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#140: Chopping Mall (1986) with Shaken Not Scared · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie? Thank you.
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  You stay welcome to watch at least favorite scary movie, the
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  podcast, where we talked about the good, the bad, the ugly, and
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  the Absurd in all of our favorite least, favorite, scary
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  movies. Because we believe, every horror
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  movie, rightfully, has his fan base.
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  Even if we don't always get it. My name is Travis.
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  My name is Jessie. And today, we've got two very
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  special guests with us. Yeah.
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  Yeah, very convivial. With shaken, not scared.
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  Hi guys. Hello, y'all make it so exciting
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  to be here. I could add like a little drum
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  roll. We could just do just be box.
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  Yeah, yeah. So we figured we'd invite you
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  guys to come on today because it is long overdue and this is just
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  a fun movie. So we thought it'd be cool to
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  have you guys on this one for chopping mall.
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  I don't think we've said that yet.
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  Battle of the Mulroney shopping mall.
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  Is that movie, right? The one that about robot hands
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  killing people in a shopping bag.
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  It. Right.
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  Chopping them up with lasers. Yep.
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  That's 100% lotions and tasers. Yeah, yeah.
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  There's 100% chopping and no other method of killing exactly
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  at all. Not even one little bit.
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  I do like that. The poster is like a zombie
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  robot hand. That never makes an appearance.
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  I know I can Everything about it, just it's not the movie, but
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  it's okay, it's fine. I think it's fine.
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  I could so she into watching the movie and you can maybe get
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  disappointed with the lack of chopping, but I think that it
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  kind of wears you into a fun movie the way.
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  Oh, absolutely. I agreed to watch the movie
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  because of the title and I come back to it again and again
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  because of everything else. Yeah, exactly.
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  I do wish that the robots were a little more, you know, suit.
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  Up, like BattleBots back in MTV days to that would be awesome.
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  Not a buses that take you. I remember that show.
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  Okay, so before we get started, do you guys want to let
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  everybody know about your all's show?
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  Sure. So hopefully you guys remember
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  us I think we were on about a year ago with you guys was it
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  was like two years ago. It was bad.
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  My God it's like yeah there's episode of dirty something as
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  the invitation as part of our cult month.
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  Yeah. Oh, and I can't forget it.
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  I always reference that movie. And I think I have such a great
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  episode with a space. But we also review horror movies
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  and we just make a fun cocktail to go with it.
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  And we're pretty much on any podcasting streaming site as
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  Shake It Out scared. Yeah.
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  Go check them out because they're good.
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  They're all are fine. Thank you.
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  You guys are also on one of our Thanksgiving episodes.
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  Where we covered Pilgrim. Mmm.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  And just is actually the First trivia Dead.
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  Eye on our Discord so oh yes. Still undefeated no one else has
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  the number of wins you do at my just part-time in April, feel
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  really good because I consistently forget that
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  Thursday's are Thursdays and then I was like, oh yeah, there
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  was, there was that? So yeah, it's hard to manage the
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  time, but yeah, you're still undefeated.
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  So congrats just thank you. Can we get beat box, Applause?
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  Cause I like that. Do you have any announcements
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  before we get into it? No.
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  Okay, well, I've got our poll results from last week's poll.
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  Okay. So we talked about behind the
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  mask, the rise of Leslie Vernon last week.
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  Yes. And the pole for that was which
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  of the big three? Would you rather have was we've
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  earned into a crossover with? So the options were Jason
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  Frederick. Yeah Michael.
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  Yeah I'm embracing the proper respect.
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  Okay, so on Twitter, Jason got 67 percent of the votes
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  Frederick got 33, Michael got zero, interest disappointing.
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  However is over on Instagram. Jason got 25.
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  Frederick got 35 and Michael got 40.
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  Okay okay cancels out, I am, I personally want to see Michael
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  because I think the whole dynamic of him not talking.
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  It would be hilarious. I mean, Jason doesn't talk
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  either. Iraq has have a silence off or
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  whatever you would call the not talking version of a staring
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  contest. Yeah.
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  Okay, cool. Alright, you can go, you know,
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  one shot at by Michael because obviously if you've seen
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  Halloween kills, is that the one where he's like just by himself
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  in the middle and then just 300 ever Buddy.
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  Yes, yeah, that's it. Yeah, versus getting buddy.
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  First getting body bagged like Jason with the tree in the suit
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  that's my favorite kill. It's just so in in my Friday
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  13th with the second bag. Yeah, this is a yeah I think
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  it's better in Jason acts where he takes like the to and just
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  like slams them against each other in some pretty intense.
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  Yeah. Yeah, I think it's better.
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  They had to cut the one in part 7 down a whole lot.
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  Yeah, suffered because they would have been a lot better.
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  Yeah. MPA was a constant issue with
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  them. Yeah.
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  Okay, they're gonna get rid of them.
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  All right. But enough of other 80s, movies.
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  Yes, let's talk about this idea movie.
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  Okay, chopping Mall. Kind of have Premiere dates,
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  it's a little weird. They had a test Market premiere,
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  March twenty first nineteen eighty six and then a more more
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  final release November 14th of the same year.
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  We watched it on shutter. There's actually a last Drive in
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  version of it so we watch that. Yeah.
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  But you can also stream it on Pluto to be Redbox.
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  Crackle Prime, Flex free be fubo TV or Philo.
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  There is no excuse to not watch this movie if you are all
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  interested, it's ridiculous. Yeah written by Jim wynorski and
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  Steve Mitchell directed by Jim wynorski music by Chuck Sarah.
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  Now special effects makeup by Anthony show.
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  Sorry, Antonio Dallas pretty myself.
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  Susie Slater is Leslie. Todd John to Carolyn ski as Mike
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  Brennan, Barbara Crampton as Susie Lynn carry Emerson as
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  Linda Stanton Kelly. Maroney is Allison Parks.
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  Russell Todd is Rick Stanton. Nick Segal is Greg Williams and
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  the killbot voices, were done by none other than Jim Winter, Ski
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  interesting. So all right, everybody's
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  favorite game budgeter bug, 10. Hey guys.
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  Do you think that this is budget or bug tip?
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  So high budget or low budget? I really can't tell.
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  I want to say that because they had robots that it was high
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  budget. I want to go as high because
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  they have like Star Wars level laser effects in this.
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  Okay. So don't imagine is cheap.
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  So budget is like 10 million and up Butt-head is 10 million.
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  Yeah. Like that.
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  So okay you guys are saying it's at least two million dollars,
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  ten million dollars for the robots.
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  Everything else was a dollar. Yeah.
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  Okay, I'm saying Buck Ted. Okay, Travis gets it, it was an
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  eight hundred thousand dollar budget, the lasers were.
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  In fact, very expensive and they were worried.
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  They weren't gonna have enough budget for all of the lasers
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  they wanted. So there's enough lasers.
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  I think this is a lot of excuses.
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  Yeah, there's a lot going on. They do we look kind of cheap
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  though. Yeah.
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  I like the Blazers have different powers to like
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  different colored. Lasers seem to like blow heads
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  up, others. Just like burned you a little
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  bit and others made you, you know, comically and cartoon Ali
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  like, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Like blue electrifies. You and pink just completely
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  fucks you up. That's pretty cool.
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  Yeah, that's right here. Lightsaber, you know.
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  H.h. lights? Yeah, wait to do the different
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  colored light. Sabers do different things.
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  Oh boy, we don't have time for this kind of, I didn't like
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  hyper crystals depend on it. The user can.
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  Okay, I couldn't find any additional box office
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  information on this movie. I have no clue how much it
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  grossed, which means not a lot. Yeah, I'm sure the IMDb it
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  currently stands at a five point six out of ten.
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  Well, I disagree, but I get it right, disagree too.
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  But yeah, that's kind of generous for IMDb.
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  I think. So you get his whores usually
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  rated super low on IMDb. Yeah, well and for comparison I
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  did pull three other 1986 horror movies.
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  The first of which being the remake of another, Roger Corman,
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  classic Little Shop of Horrors. Yes.
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  Okay, that released December 19th, 1986 budget.
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  Of 25 million, damn worldwide, gross of 39 million.
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  And that currently sits at a seven point one out of 10 on
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  IMDb. That's high.
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  Yeah, I've not seen that. I've only seen the original.
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  Yeah. So, is it a loss?
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  If the budget is just so different, but it's still close
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  enough in score. Hmm.
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  You know, 800k, gets you 5.6, was the other one.
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  It was the millions, the number 21, 85 million versus well here,
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  let's take a look at our next two comparisons, Maximum
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  Overdrive, that released July 25th, 1986 budget of 10 million,
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  nice worldwide, gross of seven. How much is that was his cocaine
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  but she probably some lawsuit with me.
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  You know, using the Green Goblin face.
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  Yeah. That has a 5 point 4 out of 10
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  on IMDb. Wow, really.
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  Okay. And then the third movie, I
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  pulled for comparison. I pulled this one for you
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  Travis. Texas.
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  Chainsaw Massacre to yeah fucking rocks.
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  August 22nd 1986. My birthday.
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  Uh-huh. Four million dollar budget.
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  Don't add 4 million. Well, it makes sense.
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  It's yeah, I guess so but whatever worldwide gross of 8
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  million, only 8 million, unless it's 18 and my numbers are
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  squished together. Now that looks like 8 million.
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  That's crazy. And if this is going to hurt
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  your feelings, it's got a five point six out of ten on IMDb.
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  No, I guess he went like comedy with that one.
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  It was. It's so different from the first
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  one. I can see why people wouldn't
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  like it as much. Okay, there's a lot of taglines
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  for this may be good. Okay, and they're just as a
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  bait-and-switch e as the title, I would imagine.
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  So then I guarantee the people just saw a shopping mall and
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  they thought it was going to be about that.
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  They didn't know anything about the movie.
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  They just wrote tagline space off of that.
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  Well, the first one, the one, that's on the poster.
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  We're shopping cost, you an arm and a leg.
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  Don't think anybody loses an arm or a leg in this movie.
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  There is a head also shop Beeping cost to your freaking
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  throat. That should have been the
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  freaking throat. Yeah, they all work there.
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  Also, they're not shopping. That's true.
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  Yeah, tonight, Park Plaza Mall, switches on the world's toughest
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  security Force. Absolutely nothing.
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  Can go wrong. Dot.
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  Dot dot. That's probably the most
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  accurate. Yeah, description.
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  Actually mentions the robots kind of, but it doesn't have any
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  of the Jazz and Pizzazz. That you want a tagline?
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  Also, it's a mouthful. Yeah.
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  You need that jab. It is very long.
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  Yeah. Shopping will never be the same.
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  Okay. Wow.
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  I mean I don't think it's gonna affect the shopping this.
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  All activates at midnight. Yeah I think the midnight thing
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  happened because of like the mall not wanting to film here,
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  right? Yeah I didn't want them to mess
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  with this stuff during the day. Yeah.
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  Yeah. They had to be out by like By
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  the time they opened on the morning.
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  So yeah, she's insane, fire die, I like it.
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  Okay, but once again, nothing no, I know, come on shopping
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  malls. Do feel like you know if you
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  don't come out of there with anything you might die.
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  If you step out of the door, this is your time.
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  This next one, feels very Goosebumps to me.
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  Okay? Shop til you drop dead.
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  Mmm. But does feel very this place
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  where they slashed their prices and their customers.
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  I like again, that is good. If it would make a lot more
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  sense with slashing / to see at least one customer get killed.
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  Yeah, is really an active class war.
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  I'll minimum wage workers. Getting filled for The Audacity
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  Of do their job. Yeah.
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  Right. Yeah.
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  Okay at Park, Plaza Mall. The security Force isn't just
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  tight? It's terrifying.
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  I want father like specifying which mall?
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  Yeah, definitely, it's Park Plaza.
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  Okay. I have a few fun facts.
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  Okay. So the killbots were created by
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  a man named Robert short in. He did it with a bunch of like
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  scrap So, is pieces of conveyor, belt, electric, wheelchairs, and
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  just like other random assortment of things that's
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  wild. So, honestly a job.
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  Yeah. It could be used like escalator
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  parts to, you know, because escalators are pretty scary.
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  Yeah. Escalators.
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  Yeah. 80s of us. They're about to know.
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  I was actually thinking of Johnny number five.
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  If you guys remember that, like Wally but bigger is that shirt
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  circuit Short Circuit? No, Johnny, no different rubber
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  Johnny from a fixed one, dude, in a wheelchair, they have, they
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  have like, the Army. I don't even want to know what
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  you call them, but I'm assuming the conveyor belt was used for
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  like his their legs, right? Yeah, army tires or whatever.
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  Oh, yeah, yeah. Like--on a tank.
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  Yeah. So loud too.
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  All right, what I was looking at previous for this movie, that
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  was one of the things somebody said like, how did these robots
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  managed to sneak up on people? That was Eric's.
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  Biggest complaint. When we were watching this so
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  that you can easily like stay away from them.
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  Weakness is doors. You know, I like that.
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  They use this escalator stairs. There was a these stairs
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  escalators know a oh, Yeah, I'm talking full stairs.
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  Thank you, Perry, the convenience.
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  Okay. Yeah, so okay.
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  So this is Jim wynorski second film.
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  He was a big Roger Corman fan and wanted to work for him and
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  he started off editing movies. And I think is how most of his
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  was going to say that's kind of a.
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  Yeah, he ended up getting to direct this and he threw in as
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  many corpsman references as he could, which Roger Corman Didn't
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  love because he doesn't like being self-referential.
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  So a little uncomfortable was it the the pet store that was named
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  after? Yeah, Rogers.
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  Little Shop of pets. Yeah, that's it.
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  Yeah, the crab movie, what did he work on that, too?
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  I thought, oh did it? Yeah, it's like of the crab
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  monster is, I was Roger Corman film.
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  Also a cool. Great G.
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  He was the second security guard that came in.
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  That was reading the book. He did his scene for $600.
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  Main Inspirations, for this movie, We're trapped and Gog.
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  They had their first, they're like story draft written in
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  about 24 hours in the full script done in four weeks.
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  Yeah, that sounds right, as we said before, this was shot at
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  the Sherman Oaks mall at night. They had to be out during
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  business hours. The thing that blows my mind
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  with that is like they destroy a lot of them all.
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  Do they do like they build set? It's for that and film that off
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  of the like away from the actual mall.
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  I am not 100%. Obviously some of that stuff had
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  to have been like a built set because of can you imagine know
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  like the people coming into them on the next day and like, oh my
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  God, they blew up my story. Shit.
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  Yeah, you're happy as hell. Watching chopping mall with your
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  family but you're just pissed from all the money that was
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  like. Yeah, yeah.
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  I guess I'll pay you back the scene where they're talking
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  about like all the damages. They owe them all.
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  That was just Actually the movie.
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  Yeah, also makes me think, like, where does the 800k?
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  Go? Because that just sounds like a
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  nightmare. Lasers budget-wise.
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  Yeah, not fixing them all the lasers.
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  So Jim. What are excused?
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  Kind of a perv he mostly cast Kelly Maroni because he was like
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  obsessed with her and thought she was really hot, and he likes
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  to say that he slept with every actress he's ever worked with
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  which isn't really true. Yeah, she's denied that.
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  Yeah, the show. Yeah.
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  Very vehemently her character. Was named after the 1966,
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  Playmate of the Year Allison parks and kind of in a funny
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  twist. When one of the security guards
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  is, looking at the centerfold, they couldn't afford to actually
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  have a playmate in the movie, so it's his ex-girlfriend.
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  Oh no. Hopefully consensual.
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  Yeah, again watching. Oh my God.
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  That's me. So Kelly.
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  Yes yeah absolutely yeah tell him Irani has a theory that it's
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  at the killbots has their own personality.
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  So she said protector, one is just kind Joe Friday he's very
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  just the facts. Killbot number two is the ditz
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  and number three is Clint Eastwood Dirty.
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  Harry number three is the one from like, at the very end.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was originally we released 90
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  minutes long under the title of killbots, but it didn't test
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  very well, so they renamed it. Just based off of somebody that
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  was on set like walking past my why don't you call it chopping
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  ball and then Corman cut about 15 minutes out.
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  I wonder what the extra 15 minutes would have been random
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  attack of the Crab Monsters references for one.
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  Yeah, oh yeah. She mentioned yesterday that
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  they tried to like make Is to it where her and Ferdie we're
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  watching the movie and she's like and it just didn't work.
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  She's like it didn't make any sense, that's referencing it.
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  Where we reference it is when random crab that makes an
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  appearance. At one point I could say that
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  they're like little hands are like claws.
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  You know. Like a little crab claws.
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  You know. Yeah.
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  I could see that. Yeah they just make me make me
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  think of the Futurama episode where Hermes like a great, some
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  self completely to. Yeah and he's got this little
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  thing. Coming out of his chest.
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  Didn't like the same time. Yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah, which Matt Groening has endured.
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  I'm sure he loves this movie. Oh yeah, I got 100%.
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  See it. The the other name killbots to
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  with it, not performing well against people.
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  I saw somewhere that they said it was because it reminded
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  people of Transformers too much, which I don't get why it's know
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  that I that doesn't make any sense.
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  I'm it's just ridiculous. I mean, based on a lot of the
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  reviews I was like, I was looking at them were negative
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  reviews on IMDb and based on a lot of them, people just weren't
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  paying attention. They like, why?
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  Don't these kids? Just leave them all.
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  Well, Derek, this is the old doors close shut and are locked
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  from the security office until the morning.
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  That's the door said at the very beginning of the movie, The
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  Doors did close pretty late, though, I think the janitor got
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  killed and then The door is not closed.
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  They were just too busy sexing. Damn.
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  Yeah, they were running owl. I think when they were first
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  getting Chase and then as they were about to get out the doors
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  close. Okay yeah yeah that's what I
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  think that's what happened because they're even talking
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  about they needed to end the like wrap the party up before
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  the doors close right. People were just too busy
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  answering random pay phones already.
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  Noticed that so many scenes, reveal answer a random phone and
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  it's nobody that's my least favorite Trope in like movie and
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  The vision is that somebody's near a pay phone and it rings
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  and they just answer it and it store them.
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  Yeah. Call this for them.
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  Like, I never understood. I think it would be fun to just
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  like randomly dial a payphone though and just like getting
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  like a conversation with a stranger be like, oh, hey,
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  what's up? And then they actually are like
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  no, I've been waiting for this call.
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  Yeah, everybody knows that it's bullshit.
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  But they both pretend to like be expecting that call.
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  Yeah. Oh, you called just on time?
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  Yeah, you have the information that I needed robots are going
• 22:46
  to muc. Actually need to get out of
• 22:47
  here. Okay.
• 22:51
  Those on my fun facts. Okay, cool.
• 22:54
  Wait. Now I have a bone to pick if the
• 22:56
  pay phones were working. Why didn't they call for help?
• 22:59
  Well, that's a very good question.
• 23:07
  That's a very good question. There's any answer.
• 23:09
  Yeah, I just realized this to I've seen this movie like twice.
• 23:12
  It's we're just saying that in 2023 when we all have access to
• 23:15
  phones. Maybe phones aren't like your
• 23:16
  immediate thought in 1986. That's I'm just being honest.
• 23:20
  This doesn't work because they did try to make a call out and
• 23:24
  they said, the phones are down. Did they?
• 23:26
  Yeah. So is that was already one of
• 23:31
  the killing was happening that the phone rings while they're
• 23:33
  trying to do the cigarettes. It's yeah.
• 23:36
  Like it's like getting started. He had just killed the janitor.
• 23:39
  It's about the fuck him up to. Yeah.
• 23:42
  Because I think of it differently if it was like I
• 23:44
  always reference Ultron when I see Killer Robots but if it was
• 23:47
  like Ultron where he like Taps into like your phone and your
• 23:49
  internet and he's like all kinds of things to mess with how you
• 23:52
  can communicate outside. But these robots just seemed
• 23:54
  kind of like, we're just here for one thing and one thing only
• 23:56
  and that's to rip throat. It's out and explore dad's and
• 24:02
  taste people. Yeah.
• 24:03
  Right. Well they're here for a lot of
• 24:05
  things. Yeah.
• 24:06
  They're here for a long time. And a good time.
• 24:08
  Yeah. Okay.
• 24:13
  I guess we've got several people and so we'll just maybe we'll
• 24:17
  all share a good bad and ugly and absurd.
• 24:20
  Okay? Like go around that way.
• 24:21
  Yes, yeah. All right.
• 24:24
  Guess what you guys like to share?
• 24:27
  Whichever Of you wants to go first, what is your favorite
• 24:32
  good thing about this movie? I guess I'll go first.
• 24:35
  I just, I think it's just the vibe of all 80s horror that this
• 24:40
  movie has. Like it's it's just fun and it's
• 24:45
  an easy watch. You could just throw on have a
• 24:47
  couple beers and have a good time with it.
• 24:50
  That's my favorite thing about this too.
• 24:52
  Yeah. Mine is that to it's the vibe.
• 24:55
  I also like just the use of technology in horror.
• 24:57
  I It's like something that I know a lot of people don't like,
• 25:00
  especially like when Chuck, he went, you know, robotronic, but
• 25:03
  I like this, this idea that these very simple robots are
• 25:08
  unassuming. So like even when the janitor is
• 25:09
  like hey you get out of here you damn machine or whatever it
• 25:13
  throws the little like taser on the floor on your like, oh man,
• 25:15
  it failed. And then it electrocutes the
• 25:17
  puddle around him and he dies, you know, it's like how campy
• 25:21
  The Killer Robots feel. I understood that they brought
• 25:25
  Dick Miller in to fight with a robot.
• 25:28
  It's amazing. Okay, my I generally agree, I
• 25:33
  think this is a really fun movie and it knows exactly what it is
• 25:37
  and it doesn't try to be anything.
• 25:38
  It isn't? Yeah, it's short.
• 25:40
  It's cheap. It's fun.
• 25:42
  Like it doesn't waste any time. I gave move so fast.
• 25:46
  Yeah, bad. Okay, let something bad.
• 25:50
  Everybody notice about this movie is that it?
• 25:53
  You said they moved the move so fast, but the robots did not.
• 25:58
  Didn't the actual robots move really slowly and they had to
• 26:01
  speed up the, yeah. Yeah.
• 26:06
  And then the noise is just like because you can see when
• 26:08
  they're, you know, quote unquote, taking off and they're
• 26:10
  just engine is revving, but they somehow, we set it already.
• 26:15
  They somehow get to sneak up on people.
• 26:18
  I think my thing about it is that like we get an explanation,
• 26:23
  there's a lightning storm. It causes a surge in the robots.
• 26:26
  Why does that make them go? Dad.
• 26:28
  It seems like they were already kind of mischievous, you know
• 26:32
  what I mean? Yay, yeah, it does.
• 26:35
  Yeah, they like catchy Beauty before it got popular.
• 26:38
  You know, you start to ask questions and it starts to get
• 26:41
  angry at you for asking the same question over and over.
• 26:43
  It was say these robots are very Advanced for the 80s.
• 26:47
  It's like they already have a, I am all security system.
• 26:51
  How much did Park Plaza? Pay for the security system that
• 26:55
  should be. My God.
• 27:00
  Making that much money that they needed.
• 27:02
  Like, you would think that these kinds of robots would be like,
• 27:04
  hey, we tested these at the Pentagon.
• 27:05
  Now, they're at this random Mall in the middle of California.
• 27:08
  That's where my bad for. This is, I think some of the
• 27:18
  girls are amazing, but some of them are really, really lame
• 27:21
  like whenever Mike dies. Yeah.
• 27:23
  Like, seein tae-hee. Yeah.
• 27:24
  You know, it's off screen. But when he actually does like
• 27:27
  fan or whatever he gets, Is, and, like, the guy act so badly
• 27:31
  falling down. So he like, sits down
• 27:34
  comfortably and okay, I'm dead. Now, I wish we'd had a really
• 27:38
  dramatic camping. Moment of him spitting out his
• 27:41
  gum, oh my God, perfectly symbolic, like the moment that
• 27:48
  gum leaves his mouth as when he dies because he can't, I can't
• 27:52
  go on without chewing. The gum is his Spirit, it is.
• 27:58
  Horrifying it falls out of his like throat hole in the best
• 28:01
  better than impressive. Although I will say that you
• 28:07
  guys catch, it was his neck like actually slip because it had
• 28:10
  little hole that's like the security guy from earlier had
• 28:13
  but it also looked like a kind of chop them up a little bit.
• 28:15
  Right. Yeah it didn't chop and Shop.
• 28:17
  Commit did the actual Chop Chop dude, is off screen.
• 28:25
  Do you think maybe it was one that was edited for time?
• 28:29
  I don't know. I think that they probably did
• 28:30
  that out of limitations, honestly?
• 28:32
  The right, we're blowing our budget on the lasers.
• 28:34
  We can. All right.
• 28:40
  Pick each of us will pick one absurd moment from this movie.
• 28:44
  I got mine. I've got a couple actually.
• 28:46
  So I'm ready for if you guys still any of my ugly.
• 28:51
  Oh yeah. Ugly well, shit.
• 28:53
  What's ugly about? This is ugly.
• 28:55
  Like I know like it is hideous way.
• 28:56
  Or is ugly like Your task. I could be either exact same
• 29:01
  thing. It's up to interpretation that
• 29:02
  you find ugly about the movie, you know.
• 29:04
  Like it can be like something like visibly ugly or something.
• 29:08
  That feels ugly, gotcha. I'm gonna say the
• 29:12
  behind-the-scenes stuff with her Joey.
• 29:17
  It's clearly not a comfortable set situation if that's you know
• 29:22
  that. Yeah, yes stay away.
• 29:24
  It was all described is very probably just I'm Kelly Moretti
• 29:28
  has like, such a fond memory of this movie and we had a lot of
• 29:33
  fun talking to her about it at the Jamboree last year, but you
• 29:38
  know, it is kind of like icky to heat it.
• 29:39
  Like nobody wants their Boston, it on them.
• 29:41
  Yeah. Definitely gives you the egg.
• 29:43
  Yeah. Especially that he lied that.
• 29:46
  Yeah, it sucks. Yeah.
• 29:48
  Yeah. What the fuck why would you do
• 29:49
  that? Lets just so messed up.
• 29:51
  Well, then adding on to it. Like, the whole, like we use our
• 29:53
  exes picture for the. Yeah, sure that if that's even
• 29:57
  more Or a kick to it. Okay well I think we're all just
• 30:01
  silent. Yeah.
• 30:04
  All right, and the Absurd. Okay, now we're at the Absurd I
• 30:08
  want to start with Barbara Captain's death or she keep
• 30:22
  her and she had come out of the nice safe air duct to save Greg
• 30:26
  and Greg is like No seems everybody's this side.
• 30:31
  I am. I always waiting for her to also
• 30:47
  get like squished in turnovers. I'm sure those robots are heavy.
• 30:50
  Yeah. Eric, you would have written a
• 30:53
  very fucked up movie with it. Then there was also like a
• 31:02
  Romanticism to her burning because she was, she got out of
• 31:04
  the vents because she wasn't so hot.
• 31:06
  Oh wow, yeah. Damn, this movie's got bleep.
• 31:14
  I would say the entire dialogue happening in this movie is
• 31:17
  absurd. So again, there's conversations
• 31:20
  that take place where you're like, they didn't say anything.
• 31:23
  No, it was because it's okay. So that's 24 hours makes sense,
• 31:26
  right? Because then you're just sitting
• 31:27
  there thinking like, Would be a cool thing for this character to
• 31:29
  say, let me just throw down like a bunch of quotable lines, but
• 31:32
  not make any of the lines actually tied together you, I
• 31:38
  want you to go ahead and go, okay, okay, I'm gonna say
• 31:42
  because it's such an iconic moment whenever ferti meets
• 31:46
  Allison that. I love that she spins around in
• 31:49
  her chair. Like she's a bond villain.
• 31:53
  Maybe. That's part of like the sky.
• 31:54
  Like she's just like spinning in circles entire time.
• 31:57
  Shit all the time. Okay, so I got a couple one when
• 32:11
  he gets on the little machine and drives into the robot.
• 32:15
  Killing it at 2 miles an hour. How does that kill it to at the
• 32:20
  end of the movie? Yes, yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 32:26
  Number two, whenever the movies over and we see ferdi with an
• 32:29
  entire roll of toilet paper onto his head to I guess block the
• 32:35
  Eat well and we lost Return of the Living Dead afterwards.
• 32:38
  Yeah, if anybody's listen to her episode on this, you know that I
• 32:43
  rage at Fred using just the roll of paper towels not like an
• 32:49
  individual paper tower but the roll, it's clean off the
• 32:52
  canister. I just like the whole thing with
• 32:54
  that too is like where the you took?
• 32:57
  The sorry. I'm so worked up.
• 33:00
  I took the time there's a lot going after your maybe
• 33:04
  girlfriend and you like, I gotta go to the bathroom and get my
• 33:06
  head fixed man. I mean what?
• 33:16
  But still at the same time, like, come on, dude, also ferdy.
• 33:21
  What kind of name is Ferdie? It rhymes with the nerdy, which
• 33:25
  is what they needed. Oh man Ferdinand.
• 33:27
  Oh what a name bringing up the his parents had big expectations
• 33:34
  for him. Not live up to them.
• 33:38
  I want to say the you're riding with them being nerdy because
• 33:41
  they're, you know, was Alison and Freddie are both watching
• 33:44
  The Crab movie. While everyone else is having
• 33:46
  sex two feet away from them. Yeah, that's absurd.
• 33:50
  Okay, yeah, I know people, but like I would not do it.
• 33:55
  Two feet away from my friends, who's doing it, doing it.
• 33:58
  Two feet away from another group of friends, that's doing it,
• 34:00
  because they're all doing it, like, they're all on their own
• 34:02
  private room, like they're just but it'd be different.
• 34:06
  That's maybe being like prudish. But I'd be like, yo, cover your
• 34:08
  girls, my friend sounds, I just don't need, I do.
• 34:13
  Yeah, sorry. Oh, and 1/3, yeah.
• 34:16
  Oh, go ahead. No, go ahead.
• 34:16
  Were you saying the one more thing on them?
• 34:18
  Having sex, when Barbara Crampton and the other dude are
• 34:21
  having sex. If you look in the background,
• 34:22
  while they're watching the movie, they're just like
• 34:23
  flailing, their heart is failing.
• 34:27
  Another thing, no one has sex like that where he tells her
• 34:30
  that she smells like pepperoni absurd.
• 34:34
  But he says Likes pepper. I know she's like I'm guessing
• 34:37
  pepperonis for you right here. Also, can we add to the Absurd?
• 34:45
  The fact that Allison and Ferdie.
• 34:48
  Both have pant fish, fit issues. Yeah, they got camel toe moose
• 34:53
  knuckle and there's a to that didn't fuck.
• 34:58
  Yeah, it's true. Yeah, it's their genitalia
• 35:00
  screaming for some action so a lot of absurd for this is
• 35:08
  probably the best. Okay.
• 35:12
  What do you guys read it out of Tim?
• 35:15
  I think Justin. Terms of it being a good time,
• 35:19
  do not go into it. Like, looking for serious
• 35:22
  context, it's just fun. I'd give it an 8 out of 10,
• 35:25
  okay. Yeah.
• 35:26
  I think it gave it a 7, it's definitely just fun.
• 35:30
  Forget all the things that are wrong with it.
• 35:32
  Just enjoy it. That's where I'm at to, man.
• 35:35
  Except I love this movie so much.
• 35:37
  It's it has so much room. Watchability, to me, special.
• 35:40
  I'm gonna give it like a nine because it's this, this movie
• 35:45
  does not deserve a nine, but it's Factor gets it a 9 for me.
• 35:50
  Yeah. This is I love this movie.
• 35:53
  I've loved it since the first time we watched it, it's a
• 35:55
  comfort movie for us. I'm going to give an 8.5 X,
• 35:59
  okay? Which gives us a starting
• 36:00
  average of eight point one. Two, five, take that and suck
• 36:04
  it. I am suck it 80s horror as it,
• 36:09
  did not know that there was a last Drive in episode on this.
• 36:12
  So I'm totally going to watch it.
• 36:14
  Now, do ya Kelly. Maroni comes on as a guest.
• 36:17
  That's all of our fun facts came from that episode.
• 36:19
  So sorry, good portion of our listener base.
• 36:22
  That is mutant fam. This is all repetitive for you.
• 36:26
  This is my introduction to the last Drivin, like actually
• 36:29
  watching a first for the. So I think mines was Sleepaway
• 36:34
  Camp. That's a good one to one.
• 36:38
  Mine was yours. Was Hills Have Eyes?
• 36:41
  Yeah, I saw like the moment that like interest, click the near.
• 36:45
  Yeah. Talking about Wes Craven.
• 36:48
  Yeah, it was like, I think I first heard of chop them
• 36:53
  although in general from the In Search Of Darkness.
• 36:56
  Oh yeah. What's that for the first time
• 36:59
  last month? Yeah, we've seen part one now.
• 37:01
  So we need to catch up on, you know, the remaining nine hours.
• 37:10
  Okay. Get into it.
• 37:11
  Yeah, okay, let's do this. Alright, so we open up with the
• 37:16
  the video demonstration. There is a jewelry store
• 37:20
  break-in and a kilowatt. They're called The Protector.
• 37:23
  101 series. I think that this is the Dirty
• 37:26
  Harry because this is a dirty. Yeah.
• 37:28
  Oh, yeah. He shouts at the thief to stop
• 37:32
  and the thief is like, what are you gonna do?
• 37:34
  You just it done bro, by, and then he shoots The Protector a
• 37:38
  lot. And then the projector is like,
• 37:41
  bitch, whatever. And then chases him and tase him
• 37:45
  and then that's where we This is just a demonstration in the
• 37:49
  middle of the mall, to presumably shop owners, but it
• 37:53
  also seems to be that like, it's business hours, still of them,
• 37:57
  all it does. But you don't see anybody.
• 37:59
  Yeah, around. It looks like it's closed.
• 38:02
  I thought Allison was interesting because they turn on
• 38:06
  the robots to and, and it's supposed to identify who's not
• 38:10
  supposed to be there and who is but it doesn't start just
• 38:12
  killing everyone. Yeah, yeah, well and here's the
• 38:15
  thing too. Is that this?
• 38:16
  Is the security company demonstrating how they could
• 38:19
  read the ID badge, but it seems like if you have an ID badge
• 38:22
  issued by this company, it doesn't matter if you actually
• 38:25
  work in the building, you're at because clearly this guy doesn't
• 38:28
  have Mall clearance. Like, he's like, okay, yeah,
• 38:32
  there's a picture and a barcode on it, but all it really needs.
• 38:35
  Probably is the barcode plus. Yeah, you're fucked.
• 38:37
  If you forgot your card, I give, yeah, that's it.
• 38:40
  Yeah, you're dead. Yeah, no, I'm so why put gun
• 38:44
  like why put like you know, kill power on?
• 38:47
  Robot I know, right? Yeah.
• 38:49
  Why do why do you need that? Feels like sausage almonds.
• 38:52
  Somebody's got like a heart condition or asthma.
• 38:55
  Like, if somebody tased me, I could actually really die.
• 38:58
  So I'll sue, yeah, they're gonna get sued.
• 39:00
  Yeah, let's let's turn this episode into just so.
• 39:03
  What, what's wrong with technology?
• 39:08
  Better way to design the robot? I really love during this
• 39:11
  demonstration. Paul Blanton and Mary woronov
• 39:15
  are playing a mirror A couple that owns a restaurant and
• 39:18
  they're like those kids in class that are making fun of the
• 39:21
  teachers all the time. I love the energy of them.
• 39:25
  I love how they're like that guy is dead, that man in the video
• 39:28
  that you showed is literally not alive anymore.
• 39:32
  Hey guys, this is reacting to yeah.
• 39:51
  Here's the thing too. Is that they're doing this as a
• 39:54
  demonstration but it seems like the security system has already
• 39:57
  been bought by Park Plaza, and it seems like they're not
• 40:01
  getting any real training on how the security system is going to
• 40:04
  work there. Like show your badge, the out by
• 40:06
  midnight before the steel doors close.
• 40:10
  There we go. They don't, they don't even show
• 40:13
  how you get out from the steel doors right there.
• 40:15
  Just like you just don't get killed by the robot but also the
• 40:17
  doors are locked Forever Until the morning.
• 40:20
  They don't show like yeah, use your map to get out because they
• 40:23
  could have just done gone to like the dead janitor guy and
• 40:26
  then grabbed his badge to leave. Yeah, there's got to be a way to
• 40:29
  get out right. Like what if you accidentally
• 40:30
  get locked in like you can just show your badge and it'll open
• 40:33
  it up to the like there should be like a little badge reader at
• 40:36
  the doors if they can put badge, reading in the killbot.
• 40:39
  It's fucking sucks. Like they're like if you stay
• 40:43
  there past midnight, you're gonna die.
• 40:45
  And, you know, they're all making minimum wage.
• 40:48
  Yeah, but you guys bought these robots for millions of dollars.
• 40:52
  It's gonna be cheap. Okay, so then we go to the
• 40:56
  opening credits with. I love the music.
• 40:59
  I like it's, yeah, it's so it's so I've had Allison's theme
• 41:03
  stuck in my head since last night.
• 41:07
  Yeah, this is all versions. Yeah, I like a good like like it
• 41:12
  was synthesizer keyboards. Just likes.
• 41:14
  Keep it simple. Yeah.
• 41:15
  It's for sure of the era that Allison has a theme.
• 41:18
  I didn't pay attention close enough to see if the music was
• 41:20
  changing. But I did notice one C and if
• 41:22
  you guys caught it where the music clips so hard, it Clips so
• 41:26
  hard. It's when they like get the guns
• 41:29
  and then they're about to shoot the robots because they're like
• 41:31
  ready? And so the girls are gone.
• 41:34
  Yeah, events, the music just cuts off.
• 41:36
  No transition that literally Clips.
• 41:38
  You can hear them. I think they cut to Joe Bob
• 41:43
  break. Oh yeah, I know.
• 41:52
  Allison's name is. The du du du du du normal team.
• 42:15
  I do love and these opening credits is just people enjoying
• 42:18
  their Mall time and it keeps cutting to this very stressed
• 42:22
  out lady with it. And then she finally makes it
• 42:27
  spills it all over the helmet. Okay, she drops the, she drops
• 42:33
  it on that, dude, and the whole table like Falls lips.
• 42:36
  Yeah. Okay, so we end up at a pizza
• 42:40
  restaurant. There is a regular there who
• 42:44
  eats so much food. Yeah, so much food.
• 42:48
  He goes there, every single minute.
• 42:50
  He's yes, more butter. Like, what is what?
• 42:55
  Butter it like it's garlic bread.
• 42:57
  Do you know? There was a guy in my high
• 43:01
  school and like one of our friends just randomly decided to
• 43:05
  start. A rumor is like Evan can eat an
• 43:07
  entire stick of butter just like shout out to Adam so Susie and
• 43:20
  Allison both work there. It's Barbara Crampton and Kelly,
• 43:23
  Moroni Kelly or Allison is new in town and Susie is her friend.
• 43:29
  And she's like, Hey come to this party at the furniture store
• 43:31
  tonight, we got a cool guy set you up with and she's like I'm
• 43:36
  not so sure about that and she's like just do it.
• 43:39
  It's the guy eating over there outside.
• 43:44
  We see there's some lightning and thunder going on very real,
• 43:47
  very believable. I think they borrowed the
• 43:50
  lightning from Child's Play. Yeah, that's good because I'm
• 43:53
  Bella. Lightning is before Child's
• 43:55
  Play. Just play borrowed it from.
• 43:56
  Oh oh okay. Okay.
• 43:59
  Also, like, I think it's interesting because it cuts to
• 44:01
  the room with the killbots who are these guys in lab coats.
• 44:05
  They are the people monitoring. The killbots very, very well
• 44:10
  text. Yeah.
• 44:11
  Why do you think to be in lab coat?
• 44:12
  I know, I mean, it gives you a very official look but like why
• 44:15
  they're also both just doing whatever.
• 44:17
  Like, even with the guy who brings out the the mag, you
• 44:20
  know, it's like I've never felt the urge at work to just start
• 44:23
  looking at. Yeah, I know, you know, we were
• 44:27
  watching it last night like you can't So you're off work to do
• 44:32
  that, you got a problem if that's the case.
• 44:34
  Well, in the weird part about it is that when the second guy
• 44:37
  comes in, it was implied that they were meant to be working
• 44:40
  together, because he was looking around for the other guy.
• 44:43
  Probably. Look at it together.
• 44:45
  Make a good point. People who did that?
• 45:00
  Never I've never done. Okay.
• 45:07
  Alright okay, we see three guys at the furniture store, their
• 45:17
  squabbling about the party in that store that night nerdy 40
• 45:20
  doesn't want to let his uncle down and also he's got to find
• 45:23
  the fuchsia. But Mike says fuck the fuchsia
• 45:27
  is Friday. Come true, come true, come true,
• 45:31
  come to, yes. Oh my God sighs, so ridiculous
• 45:34
  with a gum. Okay.
• 45:36
  So this common every single scene and it's very thoroughly
• 45:39
  confirmed, but that's a weird piece of trivia because duh
• 45:42
  obviously he's doing that. He reminded me so much of
• 45:46
  Freakazoid, if you all, remember that.
• 45:47
  Yeah. Oh my God.
• 45:49
  Oh my God. Smile.
• 45:50
  Super obnoxious hair? Yeah, I'm gonna say something
• 45:54
  probably gross. Oh, there's a scene where I
• 45:58
  believe he tries to Go down and she's like, I do not allow that.
• 46:04
  And if this dude is chewing gum constantly, I would also know.
• 46:14
  That's why she didn't want him. Do ya.
• 46:16
  He's always trying to blow bubbles anywhere down there.
• 46:27
  Well, you don't want that either.
• 46:28
  That's a yeast infection, wait. Um, Dad waiting to happen for
• 46:31
  sure the hair tools just gonna get in the gum Hubba Bubba.
• 46:38
  Yeah. Hair in your gum.
• 46:40
  Yeah. Although State ESO.
• 46:44
  No I guess that means more because they say 80s shit now So
• 46:56
  anyway, there's a couple working on a track and the guy is the
• 47:02
  helpless and woman gets out, and she immediately gets it taken
• 47:06
  care of. And apparently, that's their
• 47:08
  Dynamic. Yeah.
• 47:09
  She can fix it the first time. Every time.
• 47:11
  This is also kind of playing into the whole weird thing of
• 47:13
  like, what's the age range of these people here?
• 47:15
  Because they're married. And yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:20
  And you were mentioning like the other two are like, asking for
• 47:22
  permission to stay that all. Yeah, Allison and her.
• 47:26
  Allison and Susie are calling her parents to like lie about
• 47:30
  going to each other's houses. Yeah, so like how old are these?
• 47:33
  People are these people like really creepy and hanging out
• 47:35
  with high schoolers and like I would say it's probably down.
• 47:38
  Yeah. Or is it like small town?
• 47:41
  You get married super young and you're still the same.
• 47:43
  Yeah, every way true that they're arguing about going to
• 47:46
  this party because she says that they haven't had any fun since
• 47:50
  they spent the wedding money on the business.
• 47:53
  What business? Apparently it's tune-ups.
• 47:56
  Later, it was a say I got feel like, it's got to be like a
• 47:58
  mechanic shop, which I do like something that this movie does,
• 48:02
  which it reverses. A lot of the gender roles
• 48:04
  because she's the one that's clearly the mechanic and their
• 48:07
  relationship and it's the girls that come up with different
• 48:10
  plans to get the killbots and the guys are mostly like running
• 48:13
  away and climbing on furniture, guys.
• 48:15
  Do the guy things like let's go get guns motion.
• 48:17
  Yeah own success. Like the exaggerated way of
• 48:21
  presenting, I guess the two genders but then yeah, they do
• 48:24
  that swab. I didn't I didn't even think of
• 48:26
  that. That you didn't mean that kind
• 48:27
  of put it out with he had the idea to drive that thing into
• 48:33
  the killed by and killed come on.
• 48:36
  None of the girls hosting at two miles, an hour.
• 48:44
  So Allison's parents are like, very chill.
• 48:48
  They're like, yes, please get out of the house.
• 48:49
  Yeah. God, we are sick of you.
• 48:54
  So she's still nervous about A blind day and Susie's like no,
• 48:59
  he's got a great personality. That's not what you want to
• 49:03
  hear. No.
• 49:06
  So we see the other lab coat guy.
• 49:10
  Yeah. The other lab coat.
• 49:11
  Guy comes in the first lab coat guy, his body's gone.
• 49:14
  Yeah, what is it? Yeah.
• 49:17
  Yeah. They need to kill him for.
• 49:20
  This is what I mean about their. A, I being crazy because they
• 49:23
  are smart enough to know to hide a body.
• 49:26
  Yeah, and like even later like whenever Mikey I keep going to
• 49:29
  Mikey, not once a day, any of them call him.
• 49:32
  Mikey find Michael, like they, he's propped up against don't
• 49:35
  call on Michael either. You just Mike mostly they call
• 49:38
  them Brennan. She says, Michael because you
• 49:41
  did the Michael thing that you always do.
• 49:43
  Anytime somebody says Michael, yeah, did like to think about
• 49:48
  what it looked like when the robots use their little claw
• 49:51
  hands to try to carry people, maybe, you know, on the side the
• 49:56
  And say, you know what, they're going to also be out there at
• 49:58
  night, they may as well clean up.
• 50:00
  So they have a giant vacuum in the center of the wheels.
• 50:03
  You know, suck bodies into mmm and turn into, you know, biofuel
• 50:08
  this is just we don't see in the movie but it is Canon.
• 50:11
  It's I prefer to think that the killbots are already in Predator
• 50:17
  mode and they don't want to alert their prey, so they remove
• 50:21
  any signs of a previous. It is so like what happened is
• 50:25
  like, They like the lightning strikes, the building their,
• 50:28
  right and it hits the box that's on top of the building but like
• 50:32
  how does that translate to the robots being electricity?
• 50:37
  Yeah they're not anything. They had Wi-Fi before anyone
• 50:43
  else Wi-Fi an electrician again goes back to like why is there a
• 50:49
  kill option on those robots? Yeah, so anyway, this new
• 50:54
  security guard also dies. Mmm.
• 50:56
  So it's just God through the neck, right?
• 51:00
  And that man got paid $600, I can't believe you only took $600
• 51:03
  for that. I will say that I expected him
• 51:07
  to die like an alien. You know like I was waiting for
• 51:10
  his chest to get blown out. I got alarm never been fun.
• 51:13
  That would have been amazing instead of just like zaps as
• 51:16
  back as a gap. Now we cut back to the furniture
• 51:21
  store. The party is in full swing and
• 51:24
  they're dancing to Aiken, Barbara, Crampton, stance moves,
• 51:28
  by the way, are so wild. She is wearing a lace bodysuit.
• 51:35
  Those are the kind of dance moves that go with that Travis I
• 51:40
  can't answer. She's wearing lace with lace on
• 51:44
  top and then a vest over top lace and Lace on this.
• 51:47
  Yeah. No.
• 51:47
  Vest on lace on lace. When someone order you look at
• 51:51
  it in a place which is on Barbara.
• 51:58
  I'm Babs. She is the only one actually
• 52:02
  trying to dance though. Slater, they're all dancing in
• 52:04
  that furniture store. Where did ya right from?
• 52:07
  Yeah, she's the only one that's like actually going hard on the
• 52:09
  day of the rest of the couples are just making out hardcore.
• 52:11
  Well, that's how you know that she's going to be the flail, a
• 52:14
  sex tape which turns out to be true.
• 52:20
  So Ferdie is like, I need to catch up a bit but Katie guys, I
• 52:24
  haven't heard, I've got glasses. But that he's spitting this in
• 52:28
  his feces Allison. Hi, hi.
• 52:32
  I hate how many times I take his glasses off because they're like
• 52:36
  little go look at, go look at Allison and I take his glasses.
• 52:38
  I was like, I can't see he likes her without his glasses on.
• 52:44
  He put his glasses on, doesn't it?
• 52:45
  Guys, she doesn't look the same Allison's here, and this is also
• 52:51
  insane. Yes it is.
• 52:53
  That's just like how Carrie 80s. Okay, the killbots are out
• 53:01
  they've got their nice theme song playing there in battle
• 53:04
  mode. I like how they just rolled by
• 53:06
  the store and see them partying and like looks over there
• 53:08
  something keep going. Yeah.
• 53:10
  Okay. Like it's not midnight yet.
• 53:12
  We're gonna kill the party. Where's where's the janitor?
• 53:15
  Doing a thankless job and being made fun of by the other
• 53:18
  janitors? Exactly.
• 53:22
  So everybody's paired off and doing their thing, except for
• 53:25
  Alice, and I'm pretty, they're watching attack of the Crab
• 53:28
  Monsters and Allison's, the one that makes the move.
• 53:32
  Yeah, true. Nice shot.
• 53:35
  Now we get your to, to stick fillers.
• 53:39
  He's mopping up, we were guessing either vomit or food.
• 53:43
  It looks like vomit after you've had Pepto-Bismol and it didn't
• 53:48
  work. Yeah, he's very upset.
• 53:52
  And I don't blame him, I don't blame.
• 53:54
  You is clearly supposed to be off, work 45 minutes ago and you
• 53:58
  mentioned like the other two janitors are walking by giving
• 54:01
  him a shit and they're drinking beer.
• 54:02
  Yeah, they're like really good the way he's mopping.
• 54:09
  I thought like was really useless because it looks like
• 54:13
  he's mopping. The floor with spreading.
• 54:14
  And yeah, Yeah, the robot was really just trying to get rid of
• 54:25
  him because he's like, you have no papers here.
• 54:27
  You sure you work here. Oh my God, on a school trip.
• 54:30
  One time in high school, we stopped at Beaver Dam rest dog
• 54:36
  which had an Arby's on it and my friend knocked over his large
• 54:41
  drink and our band director just kind of like side and the kid
• 54:45
  behind the counter just kind of side and then went to get them
• 54:48
  off my kid. Honey comes out there and he's
• 54:51
  mopping it It and my friend gets up to go, throw away the rest of
• 54:54
  his food to think knocked over the place.
• 55:00
  Go get on the bus, okay?
• 55:12
  But yeah, he gets, he is fighting the robot, he's yelling
• 55:17
  at it. He's a, he's the grown-up
• 55:19
  version of cousin Ricky, you know, when he's yelling at Older
• 55:22
  kids, learn Adam. Yeah.
• 55:24
  Dick Miller is Ricky all grown up yelling at this robot and
• 55:27
  then he like kind of flips his badge at him, not long enough
• 55:32
  for this robots to read it and so the robot shoots the taser
• 55:35
  into the puddle. I think it's funny because it's
• 55:38
  like you said Eric before. It looks like it just missed
• 55:41
  like terribly. Yeah.
• 55:45
  They're just like, shocks on the do.
• 55:47
  Yeah. It definitely did that on
• 55:48
  purpose. It was an asshole from the
• 55:49
  start. Yeah.
• 55:53
  So Leslie says she needs some smokes and he's like, oh well,
• 55:56
  there's what it was like. Marble Rose or something camera.
• 56:00
  The rest of ya rijal lights. Yeah.
• 56:02
  She's like, I only smoke of Virgin lights is like, well, we
• 56:05
  don't have any. She goes, there's some in the
• 56:07
  machine down the hall. He's like, you expect me to go,
• 56:09
  get you some, she said, yeah, and it worked first.
• 56:14
  Yeah. But first peroneus pepperoni.
• 56:22
  Make it worth your while she wanted to make sure that he was
• 56:24
  agreeing to it first. Okay.
• 56:26
  She was keeping control of the situation.
• 56:27
  She was for sure, for sure what a time that you could just go
• 56:31
  buy cigarettes from like a vending machine.
• 56:33
  Yeah. Right.
• 56:33
  Such a snapshot in time because they're drinking beer in the
• 56:36
  mall to and I don't know if you could do that now.
• 56:38
  Right? No smoking in the in the mall.
• 56:40
  Definitely. No.
• 56:41
  Smoking. I don't know if employees have
• 56:43
  After parties, they probably do in the mall, so break rooms.
• 56:47
  Probably. Yeah.
• 56:49
  So I was getting my hair done yesterday and Travis.
• 56:51
  At me food because it is taking a while because I had to bleach
• 56:56
  and then color. And so you brought me food and
• 56:59
  when I was done, I threw it away.
• 57:01
  And there were two empty bottles of Miller Lite boy and I was
• 57:06
  like Liz, I don't want to judge anybody's life around here and
• 57:09
  she goes, oh yeah, that was one of our clients husband know.
• 57:12
  He was like waiting for her last.
• 57:17
  I just went out to his car, grabbed a couple Miller Lites
• 57:19
  and he's like trying to offer him to other people.
• 57:21
  That's how you You just keep white board and Millwrights in
• 57:25
  your car. In case had he run to the store
• 57:30
  where these hot like who drinks hot Miller Lite beer on the
• 57:35
  other end? I will I will say that how
• 57:37
  supportive of him to at least be like yeah I guess I'm gonna go
• 57:39
  hang out with my wife and, you know, drink a little bit while
• 57:42
  she chills in the because I have heard of people doing like when
• 57:50
  they get their nails done, the salon will give them like wine
• 57:53
  or beer but I haven't heard it for a hair salon where it says
• 57:56
  choose to I've seen it. Yeah.
• 57:58
  Yeah. I feel like that would be
• 58:00
  ill-advised because that would make you bleed, more?
• 58:02
  Yeah, I thought you can't be drunk to get a tattoo.
• 58:05
  Yeah, the blood-thinning. You can be a little drunk.
• 58:08
  Yeah. That a little bit, right?
• 58:14
  Okay. So Leslie goes to look for him
• 58:17
  because he hasn't shown up. What we saw was he showed his
• 58:23
  badge to the killbot and the killbot didn't did not care.
• 58:27
  Didn't care. Yeah.
• 58:29
  Fuck this guy in his gum. Yeah.
• 58:31
  Like you have no hair on your chest that's us.
• 58:37
  He's answering random payphones. Yeah.
• 58:39
  Okay. It's like the guys like he's
• 58:42
  just asking if he has messages like Does he actually know this
• 58:44
  guy was this? Also the same where the the
• 58:49
  robot comes out the from the doors without using his hands.
• 58:51
  Like it was just kind of open. I think so ugly.
• 58:54
  Yeah, yeah. Bring that up.
• 58:57
  Just because I was like how do they open doors?
• 58:58
  Like later. We see the Asic more to do it
• 59:00
  but in this scene, it's the doors.
• 59:02
  Fly open that one part where like they're trying to bust in
• 59:06
  egg. It takes it like an hour or two
• 59:08
  to like cuddle. Oh yeah.
• 59:10
  Because they like have a like they hang out there and they
• 59:13
  have a breather. Some of them are even sweeping.
• 59:15
  Yeah, so Leslie when she goes to look for him.
• 59:19
  She finds him and his foot is moving, his foot moves like
• 59:25
  three or four times and I was like, come on, what's his name?
• 59:30
  John John. Turner lensky be a little bit
• 59:34
  calm in the moment. She's also acting like she
• 59:38
  cannot find him when his legs are very nice looking out behind
• 59:42
  the vending machine. Let me ask this leg, if it knows
• 59:48
  where Mike. So, once she finds that he's
• 59:52
  dead, she freaks out and she goes running, and then this is
• 59:55
  where the killbots like catcha, and it rolls on after her.
• 59:59
  And then shoots a laser at her head and explodes.
• 1:00:03
  It's one of the best sick sporting Heritage ever.
• 1:00:05
  Yeah, I love it. You know what?
• 1:00:07
  It makes me think of what Threat Level Midnight, Toby's heads.
• 1:00:16
  I wish they got like that many different angles.
• 1:00:28
  It also just got nowhere over it blasts right in front of the
• 1:00:31
  mall window, right? Yeah.
• 1:00:33
  All her friends can say is it's free and there's like a little
• 1:00:36
  bit of blood. It's like somebody took like a
• 1:00:38
  syrup bottle and just drizzled it.
• 1:00:40
  It was a very efficient explosion, it was more of an
• 1:00:43
  evaporation than anything. Yeah, true.
• 1:00:45
  Yeah. Like what is called?
• 1:00:48
  Osmos a autoerotic combustion know.
• 1:00:52
  The word, erotic side of called, heads are exploding spontaneous
• 1:01:12
  combustion. Yeah, that what you might have
• 1:01:16
  been thinking of like, autonomous and spontaneous and
• 1:01:19
  not the tube. So the other two protectors come
• 1:01:27
  online and they say they're gonna go assist, they need to
• 1:01:30
  detain The Intruders and that's when they enter the store and
• 1:01:34
  they start shooting lasers at everyone and Furnitures
• 1:01:37
  exploding. These lasers are very powerful.
• 1:01:41
  Yeah. Well they're the pink lasers.
• 1:01:44
  It's true. Once you want to look out for
• 1:01:47
  well, they were hoping I'd like stun one or two of them, you
• 1:01:49
  know there's some gray. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:01:52
  I didn't know if there was like anything else other than blue,
• 1:01:55
  Jesse doesn't know. She Jesse can't see green?
• 1:01:58
  She's like, green brown color border.
• 1:02:02
  She can see green or what? She thinks is green.
• 1:02:05
  Okay? Get it's a guessing game.
• 1:02:10
  Yeah, pretty much. So, this is when the door is
• 1:02:14
  locked by because I got to know. So, the chase into the back room
• 1:02:16
  and then now, the doors lock at 12.
• 1:02:18
  Yeah. And so we see We they hear the
• 1:02:21
  steel doors closing throughout they try to make a phone call.
• 1:02:24
  Now the phones are dead. Okay, okay.
• 1:02:27
  My tracks together, they're like cool.
• 1:02:31
  Let's take the air duct to the parking lot.
• 1:02:34
  Not the worst plan. Hmm.
• 1:02:38
  The girls managed to our get in the deck, by that point, the
• 1:02:41
  killbots have blown a hole in the door.
• 1:02:45
  And the boys managed to run around them, which makes me feel
• 1:02:48
  like the killbots were not very well prepared.
• 1:02:50
  Like they were excited to blow the door open and they didn't
• 1:02:54
  have a plan for after that. Yeah, again though, they have
• 1:02:58
  C4. Why do you need it to blow up
• 1:03:03
  door? It's weird.
• 1:03:07
  So the girls start climbing through the ducts and they're
• 1:03:09
  like so much for air conditioning and they're like,
• 1:03:12
  well they turned on the heat because they know we're up here,
• 1:03:15
  which feels like we don't see the I love the thought that the
• 1:03:19
  killbots are controlling the security system in the hall, but
• 1:03:22
  we don't see any evidence of that.
• 1:03:25
  No, no, I think this was the writer is trying to be like,
• 1:03:28
  crap. We need a reason for why?
• 1:03:30
  They don't make it. Yeah, let's just say they turned
• 1:03:33
  on the heat. Yeah, it would have been
• 1:03:35
  different to fly. Like, you know, going back to
• 1:03:37
  the computer scene, where the pots are in that room, that
• 1:03:39
  like, the control center was really, like, the Mastermind
• 1:03:41
  behind the security system, and the Bots were just getting.
• 1:03:45
  So, like the computer would have made sense if it was like, yeah,
• 1:03:47
  it's been hacked and it's like Ai and that's why everything's
• 1:03:50
  kind of Shifting around. It's got, you know, we don't
• 1:03:52
  even get like camera view. We're like, we're robots, are
• 1:03:55
  looking at the cams to see where they're running, or even to go
• 1:03:58
  back to your comparison, to the 2019.
• 1:04:00
  Child's Play remake, like the killbots can hack into the
• 1:04:04
  system that way. Like they're they're connected
• 1:04:06
  and they And through watch all it that way.
• 1:04:10
  They are the original Bluetooth that's why it is exactly.
• 1:04:14
  So the girls start freaking out because it's hot.
• 1:04:18
  Susie is worried about Greg. She's like, Greg needs me.
• 1:04:22
  Greg is not at all concerned about Leslie.
• 1:04:25
  No, I'm just like she died for this man who liked was probably
• 1:04:29
  going to break up with her next week.
• 1:04:32
  The boys are like, let's go to the sporting store and Freddy
• 1:04:35
  was like guys are really Don't play basketball right now.
• 1:04:41
  It's interesting that they have so many guns in the store.
• 1:04:43
  Yeah, I'm all this know how to use them.
• 1:04:46
  Yes, it's like fucking shotguns and M16s like this is military
• 1:04:50
  grade shit here. Well, we get the Montage of
• 1:04:53
  them, loading them and like he knows exactly what to do.
• 1:04:56
  Yeah. You know, especially even
• 1:04:57
  ferdy's gotta fucking Revolver. They didn't have to break any
• 1:05:02
  counters or anything. All the shit's just out in the
• 1:05:04
  open. Yeah, you just you just test
• 1:05:06
  that stuff at the store there if you wanted to.
• 1:05:08
  Yeah, I did not realize this movie took In the South.
• 1:05:13
  It could have been Indiana. Indiana like that.
• 1:05:17
  Yeah, I think if you go into a Walmart, Walmart, Walmart,
• 1:05:20
  Indiana. They're pretty much out in the
• 1:05:22
  open like this. Yeah, they are is right there.
• 1:05:24
  Ready to grow. We could go to Walmart right
• 1:05:26
  down the road right now and let me now get our.
• 1:05:29
  Our mall has like probably this to never once been to ours, put
• 1:05:35
  any of the sporting good stores in the mall there, they also
• 1:05:39
  have putt-putt golf. Yeah, you can touch.
• 1:05:44
  You can test like the little golf clubs.
• 1:05:46
  I thought you meant like the indoor like mini golf courses
• 1:05:50
  where they do the backlight golf.
• 1:05:52
  You can make it if you want to in all seriousness though.
• 1:05:57
  Like a gun store in a mall, doesn't really sound like the
• 1:05:58
  best idea. I'm sure they are.
• 1:06:01
  Well that's so saying like just the thought of putting one in
• 1:06:03
  there and 2023. That's a terrifying thought.
• 1:06:08
  Yeah, another one that I thought was funny.
• 1:06:10
  Is when, you know, because 30 is the only one who doesn't get a
• 1:06:13
  giant gun, they give him a little revolver and then the gas
• 1:06:16
  tank and I think it's, I can remember who it was, but they
• 1:06:19
  turned to look at him and he's there, like, you know, how to
• 1:06:20
  use that thing and he that's joke baby.
• 1:06:23
  I was like, yeah, he pulls up the gas tank.
• 1:06:24
  Is like I know how to use this. I don't know about this other
• 1:06:26
  thing though. Well, and they end up making it
• 1:06:32
  work because the killbot comes at them and they're shooting at
• 1:06:34
  it, and then they're like, you know, what better idea they
• 1:06:37
  throw the tank at it, shoot the tank cause an explosion.
• 1:06:40
  How does this? Not kill the killbot, it just
• 1:06:42
  knocks it over. It tips.
• 1:06:43
  The don't ya. It's all it does, it wasn't a
• 1:06:45
  pink explosion, they're made out of like adamantium or something.
• 1:06:50
  Because all the time either by this point, the girls have
• 1:06:55
  completely turned around and crawled out of the air.
• 1:06:58
  Ducts that way. Susie can go protect Greg.
• 1:07:01
  They go to the paint store which also has flare guns.
• 1:07:07
  Oh, wherever they're like, observing the robot, though.
• 1:07:10
  After It like exploded. Like the guys are standing over
• 1:07:13
  and what if it's like? What's that in the other guys?
• 1:07:15
  Like robot blood but what was it really?
• 1:07:20
  Yeah, they ended up creating like Kind of Molotov cocktails
• 1:07:31
  but they're just keep them straight up in the gas canisters
• 1:07:34
  and the paint thinner canisters whatever and they throw them at
• 1:07:38
  the killbots the girls do because they're going to pretend
• 1:07:41
  protect the boys the killbots still aren't stopping and in
• 1:07:45
  fact killbot to shoot Susie in the leg and sensor on fire and
• 1:07:52
  everybody stares nobody there like we got a helper on nobody's
• 1:07:57
  just doing anything. I'm buddy.
• 1:08:00
  Yeah, I think they start jumping in front to shoot out the
• 1:08:05
  killbot. Susie could still very much be
• 1:08:08
  alive. I know.
• 1:08:10
  Yeah, but of just put her out of her misery or something - yeah.
• 1:08:14
  It's on fire when they walked away.
• 1:08:17
  They look, it's too late to help her now.
• 1:08:18
  Yeah. I still think the kielbasa ran
• 1:08:22
  her over. I think right before this scene
• 1:08:26
  though, Allison picks up. Are yes.
• 1:08:30
  Steps in her bra. Yeah.
• 1:08:31
  And I brought that would not stay in your bra entire life
• 1:08:34
  away that she's running around. Yeah.
• 1:08:37
  It would definitely like wiggle down fall out through the bottom
• 1:08:40
  of your shirt. Absolutely.
• 1:08:44
  And at the way she seems to like forget about it and then.
• 1:08:47
  Yeah, and very conveniently. Remember, you don't forget that
• 1:08:51
  you've got something like that. No, could have used it right
• 1:08:54
  there to save the Travis. It's got to be safe for the
• 1:08:58
  finale. Lie like a foot and a half stick
• 1:09:02
  to yeah sure whole torso. Yeah.
• 1:09:07
  So the remaining group members go running Rick sets some tanks
• 1:09:14
  on top of the elevators and they bait one of the killbots into
• 1:09:19
  the elevator. This is also when like when
• 1:09:21
  they're getting a set up to is like they're trying to like do
• 1:09:24
  that weird thing. Like all right.
• 1:09:26
  So what do I owe you for the beer is?
• 1:09:28
  Don't worry. About it.
• 1:09:29
  Just get me a six-pack. Yes, he like chance.
• 1:09:32
  Just do. We worry about it or not?
• 1:09:34
  They don't know. I just want to make it out of
• 1:09:36
  here. Give me a six-pack.
• 1:09:39
  Yeah. So many hon.
• 1:09:40
  Quotable quotable lines. I do like because this is also
• 1:09:45
  when the little kill the little killbot look cute little cold
• 1:09:48
  out Phil but yeah. Any time that they have to use
• 1:09:52
  technology, the little robots. They the one that uses the
• 1:09:55
  escalators, like, you know, booking it to catch them and
• 1:09:58
  then you get something Escalator.
• 1:09:59
  He's just waiting to get to the top and then he uses one shot
• 1:10:02
  again. I think it just liked running
• 1:10:04
  like going up and down the escalator.
• 1:10:08
  Yeah, that one didn't really want to kill people is just
• 1:10:09
  falling disorders. Just having fun.
• 1:10:11
  Is that the what was the personality except for that one?
• 1:10:14
  That's number two. Then yeah.
• 1:10:18
  So he Rick has this really cool jump from the top of the
• 1:10:22
  elevator over to the walkway and they blow up the elevator And it
• 1:10:27
  seems to have actually killed this killbot.
• 1:10:29
  Yeah. So they're hiding at a store,
• 1:10:34
  Linda is doing some math. She said, they assume it's an
• 1:10:40
  approximately two million dollars worth of damage so far.
• 1:10:43
  It'll take about 80 years to pay them back and Travis.
• 1:10:47
  And I immediately said, oh, why would you be paying this back?
• 1:10:51
  Most of the damage is from the killbots.
• 1:10:53
  Hey, you're gonna probably Sue and get I would definitely Sue.
• 1:10:58
  Also what a teenage thing to do when you're like running for
• 1:11:01
  your life but also like damn, my parents would be pissed and see
• 1:11:03
  how this money Linda's. The married one that might be
• 1:11:07
  like the creep hanging out with the high schooler's highest.
• 1:11:10
  Yeah. My husband's gonna be mad at me
• 1:11:13
  when I get out, starts blaming the other girls for climbing out
• 1:11:23
  of the air duct. Why did you guys leave?
• 1:11:25
  And she was like, she wanted to Protect you and he goes dumb.
• 1:11:29
  Yeah, they secretly hated her though.
• 1:11:33
  Because, I mean, they didn't help her.
• 1:11:34
  Like, he doesn't even know what went down there.
• 1:11:37
  He didn't see that part. Yeah, she loved him way more
• 1:11:41
  than he loved her. Yeah, So break up this way, he
• 1:11:46
  called her pepperoni, but those are safe word.
• 1:11:54
  So their new planets are going to go down and shut down the
• 1:11:57
  master computer except killbots one, and three.
• 1:12:01
  Come in saying that they're going to detain The Intruders.
• 1:12:06
  Now, the group has gotten to a store on Level 3 and hidden
• 1:12:11
  behind a steel door. And this is where the killbots
• 1:12:13
  take. A million years to cut down the
• 1:12:16
  door. Hey, awesome killed.
• 1:12:18
  Greg in the process because he go like yeah, off of the.
• 1:12:22
  Yeah. But yeah it takes them like I'm
• 1:12:26
  I honestly think like a couple of hours to burn down.
• 1:12:30
  Yeah. Nothing there.
• 1:12:30
  I put the way they must have used up all of their c4l ready.
• 1:12:33
  Yeah. They only had that one.
• 1:12:35
  Yeah, I wonder what they're running on running off of like,
• 1:12:39
  is it gasps? Because the motor sounds when
• 1:12:41
  they're running, makes me think they are running off of gas.
• 1:12:43
  So they have to like Run out of power eventually, right?
• 1:12:46
  I live in. So, yeah, I would love to see
• 1:12:48
  them with just, like, comically long extension cords.
• 1:12:54
  They decide that they're gonna give the killbots some target
• 1:12:57
  practice and ends up short-circuiting.
• 1:13:00
  Hits Linda. So Rick runs in on his little
• 1:13:03
  machine really. Actually, she hits a mirror and
• 1:13:07
  it backfires and hits it starts going haywire and he's like,
• 1:13:10
  this is my chance. I've been wanting to do this for
• 1:13:12
  a really long time. I've they wanting to drive this
• 1:13:15
  thing. It's on in Just 2 miles per
• 1:13:18
  hour. Boom, yeah.
• 1:13:20
  Right into it. It dies, he dies don't know what
• 1:13:24
  the fuck happened. So now we're just down to just
• 1:13:28
  Verde and Allison. They split up a killbot Corners
• 1:13:32
  Allison. So, 40 runs back to her shoots
• 1:13:37
  at. It causes a laser malfunction
• 1:13:40
  and now the killbot is chasing him.
• 1:13:45
  And they're like fighting a little bit back and forth and
• 1:13:47
  then the killed by just throws a fire extinguisher.
• 1:13:50
  Yeah, it's a size. That's enough to kill him.
• 1:13:54
  He's like this guy. Yeah, he sure is nerd.
• 1:13:59
  Another person. I feel like the kabocha ran
• 1:14:01
  over. That one, definitely, yes.
• 1:14:05
  Is around his head over more head trauma.
• 1:14:08
  I don't understand why they split up in the first place.
• 1:14:12
  I don't either like she she suggested it.
• 1:14:14
  At the beginning and they all told her she was stupid for
• 1:14:16
  suggesting it. And then now that it's just her
• 1:14:19
  and Ferdie ferdy's not going to have a backbone, say, no.
• 1:14:22
  So, absolutely, yeah. It's too hard.
• 1:14:24
  Yeah. Allison runs to a pet shop.
• 1:14:29
  This is Rogers, little pet, but a little shop with pets.
• 1:14:32
  Why are the puppies left in there alone overnight?
• 1:14:36
  They're all tiny little puppies. I'm not good.
• 1:14:40
  I'm distraught. Yeah, that's bad.
• 1:14:42
  Not good for anyone because then the person that comes in in the
• 1:14:44
  morning, Learning is going to have a horrible time clean.
• 1:14:46
  It's gonna smell awful and there's a spiders all over the
• 1:14:49
  place and snakes its walls. Its don't forget scorpion.
• 1:14:54
  Yes, a couple things though, the animals like immediately, go to
• 1:14:57
  her which I don't know what have happened because I think like a
• 1:15:00
  snake would probably be like I'm out of here and then the
• 1:15:02
  Tarantulas like maybe but there's a story I think the
• 1:15:06
  trenchless were afraid. They were going to get squished
• 1:15:08
  by the robot and human person pretty There's a mall with us
• 1:15:16
  over by us, that has like a dog store, but I've always wanted
• 1:15:21
  the same thing. Like what does it do with the
• 1:15:22
  dogs at night? I hope it's like shelters where
• 1:15:26
  they have someone coming in the evening.
• 1:15:28
  Yeah, hmm. I would think so.
• 1:15:31
  I would hope so, I would hope. So, it's sad to think about
• 1:15:35
  those puppies are gonna be reactive when they're older.
• 1:15:37
  They're actually the puppies from trapped trapped trapped was
• 1:15:42
  the one with the killer dogs in a mall, wasn't it?
• 1:15:44
  Or is that Ugh. Oh, I don't know which one it
• 1:15:48
  was. That's got to be traps.
• 1:15:50
  That guy wasn't about robots, right?
• 1:15:52
  Oh yeah. You're right then.
• 1:15:54
  Okay. At least, this isn't the one I
• 1:15:56
  proposed up though. Yeah.
• 1:15:58
  If so, she, she jumps down to the first floor she lands on
• 1:16:03
  like a boo thing. I don't think that would work in
• 1:16:05
  real life, but it's maybe a logic.
• 1:16:07
  So, it's fine. She crawls out a little bit.
• 1:16:11
  She pulls the flare out busting to the paint store.
• 1:16:14
  This is when the music goes wild.
• 1:16:16
  Yeah. Like yeah, I like this.
• 1:16:19
  We've got Allison's theme but it's like done in the same style
• 1:16:22
  as the robot theme. Now like they changed the
• 1:16:24
  synthesizer setting. It went from harpsichord back to
• 1:16:30
  drum so she spills a bunch of paint on the floor and a bunch
• 1:16:36
  of paint thinner. Seems counterintuitive.
• 1:16:39
  That's fine. Yeah, when the killbot comes in
• 1:16:44
  it like It's like it. Hit the banana peel.
• 1:16:53
  The boat's like spinning wildly with it.
• 1:16:54
  Yeah, okay. I thought that was so hilarious
• 1:16:57
  and she gets her, like, big Action Hero moment.
• 1:17:01
  She said, hey, have a nice day and she throws the flare and she
• 1:17:07
  walks away from the explosion. And then first, I got toilet
• 1:17:11
  paper. I actually shit myself.
• 1:17:18
  And they hug it out bitch. Yep, it just makes me think of
• 1:17:25
  the talk, where it's like, shut up, shut up.
• 1:17:28
  Shut the fuck up. I'm so fucking scared right now.
• 1:17:33
  Oh man, after talking about it, do you want to change your score
• 1:17:37
  any? Fuck.
• 1:17:39
  I'm bumping it up to a nine. Okay, I'll keep in mind at 9:00.
• 1:17:44
  I think I'm going to eat on it. I've got to stay at an eight.
• 1:17:47
  Okay, okay, okay, so 8.5. Yes.
• 1:17:50
  All right, that's better. That's appropriate.
• 1:17:55
  Talia was she was very sleepy last night.
• 1:17:58
  It had been a very long stressful day, but she was
• 1:18:01
  having very active dreams during all this.
• 1:18:05
  So I think Talia was also going to give it an eight.
• 1:18:10
  She's one of the few people that actually found this movie scary.
• 1:18:12
  Yeah, she's like, She doesn't trust robots.
• 1:18:15
  You know how she feels about our Roomba?
• 1:18:17
  That's what this could be. Have you ever seen the love
• 1:18:23
  death robots on Netflix. No, now there's an episode with
• 1:18:27
  a cleaning bar that has a kill switch for some reason and
• 1:18:31
  starts like killing everything in sight, and there's like a,
• 1:18:33
  dog in a lady. So, you know, keep that away
• 1:18:36
  from Talia. Keep that away from me, Zoe.
• 1:18:44
  She, she was very into like, the brakes.
• 1:18:47
  So, like, at the first break, she's like, okay, I'm going to
• 1:18:48
  come hang out on the couch so I can break.
• 1:18:50
  She went to the dog bed, like she's back and forth but she did
• 1:18:52
  watch the whole movie with us. Lots of explosions.
• 1:18:55
  It's was always bigger than who did everybody relate to, hmm.
• 1:19:04
  I I relate to Greg because I also like pepperoni.
• 1:19:10
  I can't tell if which one I wish you guys could have seen the
• 1:19:16
  look. He had in his eyes as he said.
• 1:19:21
  I could see it in my head I could feel it.
• 1:19:23
  I something like true with the gum in your throat.
• 1:19:29
  Yeah. Or are, who was it?
• 1:19:33
  Who said The autoerotic hesitantly.
• 1:19:35
  Yeah yeah I relate to that because whenever I get turned on
• 1:19:41
  brownie whatever I get pepperoni.
• 1:19:44
  Yeah let's see. I think I probably I probably
• 1:19:52
  relate to lets her face. What was her name?
• 1:19:58
  The one that's worried about the cost of all the damages?
• 1:20:01
  I don't think I would be worried about.
• 1:20:04
  I wouldn't be worried about paying it back, but I would be
• 1:20:06
  sitting there trying to calculate the cost of yeah, I
• 1:20:09
  could see to distract myself. I'd be like let's do the math on
• 1:20:12
  this. What is her fucking name?
• 1:20:17
  I think it's Linda. It is Linda.
• 1:20:18
  Okay, okay. I Relate to the snobby, couple
• 1:20:24
  making fun of the training video.
• 1:20:26
  That's a good one too. Yeah, I really ought to kill
• 1:20:30
  about to because I would probably also dine elevator, not
• 1:20:38
  really, actually succeeding at killing.
• 1:20:40
  Anyone? Just kind of slipping on things.
• 1:20:43
  This imagining having fun. Get on an elevator, you get
• 1:20:45
  excited, like your body. And then you get off just sad,
• 1:20:57
  okay? Dreams sequel.
• 1:20:59
  What is chopping Bob's? You look like?
• 1:21:05
  Let's do what's called killbots and have like a bunch of like
• 1:21:08
  people chopping people up. You know what I want?
• 1:21:10
  I wanted to be called kilobots and I went all of the
• 1:21:12
  suggestions Eric made earlier. Yes, you got people on fire and
• 1:21:19
  getting ran over. You got autoerotic getting run
• 1:21:23
  over. They made the Big Daddy's like
• 1:21:43
  big sisters and so they made like the big daddy sexy
• 1:21:45
  basically. Oh yeah.
• 1:21:46
  So we're going to have you know, the robots are going to be like
• 1:21:49
  sexy robots with. They're still going to have the
• 1:21:51
  same abilities except this time they're going to have chainsaws
• 1:21:54
  so they could actually fill out to their shopping.
• 1:21:57
  That was kind of like what Joe Bob was talking about on the
• 1:22:00
  thing where he leads off talking about like the sex robots.
• 1:22:04
  Like what if it's the sex robots that Bad this time.
• 1:22:07
  Oh, Henry. And interesting.
• 1:22:11
  They bring pepperoni into the man.
• 1:22:12
  Yeah. I'm not a, I don't feel like
• 1:22:17
  I've thought this far ahead on writings, but I would definitely
• 1:22:20
  like to see Allison's character come back.
• 1:22:23
  Yeah, duh. Yeah, she would totally be down
• 1:22:26
  for that too. I guarantee you and do it now
• 1:22:29
  like the like they've done with every other movie where she's
• 1:22:30
  just a gold. Oh yeah malls, are dying out
• 1:22:33
  now. Oh my God.
• 1:22:37
  And there's Wi-Fi and she's actually like a you know, what's
• 1:22:43
  called a coating and DeNiro. Fuck yeah.
• 1:22:46
  I'm here engineer. Maybe we have.
• 1:22:49
  Maybe we have some kind of like anti-capitalist message and
• 1:22:52
  instead of like supporting a big like corporate mall.
• 1:22:55
  It's like a local shop. Type place looking local market.
• 1:22:59
  Local sex store. Yeah.
• 1:23:02
  Your friendly neighborhood story.
• 1:23:04
  Yeah. And then the robots are
• 1:23:06
  manufacturing like her friends. So her friends come back as
• 1:23:09
  robots. That'd be interesting.
• 1:23:12
  I want to before you do the review, we got to do the tag on
• 1:23:16
  what was the tagline that thing that you said before, that would
• 1:23:18
  have made a good tagline. Oh I got it.
• 1:23:22
  I don't know something about them all Just remember I'll be
• 1:23:27
  back in a minute. Yeah.
• 1:23:28
  When you're editing. Yeah.
• 1:23:30
  That was just a copy it and then put this audio right here.
• 1:23:36
  Yeah. Okay.
• 1:23:37
  How much did Park Plaza? Pay for the security system?
• 1:23:41
  Yeah, good tagline. Everybody gonna be okay.
• 1:23:47
  So I know mine in Travis's feelings on it and I took a
• 1:23:52
  swing that you guys would be generally positive about this.
• 1:23:54
  Movie as well. So I wanted to see what people,
• 1:23:57
  who didn't like the movie, why they didn't like it.
• 1:24:02
  I was kind of disheartened by some of the reviews because, you
• 1:24:06
  know, just like misogyny and whatnot was a big part of a big
• 1:24:10
  part of it, but I did try to find one that was like, talking
• 1:24:13
  more about like the logistics of things.
• 1:24:16
  Once you accept that the setup, and the apparent fact that
• 1:24:19
  there's no exit that can be opened, only from the inside,
• 1:24:22
  would it surprise you if I admit?
• 1:24:23
  I never could what you End up with is a cheap movie filled
• 1:24:26
  with unlikely details, including a mall gun shop in which they
• 1:24:29
  don't lock up the ammunition and a paint store.
• 1:24:31
  Where they also stock emergency flares, that is well shot and
• 1:24:35
  very well acted. The real tragedy of the post
• 1:24:39
  Studio era is that show business is full of people with all the
• 1:24:42
  technical skills to make good movies, actors directors,
• 1:24:45
  cameramen editors and more. What at mrs.
• 1:24:47
  Particularly in the cheaper Productions is riders with a
• 1:24:50
  sense of story. Logic, the essential logical
• 1:24:53
  flaws in this story though. Over powered robots and the
• 1:24:55
  actors inability to leave them all.
• 1:24:57
  Could have been dealt with via one line of dialogue.
• 1:25:00
  In a brief scene, showing them trying to leave and feeling
• 1:25:02
  perhaps existed in the script at some point, the Final Cut.
• 1:25:06
  However, thought it more important to show things, like
• 1:25:08
  the young women crawling through the roomy spotless.
• 1:25:10
  Well, a tear ducts, no one thought it necessary because it
• 1:25:13
  seems people who look at movies. Like this are all idiots.
• 1:25:17
  Perhaps if they didn't produce them like this, they would have
• 1:25:20
  larger audiences. That's kind of, it's a little
• 1:25:24
  safer at all. But like Eminem on see if they
• 1:25:27
  can survive. Just a regular Mall do get ran
• 1:25:31
  over I get lost in the mall sometimes and it's not even like
• 1:25:37
  locked up you know what I mean? Like where do I leave?
• 1:25:39
  How do I get out? I understand though, why people
• 1:25:42
  want to feel the stakes of the situation?
• 1:25:46
  They need to see these kids try to leave and not be able to
• 1:25:50
  leave. So I would they actually truly
• 1:25:52
  feel that they're stuck. Instead of just hearing them,
• 1:25:53
  say out the door, Is our shot somewhere and we definitely
• 1:25:56
  won't be able to get through them like I guess.
• 1:25:59
  So show don't tell thing can be more important for some people
• 1:26:02
  but yeah I was fine with the final product of it.
• 1:26:06
  Yeah, that was in the pond the other side of it you know like
• 1:26:08
  you end up on the side where you just add too many granular
• 1:26:11
  details that then make the movie, wait longer.
• 1:26:13
  And then it's like, well what do I need to show them doing all
• 1:26:15
  these little mundane things? For I've also heard a lot of
• 1:26:18
  reviews where people are like, we're not dumb audiences.
• 1:26:21
  Why are you over explaining things elevated?
• 1:26:23
  Yeah, This movie is exactly perfect at 77 minutes.
• 1:26:29
  It's got the exact right amount of details.
• 1:26:32
  Yeah, it's exactly what it needs to be.
• 1:26:33
  Yeah. The story was written in 24
• 1:26:35
  hours. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:26:38
  All right. Travis?
• 1:26:40
  What did listeners have to say about this movie?
• 1:26:44
  We got quite a bit so we'll start off with Michael Lee,
• 1:26:49
  Howard. He says, what an experience that
• 1:26:53
  was. I waited many years, Ears to
• 1:26:55
  watch this movie. What a perfect amount of 80s,
• 1:26:57
  Ridiculousness combined with robot sex and horror.
• 1:27:00
  This is perfect 80s. Cheese were I think this is a
• 1:27:02
  must see for any person claiming to be a whore.
• 1:27:04
  Fanatic, 8 often yeah. Good job man.
• 1:27:10
  Next up, we have Tiffany Jin. 1987 she says, the music is
• 1:27:14
  everything. Yes, she could to get the sheet
• 1:27:22
  and Feldman says, this is why I don't shop at malls.
• 1:27:24
  This is why I don't shop in Mars, robot Emoji but Emoji.
• 1:27:32
  But Emoji board Emoji. Porter, most important.
• 1:27:36
  Laughing crying Emoji, human flutter, robot blood.
• 1:27:42
  Um it's like a little bit of both.
• 1:27:44
  Okay. I like to think that in that
• 1:27:46
  Cannon, there's actually a mall out there that has these Bots
• 1:27:48
  still out and about, I wish. Okay, orphan 1992 says, classic
• 1:27:55
  80s film, definitely a fun one. Okay attack of the 20th century
• 1:27:59
  says I guilty pleasure for sure. This shouldn't be a guilty
• 1:28:01
  pleasure. You need to embrace this.
• 1:28:03
  Yeah, it's all you don't feel guilt.
• 1:28:06
  Just enjoy it. Yeah.
• 1:28:09
  Partly them's JW Crump OTW Sizzle of this totally camp in
• 1:28:13
  the best possible way. Yes.
• 1:28:16
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  Quirky soundtrack. And the Nostalgia for a time
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  when most Thrive, and you actually had to go interact with
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  people in public for stuff. Okay, but now read it again in a
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  I love how that's love this movie is getting right?
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  Yeah, I am too. It's nice to see.
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  A lot of people like it. The whole thing with, like the
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  thriving like they were in this, when I lived in Clarksville the
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  mall, had a merry-go-round inside of it, that sounds
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  awesome. I was obsessed with it.
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  My greatest memory of malls is as a kid.
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  We used to go trick or treating because of the stores would give
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  candy. Yeah.
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  long game. Ash 1976 says, it's a fun movie.
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  I love shopping mall. It's one of my favorite.
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  Cheesy 80s, horror films and surprising really well.
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  Done and entertaining. And the final one movies for
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  forwards. And unimpeachable classic have a
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  nice day. I'm sure this is.
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  And I think that's what it, you know.
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  Sometimes that's what you want in a movie.
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  You just want it to be fun. Yeah.
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  You don't have to think about the see ya at all.
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  Yeah. It's not a high-stakes movie.
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  You put it on, you. Enjoy it for an hour and 17
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  minutes. I got to do.
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  Yes. Okay.
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  So I think that's it then for the episode, right?
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  Yeah. Okay, cool.
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  next week is going to be screaming. 33mm, if you will
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