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OFF THE RECORD: What happened to Azura at indoor netball? · Flava Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: The Flavor Podcast Network. You're listening to Stacissura and Charlie's
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  Speaker 1: Off the Records your record.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Off the Record with A Z and Charlie
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  Speaker 2: this morning. We talk about things here because you know,
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  Speaker 2: sometimes it's embarrassing to.
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  Speaker 3: Put on the radio Pool Chap Pool.
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  Speaker 1: This is not Pool, Chap Bro. This is like more shot.
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  Speaker 2: It was not a shot. It was not a shot. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I thought I could.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie when I got this message, right
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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't personally missage you.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know you didn't, but you miss.
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  Speaker 3: I just let you know I had a fart, like obviously.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't have aftable Is around me, you know, and
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  Speaker 2: producer Anna.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I get it. But I was about to eat
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  Speaker 1: honestly when I got this.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't know whether when you're gonna eat, have
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  Speaker 2: my dinner. It's not that big of a deal, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I may or may not have. You know, fatted last
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  Speaker 2: night at indoor knitble. So I was actually doing an intercept,
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  Speaker 2: which means, you know, jumping in front of the ball
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  Speaker 2: and getting it back for our team.
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  Speaker 3: Great move from me. I felt quite proud of it.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me why when I went to go and like
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  Speaker 2: step out, you know, and my legs split apart, my
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  Speaker 2: fart came out, and I was so embarrassed because that
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  Speaker 2: does not happen to me before. That's never happened to
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  Speaker 2: me before. Knitball, but that doesn't happen to me while exercising.
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  Speaker 2: Like I've meet people and be like, man.
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  Speaker 3: I just get so gares see while I'm working out,
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  Speaker 3: whereas I'm like, I can't relate.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like it feels like I would be unable
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  Speaker 2: to do that if I was working out. I don't
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  Speaker 2: feel any need ever while working out to release scarce.
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  Speaker 2: So imagine my surprise when I hear a sound come
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  Speaker 2: out of my bum or.
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  Speaker 3: I was like what But was it a loud one? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: That was it like or like yes? Or was it
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  Speaker 1: like no? It was.
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  Speaker 3: And I honestly I'm sure, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, so not obviously everyone on the court heard,
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  Speaker 2: but it was I think there was the person passing
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  Speaker 2: the ball that intercepted the person they were trying to
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  Speaker 2: pass it to, and the ref So there was three
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  Speaker 2: other flavor. I don't know. I don't walk on it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't walk on the court and go, hey, good game.
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  Speaker 2: I work on flavor. Not everyone they play flavor at
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  Speaker 2: indoor neple. They do, but they but we're not on
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  Speaker 2: ear obviously in the evening time.
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  Speaker 1: They don't hear a little breaks that are on there.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you don't really talk very much during indoor netball.
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  Speaker 2: You're just yelling anyway. So it's not the point I
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  Speaker 2: would like to think that they don't. They don't know
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  Speaker 2: who I am, but well it's only three people, and
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  Speaker 2: now who was listening to this?
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  Speaker 3: But I was so embarrassed. Has it ever happened to you?
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  Speaker 2: We are fighted while working out and it was like
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  Speaker 2: one of those ones where you've not actually gone, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I need a far. I had no idea I needed
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  Speaker 2: to fight. I literally steeped and it came out.
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  Speaker 1: Nah. To be honest, I'll tell you if it that happened,
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  Speaker 1: but it didn't happen with me. It has never happened.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that it's ever going to happen, but
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  Speaker 1: it's not happened yet.
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  Speaker 3: You've never farted while working out.
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  Speaker 1: Like real talk, I have never, And if I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to bro I just.
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  Speaker 3: I've fared before. I've fared before.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I used to, well, not necessarily fart, but used
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  Speaker 2: to Yeah, well you're fart and cheerleading because you're like
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  Speaker 2: you're jumping backwards, you're bending over, you're doing the splits,
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  Speaker 2: you're doing flips, and there's something about like that motion
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  Speaker 2: that that really just gets you going.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, it's honestly, yeah, there is nothing wrong with fighting, Bro.
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  Speaker 1: They'd be shy about that. How do you feel? You okay?
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  Speaker 1: Like are you are you right?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I was pretty shocked by it, but I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I know it doesn't happen all the time. It's not
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  Speaker 2: like I was sitting there, sitting there, you know, it's
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  Speaker 2: not like I shouted, Hey, that's I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's a win.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you. So you do know I just told
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  Speaker 3: you I did.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to put a photo.
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  Speaker 2: One time I did need to pooh myself and Bro,
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  Speaker 2: and I lied and said that I had a sore
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  Speaker 2: stomach and I literally had to go to the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: But I lied and said I'm just feeling like kind
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  Speaker 2: of nauseous, like I'm not feeling good.
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  Speaker 3: It was like, oh my gosh, you're okay.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, I'll be.
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  Speaker 1: All right, and then I went to the toilet and
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  Speaker 1: then you do that a pooh and then came back
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  Speaker 1: on the court.
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  Speaker 3: No, I didn't because I had to stick with the
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  Speaker 3: suck vibes. Oh yeah, remember this is a work nipple team.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I can't have people at work knowing that I left
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  Speaker 2: the court to have bum wee.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, hang on, so you played nipple people from work?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, thankfully. It was the other team that was around
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  Speaker 3: me when I started.
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  Speaker 1: So people from work knew you fighted well, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: No one talked about my bus in your team, bro, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: but no one talked about my fat.
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  Speaker 1: Man. Anyway, write an apology email right now, term police.
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  Speaker 3: Next thing you know, I'm getting caught up by eight
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  Speaker 3: fighting on the court.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to Stacey, Zura and Charlie's Off the Record.
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