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119: My Old Man With Sarah Chalke · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you if you think I can
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  Speaker 1: pull off a headband. Yeah, but that's not a headband.
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  Speaker 1: That's like a that's like a No, it's a thick Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a rap. It's a I have long hair now,
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  Speaker 1: and before you it's not like a do rag. What
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  Speaker 1: are you laughing at? You? Press record? Yes, okay, it's
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  Speaker 1: not a do rag. It's I didn't think it was
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  Speaker 1: a do rag. It looks more like a like you know,
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  Speaker 1: when young ladies go out but they haven't got their
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  Speaker 1: hair dead right, they put something over it. Not necessarily
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  Speaker 1: a do rag, but like a it's something that keeps
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  Speaker 1: the hair back tight and everything like that. Yeah, or
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  Speaker 1: what or what? Ladies are taking off their makeup and
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  Speaker 1: they put this to keep their hair off their face. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it looks like that. I'm not saying now, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: saying it's just made for ladies. I'm sure it was
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  Speaker 1: made for working out right, But right now your face
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  Speaker 1: has pulled so far back that you look like you
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  Speaker 1: might have gotten a little botox in it. That's how
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  Speaker 1: I'll be the first to admit that I'm not sure
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  Speaker 1: if I can pull it off. You never ever buy
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  Speaker 1: something and you're auditioning how you feel about it. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have the luxury of doing that. I try
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  Speaker 1: that shit on at the store, so I it's a headbar,
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  Speaker 1: probably cost eight bucks. But I'm trying out to see
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  Speaker 1: if I because I have long hair now, I've had
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  Speaker 1: a haircut in a very long time. My hair is
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  Speaker 1: always in my face. Here's a problem. I usually rocket
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  Speaker 1: baseball hat. I'm trying to shake it up, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't know that it's working, especially with all this judgment.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's gonna stay around. Here's a
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  Speaker 1: problem with you know, getting things in the mail and
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that, trying things on and you got to
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  Speaker 1: send it back, and sending it back takes way more
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  Speaker 1: effort than it would if you just went to the
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  Speaker 1: store and you try it on at the store. You
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  Speaker 1: got to go to the freaking post office or the
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  Speaker 1: wherever you get wherever you send your stuff out. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta get a box. It has to get weighed. There's
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  Speaker 1: so many things that come. I would prefer if I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna get something like that, do not have to
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  Speaker 1: return it. But I would have stayed. I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: like it, so it's all good. But if you didn't
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  Speaker 1: like it. It would have been a pain in the
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  Speaker 1: ass for you to take that. Well, I hear what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying about more expensive things. I wouldn't have returned
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  Speaker 1: this tiny piece of cloth. I would have handed it
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  Speaker 1: off to my girlfriend and said, use this for your makeup.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm trying it out because listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm working out, as you know. Yeah, and my hair
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  Speaker 1: is everywhere. My hair is very long, so I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to get it off off, you know, out out of
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  Speaker 1: my way. It looks good. I'm not gonna look at mine.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I feel. I feel you're not gonna lie
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  Speaker 1: to you. It looks good. It makes you look so
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  Speaker 1: much younger. I feel your judgment. So you're saying I
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  Speaker 1: fear saying it's my skin back like botox. Yeah. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like when said quarantine is over, you should
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  Speaker 1: test that out on the masses and wear that out.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think people. I think our next super friend
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  Speaker 1: already said it's My girlfriend already said it's like it's
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  Speaker 1: very broy, it's like a bro thing. I didn't like
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  Speaker 1: that adjective. Oh well, you know, bro, did you know
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  Speaker 1: that places like Hoboken they call it ho ho broken broken, No,
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  Speaker 1: ho broken. Like there's a lot of bros and hope
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  Speaker 1: there's always been a lot of bro It's like a
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  Speaker 1: lot of college kid bro baseball head backwards. Say no,
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  Speaker 1: not bro Boken. That's what they call it bro Boken.
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  Speaker 1: Bro Boken. Oh yeah, because you you lived there, right
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  Speaker 1: for like a half a year. I lived in Jersey
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  Speaker 1: and all I heard was you're going to Broboken. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: where would you go out? Um, when you were like
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  Speaker 1: going for drinks with friends, would you go to Broboken? No?
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  Speaker 1: I have a chilling downtown Jersey City, Jersey City. I've
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  Speaker 1: never I've never had a drink in Jersey City in
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  Speaker 1: my life. Well, Jersey City is gentrified. Apparently, Jersey City
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  Speaker 1: used to be a very very different neighborhood than how
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  Speaker 1: it is now, and gentrification happened, and it was a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of warehouses also, so like if you lived in
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  Speaker 1: Jersey City, you lived amongst warehouses and so now it's
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  Speaker 1: like stuff anyway, So bro Boken, Yes, best sushi I've
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  Speaker 1: ever had in Jersey Okay, the name of the place
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  Speaker 1: is called Saku Saku, Yeah in Jersey City. Or where
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  Speaker 1: was your or or I should say Hoboken And where
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  Speaker 1: was your favorite bar in Jersey City? If people want
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  Speaker 1: to go, do you remember the name I Saku out?
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  Speaker 1: I would. I would go to saku like all the time.
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  Speaker 1: My favorite Oh boy, sah, my favorite bar to go to. However,
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  Speaker 1: in Jersey City was definitely I would. I would find
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  Speaker 1: myself at Hudson Hall. Hudson Hall. All right, Well, if
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  Speaker 1: you're in Jersey City, everybody support Jersey bars and go
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  Speaker 1: to Hudson Hall and ask them where Donald Fhazon sat
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  Speaker 1: and you can rub your cheeks on on the stool.
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  Speaker 1: Well you could do that, That's that's fine, or you
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  Speaker 1: could just go and have a drink. Tell them I
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  Speaker 1: sent Sarah. Do is your audio work now? No? It
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  Speaker 1: does not, It does not. Dan do you guys? I
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  Speaker 1: want you to know that Dan had a private session
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  Speaker 1: with Sarah this time to talk her through her audio.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know what it is, but she's just,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's safe to say, not tech savvy. She
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  Speaker 1: has to have some skill when it comes to tech.
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  Speaker 1: She does voice over, she had a prior I know,
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  Speaker 1: how about the Rick and Morty people don't have to
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  Speaker 1: put up with this? Okay, okay, now I'm unplugging my headphones.
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  Speaker 1: Do you hear me? Now? Okay? Good? Perfect? For the
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  Speaker 1: love okay, Dan, Dan, Now you gotta record that. Can
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  Speaker 1: you please edit this out? This is absolutely request as
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  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, Box six seven eight stories about
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  Speaker 1: show we made about a bunch of dots and nurses
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  Speaker 1: and stories. Yeado around you here, yadoo around here. M good.
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  Speaker 1: I want to do the five. Well, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't You didn't deserve it. You don't deserve that.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see how you perform on the show and if
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  Speaker 1: you're if you're good enough, we'll let you do the
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  Speaker 1: end one. Okay, is anyone else hearing opera? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: something's playing music. This is incredible. Maybe maybe on the
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  Speaker 1: iTunes app on your iPad um someone accidentally hit opera. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but it's weird. That totally fixed it. That totally that
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  Speaker 1: totally fixed it. But it was a Pepper Pig episode.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know they did opera and Pepper Pig. But oh,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, Pepper Pig has made a return in house.
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  Speaker 1: I thought we were doing with Pepper Pig. Will you
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  Speaker 1: tell people that don't have children, what the hell pepper
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  Speaker 1: Pepper Pig is a British show cartoon about a pig
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  Speaker 1: named Pepper, and it starts off high. I'm Pepper Pig.
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  Speaker 1: This is my brother George, this is Mummy Pig, and
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  Speaker 1: this is Daddy Pig. And each time she is this
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  Speaker 1: is one of the pigs. Right, well, Susie Sheep's her
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  Speaker 1: best friend. Every time they introduce one of the pigs,
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  Speaker 1: they snort. So, I'm Pepper Pig, this is my brother George,
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  Speaker 1: this is Mummy Pig, and this is Daddy Pig. It's okay.
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  Speaker 1: And what are they going adventure? I'm assuming they go
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  Speaker 1: on adventures and no, they go to school. It's like
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  Speaker 1: a kids show for it's like to help with etiquette,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, like how you're supposed to react to
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  Speaker 1: helps you. It helps you to react like Pepper and
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  Speaker 1: her family do to certain things. Well, because they're like proper,
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  Speaker 1: they're good. They're like, no, it's not that well, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I guess you could say British folks are proper. That's
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  Speaker 1: that's one way. Well, I just mean like they have
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  Speaker 1: good etiquette, they have good manners, right, they definitely have
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  Speaker 1: good like you can't jump in muddy puddles unless you
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  Speaker 1: wear your boots. Okay, that's one of the main rephrases,
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  Speaker 1: jumping up and down in muddy puddles, splish splash this
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  Speaker 1: oh gosh um. But also it's incredibly funny, as most
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  Speaker 1: British humor is. And like my fourteen year old nephew,
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  Speaker 1: who I'll like never be as cool as him ever.
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  Speaker 1: Um was watching Pepper Pig with with Frankie, who was
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  Speaker 1: three at the time, and he was like, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta get over here, you gotta come watch this. It
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  Speaker 1: was like the most I was doubled over. I'm sending
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  Speaker 1: you guys the link, and you're not going to believe
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  Speaker 1: the humor in this. It's sigh, oh my god. The
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  Speaker 1: one about where she can't whistle. She's like whistling like
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  Speaker 1: this and hangs it right up on Susie sheet. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's funny, gold, It's amazing. I'm sending it. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: Trader Joe's, Yes, Trader Joe's. They do not have a
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  Speaker 1: Trader Joe's here, and people all of my friends drive
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  Speaker 1: over the border to go get Trader Joe's and ring back.
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  Speaker 1: But they also there's a company. There was like some
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  Speaker 1: article about what I was telling everyone while you while
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  Speaker 1: you were while you were doing this, there was like
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  Speaker 1: there was a store that was like, fuck it, We're
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  Speaker 1: just gonna make our own store. They went across the
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  Speaker 1: border b and just sold the ship at their store. Right. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: what was it called trader I can't remember a long
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  Speaker 1: time ago, Trader Jane or something totally. Yeah, I know,
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  Speaker 1: it's a it's a whole Uh, it's a whole thing. Tiny.
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  Speaker 1: How long? How long what do you How long will
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  Speaker 1: it take would it take you wherever you are to
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  Speaker 1: get in the United States across the border? Oh it's
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  Speaker 1: not long, Um, like two hours? Okay, so you're not
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  Speaker 1: that far. Yeah? Yeah, I miss you two we were taught.
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  Speaker 1: We've been talking about how we never see you and
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  Speaker 1: we miss your face. I miss you guys too. We
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  Speaker 1: got the band back together on zoom. No, look at this,
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  Speaker 1: the band's back together on the band is back together.
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  Speaker 1: We can't do our handshake virtually Donald and make Zack jealous.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't like I think jealous. I never you whenever
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  Speaker 1: people do those like epically long handshakes. I I frowned,
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  Speaker 1: but only because I I've never been involved with one
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  Speaker 1: and I couldn't possibly remember it, so maybe I'm just jealous.
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  Speaker 1: I have a very long one with Sarah Chuck, and
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  Speaker 1: I have a very long one with Breck and Meyer.
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  Speaker 1: Those are the only two handshakes that I have in
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  Speaker 1: my life where I'm like, Jeesus is a long ass
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  Speaker 1: and shake. Could you and Sarah get right back into
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  Speaker 1: it without fault right now? You think, oh yeah, get
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  Speaker 1: a girl running man, you get it. So we were
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  Speaker 1: talking the last episode about your your epic. We were
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  Speaker 1: talking about your your epic. I told you so dance
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  Speaker 1: and how long it was. Oh my god, that's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: People send me that at different moments in my life
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  Speaker 1: over social media. That was one of those fun times
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  Speaker 1: on Scrubs, Like what a unique job when you get
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  Speaker 1: to do this where Bill was just like the line
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  Speaker 1: in the script that I told you so, and he said,
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  Speaker 1: instead of saying that, just make up like a song
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  Speaker 1: and a dance, and I told you so a song
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  Speaker 1: and dance, And it's just you know, it's not frequently
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  Speaker 1: you have to do that on the job, so it's fun. Well,
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  Speaker 1: do you remember getting down into the splits. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: hard to get out of them. I remember getting down
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  Speaker 1: into it and being like and I'm stuck. I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna say, there's some video I think on one of
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  Speaker 1: the gagriels where people can watch on usually if you're
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  Speaker 1: if you're interested, where Sarah just kept going and going
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  Speaker 1: and going with her I told you so dance and
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  Speaker 1: they only could put a short piece of it in
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  Speaker 1: the show, but it like it went on for like
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  Speaker 1: a full minute. I think, oh yeah, they didn't cut,
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  Speaker 1: so I just kept going and then brought in some
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  Speaker 1: French and German like I told you so in German,
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  Speaker 1: which is yeah, it's him to kept kazakht because obviously,
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  Speaker 1: after being tortured going to German school twice a week
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  Speaker 1: for my entire upbringing, anytime I can, you know, feel
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  Speaker 1: that it's actually it's only been useful in scrubs. That's
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  Speaker 1: the only time I've ever used my German. Really Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but would go to international upfronts and stuff like that,
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  Speaker 1: it was always he When you do press, you must
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  Speaker 1: be very popular with the French and German press, I
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  Speaker 1: would think. Because Sarah is fully trilingual, not anymore. I
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  Speaker 1: was as a kid French. I still I can speak,
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  Speaker 1: but after my grandmother died, we don't really speak German. Anymore.
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  Speaker 1: So I've lost so much of it. But I but
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  Speaker 1: French I still have because that was you know, all day,
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  Speaker 1: everyday school was in French, like math, science, pe everything.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so jealous of people. I wish multiple language. I
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  Speaker 1: wish I could speak multiple languages. Man. Like I tried
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  Speaker 1: to get the Rosetta stone, and I do failed at it,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? But I failed at it. No,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't fail at it. You just didn't commit Donald.
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  Speaker 1: That's that that that you know what, that's a better
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  Speaker 1: way to look at it. That's a that's a that's
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  Speaker 1: a better way to look at it. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: I probably could have been grade at basketball if I
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  Speaker 1: dedicated a lot of time to it. I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying I would have been like had natural super skills,
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  Speaker 1: but I always think of it like like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's what you dedicate time and focus and energy too.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, You're absolutely right because I know a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people who didn't play sports growing up and
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  Speaker 1: put a lot of energy into sports when they got older,
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  Speaker 1: meaning like tennis or golf or something like that, and
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  Speaker 1: now they are very good at those sports, right I imagine.
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  Speaker 1: I just I just want to clarify for yourself, for
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  Speaker 1: your own psyche that you could probably be You could
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  Speaker 1: easily become bilingual if you cared enough to if you
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  Speaker 1: dedicated the hours you dedicate to animation to learn a language,
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  Speaker 1: I probably, I probably would be fluent. What language would
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  Speaker 1: you choose? What language? I could choose a language that's interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I would choose Spanish because here we are living in
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  Speaker 1: California and it feels like makes the most sense to
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  Speaker 1: be able to speak with so many Spanish speakers that
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  Speaker 1: are here. Yeah, Spanish is a good one. Uh wow.
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  Speaker 1: Also probably a good one. Now, French is a good one.
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  Speaker 1: But if I could choose, I would want to choose
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  Speaker 1: something that's like out of the ordinary. Hebrew, I would
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  Speaker 1: I would love to learn here. That would be great. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, you speaking Hebrew in Israel would be
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  Speaker 1: one of the one of the most amazing things. Can
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  Speaker 1: you just do it, please, We'll do it together. We'll
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  Speaker 1: do it together. That would be great. Well, So, Sarah,
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  Speaker 1: we were talking about sports stuff like that, and I
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  Speaker 1: thought you wanted to say something. Go ahead, Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to say two things. Um. One that yes, Donald,
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  Speaker 1: pick a language and absolutely master it in terms of languages.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of cheated because I was a kid, and
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  Speaker 1: I feel as a kid, it's like it's just insert.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a gift into your brain. It's so easy,
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  Speaker 1: and as an adult it's so much harder. But but sports,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm living proof that what Zach just said is
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  Speaker 1: not true about you could play basketball and become really good.
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  Speaker 1: I devoted so much time in my youth to basketball.
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  Speaker 1: It's all I wanted, and I wanted it's so bad.
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  Speaker 1: And I tried out for the basketball team in grade five,
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: grade six, grade seven, I was at our neighbor's hoop
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  Speaker 1: in the pouring rain in Canada, practicing every day. And
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  Speaker 1: then tryouts for grade seven basketball came and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: this is my year. The basketball came from across the court,
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  Speaker 1: hit me, we're in the face and started a series
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: of like crazy nosebleeds, but lasted for months until I
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  Speaker 1: got my nose cautter eyes. But anyways, I kept trying
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  Speaker 1: out for the team, and I kept practicing, and I'd
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  Speaker 1: take like camps and I would I would try so hard.
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  Speaker 1: And finally, in grade ten, and I was still the
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  Speaker 1: shortest kid in the class, I grew and I was
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  Speaker 1: like really like eighteen or something. So I finally made
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  Speaker 1: the team. And Blake, who you both met, who's my
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  Speaker 1: brother in law, was two years older and was my
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  Speaker 1: coach and makes fun of me till this day. And
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  Speaker 1: I made the team, but I spent the whole time
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  Speaker 1: on the bench. But I was like, I didn't care
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  Speaker 1: because I had a jersey and I was on the
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  Speaker 1: team and I was getting on the bus with all
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  Speaker 1: of my buddies to go to the game, and that's
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  Speaker 1: all I wanted. And we had a really good team.
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  Speaker 1: And they would put me on a center forward as
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  Speaker 1: like a joke when we were beating the other team
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  Speaker 1: like seventy to four, and I'd be like jumping, drying,
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  Speaker 1: like and I was all effort, no skill, so trying
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  Speaker 1: so hard and just yeah, well, you know what, you
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  Speaker 1: made the team. So all of that practice it off,
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  Speaker 1: and you got to run up and down a couple
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  Speaker 1: of for a couple of minutes during every game that year.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure I do think a lot of people say,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm including myself on this, like oh I suck
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  Speaker 1: at that, Oh I suck at that. Oh I can't cook,
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  Speaker 1: Oh I can't drive a motorcycle. Oh, I can't play basketball.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, no, well maybe you're not amazing at it,
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  Speaker 1: but you never dedicated any fucking time to trying. Right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: there is that, there is there is that. There is that.
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  Speaker 1: Like I say all the time, I can't write, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, I can imagine so much,
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: and I can and I can and I can come
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: up with so many stories. You know what. I've never done. No,
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: you know what, I've never practiced trying to write it
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: into trying to write it down. I've always worked well,
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: I've got this idea and somebody's like, oh, you should
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: write it down, and I'm like, oh, no, I'm not
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: a writer. How would I ever know if I don't
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: sit down and I put the pen to pad. Of course,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: just to just imagine something you love, like in your
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: case would be animation or basketball or golf. Imagine all
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: those hours you had been in a writing class, right,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: you know you'd probably be a fucking amazing writer, right right,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: or or or practicing not just sitting in a class. Well,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: it's like you said, I would learn how to write.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: That doesn't necessarily mean I'd be a great writer. I
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: might not be great at it. But I would be
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: able to understand structure, and I would understand you know
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: how to tell us you would still get way better.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: You would get way better even if no matter where
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: you're starting it, will you become of the greatest writers
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: of all time. No, but if you but you'd be,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: you'd I guarantee you, with practice, you'd be. You'd be
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: pretty darn good. I feel like, you know, you get
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: you get put in a box as a kid of
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: the things you can and can't do so early. And
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: you know, for me, that was singing. I was in
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: grade five and Missus McKinnon was like, chalk girls, just
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: mouth the words for this performance to my sister and
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I when we were singing Christmas carols in a mall
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: for like some school, not a fancy choir, like a
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: school choir. And I feel like it was like that
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: moment where I love nothing more than musical theater and
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: was doing musical theater after school, and it just completely
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: shut me down and put me in this box of like, oh,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: that's something that I can't do, so I stopped working
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: at it and learning and trying. And who knows where
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: you would have gotten if you would have kept going. Yeah,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: you could have been adele Epennine in lame is Well
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: you think it's you think. I remember a kid I
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: went to school with could not really sing that well.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: He could barely hold a tune, you know what I mean.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: But he could play the piano really, really well. Right
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: when he graduated. He's gone on now to write songs.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: He performs all the time. He's an amazing artist, you
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. But I remember when he couldn't sing.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: He could sing his ass off, now, you know what
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: I mean. My little brother Alami day when he was
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: in a band called Imagine. When he auditioned for the
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: band Imagine, he sang show tunes because that's all he knew.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I think it's auditioned with something like, you know, the
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: song of Peter I Won't Grow Up. I think that
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: was his audition for the band, and they were like, well,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: the kid can the kid can hold a tune, Let's
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: see if we can work with him. Now, my little brother,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: he has music that he works on all the time
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: and he tries to get it out and he's you know,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: he's doing his thing as a musician, and he's a
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: very good singer, and he sings. If you ask me,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: he sings better than a lot of the motherfucker's out
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: right now. But that's just how do we how do
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: we hear his music? Need him? Plus? Yeah, we'll shout
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: him out at your old lammy day. Uh why oh
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: uh oh l A M I d E. I think
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: that's it, I, you know, to be honest with you,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting to shout him out like that, but
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: I think that's his handle on Instagram. Uh, And we'll
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: fix it if it's not. Anyway, he worked really hard
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: to get where he was, so I understand, I understand
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: the premise. That doesn't necessarily mean you're gonna be no,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: the greatest. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. An epiphany
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: I had in my own life, you know, in my
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: in my twenties, was, you know, stop saying you suck
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: at X, Y and Z. And it's not that you don't,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: but it's because you haven't dedicated any interest. And it
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: comes at any time, and it becomes it comes with interest.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: So the things that we're all interested in in our
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: own lives, our own hobbies and things outside of being
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: an actor, will dedicate countless hours too. For me. One
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: of my hobbies is photography. I will be online looking
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: at cameras and playing with new cameras, you know, for
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: endless hours. Now I could be dedicating that time to
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: something else and get quite good at that thing. So
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: it's just foolish just say like, oh I suck at that.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: You might, but it's it's not because you you you,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: it's in your bones. It's because you didn't dedicate any
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: commitment to time. That's all I'm right, I agree with.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: And that also goes for learning lines also, yes, sure,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: just putting it out. Yeah. Donald always used to say,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: and always does, say, oh I can't learn lines. That's bullshit.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: You were fucking high watching basketball. That was That was honest.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: That's the honest, to goodness truth. And when I stopped
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: doing all of that, I found that learning lines was
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: actually very easy to do. When you just look. If
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: you can't learn it in two hours, there's something wrong,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You should really think about
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: finding other exercises to do when it comes to line learning.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: That is, it's just a matter of practice. For me.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: By the way, we should just um Sarah before we
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: get in the episode, how is your quarantine going? You're
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: up in Canada still, I assume. Yeah, yeah, I'm up
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: in Canada. And it's, um, you know, it's like a
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: never ending roller coaster. We're doing pretty good. Um, We've
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: had like a little bit, you know, a kid. People
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: get sick and then obviously that's not a fun time
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: because every you know, anytime you get any symptom right now,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: it's terrifying. UM. And and just trying to find ways
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: to keep the kids positive and occupied. And I feel
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: like it's you know, it's a constant um game, uh
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: with your own brain to just you know, keep focused
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: on positive stuff. And are they opening schools back up
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: in Canada yet they are? They sent out a survey
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: uh to say, you know, would you send your kids back?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: And I answered back, I would not, could not in
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: a boat. I would not, could not with a goat. Right.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: It's kind of hard to do that right now. That's
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: the one thing that's you know, that's the that's the
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: one thing that I I don't know that I could
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: do that. You know I could, I can't. I know,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I don't say I shouldn't say. I don't know. I
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: know that I wouldn't. I'm not ready for that. Yet,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: But they're not doing that this school year, right. The talk,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: if anything, would be the fall. They're opening here now August.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Some schools are already back. Yeah, school, my kids schools
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: are back. Um and um, you know, I feel like
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: it's uh, you know, party, which is the message they
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: were putting out there was there's absolutely a need for
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: some kids to go back to school. So please if
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: you can keep your kids home, to make more space
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: for the kids who have to go back, so that
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: there can be social distancing as opposed to like, do
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: you want to send your kids back? It should be
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I think a little more focused on the goal of
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: keeping the numbers small still for the people that have
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: to go back because they need to go back or
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: because their parents are working on the front line or
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: whatever it is, right, Sarah, forgive me for not knowing this,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: but has Canada been hit I mean, I know it
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: per capita obviously, but has it been hit as as
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: hard as the United States has been hit with it?
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think, you know, the numbers on the West
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Coast are a lot better than the numbers on the
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: East Coast right now, and I think that you know,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: part of that is the West coast of Canada. Their
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: spring break was a little bit sooner it hit. Their
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: first to the West coast had a bit more benefit
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: of time in terms of locking down a bit earlier
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: in terms of when the virus arrived. And and I
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: think it's it's obviously less densely populated, and so I
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: think part of it is just luck. Part of it's
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: a social distancing. But the numbers have been have been lower,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: and the borders aren't open yet, right like you you, well,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: you might be able to because you have dual citizenship,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: right you can, but if you don't have dual citizenship,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: you can't get into the United States. Right. Nope, they're
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: still closed. I don't know what their plans are for that.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I miss you well, yeah, you guys too, And you
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: guys have been keeping me entertained and happy. Are you
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: really listening because we had to prove I don't know
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: if you've heard the episode with Randall, but he tried
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: to act like he was listening and then he said
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: three two one, and he got out in one. No,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I've been listening. I've I haven't heard all of them.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I've heard a bunch of them, and it's making me
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: so happy, and I can't believe how much you guys remember.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: And it's so fun to just, especially in a time
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: like this, like go back into that go back into
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: that headspace we had. I just we had so much fun.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: We had so many fucking laughs, and I, um, yeah,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: all of it, like Donald singing Stafford and Son. The
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: other day, Um, you know what it is, Well, you
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: know what it is. I was hanging out with Paul
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Rudd and Alicia Silverstone and Breck and Meyer doing a
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Clueless reunion like a year and a half ago or
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: something like that, right, And Paul said something that was
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: very very interesting. He was like, we have history together,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So because we have history together,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: it's so easy to fall back into where we were
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: when we were working on Scrubs, right, he was, he
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: was saying, we're clueless. He was like, we had such
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: a great time and it was such a big opportunity
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: for all of us, and it turned into something so
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: big that when we see each other, you can't help
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: but reminisce and feel all of those great feelings that
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: you had when shit jumped off. Right, Yeah, I think also,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: you know, when we did the show, we didn't have
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: all these years of knowing just how special it really was.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, we've all done plenty of jobs since and
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: continue to work and we'll till till our dying day.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: But I think when I watched these episodes back and
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I talk to you guys, and it's great seeing everyone
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: now we're doing the show. We see you Sarah, we
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: saw Johnny, see we see people that we don't see
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: all the time. It's it's even bringing back more nostalgia
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: for me because I'm going, Wow, what a what a
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: unique time this was to not only do something for
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: so long, but to create this wonderful bond with these
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: with these people, and um, it's you know a lot
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: of jobs as an actor that you do. They're fun
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: and everyone's cool and it works or it doesn't, but
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: it isn't such a special thing where where you have
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: these lifelong bonds with people. It's so true, is it?
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: It was? It was it was our twenties, right like
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: it was our twenties. It was such a formative time
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I think too, in our lives. And then for it
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: to be on such a special show. And yeah, like
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: you guys were saying, like you know, you Reel was
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: being adults like how fucking rare that is? And to
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: have you know, I mean, we would we would spend
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: it was like you guys were talking about with Randall,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: It's like we would spend sixteen twenty hours shooting. We
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: would go over time that people don't never do anymore,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: and then we would go with the whole crew to
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: the money Tree, you know, on a Friday night. We
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: would have wine and cheese Fridays. I mean we've literally
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: just spent like over one hundred hours together. And then,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: you know, and then are still hanging out or would
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: hang out on the weekends and we really all eat
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: lunch together. I mean, I don't know if you guys
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: now nowadays on sets, people are like all right later,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: it's like right, but we used to every single day
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: for nine for eight years, um, have lunch together. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: it's so it's so um, it's so rare. I was
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: working on a job like a year ago, and I
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: just I was new there, and I just grabbed my
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: train and went down and sat with the crew and
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: a couple of guys that I'd worked with years and
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: years ago. And somebody said like, oh, actually, just go
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: to the trail and I was like, Oh, that's not
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: how that's not how I grew up, that's not what
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I enjoy. And it was Yeah. I don't know if
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: you guys remember, but Carrie Bennett, our amazing costume designer
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: who had her own life fabulous scrubs. I definitely remember
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Carrie Bennett. I think, oh my god, she's so great.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: So she she she, she'd say to me, you know,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: after lunch, she was like, Sarah, um, I don't want
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: to say this, but we're running out of scrubs, in
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: of your scrubs, and we we we we just need to.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: We're going to give you this art smock as a
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: as a Giant did, and you've got to wear it
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: to the lunch ten And I was like, you're kidding me, right, Carrie,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: And she's like, no, no, just like wear it and
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: then it will protect the scrubs, these beautiful baby blue
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: scrubs from the chili stain. And so I did, and
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: it was kind of humiliating, and I was super proud.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I came back from lunch and I'm like Carrie, And
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: then I had taken a quick disco nap in my
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: dressing room and I fell asleep on a sharpie, and
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: so these baby blue scrubs that were like pristine on
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: the front had like a sharply stained the size of
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: a grape fruit on the butt. Sarah, is it okay
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: to tell everyone that you're not necessarily the tidiest person?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I forgot about that. Your dressing room,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Oh my shit, how did you find anything? And never?
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: You've never seen anything like it? People, Oh, that's right,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: come along. Well, I don't know, do you guys? Remember
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I moved dressing rooms because I was between your two
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: dressing rooms at the right end of the hallway. And
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: then in whatever season that Heather Graham came on, she
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: was coming for eight episodes, and they made her a
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: really nice dressing room. They brought in like new carpeting
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: and they painted. They brought in this cute little couch
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: and it was smaller than I but it was so pretty,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: and so when she left they let me have it.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: So I ended up switching over to Heather's dressing That's
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: so fu up. They fixed up a dressing room because
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Heather Graham was coming, and then when she left, you
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: were like, can I have it? And they were like sure?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Like that so fuck up that after all this time,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: you didn't get that dressing room. That's you moved across
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: the hall. That's right, you moved to the other side.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Oh but okay, yes I did. And and as more
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: proof that I've been listening to your podcast, Johnny C.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I was laughing so hard. He was like, it was like,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: we remember how we each got fifteen hundred dollars from
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Disney every year to improve our dressing rooms. I was like,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: hell no, I remember just going on. I remember I
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: remember going into Donald didn't have much to core and
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: he would just like like whatever, whatever the latest video
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: game system and the controllers everywhere, and then and then
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Sarah looked like you're exploded. There was just like shit everywhere. Yeah,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: kind of was a teenager. I mean when I looked
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: back at those episodes, we were babies, like, yeah, but
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: you were in your twenties. You weren't a teenager. I know,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I know. And then Zach your your dressing room looked
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: like fucking you would walk in and it would smell good.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: You had freaking art on the wall and shit like
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: that stood up. I was there. I was there my
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: whole life. I thought it had to be a little
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: bit nice, but I want everyone to realize these are
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: still hospital rooms. Okay, these are small hospital rooms that
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: basically just had some Ikeya furniture and a fresh coat
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: of paint. But dude, you'll have changed your ship up
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: a little bit more than just Ikea furniture. Like they
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: were like they were like, Zach, here's your room, and
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: you were like, no, we gotta fix it. Hold on now,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: hold hold on. Where did you get this? Where did
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: you get this furniture from Ikia? No? No, no, no no,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: we gonna have to get pottery barn. Like you. It
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: was not as nice as pottery barn. It was. I
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: think it was all rental shit. So every year they
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: bring you in like how about this couch, and you'd
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: be like no, and then he's going to the rental
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: house and be like how about this one was just
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: like some bit I'm learning so much. I a never
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: got the fife someone. I never had someone to say
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: how about this couch. I was just whatever coach was
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: in there till I took Heather Clams. I mean, in
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: my difference, I was there the most hours of the day,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: so I did. I did occasionally like I'm gonna need
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: to nap, so I'm gonna I do remember saying I
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: do remember going up to somebody and being like, listen,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be a pain in the ass
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: or anything like that, but my couch is made out
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: of like, uh, it's like Dan Dirry or whatever this
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: shit is, and it's really hard on my face and
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: it's really hot. Is there a way we could find
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: something that's a little bit more cooler? Uh? And and
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: not cooler like uh like esthetically cooler, but cooler, like
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: keeps your body cool cooler. I don't want you to
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: be a pain in the ass, but is there any
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: way this could happen? And I remember them being like, hmm,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: let me talk to somebody about this. We'll see you're
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: talking right. Maybe Zack's like they would be like, here's
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: a couch. When you think of this couch? No, okay
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: about that? You should have been like you should have
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: been like Heather Graham would like me to have a
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: nicer couch. Should we get into the episode, guys, absolutely,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I know you both have I know you both have
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: children that need tending to So absolutely, should we go
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: to break before we get to eat? Yes, we are
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: going to break. Sarah, would you like to throw it
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: a break. No, no, Sara, Sarah the episode break No sorry,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: do it again? Go ahead, We're going to break. Welcome back.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: We're here with Sarah Chalk, the legendary Canadian. I would
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: say America's favorite Canadian. I used to call her Canada's
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Britney Spears who maybe Ryan Reynolds might be slightly more
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: popular than you, but that's it. Other than him, maybe
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: maybe Michael J. Fox that's it. Maybe maybe Seth Rogan,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: maybe oh he's Canadian. Maybe Ryan got stop bringing stop
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: bringing Sarah down on the list. My heart, in my heart, Sarah,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: you're number one, number one Canadian. That means a lot.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: All right, let's try how about this. You're one of
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: my favorite human beings on the planet. How about that? True?
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: And Sarah, when you when I see your face, I
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: automatically smile. Put it that way. That's the highest compliment
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I can give someone. I see your face and I smile.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I'll take it. Donald Directed by Adam Bernstein and written
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: by Matt Tarsa's that's a power team right there. Those
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: are two all stars. That's a good I knew that was.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: There was a reason why I really liked this episode. Well,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of good team. There's a lot of
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: good stuff in it. But for those of you who
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: don't know at home, those we've been talking about them.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: But the Adam Bernstein directed the pilot back and also
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: the music video for Baby's Got Back. If you want
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: to see some of his finest work, and U which
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: involves a giant ass, I mean the set Adams Adam's choice.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Adam's vision for the Baby's Got Back video was to
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: just build an enormous ass. If you don't believe me,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: look it up on YouTube. These dancers dance around a
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: huge ass. Well, you know, I wonder this did Adam
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Bernstein direct Sir mix a lots follow up to Baby
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Got Back? Put it on a glass? Very good question, Joel,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: would you mind looking that up? No, Bill won't know,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: but Joelle can look it up. Jarell Joel, who is
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: the genius or tour behind put it on the glass?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Was it indeed Adam Bernstein or not? Now? Donald, what
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: are they putting on the glass? Their boobs? Are their bums?
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Their boobs? Oh, they're putting their boobs on the glass.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: So he went from Baby Got Back to can you
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: imagine the meaning? That he's like, can you imagine, Like
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: they're like, sir, mix a lot comes in and he's like, Hi,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I have a song I want to do about the
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: love for my children. And they're like, ah no, we
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: were thinking more along the lines put him on the glass.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: We were, right, I want to follow up baby, but
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: got back with a song that's really dear to me. Yeah,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: it's about connection to my spirituality and my love of
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: my parents and and right and like you know, mix
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: a lot. We were thinking, sir, do you think they
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: called them sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, mix a lot.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: We were we were thinking, Babies Back sold so well,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: so many records, Yes, and it's only right that we
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: follow up with put them on the glass. Yeah, yeah,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: you're you're focusing on the tushes we made millions. What
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: if you did something about putting boobies on windshields. I
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: don't know that one of the one. I don't know
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: that put him on the glass was as big as
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Baby Got Back though. Now wait, I have a question, Donald,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: it was put him on the glass specifically about putting
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: breasts on a windscreen? Yeah, it was like on a windshield? Yes,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: So like I think what was sir mix a lot
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: asking of the women in specific. I don't know, but
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: all I know is the hook was like put him
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: on the glass. And I remember being like a different
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: what a different era? Joella's fact checking who directed that?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: And if you don't know what we're talking about, you
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: really need to look up these music videos. I used
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: to pa on music videos back in the day, and
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: you know it was a different era. I mean people
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: actually watched music videos back then. You remember, yeah, dude,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I remember, I remember music video. I remember MTV. What
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I really remember is the Box and that was when
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: you got to call in and make your video request.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Canada had the Box for a while. Y'all also had
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: other things that look, here's what was dope about just
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: shouting out your home country her names Junior High Well,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Degrassi Junior High, Degrassi High Yo, MTV raps. But there
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: was another one. It was like music Box or some
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: shit like that. I forget the name of it, but
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: it was like, all right, So when I was a kid,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: b et head uh rap city? Oh was that? Yeah?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: That was b Et I think, guess right, and so uh,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Canada also had a rap city also, and it would
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: be Canadian artists. And that's how I learned out about
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: learned about Cardinal Official and all of these Toronto artists
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Anyway, if you had cable when
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: you were a kid, you could get Canadian television, and
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: on Canadian television they would play de Grassi Junior High,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: the Grassy High, and uh, what you can't do that
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: on television? I remember, you can't do that on television.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Loose Yak of the Lockers, wasn't that, yes? And Sarah
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: wasn't that? Um? Wasn't that the show where if you
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: if you said, I don't know, they dropped greenshit on you. Now,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I thought that was a Nickelodeon that. I thought that
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: was a Nickelodeon show. My point is, My point is,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: you guys had some pretty dope television to watch its kids. Man,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: they with some serious shit on Degrassi. Man, it wasn't
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: like the usual, you know, it wasn't Saved by the
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Bell where Shorty got hooked on freaking caffeine pills. That
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: motherfucker got hooked on meth like shit like that, like
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: on like straight up pills, dude. And was Draca was
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Drake a leading character on Degrassi or like that was
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: we were older by the time Drake was on Degrassi.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: They weren't, you know, some of the original casts had
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: come back and they were like the teachers on they
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: were like screeching Belding type shit. But when it comes
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: to when it came to like there was a girl
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: on the show who got pregnant and junior high school
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: or something like that. It goes into high school. I
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: think her name was Caitlin or something like that. She
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: goes to High Steel and she got a baby and stuff.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I don't remember listening. I don't remember it well, but
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I just remember it was like, these are more realistic
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: problems that youth are going through right now. When I
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: would watch Degrassi and stuff like that, watching compared to
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: watching Saved by the Bell or you know, City High
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: or or you know, Hang Time, y'all had the freaking
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: real deal. Holy feel things happen for kids, and also
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: inter racial relationships, all types of ship on that ship.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: You know. I just remember. I remember, well, well, let's
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: drive in Donald at fifty seconds, Um you vacuum rowdy.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah's the best part of the episode. I have an
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: L Mark designed that one. No I think that's the
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: only time. I think we don't have to ask ask
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: the scrubs wikied guy, I'm pretty sure it's the only
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: time in nine years Rowdy's ever been vacuumed. Oh yeah, well,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: you know it can get just because it's dead. I mean,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I guess it can't get fleas, can it. I don't
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: know if dead animals can get fleas. Joel, I know
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: you're working on put him on the glass, but let
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: me ask you this. Yeah, okay, I know both of
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: you do. I love my parents. Yeah, I was about
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: having them around. I stop having them around, you know
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: what I mean. So when watching this and they're like
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: and and Turk and Elliott and j d are trying
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: to avoid their parents, I was like, I don't necessarily,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I don't necessarily fall in line with this. I don't necessarily,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: you know, I'd love my mom and when my dad
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: are around me, you know what I mean. It's a
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: lot of fun, I know. And I was thinking this.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I know you all, you both so well, and I
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: know that you both are very close with your family
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: and your parents, and as you know, I am the
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: same way. And it's funny that the writers, um, well
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: we'll blame Matt Sarsis since he's uh, you know, credited
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: as the head writer on this episode. Um, you know,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: there wasn't like a varying point of view the whole episode.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Truth Parents suck. I know, I totally. I got very
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: lucky in the parent department as well. And so, um yeah,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: that moment when when Jady walks up and Donald and
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I are so bummed. Yeah, you're crying, You're literally you're
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: you're you're comforting each other. And then I come in
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: hug Donald because he's so sad that his mom. Now,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: by the way, Hattie Winston played your mom, Yeah she did.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Let's give a shout out to Hattie. She was very
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: funny and very uh lovable. I mean, I guess she's
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: supposed to be that she gives you a lot of shit,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: but I mean I didn't buy that she was the
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: pain in the end. She was. She was lovable and
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: fun right. Do you remember Hattie Winston from our youth? No?
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: What was she on the Electric Company with Morgan Freeman back?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: And they do remember the Electric Company? Yes? I do.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Do you remember the Bloodhound guest it? Hey you guys? Yeah, Dad,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I forget this. Come Alan. Now that's a great space coaster.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking of sho remember Great Race Coast anyway, Hattie
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Winston Electric Company, Morgan Freeman Electric Company, it's the great
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: space coaster. Great Race Coast umbers on, conspicuously silent. Anytime
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: you guys start singing, because I revert into this little show,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: were mis spear just of this episode. You can't do
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: that anymore. I can't do that. And I've always made
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: fun of you for singing, But now that I've heard
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: that it's a tender spot in your heart, I never
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: will again. Kim oh boy. One of my favorite scenes
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: was Hattie Winston and Judy. You know when when they
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: first meet and Judy just lays lays it all on
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: the table. Oh um, I just got the note from
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Joel put him on the glass? Is not Adam Bernstein? Okay, Sarah,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: the guest don't usually the producer's notes. That's usually for
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: the two hosts. But you're, Sarah, You're you're the first
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: guest that's had the audacity to read our producer's notes
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: to us. I'm all right. I think that shows my
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: comfort level. I'm all right. If you want to what
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: our handshake? Donald Sarah if you wouldn't mind closing the
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: chat thing, because what if Joel's like, oh my god,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: shut Sarah up, and then we you read it. Joel
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: would never say any Joel. It's just in Sarah needs
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: to stop talking. So from Jelly, Sarah won't shut the
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: fuck up. Please move on from this topic. Have her
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: shortened her sentence answers? Quick? Short? Shorter is better? Short
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: is better. I wish the audience would see I wait
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: before you say that. I wish the audience could see
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: how Sarah has framed her her iPad. It's as though,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: like you know, when you talk to you, you know,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: when you talk to your grandparents, and all you see
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: is like an eyebrow and maybe an ear. That's that's
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: the camera shot we have with Sarah. Yeah, that's because
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: my laptop's broken. Some one an iPad, so it's precariously
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: balanced on a tower of books and poker chips and
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: a gift that's wrapped and balance counterbalance with a hot
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: cup of scalding macha. How many different types of tea
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: are in front of you on that table? Mm, so
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: only one this cup of macha. Have a few other
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: beverages around me. There's not tea. But as Donald was
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: saying at the beginning, that um, I like salad. I
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: was telling my kids the other day because they were
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: teasing me for how much I can keep making soup,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: and they're so tired of soup, and it's this soup
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: and then that soup, and then I'm just trying to
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: keep everybody healthy. And so I was explaining to them
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: how my nickname on Scrubs, other than second Becky, was
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: also soup for breakfast, because I would always have and
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: also Saray, the limberson I know who would like make
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: a tea and like bring it to the set or
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: to her room and then have a few SIPs to
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: that and then be like I'm going to go make
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: a different flavored tea and then have won any chan
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: and like just be bouncing between the flavors. I never
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: met another human being who does it. Is double fisting. Yeah, well,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: do you remember Darla, our makeup artist, used to put
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: post it notes on the makeup mirror and be like,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: please tomorrow, beat this record and have less scalding beverages
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: than you did today because it would be like fourteen
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: and she'd be like, I'm tired of mopping your sweat
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: from these hot drinks that you're drinking in the middle
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: of summer in this poorly ventilated, air conditioned hospital. Listen,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: it was your it's your method, it's how you are,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: and nobody falls how I do. How you do. I'm
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: very familiar with how you do. Where did we get
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: that from? All of a sudden that became something that
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: we talked, he said all the time. I am now
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: familiar with how you do. Okay, I'm hearing you, and
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I'm familiar. I'm familiar with how you do. All right, Well,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: let's talk about it. One on four, the legendary John
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Ritter walks in. John Ritter. We've all spoken about our
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: love for John. I've spoken on the podcast before, and
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: just in short, I loved this man so much. I
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: grew up on Three's Company. It was sort of my
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: introduction to physical comedy. I thought it was hilarious. I
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: told you my embarrassing story about bringing it up at
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: my dinner table. But I just loved this man so much.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: And uh and when he came on to play my
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: dad in this episode, I was I was just giddy.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I think we all were. Yeah, absolutely, go ahead, sir.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it when I heard he was coming.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I had I had worked with him when I was younger,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: when I did you know a series of these um
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: disease of the Week movies that film up in Canada
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: was what was filming here when I was growing up
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: at the time. And this one movie the Week that
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I got to do with John Ridder that I will
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: never forget. He was so kind to me, and I
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: was this gang kid. I think I was probably seventeen maybe,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: and there was a power outage where I lived and
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: my alarm didn't go off. And this has only happened
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: to me twice once then and then one time on
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Scrubs that wasn't a PowerEdge. It was another situation when
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Michael J. Fox was working with us. And so I'm seventeen,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: my alarm doesn't go off with a power outage, and
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: where we're shooting is an hour and a half away,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: and John Ridder is John Ridder and so talented and
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: this incredible actor and the lead of this and I'm
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: playing his daughter. I had this small part, and I
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: couldn't believe it. My phone rang and they're like, where
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: are you? And obviously the worst feeling in the world,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: and I got in my car and I drove out there,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: and he gave me a big hug and he's like, ah,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: happens to everybody, and told me this story and immediately
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: made me okay about it as opposed to all of
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: the other choices that he had. And I will never
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: forget that. And then obviously everything you said Zach about like, yeah,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I mean growing up with Three's company and being in
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: awe of him. And you know, Sarah, did you watch
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: that show? I mean, it's funny because I were around
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: the same age, and I feel like, I know Donald
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: and I have referenced to it a lot, but was
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: that something in Canada you were watching? It was huge.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: It was huge. It was one of my sisters and
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: my favorite shows. We would we would sit down and
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: watch it. And it's like you said, too, like the
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: physical comedy was so incredible on that show, and you know,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: we got a taste and a bit of an opportunity
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: to try some physical comedy on Scrubs. That was actually
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: one of my quarantine lessons. We've been you know, trying
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: to keep the kids busy and occupied during quarantine and
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: with me and my sister's kids, we have such a
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: wide variety of ages, so we've been doing different things
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: and one of my lessons was pratfalls, and my three
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: year old was just given her. I mean I just
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: like put a stack of books on the ground and
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, so you're aproaching in. The trick
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: is to like make it look like you don't see it,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: so you turn away just at the last second, and
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I have to send you guys the video. I mean,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Frankie just like just gives her bail. Did you give her?
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Did you give her a matt? For God's sakes, we
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: didn't have a matt. We had like kind of a
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: rough carpet, so probably that would have been a better,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: you know, way to introduce pratfalls with a matt. You're
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: a very good physical comedian, Sarah. I think you're very
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: good at pratfalls. Well. It was one of the funnest
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: things we got to do on Scrubs, was like, you know,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: doing all of the stunts, and our favorite thing obviously
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: was all of us, for all of us was to
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: be like, let me try it, let me try it.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Except for the best story I think of not wanting
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: to try it was Bill asking Zack and I if
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: we would bungee jump oh wow, and and we both
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: said no because we didn't want a bungee jump. And
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: our stunt doubles met that day in my stunt doubles
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: her first day ever doing a stunt, her first stunt ever,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: and they met and got fail in love and got married.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: And then for the run of the show was so
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: cute our stunt doubles were married. Do you think they're
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: still married? They're not. No, you know, Sarah, I love
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: how you were not going to leave the audience with
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: You're gonna leave them on the positive romantic comedy version happened,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: but bunge it again and I broke up. No, I
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: don't know what happened. I just was on another job
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: years and years later in New Orleans, and um, your
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: stunt double was working on it, and I asked him
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: about my stunt double and he said, we're no longer.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I'm telling this terrible story now on this dark By
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: the way, I love it because it's like we're all like, oh,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: and then they fell in love and they got married.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Are they still married? Oh? No, no, no, no, no, no,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: this is that. This is we're now talking after the
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: credits have rolled. Man, everybody, everybody in all the movies,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: it always is gonna end great. You just don't see
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: what happens after the credits and the credits. They hate
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: each other, you know, a few years later and they
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: get divorced, and it's freaking ugly. I want to know
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: what brought what broke them up? I wish now you
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: don't know. Oh, they're probably listening. What if it was
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: another person it was not a stunt brought them together?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Another stunt toward them apart the movie? Right, you mock
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: you mock them, You mocked them. I'm not mocking them.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I'm laughing with them. Yet. Bill Building got so mad
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: at Zach and I remember because we we then go
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: all of us as a cast um to Brazil and
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Mexico to do a Scrubs press tour, and we go
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: hang gliding and builds like you wouldn't do an organized
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: stunt jumping off a bridge together, but you'll go to
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Rio and jump off a cliff attached to a kite.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, but wait a second, you're going too fast.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't I remember being like, fuck no,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I don't want to bungee jump with tied to Sarah
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: off a bridge. But I also don't think it was
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: fully up to us. I think that the the insurance
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: and people were like no, no, no, you're not doing that.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: But I don't know. I'll take the blame. But I
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: do remember in Ruy was it Rio that we we
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: all decided it's very random. These guys come up to
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: you and they're like, do you do you want to
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: do hang gliding? No, this this wasn't a random guy.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: That one of our guides was like, I have a
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: friend who wants to take you hang gliding, and hang
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: gliding basically involves trusting stranger and then running off a
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: cliff with them. And I remember being like, I really hope.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: And they kept going like the wind is not good
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: today for hang gliding, and I remember my heart being like,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: thank God, thank god, the wind's not good for hang gliding.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: And then he finally came and he's like the winding,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: the wind is now good for hang gliding, and I
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: was like, fuck, I didn't want to go. I remember,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: well we all felt like that because I remember he
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: was all at the pool and they said handlider at
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: the pool said he they said hand gliding and he
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: was in the pool. He came swimming up to us
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: and he didn't speak very much English, but he did say,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: I really want to take you all hand gliding. And
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: he kept saying that and we were like, oh, no, no,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: and he was like you know what. And at one
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: point we all got the courage and we were like,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: all right, fine, we'll go. And he was like, oh,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: you know what, the wind's not good and we all,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: like all of us were like whoa. And we were like, well,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: you know what, if the wind was good, we would
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: have win. Yeah at the wind right now? Broken English remember,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: and his broken English he kept saying, will you be
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: making a hang gliding? Will you be making And I
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: remember me like, I really don't want to make a
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: hang gliding, but do you guys remember there was a
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: build It was build up the whole trip, Like we
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: were in Mexico first, then we were in Brazil, we
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: were in South Paulo, and then we were in Rio,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: and there was build up the whole trip, like are
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: we going to hang glider? We're not gonna hang glide.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Was this conversation the whole time, and then by the
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: time we got there and we said yes, and then
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: the wind changed back. I remember thinking like fuck, Like
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I used to sail race my whole growing up. The
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: wind changes on a dime, So what if it changes
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: to not good when you're jumping off of the cliff.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if you guys remember what happened,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: but we signed our lives away on those contracts. We
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: drive up this giant cliff, we get into our with
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: our with our instructors who were going to be jumping
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: with and I was terrified. And the instructor came up
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: to me and he was like, I've been doing this
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: twenty five years, nothing is ever happened. So he goes
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: ahead of me, and I'm with another guide and you
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: guys are all in the arm last and I where
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: it's gorgeous. It's spectacular. You're flying over the jungle and
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: then the ocean. He land on the beach. When you
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: jump off, they say, now right away, your hand glider
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: is going to drop until it catches wind. So there's
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: this like split second where your hand glidder just fucking
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: drops and your stomach goes into your throat. And he
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: says to me, right before we leave, he goes, when
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: you run, you run. You don't change your mind because
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: that can affect And I'm like, if that can affect
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: whether this thing catches wind or not, this is not
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: an activities participating in. Yeah, my go yes, And my
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: guy said to me. My guy said to me, the
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: only way we can get hurt is if you stop
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: running at the wrong time. So when I say run,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: you need to fucking run right. So we all go
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: running towards this clip like fucking mad people. Dude, everybody
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: had great landings. All of you had wonderful landings. I
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: shit on my landing. You did, Oh my gosh. He
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: was like okay, well yeah, because they were like, okay,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: the most important part is the landing. You don't want
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: to land wrong because you could break your legs and everything.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh shit, we didn't go over landing.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: We're coming in and I'm like, all right, I'm gonna
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: make this landing. I'm gonna make this landing. And this
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I feel like this dude tripped me or some shit
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: like that, because all I know is we landed and
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: my feet were in the ground and in his foot
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: catch his mind, and now my face and arms are
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: fucking in the fucking sand. Dude, I was like, I
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: loved it in your mind. The hang gliding guys like,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna trip this motherfucker.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I think he did. I think I think I wasn't
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: having enough fun for him. You know, the guy, the
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: guy we were all with him, we were all we
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: were all with a guide, and the guy who was like,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: will you be making the hang gliding went alone because
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: he wiped out. He was all bloody do you remember
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: snapped his hanglider? He so he was ahead of me.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: He lands, and I'm like, he's just told me nothing
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: could go wrong. He fucking lands, his hand elid are
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: snapped and he broke his ankle, and that happened as
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: I'm still in the air about to land, and so
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like, are you getting me right now? So he
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: was okay, but he definitely hurt himself, and we land
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: and my and everybody's like getting handed their their role
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: of film because the whole time they're like, look over
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: and there's like a little mini camera triggered by this
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: little thing in their hands, so they're taking pictures of us.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Whole time. I thought, great, I'm gonna have proof nobody's
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: gonna believe I did this. And we get down onto
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: the beach and he says to me, I'm so sorry.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I forgot to put film in the camera. So the
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: whole time we're in the air, he's taking all these pictures.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: So I have a picture on the ground before we
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: like on the cliff, before we leave, and when we land,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: and he's like, I'll take you back up again for free,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: because I feel so bad. And I was like, nope, nope,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: we are not doing this again. I have my pictures.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: There's somewhere I remember seeing him. I've never seen my
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: pictures of me hand gliding ever. Before we get back
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: into the show, I do remember another thing that happened
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: to us while we were on this trip, oh called explosivo. Yeah,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: and I know you guys remember this because it was
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: the worst thing that's ever happened to me ever in
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: my life. But I missed a whole dinner because I
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: was sitting on a toilet exploding right from our listeners
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: might not want to hear about the extent of your diarrhea.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: I don't care. You know what one of my favorite
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: do you know what saved me? What the tequila I'm
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: not gonna lie. So your advice for people with explosive
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: diarrhea is to drink tequila? No, that is not as
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: as a TV doctor, that is not my That is
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: not my advice to people. But because my stomach was
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: so messed up, I was drinking all of these concoctions,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: like some of it was white, some of it like
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I was going crazy and nothing was working, and my
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: stomach was always like even after I ate, all right, well,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: I hope some of our listeners aren't eating their lunch
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: right now. Some people like, do you remember do you
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: remember what I said after I came out of the bathroom.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Has anyone ever seen a gallon of shit? Does anybody
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: know what that looks like? That's what you said? Said,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: that was what I said. We read, we read Brazilian Barbecue.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: We went to Brazilian Barbecue, and Donald said, I wonder
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: if I can drown it in meat. I wonder if
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: I eat so much meat that maybe this could stop. Finally,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: because it had been it had been ten days at
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: this point, and it had cycled through all of us,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: and we were we were like having lunch was with
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: contest winners, and I would like jump up to run
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: puke like we all were so sick. And the whole
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: thing with hand gliding was is it going to be
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: possible for us to be in the air for fifteen
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: whole minutes? Right? So in the back of our minds
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: was hang gliding. If we make the hang gliding, are
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: we going to shit our pants? Yeah? This is pretty much.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: It lasted for a really long time with me. I
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: remember being on the plane and pooing on the plane
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: from like Mexico to Brazil. So you are your your
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: your your protocol that you gave yourself of meat and
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: tequila didn't work. I'm shocked. Ready to go to a break,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: and we have a caller. Right after the break, we'll
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: be right back with the legendary Sarah Chuck. Now, Sarah,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: we have a very special guest today. There he is.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: That's Trevor. Hi, Trevor is that? Let me tell you, guys,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: something about Trevor. Trevor is gonna explain it to also all.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: But I have been stealing all of my Scrubs trivia
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: from a Scrubs wiki um which which I believe Trevor
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: has curated himself. Trevor, have you curated this whole thing
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: on your own. Oh no, no, no, I uh. It
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: definitely is a team effort. So scrubs Wiki is similar
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: to Wikipedia. Or Donald may be familiar with wookie Pia,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: which is the Star Wars wiki, and so he is equivalent.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: There are about a thousand of us. Oh oh wow,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: wow wow. Yeah, there's a core thirty people really that
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: kind of did the majority of it. But I'm here
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: on the podcast today, so I guess I pulled you.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: You did pull the right strings, because Sarah, because you
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: don't listen to the podcast, I'll tell you. I heard this.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: I know this. If you put in scrubs Wiki or
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Scrubs trivia, this comes up and it is an amazing
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: curated resource for you fans to check it out. And
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: I've been stealing all sorts of factoids and uh and
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: trivia and all sorts of information and uh. And finally
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: I was looking in the last week and was it
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: you Trevor that had written, um, Zach, thanks for he
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: put in one of the in one of like the
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: trivial lines, like, Zach, thanks for enjoying Scrubs Wiki. Have
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Joel email me. I'd love to talk to you guys.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: So I did it worked, and um and um. I
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: want to thank you and the thousand or so people
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: that have curated this thing because it's incredible and and
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: a great uh source of fun for I'm sure fans.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: If you have a question about an episode, yeah, it's
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: there's a group of us that to understand something, you
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: need to write it down. And so when we watch
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: an episode of Scrubs or whatever TV show that you
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: have a favorite wiki for, you watch it and then
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: you write down your favorite quotes, your favorite it's a
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: trivia and then over time those thousand people will help
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: kind of correct what you might have gotten wrong. And
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: how do you, Trevor, how do you prevent someone from
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: and I'm sure this happens on Wikipedia as well, but
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: how do you prevent someone from writing something that's nonsense
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: and isn't accurate? Oh? I guarantee there is some nonsense
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: and some inaccuracies there, especially now after I've just blown
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: it up. I was about to say, because my Wikipedia,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: my IMDb says I was in uncle Buck. That's not
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: me and Uncle Buck. You weren't. That's not me and
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: uncle Buck. Thank god, now you're gonna tell me it's
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: a fantastic movie. So, Trevor, do you also do that movie?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: But I wasn't in it. Trevor, do you do any
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: wikies for any other things that you're a fan of
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: or is this the only one you participate in? Uh? So,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: it's funny. The TV shows Lost and Scrubs kind of
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: brought me up to California and jump started my career
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: at that website, Phantom dot com. And so I was
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: telling my partner, who were starting to watch Scrubs together
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: now from the very first episode, now we just started
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: season two. I tell her that it's because of Scrubs
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: that I got to meet her. Oh that's so cool. Oh,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: because it brought you to California. So what you do it?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: If you did it for losses, You're welcome. You're welcome,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: just putting it. You're You're welcome. You're welcome, Trevor, you
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: do for loss as well, because Loss probably really needs
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: a wiki because it's so confusing. Yeah, Lostpedia was the
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: big wiki where it organized all of the theories and
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: the smoke monster and all of that crazy stuff. Is
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: there a theory to what lost? What? What? Where? They were?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: They ended it? Right? It was all it was all,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: It was all right, They never They never explained it
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: being purgatory. They never explained anything. They left it open ended,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: so you can make up your own mind. That's the
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: crazy shit. What Lost. What they used to do was sorry, sorry,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: I guess that's a spoiler. Well no it's not. It
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: would lost. What they would do is because everybody's watch
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: if you haven't Lost, watched Lost, spoiler alerts. Uh. They
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: never saw. They never solved anything on that show. They
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: would introduce something and then at the end of the
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: season there was no explanation. It was very good though
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: for the first few seasons, and I have to I
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: eventually gave up. I have to admit, but I have
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: a friend who's hardcore Lost fan, and he says, up
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: until the last fifteen minutes, it was one of his
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: favorite series, and then he and then he just hated
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: how they just chose to end it, which I never
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: saw but was assumed was purgatory. But I'm wrong, so
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't spoiler it. Oh. I was gonna segue back
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: to Scrubs because I think Scrubs Season A finale, my
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: finale is probably the greatest finale to any team, better
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: than Breaking Bad. Uh. So comedy, did you do that,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: and then he made him quality. But to check this out,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: I've never watched an episode of Breaking Bad. I saw
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: the finale and I was like, holy shit, that was
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: a great episode. You decided to start Breaking Bad with
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: the finale. I'm just checking that. Absolutely. There's certain shows
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: it gets safe to say that you might be the
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: only person on planet Earth who started breaking this bullshit.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Billy Crystal's character in uh In when Harry met Sally
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: would read the end of the book before he started
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: the book. Don't even try that ship. I'm not the
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: first person to do it. I just happen to do
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: it on television with television shows. My friends father watch
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: go Ahead. My friend's father watches um uh four Winnings
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: in a funeral and skips the funeral part because it
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: makes him too sad. He knows it's coming, knows it's coming. Now.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Trevor has agreed to all of you listeners to provide
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: a service for us, and we'll have to send him
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: a gift basket. Joel, can you can you put together
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: a nice gift basket for Trevor? What do you like
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Trevor Well, Scrubs and Lost. We're gonna send him swag.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: I don't think he wants swag. I think he wants
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: like wine, maybe some cheese. Do you drink, Trevor, I
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: have a handful of vices. Okay, well you'll give Joelle
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: all your vices. We won't to announce them to the
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: world right here, but if you send Joelle your vices,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: we will send you a gift basket as a thank
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: you for the service you're gonna. Well, we're not drug dealists,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: so don't be sending ass and we're not sending you right,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: We're not sending you fucking uh you know, a bottle
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: of crack cocaine or anything like that. We are not
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: drugs or like s and m gear. We're not sending
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I don't even know where giant you know where to
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: find it? Donald stuff like that. What are you talking about?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: The pleasures, whips, lubes, oils. I don't know where to
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: find that shit. In in the in West in the
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: West village, there used to be the sex shop and
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: in the window was a giant fist, just a giant fist,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: and my brother, my brother always thought it was so funny, like,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: you know, he'd walk behind and be like, what a
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: funny thing to have in the window, and and he
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: would bring his friends by and be like, look, it's
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: just a giant like forearm and a fist, and they
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: would laugh. And one day he came by the window
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: and it wasn't in the window, and he was there
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: to show his friends so they could laugh at the
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: giant fist and forum. And he went in the shop
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: and he said, hey, um, where's the where's the fist?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: And the shop owner went, Um, the fist is upstairs.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Can't you come back? The fist was upstairs. That's great. Anyway,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: We're not sending you a fist, Trevor, but whatever Elsie
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: want will send you as in a giant. We're gonna
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: make you a big gift basket. Um, so sorry, I digress, Trevor.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: When we have a question that we can't figure out
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: the answer too, and it's not on scrubs Wiki, we're
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: gonna have a thing like we have with Bill, where
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: we ask Trevor ask scrubs Wiki, Trevor, are you down
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: with that? Are you down to do it? I am
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: happy to help. But the thing is I wrote it
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: on the wiki so I wouldn't have to remember it. Okay,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: So it sounds like he doesn't want to do it,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: it sounds absolutely well, cancel the kist. Sorry, I'm sorry
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: to do it. I can you know we're rewatching the show,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: and so as I've been doing this, this is so embarrassing, right,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: do you ever do you ever see you ever see that?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Do you ever see the firework display where they accidentally
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: shot off like twenty minutes of fireworks at the at
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: one moment, I feel like that's what's happened. I built
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: up my fireworks and they've all exploded in my face.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Because Trevor doesn't want to do this, No, I would
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: absolutely love to. And as you rewatch the show, you
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: you've seen new things and adding it to the wiki,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: and so if you have questions, I'll try my best
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: to Okay, Well, it seems to me you already answered
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: one for us, because we we asked you about whether
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: the Hungry Chicken was the only time that was ever?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: That was the only time, right, that was the only time.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: The three of your characters do other celebratory dances once
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: coming up in the season one finale, but it's not
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: exactly Hungry Chicken. Okay, I'm sorry. Do you have a
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: tribute question that you that that you can see just
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: if Trevor might know it. He might not know it
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: because he just said that he doesn't have it all memorized.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: But he like something that I know the answer to,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: and I want to I'm testing him or something something
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: something you know that the answer to and just see,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: just for fun to try and stump Trevor if he
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: might know the answer to. It could be about your character,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: it could be about scrubs. Any what song did Sam
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Lloyd sing so beautifully in the Bahamas? Oh? Hey, yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: that's very good. I'm sorry it's a little bit obvious.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: But okay, what judged on my question to Trevor Donald?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Do you have a tribute question? You want to try
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: and stump Trevor? I don't. I just want to know
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: if he asked questions for us. Okay, all right, well no,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: I just thought we could try and stump Trevor my hole.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like you could stump Trevor? Um? Trevor Um? No? No,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't have any all right, do you have any questions? Interesting? Back? Interesting?
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Fuck off you guys. I was really excited about this.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: We've already had to return the gift basket. Trevor do
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: you have any questions Sarah Chalk or Donald Fayson. Yes, Sarah,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: you can have a Trevor's basket. Trevor, do you have
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: any questions for us since we're all together for the
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: first time. I do, I really do, so thanks for
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: having me on. You are talking about the episode My
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Old Man today, right, Yes we are, Yes, sir, Yes,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Oh what a classic John Ritter. Hatty Winston never seen
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Jade's mom or Turk's dead in the episode. We do
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: see Elliott's parents, but we never see any of her siblings,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: and so I'm just curious. If you could do dreamcasting
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: from any period of history, who would you want to
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: play either a sibiling or a parent. Wow, that's a
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: great question, Trevor. Very well. Good. We had We had
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: dl huge Leon as my brother, right, Tom Kavanaugh on
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: his Zack's brother. Hattie Winston played my mom. I think
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: she would be married to some like Turk's dad would
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: be someone. Hmmm, that's a tough one. While let's go
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: with Denzel Well, I would I would go I would
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: go with Denzel. That's not necessarily realistic that Turk's dad
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: would be Denzel Washington. I would think it would be well,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: you know, that's just like ultimate stunt cat. That's being
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: stingy with it, you know what I mean, and being
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: like and being like being obvious and not really doing
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: your If I could have anybody play my dad on Scrubs,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: who would it have been? I would say like someone
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: like Avery Brooks is someone I would have enjoyed playing
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: my dad. Someone who's Avery Brooks played Hawk on Spencer
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: for Hire. He was also Captain Cisco on Deep Space nine.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: He was the first African American captain in a Star
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Trek universe. Anyway I would have him, Avery Brooks would
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: have been a great one. He was one of my
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: mom's professors at Rutgers University. He was a theater professor
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: if I'm if I remember correctly, and he was on
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: television all throughout me growing up. He could do comedy,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: he can do drama. He's very handsome and so I
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: think he and Hattie Winston could have definitely made Turk.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: And he's also a bald headed man, so you know
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: it would make sense to Turk matches his dad, Avery Brooks.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: I just thought of my answer from my mom, Julie
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Haggerty from Airplane, Do you remember Julie Haggerty from Airplane. Yeah,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: but why would you you want to explain? I was
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: thinking of well, I was thinking of funny women. Catherine
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: O'Haras another idea, really funny women who might be age appropriate,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: And those are the first two names that came to mind.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: I think that she's so incredibly funny. And Katherine o'harrow,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: of course, who's always been a living legend but is
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: having quite a moment right now with Shit's Creek. I
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: think she's hilarious. Sarah, who would be your siblings? I
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: would have to go with my dream Lisa Kudrow. Um.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: I have always wanted to work with her and it
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: is still a dream of mine. And Um, I'm such
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: a huge fan of everything she's done, and I just
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: think the way when you just see her read a line,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: sometimes I just think what that would have looked like
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: on the page, and nobody reads it like her. She's
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: so incredibly talented and funny. And The Comebacks one of
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: my favorite shows ever Die and the first season was incredible,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: so good, so good, So I feel like, um, the
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: combination of Marquis Post, I mean Marquis Post actually was
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: kind of a dreamcasting for me. I loved herself. She
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: was an amazing I was waiting for us to bring
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: to bring her up. She did such a great job.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: What's the gentleman who played your dad's name? Because he
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: was so good also, and he's in so many things, dude,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: and we don't make we talk about Hattie, we talk
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: about Markie, we talk about John Ritter. We don't talk
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: about that guy, and he's been in so much stuff.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: Joel's on and I can see her furiously typing as
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: we speak. Don't worried. I joined. I joined the podcast
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: with the wicky already open. Oh, Trevor, can you beat Joel?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Trevor go uld be Lane Davies. He was so great him,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Kelso's im and Kelso in their in their um their
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: wrestling suits, circling each other. Yeah. You know what we
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: could do is just keep watching the episode or talking
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: about the episode, and keep Trevor on because you know
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: he might and Trevor, feel free, don't be shy, feel
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: free to weigh in since you know the episode probably
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: better than than we do. After you get all these
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: all these years later. Is that okay? Do you guys
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: like that plan? I love it. Let's go yeah, I
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: love it because I just figured out how to do
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: gallery views, so now I can see everybody is fantastic. Whatever.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: You'll be the first caller we've ever had hang out
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: for the going through of the episode, which we've barely done,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: and we were an hour and twenty three minutes into this.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: It's Sarah. It's Sarah and her tech problems. I mean,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: it's the bean and cheese kissidilla about when John Ritter
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: of checks Rowdy's balls and says the rouser Rowdy's a
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: boy dog. I mean, going back, going back to just
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: like minute one when he walks in the door and
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: he says, get some chips. The look on his face
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: and that like smiling, like nobody can do it like that.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: He's so good. I wrote that down too, Sarah. I
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: wrote that down. The look on his face as he
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: exits frame when he says get some chips. He's like this,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: he really just and I remember, you know, he's not
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: in that many scenes. We said we we had planned
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: that he was going to be a recurring character, and
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: he was supposed to come and do another episode and
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: he passed the night before he was supposed to come
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: to our set and as Donald had mentioned in another podcast,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: they frantically rewrote the episode and had Tom Cavanaugh come
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: and be my get the guest star and be my brother.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: But um, so, we had planned that he was going
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: to be a recurring character, and he was just you know,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: making lots of stuff up left and right, and it
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: was I remember just thinking it was so funny. Oh man,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: I pooed a little. Was kind of jumping all the
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: way to the end of the show. But that was
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: something that he came up with on his own. It
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: was just supposed to be pulled my finger, and he parts, yeah,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: but I remember I remember you getting so excited about
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: that and being like and coming upstairs because we were
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: all working that day, and you coming up and says,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: you're like, yo too, I pulled his finger. He went,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: I pooed a little. I never thought I was going
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: to be in the show. I just thought he was
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: riffing and being silly, and it was so funny. I mean,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: I know it's a fart joke, but it was still hilarious.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: And the face he makes, he's like, I pooed a little.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: But then after after he says that his face gets
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: like he gets a little disgusted in himself too, like,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: oh gosh, and when he in the cafeteria, when he uh,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: he just palms the jello and brings it to the table.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: He was just doing shit like that, just like just
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: coming up with the weirdest, funniest choices. Yeah, he um.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: And the best thing about that I pooed a little
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: scene too, was it was also such everything about that scene.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: It was such a quick scene and it had everything.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: It was heartbreaking and funny and then funny and then heartbreaking,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: you know what it was. So you guys were both
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: so great in that scene. Well, it's hard, you know,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: it's funny. You know again, the show's twenty two minutes
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: without commercials, and you have to service all three of
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: our storylines and of course the janitor with with Arlie
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Ermie um and uh, and you know again, it was like, wow,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: it's hard to it's it's it's tricky to to do
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: three and a half stories on on all those different
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: people in twenty two minutes. But I thought they did
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: a good job with it. Yeah, it's it's really interesting
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: how Bill was able to do that, because there is
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: a lot of information that needed to be shoveled out
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: in this and they found I mean not just the
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: parents coming, but also Turke and Elliott winning this award
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: from a couple of episodes ago. You know what I mean,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: they're studying and they're working together is paid off and
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: now they're you know, about to go present what they
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: study to a bunch of people. And also JD being
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: pissed off about that, you know, and how he was
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: dying to be able to do something like that, but
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: wasn't necessarily given the opportunity because Turke and Elliot were
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: much like the handshake, much like the handshake. Now, Sarah
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: at eight twenty three, you have a very impressive piece
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: of medical jargon. Yes, I mean both neither Donald and
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: I could do that as well as you did that.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: But but you you really must have worked on that.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Do you remember doing that? I mean, I feel like
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: in general, I remember the medical jargon feeling like a
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: language it because you just obviously like I don't know
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: what any of that means. Sometimes I would try and
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: look it up so that I maybe thinking, maybe this
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: will help me memorize it if I have a sort
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: of basic understanding of it. But I remember little chunks
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: of like I remember my first piece of medical jargon
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: I ever had to say was superior mesenteric in sufficiency,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: and I don't know what that means. I feel like
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: it always felt like just kind of memorizing a phonetic
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: almost just yeah, as if you were just it was
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: just another language. But I kind of liked it because
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: I saw it as like a weird challenge, especially when
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: it was something that was that long. Um. I always
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: found that, like one trick was writing it out by
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: hand with like a pen and just kind of you know,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: putting it on paper a few times. I feel like
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: it's a bit of a visual. I feel like this
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: one you did in one Breath too. You were like, yeah,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: but that's not hard for me because that's just how
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I talk always, the one breath part not a problem.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: The medical stone and yeah, that the stuff was ore.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: At eight forty six, I have to use a payphone
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: to call to call my dad. Yes, in the middle
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: of the hallway. Yeah there's a payphone, just like in
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: the hallway. Well there might be. But isn't it funny
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: this many years later seeing someone that I had to
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: call my dad and reach for a payphone. I mean,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: kids today probably don't know what a payphone is. Yeah,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: that's pretty crazy of a question. When we started this show,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: was there were there pay phones in the I think
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: the hospital. Weren't there payphones at the on the bottom
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: floor or something like wooden pay Yeah, I remember there
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: being wooden pay phones or something like. I don't know
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: if it was a proper if it was real, but
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: there was definitely it was a payphone era still yeah, yeah,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: say totally still existing. Remember when we started, you know,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: we we talked about how we got the Blackberries for
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: the first time and how exciting it was. Right, Oh,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: that was such a huge deal. I mean there were
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: cell phones, but you had to be like wealthy. They
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: were very, very expensive, you know, it was like a luxury. Yeah. Anyway,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: going back in time to two minutes fifty when Marquis
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Post says, is there um a rule against looking pretty?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: And that was sort of always a run with when
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: Marquie Post came back in future episodes, and I remember
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: if Bill had been this one line where I'm talking
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: on the pay phone to Marky Post and she I say, yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: I know, mom, short hair gives me pig face. And
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Bill would find things with the background and with us
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: that we're just kind of like just true to all
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: of our appearance and like we would do you feel
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: short hair? Short hair definitely gives me pig face. It's
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: not attractive, Like I don't I grew up like people
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: saying like please don't like you actually just can't cut
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: you You can't have a bob, you can't just like
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: cut your hair off, which obviously I don't. Three no, no, no,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: it definitely, But don't you quess Remember that there'd be
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: things in the script where they would it would be
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: actually about our appearance, like I haven't will right here,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: you don't look like Gary Busey. What are you talking about? Yeah?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: First last, you do not look like we look by
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: the way, and Hattie Winston doesn't look like Morgan Freeman.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: For the record, right, for the record, right, I have
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: this this mole right here, Trevor. You can see it.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: It has three hairs that grow to it. I remember
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: that Trevor add that mole to the scrubs WICKI don't, Trevor,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: don't add that to the scrubs Wiking. But I literally
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: like had to say a lime where I was like,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, chin, hair's back, Like there were so many
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: do you guys remember things that were like space? So
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: do you have to trim the hairs in your in
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: your mole regularly? Oh? Yeah? When when Charlie was four,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: he looked at me so seriously, like completely deadpan, and
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: he was like, Mama, I have terrible news. And I
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: said what, and he goes, you're growing a beard. You
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: have to tend to that mole or it's covered now
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: with the mustache. Right. Well, I got a whole face,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: face full of hair right now. But I know, but
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: I have a question about your mole. Ever have to
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: tend to it like it's it's been checked out. It's no,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: I'm saying it doesn't grow its own hairs. Of course
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: it grows. It's a it's a it's a mole. All
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: moles growl hair. Oh, so you have to trim your
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: mole hairs? No, never, I know, it's all. I feel
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: like it's more acceptable on a male than it is
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: on a female. That's exactly the point. Donald doesn't have
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: to trim his mole Hair's life. To pluck these three
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: mole hairs out of my chin. I feel like moles
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: should not have hairs. I think, like everybody, no matter
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: what your gender should trim your mole hair. I will
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: say this, it's a lot. It's a lot sharper than
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: the hair that grows above my lip and around my chin.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: Like you, I could, you know, cut somebody when kissing
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: them and it's just the mole hair and there's nothing
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: pat patting the area like more facial hair. The mole
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: hair could cut somebody. Could It's like a like a needle.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: Have you ever pierced Casey's face with your mole hair? No? No,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: I don't even think Casey knows I have a mole
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Ever since I've been I've had this beard and something.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: She likes the beard and mustache. She might not like it.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: This pull it suits you, but she likes the beard
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: and mustache. I think it looks really good on you.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: I can't remember the last time seeing it this full.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: I don't think yes. Is it? Is it a pandemic thing?
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: Are you not going to cut it till the end
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: of the pandemic? I kind of like it. I think
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna like it for as long as I possibly can.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: Even the hair on my head, even though it's not
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: you know, even though I have a receding hairline, I
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: like the way my hair looks on the top of
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: my head. You know, I think I look like freaking
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: you know, the dad from Good Times. You know, Oh
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: it suits you. I like it. I kind of like it.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: I kind of like Jefferson. My last my last thought
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: on on mole hairs. I was working on a job
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: and it was late and everyone was stressed out and
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: we just needed to lighten the mood a little. So
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: the makeup artist put those individual eyelashes out of every
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: freckle and mole on my face and neck, just like
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: a little kind of group of these little fake eyelashes.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: So that I went to craft service and people thought,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: like I didn't really know what to say, like kind
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: of wanted to be like, um, you have a but
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: just like out of every one, every one of yours
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: and freckles, just like a little grouping of three. It's weird, dude,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: It's crazy thinking that. You're like, you know, it would
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: be funny if you just put hair, because it was
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: like it was like it'd be a conversation. People be like,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: not sure what it like, you have a it's just
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: a you've got it. Um, I laughed out loud at
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: fifteen fifty eight, when Sarah you say, I'm not crazy?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Am I No? And it feel like it's like the
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: first example of Elliott starting to lose it. And then
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: that opened up like a whole new world for her
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: of crazy. I laughed at bet your powdered bottom. You
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: can bet your powdered bottom. And I laughed at it
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: because it reminded me of Annie. The sun will come
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: out tomorrow. Bet your powderrow, he says, who says, bet
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: your powdered bottom? I lost that. John C McGinley says
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: it to you. Johnny has a great moment in fifteen
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: nineteen where he's like, just dude, just just berating me
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: as per usual, making me feel like shit, and he
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: knows so badly that I'm dying for a for a
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: father figure leader because my dad isn't exactly that, And
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: and and then he just at the end it gives
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: me like the most beautiful little He could have done
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: a much worse job. And it's like he just gives
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: you just a little seed of a compliment so that
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: JD could see that like he was he was there
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: for me, you know, just a little bit, not even
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: give too much, you know. And then in the end
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: of the episode, he buys it all back, and that
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: was such a great scene with both of you, And
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: it was mostly done in a wonder like except for
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: his little chunk at the end. To you, it was
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: kind of mostly a wander down the hallway was so great. Yeah,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: I want to give a big shout out also to
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: you know, Hattie Winston's performance coming in and Judy's performance.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: They pretty much had to mimic each other for the
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: whole episode. Yeah, and it had to be convincing to
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: for you to believe at the end for the joke
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: to work where she's like, did you are you dating me?
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: Because I'm exactly like your mother, it had to be
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: almost perfect that, you know, they did the exact same thing.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: Also for Carla to realize, holy shit, I'm his mom.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: And I just I thought it was really cool how
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: they they did it so well. You know, it was
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: really like they had worked on this for, you know,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: the week instead of that day when they met. They
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: had worked on it for at least a week because
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: they even the way they were talking, it sounded they
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: sounded alike. And yeah, and there's some there's some subtle
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: things too, like at nine forty when they're in the
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: when they're in the break room, her top matches Judy scrubs, right,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: they're wearing the same colors and they both love the
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: same color. And yeah, and then poor Hattie trying to
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: do that freeze thing. They made it. I don't know
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: why they did that. They should have just frozen the
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: left side of the frame. But like, she did such
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: a good job. He did as good a job as
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: as most people can do. But she's not exactly ready
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: for Washington Square Park being a frozen statue of liberty. Right, well,
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: she did blank, You're absolutely right she did. She did. Yes,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: it's hard, I mean, but she was like, you know,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: moving right, you're trying to trying to keep it together.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: And I really like the joke that I really like
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: the payoff for it, where you know, Carla asks Urk.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: She's like, you know, are you dating me? Because I
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: remind you of your mother? And Churk goes, baby, that's
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: exactly right, I'm don That was one of my favorite scenes.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: You and Judy were both so good in that scene.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite scenes in the episode when
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: you're like, you know, yeah, you're both smart, strong and
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: smart and independent and yeah. I mean I didn't want
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: to Judy. I wanted to ask you Donald, like, do
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: you I mean, I don't know why Judy was so
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: worried about that. I mean, would you say that there's
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: qualities in Casey that overlap with your mom? I mean,
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: I I think I would. I mean, both great moms,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: very loving and absolutely well. I think I think if
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: you're a mom, if you're a mother, most likely you
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: have a lot of love in your heart and you're
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: and you'll do anything for your kids. And so I
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: think all moms or most I don't think that's universally
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: true for the absolutely you know what, You're absolutely right,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: it's not universally true. But you know, everyone with a
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: shitty parent right now is like come home. But right,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: it's like fuck you, my mom sucked. But but but yeah,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: So Casey and my mom are definitely uh, definitely have
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: that in comment. But for the most part, they're very different. Uh,
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: they're both big personalities, both both for both Shirley and
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: You are like the life of the party. And last yeah,
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: but my mom's not a ballbuster the way my wife
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: is a ballbuster. My wife, you know what I mean.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: If I do something great my mom's like, holy shit,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: that was the best thing I've ever seen in my life.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: Or if I you know, if I fuck up royally,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: She's like, you know what, we'll get him next time, honey.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Like to have a good
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: time and throw a few back, no doubt, but well, no,
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: come on, shut the fuck up. Nor we can edit
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: that out. But I've had a few drinks with surely
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: in the day. You know. I was about to say,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: my mom is a way bigger drinker than than than
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Casey is. But like, so, my mom is very supportive Casey.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: If I do something really dope, it's hard to get
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: a compliment and a compliment out of her, you know
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: what I mean. I'll do something dope and she'll be like, well,
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: are you supposed to do that? That's about That's how
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: I supposed to be. Don't get don't get all excited
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: because you did that. That's you're supposed to be able
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: to do that shit, damn it, you know what I mean.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: But you will be like it was amazing, But don't
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: you think And I think this is true for a
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: lot of men and that you and definitely true for
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: Bill Lawrence and might even be true for me that
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: you like a tough woman who's gonna bust your balls
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: and keep you on your toes. Absolutely absolutely, But there
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: comes a time where you want some form of affirmation
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: or some form of you know, you want something, you know,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: some form of accolades, like I'll do something and I'll
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: do something good, and she's like, you should have been
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: able to do that anyway? Who gives it? To move on?
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: I do something bad? You? I want my Sometimes I
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: want my wife to be like, oh, it's okay, baby,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: don't worry about it. We're gonna figure this out. She'd
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: be like, you fucked up? You know you well, you know,
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: as those of you who think are who are thinking
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: that that this podcast might lead to him and his
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: wife having a conversation, you needn't worry because she doesn't
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: listen to the podcast. Still, I love your wife. She
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: is a she is a ballbuster. But she has a
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: saying that she she does not sense her a single
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: word she says, which I like a lot in people.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: And she also says all right when she's about to
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: say something that she's worried you might, like, you know,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: judge her, for she goes all right, No, judgments, all right,
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: let me tell you. And then she like it's like
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: it's like no judgments, question mark, Okay, if there's not
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: gonna be any judgments, I'm gonna lay it out. We
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: can have this conversation being judgmental. We're not doing this.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: But I but I like that expression because it's like
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: you want men to be fully honest with you, because
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: then you need you need to pre sign this document
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: that says you will not judge what I'm about to say.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: But then that But also this doesn't with this whole thing.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: It doesn't necessarily track with the beginning and how Turk
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: is sad that his mom's coming, because if he should
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: be excited that his mom's coming because he's dating a
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: woman that reminds him of his mom and he knows it.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: So part of me is like, I don't necessarily get
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: why Turk is so disappointed in his mom showing up.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: But that's just it's an ass bill. Guys. No, it's
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: not worthy of an ass bill because he's just gonna
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: say five six seventy, get the music going, and he's
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: he's out of control. That guy. I really love that
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: Elliott comes out to her momma but that's funny when
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: the guys and the guys in radiology owe me some money.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: Oh that was great. All right, we need to wrap
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: the superside anyway. Also one other funny thing too, when
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: Johnny c um is uh telling you right at the
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: beginning of the episode, we'd like to get bring your
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: dad with you to take a vehicle. Take him secure
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: a vehicle, a balloon, a car, tricycle, anything and take
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: him with you. It is a great life. Um, Sarah,
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: we're so well. First of all, Trevor, thank you for
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: coming on. You didn't really have much to say, Trevor. Second,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: we didn't ask him anything he said. You know, well,
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: the three of us are big personalities. Yelling into the
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: microphone Trevor. You know he's letting us do our thing. Yeah, fan,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: I don't want you know, if I were another fan,
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't want me a fan talking the whole episode.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: You have every right too, You have every This is
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: listen as much as this is Zach and My podcast.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: Everyone who comes on, Joel, Dan, Trevor, everyone who's on
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: here is open to is welcome to have conversation at right.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: I wish Dan would talk more. He never talks. He's
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: very shy. The only time he got Dan to ever
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: talk was when he got really passionate about fucking hating Spectrum.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that? I do remember that Dan like
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: turned off his mute and fucking went on a monologue
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: about Spectrum. Can we can you? Can you tell everybody
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: about your dad and how he's a hero? I'd love
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: to tell us. Sure. Yesterday, my father was at the
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: protest of the Mayor's house and he was approached by
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: Fox News. And you know, my dad is a white
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: dude who lives in a relatively nice neighborhood in Los Angeles,
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: So and my feeling is that Fox News came up
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: to him looking for some sort of take along the
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: lines of I don't like what's going on here. What
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: happened was my father, very eloquently, in my opinion, laid
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: out exactly what the problem is in this country right now,
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: laying down how we are here in this country on
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: stolen land that was built on the backs of four
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: hundred years of slavery, and after years and years of
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: not being listened to, of being pushed down and silenced
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: over and over and over, what do people expect at
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: this point? This is going to keep happening until these
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: three officers are brought to justice for standing by and
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: doing nothing, Until actual reform is made, until our country
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: actually accounts for the sins of its creation. Until we
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: do that, until we actually make that effort, nothing will change.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: And that is what he laid out on Fox yesterday.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: And I think that interviewer did not get what she wanted.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: Did they air it? Did they air it? Not only
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: did they air it, but I was able to retweet
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: it and it's currently sitting at you know, four hundred
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: and twenty thousand likes on Twitter. So will you will
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: you send that me that? Of course that was beautifully said.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: I have to say I love it. The running gag
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: that Dan doesn't speak, and then when he does he
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: speaks incredibly articulately and does a long monologue. First about Spectrum,
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: now about Injustice. Dan, please contribute more to the show.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: Don't hide out in your in your little tech bubble.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: You honor me. Thank you. I appreciate that. Sarah Chalk,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: we love you. I love you guys too. Thanks for
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: having me, Trevor, thank you for everything you've done scrubs wise,
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: and I'm so um happy that we were able to
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: bring you and your partner together. And he's still gonna
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: get his basket, even though he's hedging a little bit.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: But it's now well out. The trader Joey's peakans a
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: sweet and salty trader, just peacans in it. I'm gonna
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: call you after this and we're gonna curate an amazing
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: We could give him some swag, we sign some stuff
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: for him, that sounds great. I don't have anything, so yeah,
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: some company made air fresheners of us without permission, which
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: I don't mind at all because I'm just happy to
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: have an air freshener of myself. Donald smells like Donald
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: smells like quote black ice and h Mine. I think anyway,
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: maybe we can throw Trevor some some some unlicensed j
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: D and Turk air fresheners. There are a lot of
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: people that are gonna go looking for that. I know.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: I'm happy to throw the business some business because I
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: think they're funny and I don't really care. What am
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: I going to make a penny off that I don't care?
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: Okay that being said, Fans, thank you so much for listening. Sarah.
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