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Matt McCusker Returns | Son of a Boy Dad #133 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Alrighty, welcome back to Son of a Boy That Podcast. Thanks, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: of course. Trying to join today by Matt McCusker, one
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  Speaker 4: of our.
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  Speaker 1: Best performing episodes. Yeah pumps me up, pop Dog that
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  Speaker 1: pumps me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. The last time you were on and I called
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  Speaker 4: you Matt mccuster and people were not.
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  Speaker 6: Happy about that. It happens to me all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's happened to me my whole life that people.
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  Speaker 4: Call you Matt mccuster.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a bad don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't find I think it's fine.
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  Speaker 7: It's like, you know, yeah, because I can't be all
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  Speaker 7: you know, I mispronounced people's names all the time.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're actually it's like all right, Yeah, it's not
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  Speaker 6: having a real thing. Someone's made that ship up for you.
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna get caught up in that bullshit. Now
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  Speaker 1: you're about to be out of here. You're about to
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  Speaker 1: be Uh, you're moving Texas bound?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you were moving in like two weeks.
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  Speaker 4: Are you pumped?
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  Speaker 7: I'm really pumped. Stuff doesn't affect me until the as
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  Speaker 7: possible minute. Like my wife's been like getting really nervous
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  Speaker 7: and I'm like, why we're just moving our stuff.
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  Speaker 6: From here to there? And now like it's coming up,
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, fuck due.
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  Speaker 1: It is crazy.
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  Speaker 7: It happens to me every single time I do anything. Yeah, Like,
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  Speaker 7: are you getting excited? I'm like no, I don't feel
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  Speaker 7: anything about it. And then like as soon as I
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  Speaker 7: see it on my calendar, I'm like, oh, that's less
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  Speaker 7: than a week away, and I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Like fuck, yeah that does That is a lot, especially
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  Speaker 4: you got to move a whole family.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, move the fan.
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  Speaker 4: That's stress.
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  Speaker 6: My kids are so young though, it's like they won't remember.
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  Speaker 6: They have no idea about anything. I even remember what
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  Speaker 6: three year old is like, I'm moving to Texas. She
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  Speaker 6: has no idea how far.
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  Speaker 4: They're probably gonna have like Southern accents when they grow up.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be tight, Yeah, a pretty tight, a little twang,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that'll be awesome. That a little Adelco Texas mix
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  Speaker 1: would be an elite mix'd like a black guy with
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  Speaker 1: the Japanese.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's powerful.
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  Speaker 7: For my uncle moved down there in like the nineties,
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  Speaker 7: and he's maybe he hasn't I have to.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have to pay more attention to it. Yeah, you might.
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  Speaker 6: Have the tech his Delco twang.
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  Speaker 4: That would be awesome.
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  Speaker 6: I think he shed. I think you shed. I think
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  Speaker 6: you shed a lot of his Delco accent.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you come back with it, that might show
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  Speaker 1: a weakness. Send you the Texas if you come back
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  Speaker 1: with the full on new are you going to lean
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  Speaker 1: into it?
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  Speaker 4: Are you gonna lean into Texas? Like you mean, like
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  Speaker 4: like start carrying like a forty four on your hip?
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  Speaker 6: Dude, I can't.
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  Speaker 7: I would like to carry I just started watching Yellowstone,
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  Speaker 7: so obviously the answer is yes. But dude, I carried
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  Speaker 7: a gun out of the shooting right and just dropped.
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  Speaker 7: I forgot I had a gun on me. I drep like,
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  Speaker 7: I can't. I don't think I should carry them. I
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  Speaker 7: love the idea of being stripped, but I don't pay
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  Speaker 7: attention to anything enough.
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  Speaker 1: It's not an absent minded man's weapon.
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  Speaker 6: It's not. It's not a philosopher's sty to carry.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't want to be dropping guns. It's never
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  Speaker 4: a good thing.
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  Speaker 6: It was with my wife. Yeah, it was a cop
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  Speaker 6: so the whole time I was fighting her, like I
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  Speaker 6: know how to do this, get off. She was like
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  Speaker 6: putting my elbows in.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like stop like a T ball cod dude.
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  Speaker 6: It was full t ball coach. She was a sharp
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  Speaker 6: shooter and the canill you got the sharp shooter badge.
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  Speaker 6: I'm a sharp shooter. Are you sharp shooter too? Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 6: for real. I was like, I know I shot guns
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  Speaker 6: with my dad.
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  Speaker 7: Like, stop grabbing my torso from behind the umbrage for
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  Speaker 7: all these old fucking like one armed men.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, let me do this myself. And I
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  Speaker 1: was just shooting.
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  Speaker 4: That's a fun thing to do on the road. Go
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  Speaker 4: shooting shooting.
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  Speaker 6: That is fun.
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  Speaker 4: I did that in Phoenix with my buddy Connor Mook,
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  Speaker 4: and he I to do that to him. I'd like
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  Speaker 4: wrap my arms around him and they'd show him how
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  Speaker 4: to shoot a gun.
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  Speaker 6: How good?
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  Speaker 1: Did it feel?
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  Speaker 4: Great? And every time he would shoot, he would be
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  Speaker 4: like he'd be like, oh, like he was like scared
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  Speaker 4: of the gun.
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  Speaker 6: It was like women's tead.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, getting in a whole shootout like Serena Williams hang
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  Speaker 1: out bits scary. I think it's a little bit. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's a little bit intimidating to have the fucking a
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  Speaker 1: weapon life and death in your hands.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I used to have a gun at my disposal. I
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  Speaker 7: had one in my when I rented a house when
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  Speaker 7: I was younger. I was living in West Philly, and
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  Speaker 7: it was like I needed a gun, yeah, just me.
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  Speaker 7: And it was like I could have gotten totally run
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  Speaker 7: up on, but it was like I'd look at it.
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  Speaker 6: It would be sitting on my dresser and I'd be.
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  Speaker 4: Like I would be horrify.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I get near the edge of a high place,
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  Speaker 7: I'm kind of like, what if I just jump I
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  Speaker 7: see a.
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  Speaker 1: Gun and be like, dude, I can shoot myself right now,
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, like a fit of excitement, you
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  Speaker 1: can just shoot yourself.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, one of those things.
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  Speaker 7: It's weird, like that compulsion where you're like I just
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  Speaker 7: got to get closer see it and be like dude,
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  Speaker 7: I could literally just shoot yourself in the head like
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  Speaker 7: I could, And just seeing it right there, I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: if something hits that and that flies out. So Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I like I love guns and theory. I love that
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  Speaker 7: people have them.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm I'm the only one of my wife's friends,
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  Speaker 1: boyfriends and husbands that doesn't have a gun. I'm the pussy.
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  Speaker 1: Like all of her friends their husbands have guns, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm the only one that doesn't have a gun.
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  Speaker 4: These are it's pretty tough to get one in New York.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's my excine. It's got to be ye
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  Speaker 1: still isn't going to have a good.
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  Speaker 6: Tight They're cool, exactly. I think they're cool to have.
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  Speaker 6: We have. I have guns in my house. I just
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  Speaker 6: my wife's in charge of.
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  Speaker 1: So in true in your house, she's the one protecting.
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  Speaker 7: I'm first wave, so I'm going down like physical barrier.
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  Speaker 6: I'm naked and I'm fighting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then she comes in with the reinforcem.
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  Speaker 1: I'm melee, I'm hand to hand melee.
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  Speaker 4: She comes down once you're already in the choke hold
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  Speaker 4: and the dude's got the gun to your.
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  Speaker 1: Head and shooter. If you get held hostage, she could
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  Speaker 1: just pick them off.
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  Speaker 6: She can time crisis. Yeah, that's that's my plan.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, I'll rush, Yeah, you get the gat,
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  Speaker 7: I'll let you get to the safe.
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  Speaker 6: I'll fucking I'll physically subdue the intruders.
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  Speaker 4: I do get what you're saying about the hat. Like,
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  Speaker 4: even when I was at the range, I was the
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  Speaker 4: whole time. I was like, if I just turned around
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  Speaker 4: with this gun, the range guy would just blast into shreds.
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  Speaker 4: You would fill me with hold.
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  Speaker 7: I used to walk to shooting ranges and just like
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  Speaker 7: you know, I'd go there with my dad and I
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  Speaker 7: was like, yeah, this is chilly. Then I was talking
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  Speaker 7: to my friend. He's like, yeah, but it's weird because like,
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  Speaker 7: if one guy freaks out, he can shoot up the
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  Speaker 7: whole range. Ever since I'm always in there now, like.
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  Speaker 1: There are you psychos and there has to be. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's god be a little bit of the fantasy of
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  Speaker 1: the guys that work the range and everybody else in there,
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  Speaker 1: Like I wish somebody would try and fuck around.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think everyone's picturing like the Chris Kyle fucking right,
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  Speaker 4: it's gonna charge the range.
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  Speaker 7: That's even bonus points if it was like Chris Kyle
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  Speaker 7: is there and you got to be like, no, you sniped.
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  Speaker 4: For you get to kill you get a duel with
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  Speaker 4: Chris Kyle.
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  Speaker 6: Well you get to save the here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you got you're talking about a spy or spivey.
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  Speaker 4: I'd like to go shot for shot with Chris Kyle.
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  Speaker 1: You think you could two miles easily, two miles away,
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  Speaker 1: you know what miles are behind the barrel?
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  Speaker 4: I got three shots left.
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  Speaker 7: Well, that's the funny thing is I was like, I
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  Speaker 7: was like real serious about getting a gun, and I
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  Speaker 7: go through like fits and burst of it or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So I was like telling my brother like, I'm.
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  Speaker 7: Gonna get a gun. I'm gonna get like a twenty
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  Speaker 7: one clip chamber. My brother's like bananalet, oh yeah, something
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  Speaker 7: crazy like twelve the drum. But he was like, all
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  Speaker 7: you need is a six shot. It's like if you
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  Speaker 7: were to theoretically get in a shootout, everyone thinks it's
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  Speaker 7: like a movie, Like I need like multiple bulls. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: you'd fire like one shot and the guy and then
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  Speaker 7: everyone's run away. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and the guy
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  Speaker 7: runs away.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a fucking counting how many bullets you have
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  Speaker 4: left in the mag Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: How many the other guy has shots? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's out right.
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  Speaker 6: That's what's that moss work in Texas.
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  Speaker 1: Though, You're gonna have to fucking get the gun it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be have to be part of your lifetime.
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  Speaker 6: I have a shot Actually, I have a shotgun. I
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  Speaker 6: do have a gun. I forgot, really I forgot I
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  Speaker 6: had a shotgun.
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  Speaker 4: That's a weird one to forget since my basement.
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  Speaker 1: My dad, my father gave it to me. Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 7: Father can give his son a shotgun, no paperwork, clean, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: here's I assume.
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  Speaker 4: Any dude. My grandfather had like so many guns growing up.
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  Speaker 4: And I remember one day, I can't. My grandparents just
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  Speaker 4: live on Cape Cod and I remember one day we
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  Speaker 4: went over to their house and my grandma was like
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  Speaker 4: cleaning the house and she just found like a Colt
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  Speaker 4: forty five, not theirs, just in a chest, wrapped in
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  Speaker 4: a towel, and she was like, yeah, it's just right here.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how it got there. They just had
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  Speaker 4: so many guns that they would just like find them
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  Speaker 4: around the house.
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  Speaker 1: Boy's murder weapon.
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  Speaker 4: Probably That's what I'm assuming happened. And then one day
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  Speaker 4: they just brought them all to the police station, just
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  Speaker 4: dumped them off.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah really yeah, when they put in cereal numbers, I
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  Speaker 7: should have sold them to criminals.
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  Speaker 1: They got a one hundred year old body on this
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  Speaker 1: six shooter. He's got the deputy on it. Just an
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  Speaker 1: old fucking I mean, the haven't been able to shoot
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  Speaker 1: multiple bullets at a time. Is that is truly revolutionary,
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  Speaker 1: like instead of just two at a time, having a
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  Speaker 1: slow loaded gun.
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  Speaker 7: The gun was probably there from your grandfather in case
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  Speaker 7: if your grandmother found his point because finding dead old
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  Speaker 7: man's porn.
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  Speaker 6: Is fucking weird.
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  Speaker 4: Oh definitely like a pin up.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you find it doing demolition. You're like, you go
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  Speaker 7: clean out of house and you find horn. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 7: they have dudes would hide it in the fucking walls.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 7: They would like plast they would like beat off to
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  Speaker 7: a picture and no more plaster, dude. I found crazy,
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  Speaker 7: like old pictures of like fucking girls being like let's
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  Speaker 7: have some fun with fellas, Oh damn in their bras.
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  Speaker 7: And you go through a sequence of photos and at
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  Speaker 7: the end they're like laying in a bed with.
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  Speaker 6: A dude and the bust.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Men have always had to stay one step ahead of
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  Speaker 1: the women folk with the porn, like with a white
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  Speaker 1: House dot com or something like that. Like that was
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  Speaker 1: just a guy trying to uh stay a step ahead
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  Speaker 1: of the wife. Just plausible deniability. He's just trying to
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  Speaker 1: search and find out who the president du jour is.
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  Speaker 1: He you don't know that he's looking up porn. You know.
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  Speaker 1: White house dot Com was like an old porn site.
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  Speaker 4: No, I no.
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  Speaker 1: White house dot com was like my first porn site
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  Speaker 1: that I ever went to.
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  Speaker 6: So you'd be in it would be coming up on
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  Speaker 6: your history and like I love civics, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Studying the government. White house dot com just had fake
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  Speaker 1: titty girls with like pearl necklaces still still images that's
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  Speaker 1: at like the library and like ninety five fucking going
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  Speaker 1: to white house dot com.
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  Speaker 7: My wife asked me point blank about the road yesterday.
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  Speaker 7: She goes, I just got back from Salt Lakes. She's like,
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  Speaker 7: did you did you beat off? I said, I beat
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  Speaker 7: off a bunch.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the first thing I do.
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  Speaker 7: When again, I just watched Yellowstones. I was like, beat
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  Speaker 7: off a bunch, lie man.
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  Speaker 6: She asked me. She was like, what'd you beat off?
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  Speaker 3: You?
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  Speaker 7: And I had to tell her I was like women
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  Speaker 7: wearing vibrating panties in public, dude. She was just like
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  Speaker 7: what I was like, Believe it or not, that's the
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  Speaker 7: best case scenario question.
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  Speaker 1: That's actually very tame.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 1: You caught me on a good that's actually very muted
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  Speaker 1: from my taste.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I logged on nice give it a try. I
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  Speaker 4: walked onto porn hub and I was in Virginia this weekend,
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  Speaker 4: and you got a fucking like log in.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah that Salt Lakes. I didn't like that at age,
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  Speaker 7: very fight Yeah, like type in your account.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was trying to make me sign into porn Hub.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a fucking sign in on ID in Louisiana.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That's strict. It's good.
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  Speaker 7: It's for the best. It almost stopped me and Salt Lake.
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  Speaker 7: It almost stopped me from it, and I was like.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it stopped me. I just went straight to Reddit.
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  Speaker 4: I was like fuck that. You know, I've never fucked
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  Speaker 4: with read reddits where you gotta be no, because I
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  Speaker 4: like don't understand. It's like people have fake reddits. Yeah
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  Speaker 4: for that specifically, No, I just have my real reddit.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm not like also, I'm not like commenting.
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  Speaker 6: True.
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  Speaker 7: I just ready so much that it was like my
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  Speaker 7: thing's gonna come up for this. I just never looked
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  Speaker 7: into it. I'm like, this is this is going to
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  Speaker 7: get connected back to.
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  Speaker 4: Me really easily. Unless you're a dude who's commenting on
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  Speaker 4: porn being great fucking tits true, you're probably you don't
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: need to make a burner for that, and you would
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  Speaker 4: get an ID on this girl.
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  Speaker 7: Luckily I never did that. I never did the reddit.
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  Speaker 7: But that is I think I'm back off. I think
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  Speaker 7: I think I'm back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't sound like you are, dude. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: here because last time we talked to you, you were clean.
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  Speaker 1: I was cleaned.
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  Speaker 7: I did nine months and then I had. What happened
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  Speaker 7: was I go, maybe this is overdoing it. I gotta know,
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  Speaker 7: maybe I can do like a and I have done
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  Speaker 7: a pretty tame nog life now where it's like except
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  Speaker 7: when I go on the damn road, dude, except when
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  Speaker 7: I go on the gout the temptation of the road
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  Speaker 7: is too strong.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: My move used to be I would would walk into
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: the hotel, I would would go over to the bathroom
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: and I would take that like metal case off the
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: tissue paper and then I would just bring it and
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: put it right. I wasn't even gonna jerk off. I
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: was just like, I know, Yeah, I was like, I'm
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: just gonna throw that there.
• 13:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I do.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: The housekeeping ladies, dude, they probably know. They probably a
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: watch list.
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I used.
• 13:42
  Speaker 6: I just used the towels, and by the end of
• 13:44
  Speaker 6: my stay it's like a complete It's like a rock yeaheah.
• 13:47
  Speaker 7: I was like, there's cleaning ladies stepping on I think
• 13:49
  Speaker 7: like a nail. Ye, like legos, punctures and new balances.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: Are you re using the same wader you're going to? Uh,
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: you're so You're not just go so you're being judicious
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: and taking care of the environment.
• 14:02
  Speaker 6: I am.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna just waste water or whatever.
• 14:05
  Speaker 6: No, right on that thing.
• 14:06
  Speaker 7: I just use it the whole time, and then I
• 14:07
  Speaker 7: just fucking I try to remember to like roll.
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: It up in another town. That way they don't.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: I clean up all my ship before I leave.
• 14:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like your tissues. Tissues are always been so nasty gross.
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll throw them all in like an empty like
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: Fredo's bad.
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: I might start burning. Come to a small fire.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: That's a nasty controlled fire in the bathtub of the Hilton.
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: Coming to a tissue feels like too. It's almost too
• 14:37
  Speaker 6: erotic for me.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it soft.
• 14:40
  Speaker 6: It's medical place.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: You may as will have surgical gloves on while you're
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: jerking off.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Done that. So you what did you say? It was
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: women with vibrating panties and in public.
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just like a literally sitting there like tomorrow, just like, dude,
• 14:57
  Speaker 7: there was That's all I need.
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: I'm done.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: The door guy at the bouncer, the door guy at
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: the stand told me that they found a box for
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: one of those in the bathroom.
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: Really.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so someone during a show was just coming.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: Really.
• 15:10
  Speaker 7: I told my wife. She was like laughing at me.
• 15:12
  Speaker 7: I'm like, don't laugh, I'm buying them.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to gota like a self filming, like
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: it said, like that biker's hat around herself to hold
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: the phone.
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: She wouldn't do that.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: But there are a lot of a lot of folks
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: just filming themselves, throwing it on the internet. Yeah, you'd
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: expect to see some of them in the wild at
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: some point, but I've never caught one.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Probably will one day. I mean, that was the weirdest
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: thing about starting working here. You're sitting doing the act
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden, a porn star that
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: you've masturbated to one hundred times just walks down the
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: hallway and you're like, whoa, I didn't expect to see
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: that today when you're jerking off, you're never expecting to
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: ever see that person in real life.
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: It's best case scenario.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and now here it's you see them once a day.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: You just see it's like it's.
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: But then you get the go back home. Now you've
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: seen them in real life, you have to go back home.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah. It's weird when they show
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: so I know her, except like half of them show
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: up with like a babysitter and their child and in
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: the lobby and you're like, that's not cool. That's not
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: cool at all, Like their handler, they're pimps.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: There IQ is on display, Like you're realizing that they're
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: just being sexual traffick.
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah yeah, true, that's that's that's the that's the
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: thorn in the porn for me to.
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: This isn't this isn't good.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Or when you find out that like Miya Khalifa
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: made like five hundred dollars over like seventeen years of porn,
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: did she really didn't she make like ten thousand dollars?
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: No, but now she has to be making he's.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: Probably rich now, yeah, but I think she made like
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: a shockingly low amount of money.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: You had only fans, damn for how long?
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: Five years?
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Who was paying her bills in the meantime.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: She's worth five mil now, Yeah, she's balling out now.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: She has to have just been a high end There
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: has to have been some high end prostituting in that
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: in the thing.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: I mean she did. We talked about this. She fucked
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: that one.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Did you see that video? And she bucked a fan,
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: sucked a fan, She fucked a fan. Really, it's one
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: of the most uncomfortable. It's like no one watched it
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: and jerked up. People watched it and like, how laughing?
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: What why? Dude?
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Because the guy's just sitting there in bed, just like
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: because he's a virgin, and he's just in like coffin position,
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: and he's fully soft. Yeah, yeah, he's like fully soft,
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: and she's like stuffing his soft dick inside of her.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: It's weird. It's hilarious though.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: He was his face blurted.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: Just no, his face is fully in it. There was
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: a sex doll.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: What was her reaction was she did she give him
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: a show?
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: She was she was like laughing, Yeah, it's weird. Yeah,
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: oh yeah, he's started by fucking sex doll it. Wait,
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: oh no, he probably is dead. I'd be assumed. I'd
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: be chocked if he was alive. Still, that's that's.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: The problem with the pornoled Like, you can use porn,
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: it's fine, but if you you're done. He fell into
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: a pornhole.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: You go through the looking glass, and it's bad you
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: go into That was before.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: POV was a thing. If he was POV, POV was
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: still a thing, he'd probably be fine. True, that was
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: back when you'd have like.
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: Multiple Everyone's like, enough of it. I need to see
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: the nerve. You need to see the guy.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: You rarely see a dude's ass in porn anymore.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: True, you really.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Don't bad porn angles like it was enough? Yeah, Like
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: if the worst porn angle is is down the chute, Yeah,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: where you're just getting all of the guy's ass at
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: the back of his ball.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: Sack, the back like, yeah, they're part of the ball.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Sack, where like comes to a triangle.
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: His fucking nuts down there.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: We've successfully gotten away from that.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: Down That would be fun. That would be a fun
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: campaign where it's poor it's like there's just a cut
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: to like the guy's asshole, because it's nay extreme close
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: like beating off to a guy's asshole.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: We saw Kanye's ass, and you saw Kanye's whole ass.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: It looked like John Lennon's ass where he got he
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: got blown and you.
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: Get to see his whole as I just saw the
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: like the stuff in the news where it's just like, yeah,
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: you see his fall, we get a.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Just so mech and enjoy this, just so he's just
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: him just getting sucked off in the.
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: I just saw his plumbers crack. Dude, he got banned
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: for from Italy for that bullshit. He's the only guy
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: who got his dick stucked on a boat in Italy.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you don't think that these hands, the Italian
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: guys are getting blown all do it.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: They're all getting blown him, but he probably saw their
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: people doing it.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Was like, yeah, can you see that's just his ass crack.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I thought I saw a different Is that what those different?
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: That with those coattails on a suit?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I like the tuxedo with tails or for guys, the
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: penguin suit the guys with just massively long cracks. But
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I thought that that was a perfect So he had
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: like a super long butt crack. I thought he did.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm just being judgmental.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: That is like a very old school rapper move though
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: not even old school, maybe just like ten years ago.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Used to be rappers were just getting sucked off, like
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: on video, like constantly. Yeah, he masked the Slump God.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Remember his first music video was on porn Hub. Really, yeah,
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: it's just him, it's just body just getting fucked and
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: then he's just sitting there wrapping.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Really that's kind of it's kind of hardcore.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Kodak Black used to always just be naked on
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Instagram Live. I guess not old school, it's more like
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: five years ago. It's freak yeah.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the freak Bowls were out there.
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: It's heavy, freakbl Yeah.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: It is a wild move to just be getting sucked
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: off and being like the world needs to see this
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: me hop on ig Live real quick. Yeah instantly. There's
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: just sixty thousand people watching.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: Did you see?
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Uh? That is pretty tight.
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: You see who was the guy?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: It was?
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: It was the baby yeah babyeah baby mama drama with
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: that lady from where was it the Dominican Republic And
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: she wouldn't leave his house, yes, but then like her
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: his he was like, that's not my girl, and then
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: she did the data dump of like check out our
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: Instagram and like the baby was doing like Instagram live
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: or they're doing like Instagram stories of them like making
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: out in bed. Yeah, it's like a cool thing to
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: do of like, but he also like just snuggling in
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: bed with your girlfriend.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: She was like what about this? What about this? What
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: about this? And he was just like simping so fucking hard.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: But he had sex tapes too though. He I think
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: it was the same type of thing. He was like
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: fucking on Instagram Live.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he got beautiful. Yeah, when his dick pictures
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: got lived, that was a wild day. It was a hammer,
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: you really like a like a like a fucking forearm,
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: a totem pole.
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: But then so then you put that out on ig
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: live and it's like you kind of let the hose
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: know it's up.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: It's got to drive the hose crazy and they just
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: see a hammer drop the hammer.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's revolutionizes the dick pic.
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: It's like, don't do a dig now, put out like
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: a minor leak sectent in your story and let other
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: people disseminate it.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Dude. I feel like I feel like you're one of
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: the most honest dudes that I know. Thank you the
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: fact that your your wife asked you what porno you
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: were watching, You're like, I have to say exactly what
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: they had to tell it. There was no lying involved.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Like I feel like there's like pretty much, well, I
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: can't think of what you be lying about, Dude, I
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: can't if you're gonna be honest about that, Like there
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: probably are. Are there any things that you're you fib about,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: anythings that you're a little bit untruthful about.
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: I'll fib in the if I get caught in the
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: heat of the moment, I'll fib. But then usually the
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: fib will kind of.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Like work its way out.
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: It'll work its way and I'll be like, yeah, I
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: gotta tell you. It feels so much better when you're like, yeah,
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: I'll be honest and they you know. But it's like,
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: just do men have secrets? Of course, dude, of course,
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: every man.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Some guys are burying the porno.
• 22:59
  Speaker 8: In the wall.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: Every man's gonna die with something.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Burying the porno on the walls. You gotta in that moment,
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: You're probably like, no one will ever find this. Oh yeah, dude, ever,
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: this will like outlive society.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: You think that's what cave drawings were, like, dudes like yeah,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: there was like a dry wall in front of them,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: like papered over the wall of the cave, just like
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: the beat off. This is an eaglehead guy with a
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: huge dick, and you're like, it's weird.
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: That level of a guy with a snake for a
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: penis wrapping around a egle.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I think some of the early cave drawings were just
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: like I think big bellied women with I think big
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: bellies had to have been a thing at the time probably.
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: Also, like dudes were like radically stoked on dongs back then. Yeah,
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: because you were like, this is the define, this is
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: like the divine rod, this is life itself. You were
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: just like fuck yeah. And then they moved into kind
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: of like female worship, which is like yeah, actually the
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: fact that they give birth this tight too.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I wonder if it was more like art that you
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: would see in a in like like an art museum
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: or something like that, of just like a woman getting
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: painted naked that was like considered high art, or if
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: it was like a jerk off theater like that pee
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Wee Herman went to like people were showing up beating
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: off to the cave, drawing and getting out of dodge.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: I think back then it was like a guy who
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: was like showing you drawings and being like this is
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: how everything works. He was like, you huge, is that
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: makes babies? And dudes are like what that wasn't obviously people?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, like you didn't have a sex head book.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: No, I'm assuming even after people were getting pregnant, they
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: were probably like, I don't know how that happened, dude.
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: There was They used to think that there were some
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: societies where they thought that like different dudes would funck chicks,
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: and then they thought like the baby was like a
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: combination of all those dudes. Yes, And it took a
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: while for them to slowly be like, wait a second.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: This looks this is this guy's Yeah, yeah, change a
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff, dude. When I was in Africa, there
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: were the lions will kill the baby lions unless it's
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: their kid, and so there were these two female lions
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: and one of them would pregnant and she was just
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: fucking other male lions for like, uh, just so they
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: all thought that the babies were going to be hers.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: So they wouldn't kill the baby or their baby. Rather,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: so they didn't kill the babies like she would have
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: sex with all the lions even though she was already pregnant,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: just to protect the babies, because the all the lines
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: would think that they were the dad of the of
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: the baby.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: Line the lines are like, let me smash her all
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: kill the baby.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it is a wild thing to do.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Or that the women is crying and smart enough being
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: like I need to get this line pussy out there
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: just to protect the young.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: It is that is insane smart that they're smart enough
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: to do that. Yeahs aren't smart enough to do that.
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: Let me get this pussy out there.
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, well they're they got to keep that pussy
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: in there because then it's like yeah, yeah, dude, now
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: with like twenty three and meter and all the shit.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: Like, oh, you can't fuck around now finally girls have
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: to be honest.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Dude, you can't fuck around until Jerry Sprigger, like they
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: couldn't funk around the show.
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and even then they got a little leeway.
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: They could, you know, put on a good performance. But
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: now it's like, dude, you get twenty three and me
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: you're fucked. Yeah, till they were like in high school.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: I just watched that, Uh, Mayor of East Town. You
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: just watch that, Yeah yeah yeah. When they get the
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: whole and they start doing the DNA.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Testing, I forget exactly what happened. I don't want to
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: spoil it, but they find out that somebody is.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: And someone baby. Yeah it's not the kids, baby, dude.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I just watched the movie Chevalier and it was about
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: a French dude in the seventeen hundreds and uh, he
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: like banks some guy's wife and the baby comes out.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: But he was like a black maestro. He conducted the orchestra,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: but baby came out black, and they fucking they killed
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: they like just killed it right away. Yeah, really brutal. Yeah,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: that was the only way that you could find out.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I guess back then is if a Chevalier the fucking
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: best is if a Chevalier, fuck, fuck's your wifey? It's
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: he was like, uh, he was like the best fencer,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: like a best composer, best violinist, and so it's like
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: a night it was like a title or something like that.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: He was just like the greatest of all time and
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: then uh, smash someone's someone's wifey.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: And then kid came out.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: That's all she wrote.
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and they killed the kid.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: It was tough.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: They know they knew it was him.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because it was like the it was like
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: the woman who sang in his opera. It was like
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: his like muse. And then they found out.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: Smashing an opera singers top of the Mountain.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you think for sure, because they're like moaning all fucking.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and at the time it's like it's not over
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: till the Fat Lady sings. And like the Fat Lady
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: was like the French Revolution, so like they were all
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: starving fat. It is prosper like you have prosperity.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, your top dog if you're fat.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Back then, it was good to be fat, if you're
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: the Fat Lady opera singer. Yeah, just a fat, smelly lady.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, fat tits huge fat opportunity.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: They all do have big ass tits, but I don't
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: even it's like you don't even think tits. They just
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: have big chests.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: True.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they were that was like their Instagram killed.
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: That they should do that. Back in the day, they
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: would take like the hottest shake.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: In the village and be like all right, sing for everybody.
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: That's the prima Donna. That's what a prima donna is.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like it was in Italy.
• 28:08
  Speaker 7: They would take the hottest like you know, they're gross,
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: but sixteen year old of the of the village and
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: be like sing about.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: They probably still do that in Italy.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: I think that now they just grab their ass.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: And blow them on the boat.
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: Well, dude, that's what fucking like Britney Spears pretty much
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: was Britney Spears.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like Prima Donna.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: They started taking young underage girls and being like, no,
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: they're just singing, and they like.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: And then you like realize she like can't really sing
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: and her voice that kind of sucks. Brittany, Yeah, like
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: that's a good singing that Yeah, that's not a beautiful singing.
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: Put it that way, there was put it this way.
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: There was definitely something else in the mix with with
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: her rise to fame and glory.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well everyone was like because she was hot
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: as hell in video, because she was a underage girls
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: in that music video.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: She was like seventeen six, sixteen years old.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Take that back.
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: I was in the clear back then. I was also
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: I was like, fucking you're five you were in utero.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: I remember I used to sing that song on SingStar
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: too on PlayStation two, and I used to be like,
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: something felt weird about me singing it, but I didn't
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: know what it was. I was like very tracted to
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: the video. And then also I was like five years
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: old and I was like, oh, baby, baby, and I
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: was like, this feels weird, but I never know. I
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: can never figure out what felt weird about.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: It's like what the song is about. You never have really,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: no one's dissected no One on Genius and broke down
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: the lyrics.
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: So yeah, you're probably just creating too much sexual attention.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: It was a very sexual like act.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Your dad was probably like I know that song. He
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: was like, fuck, this is a season on the brink
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: It was super strange.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: He might have I mean, I'm not gonna talk shit
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: to your dad.
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: I'm saying he.
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: Might have copped the video. He might have copped in
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: illegal beach at the video. Then he was like, dude,
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: is this my karmic fucking punishment now, fucking my young boy,
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: I know what you did.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: No, your dad, Your dad definitely was young enough that
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: he could have experienced Britney spears when she was of
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: age and thought that she was a hottie.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: You think.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I think so, because even by like two thousand and one,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: when she was like in toxic and shit like that,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: she was of age. True, and then he could still
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: enjoy that. True.
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, So your dad would have not Yeah, he would
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: have found out toxic is one of Britney would have Yeah,
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: it is radar. Yeah, I'm saying theoretically, I'm not, although,
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: to be fair, how old.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Was your dad? Fifty something?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: So here's the thing too, Like back in the even
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: in the early nineties that like jailbait shit was like
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: it a totally appropriate sho oh yeah, dude. The first
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: episode of Californiaication, David Dukeveny has sex with like a
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: sixteen year old girl.
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and it's.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: Like, oh shit, Like, dude, if you watch that first episode,
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: he has sex with like his boss's daughter.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like, oh, what a wild he just
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: raped the minor.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: That's like everything, even like in Dazed and Confused fucking
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: Matthew McConaughey, mm hmm, I stay, I keep getting older.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: They stay the same age, and he's just like forty
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: years old and he's hanging out with like fifteen year
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: olds at a bar.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Dude in Old School? Doesn't that happen too? In like
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: the movie Old School, Luke Wilson like fucks his boss's
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: daughter and.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: She's like, yeah, yeah, it was.
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: It was like a funny Yeah, it was funny.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: It was it was like, oh shit, it was like
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: integral part of any comedy in h In Animal House,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: doesn't that happen too?
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Like, I'm pretty pretty sure like that.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Literally a girl is like a sixteen year old, Like
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: they're like have sex with her at a frat party
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: and then bring her back in like a shopping cart
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: because she's passed out and like ding dong or like
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: father's house, like leave her there.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: That's there's a whole SNL sketch about Hermione. It's like
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: it's like the top SNL sketch on YouTube, and it's
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: there talking about how like it's like the joke is
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: like in the last Harry Potter Hermione is like this
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: like young innocent girl, and then the next one she
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: has like massive tits but she's like fourteen, yeah in
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: the movie, and then the girl that who's the girl
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: that plays her in the sketch.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nasty.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Emma Watson Yeah, and Emma Watson in this sketch
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: is like sixteen.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Really, Oh she plays it.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Lindsay Lohan plays it, and she's underage in that sketch too.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah that's insane. It's weird, dude, because yeah, it
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: really is.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: They're making a joke about a girl with underage Yeah,
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: with an underage with an underage girl.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: The whole joke is that she's hot and underage.
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: So they made this when Lindsay Lohan was sixteen.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's old, Like this is like I think it
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: was like who was on it? It was like Jason
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Sedakis was on it, then Jesus Chris. Yeah that is.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Everybody thinks billions but are crazy and then you see
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: that hollyweird chap, like, yeah they might be.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: It is a funny sketch though, Well say it is funny, Yeah,
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: well it is.
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: It's just funny because that was that was the thing
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: everyone was steeped in, and now it's like everyone's just
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: getting all those dudes must be shipping themselves.
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, like Jonah.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Hill got crushed. He got crushed for.
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: Just being like kind of a pussy intel Like he
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: was just being like he just was like I don't
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: like it when you were like talk to other guys
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: like obviously, dude, we none of us don't put that
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: in a text.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Dude, he just said it in a really lame way.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the boundaries surfing with Yeah, that shit should be.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: That's like revenge porn for men like you putting out
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: a guy's worst moments in a fight or like a
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: text message or something like that. Yeah, like I've definitely
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: been in a fight with my wife and be like
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I'm a human too, I'm a person too.
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: But imagine leaking that, yeah to everybody. But then he
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: got Then there was like a sixteen year old like
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: he tried to kiss me. Oh really when he was
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: doing fucking like super Bad or whatever.
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so he got but he got slammed on that.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: But dude, even there was an episode of Punked with
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: him and I think justin long I don't want to
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: I think that was a guy's name where the whole
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: thing was that they were in a steakhouse with like
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: women who weren't old enough to drink. Yeah, and like
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: that was like part of the plot of like we're
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: gonna punk him and say like where are their IDs?
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: And everyone's like it was like what that was? As
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: was like, this is so funny. Now maybe they were eighteen,
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole thing was a young ship dude. He
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: he definitely has some other ship, does he with? Uh?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: He he wrote the letters for Danny Masterson?
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: And then one of Danny Masterson's victims was like, Ashton, Mila,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I know, I know what you guys went through. I
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: know what you did. Like there was definitely some kind
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: of suggestion that he had some skeletons in his closet.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because how old was seventies?
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: She was like fourteen.
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: She was like on a thing being like you guys
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: were kept joking about who, like when I was gonna
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: sit on your lap or which one of you I
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: was gonna kiss first.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: Now she was like yeah, but again it's like, I mean,
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: obviously that's you hear that.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: Now that's terrible, But back then it was like there,
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: eighteen year old is making a ton of money on TV.
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Like and Melacuna is so hard to say it.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: She was hot.
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: She was effectively hot on that show. Again, weird exactly
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: I'm I was totally locked in. I'm going into childhood consciousness.
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: I remember like that Shike's hot as fuck.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was like, dude, I thought that a
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: girl who was it's not right. But we did not know. Now,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: you know, I thought a girl who was one year
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: younger than me in high school was like super young.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that girl who was like the class below me, Yeah,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: she's young as fuck. Yeah in Hollywood, you're like twelve
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: years younger and it's like pretty close age.
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, I didn't know.
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: And when I was in high school, I remember like
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: I didn't I thought you had to date someone in
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: your same grade.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: I thought it was weird otherwise, and then like I saw,
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: I would talk to seniors when I was a sophomore,
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: were like, yeah, we date freshman.
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: I was just like what.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, They're like yeah, dude, it's so easy a freshman
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: chicks when you're a senior. And I was just like,
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: this is not and I would I started watching it
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: was like seniors would swoop.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: Down a sophomore. Freshmen.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: You were just like, this is wrong, bullshit, what you're
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: doing is wrong.
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: Here.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: There was always I was like I'm just gonna wait
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: and do that.
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: When I was senior, that was.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: But as a freshman, You're like, I gave it up.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: They're stealing our women.
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: They were had just give it up.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: They're stealing our best and brightest.
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: I'm but a boy.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I was but a boy.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: I was like, all I can do is watching him,
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: my iron take.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Freshmen are really young freshmen. They're like children.
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: Well now even like I see high schoolers now and
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: they look like just children.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: I went when I was like, I told you about
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: this when I went to When I was in Denver,
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: we went to a bar one night and uh, my buddy,
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: he's going to du he goes to Denver and we
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: went he lives next to this bar. And we went
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: to that bar and we like got bored. We went
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: got food, and we went to another bar. We went
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: to this other bar and it's like it's pretty yeah,
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: good stories so far. Yeah, but were going too this
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: other BARO, We're going to this other bar. And have
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: you guys ever seen the episode of Always Sonny when
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: they're when.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I did the same thing and then I did this
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: and wait, I do it all the time. Bar. I
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: got bored as fuck.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: So we go to this other bar and we get
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: in and then it's like it's like it's like eight
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: thirty and there's like no one really in there. There's
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: like one dude in there and maybe like a group
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: of people and they say hi to us. Whatever.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I know this is going somewhere, dude, father, this is
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: going over.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: Eventually. At like around ten, the bar is packed, like
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: completely packed, and I start looking around and I'm like, dude,
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: every single person in here is like sixteen years old.
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: Oh shit.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then we look around more and I'm like, dude,
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: I think the bouncer that led us in is like eighteen.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: And then some dude comes up to me and he's like, oh,
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: you're from barstool and I'm like yeah, I'm like how
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: old are you guys? And he's like, oh, dude, we're
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: all freshmen, like we all just moved here, and they're
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: all like seventeen eighteen. And I was like, yeah, we
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: got to get the fuck out of here now.
• 37:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: It was super You're the old man in the situation,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: making like responsible situation.
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: You're the elders.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: It was hilarious though, I was crying laughing.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: This has to be one of your first times being
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: the elder.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: I was felt.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the first time.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: It felt very weird. It also made me feel uncomfortable
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: because I was just like, damn, these kids all suck
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: so much. And that was me like forty years ago,
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: and I was like, hey, suck. I wanted to fight
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: all of them because yeah, now you suck. I know,
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: I know I did suck.
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: It made me feel like that's your shadow side. Yeah,
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: and I want to beat these youngsters.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah. There was one kid in there who treasures.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: There was one kid in there who was like definitely
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: the cool guy of the crew. And he was a
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: karaoke night and he has like a he's got a
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: wife beater on with a black like denim jacket and
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: black jeans and he's doing karaoke on a wireless mic
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: and he's walking up to girls like singing in their faces.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: I was like, I want to fucking kill this guy.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Oh he was the man.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he was the man.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Did you did you hit a karaoke to try and
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: like upstate out?
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: My friend Bo was like, I'm gonna do karaoke and
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: I was like, You're absolutely not doing that. I was like,
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: you're not going up and doing karaoke and singing like
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: a Bob Dylan song while all these like hot children
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: are here.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Until you go spin it in your hand like a drumstick.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: These kids are gonna love this song.
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: Get your first taste of being like aged out of
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: the social scenario is it was really weird.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: It's harrowing, Yeah, because like it just removes the chance
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: that like or like when you're young, all of everything
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: is a possibility. Yeah. Now you're like too old for
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: the for this. You can't have these beautiful freshman ladies anymore.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: It's also the first year that all of my friends
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: are like supposed to be out of college. Oh yeah,
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: so I'm like, we have no reason to be here.
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're just looking at.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, I live.
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: I kicked around a college town for very long, so yeah,
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: I got the experience that for just like years and
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: years and years, like I would be be like buzzing around.
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: I'm like, who are all these dressed up, excited people.
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: I'm like, oh Jesus wretches a new class school.
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: Starting and you just watch and you go like, yeah,
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: have fun, guys, have fun.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: And it is like as soon as you go back
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: to a college, if you're one year out or if
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: it's like ten twelve years since you've been there, like
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be like these girls are dressed fucking.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Crazy, these girls.
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, true, this is pro's break though. It's got to
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: break at some point.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think it can get like to a
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: different level. I think it's just you haven't been in
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: that environment.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Unless you start wearing like body paint or some ship
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: to a bar.
• 40:27
  Speaker 7: A lot of the girls are going like old lady
• 40:30
  Speaker 7: jeans now super but then like, yeah, I mean I
• 40:32
  Speaker 7: talk about people not wearing bras every fucking podcast. I'm
• 40:34
  Speaker 7: not going to talk about it.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: You did talk about it last time you ride a
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: podcast you see. You said it was like a flash grenade.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I'm still not over it. Yeah, clearly, yeah it is.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: It's it's there. That's thank god for the wintertime, Tue.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't wear a broth i was a girl.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: True.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: I probably should wear a bra now and I don't
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: wear a bra.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: True.
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: That that's the thing, Like I get it. It's like
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: it is weird that dude the other shirts off and
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: girls can't. But also it's not because it's it's like
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: it's like a it's like a showstopper, dude.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: It's protecting us. True, it's not protecting them. It truly
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: is protecting us. We would turn into like chimpanzees.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: I bet it feels good as hell taking a brawl.
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: The mother pig litter of guys.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it'll be a saggy generation down the line.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Definitely, it's gonna be a lot of sag. Overwhelming amount
• 41:24
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, he's breaking he's uh, he's breaking the picket line.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Someone else did that too, or like Drew Barrymore. Really
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: I think broke the picket line Drew Barrymore. She was like,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: we're we have too many people that we that rely
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: on this show to tease people's families.
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: Well that was the thing too.
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: Bill Maher's like, dude, I'm I'm basically doing a talk show.
• 44:47
  Speaker 7: All these talk show guys can do podcasts on YouTube. Yeah,
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: I'm just gonna do my talk show on HBO.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like and I won't have any written monologue stuff.
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: And everyone's like you fucking piece of shit.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I get it.
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: But he's like, well, I let all these other people
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: lose their livelihoods or you know. It's like, it's a
• 45:04
  Speaker 7: tough It affects a lot of people, for sure, takes
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: a lot of people. And I do think the reality
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: of it is the unions will be busted. But the
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: good news is I think they'll they won't really be
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: needed as much because I think.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: People will start paying better.
• 45:15
  Speaker 7: You think maybe or we'll just have to compete with
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: like people from other countries and yeah, we'll all just
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: make like Saudi Arabia.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know it'll all even out. I think
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: that's fair too well.
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: Because that it's tough because then you can get edged
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: out by just free content on YouTube. So they're already struggling. Yeah,
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: networks are struggling.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: So we've had a good run. Like if all the
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: nations like all kind of balance out, like it's probably fair,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: and like we've we've had a extraordinary run of being
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: the richest and the most powerful for a long time.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I think that that that wouldn't be that you know,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: you could understand get most come up and yeah, true, but.
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: Then it's like, yeah, but we don't know what falls
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: into I think the quality of life dips so far.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Oh it would suck, but it would be fair.
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: We'd all be stronger, we definitely would.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hard times make strong men or whatever people talk about.
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: Dude, I don't know.
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: I don't know if it's all propaganda. Everyone's saying, like
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: the Chinese dollar, the Chinese India, whatever dollar, they're gonna
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: put it together and then they I don't have any
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: idea what happens. They're like then America's gonna slip from
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: the number one currency.
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: And I was like, dude, I don't.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: But writers have had just like it is. It is
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: a great lifestyle to be a writer. Get up whenever
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: you want, like fucking just like that. It's not a
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: strenuous work environment. You're not really working with your hands
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: like you've had a good run, Like if if barstool
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: like close today, Like I've had an extraordinary run of
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: like a lot of luck to be able to work
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: somewhere like this, if the other shoe drops, it's like, okay, yeah,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: that's like how luck works. Like some days is good
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: luck some days. Really, I think that's how you would
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: take it. I mean, that's the reality of it.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: That's the true I have a much different reaction.
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: I have fallout mentality too. I'm fully ready for a fallout.
• 46:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah time, I'm always ready for everything to fall apart.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: I'm not ready at all. I'm going back to craving.
• 46:52
  Speaker 7: Like I've lost it all, like two or three times.
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: After like the second time, you're like, yeah, it doesn't matter.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: You said you've lost it all all the time, all
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: my money.
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I lost all my money.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Really, I've been my whole life has.
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: Been to get free from the workforce. It's been my
• 47:06
  Speaker 7: driving I'm a freedom oriented individual. Yeah, so I just
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: want to be free from the workforce. And I would
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: get free, lose all my money back to the fucking workforce,
• 47:13
  Speaker 7: and just be like, man, this fucking sucks so bad.
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: Get free of it again, lose. After a while, you're like,
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: that's pretty cool just to be here.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: And you're getting to a point of you are pretty
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: free from the workforce right now.
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're working for you, dude.
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: I almost have my little wooden sword free. Fucking I'm
• 47:29
  Speaker 7: a free lady. If I get a couple more good years.
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: I think I don't, but then again, I'm probably.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: Gonna be more free. Once you moved down to Texas,
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: I think a lot more free.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: I think so.
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: But then again, after that, I feel like, now i'd
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: be able to re end if shit hits the fan,
• 47:42
  Speaker 7: I could re enter, like you were saying.
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: Like, man, that was cool.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Good runs.
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: You have a good run and render the workforce and
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: you know, start stepping on shovels again and be like.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Dude, I had it good for a while. Yeah, it
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: was awesome.
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: Got some money in the bank, you know, I could.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Also see you becoming a blue collar hobbyist if you
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: get a ton of money and just like going like
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Amy Carter mode like habitat for humanity and just building
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: houses or just some ship just because it's healthy for you.
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: That would be good.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm uh.
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: I'm not that good though, like in terms of like
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: measuring ship and building straight structures.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: I'm not good at all now. But I could get
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: in there and maybe do some hr little demo demo.
• 48:16
  Speaker 7: I can do demos, but yeah, I I I think
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: about that all the time. I want to get a
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: place and start just building like stone structures on it.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: That's what that dude from Trailer Park Trailer Park Boys did, really, Yeah,
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: the mister Lahy. You're watching his old YouTube videos. You
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: ever watched Tailor Park Boys. Yeah, mister Lahy used to
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: just build ship with stone all the time. You would
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: build like the mass like yeah, he had to see
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: building like a yeah on the edge of a ton
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: of cool ship.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude, build what kind of stuff like what
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: he like.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: Built like wall? He built like a massive like pool
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: just like by hand, like a natural pool.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Like an outdoorsman doom, like a prepper type of thing
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: you would just do.
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: Just love the game.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: He had like a massive house on the water and
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: he would like make massive walkways and stairs and ship.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: It was cool.
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: He started stone and everything.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: He built like a like a mini theater.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: That must be awesome for that to be the kind
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: of thing that satisfies you. That's what gets through your head,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: like more so than like scrolling TikTok or something like that.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Like that's what I want to do with my like
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: three hours of free time.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and like I can't wait to get home and
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: just fucking mix cement, collect stones. Yeah, not too thick,
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: not too water, the beautiful blend of cement.
• 49:29
  Speaker 7: I think I think you would enjoy it more than
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: scrolling TikTok. But it's like I dude, actually I tried
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: this in my backyard. I was like, I'm gonna lay
• 49:35
  Speaker 7: natural stone and make like a little natural patio and
• 49:38
  Speaker 7: it was just like it ended up. Dudes had to
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: come to it, just like dug up my five stupid rocks,
• 49:44
  Speaker 7: and I got the rocks that I carried like from
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: the woods. I put him in like yeah, dug them
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: out and it was like a Roman road. Yeah it's
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: not it wasn't perfect and.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: It took him instantly.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I told my wife. I was like, I got it.
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna transform out a backyard literally smaller than this room.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so small and I was like, I
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: got this. Turn it into the way. I thought. Yeah,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I dude.
• 50:06
  Speaker 7: I was like, I wanna make a nice Roman road.
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: And it was like I was away and she's like, hey,
• 50:09
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna have guys come fix it.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: So did they have to come and see your failed handiwork?
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they saw it.
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: I was taking pictures. My cousin does hardscape and I'm like, yo,
• 50:17
  Speaker 7: check it out, and.
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: He I could tell. I thought he was gonna make
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: dude like, do you want to come on board?
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: And he was just like cool man.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, damn it. Have you ever been
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: on the reddit the r slash decks. It's just these
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: dudes who post the decks that they build. They love
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: shitting on dudes who make a shitty deck. There's one
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: one dude posted the other day and he was like
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: he was like, went to my neighbor's cookout, won't even
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: stand on this deck. I think it's like it's like
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: a dude like secretly taking a photo of his neighbor's
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: deck and he's like he's like, this thing is going
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: down in seconds. He's like two inch plywood, not a
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: chance this holds up if I get on it. Been
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: all the comments, all the comments are like, good on
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: you dude, stand your ground.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: This guy go in there collapse. Yeah, and yeah people
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: get hurt.
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like a moral thing to up keep your deck.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Our decking in college was like it. They had to
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: like shorten the deck because it was so dangerous. It
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: was our landlord had to come in one summer and
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: like shorten the deck because it was literally up on
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: cinder box. They would have roasted us in the fucking crying.
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: How do you feel about trecks?
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: What?
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: How do you feel about trucks, decking, trekstacking tracks, deck
• 51:31
  Speaker 7: It's like that fake you. It's like the composite materials
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: like plastic. Oh, I have no idea, zero mainance.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I feel like does it?
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: Oh oh I know what you mean.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: I'm not a big deck Yuy.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: So you're saying, O deck pures is going to go
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: with a nice wood just like yeah, of course would
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: that they seal coat eight times themselves just to.
• 51:53
  Speaker 7: Make it all depends what you want, if you're if
• 51:55
  Speaker 7: you're near like Marina life treks is actually a pretty solid.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Sense yeh, because that could rot.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I imagine that would rot.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: And that's the last thing I want to deal with.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: Midsummer rotten wood. Yeah, you gotta put Jesus Christ.
• 52:06
  Speaker 7: I picked a nice ip ay we did for We
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: did a roof deck and we is like a Brazilian
• 52:11
  Speaker 7: hardwood that's famous for it doesn't need any treatment.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just grace clean itself.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Pretty expensive for a.
• 52:17
  Speaker 7: Square foot, it's pretty expensive square foot. But again you're
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: thinking maintenance.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Wasn't there just like a wood shortage or some shit
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: like that?
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: Wasn't It was expensive as fuck. Timber has been like
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: crazy lately. We didn't addition, people don't want to work
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: in a shortage, and the lumber fucking crushed it.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: The lumberjacks are striking.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: It might be, how is that possible? If there's more
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: trees than there are stars in the sky, how is
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: there a wood shortage? Supply chain issues, Yeah, it's gotta be.
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: Still don't know what that right?
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Supply chain issues, You're fucking right.
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: See the way it works is there's trucks and then
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: there's bigger trucks, and then there's like planes and something
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: got used. The chain got confused.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some guy with like a phone linked up to like.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: Some pirates probably took over a bot of our wood.
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: It's like our timber is an interplay of like Chinese
• 53:01
  Speaker 7: slaves and trucks, like somewhere that.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Expensive and we need presidents to fix it. I don't
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: understand how some areas are like like you go to
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: West Virginia and one of the biggest industries is lumberjacks
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: and logging and stuff. But there's trees everywhere. It's not
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: like there's just trees in West Virginia. It's not like
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: they're the only places that have for though.
• 53:21
  Speaker 7: So you know, pine is like the most used. That's
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: like where they frame houses out with.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Oh that's industry standard.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pine.
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: I hope I'm not wrong.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure pine two by fours are all pine,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: are they? So that's the land of the pines. Yeah.
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: But but there's the thing is you got to plan
• 53:41
  Speaker 7: again if you're if you're cutting timber, you've got a
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: plant and it takes forever.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Let wait, So there you go when in like hitting
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: on south to the land of the pines. That's that's
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: like uh a song about going to West Virginia and
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: ship like that, and that's where the land of the
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: pines are. So that makes perfect sense.
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: Yep YEA fours Is that the type of pine?
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: It's a fur it's a fur.
• 54:04
  Speaker 6: Fuck I think plywood pine. I could be wrong.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: We bleep out this.
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: I have a lot of steak.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: To get collar community is gonna be pissed at me.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: They are. They always get sasd cow community always cracks
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: down when you don't know exactly.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: I talked about farms one episode and they were like,
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: this guy is not no ship.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I think you said, like cows have like a seat
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: through window, like like the Macy's.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: Like the cows goals in them, and they some of
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: them do. But I guess I had the reasoning wrong
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: as to why they have the holes in them. And
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: there was dudes hitting me up literally with like their
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: profile picture would be a cow and they'd be like,
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: you don't know ship about cow cows?
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: You watch like food ink.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly what happened. That's exactly what happened.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll get you. Those guys will get you.
• 55:02
  Speaker 7: But it's also it's fun when someone talks about like
• 55:03
  Speaker 7: if you're watching a show and you're like a cop,
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: you're like, that's not how that fush works. Also, I'm
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: pretty sure it's pine, dude, Douglas Furd does sound right,
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: but I think plywood might be pine.
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: One of them is pine, and it's a soft wood.
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: So it was cheap.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Even the fact that we're even having this conversation is
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: and not to the lumberjacks out there for sure, Like
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: we're trying to put it into the realm and we're
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: trying to learn, we're trying to educate ourselve lumberjacks.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: Carps due our slash Decks has sixty three thousand members.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Ye dude, that's fucking here.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Let me see if I can find this post. I
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: bet it's the top one.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Carp's got a good union.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's literally a video of his neighbors. It's
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: literally a video.
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: Of all his neighbors quietly dancing on the deck.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: And he goes my wife's It says, my neighbors built
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: a deck for their wedding. Wife wanted to know why
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't go dance on it? Am I the asshole?
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: And then he goes two by six is on twenty
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: four span with twenty four inch spacing with home depot
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: preport foot that's a beautiful And then the top comment
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: is if I walked up to have a closer look,
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: my added three hundred pounds would take it down. I'll
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: just watch thanks.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: I like these fat boys toouders.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: Just a dude, just a stubborn dude at a wedding.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: Everyone's dancing in the corner and he's like, they have
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: no idea, no idea, what's about to go down? Also
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: the fact his neighbors probably saw the video, right.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: It depends if they're on Reddit it's.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: Top, it's top post on of this year on our
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: slash decks.
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: That would be a tough that'd be a tough exchange.
• 56:37
  Speaker 7: You have to knock up and be like, not very neighborly.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: I saw what you posted online.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: That was the happiest day of my life.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: I mean, if the neighbor built a deck, there's a
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: good chance he's been on our slash decks. True, building
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: a deck is probably in the comments like what the fuck?
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: That's such an undertaking. That's not just building a walkway
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: in your backyard, Like there if you fall off a deck,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: no matter how high it is, that could be treacherous.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, people's lives are at stick when you're building
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: a whole fucking deck.
• 57:07
  Speaker 7: Gotta have your spindle game on deck. Do you have
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: your spindle game type I did when we were looking
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: at houses. Spind Are you gonna build a deck out
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: of a railing thing? Those little poles that kind.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: Of like spindle.
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: One time I was down the Douglas first you're.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Digging yourself out, just dropped more knowledge, like I know this,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: I know ship. It was we were down the Jersey
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: shore and like it was like probably like it was
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: off season, and we were having a frisbee toss in
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: the street and the frisbee like careened onto somebody's deck
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: and slide through. I know. I had to like climb
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: up onto their their deck to try and get this frisbee.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: And as I was getting off, it was like a
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: wood that was tempered by or it was like ruined
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: by the by the rain, and it just like fucking
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: collapsed and I like fell off of this fucking second
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: floor Jersey deck just completely ruined their ship and had
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: to I mean just run away. Yeah, that's on them
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: too for lack of maintenance. Yeah, of course, Yeah I
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: should have sued them. Yeah, honestly, like they they hurt me.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: I would have just I would have that would have
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: been on our slash decks immediately. Oh yeah, we'll get
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: a load of this asshole.
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: I'm getting to the age where it does kind of
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: bother me if I see like things kind of let
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: people letting their houses go.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, God dammit lawn dude.
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: I get pissed that we we rented an Airbnb and
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: the fucking like pool was green and like blinds were
• 58:32
  Speaker 7: all fucked up, and I was like, just get fixed.
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: I'm like, fuck, dude, I'm definitely my dad like, what
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: the hell you doing?
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: Are you gonna have to do all that ship?
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: Or you?
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Did you get like a house?
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: Austin got a house.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're gonna have to do a lot of maintenance.
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: No, not pretty much done.
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: And I've I've definitely got to the point now where
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: I've fully realized I my technical capability. Yeah yeah, and
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: replacing an outlet so for anything else I go, no,
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: call someone and have.
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: Them do it.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, replacing an outlet is that's kind of nice.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: It's not bad, little electrician.
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: I'll take it, and I work hot too. I won't.
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: I won't shut it off at the panel.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: You live dangerous.
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: I'll give it high as long as I have my
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: testa me out, but I work hot.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: That scares me for you, brother, I.
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: Mean one twenty. You're talking one twenty.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just a little like home alone. I
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: get hung up.
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: People do get hung up on one twenty. I don't
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: get it twisted, but.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: People perish, All people perish on Yeah. I mean it
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: could be, but it could be the secret to superpowers too, true,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: could turn into like the app.
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: You get, you get zapped all you want, but some
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: people you get zapped and you can't get off. Yeah,
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: hung up.
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: So a kid can get hung up on one twenty. Yeah,
• 59:47
  Speaker 7: I personally can counter two twenty.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: Commerce I had the insulated snips, so I was all right, Yeah,
• 59:53
  Speaker 7: fucking blew my snips out of my hands.
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: Damn. Yeah. It's scary as fuck. Kickback I was in.
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: If I was in like two twenty.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: We'll do that to you twenty.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: Will you in the ass twenty.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: Herds, It's like you were.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 7: If you open the ceiling, there'd be metal wires pretty
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: much and there's usually a two twenty.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you cut those, dude, they fuck you.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what did it feel like?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: Luckily I had the the insulated snippers, so it just
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: blew them out of my but it literally like imagine
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: cutting a thing and it took my snippers, It blew
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: a hole in the metal and just sent them fucking flying.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: And then I took I knocked the power out of
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: this commercial building. It was a plastic surgeon below us,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: and so they lost power and like the missing.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: In the middle of a in the middle of a
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: titty had them titties open.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: And then my boss was like, don't tell anyone about that,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: and we had to be like what the fuck.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: You guys. Also, but even the remember the lighters, like
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: the trick lighters that you pressed down on it, like,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, those hurt badly. Yeah, dude, did you.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 6: Ever look at mind bolt? No, dude never got around
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: to find out.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: I've never gone around to that.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: Dude. Do you have older brothers?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 7: Now, I had older brothers and they'd be like, here,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: lick this battery and you're like, yeah, like, don't be
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: a pussy, and you put your tongue on it.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: Like it shocks. Yeah, I think it's probably it's probably
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: a kin to those trick trick lighters.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Those are fun and they're fun to fuck around with.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: But I can't. I don't even know. How is that
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: electricity that's send into you or what is it that it.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: Says nine volt hitting you. No, it's probably give me
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: a zap.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, sounds like a nine volt I'm.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Telling you, Lincoln nine volt batter. You would get a taste.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: It's definitely not a two twenty. I'll tell you that,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: dude could be a one to twenty max.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: I'd stepped.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: I would have interced.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: If your people are handing out to trick lighters, I'm like, guys,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: what the hell I'm staying on a rubber Matt.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: The pen was always a bad one around yourself. I
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: remember I asked the dude for a pen and class
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: ones exactly and I did it, and I was like,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: I think I've probably just caused a fucking scene.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: The fuck, dude, something's.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: Wrong with this pen.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: I was food shopping in Salt Lake and I think
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: I kept I thought I was getting static shocked. Yeah,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: but I think they had like a mechanism for like,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: if it goes too far away from the parking lot,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: it cuts off. But there was something loose on it
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: because I would like tap the inside of like the
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: handle of the shop.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: I got shocked like five times.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: Dude. That just happened to me on the treadmill at
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: the gym. Every time at the point that I like
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: thought something, I thought, it was like me. I was like,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: I was like, is there like an electric charge running
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: through my body?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: There is, by the way electric charge.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: How many vaults?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: I don't know, Honestly, I have no idea.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: Someone there's people who have claimed to have mapped out
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 7: like the voltage of your thoughts.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: Really like how yeah, that's crazy. But every time I
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: would touch it, it would zat me and I'd be like
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: going to turn it off, and I'd be like so
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: slowly approaching it, and then he would zat me and
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: I'd be like.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Fuck, yeah, dude, when you get struck by lightning, you're
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: more likely to get struck by lightning again, which must
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: mean that there's like you got a charge and added
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: electricity to you or something like that.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: You have jumper cables?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know, you know what I'm telling you I
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: people hate when I talk about electrical stuff in the
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: body because I claim to have I have some wacky.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: Electrical shit going.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: Really, all my electronics get fucked up all the time, dude.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: Every time I go to the fucking bank, they're like, oh,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 7: our computers having an issue, And I always tell.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Them like, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm not surprised, it might
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: be me.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: It might be me. They always laughed. My every phone,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: I have every electrical thing I have. It just it
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 6: just is weird.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: You should be if you weren't such an honest guy,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: you could be using this for evil and robbing banks. Yeah. True,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: like shutting down like someone's eighty t shutting down someone's
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: ring light just by touching it.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: Walking in you have a superpower just a glass? Yeah,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: look like fourth through the fourth Hero and fucking split.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: True.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: I couldn't be.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: All my electronics are fried all the time.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I always have issues with ship just because you're charged up.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: I don't know what it is, dude, I do know.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: If I walk past like the towers, like there's electrical towers,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: I fuxed with my heartbeat.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: Dude, I don't like it.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 7: It's not any good way yeah, dude, I'm telling you.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: I went one time, Dude, I rescued a turtle.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: I had this.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: Turtle I found and I was bringing it back to
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: the bringing to a pond. Yeah, I found it at work,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 7: bringing it to the pond. But I had to I
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 7: was in Jersey and had to walk through the woods
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 7: and I ended up at like, you.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: Know those big like electrical They looked like the yeah,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: look like a headless person is like a little thing like.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: The big heavy duty electrical.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: I had to walk underneath those things and I was like,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: I felt, dude, No, those feel weird. Dude, you feel
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: fucking free.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: When I was fly fishing in Colorado, we were walking
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: back and we had to pass like ten of those
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: and all of our rods. The reels were just vibrating like.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Crazy, dude, off a thing.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel it.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, doesn't it?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Defibrillator? Is there electricity in that one?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: You get to start your heart?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking nuts.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 6: It is weird. We're kind of like car batteries. You
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: can just fu.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just hook up jumper cables you nipples and
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: get going.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that is just give you a shock.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: It is wild, dude, we're fucking electric beings.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: That's pretty tight. I like to think about that all
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: the time.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Electric water, Yeah, we are just the things we're watching
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: with plasma, like we'd plasma and like that's what the
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: TV screens are made out out of. We're just like
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: a radio radio shack well dud.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: That's when I would talk about the potentially, you know,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 7: celestial bodies like the Sun and all this stuff having
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 7: some form of conscious It's like, if you're a materialist
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: kind of scientist guy, you're like you tell, you say,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 7: human consciousness is nothing more than just like well like
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 7: sparks and minerals in your brain.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: It's a byproduct of a physical which is you. But
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: then it's like, so you're telling me all the.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: Electricity, water and all the ship and the cosmos can't
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: produce a super consciousness at scale?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Totally?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: Why not.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: I'm at the point where I I definitely know the plants.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: I'm always like tactile with the plants that I have
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: in my house.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: Like us, because they have feelings, have thoughts, they have something,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: I mean, they they they like well, they can say
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: consciousness is just an organism's ability to respond to a
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: stimulus so like, yeah, plants will respond if you like
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: change a light.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 6: They're like, yeah, it's not obviously as in depth as
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: human consciousness.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Something that was like what I think one of the
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: first barstool cross crossovers with Your Guys podcast I was on.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: I was like, I heard of the podcast that the
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: sun has like a brain.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 7: Well that's It's like, it does make sense though, because
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: it's like, if you're like that, that's what they say,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: like human consciousness is. Now, if you're like a hardcore scientist,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: you're like, it's just a byproduct of It's like an illusion.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: It's the byproduct of the physical mechanisms of your brain
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: and your body interacting with like visual stimuli. It's like,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 7: all right, so if it's just stuff basically creating consciousness
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 7: physical processes, like the universe.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Abounds in physical process that makes sense.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 7: Why couldn't the universe be connected in some other form
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 7: of transcending consciousness?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: Ahah?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: God, let's fucking go dude, talk that shit. That's why
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: we have you on here.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: You're giving the people exactly what they asked for.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 6: We need it, dude. We're in a dark period right now.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and people need to reconceptualize their place in the
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 7: cosmos physical the physical cosmos, isn't it. Yeah, screaming into
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 7: a void.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: Someone tried to tell me I went to a museum.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: I went to the Museum of Natural History this weekend,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: nice and someone tried to tell me that that that
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: we know as much about the ocean as we do space.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: And I was like, I don't think that's true.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Well, I think it's very little they're saying, though.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think space is a lot bigger than
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: for sure, ocean it is.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 6: I think what they're saying is that how deep it goes.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 6: You can't get down there. Yeah, water pressure just crushes everything.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is crazy.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: They don't have any fucking clue. Yeah, but yeah, I
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 7: guess so. I mean, dude, they're all they're heavy in
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 7: space though.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's so big.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: I mean, it's infinite.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: It's infinite.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: It's infinite.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: What's the edge? In the Museum of Natural History, they
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: have that like walkway, this like spiral walkway, and it's
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: supposed to represent like the beginning of time and you're
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: walking around for like five levels and then there's like
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: a two feet of like what humans have been alive
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: for Like, there's just so much in this representation of
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: everything else that's happened before. It's sweet. You go to
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: a fucking natural history museum and you come back with
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: some ship to talk about on a podcast. Dude, you
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: learn some shit. I know you learned some shit in there.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: I saw that, I saw the I looked at that.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: The the Medior ship is pretty crazy natural history.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 6: I'm not a big museum guy, but I wanted.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: To go to this, the Air and Space one, but
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: it was fucking slammed. Didn't get in.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, bouncer was like not yeah, no, you know anybody
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: in here?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: That was a bummer.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: So we went to the Natural Hills to grass Tyson.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I wanted to see the Great White, but the
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: Great White wasn't there.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: You know what's fucked up. The universe has to be infinite, Yeah,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: because if there was a border, it would have to
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: be stopped.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: If it stopped.
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  Speaker 7: It's like there's got to be something to contain the
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 7: part that stops, so it can't stop.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no walls.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's trippy. I don't like to think about it.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 6: It makes it it's more like a dream.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you think about it as a little boy,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: it's the it's the most scary thing that you can
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: think of. Yeah, I remember thinking about it as a
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: child and I was I definitely like had a breakdown.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I got fucked up on the fact that
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: I was an animal when I was When I was
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: like eighteen, I had like it hit me that I
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: was an animal, and I was just like fucked yeah,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: like I had, I was on like a lot of
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 7: weed edibles. Yeah, and I had to like sit there
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: over of course of a night, my friends went out
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: and I was like, I'm gonna stay home and I
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: laid I laid in like my friend's bed while they
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: were out, just processed the fact that I was an animal.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: I had one of the six hours.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: It was terrible that happened to me.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: I was like I was probably like sixteen, and I
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: was playing video games with my friends and it was
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: like four am, and we were just like what is it?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: Do you?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: Just like I remember like looking at like transparent images online,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: I'd be like, what is nothing?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Nothing got me forever got me As a kid, it
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: was like, wait, so if when I go to heaven,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: then that just lasts for forever. Yeah, like that's way
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: scarier than something being fine. Yeah, just like for forever.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: What's outside the stream of time?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah the thing people think of it like it's time forever,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 7: but it's like, no, you're outside of the stream of time.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no time.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah eternity.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen two thousand and one of Space
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: out of Sea?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 6: It's that's why I check it out.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: A wild movie. But like the last fifteen minutes of
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: it are him just like basically getting sucked into an
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: ultra light beam and just like going through all of
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: time and like all of light, all of space. It's
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: definitely up your ally.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna check that out.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Definitely would enjoy it.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: Sounds like Interstellar kind of He gets trapped, Yeah, he
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: gets trapped, gets trapped.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 6: Around, gets trapped in fucking wallpaper.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, knocking over books, dude, that's still I think about
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 7: that constantly.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that dude is trapped.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I wonder if there's the porno back there behind the wall.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: Definitely.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Wait, this is fucking incredible. All the all the time
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: is behind it. Wait this rules, well, dude, we know
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: you got to go fucking up time. What times we're
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: twelve o eight. Oh shit, you got to get you
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: over the fucking uh core Matt Shane, dude, good luck
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: on the move. Thanks man, everybody please, dude, your special
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: was fire.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: Since then, I dude, I'm uh, I'm excited to do
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 7: another one because I did that and I was like
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: I didn't know how those things worked at all. Yeah,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 7: like the first seven minutes of that were not ready.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 7: As I was recording it, I was realizing, like, these
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 7: weren't really finished jokes.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: No, but you're coming at it as like people love it. Yeah,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: you're coming at it as like such a honed comedian,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: like as somebody who's not a comedian, who's just like
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: a consumer of it. It was awesome, Thank you man.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: It's just very enjoyable.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 6: Working on the next one.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 6: Now I'm like, all right, now, I know I don't
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 6: have filmed like six shows.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't have to do Yeah, it was just
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: a problem that was hilarious.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: I was like Philly Helium and it was like six
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: shows sold out.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn filming all of them?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: Did you just end up using a majority of one
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: of the shows?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 6: I used like two back, yeah, two or three?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 7: Mates yeah, but it creates too much because then you go, Okay,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: that was all right, but what about this one?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like I don't know which is what.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Did you watch all six of them to edit it
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: or just no?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: I like focused on two. I hadn't edit.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: I had an editor, got it, got it, got it?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that would have been crazy. He did a fantastic
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: he was actually phenomenal.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: He did it.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 9: Really.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: How long is the runway for having a second one.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: I'm shooting for like a year, a year and a half.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, I have a new Yeah, I'm doing all
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 7: new jokes on an all new hours.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: So it's awesome.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 6: People come out to shows and they're like, I can't
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 6: believe you did new stuff.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: It's like, what am I gonna do the same ship. Yeah,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: it's just all on YouTube.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 6: It'd be crazy.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 7: Right now I have a shaky yeah fifty five its
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: it's going well right now.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: It's fun though, it's very so fu Yeah.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: Doing new stuff. Yeah, I have a new fifty five.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: So it's awesome.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 6: I'm twerking it.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: But fuck ith Yeah, go see this, dude, go see
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: watching the rashal. They're gonna fucking love it.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: Thank you man, appreciate you, Broye, go see me on
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: the road as well.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: It's a Sas man, yeah, because he's Sas for sure.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: All right, all right, thank you guys. That was fun,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: having so fun.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: What was up still on the ground.