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Foodie Friday with Neil Saavedra | Ask Handel Anything · The Bill Handel Show

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Bill Handle on demand from KFI AM
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  Speaker 1: six forty. I'm in the move for food I am
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  Speaker 1: six forty Bill Handle.
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  Speaker 2: Here. It is a Friday morning, March six. Some of
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  Speaker 2: the big stories. We're looking at the Justice Department. He
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  Speaker 2: has published additional Epstein files, and of course everybody's going
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  Speaker 2: crazy looking at those. Christineome is out as Homeland Security Secretary,
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  Speaker 2: and no surprise there she was due to be fired
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  Speaker 2: by the president. And a jobs report came back not
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  Speaker 2: so good. And oil is well. Gasoline is up thirty
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  Speaker 2: cents in the last week. It's not good news. No
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  Speaker 2: surprise though, because of the war in around continues. It's expanding.
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  Speaker 2: Israel and the United States keep pummeling Iran. Iran attacking
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  Speaker 2: it's neighbors in the Gulf, and no one understands why
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  Speaker 2: at this point. And so now the definition of Iran
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  Speaker 2: winning is the regime stays there.
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  Speaker 1: That's their win. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It is time for Foody Friday with Neil and MOI
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow two to five pm. The Fork Report with Neil. Neil,
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  Speaker 2: let's start right now. Cauliflower pizza. You know, I've never
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  Speaker 2: I've always wondered about cauliflower pizza crust. It's like a
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  Speaker 2: day without sunshine pizza without the regular crust. It's like
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  Speaker 2: a day without me telling you you're going to die
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  Speaker 2: by four o'clock this afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a miserable day.
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  Speaker 3: You are a miserable bastard, that is for sure. So
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  Speaker 3: the reason why I loved this story, and this isn't
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  Speaker 3: food and wine, is that if you remember years ago,
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  Speaker 3: with all of the rise of the gluten free and
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  Speaker 3: all these things, we had cauliflower pizza is in the
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  Speaker 3: frozen section everywhere and they were cauliflower crust pizzas and.
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  Speaker 4: It's not horrible.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, cauliflowers tasty and you can you cook it in
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  Speaker 3: different ways, wonderful. But that is dumping now. That really
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  Speaker 3: was this trend that came and now it's going. And
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  Speaker 3: with a couple of weeks back, you and I talked
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  Speaker 3: about great frozen pizzas well, they're finding that frozen pizzas
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  Speaker 3: are growing again. The high price of ordering out even
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  Speaker 3: pizzas nowadays, or going and sitting down to have one,
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  Speaker 3: people are finding it's much easier and the quality of
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  Speaker 3: frozen pizzas has gotten to the place where it's easier
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  Speaker 3: you can pick what kind of you know, crust style
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  Speaker 3: you want.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love frozen pizza, and you're right, A frozen pizza,
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  Speaker 2: a decent frozen pizza is six seven dollars.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that expensive. Even more, and they've gotten way
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  Speaker 3: the way really good.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you the one that suggested the two pizzas at
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  Speaker 2: Walmart Art and at Target, which are just spectacular.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got the pizzas are the quality of the
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  Speaker 3: pizza crust and the ingredients are so good. Now, plus
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  Speaker 3: you can get Roman style, ne Apolitan style, you can
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  Speaker 3: get Detroit style crusts now. So you've got the cauliflower
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  Speaker 3: on the decline. As far as those cauliflower crusts, that
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  Speaker 3: kind of comfort food is coming back in a different way,
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  Speaker 3: and the freezers being one of the places where it's
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  Speaker 3: going to be living. So pepperoni is still in the front.
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  Speaker 3: Cheese is second, just a plain cheese, but pepperoni continues
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  Speaker 3: to lead, and then some of the deluxe.
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  Speaker 4: Ones have different you know, flavoring and come.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well there's still plenty of cauliflower crust pizzas. I
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  Speaker 2: go to Trader Joe's, I think they have one. Costco
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  Speaker 2: certainly has one Detroit. The Detroit pizzas. Those crusts are
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  Speaker 2: a little oily, aren't they.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they're a pan pizza, but like a wait, wait
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  Speaker 3: where you're doing a joke of little Detroit oil oil.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, the two pizzas that you mentioned
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  Speaker 2: that are well worth going to. And there are the
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  Speaker 2: two pizzas that come from Target and Walmart.
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  Speaker 3: Better they are better, better for and they do a
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  Speaker 3: very nice job. Their five cheese pizza is a white pizza.
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  Speaker 3: It's good. It's a little cheesy for me. But the
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  Speaker 3: the pepperoni and bacon pizza is very very nice.
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  Speaker 5: And then.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's Missus Goods or something.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's better Goods, better Goods.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the other one. Fine, No, that's the one.
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  Speaker 4: The other one, there's Katie, Katie's Katie also pizza. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: those are in Target.
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  Speaker 3: That is a really lovely smoky cinner crust. But great
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  Speaker 3: shoe to it, like you would get out of a
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  Speaker 3: pizza oven fire.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, very very strong. All right. El Coyote Mexican restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: El Coyote has been around, well, it's turning ninety five
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  Speaker 2: years old, very famous yesterday. It's in every single movie
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  Speaker 2: that is referencing Los Angeles, and this is where Governor
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  Speaker 2: Jerry Brown use.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, no, I think that's the adobe down was it.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was El Coyote.
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  Speaker 2: We have to look that up where he was dating
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  Speaker 2: Linda Ronstown while he was governor.
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  Speaker 3: I think that was the adobe down the street. But
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  Speaker 3: they similarly. They have been around for a long time.
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  Speaker 3: Al Coyote Mexican restaurant in the Fairfax District. It opened
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  Speaker 3: in nineteen thirty one. They just celebrated ninety five years yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: They were offering tacos and enchiladas with rice and beans
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  Speaker 3: for ninety five cents. Margie Christopherson and is the owner.
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  Speaker 3: Her aunt and uncle are worthy original owners, and her
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  Speaker 3: parents bought it and so three generations. She is an
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  Speaker 3: she's a doll. She's in her eighties. She's been on
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  Speaker 3: the show multiple times, Great Sense of Humor, beautiful lady,
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  Speaker 3: great heart, and she's there willingly. Her kids are like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, why don't you go enjoy yourself, and she's like, no,
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  Speaker 3: this is she wants to see the people. If you
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  Speaker 3: haven't been to l Coyote in some time or never been,
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  Speaker 3: get there. It is beautiful lively, fun, they've got great margarita's.
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  Speaker 4: They've got and.
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  Speaker 2: Traditional traditional traditional fair Yeah, traditional decore, traditional decore, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: which is fun to see.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, vibrant.
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  Speaker 2: And the mariachi bands come around. And what I do
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  Speaker 2: is I give I always tip mariachi bands twenty dollars
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  Speaker 2: to not play anywhere near my table. Why do I
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  Speaker 2: want music trumpets next to my ear when I'm sitting
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  Speaker 2: there and festive and it's fun.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's not me. Yeah, that's not me. None
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  Speaker 1: of that works for me. We'll come we're coming back.
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  Speaker 2: I hope your ran show is not that grand day bro.
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  Speaker 2: Well they're oh very strong. All right, we're gonna come back.
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  Speaker 2: Talk a little bit about Jimmy John Sandwiches, which I
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  Speaker 2: have no idea what Jimmy John's is.
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  Speaker 4: And then it's a sandwich place, so good.
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  Speaker 2: Clearly Jimmy John Sandwich, I would guess would be a
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  Speaker 2: sandwich place.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's a shocker, but that's my guest. Your
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  Speaker 1: intellect is unrivaled, mister handle.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, And you can tell me. We're
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  Speaker 2: gonna say where where are they? Because that's I've never
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  Speaker 2: been to one. I didn't hear I've never heard of
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  Speaker 2: one everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. That's conoy. You don't talk on this show.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's go back to a footy Friday bill
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  Speaker 2: handle here on a KFI Friday, March six, and let's
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  Speaker 2: get right into Jimmy john sandwiches. As I said before
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  Speaker 2: the break, no idea who or what Jimmy Johns is
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  Speaker 2: or was or are.
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  Speaker 3: Pardon you're missing out. If you like a sand o,
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  Speaker 3: you like a good sandwich, yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 2: I love sandwiches. Where where is one near the station?
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  Speaker 2: For example?
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  Speaker 1: Is there one? I don't know where there is exactly exactly?
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  Speaker 1: How about Orange County? Do you know where they are
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  Speaker 1: in Orange County?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where every location of Jimmy John's is.
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  Speaker 3: I know that there's one off of Sunset Boulevard, Okay, Hollywood, one.
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  Speaker 1: Of Beverly Hills. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I know who to ask Cono, who says they're everywhere?
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  Speaker 1: And where is everywhere? Cono, Yeah, there's one in North Hollywood,
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  Speaker 1: there's one in Los Angeles, Beverly Hills, you got one
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  Speaker 1: over in Pasadena.
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  Speaker 2: You go, Oh, by the way, he's just you know,
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  Speaker 2: this is not this is spontaneous. He's certainly not reading
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  Speaker 2: that list might.
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  Speaker 3: Not stopping all of us. So you can ask Surrey
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  Speaker 3: where they are. Okay, that's Siri, but that's close.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Surrey.
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  Speaker 3: It's they actually legally changed it because Tom Cruise wanted
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  Speaker 3: to be named after his daughter.
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  Speaker 1: Fair enough, it's.
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  Speaker 2: A bad joke that goes several levels of bad. You
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  Speaker 2: can't judge people's jokes. They are going Greek, which means well,
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  Speaker 2: Arby's had this EO, this Greek hero that was very,
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  Speaker 2: very popular.
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  Speaker 3: And now you've got Jimmy John's doing their own version
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  Speaker 3: of this. So in addition to their sub sandwiches, their
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  Speaker 3: massive lineup of you know, classic, they do some innovative
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  Speaker 3: style sandwiches as well, but now they're going to add
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  Speaker 3: this euro to it and it looks delicious.
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  Speaker 2: Erro yeah, or gyro yes. Okay, there's a hero. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: there is. And just a quick word, every sub company
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  Speaker 2: in the world, every subfranchise in the world, is trying
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  Speaker 2: all these new kinds of sub sandwiches.
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  Speaker 1: Well you have to stand out, yeah, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: they have to keep on going.
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  Speaker 3: Your house, You've got subway, You've got all kinds of place.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, fast foods are changing their menu constantly because again,
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  Speaker 2: they have to stand out, and that's one way of
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  Speaker 2: standing out. Now, there is a great story that's gone
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  Speaker 2: viral and it has to do with McDonald's CEO.
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  Speaker 1: And let's get into that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So if you've been listening, you heard Gary and
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  Speaker 3: Shannon talked about it yesterday. Our friends Petro some money.
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  Speaker 3: We're talking about it. They've got and we mentioned this
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  Speaker 3: last week that there's the new Big Archburger, which is
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  Speaker 3: an international burger. I've had it before internationally, but they
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  Speaker 3: McDonald's has finally brought it to the States here and
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  Speaker 3: for some reason, they felt the best person to pitch
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  Speaker 3: this was the CEO of McDonald's. He was very he
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  Speaker 3: seemed hesitant. I'm guessing it's just his personality is not,
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  Speaker 3: you know, very flamboyant or anything like that.
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  Speaker 4: But he took what.
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  Speaker 3: Other other burger places are calling a mcnibble out of
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  Speaker 3: the burger. He basically kind of nibbled in it and
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  Speaker 3: said that he was going to finish it later for
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  Speaker 3: his lunch or something. He referred to it as a
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  Speaker 3: product instead of just a burger. I really like this product.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, just gave it that little mcnibble, and so
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  Speaker 3: it went viral for all the wrong reasons except for
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  Speaker 3: the fact we're all talking about it.
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  Speaker 4: But burger King came out.
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  Speaker 3: And all these different you know, you got Burger King, Wendy's,
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  Speaker 3: all of them have come out with their own versions
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  Speaker 3: of this. Some are actual CEOs mocking it. But it
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  Speaker 3: just it just goes to show you, like you said,
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  Speaker 3: it's not just about the burgers anymore. It's not just
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  Speaker 3: about you know, coming out with the perfect chicken tenders
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  Speaker 3: or nuggies or whatever it is. They are battling constantly
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  Speaker 3: for social media attention.
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  Speaker 4: They need it.
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  Speaker 3: It's part it's where the young people live, and it's
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  Speaker 3: where people are inspired to go check these these burgers
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  Speaker 3: or new concoctions out. So just hilarious to see, you know,
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  Speaker 3: Wendy's jumping in and mocking it.
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  Speaker 4: That is funny, and Burger King going and.
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  Speaker 1: Never you know, he remember the CEO doing this.
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  Speaker 2: You remember that commercial a whole bunch of years ago
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  Speaker 2: where the CEO of one of the electric razor companies said, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: my name is Omark, I am and I am. I
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  Speaker 2: like this product so much, I'm buying it, And then
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  Speaker 2: he wrote a poem about it all right.
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  Speaker 1: Now, the reality is, I mean, that's a little obscure,
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  Speaker 1: but the.
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  Speaker 2: Reality is is, uh, he did buy the company, and
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  Speaker 2: it was that was a commercial and it was pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: I liked this so much I bought the company. So
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  Speaker 2: I just thought, that's.
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  Speaker 3: About the biggest compliment you could ever give to a
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  Speaker 3: product that the company.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you think about it, that's pretty impressive.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, when you're gonna taste things, people are very pretty
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  Speaker 3: look at. Nobody wants to see someone eat.
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  Speaker 4: They don't.
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  Speaker 3: They certainly don't want to hear us eat, which is
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  Speaker 3: why I tried eat very little during the Forek report.
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  Speaker 4: But he just didn't look like a burger guy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, if I had written that commercial marketing because I
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  Speaker 2: never get I will never get hired for marketing, of course,
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  Speaker 2: and all the reasons why, but I literally would have
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  Speaker 2: him take the biggest bite you can imagine and then
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  Speaker 2: stuff it in his mouth and say I can't get
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  Speaker 2: enough of this while he's eating.
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  Speaker 1: I think you know that is an effective commercial. The mcnimble,
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  Speaker 1: You're right, it's so stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Barger lovers won get that perfect bite, and that is deep.
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  Speaker 3: That is not got a little bit of.
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  Speaker 2: Deep bite and I am not going to touch that
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  Speaker 2: line with a ten inch pole.
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  Speaker 4: You just you wish?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, ask handle anything? Started because you and me I
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  Speaker 2: get asked a huge number of times, what's John like?
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  Speaker 1: What's Neil like? What are Gary and Shannon like? Tim Conway?
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  Speaker 1: What's he like?
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  Speaker 2: And then no, no one asked what's Cono like? Not
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  Speaker 2: even close? Kno, what's Amy like?
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  Speaker 6: So?
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  Speaker 1: And then they get asked what's Handle like?
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  Speaker 2: So out of Kate, out of that came ask handle anything,
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  Speaker 2: where you sort of asked the questions about me that
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  Speaker 2: people want to know, But the whole point of that
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  Speaker 2: is embarrassing me. That's the difference. So let's do it.
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  Speaker 2: You record those questions during the show. You go to
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  Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app. This show is being streamed and just
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  Speaker 2: click the microphone in the upright hand corner and record
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  Speaker 2: your questions. And here they are let and Neil chooses
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  Speaker 2: the questions because Neil loves me so much.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, first question, Okay, go do it quick.
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  Speaker 5: Twenty seconds Bill, How are you doing? Actually, I don't care.
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  Speaker 5: How are you doing when you were in your party
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  Speaker 5: days with the cocaine? Did you have a supplier? How
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  Speaker 5: did you get your cocaine? People want to know Robert
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  Speaker 5: from the I E. Hello, Kno Joe.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a drug dealer like everybody else, I
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  Speaker 2: had a dealer. I'd call him up when I had
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  Speaker 2: some money, I'd go, I'd like some cocaine. Uh, make
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  Speaker 2: sure you cut it with as much filler as you
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  Speaker 2: possibly can, so I have to buy more.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I had a drug dealer. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: mean all of us who I did cocaine?
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  Speaker 4: But where do you find it?
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  Speaker 1: You know, they come out there, they come out of
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  Speaker 1: the woodwork.
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  Speaker 2: You ask someone who knows someone like today, I got
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  Speaker 2: a guy who knows a guy. Well I had there
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  Speaker 2: was a guy who knew a dealer, who knew a dealer.
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  Speaker 2: That's where you get them. Okays.
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  Speaker 1: A question, yeah you.
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  Speaker 4: Know four years is who can get you chicken baked?
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  Speaker 7: Now?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah now?
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  Speaker 2: And now that is I mean I took I took
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  Speaker 2: the bar stoned out of my mind on cocaine and
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  Speaker 2: it worked beautifully.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, next question, Hi Bill. On a scale of one
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  Speaker 1: to ten, how welcoming were your daughters to lindsay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, oh great question, can you go below one? I
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  Speaker 2: know you know they were so close to getting arrested
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  Speaker 2: for what they were about to do. No, like everybody else,
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  Speaker 2: they had a tough time when I got divorced, and
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  Speaker 2: it took a little while, but you know, things even out.
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  Speaker 1: But that is a very good question. It's like most people.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, okay, that's the reality is they're a pretty
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  Speaker 2: good shape.
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  Speaker 1: Now is there a number, oh yeah, one to ten.
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  Speaker 1: You know, how close were they?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it was a negative one initially and now is
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  Speaker 2: probably about an eight in terms of pretty close. It
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  Speaker 2: is pretty good. Yea, it is pretty good. Okay, next question, Hey.
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  Speaker 7: Bill Ronnie Ray Buena part I was curious when was
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  Speaker 7: your first radio job and where and did they regret
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  Speaker 7: hiring you or did they say, oh, diamond in a row.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll answer the last part of the question. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: they regretted hiring me, and they fired me my first
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  Speaker 2: radio job. And this is a fun story. You know
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  Speaker 2: that I practiced reproductive law right out of law school.
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  Speaker 1: That was my specialty.
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  Speaker 2: And because the story of surrogacy was so enormous and
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  Speaker 2: broke nationally, I was a guest a million times and
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  Speaker 2: I had done my sixth interview on the Michael Jackson Show,
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  Speaker 2: not Michael Jackson killed himself, you know, Glittery Glove. There
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  Speaker 2: was a talk show host, Michael Jackson who is nationally known,
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  Speaker 2: and I had been interviewed on his show a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of times. And one day, walking out walking down the hall,
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  Speaker 2: this ABC, the program director came up to me and said, Bill,
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  Speaker 2: I've been listening to your uh the your interviews. I
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  Speaker 2: have to tell you you're better than half the people I
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  Speaker 2: have working here. And I said, no, Alie, I'm better
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  Speaker 2: than all the people you have working here.
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  Speaker 1: And uh he uh he hired me right there.
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  Speaker 2: That was my first radio gig and my my auto autobiography.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: And the book that I'm gonna write is how to
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  Speaker 2: Get into Radio by being a dick?
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  Speaker 1: Okay. The next question.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Bill, do you and the other KFI talk show
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: hosts listen to the commercials during the breaks? If we
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: have to endure them? So should you?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: I don't even listen to the talk show hosts themselves,
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  Speaker 2: much less listen to the commercials. And I don't listen
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: to my commercials. Yeah, we listened to the commercials. You know,
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  Speaker 2: I buy a lot of the products.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: And the reality is is.
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  Speaker 2: That when I'm buying a product that is promoted by
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: one of the other talk show hosts, I generally return it.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: And the good news is that most of the companies
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: do take returns.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: So what so, okay, let's test you. Have you ever
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: murdered your thirst?
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  Speaker 6: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Wait? Is that a commercial murdering?
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: I knew it. I knew you weren't listening.
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  Speaker 1: That's a commercial, speaking of commercials. Okay, okay, speaking of commercials.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: That is actually a very good segue. Thank you for that. Okay,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Let's go through a couple more questions.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Cono, Hey, Bill, the only thing I remember about your
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: first show thirty years ago was it you played Devil's
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: Advocate for some reason and for a subject, and.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: You pissed off a lot of people. I didn't think
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: you'd be back. The other thing is if.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: You had a squeaky voice not made for radio, high pitched,
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: had to go to a voice coach for that. You
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: got through it, You did well by Now.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's start with the second one.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I did have a high, squeaky voice at one
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: point because my testicles never descended. And so hi, I'm Bill,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: and my balls are still up in my stomach.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: You did go to a voice coach though.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I did, but that was because I was losing my
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: voice and I had to go because I was screaming
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: so loudly on the radio, seriously that I was losing
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: my voice. I have no idea, like, I don't piss
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: off people. Now give me a break. And the originally,
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: if I remember the question, oh, radio voice, I don't
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: have a radio voice. As a matter of fact, I
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: have to tell you, radio voices are not wanted in
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: radio anymore. It used to be where oh yeah, what
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: was like a radio voice? Uh?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sort of thing.
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Mark Thompson has a radio voice, a great voice. Yeah
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: he does, but it's a radio voice. But that's incidental.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: He's not hired because he has a great radio voice.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: So the answer is they don't want radio voices. They
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: want people that just sound like regular people, because that's
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: where radio has changed.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Instead of oh the radio voice, what say you?
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: They don't do that anymore, or radio doesn't do that anymore,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: And that's one of the reasons.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: That's your radio voice.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Huh that was my radio voice. Yeah, here we go.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: What I really like is the hispanic radio voice is
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: selling cars?
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Why you use that? Guy would never mind. Wow, Okay,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: that was horrible. That was horrible.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, next question, Yeah, next question, Hey, Bill, I.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Was wondering, does it bother you that you and Trump
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: have the same vice mainly all the coke keeople drink.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: That's the one thing you do just like him.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: No, it doesn't bother me. A lot of people have
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: great have dediction of diet coke.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: You both being narcissistic agent, yeah, and completely obnoxious and
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: self aggrandizing.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: I was heard a speech by Colin Powell and he
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: talked about how well it was to call him too. Yeah, well,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: he had some issues anyway. He would talk about he said,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: when I was Secretary of State, man, it was the
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: best thing in the world.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I go up the ladder. His car would drive up.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: To the stairs going up to the plane. He would
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: walk up and he sat in his chair ready to
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: go with a diet coke can right next to him
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: in the little holder than to him was that was heaven?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: And if I'm not alone and enjoying die coke, it
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: does pretty well saleswise.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: All right, cono, I think we have one more right.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Hey, this is for us Bill, anything, Phil When did
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: you and Lindsay meet and when did you and Marjorie separate?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Please be dates specific. You know I'm horrible. I'm horrible
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: at dates. I heard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I okay, no, that was that was No. I
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: know I'm very bad at dats. No, I am very
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: bad at days. I know when I met Lindsay. I
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: met Lindsay when she she's a performer and has a
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: beautiful voice. I met her in her final year of
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: middle school and she was in a musical that was
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: about ten years ago.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: And we wow, and you were a dancer, like you're
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: dancing around this.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: No, I'm nott dancing. No, I've met dancing around this.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: And I'm guessing the dates don't match up.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they probably don't. I remember, Yes. The point is
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: the days don't match up. Okay, Neil, you are a bastard.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: You know that. This is why we do. This is
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: why we do.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Ask Candle anything to embarrass me, because Neil has just
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: struck gold with embarrassing me. Matter of fact, act, just
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: to let you know, Lindsay's my second wife. My third
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: wife has not been born yet.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: That's gross.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. I think we are done. Are you sure,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: mister Epstein?
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh oh, that one is a tough one. Okay,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: that is a lawsuit, my friend.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: You are the one that was just saying that your
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: third actually technically your fourth wife by the way, uh,
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: hasn't been born yet.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, but I wait till they're eighteen, you know,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get arrested, not on wait till
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: they I mean, I wait, Okay, I'm done.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I'm done. Thank you.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: That was really embarrassing, Neil. Uh, this was Leil's last week.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: I want I want everybody to say goodbye. I want
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: everybody to say goodbye to Neil. It has been it
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: has been a one day.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: What with the dates?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Okay specific all right?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Uh coming up Gary and Shannon, Gary and Shannon and
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: tomorrow it's eight o'clock in the morning. Of course, handle
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: on the law eight to eleven, and then Rich tomorrow
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: from eleven to two, and then Neil with the show
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Fork Report, all Things Food. I'll catch you on Monday.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Everybody s yeah, the Morning crew sans Neil. We're going
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: to a matter of fact here, Oh, here's this on Monday,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: when I take questions on who should replace Neil.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: That's the question we're going to ask easier. Just to
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: give us the year.
• 25:36
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• 25:41
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• 25:43
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