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- 0:00Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
- 0:05Speaker 1: through the Alabama Show.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Bruh. Yeah, Happy Friday. This has been every day this
- 0:22Speaker 2: week has felt like a Monday. It has.
- 0:25Speaker 3: I'll be honest, it feels like Friday now, I know
- 0:30Speaker 3: it does.
- 0:30Speaker 2: I'm real glad. I'm like, goh, what that holiday vacation.
- 0:34Speaker 2: It takes a whole week when you're out for the
- 0:37Speaker 2: holidays to like get back into grave.
- 0:39Speaker 3: It feels like I'm in a uh sprint off with people.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 0:44Speaker 3: And the holiday was like sitting there at rest, and
- 0:48Speaker 3: then this whole week was sprint Yeah.
- 0:50Speaker 2: And today I feel good Today. It's like today is
- 0:52Speaker 2: how Monday should have been. I'm rested, I'm ready to
- 0:58Speaker 2: do a great show. I'm always doing ready to do
- 1:01Speaker 2: a great show.
- 1:03Speaker 3: I'm getting to the finish line.
- 1:04Speaker 2: I see it. I see it's right there. Anyway, Good morning,
- 1:07Speaker 2: thank you for being here. Happy Friday. If this has
- 1:09Speaker 2: been a long week for you too, we made it.
- 1:13Speaker 2: It's gonna be a good day. Seven o'clock. Ask Alabama.
- 1:16Speaker 2: If you ever got an issue you need help with,
- 1:18Speaker 2: we are here to give you terrible advice and then
- 1:20Speaker 2: let other people call in and give you better advice, Amen,
- 1:23Speaker 2: and more. That's all on the way, but you can
- 1:25Speaker 2: call anytime. Eight three three five oh one BAMA is
- 1:28Speaker 2: the number. It's what the hell headlines? What the hell
- 1:32Speaker 2: are you talking about?
- 1:33Speaker 1: On the Alabama Show?
- 1:36Speaker 2: Guys ride a horse through target? Is it just like
- 1:40Speaker 2: a We're back in the Western. There was a TikToker
- 1:43Speaker 2: who decided to ride his horse through target with a
- 1:46Speaker 2: sidekick riding along. It was two guys and the horse
- 1:49Speaker 2: was going number two throughout target while they were riding it.
- 1:53Speaker 2: What is going on? I don't know, but security had
- 1:56Speaker 2: to escort them out. Listen to this. It's like kids,
- 2:03Speaker 2: it's a little horse. Hope we don't crack.
- 2:07Speaker 3: You don't got to get out of course, Yes, sir, what.
- 2:09Speaker 2: Are y'all doing? Yeah, that sounds like you if you
- 2:15Speaker 2: were twelve and had a pet horse. That sounds like me.
- 2:18Speaker 2: Now if I had a pet horse.
- 2:22Speaker 1: Super Easy Trivia with the Yella Mama Show producer Blake.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Yes, I'm putting you in the hot seat.
- 2:28Speaker 3: Okay, I'm warm.
- 2:32Speaker 2: Oh if you ever want to call play Super Easy Trivia,
- 2:34Speaker 2: eight three three five I one BAMA is the number
- 2:36Speaker 2: of producer Blake. You are your own lifeline. I can
- 2:39Speaker 2: do it. I know, I know myself. Question number one, Yep,
- 2:43Speaker 2: where is the Statue of Liberty New York? Baby? Good job?
- 2:47Speaker 2: Do you know who gave us the statue of Liberty France?
- 2:49Speaker 3: It actually was bronze before it became green because of
- 2:52Speaker 3: the tent of the weather.
- 2:55Speaker 2: Good job, buddy, Yep, you're welcome. Next question please, Oh,
- 3:01Speaker 2: I love Fridays. How many seconds are in a minute?
- 3:04Speaker 3: Sixty seconds al the most times, Yes, minutes are getting shorter.
- 3:09Speaker 2: Go ahead. No. Last question for the wind producer be like,
- 3:15Speaker 2: what do you call somebody who can write with both hands?
- 3:19Speaker 2: My beautiful girlfriend or Ambidextrius? Is your girlfriend? Ambidextrius?
- 3:24Speaker 3: I have no idea.
- 3:25Speaker 2: I think I made that up, but I believe. Well,
- 3:27Speaker 2: here congratulations. You want super easy trivia. Also, if you're
- 3:41Speaker 2: listening to the show and you would like to win
- 3:43Speaker 2: tickets to John Mulaney at the Alabama Theater in February,
- 3:46Speaker 2: calling to get the tickets eight three, three five oh
- 3:49Speaker 2: one Bama is the number.
- 3:50Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know you with the
- 3:53Speaker 1: Alabama show.
- 3:54Speaker 2: The Birmingham Zoo just made national headlines because of what
- 3:57Speaker 2: they're doing for Valentine's Day?
- 3:59Speaker 3: What are they doing for on Time's Day?
- 4:00Speaker 2: You can name a cockroach after your eggs? Do they
- 4:03Speaker 2: get like a cockroach exhibit? Apparently? For twenty dollars and
- 4:07Speaker 2: you'll get a certificate that shows the cockroach with the name,
- 4:11Speaker 2: and you'll get a fact sheet about cockroaches. You have
- 4:14Speaker 2: until February twelfth.
- 4:15Speaker 3: There's my little Ryan.
- 4:19Speaker 2: Oh so funny. Travis Kelce is reportedly in broadcasting talks
- 4:24Speaker 2: with Netflix to serve as their exclusive broadcast sports correspondent,
- 4:28Speaker 2: according to US Weekly. But does it he still playing?
- 4:31Speaker 2: So right now, it's up in the air. He's still
- 4:34Speaker 2: undecided about retirement after their season just ended. The Chiefs
- 4:38Speaker 2: just had their loss on Sunday and the season's over.
- 4:40Speaker 2: He doesn't know if he's going to retire or not.
- 4:42Speaker 2: And so the sources to US Weekly say that Travis
- 4:46Speaker 2: Kelce could earn anywhere from ten to twenty million dollars
- 4:50Speaker 2: a year if he decides to go the television route.
- 4:54Speaker 3: We are in the rog industry Netflix, I'll do it
- 4:58Speaker 3: anything TV.
- 5:00Speaker 2: The TV stations that are local that are listening. We
- 5:02Speaker 2: would like to be on your channel. I one my
- 5:05Speaker 2: fantasy football so you can call me. Okay. Today is
- 5:08Speaker 2: officially Quitter's Day, the day you are more likely to
- 5:11Speaker 2: drop your resolution. It's always the second Friday in January
- 5:14Speaker 2: because weekends make it harder to quit drinking and save money.
- 5:18Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, that's a good reason.
- 5:21Speaker 2: Well it's not a good raisin. Here's your pet talk today.
- 5:25Speaker 2: You can do it. Don't drink this weekend. You only
- 5:27Speaker 2: got a couple more weekends. Just get through it. You're fine.
- 5:31Speaker 2: Go to the gym today. I'm going to go to
- 5:32Speaker 2: the gym today. I've been sticking with my working out. Okay,
- 5:36Speaker 2: so you can do it. Don't quit. Today's Quitter's Day.
- 5:38Speaker 2: Don't be a quitter. That's three things you need to know.
- 5:42Speaker 2: More at The Alabama.
- 5:43Speaker 1: Show dot com, The Alabama Show on demand free on
- 5:47Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app.
- 5:48Speaker 2: Good morning, Derek, what's your issue for Ask Alabama?
- 5:52Speaker 4: I made my wife ride in the backseat because she
- 5:55Speaker 4: wouldn't stop distracting me.
- 5:56Speaker 2: Oh no, that's why we do Ask Alabama. Call the Yeah, wait,
- 6:00Speaker 2: three three, five by one. BAMA is the number if
- 6:02Speaker 2: you ever have an issue, We'll do our best to help. Uh.
- 6:05Speaker 2: What's going on with you and your wife in the car?
- 6:07Speaker 4: Well, this happened a few weeks ago. Actually, my wife
- 6:11Speaker 4: and I we drove for like three hours to go
- 6:13Speaker 4: visit family. Okay, and you know when we're in the
- 6:16Speaker 4: car and I'm driving, she gets nervous riding in any car.
- 6:20Speaker 4: She's a nervous passenger, I guess, is what I'm trying
- 6:22Speaker 4: to say. And you know, I'm driving and she's slamming
- 6:25Speaker 4: her feet into the floor board like she's trying to
- 6:28Speaker 4: stop the car with her air brakes. You know, she's
- 6:30Speaker 4: telling me she needs this, that I need to slow down.
- 6:33Speaker 4: And she has all these huge reactions. She's you know,
- 6:36Speaker 4: raising her voice like oh stop, and it's just too much.
- 6:39Speaker 2: It's too much. Are you being a bad driver?
- 6:44Speaker 4: No, I'm not a bad driver. Listen. I haven't had
- 6:46Speaker 4: a speeding ticket in more than fifteen years.
- 6:50Speaker 2: Okay. I follow the rules of the road. I'm not
- 6:52Speaker 2: a crazy person.
- 6:53Speaker 4: But she reacts like I am. And it's just too
- 6:56Speaker 4: much for me to handle, you know. So I told
- 6:57Speaker 4: her you've got to relax, but she didn't. He kept
- 7:01Speaker 4: grabbing the old crap bar up by the window.
- 7:03Speaker 2: Say, is that is that when you made her get
- 7:05Speaker 2: in the back seat?
- 7:06Speaker 4: That is when I pulled over.
- 7:08Speaker 2: I pulled over on the side and I.
- 7:10Speaker 1: Said, you got to get in the backseat.
- 7:12Speaker 4: I cannot ride with you up here with me.
- 7:14Speaker 2: No.
- 7:15Speaker 4: Yeah, she got in the backseat with our eleven year
- 7:17Speaker 4: old daughter, and she was pretty mad at me about
- 7:19Speaker 4: it the whole time, and I haven't really stopped hearing
- 7:22Speaker 4: about it since then. She says that I disrespected her
- 7:25Speaker 4: feelings and I don't know.
- 7:27Speaker 2: I'm just trying to keep us safe.
- 7:29Speaker 4: I don't want to hit anything, you know.
- 7:30Speaker 2: Producer Blake, tell me your thoughts before I go off.
- 7:34Speaker 3: Okay, first off, I am one hundred percent on board.
- 7:37Speaker 3: My girlfriend likes my mind's a little different, but I'm
- 7:40Speaker 3: one hunderson on board.
- 7:41Speaker 2: You would make her ride in the backseat. Yeah, I
- 7:43Speaker 2: got to do it the other day to my girlfriend.
- 7:45Speaker 2: That's why you need to slow down. If we are
- 7:47Speaker 2: doing it, you're driving like a madman. And I swear
- 7:50Speaker 2: every man that I've ever ridden with when I'm like hey, Canny,
- 7:52Speaker 2: please just slow down, y'all freak out and you're like,
- 7:54Speaker 2: we're driving fun. No, just slow down. It's not the
- 7:58Speaker 2: hard slow down. This is our driving.
- 8:01Speaker 3: You sit there and be a little passenger princess.
- 8:03Speaker 2: If you want to be any of there are you
- 8:04Speaker 2: get in the backseat? Drive can be a passenger princess.
- 8:07Speaker 2: If I think I'm gonna die, Oh my gosh, call
- 8:10Speaker 2: the show, Derek. I want to be on your side,
- 8:13Speaker 2: but I'm not because I've ridden with plenty of guys
- 8:16Speaker 2: that drive like maniacs, and I feel like, does she
- 8:18Speaker 2: do this with other people? What? You haven't ridden with
- 8:21Speaker 2: me though? Okay, but does your wife? Does your wife
- 8:24Speaker 2: do this when she rides with other people?
- 8:26Speaker 4: You know, this can be pretty dramatic in the passengers.
- 8:30Speaker 3: We ride for Derek, you ride for Derek.
- 8:32Speaker 2: Call the show eight three thirty five oh one. Obama
- 8:35Speaker 2: is the number. Who's the bad driver in your relationship?
- 8:38Speaker 2: Maybe his name is Derek, Maybe it's not.
- 8:41Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show on.
- 8:43Speaker 2: Dement Producer Blake, you're a big fat hypocrite.
- 8:46Speaker 3: Okay, well, I know the big fat part, but I
- 8:48Speaker 3: don't know about that.
- 8:49Speaker 2: By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
- 8:52Speaker 2: I'm Alabama with producer Blake's me. We were talking to
- 8:56Speaker 2: Derek a minute ago, who made his wife sit in
- 8:59Speaker 2: the back seat of his car because she's a nervous
- 9:02Speaker 2: rider and producer Blake was like, yeah, I'm trying to
- 9:04Speaker 2: drive safely. I would make my girlfriend ride in the
- 9:07Speaker 2: backseat of the car. What happened the other day while
- 9:09Speaker 2: you were driving? I got up there, I got us
- 9:11Speaker 2: there safely. You fell asleep while you were driving. You
- 9:14Speaker 2: literally told me you fell asleep while you were driving.
- 9:16Speaker 2: Your girlfriend told me about it, and you told me
- 9:19Speaker 2: about it because it woke you both up when you
- 9:21Speaker 2: started hitting the little There's a difference. I doze off,
- 9:25Speaker 2: I didn't sleep. No, But it doesn't matter. So your
- 9:29Speaker 2: girlfriend has every right to yell at you in the
- 9:31Speaker 2: passenger seat. You're the bad driver. I'm not the bad driver.
- 9:35Speaker 2: You fell asleep, you hit a deer like two weeks ago.
- 9:39Speaker 2: Don't make that on me. It was a deer. No,
- 9:41Speaker 2: you missed your headlight. You fell asleep while you were driving.
- 9:44Speaker 2: What else happened?
- 9:45Speaker 3: Literally, the deer is not my fault. They'll turn that
- 9:47Speaker 3: into him. That was a me thing, the sleep thing.
- 9:50Speaker 3: I'll understand the argument.
- 9:52Speaker 2: You drive like you're driving in a NASCAR got that.
- 9:55Speaker 2: What's the fastest you've ever driven in your car?
- 9:57Speaker 3: I know you know well, I don't know if I
- 10:00Speaker 3: can say that there we go you make fat hypocritt
- 10:04Speaker 3: call the show.
- 10:04Speaker 2: Do you have somebody that you hate riding with because
- 10:07Speaker 2: they drive crazy? Eight three three five oh one. Bama
- 10:10Speaker 2: is the number.
- 10:11Speaker 1: There's three things you need to know you with the
- 10:13Speaker 1: Alabama Show.
- 10:14Speaker 2: Twinn Dixie will now be closing their remaining Birmingham stores
- 10:18Speaker 2: in March. So the one on Inverness Corners and Manapella
- 10:21Speaker 2: Road are going to close in late March. There's also
- 10:24Speaker 2: more throughout the state of Alabama closing this year so
- 10:26Speaker 2: that they can focus more on their Florida and Georgia stores.
- 10:29Speaker 2: We're losing our Win dixies. I liked wind Dixie. It's
- 10:33Speaker 2: a nice time. Well, they're going away, so don't get
- 10:35Speaker 2: too attached. Bruno Mars is going on tour. He's running
- 10:41Speaker 2: it back, dude.
- 10:42Speaker 1: He like.
- 10:42Speaker 2: He announced the new album that's going to be out
- 10:44Speaker 2: in February. We're playing his first single today on the show.
- 10:49Speaker 2: But he announced the Romantic Tour is going to kick
- 10:51Speaker 2: off on April tenth in Vegas. This is his first
- 10:54Speaker 2: tour in ten years. He's going to play twenty nine
- 10:56Speaker 2: stadium shows across North America. There are some shows near us.
- 11:00Speaker 2: It is gonna be awesome, so good for you. Bruno
- 11:02Speaker 2: mars go off and a lawyer has revealed the common
- 11:06Speaker 2: phrases that liars use. Are you ready? Yeah? If you
- 11:09Speaker 2: start off with as far as I can recall or
- 11:12Speaker 2: as far as I can remember, If someone says that
- 11:14Speaker 2: they're stalling, okay, yeah, the next phrase is to be honest,
- 11:20Speaker 2: you know, to be honest if I because that just
- 11:23Speaker 2: means everything else you said was a lie. Also, if
- 11:26Speaker 2: somebody says I always have or I never have, because
- 11:30Speaker 2: there's never the extreme, it's never I've never lied, because
- 11:33Speaker 2: we've all told a lie at some point, or I
- 11:36Speaker 2: always tell the truth, that's a lie.
- 11:38Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't. I mean to be honest, I
- 11:41Speaker 3: don't think I've ever done that.
- 11:43Speaker 2: And the last common thing that a person who is
- 11:45Speaker 2: lying will do is they will repeat the question that
- 11:47Speaker 2: they've just been asked because they are stalling again so
- 11:51Speaker 2: that they can come up with a good answer.
- 11:53Speaker 3: You be better liars people.
- 11:55Speaker 2: If you're a lying, we know I can tell if
- 11:58Speaker 2: you're lying and read through it anyway. That's the three
- 12:01Speaker 2: things you need to know more at the Alabama Show
- 12:05Speaker 2: dot com.
- 12:06Speaker 1: If you're listening to.
- 12:07Speaker 2: The Alabama Show on demand, a woman got a letter
- 12:10Speaker 2: in the mail seventy two years after it was sent.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Time travel.
- 12:15Speaker 1: I know.
- 12:15Speaker 2: This is my good news story today. By the way,
- 12:18Speaker 2: if you have good news, call the show. We want
- 12:19Speaker 2: to hear what's good in your life? Eight three three
- 12:21Speaker 2: five oh one Bama. So the post office is in
- 12:24Speaker 2: the process of read delivering a bunch of letters. And
- 12:27Speaker 2: this person mailed a bunch of his family's old World
- 12:32Speaker 2: War II letters to his brother. But the package broke
- 12:34Speaker 2: open and none of the letters made it. Well, a
- 12:37Speaker 2: lady named Anna got one of the letters at her house,
- 12:41Speaker 2: and she lived down the road from the farm where
- 12:44Speaker 2: the letters were supposed to go to. So she walked
- 12:46Speaker 2: down the street and gave it to him. Okay, I
- 12:49Speaker 2: need to know what these letters say. Well, listen to this.
- 12:52Speaker 2: It went out via air meal.
- 12:54Speaker 1: What's the chances of it after seventy three years?
- 12:57Speaker 2: Now we were with a lot of letters.
- 12:58Speaker 3: Well, I grew up.
- 12:59Speaker 1: We did thirty.
- 13:00Speaker 3: We threw nothing away, stock them all in the anlope,
- 13:03Speaker 3: caped it, milled it.
- 13:04Speaker 4: The nothing in it.
- 13:06Speaker 2: That's about fifteen missing, which is so cool. Anyway, if
- 13:09Speaker 2: you have good news you want to share, call the show.
- 13:11Speaker 2: Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number the.
- 13:15Speaker 1: Alabama Show on to me. It's amazing free on the
- 13:17Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app.
- 13:19Speaker 5: Okay, if you've ever sold Mary Kay or Cutco or
- 13:23Speaker 5: avon call the show eight three three five oh one Bama,
- 13:27Speaker 5: if you've ever sold anything, because you'll understand when I
- 13:29Speaker 5: tell you what's going on.
- 13:30Speaker 2: Will I talk about this on the air? Yeah? What
- 13:33Speaker 2: is that? My strange addiction? The TikTok shop. Oh? Okay,
- 13:39Speaker 2: I have discovered I can sell things on the TikTok shop. Okay,
- 13:43Speaker 2: and if you follow our TikTok lives We're ONLVE right now,
- 13:46Speaker 2: follow the Alabama Show or Alabama Radio every day. Now.
- 13:51Speaker 2: I've been bringing in random products because I've been getting
- 13:53Speaker 2: free samples to post videos. So my whole TikTok page
- 13:57Speaker 2: is me just selling random things because I'm getting free sample.
- 14:01Speaker 2: I have like forty free samples and I've got twenty
- 14:03Speaker 2: packages on the way. And it's the most stupid stuff
- 14:08Speaker 2: you've seen it. Like there was a weight in hula hoop. Oh,
- 14:11Speaker 2: that thing was rough? What else? We've had a lot
- 14:14Speaker 2: of stuff? The ball, No, that was something else?
- 14:17Speaker 3: We have?
- 14:17Speaker 2: Oh a light up show? Yeah, a an astronaut that
- 14:21Speaker 2: lights up. I brought one end today. I can't stop.
- 14:24Speaker 2: It's like turn every day now before I go to bed,
- 14:28Speaker 2: I lay in bed, I'm like, what free stuff could
- 14:30Speaker 2: I get? Now?
- 14:32Speaker 3: What can I make a video on that?
- 14:33Speaker 2: And it's anywhere from clothes to supplements to like, here's
- 14:37Speaker 2: the thing I brought today. And if you've ever sold anything,
- 14:39Speaker 2: I want I want to hear your story, or if
- 14:41Speaker 2: you know somebody like I have a neighbor now that's
- 14:43Speaker 2: started selling insurance and it's like some kind of life
- 14:47Speaker 2: insurance and he stops us every time we come in
- 14:49Speaker 2: the neighborhood and he's like, hey, who's your life insurance.
- 14:51Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't have time to talk about this
- 14:53Speaker 2: right now. Let me show you the thing I brought today,
- 14:55Speaker 2: cause it's so.
- 14:55Speaker 3: Random, okay, But all I know is it's in a
- 15:00Speaker 3: like a box.
- 15:01Speaker 2: It's like a I don't know what kind of box
- 15:03Speaker 2: that is. It's gonna fold. Tell me what it looks like?
- 15:08Speaker 3: What is that it's It looks like I'm about to
- 15:10Speaker 3: go fight Crumb and it looks.
- 15:11Speaker 2: Like a superhero mask. It's one of those red light
- 15:14Speaker 2: therapy masks. But it's got seven different light colors on it.
- 15:18Speaker 2: Turn it on and it comes with a neck plate.
- 15:21Speaker 2: Neck plate, Yeah, and you put it on anyway.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Oh, you can change colors.
- 15:25Speaker 2: What does the colors mean? I'll show you off the
- 15:28Speaker 2: air on TikTok Live if you want to come join.
- 15:30Speaker 2: But this is a problem, Like it's it's everybody's Christmas
- 15:33Speaker 2: gifts for me this year with something free from TikTok,
- 15:36Speaker 2: Like I gave Hannah's baby daddy pray workout that I
- 15:39Speaker 2: got off of the TikTok is the one you brought it?
- 15:45Speaker 2: What if you have a strange addiction to this or
- 15:47Speaker 2: if you've ever sold anything and like gone way overboard
- 15:50Speaker 2: when you've got into it called the show eight three
- 15:53Speaker 2: three five O one Bama.
- 15:54Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show.
- 15:58Speaker 2: Okay, we're done. It's Friday. Also, if you missed anything
- 16:03Speaker 2: on the show, download the free iHeartRadio app. Look up
- 16:06Speaker 2: the Alabama Show on demand. Anything else you want to
- 16:08Speaker 2: say before we go? Does my skin look smoother?
- 16:10Speaker 3: Now?
- 16:10Speaker 2: Oh my god? Okay, we'll see you to it Monday,
- 16:13Speaker 2: whatever day, We'll see you at some point. Have a
- 16:15Speaker 2: good weekend.
- 16:16Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.