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The One About Lala, Easton, & Lisa’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad TRAVEL Day · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Hello, Oh it's not as good hell hella. Oh, I
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: had so many chances to get it right, but we're
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: having some technical difficulties recording from home again. We were
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: what I thought was supposed to be our first day
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: in our new studio. I should know this though. It's
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: like when you have construction on something. It's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we'll have it done in six months. No, you'll have
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: it done in a year. That's what you plan.
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  Speaker 2: Just bank on that.
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  Speaker 1: You just bank on it.
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  Speaker 2: He mom, Hi laughs, Look who we have?
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  Speaker 3: Hey?
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: I had a cute lady callin or not call Colin.
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  Speaker 2: She DMed in and said she wanted to be on
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  Speaker 2: the podcast. I said, twist my arm.
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  Speaker 1: Give the people what they want, or give the person
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  Speaker 1: what they want. The one person you did scare me
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  Speaker 1: when you said she called in. I was like, you're
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  Speaker 1: giving people your phone number that track.
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  Speaker 2: She probably wouldn't want me to have her phone number
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  Speaker 2: because I probably call her every day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, definitely giving you her phone number. So the
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: last time we recorded, there were so many people that
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: were like, does Lala have a buffalo on her wall?
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: People think that the portrait behind us as a buffalo.
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  Speaker 1: So before we start, I want to say that that
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  Speaker 1: is two horses. I got that at the Branch Shapiro Foundation.
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  Speaker 1: And what that is, uh is they Bob and Linelle Shapiro,
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  Speaker 1: have a foundation that was basically dedicated to their late
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  Speaker 1: son and they have kids, I guess kids in junior
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  Speaker 1: high in high school and they enroll in this charity
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  Speaker 1: which they're sponsoring them a program and they sponsor them.
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  Speaker 1: If you stay sober throughout junior high and high school,
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  Speaker 1: you are basically eligible for uh college enrollment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, which is.
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  Speaker 2: The coolest thing.
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  Speaker 1: Incredible. So that portrait actually contributed to some kid going
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  Speaker 1: fishing a college education.
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  Speaker 2: Yep. And it's two horses and I am in love
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  Speaker 2: with horses. That is my thing, So thank.
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  Speaker 1: You la la oh No, I love it too. She's gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: I really like that one on the wall because I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking, I'm like, is she too small to go
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  Speaker 1: on that wall? And I think if it were a
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  Speaker 1: white wall, then yes, it would be too small. But
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  Speaker 1: because it's an accent wall, it's just like the perfect size.
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  Speaker 1: I love it, but I'm no interior.
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  Speaker 2: I do what do I do?
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  Speaker 1: So she can gallop like the mustang and heart she is?
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  Speaker 1: You know what though you were watching something on the plane.
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  Speaker 1: We went to Utah over the weekend. You were watching
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  Speaker 1: something on the plane. This interior decorator named Shay or something.
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  Speaker 1: She lives in Utah. Yes, Shane McGee, Shae McGee. She's
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  Speaker 1: very wealthy off of just her eye for interior design.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't want to discredit her talent because she's
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  Speaker 1: definitely talented, but not quite my style.
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  Speaker 2: So but that's I think. The beauty of her is
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  Speaker 2: that she has so many different styles that can fit.
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  Speaker 3: Your like Joanne the Magnolia, Juanna gangs like her. I
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  Speaker 3: do not love any decorating she does not for me,
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  Speaker 3: but oreviously it's doing something for everyone else, right, Well,
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  Speaker 3: a lid for every pot.
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  Speaker 1: It always goes back to the lids in the pot.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, every time I don't like it, somebody else does.
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  Speaker 1: Right, So I say that because who knows? I guess
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  Speaker 1: depending on what interior designer you bring in here, they
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  Speaker 1: could say that looks so silly on that wall. You
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  Speaker 1: need a bigger piece. But you know what, this is
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  Speaker 1: my house. So that's what I did.
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  Speaker 2: I like it, like it, love it.
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  Speaker 1: How did you guys feel about going to Utah?
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  Speaker 3: Loved it? Loved it, loved it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the way the trips started off, wasn't loving it
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  Speaker 2: so much?
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  Speaker 1: I have to say, I'm big into signs, so.
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  Speaker 2: We win and you let us all know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, That's why I do what I do because I
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  Speaker 1: don't keep one thought to myself. That's why I'm constantly
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  Speaker 1: in trouble or having someone relate to me, because I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how to keep a thought to myself.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I got it. I was well aware, well aware.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I thought, let me tell you, I
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  Speaker 3: have World War three in the airport, and what was
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  Speaker 3: we did? You did? And what's so great? It didn't
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  Speaker 3: feel like it to me because I was hands free.
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  Speaker 1: Really, I felt you were pretty on board. You were
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  Speaker 1: definitely on board. You're who I was venting to for
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  Speaker 1: ocean and go and rat me out.
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  Speaker 2: I love ocean.
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  Speaker 3: But no, she came to stress, told me what was
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  Speaker 3: going on because I didn't book the tickets. I didn't
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  Speaker 3: have to book anything, so I was just there and
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  Speaker 3: whatever happened was off my plate.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Lisa was in charge of booking tickets, which was lovely.
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  Speaker 1: Might add, this woman chooses to put us on a
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  Speaker 1: ten am flight out of La out of Lax on
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  Speaker 1: a Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: But in my defense, you guys, I don't look at
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  Speaker 2: the times. I don't look at times. I look at
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  Speaker 2: the price. I am very budgety. I looked at price
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  Speaker 2: and I saw a cheap flight, and that's what I booked.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm appreciative. However, if you live in Los Angeles
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  Speaker 1: with kids, with even solo, you know that ten o'clock,
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  Speaker 1: if you're in the valley to get to Lax ten am,
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  Speaker 1: you have to make your flight. You are in prime
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  Speaker 1: rush hour of everyone trying to get to work.
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  Speaker 2: See. I never leave the house, so I don't know
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  Speaker 2: these things.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well we do, and Mom goes, we're gonna leave.
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  Speaker 1: The driver's picking us up at eight. I said, there's
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  Speaker 1: no frickin' way. We have to leave at least seven
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  Speaker 1: thirty minimum, right, So we're on our way. Deep deity
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  Speaker 1: Lisa doesn't put Sosa on the ticket as a lap child.
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  Speaker 1: So this woman tells us that we have to go
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  Speaker 1: to assistance.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: We tried to check in our bags, and that's when
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  Speaker 2: it all began. When we tried to check the bags,
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  Speaker 2: they said you need to see an agent.
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  Speaker 1: Which is strange though, because we had five bags. We
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  Speaker 1: were fine. It shot out four tickets and then on
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  Speaker 1: the fifth bag tag it doesn't shoot it out and
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  Speaker 1: says you need to see an agent, right, so it's
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  Speaker 1: like this is weird. We go see the agent. They
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  Speaker 1: then send us over to assistants.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we waited in lined, like you're missing, like all
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  Speaker 2: the timelines, We waited in line forever to get to
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  Speaker 2: this lady to check our bags to tell us, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I can't help you with the lap child.
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  Speaker 1: That's very true. So we sent our bags on the way.
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  Speaker 1: See I've blocked it out.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, our bags were without us.
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  Speaker 2: So then I went to the Sky Priority line and
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  Speaker 2: the guy says, are you Sky priority? And I didn't
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  Speaker 2: think I was Sky Priority, so I said no, and
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  Speaker 2: he goes, you have to go to this line way
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  Speaker 2: down here, which wrapped around the buildings.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone in the assistance line was trying to get back,
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  Speaker 1: they were leaving the country. They were trying to either
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  Speaker 1: get back home or do something much more than we needed,
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  Speaker 1: which was just to add my child to my ticket. Right.
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  Speaker 3: Come to find out we could have done that through TSA.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well LAX was not on the ball. Shocker. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I said, we're gonna miss our freaking flight. I'm furious
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  Speaker 1: at my mother.
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  Speaker 2: To the point where she says, I could spit on you.
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  Speaker 2: An ocean came and told me that you said.
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  Speaker 1: I said to my brother, because I'm like, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: miss this freaking flight. She mom goes, let's just try
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  Speaker 1: to get through TSA, And they.
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  Speaker 3: Were already on a ball of I already had a
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  Speaker 3: feeling yesterday that I should stay home, and this is
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  Speaker 3: what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: I was on the verge of tears.
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  Speaker 3: I was on the verge culture.
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  Speaker 2: Now you said you weren't going.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I did. I said, call the driver, I'm leaving.
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking my kids to Palm Springs, have a good time.
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  Speaker 2: And we said bye.
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  Speaker 1: I did say bye. Yeah, that was rough.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that there didn't feel like you need So
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  Speaker 3: she was like, no, I'm fucking coming half, I'm not needed.
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  Speaker 3: I'm there.
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  Speaker 1: It's exactly what I felt.
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  Speaker 2: So then we go up to ts Can.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what I really felt. I had. The
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  Speaker 1: thing is and we're going to talk about this. I'm
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: a virgo. So the wind was blowing in a direction
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  Speaker 1: that I was not planning on. Okay, So to have
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  Speaker 1: the car come back and get me. That's I don't
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  Speaker 1: roll well like that. It's like, no, the plan is
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  Speaker 1: to go to Utah. I've sunk into that plan. My
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  Speaker 1: bag is on its way to Utah. My breast pump
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  Speaker 1: is going to be in Utah. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I know we all heard about it.
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  Speaker 1: You're such a bitch.
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  Speaker 3: We did hear about it.
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  Speaker 2: She was chirping at me, but like, and I turned
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  Speaker 2: my back on her, like I don't even know, mom.
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  Speaker 1: Thing is, people can hear you. I go, I don't
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  Speaker 1: give a ship.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. When mom says that, it almost makes me go
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  Speaker 3: even I go louder. I go louder and prouder. FU
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: about these human beings that are yelling at their mom
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  Speaker 3: the same way I'm yelling at you.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen those people all we're all in this together.
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  Speaker 1: You think that they don't bitch and moan at each other.
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  Speaker 1: When I see people doing that, I'm like, I so
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  Speaker 1: feel free.
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  Speaker 2: I would never do that to my mom ever, God ever,
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  Speaker 2: off it already.
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  Speaker 1: Because your mom probably knew that if she's in LA,
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  Speaker 1: she needs to leave at a certain time, and she.
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  Speaker 3: Probably correctly.
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  Speaker 2: So then so we gave up the line for to
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  Speaker 2: get the child, and then go up to the TSA line,
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  Speaker 2: which was line.
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  Speaker 3: Ever, just to let you guys know, if you've forgotten,
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  Speaker 3: we hopped in lines, out of lines, into lines. You
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  Speaker 3: guys were in the assisted help for the lat child.
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  Speaker 3: We thought we are not gonna make it. Let's go
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  Speaker 3: to TSA. We sat in TSA for another ten minutes.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't even move. It didn't even move.
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  Speaker 3: And we thought, well, now do we sit in here
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  Speaker 3: with the hope that she gets on the plane or
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  Speaker 3: do we have to So then that's when we hopped
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  Speaker 3: out of that. We spent like thirty five minutes.
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  Speaker 2: In hopping in and out of line that we didn't
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  Speaker 2: even get.
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  Speaker 3: To the end of.
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  Speaker 1: I'm reliving it all right now.
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  Speaker 2: So then we go back downstairs and I don't think
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  Speaker 2: you're going so I'm gonna get tickets for us, try
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: to get tickets. So I go to the sky Priority
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  Speaker 2: line again and the lady goes, are you a medallion member?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, yes, oh, well you can use this line.
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  Speaker 2: So I could have done that the very first time,
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: but one has no one else.
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  Speaker 1: Is not How is mom supposed to know at the
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  Speaker 1: airport if she's a medallion member?
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  Speaker 2: You didn't have a print it. All it did was
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  Speaker 2: Sky Priority. Did not say slash Medallion. So how am
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  Speaker 2: I supposed to be.
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  Speaker 3: I'm only saying because usually, like Jake Baalum or one
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  Speaker 3: of my friends is a Medallion member, but usually in
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: his emails it'll send you things and with that reading
• 10:08
  Speaker 3: it says Medallion members, and then it'll say Skypro and
• 10:11
  Speaker 3: all of those things that door involved in.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, but just well, the.
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: Only reason why I decided, like, keep in mind, you
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: have to remember I have ocean fine, no big deal,
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: but Sosa is on a schedule. As far as like
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: napping and her food. I have enough. I have enough
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: milk on me to hold me over from the time
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: we were leaving the house and landing in Utah. So
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: now we're pushed back however many hours and I'm like,
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know, like I have nothing to feed my child.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: So I'm also tripping on that. I guess you tell
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: me they can get us on a flight at eleven
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  Speaker 1: fifteen it was an hour at most.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, this is perfect, and what's do me?
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: When I got up there, she goes, oh, you would
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: have major flight. Yeah, it's just a simple change and
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: we could send you on your way.
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  Speaker 3: She was the one that was nice enough. That's when
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  Speaker 3: we found out in TSA. If we would have gone
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: they would have gone, oh, and here's your lap ticket,
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: like they would have done it.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but someone at the airport they should have known that.
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: We asked multiple people about this. They all directed us
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  Speaker 1: to the assist degree.
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  Speaker 3: But I can't. I will say, Delta has how many
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: employees going back and forth. It would be so hard
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: to be on the same page as twenty five hundred
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  Speaker 3: people working at that same thing. I just know it's hard.
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  Speaker 3: That's how I know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know either. And did you hear the announcement
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  Speaker 2: at the podium when we were at the gate if
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  Speaker 2: you have a lap child and don't have it on
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  Speaker 2: your ticket, please come up on our way.
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  Speaker 3: From Salt Lake. Yeah, so you.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: But we'll get well, we'll get into how I feel
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: about the state of Utah. All right, Yes, anyway, we land,
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: we get to the hotel. This new hotel is beautiful.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: I love downtown salt Lake has changed so much beautiful.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: Why haven't been to Salt Lake in like a few years.
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  Speaker 1: I want to say the only in July, But say
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: I was in Park City I didn't explore.
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: Salid downtown in probably ten years.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: It's been it's been a while, yeah, because we always
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: go to Park City, and I was very impressed, very happy.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: We get to the room, We're all good. I go
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: to pump my tig Old Biddy's, and I have forgotten
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: the two most important pieces to my pump. At that
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: point in time, I do cry. I start stopping.
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  Speaker 3: She goes.
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: I knew this was another sign. This is a sign
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  Speaker 2: I shouldn't have gone, and.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: I'm never coming back here and they don't want me.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: I'm laying my eyes clothes, listening to.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: As I'm begging her to validate what I'm saying. Please
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: just hear me. You're gonna be fine. Just get me
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: my phone. I'm gonna look on the Target app. Target
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: only has manual breast pumps, so I'm like, of course
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: they do. Again, I'm spiraling. So Lisa has the bright idea.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: I get I tell East and can you please go
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: to a target like I need you bad? So here
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: he is trying to have a good time with his friends,
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: and I'm already summoning him to go to the store
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  Speaker 1: pump area.
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, I will say, because I walked in that target,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm not somebody. Nowadays, with age has come questions.
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  Speaker 3: I don't walk into something, go yeah, we'll find it.
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: I find somebody. Where is it?
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: And they tell me. I walked right up and I
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: said where is the baby? And she goes this, But
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: what are you looking for? I said, breast pump. She
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: goes eight, and she just smiled like this poor bastard. Oh,
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: this poor She probably thought it was my kid. That's
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: the poor bastard part, like this kid has no idea
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  Speaker 3: what he's getting into, but went up, got the breast pump,
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: got some good Uh.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: It was Lisa's idea. They too, only had manual and
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Mom goes, why don't you look at the back. Maybe
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: they have the two pieces. So I'm missing the piece.
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  Speaker 3: I have the medella, but that's too hard to do
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: with like an uber or.
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  Speaker 1: Way too hard, like I can't see the back of it.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: They had the two little duck things that suction on
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: and then you clamp the things on, and sure enough
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: they had that inside of the manual. I said, grab
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: two of those easton and bring them to me, just
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: in case. Get formula. So so wanted nothing to do
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: with formula. Thank god we did what we did. After that,
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: the trip could not have been more fabous.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: But we have to talk about the charcuterie board.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, Oh my god. And in the
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: nick of time, my mother comes through with the comedic timing.
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  Speaker 1: I had just posted on my Instagram that I was
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: never coming back to Utah. This was a sign anyone
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: who asks me to come here, it's a hard pass.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: But we were angry. We were both hungry, right wow.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: So we ordered a charcuterie board from room service and
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: it came and it had lovely bree cheese and all cheeses,
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: all the good stuff, all the good stuff, and I
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: just chowed. And then comes the uber driver that's got
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: my little treats and whatever that I added to the order. Yes,
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: go down into the lobby and he pulls up in
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: the car, and I'm smiling and telling me how wonderfully
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: is and this, that and the other. Then I go
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: to the front desk to get changed so I can
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: tip people, and I'm just smiling and the life is grand.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: And then I go back to the room and I
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: smile at my daughter.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: She goes the girl downstairs was so nice and and
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: how nice that. The Uber driver waited and I look
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: at like he ant that.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: I go, you have cheese in every.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: In everything free.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: It looked like plat but.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: But your breath probably was top tier as well. Oh fuck,
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: and then it.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Leads into like this like pepper or something or maybe
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: a little bit of the it was pepper, so it
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: looks like she had plaque NTK.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: The guy was probably like, did you not need this?
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: You didn't get it too?
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: We did need you know, we had to get that
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: from room service.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: I go, I forgot you and I didn't back Ocean Fresh.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I tell about myself, you guys, smiling at everyone
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: because I was so happy.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: She's on vacation getting taken care of.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: In the hotel and just oh you guys, it literally
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: brightened my day. I needed to do.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: That belly laud.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Know they when you guys told me, because I wasn't
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: with you. When I asked, I go, what did you think?
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: She goes, I didn't care.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: That is, yes, well I can't see anyway, and I
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: got new contacts and I don't think they're hitting, so
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: so anyway, that's probably the problem.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I adore I adore you, mom, You're so funny. No,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: you guys, I just needed that laugh so badly. When
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: you came up to the room. It truly revived me
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: to the point where I said, you know what's olive Garden?
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I know, we finchured out went to Olive Garden with
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: top top tier. Ocean has continued to ask me to
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: take her to Olive Garden. I'm like, once I locate
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: one that is not forty five minutes away, I will
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: take you.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I ate that left over pasta like three nights
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: in a row.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: You guys call it pasta. It's pasta. You know there's
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: an I right, I thought it would be an E
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: for no when I okay, learned another. So after just
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: like the longest day ever. And I said to Easton
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: before we got into the air on our way to
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Salt Lake, I said, I'm so angry at her I
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: could spit on her. He goes Ocean Gigi, my mom
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: just said she wants to spit on you.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I was like, but you know what, can I tell you?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Oshen is my biggest fan, and she protects me from
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: all of you.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: By the way, she's a competitor, dude. She goes toes
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: and she has stamina.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Like nobody else for sure.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: So she's the one that you want on your team.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: So while we were in Utah, I made sure that
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: we did not bother east and Easton stayed at his
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: friend's house and obviously had the time of your life.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, my trip is not as fun as your
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: guys is. I mean it was young baby. Yeah. We
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: just woke up, got coffee, bagels, went to lunch, watched
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: basketball n Cuba.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Come on, now, that was the longest I had gone
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: without seeing you, And like, no, I.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Told you guys when we were at I was like,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: next time. I do love staying at Taylor's, like the
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: house feeling and all of that. But I do like
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: waking up and like getting coffee with you guys, and
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: like seeing the kids in the morning and doing those things.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: And then around three or four I can go do
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: my own thing when you guys are winding down.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I did, Like I would have loved to go to
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: like Park City. But then again, I say those things,
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: but then if I would have done that, I would
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: have missed basketball. You know. Yeah, it was very great trip.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: We had a great She went to like the Edison House,
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: which was amazing. They're great and yeah, just aw friends.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that you did that. We took Ocean
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: to Walmart. She had never been to Walmart because again,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: we don't have a Walmart near us. We went to
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: the one in Park City. We got Ocean, but before
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: that we went to Shields, which was awesome, was amazing.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Shiels Draper wherever it is is stunned.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: The amazing reason. The main reason we went on this
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: trip is because I had to meet with my caount Texes. Yeah,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: so he was out in Draper. So on the way back,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: there's that big shield Sporting Goods. So we stopped there
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: to get her sledding attire and it was the best time.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: They have a huge life size Ferris will.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: What did you call it?
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: A life size fair wheel?
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, well it's huge.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: It's a real Ferris wheel.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: You know, it's like it's a wheel. It's like a
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: standard size. It's like that you go to a mini.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, no, ginormous. We took Ocean on it, or I
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: took Ocean on it. Mom watched SOS. She had the
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: greatest time of her life.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Oh she was so cute, her little face, her smile, oh,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: just looking down yeah, and waving.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: She had the best time. She don't want to leave, no,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: And we got her snow pants and she got a
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: mini mouse beanie and gloves. So I was like, tomorrow,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: it's on, girl, I'm taking you to Park City. You're
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: gonna you guys.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: She loved the fish.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: She loved the fish at Shields and the fish looks happy.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm a whack job when it comes to
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: that massive and they can coral swim all around and
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: like have the best time. And you know those types
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: of fish, they like to be like where the coral
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: is right, they're not swimming, they're not orcas where they're
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: swimming one hundred and fifty miles a day. So they
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: looked happy. But oh Ocean had never seen real snow before,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: and so she knew that when she had a snow
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: day at school that that snow was made by a
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: man and this snowje this snow actually comes from the sky.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: You don't personally make.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: It so, and she saw it on the airplane. To
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: you guys, when we were flying in, she kept saying,
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: there's snow, gig, there's snow.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And let me tell you. She looks out the
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: window of the hotel room and you know, we're we're
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: like a couple floors up. But there's like the roof, right,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: we didn't have some stellar view, which who cares?
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: We weren't.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: It was snow melting.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: You can see the roof, but I have to say
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: the room view is stellar. You looked up at Mount Olympus,
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: you looked up at the University of Utah. You had
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: a view of the downtown. Yes, there was one thing
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: of a roof. Don't let you know.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: One snow melts on a roof, but like the edges,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: it's still there.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: She's like, Mom, that's snow.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: That snow.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Mom, do you see it?
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: You guys, do you remember Olive Garden? She was like
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: having the best time. Can I play in the snow?
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: And I took the thing, but also the saddest it's
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: like this little pack of snow.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: But she was throwing snowballs. She had the best time.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Thank you guys for sending me those pictures and videos and.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I showed them to you. But so when we took
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: her up to Park City, we stop off at Walmart
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: and we grab her a sled and.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Snow bursts for you, oh yes, and.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Rain snow boots for mom. Rain boots for lease. So
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: we had heard that there's like a little park that
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: you has, like a cute little hill to take the
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: kids seedding. It was a little melted. It wasn't a
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: whole lot of slow snow, Thank goodness. I found a
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: patch of snow that she could like go from top
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: to bottom on her sled. Different and you take a
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: real you talk, They're gonna be like, this is boring.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: This I can see grass, not her. No, we built
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: an icy snowman because you know, the snow it's coming
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: to a close the winter months. You guys. The joy
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: and happiness on my child's face when she was sledding
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: was like the most heartwarming, happiest thing I have ever.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: She was screaming and then she was Darren deviling. Remember
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: she would lay down in the sled and put her.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Arms, lay down like a coffin.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and fly down the hill, no fear at all.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: She had the best time to wear she See.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Those are the things that I wish I was there for. No,
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: I know, yeah, being in person.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: But before we go down the hill, I get in
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: the back of the car to get her ready. I
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: slip on my snow boots and one is two sizes
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: smaller than the size that I need. Okay, they both
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: say Women's nine. I'm like, this is bullshit. So I
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: do a video and I'm like, I'm not going to
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: post it though, but I'm letting Walmart know. Not cool, bro,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: not cool at all. Like they say that they're the
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: same size, and I'm clapping my fhence and they.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Were attached with it. They were attached you know those
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: little Yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: So like the two they weren't ripped apart. Now they
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: came from the manufacturer like that.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Yes. So I'm like, I'm wearing them. I have nothing
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: else to wear. I'm not wearing my like Jordan ones
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: in the snow, yep, cold, So I wear them. I
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: keep Lisa goes keep the tag on them. Make sure
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: that you don't take the tag off. So we are
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: done with our day. We go back to Walmart. Lisa
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: goes to take the shoes back. I said, you're going
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: in solo because you'll be able to handle this like
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: a champ. Lisa goes in and she stays like this,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: right when she doesn't get what she wants, she still
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: stays like this, persistent, level headed, I don't get what
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I want immediately I explode and then they always went yeah.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Because the explosion.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: So with my receipt, and I'm so proud I've got
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: my receipt, I've got the tags, I've got the boots,
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: and I'm ready to rock roll. And this lady at
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: the counter tells me. She points at a sign, this
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: little two by four sign that says no returns on
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: winter apparel. And I say, they're not the same size,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: and she looks at him. She's like, they're both nines.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: And I'm like clapping the boots together because one's.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Way bigger, way bigger than the other.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: And she calls another girl over and she tells me
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: the same thing. And then I get a third and
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: they tell me the same thing, and I said, I
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: want to see your store manager. He comes over. He's like, well,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: they both say nice. When I said, well, paper take
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: sinc you write anything you want, doesn't mean it's true.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Slap them together again. And he says, well, there's no
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: returns on winter merchandise. And I said, you know, I'd
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: like you just show me this sign where I got these?
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Can we walk over and look? So we march over
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: there and there's no sign none. Okay, so he takes
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: care of me and apologizes and says, okay, well we'll
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: take them back because they are mismatched.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Well you should take that back as a business even No, no,
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: but he.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Did, and I do. I do hold him like I
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: do understand where he's coming from. I said, we're a
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: resort town. People come in, they buy their winter stuff,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: return and then they try to return it. So I
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: can appreciate that. And you know what, but if we
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have returned those had they been the right side,
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: The same exactly. But that's the one thing it's like.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: But it was very nice that people do do that.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: But when I am literally showing the visual of these
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: two boots slapping that both say nine it would.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Really hard for them to drive because of the nines, and.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Said, I would have said there is something wrong, let's
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: just take.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: He said, let's return those because they're faulty. Yes, And
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: then the rain boots there was no sign because.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: But again, a rain boot is not winter apparel. Now,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: who's going up to Deer Valley in rain boots? Rain
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: boots are year round shoes, and that's why there there
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: was no sign over there, because rain boots are not
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: winter apparel, right, they're technically spring.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I can't understand because I'm sure a lot no.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: When I understand too, But Mom, I couldn't even donate
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: those boots if I wanted to.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: No, you couldn't.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: But that's the thing of like, but you know what
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: I s was there.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: But can I tell you if.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: No one bought those boots at the end of the day,
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: they would have to open them and go these don't
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: even match yeap back.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: So anyway, so I know if Lauren would have gone
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: in there, you wouldn't have had the stamina.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: How much were the boots They were like many bucks.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: It wasn't the whole thing was fifty bucks.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: It was it wasn't it to me to return it was, yes, Like,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: let me be real, it wasn't. The boots were probably
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: twenty bucks. And I actually really liked them had they fit.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I was like hyped on them that I found them. Yeah,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: let's just say I didn't want them after the trip.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to return them. But I literally could
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: not even donate those to somebody because you would only
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: have one shoe.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: That's right, Okay, No, I agree.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: One for you and one for your wife because really.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Men, but can I tell you you got to probably
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: what it was one woman nine, one men's nine.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: But no they said lady nine. They both said ladies nine.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: You know what you did get that was super cute.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: It was that head thing.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, with the tea on it. Yeah.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Can I tell you this Walmart? It was fabulous.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: It's like right across the street from the McDonald's, aid them.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, that Walmart is nice. Yeah, you could
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: like eat off the floor.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bathrooms the whole nine yards. Yeah, So kudos to
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Walmart in Park City.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well after that trip and after we sunk into it,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I fell in love with Salt Lake again. I got
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: on Zillow and was like, I'm getting a place here,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: like that is the next move that I want to make.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: The next piece of real estate that I would like
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: to acquire is a condo in downtown Salt Lake. For
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: a minute, I was like, I want to be in
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Park City. Park City is much more expensive, but also
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I was thinking, just the way downtown is, it would
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: be so fun to have a condo because there's so
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: much to do walking downtown in the winter time, even
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: the fall is the most fun you'll ever have.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, and it's so pretty at Christmas time too, all
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: And you make a day of going to Park City
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: and do you want to do lights?
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, forty five minutes to Park City to me is
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: easy to be in Park City. But when you live
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: in Park City to drive into Salt Lake hard, that's hard.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: And I was thinking, like that's a a.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Exactly yes, And I was like, how fun would it be?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Like we could fly in and go to a jazz game,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: we could go to a Utah football game.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Well, do you remember we used to at Christmas time?
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Don't you remember when we did that?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was fun.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: But Christmas time, Yeah, remember every year we'd get a
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: hotel room and we'd go to Temple Lights.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: And yes, oh it was the best little America.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so fun.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: And Utah has a hockey team now, like a real
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: life NHL.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I know a lot of the fans were eating at
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: the restaurant in our hotel and.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: They don't have a name yet. They're just called Utah
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Hockey and they play at Hockey Club and they play
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: it Delta Center.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: So I'm just to say very into all of that
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: we're close to getting a team MLB. Really, they're they're
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: wanting to at.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Least got to get on it, I know.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: And the Olympics.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Olympics are coming in like twent or something.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know when it's then it's coming.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I will say. When we drove up onto the East
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Bench where I grew up from that immediately I was like,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: someone call it chopper, get me to the airport and
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: take me back to Los Angeles, California, because I hate this.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Well, I know, but we lost dad, Like dad dark,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: it's very dark, and we don't need to be up there.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: No. But but downtown had changed so much that I'm
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: like the same place. The level of cleanliness. This state
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: has it figured out. Okay, it takes care of its people,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: the brand new roads, like everything, care.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Of the homeless as well.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: That was the bab That's what I'm saying. They baby
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: there people. We went to get our rental car and
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: this guy goes, how much do you hate LA in
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: California when you have to pay your mortgage? And this
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: was before I fell in love with Salt Lake again.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, honestly, I love it because I get
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: to live in Los Angeles and he goes, I'm originally
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: from there, and he goes in In two thousand and eight,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I lost my job. I went to Arizona, Colorado, and
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Utah was the only place I could find a job.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: And I have been here ever since. He goes, I'll
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: never leave because I love it, And I'm looking at
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: him like, oh sad.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: But you know, if I look at it, like, there's
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: so much to do in Utah. There's hiking, biking, skiing.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: I mean it's year round, like.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Your buddy is from. He lived here for five years
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: before he moved to Salt Lake. Yes, from Maryland, but
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: he said that like Utah and it's for him. He
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: loves mountain biking. But like every day he is doing something,
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: whether it is skiing, hiking or anything of that.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: And there's lakes for boating. I mean there's so much to.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Like that, right.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: There's even like downtown was popping, people walking around.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Going to We had a rooftop in our hotel. It
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: was it was.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Ryder. I love the name. It's such a good bar.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: So I fell in love. I had to actively stop
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: myself from crying. When we were about to leave. I
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: was watching the Russens like give my kids a hug
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: and everything, and I was like, I will be damned
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: if I cry about this moment. Right now, like it's
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: all good. I'm ready to plan the next VAK. We
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: get to the airport to fly home. We've really conquered it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: You guys, if you're traveling with a lot of bags
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: in your family and you have a rental car, have
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: one person like dropped off at the airport with all
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: the bags, send someone to just drop the car off,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: shuttle back to the airport, and then deal with the bags.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: That's the way that we did it this round, and.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Because usually so much easier our bags to the rental
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: place and then get on the shuttle with all of
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: our bags.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Yesternightmare No, we sent easton with the bags, dealt with
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: the rental car. It was so easy, bright.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Beautiful cover, lucky to have, like Taylor. But I will
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: even say, if we are somewhere where we have a
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: rental car, I rather load the rental car up. Yeah,
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: drop me or somebody off at the airport with the bags,
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: then go back to the rental even if you have to,
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: because the bags are the worst part of the trip.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: The worst. Yep, and we were in that line. Everyone's
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: so friendly in Utah. There was this guy who I
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: wanted to punch in the throat. The line is ginormous
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: and he is showing the agent. It was probably three
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: minutes that he was standing there showing the.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Five.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: That's just when we were waiting in line watching him
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: do it. He was still there when we were finished, yes,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: showing the ticket agent or whoever the video of his
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: sons skiing. So I said to him, I go, sir,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: there's a very long line with people waiting you guys.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: He was so into his video he didn't right back
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: hear me, and the ticket agent looked at me like
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I wish that I had the balls to say something,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: but everyone's so kind there.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: But I was living in the line right knowing, oh
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: my gosh, you're doing this and I've got a plane
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: to catch. I know how those people felt.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I know because let me tell you something. For example,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Smoll Biles, excellent gymnast, if her mom rolled up on
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: me to show me what she was doing, I'd be like,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't have time.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Fuck, you've got a great child, and well I would.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Like to be nice and tell her, that's fabulous, but
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: I can't, like, you can't tie up a line like that.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is your kids and things like
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: that like that is amazing. Yeah, tell tell the ticket
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: agent about it while you're checking them in and then
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: call it a day. Don't pull up the longest video
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: that you have of him doing all these job.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: He was scrolling for more stuff.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I know. I wanted to have his head on a plotter.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: I was like, Oh my.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: God, God, should wait?
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Is this a sign I should leave?
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we weren't waiting.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: That was That's the only reason why we were all right, anybody,
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: We we got to La safely.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: We're waiting on the plane again. Lisa is all about
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: looking at the price rather than where we're placed on
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: the plane, and I support that decision. Yes, a little frustrating,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: but it's fine. Ocean needed to go to the bathroom
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: so badly that on the plane I had to put
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Sosa's diaper on her.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Well, no, we landed. We landed, people are popping up
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: to get off the plane and Ocean that's when she
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: decides to go to the bathroom and she can't hold it.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: I want to go on the air because.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: She waits until she her eyeballs are floating, so I
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: tell her to hold it or I.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Can put a blowout. At this point too.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Guys, the level of stank ass that Sosa had I
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: felt horrible. I wouldn't stand up because I'm like, what,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put her ass level to eye level with
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: these poor passengers, and she just kept going. It was
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: just like a freaking symphony.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: So we've got one that nisko patty, the other one
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: that's already gone potty, and.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at her bum going it is a matter
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: of before this diaper is blown out, because we doesn't
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: have one day that passes without a massive blowout, ruining clothing.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Guess what we didn't talk about? What cheesecake factory?
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I blocked it out.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: We forgot about, like the most about.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: It, I now tell.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: So you guys were at the hotel and we are
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: having breakfast and the plan is to go to City
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Creek with Candace and Kristen. Who are We have a
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: whole day planned. So Sosa, who I have started giving
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: food to, She's so far had sweet potatoes and bananas,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: So I think bananas are a safe bet to give
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: her on this trip, and she is loving them like
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I've never seen her love bananas more, So give her
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: the banana.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: We're shopping at City Creek, we decide to go to
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: cheesecake factory. Sosa has a blowout that has gone through
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: her clothing. I take her to the bathroom. I'm changing her.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: She's happy, go lucky as I'm changing, and.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: We don't have a change of outfit.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: By the way, I don't have a change of outfit, no,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: because that would be too on the ball of me.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: You're at the mall, though, so that's good, that's great.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Right, we'll go to get her out right.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: No, that's that's our motto.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Though.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: If we forget something, we always say we can buy it.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's because of that we shot ourselves in
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: the foot, because we literally forgot everything from you.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Yea. If I'm packing and I'm like did I pack that,
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: I'm like, whatever, they've got a target.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: So I look at her and I'm Google Gaga. I
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: go to strap you know, the diaper on, and I
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: look at her again and she is going like with
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: and I just see like all this foam start bubbling
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: up in her mouth, and because I took the CPR class,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I whip that child up as quickly as I possibly can.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: And it was she was just vomiting, like real life vomit.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: This was not spit up. And she's yes, and it's
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: a ton the path, just doing it all over the
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: floor and she won't stop. The moment that I pick
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: her up to look at her face, she's getting wider
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: and wider. Her breathing's getting more shallow. I flip her
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: over again. I'm hitting her back. She's vomiting again. I
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: find my phone in my pocket. I call Cannie. I said,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: please send my mom in. Sosa's vomiting. She comes in,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: We clean it up. She looks like she's kind of,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: you know, been through the ringer, but she's she's okay.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I take her to the table. She is kind of
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: and I know my baby. When my baby's tired, she's
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: not a pleasant baby.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: She's not quiet.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: She's not quiet. I'm gonna go to sleep. She is
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: fussing and you have to remove her. She's a virgo.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: She likes her routine. She knows how. She likes to
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: nap in a dark room in her bed. So it's
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: hard when we're out and she's tired. She's acting lethargic
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: to me. She goes again to throw up. I'm like, okay,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: this goes on you guys for thirty minutes. I said,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: if she does it one more time, we're calling nine
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: one one. And it wasn't. It wasn't similar to how
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I felt like when Ocean fell off the bed and
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: that nine one one call. I was in sheer fucking panic.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Well, I was in shock.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, this one was like, I'm just she's a baby.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: You don't fuck around with babies, kids and the elderly. No,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: we're calling somebody. She's probably fine. Not taking the chance
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: though she does it again. At this point, she is
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: very lethargic, and I can't like I can tell she's
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: breathing because she is alive, right, but I can't feel anything. No,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: So the dispatcher asked.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: So I made a phone call and I'm usually deer
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: in the headlights when those kind of target I was on.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Was on point. Yeah, But I think it's because you
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: didn't feel like it was do or die.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like we.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Were concerned and I'm not messing around, but I'm not.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like Ocean falling off the bed.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Like something didn't happen to throw you off of right, So.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: We call their They're like getting a stretcher out and
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I was like, I do not want this to be
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: So we ran out and ran out with the baby,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: and of course just in time as they arrived for
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Sosa to start talking, feet flying around, putting her toes
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: in her mouth. They were like, she really looks okay,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: and they said we if you want to go and
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: have more tests run, we can. But all of her
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: vitals came back. They said it's not allergic and allergic
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: reaction because she doesn't have hives or anything.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: But because I'm I don't like bananas, but they also
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: do something to my mouth. My dad the same.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: The reason why because of you and the bananas.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I think I got it. I fucked up and
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: gave her way too many.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: We probably gave her three quarters of a banana.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Well, she was like really digging in and I was like, oh.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: And we were in a private room and we were
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: really digging the restaurant.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I was having my second coffee. I know it was great,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: you know, I felt I felt horrible, but she was
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: in rare form and shape, and you know what, I
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: don't mess around. I just simply don't mess around.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So that I did lose it with the the
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: server though, because I went over to tell her what
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: was going on and I started falling to the server
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: and then afterwards I apologies and she was so caid.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: She was so nice.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just utah and just kind.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: No, they could not have been more incredible. And I asked,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: where do you take the kids? Like, let's just say,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: because I said, I'm not going to take her for
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: more testing. If you guys are telling me that she's
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: cleared to go, then where I trust you guys. If
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: it happens again, I'll be on my way.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: They kind have been more kind.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they have one of the top pediatric hospitals
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: primary children's yeah in the country. Yep, So that was
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: how did I forget that we blocked it out? I
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: did block it out because I was a little bit traumatized.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: But I go kind of into fight mode when things
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: like that happen, and then once it all sinks in,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: then I kind of melt down. But you were on
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: at least well, I was very.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: And can I tell you that On another note, ocean
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: have the best trip and they have little koy fish
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: at what does it city creek? Yeah, and she had
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: the best time to the point where she lost her
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: shoe and it started floating.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: She was and there, No, she wasn't in the creek.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: She was just rock and she was flipping her feet
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: like this, and the rock must have had like a
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: little edge that kind of like pulled the shoe off
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: a bit, because before I know it, the shoe is
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: floating down the river the creek and this sweet man
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: who had about twelve kids was the one who fished
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: it out. And I was like, I'm so grateful because
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I had so so attached to me. I was like,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: there was no way that by yeah, I think it's done.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: The creek is done. Let's you know, we've seen the fish.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Let's head out. Ocean is very into you realize that
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: they don't take much to be entertained. Because I was
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: thinking of stopping off at that place where they have
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: the two being it used to be or whatever.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: It's I don't know.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: They do like us.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: It's like a skate park, trampoline park.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Woodward, Woodward.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they have a facility up there, and I
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: was thinking of taking her to being there. But I'm like,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: if she really hates it, then there's no reason to
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: do something so extravagant.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Well you didn't work snow pants anyway.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: No, but I would have sucked it up. But she
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: you just realized that it's like the tiniest little things
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: that they're so happy about, like doing a ferris wheel
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: in the.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Middle of the department outside of She loves it there
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: and those upset when we left, Well, we woke up
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: and she goes, do we leave today?
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I said yes. She goes, do you want to? I
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: said no. She then we shouldn't. Then we don't have
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: to because if you don't, I said, baby, we do
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: have to go home. And she was why when you
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: don't want to do something, then you just don't do it.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I know, damn, I wish I could.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: I don't want to do that.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: And then she sitt on the airplane. Remember she said,
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: I don't want to leave it.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: She closed. She goes, I don't want to leave close
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: the little window was really cute. And then she showed
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: me she was reading the What to Do in Case
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: of an Emergency those little packs in the back of
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: the airplane chair.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: And she loves that the airplane has a slide.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: So this airplane has a slide.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Would we crash? Yes, let's not get the slide out.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Let's keep everything.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: And she goes and Mom, when we land in water,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: you got to put your life jacket on, like when
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: we crash in water. Like, no one's being like, you
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: know what, we're gona landing on the water today, slides.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: He's landing on water. Baby.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: It was fun. It was really fun.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: It was a great trip. So I do have a
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: few things to talk about on this uh episode besides
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: our fabulous trip to Salt Lake City. You guys, I
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: really am in love with it.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: No going back in May. I'm already planning, I tell you,
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: will upgrade our seats to comfort plus.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Though, yeah, just a little comfort plus. I'm the first class.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, like, what's the big I'll do it also,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: and I really truly would like you to take us,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: like book it for the week, like a week, and
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: let's do one day of like having a real estate
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: agent take us to condos. Absolutely, you love conspiracy theories, right,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: you want to hear the newest one? You guys, Yeah,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna freak Katy Perry is indeed Jean
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Benet Ramsey. What that's what people are saying. No, yeah,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: there was an AI generated ig video and it was
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: showing like that, Jean Bennet morphing into Katie. Yeah, isn't
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: that wild?
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: So they don't show the video. I guess it was
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: taken down.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: But there's an AI dude, and if it's anything above
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: like ninety eight points something percent, it's the same person, right.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: It just says that. I don't think it shows who
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: did it, just says The now deleted YouTube video per
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Entertainment Tonight suggested that Perry's real parents were actually Patsy
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: and John, who had faked their daughter's death so she
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: could become famous. The videos also point that doesn't make
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: any sense.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: No, do a DNA test and you will quickly learn
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: she is not John the name Ramsey. Come on, guys, come.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: On very far. However, conspiracy theorists say that all of
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: that is indeed bullshit. P Diddy is not actually in prison.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: That's what I've been seeing.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: That's what they're saying.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like there's another Yeah, everybody has doppelgangers.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know what. I don't know what to believe
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: you anymore.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Just to let everybody else know. On another conspiracy theory,
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: rapper he has been in prison and he's in prison
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: for life. They said he got out and he got skinny,
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: you know, yeah, and they say it's a Gucci suit.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: There's another rapper, his name's Hobson who said a whole
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: lot of things. And now things are coming up that
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: that is making sense. But do you want to know
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: my favorite conspiracy right now? Tell me KFC.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, dear, tell us, tell us she's crazy.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: They have. If you haven't seen the commercial, go see it.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: I think it's it's like two minutes in thirty seconds.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Where do you go see it?
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: YouTube?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is it playing at AMC.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Is more of But it's the weirdest commercial ever and
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: it's just a bunch of people and it's like they're
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: in a tribe. It's like a tribe of people like
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Biblical yes and Cannibal yes yes. So what happens is
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: this guy walks these people come down from.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Thought that they were trying to pretend it was Jesus Christ.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: That's what I was way. He was walking like, so
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: he walks in people like drop down from trees, this
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: tribe and then they like pick him up, they dip
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: him into a lake of gravy.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like baptizing.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Baptizing him and then he comes out as a piece
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: of chicken.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: You guys.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: So people are saying a lot. Everybody says they'll put
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: it in front of your face before you actually know
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: what you're in. Now they're putting it in front of
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: our face of like they're dipping people. It's coming out
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: as chicken, so much chicken that we're becoming a part or.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: But then you got to go and see how many
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: pieces of chicken are these people selling a day? And
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: it is astronauts two hundred and fifty thousand pieces of
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: chicken a day.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: That's discussing, you guys. We're not a drumstick.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know, Lisa, I really don't.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Basically, what they're saying is before it even gets to KFC,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: it's being manufactured.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: And like it could be human remains ew like chicken.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I don't need a KFC.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Well I need to go on a diet and you
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: just started it for.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you haven't seen it, it really is
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: a crazy conspiracy. Everybody on TikTok anybody doing somebody doing it,
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: they're talking about it.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Why I love social media for this reason is like
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: the people are speaking and they're catching on. We're not stupid, right,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: We're not dumb anymore. And what's happening is it's similar
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: to when Balenciaga came out with their campaign and everything
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: was right in front of you. And what they're trying
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: to do to us, you guys, is desensitize us. They
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: are trying, like I remember prime example, and I love it,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Like this is like the grate it of desensitizing. Do
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: you remember the Seinfeld episode where a Lane gets the
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: o Henry airis the bra?
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Wear there is it as a top? Yes, and everyone
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: cannot believe it. And then I remember being probably nineteen
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: twenty years old and people wearing lingerie and buying it
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: for like jeans with a blazer.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Oh I used to wear cavasols.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, my blazer. I mean it's getting down to
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: the underwear now, like most girls will wear like underwear
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: that like goes way above, like the thong. Yeah, and
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: then they'll wear like something, So now your underwear is
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: a part.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Of your outfit.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Like now you don't even think twice. When someone walks
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: in with like a freaking pair of jeans and a
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: freaking wonder bra with a blazer, You're like, oh my god,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: how cute. Body slamming believe that people would go like
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: if your mother thought I should be?
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Like, what the hell?
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Well, people go to nice dinners and they'll wear the
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: thong and then like a see through dress.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: That you think I should wear something like that?
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Fuck you vomit, I'll be I'll be so si cheese.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: But that's what I mean. I feel like they are trying.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: To you and I would both be vomiting.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: You would be vomiting at your own That's not very
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: self lover.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Self love. I don't but that was good. That was
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: a funny joke. But you wouldn't vomit. She was going
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: over the edge.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, snap, snap the rooftop. I don't know.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I actually really enjoy when I see certain people walking
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: around in whatever they want, and it's like, I just
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: love that you. I love like I love to see
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: a confident person.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: I do too, because you know what the world, I
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: don't feel that bad about myself, but you know what
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: I'm really into right now? Matching swap, no matching sweat outfit. Well,
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: I bought a new one.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: You did, and I thought you're gonna wear it today?
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: I was, but it's.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Packed.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: You wanted to give that a moment.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: I really like it.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: You wear it a lot, but I like.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: It like I'm getting my many's worth.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: You certainly are a little pricey for me.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what is the freak?
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: One was three? I think this free people? What is that? No,
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: this one's Bloomy's bloomy pants. It's that one, not a
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: clination or something.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone asked you if that was that's what it was. Yeah,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know either.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: By the way, those Skims has fantastic. I don't like
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: buying into the hype of certain things, but Skims has
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: really got it conquered when.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: It comes to the sweat. That's my next purchase.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have mens yep. Like I I just am
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: obsessed with seeing anyone who's like a confident in person.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: There's this this new trend going around. It's called the
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: quote unquote chubby filter, and it's basically where you're familiar
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: with filter's mom right, It's kind of like the.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Old man or old woman. Yeah, put it on your
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: face and it shows you what you'd look like chubby, skinny, old, young, and.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: So a lot of people are doing it because it's
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: a trend. But if you're someone who feels that they
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: are quote unquote chubby, that I don't think is a
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: productive filter to have to see people laughing or commenting
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: on a face that really isn't yours but would be
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: yours if you were just a little bit more, had
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: a little bit more poundage on you.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, so there's an app for that.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, I mean, show what you would look like as
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: a chubby person.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Live around face. Now, I can't imagine what it looked
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: like if I put the chubby to.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Each their own. I always take it back to the
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: thing of like, yes they made a chubby thing, there's
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: people that are gonna like it.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Picture you think people need to buck up a bit.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, It's like if somebody puts a poster up for
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: guitar lessons and you can go and pull one down.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: If you hate guitar, you don't have to go up,
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: dre and go. But I fucking hate guitar. Stay away
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: from it. You know it's not for you.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: You know what, I I agree, I do agree with
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: you in some way, like because I feel like everyone's
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: getting so freaking sensitive. It's like, don't say that, don't
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: look at that, don't project that where it's like, oh
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: my god, at what point do we draw the freaking line?
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: And that's the thing.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: But that's why I think people need to build confidence
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: within themselves, because you cannot control the outside world. I've
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: always said, and it could be an unpopular opinion, but
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: instead of trying to squash bullying because you don't have
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: control over people who are mean, we need to start
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: teaching kids how to deal with a bully, like instill
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: confident and how to deal with people who are not
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: that nice so that it doesn't affect you to the
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: point of.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: It's almost strong enough to hold your own well.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: You know. That's why I'm so vicious.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: With the tongue.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: And you're a virgo.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: No virgos are very even killed. Scorpio's my rising.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Which, speaking speaking of which, how to parent your child
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: based on their zodiac sign? So hello, giggles dot com
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: did how to parent your child based on their son
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: their sign? However, it's so much more complex than that.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: There's your Sun, there's your moon, and then there's your rising.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: You have to remember the sun is what you came
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: into the world, as your moon is how you handle emotion.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Your rising is what you project to the world. Right,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: So for example, me raising ocean, she's doubles or yeah,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: double Pisces, piscey sun Pisces rising. So to me, I
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: know that that kid knows exactly who she is. She's
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: gonna be stuck in her ways because she's projecting exactly
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: who she is, who she was born to be. Yes, me,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: I'm constantly conflicted because my son's sign is very even
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: killed is a perfectionist kind of gets nervous when the
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: wind blows a direction that wasn't planned. But my rising
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: is Scorpio, which is intense.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: So the two of those are in constant conflict with
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: each other, but raising. So it says, Virgo children, this
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: will be for you because I'm the Virgo well and
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: for me, because so says the Virgo. Virgo children are
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: the Benjamin Buttons of the zodiac world, seeming to emerge
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: from the womb fully matured. Keeping them busy is vital.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: They cannot stand to be idle. They don't like being stagnant. Pisces.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Although they have the reputation of being cold fish, they're
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: deeply loving, thoughtful, and feeling souls who like nothing more
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: than curling up with their loved ones at the end
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: of the day. Ocean, who wants nothing to do with
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: me until bedtime? Do you want to cuddle? You can
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: connect with your Pisces child through art, music, or something
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: spiritual like attending a church, temple or mosque service. She
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: loves to say prayers, and all we do is bond
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: over music all the livelong day. She'll listen to what
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: she wants and shees, Mom, how about you surprise me
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: with the next song, which the surprise she always wants
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: to be I Want It that Way by Backstreet Boys.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: But she loves that other song, not that one, the
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: one about the.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Love you guys, I Got You by Sierra, which is
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: her song to her kids, and every time I play it,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: I could literally soab.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: My eyes out, and she loves.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's basically about like I'll take all the pain,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: I'll take all the blows.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Like I've got your back, yes, yes.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: And Ocean will look at me and be singing in
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: the back like this, and she'll do her heart Yeah.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Heart hands.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: I love it, and I like how she does it
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: our way and not like the stupid one handed way.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: That's a hard way. I don't think she knows how
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: to do it.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Don't teach her.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, new gen thing, Yeah, she's she's generation Alpha. She
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: and again double pisces. She's like, I don't fall in
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: line with what y'all are doing. This is what I'm into.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: She's fun.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: It'll be interesting to receive. I know we'll have a
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: sobbing Gigi on the pot the moment we start at dinner,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: she goes like with Ocean, I mean.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: I started without crying. I can crying.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Now you should go for it. Look at her her
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: eyes arter it.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: It's okay.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: I adore that child so much.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I know, to the point where I'm like, so so
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: is overhir No, I adore.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: You know what Sosa is going to be my chick
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: when she starts toddling.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when the toddler starts toddling, I think Sosa is
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: going to be intense, way more intense than Ocean.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: That's all right, way, mom, we got we got her.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Before we sign off, if I want to talk to
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: you guys about my well hours, sweet Celebrity bracket. It
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: is now out. We are how many.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Days in five or a madness of March though, I
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: mean we're about four days in of games. It started
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: Thursday and went to Sunday and now I think next week. Yeah,
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: so it'll pick up Thursday for Sweet sixteen and then
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: the Sweet sixteen will go into Elite eight, into the
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Final four, into the National Championship.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: I love it. So you guys know who our housewives
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: are who are facing off. We'll discuss that next week
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: on the bonus episode. Yes again for those of you
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: guys who are living under a rock and don't know
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: how to vote, it's in the bio.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: In the podcast, So go to the podcast Instagram pagage,
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: give that all up, Pido. It's like right under the pig.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: So basically it's most people know what the bio.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: Is, sore your photo is.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Give Them La La pod Instagram page. You'll
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: see the link tree. You click on it and then
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: you'll see the Sweet Liberty bracket and that's how you're
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: gonna vote. And next week on the bonus we'll talk
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: all about our house So I explain most fruit all
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: brack and if I know and guess what I'm gonna
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: do all day today. Catch up on all my promo shows.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know, I'm gonna have a Heyday. Wait, I
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: love it.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Happy freaking hump Day.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Who you guys? I love you.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: I hope you have the best hump day as well.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Continue killing it for the rest of the week, and
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: we will catch you on Monday.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Bye bye bye