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Jasmine Crockett Blows · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

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Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
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Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
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Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come I'm gonna come.
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Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 313 of the Jeffrey and Bryant Show. I am Jeffrey.
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Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
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Testecleese: And we're just you guys drinking some beers, talking about what's going on.
0:43
Testecleese: How's the weather been over there? This should have been an arctic blast, or a polar vortex, or whatever the hell came through here.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's coming. We're gonna be,
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Brian McFadden: It's gonna be cold here at the beginning of the week.
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Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. We're getting nailed with this next one coming down. We just had…
1:04
Testecleese: A blizzard warning and a big honkin' storm through here.
1:08
Testecleese: Anyway… So now… What the hell is going on, Brian?
1:16
Testecleese: with the National Guard and the President of the United States, because it seems that every month or so, a judge rules the other way.
1:25
Testecleese: Depending on who, you know what I mean?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:29
Testecleese: So, what, now, they came.
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Brian McFadden: Well, there says the… yeah, well, this is… yeah, this is LA, so, you know, he doesn't have the same authority in LA like he's got in DC.
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Testecleese: But did it yesterday or need to put…
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Testecleese: National Guard all in plenty of places.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, but this is the… this is the Democrat judges that are saying… trying to… usurp Trump's authority.
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Testecleese: But this precedent, where this has been ruled upon before already, I thought, when I came to a California and Chicago.
2:06
Testecleese: Maybe not, maybe it hasn't happened yet, but I remember talking about it when they… Whatever.
2:12
Testecleese: like I said, it seems like every other week we're hearing a judge reverse the last judge's decision, you know?
2:21
Testecleese: Jeremiah Copeland. Who's this guy again?
2:24
Testecleese: Oh!
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Testecleese: Anyway, I want this in follow-up instead of, local, because…
2:30
Testecleese: we've been talking about this case for a while. This is that Navy murder case.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:40
Testecleese: Okay? Well, they set a trial date, there's not much more than that.
2:47
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:48
Testecleese: And the, the trial for the alleged murder of Charlie Kirk has begun.
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
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Testecleese: Smug little piece of shit, and apparently has been begging for his parents to be with him the whole time, and a judge even said no when it came to stuff.
3:06
Testecleese: Suppose we do have to finally address this, as much as we've been trying to avoid it.
3:11
Testecleese: You been hearing anything about what Candace Owens has been saying?
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Brian McFadden: A little bit.
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Testecleese: Jeez Louise, crazy, crazy broad. She,
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Testecleese: She's accusing… she's even accusing her own military now.
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Testecleese: And she's accused Israel and France, and TPUSA themselves.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: And it's funny, Tim Pool called her out on, finally, because he was kind of like, I don't know, she makes some good points, then he lost his shit. It's like, I don't know, I think she's making a bunch of shit up.
3:48
Testecleese: And then she gets worse, and she said, you should pull your donations to TPUSA.
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Testecleese: And that's what set off Poole.
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Testecleese: Dude, he got there like a fucking con, it was crazy. That dude, I…
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Testecleese: He's not the fiery kind of guy.
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Testecleese: But yeah, then she goes and puts his picture up on her thumbnail, next thumbnail. I was like, who… who, has gained the most from Charlie Kirk's death? And it's like, you, Candace, you got the most out of this.
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Testecleese: Candace, was even called out by Erica Kirk on Fox News.
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Testecleese: with, was it Harris Faulkner?
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Testecleese: And then, again, for an episode on CBS that will be aired, tomorrow on Saturday the 13th.
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Testecleese: Basically saying, like, you need to knock this shit off.
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Testecleese: I've been trying to avoid this thing, because I just don't want to get involved in it.
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Brian McFadden: She sounds crazier and crazier every time she opens her mouth, so…
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Testecleese: Yeah.
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Brian McFadden: Didn't she come out and said that, Israel's got a hit squad out for her?
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Testecleese: Yeah, and then, in the same…
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Testecleese: Same little blurb, she said that she's not gonna be, you know, doing any videos for a week.
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Testecleese: Making it sound like it was because there was a hit out on her? No, that was fucking Thanksgiving week.
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Testecleese: Yeah.
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Testecleese: So, I don't know, I just…
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Testecleese: I don't want to get involved in her shit too much, because I don't care about this… she's combining…
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Testecleese: What she's been doing lately with the stereotypical murder porn that women love, you know?
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Brian McFadden: True crime.
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Testecleese: Yeah.
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Testecleese: And don't get me wrong, I enjoy the occasional true crime, but you can't accuse everyone under the sun and expect people to still listen to you.
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Testecleese: But, it appears people do listen to her, and do you think that's going to taint the jury pool?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: Do you?
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Testecleese: I don't think Brian hears a word I'm saying, he's busy texting somebody.
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Testecleese: A side piece.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Brian McFadden: Whatever.
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Testecleese: I was just curious if all this shit that Kenneth Owens has been saying could possibly tainted jury pool in… where is it, Utah?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think, yeah, Utah, where he was shot.
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Testecleese: Yeah, because we know the… oh my god, what was the dude's name?
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Testecleese: that, essentially choked out George Floyd.
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Brian McFadden: Mark Show.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, Derek Chauvin.
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Testecleese: Derek Chauvin.
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Testecleese: He couldn't get a fair trial. The judge even said, you're not gonna get an untainted jury pool here, you're not gonna get one anywhere in the country, so we're just gonna have to trial here.
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Testecleese: Which I thought was insane, like, I thought you had to drop charges at that point if you can't get a fair trial.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, they make it up as they go.
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Testecleese: Apparently.
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Testecleese: Yeah, I… you… you've heard of this dude, Eric Erickson?
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Testecleese: I'm guessing that's a no.
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Brian McFadden: No.
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Testecleese: Okay. I hadn't either, he's some right-wing commentator, I thought maybe you had heard of him.
7:06
Testecleese: But he defended Jake Tapper about the, calling the…
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Testecleese: J6 pipe bomber, a, a white dude, when there's a picture of the black guy right next to him.
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Testecleese: That's not… excuse me.
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Testecleese: He's like, oh, you all thought I was a white guy, too.
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Testecleese: And I was like,
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Testecleese: I honestly thought it was a woman from that other video, and then… You know?
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Testecleese: I mean, I guess… I guess if you want to be stereotypical and racist about it, yeah, you don't find a whole lot of Black folks building bombs.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: Nope. Oh, you shared this next one, the first one in intro. I…
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Testecleese: I want to hear what you have to say about this, because I already… I formed an opinion about tourists… tourists! Not even…
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Testecleese: like, I want to get citizenship.
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Testecleese: Tourists need to share social media history up to 5 years.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Brian McFadden: Apparently, there's been locations on the visas for a while to add your social handles if you want to. It was voluntary.
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Brian McFadden: I don't know. I mean, I know other countries are already doing it.
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Brian McFadden: But.
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Testecleese: requiring a 5-year check first, how do you…
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Testecleese: know that someone has an account of something, because there's how many different social media accounts are there, right?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, there's a marine.
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Testecleese: This is a long way to go back and check someone's history, and I get it, they might have said something ridiculous.
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Testecleese: A year ago, publicly, before they went underground, but…
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Testecleese: I mean, I would say maybe for people trying to get citizenship.
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Testecleese: But if you just want to come to see New York City and Texas, you know what I mean?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: I don't think we need 5 years of history, necessarily.
8:55
Testecleese: Unless… unless everyone thinks that we're…
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Testecleese: Most of this immigration problem actually is overstate tourist… tourism visas.
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Brian McFadden: I think it's more student visas than tourist visas.
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Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. You get out of school, and you go get a job right away, right?
9:16
Testecleese: you see this shit, what is it, Kareem John… not Kareem John Pierre, ketanji Brown Jackson?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, she's horrible. She's, like, the worst Supreme Court Justice ever.
9:31
Testecleese: It sounds like she doesn't understand how this system works, and she's a just Supreme Court Justice.
9:36
Testecleese: She was talking about unelected experts taking over portions of the government to make decisions.
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Testecleese: And I'm like, so you… I was like, oh my god, you actually want this, this autocracy, this,
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Testecleese: What do they call the wealthy people controlling everything?
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Brian McFadden: Oh… I know what you're thinking, but I can't think of the name of it right now.
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Testecleese: Yeah, anyways, yeah, well…
10:01
Testecleese: You don't necessarily have to be wealthy for now. Right now, we have a billionaire in office. We don't necessarily have to be, like.
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Testecleese: Fuck, didn't, Lincoln grow up on a dirt floor?
10:12
Testecleese: she… didn't Bernie Sanders, girl, and
10:16
Testecleese: Colonel Benjamin have a dirt floors, too?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: Yeah, and she's saying that we should have our elected people that are just gonna, like, make these decisions. I'm like, no, you're out of your mind. That's why we vote, is so that we get to decide how this stuff's done.
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Testecleese: At least that's the way it's supposed to work.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: I got a kick out of this one.
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Testecleese: A jury in Portland acquitted a man for stabbing another dude
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Testecleese: Because after the guy got stabbed.
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Testecleese: He used an ethic slur against this black man that stabbed him.
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Brian McFadden: What's that got to do with anything?
10:54
Testecleese: Well, wha- yeah.
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Testecleese: it doesn't retroactively make it okay to have stabbed somebody, right? There's video of it, too.
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Testecleese: And even… Even if he had…
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Testecleese: Said this before he got stabbed, it didn't make it okay to stab the guy.
11:12
Testecleese: You know?
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Brian McFadden: No.
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Testecleese: But he's like, oh no, you called him an N.
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Testecleese: So, you get… he gets to go. It's like, he stabbed me! I called him a terrible name, you know?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, so sticks and stones will break my bone now.
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Testecleese: But knives will never hurt me, I guess.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: Which, by the way, next time you want to, like, offend someone, instead of calling them anything, just call them a, like, oh, man, you vote Democrat, don't you?
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Brian McFadden: That'll do it.
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Testecleese: And I mentioned Tim Poole earlier. He actually had his studio shot up A couple nights ago.
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Testecleese: It's funny, it was the… after Miley Annopoulos had been on the show.
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Testecleese: I don't necessarily think the two are related.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: Yeah, they're already getting ready to pack up and go somewhere else with their studio, because they're not putting up with this shit.
12:09
Testecleese: It's just… you got… Dude shot at and hit Trump in the ear.
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Brian McFadden: You know?
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Testecleese: Another dude, what, in Mar-a-Lago, was making an attempt.
12:19
Brian McFadden: Yup.
12:19
Testecleese: We built a tree stand in Florida.
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Testecleese: You could say another one, the guy jumped up on the stage and charged at Trump, Charlie Kirk.
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Testecleese: I don't know how much… you familiar with Andy? No.
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Brian McFadden: No.
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Testecleese: He's a journalist, he… he…
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Testecleese: He's the one who broke Antifa wide open, and he got his ass-kicked by them several times, like, to the point of almost dying.
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Testecleese: Yeah, and then shoot at this guy, and Timpool… I know I might bring his name up a lot, but he gives me… he brings me back towards the center some.
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Brian McFadden: Okay. Because, I mean, he's pro-choice.
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Testecleese: He's, he gave the max donation to two different Democrat guys, people running last time.
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Testecleese: And he just helps me… Not get hauled off to the right.
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Testecleese: by the, by getting pissed off at the Democrats, basically, you know?
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: You know, he gives me that little bit of, hey, you're not the only one who thinks that's stupid, too.
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Testecleese: But yeah, the guy, they call him, like, this far-right guy. I'm like, no, he's not.
13:28
Testecleese: So you want… look at Adam Fuentes… was it Nick Fuentes, if you want, far right.
13:34
Testecleese: Alright, what's going on in Virginia? And…
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Brian McFadden: Always stuff going on in Virginia.
13:39
Testecleese: I know, there's always too much going on in Virginia, and I guess you guys are having, like, an emergency,
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Testecleese: Election or something?
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Brian McFadden: Well, the, Lieutenant Governor-elect.
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Brian McFadden: This is her Senate seat, that she, or he or she, I don't even know if it's a female or not, is vacating because there's gonna be a lieutenant Governor in January.
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Brian McFadden: So… They're looking to fill it with a, firehouse primary.
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Testecleese: And is that term just an old, old term where they used to vote?
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Testecleese: At the firehouse?
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Brian McFadden: I don't know, probably.
14:15
Testecleese: Okay.
14:16
Brian McFadden: And they're actually doing… they're actually doing it out of our house, too, so…
14:21
Testecleese: Interesting.
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Testecleese: Natural Senate, I mean.
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Brian McFadden: It is a female. It is a female. Should be the first Muslim ever to hold statewide office in the Commonwealth of Virginia.
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Testecleese: Ugh.
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Testecleese: you went with the lieutenant Governor being the first something, instead of the governor being the first Black woman
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Testecleese: And immigrants. Jeez, you guys really dropped the ball with your wokeness down there.
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Brian McFadden: I voted my way, so…
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Testecleese: banner!
14:50
Testecleese: I saw this about the Berkeley Bridge, dude, this is fucking nuts.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, he'd rather jump off the bridge than be arrested.
14:58
Testecleese: Yeah, you don't typically survive a jump off the Berkeley Bridge, do you?
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Brian McFadden: He didn't.
15:04
Testecleese: Dear God.
15:06
Testecleese: I mean… I probably want to jump off that before I would jump off the,
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Testecleese: HRBT, but that's just because you're gonna land on, like, a fishing boat or something, you know?
15:19
Testecleese: I couldn't land on a cruiser and break your leg.
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Brian McFadden: You're more likely to survive that job.
15:24
Testecleese: Maybe, but I mean, if you landed in the water, you could probably… well, actually, this time of year, that water's cold, and you notice.
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Brian McFadden: Oh, shit, yeah, oh yeah.
15:32
Testecleese: You're not lasting long in that water before you, freeze up and sink to the bottom, going, aw, crap.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
15:41
Testecleese: And this next one, I don't know if you or Guabo shared it, but I went and checked
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Testecleese: which ones they were, because the wife used to work in a, vape shop chain in Newport News in Hampton.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, a different chain.
15:56
Testecleese: Yes.
15:57
Testecleese: What's going on?
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Brian McFadden: Well, these vape shops are… are pretty much known for,
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Brian McFadden: carrying weed in the back room. All you gotta do is…
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Testecleese: I've never heard of that.
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Brian McFadden: It's happening all over here in this area. You can also get mushroom…
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Brian McFadden: Spice candy bars and all that.
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Testecleese: That's what it said. That's what I read in there, like, they had shrooms.
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Brian McFadden: Like, we…
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Testecleese: Weed, and all this stuff.
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Brian McFadden: You know the right thing to say when you walk in to make a purchase, you can get a…
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Testecleese: That sounds like you're just waiting for the wrong person to tell a cop, because they got busted, you know?
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Brian McFadden: Pretty much, that's why these 3 vape shops are now closed.
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Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, I got busted, hey, can I get a shorter sentence if I turn over the guy who's distributing it? Yeah. Okay, yeah, I don't give a shit about… and the guy's name wasn't Bob either, was it?
16:50
Brian McFadden: I don't remember if the name was even in here.
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Testecleese: 3 vivi.
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Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, it is.
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Brian McFadden: Muhammad!
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Testecleese: Yeah, there we go. More than 62 pounds apart, numerous THC babes, psilocybin mushrooms, and edibles were confiscated from the three businesses. Mohamed El Jill… Jilly? Jilly?
17:12
Testecleese: Oh, and firearms offenses!
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Brian McFadden: Yup. And they're charging with intent to distribute. I wonder why.
17:20
Brian McFadden: They decriminalized weed, but not that much weed.
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Testecleese: Yeah.
17:27
Testecleese: If you want to sell that shit, man, you go to the friggin'… the fake pot shop to sell that.
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
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Testecleese: Alright, I guess it's just…
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Testecleese: dumb decisions. The dude's probably making money selling vapes. Why would you go and… you know what I mean? If you're making money legitimate, why would you go illegitimate, you know?
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Brian McFadden: Leaded more money.
17:51
Testecleese: Yeah, I guess so. Maybe they weren't making… paying the bills. There are plenty of vape shops in Virginia, let's be damn sure of that, right?
17:56
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, well, Newport News, some of the vape shops, like that Happy Smoke place on Jefferson, it was 20… open 24 hours a day.
18:04
Testecleese: Dear God.
18:05
Brian McFadden: And, that's one of the new rules that Newport News just came up with. They're not allowed to be open 24 hours a day anymore.
18:13
Testecleese: I don't give a shit if vape shops open, but I mean… And they're talking about…
18:18
Testecleese: they're in the process of legalizing marijuana in general in Virginia, aren't they? Like, you can talk about opening dispensaries up, right?
18:25
Brian McFadden: Yeah, it'll ruin the, the vape shop, back market, marijuana business.
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Testecleese: Yeah, and then the little bit of vape business that was getting done there is gonna go back to the real vape shops.
18:38
Brian McFadden: Yup.
18:40
Testecleese: I didn't realize I missed this one here about the snap thing in Virginia. Yeah. So you guys are doing what, West Virginia did.
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Brian McFadden: Yep, what I'm wondering is, this is under a Republican governor.
18:51
Brian McFadden: How long is it gonna take the Democrat governor to reverse this, and let people buy their sodas again under SNAP?
19:00
Testecleese: When was this approved and or passed? Like, last couple days?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, it was put in for this year, and it was approved, like, the last couple of days, so…
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Testecleese: How much news is this made in Virginia? Like, does your average Normie know about it?
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Brian McFadden: No.
19:16
Testecleese: So then you probably have to wait for it to go into effect, and a bunch of people to stop complaining that they can't get…
19:22
Testecleese: you know, their sodas at lunch, or something, you know what I mean?
19:27
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
19:29
Testecleese: on EBT.
19:32
Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know, I got…
19:35
Testecleese: I got no problem with the people handing out the money, saying you're only allowed to use it for this.
19:39
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I do, I'm the… I have no problem with that either.
19:43
Testecleese: If you don't like it, you don't have to apply for it.
19:47
Testecleese: So we just got, like, 3 inches of snow, then it warmed up enough that it…
19:53
Testecleese: That it started to melt, which is funny, because…
19:55
Testecleese: Could almost see the ground when it started snowing again, but it was melting faster than it was falling, which was neat. Excuse me. Then another 5 inches of snow fell.
20:06
Testecleese: And now we're expecting back-to-back storms through Sunday.
20:11
Testecleese: Yeah, and we're expecting a low of 1 degree on Sunday.
20:18
Brian McFadden: Nice. It's gonna be, like, 20 degrees here Monday morning.
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Testecleese: Yeah, and I'm gonna have to walk over next door to my mother-in-law's house and start a fire in her…
20:27
Testecleese: wood stove.
20:28
Testecleese: Because… She has no idea how to start a fire.
20:34
Brian McFadden: Not that hard.
20:36
Testecleese: No, and… Okay.
20:38
Testecleese: I'm trying to be cool, because she was in Florida for so long, and California before that, and then I had to…
20:45
Testecleese: Don't want to get into it, she's got enough going on.
20:47
Testecleese: But…
20:48
Testecleese: She said something to me once about, like, oh, how much do you know about fire? And it was funny, because the wife just laughed out loud.
20:55
Testecleese: like, right at her. She's like, what? She's like, he was a fire marshal. He's like, if he's saying it about.
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Brian McFadden: required.
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Testecleese: Probably accurate.
21:02
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
21:06
Testecleese: This is interesting, I think I might have mentioned that we just had a coach. I might not have shared it last week, because I couldn't find out why, but a rugby… girls rugby coach in,
21:16
Testecleese: the Wheeling College here in West Virginia just can't, they just canned the coach for the women's rugby team.
21:24
Testecleese: couldn't find out why, and now I just found out today He ended the season Vardy.
21:30
Testecleese: Allowed the 21 years plus members of the team to drink.
21:37
Testecleese: I can for this, but these students are even allowed to drink on campus if they're of legal age.
21:43
Testecleese: So, I'm not sure what I think of this.
21:47
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's not right. If they're allowed to drink already, and he wasn't allowing the underage people to drink, I don't… yeah.
21:54
Testecleese: Yeah, and not only did the coach get canned, but the,
21:58
Testecleese: The athletes involved were all, suspended for part of next season, too.
22:04
Brian McFadden: Wow.
22:05
Testecleese: I thought it was kind of messed up. He's filing paperwork for wrongful termination.
22:10
Testecleese: this door's probably gonna disappear, but I'm gonna try to keep on it.
22:13
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
22:17
Testecleese: This is great.
22:19
Testecleese: U.S. deficit unexpectedly falls to 5-year low as exports surge. No, this is exactly what
22:28
Testecleese: Trump told us was gonna happen with his tariffs, right?
22:32
Testecleese: Because we had to… His big deal with the terrorists was to…
22:38
Testecleese: Get new trade deals so they're more fair.
22:42
Testecleese: Because there was a trade deficit.
22:46
Testecleese: This makes perfect sense. Now we're forcing people to stop charging us, or we're gonna charge them, too.
22:52
Brian McFadden: Yup.
22:52
Testecleese: And it bothers me that these…
22:54
Testecleese: Which, what is this? Oh, Epoch Times.
22:58
Testecleese: these outlets are just shocked. It's like, dude.
23:00
Testecleese: You guys keep being surprised by exactly what you're being told is gonna happen as it happens.
23:08
Testecleese: So not only is the deficit fallen.
23:11
Testecleese: But now he's talking about a $12 billion payout for farmers that might have been affected because of, the tariffs.
23:21
Brian McFadden: You missed a whole section.
23:23
Testecleese: Did I?
23:24
Testecleese: Oh, I did. Alright, well, we'll finish this up and get to that. My mistake. When you closed the other one, it popped up on me, and I didn't notice.
23:34
Brian McFadden: It's always my fault.
23:36
Testecleese: It was my own fault, I usually pay attention and notice it right away.
23:41
Testecleese: oh, and the Treasury Secretary… They're saying, now, working American households.
23:49
Testecleese: We'll get up to 2K refunds, in the first quarter.
23:54
Brian McFadden: But they're still not saying if it's gonna be an actual check, or it's just gonna be part of your tax return.
23:59
Testecleese: It said large refunds.
24:03
Testecleese: So, I think…
24:06
Testecleese: I thought it said in the article that it was, tax refunds, but maybe not.
24:11
Testecleese: Yeah.
24:13
Brian McFadden: I never get a tax refund, so that means I'm.
24:16
Testecleese: No, you just wouldn't have to pay less to be the same thing, though.
24:20
Testecleese: Yeah, it doesn't actually specifically say, does it?
24:22
Brian McFadden: No.
24:23
Testecleese: So… Alright.
24:27
Testecleese: Looks like it might just be… he has a check for 2 grand, you know?
24:33
Testecleese: Alright.
24:35
Testecleese: Oh yeah, I did them in this order because they're gonna flow right out of West Virginia from local.
24:42
Testecleese: A woman here in West Virginia has been arrested. She's being charged with stopping the police from responding to
24:51
Testecleese: An emergency under probable cause.
24:54
Testecleese: The cops were there talking to her.
24:56
Testecleese: And then they heard what sounded like a struggle and screaming in the house, and she barred their way. This house is known as the Rainbow House. It is a… almost shelter, halfway house kind of thing.
25:10
Testecleese: for the LGBTQ community.
25:13
Brian McFadden: Okay.
25:15
Testecleese: Yes.
25:17
Testecleese: Why didn't she want the police responding to what sounded like a battle?
25:23
Brian McFadden: No idea.
25:25
Testecleese: Yeah.
25:26
Testecleese: Don't know what's going on back there, but I'm sure the police went in anyway once they put her in cuffs, but…
25:33
Testecleese: So, I mean, it might have just been people wrestling for all we know, but…
25:37
Testecleese: Yeah, you can't be doing that kind of shit.
25:41
Brian McFadden: Nope.
25:42
Testecleese: Speaking of the alphabet community, what's…
25:46
Testecleese: Biden came out again, I guess?
25:48
Testecleese: I've been hearing about this, I never watch it because I don't care enough anymore.
25:52
Brian McFadden: Yeah, he came out again.
25:54
Testecleese: Yeah, and…
25:55
Brian McFadden: He had a… he couldn't say United States of America.
26:01
Testecleese: You know, the thing.
26:04
Brian McFadden: He called the United States, so Amerigotti.
26:07
Testecleese: Oh my god.
26:10
Testecleese: you know… Okay, whatever, I just…
26:15
Testecleese: Let that poor man stay at home with a blanket on his legs.
26:19
Brian McFadden: Yeah, his hairy legs. And take naps.
26:21
Testecleese: Yeah, take a nap in the sun.
26:23
Testecleese: And just let him… you know what I mean? Just let him be an old man.
26:29
Testecleese: Oh, this is interesting.
26:32
Testecleese: Not a big Gwen Stefani fan.
26:36
Testecleese: I do remember way back when she was in No Doubt when she was very young, but apparently she's Catholic.
26:42
Brian McFadden: Hmph.
26:44
Testecleese: And has joined up with some app, some Catholic app.
26:50
Testecleese: And,
26:52
Testecleese: You know, she's saying, like, you know, you should pray and all this stuff, you know, just, you know, be a good person.
26:57
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
26:58
Testecleese: And some…
27:00
Testecleese: left-wing activist social media person went nuts, saying, like, JD Vance is involved with this thing, too. She must be the devil. She says, don't, you know, no abortions. It's like…
27:11
Testecleese: Well, yeah, like, this doesn't make people evil, because they don't want to kill babies.
27:17
Testecleese: You know, it's like, they just see the world…
27:20
Testecleese: It's one thing to say, hey, they're killing babies, they're evil, even if they see the world differently, but the guy who says, don't kill the babies.
27:27
Brian McFadden: You can't even say he's evil!
27:33
Testecleese: I'm driving, dude.
27:34
Brian McFadden: Apparently you can.
27:36
Testecleese: Yeah, apparently you can.
27:38
Testecleese: And then Don Lemon said that Megyn Kelly, was a clockable trans woman.
27:44
Brian McFadden: I don't even know what that means.
27:46
Testecleese: I think that means not passing.
27:49
Testecleese: Like, I can tell that's really a dude.
27:52
Testecleese: And it just makes me want to ask one more time, it's like, I thought this… I thought a trans woman was a real woman. I thought this wasn't anything to offend someone with. I thought it wasn't possible to offend people with this, because it was reality around us.
28:05
Brian McFadden: And this is… this is a… A known homosexual saying this.
28:12
Testecleese: Yeah, but he also hates white dudes when he's married to a white guy.
28:17
Testecleese: You know?
28:20
Brian McFadden: Lot of double standards there.
28:23
Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know how much of it he actually believes, either, honestly, but…
28:26
Testecleese: I'm only… I'm seeing it from the left a lot when they're saying, none of this stuff is offensive, none of this stuff…
28:32
Testecleese: You know what I mean? And it's like, don't even make comments like that, because that just puts all these people down, and they want to kill themselves. And then they turn around and do the exact same thing that they just said makes people kill themselves.
28:42
Testecleese: we're supposed to treat trans women like they're actual, natural-born women, or else they'll go home and kill themselves, they're telling us. And this guy coming out and saying, Megyn Kelly, you don't even look like a real woman.
28:52
Testecleese: I don't know about you, but she looks like a woman to me.
28:55
Brian McFadden: Yep, me too.
28:56
Testecleese: I've… I've seen, especially lately, I've seen enough…
29:00
Testecleese: folks that, wander back and forth across that line, if you know what I mean.
29:05
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
29:06
Testecleese: Shit.
29:07
Testecleese: Claire.
29:09
Testecleese: You know, good friend of ours.
29:12
Testecleese: Been on this treatment long enough, starting to actually take on feminine characteristics, but that's not something that just happens.
29:20
Brian McFadden: No.
29:20
Testecleese: Especially when you already have, like, the square jawline, the broad shoulders, you know what I mean? The narrower hips.
29:26
Brian McFadden: Yup.
29:30
Testecleese: Of course. Then you always… then you also got Blair White. You ever seen, blair White on YouTube.
29:37
Brian McFadden: No.
29:38
Testecleese: trans woman.
29:39
Testecleese: If you… if this person did not come out and say, I am trans, you wouldn't believe it.
29:44
Testecleese: Not even kidding you, it's like, wow. But that must have been a very feminine-looking young man, you know what I mean?
29:52
Testecleese: Not to mention the, what, like, D-cup breast implants put in, you know?
30:01
Testecleese: But it's funny, because Blair White argues trans people all the time, and especially the ones that are, like, non-binary or two-spirited.
30:10
Brian McFadden: Two-Spirited.
30:11
Testecleese: Yeah.
30:15
Testecleese: BLM's back in the news!
30:18
Brian McFadden: Yup.
30:19
Brian McFadden: The Oklahoma city leader was charged with wire fraud of over $13 million by the DOJ.
30:27
Testecleese: So, hold on, the leader of Oklahoma City
30:30
Testecleese: stole money from Black Lives Matter then, right? Because they're obviously the victims.
30:36
Testecleese: No. Oh, he's the Oklahoma City leader of Black Lives Matter.
30:40
Testecleese: Oh…
30:42
Brian McFadden: He's accused of routing return bill checks into personal accounts for travel and real estate.
30:53
Testecleese: This is… this is becoming a big scam, isn't it?
30:58
Brian McFadden: Yup.
30:59
Testecleese: And not just BLM, but I don't know if you've noticed, but a lot of this money has been donated to different organizations, has been buying property and houses.
31:08
Brian McFadden: Yeah, they got… they raised $5.6 million beginning in 2020, which include major grants from the Community Justice Exchange, the Massachusetts Bail Fund, and the Minnesota Freedom Fund.
31:22
Testecleese: 5.6 million, you said?
31:24
Brian McFadden: Yep.
31:29
Testecleese: If you're… if you… Pay attention to what you're doing.
31:33
Testecleese: and are frugal. You could retire with that much money sitting in your bank account in cash.
31:38
Brian McFadden: Huh, oh yeah.
31:40
Testecleese: I am worth significantly less than $5 million, and I… No longer have to work.
31:47
Testecleese: Granted, I got…
31:52
Testecleese: I pay close attention to what's going on, so I've invested at the exact right time and bailed out at the exact right time. Like, that silver I just mentioned to you, was it 2 weeks ago?
32:00
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
32:00
Testecleese: a week ago. I sold 50 ounces of silver when it was on a peak, like, $58 and, like, 56.
32:09
Testecleese: So, I'm gonna fix my truck with it, then in 6 months, or a year, or 5 years, when Silva's back down, I'm gonna buy it back.
32:17
Testecleese: But yeah, 5 million… now, $7 million… You could live comfortably.
32:25
Testecleese: The rest of your life by simply placing it in the bank.
32:28
Testecleese: And living off the interest, and never ever touching the principal.
32:33
Testecleese: That's… that's true wealth, never even have to worry about money, just like, I have a monthly budget of, you know, 8 grand that comes in from interest, you know?
32:43
Testecleese: Alright.
32:46
Testecleese: Now, okay. Georgia State Representative, Henderson has been charged with stealing about $18,000 in pandemic unemployment money. This is, from CBS Atlanta.
32:57
Testecleese: Nowhere in this article could I find what party this person was affiliated with.
33:01
Brian McFadden: Oh, you know.
33:02
Testecleese: I'm gonna assume Democrat, because they always point out Republican.
33:06
Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
33:11
Testecleese: There's been a whole lot
33:14
Testecleese: Of, we're finding out about this pandemic money that was just… and this is something that everyone said, was that this was gonna be completely abused, all this money's gonna get stolen from the people.
33:24
Brian McFadden: Yep, and it was.
33:25
Testecleese: And then… and then you were shut down and weren't allowed to speak anymore if you said that.
33:29
Brian McFadden: Right, because you can… that was a bad thing to say.
33:34
Testecleese: they keep getting busted, and you know what? Nothing's gonna happen.
33:39
Testecleese: These people aren't even gonna lose their jobs, I bet. And she's just a state rep, not even, like, a federal representative. I bet she gets to keep her job over this. Maybe not.
33:47
Testecleese: 18K, they might just make her pay it back.
33:51
Testecleese: Or even… or even nothing, just like, what are we gonna do about it?
33:57
Testecleese: Alright, This is a good one. Woman in Orange County,
34:03
Testecleese: Says she registered her dog to vote to make a point, she said.
34:07
Testecleese: The problem is, her dog cast at least one vote that went through, and a second on one that was caught and questioned when she was discovered.
34:20
Brian McFadden: Must be a state where they don't check your ID, or some other…
34:23
Testecleese: County, it's probably California. I think.
34:26
Brian McFadden: That is Orange County, California.
34:28
Testecleese: There's one in Florida, too.
34:30
Brian McFadden: Okay. Well, I'm sure Florida's got an ID you have to show.
34:35
Testecleese: Yeah, Costa Mesa woman accused of registering a dog to vote in two Southern California elections made her first court appearance Tuesday in Westminster.
34:44
Testecleese: Laura Lee Urik62 charged with one felony count of perjury, one felony count of preparing or offering a false or forged document to be filed, two felony counts of casting a ballot when not entitled to vote, and one felony count of registering non-existent person to vote.
34:58
Testecleese: The charges stem from the mail-in ballots cast in the 2021 California gubernatorial recall elections of the 2022 primary election that the authorities said were cast in her dog Maya Jean's name. Holy crap, that entire paragraph was two sentences.
35:20
Testecleese: Yeah, I don't think she was trying to make a point, I think she was trying to get extra votes in.
35:25
Testecleese: Because if you were trying to make a point, you would have registered the dog.
35:29
Testecleese: And then reported it, and not cast a vote with the dog, right?
35:33
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
35:36
Testecleese: And this is something that's been brought up, especially with the dead people voting, that they keep telling us isn't happening.
35:42
Testecleese: And it's like, I remember, was it,
35:44
Testecleese: Yeah, 2016, more people voted in Massachusetts than lived in Massachusetts.
35:49
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's not… that's not possible.
35:51
Testecleese: They're like, no, no, all these are legitimate votes, like, that's more than the popula…
35:55
Testecleese: First of all, what are the odds you get 100% turnout, right?
35:58
Brian McFadden: Never.
36:00
Testecleese: Yeah, let alone 110% turnout, so are people voting twice? Or, you know?
36:07
Testecleese: Or the dead voting.
36:10
Brian McFadden: Better vote, of course.
36:12
Testecleese: I mean, it's possible, it goes back a long way, there's a lot of dead people there, I mean, like, Paul Revere, you know, all them.
36:20
Testecleese: Boston has a lot of history, and Plymouth too, you know?
36:25
Testecleese: Which is funny, we talk about the history of Boston.
36:28
Testecleese: you know, or the United States. Oh yeah, the big dig was such a big problem when they put the highway underground in Boston, because every time they dug a hole, they found an arrowhead or a crate of tea.
36:37
Testecleese: They're gonna say, yes. And in Crete, every time they dig a hole, they find ancient ruins from 4th and.
36:42
Brian McFadden: 4,000 each.
36:43
Testecleese: years ago, and throw them over the fence in the neighbor's yard, so it's their problem.
36:51
Testecleese: Huh, alright.
36:56
Testecleese: Let's talk about Jasmine Crockett, Brian.
36:58
Brian McFadden: Ugh.
36:59
Brian McFadden: Funny news! Wow.
37:01
Testecleese: Huh?
37:02
Brian McFadden: Exciting news!
37:03
Testecleese: Always.
37:04
Brian McFadden: He's going to be running for Senate.
37:07
Brian McFadden: In this great state of Texas.
37:10
Testecleese: You know why, right?
37:13
Brian McFadden: To keep her public persona out.
37:16
Testecleese: Well, yeah, her district no longer exists.
37:22
Testecleese: like, the federal courts passed Texas' new redistricting.
37:28
Testecleese: Rockets District doesn't exist the way it did, there's no way she could win.
37:33
Testecleese: But, she's saying… that she has a chance to turn red Texas blue.
37:41
Testecleese: running for Senate, the same way Mom Donnie won in a Democrat state, and it's like.
37:46
Testecleese: First of all, he was in a city.
37:48
Brian McFadden: That votes communist and Democrat anyway.
37:51
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
37:55
Testecleese: What was this word, salad one? I don't remember which one this one was. She said a bunch of dumb stuff.
38:00
Testecleese: Poison, Democrat vote, Senate… Oh my god. Oh, this is when…
38:07
Testecleese: Okay. This is when they were asking about the Latin voters, and how they vote 55% Trump.
38:13
Testecleese: They said all, you know, all those people in Texas, there's a bunch of them.
38:17
Testecleese: the Latin dudes are gonna vote against you, and she's like, oh, that's because they have slave mentalities.
38:22
Testecleese: And it's like, no, bitch!
38:24
Testecleese: They left their shitty situation.
38:27
Testecleese: Okay? Even if they came here illegally, at least they left this shitty state. They didn't just stay there and get whipped. Okay?
38:37
Testecleese: she said some of the dumbest stuff, and she said it in too many words, she just sounded stupid. And then she went out.
38:45
Testecleese: and challenged, the Republicans, or anyone, to find any example of, the Democrats calling for any kind of violence, because she was talking about right-wing rhetoric.
38:57
Testecleese: And, oh my goodness, did the, the Republican Party online respond.
39:04
Testecleese: There's so many good ones.
39:07
Testecleese: Not only are we gonna punch back, but we about to beat you down, is a quote from her.
39:13
Testecleese: But she said, I literally have never said anything to invoke violence. I challenged someone to go find a clip of a Democrat invoking violence.
39:21
Testecleese: And, oh my goodness, it's great. It goes back to Biden's Secretary of Commerce, Gina Riamondo, from 2024 of September, saying, let's extinguish him for good, referring to Trump.
39:36
Testecleese: Maxine Waters, when we said, make sure we show up in their face, get in their face, tell them they're not welcome here anywhere.
39:42
Testecleese: Right. Hakeem Jeffries suggested, to fellow travelers back in January that when it comes to Trump, we're going to fight it legislatively, we're going to fight it in the courts, and we're gonna fight it in the streets.
39:54
Testecleese: Swalwell, when they go low, we're gonna bury them below the Capitol. It goes on and on, there's pages of this.
40:02
Testecleese: But they keep saying the right wing is… the violent Trump said, fight like hell. It's like, you said assassinate the man!
40:07
Testecleese: You know?
40:09
Testecleese: And then called him Hitler, and that's why you should assassinate him.
40:14
Testecleese: And for the love of God, how many people online were cheering?
40:17
Testecleese: when Trump got shot at and saying, man, if only his aim was a little bit better.
40:23
Brian McFadden: Oh.
40:25
Testecleese: Yeah.
40:27
Testecleese: Dear God.
40:29
Testecleese: anyway, yeah, like I said, she was talking about New York.
40:35
Testecleese: And Mom Donnie is proof that she's gonna win in Texas.
40:39
Testecleese: It's like, okay, that makes perfect sense.
40:41
Brian McFadden: No, it doesn't. Doesn't make any sense at all.
40:44
Testecleese: Yeah, but now Mom Donnie's gone, and appointed a… Convict?
40:51
Testecleese: And the transition team, you know, to take… take office.
40:55
Testecleese: And see if I can't… I don't remember exactly what it was. I want to say it was larceny, but maybe not.
41:01
Testecleese: Dear God. See, they… why do they always bury the damn lead in all these stories?
41:09
Testecleese: Black and Barack, you know, gun violence prevention, legislation, advocacy, Yeah, yeah.
41:16
Testecleese: You know, two armed robberies of taxi drivers. It's literally… God, it's like the last sentence in the article. Why don't you tell us what he's been convicted of first, right?
41:26
Brian McFadden: Yeah, no, no, no, that's not how it works. Because if the average reader is gonna get bored after the first two paragraphs.
41:35
Testecleese: That's why you're supposed to put the big news in the first paragraph.
41:38
Brian McFadden: So that's how I was taught journalism, but that's not…
41:40
Testecleese: I took a journalism quest, right?
41:42
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but that's not what they do.
41:43
Testecleese: When and how go in the first paragraph, right?
41:46
Brian McFadden: Oh, not anymore. That goes in the last paragraph on page 28.
41:50
Testecleese: And the idea was, you're only gonna read 2 or 3 paragraphs unless it's extra interesting.
41:55
Testecleese: Because… and that's the thing, is you're getting less reads now.
42:01
Testecleese: But yeah, the guy's an armed robber, and you put him in charge of the transition team to take over New York City.
42:08
Testecleese: Well, I mean, second chances and all, I guess, but you couldn't find anyone better?
42:15
Brian McFadden: Well, he's making a point, so he doesn't care about anyone better.
42:20
Testecleese: I guess so.
42:21
Testecleese: And now he's saying that, telling people how to avoid getting picked up by ISIS is American as apple pie.
42:29
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
42:30
Testecleese: No!
42:33
Testecleese: No! Where are people getting this stuff from?
42:38
Testecleese: Like, I swear, listening to a Democrat fucking quote the Constitution is like listening to, an atheist quote the Bible.
42:47
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
42:47
Testecleese: don't really know what they're saying. They don't know what it means.
42:51
Brian McFadden: No.
42:56
Brian McFadden: Definitely not.
42:58
Testecleese: Did… did anyone… has anyone told these people that lying to a federal agent… these are not police officers, these are federal agents.
43:06
Brian McFadden: Right.
43:06
Testecleese: And lying to a federal agent IS a crime.
43:10
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
43:11
Testecleese: Like, you can, in fact, go to prison for lying to a federal agent.
43:16
Brian McFadden: Yep.
43:17
Testecleese: Maybe they need to stop walking people up who are like, no, I don't know where Juan is, and Juan's in their kitchen. Maybe you should arrest them, too.
43:26
Testecleese: Just like I said, we should…
43:28
Testecleese: Seize the businesses of people found knowingly, employing illegal immigrants.
43:35
Brian McFadden: Right. Seize the business off… auction off the pieces of it to their competitors.
43:41
Testecleese: Speaking of seizing stuff, dear God, we got a big one when it comes down to war tonight.
43:48
Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, big time.
43:51
Testecleese: This is interesting, did you share this one?
43:54
Testecleese: the DOT in New York, or the DOT talking about New York City?
43:59
Brian McFadden: - I didn't share that.
44:00
Testecleese: Okay. The Department of Transportation is talking about withdrawing $73 million of funding to New York.
44:06
Brian McFadden: Didn't they try to do that in California already for the same thing?
44:10
Testecleese: Well… They found… well, that's still in pro… process. We'll see how that goes.
44:16
Testecleese: More than half of the CDL drivers in New York, licensed out of New York, We're American citizens.
44:25
Testecleese: Less than half.
44:30
Testecleese: Dear God, dude!
44:36
Testecleese: the… This…
44:40
Testecleese: What we need to do is, like, I don't know, one of these big news networks needs to make it a point of covering every single situation they can of a semi-driver
44:49
Testecleese: That's not a citizen.
44:52
Brian McFadden: They're not gonna do that.
44:55
Testecleese: I don't know.
44:56
Testecleese: We saw… how much did we see about all these people getting run over by, trains in New York before Hochul deployed the National Guard?
45:07
Testecleese: which I… I still laugh once again.
45:11
Testecleese: Crime got out of control, New York City deployed the National Guard, and now they're upset that the president wants to deploy the National Guard because crime's gotten out of control.
45:19
Brian McFadden: Right.
45:23
Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know where I-5 is.
45:26
Brian McFadden: California.
45:27
Testecleese: But.
45:27
Brian McFadden: It's the major highway, it's like I-95 on the west coast. It runs all the way from.
45:32
Testecleese: Oh, okay.
45:32
Brian McFadden: Y'all the way up to, washington State.
45:36
Brian McFadden: I've driven it many times.
45:39
Testecleese: a semi-driver, without a CDL license or insurance was arrested after injury on Thursday.
45:47
Brian McFadden: Seems to me like… The people that hired him should…
45:52
Brian McFadden: have a problem with this, too, you know? How did he get behind the wheel of a semi? Did he steal the semi?
45:59
Testecleese: Yeah, he didn't even have a license, and by the… oh, and by the way, he was Mexican, too.
46:04
Brian McFadden: Of course.
46:05
Testecleese: So, Nautis is, and didn't even get a fake license. This guy didn't even… didn't even friggin' go get the.
46:10
Brian McFadden: Was he driving a Mexican truck across the border?
46:15
Testecleese: I doubt it, but maybe.
46:20
Brian McFadden: It was a… it is in Washington State, so…
46:23
Testecleese: So it said you didn't have a CDL in Mexico, either.
46:26
Brian McFadden: Okay, okay, well.
46:28
Testecleese: So…
46:29
Brian McFadden: But in Mexico, they may just let anybody drive a truck without CDL.
46:33
Testecleese: Maybe, but that's scary.
46:35
Brian McFadden: When he crosses the border, his credentials will be checked.
46:39
Testecleese: Yeah, that's a… how long is everyone gonna wait in line at the border if they're checking the license of every truck driver coming… well, I guess, their own couple lanes.
46:51
Testecleese: Oh my god.
46:53
Testecleese: Alright.
46:56
Testecleese: Minnesota college officials physically blo… oh, yeah.
47:03
Brian McFadden: Minnesota just wants to be… Block ice.
47:05
Testecleese: What's that?
47:06
Brian McFadden: Hey, Minnesota just wants to be in the news all the time now.
47:11
Testecleese: Yeah, they're trying to catch up with Virginia, I guess.
47:14
Brian McFadden: They're doing a pretty good job.
47:17
Testecleese: But yeah, they, they blocked… they physically blocked ICE agents.
47:21
Testecleese: To shield an illegal registered sex offender student.
47:25
Testecleese: Through zero?
47:25
Brian McFadden: How'd that go for the college students, college officials? I'm sure they were arrested, too.
47:32
Testecleese: That's an excellent question, Brian. This is your article, because it's… I'm assuming, because it's the Bo Snurdly report, the Daily BS.
47:40
Testecleese: Apparently, they believe its campus policies outranked federal law. Augsburg University found itself under harsh national spotlight.
47:51
Testecleese: After the Department of Homeland Security revealed that campus officially actively interfered with Immigration and Customs Enforcement during the arrest of Jesus.
48:00
Testecleese: Socedo, Portillo, An illegal alien, registered sex offender, and convicted impaired driver.
48:06
Brian McFadden: They were using Campton Security to… to block ice.
48:13
Testecleese: Yeah, well, I hope they were all arrested.
48:18
Testecleese: Because that's ridiculous.
48:22
Testecleese: And no, just constantly standing in the way, doing the, I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, that's bullshit for 5-year-olds. No one in real life believes that.
48:31
Brian McFadden: Well, the university president swears up and down.
48:35
Brian McFadden: that, ICE didn't have a warrant.
48:38
Brian McFadden: claim it was contradicted by DHS. Does it matter?
48:42
Brian McFadden: And, they're saying that… Campus…
48:49
Brian McFadden: The rules of the campus supersede the federal government, so we'll see how that plays out in court.
48:55
Testecleese: Oh, is that why you're allowed to beat the fuck out of Jews on campus?
48:59
Testecleese: At, like, Harvard and Mizzou?
49:02
Testecleese: That must make perfect sense why they're allowed to do that.
49:07
Testecleese: Yeah, and even if you think that the…
49:09
Testecleese: I'm sure you were taught this as you were getting old enough to go out of the house alone, probably around the time you got a driver's license.
49:17
Testecleese: Do what the fuck the cops say. Yeah. Because if the cops are wrong, it'll be found out later. If you get into a fight with the cops, you might get shot.
49:23
Brian McFadden: Nope,
49:25
Testecleese: Or at least do something you're definitely gonna go to jail for.
49:31
Testecleese: I just… I can't imagine being the fucking idiot who just has to stand there and block ice, be like, I'm gonna go to prison for this, like…
49:37
Brian McFadden: The university president tell him to do it, so…
49:39
Testecleese: I'd quit my job in a heartbeat, like, no way am I stopping federal agents from doing their job.
49:45
Testecleese: It's like, I'm unarmed. You won't even let me have a taser. He's got an M4, you know?
49:51
Brian McFadden: Right.
49:52
Testecleese: Correct.
49:53
Testecleese: You won't let me carry pepper spray!
49:57
Brian McFadden: Because pepper spray is illegal on campus.
50:00
Testecleese: Episbury's illegal in international warfare.
50:04
Brian McFadden: Commercial Word, Azure.
50:07
Testecleese: What's that?
50:08
Brian McFadden: Unless you're a DoorDasher and you put it on people's food you're delivering to.
50:12
Testecleese: Someone did that?
50:13
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
50:14
Testecleese: That's vicious.
50:16
Testecleese: That's… that's funny, because I mentioned Nick Fuentes earlier, but… and you mentioned DoorDash.
50:22
Testecleese: He's actually right now, facing charges. Oh, it wasn't Doorge, actually, it was some rando who came up and, like, pounded on his door and started screaming at him.
50:31
Testecleese: He pepper sprayed her in the face, and just pushed her down his front steps and closed and locked the door.
50:37
Brian McFadden: Probably not the way to handle that, but it's pretty funny.
50:43
Testecleese: Anyway, back on ice.
50:47
Testecleese: Who's our fav… who's our favorite illegal immigrant in the United States?
50:50
Brian McFadden: Oh, he's supposed to be in 5 different countries right now.
50:54
Testecleese: Oh my god, I thought it was…
50:55
Brian McFadden: So in America, and now he's free!
50:59
Testecleese: Why now?
51:01
Brian McFadden: I don't know, because somebody said, hey, you know, he's gotta be free. The federal judge said it, and all of a sudden, the Trump administration agreed with him.
51:12
Testecleese: But hasn't this guy got, like, 3 or 4 orders of deportation, and, like, 2 of them he agreed to?
51:18
Brian McFadden: Yeah, and then he's also, a suspected MS-13…
51:24
Brian McFadden: gang member, which he swears up and down, he's not, so…
51:27
Testecleese: And human trafficker.
51:31
Testecleese: That's what got him on the radar, was him driving back and forth across the border with a van full of people.
51:37
Brian McFadden: Well, you don't have to be MS-13 to do that, you know?
51:40
Testecleese: No, but I missed 13.
51:41
Brian McFadden: They're relatives.
51:42
Testecleese: But MS-13 has been known to have been doing that lately, to bring their gang into this country and set up shop and take over buildings and city blocks.
51:49
Brian McFadden: That's never happened. There's no proof of that.
51:53
Testecleese: Okay, it happened, but it was only a little bit. Oh, okay, well, you know what, it's happening.
51:57
Brian McFadden: They only happen in Colorado.
51:59
Testecleese: But it's a good thing.
52:00
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, that's… that apartment complex is much better off with MS-13 in charge.
52:05
Testecleese: Yeah. Me too.
52:07
Testecleese: I remember, I actually remember when this happened, I actually said that, I was like, it's not happening. Okay, it's only happening a little bit, but it's not that big a deal. Okay, it's widespread, but it's a good thing, you know? We did this on purpose. It seems… they're still doing that same formula, I don't know if you've noticed.
52:22
Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, it worked! So why not keep it up? It works!
52:26
Testecleese: Yeah, well, I mean, that's exactly what just happened with the truck drivers. They're not driving trucks. And then, a handful show up in the news, like, okay, but it's only a couple. And now it's been so many, like, yeah, but you know what? How many of them are driving that aren't wrecking, and how much less money are we paying for our goods because they're driving the trucks? And it's like.
52:42
Brian McFadden: Done! Because, just because they're not getting paid the same amount, the trucking companies are still charging the same amount.
52:51
Testecleese: Yeah, the rich people make more money instead of the American citizens that could be driving the truck instead.
52:57
Testecleese: Shit!
52:59
Testecleese: A fucking cot farm with child slaves, dude!
53:04
Testecleese: It was crazy! That blew my mind!
53:07
Testecleese: And that just went away. No one cared.
53:13
Testecleese: Oh, my mistake, I put the… share the social media in here twice, I guess.
53:20
Testecleese: My mistake.
53:22
Testecleese: So, Tim Walls was asked about these Somalis.
53:28
Testecleese: with all the fraud that they did, because during COVID and everything.
53:32
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
53:34
Testecleese: And he immediately started blaming white people.
53:38
Testecleese: He's like, oh, white, white dudes commit plenty of crimes, and, you know, we do something about that. It's like, you DO something about the white guys committing the crimes.
53:46
Brian McFadden: It is white.
53:48
Brian McFadden: Isn't it Tim Walls White?
53:50
Testecleese: Yeah, he's a white guy who eats white guy tacos.
53:55
Brian McFadden: Or should I say Coach Walls?
53:57
Testecleese: Yeah, I would not… I would not call that guy coach. I bet his football team…
54:06
Testecleese: I bet the cheerleaders win in the Powder Puff game.
54:09
Testecleese: You guys had Powder Puff when you were a kid, right?
54:13
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
54:14
Testecleese: Yeah, I bet his team loses on the Powderpuff game to the cheerleaders.
54:18
Brian McFadden: Probably.
54:23
Testecleese: Yeah, so, the small…
54:25
Brian McFadden: Police aren't supposed to be held accountable for fraud.
54:29
Brian McFadden: But, you know…
54:30
Testecleese: Talk about it.
54:30
Brian McFadden: But there… there… we don't have it in here, but I saw another article today that there's, like.
54:35
Brian McFadden: three states that are involved in fraud now. Maine being another one that's been accused of Massive fraud.
54:45
Testecleese: Yeah, I saw a couple. Massachusetts was involved.
54:49
Testecleese: They're probably in that article, actually, I'm not sure.
54:54
Testecleese: Or in one of these articles somewhere.
54:56
Brian McFadden: Interesting. Massachusetts, Maine, and Minnesota. What do they all have in common?
55:02
Testecleese: They all start with M.
55:04
Brian McFadden: Well, that is one, yeah.
55:07
Brian McFadden: And they're all run by Democrats.
55:12
Testecleese: Massachusetts got approved to redistrict their congressional distrusting maps.
55:18
Brian McFadden: So how many… they're getting rid of all the Republicans?
55:22
Testecleese: Yes, but they've already done that, that's right.
55:25
Brian McFadden: That's what I'm saying!
55:28
Testecleese: I laughed so… and everyone goes…
55:31
Brian McFadden: I'm like…
55:33
Testecleese: You guys don't even know how your own state votes?
55:35
Brian McFadden: They're gonna have negative Republicans in office. Negative numbers.
55:44
Testecleese: Yeah, Calvi.
55:46
Testecleese: Michigan, you lose our… yeah, Michigan. Montana, you lose one.
55:50
Testecleese: Just don't get to put a guy in office.
55:53
Brian McFadden: Well, I think their idea of redistricting in Massachusetts is they're gonna create more seats for Democrats.
56:00
Testecleese: But how? It's one congressional person for each so many citizens.
56:07
Brian McFadden: Like, realistically, all they could do now is decide how far left it's gonna be, or…
56:13
Testecleese: Or accidentally pop out a Republican where they think it's gonna go far left, but it won't.
56:18
Brian McFadden: Right.
56:19
Testecleese: Which will make me laugh my ass off.
56:23
Testecleese: If Massachusetts, at the midterms, gets a Republican Congress member.
56:30
Testecleese: Alright.
56:33
Testecleese: Minnesota.
56:35
Testecleese: This is hilarious.
56:39
Testecleese: Minnesota has to pay the $250 million for the welfare fraud.
56:45
Testecleese: And again, for the cleanup costs, I'm not sure exactly.
56:48
Brian McFadden: Those taxpayers of Minnesota.
56:51
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. The taxpayers have to pay for this fraud, because it has to come out of the coffers.
56:58
Testecleese: Here we go. In the wake of a years-long $250 million welfare fraud scheme, Minnesota taxpayers will now finance a pricey state-level cleanup effort, effectively paying for the failure twice after state officials missed repeated warnings.
57:16
Testecleese: quarter… Billion dollars.
57:19
Brian McFadden: That's a hell of a lot of money.
57:23
Testecleese: And it's funny, why don't we have free health insurance?
57:27
Testecleese: Maybe if we weren't giving a quarter billion dollars just to Minnesota for rich people to stuff in their pockets, claiming they have 60 sick kids.
57:36
Testecleese: Not if we're gonna fund 3 or 4 foreign wars at a time, And…
57:43
Testecleese: I'm not for universal healthcare, personally.
57:46
Testecleese: But I would not be opposed to, like.
57:50
Testecleese: more than what's required right now. Right now, if you're dying, the hospital cannot say no.
57:55
Brian McFadden: No. You're just gonna be in debt the rest of your life.
57:58
Testecleese: I'm not opposed to saying, if you're dying, you don't have to pay for that.
58:03
Testecleese: I'm say… I wanna say, if you break your arm.
58:06
Testecleese: we'll cover it as the taxpayer. But…
58:09
Testecleese: We have to stop spending all this money overseas if we want to pull something like that off.
58:14
Brian McFadden: Yeah, and Trump's been trying to do that.
58:16
Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, basically the reason why all these European nations can do it is because we're… we've been covering their defense.
58:22
Brian McFadden: Yeah, did you see the… I don't think it's in here, but, some representative, is putting in a motion through the government to pull out a NATO.
58:33
Testecleese: Who? You don't know which country?
58:36
Brian McFadden: Us! He wants the United States to lead NATO.
58:41
Testecleese: I think that's more of a threat.
58:44
Testecleese: I think this is a tactic to get… NATO.
58:47
Brian McFadden: NATO was, created to, protect Europe from Russia, United, the United Soviets, you know, the USSR, the USSR…
58:58
Testecleese: Soviet social.
58:59
Brian McFadden: anymore, so there's no reason for the U.S. to be part of NATO.
59:06
Testecleese: I can understand that, and then just be allies with NATO.
59:10
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but we wouldn't be… subject to Article 5 anymore.
59:17
Testecleese: Yeah!
59:18
Testecleese: I understand that logic, but I also wonder how differently the Second World War would have turned out.
59:25
Testecleese: had we got involved before Japan, attack Pearl Harbor.
59:30
Testecleese: Like.
59:31
Testecleese: We only went to war with Germany because Germany declared war on the United States after the United States declared war on Japan.
59:41
Testecleese: I'm just wondering, had we got involved earlier, if LAPS might have been saved, or if it would have been…
59:47
Testecleese: More lives lost in more of a traditional trench warfare style.
59:51
Brian McFadden: I don't know.
59:53
Testecleese: I got… I think Wapo's here, I'm not sure.
59:56
Brian McFadden: Combined.
59:57
Testecleese: Alright.
59:58
El Guapo: I hear. Can you hear me?
59:59
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:00:01
El Guapo: Okay.
1:00:02
El Guapo: Oh, my camera's not working.
1:00:05
Brian McFadden: Because that new laptop you got…
1:00:07
Testecleese: He doesn't have his hair on. You got a new laptop?
1:00:09
El Guapo: No!
1:00:10
Brian McFadden: I'm joking!
1:00:12
El Guapo: Normally, Brian do.
1:00:16
Testecleese: Oh, shit, he's got a webcam set up somewhere besides on top of his computer, like.
1:00:22
Brian McFadden: No way, let me look at this.
1:00:24
Testecleese: I just saw the back of his computer.
1:00:26
El Guapo: Yeah, the laptop is over.
1:00:29
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:00:29
Brian McFadden: I got my camera sitting on top of my computer. Your cell phone is camera, right?
1:00:33
El Guapo: No, I got a camera separate.
1:00:36
Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
1:00:37
Testecleese: As I… as I come down… oops.
1:00:39
El Guapo: Oops.
1:00:40
Brian McFadden: That's not real.
1:00:43
Testecleese: No. That's definitely not, because it's… well, no, it's that fake Delta.
1:00:46
Brian McFadden: Tobacco pipe.
1:00:48
Testecleese: I've smoked tobacco out of glass plenty of times.
1:00:51
Brian McFadden: That's what you're supposed to do.
1:00:54
El Guapo: My fly swatter.
1:00:55
Brian McFadden: That's why you, you…
1:00:56
Testecleese: Mine's electric.
1:00:57
Brian McFadden: You got flies in, this time of year?
1:01:01
El Guapo: Fruit flies and stuff.
1:01:02
Brian McFadden: Why do you have fruit flies?
1:01:03
Testecleese: Because he hasn't taken his cans out yet?
1:01:06
Brian McFadden: I'm about to…
1:01:06
El Guapo: Potatoes and stuff.
1:01:07
Testecleese: Oh, okay.
1:01:09
Brian McFadden: I tried to have baked potato a couple nights ago, and I'm like, honey.
1:01:14
Brian McFadden: We can plant these potatoes now.
1:01:18
Testecleese: The other night, I had a sirloin steak, baked potato, and a salad.
1:01:24
El Guapo: Nice.
1:01:25
Testecleese: oh my god, it was so good! I was like, oh, it's a nice fatty cut. I was like.
1:01:30
Brian McFadden: Oh, you didn't have any cream cheese on your baked potato.
1:01:33
Testecleese: No, I do not cheese my taters.
1:01:36
Brian McFadden: There's a reason for that.
1:01:37
Testecleese: I can have a little bit of dairy. I just had to pick and choose one, and that's not a time for cheese. I can do butter, peppers, onions, and bacon.
1:01:45
Testecleese: You know what I'm going crazy on now? Salads, dude. I put, like…
1:01:49
El Guapo: Especially for stuff.
1:01:51
Testecleese: And yeah, and throw some, some chicken, like, leftover chicken from last night on it.
1:01:56
El Guapo: No, I got some nuts, and I could go crazy with my salad, dude, corn, whatever, beans.
1:02:03
Testecleese: I put a lot of stuff in there, but not corn. I'll put, like, peppers and corn in there.
1:02:06
Brian McFadden: Turn on his salad.
1:02:07
El Guapo: Oh, dude, I love streetcorn.
1:02:10
Testecleese: Ma- it's maize!
1:02:17
Brian McFadden: So, even, what about…
1:02:19
Testecleese: The other Virginia guy shows up after we talked about the dispensary show in Virginia soon, and the pot in Virginia. As we get to the dispensaries…
1:02:28
Brian McFadden: Missouri and Minnesota! They've got… They're placing a supply shortage after legalization.
1:02:36
Testecleese: Their policies… their policies they put in place make it almost impossible.
1:02:42
Brian McFadden: That's probably what's gonna happen in Virginia, too, when it comes right down to it.
1:02:45
Testecleese: They're saying some of these farms that have permits from Minnesota to, like, grow this stuff have just a massive back stock just sitting in storage because they can't… they can't just drive a truck out and deliver it.
1:02:57
El Guapo: Oh, and didn't Trump just schedule them to schedule 3 jobs?
1:03:01
Brian McFadden: Talking about it, the hasn't been lowered yet.
1:03:03
El Guapo: Oh.
1:03:04
Testecleese: That's gonna be down in the same category as caffeine if it goes through.
1:03:08
El Guapo: So, what does that mean, like, for CDL drivers?
1:03:11
Brian McFadden: I mean…
1:03:11
El Guapo: A friend, ask it for a friend.
1:03:13
Brian McFadden: I don't think that your CDL rules are gonna change, but it'll mean that the product will be federally taxed. That's what it's all about, is federal taxation.
1:03:24
El Guapo: All that money sitting around.
1:03:27
Brian McFadden: And it'll also make it easier on the dispensaries, because then they'll be able to use the federal banking system
1:03:34
Brian McFadden: To, do their cast.
1:03:36
El Guapo: More money to get taxed, too.
1:03:39
Testecleese: That's fine!
1:03:40
Testecleese: Well, geez, you keep inviting more and more people, huh?
1:03:43
Brian McFadden: I invited him when I didn't think he was… the other one was coming, so…
1:03:47
Testecleese: Alright. For training…
1:03:48
Brian McFadden: Party! I didn't invite her.
1:03:52
Testecleese: It's got enough going on for a while, huh?
1:03:54
Brian McFadden: Yep. Oh, Jesus.
1:03:55
Testecleese: Christy side.
1:03:57
Brian McFadden: Ivan!
1:03:57
El Guapo: Is that another… down under.
1:04:02
Ron Pascoe: Well, he hasn't destroy it, bud.
1:04:03
Brian McFadden: This is what happens when you're down under, you're sideways.
1:04:07
Brian McFadden: Look like a French kid, but only down under.
1:04:12
Testecleese: So, by the way…
1:04:14
Testecleese: Okay, so I watched First Blood again, because, like I said, every week we mention a movie.
1:04:21
Brian McFadden: What a great movie this film was.
1:04:23
El Guapo: And of course.
1:04:24
Testecleese: coolest the way you guys are just talking to him. Now I have to watch Tom Selleck's Quigley Down Under.
1:04:31
El Guapo: I saw it the other day, it was good, dude.
1:04:33
Testecleese: Jeez.
1:04:35
Testecleese: But yeah, it's funny, after you mentioned First Blood, it's not showing up in my feed on my streaming service.
1:04:40
Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
1:04:41
El Guapo: Hey, hey, is it a Christmas movie, yes or no?
1:04:44
Testecleese: If Die Hard counts, then this counts, and…
1:04:47
Brian McFadden: I can't figure out where to watch Die Hard for Christmas, I don't know what streaming service it's on.
1:04:51
El Guapo: Prime! Do Prime! Prime and show… oh, you got Prime?
1:04:54
Ron Pascoe: They're fine.
1:04:56
Brian McFadden: I don't think it's on Prime!
1:04:59
Ron Pascoe: I'll be on Disney.
1:05:01
Testecleese: Might be, I don't know, I just know that I have it, because it keeps showing my suggested stuff when I'm at home screen.
1:05:07
Testecleese: But we don't have cable or satellite, we just have streaming service.
1:05:13
Testecleese: Don't you.
1:05:16
El Guapo: What? No, I was talking about Starlink, but…
1:05:19
Testecleese: Well, it's convenient, because I can take my Fire Stick with me.
1:05:23
Testecleese: and have all of my same services with me when I'm on vacation or something, you know?
1:05:30
Testecleese: Or, shit, come downstairs, down here, plug it into my computer, and watch something I don't want the kids watching. You're like, I wanna watch Showgirls or something, which… I just dated myself.
1:05:39
Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's on Prime.
1:05:41
Brian McFadden: I can watch it in 4K on Prime.
1:05:45
Testecleese: Yeah, you can… no, okay.
1:05:47
Testecleese: It'll say 4K, but it'll still only be whatever it was recorded in.
1:05:51
Brian McFadden: It definitely wasn't recorded in 4K in the end.
1:05:57
Testecleese: It's at 88, like, 92, maybe?
1:06:00
Brian McFadden: Let me look, I got it up on IMDb right now.
1:06:03
Testecleese: That was… that was a long time ago.
1:06:05
Brian McFadden: 1988, the year after I graduated from high school!
1:06:11
Testecleese: You graduated high school in 88?
1:06:13
Brian McFadden: 87.
1:06:15
Testecleese: Oh my god, I was 6.
1:06:18
Brian McFadden: We've had this conversation before! I'm old as dirt!
1:06:25
Testecleese: point out, Brian is this old, but he did nothing during slavery, okay?
1:06:31
Brian McFadden: No.
1:06:35
Testecleese: That's despicable and deplorable.
1:06:38
Testecleese: Alright.
1:06:40
Testecleese: Whew. Why would we talk about Minnesota still?
1:06:43
Testecleese: Mike Lindell, the MyPillow guy!
1:06:47
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:06:48
Testecleese: is running for a governor as a Republican.
1:06:52
Brian McFadden: I don't even know if he'll make it past the primary.
1:06:56
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, you're right.
1:06:59
Testecleese: I don't know. Wasn't he involved in some kind of scandal recently?
1:07:03
El Guapo: It was…
1:07:05
Brian McFadden: He was part of the… the, he was part of… he was one of the big people that…
1:07:11
Testecleese: denying.
1:07:12
Brian McFadden: Yeah, the election denier, yeah, he was huge on it. He was all over the… anybody that listened to him, he talked about the Dominion voting machines and stuff, so…
1:07:22
El Guapo: Yeah, I think he got sued for that, too.
1:07:23
Brian McFadden: Oh, he got… yeah, he pretty much lost everything over it.
1:07:27
Testecleese: They didn't Alex Jones him, but they did get him pretty good.
1:07:31
Brian McFadden: I mean, he lost all his, MyPillows in the actual stores. You can only buy them online again, you know, he had contracts with all the major retailers for MyPillow.
1:07:43
Testecleese: he's doing a lot of, codes he's doing to podcasters now, like, paying them to put their code out there, like, you know, go there and use promo code, you know, Jeffrey and Brian, you know?
1:07:52
Brian McFadden: Can we get him to… can we get him as a sponsor?
1:07:55
Testecleese: Maybe we'll shoot him a message, I'm sure we… if… from what I've heard, most of these places that do that will give you back, like, 10% of what they bring in from your… people that use your link.
1:08:05
Brian McFadden: So it's like an Amazon affiliate link.
1:08:08
Testecleese: Kinda.
1:08:10
Brian McFadden: Wish we can set that up, too.
1:08:12
Testecleese: There you go.
1:08:13
Brian McFadden: Anytime you buy something on Amazon, we get a piece of the pie.
1:08:17
Testecleese: We just have to keep plugging Amazon for everyone, or… or you and I use the Jeffrey and Brian Show every time we buy shit.
1:08:23
Brian McFadden: I'll see you.
1:08:26
Testecleese: use that to pay for the show storage.
1:08:29
Ron Pascoe: I'll save you drinking Bud Light every episode, mate.
1:08:33
Testecleese: I got a big giant bug.
1:08:34
Brian McFadden: He's got Bud Light, he's just waiting for you to show up to drink it.
1:08:38
Testecleese: Amber!
1:08:38
Ron Pascoe: brother.
1:08:39
Testecleese: I just sold 50 ounces of silver when it was almost 60 bucks an ounce. I'm okay for a little while. Brian, I gave you a nice chunk to pay for the show, didn't I?
1:08:49
Brian McFadden: Half.
1:08:51
Testecleese: I thought I gave you a 55, but either way, maybe it was only 50.
1:08:55
Brian McFadden: It was 54. It's 108.
1:08:57
Testecleese: sake.
1:08:58
Testecleese: Cool. Oh, my mistake, I didn't realize. Well, that's right, I just clicked on whatever you said, because you sent… you asked for so much, I was like, that's…
1:09:04
Brian McFadden: Oh, that's where I screwed up.
1:09:07
Brian McFadden: It'll be 108 next time!
1:09:11
Testecleese: Oh yeah, Guabo, I think you'd appreciate this, man. A week or so ago, I went out, drove two and a half.
1:09:18
Brian McFadden: I was telling him about this, yeah.
1:09:20
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:09:23
Testecleese: dumped, I think it was 50, yeah, 50 ounces of silver.
1:09:26
El Guapo: Damn.
1:09:27
Testecleese: when it was, like, $58.56 an ounce. I ended up getting about 47 bucks an ounce, because, you know, you're not gonna get…
1:09:35
El Guapo: Yeah, you're not gonna get a spot price.
1:09:36
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. But dude, last time I bought silver, I paid $35 an ounce.
1:09:42
El Guapo: Goddamn, man.
1:09:44
El Guapo: I remember when I was buying, like, for $22 an hour.
1:09:47
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's how I was buying it, yeah.
1:09:48
Testecleese: You were jumping on it, weren't you?
1:09:51
El Guapo: No, no, I just.
1:09:53
Testecleese: And not that you wish you did.
1:09:55
El Guapo: I was bankrupt… I mean, I was going.
1:09:57
Brian McFadden: I got one ounce of silver at $20 an ounce, I still got it, I found it.
1:10:01
El Guapo: Mmm…
1:10:02
Testecleese: Yeah, and look how much it's worth now. I told… I was right, wasn't I? Yeah, I should have bought more. And Guapo… Guapo was right, too, and… but yeah, I thought he'd appreciate me going out there and cashing in at the high.
1:10:14
El Guapo: wait for the law. Oh, the other thing too, like…
1:10:16
El Guapo: A lot of people buy on the high and dump on low, which is kind of nonsense.
1:10:23
Testecleese: It's because, yeah, they sell…
1:10:25
Testecleese: panic, because they panic, oh, I don't want to lose more, but then as it goes up, they buy it, and it's like, it's already too late now.
1:10:31
El Guapo: Yeah, so…
1:10:32
Testecleese: Okay.
1:10:33
El Guapo: I would just have to wait for another dump. People just panic, like, let me…
1:10:36
Testecleese: It'll hap- yeah, it'll happen, don't worry. I'm gonna buy a bunch back when I get the chance. But yeah, I did this because I got a…
1:10:44
Testecleese: The wife moved some stuff from my house to the mother-in-law's house next door.
1:10:48
Testecleese: And she said something popped and the brakes didn't work, and I was like, great.
1:10:52
El Guapo: Hey, let me ask you this, hold on, before you change subject, do you have to pull, like, information that you sold that much silver, or
1:11:00
Brian McFadden: Yes.
1:11:01
Brian McFadden: Well, I went to…
1:11:02
Testecleese: One of those… it was… it was called, like.
1:11:04
El Guapo: The coin store.
1:11:05
Testecleese: treasure, or treasure chest, or something like that. Treasure chest is a strip shit.
1:11:09
Brian McFadden: That was, it doesn't exist anymore.
1:11:11
Testecleese: gone.
1:11:12
Brian McFadden: They've been in a Wawa!
1:11:16
Brian McFadden: It's great.
1:11:20
El Guapo: Restore, basically, or…
1:11:22
Testecleese: Well, I went to a place that bought silver and gold. Okay. That was what they did. No pawn shop, none of that.
1:11:28
Testecleese: He had me sign paperwork, like, you got this much at this rate.
1:11:32
Testecleese: And basically, that paperwork we're saying is, like, this is not a pawn shop, you cannot come back within 30 days and buy this back, this is ours.
1:11:38
Brian McFadden: Yeah, of course.
1:11:39
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:11:40
Testecleese: And then he asked me, he's like, would you like your paperwork?
1:11:43
Testecleese: And I said, what do I want that for?
1:11:45
Testecleese: And he said, for tax purposes. So I said, what do I want that for?
1:11:49
Testecleese: And he laughed.
1:11:51
Testecleese: I was like, that's why I asked for cash.
1:11:54
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
1:11:55
Testecleese: He did cut me a $1,000 check, then gave me the rest of cash, but I was like, a thousand bucks going into my account, IRS won't notice that unless I get audited, you know what I mean?
1:12:04
El Guapo: Well, I remember when I had to, like, sell some gold. I had the gold, little 1 tenth of an ounce.
1:12:11
El Guapo: And I got… I dropped, like, 10 of them, and I got $1,000 out of here to do no paperwork.
1:12:17
El Guapo: But another time that I went to dump some a little bit more gold, they're like, hey, we need information, like, oh…
1:12:22
Brian McFadden: Depends on where you go, probably, too.
1:12:24
Testecleese: In place, in place. No, no, that's fine. Let them have your info. Let them have your info, because that's just proving that they're not cheating the system. If they get audited, the IRS is not going to go to every single person they bought gold from.
1:12:37
El Guapo: So let them have that paperwork. That's fine. Yeah.
1:12:41
Testecleese: Especially if you're walking out with cash in hand.
1:12:44
Testecleese: Good luck catching me doing this shit, you know what I mean?
1:12:47
El Guapo: Dude, he got a machine, a sweet machine, the… some… I remember I was… I was there once, and this guy, like, hey, man, I got this necklace, I want to sell to you, like, okay, cool. He put it in this machine, it's like, I scan it to see how… how much silver was it.
1:13:01
El Guapo: They're like, oh yeah, it's 100% silver. You're like, what? That's badass. This is like a copy machine type of deal, just went… you know?
1:13:10
Testecleese: Err.
1:13:11
El Guapo: Yeah, he got another one that… like, you sell, like, a… something? He shoots, like, a…
1:13:17
El Guapo: ultrasound or something, I don't know what it is.
1:13:18
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:13:19
El Guapo: just, like, Riesel, yeah, this is sober, like…
1:13:22
Testecleese: rates.
1:13:23
El Guapo: It's like a… I don't know what it was, I forgot, but it was, like, years ago. In the same place, they got, like, one of the Rambo's knives, too, from the movie.
1:13:33
Testecleese: Yeah, the big K-bar with a…
1:13:34
El Guapo: Yeah, it'll be.
1:13:35
Testecleese: The double spine? Yeah, from the movie itself, like, he said… With the Shaw back?
1:13:40
El Guapo: Yeah, I forgot how much he was asking for, like, damn, that's badass, you know?
1:13:43
Testecleese: It's not like a point stop.
1:13:45
Testecleese: when I saw this shit, the guy just did a, an acid test. Like, he scraped it on that little chalkboard thing, put the acid on, and see if it turned colors. He's like, yep, pure silver. I was like, alright!
1:13:55
Testecleese: And he picked, like, 5 random pieces.
1:13:58
El Guapo: Huh.
1:13:59
Testecleese: She just seen the look on the dude's face, though. I was like, oh, I called you on the phone talking about silver a couple hours ago. He's like, I get a lot of that. I was like, alright.
1:14:06
El Guapo: Oh, dude, one time, I like to…
1:14:09
Testecleese: That's not pulling stuff out of my pockets, right?
1:14:12
Brian McFadden: Huh.
1:14:13
Testecleese: And he's like, oh, that's neat. Oh, that's cool, too. And then it's like, you're still pulling… that's a… those are 10-ounce bars. He's like, is that a stack of 5-ounce rounds? I was like, yup.
1:14:23
El Guapo: Yeah, apparently.
1:14:24
Testecleese: Like, I haven't seen that kind move in at one time in a long time.
1:14:27
El Guapo: I brought my kids with me one time, and the guy, the place I go to, he gave my kid one of the original toys, like, banter's toy, made in the U.S, like, I keep it this bad boy. Yeah, right?
1:14:41
Testecleese: It's still in the package.
1:14:43
Brian McFadden: No, it's like…
1:14:44
El Guapo: Actually, no, it's still… it's a car, the official price, but I mean, in the U.S, like, I keep it as bad boy. Even though the kids get tired of it, I'm gonna keep it.
1:14:53
El Guapo: You know…
1:14:54
Testecleese: Have you been… have you been claiming your…
1:14:56
Testecleese: Precious metal sales on your taxes?
1:14:59
El Guapo: Nope.
1:15:00
Testecleese: Okay. You're like, no, no, why would I do that?
1:15:04
El Guapo: No, this is like…
1:15:04
Testecleese: That's like…
1:15:06
Testecleese: That's like when you're on the cruise on the ship, like, do you have anything you want to declare upon coming back in the United States? You're like, no, I don't!
1:15:14
Testecleese: Which, I… I remember having this logic in my head, it's like, well, if they ask me later about something, I can always say, you didn't ask me if I had anything I needed to clear, you asked me if I wanted to.
1:15:24
El Guapo: new.
1:15:24
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, it's fucking sea lawyer logic right there. That would not have held up in a court martial.
1:15:30
Brian McFadden: No.
1:15:31
El Guapo: According to the seven oceans, yeah.
1:15:34
Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, you got stuck.
1:15:35
El Guapo: nobody fucking, Venezuela yet?
1:15:39
Testecleese: Not yet. We'll be getting there.
1:15:41
Testecleese: We'll be getting there, but… dude, I… yeah, I brought in a bunch of, I say a bunch, a handful of diamonds and some gold when I came back on my last cruise.
1:15:50
El Guapo: I just built a little steel box.
1:15:52
Testecleese: I welded together in my shop, went down into a engine room, took out a deck plate and welded it to the bottom of the deck plate, and left it down there until we got back in port when I cut it out and had my stuff.
1:16:05
Testecleese: Because you know, both of you fellas know as well as I.
1:16:09
Testecleese: Gear Adrift is a gift.
1:16:11
Testecleese: Right?
1:16:12
Brian McFadden: Yo.
1:16:13
Testecleese: If that shit ain't locked down, it ain't yours anymore.
1:16:18
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:16:19
Testecleese: I'm gonna bring up this other one before we get into foreign and the rest of foreign.
1:16:23
El Guapo: Alright, hold on, I'll be back.
1:16:25
Testecleese: Yeah, bonnie Blue, I think was the name, so some…
1:16:29
Testecleese: She's some porn star, I guess?
1:16:32
Ron Pascoe: Hearing myself echo back, that's weird.
1:16:36
Testecleese: She got picked up in Bali.
1:16:40
Testecleese: For pornography.
1:16:43
El Guapo: She's facing, like, 15 years. She was the one who went to the UK.
1:16:46
Testecleese: And banged 1,000 guys in 12 hours.
1:16:49
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:16:51
El Guapo: So, for what I hear, one of the camera guys, at the end, I was puking.
1:16:57
Testecleese: Oh, it must have smelled so bad.
1:16:58
El Guapo: I'm sure…
1:17:00
Testecleese: Oh, and yeah, hot, humid, and just…
1:17:03
El Guapo: Mmm.
1:17:06
Testecleese: Dear God, you could probably smell that 3 doors down the hallway in a hotel room.
1:17:13
Testecleese: Alright. Awesome.
1:17:15
Ron Pascoe: annoyed.
1:17:16
Testecleese: What's that?
1:17:18
Ron Pascoe: message at the door.
1:17:25
Testecleese: He's got terrible signal wherever he is.
1:17:31
Testecleese: Yeah, can't… that's so robot-y, I can't understand a word you're saying yet, bud.
1:17:36
Testecleese: He's frozen up now anyway.
1:17:38
Ron Pascoe: I don't even know where you got that article from, so…
1:17:41
Testecleese: It's not 8 here, I'm just…
1:17:42
Brian McFadden: Alright, cool.
1:17:43
Testecleese: Yeah, it's something that I've been seeing flying around. Oh, yeah.
1:17:48
Testecleese: Nightclub in India. Oh, go ahead, what's up?
1:17:51
El Guapo: No, that's a dumbass for going to a Muslim country, trying to do porno.
1:17:56
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
1:17:56
Brian McFadden: Well, no, I don't know if she did try to do it there, but she was famous for doing it here, and they got her on it when she got there, you know?
1:18:03
El Guapo: Well.
1:18:04
Testecleese: I think she's doing it to get something like this again over there.
1:18:08
El Guapo: Yeah, when you're in the car… no, Bali's in the car. It's Asia, dude, like…
1:18:13
Testecleese: Oh, okay, my.
1:18:13
Brian McFadden: But it's still a conservative country.
1:18:16
El Guapo: Yeah, but she got caught with camera, bunch of people with her…
1:18:21
El Guapo: So, yeah, they're gonna do a gambling.
1:18:23
Testecleese: So you heard this story as well, then, huh?
1:18:25
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:18:27
Ron Pascoe: barley's in Indonesia, just above Australia.
1:18:30
Ron Pascoe: It's a Muslim country.
1:18:31
Brian McFadden: Muslim country, yeah.
1:18:34
Brian McFadden: That's not a thing you would do in a Muslim country.
1:18:36
El Guapo: Nope.
1:18:37
Ron Pascoe: 220-suck million woodlands there.
1:18:41
Brian McFadden: Hey, got better internet.
1:18:44
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it's just going in my driveway, yeah, 220 Muslims there.
1:18:47
Ron Pascoe: Indonesia?
1:18:49
Testecleese: Hmm.
1:18:51
Testecleese: Keith, thank you.
1:18:52
Ron Pascoe: Left to right, going.
1:18:57
Testecleese: nightclub in India, I guess it's called Goa?
1:19:00
Testecleese: I'm not sure, but I had a fire, and it reminded me… what was it, Connecticut? At the Great White concert?
1:19:07
El Guapo: Yep. Remember that? Yeah, I do remember it.
1:19:09
El Guapo: That was… I don't remember how many died there, but it was a lot, right? Yeah.
1:19:14
Testecleese: See, this Nikon…
1:19:15
Brian McFadden: Many people were trampled.
1:19:17
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:19:18
Testecleese: Man.
1:19:19
Testecleese: Christopher Lodge. I'll say they had changed shot a fire exit, too, because they were worried about people sneaking in to a Great White concert!
1:19:26
Brian McFadden: Not a thing.
1:19:27
Testecleese: Great White was a big deal… ish.
1:19:30
Brian McFadden: I see that.
1:19:32
Brian McFadden: I've seen him in concert 40 years ago.
1:19:35
Testecleese: How long ago?
1:19:36
Brian McFadden: I don't know, I was in California, so it was probably, yeah, probably 40 years ago I saw him.
1:19:40
Testecleese: Yeah, they were a big deal in the 80s.
1:19:42
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's what I saw.
1:19:44
Testecleese: Yeah. And…
1:19:46
Testecleese: Shit, I couldn't even tell you a song they did anymore. Did they do Once Bitten, Twice Shy?
1:19:51
Brian McFadden: Yes!
1:19:53
Testecleese: Alright.
1:19:54
Brian McFadden: Promise on.
1:19:55
Testecleese: Remember my early metal… That's cool you saw Great White, though.
1:20:01
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
1:20:03
Testecleese: But anyway, this fire in India killed at least 25 people, including 5 tourists, which I don't…
1:20:10
Testecleese: Yeah, it's unfortunate tourists died, but…
1:20:12
Testecleese: It's not cool that the natives, the locals died, you know?
1:20:19
Testecleese: But yeah, I immediately went to that Great White concert when all those people died, because I bet that made international news, too, I don't know.
1:20:31
Testecleese: Am I frozen, or is everyone else frozen?
1:20:33
El Guapo: No, you're good.
1:20:34
Testecleese: Alright, you weren't moving either, I thought you…
1:20:36
El Guapo: I was like, oh…
1:20:37
Testecleese: Just dead air. Wonderful.
1:20:40
El Guapo: The repeater.
1:20:41
Testecleese: Brenda is unfrozen again.
1:20:43
El Guapo: Is it?
1:20:43
Ron Pascoe: Sorry, ladies, let me walk in, I'll get some Wi-Fi in a second.
1:20:47
Testecleese: Yeah. Sounds good.
1:20:50
Testecleese: Check this out, Guapo.
1:20:54
Testecleese: Europe has been flooded with cocaine.
1:20:57
Testecleese: as submarines, they're calling them Narco subs, these little, like, makeshift subs that only the very top of the vessels above water have been moving across the Atlantic.
1:21:08
El Guapo: And…
1:21:10
Testecleese: I'm not necessarily saying this is a new phenomenon, but now that they're suddenly saying it's flooded with cocaine.
1:21:17
Testecleese: I'm wondering if this has anything to do with what Trump's been doing in the Caribbean.
1:21:20
Testecleese: Keeping ships… keeping boats from coming here.
1:21:23
El Guapo: You have to find an alternative way to make money, you know?
1:21:27
El Guapo: I mean, of course, who else… who else got money, you know, besides Yes.
1:21:32
El Guapo: Europe.
1:21:34
Testecleese: Jeez, I just… I can't imagine… imagine trying to get from Columbia
1:21:40
Testecleese: to Europe on a drug boat.
1:21:43
Testecleese: In… Providence.
1:21:44
El Guapo: 24. In the winter.
1:21:46
El Guapo: 24-hour, like, I'm bouncing back and forth.
1:21:51
Testecleese: Yeah, right, you've done… you've been in the North Atlantic in the winter, right?
1:21:56
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:21:57
Testecleese: even airing.
1:21:58
El Guapo: Unless, unless, unless…
1:21:59
Testecleese: Logged around.
1:22:00
El Guapo: unless I go to Africa, you go to, like…
1:22:05
El Guapo: Mmm, yeah, but I'm trying to see where could you go… Oh… Cheryl Leong's corrupt.
1:22:14
El Guapo: What's the Sahara? Yeah, what's the Sahara of Morocco?
1:22:18
El Guapo: And then from then go on.
1:22:22
Testecleese: Sure.
1:22:23
Ron Pascoe: Russian subway.
1:22:24
Ron Pascoe: Well, Russian subs.
1:22:28
Testecleese: I didn't hear anything about Russian subs.
1:22:30
El Guapo: -
1:22:30
Ron Pascoe: It…
1:22:31
El Guapo: No, no.
1:22:32
Ron Pascoe: See ya.
1:22:34
El Guapo: No, this is Colombia and Venezuela fucking engineering.
1:22:38
Testecleese: Yeah, these… yeah, these are… they look like drug cartel subs, because they don't actually fully submerge.
1:22:43
El Guapo: Yeah…
1:22:45
Testecleese: But… But yeah, I'm wondering exactly if it's…
1:22:50
Testecleese: that it's become a heavier inflow into Europe because of Trump's actions in the.
1:22:55
Brian McFadden: I guarantee ya, I guarantee ya.
1:22:59
Ron Pascoe: 100%.
1:22:59
Testecleese: And Brian, I think I made a mistake by having rum tonight instead of beer.
1:23:04
Brian McFadden: I got both.
1:23:06
Testecleese: I know, but it's so delicious, I might start drinking Roma, and I've been intentionally not drinking booze, like.
1:23:11
Brian McFadden: I, well, I usually do, like.
1:23:13
Brian McFadden: One or two before the show, and then one after the show type deal, so…
1:23:20
Brian McFadden: But now I'm having two during the show.
1:23:22
Testecleese: That's true.
1:23:23
Brian McFadden: I also didn't drink anything before we started recording either, so…
1:23:27
Testecleese: Lately, I haven't been having anything to drink before we started,
1:23:32
Testecleese: for a while there, I was having 5 or 6 to even get started, because that's how…
1:23:35
Testecleese: That's how the show started out, remember?
1:23:38
Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, we watch ULC?
1:23:40
Testecleese: We would drink, yeah, we'd watch UFC and drink.
1:23:43
Testecleese: And then start talking, and then one day.
1:23:46
Brian McFadden: You can listen to my buffoonery and actually hit record. You've made me!
1:23:54
Testecleese: It's a good excuse to get together with some Navy boys, and our new Australian buddy.
1:24:00
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:24:03
Testecleese: I don't know what's going on, but it looks like he put his camera phone in the fridge, and we're looking at it.
1:24:09
Brian McFadden: And through the fridge.
1:24:14
Testecleese: He's good.
1:24:15
Brian McFadden: Jim Beam in the fridge!
1:24:20
Ron Pascoe: It's what's going on?
1:24:24
Testecleese: Irvic gym bean.
1:24:26
Ron Pascoe: There's Woody, there's shitloads in here.
1:24:30
Testecleese: How much are you paying for Jim Bean over there?
1:24:33
Ron Pascoe: Too much, mate.
1:24:34
Testecleese: Gotcha!
1:24:35
Brian McFadden: I can only imagine.
1:24:38
Testecleese: I'm wondering if… I'm wondering what the liquor tariff and the booze tariff is.
1:24:43
Ron Pascoe: Oh, it's terrible, mate. We pay the highest taxes in the world, just about, for it. Like, that carton, that cost me 55 bucks for 10 cans of Jim Bean.
1:24:51
Testecleese: What the fu- is it… is it straight up, whiskey in there?
1:24:55
Brian McFadden: Is it mixed?
1:24:56
Ron Pascoe: It's… it's a mixer, but that's 6.7%.
1:25:01
Ron Pascoe: But we, we pay high shit, mate. We pay tax on our liquor.
1:25:08
Brian McFadden: 0.9.
1:25:08
Ron Pascoe: Twice… twice a year.
1:25:11
El Guapo: Mmm.
1:25:11
Ron Pascoe: So every… we get, well, not look… it's not a tariff, it's, what do they call it?
1:25:18
Testecleese: Property tax?
1:25:19
Ron Pascoe: No, no, no. It goes up every July and every December.
1:25:25
Ron Pascoe: Okay, next source, like the next source, sort of.
1:25:30
Testecleese: And see, this is interesting.
1:25:32
Testecleese: Why do we tax cigarettes, besides to bring in money for the government? Why do we tax cigarettes?
1:25:38
El Guapo: So people don't smoke.
1:25:40
Testecleese: Okay, why do we tax booze?
1:25:42
Brian McFadden: But people don't drink.
1:25:44
Testecleese: Why do we tax, gambling winnings?
1:25:48
Brian McFadden: So we can pay for everybody's bad habits.
1:25:50
Testecleese: Okay. So you don't gamble. And then, brings up the question, why do we tax income?
1:25:57
Ron Pascoe: some politics.
1:25:58
Brian McFadden: Trump's trying to get rid of that.
1:26:00
Testecleese: Yeah, I think that's a great idea!
1:26:03
Testecleese: Don't tax me before I get paid, then tax me again, then tax me again.
1:26:08
Testecleese: Like, you text… you text my boss when he makes a dollar, right?
1:26:12
Brian McFadden: If the Supreme Court allows Trump's tariffs to stand, we could very well see the income tax greatly reduced.
1:26:23
Testecleese: fucking Congress on board!
1:26:25
Testecleese: Get the concrete!
1:26:27
Testecleese: Right now!
1:26:28
Ron Pascoe: They do know about it, though. This is where a lot of the Democrats are winning these little fucking elections, because, Trump's tariffs don't kick into January 1.
1:26:37
Ron Pascoe: Mmm. All the benefits you guys won't see until then.
1:26:41
Ron Pascoe: So, the Democrats have come through with these little affordability slogans in their elections, and that's why they're winning places like Miami and that…
1:26:48
El Guapo: Yeah, I think the Trump need to send a message, like, hey, I'm trying to work on no more income tax, you know.
1:26:54
Brian McFadden: He is sending that message.
1:26:55
El Guapo: No, no, no, out, loud, like, go up, you know, like.
1:26:59
Ron Pascoe: Speak to him.
1:27:00
El Guapo: Yeah, like…
1:27:00
Testecleese: Problem is, isn't taxation supposed to be a duty of the Congress of the United States?
1:27:06
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:27:09
Testecleese: Which, I'm surprised that this tariff thing is still in place.
1:27:15
Ron Pascoe: Especially how much they hate Trump, honestly, right?
1:27:19
Testecleese: But, like, for real, get the Congress to vote this into play, saying this is legal.
1:27:24
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:27:24
Testecleese: Well, not even answering this is the policy now.
1:27:27
Testecleese: Like, because, I mean, think about it, they tax your boss.
1:27:31
Testecleese: When he brings in the money for the work you did, right?
1:27:33
Testecleese: And then they tax your boss again when your boss pays you.
1:27:38
Testecleese: Then they tax you for getting paid.
1:27:41
Testecleese: Then they tax you when you buy stuff with that money, and then they tax you for owning the shit you bought with that money.
1:27:50
Testecleese: Like, you're bringing home, like, 48% of your paycheck if you're an average American.
1:27:56
Ron Pascoe: You want to hear what happens to us in Australia?
1:27:58
Testecleese: Probably something similar.
1:28:00
Ron Pascoe: We pay income tax.
1:28:02
Ron Pascoe: we pay tax and everything else, then we get a GST.
1:28:05
Ron Pascoe: That's a goods and services tax. But we get taxed on 10% of everything that's already been taxed.
1:28:13
Testecleese: Jeez, that's like New York. Last week, Brian and I were talking about how New York was talking about taxing your taxes.
1:28:20
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:28:20
Ron Pascoe: All I did.
1:28:22
Ron Pascoe: Your taxes get double taxed every day, yeah?
1:28:26
Ron Pascoe: I think it's probably the same with you guys out there in America.
1:28:29
Testecleese: That's the problem. The problem is it's keeping people like you and me from succeeding, because we're too busy with the little bit of money we're making paying taxes and surviving to put any money aside
1:28:41
Testecleese: To… to… Retire, let alone build a business and be successful.
1:28:46
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
1:28:47
Testecleese: And that's the problem is, the system is set up for everyone to be a wage slave forever.
1:28:53
Testecleese: E, they have to get very lucky.
1:28:56
Testecleese: or be a fucking genius to get out of it. And I was lucky, because of this show.
1:29:03
Testecleese: that I saw certain trends coming, and made…
1:29:05
Testecleese: a handful of investments that worked out very well for me. The big one was, believe it or not, was Twitter.
1:29:11
Testecleese: That was, like, the final nail in the coffin. The one he made off of Twitter.
1:29:14
Testecleese: I was like, fuck.
1:29:16
Testecleese: I might not have to work anymore.
1:29:18
Testecleese: But that was only because I had been following the whole thing for a while, and I checked the laws…
1:29:24
Testecleese: And I knew they had to sell it. They had to.
1:29:29
Testecleese: But yeah, they tax you so much you can't get ahead. You can't even open a business. Then they put so much regulation on opening a business that unless you're already wealthy, you can't do.
1:29:39
El Guapo: Yeah, unless… I mean, unless you're arrested, blue states are hard.
1:29:42
El Guapo: It's a bitch to open a business name.
1:29:46
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I just think it's crazy, like, he's only got so long to wait now till January 1st, and I can't see the bloody Supreme Court knocking on the head of tariffs.
1:29:55
Ron Pascoe: The damage that'll do to America.
1:29:58
El Guapo: You got some Supreme Court justices that got no balls and stuff.
1:30:03
Ron Pascoe: Oh, I'm.
1:30:03
Testecleese: I don't think it's balls. I think as Supreme Court justices that, quote, have balls, will say, yeah, the president doesn't get to set taxes.
1:30:10
El Guapo: Well, he's not…
1:30:11
Ron Pascoe: I think she got…
1:30:13
Testecleese: What's your taxes?
1:30:14
El Guapo: Yay! But…
1:30:17
Testecleese: Now, I like this policy, this is the way the United States was founded. There was no income tax until, was it, FDR, right?
1:30:24
El Guapo: Yeah, he…
1:30:24
Testecleese: And that was only supposed to be…
1:30:26
El Guapo: Today, 2013, 1913.
1:30:28
Testecleese: Yeah, I was only supposed to pay for the war effort, and we're still paying income taxes. And check this out, repeat offender.
1:30:36
Testecleese: Most of… almost all of us pay state income tax AND federal income tax.
1:30:42
El Guapo: to live in certain states. There's only 24 of them, they don't do EcoTax.
1:30:45
Testecleese: Yeah, Florida does it, a handful of others.
1:30:48
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:30:51
Testecleese: Miami surprised the fuck out of me. I know, I was assuming, I was like…
1:30:57
Testecleese: I was thinking Miami had to be liberal.
1:31:00
Testecleese: Had.
1:31:00
El Guapo: Bro…
1:31:01
Testecleese: But it hasn't been for, like, 40 years!
1:31:05
El Guapo: Well, I hope they learned the lesson, because a lot of the Republicans fucking sleep on the switch, dude.
1:31:11
El Guapo: right, like, this Virginia election that just happened to, a lot of Republicans were just like, whatever.
1:31:17
El Guapo: They're like.
1:31:19
El Guapo: Get a good boat, dude, what the f- the pissed me off. What the fuck you gotta point in a boat? Why you gotta ride the boat if you're not gonna use it, you know?
1:31:28
Ron Pascoe: 100%, mate, I exactly agree with you, mate.
1:31:31
Ron Pascoe: I think that's why the Republicans let themselves down, the Republican supporters.
1:31:35
El Guapo: Yeah, they go to sleep, they don't go unless Trump is on their fucking ticket, you know, it's like…
1:31:40
El Guapo: It's dumb as fuck.
1:31:43
Testecleese: Because your average person who's been voting Republican lately is not a Republican.
1:31:48
El Guapo: Y'all, but…
1:31:50
Testecleese: voting against the Democrats.
1:31:51
El Guapo: Well, yup.
1:31:52
Testecleese: I wore it from.
1:31:53
El Guapo: Well, they're about to get a fucking, wake-up call just coming, next year.
1:31:58
Testecleese: I know, but how many Bernie bros voted Trump?
1:32:02
El Guapo: Not a bunch of that, because it's not part of the fucking system.
1:32:05
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. And those guys aren't gonna go and vote for Republican congressional members, right?
1:32:13
El Guapo: No…
1:32:15
Ron Pascoe: See, that's what I love about your system, guys. Like, even though you have your presidency, right, your presidential vote.
1:32:21
Ron Pascoe: Your main votes are midterms, really, aren't they? Like, your power's in your Congress.
1:32:26
Testecleese: Well, no…
1:32:28
Testecleese: Each branch is supposed to have equal powers.
1:32:31
El Guapo: Yeah, different type of parts.
1:32:33
Testecleese: And here's the thing, is Congress should be more powerful than it is, but they've abdicated most of their authority to alphabet soup groups.
1:32:41
Ron Pascoe: Congress, isn't it? You're watching Congress mainly on your taxes?
1:32:44
Testecleese: It's, funding. Base and laws. Laws and…
1:32:47
Ron Pascoe: Send it to rubber stamp it, then it goes to the president, doesn't it?
1:32:51
Ron Pascoe: To sign off on it.
1:32:52
Testecleese: And Congress, believe it or not, are the ones that declare war, not the president, too.
1:32:57
Ron Pascoe: That's right. You've got to get the congressional… is it a majority vote, or is it a certain percentage?
1:33:05
Testecleese: I actually don't know, because this has not happened in my life. Brian, is it a simple majority, or do you need,
1:33:11
Testecleese: I like a 3 quarters vote, or 2 thirds, yeah.
1:33:14
El Guapo: Or what?
1:33:14
Ron Pascoe: For what?
1:33:15
Testecleese: war.
1:33:16
Ron Pascoe: that won't…
1:33:17
El Guapo: Oh…
1:33:18
Brian McFadden: Majority.
1:33:18
El Guapo: Yeah. You said, like.
1:33:19
Testecleese: 51%?
1:33:20
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:33:22
Testecleese: Okay. Yeah, it's never happened in my life.
1:33:25
El Guapo: No, this is a co…
1:33:27
Testecleese: We just blow shit up without getting the authority of Congress, you know?
1:33:31
Ron Pascoe: Well, what's it, 80 days, or something? The president's got 80-day grace, or something to do whatever he wants, or…
1:33:35
El Guapo: emergency.
1:33:36
Testecleese: the emergency actions that has to be upheld by Congress after the fact.
1:33:41
Ron Pascoe: Right.
1:33:42
Testecleese: He reacts now, but he can't… yeah, but after that grace period, he can't do shit without Congress saying, yeah, he can do more.
1:33:49
Ron Pascoe: Right.
1:33:51
Testecleese: But… it…
1:33:55
Ron Pascoe: So that's where I mean, it's got to go through Congress, hasn't it?
1:33:58
Testecleese: Good luck.
1:34:00
Ron Pascoe: like, support in Ukraine, for example. That's got to go through Congress, it doesn't have to go through the Senate.
1:34:05
Testecleese: Well… Anything that goes through Congress goes through Senate.
1:34:11
Testecleese: Except for maybe war, I'm not sure.
1:34:13
Testecleese: But I know any law they pass has to go through Senate, and then any budget they pass has to be approved by Senate too, right?
1:34:21
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:34:22
Brian McFadden: It would be approved by both sides of the house.
1:34:24
Testecleese: Well, they are. Congress and the Senate are one branch. They're the legislation.
1:34:30
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
1:34:30
Testecleese: Then you have the executive branch and the judicial branch, and I can't tell you how many times I've heard people say the DOJ is not part of the executive branch, and it makes me want to punch them in the mouth. They think.
1:34:42
Testecleese: judicial branch means the Department of Justice.
1:34:47
Testecleese: No, I'm not the Department of Justice, yeah.
1:34:51
Testecleese: Yeah, Department of Justice. That's a federal where you enforce the laws versus apply or interpret the laws.
1:35:00
Testecleese: It's a weird system, it seems to work well enough, But it's ripe for abuse.
1:35:07
Ron Pascoe: Oh, 100%, everything is, mate. There's not one thing said out there, it's not right for abuse.
1:35:11
Testecleese: Especially when you've got people coming from Somalia, marrying their brothers so they can come to the United States and get, get student loans that they don't intend to pay back.
1:35:22
Testecleese: You guys didn't hear the newest on Ilhan Omar?
1:35:25
El Guapo: Yeah, they're, like…
1:35:26
Testecleese: Apparently, it was over student loan debt, student loan issues.
1:35:29
El Guapo: Mmm.
1:35:30
Testecleese: and…
1:35:31
Testecleese: one of these articles came out and flat-out accused her versus saying may have, because I'm guessing Trump or the White House flat-out said she did marry her brother.
1:35:40
El Guapo: Well, chicken wing.
1:35:42
Testecleese: They did it in a Christian ceremony, where Islam does not recognize that as a marriage.
1:35:50
El Guapo: Yeah, so now that she cannot fight it, or shoot her, because then they have to confront them, like, hey, we got evidence.
1:35:57
El Guapo: So that's why they're being quiet.
1:35:59
El Guapo: Is she gonna… It's already… so everybody knows that by now.
1:36:05
Testecleese: And she's part of the Minnesota fraud.
1:36:08
El Guapo: Yeah, she's gonna get… Denaturalize and the poor to do.
1:36:13
Brian McFadden: It's all good.
1:36:14
Testecleese: No, she's not.
1:36:15
El Guapo: Why not? Why are we not gonna force the law? Why are we not gonna force the law now?
1:36:20
Testecleese: Why haven't we been forcing the law for 50 years?
1:36:23
Brian McFadden: He's a member of Congress.
1:36:25
El Guapo: Well, she lied, fucking… And, her fucking.
1:36:30
Testecleese: Doesn't matter. They won't let it happen.
1:36:33
Testecleese: They'll call Trump some kind of racist.
1:36:36
El Guapo: We already become racist, so what the fuck is… what else? One more time.
1:36:40
Testecleese: No, I agree with you, I'm…
1:36:42
Testecleese: I don't mind being called any of these words anymore. Like, perfect example, you guys see the Cinnabon girl thing?
1:36:49
El Guapo: Yeah, there were just among the people.
1:36:51
Testecleese: I'll send out the Somalians, calling a bunch of ends, and…
1:36:55
Testecleese: dip flips him to the double bird, and I was like, whoa! She's had enough of this shit!
1:37:00
El Guapo: Yeah… Because there's a video of them telling, like, hey, do you not dressing proper?
1:37:07
Testecleese: the way the Somalis should be dressing, and like, that's what she got… Yeah, you're not dressed like a Muslim woman, it's like.
1:37:12
El Guapo: Yeah, boy.
1:37:12
Testecleese: This isn't The Handmaid's Tale.
1:37:14
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:37:15
El Guapo: Well, they bought it for this shit, she's a fuckin'… oh, they find out that she's a fuckin',
1:37:20
El Guapo: A Bernie… I'm not a Bernie, bro, but she's a Democrat or something like that.
1:37:24
Testecleese: Yeah, literally voted this policy in place.
1:37:26
El Guapo: Yeah, now she's fuckin'…
1:37:28
Testecleese: and then goes and makes himself unemployable. I don't care what situation happened.
1:37:34
Testecleese: We learned earlier it's never okay to use the N-word, even if a dude literally stabs you.
1:37:42
Testecleese: This is a thing.
1:37:43
Brian McFadden: Talked about it earlier in the show.
1:37:45
El Guapo: Oh, okay.
1:37:45
Testecleese: You got stabbed! Turned around and called him an N. Like, did you turn around and called him an N for stabbing him?
1:37:51
Testecleese: The jury threw it out, because he called him that. It's like, this was after the fact!
1:37:57
El Guapo: Damn.
1:37:59
Testecleese: And this guy's like, I stabbed him because he called me that, and he's like, first of all, that doesn't make it okay.
1:38:04
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:38:04
Testecleese: Okay.
1:38:05
Testecleese: And B, yes, I did first, and B on purpose.
1:38:09
Testecleese: Even if he HAD called you this, it still didn't make it okay!
1:38:16
Testecleese: Ugh, alright.
1:38:19
Testecleese: What's… okay, what's up with this water treaty thing with Mexico?
1:38:23
El Guapo: Oh, I guess there's a lot of contaminant in the fucking, Rio Grande, and a lot of farmers have taken out water, so I guess they're gonna do a treating about it.
1:38:33
Brian McFadden: No, they already did it! This agreed to a treaty.
1:38:37
Brian McFadden: Back in the day, they're not sending water back to us.
1:38:43
Brian McFadden: They're supposed to be sending so much water… Every year, Up the river to us.
1:38:51
El Guapo: No, I thought they were contaminated in the water.
1:38:53
Brian McFadden: No! -
1:38:54
El Guapo: Okay.
1:38:56
Testecleese: this is all news to me, but he's talking… Trump's talking about a 5% tariff on everything to Mexico because of this treaty violation?
1:39:05
El Guapo: I guess…
1:39:07
El Guapo: See, that's what the tariff does, it's a tool to fucking make a country to do what you want it to do, you know?
1:39:14
Testecleese: This is exactly what I said, Al.
1:39:15
Ron Pascoe: Whoops.
1:39:16
Testecleese: How the tariffs have actually… Upset the deficit.
1:39:20
El Guapo: Issue.
1:39:21
Testecleese: And it's funny, because this is one of the articles we brought.
1:39:24
Testecleese: one of these big deal news brands that's left, I think it was the Epoch Times, was like.
1:39:29
Testecleese: unexpectedly, the trade deficit is significantly down under Trump, and it's like, no, this is exactly what we told you was gonna happen. This is the whole point of the tariffs, is to…
1:39:41
Testecleese: this, you know…
1:39:43
El Guapo: They're exporting more stuff now, because, you know…
1:39:47
Testecleese: Well, why was K?
1:39:48
Brian McFadden: This is a decades-old treaty that, that Mexico is supposed to be sending over. It's a 1944 water treaty.
1:39:59
Brian McFadden: That he wants at least 200,000 acre-feet of water release by December 31st.
1:40:08
Testecleese: Acre feet?
1:40:09
Brian McFadden: Hey, Griffey, he says, Mexico owes U.S.
1:40:11
Testecleese: just over…
1:40:12
Brian McFadden: 800,000 acre-feet of water for failing to comply to our treaty for over the last 5 years.
1:40:21
Brian McFadden: If not, he's gonna do a 5% tariff on everything.
1:40:28
Testecleese: 800,000 acre feet.
1:40:32
Brian McFadden: He's saying because of this, they're not sunning in the water, it's hurting the farmers in Texas.
1:40:41
Testecleese: I believe that.
1:40:42
Testecleese: But that just… that… that volume of water is…
1:40:46
Testecleese: Mind-boggling. I'm assuming that acre-feet works in the same way as footpounds?
1:40:52
El Guapo: No, I think acre… acre-free is the same thing as, like, dirt… how many acres of dirt…
1:40:57
Testecleese: Yeah, down to a foot deep, versus…
1:41:00
Testecleese: long… how many feet the lever is, and how many pounds are on the end of it, right?
1:41:04
Testecleese: That's a foot pound, right?
1:41:06
Brian McFadden: Apparently, we've clashed over this treaty before, but it's gotten worse since the drought.
1:41:12
Brian McFadden: Shortages in the last 30 years.
1:41:18
Testecleese: Okay. I thought that part of Texas was known for… being dry.
1:41:23
Brian McFadden: Under the agreement, Mexico committed to send water from international reservoirs to increase the U.S. flow from 6 of Mexico's Rio Grande tributaries through the end of the current 5-year cycle.
1:41:39
Testecleese: How did we get them to sign this tree that they were going to process water and give it to us?
1:41:45
Brian McFadden: I don't know, that's not in the article.
1:41:47
Testecleese: I'm just curious, like, was…
1:41:49
Brian McFadden: In exchange, in exchange, the U.S. agreed to deliver 1.5 million acre-feet
1:41:57
Brian McFadden: to Mexico from the Colorado River.
1:42:01
Testecleese: Okay, that's more.
1:42:02
Brian McFadden: We're sending money to them, and they're supposed… sending water down to them are supposed to be sending water back to us.
1:42:07
El Guapo: Mmm.
1:42:09
Testecleese: Okay.
1:42:11
Brian McFadden: Strange situation. Very strange.
1:42:15
Brian McFadden: But the Colorado River doesn't go anywhere near Texas, so… Whereas the Rio Grande does.
1:42:23
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:42:25
Testecleese: The Democrats are saying that these, strikes in the Caribbean are, quote, war crimes.
1:42:32
Brian McFadden: Of course they are.
1:42:33
Testecleese: What makes it a war crime?
1:42:36
Brian McFadden: Say it?
1:42:37
El Guapo: Yeah, because it's ain' it.
1:42:39
Testecleese: But they must have a reason that they're saying it's a war crime because of.
1:42:42
El Guapo: Political is political.
1:42:44
Ron Pascoe: Political theater.
1:42:46
El Guapo: Thank you.
1:42:47
Testecleese: Did… did nobody give a shit?
1:42:49
Brian McFadden: No.
1:42:49
Testecleese: when Obama was blown.
1:42:50
Brian McFadden: No, no, that's not being brought up. Have you had… have you heard about any of that coming up in the same articles at all?
1:43:00
Brian McFadden: Since they're claiming Trump of war crimes. No. Nobody wants to remember the 80s when Obama was blowing shit.
1:43:08
Testecleese: But I was… I brought this up to my sister recently.
1:43:13
Testecleese: And she's like, well, that didn't happen. I was like, what are you talking about? I was like, Abdul Amanwaki, I think was his name?
1:43:18
Brian McFadden: Yeah, well…
1:43:19
Testecleese: 16 years old. She's like, it didn't happen. I shared her all the articles about.
1:43:23
Brian McFadden: And what'd she say after you shared all the articles, she'd shut you down.
1:43:26
Testecleese: actually reasonable. She's like, oh, I didn't know that. And I was like, and maybe this has something to do with the way you vote.
1:43:31
Testecleese: You're saying that this guy is a Nazi for this shit?
1:43:35
Ron Pascoe: Sure.
1:43:36
Testecleese: The guy you said is fucking Jesus, the second coming of Jesus.
1:43:39
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:43:41
Testecleese: Who, by the way, looked an awful lot like the devil on that Jesus… the… what was it, the…
1:43:46
El Guapo: The movie? The Trial of Christ, or whatever? Yeah.
1:43:50
Brian McFadden: Passionate Christ?
1:43:51
Testecleese: Yeah, the guy who played Satan looked exactly like Obama. It was… it was weird.
1:43:57
El Guapo: I didn't tell anybody it was happening.
1:43:59
Testecleese: Yeah, you remember it too, don't you?
1:44:01
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:44:03
El Guapo: I have to change, like, their previews or something like that.
1:44:06
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:44:07
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:44:07
Testecleese: sister, she, she's,
1:44:09
Testecleese: she has her beliefs, but if you put evidence in front of her, she's usually like, oh, well, I didn't know that.
1:44:15
Testecleese: Like…
1:44:16
Ron Pascoe: Look, all their hopes are coming apart, aren't they? You look at all the Democrats' bloody hoaxes.
1:44:21
Ron Pascoe: They went on about the White House, how he's doing this, doing that. People out there, they can't eat, they're not getting snapped. It was funded, privately funded.
1:44:30
Ron Pascoe: Extension of the A-swing.
1:44:32
Ron Pascoe: They fell apart.
1:44:33
Testecleese: Oh yeah, who's funding this? And it's like, a bunch of wealthy people donated money out of their own pockets. You did not pay for this, don't worry.
1:44:40
Ron Pascoe: Comcast to put money in.
1:44:43
Testecleese: And I loved how they said, like, oh, this part of the White House, the East Wing, is it?
1:44:48
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:44:49
Testecleese: you know, it's historic, et cetera, et cetera. It turns out it's been modified and changed in my lifetime, and I'm only 43.
1:44:57
Ron Pascoe: And Trump's holding back the Epstein files because he's in there. Of course he's in there, Epstein hated him. And it comes out that bloody Epstein's a Democrat bloody donor.
1:45:06
Ron Pascoe: bloody…
1:45:07
Testecleese: The thing is, if you're gonna be upset, it's like, the East Wing, so what? He's building the grand ballroom. Awesome. At least he didn't tear down the Lincoln bedroom.
1:45:15
Ron Pascoe: Cashpayer funds are being used for it.
1:45:18
Ron Pascoe: At least you're not having dignitary balls out under a tent.
1:45:21
Ron Pascoe: Here's a funny guy.
1:45:22
Testecleese: question for our Aussie friend.
1:45:26
Testecleese: Why is it called the Lincoln Bedroom?
1:45:29
Ron Pascoe: The Lincoln bedroom.
1:45:31
Ron Pascoe: Well, I've got no idea, mate.
1:45:33
El Guapo: Does it happen?
1:45:33
Brian McFadden: Abraham Lincoln's up there.
1:45:35
Testecleese: No, he didn't.
1:45:37
El Guapo: That's where they die?
1:45:38
Testecleese: That's where he died.
1:45:40
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:45:41
Testecleese: They brought him back and laid him in the closest bed they could find, and he died in that bed. That's the Lincoln bedroom.
1:45:46
Brian McFadden: Clinton made tons of money off the Lincoln bedroom.
1:45:49
Testecleese: Yeah, they also made… They made money up to China too, didn't he? Didn't she take all the China?
1:45:56
Brian McFadden: Oh, McClins took the whole furniture.
1:45:59
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, in the time.
1:46:00
Brian McFadden: It was donated to them by, foreign countries.
1:46:04
Brian McFadden: Stole the silverware in the White House, dude.
1:46:09
Ron Pascoe: Been the governor of Trump.
1:46:10
Testecleese: Literally stole all the silverware!
1:46:13
Ron Pascoe: They're going about Trump getting a plane from the Saudis. That was another hoax. That was given to the defense partner.
1:46:20
Testecleese: I don't like the idea of him… it was Qatar, I believe, right?
1:46:25
Brian McFadden: It was.
1:46:26
Ron Pascoe: to the Defense Department, not Dr. Trump.
1:46:29
Testecleese: Doesn't matter.
1:46:30
Brian McFadden: Doesn't matter.
1:46:30
Testecleese: You can't use it as Air Force One no matter what. You can.
1:46:34
Testecleese: It's too much work.
1:46:36
Brian McFadden: It's gotta basically be gutted and rebuilt.
1:46:39
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, because you can't trust that there's not a bug somewhere.
1:46:44
Ron Pascoe: But he's still a bloody big stuffie from France, mate.
1:46:47
Testecleese: What's that?
1:46:48
Ron Pascoe: He's took a bloody big statue from France.
1:46:51
El Guapo: No, no, no, they gave it to us.
1:46:52
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, that's different, because at least Air Force One…
1:46:55
Testecleese: And that was to the United States. That was to the United States, and that's not listening to, confidential conversations from the president.
1:47:04
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, but that plane wasn't given to Trump. It's not his.
1:47:08
Testecleese: Correct, it's the United States aircraft.
1:47:12
Testecleese: Yep. But he still can't use it.
1:47:14
Ron Pascoe: obviously, yeah, there's rules.
1:47:18
Testecleese: Believe it or not, Air Force One is set up to be able to fly, in perpetuity. Now, granted, it'll break down before that, but being refueled midair, and he could launch nuclear missiles from Air Force One.
1:47:31
Testecleese: Do you really want to do that from an aircraft made by a foreign government?
1:47:35
Testecleese: There's no way, you wouldn't trust it.
1:47:37
Ron Pascoe: Did you see the new photos that are coming out, the new Epstein photos?
1:47:42
El Guapo: Oh, we traveled with a bunch of…
1:47:43
Testecleese: Yeah, I don't…
1:47:44
Ron Pascoe: I don't care. Just from the pageant. I took a photo from a pageant, that is endorsing.
1:47:49
El Guapo: Yeah, he always felt like, oh my god.
1:47:51
Testecleese: Meanwhile, there's a drawing of Bill Clinton
1:47:54
Testecleese: That was at the fucking, castle, or whatever the fuck it is, the mansion, on Epstein Island.
1:48:00
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:48:01
Ron Pascoe: In the trace.
1:48:03
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, dressed up like Monica Lewinsky.
1:48:05
El Guapo: Oh, that's what it was?
1:48:07
Ron Pascoe: But the blue.
1:48:08
El Guapo: Dress?
1:48:09
Testecleese: Yeah!
1:48:10
Ron Pascoe: And the hill.
1:48:12
Testecleese: It's funny, I saw, something about her recently in the news, and I just laughed. I was like, that poor girl is never gonna be able to go anywhere without being known as…
1:48:21
Testecleese: Monica Lewinsky, you know?
1:48:23
El Guapo: What's your name?
1:48:24
Brian McFadden: Dude, what's she doing these days?
1:48:26
El Guapo: She's married! Actually, she's married and stuff.
1:48:31
El Guapo: But…
1:48:32
Brian McFadden: Do you have a podcast?
1:48:34
El Guapo: Talk about what, Bickling, the cock, all the.
1:48:36
Ron Pascoe: If she does, I want her on the show.
1:48:40
El Guapo: Oh my god.
1:48:41
Ron Pascoe: I don't want to be on that one.
1:48:43
Testecleese: Oh, and we'll ask the most inappropriate questions, like, tell me about the girth.
1:48:51
Testecleese: Did your jaw hurt?
1:48:54
Ron Pascoe: Would you make your call him Daddy?
1:48:58
Testecleese: I saw… I saw a video recently, of these dudes talking to their wives, and the wife would call them daddy in front of, like, their 16-year-old kid.
1:49:10
El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
1:49:11
Testecleese: And the daughter was like, oh my god!
1:49:16
Ron Pascoe: You ever heard of… she could have called him Bubbles.
1:49:21
Ron Pascoe: She's very bizarre.
1:49:25
Ron Pascoe: The fun you could have, get her on. We need her on, Brian.
1:49:29
Brian McFadden: I'm working on it.
1:49:30
Testecleese: We tried to get Trump on, we couldn't get it to happen.
1:49:34
Ron Pascoe: Reggie Dawn Jr. come on. Oh, I'd love to be on that one.
1:49:37
El Guapo: Neo.
1:49:37
Testecleese: Yeah, I'd love to talk to the guy, it'd be awesome!
1:49:42
Testecleese: Problem is we fuck around too much, and it's funny, because I got a feeling Trump Jr.
1:49:48
Testecleese: I would love coming here and bullshitting with us.
1:49:52
Testecleese: But, like, no, I can't be affiliated with those assholes.
1:49:56
Ron Pascoe: Be the Piers Morgan interviewer, Nick Fuentes, the other day.
1:50:00
El Guapo: I didn't know.
1:50:00
Testecleese: But I think…
1:50:02
Brian McFadden: Alright, so, the big thing I saw about him… -Oh, Brian found something.
1:50:08
Ron Pascoe: I called it! I called it! I called it!
1:50:14
Testecleese: What?
1:50:15
El Guapo: Whoa.
1:50:16
Brian McFadden: In February of 2025, she lost her podcast! Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky!
1:50:25
Ron Pascoe: Explain.
1:50:26
Testecleese: gaming.
1:50:27
Testecleese: Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky. It should have been Spit or Swallow.
1:50:35
Brian McFadden: And in 2021, she was the executive producer on a HBO documentary, 50 Minutes of Shame.
1:50:42
El Guapo: 50 minutes, that's how long she sucked dick for.
1:50:45
Brian McFadden: It was about online shaming and ostracism.
1:50:48
El Guapo: Wow.
1:50:49
Brian McFadden: Now I'm gonna go to… Apple. This one here.
1:50:54
Testecleese: I remember when this happened, I remember saying, like.
1:50:57
Testecleese: Not when it happened after the fact, like, yeah, I don't know, if you're president and you get your candlestick polished once in a while, I'm willing to look the other way.
1:51:05
Testecleese: And the now wife was like.
1:51:07
Testecleese: Not in the fucking Oval Office with some dirty slut.
1:51:10
Testecleese: She's like, show the office some respect. I was like, that's a fair point, actually, you know? It's like, go somewhere else to get your knob… knob sucked, you know what I mean?
1:51:21
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, that's the beauty about the land of the… home of the free, guys, home of the brave.
1:51:25
Ron Pascoe: Some guy won't.
1:51:26
Testecleese: Home of the Brave.
1:51:28
Ron Pascoe: Yep. Some gave all, and some took all.
1:51:31
El Guapo: Hmm.
1:51:33
Testecleese: Brian, Brian, looks like Brian's trying to.
1:51:36
Brian McFadden: I'm trying to find your podcast!
1:51:38
El Guapo: Mmm.
1:51:38
Testecleese: Yeah, he's trying to find it, send her an email, like, please come on a show. We promise to be polite.
1:51:48
Ron Pascoe: We've got nausea on here.
1:51:49
Ron Pascoe: Get on, get on.
1:51:52
Testecleese: But anyway, back on the, the, the…
1:51:55
El Guapo: drug stuff.
1:51:56
Testecleese: It seems like the Democrats right now are more worried about the lives of these drug dealers.
1:52:02
Testecleese: than they are about American citizens. And they're like, well, how do you know there was drugs on that boat? And it's like, motherfucker!
1:52:08
Testecleese: Google!
1:52:11
Testecleese: Google satellites can read a license plate on a car.
1:52:15
Testecleese: Do you have any idea what a United States military satellite can do?
1:52:21
Testecleese: Like, we watch them load these bricks of cocaine into the boat, you know?
1:52:27
Brian McFadden: You want me to read you the…
1:52:29
Brian McFadden: She's on some network called Wondery.
1:52:33
Brian McFadden: Like, every other podcast is free, and the rest you have to pay for.
1:52:38
El Guapo: Mmm…
1:52:39
Brian McFadden: If you're interested in unexpected conversations that go uncharted places, are remotely self-aware, and like to laugh, then please join me as I continue to find my plank voice on Reclaiming with Mona Glissy. That's me. I will have honest, wide-ranging interviews with all kinds of people.
1:52:58
Brian McFadden: Recognizable things, regular folks, experts, friends, about what it means to reclaim what's been lost or taken in the broadcast sense. It's a weekly podcast.
1:53:10
Testecleese: Okay, okay. It sounds like her show doesn't necessarily mesh up with ours.
1:53:14
Testecleese: Because I'd say it'd be great if we can get in touch with her. We would do, like, a Zoom thing.
1:53:19
Brian McFadden: No.
1:53:19
Testecleese: For her show, and we recorded it and published it for us, too, but…
1:53:25
Brian McFadden: Well, this one…
1:53:26
Testecleese: We'll get more respect back.
1:53:28
Brian McFadden: Nobel laureate Mala Yasov.
1:53:32
Brian McFadden: activist, author, Nobel Peace Prize laureate.
1:53:37
Testecleese: Oh, speaking of, the, the person who won the Peace Prize this year, the Nobel Peace Prize, is already, they, yeah, gone.
1:53:46
Testecleese: Can't find again.
1:53:48
Testecleese: Couldn't find the person before, I think didn't even show up to the ceremony, right?
1:53:52
Brian McFadden: No, her daughter had to show up because she's from Venezuela. She's the one that's running for office against, what's-his-face? The dictator.
1:54:02
Testecleese: Yes, they want to?
1:54:03
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, she actually won the election.
1:54:05
Testecleese: It's over?
1:54:07
Ron Pascoe: She went in to hide the CIA got her out.
1:54:11
Testecleese: Alright, look at that.
1:54:13
Brian McFadden: Her daughter showed up, she got there, but she got there after the ceremony, and after the, you know, the daughter took the prize for her and awarded, you know, read her speech.
1:54:26
Brian McFadden: So…
1:54:28
Testecleese: Maybe Venezuela will change.
1:54:30
Ron Pascoe: When are you guys… how do you see this playing out in Madura? How do you really see it, from your point of view, when you're reading and hearing?
1:54:36
El Guapo: It's gonna be bankrupt. That's… they're not gonna have money.
1:54:40
Testecleese: I think Maduro has the opportunity to run right now and.
1:54:44
Brian McFadden: Trump already gave him that opportunity.
1:54:46
Testecleese: Exactly. Or he's gonna be executed, either blown up by the United States, or executed by his own people when someone else takes over.
1:54:55
Brian McFadden: I think it's gonna be more likely by his own people, especially now that, the U.S. is, seizing all the shadow tankers.
1:55:04
Testecleese: There's all.
1:55:04
Ron Pascoe: You know what?
1:55:05
Testecleese: We're making all this money.
1:55:06
Brian McFadden: People…
1:55:07
Testecleese: make it anymore.
1:55:08
Brian McFadden: Yeah, because… does anybody know… did anybody know what a Shadow Tanker was before this week?
1:55:13
El Guapo: Nope.
1:55:15
Brian McFadden: So now…
1:55:16
Testecleese: But if you explained it to me, it would have made sense.
1:55:20
Testecleese: But yeah, he…
1:55:22
El Guapo: Trump seized an oil tanker. Was it Venezuelan, or I… yeah.
1:55:26
Ron Pascoe: violent.
1:55:27
El Guapo: Both, both.
1:55:28
Brian McFadden: It… it's not… it's… it's… it hauls oil from both countries. It's not like…
1:55:35
Brian McFadden: Flagged in either one of those countries.
1:55:38
Testecleese: Oh, God.
1:55:39
Testecleese: And Trump seized it, and he said it's… Was there, a big tanker?
1:55:44
Brian McFadden: Yeah, like a normal tanker… this thing's got 2 million…
1:55:49
Brian McFadden: 2 million barrels of crude oil.
1:55:52
Testecleese: Oh my god.
1:55:56
Testecleese: What does our, reserve hold?
1:55:59
Brian McFadden: Hopefully, 2 million.
1:56:01
Ron Pascoe: I bet it's…
1:56:05
Testecleese: I bet it's billions, but what's gonna happen to this oil that's seized in this tank, or are we going to just put it in the reserve?
1:56:12
Brian McFadden: We should… we should definitely put it in the reserve.
1:56:15
Testecleese: Then we're gonna do this giant fucking shipping vessel.
1:56:20
Brian McFadden: Give it back to him.
1:56:21
Brian McFadden: Blow it up, make it an artificial reef.
1:56:24
Ron Pascoe: It was salvaged at sea. It was salvaged at sea.
1:56:28
Testecleese: I like… no, I like the idea. Bring it down to Australia, right?
1:56:32
Testecleese: Find a place where the coral reef is an issue.
1:56:35
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it's Rich Knight.
1:56:37
Testecleese: Now, in target practice, sink that motherfucker, and let the coral grow on it.
1:56:43
Brian McFadden: But this isn't… there's a… there's… this isn't the only shadow oil tanker floating around between Iran and Venezuela. Apparently, there's a lot of… Point out…
1:56:53
Testecleese: Yes, but point out what a shadow tanker is.
1:56:58
Brian McFadden: I don't remember.
1:57:00
Testecleese: The I've been sanctioned about transferring.
1:57:03
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This tanker, it has already been sanctioned because of Iranian oil being shipped on it. So that's what Trump used as justification to seize it, because whether it was coming from Zenuela or Iran, it had already been sanctioned for Iran.
1:57:21
Brian McFadden: By the United Nations, I believe.
1:57:24
Testecleese: Yeah, but you know what's funny? You know what makes it get sanctioned?
1:57:27
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:57:29
Testecleese: buying and selling oil using anything besides the US dollar.
1:57:33
Ron Pascoe: Mmm, yeah.
1:57:34
Brian McFadden: Okay.
1:57:36
Testecleese: back.
1:57:37
Testecleese: Right?
1:57:39
Testecleese: I'm gonna be 100% honest with you. The only reason why the United States dollar has any value right now is because oil trade depends on it across the entire planet right now. The United States has destroyed the dollar.
1:57:55
Testecleese: The only reason why it has any value is because Australia has to turn it into their money into American dollars to buy this shit.
1:58:02
Brian McFadden: And how much, how much does Venezuela get from a seized tanker?
1:58:06
Ron Pascoe: Nothing.
1:58:08
Brian McFadden: Because they're using… they're heavily relying on petroleum to prop up their economy.
1:58:15
Testecleese: Yeah, that's the issue.
1:58:16
Ron Pascoe: You know what's.
1:58:17
Testecleese: It was… it was Chavez, right, that nationalized the oil system?
1:58:21
Ron Pascoe: Chamos.
1:58:23
Testecleese: The guy before Maduro.
1:58:25
Brian McFadden: Kicked out, kicked out Chevron. I think Chevron was running all the oil fields before.
1:58:31
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, but the oil sales, that's what's, playing the military in Venezuela.
1:58:38
Testecleese: That's what's paying for everything in Venezuela, but the issue is they decided…
1:58:40
Ron Pascoe: acting alone.
1:58:41
Testecleese: rogue.
1:58:42
Ron Pascoe: Once that goes a military return on him, on Madura.
1:58:46
Brian McFadden: Seeing Venezuela oil experts by interducting vessels will put a massive economic strain on Maduro and the Venezuelan citizens at large.
1:58:58
Brian McFadden: And we're gonna keep seizing them.
1:59:02
Brian McFadden: As we see fit.
1:59:05
Brian McFadden: Hopefully they just dump the oil in the U.S. and, lower our gas prices.
1:59:11
Ron Pascoe: Yeah. All Trump, all the CIA's got to say is, once you get rid of him in Venezuela, we'll back his 100%.
1:59:18
Testecleese: Well, I like the idea of putting in the reserve again.
1:59:21
Testecleese: Because Trump had refilled it, and then Biden immediately depleted it.
1:59:26
Testecleese: Do lower gas prices and claim he did it.
1:59:30
Testecleese: And it's like, you literally just took our savings, And spent it.
1:59:35
Testecleese: And told us that shit was great, you know?
1:59:40
Testecleese: Brian, this first one has a video, I don't know if it's worth playing or not, but Guapo and I both shared a version of it. He shared a video version, I shared just the article, but James O'Keefe.
1:59:51
Brian McFadden: Okay.
1:59:53
Brian McFadden: Let me see here…
1:59:54
Ron Pascoe: Mmm.
1:59:54
Testecleese: It's hilarious. He was talking to some dude, what were they even talking about? Georgetown professor.
2:00:04
Testecleese: Talk about this shit and that, she's just saying dumb shit, right?
2:00:08
Testecleese: And…
2:00:10
Testecleese: the guy I interviewed was asking about James O'Keefe, he's like, oh, I heard he's a piece of shit, you know, ambushing people, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
2:00:17
El Guapo: He was in a…
2:00:19
El Guapo: he was on a date, he was asking, like, hey, what do you think about these black, Republicans, you know, like, Clarence Thomas, and…
2:00:27
Testecleese: They're trash.
2:00:28
El Guapo: No, the, like, the sea war.
2:00:32
Testecleese: them coons, didn't they?
2:00:33
El Guapo: Yeah…
2:00:34
Testecleese: Now, granted, it was a black guy.
2:00:37
El Guapo: Yeah, it's a professor and stuff, so it's like, oh, that's how you feel? How you feel about James O'Keefe, like…
2:00:43
El Guapo: Like, he didn't recognize him, like, how do you…
2:00:47
Testecleese: That's what blows my mind. I always people know the name James O'Keefe, and he's sitting across the table from you, but he has glasses on. Are you telling me the fucking Clark Kent to Superman disguise actually works?
2:01:00
El Guapo: I think, ever since, what's the name of that chick from, the new girl?
2:01:05
El Guapo: She's… she wear glasses sometimes, like, and without glasses, it's a total different person, like, crazy.
2:01:12
Testecleese: No idea who you're talking about.
2:01:13
El Guapo: I'll have to show you a picture.
2:01:16
Testecleese: Not even a guess.
2:01:18
El Guapo: Go ahead, yeah, yeah, but… Yeah, it was chocolate.
2:01:21
Testecleese: Was she one of the O'Keefe people?
2:01:24
Testecleese: Like, was she one of the honeypots that works for O'Keefe? Oh, okay.
2:01:29
Testecleese: But yeah, this guy thought he was on a date with O'Keefe, right?
2:01:33
El Guapo: Gate with somebody that realized, you know.
2:01:36
Testecleese: Oh, I thought he thought… I thought he was on a date with O'Keefe, I thought he was someone else.
2:01:39
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, he was somewhere else, but, like, hey, what do you think about Jason Keefe?
2:01:44
Testecleese: But yeah, I was like, I can't believe that just putting on glasses makes you unrecognizable. Like, I remember laughing at how Clark Kent looked nothing like Superman when he put glasses and a suit on, you know what I mean?
2:01:56
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:01:58
Testecleese: Please tell me someone knows who Clark Kent is.
2:02:00
Brian McFadden: I don't know.
2:02:01
Testecleese: Oh, okay, Brian.
2:02:03
Testecleese: You were the first one to respond. What's Clark Kent's native name?
2:02:07
Brian McFadden: Superman.
2:02:08
Testecleese: No, his Kryptonian name.
2:02:09
Brian McFadden: Kal-el.
2:02:12
Testecleese: Oh my goodness, Brian gets it, look at that!
2:02:15
Testecleese: There's a new Superman movie out, I have not seen it yet.
2:02:20
Testecleese: Nathan Fillion.
2:02:23
Testecleese: is in it. He plays the guy who becomes the Green Lantern.
2:02:26
Testecleese: He might be Green Lantern in the movie, I don't know, but they used the, the civilian name of the guy.
2:02:31
Testecleese: Oh, that's right, I forgot to…
2:02:34
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Exposes he's James O'Keefe, the dude he was interviewing ran away.
2:02:40
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And that took us a boat.
2:02:42
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Oh, God.
2:02:45
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Do you want to…
2:02:45
Testecleese: They ended up taking her to the clinic and getting bandages.
2:02:49
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:02:49
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Yes, that's not our intent.
2:02:53
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Do you need us to… call for help.
2:02:55
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Well, black people.
2:02:58
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Whoa, whoa, whoa! He's catching the camera himself!
2:03:03
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That's, that's a, that's a misdemeanor, you can't.
2:03:05
Testecleese: You sure he didn't think he was on a date with James O'Keefe?
2:03:07
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it looks like he's gonna die.
2:03:09
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: guy named.
2:03:09
Testecleese: Yay!
2:03:10
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: No, his name is James O'Kee.
2:03:12
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: You heard of that? Yeah. What do you think of him? Could be better. Could be worse. Could be worse. What could be better, could be…
2:03:18
Testecleese: Come out.
2:03:19
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: just, they'll be an asshole. Is he an asshole? I've heard people use an asshole. Oh. Well, the thing is, is that, I actually am James O'Keefe.
2:03:29
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: No, I'm not.
2:03:29
Testecleese: No, you're not.
2:03:30
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: of people.
2:03:31
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Are you not? I am.
2:03:33
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: realistic.
2:03:33
Testecleese: Camera!
2:03:35
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I don't know.
2:03:37
Ron Pascoe: Fair enough.
2:03:38
El Guapo: How does that go.
2:03:41
Testecleese: Nice, I had to go for a little ride.
2:03:42
Brian McFadden: I love that he actually runs away.
2:03:44
Testecleese: Way!
2:03:48
Testecleese: way, right?
2:03:50
Ron Pascoe: Tying the bill.
2:03:53
Brian McFadden: James O'Keefe is paying the bill.
2:03:55
El Guapo: Green…
2:03:58
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I've been following O'Keefe since the beginning of Project Varitas, I'm a big fan.
2:04:03
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it's not new.
2:04:04
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That's not our intent.
2:04:05
Testecleese: By the way, Guapo, Zoe Deschanel, I didn't realize that's who you were talking about.
2:04:09
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:04:10
Testecleese: That's right, you sent it, and I saw the glass, I was like, oh, that's, Emily Deschanel's sister!
2:04:15
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
2:04:15
Testecleese: Right.
2:04:16
El Guapo: But that's her with that glass.
2:04:17
Testecleese: However, the picture next to her, I was like, you're right, that looks more like the girl from The Hunger Games.
2:04:23
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
2:04:24
Testecleese: than Zooey Deschanel.
2:04:27
El Guapo: But that's the same person.
2:04:29
Testecleese: Yeah.
2:04:30
El Guapo: I'm screwing up.
2:04:31
Testecleese: You went from a,
2:04:33
Testecleese: Wearing a frumpy shirt with stripes and a long hair over her shoulders and bangs and glasses, to a girl in, like, a fucking ballroom dress with her hair all…
2:04:44
El Guapo: Yeah, dude, that's a Superman effect, dude.
2:04:47
Testecleese: Superman didn't even change his hair, he just took off his glasses and changed… and put on his Superman suit.
2:04:52
Brian McFadden: Yeah, all he did was glass change. He didn't even… yeah.
2:04:56
Brian McFadden: That's it. That's how you know you're suing, man.
2:04:59
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:05:00
Brian McFadden: I don't know how you change in a phone.
2:05:02
El Guapo: I don't know how he did it, dude.
2:05:03
Brian McFadden: It's about the size of a bathroom on an airplane.
2:05:06
Testecleese: But where's… where's Superman getting changed now, without phone booths?
2:05:11
Brian McFadden: That's a good question.
2:05:12
El Guapo: I remember what time he jumped out of the plane, he just automatically changed… I mean, out of the building, so how he changed in the air.
2:05:19
Ron Pascoe: 7-Eleven stores.
2:05:21
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:05:22
Testecleese: He had terminal velocity, and he was moving so fast that his clothes burned up, and his…
2:05:27
Brian McFadden: So, sir.
2:05:28
Testecleese: Arrived.
2:05:29
Brian McFadden: So he's like the Incredible Hulk, but his shirt always ripped off, but his pants covered it.
2:05:34
Testecleese: because he got huge. This burned off because he.
2:05:35
Brian McFadden: Yeah, buddy.
2:05:36
Testecleese: Moving something.
2:05:36
Brian McFadden: Incredible law, I've always had pants on.
2:05:40
Testecleese: Shorts, yes.
2:05:42
Testecleese: A better example would be, Human Torch.
2:05:45
El Guapo: Mmm.
2:05:45
Testecleese: In the movie, they made him naked, so they made him a special suit.
2:05:48
El Guapo: Yeah.
2:05:50
El Guapo: It's anything with Invisible Girl.
2:05:53
Testecleese: Yes. Alright. We're down to leftovers. Anything in here you want to talk about?
2:05:59
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
2:06:00
Ron Pascoe: Looks like we'll have to… if I come and visit you guys in America, I'll have to give him all my social media.
2:06:05
Brian McFadden: This is great.
2:06:09
Ron Pascoe: I'll have to peer.
2:06:11
Brian McFadden: Are you willing to give up your social media handles to come to visit us as a tourist?
2:06:18
Ron Pascoe: Only while Trump's in office, I'll be safe.
2:06:20
Testecleese: I recently didn't come see either one of us!
2:06:23
Brian McFadden: That was before COVID, that wasn't that recent.
2:06:26
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, 2009, I think.
2:06:28
Brian McFadden: Was it really that long ago? Yeah.
2:06:30
Ron Pascoe: What,
2:06:32
Testecleese: That was when I was in Massachusetts, dude. I could have showed.
2:06:35
Brian McFadden: He was in Massachusetts.
2:06:38
Ron Pascoe: I would have come over.
2:06:39
Testecleese: went to Massachusetts while I lived.
2:06:41
Ron Pascoe: I was only in, Cali, but I'll… next time I want to come over, I'm going to come over your way, guys.
2:06:47
Testecleese: I could have showed you Boston and the Freedom Trail, dude.
2:06:51
Brian McFadden: Fuck, we loved it, Mike. Yeah, the Plymouth Rock! It's massive.
2:06:57
Testecleese: It's very disappointing.
2:06:59
Ron Pascoe: I'll be back, I'll be back with me doing eight, I'll have to piss in a cup.
2:07:04
Testecleese: Well, people come from all over the world to see Plymouth Rock, let alone the United States, right?
2:07:08
Brian McFadden: Yup. Yeah!
2:07:09
Testecleese: And you get there, and it's just like.
2:07:11
Testecleese: 4 foot by 4 foot square, right? A brick.
2:07:16
Testecleese: That's 10 feet deep.
2:07:19
Testecleese: And there's a… 700 pounds stone, maybe.
2:07:26
Testecleese: Sitting in the middle of it with 1620 carved in it.
2:07:30
Testecleese: And if you don't go there during peak tourist season, it's covered in cigarette butts.
2:07:38
Testecleese: Yeah, it's so unimpressive, because they broke a piece of the rock off and brought it on shore, like.
2:07:44
Testecleese: 80 years later, or something dumb.
2:07:47
Testecleese: And everyone comes to see it, and it's like, oh, it's a fucking rock with a number on it. That's what I told the wife, she was so excited to see Plymouth Rock, and I was like, it's a fucking rock with a number carved in it.
2:07:57
Testecleese: People say… so…
2:07:58
Testecleese: We get up there, and her mom comes to visit, and I was like, alright, babe, this is the perfect time for you to go see Plymouth Rock.
2:08:05
Testecleese: She's like, okay, you coming? And I was like, yes, but I'm gonna sit across the street at the bar I know.
2:08:11
Testecleese: And have 3 or 4 pints, when you guys will get a fucking rock, you know?
2:08:17
Ron Pascoe: You know, we've got the biggest rock in the world here in Australia.
2:08:20
El Guapo: Mmm.
2:08:22
Testecleese: Is it?
2:08:23
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it's Rock Uluru, yeah.
2:08:25
Testecleese: Alright.
2:08:27
Ron Pascoe: You know what we call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
2:08:30
Testecleese: a stick?
2:08:31
Ron Pascoe: Fucking stick.
2:08:32
Brian McFadden: You're close, you left out of the fucking part.
2:08:41
Testecleese: I do want to point out, I believe this is the Lions quarterback, isn't it? Jalen Hurts?
2:08:47
Brian McFadden: Oh, that's, the Eagles.
2:08:50
Testecleese: My mistake.
2:08:53
Testecleese: First in the NFL.
2:08:56
Testecleese: He is the first NFL player to commit two turnovers on the same play.
2:09:04
Brian McFadden: Here, I can play it for you.
2:09:06
Testecleese: Yeah, and I know not… The repeat offender may not know what a turnover is, because he doesn't follow American football, which is okay.
2:09:13
Testecleese: Isn't want to give the ball back to the opposition?
2:09:16
Testecleese: Yeah, like, either a fumble or an interception.
2:09:21
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Here's a video. This is great.
2:09:23
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Oh, he throws a pick, and then picks up… Kicked off!
2:09:27
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Intercepted, and now the ball's out, and Hertz ends up with a ball in his hands, he fumbles!
2:09:34
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Chargers ball!
2:09:37
Testecleese: the charge.
2:09:37
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Troy Dye ends up on the ball.
2:09:42
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And what a mess of a play!
2:09:47
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: First to Sean Hughes. Interception!
2:09:51
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Humble by the defense, recovered by the offense.
2:09:54
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Fumbled by the offense, and recovered by
2:09:58
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: There you go, Scott Novak takes you through the play.
2:10:02
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: As…
2:10:03
Testecleese: Why is it?
2:10:04
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Interception by Deshaun Hand.
2:10:07
Testecleese: Yeah, watch it.
2:10:08
Testecleese: That linebacker dropped the ball, because he's a linebacker, and has no idea how to hold a football.
2:10:14
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:10:15
Testecleese: Linebackers don't usually hold the ball. And if they do, it's because they hit someone so hard, the ball would fly in the other way.
2:10:22
Brian McFadden: Nope.
2:10:23
Testecleese: Lineback is a terrifying one. Huh?
2:10:26
Ron Pascoe: I like their colours, but Detroit's… Detroit's got some good colours.
2:10:30
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I like that they're black.
2:10:33
Testecleese: with the, gold lightning bolts. I like that one a lot, but…
2:10:38
Testecleese: That's why I thought it was the Lions, the colors of their jerseys, like, oh, that must be the Lions, right?
2:10:42
Brian McFadden: Nope.
2:10:44
Testecleese: By the way, how are the Lions doing this season?
2:10:47
Brian McFadden: Not as good as last season.
2:10:49
Testecleese: Yeah.
2:10:50
Brian McFadden: But we're still got a chance to make the playoffs, so… I heard the Pats are 11-2? Yep.
2:10:56
Testecleese: Holy shit!
2:10:58
Brian McFadden: Even this week, they're in the playoffs.
2:11:00
Testecleese: Dude, like… What happened!
2:11:03
Testecleese: They got drunk.
2:11:05
El Guapo: And Brady left, and then Belichick's gone too, right?
2:11:08
Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, he's with UNC. He's coaching college.
2:11:12
Testecleese: Yeah, and all of a sudden, these guys show up and start winning every game again. It's…
2:11:18
Brian McFadden: Drake May.
2:11:20
Testecleese: Well, I mean, last time it took them, what, 25 years to stop winning again?
2:11:26
Ron Pascoe: Hey, what happened to that university coach who took off?
2:11:29
Ron Pascoe: Where's he from? What, Texas? Was he from Texas or somewhere? That university coach?
2:11:33
El Guapo: What about it?
2:11:34
Ron Pascoe: You… they got him… they… he was undefeated or something, they decided he was coaching was undefeated?
2:11:41
Ron Pascoe: And he took off.
2:11:43
Ron Pascoe: But he apparently is involved with child pornography, or… Oh, there's a…
2:11:48
Testecleese: That's in Virginia.
2:11:50
Ron Pascoe: with that gun.
2:11:52
Ron Pascoe: Yay!
2:11:54
Ron Pascoe: Have they got him?
2:11:55
El Guapo: Whoa.
2:11:56
Brian McFadden: No, not yet.
2:11:57
Testecleese: No, that's actually what brought up the whole first blood conversation last.
2:12:01
Brian McFadden: Last week, actually.
2:12:02
Testecleese: Isn't it? But the dude just disappears in the wood with a gun like he's fucking John Rambo!
2:12:08
Ron Pascoe: Does he know he's got a couple of training sessions to go.
2:12:14
Testecleese: Hmm… The captain.
2:12:18
Ron Pascoe: Oh, cool.
2:12:20
Testecleese: The original spiced rum.
2:12:22
Ron Pascoe: Why can't drink rum?
2:12:25
Ron Pascoe: I fought on a shit.
2:12:26
Testecleese: I prefer whiskey, typically, but a good rum and Coke is delicious.
2:12:32
Testecleese: And, I opened this bottle today, before we start, as we started the show.
2:12:39
Ron Pascoe: Right, less than what.
2:12:40
Brian McFadden: It'll be gone before the next show.
2:12:43
Testecleese: I doubt that. We're almost at the end of the show, there's half that bottle left.
2:12:46
Ron Pascoe: Last time I drank Ram, I took on two bouncers at the Beret Bowling Club.
2:12:51
Testecleese: I don't even know what that means.
2:12:52
Brian McFadden: Probably not a good thing.
2:12:55
Ron Pascoe: I tried to blue the two security guys.
2:12:57
Ron Pascoe: I did right for the first few crunches, but they're… they got me after…
2:13:00
Testecleese: Did you say he tried to blow the security guys?
2:13:03
Ron Pascoe: No, punch on. Blue.
2:13:05
Testecleese: Oh, oh, okay.
2:13:08
Ron Pascoe: No, that's right, we call… we call the blue a fight.
2:13:12
Ron Pascoe: If you have the blue with someone.
2:13:14
Testecleese: So, when you blow guys, you're fighting them.
2:13:18
Ron Pascoe: There's a diff… no, blue, when you have a blue.
2:13:20
Testecleese: Okay, so, you didn't… You didn't blow him, you blew him.
2:13:25
Ron Pascoe: Din Bluey. I had a blue.
2:13:28
El Guapo: Blue. The color, like, the color…
2:13:30
Ron Pascoe: Head of blue. Head of blue.
2:13:32
Testecleese: Oh, my God, like a blue waffle.
2:13:35
Ron Pascoe: No, like a fight. Not like a blue waffle. I know what a blue waffle is.
2:13:38
Testecleese: Oh, that's… oh. I'm assuming if you're still listening to this show at this point, you're probably a full adult. Go ahead and Google images for Blue Waffle.
2:13:47
El Guapo: Mmm.
2:13:50
Testecleese: Yeah, and curse me in your dreams!
2:13:53
Ron Pascoe: Do it about 3 hours after you eat.
2:13:55
Testecleese: Let's see, let's see if Brian knows. Hey, Brian!
2:14:00
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:14:01
Testecleese: You know what a blue waffle is?
2:14:03
Brian McFadden: Nope.
2:14:04
Testecleese: You should Google that and look up pictures.
2:14:06
Ron Pascoe: Have you eaten brine?
2:14:08
Brian McFadden: I feel like I should probably do that on a private browsing.
2:14:11
Testecleese: You shouldn't do it, dude.
2:14:16
Brian McFadden: Is it, like, two girls with one cup?
2:14:19
Testecleese: It's like, it's like you got, she… Always a black woman.
2:14:24
El Guapo: Got railed out so hard, everything turned black and blue.
2:14:27
Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
2:14:28
Testecleese: And it's all relapsed and fallen out.
2:14:32
Ron Pascoe: And once you Google it, it'll alert your history.
2:14:35
Testecleese: Yeah.
2:14:37
El Guapo: They're gonna hunt you within that?
2:14:41
Testecleese: Rosie O'Donnell. Check this out.
2:14:43
Testecleese: Rosie O'Donnell went to a therapist, talking about her TDS.
2:14:49
Testecleese: And her therapist was like, hey, how about you try, like, Couple days.
2:14:55
Testecleese: Don't post about Trump, don't talk about Trump, don't even think about Trump. He's in the United States, you're here in Ireland.
2:15:02
Testecleese: Rosie couldn't make it 2 hours.
2:15:06
El Guapo: Wow.
2:15:07
Ron Pascoe: It's a real thing. TDS is a real thing.
2:15:09
Testecleese: It's a real thing, because they don't know.
2:15:11
El Guapo: what they.
2:15:11
Testecleese: hate them for.
2:15:13
Ron Pascoe: Because Moody has told them to.
2:15:15
Testecleese: Well, like I said, my sister's pretty reasonable when it comes to, like, showing her evidence, but the problem is I don't have time to sit down for 80 hours and show her everything, you know what I mean? But she's like, Trump's a racist, he's evil, and I'm like, well, how is he racist?
2:15:28
Testecleese: She's like, everything he does. I was like, well, then give me one example. She's like, well, I can't, because it's everything. I'm like, well, if it's everything, one example should be very easy to come up with, right?
2:15:38
Testecleese: And she couldn't tell you why she…
2:15:40
Testecleese: She couldn't tell me why she hated the guy. She just knew he was bad.
2:15:45
Ron Pascoe: I've got the same here in Australia, mate. Our media treat Donald Trump, despicably earlier. Absolutely despicable. Everything he does, they've got a Democrat slant on it, because a lot of our media is owned by your Democrat channel stations. TV stations.
2:15:59
Testecleese: Does Australia give a fuck what Trump is doing? Australia's supposed to be handling their own shit.
2:16:04
Ron Pascoe: what happens in America affects us, this is what you don't realize.
2:16:08
Testecleese: What happens in the United States affects the entire Western world, even though you guys aren't technically in the West.
2:16:15
Testecleese: But…
2:16:15
Ron Pascoe: We are.
2:16:16
Testecleese: It affects the entire Western world. But if you guys don't…
2:16:19
Testecleese: Want to be affiliated with that.
2:16:21
Testecleese: Fucking fine! Do your own thing, set your own goddamn stand, let the world follow you!
2:16:26
Ron Pascoe: It's not about that, mate, it's about what happens to us financially, through all your companies that you got out here, mate, everything, and that's what you don't understand.
2:16:34
Testecleese: Take him out!
2:16:34
Ron Pascoe: what?
2:16:34
Testecleese: Kick them out if it's that big a deal.
2:16:36
Ron Pascoe: No, well, the thing is, you don't see any people like me who support Donald Trump.
2:16:40
Ron Pascoe: Mate, I sit there, and I fucking… I lost friends over this, and I don't give a shit. I support Donald Trump, you guys see what I post.
2:16:48
Ron Pascoe: And the thing about it is, you know, I think the best thing that's ever happened to the world.
2:16:52
Testecleese: Here's the thing, like you said, lost friends over. I have never ended a friendship over politics, but I've had plenty of people end their friendship with me over politics.
2:17:01
Ron Pascoe: Yep, same.
2:17:02
Testecleese: I'm not even, quote, right-wing.
2:17:05
Testecleese: I'm just further right than your average fucking Democrat.
2:17:09
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:17:11
Ron Pascoe: Well, mate, I used to support our Labor Party out here, that's your Democrats in America. I used to be a Labor support party. Which is closer to our.
2:17:17
Testecleese: Republicans.
2:17:19
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, but mate, I've gone away. I will never give Labor another vote of mine again. They will never get another vote from me.
2:17:27
Testecleese: I remember seeing Australian news recently, and I don't remember why. I want… maybe I thought it was that…
2:17:33
Testecleese: Bonnie Blue.
2:17:36
El Guapo: He's, he's, UK, she's not Australia.
2:17:39
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, she, yeah, she's gone. Why would they go to Indonesia, a Muslim country, to do it?
2:17:45
Testecleese: Bali.
2:17:46
El Guapo: Jesus.
2:17:46
Ron Pascoe: He's an amazing.
2:17:47
El Guapo: She's just dumb. That's why she's a dog.
2:17:50
Testecleese: regular.
2:17:52
Testecleese: The camera?
2:17:52
Ron Pascoe: Why would you go to a Muslim country, and you know you're gonna get done?
2:17:57
Testecleese: Because… She believed, like a lot of Democrats.
2:18:01
Testecleese: That you're all just a bunch of racists, that's not how it really works.
2:18:07
Testecleese: Just like all these people wearing their rainbow, kafiyahs, supporting Gaza.
2:18:13
Ron Pascoe: Well, Palestine, I'd love to see him in Palestine.
2:18:17
Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, you know they'll throw you off a rooftop onto the concrete street, right?
2:18:22
Ron Pascoe: Then drag your body around on the back of horses or bloody utes.
2:18:25
Testecleese: Yeah, and show everyone how it's the faggots. And pardon my language, but that's what they'll say, right?
2:18:31
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
2:18:32
Testecleese: They might use a worse word than that.
2:18:35
Ron Pascoe: I'll boot your dead body as it drove past. Yeah, well, no, that'll do.
2:18:38
Testecleese: Interesting, I got to use the word faggot the other day, yeah, in a sentence, without…
2:18:44
Testecleese: Being a slur.
2:18:47
Testecleese: We were talking about, my mother-in-law having issues starting fires in her wood stove.
2:18:54
Testecleese: And I was like, well, she needs a good faggot to burn.
2:18:57
El Guapo: And the wife's kind of…
2:18:58
Testecleese: The wife looked at me like, what the fuck? She goes, oh my god, you mean a bundle of… she's like, you mean kindling wood? And I was like, yeah, a nice bundle of sticks.
2:19:07
Ron Pascoe: All teams, all the receipts.
2:19:08
Testecleese: A faggot, a faggy faggot, you know?
2:19:12
Ron Pascoe: He's more than we're…
2:19:13
El Guapo: It's kind of sparky.
2:19:14
Testecleese: Yeah, I want that fucker flaming, okay?
2:19:21
El Guapo: Burn, baby, burn. Burn, baby, burn.
2:19:26
Testecleese: But it's always fun when you get to use words you don't often use. Like, I got to use the word neurodivergent today.
2:19:31
El Guapo: Oh, God.
2:19:32
Testecleese: Well, I was like, it's sad because of, you know, neurodivergent diseases, but I was like, you don't get to use that word every day, right?
2:19:40
El Guapo: Nope.
2:19:42
Ron Pascoe: Oh, man.
2:19:46
Testecleese: Just like I can't believe that… that black dude called all the, like, Not Swalwell, Swalwell,
2:19:53
Testecleese: Larry Elder and all them, a bunch of coons. I was like, oh, okay.
2:20:00
Testecleese: I was like.
2:20:00
Ron Pascoe: Sooner.
2:20:02
Testecleese: Well, at least the N-bomb means you're ignorant. Coon just means, fuck you, you're black. You know?
2:20:07
Ron Pascoe: That's interesting. Does that make him a racist, even though he's black?
2:20:11
Testecleese: No, it's impossible for black people to be racist unless they, support white people.
2:20:17
Testecleese: No, no, no, no, no. That's what the new policy is.
2:20:22
Ron Pascoe: No. If he uses a racist word or a terminology, he's got to be a racist.
2:20:28
Testecleese: But he's a black man, so it's okay.
2:20:30
Ron Pascoe: But we're all equal.
2:20:32
Testecleese: You're not in the United States, dude, I'm telling you.
2:20:35
Testecleese: Dude… Stabbed a guy and got out of jail because someone called him the N-word after he got stabbed.
2:20:44
Testecleese: That black guy can get away with whatever the fuck he wants.
2:20:49
Testecleese: Like, can you imagine you stab someone, they call you Honky?
2:20:52
Testecleese: And then you get let out, case dropped, because they called you honky after they… you stabbed them?
2:20:59
Ron Pascoe: So if I identify as a black person, I can say, nigga.
2:21:05
Testecleese: I like the, the soft eye you had there.
2:21:08
Testecleese: I know as you Australians still have it like, the original, Great Britain that you still find in Boston.
2:21:17
Ron Pascoe: That's English one.
2:21:17
Testecleese: Soft eyes, right?
2:21:20
Ron Pascoe: That's English, my man.
2:21:21
Testecleese: Which made me laugh, because everyone's like, well, was it a hard R or a soft R? I'm like, I'm from Boston, there's no such thing.
2:21:28
El Guapo: Very good.
2:21:28
Testecleese: There's no Rs in Boston.
2:21:34
Testecleese: Well, no, there are Rs, but the issue is the R's cannot end a syllable.
2:21:39
El Guapo: Mmm…
2:21:40
Testecleese: Like, here's a project.
2:21:42
El Guapo: Oh, God. No.
2:21:44
Testecleese: Crossbot.
2:21:45
Testecleese: You prop, prospered!
2:21:50
Testecleese: But it's prosper.
2:21:52
Ron Pascoe: Yeah. And yeah, I parked my car on Havocyad, walk the west of the way, the bag is way too far to walk.
2:21:58
Ron Pascoe: like, when you say Red Sox.
2:22:01
Testecleese: Oh. Dude, I got a Red Sox tattoo on my fucking arm, alright?
2:22:05
Ron Pascoe: He's a Red Sox.
2:22:07
Testecleese: The socks!
2:22:09
Ron Pascoe: Sock. By the way, it's Bow Sock. It's Bow Socks.
2:22:15
Testecleese: Boston Red Sox, Bow Sox. Because there's also Chicago White Sox.
2:22:19
El Guapo: Mmm…
2:22:21
Testecleese: Anyway, Brian, anything left in this list you want to talk about?
2:22:24
Brian McFadden: Nope.
2:22:26
Testecleese: Oh, oh, oh, Jesus Christ, look at this. I'm getting my…
2:22:30
Testecleese: audio already, but I have not set up… oh, jeez, now it's blind. But I have not set up my, share.
2:22:38
Testecleese: Anyway, anyone still listening?
2:22:43
Testecleese: We, excuse me?
2:22:45
Testecleese: Could use a couple bucks to pay for the show.
2:22:49
Testecleese: I had to reach up my ass to find money to pay for it, Brian and I both.
2:22:53
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:22:54
Testecleese: And,
2:22:56
Testecleese: Shit, I don't know about you, Brian, but I got shit halfway up to my elbow reaching that far up my ass.
2:23:00
Brian McFadden: Yeah, it was ugly. Yeah!
2:23:03
Testecleese: And do you have any idea how long I spent in the shower?
2:23:07
Brian McFadden: Nope.
2:23:09
Testecleese: Oh my god, dude, that stink, and I'm still coughing from tickling my throat with my arm up my ass.
2:23:15
Ron Pascoe: So when you really need it, grab the retinol. Alright.
2:23:22
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2:23:26
Audio shared by Testecleese: Pinch this turd off.