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Hour 3 - Mattingly Mirage · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Is this Don Mattingly's turnaround in Philly? Is it legit
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  Speaker 1: Finway Pac where Kyle schwarberd did it again. It is
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  Speaker 1: Major League leading eighteenth shore bomb. As the Red Sox
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  Speaker 1: and Phillies were in a scoreless game, a two run
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  Speaker 1: shot broke that too. That scoreless game up in the
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  Speaker 1: eighth inning and the Phillies defeat the Red Sox three
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  Speaker 1: to one. In front of a partial sellout at Finway.
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  Speaker 1: Looked like there were a lot of empty seats there,
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  Speaker 1: although I was just in Boston the other day to
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  Speaker 1: go back after leaving New York and there were tons
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  Speaker 1: of Philly fans like they were overwhelming the town there. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Philly has turned things around. That's the story, and we'll
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  Speaker 1: start with that. So if you have not been following,
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  Speaker 1: perhaps night the Phillies whacked a Canadian lad Rob Thompson
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  Speaker 1: at nine and nineteen. They had a three to twenty
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  Speaker 1: one winning percentage after twenty eight games. The Phillies Dave
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  Speaker 1: Dombrowski said, that's it, that's all. I can't handle it anymore.
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  Speaker 1: And they were down and now they're back up. The
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  Speaker 1: Phillies are twelve and four. That's a seven fifty winning
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  Speaker 1: percentage since the managerial change to Donnie Baseball, the old
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  Speaker 1: Dodger manager and Yankee legend.
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  Speaker 2: And they can get to five hundred. The Phillies.
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  Speaker 1: They play a Pirate team, which is not a bad
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  Speaker 1: team this year. I always just expect the Pirates to suck.
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  Speaker 1: They don't this season, however, that is in Pittsburgh. If
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  Speaker 1: the Phillies continue to play well, can sweep that series.
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  Speaker 1: They'll be over five hundred. So the Phillies are playing better.
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  Speaker 1: The picture has cleared up a bit. They're right there
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  Speaker 1: in the National League East thanks to the Terrible Mets
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  Speaker 1: and the Marlins and the Nationals and all that. So
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  Speaker 1: that is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss
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  Speaker 1: the question. Is this Don Mattingly turnaround in Philly legit
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  Speaker 1: or just a mirage. So I've got my pillow, pit
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  Speaker 1: friends in Canada. We love poutine and thanks to Nico
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  Speaker 1: when we Vancouver last year had the full I know,
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  Speaker 1: technically poutine is from Montreal, so I'm told from Quebec.
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  Speaker 1: I've not been to Montreal. So I went to the
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  Speaker 1: next best thing, Vancouver and enjoyed all the great poutine
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  Speaker 1: spots that are making all right.
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  Speaker 2: So, first of all, to begin here, so.
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  Speaker 1: Don Mattingly did not I do not believe Don Mattingly
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  Speaker 1: has all of a sudden become fixed at Felix and
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  Speaker 1: fixed the Phillies. He just stopped them from tripping over
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  Speaker 1: their own shoelaces against a schedule of dollar menu opponents,
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  Speaker 1: which is great, right, This is looking at it objectively.
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  Speaker 1: And I did watch some of the Red Sox game
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  Speaker 1: with the Phillies. This is a my pillow situation for
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  Speaker 1: fats in Philadelphia. Donnie Baseball for the low information fan
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  Speaker 1: looks like a miracle worker. And Phillies are playing seven
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  Speaker 1: point fifty ball. Since Mattingly took over, they have not
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  Speaker 1: lost a series. All right, so this is a modern
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  Speaker 1: miracle of baseball. However, under the Malard microscope, if you
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  Speaker 1: keep it real here, and we like to because we're
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  Speaker 1: not part of the mainstream, we're on overnight maddingly, just
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  Speaker 1: stumbled into the league's softest pillow for it. That's essentially
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  Speaker 1: what the Phillies have benefited from, and to their credit,
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  Speaker 1: they're taking advantage of it. They're claborating teams like the
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  Speaker 1: Rockies and the A's and the Marlians and the Red Sox,
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  Speaker 1: bottom feeding teams in baseball, to celebrate that. To sell.
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  Speaker 1: If you're the Phillies and you're you're flexing right now,
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  Speaker 1: we're back. You beat the Rockies, the A's, the Marlins
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  Speaker 1: and the Red Sox mostly, that's who you've played here.
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  Speaker 1: It's like saying, hey, I want to fight. You're trying
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  Speaker 1: to impress a lady. I said I want to fight,
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  Speaker 1: and the woman's like, oh, who do you find? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if I was in the parking lot, Oh, you must
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  Speaker 1: have fought some goon in the park. No, no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 1: I got into a fight with the traffic cone and
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  Speaker 1: I beat the traffic Well, who's gonna brag about that?
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  Speaker 1: You played a bunch of traffic cones. That's what the Rockies,
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  Speaker 1: A's Marlins and Red Sox are there, a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: traffic cones. If beating tocans makes you a savior, if
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  Speaker 1: God Madden is now the Messiah of the Phillies, then
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  Speaker 1: Marcel in Brooklyn is a Michelin star chef for heating
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  Speaker 1: up oodles of noodles in the microwave. So the Phillies
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  Speaker 1: spent seventeen percent of the season as chronic underachievers, dead beats,
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  Speaker 1: and now they've feasted on some hungry puppies, and and
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  Speaker 1: you can get to October beating up the bad teams.
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  Speaker 1: There are enough bad teams in baseball that you can
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  Speaker 1: do that. The real story to me in Philly is
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  Speaker 1: the shar bomb. Kyle Schwarber is not just on a heater.
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  Speaker 1: He is on a federal watch list. At this point.
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  Speaker 1: He thought, well, I think he had fifty six homers
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  Speaker 1: last year and he signed a big contract. You're like, wow,
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  Speaker 1: he's not going to do that again. Usually there's a regression.
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  Speaker 1: So he's on pace now if my math is correct,
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  Speaker 1: he's on pace for sixty seven home runs. And so
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  Speaker 1: you get to that level. I mean, he's like and
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  Speaker 1: he I love that he always comes back and just
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  Speaker 1: shoves it up the you know what of the Red
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  Speaker 1: Sox as he was beloved. He briefly played for the
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  Speaker 1: Red Sox and they didn't want to bring him back.
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  Speaker 1: They want to pay him worth the money. Well okay,
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  Speaker 1: bad job by them. And and he's like aviation hazard
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  Speaker 1: every time he plays against the Red Sox, so pretty
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  Speaker 1: much anybody else this year with thirty three years old,
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  Speaker 1: and he's still hitting at this point like a show
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  Speaker 1: boat in his prime, just monster mashing Kyle Schwarb. Schwarber,
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  Speaker 1: who's just like an old school throwback to when you
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  Speaker 1: know these guys were.
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  Speaker 2: Just that's it.
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  Speaker 1: That's one thing you do and that's it. You just
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  Speaker 1: hit home runs and that's all he's doing. Not secondly
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  Speaker 1: to Seattle, where the Mariners have done it, they have
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  Speaker 1: said bye bye to cal Rally now, not bye bye
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  Speaker 1: bye bye, just bye bye for now. Cal Raley, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my old blake. Yeah, he's on the what he used
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  Speaker 1: to call back in the old days of the disabled list,
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  Speaker 1: but then the Wolkeser's got involved, so now it's the
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  Speaker 1: injured list, which is much better than disabled. Now, every
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  Speaker 1: time I see a disabled parking thing, I get very offended.
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  Speaker 1: I say, oh my god, that is so offensive to me.
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  Speaker 1: We must change disabled parking. Why do they have that anyway? Ah,
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  Speaker 1: I guess major League Baseball they still have disabled parking
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  Speaker 1: at stadiums, but they get rid of the stable list.
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  Speaker 1: That's a different conversation. So cal Raley, he did snap
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  Speaker 1: an zero for thirty eight slump earlier this week. He
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  Speaker 1: led baseball in dingers in the last last season, last season,
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  Speaker 1: and he has now done a one point eighty a
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  Speaker 1: one eighty career arc. He is batting cal rally one
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  Speaker 1: sixty one on Interstate one sixty one with seven home
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  Speaker 1: runs and eighteen runs batted in. So the question for
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  Speaker 1: the class. How would you describe cal Rawley's performance for
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  Speaker 1: the Mariners this season? So I will use one word
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  Speaker 1: and it comes from Pitbull the I will use it
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  Speaker 1: this old song fireball. All right, cal Raley, the Magic
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  Speaker 1: Carpet ride from twenty twenty five did not just crash.
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  Speaker 1: It burst into a fireball somewhere over a puget sound like.
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  Speaker 2: This isn't a death spiral.
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  Speaker 1: This is a corkscrew into the mighty Pacific Ocean. The
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  Speaker 1: Merri's offense has been inconsistent. At one point, it was
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  Speaker 1: so bad this season that even the baseball gods had
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  Speaker 1: filed a formal complaint about the middling Mariners. As for
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  Speaker 1: cal Raley this season, and you look at the e
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  Speaker 1: juxtaposed last season in this season, it's like the arc
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  Speaker 1: went from Disney ride with a lot of like dancing,
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  Speaker 1: laughing fish and mermaids to a disaster documentary and right now,
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  Speaker 1: right now, and who knows what's gonna happen. Cal Raley
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  Speaker 1: is on pace to hit under two hundred with twenty
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  Speaker 1: five home runs and sixty five runs back at it,
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  Speaker 1: and is having one of the worst offensive seasons you
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  Speaker 1: can have considering the amount of money and all that
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  Speaker 1: and the year that he had last year. And so
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  Speaker 1: you wonder, is the swing the saw a wing by it?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm an expert because I pitched for the WUSS. Now,
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  Speaker 1: so is the swing broken beyond recognition? Is the confidence
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  Speaker 1: completely shock by the time by the time cal Raley returns,
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  Speaker 1: you always take the over them. When these guys go
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  Speaker 1: on the inter list, it's only ten days, it's you know,
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  Speaker 1: it'll be longer than that. So by the time he
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  Speaker 1: gets back, he'll be pushing. We'll be pushing June. That'd
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  Speaker 1: be late May, early June. This year becomes a pure
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  Speaker 1: salvage and recovery mission. Now one thing is certain though,
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  Speaker 1: watching this again, I'll use the word fireball. Dissent has
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  Speaker 1: been anything but a party for the hard old Seattle Mariner.
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  Speaker 1: Fair like, just horrific horrorball on every level. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: final thought, We heading out of the court room rule
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  Speaker 1: drama and we go to the Sunshine State where the
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  Speaker 1: Attorney General for the Honorable State of Florida has not
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  Speaker 1: just issued.
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  Speaker 2: A hollow threat, they followed.
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  Speaker 1: Up on it. Oh woh, yes, interesting story. So the
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  Speaker 1: Florida Attorney General's Office has issued a subpoena of the
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  Speaker 1: National Football League. Hello, yes, let me repeat this for
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  Speaker 1: those who in the back of the room not paying attention.
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  Speaker 2: The Florida Attorney General has done it.
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  Speaker 1: They've issued a subpoena of the NFL as they investigate
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  Speaker 1: whether the league has committed a potential civil rights violation
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  Speaker 1: related to the Ruoning Rule and the league's other employment
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  Speaker 1: practice or practices I should say, policies, programs, all the
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  Speaker 1: woke stuff the NFL has added over the years.
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  Speaker 2: So the Florida Attorney.
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  Speaker 1: General, I remember, we talked about this in March, and
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  Speaker 1: here we are in mid May. So the Attorney General
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  Speaker 1: threatened possible enforcement action against the league in March if
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  Speaker 1: they did not suspend the twenty plus year old Rooney Rule.
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  Speaker 1: And at the time I was like, wow, this is
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  Speaker 1: just some political bull crap. They're not going to actually
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  Speaker 1: follow through for this. You're just trying to get attention. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: well here we are. Surprise they're actually following through with it.
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  Speaker 1: They send a subpoena along with a letter to the
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  Speaker 1: NFL this week course made everything public. The subpoena commands
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  Speaker 1: the rogerd l led NFL, the Wolkesers over there to
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  Speaker 1: appear at the Attorney General's office in Tallahassee on June twelve.
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  Speaker 1: We might have to said Jed. Maybe we'll send Jed
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  Speaker 1: who fled as our reporter or weed man hippie. We'll
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  Speaker 1: send them to the courthouse to ask goofy questions on
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  Speaker 1: June and twelfth. Anyway, in the letter, it asked the
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  Speaker 1: NFL to produce extensive documents, including all diversity reports, coaching
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  Speaker 1: census data, or demographic surveys that reflect the race and
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  Speaker 1: sex coaching staffs of the teams. This goes back to
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  Speaker 1: twenty seventeen, so you can look and say, well, it's
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. That's a long time twenty seventeen to president.
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  Speaker 1: Quote continues. All in all, the Rooney rule in the
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  Speaker 1: NFL's related inclusive hiring policies in the NFL's representations about
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  Speaker 1: these policies continue to raise significant concerns under Florida law.
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  Speaker 1: According to the Attorney General. Keep in mind, Florida has
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  Speaker 1: three teams that represent the NFL in Jacksonville, Tampa, and
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  Speaker 1: then Miami. So the question, this is all my question,
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  Speaker 1: and we can all practice law on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Is there a there there for.
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  Speaker 1: The State of Florida snooping around the NFL's Rooney rules.
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  Speaker 1: One thing to say you're gonna subpoena, they're actually doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Now keep on in the NFL doesn't have subpoena laws
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  Speaker 1: when they investigate stuff because they're not real. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a food you know, it's a kangaroo court. So the
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  Speaker 1: question is there a there there for the State of
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  Speaker 1: Florida Attorney general snooping around the NFL's Rooney rule. All right,
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  Speaker 1: so the league, I don't know how else it says
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  Speaker 1: they got subpoenad saw penid. You don't subpoena people you trust.
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  Speaker 1: You subpoena people you think are lying to your face.
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  Speaker 1: Only in the NFL. This is how great the NFL is,
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  Speaker 1: this monstrosity of an operation. Only in the NFL could
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  Speaker 1: a policy advertise as quote inclusive trigger a civil rights
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  Speaker 1: investigation for excluding people based on race.
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  Speaker 2: That's essentially what am.
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  Speaker 1: I reading this?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Am I right on this?
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  Speaker 2: Like the NFL is going.
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  Speaker 1: Around pulling their chest out for the last twenty years.
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  Speaker 1: The Rooney rule is great. You know we're gonna help
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  Speaker 1: close a gap. And now I am granted it's twenty
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  Speaker 1: three years later. But only in the NFL can this policy,
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  Speaker 1: which they've bragged about for years about being inclusive, trigger
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  Speaker 1: a civil rights investigation.
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  Speaker 2: It's so perfect.
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  Speaker 1: It's a chef's kiss for excluding people based on race. Now,
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  Speaker 1: when a state attorney general orders you to show up
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  Speaker 1: up to Tallahassee with seven years of race and sex
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  Speaker 1: hiring data, that doesn't seem like an invitation.
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  Speaker 2: That's a come to Jesus meeting.
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  Speaker 1: With the clock on the wall, like, hey, all right,
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  Speaker 1: so what do you do here? And if you keep
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  Speaker 1: it real, it's not a request. It's more like a
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  Speaker 1: colonoscopy with a really large flashlight and a search party.
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  Speaker 1: And if your hiring rule needs a legal defense team,
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  Speaker 1: which would appear the NFL has to. I know they
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  Speaker 1: have lawyers on retention and all that, but the if
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  Speaker 1: your rule needs a defense team, a hiring rule, maybe
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  Speaker 1: it's not what you're saying it is.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 1: You can call it inclusive hiring all you want, but
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  Speaker 1: if the paperwork sorts people based by race and sex,
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  Speaker 1: lawyers in court call that exhibit a your honor, And
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• 19:06
  Speaker 1: called digital evidence, so that the Attorney General wants that's it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I learned this as a kid watching Judge Judy.
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  Speaker 1: This case would end with Judge Judy. It would end
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: in like five minutes. Okay, did you classify applicants by race? Yes?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Or no? Okay? Case closed court, cost to the league
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: and more and more, and that's it. So we'll see it.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: And this is something I'm missing here now. The way
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  Speaker 2: out of this.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Always when you deal with political types is you just
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: cut a check, like the NFL before this event in June,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: just donates some money to some politicians in Florida, and
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, this will we'll just go away
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: and that'll be that. Otherwise they want to lock in
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: on this. You talk about this becoming an issue where
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: the NFL doesn't always about a thousand on these things,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: and this goes little deeper, and then the next thing
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: you know, it ends up going all the way up
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: to the Supreme Court. And then you look at what
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: appears to be a clear violation. I think it's Title
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: seven of the Civil Rights legislation in America. So that's
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: a pretty wild story that is outstanding by the NFL.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: That they have a rule that they've bragged about for years,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: which according to the State of Florida. They're saying, well,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: we don't think that's actually that's kosher. That's something a
• 20:26
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• 21:01
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, not a Yeah, you don't want to do that. Yeah,
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• 23:12
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• 23:22
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• 23:26
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• 23:28
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• 23:33
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• 23:34
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• 23:37
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• 23:40
  Speaker 1: the people at Peta are very mad at forty nine
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: or tight end. George Kittle the Star there for bragging
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: about blank and that is the question. What is the answer?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Donkey sausage. Good to see Donkey's name out there says,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: bragging that he knows the final jeopardy answer. Yeah, that
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: would be That would be had Michael from Parts Unknown
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: says for dating one of the pedo women who would
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: like to show up naked to events. Are they still
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: doing that? I thought that was years ago they stopped that.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: What else?
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Keith says for bragging about crop dusting his dog, Well,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: that would not be right. Josh, the Bears fan in
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Nebraska cheated, He got it right. Bad job by him.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Ostriche Ant from d c our Buddy the Great artist,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: osriche Ant says for bragging about geese eating grass. Yes,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: that would be the geese there, my god, all right,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: the evil geese of the world. Is there a meaner
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: creature on average than the geese? Sawman says for bragging
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: about his Dalmatian fur coat he is making. That's from
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: the saw man in Mississippi. Eloy from Compton says bragging
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: about his cock fighting. That's right. Shout out to the
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Dodger closer. Big story we talked about Earlier, Edwin Diez
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: tied into a cockfighting scandal in Puerto Rico, developing Hot
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Dot Dot King Rory says for using plastic straws, yes, sorry.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: There are certain things in life that you just have
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: to laugh at, Like when you go to the grocery store. Well,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: here in California, you go shopping, and they got rid
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: of plastic bags because that's going to ruin the environment.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: And they got rid of plastic straws because that's going
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: to ruin the environment. And literally almost every food you
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: buy in the store is wrapped in plastic. That's okay,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: But the straws that's the problem. And the bags that's
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: the turtle's ben Yes, the turtles sure destroy the turtles.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sure, yes, all right, what else do we have?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Let's see here. Alf says his cat recipes is the problem.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Kangaroo skin thong from Nick very graphic thanking for that
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: late night drug. Tessa says they are upset his beard
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: is made of real fur. Ye analog Al says beating
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: the jets is the answer. Johnnyk Youugh says his cooties
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: steamy meatballs good to see his name as well. Says
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: he's also going with cock fighting and who else page
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: dan Mark the Walker very funny, very funny slug in Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have a vent in Vegas later this year,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: sometime in August from a corner slug Bragg that he
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: beat up WWF legend Ted Doka as that that's the answer, right,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: do you have an answer? Lorraine? Apparently eating eagles was
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: guessed by Ike and Roseville, Minnesota. That's not nice and hunting.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Wabbitts, watch out Wabbitt from JT.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: The Wingman. Peter was mad at him because he bought
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: a new dog instead of adopting. Oh okay, yeah, you
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: should not do that. That's they do not want that.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Remember when I was a kid, there was this guy
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: named Bob Barker nobody knows who is. He's dead now,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: and he said, have all your your pet sprayed? And
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: newter at the That was always how he intertwer it
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: and I seek correct. The correct answer is also not
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: bragging about using rogaine on his hairless rat pack. That's
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: from Bill. The correct answer the people the Peter very
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: mad at forty nine or tight end George Kittle for
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: bragging about killing a spider.
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  Speaker 2: In his bathroom.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I am so of Oh my.
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  Speaker 6: God, is Peter like protecting spiders? Now, I didn't know
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: that was.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Oh it's not right.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: You shouldn't kill spiders.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: She shouldn't do that. This guy used to work with
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: who may or may not be called Tom Looney. He
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: claimed that Peter was just two people that had back
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: in the old days, back and then we used to
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: use this. He used this joke back in the old days,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: he said, two people with a fax machine. Now it's
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: two people that just write up press releases and send
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: them out to like newspapers and TV stations or whatever.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: That yeah, spider, I guess they'd be mad at all
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: of us. I've killed the spider. Have you killed the spider?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: The rainer? I have, but I also want a pet spider.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Oh stop, Brie, have you killed a spider? Brie? Have
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: you killed the spider?
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I've killed millions.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Right, you're you're you're a multi murderist whatever, you're a
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: serial killer.
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  Speaker 6: But I actually did last week. I actually threw a
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: spider in a cup and I took it outside. I
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: had like, I had a moment of like.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Gots so sweet.
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: I don't know why I didn't want to kill it.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: I had like a moment I felt kind of bad.
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: I gave him a name.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I called him Chuck, and that spider laughs at you
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: and came back.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, are you sleeping? That's what spider did.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: Now he's on sixth Street and so beach. It's fine.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: That's that spider crawled all the way back.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: And said no, just like crows, they remember your face
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: and they're like coming to defind you, is what they're coming.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. All right. Anyway, there you go. We
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: got lame jokes coming up a little bit later this hour.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: eeny meany miney mo. Let's say hello to who do
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: we have here? Let's go to Jed who fled? Jed
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: who fled is somewhere in the Redneck Riviera. Hello, Jed
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: who fled? Welcome?
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: Who can that be?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Lady?
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: I lived there?
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: To actually the host show we he'd be back. We
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: did not know when, like twenty fourteen. I thought here
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: was vacation West turn and then dude, oh, you get
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: arrested on the outside of the car fighting. There's a
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: good chance you probably think your selfing was car fighting
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: on the inside. If you.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was twenty.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: It was twenty on nine. By the way, it was
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: not twenty twenty fourteen, twenty or nine. It's the same
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, I can make mistakes, but guess what I said.
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: But I actually do the practice because I just get
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: different memory. I don't know why I started twenty fourteen. Hey, dude,
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: that's what time warp. Guess what Hey did?
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Why was it?
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: Why was the chicken pressed with the rooster? Yeah?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Really really big?
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: That was? That was all right?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Look, if you see approved, you sounded like you sounded
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: like Anthony. At the end of that. You sounded like
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Anthony Louisiana Highway.
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: There's no way that wasn't think I said, hey, listen,
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: if you state you shouldn't kill us spotter, there's no
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: there's no way, Lina, no way I am because you
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: need to chuck that stuck out of the window. And
• 30:03
  Speaker 7: but you put it in a cuff, and he says
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: his weakness. If you're talking like you've named it, you
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: know what spiders have names, talking and creatively thinking spiders
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: in the movies. And they will reattack, they'll retreat, regroup
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: and readvance and they'll they'll be they'll make them. You
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: eat them because we supposed to eat spiders. Of course,
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: we're our lives. I don't know if that's real thing
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: or not.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they said you eat is it eight spiders?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Say year? No, I think it's a lifetime. And there
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: are spiders.
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: Like Fred your house.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: But yet but yet, you know, like they're they allow
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: the FDA in America allows certain bug parts to be
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: in your food. So we're eating spiders when we're you know,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: you're munching on the cheetos or whatever little spider parts
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: in there, whatever the food is. You know, no.
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: Good, I really, I do, really know.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Think about it, Jeed, how did how did you survive
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Jet Jed?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: How did you survive when I was away? Everything? Okay?
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Well you more?
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Glenn back? What were you doing right?
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: And now Brian, now that's how I'm usually lessons with
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: another work in all week.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: And guess what he was.
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: One time he was like, I'm going to my favorite
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: caller and I was just I was stepped out of
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: my carck gou, I got loose, I did a couple
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: of jumping Jackie bore up and I was like, oh, like,
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: oh you, bud, you're gonna go Brian Shott and were
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: like at me and it was totally Marcel, and I
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: was just crushed.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: I thought it was definitely gonna.
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: Be a favorite caller. But and that was that was
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: that was really.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: That was really I've been a spot tocount of this.
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: Then, yeah, what kind of what kind of food is it?
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: Sign out food? What kind of boat ship? But perchy, Yeah,
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: I really got ad budget pretty hard on the drugs.
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: So I don't know if I need I don't know
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: if I need.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: All Right, all right, I'm glad you called in, Genlem,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: so it's so happy. We're very happy that you called it.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I never hang up on you. But you think it's
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: not you. It's it's really you, but not you know,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: not you you, it's more you you, you know what
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: it is. Let's keep going here. Phones has been amazing
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: and can only get better. Let's say hello to any
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: meany miny moe. Let's go to We'll say aloha. We
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: go now to Hawaii with This guy is such a
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: ladies man that women were reaching out to me to
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: try to meet him. Dorko the comedian in Hawaii Aloha,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Dorko Hi.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Hi tonight. I'm Dorko the hippidy Hopper. I'm the number
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: one stunner. I drive a four runner. I play me
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: some golf and I drink till I Ralph. I get
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: golf ball from a pond and dye my hair blond.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: That's all I know. Oh my god, I love this show.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Well, as we say. When people look at you, they say,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: ooh la la, there he is Dorko the comedian. Vavoom,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: they say, the said, most amazing you. I'm still shocked.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Of all the people that call the show, you're the
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: only one recently, and this happened years ago, but the
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: only one recently that a female reached out to me
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: said I need to get in contact with Darko the comedian,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: And you're such a big stud Dorko, you said, I
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: want nothing to.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: New with that woman at all.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Leave her alone. I want to know listen, I did
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: want nothing to do with her.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: Yes, I only had lies for Lorena.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, well you can. Are you looking at it
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: right now?
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Better not be No, No, I'm not, I'm not I'm
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: not anything.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: You want to take a call Dorco Okay, sure, all right,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: let's put him, lock him in there, breathe, Let's go.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Blind Scott wants to say low hello, Blind Scott saylo
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: to dork over comedian Blind Scott. All right, Blind Scott's
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: probably gone. Let's see who wants to say hello to?
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I don't want to put you on with that person.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: That's not good. I guess nobody wants to talk to you.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: What about the hollering guy?
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: And I think he's sleeping? He was online, he fell
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: asleep though.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: He couldn't where Scott from anyway.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: He's from a different planet, far away, far far away.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: How's business? Everything good? Any gigs coming up? Any any
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: comedy gigs you got coming up here?
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm working on I'm working on material for the Benapaluza.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: It's actually the Mallard Palooza, not the Bena plu ben
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: MALAPALUZI eventually get it. Right now, are you starting to
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: do stadium? Because we were in Boston and Shane Gillis
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: was performing at the Garden there and in a big event.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: It was so big that alf the Alien O Piner
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: went to that over the mallor meet and greet that
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: first night. That's how big that was.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: I'm gna I know are you.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Doing any stadium gigs?
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Well, we have we have not not stadium anymore. They're
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: crushing it down. They're going to build a new Ilaha stadium.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: That was the joke. You should have done it. You
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: should have said, I'm performing at a Loha stadium. It's
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: a construction zone right now. That would have been the joke. Right.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we have the Blaze Yel. We had the Blaize
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Yell owned by CBS.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I think I have no idea what that is. But
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: the basketball arena looks nice. Where the Hawaii team plays,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: it looks nice.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: But yeah, that's Dan Sheriff and we just won the
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: championship for volleyball the man volleyball O.
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  Speaker 7: Is that right?
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  Speaker 1: Are you making that up?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you're not making that now? All right, thank you, Dorc.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go go there to Dork of the Comman
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  Speaker 1: all right. Yes, Actually, by his standards, I would say
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  Speaker 1: that that's not bad, not bad. Uh No, Okay. We
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  Speaker 1: have big bands, lame jokes all the week, big bends,
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• 35:29
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• 35:31
  Speaker 1: but you guys came through with a bunch of jokes,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: so we'll have a full big band's lame du bre.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Make sure weed Man calls in. If he's not there,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: let me know. I'll reach out to him always there. Okay,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: look at that, all right, well, big bangs, lame jokes
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  Speaker 1: of the week.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: We'll get to that and we will do it next.
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• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Knock knock, who's there?
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  Speaker 1: Blame week, Blame week.
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  Speaker 2: It's Big Man's lame joke of the week.
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  Speaker 1: All right, now, the man, I'm Matt.
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  Speaker 2: I had a great time.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I gotta hang out with Matt.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: He's been a big fan of the show, and.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Matt's been listening, Say Susan Kitty. I hung out with
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: him in Wooster. It was awesome and Matt offered to
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: fly weed Man in and we man. It was great
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: to see a weed man, hippie. I'm so happy that
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: you took the offer and you flew up the Boston Man.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Was it great. We had a wonderful time. I hope
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: you had a good time.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: You didn't smoke any weed while you were there or
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: drink anything, though, very odd.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: So come on, the guy is the last guy to
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: shod me candy? Please send me more candy.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: You never remember his name?
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: No, that's all right? Oh my god, we all right
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I have a genious show.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: You can send him more.
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: Candy because he has.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Lisa, Lisa with the first show right there, Lisa, Yes,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: but you too. I want you to know you were
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: both talked about. People at the meet and greet in
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Boston were like, where's weed man hippie?
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: I said, no, no, no, Lisa, no.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Weed man hippie. Not here. But let's get to the jokes.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: These are actual jokes by actual listeners. Unlike well, Lisa
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: is a listener. She called in with weed men. So
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Noah in Austin. What's that made me? Left? Okay, yes,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: we'll try to make you laugh. Noah in Austin, Texas. Right, Sinces.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Why is weed man immune to the hantavirus? Why because
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: he's been living around rats for years? All right, what
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: happens when weed men gets really really stoned? What he
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: blanks out? He blanks out is what he.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: That's from heat in Roseville, Minnesota.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: All right, did you hear that weed man hippie got
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: a job working as a scientist for a pet food company.
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  Speaker 7: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: Cool?
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: Really, yeah, it was.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Really good news.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Except Georgie and you've aalde Texas reminds us that unfortunately
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: the dog ate your homework, so it's it's unfortunate thing.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: If you would like to send jokes, it's Ben Malor
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Show at gmail dot com if you want to send
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: jokes in and weed Man will laugh at pretty much everything.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: At this point, what did weed Man hit Be do
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: when his cardboard box house got flooded?
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: Oh no, what did I do?
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: You move to higher ground? Weed Man? You did? It's Darryl.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Darryl and the Ozark sent that one in. Well, big
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: news here, surprising. I don't know if you heard about this.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Weed Man has replaced Kirk Signetti as the pace car
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: driver for the Indy five hundred. Eh wow, really yeah,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: apparently the move the move was way made to get
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: more woke people to tune in. Weed Man said, Google me,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: I'm a a high achiever, very high achiever. Tom Tom
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: and Indiana sent that one in too. Here that Mike
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Rabel also reached out to weed Man. Hippie what yeah, yeah.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Now that weed Man has an apartment, Rabel wants to
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: sublet his old cardboard box so I don't know if you're.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Going to allow that or not.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Joe, Joe and Virginia Beach sent that one in. Well,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: if weed Man, hippie drank beer, what would his first
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: choice be?
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  Speaker 5: What?
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Well, he'd be living the Miller high.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Life is what he was doing.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: That'st Darryl. What was your what was your favorite beer?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Weed Man? When you drank beer.
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: Back in the day, you remember something?
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Wow, you're dating yourself, weed Man, is what I am?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, all right?
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Why did no?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I only admit it in years? Why didn't weed Man
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: fly to Boston? Why? Well, apparently the airline tickets were
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: too high, is what they were. That's uh. Mike the
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Leperchun was a joke, was a theme of these jokes.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Who is weed Man's favorite football player? Well, it's a
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Dante high Tower, of course. That's a mikee from Parts Unknown.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Why why did why did blind Scott have twelve drinks
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: at the Mighty Squirrel tap Room?
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Because it was free?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: That's why. That's true. After after twelve drinks, How did
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: blind Scott feel blind drunk?
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Is how he felt?
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Weed Man. That's Mike again. He did a great job,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Mike the Lepergaun hosting us. Why why did Marcel and
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Brooklyn get upset? His socks get upset doing his socks
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: in the laundry. Why because everything was a mismatch and
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: he was very bothered by that. That's Mike. There you go,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Lucky Tony wrote in what is Delante West's favorite Godfather quote?
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: What take the canole? Take the canole?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: That is his favorite show.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Take a weed, man and Lisa love you both. Be
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: safe kids.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: There they go.