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Turn On The News: Who Let The Dogs Out? · Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show

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  SPEAKER_03: We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special news bulletin direct via
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  SPEAKER_03: We'll be right back.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_03: Why does everything have to be so weird?
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  SPEAKER_03: These are dangerous times.
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  SPEAKER_03: Something terrible is going to happen.
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  SPEAKER_03: In Springfield, in Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're eating the cats.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're eating...
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  SPEAKER_03: They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
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  SPEAKER_03: The Tanandrea's fault, our former president Donald Trump is cracking under pressure.
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  SPEAKER_03: His tectonic plates are moving a lot lately.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's still trying to convince the MAGAverse that he didn't blow it on Tuesday night
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  SPEAKER_03: against Kamala Harris,
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  SPEAKER_03: even though he is clearly terrified of facing her again.
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  SPEAKER_03: According to Rolling Stone, members of Trump's inner circle think another debate would be a bad idea.
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  SPEAKER_03: They say
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  SPEAKER_03: His performance was so disappointing, he doesn't know whether to call it Eric or Don Jr.
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  SPEAKER_03: at this point.
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  SPEAKER_03: The problem...
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump is, you know, he's a big tough guy.
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  SPEAKER_03: Dodging a debate makes him look like the coward that he is.
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  SPEAKER_03: And she challenged him to another one immediately.
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  SPEAKER_03: He wants no part of it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump had a spin out last night on his website, Pravda Social.
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  SPEAKER_03: He wrote, people are just starting to give me credit for having a great debate.
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  SPEAKER_03: The voters and voter polls showed it.
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  SPEAKER_03: But the fake news media wasn't giving the credit that was due.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_03: Remember, I wasn't debating one person.
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  SPEAKER_03: I was debating three.
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  SPEAKER_03: They should fire everybody at ABC Fake News.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he's right.
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  SPEAKER_03: It was three against one.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump got humiliated by Kamala, the moderators, and by himself, primarily.
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  SPEAKER_03: Then he continued this...
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  SPEAKER_03: He continued to tantrum this afternoon.
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  SPEAKER_03: When a prizefighter loses a fight, the first words out of his mouth are, I want a rematch.
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  SPEAKER_03: Polls clearly show that I won the debate against comrade Kamala Harris.
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  SPEAKER_03: Kamala should focus on what she should have done during the last almost four-year period.
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  SPEAKER_03: There will be no third debate.
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  SPEAKER_03: But wait, what happened to this guy?
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  SPEAKER_03: Anytime, anywhere, anytime.
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  SPEAKER_03: Somehow you went from anytime, anywhere, anyplace to there will be no third debate.
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  SPEAKER_03: I guess when you eat as many buckets of chicken as Donald Trump does, eventually you turn into one.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know how else to explain it.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't understand it.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's out there telling people he won the debate, a debate we all clearly saw him lose.
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  SPEAKER_03: Why not just,
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
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  SPEAKER_03: if you're gonna do that,
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  SPEAKER_03: why not just say,
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  SPEAKER_03: I did debate her a second time,
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  SPEAKER_03: and guess what?
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  SPEAKER_03: I won even more bigly than the last time.
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  SPEAKER_03: But Donald Trump, not only does he lose the debate, he embarrasses himself.
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  SPEAKER_03: He demonstrates exactly why he doesn't have the temperament or intelligence to run
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  SPEAKER_03: a Dairy Queen store, never mind the country.
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  SPEAKER_03: And yet he's still screaming, I won.
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  SPEAKER_03: Does anyone see a pattern here?
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  SPEAKER_03: Any of you election deniers, are you starting to get it here?
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump also got a kick in the McNuggets from Taylor Swift.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know,
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  SPEAKER_03: since Taylor endorsed Kamala Harris,
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  SPEAKER_03: since she made that endorsement,
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  SPEAKER_03: more than 400,000 Americans clicked the link she posted to register at vote.gov.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump said Taylor...
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  SPEAKER_03: Taylor will pay a price for her endorsement in the marketplace,
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  SPEAKER_03: which is something he knows a lot about,
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  SPEAKER_03: because after the debate he won on Tuesday night,
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  SPEAKER_03: Truth Social stock is in freefall.
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  SPEAKER_03: Look, Trump's media stock plunges after debate.
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  SPEAKER_03: His stock price sank faster than his pompadour in a steam room.
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  SPEAKER_03: His media company has lost more than $4 billion in value since May.
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  SPEAKER_03: And it's still his most profitable business, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_03: This Laura Loomer, she's traveling all over the country with Trump on his plane.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not only has she been pushing the cat and dog eating lie,
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  SPEAKER_03: today she said Haitian immigrants aren't just eating cats and dogs,
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  SPEAKER_03: they eat humans.
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  SPEAKER_03: They traded the dog whistle in for a tuba, folks.
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  SPEAKER_03: Only the best people.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump was in Tucson today, still spreading that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Stupid story about the immigrants eating pets in Springfield.
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  SPEAKER_03: Since Trump and J.D.
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  SPEAKER_03: Vance started going on about this, there have been multiple bomb threats.
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  SPEAKER_03: Haitian families have been pulling their kids out of school for fear of retaliation.
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  SPEAKER_03: And so, naturally, they're doubling down.
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  SPEAKER_03: They posted more cat memes today, including, Kamala hates me, don't let them eat us, vote for Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: The dog warden in Clark County,
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  SPEAKER_03: Ohio,
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  SPEAKER_03: where these dummies claim this pet feast has taken place,
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  SPEAKER_03: had to make an official statement to try to put these rumors to rest.
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  SPEAKER_03: She said proof of these claims is non-existent, which, as you know, is Trump's favorite kind of proof.
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  SPEAKER_03: The guys running for president and vice president,
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  SPEAKER_03: for whatever reason,
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  SPEAKER_03: are making this the most important issue on their list.
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  SPEAKER_03: What do you say to Haitian immigrants who say spreading false claims about them put their lives at risk?
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  SPEAKER_03: No one has spread false claims.
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  SPEAKER_03: What they've said is... They're eating the dog.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're eating the cats.
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  SPEAKER_03: It does sound tasty.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're eating the pets.
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  SPEAKER_03: I've seen people on television.
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  SPEAKER_03: The people on television say my dog was taken and used for food.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're eating pets.
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  SPEAKER_03: Eating pets.
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  SPEAKER_03: Migrants cooking rats.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're eating D-O-W-G.
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  SPEAKER_03: In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're eating the cats.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
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  SPEAKER_01: The question was, what's the most racist thing you can think of?
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  SPEAKER_03: The question that prompted Trump to scream about eating dogs was...
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  SPEAKER_03: We're going to turn now to immigration.
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  SPEAKER_03: Why did you try to kill that bill and successfully so that would have put thousands
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  SPEAKER_03: of additional agents and officers on the board?
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  SPEAKER_03: They're eating the dog!
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  SPEAKER_03: What happened in Springfield,
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  SPEAKER_03: I think,
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  SPEAKER_03: is an example of what Kamala Harris' open border,
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  SPEAKER_03: what she wants to do to every small town and big city in this country,
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  SPEAKER_03: which is over the last few years,
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  SPEAKER_03: 20,000 migrants,
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  SPEAKER_03: primarily from Haitia,
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  SPEAKER_03: have been dropped into Springfield,
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  SPEAKER_03: Ohio.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Haitians come from Haitia.
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  SPEAKER_03: Much in the same way that lesbians come from lesbia.
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  SPEAKER_03: And Donald Trump comes from dementia.
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  SPEAKER_03: France's vicious lies about the Haitian immigrant community eating pets have
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  SPEAKER_03: whipped up the crazies,
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  SPEAKER_03: leading to bomb threats,
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  SPEAKER_03: evacuations,
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  SPEAKER_03: closed elementary schools,
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  SPEAKER_03: and canceled events,
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  SPEAKER_03: even though these accusations have been thoroughly debunked and denied by local
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  SPEAKER_03: officials and the governor of Ohio.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not only that, the Springfield women who started the Facebook rumors admitted they didn't have any proof.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, with his constituents facing threats of violence, J.D.
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  SPEAKER_03: Vance has decided to stop lying about immigrants and instead talk about why it's so
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  SPEAKER_03: important for him to lie about immigrants.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here he is on CNN.
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  SPEAKER_02: He just said Haitians are eating dogs and cats.
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  SPEAKER_02: Can you affirmatively say now that that is a rumor that has no basis with evidence?
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  SPEAKER_03: The American media totally ignored this stuff until Donald Trump and I started talking about cat memes.
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  SPEAKER_03: If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to
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  SPEAKER_03: the suffering of the American people,
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  SPEAKER_03: then that's what I'm going to do,
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  SPEAKER_03: Dan.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's true, in these divisive times, sometimes you have to create a lie just to get attention.
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  SPEAKER_03: J.D.
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  SPEAKER_03: Vance knows this personally because he's also the victim of a hateful rumor that he had sex with a couch.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I want to repeat,
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  SPEAKER_03: I want to repeat,
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  SPEAKER_03: he did not have sex with a couch,
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  SPEAKER_03: because I am now hearing that on that night he could not perform.
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  SPEAKER_03: Two elementary schools were evacuated today in Springfield because of threats to children,
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  SPEAKER_03: and he keeps going with this.
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  SPEAKER_03: 911 calls even show residents are reporting that the migrants are walking off with the town's geese.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're taking the geese.
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  SPEAKER_03: Nothing about that is true.
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  SPEAKER_03: We've had dogs, we've had cats, we've got geese.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's like old McDonald had a farm.
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  SPEAKER_03: We keep adding names to the list and he's got his minions and his stupid son doing it too now.
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  SPEAKER_03: Don, they're eating their cats, they're eating the dogs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Charlie, I thought this was a conspiracy theory.
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  SPEAKER_03: And like all conspiracy theories, it turns out to be true.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's disgusting and it should not be happening in America.
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  SPEAKER_03: It shouldn't be happening anywhere else in the civilized world, but that's the reality.
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  SPEAKER_03: You look at Haiti, you look at the demographic makeup, you look at the average IQ.
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  SPEAKER_03: If you import the third world into your country, you are going to become the third world.
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  SPEAKER_03: Basic, like, it's not racist, it's just facts.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know, sounds pretty racist to me.
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  SPEAKER_03: Even the woman who wrote the original Facebook post that got this ridiculous rumor
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  SPEAKER_03: started says she had no evidence it happened.
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  SPEAKER_03: She deleted her post.
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  SPEAKER_03: She said she feels bad and regrets ever writing it.
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  SPEAKER_03: That hasn't stopped Trump or Trump Jr.
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  SPEAKER_03: or old JD Vance from relentlessly beating this nonsensical fairy tale to death.
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  SPEAKER_03: The American media totally ignored this stuff until Donald Trump and I started talking about cat memes.
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  SPEAKER_03: If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to
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  SPEAKER_03: the suffering of the American people,
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  SPEAKER_03: then that's what I'm going to do,
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  SPEAKER_03: Dana.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I see.
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  SPEAKER_03: Did you get it yet?
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  SPEAKER_03: The only way to expose the truth is to spread a lie.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's the power of storytelling.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, you just said that you're creating the story.
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  SPEAKER_03: What's that, Dana?
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  SPEAKER_02: You just said that this is a story that you created.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, so then the eating dog thing is not, we are creating, we are Dana.
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  SPEAKER_03: It comes from firsthand accounts from my constituents.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Firsthand accounts from constituents who I will make no effort to prove exists.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go make passionate love to a fold out sofa bed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Cruella de Vil,
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  SPEAKER_03: Cruella de Vil If she doesn't scare you,
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  SPEAKER_03: no evil thing will To see her is to take a sudden chill Cruella,
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  SPEAKER_03: Cruella de Vil Glaring her look,
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  SPEAKER_03: the eyes in her stare Innocent children,
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  SPEAKER_03: you better beware The world was such a wholesome place until Cruella,
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  SPEAKER_03: Cruella de Vil
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_03: Trump has energy, okay?
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_03: Look how much he got done this weekend.
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  SPEAKER_03: He held a rally.
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  SPEAKER_03: He started a crypto company you definitely should put all your money into.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he got in nine holes of golf.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, five holes.
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  SPEAKER_03: That was a bit of an interruption.
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  SPEAKER_03: Tonight, the chilling new details of the apparent second assassination attempt on Donald Trump.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yo, again?
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  SPEAKER_03: Hey, will you people stop trying to assassinate Donald Trump?
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  SPEAKER_03: Not only is it morally wrong, but you're also just giving him more things to brag about.
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  SPEAKER_03: They only tried to kill Abraham Lincoln once.
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  SPEAKER_03: That makes me twice as great as him.
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  SPEAKER_03: But yes,
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  SPEAKER_03: this weekend,
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  SPEAKER_03: a crazy person tried to hunt Donald Trump in his natural habitat,
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  SPEAKER_03: his golf course.
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  SPEAKER_03: Investigators say a Secret Service agent monitoring the woods ahead of Mr.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump as he played golf on Sunday saw a rifle barrel through the tree line and
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  SPEAKER_03: opened fire.
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  SPEAKER_03: The subject, who did not have line of sight to the former president, fled the scene.
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  SPEAKER_03: He did not fire or get off any shots
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  SPEAKER_03: at our agent cell phone records show he had been in place at the edge of the golf
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  SPEAKER_03: course for nearly 12 hours this guy managed to walk into trump's golf course and
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  SPEAKER_03: stay there undetected for 12 hours okay and i don't know if you've thought about
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_03: this uh trump but maybe you should consider building you know like a wall like i
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_03: don't know if you're like a you know a wall guy just just think about it but
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  SPEAKER_03: So why did this guy come for Trump?
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, according to J.D.
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  SPEAKER_03: Vance,
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump's VP,
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  SPEAKER_03: and the worst thing to happen to cat ladies since feline AIDS,
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  SPEAKER_03: Democrats made him do it.
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  SPEAKER_03: The left needs to tone down the rhetoric and needs to cut this crap out.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_03: We cannot tell the American people that one candidate is a fascist,
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  SPEAKER_03: and if he's elected,
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  SPEAKER_03: it is going to be the end of American democracy.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, liberals, stop accurately describing Trump, okay?
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  SPEAKER_03: You're...
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  SPEAKER_03: You're putting him in danger when you repeat the things he says verbatim.
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  SPEAKER_02: Trump defended white nationalist protesters in 2017 following a violent and deadly
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  SPEAKER_02: confrontation in Charlottesville,
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  SPEAKER_02: Virginia,
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  SPEAKER_02: saying,
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  SPEAKER_02: quote,
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  SPEAKER_02: there were very fine people on both sides.
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  SPEAKER_02: Back in 2016,
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  SPEAKER_02: when he said that his supporters are so loyal that he would not lose backers even
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  SPEAKER_02: if he were to shoot someone in the middle of downtown Manhattan.
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  SPEAKER_02: Donald Trump's continued use of inflammatory rhetoric spans nearly a decade.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is the day we take our country back.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I got a little notice, in case you see, the security guys.
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  SPEAKER_03: We have wonderful security guys.
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  SPEAKER_03: They said, Mr. Trump, there may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience.
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  SPEAKER_03: So if you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you?
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  SPEAKER_03: Seriously.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay?
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  SPEAKER_03: Just knock the hell... I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees.
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  SPEAKER_03: I promise.
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  SPEAKER_03: I promise.
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  SPEAKER_03: There won't be so much, because the courts agree with us, too.
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  SPEAKER_03: What's going on in this country?
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_03: We will fight for America like no one has ever fought before.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_03: 2024 is our final battle.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_03: It's our final battle.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're going to win that battle.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're going to turn this nation around.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're going to make America great again.
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  SPEAKER_03: America first.
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  SPEAKER_03: But it's our final battle.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's the last battle.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's the last shot at it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because they're down the road.
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  SPEAKER_03: They've taken it down the road with corrupt elections and lots of other things.
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  SPEAKER_03: With you at my side, we will demolish the deep state.
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  SPEAKER_03: If we don't win on November 5th, I think our country is going to cease to exist.
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  SPEAKER_03: It could be the last election we ever have.
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  SPEAKER_03: I actually mean that we don't win.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think this could be the last election we ever have.
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  SPEAKER_03: Comrade Kamala.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're fired!
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_03: You're fired!
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  SPEAKER_03: Get out!
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  SPEAKER_03: Get out!
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  SPEAKER_03: She shouldn't be there anyway.
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  SPEAKER_03: She got no votes.
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  SPEAKER_03: She's a threat to democracy, right?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's what they say.
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  SPEAKER_03: They always say, Donald Trump.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_03: You know, it's a soundbite for them.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump is a threat to democracy.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_03: No, she's a threat.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_03: The left needs to stop calling its political opponents fascists, okay?
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  SPEAKER_03: You don't see Donald Trump doing that all the time.
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  SPEAKER_03: She's a Marxist.
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  SPEAKER_03: She's a fascist.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_03: She's a Marxist, communist, fascist, socialist.
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  SPEAKER_03: We have a fascist person running.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's a radical left, Marxist, communist, fascist.
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  SPEAKER_03: She's a Marxist, communist, fascist person.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you denounce the bomb threats in Springfield, Ohio?
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what happened with the bomb threats.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_03: I know that it's been taken over by illegal migrants.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah,
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_03: the guy who wants everyone to believe he's super concerned about political violence
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_03: can't even bring himself to say he's against bomb threats.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, what more information are you waiting for?
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's a bomb threat.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_03: You need to know who the bomb was going to vote for?
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I can't believe this guy is saying there are very fine bomb threats on both sides.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_03: We can disagree with one another.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_03: We can debate one another.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_03: But we cannot tell the American people that one candidate is a fascist.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_03: And if he's elected, it is going to be the end of American democracy.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump's running mate is right.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_03: We should all tone down the rhetoric and follow the example of Donald Trump.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_03: You can say many things about Donald Trump,
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_03: but one thing you can't say about Donald Trump is that this man,
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_03: whose name,
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_03: just to remind you,
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_03: is Donald Trump,
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_03: has been anything other than a sober,
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_03: cautious statement who has steadied the national mood with his tempered rhetoric
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_03: and calm,
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_03: even-handed demeanor.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know why you're laughing.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_03: I don't... Because, again, we're talking about Donald Trump, this man, Donald Trump.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_03: who has been no less than a beacon of reason and paragon of moderation amidst a sea
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_03: of division and angst.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_03: Point is, I think it's high time we learned a lesson from this man.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_03: You heard J.D.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_03: Vance.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_03: Stop calling your opponents fascists who will destroy the country if they win.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_03: Kamala Harris is the first major party nominee in American history who
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_03: fundamentally rejects freedom and embraces Marxism,
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_03: communism,
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_03: and fascism.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_03: We will root out the communists,
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_03: Marxists,
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_03: fascists and the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_03: our country.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_03: She's a Marxist.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_03: She's a fascist.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_03: Joe is weak.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_03: He's only good at cheating on elections, but it's not him.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_03: He's surrounded by fascists.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_03: Biden and his band of Marxists, communists, fascists.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_03: Joe Biden is the puppet of left-wing extremists trying to erase our borders,
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_03: eliminate our police,
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_03: indoctrinate our children,
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_03: vilify our heroes,
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_03: take away our energy,
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_03: destroy our Second Amendment,
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_03: attack the right to life,
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_03: and replace American freedom with left-wing fascism.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_03: Left wing, we're going left wing all the way.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_03: Fascists, they are fascists.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_03: It pains him so much to use such inflammatory rhetoric, he can't even say the word fascism.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_03: Of course, we can't rule out the possibility that Trump has no idea what the word fascist means.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_03: Sure,
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_03: he called Democrats fascists,
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_03: and sure,
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_03: he called them a threat to democracy,
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_03: and sure,
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_03: he incited a violent mom to ransack the Capitol and said Mike Pence should be
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_03: hanged and promised to pardon January 6th rioters and mocked a brutal assault on
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_03: Paul Pelosi and downplayed a kidnapping plot against the governor of Michigan and
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_03: refused to tone down his rhetoric after one of his supporters sent pipe bombs to
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_03: Trump critics.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, where was this going?
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_03: All right, anyway.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_03: Republicans have been very clear.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_03: Stop saying that if you lose an election, it'll be the end of the country as we know it.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_01: Her mantra, her slogan is that President Trump is an existential threat to democracy.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_03: We have to have a conversation about elections.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_03: If you lose an election,
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_03: the country's not gonna come to an end, okay?
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_03: If you lose,
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_03: the country's not gonna come to an end,
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: which is why Democrats need to stop saying stuff like this.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_03: If we don't win on November 5th, I think our country is going to cease to exist.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_03: It could be the last election we ever have.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_03: I actually mean that.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_03: We don't win.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_03: I think this could be the last election we ever have.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_03: That's where our country's going.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_03: If she gets four more years in America, our country will be obliterated.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_03: You won't have a country anymore.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: Our country's going bad, and it's going to be changed on November 5th.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_03: And if it's not changed, we're not going to have a country anymore.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_03: And if we don't win this election, our country is finished.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_03: So Trump has been saying for years that Democrats are fascist threats and vermin,
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_03: which,
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_03: by the way,
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_03: is way worse.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_03: Using vermin to describe your political opponents is insane.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_03: Democrats need to tone down the rhetoric.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_03: Will Trump stop saying vermin?
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_02: He can't.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_02: He just loves saying it.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_03: So they keep using this language, keep saying Democrats will destroy the country.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_03: And side note, Democrats have already won multiple times, and none of that came true.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_03: Joe Biden didn't turn the country into a fascist dictatorship.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_03: What exactly are Republicans accusing Democrats of anyway?
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_03: What specifically are Democrats saying that Republicans think is so irresponsible?
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_03: The underpinning of her campaign, I mean, she repeats it herself.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_03: Trump will be a dictator on day one.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_03: He said that.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_03: Those are his words.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_03: She's quoting Donald Trump.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_03: Do you not understand how quoting works?
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_03: So supporters of Donald Trump are mad at Democrats for quoting Donald Trump and,
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_03: not for nothing,
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_03: Democrats immediately condemned the thwarted plot and expressed relief and
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_03: appreciation that Trump was safe.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_03: Biden even called Trump to check in on him.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_03: Well, if it isn't my favorite vermin.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_03: How's the march of fascism going, fash?
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_03: I bet it's going very fashly.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_03: Trump, on the other hand, won't even condemn bomb threats against schools.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_01: Ohio Governor Mike DeWine just a moment ago announcing that the state highway
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_01: patrol troopers in Ohio will now be positioned at every school building in the town
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_01: of Springfield.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_01: This comes after two more elementary schools were evacuated just today over bomb threats.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_01: There have been
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_01: 33 bomb threats since late last week.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_01: Six schools in the area have now been targeted since Trump on the debate stage
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_01: mentioned the false story about migrants eating pets in Springfield.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_00: Do you denounce the bomb threats in Springfield, Ohio?
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what happened with the bomb threats.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_03: I know that it's been taken over by illegal migrants, and that's a terrible thing that happened.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_03: Springfield was this beautiful town, and now they're going through hell.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_03: It's a sad thing.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_03: Not going to happen with me, I can tell you right now.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_03: How hard is it to denounce bomb threats against schools?
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_03: If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_03: the suffering of the American people,
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_03: then that's what I'm going to do,
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_03: Dana,
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_03: because you guys are completely letting Kamala Harris coast.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_03: I say that we're creating a story, meaning we're creating the American media focusing on it.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_03: So now it's okay to just create stories, J.D.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_03: Vance, you serial couch s***?
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_03: Thanks this week for the clips and excerpts from Donald Drumpf, Jimmy Kimmel, J.D.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_03: Vance, Dana Bash, Stephen Colbert, David Muir, Ronnie Cheng, Mika Brzezinski, and Seth Meyers.