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None. Fuck.
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Fuck. This is the lucky end of the
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rain, boy. Coop was a friend of his.
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They used to date. Yeah.
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My last girlfriend was taller than me.
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She used to kiss me on my forehead a lot.
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It's nice. What are we talking about?
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Oh right, watch out for that salty little nut cracking
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motherfucker. The problem with only cutting
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one of them is now you got to deal with their pissy friends
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poisoning the rest of the team. Come on, Chase, it's harmless.
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Who doesn't love an office prank?
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Me motherfucker don't even think about it.
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That's why I would have cut them all thought him with that
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asshole. Why is she staring at you?
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Don't you got some work to do? Don't you got some dementia to
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onset? That one stung a little.
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Hey Blazers looking at backfilling the open spot with
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Phenomena Man or waterboy, you should think about who you'd
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want. One of them is the poster boy of
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SDN and the other guy pukes water.
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What am I missing? We now go live to the.
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Four O 5 where an. Unusual scene is unfolding.
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Shit, he looks rough. Can you not?
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Do that like that. Please.
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Sorry. Hey I.
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Was watching. That.
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Sorry, looks like there's no wrong answer.
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Well, sometimes it's more about the person than the palace, and
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good thing because it's the only reason anyone gave your sorry
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ass a job. All right, it wasn't that.
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Protopulse test 7 pilot ready. We good out there.
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You can talk I. Can hear you.
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Oh, we good all you Mecca man. System power.
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Simple locomotion. Complex locomotion.
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It wasn't stable. We on to something bro.
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This is it. This is going to be it.
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OK, we passed the PE class. My best subject
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to pulse test 7 failure. No worries, we'll get there.
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Roy, what is all this stuff? All network expect me to process
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all the confiscated stuff because we can bought a branch
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for SDN. We catch all kinds of shit work.
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Did you just give me an Uptown? We take one bad guy stuff and
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use them for catch, the other bad guy only good thing a lot of
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upgrade possibilities. You ever jerk off in this thing?
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You lolo busy. I mean, obviously you have
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right? You should really be asking how
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often. Come on, I got to work on this.
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All the time actually bro, I like to bust after every big
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bust, you know, and I was pretty successful, so you can imagine.
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Sounds like loads of fun. You 2 got one weird energy going
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on, huh? Can you handle this HR violation
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some other place? I got work, yeah.
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Robert was just leaving. I can do this all day.
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That's going to be tough because Blazer sent me to get you like
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half an hour ago, so. Shit, Blazer.
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Sorry. You know what?
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I can come back. Oh, no, don't worry.
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I got this thing tonight and they were supposed to send the
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dress yesterday. This isn't why you're here.
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But can you set me up? It's it's not mine, by the way.
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They make me wear it and it's back in a bag by midnight.
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What is happening today? What's that?
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What's happening today? The thing you're going to.
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SDN sponsoring a dinner gala thing.
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Radiant Valor, a night of triumph.
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Why does that sound like a propaganda rally there?
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Thank you. Yeah, it does kind of sound like
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some sort of fascist themed prom.
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What do you think? They were making alterations all
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morning. No cause for alarm, but a little
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bit of your areola is out. It's like a slight hue shift.
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I don't think I've heard someone say areola out loud before.
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It doesn't come up a ton now. All right, for real now how do I
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look? The breakup story is out, so I
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might be getting more attention than I'm comfortable with.
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I think you look incredible. Thanks, I was supposed to be
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going with him but I don't think he's going to be making it.
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The downtown branch dropped him indefinite suspension.
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Is that your car? I don't have a car.
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That's going to be a weird insurance claim.
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I'd like for you to talk to him. Me.
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Why me? You're the pep talk guy.
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You've been through a transition recently yourself.
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I think he could use some perspective.
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Like perspective to join the Z team.
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Chase mentioned it. Yeah, the only candidates that
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make sense are him or Waterboy, and at the moment it's close.
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Mostly. I'd like you to get him out of
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the parking lot. Oh, and tell him to stop with
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the Edible Arrangements. He keeps sending them, but with
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all melon. That's disgusting.
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I'll see what I can do. Hey, you a phenomenal man.
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How you doing bud? I have been better.
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Robert Robertson, the blonde blazer and I have ended our
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relationship. Yeah, I heard about that.
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I'm sorry for your, you know, your loss.
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It's very abrupt. One moment we were savoring uni
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straight from the urchin. Next moment I'm contemplating
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flying into the sun, absorbing all its energy and casting this
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planet into infinite darkness so that I never have to see her or
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anyone else ever again. Maybe then I would be free of
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the torment in my soul, and maybe then I could quiet my mind
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to these destructive thoughts. Have you considered talking to
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someone? Maybe seeing a therapist?
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No. Do you feel better after saying
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how you feel out loud? Yes.
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That's therapy. I now see that there is value in
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that. Do you think there is someone
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else? Perhaps another lover could be
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the cause of all this? Maybe she met a person, an
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actual person. I am not a person, I just
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resemble 1 anatomically. Look, I don't think there is,
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but even if there was 1 and that just make you feel worse.
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I prefer when problems have solutions.
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That's the thing, man. Phenomena, man.
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Her feelings aren't a problem for you to solve.
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Blazer makes her own decisions because that's what people do.
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She's her own person and she decided she doesn't want to be
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with you. Perhaps the fact that I am not a
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person is contributing to my confusion.
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Yeah, listen, you know what? While we're at it, no more
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Edible Arrangements. They're just stinking up the
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break room. It seems I have much to learn
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about people. Thank you, you've given me a
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great deal to think about. Anytime.
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Well, actually, no, not anytime. Just just sometimes.
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Occasionally. Barely any.
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It seems the velocity with which I sat up has shot shards of
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glass into your chest. Well, shit.
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Where was the shootout? Parking lot?
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Didn't think taking a desk job would have me bleeding this
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often. What are you doing here?
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I had a dream last night that we were fucking.
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Usually I don't remember my dreams, but this one was pretty
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vivid. I hope I had a condom on.
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Fuck you. Well.
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I can't have a baby in my life, even an invisible one.
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I. Thought you were talking about
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diseases. I am can't have those either.
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So This is why you've been acting so weird all day.
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I'm doing that thing where I imagine being with someone, you
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know, see how it feels, how it looks, you know, like trying on
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a dress. You were there.
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I could have been. I could be anywhere.
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And you chose to be here. Sorry I I tried not to.
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I try not to do that. Don't worry about a waterboy,
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bathrooms are for shitting after your first coffee and picking
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shrapnel out of your chest, not for whatever this is.
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You ruined this for me, I know. I know, my apologies.
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Here, Menace. It's weird that Coop's gone.
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Glad you made the cut though. Dude.
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Imagine if it was Coop and Fizzy together.
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I imagine Coop and Fizzy all the time.
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Help us get this stuff out of the dorm.
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Yeah, you guys do that kind of stuff, right?
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I've been hearing a lot about some guy named Chad.
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I think he's trying to summon a demon.
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Wait, wasn't there a cult of Chad?
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Chad. Yeah.
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I mean, I do know where the church is.
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I could Snoop around. Yeah.
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I think I'm liking this benevolent devil vibe.
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Oh, my God. Hello SDN.
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I was driving. Along the coast and this guy in
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front of me just drove right off the side into the water.
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Oh hey, if we unionized, would Blazer kick our ass?
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Guess what? Going in.
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You're going on, you fucking potpourri.
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I fuck with potpourri so hard. Dang.
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OK, OK, I see you. We got to dry some flowers now.
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Oh shit. I'm free this weekend.
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Robert, do you have eyes on my stapler?
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I think I left it at your. Desk.
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Nope, I don't see it. I.
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Feel like you didn't look. I did, it took like 2 seconds.
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I didn't see it. Can you look again?
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Yeah, still don't see it, dude. Shit.
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Why do you need it? You're in the field.
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I just want to make sure it's there.
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It's a very nice stapler. I thought we had it.
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Where the hell did you go? Job's not finished dude.
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We need you to bring everything up to our new place.
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OK, get. It that way now.
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Still beats my high school GPA. Beautiful.
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Hey this is Jason from Nostalgia Alley.
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Someone just dropped off a box of games with a note saying
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there's a bomb inside one of them.
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Can you send someone? Ready as ever.
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You are about to feel so much better and so am I.
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We need you to send somebody else.
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This is too much. We're out of somebody's.
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You're going to have to make 2. You sound like my first manager.
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I fired his ass. Really didn't think this one
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through. Did you rob it?
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One of those right? If you hadn't cut coop this
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would be a breeze. I.
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Can't believe I'm saying this, but Sonar has a point.
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Noted. Can you just hang in there a
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little longer? I'll see what I can do.
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And I'd be really quick about it if I was you.
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Half man, half bat, all freak. Some of these saw that did I?
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Watch me burn. This doesn't normally happen to
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me. Hey, it's Rory Casey.
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One of my teachers called out there has to be someone at STN
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who can teach at jiu jitsu class.
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There's been talk about Coops old crew being back in town,
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think she might have gone back to them after you cut her.
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Typical coops switching up on her shut your hole.
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Everyone just relax. I'm sure it's just a very
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unfortunate coincidence. You're an unfortunate
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coincidence. Hey, Ray here.
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We got another. Tear down.
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For you, mind coming down and doing some demo?
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New me fucking rocks. Make that latte to go.
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So Bob, I think this is my last stop for the day.
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Interesting. We're not done for the day, but.
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Someone's going to go check on Coop.
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He's a mind reader. She has X-ray vision.
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Together they are. The ultimate invasion of
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privacy. Oh sorry, is this SDN?
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We need help. Fuck yeah, I love the drama.
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I'll say it, I really feel like I don't get enough credit around
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here. Everybody should step back.
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We've cleared everyone out already, but like someone called
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us about a bomb in one of the theaters.
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I could fit you in. Did I mention I went to Harvard?
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I know a way to cool them off. Asshole.
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Oh fuck off. Oh shit.
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Talk your shit. If anyone needs some more hands
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on training I'll be in the gym until the end of the shift.
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Teamwork slows me down dude. started rushing us and looting
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the shops. Robert, you were the last one to
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see my stapler. What was I?
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I don't think that's true. You're the prime suspect.
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Why would I need to steal your stapler?
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I already have a stapler. So what you're saying is now you
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have two staplers? You know what they got?
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Almost had it, that's all. We tried to do it ourselves.
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But then I remembered my motto in life.
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Why do it when you can make someone else do it for you?
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Heading over, it's time. For Phil's.
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Walk what? No, Phil's my dog.
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Can you just like? Walk him around the park.
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Gotta be dead. Phenomena man still on the four
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O 5 just passed him. He's gone from shaking his first
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at cars to sadly directing traffic.
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Well, at least he's putting his newfound pain to use.
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I had. No idea Blazer was such a
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heartbreaker. Is that surprising?
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I'm. Just impressed.
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I didn't think she had an enter. Maybe you shouldn't be so quick
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to judge people. Gross.
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You sound just like her. You calling me a heartbreaker?
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In your dreams. Time to freak some fuckers out,
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Robert. I found my stapler.
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Where was it? I left it in the locker at the
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gym. I have a lot of follow up
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questions, but I don't care about the answers.
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Hey, it's Jerry from Comic Pug. We got a gift of some Mega Man
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replicas, but with all the bomb threats going on, we just want
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to be sure. Whatever.
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You can't say you're not impressed.
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You can't. I mean, you can.
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I just won't believe you. And that's lunch, thank fuck.
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Oh great, I'm a drink my spicy water.
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Still working on that. Aren't these the best?
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I love the green ones the the green do.
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All yours. Take the whole thing if you
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want. Awesome.
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My lucky day. I I know what's for lunch or
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dinner probably now. Sorry I for interrupting your
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meeting with invisible. Oh God damn it, you threw my
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noodles away. My initials were literally on
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the box and everything. Fuck.
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I don't read things sometimes it's different like a logo, but
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it's probably still good. I I don't want the fucking trash
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noodles wet fart boy. Whoa, what are you doing?
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Whatever, it was an accident, just aim your Dick up and water
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piss it off. That's not you.
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I'm going to go rinse off. How would you like to have to
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walk around work the rest of the day with shit all of.
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You, I don't know, I don't think about that because it won't
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happen because I'm not a fucking idiot.
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Food thrower away or. It was an accident.
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You don't have to be a bully about it.
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You want this in your report. You're going to snitch on me?
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They're just being a soft bitch about it.
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Bully. Oh my, being a bully.
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If it's in my hair, I'm going to fucking kill you.
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Well, I got bad news for you. Could you?
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Oh, you have stuff on your face? What happened here?
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I don't want to be a snitch, but Flambe accidentally made a mess.
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Really. Yes.
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Well you should probably go get cleaned up then.
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You know, accident or not, wipe up this mess you made.
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Yes. OK, whatever that was.
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Listen, Robert, Jesus. Anyway, you talk to Chase.
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Who's it going to be when I'm a man or water boy?
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And these two are my only options.
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For now, yeah, obviously we can revisit it, but Waterboy is
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already a trainee, sorta. And you already know Phenomena
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man got cut by DTLA. Thanks for getting him out of
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the parking lot, by the way. It might also help to get, you
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know, an actual good person on your team, which I'm positive
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both of them are. They just have other issues.
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And Phenomena is an alien, not a person.
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Phenomena, man, I guess. I mean, I'm worried he has too
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much time to think right now. That's yeah, I feel the same
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way. He could use a distraction.
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So it won't be weird with your ex-boyfriend hanging around.
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I mean, he's already hanging around so he may as well be
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doing some good instead of moping around the parking lot
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crushing cars. You make a good point.
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I'll let him know you'll see him in the roster for your next
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dispatch. Hello Robert, a moment of your
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time. How do you move so quiet?
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I float if it would make you more comfortable I could remove
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my clothes as well. It would not look if this is
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about picking you for Z team. Wasn't even a hard decision.
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Thank you. No.
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Need. You're a legend.
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Yeah, doing good. But to do good, you need to be
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doing good. That's what a human person would
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say, yeah. I'm sure some human person would
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say that, yeah. My hug of gratitude seems to
31:51
have reopened your chest wounds. It's fine.
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Hey team, we appreciate you doing your best last shift under
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the circumstances, but we are here to help.
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More specifically, Phenomenon is here to help.
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I am here to help. This is a joke, right Annie?
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This guy, didn't he also get fired?
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Yeah, listen, I know things have been difficult for him lately,
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but Robert and I believe he will make a great addition to the.
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Team difficult because he dumped him.
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Fizzy I. Don't I mean?
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The mean child is correct. It has indeed been difficult
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since the ending of my relationship with Blonde Blazer,
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but any opportunity to see her again will make every day
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easier. I think you've got it backwards,
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bro. Yeah, it don't work that way,
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boy, trust me. We have reason to believe that
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Mister Vanderstink's life will. Be in danger at a meeting today.
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Rolling out Oh, what's it going to be this time?
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Hey did you get that video I sent you dude?
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You sent me like 500. It's the one with the karate
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dog. Oh fuck, I need to see that
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right now. Got to pick up dry cleaning near
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there anyway. I've got a great opportunity.
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To show the sweeter. Side of your ex criminal crew at
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SDN? Yeah I can't believe.
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Sweet. Talk I went with Emily of last
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season. Him and Carlos seem perfect for
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each other. I am not ready to love anyone at
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this moment in time. Loner, civilian.
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They find me intimidating. Yeah, All right, I'll bite.
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The people love me. I feel like working at a gas
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station. They be pretty chill.
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I fuck with a pet store. Yeah, right.
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You hate pets. I hate pets with bad attitudes.
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What pets have good attitudes? Snakes.
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They're just chilling. That is true.
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Every snake is Jill. Speaking of pets, I have
34:53
recently learned of the American Opossum.
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I find it fascinating how it carries its children on its back
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much like a bus. Why are you even talking about
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doing man? Those freaks nasty possums
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aren't pets, man. I see.
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Could be. Worse, I guess.
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That's the Spirit. Did I just get ditched by
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Phenomena man? Apologies, I thought I saw a
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blonde blazer in distress. Phenomena, man, I'm at the
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office. Oh, I see.
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Find my groove. We've tracked down the
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Assassin's temporary base of operations.
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OK, for real. Come on, focus.
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Oh shit they're after Coop and. They can try.
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Fuck those assholes. Can you give her a heads up or
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something? What are you?
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Heading Bob. Damn it, I go get high after
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this I. Did not know so much pain could
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be felt on the inside. My outside was always so strong.
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This is getting ridiculous. It's time to put an end to this.
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Guess what? Oh.
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Dope. Is that a new gas station?
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Why do you care? Malevola always humors me.
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Robert, I am sensing dissatisfaction amongst my new
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companions. It's one of his powers stating
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the Super obvious. Exacerbated size were a great
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indicator. No wonder Blazer dumped.
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You all right? That's enough.
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You said you wanted help and I got you one of the best heroes
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at SDN, The. Best at pissing everyone off.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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The best at crying. The best at leaving a giant
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crater. Whatever he takes to the skies.
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Get out of your systems, he's not going anywhere.
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Ready. Set fire.
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Let's maybe not start a war here with an elite assassin
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organization. Try asking them to leave nicely.
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On the move. Hello Dispatcher, would you like
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to play a little game? Perhaps a brain teaser?
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I hate this asshole. Careful, he's tricky.
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His name is a brain teaser. How tricky can he be?
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Don't. Say I didn't warn you.
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Knew me fucking rocks. Hey, who wants fried fish?
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Or I could also just track you down.
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Aren't you persistent? Yeah, tell whatever fucking
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loser that needs us that I'm on my way.
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Watch me burn. There's a retired.
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SDN Hero I Krypton that caused problems.
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Can you get him out of there? Oh shit, Astra man, I remember
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him when I was a kid. Poor guy.
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I've been there. Really.
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Before I joined the Z team I didn't have a part to piss in.
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Good shift fellow heroes. Is my intercom malfunctioning?
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Can anyone hear me? Everybody should step back.
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Almost feels unfair. Almost.
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I knew I had a good feeling about you.
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Not only did you cut one of that dumb shit criminal buddies,
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you're also forcing them to work.
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With one of the greatest heroes of all time.
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I was going to say sad sack son of a bitch, but yeah, let's go
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with yours. Yeah, let's go with mine.
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Hey kid, love you. Love you too.
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Don't fuck this up. Earlier that day, Blazer and I
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had breakfast at the rim of an active volcano.
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Then we made love. I don't need to hear your sex
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stories. We never had intercourse.
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My alien genitals were not compatible with hers.
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That's cool. Why is that cool?
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It's it's not. What were you saying?
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She was the only thing I was passionate about.
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Her voice, her eyes, her disposition, her whole of her
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remarkable corporeal form. I don't think that's healthy.
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You should have more loves in the world.
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So more girlfriends. No, well, maybe that's not my
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point. All I'm saying is what you need
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to do is find the next thing for you to be passionate about
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because it's out there. Thank you, I wish to Make Love
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to. You again.
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Again. But this time I will avoid
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squeezing the blood out of you. What?
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Is fitness. What you watching?
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You spying? On.
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Me technically you're still on the clock.
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Didn't peg you as a ROM com fan? If I'm on the clock, you
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shouldn't be pegging me with anything, Robert.
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That's extremely inappropriate, especially since I'm usually the
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pegger, not the Peggy. Noted.
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Well tell me how it is. I wanted to see that one at.
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Least 20 minutes of trailers. I always forget what I'm
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watching by the time the movie starts.
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Same you going solo. I'm a.
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Loner Robbie, a rebel? That night feel bad asking
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people to pay when I'm just going to sneak in.
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The only lame thing is I can't get snacks.
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Floating buckets of popcorn, too, tend to draw a lot of
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attention. But I miss it.
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I miss popcorn. I didn't see the first one, can
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you give me a recap? It's.
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Against the law for you to be watching like.
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That actually it's illegal for you to be filming.
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I don't need the whole thing, just enough to know what's going
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on, OK? It's about this struggling
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actress who gets. This big role from.
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A movie star, then the deep. Surfers like child.
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Then he realizes her secret, but it turns out he has a secret
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too, which could ruin you. Didn't hear any of that.
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Yeah, no, it's probably fine though.
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So what are we like friends now? Or is this some sort of team
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building exercise? To be fair, I thought we already
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were. I haven't decided yet.
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Would have been nice to know before I spent 86 bucks.
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I'm not going to fuck you just because you bought me a bucket
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of corn. Can you just be normal for like
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a second? This is.
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You first. This is nice.
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What are you going to say? Do you like Sour Patch Kids?
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I fucking love sour patch kids. Cool, me too.