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STIMULATED: THINGS MEN ARE SCARED OF · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Okay, Jane, tell me how you would feel in the
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  Speaker 1: situation you are having a passionate kissing session with your
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  Speaker 1: partner on the couch downstairs in your house, and one
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  Speaker 1: of you mentions to go upstairs and take this to
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  Speaker 1: the next level. Literally actually the next level. You go
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  Speaker 1: up there, everything's good, her clothes are off, yours are off,
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  Speaker 1: but your undies. As you're about to take your undies off,
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  Speaker 1: your dog's in the corner of the room and you
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  Speaker 1: just hear your dog's pissing all over the place. How
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  Speaker 1: do you feel, dim you lay? What do you do?
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  Speaker 2: I don't actually know it. I think like it probably
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  Speaker 2: isn't gonna smell like much. So if you took a ship,
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  Speaker 2: it would ruin the mood.
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  Speaker 1: And realistically you're only need to last like for you
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  Speaker 1: what a cole minutes. It's not going to soak into anything.
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  Speaker 1: Found the wood seal. Get out there, Henry Lee, that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: If Henry drags inside, I'd actually probably like take them
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  Speaker 2: to the vet, be like we have done that since
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  Speaker 2: you're fucking puppy mane true.
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  Speaker 1: Today, Jake, we are starting with the game stay Silent
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  Speaker 1: on Trace the old trade No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: You wanna go first on me? You go? Okay, Jake, Sir,
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  Speaker 1: I would like to ask you to stay silent till
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  Speaker 1: you hear a better franchise than Marvel. O cay say
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  Speaker 1: something you can talk about?
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  Speaker 2: Sure, Okay, we're talking Marvel all together, like from two
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  Speaker 2: thousand and nine or whatever it started movies up until
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  Speaker 2: like now, or if you cap it at twenty nineteen unbeatable,
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  Speaker 2: don't say anything.
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  Speaker 1: Let's not cap it then what happened after twenty nineteen
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  Speaker 1: just went downhill? Okay, okay, okay, so just play the game.
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  Speaker 1: Do we hear better franchise than Marvel? Okay, DC Universe,
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  Speaker 1: June Avatar, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Fast and Furious,
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  Speaker 1: Star Wars really a lot of the rings gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to go into a one left really caught thorns and rotors.
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  Speaker 1: I would have also, I thought Star Wars was gonna
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  Speaker 1: get yet. Really I like Marvel better than Star Wars.
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  Speaker 2: Ship. I didn't know that that's hot. That's a hot take,
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  Speaker 2: hot take. Yeah, I just think that they're both. They
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  Speaker 2: both started off good and then both went downhill. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I think I think Marble had a better run though
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  Speaker 2: more More movies are good. Yeah, if that makes sense,
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  Speaker 2: it's still going yeah, true up until endgame. Everything in
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  Speaker 2: ten out of fucking ten.
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  Speaker 1: After that, I actually can I be honest. I haven't
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  Speaker 1: watched Anny really. I watched one, yeah, and was like, well,
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  Speaker 1: they've just gone off on tangents now? Is that this
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  Speaker 1: sucks the TV shows?
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  Speaker 2: Then? Like they got greedy? Don't make TV shows, keep
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  Speaker 2: it as movies. Well, it's my turn to do it
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  Speaker 2: to you, Ohdi. I want you to stay silent until
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  Speaker 2: I name a better Akatar character than Reese?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Should I do?
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  Speaker 2: You?
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  Speaker 1: Are we talking the ones we've read up to or
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  Speaker 1: the characters after that we don't know yet? The ones
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  Speaker 1: we know? Can we know all these ones? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Elaine Nesta Variant, Lucian Tarquin, Moregan Hellen. Can I say something?
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  Speaker 1: I want to say, yes, but I don't know enough
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  Speaker 1: about him yet. Amern Asrael Favor. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I had Cassian left, and I also had the cereal O.
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  Speaker 2: I love the cereal.
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  Speaker 1: I think Farah was gonna be the only one to
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  Speaker 1: get it for me. Really, you like Reese better than Cassian? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I think I like Cassian better. Really? Yeah? I just
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  Speaker 1: love him. I like Azuel better than Cassian, really, I
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  Speaker 1: just like his character. Fair fucking I love Cassian. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just related to him. Cassian just I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: just gives me vibe. Yeah, resource, I hasn't done anything
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  Speaker 1: in a while, like come on, Yeah, we have to
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  Speaker 1: fucking like make sure he doesn't deplete his peal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well he'll come back, bro, give let him rest
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  Speaker 2: for twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, for the main menu, we are having you catch
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  Speaker 1: feeling fast when they alrighty, so you catch feelings fast
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  Speaker 1: when they call you, daddy? Really didn't see they coming
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  Speaker 1: from me, did you?
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  Speaker 2: No? I did not. Oh, I'm inclined to agree.
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  Speaker 1: I'm inclined to agree.
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  Speaker 2: I'm certainly not going to sit here and lie to you. So, okay,
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  Speaker 2: you catch feelings fast when they slip their hand into
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  Speaker 2: your hand for the first time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm imagining it right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're not really you're not the one that's initiated.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they just kind of you're unbeknownst to
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  Speaker 1: what's happening. Yeah, they're within your fingers. Please don't be clammy, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't be clean. The problem with that is they like
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  Speaker 1: I need preparation. Yeah, you need to see it coming
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  Speaker 1: to but I do agree, I do fair all right.
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  Speaker 1: You catch feelings fast when they text you before you
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  Speaker 1: wake up and you wake up to it. Oh that's
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  Speaker 1: a one fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can remember that point at the start where yeah,
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  Speaker 2: a good morning text each morning and you kind of
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  Speaker 2: like excited to wake up to wake up to it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It goes two ways though, so sometimes makes you catch feelings.
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  Speaker 1: The other time though, sometimes it makes you feel guilty
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  Speaker 1: that they're already awake and doing shit, like two hours before.
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  Speaker 1: Two hours What I mean, let's be real with your girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: She could wake up, You could wake up at six thirty,
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  Speaker 2: and she could still send a text two hours prior.
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  Speaker 1: She hates when you wake up, she's already getting ready
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  Speaker 1: for ben.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you catch feelings fast when they start sending videos
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  Speaker 2: or voice messages instead of text.
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  Speaker 1: That's when you know they're comfortable percent. Yeah that's a
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  Speaker 1: good feeling thinking about I forgot about that. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you both start to feel comfortable in each other's skin.
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  Speaker 1: The first voice, man, I always send the first one.
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  Speaker 1: The first You just hate texting, You hate it, the
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  Speaker 1: first face times, nervous, but it's the same concept. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: first face.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I've never done a FaceTime for meeting, but
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  Speaker 2: your situation it made a lot more sense because you had.
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  Speaker 1: To, Like, I like to do it to fish out
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  Speaker 1: if they're like scary or not. Yeah, like you get
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  Speaker 1: a vibe they're like, yeah the persona if they're awkward.
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  Speaker 2: I get that from a voice message, even though they
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  Speaker 2: can think about it.
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  Speaker 1: But you get it from a voice message.
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  Speaker 2: And there's so many people out there that go they
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  Speaker 2: say they hate voice messages, they hate.
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  Speaker 1: Phone calls, they just want to text.
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  Speaker 2: People just text me. Yeah, Like, I cannot get on
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  Speaker 2: board with that. I don't relate to that one single bit.
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  Speaker 1: Neither.
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  Speaker 2: I am human voice message through and through. I love
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  Speaker 2: hearing tone of voice. I love hearing my voice because
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  Speaker 2: I can't joke over text.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're not with a new person at least
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  Speaker 1: you can't joke over text. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: And so if you say something a little out of
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  Speaker 2: pocket and then they don't really understand the tone of
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  Speaker 2: voice was saying it with, they might be like, oh, like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, and you might be like, no, no, I
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  Speaker 2: meant that.
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  Speaker 1: As a joke. You both look like idiots. Yeah, anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. You catch feelings fast when they make you
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  Speaker 1: feel safe. Yeah, you can be yourself. Yeah, that's a
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  Speaker 1: great feel make you feel secure?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, truth, truth, that one.
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  Speaker 1: True. You catch feelings fast when they are open and
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  Speaker 1: honest about their intentions make you feel safe. Maybe transparency
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  Speaker 1: is hot. Secure Yeah, truth and actually honest and not
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  Speaker 1: telling you what you want to hear. Yeah. I guess
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  Speaker 1: you don't know someone well enough when they're lying to
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  Speaker 1: you at the start. You can't gauge it. It's like
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  Speaker 1: the whole FaceTime texting. That's why you do it. Bost messages,
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  Speaker 1: you got it. You gotta FaceTime.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, still I can't like what if there are
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  Speaker 2: a catfish actually don't.
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  Speaker 1: Show on Netflix. I've seen there's a show called Catfish
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  Speaker 1: Rule one. Make sure they're a real human being.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, if they aren't taking phone calls or voice messages
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  Speaker 2: on FaceTime to be.
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  Speaker 1: Fair, if they say, oh I only text red flag,
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  Speaker 1: they're not real yeah exactly, Yeah, they're not real or
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  Speaker 1: also just red flag in general. Yeah. Fuck.
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  Speaker 2: You catch feelings fast when they could very easily be
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  Speaker 2: your new emergency contact.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good feeling. Truth Yeah, truth and more like
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  Speaker 1: you true. That's a good feeling that next of kin.
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  Speaker 1: You catch feelings fast when they are present with you.
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  Speaker 1: Fair I mean, I'm not going on not going on
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  Speaker 1: their phone. You get distracted about things going on in
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  Speaker 1: the future of the past that is right here, right
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  Speaker 1: now with you.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I see it. Yeah, very much. Say I'm done,
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  Speaker 2: I see you. This is a good one. I think
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  Speaker 2: relatable for the baddies.
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  Speaker 1: You catch feelings fast when they bring you water without
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  Speaker 1: you even asking.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, hey, girls would very bay we catch feelings.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I would just say thanks. I think tricks
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  Speaker 2: of the tray, imagine your water botle no, not even
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  Speaker 2: not even asking to say, like, let me.
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  Speaker 1: Fill that off for you. It was a frost that
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  Speaker 1: they love it when someone feels like their water. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Next on the menu is this dessert. This is dessert.
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  Speaker 2: Things men are scared of, Yeah, okay, ready, quite a
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  Speaker 2: lot of things. Things men are scared of A measuring tape.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking, which context were you thinking of? Well,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of majority of men. I'm going to say
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  Speaker 2: for height, some men also for length. Yeah yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: immediately thought penis to you. Yeah, things men are scared
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  Speaker 2: of their feelings? Very good, White that's.
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  Speaker 1: Very very good. Things. Men are scared of their girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: turning into a worm. Ah. That is a nightmare of
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  Speaker 1: mind that I have quite frequently. Yeah, because I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what I would do. I would love her, but
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  Speaker 1: she's a worm. Put in my pocket, Yeah, put her
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  Speaker 1: on my shoulder, magpipeflies.
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  Speaker 2: Get her a garden, indoor garden for her, she can
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  Speaker 2: live in the soil.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, give me like that really plans her favorite flowers? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: give her some spinach to be through whatever she wants. Mate,
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  Speaker 1: And these are the type events that she wants. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. We will never know, all right. Things. Men
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  Speaker 1: are scared of their mum's facts. Some of them are though, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: some of them are dating their mums. Things. Men are
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  Speaker 1: scared of cheating on my girlfriend in her dreams. I
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  Speaker 1: am scared of that and I have no control over it.
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  Speaker 1: Or do you have some type of control over it?
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  Speaker 1: Because if your girlfriend's dreaming, you're cheating in her dream,
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  Speaker 1: it's your fault. Yeah, it is your fault. Actual, don't
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  Speaker 1: put that in there. You've done something, Get a dream catcher.
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  Speaker 1: You've done something to make her dream that way. Get
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  Speaker 1: a dream cotch. Yeah, she doesn't trust you. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: it is your fault, all right. Things. Men are scared
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  Speaker 1: of commitment facts. Things.
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  Speaker 2: Men are scared of being the one to go check
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  Speaker 2: what that noise was. I'm so upset that.
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  Speaker 1: I have to do that for some reason. So in
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  Speaker 1: my house, right, I live at the bottom. It's quite
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  Speaker 1: dark and scary down there sometimes. But whenever anyone else
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  Speaker 1: is sleeping in the house, I'm fine. But as soon
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  Speaker 1: as I have the house to myself, I'm shit scared. Yeah, facts, Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I don't blame you. I'm not judging you one bit.
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  Speaker 1: Terrifying here on my own. I'm scared at night when
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  Speaker 1: you're there, I'm fine. During the day, I'm fine. As
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  Speaker 1: soon as the lights are out. I were runder my bedroom.
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  Speaker 1: Any loud noise and I'm gone. Crazy. Things. Men are
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: scared of the boys thinking badly of them. They are
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: scared of that. They always care what they may think. Things.
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  Speaker 1: Men are scared of five words. Will you be my girlfriend?
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  Speaker 2: Will you be my girlfriend? That's basically what they do.
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  Speaker 2: I got a shit so bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm fine. You do have issues that you just eat? Okay, guys,
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  Speaker 1: I'm back. What did I eat today? Goods? Mexican yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got a salad too, and some tacos. But I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's fucking wrong with me. I wish I could.
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  Speaker 2: Jake is scared of places about a toilet, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: actually am things.
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  Speaker 1: Men are scared of spiders? Yeah? Are you scared of them? Really? No,
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  Speaker 1: you're not that scared of me? Yes, like completely on me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but like in the house and I can grab it
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  Speaker 1: like in a cloth and get rid of it. Fine. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do what you If it was on my hand,
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  Speaker 1: I would freak out a bit.
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  Speaker 2: How big of a spider needs to be near you?
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  Speaker 2: So like let's just say right here, that's fine. How
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  Speaker 2: big of a spider does it need to be to
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  Speaker 2: freak you out? Oh nothing, I have like a trancellor
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  Speaker 2: and if it's.
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  Speaker 1: Real, yeah I can. The bigger the easier they are
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  Speaker 1: to see. Like, I'm scared of those little ones, but
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  Speaker 1: they just disappear and ship. I'm glad I don't have
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: any of that, like irrechnophobia. I hate what about snakes? Snakes?
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  Speaker 1: Snakes are scary, but it's just like obviously I don't
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  Speaker 1: want that of me.
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  Speaker 2: No, Yeah, I prefer to see I don't know I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. Okay, what would you prefer in your car
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  Speaker 2: a snake or a spider?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, spider having a snake in your car? Yeah, okay, fair,
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  Speaker 1: I'd freak out for sure. Bro, I hate spot.
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  Speaker 2: I live in the worst place for the to hate spiders.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean you live in Sydney, Australia. In
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  Speaker 2: here was bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you live in the city. Now you're cheering.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen a spider actually since I moved I
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  Speaker 2: will now there's no greenery. Haven't seen a spider since
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  Speaker 2: I moved there.
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  Speaker 1: But fun.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: We live in a bad country for hate spiders, yeah country, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Things. Men are scared of accountability.
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  Speaker 2: Oh they are too. I don't think they know that
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  Speaker 2: word exists. No, yeah, they don't know at all. I
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  Speaker 2: take all accountability things things, guys never say I take
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  Speaker 2: all accountability.
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  Speaker 1: Two left things Men are scared of listening fair m
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  Speaker 1: and last one things men are scared of therapy also
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  Speaker 1: fair well not fair, but like, yeah they are, I
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  Speaker 1: think they are. Anyways, that was stimulated. Guys, I thank you,
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  Speaker 1: hope you enjoyed. Stay bad