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Today you'll meet Victor. Should we bring him BACK? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, fool.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Richie.
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  Speaker 3: Go!
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  Speaker 4: What's crack-a-lacking?
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  Speaker 5: This is the big boss dog, Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. Bang, boom,
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  Speaker 5: what you gonna do? We're not talking about Ren 10-10.
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  Speaker 5: We're not talking about Lashley.
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  Speaker 6: It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 5: The classy, sassy, big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. In your
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  Speaker 5: face to me and in the place to be. And
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  Speaker 5: you're listening to John Jay and Rich. Wake your ass up.
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  Speaker 5: It's Friday.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah! Happy Friday from John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 5: Would you want to know?
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  Speaker 8: I'm going to ask you guys some questions and think
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  Speaker 8: about whether you would want to know the answers to
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  Speaker 8: these questions.
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  Speaker 5: Okay? Kyle, would you want to know the date you're
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  Speaker 5: going to die?
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  Speaker 9: I go back and forth on this. Sometimes I say yes.
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  Speaker 9: Sometimes I think no. I'm going to go with no.
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 9: I do not want to know.
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  Speaker 5: What about you, Rich? Would you want to know the
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  Speaker 5: date you're going to die? I do not want to
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  Speaker 5: know the date I'm going to die.
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  Speaker 10: Peyton?
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  Speaker 7: Definitely not.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I would.
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  Speaker 8: And as a matter of fact, a long time ago,
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  Speaker 8: I was talking to a psychic. One of the first
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  Speaker 8: times I've ever talked to a psychic. And I asked
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  Speaker 8: the psychic when I was going to die. And they said,
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  Speaker 8: and this is a very big deal for me, this
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  Speaker 8: is why I'm bringing it up. They said that I
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  Speaker 8: was going to die before my birthday, 2026.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's today.
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  Speaker 5: That's today.
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  Speaker 11: That's today.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 5: I'm alive.
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  Speaker 9: Wait, what time were you born?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Because if you were born at night, you really only
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  Speaker 7: might have 12 more hours.
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  Speaker 8: I have until midnight tonight, the way I was looking
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  Speaker 8: at it. And when September 4th is over, then I
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  Speaker 8: know I made it. But I have lived with that
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  Speaker 8: for the longest time.
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  Speaker 5: In fact, last year, I said when I, when I,
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  Speaker 5: when I, my birthday, I said when it turned 2026,
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  Speaker 5: I brought it up so many times and my sister said,
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  Speaker 5: stop bringing this up. You're going to put it out there.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, that's true.
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  Speaker 5: But I've been literally obsessed with it. So the thing was,
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  Speaker 5: would you want to know the date you're going to die?
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  Speaker 5: You guys said no. I said yes. So hopefully the
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  Speaker 5: psychic is terrible.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, here's what I'm like. You're looking at this all wrong.
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  Speaker 13: That was, at the time, what day you would die
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  Speaker 13: if you stayed on the trajectory you were on. However,
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  Speaker 13: now you've done about 20,000 different life-changing longevity tricks and
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  Speaker 13: hacks in your life.
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  Speaker 9: And some of them work.
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  Speaker 5: Well, here's the thing. I actually had a full-body MRI
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  Speaker 5: thanks to Simon Med not that long ago. Went over
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  Speaker 5: the results again with my doctor a couple days ago,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm the healthiest I've ever been. Doesn't mean I'm
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  Speaker 5: not going to get hit by a bus when I
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  Speaker 5: walk out of here.
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  Speaker 9: Stop saying that.
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  Speaker 14: I know.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying, you guys. So it'll be interesting
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  Speaker 5: to see if I make it past this weekend. So anyway,
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  Speaker 5: a long time ago, I interviewed two psychics, and one
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  Speaker 5: of them said I was going to die before 2026,
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  Speaker 5: my birthday. I have, not just today, so we'll see
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  Speaker 5: what happens. Hopefully, she's a very bad psychic.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Jill the psychic. Jill.
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  Speaker 4: Call that Jill back later today or tomorrow and just go, ha!
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  Speaker 8: I tried to track her down about six, seven months
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  Speaker 8: ago to see if she was still doing it, so
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  Speaker 8: I couldn't find her. But anyway, so now would you
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  Speaker 8: want to know how you're going to die? I'm assuming
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  Speaker 8: you wouldn't.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 10: I would.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 7: Well, actually, maybe because if it's like, you're definitely going
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  Speaker 7: to die in a plane crash, I probably wouldn't go
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  Speaker 7: on an airplane anymore.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, so this is the whole thing about would you
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  Speaker 8: want to know questions about yourself? Would you want to
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  Speaker 8: know who would show up to your funeral? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Nah.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm going to have a list for my family
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  Speaker 7: and friends on who's not allowed to come.
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  Speaker 9: I know who will be there and anyone else is
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  Speaker 9: an extra bonus.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And I want to know who's going to be the
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  Speaker 4: saddest too, because then I will like them now more.
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  Speaker 5: Would you want to know who secretly hates you?
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  Speaker 7: Oh no. Yes.
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  Speaker 14: No.
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  Speaker 5: Yes. Definitely not.
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  Speaker 9: Let me get these ops.
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  Speaker 6: Out of here.
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  Speaker 5: My answer to that is I don't care. I don't care.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to know. Would you want to know
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  Speaker 5: what is said about you when you leave the room?
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  Speaker 15: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I'm too sensitive for that.
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  Speaker 8: Would you want to know which of your friends secretly
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  Speaker 8: thinks they're better than you?
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  Speaker 16: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I would want to know because like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 7: would want to know.
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  Speaker 4: Because you're going to have a point where you can
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  Speaker 4: put them in their place at some point.
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  Speaker 5: That'll be fun. I think all my friends are better
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  Speaker 5: than me. Would you want to know what your coworkers
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  Speaker 5: actually think about you? Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Why not?
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  Speaker 4: In this room, I'm okay with it. I might want
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  Speaker 4: to go outside of this room and find out.
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  Speaker 5: Why do you say that, Kyle?
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  Speaker 9: Because I got to be here every day. I'm just
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  Speaker 9: going to pretend we're all friends.
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  Speaker 5: Uh, would you want to know every lie your partner
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  Speaker 5: has ever told you?
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  Speaker 7: No, some things you can take to the grave. Some
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  Speaker 7: things I just don't want to know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: No, thanks.
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  Speaker 14: I'm good.
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  Speaker 5: That's funny. Cause I think about my wife. I don't
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  Speaker 5: think she's ever lied to me. I don't think, but
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  Speaker 5: what do I know?
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  Speaker 10: Right.
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  Speaker 5: What did I go?
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  Speaker 10: What the hell?
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  Speaker 5: She was a hooker.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't want to know, but I don't think there is.
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  Speaker 5: If I had, if I could only pick one of these,
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  Speaker 5: that's not what I would pick.
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  Speaker 9: Which one would you pick?
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  Speaker 5: When I, when I'm going to die and how I'm
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  Speaker 5: going to die. That's what I'd want to know.
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  Speaker 12: Okay.
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  Speaker 13: This is kind of morbid, but I'm only asking this
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  Speaker 13: because I know like, this is something that you would
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  Speaker 13: ask me if I was saying, if I had the
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  Speaker 13: same news dawning on us, are we missing an opportunity
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  Speaker 13: by not like interviewing about you about death?
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  Speaker 9: Just in case me.
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  Speaker 13: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Like you have a clips of me in case I do.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: What do you want to ask me in case?
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  Speaker 9: So like, like, let's say I leave here.
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  Speaker 5: And I get hit by a truck or not want
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  Speaker 5: to have an airplane crashes in my room.
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  Speaker 9: I want that to happen.
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  Speaker 17: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Right. I got a good first one for you.
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  Speaker 12: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: This one. John Jay, what do you want your legacy
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  Speaker 5: to be? That's too complicated an answer. I don't know
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  Speaker 5: what that means. My kids. What were you going to
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  Speaker 5: ask me? This is a minute to interrupt. Pass.
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  Speaker 13: No.
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  Speaker 9: I said, how do you want to be remembered?
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  Speaker 5: What a great montage.
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  Speaker 9: You guys, we just said, we asked you.
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  Speaker 5: I think I'd want to be remembered as a great
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  Speaker 5: dad and middle-of-the-road husband. Great dad.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, let's get you something you will do. In your life,
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  Speaker 4: what has made you laugh the hardest?
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  Speaker 8: Thank you, man.
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  Speaker 5: This is not where I was expecting this to go.
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  Speaker 5: I hope I live because it would be a terrible montage. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 4: Psychic's probably right.
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  Speaker 5: You're a goner.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 5: Let's come up with creative ways I'm going to die
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  Speaker 5: before Monday.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, not before.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, like, I have probably, what is it? I
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  Speaker 8: probably have 15 hours left.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: No, no.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, before I'm free. The curse is lifted.
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  Speaker 12: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Before it becomes September 5th and I'm still alive. then
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  Speaker 5: I'm free.
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  Speaker 9: I feel like then we should throw a big party.
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  Speaker 5: You're alive!
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you would play, what's that song? The stain of life.
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  Speaker 8: And then a freaking 747 crashes into the fourth floor
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  Speaker 8: of iHeart right now.
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  Speaker 5: And we're all dead. I have some more.
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  Speaker 8: So would you want to know if your partner has
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  Speaker 8: ever been attracted to one.
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  Speaker 5: Of your friends?
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  Speaker 7: That definitely is not even a thing. So I guess
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  Speaker 7: I would want to know.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean that's not a thing?
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  Speaker 7: Like, there's no way that Kadeem thinks my friends are cute.
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  Speaker 13: I feel like I have really pretty friends, so I
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  Speaker 13: guarantee you Scott's attracted to at least.
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  Speaker 9: One of them, and I don't want to know.
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  Speaker 4: That's funny.
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, none of my friends are Kadeem's type at all.
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  Speaker 5: My wife has, like, one hot friend, and I just
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  Speaker 5: saw her recently. She's let herself go a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: In fact, I know you're talking about her. Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 13: You guys are terrible.
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  Speaker 5: You're terrible.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't seen her lately, but You know, she was great.
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  Speaker 5: And that's probably who's going to kill me, Blake. Blake's
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  Speaker 5: going to kill me tonight. That's how I die.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 5: At 11.59 tonight. Boom. Anyway, just a quick little round
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  Speaker 5: of would you want to know.
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  Speaker 18: But Ramona, start your day with John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 9: I wake up with my favorite artist. Hey, this is
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  Speaker 9: Sabrina Carpenter.
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  Speaker 15: What's up, guys?
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  Speaker 5: This is Post Malone.
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  Speaker 9: It's Benson Boone, and you're waking up with John Jay
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  Speaker 9: and Rich.
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  Speaker 5: Real quick, I was telling you guys a story that
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  Speaker 5: 30 years ago, when I was doing a radio show,
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  Speaker 5: I had two sidekicks on the show, Victor and Jill.
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  Speaker 5: And I believe it was Jill told me that I
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  Speaker 5: was going to die before my birthday, 2026. And Victor
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  Speaker 5: was a partner and I was able to track down Victor. Victor,
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  Speaker 5: good morning.
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  Speaker 10: Good morning.
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  Speaker 5: Now, Victor, what was the last time I talked to you?
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  Speaker 10: It's been 30 years.
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  Speaker 7: Wait, Victor, do you remember John Jay though?
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  Speaker 5: I do.
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  Speaker 10: How could I forget John Jay? You can't forget the guy.
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  Speaker 9: So true.
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  Speaker 5: I've got the world on a string. Million dollars in
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  Speaker 5: my pocket. Love you, baby.
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  Speaker 15: We're here.
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  Speaker 5: Brian and John Jay.
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  Speaker 9: Million Dollar Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: Here we go. Q102 Cincinnati.
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  Speaker 12: Love you.
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  Speaker 5: Love your show.
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  Speaker 7: You can be a millionaire.
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  Speaker 5: Hi, it's John Jay from the Q102 Million Dollar Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: Listen Thursday mornings on Q102. Thanks, John Jay.
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  Speaker 9: Just listen to Q102 for details so you can win.
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  Speaker 10: On the left.
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  Speaker 5: Since the last time I saw you, I've been doing
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  Speaker 5: a radio show in Arizona for the last 25 years.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if you know that or not. 25, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: No, I found out after you called. I thought you
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  Speaker 10: went to Texas.
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  Speaker 5: I did.
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  Speaker 8: I went to Houston for four years, then I came
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  Speaker 8: to Arizona after that. So I've been in Arizona the
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  Speaker 8: whole time. And so I want to introduce you to
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  Speaker 8: the members of my show. I have Rich, my partner, Kyle,
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  Speaker 8: my partner, and Peyton, my partner. And all four of
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  Speaker 8: us are on the radio.
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  Speaker 10: Hey there. How are y'all doing?
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  Speaker 14: Good.
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  Speaker 4: Excellent, sir.
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  Speaker 8: So I wanted to give you an update because I
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  Speaker 8: don't know if you know this or not, but this
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  Speaker 8: is what's very important. So you and Jill would come
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  Speaker 8: on for Psychic Thursdays on my radio show in Cincinnati, right?
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  Speaker 5: Of course, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Now, is Jill still around?
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  Speaker 10: She moved out of town. She's on Facebook.
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  Speaker 5: She's got a.
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  Speaker 10: Different last name.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. Because here's what I want to tell you.
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  Speaker 5: This is a very big day. My birthday, many years
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  Speaker 5: ago while we were doing the show on a Thursday,
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  Speaker 5: you and or Jill, I was just being cocky, young kid.
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  Speaker 5: And I said, when am I going to die? And
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  Speaker 5: I think it was Jill said that I was going
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  Speaker 5: to die before my birthday on 25th.
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  Speaker 11: 2026.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: Which is now.
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  Speaker 5: Which is now.
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  Speaker 10: And your birthday is when?
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  Speaker 5: Today's my birthday.
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  Speaker 8: So I was kind of hoping that maybe I misheard that.
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  Speaker 4: But do you tell Victor how you've thought about it
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  Speaker 4: nearly every day since that day?
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  Speaker 8: I'm hoping I misheard it. It was one of those things.
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  Speaker 8: So do you, is there any vibe? Cause you're still
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  Speaker 8: a psychic, right? Cause I remember you had crazy talent.
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  Speaker 10: First of all, I would never tell people when they're
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  Speaker 10: going to die, because that creates too much anxiety, as
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  Speaker 10: it did for you just now. But no, I think
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  Speaker 10: you're going to make it past that. But I think
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  Speaker 10: something is going on with you that Jill might have
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  Speaker 10: been picking up on. There's something really good going to happen,
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  Speaker 10: I think, for you coming up. I feel like it
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  Speaker 10: might be spiritual, but I see you feeling on top
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  Speaker 10: of the world.
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  Speaker 5: I do feel on top of the world.
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  Speaker 19: Hey.
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  Speaker 5: I'm on top of the world.
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  Speaker 10: Hey.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do feel on top of the world, Victor.
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  Speaker 10: Thank you. So I think it's, I feel like you're unstoppable,
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  Speaker 10: quite frankly.
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  Speaker 9: That's a good place to be, John Jay.
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  Speaker 8: I'm trying to get our show on in Denver right now.
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  Speaker 8: We're on, you know, we're on all over the United States.
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  Speaker 8: That's one thing you don't know. So we're based in Phoenix,
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  Speaker 8: but we're on all over the country now, Victor.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you are? Yeah. God, Victor, how do you not
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  Speaker 5: check in on me?
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  Speaker 8: He thought you were going to die. Why would he
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  Speaker 8: check up on you? Hey, so look, I want to
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  Speaker 8: ask you this because I know it's crazy. We weren't prepared,
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  Speaker 8: but I would love to book you back on our
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  Speaker 8: show as a psychic. Could you do psychic readings for
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  Speaker 8: us like back in the old days?
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  Speaker 10: I'd love it. Yeah, that would be great.
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  Speaker 5: Would that be great, guys?
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  Speaker 7: I would love that.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds awesome.
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  Speaker 10: I love it.
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  Speaker 5: Victor was great. Great sense of humor.
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  Speaker 10: I had so much fun with you on Q102. Oh,
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  Speaker 10: my God.
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  Speaker 5: Listen, Thursday mornings on Q102.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, well, I just want to make sure and get
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  Speaker 8: it clear that I'm not going to die, so thank
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  Speaker 8: you for that.
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  Speaker 5: Top of the world, he said.
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  Speaker 8: But when you said anxiety, like, I've had this anxiety
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  Speaker 8: since the last time I saw you.
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  Speaker 10: That's why I don't make those kinds of predictions.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm probably the healthiest I've ever been at
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  Speaker 5: this moment right now.
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  Speaker 10: I also feel like the higher you set your goals,
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  Speaker 10: the higher your achievements will be. When I said unstoppable,
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  Speaker 10: I really felt that.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you, Victor.
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  Speaker 10: I think you're very ambitious, aren't you?
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  Speaker 5: I feel so. I feel I am.
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  Speaker 4: Was he not in Cincinnati? Were you worried about him
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  Speaker 4: in Cincinnati?
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  Speaker 10: I didn't worry about him. He was just a lot
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  Speaker 10: of fun. Oh, my God. All the parties, all the laughs.
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  Speaker 10: I'll never forget it.
• 12:27
  Speaker 5: Well, great.
• 12:27
  Speaker 8: Victor, thanks for jumping on the air with us. By
• 12:29
  Speaker 8: the way, if someone's listening right now, is there a
• 12:31
  Speaker 8: website for you?
• 12:32
  Speaker 10: VictorPeruta.com. VictorThePsychic.com, if you can't spell Peruta.
• 12:38
  Speaker 5: All right. Well, Victor, I want to plan something with
• 12:40
  Speaker 5: you in a week or two.
• 12:41
  Speaker 10: Okay, John Jay. Sounds great.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: Thanks, Victor.
• 12:43
  Speaker 10: Looking forward to talking to you. You too.
• 12:44
  Speaker 5: Okay, good to meet you guys.
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 12:47
  Speaker 5: How about that?
• 12:48
  Speaker 9: I'm not going to die.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: He released you from your curse.
• 13:13
  Speaker 9: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 13:20
  Speaker 5: Every Friday, we want to get into, I knew it
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: was over when. We're going to do it every Friday,
• 13:25
  Speaker 5: even today on my birthday.
• 13:26
  Speaker 15: 877-937-1047.
• 13:27
  Speaker 5: I knew it was over when. Monica, you knew it
• 13:28
  Speaker 5: was over when what?
• 13:35
  Speaker 19: I knew it was over when I found out he
• 13:37
  Speaker 19: was engaged to a man previously.
• 13:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, but he was not engaged to the man when
• 13:42
  Speaker 5: he was dating you. It was just another life.
• 13:45
  Speaker 19: Yeah, no, just another life. But I didn't want to
• 13:49
  Speaker 19: be with somebody who was previously in a relationship with
• 13:55
  Speaker 19: a man. But I also have another one.
• 13:56
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 13:56
  Speaker 5: If you guys are interested in the other one I have. Oh, yeah, sure.
• 13:59
  Speaker 5: We'll take multiples. Why not?
• 14:02
  Speaker 20: So I knew it was over.
• 14:03
  Speaker 19: When I found out he was married with more than
• 14:07
  Speaker 19: nine kids.
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: Whoa. Oh, my gosh.
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: A guy should bring that up when you're dating, I
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: feel like.
• 14:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow. That's a good one.
• 14:14
  Speaker 13: Yeah, that's a commitment right there. It's a tough job
• 14:17
  Speaker 13: to step into.
• 14:19
  Speaker 19: And I only found out because he had posted a
• 14:22
  Speaker 19: picture on Facebook with her kissing her in my jacket.
• 14:27
  Speaker 7: Oh, my gosh.
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: He was wearing your jacket?
• 14:31
  Speaker 19: Yeah, because I have a NFL jacket, and it was
• 14:34
  Speaker 19: like a man's jacket, but it was like an oversized,
• 14:37
  Speaker 19: you know, us ladies like our oversized hoodie. So it
• 14:40
  Speaker 19: was like one of those, and he borrowed it, and
• 14:43
  Speaker 19: he actually ended up stealing it from me.
• 14:46
  Speaker 7: How rude.
• 14:46
  Speaker 19: Yeah, it was like one of those on the field,
• 14:50
  Speaker 19: like NFL.
• 14:51
  Speaker 9: Jackets, like over $ 100.
• 14:52
  Speaker 19: It was like one of those.
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's great, Monica. Thank you. Rachel, I knew it
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: was over when what?
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: I knew it was over when I asked the guy
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: I was seeing if he ever had gotten mad before,
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: like really mad, because he seemed like a very patient person.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: And then he laughed and bragged about how he got
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: so mad when his football team lost. He punched a
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: hole in the wall.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: Yikes.
• 15:19
  Speaker 7: Anger problems.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: And then I said, oh, was there any other time
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: that you've done that?
• 15:26
  Speaker 15: He goes, yeah.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: And then he bragged again about how his mom asked
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: him for help to move a couch. And he didn't
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: want to move a couch. But then she kept asking him.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: So he did finally help her move the couch. And
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: the couch fell and hit him in the toe. He
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: got mad again and punched.
• 15:45
  Speaker 21: The wall again.
• 15:46
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: And that was the last time I ever saw him.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: That's a good move.
• 15:51
  Speaker 9: You don't want to be repairing all of your walls.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: All right, Rachel. Thanks for calling in and thank you
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: for listening.
• 15:57
  Speaker 9: Okay, bye.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: Good morning, Lisa.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Good morning.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I was first year in college in the dorms.
• 16:03
  Speaker 15: You're young.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: You're having fun. You're dating somebody.
• 16:06
  Speaker 22: And we were in my dorm room and this guy
• 16:08
  Speaker 22: that I'm dating asked.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Me, like, you don't smoke pot, do you? And I
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: was like, well, of course. We're 18. We're in college
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: for the first time.
• 16:15
  Speaker 21: Everybody smokes pot.
• 16:15
  Speaker 19: He's like, no, you don't.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I was like, I have some right here and I
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: pulled it out of my drawer.
• 16:19
  Speaker 21: And the guy's face went, like, white.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: And he was like, oh, my God.
• 16:25
  Speaker 15: And he walked out.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: And I was like, what just happened?
• 16:27
  Speaker 11: And I was like, I went after him.
• 16:28
  Speaker 7: I was like, what's going on?
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: He's like, I can't date a drug dealer.
• 16:31
  Speaker 15: And I just.
• 16:32
  Speaker 21: Burst out laughing and thought it was the funniest thing
• 16:34
  Speaker 21: in the world.
• 16:35
  Speaker 15: And this guy was.
• 16:36
  Speaker 21: Super serious and, like, avoided me for the rest of
• 16:38
  Speaker 21: the year.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: And me and my friends just.
• 16:40
  Speaker 21: Thought it was so ridiculous and hilarious because you're 18
• 16:44
  Speaker 21: in college having fun.
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: Who cares?
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: And this guy thought I was the devil.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Ah.
• 16:50
  Speaker 23: Oh, my gosh.
• 16:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's like, I saw that devil's lettuce. He wanted
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: no part of you.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:55
  Speaker 19: The moment he found out what was going down, it
• 16:57
  Speaker 19: was over.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: Well, thanks for sharing that with us, Lisa. Are you
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: still the drug dealer?
• 17:00
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 17:02
  Speaker 10: Every day.
• 17:03
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: Thanks for listening.
• 17:06
  Speaker 23: Have a good one.
• 17:06
  Speaker 10: 877-937-1047.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: I knew it was over when. Ashley, I knew it
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: was over when what?
• 17:28
  Speaker 17: I knew it was over when I used my ex-boyfriend's
• 17:31
  Speaker 17: phone to send a video to myself, and the suggested contact,
• 17:36
  Speaker 17: or the most recent contact, was a different girl.
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: Uh-oh.
• 17:41
  Speaker 9: That'll do it.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: That'll do it. What was the video you made that
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: you were going to send to yourself?
• 17:49
  Speaker 17: Oh, well, his brother had 3D printed a hippo, and
• 17:53
  Speaker 17: so my phone was dead and charging. So I was like, oh,
• 17:55
  Speaker 17: I'm just going to take a cute little video of
• 17:58
  Speaker 17: this 3D printed hippo because my brother loved hippos. It's
• 18:00
  Speaker 17: like one of the animals we always send pictures and
• 18:02
  Speaker 17: videos back and forth from. So I was like, hey,
• 18:04
  Speaker 17: can I use your phone real quick and send it
• 18:06
  Speaker 17: to myself for later? He's like, yeah, of course. And
• 18:09
  Speaker 17: then I went to send it myself, and I was
• 18:12
  Speaker 17: not there, but somebody else was.
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: Uh-oh.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: You know what I can tell? I can tell just
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: by that story that you are a great human being.
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: There's just something happy about Ashley that her and her
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: brother send each other hippo pictures.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean?
• 18:24
  Speaker 9: That's so funny, yeah.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: That's such a great thing. So did you break up
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: with the guy?
• 18:28
  Speaker 17: I mean, we try and keep it happy and wholesome.
• 18:30
  Speaker 24: Oh, absolutely.
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: Good.
• 18:32
  Speaker 17: Because I had asked, I'm like, who is this? He's like, oh,
• 18:35
  Speaker 17: it's just a coworker. And then I'm like, this isn't
• 18:39
  Speaker 17: sitting well. I just had a gut feeling, you know?
• 18:41
  Speaker 17: And then I asked a little bit later. He's like, oh,
• 18:43
  Speaker 17: it's just a friend. Yeah, needless to say, I found
• 18:46
  Speaker 17: out that this was like an ex-Tinder fling and now co-worker.
• 18:50
  Speaker 17: And I'm like, no, absolutely not.
• 18:53
  Speaker 11: You get one chance.
• 18:54
  Speaker 17: With me, you mess it up, I'm gone.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: Fair enough.
• 18:56
  Speaker 17: I don't have time for this.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Ashley, what city are you in?
• 19:00
  Speaker 17: I'm in Vancouver, Washington.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Oh, Vancouver.
• 19:02
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: I was going to tell you because I know that
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: there's a hippo here that Kyle, you guys would go
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: see the baby. Oh, the jammies. The pygmy hippos are
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: so cute.
• 19:09
  Speaker 9: They're such a cutie little baby.
• 19:10
  Speaker 11: They're adorable.
• 19:12
  Speaker 17: My brother and I travel a lot, and anytime we
• 19:15
  Speaker 17: go somewhere new, we go to whatever zoo that they have.
• 19:19
  Speaker 17: I think we've been to literally over 50 zoos. Either views,
• 19:24
  Speaker 17: like sky towers or zoos.
• 19:27
  Speaker 21: It's amazing.
• 19:28
  Speaker 17: Baby hippos, baby elephants.
• 19:29
  Speaker 16: They're adorable.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Well, thanks for listening, Ashley. Thank you for calling in.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Have a great day.
• 19:34
  Speaker 14: Yeah, thank you so much.
• 19:35
  Speaker 21: You too.
• 19:36
  Speaker 18: Having trouble getting through on the phone? Text John Jay
• 19:39
  Speaker 18: and Rich anytime.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Send JJR.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Send your message to 96893. Time for Stacks and Hacks,
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: you guys. Stacks and Hacks on this September 4th. Remember
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: how a couple weeks ago there was a virus going
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: around from... there? Was it Evite? Like Kyle got on?
• 19:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: Like a scam.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Get this. Religious websites are three times more likely to
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: spread computer viruses than porn sites.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Well, I guess more people will open them.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: Religious websites.
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: There was a 54% jump in ukulele sales in the
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: year 2013.
• 20:08
  Speaker 15: Why?
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: The National Association of Music Merchants thinks it's because people
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: wanted to play them in quirky YouTube videos.
• 20:16
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: Yes, Noah?
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: 2013 is the year Riptide by Vance Joy came out,
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: which was the quintessential ukulele.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: I got caught in the riptide.
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: Because then also, wasn't that Grace VanderWaal wanting all those, like,
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: America's Got.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Talent or whatever, and she was doing the ukulele? Oh,
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: that's what happened.
• 20:32
  Speaker 9: There we go.
• 20:34
  Speaker 16: There we go.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: That's why.
• 20:35
  Speaker 25: Okay.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: A 19-year-old student at Indiana University was arrested on Sunday
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: after he threatened to bomb the Applebee's on social media.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: He told police he was mad because the food was
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: taking too long.
• 20:44
  Speaker 17: Oh, my gosh.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Extreme.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: They're pretty quick at Applebee's, too.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Consumer Reports tested 13 electric scooters. Okay. And found the
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: best option is none of them. They said due to
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: their higher speeds and increased injury data, we no longer
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: recommend e-scooters like the ones we were on in Austin.
• 21:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I know. They are very dangerous.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: Those things go fast.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: They seem like they go faster than our eyes can.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: They're very fun, though.
• 21:08
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: Woman says her car was driven hundreds of miles and
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: damaged after she dropped it off for repairs at a
• 21:14
  Speaker 8: Boston auto shop. She even saw her car at a
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: red light with a woman she didn't know behind the wheel.
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: Oh, that's wild.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: Isn't that funny? It looks like my car. That is
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: my car. What if the cure is worse than the disease?
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: A cure for nut allergies might be poop pills made
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: from the feces of people without the allergy.
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: No, I just would rather not eat peanuts.
• 21:34
  Speaker 13: Ugh. I kind of feel like I know someone who
• 21:37
  Speaker 13: had to do.
• 21:38
  Speaker 9: That, but for something else.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: And did it work out?
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: It worked?
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 13: Like she literally had to go get the poop surgically
• 21:45
  Speaker 13: removed and then turned it into pills and it actually
• 21:47
  Speaker 13: cured her GI problems.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Her own poop?
• 21:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
• 21:52
  Speaker 8: I wonder if this is a trick here because the
• 21:53
  Speaker 8: world's oldest living person turned 117 last week. The woman
• 21:57
  Speaker 8: said she's still experiencing many firsts, including when you think
• 22:01
  Speaker 8: of first, you think of like my first beer, my
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: first whatever. This, I wouldn't put this on the list,
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: but stroking a llama.
• 22:08
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: First time, she's 117. She just stroked a llama for
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: the first time. You guys know Pizza Hut's changed its name?
• 22:14
  Speaker 17: No.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Pizza Hut's changed its name to Hut.
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I saw that. Why?
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Just for football season.
• 22:19
  Speaker 20: Hut, hut, hut.
• 22:20
  Speaker 9: Oh, clever. Okay, I get it.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Hut one, hut two.
• 22:23
  Speaker 9: Are they the new NFL pizza?
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: They must be. That's food news. Oh, that's food news.
• 22:27
  Speaker 10: Sorry.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Sorry, that's your deal, my bad. That's okay. I love
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: food news.
• 22:30
  Speaker 8: Do you know that it's been more than 20 years,
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: two decades, since a human has beaten a computer in chess?
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: Are you kidding? Yeah, that's just... The end is near.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Flash to Terminator. It's time.
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: We can never, like, outsmart the computers.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: What do you got for life hacks, Rich?
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: All right, school is back, and I know, John Jay,
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: you've thought about this. Remember your sixth grade or third
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: grade or even college?
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Eventually.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: somebody's going to make you stand up in front of
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: the class and talk.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Worst thing ever. Worst thing ever. And I would give
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: myself an example of something terrible to say, really? But
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: that is the worst thing ever. I hate getting up
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: and talking in front of people.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: It's what makes most students the most nervous. And they
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: say that it's really the first 30 seconds that you
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: have to worry about. Because once you start rolling... Then
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: you're there, but the first 30 seconds are terrifying. So
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: this is the hack. It's not magic. The idea is
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: to give yourself a brain trick that gets your brain
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: thinking of something besides your speech. So pinch your nose
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: for a few seconds. Your brain's like, oh yeah, I
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: just pinched my nose. Then let go. Take a slow breath.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Drop your shoulders. Start talking. You're 30 seconds in.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: You're good.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: So that life hack, we will put on our website.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: And if you're a nervous type, before you start talking
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: in front of people, here's your little reset at johnjainrich.com.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: You're on the air.
• 23:52
  Speaker 21: John Jay and Rich, I miss the butt slam.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: So do we. The butt slam.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: Why did we.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Stop doing the butt slams, our phone pranks? We had
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: so much fun doing those.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: We did have fun. I don't know why we don't
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: do them.
• 24:03
  Speaker 21: It's because you needed my story.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: Are you going to lead us into a butt slam?
• 24:07
  Speaker 24: This is John Jay and Rich.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Whoa, you got butt slam.
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: John Jay and Rich.
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 24:17
  Speaker 12: Hi, what up?
• 24:19
  Speaker 24: Hey.
• 24:20
  Speaker 12: Me llamo Escortin. I'm listening on iHeartRadio in Oklahoma on
• 24:25
  Speaker 12: 93.7 KRQ Tucson. Z100 Portland, Animal 47, Kiss FM Phoenix.
• 24:32
  Speaker 12: Thank you very much for everything you do. And I
• 24:35
  Speaker 12: was hoping you could bring back the butt slam phone scam.
• 24:38
  Speaker 14: Butt slam!
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: John Jay and Rich. Phone scam, butt scam, butt slam.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: We're scanning butts is what we're doing.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: So this is, you know, it's a fun little prank.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: We're going to call somebody up, we mess with them
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: on the phone, we have some fun with them, and
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: then they get a hangout.
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: Butt slam!
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: John Jay and Rich. Okay.
• 24:57
  Speaker 21: I've been really excited about this. So my husband just
• 25:04
  Speaker 21: spent all this money putting permanent lights around our house.
• 25:09
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 25:09
  Speaker 21: Like, like for the holidays, like the holiday lights.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: The permanent.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 25:13
  Speaker 21: He got them permanently installed.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 25:15
  Speaker 22: Wonderful.
• 25:17
  Speaker 21: They're mostly for Christmas, but here's the kicker. He's a
• 25:20
  Speaker 21: huge ASU fan. So when it's not the holidays, our
• 25:26
  Speaker 21: house is lit up with gold and maroon lights.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: Love it.
• 25:30
  Speaker 21: Yeah, so does he. So does he.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: But here's the thing.
• 25:34
  Speaker 21: We already got an email from the HOA saying that
• 25:37
  Speaker 21: the lights might not be approved and we may have
• 25:39
  Speaker 21: to take them down.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 25:41
  Speaker 9: That's the old HOA letter.
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: I got that same letter.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: I got that same letter because we had a client
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: of ours put them up, and the day they went up,
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: I got a letter, and I still haven't taken them
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: down and haven't answered the letter.
• 25:53
  Speaker 21: Here's where the butt slam comes in. We barely know
• 25:55
  Speaker 21: our neighbors. And ever since the HOA reached out, my
• 25:59
  Speaker 21: husband keeps saying, I wish one of these neighbors would
• 26:02
  Speaker 21: say something to my face. I'd give him a piece
• 26:05
  Speaker 21: of my mind. But let me tell you guys, he's
• 26:07
  Speaker 21: a total wuss.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 26:10
  Speaker 21: Like it's so funny. So he talks so tough when
• 26:14
  Speaker 21: nobody's around. But if you called pretending to be our
• 26:17
  Speaker 21: neighbors and actually confronted him about these lights.
• 26:19
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 26:20
  Speaker 21: He's going to panic.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: Please let us do this.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Please let us do this.
• 26:23
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 26:24
  Speaker 14: Yes.
• 26:24
  Speaker 21: Today he's working from home. So he's literally just sitting
• 26:27
  Speaker 21: at his laptop with his phone like right next to
• 26:30
  Speaker 21: him and he'll answer.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: I totally get why he married you.
• 26:32
  Speaker 9: This is so funny.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: I get why he married you. You're unbelievably awesome. What's
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: your husband's name?
• 26:37
  Speaker 21: I don't know if he's going to think that afterwards,
• 26:38
  Speaker 21: but yes, it's a risk I'm willing to take.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: What's his name?
• 26:43
  Speaker 11: Derek.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: Okay. The one they call Derek. So what do we do?
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: We call as neighbors? Yes.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: I would like to be on the homeowners association. I
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: would like to be Rick Barron and I would like
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: to challenge him on his light display.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Do it.
• 26:57
  Speaker 9: Fantastic.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: I'm excited about this. And John Jay, you will be
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: my lovely wife, Stacey Barrett. Stacey Barrett.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: Uncle Kyle Payne, they're women.
• 27:07
  Speaker 9: It's more funny when you do it.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: You guys could be our children.
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: Stacey Barrett.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: All right. I need big words. Oh, yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: Pedantic.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Call him pedantic and pejorative. That's what I hear all
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: the time.
• 27:20
  Speaker 11: Pejorative.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Hello?
• 27:30
  Speaker 10: Hello?
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, hi.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: Is this Derek? Yeah, this is Derek. Hey, Derek.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Rick Barron, your neighbor. Also happen to be a member
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: of the HOA. How are you this morning? Did I
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: catch you at a good time?
• 27:40
  Speaker 9: I mean, yeah.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: What's going on?
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, excellent. I am your neighbor right on the other
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: side of the wall to you. And I guess you
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: must be a big ol' ASU fan. Congratulations. I saw
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: your new likes up there.
• 27:52
  Speaker 26: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: You an ASU alum?
• 27:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I actually am.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Big fan of Sparky, are you? My wife and I,
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: we're Scottsdale Community College. We are the fighting artichokes. Wouldn't
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: hurt you to put a little green in there for
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: the artichokes every now and then, huh? Oh, dear. We
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: are the Scottsdale artichokes. Hey, listen, we sent you a
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: letter here from the HOA and you did not respond
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: regarding the brightness and the permission to put the lights up.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you know that that's a significant fine.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Uh, when did you, you sent a letter, you said?
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Sent a letter, yes, right to your house. In fact,
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: I dropped it off in your mailbox. Kind of hard
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: to believe that you would have missed.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: It, actually. In fact, since I didn't hear from.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: You, I put another one in there. I'm your neighbor,
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Rick Barrett.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, no, I gotcha, I gotcha.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: My wife, Stacey Barrett, is making breakfast right now. Stacey,
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: how's it going over there?
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: It's going good, baby.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: I'm talking to the light guy. So interesting problem with
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: your lights. Now, this is embarrassing. I don't want to
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: embarrass my wife, but I feel like I need to
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: talk to you about this. So it looks like, you know,
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: it looks like the runway of the airport, you know,
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: at night. It's really, really bright. And my wife and I,
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: when we like to get intimate, she doesn't like any
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: light at all. So all I'm seeing is the lights
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: coming through. And my wife, Stacy, you won't get undressed
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: in front of the lights, will you, baby?
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, don't be talking about that stuff in the bedroom.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: She won't get undressed in front of lights, and I
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: haven't been able to make love, sweet, sweet, slow, sexy
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: love to my wife in weeks now because of your lights.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: And I would like you from, I don't know, 930
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: to 1030, maybe turn them down and give me about
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: an hour to make my move. Otherwise, I mean, that's
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: a pretty hefty fine there. That's a hefty fine. I'd
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: like to fine you.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: It's a $ 3, 000 fine. I get you.
• 29:40
  Speaker 10: I get you.
• 29:41
  Speaker 11: Well, listen, so, I mean, I do turn them off.
• 29:44
  Speaker 10: Or they get dimmed down around 11 o'clock.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: No, no, they do not because I've been trying to make–
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: remember last night, Stacy, when I tried to make sweet
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: love to you at around 11.15 and the lights were
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: so bright? And you were like, I am not getting
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: naked for you, Rick Barron.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God, baby, stop. Just stop telling him all
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: our special stuff.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: So what I've done here is I've found your password.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: Sparky is your wireless network. I've just downloaded the Jellyfish app.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: And from those hours, I've picked a nice soft amber
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: so that when I make love, then it's not, you know,
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: it's not overpowering.
• 30:16
  Speaker 19: Hold on, rewind for a second.
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: I have your wireless.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I've reprogrammed your lights. So every night from about 8.30
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: to 11.30, it'll be just a soft, soft amber, like
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: every five lights or so. And then when my artichokes play,
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: I've turned to green on the weekends. Let's go, Scottsdale! Fightin' artichokes!
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: We've got a really good field hockey team.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Whatever HOA thing you're telling me I did, I think
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: that's a serious violation that is probably a criminal violation.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: I don't think so, and I am looking forward to
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: making love tonight. Mm-hmm, baby. You know, there's other things
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: we can do. You can do whatever you want with
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: your life, but you're not touching my life. You're not
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: doing anything with my life.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: I've already done that. I've already programmed it. So you're welcome.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: And then you won't.
• 30:59
  Speaker 15: Have to pay them. Where are you at right now?
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: Where are you at right now?
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: I'm standing on my back porch talking to you on
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: my cell phone. Can you see? I could wave hello
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: to you over the wall. I could jump over a
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: little bit.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: No, baby.
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: I'm sunbathing right now.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, don't look over the wall. I'm sunbathing. She's shy.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: She's shy. She's sunbathing. Don't look over the wall. Don't
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: look at my wife.
• 31:15
  Speaker 15: If you want to talk about this in person, we
• 31:16
  Speaker 15: can do that.
• 31:17
  Speaker 10: We can do that right now if you want to.
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: Do you want to wrestle me in your front yard?
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: Peek-a-boo, Derek.
• 31:21
  Speaker 12: Peek-a-boo.
• 31:22
  Speaker 13: Peek-a-boo.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: I'm outside right now if you want. I'm outside right
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: now if you want.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: I will make love to my woman, and I will
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: come out and wrestle you in the front yard.
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: Is that what you want?
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Whatever you want to your.
• 31:33
  Speaker 10: Wife.
• 31:34
  Speaker 21: I don't give.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: A f * * *.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 31:36
  Speaker 21: Good morning, sweetheart.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 31:41
  Speaker 21: Did you tell them everything on your mind? Did you
• 31:47
  Speaker 21: let them have it?
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: I am literally stomping around our house, darling.
• 31:51
  Speaker 10: Where are you at?
• 31:52
  Speaker 22: Is there somebody outside?
• 31:54
  Speaker 15: Don't worry about that.
• 31:55
  Speaker 21: Don't worry about that. I'll come back with coffee.
• 31:58
  Speaker 15: You just got butt slammed.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Butt slammed. Whoa, you got butt slammed.
• 32:06
  Speaker 16: Good morning.
• 32:07
  Speaker 13: Good morning.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Just jokes, Derek. You're fine. You're just fine. He's having fun, yes. Okay,
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: so this is the radio. Okay, I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:23
  Speaker 15: You're on the radio.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: No, nobody knows. Nobody cares.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: They're fine. I won't be making sweet love tonight. Forks up.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Thanks, brother. Thanks for jumping on with us, Janae. That
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: was cute. I'm glad you brought it back.
• 32:38
  Speaker 21: You got it, guys.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: I'm going to get you for this, honey.
• 32:41
  Speaker 11: I'm going to get my revamp.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: My butt is getting slammed tonight.
• 32:47
  Speaker 12: Hello.
• 32:47
  Speaker 26: 11 p.m., you're going to get it.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: You, my friend, have just been butt slammed.
• 32:53
  Speaker 18: Getting nothing but a busy signal?
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: Text JJR.
• 32:57
  Speaker 18: Then the words, call me to 96893. Get your voice heard.
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: Kelly, good morning.
• 33:02
  Speaker 22: I just wanted to talk about something that really annoys
• 33:04
  Speaker 22: me about my husband.
• 33:05
  Speaker 25: Okay.
• 33:07
  Speaker 22: So we'll watch TV and whenever a character will just
• 33:10
  Speaker 22: say something weird or interesting, he'll pause it and have
• 33:14
  Speaker 22: to mansplain me for five minutes what that means.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Explain that. How does that?
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: Mansplain that, please.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:23
  Speaker 22: Like he's just going to say, you know, like, I
• 33:26
  Speaker 22: don't know if the character says like this is a
• 33:28
  Speaker 22: character doing CPR, for example. And then he's going to
• 33:31
  Speaker 22: pause the show and then he's going to explain to me,
• 33:33
  Speaker 22: you know, where was CPR invented? You know, who invented it?
• 33:38
  Speaker 22: And then, you know, and I'm like, well, I that's nice.
• 33:41
  Speaker 22: But I already forgot what the plot was of the
• 33:42
  Speaker 22: show because it's been five minutes. So please let me
• 33:45
  Speaker 22: watch my TV.
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: That would be so annoying. I would die.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: It's CPR, cardiopulmonary resuscitation. Oh, my God.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: I would want to smack him.
• 33:56
  Speaker 9: Just watch the show.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: All right. Thanks, Kelly. Thanks for calling in. Oh, go ahead.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: You have more. Go ahead.
• 34:02
  Speaker 22: Yeah, and this is why we don't go to the
• 34:04
  Speaker 22: movie theaters. We haven't been to the movies.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: In five years. Pause the movie. Pause the movie. Stop
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: the IMAX, please. You know, that's funny. You can't pause
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: the movie, but it's so funny going to the movie nowadays.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: I wish I had the text on the screen of
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: the movie theaters.
• 34:16
  Speaker 9: I know, I need the captions.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: It's such a bummer that you can't do that.
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: They should start adding that in theaters so you can
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: pick a theater to go to that has the captions.
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: I'm with you.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Because I would. Thanks for calling in, Kelly.
• 34:25
  Speaker 22: Well, if my husband went with you, he was probably
• 34:27
  Speaker 22: just to read to you what the.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: So the guy got bit by a spider, and now
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: he's got these really good talents, and he can do
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: everything a spider can.
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: They're playing dramatic music right now.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: You know, I was watching a show. I was watching
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Jack Reacher on Amazon the other day, and it's so
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: funny sometimes when they have... the captions and let's, it, it, it,
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: there was all you saw on the screen with like,
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: it was like a, a beautiful countryside view, but you
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: heard bugs. It was bugs. And it says on the screen,
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: bugs trilling. It was like, Oh, that's what that's called.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: Or, or like if there's a certain music, it'll be
• 35:05
  Speaker 8: high energetic music playing. Like, Ooh, you're right. There is
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: high energetic music playing, but thank you, Kelly. Thanks for listening.
• 35:12
  Speaker 10: Thanks.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: What does your spouse do wrong? You know, we're getting
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: into this because of Kyle's husband. Oh, we are? Because
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: he can't feed his dog.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, he can't do anything wrong.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: He cannot feed her dog. He's like a model citizen.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Because Kyle is also a high-maintenance mom.
• 35:26
  Speaker 9: Very true.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: Bree, what does your spouse do wrong?
• 35:30
  Speaker 25: So my husband and I, we own a Kona ice truck,
• 35:34
  Speaker 25: and one of the things we have to do is
• 35:36
  Speaker 25: we have to keep it super clean, so we're constantly
• 35:38
  Speaker 25: washing the truck. And we have constantly tried washing it together,
• 35:42
  Speaker 25: and we have discovered that is the one thing we
• 35:45
  Speaker 25: cannot do together. We can work on the truck for
• 35:47
  Speaker 25: hours and hours, and it's 90-plus degrees. But if we're
• 35:50
  Speaker 25: trying to wash the truck together, it's going to be– yeah,
• 35:54
  Speaker 25: it's not going to work because he's raising with the hose,
• 35:57
  Speaker 25: and then I tell him he's washing it wrong, and
• 35:59
  Speaker 25: it's just– Every single time, it is a.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: Fight, no matter what. What is a Kona ice truck?
• 36:06
  Speaker 25: So it's like Hawaiian shaved ice. It's got like a
• 36:10
  Speaker 25: penguin on the side of it.
• 36:11
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: They have them in Arizona.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: I love Hawaii.
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: My kids are always excited when the Kona ice trucks, like,
• 36:17
  Speaker 9: at their sports games.
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: The Tiger's Blood?
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, the best.
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: Tiger's Blood's so good.
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: So good.
• 36:23
  Speaker 23: Tiger's Blood is so good.
• 36:24
  Speaker 25: It's fun, but we had our first, like, little spill
• 36:29
  Speaker 25: on the track, and I'm just like, I have Tiger's
• 36:31
  Speaker 25: Blood all over, and I'm like, it's a good thing
• 36:33
  Speaker 25: this is, like, a shaved ice track, because, like, if
• 36:34
  Speaker 25: I got pulled over right now and had this, like,
• 36:36
  Speaker 25: in the backseat of my car, it literally looks like.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: There's, like, a homicide. Ha ha ha! Is there just
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: one Kona ice truck or are there several and you
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: own one?
• 36:46
  Speaker 25: No, we own one and it's actually started in Kentucky.
• 36:50
  Speaker 25: I think there's 1,700 of them across the United States.
• 36:53
  Speaker 21: Yeah, so look us up.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Do you do the ice with that sometimes? Like when
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: you're in Hawaii, you get it. They put ice cream
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: in it and then you put ice on top of it?
• 37:02
  Speaker 26: We do not.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's my favorite. Just Kona ice. What was that?
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: I said just Kona ice.
• 37:09
  Speaker 25: Just Kona ice, yeah. Some people do the ice cream
• 37:14
  Speaker 25: at the bottom, but we haven't ventured into that yet.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: You've got to do that. Get yourself some cookies.
• 37:19
  Speaker 25: Yeah, I know that's a great idea.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: Put the Tillamook ice cream in there and then put
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: the ice on top. Let's go. Come on, Bree. I'm
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: helping you out. I want you guys to figure out
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: how to clean together. Thanks for calling in, Bree. Thank
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: you for listening.
• 37:29
  Speaker 21: All right, thanks.
• 37:31
  Speaker 15: Bye.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Michelle, what does your spouse do wrong?
• 37:34
  Speaker 15: My husband. One day I came home from work and...
• 37:39
  Speaker 15: He had done the dishes for me. So I was
• 37:41
  Speaker 15: super happy. I was like, oh, great, wonderful. And so
• 37:47
  Speaker 15: a little bit later, I went to go and grab
• 37:49
  Speaker 15: something to drink. And I grabbed the glass and I
• 37:52
  Speaker 15: got a whiff of something. I'm like, okay, what was
• 37:56
  Speaker 15: that smell? And then I was like, where's it coming from?
• 37:59
  Speaker 15: And I realized it was the glass I was holding.
• 38:01
  Speaker 15: I took a whiff. So I was like, I had
• 38:03
  Speaker 15: to shut my eyes and think. And then I'm like,
• 38:05
  Speaker 15: I asked him, I said, honey. When you wash the dishes,
• 38:09
  Speaker 15: what did you use? And he's like, oh, well, Pine Sol.
• 38:12
  Speaker 15: And I'm like, no, you don't use Pine Sol to
• 38:15
  Speaker 15: wash dishes. It's supposed to use dish soap. And he's like,
• 38:20
  Speaker 15: I didn't know that. He's like, well, I use it
• 38:22
  Speaker 15: to clean the floors. I'm like, I know, but that's
• 38:24
  Speaker 15: different from the dishes. So needless to say, I had
• 38:27
  Speaker 15: to get all the dishes that were in the rack,
• 38:31
  Speaker 15: throw them all back and rewash them with bleach. And
• 38:34
  Speaker 15: I thought the smell would never come out. I was like,
• 38:36
  Speaker 15: you're going to buy me new dishes.
• 38:37
  Speaker 9: You know that, right?
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: His heart was in the right place.
• 38:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he was trying.
• 38:41
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 38:42
  Speaker 13: You know you should appreciate it. But at the same time,
• 38:44
  Speaker 13: it's like, oh, my gosh.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 38:47
  Speaker 15: So even to this day, that was like probably five
• 38:49
  Speaker 15: years ago. And if I come home and he's like, oh,
• 38:52
  Speaker 15: I did the dishes. I'm like, OK, with soap, right?
• 38:54
  Speaker 15: And he's like, oh, yeah, I don't let him live
• 38:57
  Speaker 15: it down.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: That's great, Michelle. Thanks for sharing that with us. Have
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: a great day.
• 39:00
  Speaker 23: Yeah, not a problem.
• 39:02
  Speaker 15: You too. Bye bye.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Kelly, good morning. What did your spouse do wrong?
• 39:06
  Speaker 16: Okay, it's not my spouse. It's my parents.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 39:09
  Speaker 16: My mom micromanages everything my dad does, so he volunteers
• 39:13
  Speaker 16: to dust, and she'll be like, you're doing it wrong.
• 39:15
  Speaker 16: And I'm like, Mom, how is he dusting wrong? He's
• 39:18
  Speaker 16: not throwing dirt back on the furniture.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: Poor dad.
• 39:22
  Speaker 16: It's like, leave him alone.
• 39:23
  Speaker 15: I know.
• 39:23
  Speaker 16: It's like dusting is literally the worst household job, and
• 39:27
  Speaker 16: he'll volunteer to do it, and she just stands there
• 39:29
  Speaker 16: and crumples.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Him.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: But you must love her, because he's still there. He's
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: still doing it.
• 39:36
  Speaker 16: Yeah, they've been married, I think, 52 years.
• 39:40
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: That's awesome. That's awesome. Well, thank you for listening, Kelly.
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: All right, take care.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: Leah, what does your spouse do wrong?
• 39:48
  Speaker 14: Okay, so you guys, my husband is an absolute walking
• 39:53
  Speaker 14: spoiler alert. He can't help it, but he cannot tell
• 39:57
  Speaker 14: a story without completely ruining the ending.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: We'll be at dinner.
• 40:01
  Speaker 14: With friends and someone will, let's say, mention a movie
• 40:06
  Speaker 14: that they haven't seen yet. And he'll just go and
• 40:09
  Speaker 14: be like, oh, that's the one where the dad dies.
• 40:12
  Speaker 19: And I'm like, why would you do that?
• 40:16
  Speaker 11: Do that.
• 40:17
  Speaker 19: Why would you say that?
• 40:19
  Speaker 14: And he generally doesn't understand why people get mad.
• 40:23
  Speaker 11: Like he goes, sorry, it just came out of my mouth.
• 40:26
  Speaker 14: Like I've had so many shows, movies, like you name it,
• 40:31
  Speaker 14: ruined for me. And I told him he needs to
• 40:34
  Speaker 14: start introducing himself with a spoiler warning before he meets, like,
• 40:38
  Speaker 14: you know, before he starts talking about anything really.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: I think if it's current TV shows, maybe, you know,
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: but if he goes, yeah, you know that show where
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: the guy sees dead people and he's dead the whole time?
• 40:47
  Speaker 8: The Sixth Sense? Like, that came out in 98. It's
• 40:50
  Speaker 8: like people upset when we talked about the Odyssey, that
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: we ruined it. Like, that was a book that's 10,000
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: years old.
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: Like, it's not our fault. You know? So anyway, I'm
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: kind of with your husband on that.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: I love that his nickname is Spoiler Alert, though.
• 41:05
  Speaker 9: That's so funny.
• 41:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: Well, thanks for sharing that. That is a good one.
• 41:08
  Speaker 8: Your husband ruins movies and TV shows.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 41:11
  Speaker 27: Hey, Stephanie, good morning.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: You're on the air. What's going on?
• 41:24
  Speaker 23: Hi, how are you guys?
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: What's up?
• 41:27
  Speaker 23: I'm just driving to work and I listen to you
• 41:29
  Speaker 23: guys on the podcast and I'm super duper far behind.
• 41:33
  Speaker 15: Um, so I was listening, there.
• 41:35
  Speaker 23: Was a girl that called in, her name was Devaney, Devaney,
• 41:37
  Speaker 23: mine's Devaney.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: I thought that was super cool.
• 41:40
  Speaker 23: And then the next one, um, I think you guys
• 41:42
  Speaker 23: are talking about what you don't pay for anymore because
• 41:45
  Speaker 23: it's too expensive. And my mom called, her name's Audie.
• 41:48
  Speaker 23: And I was like, oh my God, what the heck?
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: I just thought it was super.
• 41:53
  Speaker 23: Cool that I'm so far behind and you're my mom.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: That's so funny.
• 41:58
  Speaker 9: Your mom never mentioned to you she was, like, on
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: with us?
• 42:01
  Speaker 14: No, didn't call.
• 42:02
  Speaker 23: And I listen to you guys all the time.
• 42:04
  Speaker 14: I've been listening to you guys since.
• 42:05
  Speaker 23: I was probably four.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: Remind us of what your mom decided she wasn't going
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: to pay for anymore because it was too expensive.
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: It was cable.
• 42:12
  Speaker 23: She has like three streaming ones now and they think
• 42:16
  Speaker 23: it's the coolest thing ever.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: You know what they should do? They should just bundle
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: all these ads together. Just one big, one.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: Big F tornado and they should call it cable.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: So I wonder if your mom listens live or listens
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: to the podcast or do you tell her that you
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: were on with us or just wait for her to
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: see if she hears you call in?
• 42:37
  Speaker 23: I'll have to have her listen now, but I think
• 42:40
  Speaker 23: because I live in Colorado, and they live in Cheyenne, Wyoming,
• 42:43
  Speaker 23: and we get you guys there. So I know she
• 42:46
  Speaker 23: listens live, but I've been listening to you guys on
• 42:48
  Speaker 23: the podcast for a while.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: Well, that's great, Devaney. Thanks for calling in, and thanks
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: for listening.
• 42:52
  Speaker 12: Hi, Mom.
• 42:54
  Speaker 13: Surprise.
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: Surprise.
• 42:56
  Speaker 12: Surprise.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Bye, Devaney.
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: Thank you, guys.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: You guys are the best. In the city Remember you
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: used to drive a Yukon Alyssa.
• 43:08
  Speaker 24: Yes.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: Good morning.
• 43:10
  Speaker 17: Hi, good morning.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: What are you doing right now?
• 43:12
  Speaker 19: I'm actually home for once, just with the baby.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: Okay, good. Well, you are contested for a minute to
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: win it. You have a chance at $ 1, 000 of Pat
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Hickey's money. Okay.
• 43:22
  Speaker 18: John Jay and Rich have $ 1, 000 cash for you from
• 43:25
  Speaker 18: Peoria Ford right now.
• 43:27
  Speaker 12: Minute to win it.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, Alyssa, 60 seconds on the clock. You are going
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: to rock this. Get all of them right and you
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: win $ 1, 000. Here we go. What K-pop band has the
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: fastest sellout of a world tour in history?
• 43:44
  Speaker 25: Man, I don't really know.
• 43:46
  Speaker 13: BTS.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say BTS.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: What annual music festival takes place in Indio, California?
• 43:52
  Speaker 11: Coachella.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: What human organ can regenerate itself to nearly its original
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: size after part of it is removed?
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: The liver.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: Which sport uses a puck? What superhero is known as
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: the Man of Steel?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: Bangkok is a city in what country?
• 44:16
  Speaker 17: It's in.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
• 44:23
  Speaker 20: When I saw the Hangover movie, they were in Thailand?
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: The Odyssey is a famous epic written by whom?
• 44:39
  Speaker 17: I don't want to get one.
• 44:41
  Speaker 9: Oh, Alyssa, you ran out of time.
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: You were rolling, too.
• 44:47
  Speaker 7: Odysseus.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: No, no, it's that. Odysseus is in the Odyssey. Homer
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: wrote the Odyssey.
• 44:53
  Speaker 24: Oh, Homer.
• 44:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I would have not gotten that.
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: I would not.
• 44:58
  Speaker 11: Have gotten that either.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: You got me on that one.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: You did really, really good.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: I'm impressed, especially with a new baby. You're probably getting
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: no sleep, so I'm impressed.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: I'll give you this.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Sitting ovation.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: Alyssa, thanks for listening. Thank you for playing. John Jay
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: and Rich. So I want to give you guys a
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: little behind the scenes and some inside information.
• 45:22
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: The other day, Kyle was semi-bragging that you were bragging
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: about your phone.
• 45:30
  Speaker 9: I wasn't semi-bragging. I was like full on bragging.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: That your phone, which is a, what is it?
• 45:34
  Speaker 9: It's a Samsung.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: The Samsung's taken over Apple.
• 45:37
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 45:37
  Speaker 25: Because it is.
• 45:39
  Speaker 9: I stand by that.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: And you were like, and now you guys stopped complaining
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: about my green text. And I was like, I haven't
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: complained about your phone. But then, then. Ms. Samsung here
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: later that day is like God's hand, karma.
• 45:49
  Speaker 13: It literally was my karma because I was reading to
• 45:52
  Speaker 13: you how like Apple is using all of Samsung's technology.
• 45:55
  Speaker 13: Like if they unveil, I think it's this week that
• 45:57
  Speaker 13: they could be unveiling a foldable phone. Like we're already
• 46:00
  Speaker 13: on like that 10th version of that with Samsung. So
• 46:02
  Speaker 13: I'm like a big fan until yesterday, actually two days ago,
• 46:07
  Speaker 13: my group chats started like giving me this message saying,
• 46:11
  Speaker 13: this group chat's unavailable for you right now.
• 46:12
  Speaker 9: And I'm like, what are you talking about? So- Do
• 46:15
  Speaker 9: you remember when.
• 46:16
  Speaker 13: It was really difficult to text between iPhone and Samsung
• 46:20
  Speaker 13: pictures and videos?
• 46:21
  Speaker 9: It was a whole thing.
• 46:22
  Speaker 13: And then they came out with RCS messaging. It was
• 46:24
  Speaker 13: the new thing that made that possible and amazing. Well,
• 46:27
  Speaker 13: apparently there's something wrong with my RCS messaging and it
• 46:31
  Speaker 13: literally shut my phone down. So I spent, I kid
• 46:34
  Speaker 13: you not, over two hours on the phone with customer
• 46:39
  Speaker 13: care trying trying to figure out what the problem is
• 46:42
  Speaker 13: restarting my phone clearing the cash getting the messages sending
• 46:45
  Speaker 13: a new e-sim all the things like a million things
• 46:47
  Speaker 13: all the things the third person that i was talking
• 46:50
  Speaker 13: to this is an hour and a half in and
• 46:52
  Speaker 13: i'm like getting to the point where i'm like okay
• 46:54
  Speaker 13: this is very frustrating she's like you just.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: Chill on your couch doing this are you doing things.
• 46:58
  Speaker 13: No, I'm like personalizing cooling towels for my son's baseball team.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, so you're doing stuff. I just figured waiting on
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: the phone sucks. Personalizing cooling towels.
• 47:06
  Speaker 13: And when I finished that, I ran to Costco. So
• 47:09
  Speaker 13: I didn't like stop my life.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: However- Oh yeah, I know you were at Costco. I
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: got a message that someone saw you in the wild.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Kyle in the wild.
• 47:14
  Speaker 10: Oh my gosh.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: I'm so glad that Kyle comes to my Costco, she said.
• 47:17
  Speaker 9: That's so funny.
• 47:18
  Speaker 13: No, so I did have to go. Okay, so the
• 47:20
  Speaker 13: third person I talked to, the lady literally says, and I.
• 47:23
  Speaker 9: Quote, I have no idea what's going on. Click, hung
• 47:26
  Speaker 9: up on me. And I was like, okay.
• 47:30
  Speaker 13: And she had my callback number. So I waited a
• 47:32
  Speaker 13: little while. I'm like, she's going to call back for sure.
• 47:35
  Speaker 16: Right?
• 47:36
  Speaker 9: No, no call back.
• 47:37
  Speaker 13: And so I look at my phone and I go
• 47:39
  Speaker 13: to call my husband and it said, your phone's not
• 47:42
  Speaker 13: connected to a cellular network.
• 47:44
  Speaker 9: So she shut my phone down.
• 47:46
  Speaker 13: Now, not only do my text messages with group chats
• 47:49
  Speaker 13: not work, but my phone literally doesn't work. So I
• 47:52
  Speaker 13: literally go to my carrier store and I get there
• 47:56
  Speaker 13: and the guy legit says, yeah, you might want to
• 47:58
  Speaker 13: go to like a geek squad or something like that,
• 48:00
  Speaker 13: like a phone repair shop.
• 48:02
  Speaker 9: We're not really trained to do any of the tech stuff.
• 48:04
  Speaker 9: And I was like, Okay, because my phone doesn't work
• 48:06
  Speaker 9: right now, but okay.
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: How have you been living your life without a working
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: cellular device?
• 48:11
  Speaker 13: Okay, well, two minutes later, I go into the car
• 48:14
  Speaker 13: and I'm very frustrated. I look at my phone and
• 48:15
  Speaker 13: all of a sudden it's reconnected to the cellular network.
• 48:19
  Speaker 13: So I'm like, I'm just going to try one more time.
• 48:22
  Speaker 13: I'm going to go home and then I got to
• 48:23
  Speaker 13: leave to go get the kids. Well, usually when I leave,
• 48:26
  Speaker 13: I tell my husband who works from home that I'm
• 48:28
  Speaker 13: like going to go, but I'm like, I don't have time.
• 48:29
  Speaker 13: I'll just call him. but my phone wasn't working when
• 48:32
  Speaker 13: I left. So I literally had to go like tech free.
• 48:34
  Speaker 13: I was like, how do people communicate without phones? Meanwhile,
• 48:37
  Speaker 13: I could have just walked in the backyard because that's
• 48:38
  Speaker 13: where he was, but there's no time for that.
• 48:40
  Speaker 9: So I literally like, I was like, I don't know
• 48:42
  Speaker 9: what to do.
• 48:42
  Speaker 13: I found a sticky note and I literally wrote him
• 48:45
  Speaker 13: a note like the olden days.
• 48:47
  Speaker 9: And I was like, gonna leave. Phone's not working. Maybe
• 48:51
  Speaker 9: I'll call you when it's working again or not. I
• 48:53
  Speaker 9: have no idea. And it was bottom line is my
• 48:55
  Speaker 9: text message still don't work.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: But where'd you put the sticky note?
• 48:58
  Speaker 13: Okay, I just put it on the back door because
• 48:59
  Speaker 13: that's what he walks in and out of.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's going to see it.
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, I'm shocked that you guys don't write notes.
• 49:04
  Speaker 7: We literally write sticky notes and leave them for each other.
• 49:06
  Speaker 9: All the time.
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: Wait, wait, wait. You can get up and leave a
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: sticky note, but you can't get up and say, I'm leaving.
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: A hundred percent.
• 49:13
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 49:13
  Speaker 9: Because then I would have to walk all the way
• 49:14
  Speaker 9: in the back yard.
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: And at this point, I just like yell the way
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: you yell. Your voice carries when you.
• 49:20
  Speaker 8: Yell.
• 49:20
  Speaker 13: I was so frustrated that yes, I probably could have,
• 49:23
  Speaker 13: but I was just like.
• 49:24
  Speaker 9: I cannot stop down my day. I have to go
• 49:26
  Speaker 9: to Costco now to do other things. So I don't
• 49:29
  Speaker 9: know what's going on.
• 49:30
  Speaker 13: So if you have a Samsung, because the last guy
• 49:32
  Speaker 13: that I talked to, that was the last 45 minutes
• 49:34
  Speaker 13: on with customer care after the phone restarted back up.
• 49:37
  Speaker 13: said he believes it's a Samsung issue with the latest
• 49:41
  Speaker 13: software update. So I think I'm probably not the only
• 49:44
  Speaker 13: one with RCS chats not working.
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: You don't do software updates, though. If you have found
• 49:49
  Speaker 9: a workaround, please let me know.
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: Okay, so what if Apple comes and spends all this
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: money on Samsung to use their technology, but really Apple's
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: going there and infiltrating the system and shutting down all
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: of the Samsung. So everyone has to go and buy Apple.
• 50:04
  Speaker 9: You know what? It could be.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: It could be anything.
• 50:06
  Speaker 9: I just want to be able to text gifs and memes.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: Come on back to the blue text scale.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: You were once one of us.
• 50:13
  Speaker 10: Come on back.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: No, never. Come on back.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: You know what's funny is that you're at Costco and
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: I wish I messaged, somebody messaged me. I just saw
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: Kyle at Costco. I'm so glad she goes to my Costco.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, oh my God, what's your number? And
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know. This is the problem with having too
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: good of a working phone. is I don't know if
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: it was DMs on Facebook, DMs on Instagram, if it
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: was DMs on Twitter, if it was a text line,
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: if it was an email. That's the problem. I wish
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: there was just one way to get a hold of us.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: You could call us. You can text us. You can
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: talk back to us.
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: There's so many ways.
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: There's so many ways.
• 50:42
  Speaker 8: They're very happy. I don't know if somebody works there.
• 50:44
  Speaker 8: They're very happy you go to her Costco.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's fun. Just leave us a sticky note. Yeah,
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: let's go back to that. If you know where the
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: station is.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Leave us a sticky note.
• 50:52
  Speaker 9: Just go tech-free.
• 50:53
  Speaker 18: Are you following us on Insta? Get us up and
• 50:56
  Speaker 18: get caught up in the lore of the Doom Scroll.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: Hi, Danielle. You're on the air. Good morning.
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: Hi.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so, hello. I was supposed to get married next year.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: And so, my best friend has been weird about my
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: fiancé basically since I met him, right? And I always
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Just assumed that she didn't like him. Maybe I'm spending
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: too much.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: Time with her.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Not enough with him. Too much time with him. Not
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: enough with her.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: But recently we got into.
• 51:26
  Speaker 11: A huge fight.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: And she finally admits to me that she hooked up
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: with my fiance.
• 51:35
  Speaker 9: And when?
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: No.
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Now, okay, to be fair, it was several years before
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: we met. But they both decided to just not tell me.
• 51:47
  Speaker 11: And she'd been standing.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Next to me helping me plan a wedding for like
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: a year. So I called off the engagement.
• 51:54
  Speaker 7: I did.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Not because they hooked up, but because the two people
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: closest to me, like, looked me in the face every
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: day and decided to lie.
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: That I didn't.
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: Deserve to know the truth.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: What was the nature of the hookup? Like, what happened? Like,
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: do you know?
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: It was multiple times and I believe it was all
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: the way. Oh my God.
• 52:17
  Speaker 7: So if you, if you're, I mean now ex-fiance and
• 52:20
  Speaker 7: ex-best friend, if they told you that they had hooked
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: up before, even if this was, you know, six months ago,
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: do you think that you would have called off the
• 52:27
  Speaker 7: engagement or is it just because they continue to.
• 52:29
  Speaker 21: Lie to you?
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: I think, I hope that I would have been able
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: to like get over it. It was before I met
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: him and like, I didn't meet him through her. So
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: it was not connected. Like they, it wasn't their fault,
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: but then they're both lying to me. And it feels
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: like they actually like had this whole, some sort of
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: relationship outside of me.
• 52:52
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: I would feel that way too.
• 52:54
  Speaker 8: I got to tell you though, you got to try
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: to put yourself in their perspective for a second. They
• 52:58
  Speaker 8: had this relationship.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: Maybe the friend and the boyfriend at some point didn't
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: realize how far this was going to go with you.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: And now, You're three months into a serious relationship. Now
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: you're like, do we tell her? Now it's six months in.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Now it's a year, however long you've been together. Like,
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: oh my God, they're getting married and we've never told her. Like,
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: let's just nip it. But you know.
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: How that conversation goes, right? Like, as soon as Danielle...
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: brings her new boyfriend around her best friend. They look
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: at each other. Things are awkward. Then the two of
• 53:27
  Speaker 7: them decide to go off to the side and say, yeah,
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: we're not going.
• 53:29
  Speaker 9: To tell her.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: Or maybe they never talked about it. Maybe they never
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: even talked about it.
• 53:32
  Speaker 13: Either way, it almost doesn't even matter what was behind
• 53:37
  Speaker 13: the hiding of it. it's the fact that you like
• 53:41
  Speaker 13: poor Danielle's been the odd man out this whole time
• 53:43
  Speaker 13: and they've been holding the secret behind her back whether
• 53:45
  Speaker 13: they talked about it and conspired behind her back or
• 53:47
  Speaker 13: just didn't tell her and just it was like an
• 53:49
  Speaker 13: unspoken thing it almost doesn't even matter because she's felt
• 53:52
  Speaker 13: so awkward finding it out that like this whole the
• 53:55
  Speaker 13: whole time extra gloves.
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: Like it's sort of like give Danielle the information so
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: she can decide what she wants to do with it
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: but If you're both hiding it.
• 54:04
  Speaker 8: Actually, the part that bothers me the most is that
• 54:07
  Speaker 8: you get into a fight with your friend and your
• 54:09
  Speaker 8: friend uses that to hurt you.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's also messed up.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like they sat down to tell me.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: A hard truth. Right, she's mad at you. And she's like,
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: by the way, I slept with David.
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: Right, which means that she's in the back of her
• 54:21
  Speaker 7: head the whole time. Every time you've irritated her, she's like,
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: you're right.
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: That makes it worse.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: And what's your fiance, now that you've broken up and
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: called off the engagement, what's his excuse or his plea
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: to get you back.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: He's like, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
• 54:35
  Speaker 11: I love you so much.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: And please don't throw away our relationship over one thing.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm not going to spend the rest
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: of my life with someone who doesn't tell me things.
• 54:45
  Speaker 15: You know?
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: A lie of omission.
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: It broke the trust.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: Well, thank you for calling in, Danielle.
• 54:54
  Speaker 13: Thank you.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: Have a great day.
• 54:58
  Speaker 10: Yep.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: Yep. Got to go.
• 55:01
  Speaker 7: John Jay and Rich.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: We are like a whole vibe. All right, Kyle, what
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: do you got? What's his big story?
• 55:10
  Speaker 13: Okay, Target just announced they have their new Target Beauty Studio.
• 55:14
  Speaker 13: And I feel like the beauty section has been under
• 55:16
  Speaker 13: construction for a while. And now we know why. Because
• 55:18
  Speaker 13: they're putting more than 1,600 products from 90 beauty brands
• 55:22
  Speaker 13: into 600 plus stores worldwide. after ending its Ulta Shop partnership.
• 55:25
  Speaker 13: And now they're just like, here's all the beauty stuff. No,
• 55:28
  Speaker 13: the Ulta Shop is done?
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 55:30
  Speaker 11: What?
• 55:31
  Speaker 9: But they have like great brands. Oh my gosh.
• 55:33
  Speaker 13: Okay, so like Dyson, Tula, Billie Eilish fragrances, Ariana Grande fragrances.
• 55:37
  Speaker 13: So they're adding a whole bunch of new stuff.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: And they're like.
• 55:40
  Speaker 9: Just know it's going to be amazing.
• 55:42
  Speaker 13: And I'm like scared to walk into Target now because
• 55:44
  Speaker 13: I know I will not walk out of there without
• 55:47
  Speaker 13: spending like $ 200.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: Isn't that the ongoing joke with Target? How you say
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: you're going for one thing and you go for, you
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: come out with more.
• 55:54
  Speaker 9: Or you walk into Target and Target tells you what
• 55:56
  Speaker 9: you need.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: Now it's worse now because of all this makeup.
• 56:00
  Speaker 9: Oh my goodness.
• 56:01
  Speaker 7: Especially if they put in some like really big time
• 56:03
  Speaker 7: name brands. Like if they get a sponsorship with Hailey
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: Bieber and you put road in there.
• 56:07
  Speaker 12: Yeah. Oh yeah. Gosh.
• 56:09
  Speaker 7: Rare beauty.
• 56:11
  Speaker 12: All of it.
• 56:11
  Speaker 9: I need it all.
• 56:12
  Speaker 7: That's so exciting.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: So now your husband is going to say, no, Kyle,
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: don't go to Target.
• 56:15
  Speaker 9: I'm telling myself that.
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: There's going to be a lot of Target bans, I'm sure,
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: going on.
• 56:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: You think you really are going to not go into Target?
• 56:23
  Speaker 9: I will avoid it.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: You will really?
• 56:24
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm trying to save money right now.
• 56:26
  Speaker 9: I do want to check it out, but stop trying
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: to make me go in there. It's like, no, spend money.
• 56:32
  Speaker 8: That's how I feel sometimes when I find a certain
• 56:34
  Speaker 8: cool store. Like if I go to a Walgreens and
• 56:37
  Speaker 8: I walk down those aisles, we have all the cool
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: stuff that you don't normally see that's seen on TV.
• 56:41
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: I'd buy all that stuff. Your life could change in
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: that aisle. If there was an actual building that was
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: a TikTok store, you could buy all the stuff on TikTok?
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: For sure.
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: It's literally five below. You could literally, you would have
• 56:52
  Speaker 7: a field day.
• 56:53
  Speaker 12: Really?
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: At five below.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, five below is amazing.
• 56:55
  Speaker 13: But everything adds up really fast because you're like, it's
• 56:57
  Speaker 13: five below.
• 56:58
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 56:58
  Speaker 9: And then you go to the checkout and you're like,
• 56:59
  Speaker 9: it's what?
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: I get excited at the dollar store because it's so amazing.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Five Below, though, has like things that don't exist elsewhere.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Like if, say, they're going to try out like a
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: new candy, they'll stick it at Five Below.
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but they also have some really cool like knickknacks
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: and like gadgets.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: Hey, Ricky, what's a store you can't go into? You
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: just can't be trusted because it's so good.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, this is, I think, pretty common for
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: a lot of people, but, you know, I cannot be
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: trusted in the grocery store if I'm hungry.
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 57:27
  Speaker 12: True.
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: So true, Ricky.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: I just went in one time for, like, eggs, you know,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: eggs and milk, and I left with, I think, a
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: rotisserie chicken, a birthday cake. Two bottles of champagne and
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: one of those little pre-made charcuterie boards. I don't know.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Somewhere in there, I decided I was having a social
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: gathering of just me. But yeah, I just ended up
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: eating the charcuterie board.
• 57:48
  Speaker 10: In the car on the way home. I was really hungry.
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: You may want to change my answer now. For me,
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: it's Sprouts. Oh, yeah. I love going out. They have
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: so many healthy things, and I want to try everything,
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: but I'm also just afraid. I was just there yesterday.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: I wanted to buy all this dark chocolate. It looks
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: so good.
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: That's why Whole Foods, I think, is smart, because now
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: they just put eating booths right there. You could buy
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: your groceries and just sit in a booth and chow down.
• 58:09
  Speaker 9: But in Sprouts, when you see treats like that, you
• 58:11
  Speaker 9: think they're healthy.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. I feel that they're healthy.
• 58:14
  Speaker 9: It's like a mind game.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: Thanks, Ricky. Hey, Renee, what's a store you can't be
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: trusted in?
• 58:20
  Speaker 15: Oh, good Lord. It's Costco. It's really bad.
• 58:23
  Speaker 17: Oh, my gosh.
• 58:23
  Speaker 13: Actually, that's so valid. I literally am out of toilet
• 58:27
  Speaker 13: paper right now. And I like to get the toilet
• 58:28
  Speaker 13: paper at Costco so you.
• 58:29
  Speaker 26: Don't have to go.
• 58:30
  Speaker 13: And I'm like avoiding it because I'm like, what else
• 58:32
  Speaker 13: is Costco going to make me buy?
• 58:35
  Speaker 15: Oh, my gosh.
• 58:36
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 58:36
  Speaker 26: So my last trip, I kid you not, was a
• 58:40
  Speaker 26: week ago Sunday. And I am a sucker for a
• 58:43
  Speaker 26: good sale. I was buying stuff.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: I shopped.
• 58:46
  Speaker 26: Not be buying and i'm like coming up with reasons
• 58:49
  Speaker 26: why i should buy things so yeah it was really.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: Bad what did you get like what's a big ticket
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: item that you didn't need that you got anyway because
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: it was on sale um.
• 58:58
  Speaker 26: I think uh yeah i bought a dolly like a
• 59:01
  Speaker 26: moving dolly.
• 59:03
  Speaker 13: Yeah yeah dude you will go into costco i'll need
• 59:07
  Speaker 13: something like that someday.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah for sure did you put the dolly on the
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: dolly at Costco?
• 59:14
  Speaker 26: It was, yeah. And I think another time I bought
• 59:17
  Speaker 26: like a, like a, one of those vacuum mop things.
• 59:21
  Speaker 26: And it actually ended up.
• 59:23
  Speaker 19: Being really useful.
• 59:24
  Speaker 26: But yeah, the dolly, it still is sitting in its
• 59:26
  Speaker 26: wrapper in the garage.
• 59:27
  Speaker 19: I don't know when I'll use it.
• 59:29
  Speaker 13: There is like a weird Costco effect. You'll like go
• 59:32
  Speaker 13: in for dish soap and you'll come out with like
• 59:33
  Speaker 13: a canoe. You're like, what just happened?
• 59:35
  Speaker 9: It's Costco.
• 59:36
  Speaker 15: Yep, yep, yep. It's horrible.
• 59:39
  Speaker 26: And then you'll go in and want to buy a
• 59:41
  Speaker 26: bunch of food and you'll end up buying food that
• 59:45
  Speaker 26: you'll never eat.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: There's no room for it either. Yeah, the freezer is
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: chock full.
• 59:50
  Speaker 26: It's like, yeah, I was like, I don't have room
• 59:53
  Speaker 26: in my freezer.
• 59:53
  Speaker 21: What am I doing?
• 59:54
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: Thanks, Renee. Thanks for calling in. Boy, everyone's calling for this. Kayla,
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: what's a store you can't be trusted in? Oh, my gosh.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 11: I cannot be trusted in a TJ Maxx.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 17: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 9: Everyone calling is my spirit animal.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 11: Literally. A few days ago, I went in for a toothpaste,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 11: and I'm not even kidding you. I am looking right
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 11: now at two giant bags. You know those bags in
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 11: the checkout that you have to buy for 99 cents
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 11: when you buy too much shit?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 11: I got two of those right in front of me
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 11: that were supposed to be toothpaste, which is why I
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 11: didn't bring a bag in.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 17: I came out.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 11: This is so crazy, but right now I'm looking at,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 11: I don't think it's that crazy, actually. I justify it
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 11: to myself.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 15: There is a kayak paddle.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 11: In my kitchen. And a six-foot skeleton, because apparently my
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 11: brain will justify buying anything with a clearance red tag.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: You need to connect with Kyle and get her canoe,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: because all you have is a paddle. She's got the canoe.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 11: My boyfriend asked me why I bought the skeleton. And
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 11: I told him, well, it's 70% off. And Halloween's going
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 11: to be lit.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 13: All right, Kayla, thanks for calling in.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 11: But he was kind of annoyed because we don't even
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 11: have a kayak. And I get that. But maybe we
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 11: could start kayaking.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: There you go. Have a great day. It's John Jane Rich. Lily,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: good morning. What is the craziest thing you've seen at
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: a wedding? Yeah.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: Hi, good morning. So I thought of this when you
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: were talking about the themes wedding and I just had
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: to call it and tell this story because it was
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: absolutely bananas to be honest. So I went to a wedding,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: you know, didn't really know the bride and groom. It
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: was one of those like really big weddings where it
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 6: was like, I was just kind of another face in
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 6: the crowd. They had all these really great drinks. And
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: so people were definitely at a point where they had
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: drank too much and the music was great. So everyone
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: was dancing and there came a point where the bridal
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: party started doing, you know, different dances and whatnot. And
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: also they had like a dozen bridesmaids. And all of
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: a sudden there ends up being like this open space
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: on the dance floor. And one of the bridesmaids has
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: the groom on a chair. And then it ends up
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: starting to veer into like a lap dance situation. And
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: then she goes like even further and it like ends
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: up being like, we are all hundreds of people watching
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: this bridesmaid and give a full out lap dance to
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: the groom.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 13: Tell me the bride wasn't completely PO'd.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 24: Just to paint you this like tableau, you have then the,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 24: like the bridal party, you know, they're like raised tables
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 24: right behind the dance floor.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: And while this is happening, the bride is like, literally,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: it was like a movie. Like she's sitting like in
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: the middle of, and just watching this. And I swear
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 6: to God, she turned green. And like the dance, I mean,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: how could you not? And so then the dance ends.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: And I mean, like they're both just like clearly drunk.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: And I don't know, but.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 24: She, it's like slow motion.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: The bridesmaid walks up and the bride turns to her
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: and pours a glass of champagne over her head And
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: this girl's wearing a silk dress, and it just goes
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: all over her dress. It was a full glass. And
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: she says, like, almost announces, she's like, you can have
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: your drink back when you're done with my husband. And
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 6: then she storms off. And, like, the rest of the
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 6: night kind of kept going, but we didn't see the
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: bride and groom again. And it was beyond dramatic.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 8: So what if the bridesmaid that did the dance was
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: one of the bride's friends or one of the groom's friends?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: You know how sometimes grooms have friends that are girls
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 8: and you put them in a bridal party?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: Like, why would she do that? That's so terrible.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: Because she totally wanted him. Yeah.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 9: Or they already had something going on.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: That's terrible.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 7: And I mean, honestly, in my opinion, a glass of
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: champagne is not enough. I probably would.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 9: Have beat the brakes off of her.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: And then you've got to out-dance her because she can't
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: be showed up.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 9: Dance battle. Disrespect.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: And then you have to handle your husband after?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 9: That's just icky all around. I hate that.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: Well, Lily, thanks for sharing that. That's a good one.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 8: We were talking about getting the craziest thing you've seen
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: in a wedding, and that's a pretty bad one.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: Thank you for calling in.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was crazy.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 24: Yeah, thanks so much.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: Good morning, Lindsay.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 14: You're on the air.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: Good morning.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: What's going on?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 20: So I have like a funny social media mistake story.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 15: Oh, good.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: We were totally getting to that last week. Love to
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: hear it. What happened?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 20: So it didn't happen to me, but it happened to
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 20: my best friend. So she accidentally posted on LinkedIn instead
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 20: of texting me. I guess she was using Siri and
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 20: like she told it to go text Lindsay, but I
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 20: guess it heard post on LinkedIn.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 15: So.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 20: It was supposed to be a message to me that said,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 20: I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing at this job.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 20: I've been faking it for like the last six months
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 20: or whatever. And she posted it publicly with a picture
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 20: of herself smiling at her desk.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: So all her bosses, all her new employee friends, everybody
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: sees that?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 20: Yeah, so I guess her boss liked it within, like,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 20: two minutes.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 17: Oh, no.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 20: She called me screaming. She was like, I'm unemployed.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 15: I was like, oh, my gosh.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: Did he fire her?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 20: No, no, but he did comment, let's chat on Monday.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: Let's chat.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 9: Let's chat.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: Let's chat. You have to sit the whole weekend with
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: that shit in your stomach.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 20: Yeah, she just pretended the whole weekend that, like, she
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 20: did it on purpose, and it was, like, an intentional
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 20: joke about, like, imposter syndrome, so.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: That is a funny social media flub. That's good. That's
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: very good. Thanks for sharing it, Lindsay.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 19: Yeah, no problem.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: I have the top 10 analog trends we're embracing this year.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: Top 10. Analog trends, what does that mean, you ask?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm like, what is that, an analog clock?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 9: Or like, just no technology?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: I'll give you an example of what it means. Reading books,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 8: because I know that someone in here started reading books.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 7: Yes, I'm on my 12th book of the year. I
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 7: set a goal to read 12 books by the end
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 7: of the year, so I'm already way ahead.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 14: Of the game.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 9: Oh, good job.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: And I'm like, so loving. My book club right now,
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  Speaker 7: it is literally the best time ever. It's like my
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  Speaker 7: core group of friends. I have one of Kadeem's cousins
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  Speaker 7: that's in there. My mom and my grandma are in
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  Speaker 7: our book club.
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  Speaker 5: What book are you reading right now?
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  Speaker 7: Right now, we just finished reading The Inmate by Frida McFadden.
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  Speaker 5: Frida Leigh?
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  Speaker 7: No, Frida McFadden, who did The Inmate. We picked our
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  Speaker 7: other book, but I forget.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. Well, book clubs are big right now. They're huge.
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  Speaker 8: Like my wife's in a book club and reading is
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  Speaker 8: making a comeback. We even saw that in a lot
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  Speaker 8: of research on this radio show. Everyone loves books. So
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  Speaker 8: these are the top 10 analog trends we're embracing. Actual cameras.
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  Speaker 8: Phone cameras are really good now, but real ones still
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  Speaker 8: have their appeal. In fact, I'm starting to see that
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  Speaker 8: more out and about nowadays, like cameras.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: At festivals and stuff and I wonder why does it
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  Speaker 5: take better.
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  Speaker 7: Pictures yeah well you get that you get that film
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  Speaker 7: or you get the flash and then you have.
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  Speaker 4: To carry extra stuff I think it's like the 80s
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  Speaker 4: nostalgia Sony camera look is kind of popular right now
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  Speaker 4: but then you.
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  Speaker 7: Also have there's like one specific Canon camera that gives
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  Speaker 7: you like super high quality professional photos even if you're
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  Speaker 7: not a professional and all the like Instagram baddies use
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  Speaker 7: that camera well these.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: Are analog trends we're embracing analog music like listening to
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  Speaker 5: record CDs or the radio thank you for listening to
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: the radio This is a bit rich. You do that.
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  Speaker 5: And rich also does wearing a watch. Not a smart watch.
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  Speaker 5: Not a smart watch. An old school dumb watch, they
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  Speaker 5: call it. I like it.
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  Speaker 4: And I think that's, it's just, for me, it's more
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  Speaker 4: back to the way things were. I don't want my
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  Speaker 4: wrist buzzing every time there's a text or anything. I
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  Speaker 4: just like an old school watch and I like vinyl.
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  Speaker 5: And Kyle, you do this one. Using an old school planner.
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  Speaker 7: I do.
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  Speaker 9: I like to write things down.
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  Speaker 5: And here's another one. These are the top 10 analog
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  Speaker 5: trends we're embracing. Writing letters. When was the last time
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  Speaker 5: you got one in the mail? If you're under 30,
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  Speaker 5: maybe never. That's what it says.
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  Speaker 26: Anybody?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've written letters. Yeah, I did have a prison
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  Speaker 7: pen pal in college.
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  Speaker 9: That's fun.
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  Speaker 7: He helped me with my senior capstone, which is really helpful.
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  Speaker 7: So thank you for that, Terrell.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah what was Terrell in for uh.
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  Speaker 7: I don't remember I think he like robbed some store
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  Speaker 7: or something sure oh all right I didn't know him
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  Speaker 7: personally he was just my prison using he's still in
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 7: he's definitely still locked up which is why I had
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 7: to use like a random po box because I didn't
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  Speaker 7: want him to get out and come find me because
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  Speaker 7: I'm sure he was telling everyone I was his girl
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  Speaker 7: in prison and I wasn't for sure for sure Well, here's.
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  Speaker 5: Another analog trend using an alarm clock, an old school
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: alarm clock. I do that. I don't trust. I don't like,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: I don't like the iPhone using his alarm. Cause like
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: my son uses the alarm clock, uh, his phone to
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: get up. And the other day it didn't go off.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: And I was like, he gets up before me. And
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I wonder why he's not up yet.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: I went in there and it didn't go off for
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: whatever reason. Old school alarm clock never fails. Don't trust
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  Speaker 5: your phone. Here's another analog trend.
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  Speaker 8: This is making a big comeback, too, playing physical games
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  Speaker 8: like board games, puzzles instead of video games.
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  Speaker 7: I just had a game night for my birthday. We
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 7: played board games. We played Uno. And we just sat there.
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  Speaker 7: Instead of going out and spending $ 400, we just went
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  Speaker 7: to Costco and stuff.
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  Speaker 10: I love that.
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  Speaker 4: Have you been to any bars where it's like the
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  Speaker 4: thing they have on the wall are all the board games?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Snakes and Lattes on Mill is like so dope.
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  Speaker 7: If you want to just go and hang out, they
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  Speaker 7: have literally every single board game you can think of.
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  Speaker 4: Except for Monopoly because I don't want you hanging out
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  Speaker 4: there for like eight hours.
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  Speaker 9: It's too long.
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  Speaker 7: I think they got it in there.
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  Speaker 8: Using a paper calendar is on here. It says you're
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 8: probably not ditching your iCalendar, but it's nice to have
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  Speaker 8: one hanging somewhere.
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  Speaker 5: We have that in there.
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  Speaker 7: Just make sure that it's visible.
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  Speaker 9: We have like a dry erase one.
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  Speaker 5: Using an actual notebook for notes. Apps are great, but
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  Speaker 5: pens and paper do still exist. Amen.
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  Speaker 7: Every day. Okay, wait, no. Is there like an MP3
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 7: or like an iPod coming back in there? Because did
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 7: you guys see that Justin Bieber's Skylark brand is dropping
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 7: an MP3 player?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 8: I saw, I got the email with all the stuff
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 8: on it and I didn't see, I didn't see that.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: I saw the red shorts.
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  Speaker 13: I'm actually surprised like why Apple hasn't re-released the iPod.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 9: I know, right?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: This is what it looks like. It's like super cool
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 7: looking and you can plug, like you plug in the
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 7: old headphones that you would do. And I actually think
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  Speaker 7: Kylie Jenner had teased this as well because everyone's back
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  Speaker 7: with like.
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  Speaker 9: The two red headphones. That's really smart.
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  Speaker 5: You know what's funny about Justin Bieber? This is funny
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: you bring him up. Yesterday I went into a Justin
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: Bieber deep dive on whether he had a hair transplant
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  Speaker 5: or not. Have you guys ever done that?
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  Speaker 11: No.
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  Speaker 8: No. I, there's this plastic surgeon I follow on Instagram
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  Speaker 8: and she was doing a whole thing.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, no way. And so I went
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  Speaker 5: and Googled it. It's like a big thing. There's so
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: many photos. Everyone says he's got a hair transplant, which
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  Speaker 5: I don't think is a big deal.
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  Speaker 9: I think a lot of celebrities in Hollywood have done that.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 5: But if you think about it, there's rarely any more
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: men that are bald. Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 14: Right.
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  Speaker 5: So I said rarely Hollywood, but if you look at it,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: go just Google for fun, go be, look at Bieber
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  Speaker 5: hair transplant and look at pictures of him before and after.
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  Speaker 5: And it's kind of like, But he won't acknowledge it.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: They said he'd been asking. He won't acknowledge it. His
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: people would acknowledge it.
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  Speaker 9: Well, that's OK. He can keep it to himself. That's fine.
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  Speaker 7: It would make sense that we'd want his full head
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 7: of hair because like you had the Bieber flip. Like
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 7: that's what Justin Bieber's hair and the flip and the
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 7: baby and the music videos. Like he needs a full
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 7: head of hair.
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  Speaker 9: I know a lot of celebrities got an eyebrow hair transplants.
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  Speaker 5: Eyebrow hair.
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  Speaker 10: Yes.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: It's like, it's a thing.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you mean the women?
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  Speaker 13: Women?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 15: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: I've never heard of that before. I haven't either.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: I can see that though.
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  Speaker 9: It's a thing.
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  Speaker 5: But if Justin, we've got a hair transplant, it looks great.
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  Speaker 5: It looks great.
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  Speaker 9: Justin, you look great.