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990 - 90 Day HEA with Kimberly and Matt! · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hi, everybody, Welcome to Pink Shade. This is Kimberly.
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  Speaker 2: Hello. Hi, I'm Mary Pain. I'm Mary Pine. Hi readdy,
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  Speaker 2: I'm married Ginger, Ginger, Ginger. You stop that right now.
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  Speaker 2: It be nuts to your sister, Lett. Oh don't you?
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  Speaker 2: Is that my lipsy? You put my lipsy down? And
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  Speaker 2: I met Mar. Everybody. I'm not in Mary Pain, but
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  Speaker 2: I want to be.
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  Speaker 1: But you have the lashes of Mary Pain thanks to you. Hello, Lash.
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  Speaker 2: And now thirty percent off, not twenty Pink Shade thirty y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Last time we talked about it, it
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  Speaker 1: was twenty.
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  Speaker 2: Well I just saw a thing, so it that shit works.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here, yeah, mm hmm h. We are so excited
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  Speaker 1: to be here. We Mary Pain is not feeling well,
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  Speaker 1: so we wish her well. We miss her, but it's
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  Speaker 1: always exciting to get to talk to the lovely Matt Marr.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking about you with Mary Pain just yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: two days ago, and I said, he's going to pee town.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know what that is. I said, is
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  Speaker 1: that pussy town?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: And she I said that can't be right, and she.
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  Speaker 2: Said it's more like penis town.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, penistown that's and you have a bunch of slutty outfits.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just thrilled for you.
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  Speaker 2: It's Provincetown, really but okay, which is on the very
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  Speaker 2: tip of the Cape of Massachusetts.
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  Speaker 1: Just the tip of just cape tip.
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  Speaker 2: It's beautiful. It's not just I will say, it's not
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  Speaker 2: just a legitibi aqua a queer destination. It is also anybody.
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  Speaker 2: There's actually a lot of straight people that will go,
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  Speaker 2: and families and things like that. It's just like the
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  Speaker 2: most magical, safest, especially in the day and age, safest
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  Speaker 2: lgbt Q I a space I think I've ever been in.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I love that.
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  Speaker 2: It's great. Like you see straight guys with their wife
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  Speaker 2: and their kids pushing a stroller and their shirt says
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  Speaker 2: wicked pride. Yeah, it's just great. It's so anyway, and
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  Speaker 2: it's there's wonderful drag shows, wonderful food. There's also it's
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  Speaker 2: not like fire Islands. It's not like, you know, Fireland's
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  Speaker 2: just like Dicks, Dicks Dick, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, dickstick.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Uh, Provincetown is a little more. Things close down
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  Speaker 2: at one o'clock so and I usually always irish could
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  Speaker 2: buy everyone around midnight because I get crowded and my
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  Speaker 2: gummy wears off and I'm like, I'm going to bed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so anyway, it's great. I just Ingrid producer Ingriss telling
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  Speaker 2: me there's a town called i uh Rehoboth, which I've
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  Speaker 2: never heard of, but another other gay destination. Apparently I
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  Speaker 2: need to go there as well and just do the rounds.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to go hang out to just do
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  Speaker 1: a gay road trip now and go to all of
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  Speaker 1: these gay destinations.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't have this really in California or in
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  Speaker 2: the in the West coast, like we.
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  Speaker 3: Don't San Francisco, but the city well San Francisco's ruined
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  Speaker 3: now because of tech.
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  Speaker 2: But even before, like there was it was like a
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  Speaker 2: gay area. But these are like actually like gay like
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  Speaker 2: queer towns like the whole Yeah, like little Enclaves and so.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, San Francisco probably would have been the closest,
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  Speaker 2: but now it's so different. But we don't have anything
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  Speaker 2: like that. I mean there's West Hollywood Springs, you know what.
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  Speaker 2: I think Palm Springs actually would be the best thing
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  Speaker 2: that we have, which is wonderful. It's like a wonderful actually, yes,
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  Speaker 2: Palm Springs. I was just in Palm Springs, so I
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  Speaker 2: love that. Yeah, it's great anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Any Way, I'm so happy to see you and we
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  Speaker 1: miss you. Mary Payne. Come back soon, but we are
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  Speaker 1: here to talk about ninety day. He yaw he yaw
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  Speaker 1: h a happily ever after. I would not recommend this
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  Speaker 1: show to start if you do not know the backstories
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  Speaker 1: of these people. I mean lost, You're gonna be real lost.
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  Speaker 1: They do the very briefest of backstories on each person,
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  Speaker 1: and they leave out most of the good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I do leave out mostly because they
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  Speaker 2: leave out unless they're trolling someone, they leave out all
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  Speaker 2: the messy stuff. Yes, yeah they do.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it never happened. Much like Baby Girl Lisa,
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  Speaker 1: it's just gone.
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  Speaker 2: It's just gone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, only.
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  Speaker 2: Like an American roll dog who's.
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  Speaker 1: If you weren't there for that. It was a moment
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  Speaker 1: in time and it was fleeting. It was ephemeral. It's gone,
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  Speaker 1: so sorry, but we were there.
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  Speaker 2: Now you remember it all too well. Yeah, there's just.
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  Speaker 4: You can throw a super bluff on body bluff both
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  Speaker 4: like Vanilla and Jathman and rough Dreams and PlayStations.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, speaking of Jasmine, we're gonna start with Jasmine.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do how's that for a segue? Jasmine and Gino
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  Speaker 1: and Matt. Uh, so we have we start with the
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  Speaker 1: last tell all from Last Resort where Jasmine surprises everyone
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  Speaker 1: with a big baby bump and Sean Robinson is doing
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  Speaker 1: her Maury Povich. Povich was he who is the father?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you Gene? It's my friend Karamo? Now Karamo's
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  Speaker 2: does that now? From Queer Eye?
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: That's a well he guessed it like when Maury was
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  Speaker 2: kind of retiring, he like, uh, he was like half on,
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  Speaker 2: half off, and so Karama would fill in and all
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  Speaker 2: the time. Well, then I would love carleb. Yeah, oh
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  Speaker 2: I know him. He's a really sweet, sweet guy and
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  Speaker 2: he uh but basically he took over now the Coroma Show,
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  Speaker 2: like in its third season in New York? Is that
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  Speaker 2: that's a lot of what they do.
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  Speaker 1: Setting my DVR because I don't know how I missed this.
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  Speaker 1: I follow him on Instagram, but obviously not closely enough.
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  Speaker 1: So nine months early, sorry, seven months earlier. So the
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  Speaker 1: baby is just a twinkle in Matt's eye at this point.
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  Speaker 1: Airport fake out, so we see both Gino and Jazzmine
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  Speaker 1: in airports. She's coming to the airport to pick someone up.
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  Speaker 1: He's arriving at the airport.
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  Speaker 2: Oh way, Oh happy together.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to see them awkwardly kiss at the airport
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  Speaker 1: and she no, it's a fake out. Gino is going
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  Speaker 1: to see Natalie, who looks to me like a combination
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  Speaker 1: of Larissa, She who goes against the Queen must I, Jasmine,
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  Speaker 1: and Octomom, who I recently saw in People magazine. She
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  Speaker 1: looks great.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really, she got all of her stuff done taken
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  Speaker 2: care of.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks good. It was an interesting article.
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  Speaker 2: Has a sable human being, though.
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  Speaker 1: It does appear to be that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know much about it.
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  Speaker 1: I think her doctor was a terrible person for doing
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  Speaker 1: all of that implanting.
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  Speaker 2: I yeah, well, yeah, I never get into I'm just
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  Speaker 2: not fascinated by like, people with a bunch of kids.
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  Speaker 2: It's just not interesting to me. I don't think it's
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  Speaker 2: a big feat. Yes, to raise children is hard, But
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  Speaker 2: to get pregnant, well it is hard for some people.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm not gonna say, but I feel like, but
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  Speaker 2: after you have, like, after you have like four or
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  Speaker 2: five kids.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's already too many for me. I want to zero.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, the earth is already overpopulated. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you need that many. And I don't think your jeans
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  Speaker 1: are that great that you like must reproduce, like the
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  Speaker 1: lines whatever, ugger.
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  Speaker 2: All that shit. I don't. We call her on our show,
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  Speaker 2: we call her jazz Bot because she just looks like jazzmine,
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  Speaker 2: Like if somebody made a ropot of jasmine, it would be.
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  Speaker 1: But it's all that cookie, this this stamping that that
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  Speaker 1: all the women sort of look like. Now this the
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  Speaker 1: botox and the lips and the I just got botox. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I'm feeling a little.
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  Speaker 2: Spock right now for time to have it.
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  Speaker 1: No, I just haven't had it in like two years.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm trying to get back on the horse of
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  Speaker 1: taking care of myself. And that includes just a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I might, I might do lips, but I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: do little lips, just little lips.
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  Speaker 2: Do what you want to do. I don't mind thin
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  Speaker 2: lips on women. I think that I but just and
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  Speaker 2: we're going to talk about it later. Make sure you
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  Speaker 2: don't just know when you do your lips really big,
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  Speaker 2: what it's going to look like when you eat a
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  Speaker 2: turkey leg. That's important to remember.
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  Speaker 1: That's important, always important to remember. I'm going to ask
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  Speaker 1: the dermatologist that, like, what will this look? I'm a vegetarian,
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  Speaker 1: but let's say I got a piece of toefurkyr greasy
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  Speaker 1: corn with butter. Like, am I going to be able to?
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  Speaker 2: Am?
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  Speaker 1: I gonna have to like donkey it and stick the
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  Speaker 1: teeth out?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And yeah. So Jasmine is picking up Matt at the airport,
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  Speaker 1: who calls her mama. A bit of foreshadowing there, and
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  Speaker 1: she smells him a lot. We all know she loves
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  Speaker 1: to smell. She loves the stinky feet, she loves the
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  Speaker 1: toe cheese and all of that. And she's wearing pretty
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  Speaker 1: woman boots and she says, oh, just a casual airport outfit.
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  Speaker 1: But they're just friends, guys, They're just friends with benefits.
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  Speaker 2: Friends who bet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So, Jasmine says she is homeless now because Gino
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  Speaker 1: has kicked her out of the house American Dream and
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  Speaker 1: she's staying with Matt And then we see the flash
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  Speaker 1: to their wedding, their sexless marriage there on last resort,
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  Speaker 1: the idea of the open marriage, and Gino, when and
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  Speaker 1: pitched the idea of the open marriage, has that upside
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  Speaker 1: down smile like Robin Brown from Sister Wives, and he
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  Speaker 1: was never happy about it. She says Gino couldn't handle
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  Speaker 1: the open marriage and kicked her out, but she still
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  Speaker 1: loves him for some reason that we still haven't figured out,
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  Speaker 1: and she wants to work it out. But in the meantime,
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  Speaker 1: she's going to get her physical needs met by her
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  Speaker 1: friend Matt. Meanwhile, Jasmine Gino, sorry, is in Vegas to
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  Speaker 1: meet Natalie. I wish it was the other Natalie because
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: she would murder Gino.
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  Speaker 2: Gino, Gino, have crib Gino.
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  Speaker 1: You called me prostitute, you call me hooker.
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  Speaker 2: You've taken me to Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: She would murder him in his sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but as but she would murder all men.
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  Speaker 1: But that is yes, she already she looks like fatal
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  Speaker 1: attraction jene close already.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that is the attraction, as Poodles said, because
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  Speaker 2: he this is his favorite topic. Guy to sleep with
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  Speaker 2: is you don't know if you're gonna get like.
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  Speaker 1: Am I gonna wake up?
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  Speaker 2: Are you gonna wake up from this after you bang?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? And will I still have a penis?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: If I do wake up.
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  Speaker 2: So it's with the devil every week. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It makes him feel alive. So he's like, I thought
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  Speaker 1: you'd be taller. I like it. And then he says,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fifty five years young and I'm from Michigan, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm finally exploring my side of the open marriage. And
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: they they met on social media. She was friendly because
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  Speaker 1: she wants to be on TV. So he decided to
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  Speaker 1: fly out to Vegas to meet with her with two
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  Speaker 1: full suitcases and she's like, how long are you staying?
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  Speaker 1: I just want to be with you long enough to
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  Speaker 1: get on the show. Oh are you moving here? And
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  Speaker 1: he says his classic line, which is I couldn't be
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  Speaker 1: intimate with Jasmine because of the fighting, and he can't
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  Speaker 1: be intimate when there's fighting. And she gave him the
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  Speaker 1: ultimatum about the open marriage. He made Matt promise to
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  Speaker 1: have safe sex. They throw that in there. She was
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: allowed to see him twice a week for no more
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  Speaker 1: than two hours. They were not allowed to get close
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  Speaker 1: or cuddling. So they must have done it like orthodox
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  Speaker 1: style with a hole in a sheet or something.
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  Speaker 2: Boy, don't knock it till you try. I've done it once,
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  Speaker 2: but it was kind of a different situation.
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  Speaker 1: That's the story for another podcast.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't really orthodox, is more just look, I don't
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: want to say it's Mary Paynes. She's gonna be yelling stop,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm not gonna I'm just gonna say it rhymes
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  Speaker 2: with hoary dough.
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  Speaker 1: Dorita.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: It reminds with boryhole.
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  Speaker 1: Oh there we go, ding king, I need to. I
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: need to brush up on my gay terminology before I
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: go on my gay road trip.
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  Speaker 2: Yes you should, because you will see a lot of
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: boryhole holes in Fire Island.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. I'm not gonna one time. One time
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: on Dayline, this guy was like a murderer and his
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: like screen name on this video game was Boukacky, which
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Katie and I had never heard of, and they like
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  Speaker 1: half blurted out on Dateline. We still get messages to
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: people who listen to that old episode and are like,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: please tell me you learn what that was? Please tell you.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: I saw that word. I knew what it was, but
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  Speaker 2: I saw the word and I I said, well, they
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: were in a buck cake what it's on the pod,
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  Speaker 2: and so I didn't know. I didn't know it was
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: Boo cocky? Okay, yeah, but cake? That makes more sense. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: so they she broke all the rules, so he kicked
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: her out. Now again, we do not know where her
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  Speaker 1: children are, if that paperwork was ever put through to
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  Speaker 1: bring her children, and what's happening now now that they're
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: not together.
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  Speaker 2: I you know, I don't know, and she cares, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we don't know if I think she does. But we
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  Speaker 2: also don't know. And but also so when you think
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  Speaker 2: about it, though I don't, I guess she can file
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  Speaker 2: it now, but maybe she can't. But Gina is the
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  Speaker 2: reason why her kids aren't there. It's not because of Jeff. Sure,
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  Speaker 2: he didn't follow that paperwork so that.
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  Speaker 1: It was summertime. He cannot work on paperwork when the
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  Speaker 1: weather's nice.
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  Speaker 2: That Michigan, Yes it was. That was his excuse. So
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe lawyer bunkies come at us, can
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  Speaker 2: let us know, like, because I don't know if Jasmine
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  Speaker 2: now can do that on our own right.
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  Speaker 1: So he says he should have his needs met, but
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  Speaker 1: he can't with Jasmine because of all the negative talking.
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  Speaker 1: So he says he's exploring with Natalie. Jasmine does not
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  Speaker 1: know he's there with Natalie, and they're doing the most
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  Speaker 1: awkward flirting I've ever seen. And it's like, you look
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  Speaker 1: cute with your glasses. He giggles like a girl, like
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: a little girl. Who is someone's pulling on his pigtails.
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  Speaker 1: My dad goes, she wants to be a regular on
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  Speaker 1: this show. That's what my dad Bob said. He's hip
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  Speaker 1: to what's going on with Natalie. Ye, so we are
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  Speaker 1: seeing some of their very cringe worthy messages from before
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  Speaker 1: the trip, and I'm not even gonna. I didn't even
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  Speaker 1: pause because I didn't want to read further. It was like,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: you're cute, You're so cute. And then she says she
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: prefers bald men, and he's like, I might ditch the hat.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: And then they go to the ice bar in Vegas,
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  Speaker 1: which I do want to I would like to check
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: it out, except they give you coats to wear, and
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I feel like they don't wash them, and people in
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Vegas are very sweaty.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: They don't wash them, and they're that coats, y'all, it's
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: gonna smell like stale cigarette smoke.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, can you bring your own coat?
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I bet you could. Yeah, it's got like a Canadian
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  Speaker 2: goose or whatever.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So Natalie says she's twice divorced with a lot
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: of toxic relationships, so she's perfect for ninety day fiance.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Lots of toxic relationships.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: She normally picks the bad boys, but she likes Gino
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: because he's not macho and he's nerdy but also toxic.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: It can be those things and still.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Talking all those things.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, yes, So then she drinks from the
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: titty shot. Never thought i'd use that word, and I
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: just did. And I feel weird from titty shot the
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: titty and again I thought, do they clean that spout?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not even a German phoe, but I.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Think I feel like because Jake had a problem. He's like,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: if you're going to do a shot, he said, I
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: want it coming from the nipple, and it looks like.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: No, it's like a straw coming out.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: I think they do that for cleanliness. So instead, I
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: think they probably put a new straw in everything and
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: each time.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: But then it's not really a titty shot. You're just
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: drinking from a straw.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: You're just drinking from a straw that's inside of a tit.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: So you know, I grew up Catholic. We drank wine
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: after people all the time, which is disgusting when you
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: think about it. But if I'm in Vegas, I'm just
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: gonna do a shot off the tit.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah side of you and daggers.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, the slot machines that you've touched, Oh that
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: all of them just have fecal matter on them.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Probably you're eating them from buffets.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's just yeah, it's.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: A Cesspool, but I kind of want to go back,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: so do so the gino tries, he makes a mess
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: and it goes all over the floor. He they're laughing
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: and smiling because Natalie is so nice and not negative.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: She's not yelling at me, and he's smiling and laughing,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: and it's weird to see his face like that, because it.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Is weird to see his face like because normally he's
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: just kind of.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Going mm hmmm, mm hmm, blinking.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Kind of blinking mm hmm.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Now he does have a secret from Natalie, which she
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: doesn't know the whole truth about the open marriage with Jasmine.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: And then she dares him to lick an ice sculpture
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: and he's scared because I think he's seen a Christmas
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: story too many times and I felt that. And then
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: she licks the statue like she's trying to be a
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: regular on the show, very seductively. Yeah, it's great, And
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: then they start hugging and cuddling in the bar and
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: he's like, it feels so nice. You're not bitching at
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: me and telling me what a piece of shit I am.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: He really keeps bringing that up.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, women love that. If you talk about your ex
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: all the time.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: We love that, and we'll see what she's like whenever
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: you start controlling her too.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Yep. So she said she felt bad for him because
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: what he's gone through with Horrible Jasmine or whatever side
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: of the story he has told her, or if she
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: watched it on TV, and maybe she, I don't know,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: saw an easy mark on Gino. And then they start
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: kissing in the bar and Gino just does not look
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: like a good kisser at all.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, just bad kind of kisses, like he has his
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: lips done, kind of like Jay Darthy eats that.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: So so he says, that's the best kiss I've had
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: in a long time, and she goes, yeah, it was good.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Hey, it's great. Did the camera get that?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: If the cuser around, because I'm willing to sign a contract.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: And then she gives him like a peck again and
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: he's like, oh wow, I like your kisses. That turns
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: me on. Nothing is sexier than a Michigan accent doing
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: dirty sick boy.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it's pretty gross.
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• 24:14
  Speaker 1: So uh. Back to Jasmine, she is at Matt's very
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: basic house that my dad was unimpressive.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, this Jasmine, Jasmine, I don't know why, I'm just
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: getting I'm getting loser vibes from Matt, like loser fuck boy.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I am too. This is the first time
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: we've ever gotten to see him in his natural environment.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: He is not as impressive. He's thirty seven.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just am like.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, he lives alone, he doesn't live with his parents,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: so he step ahead of half the guys on this show.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: That's true. That's true.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Mom doesn't live in Mom in the closet exactly. So
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: she says, Matt walked up to me at the gym
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: like a real ladies man saying, I'm nutritious and delicious?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Is that out?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Went?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: A real ladies man?
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Says maybe that wouldn't impress me. Oh never mind, I'm kidding.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: If he was hot and looked like that, I would
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: be like, what the fuck?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: You just rhymed? And I love a man who rhymes.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Let's go do it, Yeah, let's go do it.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: So she has her stuff everywhere in boxes, shoes, lined up, clothes,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: and she says it's been four months that she's staying there.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: That was a surprise. It looks like she just moved
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: in yesterday.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: I don't I'm more team Jasmine than I am team Gino.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, for sure, I.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Believe most everything Jasmine is said about Gino. But also
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: it's just Jasmine's a lot to live with.
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: She's just she's at but she's just she's extra in
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: life and constant validation. Yes, and so it's just it
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: just probably feels like too much a lot.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm wondering how sexy he's going to keep finding
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: her after it's already been four months, though, and he
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: still wants to have there.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, that's true.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: But she's a lot nicer to him than she is
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: to Geno though, so wasn't retracted inside of him yet.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: No, she is nicer to him. And at the same
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: time though it's like, I don't it's like we're seeing
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: a different Jasmine. Yes, it's it's like she feels to me,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: I just got to feel like she's just not comfortable
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: being herself because Jasmine's weird, yeah, and she's a little
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: and I mean that a good way. She's yeah, murky,
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: little weirdo. And Matt seems like one of those kind
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: of like just too cool for school fuck boys who's
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: like the gym had and likes hitting on women at
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: the gym and banging it out and then meet friends
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: for like beers on the weekend and going to sports games.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: So maybe with Gino she could let her freak flag
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: fly and that's why I think she loves about him,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: And then with Matt she's being this other version of herself.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, Jasmine's.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: An enigma because tell alls, I often very much like
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: her because she sticks up for other women a lot,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, go Jasmine for the immigrants, Yes, yes, absolutely,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: but then sometimes she's horrible, So I just can't can't
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: put a finger on if I like her or not. Yeah,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: she's says it's been four months. They're roommates that occasionally
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: have sex. She says he's thirty seven and never been
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: in a very serious relationships. He buys and sells I
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: think she said cars so many. He buys and sells
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: cars for a living, I guess, and is very normal
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: compared to Gino. But she doesn't say that like it's
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: a good thing.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: No, I think he's boring.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah he gets white bread.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's white bread.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: So she says she hasn't heard from Gino. And Matt
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: jokes that he's at the Bingo Hall because he's old,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: and those are the kind of jokes Matt makes because
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: he's not very funny.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Matt is whitebread, then what is Gino?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: It's like white bread with like.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: White bread. I almost imagine Gino is like what are
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: those like those raisin like bagels. Let's like sitting in
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: raisin bagels.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: And no one really wants that.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: No one really wants. Yeah, like a.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Fruit cake yeah yeah, uh huh. I could totally yeap
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: or like dry pasta that you would like eat uncooked
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: if the apocalypse had hit and you're like very desperate
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: and it hurts your teeth, but you need something. You
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: just hold your mouth, yeah, soften it. Yeah, so Gino.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: She says she worked out with Matt at the gym
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: and also hooked up with him on the same day,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: and on that day, Gino thought they were having sex.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: All day for four hours. He thought it was just
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: right fuck.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Fest and that broke the two hour rule. So that's
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: why he kicked her out. And she says she's still
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: in love with Gina and wants to make it work
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: and that's why she hasn't really unpacked at Matt's house. Uh,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: and Matt was like open Matt says, I was like
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: open marriage. Sweet deal, bro, I get to have sex
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: with a hot chick. Cool, oh, Matt. So and then
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: they are bickering about the temperature of the house and
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: it's just like so many large bottles of protein powder
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: on the counter.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: There's yeah, so many, there was like three at least.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, huge. So she tells him she went to the
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: house to pick up things and Gino had changed the locks,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: and Matt is bad mouthing Gino and she starts crying.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: But I love him. Have you ever loved anyone like
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: she's in a telenovela.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Goes, I don't know.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Again, this is a red flag that he's like, I
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: don't know. Although, now that I think about it, I've
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: never really gotten into a serious relationship until I was
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: thirty five. So maybe I need to sit down and shush.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe it's a Matt thing.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a mad thing. My brother also did not
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: was like a bit of a late settle downer.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I just and he's a Matt shush. Yeah, my brother's
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: a mat so interesting, we might have to let's call
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Matt Damon see where he landed on.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: This, Matt Damon, friend of the Pink Chet Pod.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Let us know. So, uh, McConaughey, where are you at?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: So she there, they are, she's crying and she says
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: she misses Gino and he won't talk to her, and
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: she feels like the open marriage ruined everything, and Matt
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: is just so confused by that. He's not one to
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: have a deep conversation and he's like, you're crying, Like,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: what do I do with this? You're crying over him Gino?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Like I just I want to make sure I'm understanding,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: like crying over gino.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: You know, yeah, have you seen my abs?
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but have you seen your brain?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: We haven't.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: No, we haven't. So we are going to move on to.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: God. You know what, if you want to take Darcy
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: to a horror house, one take her to is one
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: where at the end they tell her that no one
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: is ever loved her. Oh that's what maker go ay,
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: that's what.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: She falls down on the ground like she's in an
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: actual horror movie. This is clowns.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: This is exactly exactly how I am in horror. We
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: call them, we call them spook houses. So, or at
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: least where I'm from. No, I went to one in
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: high school and my girlfriend Lacey and I went with
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: our friends. Take a moment to let all that sit in.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: It's true. So we we never had sex because I
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: love the Lord, I love Jesus of the Little Catholic
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: boy and so, but we were in a spook house
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: and it was like they converted an old house into
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: this spook house. And I think it was even one
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: of those like where no, no, it wasn't it. We
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: have the spook houses they're called, like the the ones
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: that are the religious kind where it's like.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what a church smooth cass.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Oh you've never heard of that.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Is Jesus just on the cross bleeding.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Never called uh, they're called what they're called a hell house.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: So instead of a spook house or a haunted outse,
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: they're a hellhouse. And you walk in and basically it's
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: showing like the rapture or like things that will happen
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: to you if you sin. This is weird shit that
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: evangelicals do, Like Catholics don't do this, but fucking.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Like we definitely don't do that.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Baptist Assembly of Christ you go to, they would be like,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: have you been to that hellhouse out on cheek Rote.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: It's scary. It's so scary, and Darryl Donovan's like Satan
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: at the end, and I was terrified, look just like him.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: This is what happens. We didn't go to a hellhouse though,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: was we shall could see Kimberly's face.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I'm picturing like two teenagers like holding going to first
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: base in the backseat of a car and then you
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: point and go and then like the devil comes out
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: and grabs him.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like tails him to rape her and ship
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: like that. Like literally, no, they go fucking dark dark
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: there was one in l A on Los Sienaga for
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: a while several years, like during Halloween, like they're not.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Would my people be allowed in there?
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Probably not? Pro there probably is, just like a Jewish one.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: That's a Jewish room.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: I don't want to jewsh I don't know, and so
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: they but we were in this book cause but it
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: was a normal one and it did the thing, you know,
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: the thing at the end where you're it's the the
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: chainsaw with the chainsaw, and there was people in front
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: of me and that he lit that chainsaw up and
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: my ass lit up too, and I went, yo, go go,
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: and I pushed. I pushed my girlfriend Lazy out the door.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: But the house was older, so it was up like
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: three feet and they didn't have a step there. So
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: she fell in the grass and I just walked and
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I just walked over her, screaming like a gay buffood just.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Not lazy.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Oh God, I know, I know.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: You pulled to George Costanza an episode.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: I felt that that is so I would be Darcy
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: in the spook House. I would be terrified.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I love it. I thought she was gonna ask where
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: the like one of the clowns, like what kind of
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: lipstick is that who who does your makeup?
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: I don't like. Jake doesn't like them either. He says
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: he hits people, he'll hate you. So I don't like
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: what we already are doing. We're trying to build up
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: our YouTube account because we're doing our episodes on video
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: now on YouTube, and so we agreed that if we
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: get ten thousand YouTube subscribers by the end of the year,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Jake's gonna make me watch a scary movie and record it.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, so, and he I love scary movies.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: I don't. He has to read his or he's gonna
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: send his dirty text to his sex text to our
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: producer Christina, and we're going to read them on the show.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, I gotta make sure I'm subscribing.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know why we did it. It was a
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: dumb move because we're already at five thousand, and I'm like, fuck.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: So anyway, it's summer, and you know what that means. Lenen,
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: You guys, I love Lenen in the summer.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: It is so lightweight.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: It makes me feel so happy. It makes me feel
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: like a fancy lady on vacation in Italy or something.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: It look I might just be in North Carolina or
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: am I be in Virginia? I could be in Mississippi,
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: but whatever, it makes me feel fancy. I love Lenon.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: Right now in my Quents cart have the most adorable
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: shirt dressed. It's a short sleeve short dress, but it's
• 37:04
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• 37:07
  Speaker 5: It's linen.
• 37:08
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• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about Darcy Georgie. Shall we?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Please again? If you don't know the biggest betrayal I
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: think one of the biggest betrayals Matt Sharp has ever
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: done to us in the history of ninety day fiance
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: lour is we did not get to c I said
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: that in an Italian way.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: We did not to get to see.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Darcy getting married. This is something that we have. Darcy
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: is pre before the ninety days. This is all we've
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: wanted It pisses me off. It just pisses me off.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: I said, they need to do it at least like
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: a recommitment ceremony, because there's not going to be a
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Darcy and Stacy season five, which we're bummed about. But anyway,
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: so Darcy Georgie had been around for a while. Darcy's
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: from Connecticut. She has a twin sister, Stacy Georgie. He's
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: from Bulgaria, right, yeah, I think so, Gulgarian Rose. So anyway,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: so they're in this they're in this house of horror
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: with all these clowns. She's freaking out and she's like,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: don't believe me, I'm freaking.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: You know, and say what you will about Georgie. But
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: he did not push her out of the way and
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: step on her on the grass like you did to
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: poor Lacey.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Too soon, Kimberly soon. But no, he did not. He's
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: not scared of anything because he's a mountain of a
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: muscling man with a huge dick. Yeah. Oh, he's got
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: all the confidence in the world, and he smells like roses.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Probably so. But this is a big deal that he's
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: taking her out because tomorrow is Darcy's fiftieth birthday, and
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: so he planned this whole they're at like a it
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: looks really cute. They're at this like really quaint fair
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: or something like that. It's really sweet.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is he doing Is he ever this sweet to her?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Or is this for the camera? I know he's laying it.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm just a nice guy in a zebra
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: print shirt. In case there are people who haven't watched
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: our seasons, so they're just meeting me for the first time.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: This is true. This is true. The thing is I
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: do like Georgie and I like them together. Is it
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: a good, normal relationship? Typical? No, But it's just Darcy
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: has dated so many trash guys. He does treat her
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: the best of them. Okay, So I think that's why
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: I'm okay with him. But I feel like maybe he
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: is the bar. Yeah, I mean so maybe my standard
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: needs to be higher.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Ladies, raise your standards. As we say in my podcast.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: It's Stacy's with Florian and he's horrible to her.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so what their dad seems so nice?
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Oh? I like that. Oh Daddy Silva, he's so hot
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: and handsome.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: So he is. So why did they turn out like this?
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know. And he works for the CIA, so
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: he can kill you in the night. You would never know.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: No, he was just a rich businessman.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: No, he worked like for the government, like he's when
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: when Georgie later talks about meeting her parents and he says,
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: my dad was a profiler, and she said, so was
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: my dad. Oh no, he's like fucking the real fucking deal.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Like we were worried he was going to take Florian on.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Darcy and Stacy like drive him to a car. They met,
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: They met into a car, buy a car by a lake,
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: and we went, oh, this is it. Floyd's gone y
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: So yes, tomorrow she's turning fifty and they're doing fun stuff.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: They're like, can't she slide on the slide? Is she
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: too tall? And they go down the slide and Darcy
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: utters her famous catchphrases, you know, dude bick, dude bick
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: and whoa and yeah there's so many like self strong
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: and hash check girl power. So it's she's got all
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: of them in the world. So but it's great because
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: she goes down and then her tits are too big
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: because she's had him done. She can't get up. Now
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: She's like, this is why I'm not gonna well, we
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: are reality gays. We are a Darcy and Stacey standpod.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I know you are.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: There be comments about Darcy and Stacy on our Instagram.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: We delete them. We're like, we're not having it. We'll
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: let you talk shit about it anybody else we like,
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: but not our queen's. And because I feel like Darcy
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: is the care Earl Burnette a physical comedy of Naughty
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Day fiance. Proved me wrong, prove me wrong. Her trying
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: to get up from this fucking slide, just like Dad.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Goes, my dad goes. She makes the same noise as
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: that I do.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Relatable, relatable, she's every woman. Yeah. So, so we find
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: out Georgie's lived there for nine years. We don't need
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: to go on the backstorre y'all know, but basically he
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: lived there. This is not a naughty deay fiance situation.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: He already lived in d C, was there for a
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: long time before, and so they dated four months. Then
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: he proposed, but it was like they didn't set him
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: married wedding day. He was still married to his wife.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Then they broke up, then they made up, then they
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: broke up, and then I flew to Miami to the
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: winner over and Darcy just looked at the camera blinking
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: and just says, no one's ever done that for me. Well,
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: and that's all it took.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: The plane.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So they've been married for over a year.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Then we get the turkey legs. They're eating the turkey legs.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: She's She's the queen of the puns, the sexual innuendos.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: You want some meat, I want some meat. Got a
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: big taste of meat. I love its juicy, juicy meat,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: juicy just like me, juicy, tender, moist. It's too much,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: there was one one.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: It is too much, and like, look, we'll find out
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: once we hit our YouTube number what. Jake says that
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: his turny text are terrible, but we've all had our
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: terrible sextyen kind of punny moments. We've all been there.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: But when she literally said she actually they're eating the
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: turkey leg and she's like, ooh, you like all those
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: turkey turkey juices, you got them greasy turkey legs lips,
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: you got those greasy turkey leg lips, I literally just
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: wrote gross. It's not it's so bad and it's so wonderful,
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: and I'm so our TVs are better when Darcy were.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: It's true, they really are. So they go with though,
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: and Georgie sets up this cute little picnic for them,
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: and they're sitting and they're having dinner, and that's where
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: he starts to talk about he hasn't been home in
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: five years and so he's waiting to He's so excited.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: And Darcy's even says like which I think is really
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: sweet too. She's like, I want to know the old Georgie.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: I want to know like this And I know dark y'all.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: I've said this on our show a lot. You're you
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: are either a Darcy or a Stacey, and I am
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: a Darcy. And Darcy's weird, nostalgic, and so we love.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: I love if I'm dating someone and I'm into them.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: I love learning about like what they were like as
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: a kid and things. Well, Quirk, she's so she's ready
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: to hear all of that, but meanwhile, Georgie is there.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: He's walking to they're taking their shoes off, and she's like,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: oh god, StEB it and pe stebit and p in
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: the grass again. It's always a constant narration, but there's
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: a table row.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I don't think she ever shuts up. If I live
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: with her, she's just puttering around kind mumbling to herself. Yeah, yeah, I.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Do that because I live by myself, So if I
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: didn't talk to myself, he'd be very quiet in my home.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I do too. I do too. And then
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: sometimes I hear like the voices that like I sound
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: like somebody else on the show, and I'm like, oh,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: did I just sound like Jasmine? And then I'm talking
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: to myself like I'm jet It's very weird. Today, I said,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: where are my glasses? And then I said, my glasses?
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: He needs his glasses? He needs his glasses. He can't
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: see without his glasses. And I realized it was what's
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: that movie with Anna Chlumsky from when My Girl.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: My Girl Too, My Girl Too?
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: When there was a death from out trigger spoiler from
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Beastings and it.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Was My Girl one? Oh maybe that was my He
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: died in My Girl one.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm not spoiling anything. It just very sad.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: The movie that terrified all parents to get their child
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: an EpiPen.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that wasn't.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: The Bee Lobby was against the movie. They were really upset. Yeah,
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: I mean that movie wrecked people.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I know clearly me because I haven't seen it in
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: thirty years.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Isn't it Acaulie Caulkin, who's in that movie?
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: When did that movie come out? Oh, my god, my
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: girl nineteen ninety one. Wow, I remember because I was
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: in middle school at the time, and it was just
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: like you know, emotional middle school girls already. It was
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: girls like just even coming to like they saw it
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: on the weekend and coming to school on Monday.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: They're like, the first person I knew that ever died.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: It was in the movie. You're still felling.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: I knew, Yeah, it was. I think those girls just
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: wanted attention.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Probably I have to I can't do gym today because
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I just saw my girl over the weekend and I'm
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: still really upset.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I probably tried to pull that.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you did. So anyway, they're sitting in the grass,
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: they're having a conversation and and he's.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: Like, I'll be both my beautiful wife, it is your.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Buddy, And I understand the pause when someone has as
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: much plastic surgery as dart skying Stacy fat. And I'm
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: not making fun of him, y'all. I've had a fucking
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: faceless I love my plastic surgeon. So no, ten o shade,
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: do what you want, but I would be hesitant to
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: say the number.
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: I'd be like, are you okay what you're saying? And
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: she's like, it's okay, say fifty fifty. She's like, it's
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: great fifty that I'm strong woman. And then he says,
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: I'm juicy mus Jessey, I must.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: And then he says you're almost halfway there to one hundred,
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: and you kind of see her face go, oh, like, well,
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: now I feel uncomfortable about it, Like now I'm upset. Anyway,
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: She's like, hope I last that long. I made you
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: like a fine wine, want to take a sip.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: She's certainly well preserved, so she might last two one hundred.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Sorry, this is gonna be a long show.
• 49:44
  Speaker 7: Yo.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm talking a lot about Darcy.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Apologize, no, I have it.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: I get activated about Darcy. So he but he says,
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: he's like, you know, he doesn't know. He feels he
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: once introduced to her parents and he's like, this is
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: the first one I've ever brought home. And Darcy's like
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: it's huge. He's like, I know it's huge, and and
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: so Georgie said his parents. They've never met Darcy and
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: I guess not even online, not even a face like
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: zoom in the wedding.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: But he was like, you didn't even get them Discovery
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Plus with a VPN. Yes, watch her. That's probably a
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: wise decision.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: That was a wise decision. And he tells her Georgie
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Eastern European. They're not the most cuddly boosting foke.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: So he's like, will, you'll need to make a good impression.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: If you fuck up once, they don't like you.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: And because he is from the small conservative town there
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: and either're worried about he's worried about Darcy's appearance. Yeah,
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: he's worried about her clothes and Darcy's like, you know
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: me very classy. And then she's kind of talking around it,
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: and then he looked at He's like.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: I'm asking her to cover her boots because her tits
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: are just huge, y'all huge.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: So and then he drops the bomb and literally says
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: this used to be a commonist country, like okay, all right,
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: we're in this now. Darcy's like, I have style, I
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: have flair. She's like, I can make it work. And
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: that's where they talk about both their dads have worked
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: in profiling. So, but Darcy says, and this is true.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Darcy says, I just feel like with his parents, I
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: feel like he's hiding something up. Always has that feeling.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: My gut never lies, and she has there does always
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: feel like Georgie is keeping something from her.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so it wasn't didn't he cheat on her?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I think so it was never confirmed.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: It was never confirmed. Yeah, Florian did cheat on state,
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: remember with that woman who looked crazy?
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, Sometimes I get confused between them both. Yeah.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I think Darcy probably has trouble because Jesse's parents did
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: not like her, and Tom's sister I don't think, really
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: liked her, so she's terrible. She's like, you can't try
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: dim my sparkle, No I shine, you can't try dull
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: my shine like.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Wise done diamonds. So right, SA, we move on.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see her in a Eastern European country,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: nor can I can I So it's gonna be like
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: when Nikki went to see Igor Slash justin with her
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: outfits and everyone was staring her and she thought it
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: was because she's trans woman and it is not. It
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: was because of her outfits and her hair and her makeup.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Yeap, yep, yep, yep.
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, So Kara and Guillermo. She is thirty two from
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: virgin Yeah, he is twenty six from Venezuela. This makes
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: me sad. I was always rooting for them, and I
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: had read something. I read it along like a few
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: months ago that they were breaking up, and I was like,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: I hope that's not true, but maybe it is.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Well they were separated in ninety day.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Diaries, yes, because we saw the flashback. He had said
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: to her, I want to quit my job and take
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: flying lessons without telling her, and that you shouldn't do that.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: So we're at an airport, Guiermo's taking flying lessons while
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: she watches with their baby, Nicholas aka Nico, who's twenty months.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: We learned on diaries that he quit his job again.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I just said that she said he wants to. He
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: said he wanted to be a pilot since he was young.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: His dad worked on planes, and this is like an
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: American dream for him. He couldn't pursue it in Venezuela.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: And he pitches it to her like, how good does
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: my husband is a pilot sound? Because I think she's
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: very into appearances, and she always has her makeup and
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: her hair done, and like she would love to be
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: like a fancy, rich wife who's like has a rich
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: pilot husband.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: But well, yes, yes, But also she's really driven. She's
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: a hard worker.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: She would never quit working. That's a good point. She's
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: an entrepreneur.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: And yeah, and she's really fucking talented. She's a really
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: good singer, y'all. And she's a really good dancer. Like,
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: she's really fucking talented. And so.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: She was kind of bitchy on their season. Oh yeah,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: she was a balloon artist at the time. She made
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: those balloon arches. Now she's a realtor. But I do
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: admire she like worked abroad and she she's like one
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: of the only people who know Spanish on this show.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: So I and I say it every time I see
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: her best makeup on ninety Day Fiance, Yeah, she like
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: did you don't notice she's wearing makeup? You just notice
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: how pretty her eyes look, how beautiful her skin looks.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: But she's got a full beat on, but you don't.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: It's she It's yeah, I like, this is sad because
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: I actually like them both, and it it feels like,
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: as Jake said, he's like, this is like a sadder
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: going to be a sadder version of marriage story which
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: I never saw, but I think this was going to
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: be like a very real life dissolution of the marriage.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, two peoples, Yes, and usually unhappily. This happily is
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: my least favorite of the shows because it is watching
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: these marriages just fall apart, but sometimes like it's Kilania
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: and Asuelu, and it's also just really just set but
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: crazy and you have his crazy mom. But this is
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: they're like a normal couple and that had a baby
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: and now their marriage is falling apart. That's sad. That's
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: just sad. So they met when she was in the
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: DR on a work trip and he came over and
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: flirted with her. Eventually she moved there, he proposed, she came.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: She brought him to the US on a K one.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: He's a good looking guy too, my dad said he's
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: a handsome dude, which is weird. My dad doesn't talk
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: like that, but apparently has the thing for Guiermo. So
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: she got pregnant shortly after. She is worried about him
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: going to pilot school because the time and the money
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: she still wants him to work right now.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: She also he quit his job, I think, without telling her.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: He quit his job at au He was like a
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: manager at a hotel and it was giving them benefits,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: and he quit without telling her. That's horrible.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: He is. She can be controlling and he can be.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: He can be well, they both can be stubborn, but
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: he can be stubborn and also emotionally immature.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: He was, which is why she sometimes needs to be
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: controlling so well.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: And also it never really hit me up before. I'm like,
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: but this is what happens when you're a woman who's
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: in her thirties and you try to date a man
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: who's twenty fucking four years old at the time. Yep,
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: you can do the other way around, folks. Yeah, you
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: an't like a woman in her thirties has no business
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: marrying a guy in his twenties.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: I know. I agree. His brain, his frontal lobe wasn't
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: even fully developed when they got toge.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. And honestly, I feel like he's now
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: he should work a day job while he goes to
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: school because he's got family kids. And at the same time, though,
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: but this pilot school thing I think this is a
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: great thing. He should take out a sixty thousand dollars
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: student loan if that's the way he has to pay
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: for it, like, or work and do it, like that's
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: what you should do. He's in that building career where
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Kara is like she's building as well. But I think
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: she was very digital nomad, love to travel, but she
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: was like, oh fuck, we have a baby. Now I
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: gotta get real and like I gotta pay for childcare.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't know if real is her dream,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: but she's like, you got to pay the bills, so yeah,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, she want her singing, it is probably her dream.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so uh.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I think she said. He is working at a restaurant
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: now part time, but there's still a lot of tension
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: about what he did and she can't really trust him
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: because he quit without telling her. And she says this
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: is not his first dream. He wanted to do lawn care.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: He bought a truck. She helped him create a business
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: and a website and business cards, and he never followed through.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: He didn't get a single client, He didn't do anything,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: and she kind of starts yelling at him that he
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: doesn't follow through on his endeavors and she does doesn't
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: he doesn't, but also her tone is not nice.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: No, so guys don't want to Guys don't want to
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: fuck their mom.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Right exactly, But then don't act like a.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Child exactly exactly.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: It's a no it's a no win situation.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: So then there's so many people I know personally that
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: are in this dynamic.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're going to be triggering to a lot of
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: people watching this.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. Yeah. So she says we fight all the
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: time now, and he says she raises her voice and
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: then I fight, And then they try to be peaceful
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: around the baby, but they're sleeping in separate bedrooms and
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: she starts crying talking about it. She said it started
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: after a big fight. He didn't talk to her for
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: three days, which is bad for a marriage. That's bad,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: and she feels like he hasn't stepped up as a husband,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: very bad. And then they but they both say they
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: want to get back to being in love and being
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: the way they were. They went to one therapy session
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: and some things were said there and they left in
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: a worse place, so they never went back.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: It's interesting because you would think a man in his
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: position where he's from his culture, he would be opposed
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: to therapy. However, she's the one he said things, and
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: we've never gone back. Yeah, and I'm like, girl, yeah,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: that's it, girl.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Go back. You need to go back or find another
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: therapist that go back. Keep going. So it's rough. She's crying.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: It's just sad.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: It's they're gonna get. They're gonna get. It's gonna get bad.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're gonna fight. Speaking of fighting, let's move
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: on to the Florida couple who are bringing the Florida
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: in Florida.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: It makes sense. There's so many trash pandas from Nannie
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: that live in Florida. Honestly a lot of them in Tampa. Yeah,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: we've had we've had well, speaking of Natalie lives in
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: st which is by Tampa. We have some they're not
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: trash pandas people. I love Amber and Daniel you know
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: Daniel Ranch dressing. Yes, yes, yes, the baby.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Did did the uh Paula and Russ they moved to Florida,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: but I can't remember if they stayed there.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: For Miami area. Yeah. Yeah, she's a wrestler. I'm glad
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: that they're not on her good Yeah, but so, but
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: they were in Florida. I mean, we've had Courtney Quney.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: Of course Courtney is from Florida. Like it's just it
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: really is. So I don't know what that says about Florida,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: but I think y'all do.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we don't just say it.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: So this is a new thing. This is like a
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: ninety day is like, hey, we have all these people
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: that live close. So it's almost like it this section
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: almost parts of it felt like am I watching a
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: housewives show?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Or that season last season when they all lived
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: together in the house during the tell all, and it's like,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: is that what they're doing now? Is that where the
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: show is moving towards like a real world situation.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: It almost makes you wonder if they're going to try
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: to do is this as much as possible as they
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: can hand with? Hey?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they have been doing on pillow talk more
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: a lot of crossovers and slumber parties and like people
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: hanging out together. So yeah, I think they have realized
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: we like to see well, I don't know if we
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: like to see it, except maybe some people like to
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: see it.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: So much Naughty Day Fiance, I don't know how.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: So much the amount of room in my brain for
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: all of these people like Mary Paynton and I were
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: talking about Marcel the beekeeper and Anna the mole on
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: her face, and I was like, how does we still
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: remember these people? Because all there's no room in my
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: brain for actual like historical events, no government classes or
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: how to do taxes.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: She had to name the Huey, Dewey and Louis, and
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: then he had one on her shoulder and we.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Called remember you guys would talks.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was always hungry to eat the other moles
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: with some hairs on him.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: That's when I first fell in love with you guys.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: And it's like, we have to do something with it.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: She ended up having all the moles removed, and she
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: did and Jake said publicly, you're welcome.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, they bullied her into it, and she
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: looks great.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: So I got Sissy once at a live show, was
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: at her store and bought some of their honey, and
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: it was like the cinnamon honey. It was the best
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: goddamn honey I've ever had.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it is.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: So I think they've been having trouble because Shocker, she says,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: he behaves like a child.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Shock her. A lot of people on the reddit felt
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: like there was something not all there with him, like,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: may I've had some challenges.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: I think he had a fever when he was a
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: baby that went a little too long.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like there were people that who said they spoke
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: turky and his his way of speaking was like a
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: very low like level. Yeah, but she would know that
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: they didn't speak the same language. That's why you should
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: maybe speak the same language.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: I just said that we were just doing ninety day
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: UK earlier today, and we thought, you know, we haven't
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: had a couple of ninety day fiance that literally don't
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: know language a collective same language. It's been a while,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: not since, it's been.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: A while since they Google translate Devin and g whoon
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah clean, m. I missed that Google Translate voice being
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: part of the relationship.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and you know Paul and Creanye Creanie, Oh god,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: the okay, So let's talk about now. No one calls
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: her Liby anymore. I think Liby has decided she wants
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: to be referred to as Elizabeth.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: I wrote Libby, and then I thought, will people know
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: who I'm talking about? Or is that you old school?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: I still I'm still calling your Libby and Andre, because
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: that's how I like. That's how it is Elizabeth thirty four,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Andre as she says, are Andre thirty eight. He is
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: as gorgeous in person as he is on the show.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: He's like six', six. Y'all it's Like i'm a. Mountain
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: oh he's really.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Tall he's that.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Tall i'm six foot and he like towered over. Me
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: he And alexi Both oh my. GOD i Hugged alexi
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: on that and WHEN i hugged, him it was like
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: just hugging. Steel OH i, know yeah, Right so, okay
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: SO i may t you wear a.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 8: CHAP i rolled and ROWING i, heard AND i find
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 8: it talking with, tone AND i hate my in lawn
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: AND i hate everyone else AND i love my. Wife
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 8: that's all, yo who yo, who but whole.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: BRIGADE i WISH i wish you played a piccolo right,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: now just so you, Go, yeah that would have been really.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Nice thank you for fucking it, Up. Kimberly you could
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: have yes me and you just ship the BAD i. Know.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Anyway so SOMETIMES i just Think i'm at a show
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: And i'm just, like he didn't ask for audience, participation
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: play bitch.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: No and so they they're on this pirate ship because
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: that's what you. DO i forget where they, are but,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: yeah are they In tampa?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: NOW i think they're In. Tampa now they moved To.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Tampa then they they've moved away from her. Family so what's.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Interesting and we already knew this About libby And andre that
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: they basically don't and he fully even when we talk
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: to them on that boat several years, ago he was, like, oh,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah i'm going to talk to the call terrible. People
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: like he just bad mouthed all of her family And
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: libby's just sitting there with her crooked, mouth like. Nah
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: but we found out later and we're gonna talk about.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: Later but Apparently lauren had a falling out with her
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: family as, well and they don't talk.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Anymore didn't surprise me after their last. Season but but
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: her mom is so.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: Nice. Yea her mother is a, monster but it's also GREAT.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: Tv terrible.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: PERSON i feel like they're Giving jews a really bad.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Name oh just treats her like, shit but it. Does
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: lauren freaks out and so we can all relate to.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: That but, anyway we'll get to. Them so living In,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: andre they've been married for seven. Years they have two,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: Kids eleanor And. Winston they're. Adorable famous lines of do
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: not terrorize me with your. Pregnancy that was An andrea.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: Line so you need to remember that because he is
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: he is From, moldova and he IS i would, say
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: one of the most nice guy and one of the
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: most misogynist men in ninety day fiance.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Multiverse, yeah if you want to be confused and question,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: everything just watch him because sometimes you'll be, like, Oh,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: andrea you're hilarious.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: And then you, go, yeah you're like what whoa what
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: are you? Thinking so and such a.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: Chauvinist, yes it's also but also it's also impressive that
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: he almost gets what he wants just by his sheer.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: Will, yeah he could have no. Town he knew nothing about,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: houses he knew nothing about real.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Estate but just hard, WORKING i, think and dedicated to.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: Hard, working but more of.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Wanted to be a. Success it's just like you do.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: Happen BECAUSE i say, So, YES i, Know georgie And
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: andrea are the same. Voice i'm not good with. Accents
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: if you came here for an, accent fuck, Off, Yes
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: so ANYWAY i Think i'm here for. That Great so,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: anyway there they show the five the sisters yelling they
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: show all the drama with the we call them the
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: buttholebergay because they all show their, Buttthole i'm lonely porn
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: or only. Things and so he's, like now we only
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: keep in charge With jock and her Sister. Becky so so.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Not, jen who is with Uh natalie? Sex what's his? Face?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Josh?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Josh?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah Not, jen who's With? Josh and not their terrible
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: kudos AS i see as you're talking and you've got
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: a pride flag in your. Background kudos To libby because
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: her mom posted this rant about gay people And libby
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: went off on her mother and THEN i think her
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: actually WHEN i saw, her and she went off a
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: little bit then and then even posted this like whole
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: post just throwing her mother under the bus and was very.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Supportive so, yeah, Good. Yeah so they have decided to
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: move To, moldova and And libby even Says i'm on.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: BOARD i you, KNOW i want them to meet that
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: side of the, family she, Said but lately we've been
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: fighting about it. More and she, Says i'm just so
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: attached To. Florida if you're saying that, sentence then you
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: need to question your life.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Choices, yeah it's time to reevaluate a.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: Lot, yeah it's like someone who, Says, GOD i Love.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Idaho you can Ask kyle From craig cray on that
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: one what he thought about. It, oh he got.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Potatoes, yeah he got THE i like.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: POTATOES i love potato fried potatoes in the during the
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Morning militia. Meeting but, anyway so people.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Are going to get so.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: Mad.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: LISTEN i Appreciate florida because Without florida there would be
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: no dateline episodes AND i wouldn't have a. Career and
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: it's not just me that says. That josh Manko it
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: says that. Regularly BUT i also think Without florida we
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: might not have ninety day. Fiance so this is.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: True MAYBE i do you know? What AND i gota Say,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: jake AND i JUST i really dug In florida a.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Lot he dug in a lot On ohio when we
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: went on. Tour are probably two favorite cities we went
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: to Where. Tampa tampa is a great. City, now granted
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: we weren't there in the middle Of july Or, august
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: but it was, beautiful the people were, nice there was
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: AMAZING i had an Amazing cuban food like it was so,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: great And jake was. Shot he Loved, columbus Loved. Columbus,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: wow great food and best dick he got on all
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: tour From. Grinder, congrats That's jake. Fu you need to
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: have good, food good. Penis and then he loves your.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: City who knew.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: That idaho had it going? On, no have a lot
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: of murderers In? Idaho Yeah idaho also, yeah.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: So uh so they. Are they have been fighting about it.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: More But andrea is.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: Like it's chupile to live there and the rest of
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: the culture is in our lives and that's.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: It that's what he. Talked he basically, says that's. It
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: you're so stupid thinking this, way basically what he. Anuates
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: so she's ready to go food full in but she doesn't.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Know but and this is so Peak Andrei. Libby he's,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: like you will love it, there and she looks at
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: him and, goes m make any. Famosis that's kind of their,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: Relationship like they both never seem really. Happy he's always
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: a little angry and she's always very. Annoyed that's kind
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: of their their even when we, met that's kind of
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: how they.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Were BUT i think they have good.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Sex, oh oh my.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: God AND i think that's one of the things that
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: keeps them.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Together, yes people wonder it's somebody the townhouse next to
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: them is wondering if a professional yodeler when they fuck
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: like it's just so they. SORRY i just Hear Mary
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: payne Going matt stop. So but they're invited to a
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: house warming party For lourena And alex because they bought
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: a house And jovi, Child jovi And yara are going
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: to be there. Now libby says that her And lorn
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: have been friends for four years and they bonded over
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: their husband's. Initially and and So andre, SAYS i joke
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: sometimes at the tell all we had a. Differ we,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: HAD i, joke but we had to tell all we
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: had a difference in conflict because he's talking about With,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: jovi and he says jovis a mama's, boy, so which
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: she kind of.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Is BUT i love how in comparison To, Andrea jovi
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: looks like the world's biggest feminist mister strip club.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: HIMSELF i just saw them On. Instagram he and yar
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: were at a strip.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Club y'are love strip.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: Club just go have a size all, right.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: But compared To, andrea he's like a raging. Feminist that's,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: true that's.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: True what did you think Of andre's comment When libby,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: said but y're is a?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: Woman oh that she wants yr's. Opinion, yeah she's, LIKE
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: i want yours opinion because she's a. Woman, yeah that
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: makes perfect sense to. ME i don't know Why andre
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: got so pissed about.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: It he's a, mom and you want to talk to another.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Woman what is it like as a woman to live
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: In Eastern? Europe what is it like to be a?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Mom and He oh my, god she's a.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Woman SOMETIMES i hate, him but sometimes.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: But you would well because you want a banging.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Maybe. NO i like the way at the, last tell,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: all he came after certain, people like he came After,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: chakaina who was being a B I t C h.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: Terrible she was, terrible that tell.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: All AND i was, like Go, Andre So occasion's a
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: justice warrior for, people and he will he will fight For,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: yeah he gets really into.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: That shall we talk About Yai yara And Jovie. Child,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: yeah in.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Her banging bod walking.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: In slow, motion she's fucking, gorgeous. Y'all she he is
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: beautiful And jovie's buried in the, sand and they're with their,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: daughter My, mala who's cute as can. Be their thing
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: is he. Moved they moved from they lived he lived
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: outside Of New, orleans not in the city, though but
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: they lived In louisiana with his, mother and he was
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: very he is a mama's. Boy but they moved. Here
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: she knew that he had a. Job he works like
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: on an oil, rig so he's like home for a,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: month gone from, month home for a month. Gone so
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: he has gone six months a. Year yara did not expect,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: that and so she was really fucking, lonely didn't have
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: a lot of friends her. Age they and then she got,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: pregnant like literally right when she got here With Miley miley,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah Myta. Mila. Yes so they're starting to talk about
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: a second. Child he's, ready But yar is kind of,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: ready which is a step because, before like a year,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Ago yare was like chof TOFY i just got my buddy.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: Back so, YEAH i think it's gonna be in the.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: Cards but and Then yard does, say but sometimes they
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: feel LIKE i already have two, kids which she does
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Because jovie is a. Manchild mm. Hmm, yeah so. Yes,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: anyway so they went To Couple's therapy Aka Last.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Resort Last, resort you know when you go to Couples
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: therapy and Big ed is.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: There, yeah they were on the first Season Last, resort
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: which was really a lot more therapy than season, two
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: although they had a lot in season. Two we just
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: didn't see. It but they feel like they can do
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: this baby. Thing and but except for he is always
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: working and he's gone six months out of the, year
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: and y'all it's hard to leave those jobs because it's good. Money,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: yeah you make really good, money probably several hundred thousand
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: dollars a year doing.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: That and his mom babysat for them all the. Time
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: and now she's not there because.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: Now they're In Miami.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Momo But yara Says jove is.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: Not supportive of her dream. Now she did have a makeup, line,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: apparently the makeup line like gap gay, people eye rashes
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: and stuff like. That SO i don't think she's doing that.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: Now and so now she wants to make designer dog
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: toys and things like that and dog, clothes Which jovi's,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: like we don't even have a. Dog when he.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: Said they didn't have a, DOG i THINK i spat
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: out my. WATER i.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: Did it was pretty, funny but that's Your she is.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: Savvy she, IS i, think a good business. Person the
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: problem with the makeup thing is that you do it
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: like a makeup. Company you order it from like. Overseas
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: you don't know what's doing in, prey.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: You rebranded as your own.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: Rebranded it's the same shit other people are. Buying so
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: but SHE'S i don't, look there's a lot of money
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: in dog, accessories so who. Knows look at Fucking lisa Vander.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: Pump mm.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Hmm but he did, say, like do you have a
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: five year? Plan she's, LIKE i have a plan in my.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: HEAD i was, like jas.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: Yes so they're gonna go meet with some friends and
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: they haven't seen something. Before And joey's Like andre and
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: we are to deal With And yara Says, joffe he
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: reminds me of my. Brother he, says stupid shit because
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: He's Eastern. European that's a man From Eastern. European that's
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: what they. Do she's not, wrong he's not, wrong so he.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: Doesn't but that's interesting putting them together because Where lauren And,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: libby but Especially lauren get really triggered by by andre
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: yar is just, like this is another day with my.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: Family so, anyway But yard is excited that she has
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: friends to rely, on so they're gonna go to the
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: house for me as. Well and let us move on
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: To lauren And. Alexi they, Are, they're we, Are they're Oh.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: Lauren the first sentence Is lauren, says we are done
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: with having, kids AND i went, good thank, god thank.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: God she just spent all this money to get her body.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: Back why would?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: You, also she almost died each, time and the doctor kept,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: saying don't get pregnant, again and she's, LIKE i do
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: WHAT i.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: Want, YEAH i do WHAT i. Want so but there
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: they have was a house with this fish on the.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: WALL i really enjoyed talking to them on the. Boat
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: actually they were my favorite. PEOPLE i talked To lauren
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: like she can. Be she was really shitty on a
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: Tell all With paula years. Ago they were really, YES i,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: remember which was shitty because she got a lot of online,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: hate so you think she'd be aware of, that but
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: she has since. OFTENED i think a lot more on
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: the Tell. Aws but, anyway but it's crazy to me
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: that they have they met eleven years ago on when
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: she went on A Birthright bank trip and they've been
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: married for ten. Years they ARE, og they ARE og
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: ninety day fiance and so her Friend noga comes. Over
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: we've never met at this person. Before but again it's
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: like they need people in these people's lives because their,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: family because her sister seems to hate her.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: Too, yeah her sister drink the mom's kool. Aid, yea
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: and the dad just does what the mom. Wants, yeah,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: exactly that's really.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: Sad it's really. Sad it. Is and, so But noga
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: is one of her best. Friends basically. Family and Then
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: Sean alex's, family got friend is coming? Over who's she,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: said basically? Family so did you think.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Those people should be? There it seemed very. Weird there's
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: no one else at this party that's not on ninety day.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: FIANCE i think That jean is an actual. FRIEND i
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: Think noga was From Florida Central. CASTING i mean maybe they're,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: friends but.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: She's want to be a. Regular, no she could be a.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: Regular noga did, Great, bravo she did.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: Great she knew the, Assignment uh, huh she crushed. It,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: YES i Think laura knew the assignment, too that she's
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: supposed to instigate on this at. All alex is where
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: a tank top And i'm.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Distracted, Right, yeah he has arms for? Days, yeah so.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: Hot, Sorry i'm.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Back we're not, saying by the, WAY i know we're
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: going to get, comments we are not talking About palestine And,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: israel thank.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: You, No, no we're. Not, no, no.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: We are just watching a. Show, yeah it's we got
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: some comments last time we talked about.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: Them, YEAH i.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: Understand i'm not SAYING i agree with their. COMMENTS i
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: understand why this is. Triggering i'm just, saying, y'all this is.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: Hot if we still, hot if.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: We didn't talk about problematic people on these, realities we
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: would talk about no. One mm. Hmm that's why they're
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: on a reality, show so that you know. What, Whatever
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: this isn't my show, anyway so y'all can nor. Mind
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: yeah it's, yeah it's Pink shade paying, okay so it.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Anyway they are they they're really just in The they're
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: there for a little bit and Then jovi and your.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: Show up and then, wait CAN I i just have to.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: Interrupt lauren is making these. Potatoes it was not enough,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: potatoes LIKE i could eat in that whole little tray
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: that she was by.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: MYSELF i think you think that these ARE tv, people you, Think,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: yeah And lauren eat.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: Food, no that's a good.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Point but the.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: Men, yeah, yeah but Even Andre andre could just pick
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: up an out potato and just eat it like.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: We eat.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: Potatoes we just bite into.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: Potato we bite into. Potato. YEAH i mean that.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: Got you a little, excited yea eating raw? Potato?
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah But, andre and where are? We what colors is?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: Sky?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: Now we need to MOVE i need to move.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 7: On.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Uh so they. Are lauren is like Jovin yard come
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: over And Livy Andre she's, LIKE i absolutely Adore. Libby
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: i've known her for a long. Time she's, LIKE i
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: don't Know andre so, well but sometimes the way he
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: talks to people isn't. Appropriate she's, Like i've seen him
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: get loud, before so that does make me a little.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: Nervous so they're setting up the, stage, y'all And jove's,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: like don't be an interesting in group of, people and
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: you're and y'as, LIKE i get along with. Everyone the
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: men go outside to grill while the women are doing
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: women stuff and drinking. Champagne but they're talking About Libby
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: bean And. Ukraine libby tells him, like we're gonna go
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: To moldova and we're moving, there And, yara, see it's
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: interesting because y'are has the opinion of someone from An
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: Eastern european, country and she literally just, goes what the
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: fuck would you moved?
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 8: There?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: CRAZY i love, HER i love, Her and Even lauren's,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: like that's WHAT i. Said it almost like all three
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: of these they're such bigger than life. Characters didn't it
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: feel a little bit like an eighty? Sitcom? Yes, yeah
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: isn't it like there's there's like a neighbor who hasn't
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: quote an. Accent, yes everyone collapsed for. Ya then There's
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: lauren like the the like The, jewish, sarcastic and then
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: there's like the kind of ditsy. Blonde he's, LIKE i
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: don't know this. Company really it's so but But lauren,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: SAYS i don't know If maldov is the, best and
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: then and she's, like and BECAUSE i don't know if
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: The monthdove is the, best it's pretty. Corrupt and then
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: y'are with the bangers this episode it's just Like, america
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: it's not, corrupt And levy kind of, goes it is.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: So half of that corruption is in my own.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: Family, yes of that sques in my own, family in
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: my own. State so but WHAT i, thought what think
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: Of yar's choice Of libby, says, WELL i feel bad
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: BECAUSE i took him away from his. Country what did
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: you think Of yar's response to that when she, said
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: this was our, choice you didn't take us.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Away, WELL i think it was different for her BECAUSE
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: i think she really wanted to come To america and
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: she misses her, family but she really wanted to come To,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: America so she has a totally different. Perspective When lauren
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: chimed in and, said, YEAH i don't like that argument
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: it was his. Choice that's bullshit because on her, seasons
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: she's cried many times because she felt guilty because she
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: took him away from his, family and he didn't want
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: to come to THE. Us he loved being In israel
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: with his. Family he's very close to his. Parents, yeah
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: so she felt. Guilty but now she's saying.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: They talked about moving To israel On hay.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: Exactly so, yeah it's they're not all on the same
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: playing field on. That BUT i don't think you owe
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: him forever for that or should have to move back to,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: reciprocate like just to make him. HAPPY i, mean he
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: did make a. Decision, Now andre was fine to come To.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: America he wanted to live The american.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: Dream he wanted to he, yes he wanted to buy
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: into whatever that was and make. Money AND i think
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: this is WHY i pushed back on you, little or
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: don't push. Back BUT i think HE'S i don't know
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: If andrea's a really hard, worker BECAUSE i think that's
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: why life would be. Easier he realized his life could be.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: Easier uh, yeah.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: Right he did always Want chuck to like give him
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: a job and stuff without really knowing the. Business.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah and so just kind of this sheer bull.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: Headedness so and we're going to talk about that. Bullheadedness so,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: anyway and So alex's outside cooking and he's, like that's
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: where he, says my in laws we don't talk to them.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: Anymore he's, like and my mom doesn't talk to her
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: mom at. All andre, Says so they relate on, that
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: And louis, says or that's where they talk. About that's
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: why we're talking about. Moving AND i love though the
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: commercial ended or. Whatever and then when they come, back
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: we've never had a chiron of all three. Couples what
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: it was. Like jake called it ninety Day. Avengers it
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: was like all six of them walking slow motion on a.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: BEACH i got to say when it did, it it
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: kind of made me gasp AND i got.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: Goosebumps did you you thought it was a Little.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: It was like an, Event they're all to get.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: There Mary payne hated.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: It Mary, payne, well she doesn't like a lot of nude.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: Things she doesn't LIKE i like.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: No She she's become much more jaded and bitter BECAUSE
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: i actually Found ed charming at the last tell all
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: when he was flirting With greg's, mom AND i thought
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: it was, funny and she THOUGHT i was, crazy AND
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: i was embarrassed for myself for Finding. BIG i Hate Big.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: ED i can't BELIEVE i found, it BUT i found
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: it funny when he was flirting with the.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: Feel jake thought it was funny, too so DID. I
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: But jake even was like the SHADE i got From Mary.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: Payne she's Like luis still.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: ANYMORE i know if lu still is not on the single,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: life Then i'm.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: DONE i know that would be, perfect that would be, perfect, perfect, Perfect.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: So, anyway so. Yeah so they're all talking about movie
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: and they're sitting down to eat basically and where are my?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: Notes So andre is kind of talking to the guys
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: still and he's, Like libby's not into, it And joe's,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: like who's not going to be into? It who is?
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: Not And andre, says, well, again this is Pure. Andre
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  Speaker 2: i'm going to make her AND i will sell her on.
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  Speaker 2: IT i will give her y'all put a button in
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: a pin in this word, ultimatum, yep. Ultimatum you're gonna
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: hear it a. Lot and So alex kind of bristles
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: at this Because alexi's, like, wait you're gonna have to leave.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: Her she's not gonna. Move he's, like this is your,
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: wife she's not on. Board how are you going to do?
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: This but that Is alex also becomes a raging feminist
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: in comparison.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: To yes and compared To, andre and so uh Brs
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: by basically like, well she's, like what are you going
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: to do, there Deliby And libby's, Like we'll be a
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: stay at home. Mom And lauren's, like, Well alex wants
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: me to be a stay at home, home but we
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: all need a. Break and she's like in, fact tomorrow
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: we need to have a girl's. Night and it's not
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: because the producer says they needed a film another couple of.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: Episodes we're.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: Here producers have told me they've already gotten this the releases, side.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: All, right they rented the party.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 4: Bus.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah they sit down to eat, dinner it's the six of,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: them and then Like, sam the best, friend just had to.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: Leave so he's, gone and now there's just no.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: Gut did he have raging diarrhea or? SOMETHING i don't.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: Know did he just not want to be on the.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: SHOW i don't know that around these.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: PEOPLE i, went, oh this shit is. Crazy he was white. People,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: yeah he was, like this is some crazy white people
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: AND i gotta get, out. Y'all. Bye so and so
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: they sit down to eat and there's And lauren brought
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: up because she's, like we were talking About, Libby mitch
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: And moldova and she just Says, Libby mitch And. Moldova
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: and Immediately andre, GOES i have good friends and family,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: There like he's already defense because that's What i'm gaydas
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: and And lauren's, like, well but can you see your
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: kids growing up? There and y'are a FUN i was,
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: LIKE i do not see. Her she's like she want
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: adjust to the. Culture and she says things like she's
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: An american, baby she Spoiled, American and what she means by,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: that it's not more of a derogatory. Term it's more
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: of it's like WHEN i went To italy and you
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: kind of, go it's a couple of years. Ago it's
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: the first TIME i was, like Maybe i'll live In
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: italy one. Day, oh that'd be. Great and then you're, like, oh,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: wait there's no. Dryers everybody has to hang dry their.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: Clothes and my friend, said in the, winter it takes
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: like a week for your clothes to, dry the just
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: hanging up all over your. Apartment there's not a. Dishwasher
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: there's like there's, conveniences the creature comforts we are used
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: to As. Americans we don't realize that that is not
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: a lot of the. World mm.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: Hmm And libby even said that To. Andre she's, LIKE
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: i WON'T i wanta, DRYER i want a washing. Machine
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: and Then yara goes she's used to like ice and
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: restaurants and air, conditioning.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: Which sounds, silly but like people miss those. Things.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: True it's, yeah you miss those things when you Miss.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so ALTHOUGH i don't know, why But Coca cola
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: And italy they always serve it with a. Lemon it's
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: delicious with a. Lemon here in THE, US i hate
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: it doesn't taste.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: It might be a sugar.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Thing, well they don't have the chemicals we. Do, Yeah, so,
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: ANYWAY i don't. KNOW i don't know a lot OF
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: i don't work for THE. Fda i'm out of my depth.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: Here we need to move. On this is already an
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: Hour ingrid's gonna.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: GO i talk ABOUT Rfk junior right.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: Now oh oh oh so, Okay so, anyway, well So
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: nora knew no Or. Noga, sorry my odd thing autocorrects.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: To, nora BUT i didn't remember if it Was nora Or.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: Noga and so she immediately jumps. In she's, like, well
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: didn't you do the ninety days to become An american
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: and you want to come here and drag them. Back
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: that's not, Fair And i'm, Like i'm actually. NOT i
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: don't think it's that. Crazy if they want to live In,
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: maltova the kids are, young this is a great age
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: for them to go experience their, family learn the, language
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: learn the culture and if you.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: Want it's also like can people change their minds, Too
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: like that's you might think you don't want kids and
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: then later you do Want like it's they've been together
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: for a long.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: Time so, Also, noga Being american is not the best
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: thing in the world for a lot of.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: People. Now oh So i'm sure they have less guns In.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: Muldo well MAYBE i don't. Know ACTUALLY i don't know the.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: Situation, WELL i just saw a thing about more children
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: and like dine in comparison to other, countries so the
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: life expected to be our kids are shorter and a
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: lot of that's because so, anyway so check yourself before
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: you wreck, Yourself. Noga but she doesn't give a, shit
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: And lauren, says, WELL i understand it's kind of, corrupt
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: And andrea, says it's part Of russian. World what do you?
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: Expect Just i'm, like, sure, okay And andrea, Says i'm
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: getting this what he, Does i'm getting attack with no
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: support From. Libby i'm having to advocate on my own.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: Country And libby then she was, LIKE i am never
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: going to be caught in a country That i'm not
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: okay With andre And alex is LIKE i don't know
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: what to. Do he's, like they're not on the same,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: page AND i think this is rude and. Disrespectful And lauren's, like,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: yeah who the fuck is? He and Then jovi, says, well.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 4: You said that you would give her an, ultimatum And
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 4: libby goes, out what autimatum are you talking?
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: About? Andre that's what's great about Leaving andre is that
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: you think on the same. Page but then they just
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: they throw each other under the bus right in front of, everybody, like,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: uh they're From.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: Florida they are used to fighting in front of. There
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: look at their, family Like charlie was didn't regularly start
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: fights at The olive garden and for family. Dinners, oh She's.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: The amount of fights that they've had in publics alone
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: is just. Astronomical so really good. Cake by the, way publics, Good,
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: Chris she's store In, florida but, anyway she's and So libby's,
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: like why is the? Ultimatum And i'm pretty sure we're
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: going going to Move And libby, says you can give
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: me an, ultimatum but you'll get one right. Back and she's,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: like we're, out discusses. Later and So Andrea onoga is
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: going in on into And andre starts yelling at her
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: like you don't know, me And laurence says Get lauren
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: gets really, agitated and she's, like as An american, mother
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: go into country is a big fucking. Move if the
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: mother's not it's like that crosstitch thing that like my
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: Grandma hazel, usaid but if mama ain't, happy ain't nobody. Happy,
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: yeah she's not wrong in a lot of that, talk
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: especially if the mother is the matriarchy That i'm raising the.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: Family, Yeah andrea has never heard happy wife half to be.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: Life oh? Boy oh what? Crazy but she is worried
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: about the kids being effected about. It i'm affected by.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: It and then But andrea, says but what does the
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: money come? From and because, oh Then andrea starts attacking, that,
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: Well alex makes all the, money And lauren's, LIKE i
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: make my own, money don't even And alex actually, Says she's, like, hey,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: bro she makes her own money, too so it's kind of.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: Different absolutely he. Did and what's funny is Like jovi
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: is very beta compared To. Andre So andre yells At
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: jovi and yells at the, women but he doesn't raise
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: his voice. Ever to big Tall, alex Because alexi is
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: like on his, level alpha male, style so he's only
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: comfortable yelling At jovi and the women.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: Ding ding ding ding or as we play on our
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: show often you're. Welcome oh do you? What you know?
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: What you probably, Well i'll end it With But lauren,
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: says If i'm holding the house with together And i'm,
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: happy that's that really, matters and goes that's so, quick
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 2: fucking selfish And noga like it's LIKE.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: I got all the neighborhood dogs started barking fucking.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: Crazy. Yeah, Fuck she's, like you beat the. Shit that's
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: an asshole of a. Man and she gets up and
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: leaves and that's a show and that's all of her
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: but for. Her then we hear somebody's phone ring and
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: we hear this song.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: When you want deal deal what you call a.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: Big, sorry y'all were doing this on my. Zancaster so
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: we have all the stuff That jaken out play on
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: our show all the. TIME i needed.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: To do more sound effects on my.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: Show oh, yeah for.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: Sure just break up the murder a little. Bit side
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: note two side. Notes yara is just drinking the whole.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: Time she is just so amused, like what the fuck is?
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: Happening, yes she.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: Is did you notice the pineapple On alexi? Shirt was
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: he trying to swing with those? People? WHAT i don't
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: know if it was the logo or a, sticker but
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: like he had a pineapple on his.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: Shirt you can't give me hope about these. Things you cannot.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: Entree, obviously if you had to, be it would Be
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: entre Not jovi that he would be swinging with and
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: one of the LADIES i.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: Go less than just swinging and more, like but he
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: would want to Because joey's kind of soft and, smooth
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: like a lady, body and he would want to fucking
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: LIKE Bnd jovi over and give it to, him, right
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: that makes? Sense the most top energy of all of.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: Them uh huh.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: Is. Out it's a PROBABLY i was gonna, Say, alex
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: but and honestly it could be Your ACTUALLY i was
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 2: just gonna your first, yeah uh huh.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah good for her, anyway great dinner. Party i'm sure
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: the neighbors loved. It It's, florida they were used to.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: IT i like this new little. THING i like.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: IT i think it could be very. FUN i don't
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: know if it's going to. Last the whole, season or
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: if they're going to keep having these fake reasons for
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: them to get, together But i'm here for, it it'll
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: be break break up the other. Couples this was so much.
• 1:39:17
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• 1:39:59
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• 1:40:01
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• 1:40:06
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• 1:40:10
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• 1:40:31
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• 1:40:33
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• 1:40:37
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• 1:40:40
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• 1:40:44
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• 1:40:45
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