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The Valley Recap, VPR Final Thoughts, RHOC Ryan Gambling Scandal · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama Darling. It's it. It's a Thursday
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that means the Valley Day with two gorgeous California gals. I've got Jamie Moyer
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and Deanna Chang. Hi, ladies, Wow, Wow, shaken shaken it
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all today, you guys, here's an airhorn for you. Vote. This
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is exciting because we just have the valley to talk about. However, I
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just want to say now over on the Patreon which is popping off patreon dot
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com slash drama Darling. If you haven't subscribed, please go over. We
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did recap vander Pump Rules yesterday the finale, and wow, there's so much
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to discuss. Can't wait for the reunions. I'm gonna to do a live
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stream certainly probably next week, just so I can get the darlings in there
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in the chat to get their feelings about it, you know, in real
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time, but in the meantime, since Jamie and Deanna you weren't with me
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yesterday, just broad strokes. I want to know before we walk into the
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Valley of Death, people, wait, walk through the valley. I just
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want to get your feelings on the season finale of Vander Pump Rules, which
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I will say wasn't apparently a series finale because Andy Cohen was at an event
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and someone asked him if it was the series finale and he said, no,
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it is not. Huh. That was a rumor now, a rumor
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brought on by those adorable clips of those little baby muppets all the years they've
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been on the show. That's why I think the rumor got started little baby
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uppets. The montage, Yeah, what were your thoughts? That was a
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lot of a lot of surgeries. Yeah, yeah, I mean it was
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amazing, like to see who was transformed, who's staying the same, And
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gosh, she has had a journey. You know, she's been on one
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Joy, She's really been on one So yeah, where does this leave us?
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Where were you guys feeling with the explosive that the kind of the jinks,
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the hot mic situation of Santoval saying like it's good for me. I
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love it, Andreanna sticking to your guns. H who was surprised by that
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hot mic moment? That just drives home how he is. I thought ariana
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one point set match Zinger when she said he's never tried to speak to me
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off camera. He's never left a note on the counter, and it's like,
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of course he abbsblutely hates her. By the way he hates her,
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Wow, this thig of like, let's be friends. I'd do anything for
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you. He hates her because he doesn't like how she reacted to this.
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He thinks that he blames himself for not breaking up years ago, and he
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is. So they're jelly of her success. They're all just a little bit
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but hurt a phrase from the Valley that's called the sneak but her peak.
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They're all just a little bit. They're just a little bit of hater ray
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going on around with almost all of them and her success, yeah to you
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know, jump on that. With the success. I feel like Lauren from
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Utah just she cannot believe that this girl who has been in the background for
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the last decade, who doesn't really care about being on television please trust,
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has reality table. Yeah. I mean I think until this opportunity, it
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wasn't that valuable to her, even an actor. But even the actor thing,
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we haven't seen her pursue that. I think she let that go.
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In my opinion, I think she completely let all of it go, didn't
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really care, right, Yes, so the fact that these opportunities have landed
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in her lap and she has excelled in every single one of them, to
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the point like I just got chills and I because we've seen so many bitches
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come through this Chicago show and she has been asked back. It's been super
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successful. She's apparently amazing in it. This they cannot take, especially since
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La La had a similar situation and chose not to bring us into it.
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Well, yeah, we don't. Legal couldn't. Maybe it would be her
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excuse, but I completely agree with you, But she didn't get that up.
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Yes, whatever it is, never it is. She couldn't do it.
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And her and Sheena have been sweating trying to make their little songs happen.
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Their job like they've been hustling, and there's something to be said for
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someone who makes the most out of the moment. She's ready to walk and
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that's terrifying for them. Wow, preach Yeah with Deanna cracked on all fronts
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and frankly, La La Sheena, they're the breadwinners of their families and they
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haven't got to make these checks. And yes, Sheina Sheena that last episode
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Tough Toughla I was really disappointed, you know, I it's slow, it's
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interesting. Slow and steady really wins the race because I think Lala has a
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point that you know, Arianna has never been the breakout star of vander palmp
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rules. We all know that. You know. It's like she's a sleeper,
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you know. So there's nothing there necessarily for us to hang our hat
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on when we go back to a montage. We're not going to get epic
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phrases or T shirts out of the things that she said. Maybe every once
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in a blue moon. But I think that that's what really burns them up,
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is that now. But to your point, she never really cared about
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reality television. That was a fallback for her. They all wanted to be
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actors, all, every single one of them came to La to be an
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actor and a model. And so for Ariana to be getting all of this,
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they think that that erases the pain that she's gone through. And that's
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just that's just the wrong take. Yeah, they're not thinking about it in
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the right way. And the thing is she her walking out of there is
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so unbothered. They're mad that she didn't stand and fight, and she's like,
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I don't need to, and I don't want to, and I don't
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have to. Even the producer, She's like, I don't want to,
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and I told you that. And meanwhile, the rest of them, they
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would have fought, They would have say they're fought because they need to.
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She doesn't need them. What do you think about the point about this is
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a TV show that you know, let me go this direction. You have
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to take one for the team. Please, we all want our jobs on
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Van or Pump Rules. Can't you please stay and talk to Tom at least
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for the show? Do it for us? We need to make paychecks.
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I don't want to. I mean, I'm with her on that. I
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want to. Again, She's been very fucking clear. It's like I don't
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want to speak to him ever. Again, I understand she's on the show,
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and she's still giving us good TV. By walking up, she's just
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not giving them what they want, right. And by the way she did
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show up, she fought with him at James's house, she fought with them
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on the beach. She was showing up like there's nothing else that they can
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say because Tom will never get it. And but by the way Tom Sandival
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could have reached out and left her. Note the problem is is that that
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house is so messy. She wouldn't have found she couldn't find, so's you
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know, they will not pick up that house for love or money. It
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doesn't matter what kind of cameras are coming through. They are fine to leave
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it a true warehouse. Yeah, it looks like it always has been.
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It's never a good sign when your friends come in like we're here to help
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you. That is like the sign of oh, I think I might be
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in a deep depression. We're here to put the water bottles in the fridge.
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Oh fuck water bottles. Truth be told. I do like a room
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temperature water, so keep them out for me. Okay, I do actually
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like it. You can really chug a room tip. You can really chug
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a room tip tap. It's not hard on the vocal cords. It's really
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that's what actors and performers should be doing. And Arianna will tell anyone that
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because she's a star. I mean, are we going to be watching?
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I'm definitely gonna be watching. Hope hopefully you guys will. The Love Island.
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Uh, it's going to begin. I believe middle of June, June
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eleventh, that Ariana is going to be hosting Will you guys be watching.
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I'll watch it if you tell me to Amy, Okay, we'll watch it
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if you're if you're asking, we're telling all right, Yes, nice Deanna
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throwback to the Golden Bachelor. I have a little bit of dish to discussing
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dish. I mean, it didn't take a genius to figure out that Ryan,
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Jennifer Pedronti's new fiance from the Real Housewives of Orange County was a douchebag
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coming in and he is indeed now. Also, Deanna and I were talking
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about this story last week, and I can't believe that we are now here.
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The superstar of the Dodgers Sho hey Otani he uh. He's from Japan.
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He is beloved of the Dodgers. He is an incredible player. Dianna
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got the chance to see him when she went vip uh uh, what would
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you call it? They were dugouts dugout so they were they were right there.
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And he's very cute, very cute. Everyone loves him. So he's
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been, you know, under fire because his translator apparently siphoned and fraudulently took
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a lot of money from him, like to the tune of sixteen million.
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Dollars. Well, guess who's involved. Jennifer Pedrante's fiance, Ryan boyogyny.
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So apparently ESPN is citing really name, Ryan Ryan b is what I was
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at, Ryan b Ryan B. ESPN is citing multiple sources that he is
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the book maker's associate to whom the interpreter I pay Muzuhara wired money to pay
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his gambling debts. Now, you guys are familiar with Resorts World. We've
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always I've always kind of made fun of that name because I just think it's
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a hilarious name for a casino. It's just really tacky. But Resorts World
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is where I apparently, allegedly maybe some of this took place. But Mizuhara
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today agreed to plead guilty to two federal charges related to the theft of nearly
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seventeen million dollars from the Dodgers' bank account. Prosecutors say MW Zohara use that
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money to pay off illegal gambling debts. I pay Muzara thirty nine. He
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could face more than thirty years in federal prison under the plea deal, and
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his illegal bookmaker told the interpreter he could pay his gambling debts by wiring money
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to associate number one, and that is Ryan from the OC. Now.
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I can't really break this down exactly, you know, in layman's terms,
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because I have a hard time understanding it. But apparently they would go to
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like Resorts World and they would take this money out. They would take this
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money out, put it into funds there. Then they would gamble it and
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take that money out and wire it somewhere else. It's all a little bit
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confusing for me. But Ryan is frigging involved to this, it says.
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A statement from the office the United States Attorney Martin Estrada contends Mizuhara regularly logged
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into Otani's bank account and in initiated wire transfers from the account to the bookmaker
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and his associates, one being Ryan, as payments for gambling debts. For
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example, on June twentieth, twenty twenty three, Musuhara assessed the account with
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Otani's permission and then transferred five hundred K to one of the bookmaker's associates.
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I mean Boha, this is Ryan's lawyer says. Because there is an active
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investigation and Ryan is working with authorities, he can't confirm more deny what is
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going on. He is not a bookmaker or a sub bookie. Yeah,
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he's a fucking bookie stealing money to the tune of seventeen mill and Jen,
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congratulations on your engagement. Also, his clothes are disgusting and it's so funny
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to me going through he was he's such a cheese ball with these uh yeah,
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with his outfits. I remember and we were all like thinking, you
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know, Jen, what are you doing? It's it's right before your very
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eyes. This guy has, you know, red flags written all over him.
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And meanwhile, he wasn't smelling like a rose coming into this relationship.
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You could track that he was involved in fraudulent activity if you go to Giorgio
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Says has an amazing account on Instagram. He's been a guest on this show
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and he had a story where he was linked to someone named like uh poocko,
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like Pooky or Pook. Yeah, I think it's Pook. Listen,
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if you're dealing with someone and you're connected with someone who might be under fraud
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and his name is Pook, get out right now and he the cues are
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there, are there. Ryan has been like under fire and has had heat
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on him before. Oh Jamie, I love your Detroit mug so cute.
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I didn't mean to still focus there. Oh please, very big, very
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big, like this scandal woo boom way. So now we know on this
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season of Orange County, which has already wrapped, that Jennifer Pedronti gets engaged
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to this guy. That's like the season finale. I think I'm guessing,
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Like that's just a guess and uh and now we have another criminal that we
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have to freaking watch for an entire season knowing this is going to happen.
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Oh loud, well, I have some inside tea on this. I've been
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to Resort World and those tables are tight, they are rough. You can't
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win at Resorts World. I promise you that. My DearS, if you
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haven't been at a blackjack table with my girl Jamie Moyer, yeah, go
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on you what happened? Have not lived? Tell me? Will never ever
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experience such joy, charisma, excite, vagueness that ever before? I didn't
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like until I experienced it. I know like we're gonna do the valley and
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that everything, we'll do it, but like, could we just walk through
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the visual the experience. I would like to be Palm Springs Girls, Trips,
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Palm Springs, Girls trips. Let's go over to that casino. Don't
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remember the name. What is it called, Jamie, Do you know Vegas?
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Oh? Yeah, that's right, so Vegas. For So, Jamie
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says, I'm going to the blackjack table. And I'm like and everyone's like,
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well, I don't I don't know how to do it, and and
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and Jamie's like, follow me, lady, and then she's like, not
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this one, not this one, this one. Wait for this guy to
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leave. All right, everybody sit down. So we take over the entire
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blackjack table. It's all of us. There's like five of us, right,
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and we all have our chips, we've all got our stuff. Jamie
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sits there and she runs the table and she says, and the guy's like
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he's you know, he's dealing it out. And she's like, yeah,
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you want to get hit, say hit me, and then you go hit
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me. And then she's like no, wait, hold it, hold it
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and then wave your hand like this. She tells you exactly what to do
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while she's playing, while she's ordering drinks back in the day, probably smoking,
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not anymore. And we all get out of there, some of us.
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Well, I had a great game. I don't know if you remember
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that I had a freaking fantastic game. If we run out of chips,
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Jamie will slide him under the table to us. My god. It is
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like, I'll even go to the pit boss and I'll be like, can
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we play? Can we I's tables fifteen, but I'm gonna say all my
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friends here, can we go down to ten? And they'll be like,
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okay, Like let us play for less than what's on the whole okay,
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yeah, yeah, ten or five dollars a hand. You go to the
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pit boss and you're like, hike out, know if it would be okay
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here at this table, And he's like absolutely, I know everyone's charmed by
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her. We're not supposed to. There are cameras watching the of course.
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It's very funny. I'd love to take you anytime. I get free rooms
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at Agua Kelly and maybe a Darling's trip up there for overnight. They have
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an amazing pool, Amy, we have an amazed you're the spokesperson. They
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have an amazing pool, amazing spa, great massages, Dacob and dang it
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is so you know what exciting? That's so Jamie. When you say a
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tight table, it means that no money is coming out, like we're just
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not able to make a win no matter what we're doing. That's right,
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that's right. The Resorts World was so we went to see Katy Perry.
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Our friend Fred Brown is in the band of Katy Perry, and she played
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at Resorts World and it gave us nothing in returns. All of us were
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losing it the blackjack table and we all agreed it was crappy and very tight.
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It just wasn't yielding us any money. And the and the slots were
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tight too. The slots are slots, slots being wrong with that, you
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know what I mean? Anyway? All right, familiar with but a great
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place to be. That's that's what I call my slot. Yes, it's
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hard to get people. Once you're there, you're very happy, I know.
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and then we're just like we're having these nice meals and then off to the
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Also, I've been feeling very healthy. Thank you for asking. You want
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to know why, because I got my g one baby. I'm shaking it
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that's next time the order and I have this last time. Thank you,
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thank you, thank you. I really I got the packets first,
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but then I canceled that and I decided to get the to go packs because
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I'm always on the run, and you know, I can't take that canister
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Always a vitamin girly Jamie. Or is this like your first rodeo for
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a question? I don't I could. I don't even take a multi vitamin.
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I never remember to take yeh. And this is kind of replaces.
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This is like the multi vitamin, but it's got more. Okay, okay,
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okay, because I'm not anything. You're not on anything. You never
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every single day I start the day with this, every single day,
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and then I have my coffee. And what I feel it does I do?
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And I told Amy this, this isn't a this is not hashtag paid
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know, I feel juveniate. I feel in the morning like a burst of
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energy from it. I wow, I feel it too. And you know,
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you and I talked about this off mic, which is that we notice
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when we don't have it our energy level. Yeah, and it's it's got
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a lot of stuff in there. You're getting ashwaganda, you're getting c zinc,
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B vitamins. You know, I'm crazy about the fol eate which is
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already methylated. That's for me because I got my MTHFR. But you know
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it's doing gut optimization. It's all got all that stuff. So I've known
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I shake up my AG one and my little canister, let's start canister just
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curio. That's cute. That's a really cute as far as canisters go.
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I like the look of that one. I like it too, and it's
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fun to shake. I'm not gonna lie. Look, I had to use
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a cup today because I didn't have my canister and Amy was rushing us onto
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this zoom I was and then I was like, you guys, I have
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any tim morement? Dah, we are talking about the valley? Are you
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guys crazy about Zach's hair? Is it just me? Like, what is
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it all about? I wonder if you can lift it up it is there?
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Is it a liftable bang or is it a hairline? Teresa Judais tip
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feel I think it might be a little bit of both, because I noticed
24:26
that he pushed it down and kind of swooped it a little, a little
24:29
further down than he normally does. And I kind of like that he looks
24:33
a little like a cartoon and I like that aspect in people. I mean,
24:37
I just think it's cute. I too, I'm down for it.
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I'm down for it. He reads like Central Casting, Like you could tell
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I'm if he was. If someone said to me, that's a straight man
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playing a part. He was booked at Central Casting because of his hairline,
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I would accept it fully, Like, I just can't get over him that
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he's a real person. He's just so characteristic. He's a character. Yeah,
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Now is his looks and like all of his expressions make me laugh.
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Like I was really upset at the end that he was not invited to the
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baby. Maybe that was just like fuck you, Janet, fuck you Janet,
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Like what a bitch Michelle and Janet, they're pissing me off. Yeah,
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me too, honestly, I think so too, and a little bit
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of mean girl going on. And also, by the way, as a
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single with no kids, I take great umbrage and offense when I am not
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included. You know how much I love the kids. Amy, Yes,
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I do not like that at all. And if I was ever not included
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in a trip and it was like all couples, yeah, oh my god,
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I would be so pissed. I know, I don't get invited.
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I always get invited to these trips. I can never go, like the
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skate trips and stuff. But if you guys didn't invite me, I would
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be like, really, like, what is it? Yeah, you think
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you can't pull up another chair to a dinner of six couples or three two
26:02
couples. I don't like the couple entitlement. I hate that. I hate
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that so much. It's just weird, Like, you know, leave it
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up to the person, and what if that person wants to bring something someone
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with them, like then they'd be a couple. Is that okay? You
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know it's it's just it's really demeaning. And and then you throw Jasmine in
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the mix, like so just because they're associated with Kristin. Meanwhile, Janet
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and Michelle, can I remind you why you're even on the show? Thank
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you? Deanna? Yeah, yeah, it's because of Jackson, Kristin and
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Brittany. Okay, bye, b The fact that she's trying to pull one,
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it's like, we don't know you, honey, we don't know you.
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Fall you. Yeah, I'm with you both irritating me, Janet ire
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irritating me. Pregnant or not coming? Yeah, kind of, you're kind
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of giving, like your personality is gossipy. What else you got going on?
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Lady? Yeah, Christen's over here feeding a fucking gecko and eating gecko
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food for my television pleasure. And all I'm getting from jam Is is throw
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the ball and hide your hand. I hope that god I see her at
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the local Gelston since I also live in Valley. You're so right, Christen
27:26
is eating gecko food. She doesn't care. She's like it's working for that
27:32
paycheck in every way possible. That's right. Yeah, but yeah, this
27:38
is I did. What did you think about the gecko scene though, Luke?
27:44
I mean it's Luke's gecko. Cute, Yeah, cute. They're a
27:48
little couple with the odd little gecko. That's the whole thing, you know
27:55
what I mean, that's it. That's really whittling it down to the s.
28:03
I can't. So we open with Jackson Brittany, and Brittany's having a
28:07
bad day, and even on her bad day, she's just adorable. How
28:10
could you ever get mad at Britney? Like, I don't understand. How
28:14
is he must be such an asshole that she's just charming even when she's in
28:18
a bad mood. She's like, well, I could I just did the
28:22
baby? I need a day Robby the baby ty Jake's It's like that's cute.
28:26
You know what do you? I don't know what she was mad about.
28:30
She was like, had her little like kaboodles, make up kit or
28:33
whatever. Oh yeah, how could you ever be mad at her? She's
28:38
so dang adorable and she's just a walking delight. And he's like, oh
28:45
god, being married a fucking nightmare prison, and then she calls, oh,
28:52
I did love that Jacks went and took cruise and they took a shower.
28:56
I just thought that was so cute. You know, Jackson is a
28:59
great dad. Yeah, he is a good dad and he had a good
29:03
dad, and you know he'll always be a good dad. I think.
29:07
Yeah, he's a bad husband and a rough boyfriend, a great reality star.
29:12
I mean, and in this episode really showing us his hand speaking of
29:18
gambling, of just how blatant he is about playing this reality TV game.
29:25
I mean, it's in his blood. He will do that with or without
29:30
cameras running. That's right. I think so too. That's it the end.
29:34
I guarantee you he's always been this way. He does not give fake
29:38
character to me. He is who he is. He's a Michigan guy.
29:42
I see guys like him before. Yeah, we know those guys. Yeah
29:48
shit. Brittany calls her mom on FaceTime and Sherry, she's like, I
29:52
just worried about the ballard. It's not good for marriage, it's and all
29:57
of us are like yeah, collectively across America, heads were like this,
30:03
Yeah, she's not lying, she's right, she's right. How badly do
30:12
you guys want to host a habachi night in your backyard? Oh please,
30:17
I want that. I want to see if I can catch the shrimp.
30:19
I feel like it's so nervous. I feel like it's so nervous in those
30:22
moments, and I just want to catch it so bad. The pressure,
30:27
yeah, and the humiliation if you don't, you know, and and there
30:30
you got shrimp on your shirt. You'll never never watch that, thank out?
30:34
And then like what if you chook? Then it's yeah, that's tough,
30:41
tough, rough stuff. But I do want that, and I want
30:45
some Benny Hannah. That would be so good. Oh gosh. Yeah,
30:49
So Jason and Janet they're going to host this hibachi in game night. I'm
30:53
like, this sounds amazing. And and then Janet calls, actually I did
30:59
kind of. This was funny. Sorry. Janet calls Kristin an agent of
31:03
chaos, which is this is also true. Yeah, she's not wrong factual,
31:12
it's just and you work with her and it's season one, and that's
31:18
what. Yeah. Yeah, how dare you try to ice out and og
31:25
on season one? You're not? Teresa and Melissa even they tried harder.
31:32
This is this ice even episode fucking five and ice outcome. Yeah, this
31:37
is way too soon for this kind. You have people on here who are
31:42
in laws, sisters on Beverly Hills. You have people who are like,
31:48
you know, this is real families struggling and they're not icing out and you're
31:52
like, she made the party bad at the end when she said she protects
31:56
me ice out. You know, it's just like it's a what do you
32:00
think this is exactly? And do you think that us as Americans are going
32:08
to be like, yes, Janet, we stand with you. You are
32:14
our leader. We want your piece above all else, like we follow you
32:21
to the ends of the earth. Like, no, I don't even know
32:23
your last name. I don't know your last name. I barely know that
32:28
your name is Janet. Truly, truly, and thank god they have the
32:34
lower thirds up the entire time because you know, like it says on our
32:39
screens right now, Janet, like you're talking talking talking about Janet. Yeah,
32:45
pregnant husband Jason, you know, not to not to not to slip
32:49
this back in. But Gianna, you just brought up such a great point
32:52
about do you think that we are in America are watching you? That is
32:57
not to go backwards. But just a quick tidbit, how I think that
33:00
Lala and Sina think that we're all going to side with them somehow. Then
33:05
we're watching We're watching Laala's flip out and we're like, she is right,
33:09
No, sorry, Ariana, we're going to stop this bus. We want
33:12
you to get off. It's like they don't they don't realize how poorly their
33:16
behavior is reflecting on them. They think we're going to side with them,
33:22
is what I think they use it. They we're going to side with Sandobal,
33:23
that we're going to side with them, that we're going to be like,
33:25
all, Rianna should talk to him then, and we're not right.
33:29
They think they have something there. Yeah, yeah, they think they have
33:31
something there and they don't, and they don't the journey, I agree one
33:36
hundred percent. I think the journey of we have to always keep it the
33:39
front of our minds. They were fixing to be canceled. Then they had
33:46
an unprecedented season of Chaos and Wonder and got nominated for an Emmy and so
33:57
wonder and now so like they are so disregulated by that zoo z. You
34:06
know that they can't they think that we they just can't figure it out like
34:12
it's too They tasted so much like people that never watched the show. It
34:19
had record break, you know, and now they are trying to keep the
34:22
boat like up. That's a great point, right, I think you should
34:27
write about this on your substack, Deanna, Oh how to be less okay
34:30
by the way, vander Pump. Yeah, just because I think that there
34:36
is something, you know, the written word, like, I like where
34:38
you're going with it, because it was such a such a like a huge
34:45
response, bigger than it should have been out of the realm of what they're
34:51
even capable or what they normally do. And I think it is because of
34:53
that, like it really threw them in a tizzy having such success. Yeah,
34:58
that's a great point. Really nice. Enjoy your Chili's commercials and that's
35:04
it, you know, it's not that's what you got, and that's great,
35:07
that's really great. I can't get a Chili's. I don't seem to
35:12
have one Chili's the other night again well yeah, I mean again, I
35:20
yeah, again, yeah again. And I saw the little, you know,
35:25
pop up paper advertisement for the Espresso Martini that Sheena and Laala are endorsing,
35:32
and I had every opportunity to get it, but I didn't this time
35:36
because I didn't want espresso at that moment. I wanted to margarita. So
35:38
I'll get it another time. I'm sorry. And Katie is it? She
35:45
and Katie? Okay, Katie, yeah, yeah, yeah, Katie's one
35:47
who's like likes tequila. Right? What what is this ending about Applebee's?
35:52
I didn't get that. Was there an inside bit about that that I didn't
35:54
understand? Not at all? I just wanted to go to Applebee's. They
35:59
I think they're just being our nic, the way that most people have been
36:01
ironic about Chili's, but it really sticks because people actually do like it.
36:07
Do you think that Applebee's was a Chili's dig or just completely inoculous? No,
36:10
innocuous because I don't think the Chiliest thing had happened at that point anyway.
36:14
Well that's probably true, okay, all right, back to the back
36:16
to the Valiant. So they go to Kristin and Jasmine go to Vintage Wine
36:22
and Eats, and let me just ask, I do too. I want
36:25
to go there. Do you guys know what a verminino is from Napo?
36:30
No? But I'll drink it, Okay, I don't know what it is.
36:35
I'll think anything you put in front of me that sounds good. Uh.
36:40
It's a light bodied wine, white wine that comes from Italy and it
36:45
tastes similar to savignon blanc. So I I just didn't know what a Vermontine
36:50
like. Yeah, I really would. I would, thanks James. So
36:55
now this is where it was really funny to watch that. That Jasmine was
37:01
like, yeah, Jack said he had some information from you about Michelle texting
37:05
another guy, and that's why I'm here, so let's talk about it.
37:07
And Christen's like, he's the one who said it to me. I mean
37:10
he sent me a text and Brittany knows. I mean it's like an actor
37:14
or something. And then we get to see the text and it is so
37:16
funny. It says from Jacks. This is after their meeting. Do not
37:21
repeat anything personal to Michelle. You could destroy a life and I don't know
37:25
if it's true. Dot dot dot And you told my wife and now she's
37:30
pissed at me. Why would you repeat something unless you know the facts.
37:35
Please don't open your mouth about anything like that. Please, it's not our
37:39
place. Was he writing that like under a kidnappers watchful eye. Well,
37:54
Maybell, I gotta get the rats there. Hold the Jakes again, Buddy,
38:00
be about Please please don't do this. You could hurt so many people
38:08
if you do this. Please don't mention it. It could ruin lives hang
38:13
in the balance. Come to Jack Studio City. We've got picnic tables.
38:17
Bye bye. Christen says, what are you even talking about? I haven't
38:22
even talked to Brittany. You're the one who said blank on camera that I've
38:28
never even heard of. Don't text me crazy blank. I'm filming right now.
38:37
This killed me. These are two professionals that are showing up, you
38:44
know. Please sure can send it to the thread. They're simply the same
38:52
human being. And I find it just so funny to take in. You
38:58
know, they're the same intelligence level, the same messiness. Are they both?
39:05
Yeah? Okay, I have and I so, so what are we
39:10
saying about it? I know, but I don't know. But I'm receiving
39:14
that as information, you know, like with love. They could be noted.
39:17
I have no problem long Island's note at all. I will note it.
39:21
I know what it is. I will note it when I see it.
39:23
Okay, so this is this is noting Michigan. Yeah, and by
39:29
the way, I want you to know that, when I was watching the
39:32
show, I thought to myself, it will never happen, but they're the
39:37
couple. Endgame. Kristen and Jack's is the couple. They they percent they're
39:46
the couple, but it will never be that they're the couple. Wow,
39:51
I can't believe you just said that. I am blown away right now.
39:58
It hit me. It hit me, and I thought it yesterday, but
40:00
I was like it, they'll never it will never happen. But it's exactly
40:02
the thing. Oh well, and it has happened, right, Yeah,
40:07
yeah they did. It was of course, Yeah, will be ruined like
40:15
these you know, just regular people that they're trying to attach themselves and make
40:22
lives with. It's wrong, like just be with each other. You know
40:30
it's wrong. It is. It doesn't mean it's like you're going to ruin
40:35
those regular people. I don't know. I still hang on Stassy and Jack's
40:39
like, oh, I just liked them together. I love them, don't
40:45
get me wrong, but yeah, no way she has. She has blasted
40:51
into the stratosphere of a better relationship under absolutely at the time she was great
40:57
with it. I am so so yeah, So Jasmine and Kristen are talking
41:05
and she's like, this is the text, and then Kristen said, yeah,
41:07
well in her confessional, here's a secret. So here she is saying
41:13
like, no, Jackson is the one who said it, and Britney's the
41:15
one who said it. And then in her confessional she's like, yeah,
41:17
Michelle told me, I guess she's having an emotional affair with this guy.
41:21
I'm like, well, which, what is it. You're all liars,
41:22
like Jackson, Kristin, They're all lying. And then Jasmine literally is like
41:27
I don't know what to believe, and God bless her because I don't know
41:30
how she's going through this, and I love in her confessional she was like,
41:34
here we got Jack's going I'm a dad, believe me. Kristen's like,
41:36
I'm an EmPATH, believe me. I mean, Jasmine is all of
41:38
us. And that's what I love about her position. Yes, the only
41:43
normal one on the show I think is Jasmine, and I think she is
41:46
sticking out for that reason more blatantly to me in this episode than ever before.
41:51
And I'm just really interested in her journey on this show, which is
41:54
why I'm even more offended that she's not going on the baby moon because I
41:59
feel like she needs to beat Yeah. Friend was invited and she has a
42:05
girlfriend. Yeah, we saw the I was like, well, why wasn't
42:08
she invited to the the girlfriend not invited to the habachi or the what was
42:15
that? Was that? The habachi? Yeah? Yeah, what the heck?
42:19
Maybe she doesn't want to film. Well, she was at the T
42:22
shirt party. Oh she was. Oh that's where you're saying she's you saw
42:28
the Oh I didn't catch her there, but I do remember her talk.
42:31
Jasmine was invited to the baby moon, if I remember correctly, which made
42:35
it even more of a mean girl thing that Zach wasn't because I think she
42:39
was right. Okay, well when when when that the James May event and
42:45
Jack shows up with water on his shirt and dad mode. He addresses and
42:51
makes an announcement that he's like, Janet and Jason are having a baby moon
42:54
and big Bear and unfortunately they don't want to invite you guys. And I
43:01
was the only person that said you guys should come. So I don't know
43:04
who he's addressing as you guys, but the people who are sitting together are
43:08
Kristin, Jasmine, and Zach right, So I don't know. I hope
43:15
that that, but Zach is crying, he's really upset about it. We
43:17
don't see Jasmine's reaction. So perhaps you're right, Jamie, and I hope
43:22
you are. I think if you go to the tapes, Janet says her
43:28
name in the list of inviting Oh could catch Okay, I'm not one hundred,
43:35
but I'm ninety percent. Okay, okay. How about when they were
43:39
setting up for the James May event friends and family only, and Brittany and
43:45
Zach are talking and She's like, I thought Christy will kayer because Jade,
43:51
I thought she could did better. Because Jada's ding the baby bea did she
43:53
probably want to go to Dana? And then Zach goes Jazz doing a baby
43:58
moon and then and Brittany's like, he was so mad, and I was
44:02
mad, and then his confessional pause like are you fucking kidding me? Because
44:07
I haven't heard one thing about this, and he was and Chris. Brittany's
44:10
like, well, I feel bait because you're not coming. And then in
44:15
Zach's like, I better be invited, and I was like, yeah,
44:16
you better be invited, because at this point we're talking about a TV show
44:22
anyway, I'm still mad. I'm just mad. Yeah, a TV show
44:27
and Janet and Michelle. I don't think you think you can hold it,
44:31
hold our interest as much as you think you can. In fact, you
44:36
can't. Yeah, there you said it. Where are we with? Michelle?
44:43
And okay, Michelle, I hate Michelle and I hate Jesse, and
44:47
where are you? I know, I really don't, but I don't know
44:52
these people, and you know, I have no allegiance. So she just
44:57
like they're just talking and they're talking about his spiritual journey and he's going on
45:01
this thing and he's really trying. He's doing these things. It's they're not
45:07
easy things I want. Because's a scary thing to do. I can't believe.
45:10
He's like, what should I pick to go purge my entire life?
45:14
And she's like, this is in her confessional. She's like, this is
45:16
probably just stupid bullshit. I'm like, he's believe, but it's so real
45:22
different feeling about it. I too. Go ahead, Yeah, yeah,
45:25
I kind of feel like we are catching these two at the tail end and
45:34
he hasn't done shit for however many years they've been together. So I'm just
45:38
like she's done with She's done done. Yeah, and that is what we're
45:44
seeing. And I think, like, I don't, I don't hate her,
45:49
like I'm I'm on board with her because she's so fed up. And
45:52
but she looks bad right now and he looks better. But we're seeing him
45:57
do something as a hail Mary hmm, yeah, I see them both looking
46:02
bad. I totally agree with you, Deanna. He hasn't done anything for
46:07
this marriage. And now he's like, yeah, I'm gonna take my Porsche
46:09
to the desert and do ayahuasca and look at my ego from outside of my
46:15
body. It's like, go get a room at the Chateau Marmont and stay
46:20
there because this is some la bullshit, Like no, it's not gonna work.
46:23
It's not going to work. And the fact that she was like he
46:27
was like, well, what do you want me to come back with?
46:28
She's like a new personality. The meanest shit I ever heard, so much,
46:36
that was cold, This shit I ever heard him all my millions of
46:40
years of life. And the counselor that they're seeing is just sitting in the
46:47
chair and he's like, you're gonna fail. I mean, if you think
46:52
that this is gonna like you're attached to the result, You're gonna fail.
46:55
And he's like, but I'm gonna do ayahuasca. It's like you were going
47:00
to be throwing up all over yourself. You know you're gonna be shitting your
47:02
pants. Let's get real. I never wanted to do it. I find
47:07
it. It sounds terrifying to me. I know people who do it and
47:10
they love it. To me, I'm like, I don't want to see
47:14
myself outside of myself. I clearly want to close my two eyelids at night
47:19
and go to sleep of what the nightmares will take. No fucking way am
47:25
I doing ayahuasca? And I will do it. Mushroom solf, that's delicious.
47:30
That's all right. Anything else you guys want to talk about with this
47:38
episode, I think we've pretty much. Oh, we didn't talk about the
47:42
game hosted by Sparkle aka Jared, which was super good. That drag your
47:45
heart. I mean, he's great, the game is, you know,
47:50
I don't I don't love hearing about everyone's sex lives. It's like, it's
47:52
not that exciting for me. But I was pretty blown away that Jackson Brittany
47:58
did it in Times Square. Yeah, what the hell. Well, that's
48:01
why you have Jack's you know, that's why if you're gonna be with Jacks,
48:08
that's what you get, you know, at least that's why you don't
48:12
marry him. But you should do it in times square with him. He'll
48:15
figure it out, you know. Good point. How how did that happen?
48:20
And driving home again, Jack Janet and Jason the coach, what that's
48:25
their wild Yeah poor Jason? Yeah, oh yeah, ahead, the game
48:35
was fun. Game was fun. I love Sparkle. Just want to say
48:37
one more thing that Brittany gets sick at the dinner, Hibachi dinner, and
48:42
Jackson's like, I told you so, and so what what do you make
48:45
of this here? Like I don't like that, I don't like how he
48:50
talks to her. And she's sitting there like I don't feel good. She's
48:53
so sweet, you know, And he's like, well, I told you
48:55
don't drink that shot, slams the door kit out of my sight. He's
49:00
got no sympathy or empathy for his wife. He's controlling. Yeah, you
49:07
know, he is controlling. He's he wants to make her feel bad because
49:10
I don't think he loves her anymore. Do you know what I mean or
49:15
ever like he's a rotten person. You know, I don't know. He's
49:21
not a good no disrespect to Michigan. He's just not That's how we took
49:27
it. Yeah at two hours, Well, I actually thought he was so
49:37
rude and mean. And I also think Britney is doing things that aren't not
49:44
good for her and she does need to take some ownership for that because he
49:47
said ten years and I I'm doing the math, and I know that that's
49:52
not ten years. I mean he exaggerates and he over dramatizes, so maybe
49:57
a year, maybe two years, because I I do remember her talking about
50:00
having stomach issues and didn't she have like an ulcer or something like that,
50:06
Oh, her stomach lining from drinking. I forgot something like that. Yeah,
50:10
So do she know Sakia Shad is what made her sick or do you
50:14
think she just was already not feeling good. I don't know. It happened
50:16
pretty quickly, if that, you know, a little too fast. So
50:21
I just really feel like something is going on there where she's not necessarily taking
50:25
accountability for her health because she does seem to be in these types of situations
50:30
a lot. And I will say and I'm not defending Jack's at all,
50:35
but if my partner knew better and continued to do things that they knew would
50:39
harm them, I would start to get pissed at them, and I wouldn't
50:44
you know. But I don't really know the details, so I can't really
50:47
give Jack the benefit of the doubt. I'm just saying knowing that we do
50:52
have some proof of her having some stomach issues in the past. If she's
50:55
not taking care of that, then there might be something there that she has
51:00
to be take ownership of. I don't know, but I'm still team Brittany.
51:06
Yeah, No, you could be right. I mean, I'm not
51:08
going to go so far as to say he doesn't love her. I don't
51:12
think he's in love with her. I think that he can't be in love
51:15
with anyone. He's a narcissist. It's impossible because he's literally put us to
51:22
the test by giving us what is a perfect partner. I mean, she's
51:27
probably the closest you can get to a good wife, honestly, and mom
51:30
beyond you know, sure, maybe the drink whatever it's like she shouldn't drink.
51:35
She gets it's like acid reflex, hertburns something I remember Amy, but
51:40
she I guarantee you behind closed doors, she's as sweet as she is on
51:44
TV. And he can't make it work. So he's a bad husband.
51:50
Yeah, and don't on camera throw a zinger at someone who's sitting on the
51:54
floor on the couch looking at a color I've never quite seen before, and
51:59
go you do it. You reap what you saw, slam the door.
52:02
Yeah. Yeah. It's the lack of compassion and respect is don't walk her
52:07
out to the Yeah, I mean, come on, it's just me go
52:12
home with her. Yeah. I was like thinking, like go home with
52:15
her? I mean my god. Yeah. So that's not right. It's
52:19
not right. And he wasn't giving her the time of day when she wanted
52:22
to bitch about Kristen and he was like, I have businesses. It's like,
52:24
yeah, but you're doing a business right now, you're on camera on
52:28
the show. I loved when he I loved when she snatched that phone out
52:31
of his hand. Yes, I love my phone. Snatch. You're not
52:37
even listening to me. He's like, I'm doing business. She's like,
52:40
get on Instagram. I was like, oh, yes, chi can cow.
52:47
Well, Mamma lands soon, so we better get off this h this
52:52
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dot com for nice things to read and to listen to about the youth.
53:27
Love that. And you've got a show coming up right, Jamie? Oh
53:32
yeah, please tomorrow night at the Green Room on Ventura, a new venue.
53:37
What but also aren't you going to be at uh the place in silver
53:42
Lake? I saw something on your instance stories. I also directed a show
53:49
that will be at the Lyrics Hy period. Oh you directed on Monday.
53:52
And then I'm heading to Detroit for the Detroit Women of Comedy Festival this Friday.
53:57
In Detroit, please come see moy're in. Yes, Oh my god,
54:01
that's amazing. Yay. I'll be home looking for men like Jack so
54:07
I can admonish them and snatch their phones. Thanks guys, later, Dude,
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