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STACKS and HACKS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for stacks and hacks. I have stacks of information
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  Speaker 1: and Rich has life hacks. And I think the first
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  Speaker 1: thing I'm going to play for you, I think is
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  Speaker 1: going to stick with you all day because I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how this could happen, but it did happen. And
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  Speaker 1: think about this happening to you. There's a doctor that's
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  Speaker 1: gone viral because she shared an unusual story how she
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  Speaker 1: woke up. In fact, here, this is her talking about
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  Speaker 1: what happened. I'm not going to tell you what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Just listen carefully and think about how this could happen
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  Speaker 1: to you.
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  Speaker 2: So this morning I was asleep and I had a
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  Speaker 2: dream that there was a little mouse trying to get
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  Speaker 2: into my mouth. And so I'm half asleep. I reach
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  Speaker 2: up to my mouth, again, still thinking this is a dream,
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  Speaker 2: and then I touch something that is kind of slimy
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  Speaker 2: and a little hairy and cool, and I immediately somehow
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  Speaker 2: knew it was a bat. This bat was legitimately trying
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  Speaker 2: to burrow between my lips into my mouth.
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  Speaker 3: It was trying to get past my teeth.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea. This is not normal. Never heard
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  Speaker 2: of anything like this. Never seen bats in my house.
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  Speaker 2: I grabbed this bat and threw it across the room,
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  Speaker 2: and I screamed.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't that crazy? I would die.
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  Speaker 3: That's like rabies. I would be scared I.
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  Speaker 4: Was going to have rabies.
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  Speaker 1: The bat was caught and it's being tested for rabies
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  Speaker 1: and she's getting out of a rabies shot just in case.
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  Speaker 1: But it reminds me of that show that was on Netflix. Remember, Kyle,
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  Speaker 1: you and I just watched it with Geena Davis and
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  Speaker 1: those monsters were coming in and they were going into
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  Speaker 1: their mouth. They looked like giant bats. Yeah, it was
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  Speaker 1: a really stupid show. I can't remember the name of it. But,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, a bat.
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Do you turn into Batman? That is so crazy.
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  Speaker 3: You should have warned us about that. That's going to
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  Speaker 3: give me nightmares.
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  Speaker 4: Think about that, man. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: If you stretched out all the DNA in your body. Now,
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  Speaker 1: keep in mind, this is stacked in ads. I have
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  Speaker 1: stacks of information. If you stretch out all the DNA
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  Speaker 1: in your body, it could reach from the moon and
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  Speaker 1: back and back 150,000 times.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 3: Dang.
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  Speaker 4: That's a lot of DNA.
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  Speaker 3: How is that possible?
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  Speaker 4: DNA, dog.
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  Speaker 1: Also, a recent survey polled 5,000 sports fans and found
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  Speaker 1: that Americans now prefer A home gate party versus a
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  Speaker 1: tailgate party.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: The ideal pregame hangout begins roughly two and a half
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  Speaker 1: hours before the game. It includes 11 people, six different foods,
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  Speaker 1: and six different drinks.
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  Speaker 4: I'm in.
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  Speaker 3: Plus, I know I'm going to find good parking in
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  Speaker 3: front of your house.
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  Speaker 1: I would like a home gate, but I don't want
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  Speaker 1: all those people in my house. I would much rather
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  Speaker 1: just watch the game alone. Italy is considering outlawing texting
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  Speaker 1: in crosswalks. The government is proposing fines around $ 90 if
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  Speaker 1: you're caught looking at your phone while.
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  Speaker 4: Using a crosswalk.
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  Speaker 3: Makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you know how many times you bump into
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  Speaker 1: people in the hallway here that are texting and walking.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Got to look and watch where you're going.
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  Speaker 1: A man in the UK was jailed after trying to
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  Speaker 1: throw drugs into a prison. Footage from outside the prison
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  Speaker 1: showed him making several unsuccessful attempts to throw this package over,
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  Speaker 1: and it wouldn't go.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a strong throwing arm. It's so stupid. Oops,
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  Speaker 3: try it again. Oops, try it again. He needed one
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  Speaker 3: of those shirt cannons.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Send it over.
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  Speaker 3: You play a game, you throw it wrong. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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  Speaker 4: This next video.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Noah, Noah, I need you to participate in this
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  Speaker 1: for a second. Because you used to work at Subway, right?
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  Speaker 1: Did you work at Subway?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I was a senior sandwich artist.
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  Speaker 4: That's what they're called.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Do you see the video going viral? I was by subway.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Here, tell me what you think about this.
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  Speaker 5: Never in the history of me going to Subway have
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  Speaker 5: they ever charged a toast.
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  Speaker 3: Toast is free.
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  Speaker 5: You're trying to contaminate my sandwich by putting it in there.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy, bro.
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  Speaker 3: You can't toast lettuce.
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  Speaker 5: You know when you put it in there, you put
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  Speaker 5: the cheese and the bacon on first. Then you toast it.
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  Speaker 5: Then you take it out. You know that already. But
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  Speaker 5: then you just told me that they charge for toasting.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Can you give me my refund? I don't want to
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  Speaker 5: eat here. I don't feel safe.
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  Speaker 4: Noah, your thoughts.
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  Speaker 6: We never charged for toasting, but we did charge for bacon.
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  Speaker 6: So if you wanted bacon toasted and just the bacon toasted,
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  Speaker 6: it goes on like a little silicone tray that's toaster safe,
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  Speaker 6: and that's what we would charge for.
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  Speaker 3: So that's what he's talking about there. Yeah, point for
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  Speaker 3: Subway then. I think Subway got it right.
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  Speaker 1: Ranker.com is ranked the states that give off the worst vibes.
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  Speaker 4: The worst vibes. Here are the states that give out
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  Speaker 4: the worst vibes.
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  Speaker 1: Alabama, Mississippi, Florida, Texas, Arkansas, New Jersey, West Virginia, Ohio, Oklahoma,
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  Speaker 1: and Utah. The states in the middle are Pennsylvania and Nevada.
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  Speaker 1: The 10 states that give off the least worst vibes. Hawaii, Arizona, Maine, Alaska, Vermont, Montana,
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  Speaker 1: New Hampshire, Colorado, Minnesota.
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  Speaker 3: All right. We're the least worst.
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  Speaker 4: Least bad vibes.
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  Speaker 3: That's why it's all good here. It's all good.
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  Speaker 4: I guess there's, for some reason, people are talking about
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  Speaker 4: orange soda. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like Fanta?
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's funny you say that. They said they are
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  Speaker 4: looking for the definitive orange soda brand. The best orange soda. Crush.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you ask me, it's Orange Crush.
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  Speaker 4: Crush is number three.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, what are the other ones?
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  Speaker 4: Well, Sunkiss. I guess Sunkiss is going out. Is that
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  Speaker 4: a business or something?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: There are 29 sodas on this list. Sunkiss was number 15,
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  Speaker 1: even though Sunkiss is gone. Some of these I've heard of,
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  Speaker 1: but number one is Fanta.
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  Speaker 3: Fanta. Don't you wanna Fanta? I don't know. In the
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  Speaker 3: SOTY machine that we have there in the kitchen, there's
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  Speaker 3: always loaded up Fanta.
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  Speaker 4: That's number one.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody ever buys it. I like the Fanta. You buy
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  Speaker 3: it there? Fanta, don't you, Fanta?
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  Speaker 6: Huh?
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  Speaker 3: You buy it in the kitchen? I don't think you do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've had it before.
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  Speaker 3: It's tasty.
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  Speaker 4: What do you got for life hacks, Fanta?
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  Speaker 3: Well, there's a three-day weekend coming up, people. It's not
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  Speaker 3: too early to get ready for it either, right?
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  Speaker 4: Let's go.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go. Now, don't... They say it's the biggest
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  Speaker 3: house party weekend of the entire year. So if you're
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  Speaker 3: doing that, let us tell you, don't be one of
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  Speaker 3: those people who has warm drinks. And here's how you
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  Speaker 3: get your drinks cold in 15 minutes. From room temp,
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  Speaker 3: here it is. So you grab your cooler, you fill
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  Speaker 3: it with your ice and your cans and water until
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  Speaker 3: the water covers them, and then dump in some plain
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  Speaker 3: old table salt. The table salt drops the freezing temp
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  Speaker 3: of the water to super chilled, icy, and it gets
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  Speaker 3: your entire case ice cold in under 15 minutes flat.
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  Speaker 3: Problem solved. Party guests ready for your 10-person home gate,
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  Speaker 3: and you are off to the races, my friends. There
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  Speaker 3: you go. That life hack can be found at johnjandrich.com.