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Gossip Girl: Roman Holiday · Your One And Only Source

• 0:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hello, and welcome back to your one and only source.
• 0:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're your hosts.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: My name is Phoebe and my name is Caroline and today we are recapping season one episode 11 of Gossip Girl called Roman holiday.
• 0:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Roman holiday.
• 0:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's the name of the episode.
• 0:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's called Roman holiday.
• 0:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is the Christmas episode.
• 0:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't get it twisted.
• 0:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's March.
• 0:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Happy March.
• 0:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Happy March.
• 0:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: March is the month of international women's day, which you'll know if you listen to our better help out for this month.
• 0:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't scroll through where I had to.
• 0:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 0:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 0:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: A big you would never know, though.
• 0:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: You would never know.
• 0:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I go, Phoebe, can you record the better help odd because I'm sick and I'm busy.
• 0:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she goes, well, could you write it for me?
• 0:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
• 0:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
• 1:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, first of all, I kind of feel like it's stolen valor when I do a better help out.
• 1:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'll say.
• 1:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do too.
• 1:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: But like, that's not my problem.
• 1:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I need it.
• 1:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: To know if you're on your own.
• 1:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but all I'm saying is the reason I really couldn't do it.
• 1:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: You did it before you even got out of the movie.
• 1:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I went straight from work to the movie on Thursday.
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, because at the point that you said, can you, and I'm not going to mince where it's you basically what she meant was, well, you just write it for me and send it to me and then I'll record it.
• 1:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like at that point, I might as well just do it.
• 1:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't look at it so differently.
• 1:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would, like, that's because you've never had to write the ad ever.
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wrote the, the, the, the ads for the, which one, on common goods, which one, you were one.
• 1:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I would, too.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: You've never written the better help ads is what I meant.
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's that.
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I haven't.
• 1:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because again, it feels like a stolen dollar.
• 1:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not in therapy.
• 1:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: you should be.
• 1:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, they're all say it.
• 1:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, VV actually like shots fired.
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like shots have been being fire girl.
• 2:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Where have you been?
• 2:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is a little episode.
• 2:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: We've been shooting fire.
• 2:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is a whole episode.
• 2:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: We put the airport for two two minutes 43 seconds.
• 2:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 2:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's been it's been freaking flames.
• 2:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's been freaking plain throwing the whole time.
• 2:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they're probably like, okay, this feels rough.
• 2:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, this feels good.
• 2:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm getting a little five.
• 2:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've been used to bite.
• 2:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: They used to be high to the throat on air.
• 2:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we still fight you guys.
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And maybe you guys are just used to it now and you're like, we just ignore, like, or actually kind of freaking loved it.
• 2:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: But...
• 2:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I just became it the reason this feels retro also in the reason where we used for goofy it's because I'm still a little bit drunk So the reason we're being super goofy.
• 2:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm being serious.
• 2:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm taking this series.
• 2:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Layers I always do Phoebe is being a little bit goofy and you I'd be like feet and some things off something feels different while she's wasted Well, please let me just share it's 11 a.m. where she is she's freaking wasted and now she ain't got a bottomless brunch
• 2:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, she was not the wild brunt.
• 2:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guys, I just got a little crazy last night, Dan's in town.
• 3:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: It just...
• 3:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: But we did ask him.
• 3:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you ask him?
• 3:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did I ask him?
• 3:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 3:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ask him what?
• 3:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why he didn't wear the barbing himer shirt that Anthony made for him when we went to go see barbing himer to somewhere to come.
• 3:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but I showed up because that would have been an absolute hit at the party.
• 3:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan, I was like, okay.
• 3:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is really for the, I should, I'll keep this for the Tuesday episode.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well now you kind of have to just say it quickly.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well basically like I last night we I met all of his friends from college and so it was like a massive crossover event and Dan felt like he was in like his dream world.
• 3:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was like wow that shit stresses me out.
• 3:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like he was like I know it's just he now it's like two rocks.
• 3:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: It stresses me out too.
• 3:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like I don't because we went to dinner and then he was like and then I'm going to like his pre-game and then we're going out and I was like
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like, where's the invite babe?
• 3:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, I wasn't invited, but I, in the month.
• 3:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: When he said the invite and then a dinner, I was like, I'm going to feel like, I'm going to like, see how I feel at the end of dinner.
• 4:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I don't know if I want to like walk into all that.
• 4:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you're like, odds are 7 out of 10 of those people will know about my podcast and flock to me.
• 4:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: They do.
• 4:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like Dan feel it.
• 4:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah, but they don't know about they knew about it because they knew about you they know about it because they knew about the Yeah, yeah, okay, but this one girl said that's not been all the freaking time This one girl said she's gonna start just having it it keeps her like slack on if she has a video playing on her browser Okay, great hack.
• 4:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll take it.
• 4:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: She said that she would just have our YouTube like our YouTube videos just playing Okay, I mean that's like secondary but okay, I sure.
• 4:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: They still count towards our plays Do they
• 4:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think like there are three people on Earth who listen on YouTube and if you're one of them, hey, babe Thanks you so much for being here.
• 4:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: We don't do videos.
• 4:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I would people listen on YouTube.
• 4:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got that
• 4:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: But we do put our videos on our episodes on YouTube.
• 4:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you can listen there too.
• 5:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: But if anyone were to find us on YouTube, they'd be like, why are these girls still making a podcast?
• 5:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, they have like seven listens per episode.
• 5:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I just hope that they know that like, YouTube's just not like our main format.
• 5:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: And maybe they will be stuck around and find out.
• 5:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 5:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: But anyway, before we get into the recap, I just want to mention on the Patreon, there is a new episode of Other People's Business, which is our pop culture.
• 5:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: tier tier two and we talked all about our feelings and the traders finale.
• 5:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: So if you are like clamoring to know what the heck we thought about Rob's Rob's move at the end, it's all there.
• 5:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: We went into and we also talked about other stuff and did it get weird of course because it's the Patreon and we can do whatever we want there.
• 5:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then also there's a new episode of the Caroline show for the Caroline coated tier and not episode was a little bit like Hulu like a little
• 5:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: throughout.
• 5:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't have a cough drop and I asked her machine realizing you can't answer me and I was like, maybe would be absolutely be losing it if I had a cough drop or if I even broached the subject.
• 6:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I thought I didn't.
• 6:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't want to edit those episodes.
• 6:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but then I felt like a fraud because when I exported it, it was like magic episode and it cut off like three minutes.
• 6:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like it took a and I was like, well, what were what if those three minutes were pure gold?
• 6:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who are you to say?
• 6:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it put it up so I just want you to know if it looked like it was edited like that ain't me and that ain't BB and that was just like the powers that be.
• 6:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: But it was funny and then I started by talking about whatever I wanted.
• 6:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got into what like European my pants at rehearsal and the three weird announcements I made in rehearsal on yesterdays rehearsal I did talk about all three of those.
• 6:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I also talked about that I'm moving and then I also talked about neuroplasticity in the brain.
• 6:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so there's definitely something for everybody is my point.
• 6:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, on the Carolina Inter just to show you like, okay, so we're like, let's say VB's like, glass out full of hip-a person.
• 6:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got on the Carolina Inter show yesterday and it was like, okay, so like, let's just say the worst possible thing in the world happens.
• 6:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And today's last day owner.
• 7:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I said that love it.
• 7:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, how do I want to spend my last day on earth?
• 7:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I want to stay home.
• 7:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or it could go clubbing if it's the last day on earth girl you could go clubbing and then I was like well, you can't go clubbing because you sick, but if it's the last year on earth doesn't matter because you like you're not going to got anybody seconds lost on earth, but I did start the podcast by just like kind of being like what if the worst possible thing happens today, what did I said and this is when you guys were like,
• 7:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: That I would eat if it was lost down earth, you know, whatever you want as much of anything you want from anywhere.
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't get sick.
• 7:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, we're gonna die because you're gonna be sent to the freaking chair.
• 7:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want us.
• 7:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 7:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know it was not kind of lost in the earth.
• 7:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so it's only my last down earth.
• 7:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like last, yeah.
• 7:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I want a few things.
• 7:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I want like a, I want a girl dinner version of like feasts, you know what I mean?
• 7:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like, here's the thing like, I always love a girl dinner, but sometimes I like the rabbit who girls in her but almost times I'm like, what if I want to like a little bit of as a little bit of that a little bit of this and they all say 50 minutes to make, you know what I mean?
• 8:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like that kind of a thing.
• 8:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Other people not me.
• 8:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like I would do like obviously juicyfully and young cut perfectly and shallot butter.
• 8:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's all me, I'm getting that to me.
• 8:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: And a lot of that bigger than most people want.
• 8:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm getting a big fillet, but also because it's my last meal in Earth, Mom's tenderloin.
• 8:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm having at least a little bit of that, or I can make it too, because I make it really good.
• 8:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like, there's some sort of like really lean meat.
• 8:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're lean, of course.
• 8:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then, new thing I'm into, butter chicken.
• 8:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm having a really good butter chicken with garlic non.
• 8:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's my race.
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm having some of that for sure, okay?
• 8:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I probably'm having a little bit of hummus from Aladdin's probably a little bit of that.
• 8:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: What else am I going to have?
• 8:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I guess I'm sushi from little Tokyo.
• 9:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 9:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: There are a lot of so much.
• 9:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: When I think of my last meal, it's there that's the main event is a little Tokyo, but also if it's really like I can go to that one.
• 9:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would have a ginger salad to let the appetite.
• 9:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 9:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I also want to see it for salad.
• 9:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Again, I'm not getting full exactly.
• 9:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then also for really pulling from the catalog of our life, chicken katsu with teriyaki sauce from sushi
• 9:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, and I was a visionary when I was like, and, no, no, no, not with the chicken cats who's the cherry hockey sauce.
• 9:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I remember ordering chicken teriyaki, like, what the, oh my, oh, no, it was like, hey, this isn't what it was like, hey, this isn't pride.
• 9:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: That did back.
• 9:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Adam, I'll make two is on the table on a few things.
• 9:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: One of the things is a Delta, a size of Delta, a shade of the shade.
• 9:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: She is gay from the cheesecake factory.
• 9:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm getting a slicing recipe factory as well.
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Probably, yeah, I'd rather but but if again, if it's my last meal and I can really customize.
• 9:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's the red velvet cake, but no, I don't want to chalk the white chocolate shavings on the cross here.
• 10:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just like, I just want to see how much of it.
• 10:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 10:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it does because then I don't, I don't really eat the crust.
• 10:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm on sort of like on my table on the table that's that moving on on the table that's that.
• 10:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Instead of confetti it's butter crunch.
• 10:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of like all those are just like when I need like something to like cleanse the palate and I was going through a phase of 50 Alonni news every flavor and and I don't have to worry about my heart stopping.
• 10:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have diet coke diet coke and I see light
• 10:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I have it.
• 10:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have the Hillstone crisp martini just one because I'm off my ass.
• 10:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, last night, I got me and Dan got martini's at the dinner and they were, personally took for we had the actually the worst waiter, a waiter so bad, I almost,
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: wrote a review because I was like hey I take my friend here who doesn't live here and you embarrass me big Karen vibes his whole episode just have to say are you and it took forever for everything to get to our table and I could see him back there like I could just see like and the bar wasn't busy like it wasn't like it wasn't like
• 11:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: What are you doing?
• 11:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ex- that's a fellow.
• 11:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then after the martinis, you really may be beers will be quicker.
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And those also took 10 minutes to get to our table.
• 11:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not a big brush drawn anyway.
• 11:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, but the dam was like, it will be worth it when our freezing cold martinis come to our table.
• 11:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that we get them.
• 11:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: They are.
• 11:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: lukewarm.
• 11:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're not cold.
• 11:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: The glass is and there's no frost on the glass.
• 11:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like the glasses are like, you know, I permanently have three a style martini glasses in my friends in case I want to make one exactly.
• 11:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I never drink, but like I have three in there.
• 11:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: When you order, when someone sits down to order a martini, they're not pictureing.
• 12:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, a warm glass, a tapping glass, like, no, I want it freezing cold and basically like 95% brine.
• 12:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: When I was a waitress at Cafe Io, they're every Saturday night.
• 12:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: This, this couple came in and they own a pizza restaurant like a indoor mall and every Saturday night, they would come in and we would know they were coming in because they would call us to tell like you could don't do reservations, but they would call us to speak ages.
• 12:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you know, we will be there at this time
• 12:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll make a reservation even though you don't like them.
• 12:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're making one and so like we would actually We did like we would chill the glasses in the moment so you just if you need to do that by the way All you do is fill up the glass with some ice and then water and then you just let it sit for whatever and So we would do that and like literally have it sitting there for like an hour waiting for him So that it was actually an ice cold glass when you got there and that service All right, so let's get into Roman holiday the gossip girl episode.
• 12:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes
• 12:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Santa, baby, uh, we start with a rousing rendition of Santa, baby, led by none other than Jenny, a hump for Jenny's queen.
• 13:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lovely.
• 13:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Jenny could.
• 13:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, why is she so, I understand the allure of Blair and everything, but like, she could easily be head bitch and charge of the city.
• 13:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: No worries, you will be.
• 13:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but I mean, like, why doesn't she just like make that her social scene?
• 13:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if the choir has the amount of street cred that you are insinuating it does.
• 13:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know about it, but I guess that's what Jenny's looking for.
• 13:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, I guess I mean, but in my brain, I was like, why you could...
• 13:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: have the but also here's the other thing at constants.
• 13:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do feel like the more extra curricular is the better and people like Blair would be like, oh no, it's great that you're in the choir and you do X Y and Z.
• 13:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I don't think that she's escaped the infiltration of the minions by being in the choir because I think Blair would be like, we need to have representation in every club like, mm-hmm.
• 14:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean right there is she treats her minions as though it is a secret society of Yale, you know, so it's like what are your curriculars, so I just think.
• 14:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I also noticed the choreography a little messy.
• 14:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're all Santa Baby and they're talking about, whatever, a 54 convertible to light blue.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're singing that famous line up, ain't line.
• 14:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they're all driving a car and imagine a car in different directions.
• 14:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my god.
• 14:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK, we're all driving a car.
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, we're all driving a car.
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, we're all driving a car.
• 14:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, we're all driving a car.
• 14:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, we're all driving a car.
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, we're all driving a car.
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, we're all driving a car.
• 14:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, we're all driving a car.
• 14:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, we're all driving a car.
• 14:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, we're all driving a car.
• 14:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, we're all driving a car.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, we're all driving a car.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: right in front of Jenny a little bit to the left if you're watching the show.
• 14:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I was like, hey, Garmin, you know, you're so funny with me.
• 14:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I both, of course, we built clock dead.
• 14:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: She was trying to draw focus and she did.
• 14:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: She did and Jenny is in a golf hat again.
• 14:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I really like he's hats for her.
• 14:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I think with the little.
• 14:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is the saddest part of the show for me because it's what we could have had.
• 15:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's what once was seeing little Jenny Humphrey and her just beautiful little girl glory she was.
• 15:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, like in Taylor moms and is so beautiful.
• 15:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: But like.
• 15:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: she kind of like some of the things that she does now like aren't exactly my vibe and that's all I was saying that I am like laughing that you've got out of these text to us that she was laughing so hard when we said that Jenny just go wine glasses are to eat it but it is like Jenny like I have a very clear image of my head of like the
• 15:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, Jenny's a little Jenny Humphrey getting a wine glass.
• 15:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, but she's like, the way Jenny changes when she, like, she, like puts on and she, like, zips up her combat boots and like does like a kick.
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: She, like, kicks open the door and she died.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing pissed.
• 15:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: As she says every morning, we all have our affirmations and Jenny Humphrey's are freaking pissed.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: She walks out.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, Dada!
• 15:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to school.
• 15:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: They don't get me there neither to you.
• 16:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then as she walks out, she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she walks out, and she
• 16:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, that's where that's what's to come by the way little preview of what little jays the path you're going to be taking us down with her But like this little jay is prime.
• 16:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just like she's so beautiful.
• 16:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I just remember being like she's the blueprint and then she just everything changed So anyway, it's okay, though, but we do we do thank her for the iconic Shit she gave a sirens outside.
• 16:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's going on?
• 16:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: These days, and I hear sirens, I'm like, this could be worse than the normal.
• 16:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: You guys are going to need no, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
• 16:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, but where are we?
• 16:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're our rivers wondering we're at the annual constants.
• 17:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: bizarre and and talk about bizarre.
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I used to think it was crazy when I played Neil Patts and the word bizarre would come up BAsAR.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 17:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: It sounds too much like bizarre.
• 17:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
• 17:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like it.
• 17:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's the difference in your case?
• 17:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Make sense because this bizarre is featuring the sale of used goods versus the ridges of the rich.
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Harper's bizarre.
• 17:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is it just
• 17:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like it's a collection of like different, eclectic kind of goods and like that's what it is.
• 17:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: A bizarre is a traditional permanent or semi-permanent marketplace found primarily in the Middle East, North Africa, and South Asia, characterized cooperation by rows of small shops, stalls, and open air bustling commerce, which are gaining from Persian.
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is your brain on alcohol.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Alcohol, I don't know alcohol.
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's see how much your sealer's cap.
• 18:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: It actually, the egg instead of putting it into a hot plate.
• 18:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: When your brain is on alcohol, you just crack the egg and put it on a cold surface and it just kind of like sits there.
• 18:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: It just sits there and it's like, wait, this is goofy.
• 18:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but also it's like, you just put a bunch of eggs in the bed and then you sit on it and then it's like a mothering heights, that's what your brain is on.
• 18:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Unlust.
• 18:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: on a feral lust to that's what your brain is.
• 18:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is when you're, when you're aged up, when you're absolutely, when you're absolutely agedward, I have been listening nonstop to that, by the way, that album.
• 18:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, anyway, oh, yeah, you do know that shut up.
• 19:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 19:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we're at the annual consensus, bizarre.
• 19:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just all weird shit.
• 19:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: We got like a butter turner thing and Dan and Serena are like, look at all these cookie things and shocker.
• 19:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan's in a bad mood.
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like Dan's always in a bad mood these days.
• 19:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm doing why are you right now dressed like a 40 year old man with your skull.
• 19:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's a comedian.
• 19:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's a certified cum legend, which is I always love when mom comes down stairs and she's like dad is just such a cum legend.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mr. McGoose here, dad's being such a freaking cum legend.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I specifically, I specifically love when mom is in like a super goofy mood and dad is in Asthma.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: But also it's crazy is like more often than not now these days.
• 19:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dad's in a goofy mood and mom's like, got away from me.
• 19:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
• 19:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, well, what do you want?
• 19:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mom, you want to be Mr. McGue and Mr. freaking personality higher.
• 19:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: You choose.
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so they're shopping and you can tell the panic is there for Serena.
• 19:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: She like doesn't really know what she's gonna get.
• 20:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: But why is Dan in about mood?
• 20:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: It feels like summer.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: He says Christmas should be snowy.
• 20:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would even sell it and not in a slosh.
• 20:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: You should go the warming range.
• 20:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: The global warming grinch and it's like, hey, Serena global warming is actually a big freaking deal and you should be joking about it like this is the bizarre.
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: But also, I'm like, how warm it, Dan, if it's so hot, if it's, if you're so hot right now.
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Summer, why are you going to coat your hands?
• 20:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Summer, I'm in hot and you're going to coat and scarves.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen the heat waves rising off the pavement?
• 20:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's, sorry, something more I think is for a second.
• 20:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think I actually can do that accent, but I'm scared too.
• 20:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Good.
• 20:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I want to know word for doing that accent.
• 20:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Call it.
• 20:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: but hers is a little bit more intense.
• 20:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's very intense.
• 20:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: And, oh, my son-off is gonna make this part of it.
• 20:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm thinking Rob's a trailer.
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm thinking Rob's a trailer.
• 20:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like it's a trailer.
• 20:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not, no, she announces it's both T's and Trader.
• 20:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, she doesn't, no, she does not.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Trader, no, she doesn't.
• 21:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess because her T's are so crazy, otherwise.
• 21:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm thinking Rob's a trailer.
• 21:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't be Rob.
• 21:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's got to be Eric, right?
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, her talking in her confessionals.
• 21:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: The thing is like when she's in her confessionals, I feel like that's the first time she's really thought about game play.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's amazing.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're asking her questions and she's like,
• 21:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, okay, sorry, the game is starting now.
• 21:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: The game starts when she's in her confessional and then she's on break.
• 21:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so Dan's being a global warming grinch and Vanessa shows up every month decked out in Christmas outfits by the way, except for Dan again, he is getting grinch.
• 21:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, the make sense.
• 21:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, what do we have out of the Grinch or Christmas is actually the childhood story of Dan Humphrey and Jenny Humphrey?
• 21:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can say what I can look at you and say whatever I want to you
• 21:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't look at you however I want and I can say whatever I want to you actually I knew vocal take love that moment is right there No, I love that moment.
• 22:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Vanessa shows up and she's got a Christmas gift for Dan and saying delivery to be like I'm going to hand-deliver this we all know Vanessa that you were probably waiting in his room Who probably climbed up the fire escape and you saw this window broke the window You're waiting in his room for him.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: He didn't come back.
• 22:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: You were like he must eat the bizarre
• 22:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you came to the bizarre, and now you're here to give him a Christmas gift in front of his girlfriend, weird vibes, very weird, and also it's very, unfortunately, he had to give her credit thoughtful gift.
• 22:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Kind of not but gift though, kind of not a gift, and also, I mean, it is, but it's like,
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was not sure if Dan was going to be pissed off or because it's a little bit like sneaky.
• 22:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Vanessa, did you like read his diary and decide something and there was a story and he took it and said, I read it all.
• 22:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I read your diary and I chose, I chose, I chose.
• 22:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I chose your strongest entries that I thought were the best.
• 22:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I showed, I pulled the um internet and I put them all in the internet and I asked people, okay, what do you think is the best
• 23:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: to have someone be like, I've secretly found this thing of your writing and like it's going to be in the new worker.
• 23:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was a new Airbus.
• 23:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: We were going to find it.
• 23:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I need it.
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, I don't get to like do one one more pass through of it and like edit it one more time.
• 23:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, like I was really not sure how damn it's going to react because I feel like later on.
• 23:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: in the show something similar happens and like he doesn't react well to it, but basically what's happened here is Vanessa hands him a copy of the New Yorker and he's like, I mean, thanks for the gift, but you know I have a subscription already.
• 23:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I know I don't know it's stupid.
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Of course, I know that, Dan.
• 23:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Of course, you know that.
• 23:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: We signed a first subscription together.
• 23:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
• 23:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, but, um, no, the closer it is actually a
• 23:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but does that like a little mud so Serena says reading a lot of me find out that Dan Humphrey's story called 10805 is going to be published in the New Yorker's 20 under 20 So it's a total burn the heck out is October a 2005 is that one maybe you were thought you were four years old.
• 24:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was was four
• 24:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, you were four years old.
• 24:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was 10, so I am six years older than you.
• 24:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: You always are like, no, you're only five years older than me, and I'm at the point of my life where I should start letting that be true.
• 24:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I was six, you're five and a half years older than me, and Lily is four and a half years younger than me.
• 24:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can you believe Lily is 10 years younger than me?
• 24:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a crazy number of years.
• 24:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know, and when I do the math in my head for like how I'm gonna have my kids, I'm like, I can only get eight years between my orders and young guys.
• 24:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I want them to have a big age gap.
• 24:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Huh.
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do.
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to have one for you and I'm fired.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I might in Lily's relationship to give you know there's actually there's actually this one picture that's on my Pinterest board from when I was holding Lily.
• 25:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kid.
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but it's of like an older boy tossing a football to a younger boy.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you're going to make your kids recreate that.
• 25:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like it's in my brain.
• 25:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I kind of want that.
• 25:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I want the boy coming home from college and like playing with his younger brother.
• 25:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well girls can do that too.
• 25:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: You only want boys.
• 25:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, you are...
• 25:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sister's punk.
• 25:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I've actually come around the idea of having one girl.
• 25:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think that could be really cute.
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: You?
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: God, I hope you don't get girls because they're going to just be...
• 25:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're going to be unloved.
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm loved.
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Seems like...
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not I don't know having kids.
• 25:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know having girls if you're listening That is not true.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love you very much.
• 25:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And if I did have kids in your listening to this go the fuck to sleep and also Can be any time of time.
• 25:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just don't know if I wanted to have you yet
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
• 26:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: If I did, then I was happy to.
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't hold this shit against us.
• 26:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're just kids.
• 26:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Me and Caroline.
• 26:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're just kids talking.
• 26:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we are just kids.
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like a literal little girl.
• 26:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, I want one kid and then I'm going to have the next one two years later.
• 26:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're going to wait four years.
• 26:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Have the next one and then I'm going to wait two more years.
• 26:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they'll each have a buddy, but then they'll be eight years between the oldest and the youngest.
• 26:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I just don't.
• 26:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: know if I'm having them in those stress me on now so stop it.
• 26:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay so Serena is reading it whatever we find out a short story is being published I do think it's crazy Vanessa submitted it without his knowledge whatever and Serena's like well I've never even gotten to read anything and Vanessa's like oh don't worry he doesn't show them to anyone but I knew exactly where to find them and I snuck in and got it.
• 26:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay whatever so he tells Vanessa this is actually the best present
• 26:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena, I'm like it's December 23rd, you have nothing.
• 26:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you have nothing, I'm actually talking to have an entire treasure trove of gifts for him.
• 26:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm surprised you didn't buy gifts for him to give to you, like, you know what I mean?
• 27:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 27:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, okay.
• 27:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Shocker, Rufus, and Allison are now showing up to the bizarre, and they are at each other's throats.
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: They get out of the cabin, Rufus goes campfully, we just took a cab for $32, and sounds like a fucking steal by the way, and she goes, well, I can't believe that you wanted to wait, and we're going to be late, we're going to wait for the train, and they're like fully arguing, and they run into none other than Lily, and Bartholomew Bass.
• 27:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was weird when the introduces him as Bartholomew, that's what you say Bartholomew, but she's trying to act very, like impersonal, you know, with them.
• 27:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: So whatever, so Lily's ago, you remember, and Bartholomew is like, oh, yes, we met at Eleanor as an Allison's like Eleanor, who the fuck is Eleanor?
• 27:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Allison, I just, Allison, I have real issues with you this time.
• 27:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Allison, you don't have any room to be mad about anything.
• 27:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: It gets worse and absolutely what do you think you suck literally so then Lily and Bart walk away An Alice in a immediately goes for Lily Vanderwitzen's jugular.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, oh, I see Lily's already scouting her next billion there.
• 28:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like chill chill girl
• 28:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: chill and roof in a roof is I don't like that you're in a competition this is kind of like when someone around you says a slur and you don't like you just like okay I'll let you be you it's like no no no make them better roof is says I think she's been scouting this one but I'm not even the world better than you found it like whatever happened to that and change to go whatever happened to that I haven't seen it in years haven't seen it in years okay so Lily and Bart recapping the little moment though way nicer than Alice in a roof as
• 28:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just don't judge a book by it's covering.
• 28:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Considering action around.
• 28:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it is against considering like the difference in history, which is just.
• 28:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: When you say never mind, and then you go full steam ahead, you're like, I was gonna say this, but never mind.
• 28:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then you fully say it.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I want people to know that I thought better of it, but then it's like, why worry, so never mind.
• 29:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, but why we're gonna be like, people are gonna be like, what's absolutely dying in the, when I go.
• 29:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but Liam are recapping is so much nicer.
• 29:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, and we find up that she still doesn't really want anyone to know that they're hooking up like he's so in the DL and she's like, I'm just beginning to trust you again.
• 29:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, okay, but like, that was a misunderstanding.
• 29:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just not like it's not us starting on a good foot if we are keeping this a secret and I'm ready to go pub.
• 29:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm ready to go pop.
• 29:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think our secret scene means we're doomed.
• 29:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Blair walks up and I will just say Blair speaking to adults when she's being polite is me as a kid speaking to me.
• 29:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, 100%.
• 29:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: And sometimes still.
• 29:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, for sure.
• 29:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I don't know like she's being very polite and like just she's just good with adults.
• 29:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: And when she's not scheming against them.
• 29:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: which she knows later.
• 29:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just like no one can ever make me turn against play or like I this episode for her first of all.
• 29:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: She and Eleanor had me laughing out loud.
• 29:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I did write down their entire central park walking scene for us to redo because like I'm sorry Eleanor Waldorf Emmy when for this one scene.
• 30:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know she's on my list my retro.
• 30:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's
• 30:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: So fucking funny one day.
• 30:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to get to have something similar to the lost culture words called Phoebe's retroactive's and I'm not we're okay So I wasn't involved in the most kind of you'll be there, but it's kind of like my thing By the way, lost culture words is is for both of the host.
• 30:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm I'm interested how that's similar at all then Well, I just mean it's a kind of a fake award show
• 30:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I would love, I guess that makes sense because I would never host a fatal word show.
• 30:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Only a real one.
• 30:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: The first class of winners will be as follows.
• 30:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Trimbo, sorry, for her work in pretty little wires.
• 30:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Side note.
• 30:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Trimbo, sorry, old land remake one.
• 30:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Trimbo, sorry.
• 30:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, you know, you're gonna have to send one.
• 30:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: She is her and if you just need it something to get you into homeland and you're like, I don't know if I want to watch it like I don't think I think all clear things as I think of it as Spencer Hastings in another timeline or not or just 10 year or not and then Phoebe was like, okay, I started watching and she was like, wait, no That's exactly the similarities are uncanny
• 31:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's always just like running around pulling your hair out like, oh no, but he believes me Only Spencer would sleep with the person that she thinks is a traitor to the United States of America 100% And then be like what it when he finds out she thought she was a traitor What was she something she's like the body doesn't know that though the body the fair amounts didn't know that though I got a hard
• 31:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got a twerk and he was there and I had to fuck you with my car and then take you to my cabin.
• 31:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I need you to finish these and ones that we can talk about.
• 31:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess you know I'll probably finish up on your head.
• 31:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're a body when you walk.
• 31:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think I think I was warm with what I said to you.
• 31:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I do.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can I talk to myself?
• 31:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Trambozario for pretty little Iers.
• 32:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Brittany Snow for Harris Bray.
• 32:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Petrivac.
• 32:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: But specifically her Amber Vontoso.
• 32:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would in there.
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Honorary mentioned the French perfect, but Amber Vantoss was- She's got good inside, it's class, she's like a walkie- She's so good at it, like I remember thinking like, that's a mean girl.
• 32:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he's so good at it, he's a mean girl.
• 32:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can't remember, I know, because he couldn't take the smell.
• 32:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's one other one that I can't remember right now.
• 32:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: But there's another one that says, I don't know if it's in the movie, is it?
• 32:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, there's not a song.
• 32:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, there's one other actress that I can't think of right now, who's on my list.
• 32:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, I don't know a lot of our, if we just said, you just said.
• 32:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, they're her, but there's, you said you're on your list.
• 32:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wait, mester for, for Blair.
• 32:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, oh, go.
• 32:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And actually, it's so true.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you were to just like watch this episode from the perspective of like,
• 32:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Acting she is acting circles around every body like and I know and I remember thinking that when I watched the show for the first time I was like, I get it, I got that it to see W show.
• 33:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: But her commitment to Blair water like late in the Eastern seeing her in real life is almost jarring because it is she is nothing like Blair water, which is like just makes it even crazier that she was so and I feel like and I don't want to give
• 33:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Camila men does a little like too much credit, but I feel like she tried to do the same thing with Veronica of like take you to see W character where they're not the writers aren't overtly giving it that much.
• 33:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Veronica is very much Blair inspired by Blair water and I think they both and it makes sense Camila, I think she was NYU She's front of the mighty Rogers.
• 33:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: So like she the acting she looked at the role I feel like differently
• 33:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: than most actors who go into a CW show.
• 33:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And looking for those moments where you can really like show the depth of the character.
• 33:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, if anybody else had been cast as Blair, I don't know if we would have the same.
• 34:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 34:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like totally agree.
• 34:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: She is the heart beat of the show, okay?
• 34:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: 100%.
• 34:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so there walks up to Lily and Bart and she's very polite and we find out that Charles is at Bart's hotel and what is it?
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: What is it?
• 34:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's we're all calling each other around Charles and Mike's chill.
• 34:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Bart's going to be joining him for New Years and Blair was like, oh, I was wondering why he was so quiet.
• 34:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Monaco answers my question.
• 34:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Bye.
• 34:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then she checks him.
• 34:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, Monica, huh?
• 34:32
  [UNKNOWN]: What's up?
• 34:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why you there?
• 34:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Monaco huh and then Serena runs up and Blair's like oh, there's a ghetto wait for me girl I have to go my dad landed and from Paris 27 minutes ago And Serena's like um, Blair you have two enormous candy canes should you be eating those And there's a good tradition Hey, do not make me go on that thing
• 34:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: They do not like me, I don't have a thing.
• 35:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you don't know what we're quoting, go watch Megan Albedrassas video.
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 35:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's the first moment of Vanderbilt appearance we got in it's and it's the people we are quoting in America.
• 35:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: She is big she's a scale and and Hannah Megan Albedrassas and Amanda Mary and goes, could you not get on that thing?
• 35:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wonder when she goes, no one was going to make it get on it.
• 35:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to know what, like, I want to know what the writing process for that.
• 35:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I want to be on the writer's room.
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I want to be on the Meganologist's writer's room.
• 35:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ben.
• 35:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I feel like, I feel like we kind of are.
• 35:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love to have us.
• 35:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like we're like, are the podcasts, is kind of a brainstorming set.
• 35:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Imagine if we did get on the writer's room with her, and she was like, okay, that's like way too much.
• 35:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I would never, she's like, but you guys are going way too far.
• 35:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because we start going, we're like, okay, Ella Montgomery on Academy, okay?
• 35:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's bright green.
• 35:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then this one, she is interesting.
• 35:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she walks too much of her drug.
• 35:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: She, and then when she's done, she stumbles into a room and she walks in on Melissa and Emily.
• 35:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're hooking up and we'll figure in there.
• 36:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then they're picking up, they're hooking up.
• 36:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Elitra is to tell everyone in normal.
• 36:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then we hear, I see you.
• 36:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Allison is watching, oh my god.
• 36:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, and we didn't even know she was alive yet.
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's freaking pissed.
• 36:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Of course.
• 36:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Megan's like, yeah, no, I was like, like, let you know if I end up using this.
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's going to have the budget, like, so I might just be like, green with the heart and you're just me.
• 36:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, just me in the video, I'd be a little hard.
• 36:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're like, okay, figure it out.
• 36:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, but I do know where Megan, if you ever, if you ever get to this episode, she won't.
• 36:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would like to see you do a Melissa.
• 36:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I would love a memory storyline at some point.
• 36:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, what are we waiting for?
• 36:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I don't know.
• 36:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: My general followers are really going to get it.
• 36:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like we'll buy a cameo from her and she can just do it for this learn true.
• 36:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: She is on cameo imagine we buy a new order to her.
• 36:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: We just look very specific.
• 36:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: We should that we should find out when her birthday is and and pay what it would be work for us.
• 37:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Serena is talking to Blair.
• 37:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair is holding a massive candy cane because she and her dad get in every year, it's tradition.
• 37:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then she's like, I got to go and then Serena starts talking in French and I'm like, does she speak every language?
• 37:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, what did she just speak in a different language in every episode?
• 37:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Blair gets passed up for a cab and screams, nice holiday spirits, grudge.
• 37:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we find out it's allegedly going to be a real Waldorf Christmas or at least Christmas Eve because apparently Christmas Day is just for Blair Dorota and Eleanor, which I kind
• 37:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's really love that vibe.
• 37:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I guess that makes sense.
• 37:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like text that I sent you earlier.
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I was kind of myth why that.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that you come all the way from France for Christmas, and you leave our Christmas stuff on Christmas day.
• 37:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I do think that is probably why.
• 37:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Serena is like,
• 37:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you please help me with dance gift.
• 37:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Boirley's like, sorry, shares her plan with Serena, which is that her plan for you.
• 37:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's a nobleman is coming.
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Spoiler alert.
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: She thinks just her goddess coming.
• 38:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, I'm going to convince him to stay here.
• 38:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like, he's not getting back on that plane.
• 38:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I am like, he's going to stay here in New York with me.
• 38:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: He belongs here with me.
• 38:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: He only left to write out the scandal.
• 38:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Time to come home, don't you think?
• 38:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I like I just love it and then Serena's like so anyway, I need to get for Dan and Blair's like I don't think of gifts for people that aren't in my talks bracket No, exactly Dan's like she's like, I don't know where I'll get him in my outfit for sad Drake like And then she gets in the cabin drive away and then Blair arrives home to find that Harold is back and kind of crazy He calls me Blair bear
• 38:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think it's sweet.
• 38:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who's player bare her relationship with her dad?
• 38:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's like someone's relationship with their gay uncle.
• 38:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know it breaks my heart though like how much she just like...
• 38:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he treats it the way that he acts throughout this whole thing is you're not acting like that's your daughter.
• 38:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're acting like it's his daughter from on is more invested in fixing the relationship with Blair than it seems like Harold is and that's a problem.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I don't know if it's like Harold's a denial or what it is, but like he
• 39:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: is really missing the mark.
• 39:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's really missing the mark.
• 39:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think also like Blair is so intent on acting, you know, like nothing bother her in return, but ever and it's like so he almost sees Blair the way that she wants the world to see him, whereas Ellen or C's Blair for like who she actually is.
• 39:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's just where like Harold doesn't see it for some reason.
• 39:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: So.
• 39:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Turns out romance with her god um what she did not expect and he is like so sweet to her right away He's like oh, Blair like you're so beautiful and delicate yet full of flavor like a macromom And she's like shut the fuck up.
• 39:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey shut the fuck up She's like and she's like I'm strict.
• 39:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I run a strict program.
• 39:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's on in the house.
• 39:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit.
• 39:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Toronto
• 39:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: She said, do you see this?
• 39:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Gerona, okay, so Eleanor Boxin and it's like, oh yeah, I was also shocked when he showed up.
• 40:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Harold's like, no, but this is the perfect chance for us to get to know each other.
• 40:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, what are you thinking?
• 40:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did you forget who your daughter is?
• 40:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just, I don't understand it.
• 40:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Christmas, as if flowers are like, and you must, excuse me, the keeper of the holidays.
• 40:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I know that you missed Thanksgiving because Eleanor told you to, but like, you are the dad at the end of the day.
• 40:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: You should have said, no, I need to see my kid.
• 40:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and I don't believe that Ellen were didn't call you and say, okay, that was a mistake like Blair Blair and so now you're only here for two days and you're going to invite Bring him and it's like I get that like time you guys are dealing with it now, but like also you guys have all the money in the world so it doesn't have to be.
• 40:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: and you still could have like addressed this whole topic of her like we're going to get to it where he's like we want you to come spend next summer or that's like you still could have addressed that and might have gone better if or among wasn't here for it.
• 40:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: For you to like break all of this crazy news to Blair but it's like do you really think Blair's not going to care?
• 40:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 40:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I wonder if Eleanor has created this
• 40:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: image of it.
• 40:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, oh, well, we don't care.
• 41:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: We don't need you.
• 41:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe.
• 41:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And, like, and, like, Blair's, but I still wear as like, oh, no, Daddy, that I'm totally fine.
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I'm great.
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, yeah, because if he thinks she's sad, like, he's not going to want to like be there with her, I don't know.
• 41:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I do think that's a possibility, but I'm still to herald.
• 41:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, yeah, I mean, that's like, you can't.
• 41:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: You still have to show up.
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't mean it's like the end of the day.
• 41:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm happy for you that you are living your truth and you are truly in love with somebody and that this is your life now.
• 41:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: But let's not ignore the fact that you uproot.
• 41:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: You have a kid.
• 41:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: You lit other people's lives on fire and then you just left.
• 41:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, like we all do need to be happy for you to like live your truth.
• 41:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Your wife is also allowed to be heartbroken to be angry at you to more in the loss, especially with a being Roman who was one of her like top models that she like the betrayal is so deep here.
• 41:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it needs to be okay for them to feel betrayed and I feel like herald needs to have a little bit more empathy for their situation, you know, I agree.
• 42:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: So.
• 42:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: But this is cute.
• 42:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair gets her out of the candy cage like this is for you.
• 42:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then she's like one more and she's like, oh, this is for you.
• 42:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she gives it to her mom.
• 42:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's very, and I feel like Blair is almost better than Eleanor at regulating her emotions in those moments.
• 42:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know she acts up later.
• 42:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, in this, it's like she, that was a very emotionally mature thing to do, I think.
• 42:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was, it was.
• 42:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was more than you would expect from her.
• 42:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: right and it is it's all but it's also like when her dad's around she has she can't like if he's watching so we're up a homperies um i hate this trope of like tv people decorating the tree on christmas eve i know who does that except for our name i'm going up
• 42:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Really they were they're a family they do the Christmas tree and Christmas Eve.
• 43:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that's weird.
• 43:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: My tree was I and and that's the only thing that's weird about them.
• 43:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I fit.
• 43:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yes.
• 43:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I faced my mom and she saw that my chair is up.
• 43:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's a cute tree is still up and I was like, okay, number one.
• 43:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: a little like I'm busy.
• 43:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Number two, Yatt is still up.
• 43:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm going to be taking it down, but then I was at their house teaching and I was like leaving and I look out at its nighttime and you know, the house behind them, the house like all the glass windows and like whatever.
• 43:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: All of their Christmas decorations are up, tree lit up at Smarks.
• 43:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, well, they, their houses, you know their house is not, not the standard.
• 43:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: They leave their houses on their their house.
• 43:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: They leave their life on all the time and they let their dog out at all over the same house.
• 43:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: The dog is not the dog house, but the dog is a problem.
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: a problem that's made it's way to Facebook.
• 43:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know, it's a war on Facebook, I love it.
• 43:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so the Humphries, as they're decorating a tree, they're deciding whether or not Dan has peaked because now he's got his dream girl and he's published in the New Yorker so like it's all downhill from here.
• 44:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan is, this is another thing I'm like, this just isn't how a life works.
• 44:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like the kid just like going through the Christmas cards, opening them, all of the same one that I'm Christmas.
• 44:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's just like not how it works.
• 44:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And but then he finds a letter, he opens it and he sort, I'm like Dan,
• 44:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: He knew I think I would pretty immediately know that this wasn't a Christmas card because it looks like a handwritten letter Yeah, and he's like, okay, this one says meet me on the 24th and Allison's like dance top and it's like, okay, you didn't have to do that major self look really guilty.
• 44:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Big owl.
• 44:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: She could have just been like He's like so delusional like he thinks we're still doing this like I'm not going to see him.
• 44:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's be clear by the end of the episode.
• 44:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have no more clarity on the situation, really.
• 44:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like it's not clear what she actually told this man or not, like let's true.
• 44:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, imagine she's like, she's like, I'm just going to go to Hudson for a bit, I'm just going to enjoy my time there.
• 44:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to go, I'm sorry, I'm just going to go back to Brooklyn for a bit.
• 44:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just going to enjoy it.
• 45:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Be there with my kids.
• 45:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's not my husband for a couple of times.
• 45:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll be back for New Years and we can share a New Year's kiss at midnight.
• 45:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll be back for that.
• 45:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: But Allison stops when Rufus is like, what the fuck is that?
• 45:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rufus walks over rips it out of Dan's hand and it's like, oh, great.
• 45:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's from your freaking boy toy.
• 45:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're freaking girl.
• 45:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's your boy toy.
• 45:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's from your lover.
• 45:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Rufus does use the word lover.
• 45:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I hate that.
• 45:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And the kids are all there.
• 45:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they can hear all of this.
• 45:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like, the adults are like having it out over this now.
• 45:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Since like, no, I told you it's over.
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I mean, and I'm home now.
• 45:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like,
• 45:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who says, well, I'm not going to let this room Christmas out, and that's that situation.
• 45:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, here's the best scene in the episode.
• 45:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to, I'm going to send you a picture of the scene.
• 45:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I want you to be Blair so I can be Eleanor.
• 45:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And don't get used to it.
• 45:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because obviously, if there is a Blair moment, I will be doing it.
• 45:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 45:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I just got invited to a party, of course.
• 46:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, let's do this.
• 46:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe and me read this one.
• 46:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay, Roddy, so I'm your starting off.
• 46:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't believe you're okay with this.
• 46:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who said I am okay with this?
• 46:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: What am I supposed to do?
• 46:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like a scene?
• 46:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: But hey, like some pathetic scorn wife?
• 46:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 46:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Promote is not even know how to ice skate.
• 46:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can you escort him out of the park on your way to your meeting?
• 46:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe drop him at the nail salon?
• 46:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I cannot bother myself trying to wrestle Romano away from you.
• 46:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have to mentally prepare.
• 46:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I am meeting with the head of Victoria's Secret Offer all.
• 46:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you're a physical comedy.
• 46:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: She brings her, she's where they're bothering hearts, and like she brings her hands up, and she, I cannot bother myself trying to rest the room on away from you, and like her hands are all of it.
• 46:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think it's so, and she's like a just for hot ever, so slightly, and I'm sorry, but like physical comedy queen.
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so funny.
• 46:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And also physical comedy queen was me last night saying is this the episode of The Carolyn Show, where Phoebe drives me up this evening to the cane.
• 47:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because imagine that that's our live shows.
• 47:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and I'm like, no, I'll leave you where Buffalo.
• 47:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Somebody do more revelations.
• 47:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you're like, no, bitch, and you're going to have a long game.
• 47:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Long, long, long, long, because I'm so excited.
• 47:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, I just so funny.
• 47:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just such a funny goofy, like, the line reads here are so good.
• 47:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Romano overhears over here.
• 47:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I enjoy a secret and it's like, huh?
• 47:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Huh?
• 47:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what you've written before.
• 47:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: What?
• 47:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: What did you say?
• 47:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's my favorite store.
• 47:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's my favorite store.
• 47:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, well, yes.
• 47:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 47:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm designing a line of retro chic sleepwear and then Blair and Rups.
• 47:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, yeah, and I'm looking forward to the samples we're all very proud.
• 47:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mom wanted to go talk with him and then she pushes them off together and I was like, a fine, I'll tell you about it.
• 47:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that was good.
• 47:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was Larry.
• 47:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
• 47:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, she's talking with Harold there together now, and he's like, so was Nate coming.
• 48:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, okay, king of the source object.
• 48:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And king of the boys, like, you're with your daughter.
• 48:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Be happy with that.
• 48:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: That'd be enough for once.
• 48:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: My god.
• 48:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't call him handsome.
• 48:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think Blair and Nate are like together right now.
• 48:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know, but he doesn't know that.
• 48:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, I don't think he knows that they ever weren't though.
• 48:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess that's fair.
• 48:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because he wasn't there for Thanksgiving.
• 48:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: True.
• 48:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, true, true, true.
• 48:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, Blair's like, I just like, I want you to be here, and you don't have to miss any of this, and he goes, like, camping in two places at once.
• 48:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, okay, not the answer.
• 48:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was, look, also, like, work.
• 48:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you are an adult with any brain, it's clear that's not what she says.
• 48:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, you can.
• 48:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you can.
• 48:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you're an adult, any brain, yes, you can be in two places at once, and you should know that.
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you should know that.
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Old?
• 48:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 48:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then he's like, oh, by the way, we bought a vineyard in France with Ramon.
• 48:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I swear it's like...
• 48:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, Blair's, Blair's barrage is right.
• 48:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's changing the door central park, marching to her room.
• 48:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's right.
• 49:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 49:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is that scene.
• 49:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is that scene.
• 49:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I saw this hilarious video that I sent to my boss the other day that was like, when somebody tells a social media girl they will not be in her video and it's literally just that scene.
• 49:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the girl lip singing this cream and she cuts up pictures people in the company and puts them down on a piece of paper and starts writing and I was like, that's me.
• 49:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: We, but I don't want to be on camera.
• 49:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, get over that.
• 49:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's 20, 26.
• 49:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to go viral on camera?
• 49:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to go viral?
• 49:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, even if you don't, OK, then I better see you showing up to the office with AI official figure.
• 49:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: In addition, make up on a better show.
• 49:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: You a spot to all over your face when you come into the office.
• 49:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because you're afraid of the cameras in the street filming you.
• 49:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then I'd better see you showing up like that at the next town hall.
• 49:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thanks.
• 49:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 49:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: So someone comes up to Eleanor.
• 49:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait.
• 49:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're in a meeting.
• 49:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're in meetings.
• 49:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: You see people who have told you that they won't be in videos have their camera on an in a meeting.
• 49:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: You message to the whole group looks like, looks like at this person's camera's on.
• 49:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I guess you can be a camera.
• 49:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Camera's on.
• 50:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: News to me.
• 50:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I was surprised to see you here today on camera.
• 50:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so someone comes up down in our kind of a daddy kind of a silver fox.
• 50:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and I I famously love a silver fox.
• 50:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you do.
• 50:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do.
• 50:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know what you're me out.
• 50:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, we all know that.
• 50:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: We all know you want to do your A-triff or Joe Biden, but um, but I would I will say is Phoebe not pay me there as a lawyer as a kid.
• 50:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I loved Anderson Cooper.
• 50:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's another one.
• 50:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't think don't bring Andy Cohen.
• 50:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, him.
• 50:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, too.
• 50:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: But he's recently come back like I was kind of joking.
• 50:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't know you was a kid.
• 50:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I thought he was cute, but now I like his hair that link.
• 50:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: As a kid you don't want to fuck Andy Cohen, but now is an adult and now is an adult and I'm ready for you to go ready for you, Andy I just there's something about a man, you know Fucking old man Yeah, I know it's not old not old
• 50:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 50:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And let's your Joe Biden.
• 51:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Joe Biden has to put in.
• 51:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Joe Biden's young at heart.
• 51:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Joe Biden is past his prime.
• 51:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 51:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 51:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll admit it.
• 51:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll get the first time ever.
• 51:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fine.
• 51:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Bob Biden might be past his prime.
• 51:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: But he is still a sex god.
• 51:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: To me.
• 51:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 51:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was an open that way.
• 51:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: If I ever go on good hang with Amy Polar, that will be a conversation that we have.
• 51:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: We also talk a lot about that.
• 51:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: on the girl in Joe.
• 51:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just remembering all the things I talked about.
• 51:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: The hypothetical episode of me on Good Hang.
• 51:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, I was talking about Good Hang.
• 51:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was talking about Jonathan Graff on Good Hang because he know what he said.
• 51:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: He said he has a cough drop every single time he's on stage.
• 51:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: The whole show he has one in his mouth.
• 51:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 51:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I went through a few things.
• 51:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, number one, that makes sense with the amount of saliva that comes out of him when he's on stage.
• 51:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: But also, like, I was like, I have a cough drop in my mouth right now.
• 51:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm terrified.
• 51:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's clinking around in there.
• 51:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's changing.
• 51:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're just like, I guess if you were to see it's with it in your mouth, then you would need it to be the exact same size.
• 52:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Where does every point?
• 52:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know and he has it in there and it doesn't affect the way that he speaks and then I was like what if you like suck in and you choke like eye choke on a peach shell your answer in Brooks Brothers once and it was just one of the scariest moments in my life.
• 52:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you did that, choke eat is one of my biggest fears.
• 52:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: He has like every show that he does.
• 52:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: True.
• 52:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not so.
• 52:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: When I learned that you couldn't talk when you were choking, I was like, okay, there are a lot of fakeers.
• 52:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: There are a lot of fakers in the world.
• 52:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I've seen people quote, quote, choke.
• 52:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Tell me if they're talking, like, hey, they're fine.
• 52:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, don't work.
• 52:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, don't find them.
• 52:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: They fully die.
• 52:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're like, well, they were talking.
• 52:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I kind of, it was like, they promised it.
• 52:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I had something else.
• 52:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: You must have had a pre-existing condition.
• 52:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: These are kids talk while you're choking.
• 52:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so this man comes up to Allen or he's like, I can't find the ice skating ring and like, I just know he's hitting on a right away because she is not the most friendly looking woman in Central Park.
• 52:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's not the person I'm walking up to to ask, you know, nothing about her is giving me like a protein, you know, and all and she's like, um, it's right there.
• 53:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: You should just like see her and around.
• 53:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you blind?
• 53:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push
• 53:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: She literally does, though, actually, tick him or not.
• 53:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a curse.
• 53:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a curse.
• 53:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what that actually happens.
• 53:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, no, he wasn't.
• 53:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: But she hits him with her best appearance.
• 53:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know who would have a key with Elinore?
• 53:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who?
• 53:43
  [UNKNOWN]: Okay, okay.
• 53:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: They would be like low key front of me as well.
• 53:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like they would, it wouldn't be like an arrest development.
• 53:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: It would be like for instance a balloon and why is a manoeuie.
• 53:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: The beef that they haven't show.
• 53:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 53:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay.
• 53:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: You hanging out on our water, we think it would be like Lucille Bluth and let's analyze it now.
• 54:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what we think.
• 54:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what we see.
• 54:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Elinor is like, oh, Vermont.
• 54:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be dull for you to sit and watch them Skate.
• 54:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he agrees he'll get on the ice and try it out and blurs like, okay, welcome to the free kill.
• 54:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair pushes her into the free show now.
• 54:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is one of the best videos on the internet.
• 54:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's for free show now.
• 54:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: me after I put someone off the stage and kill her with a music stand?
• 54:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Isn't it just a freak show now?
• 54:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know what I want to do if you don't agree.
• 54:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: When I wear it, me when I wear a bulk app to do it just cool.
• 54:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guess you're just a freak show now.
• 54:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: guys we are crazy today okay okay so Vanessa was working at the coffee shop but we learned about the she worked weird fucking like the the cheetah print thing that she's wearing I got screamed at for not wearing literal jeans when I was a worried stud and I had a knee brace on I was like I've a knee brace on the jeans won't go over and she was figured out literally I was like a picture wearing black I'm wearing black pants
• 55:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: And, and you're gonna have to say this to me, I'm gonna one time she came up, store was completely empty, and I like had my phone out, I think I was checking to schedule, and she goes, and I'm like, hey, and I was like so nice of a someone because I'm nice to all people who are an authority at first, and I'm like, hi, and she goes, put your phone away, I saw that.
• 55:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was such a fucking bitch, literally, and like, I'm gonna just go and record and say it like.
• 55:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: you don't need to have it's not that serious.
• 55:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was the best barista you had.
• 55:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, that's a thing.
• 55:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like if you're gonna hire me, I'm gonna probably be the best one at whatever it is because I'm too scared not to be.
• 55:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 55:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 55:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's my whole thing.
• 55:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you don't need to get into anything.
• 55:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not gonna be on the phone when I'm supposed to be taking a customer's order or making a fight.
• 55:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: But you want to meet like you were like, go, I've the counters.
• 55:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I did, girl.
• 55:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're wiped.
• 55:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I'm allowed to check the schedule.
• 55:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no one can see me.
• 56:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a massive espresso machine in front of me, lady.
• 56:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I hated her.
• 56:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I'm not, the way this isn't the army.
• 56:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, you don't need to treat me like this.
• 56:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: So if it doesn't look like you're acting like you don't know I'm the queen of I really want to work everywhere on this street.
• 56:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I run this town.
• 56:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I run this town.
• 56:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I'm talking?
• 56:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to go next to where I talk about the album.
• 56:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Work there.
• 56:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you.
• 56:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, sorry.
• 56:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you did.
• 56:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I did.
• 56:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: You took, you took, you took, you took your phone and your Bob with you.
• 56:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I said, I think my book has Bob, and they're my fucking fun out.
• 56:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then they're going to try to let me be in the phone as much as I want, because you turn around, you turned around, right before you left the door and you said, and today, I made her story.
• 56:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I do this a little too fingers loop.
• 56:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, Vanessa is wearing what looks like the thing that they put on boxers, but in between browns like that kind of like silk robe, that's like the cut of it, but it's magenta trim in cheetah print.
• 56:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's a lot of leopard this episode lots of leopard.
• 56:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 56:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's working this up the subtle correction.
• 57:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not she not she to produce that guy is not that is not she to That's a generic lover.
• 57:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so anyway Dan is like a bunch of copies of the New Yorker in front of him and Vanessa's like, okay, big had much and they just had to make this like a running joke And he's like, no, no, I'm reading previous Publishes and he's like, God, you know, I'm never gonna be able to top this gift for you unless of course I rig the Oscars for one of your documentaries
• 57:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like a new well.
• 57:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, hey, that's not fun.
• 57:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's, you know, he's a son of a funny Vanessa and Dan.
• 57:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're saying that.
• 57:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's serious on even here.
• 57:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, thanks.
• 57:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then Vanessa's like, just chill.
• 57:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: The only gift I got you was like Sam, like you did it all by yourself.
• 57:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's goes, the annual Dan Humphrey Mix CD is more than enough for my Christmas gift.
• 57:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I'm not like Serena.
• 57:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Focus on my unrealistic things.
• 57:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Things.
• 57:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't need stuff like it.
• 57:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: So not for me.
• 57:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then Serena comes in and she is for lack of a better term.
• 57:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Walk it on.
• 57:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 57:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's so excited she has a gift for Dan that she believes to be perfection.
• 58:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's in this really fucking nice wooden box.
• 58:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: He opens it and it's a watch.
• 58:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, see if you guys the other day that you don't wear a watch.
• 58:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's because you don't have one.
• 58:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Brokey?
• 58:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, you don't even have a fucking fit, like, are you going to listen to me?
• 58:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna listen to me.
• 58:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you hate them like why do you care if she spends her money on you?
• 58:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like because you don't want anyone to think that you're yuppie scumb too.
• 58:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think you're in a van or what's on babe.
• 58:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 58:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like she should have this gift sort of gone over better if it was like an antique watch that like had like all like it was an old leather like I needed to have a scratch on the face.
• 58:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like for yeah.
• 59:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you need to look not work.
• 59:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: You need to be put them.
• 59:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so he's like, it would have been his dream to get a gift that is a broken clock.
• 59:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: So there's some like, it's a metaphor.
• 59:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Deep, exactly, it's a metaphor.
• 59:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely, um, and I'm just like, damn, it's to go to the George of Hano school of opening presents because even if you don't fucking like it, you don't tell the person that in the moment, you saw how excited Serena was and you said, where's my needle?
• 59:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got to pop this bubble, you said she's actually
• 59:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so he's like, I hate it.
• 59:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, he actually says it's the most amazing watch he's ever seen, but he can't accept it.
• 59:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's a guy you can.
• 59:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's actually a gift for me because I had so much fun picking it out for you.
• 59:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: And again, it's like, it's her joy not important to you, Dan.
• 59:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just take the fucking watch and get over it.
• 59:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, no, like, I only get my not books.
• 59:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, we don't get too big of him.
• 59:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then, Serena's gonna head out and before she heads out, Vanessa's a plunder inside of her.
• 1:00:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm gonna have an answer.
• 1:00:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Vanessa pulls her, besides she goes, hey, um,
• 1:00:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, what it'd be helpful if I told you the name of my of his favorite favorite original bookstore.
• 1:00:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is why I don't let you do this.
• 1:00:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is why I don't want you to say the lines because what the fuck was that?
• 1:00:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's reaction made me nervous.
• 1:00:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: The body comedy she was doing on the other end of the year and I'm like Bacha and I was right.
• 1:00:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was immediately right self-fulfilling prophecy vibes like Well first of all before this even happened she skipped something they made rules for Christmas So the deadline tomorrow morning.
• 1:00:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's good because it's Christmas
• 1:00:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus Christ and then price limit 50 bucks.
• 1:00:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was ready for Danna be like, okay, it's a little steep like I was a literally expecting it to be like I don't have 50 bucks and then a series leaving Vanessa goes oh by the way I can tell you Dan's favorite use bookshop if you want second-hand bookshop Girl, you mean how price books shut up like his favorite one.
• 1:00:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ah, and three is like I'm good brokeie
• 1:01:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: She put three doesn't go in.
• 1:01:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've been brokeie, and it's like just all she pushes her down She pundit and she goes, sorry, but we're in the ring basement what you're wearing Okay, so Rufus comes to a bar and there's like some dude in there like who's this guy?
• 1:01:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he looks like he's on the roof.
• 1:01:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so key kind of yeah.
• 1:01:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rupus comes up because unless you want to be carried out of here, you're going to stay the hell away from my wife.
• 1:01:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Basically, he's a transit lantern accent and Alex is it's Alex.
• 1:01:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: By the way, the guy that worked the letter that was like, ow, big owl, do me and Dan, read it in the literature was the signature was a little out.
• 1:01:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's either of your little illnesses to you, you named it little owl and you misses you.
• 1:01:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, that's not.
• 1:01:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yep, yep, yep, it's what you meant.
• 1:01:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: So apparently we find out because your face is like my wife told you to leave her the hell alone.
• 1:01:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Alex is like, actually it's not what your wife said.
• 1:02:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: She said I'm a H word for you.
• 1:02:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Alex.
• 1:02:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And her face is like, what has to aid toward me?
• 1:02:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then they have like, and then they'll see me.
• 1:02:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm pretty excited for him.
• 1:02:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know Allison's a snake, which, hey, I know.
• 1:02:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And a snake, taking a snake.
• 1:02:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I just remembered a crazy dream I had last night.
• 1:02:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: At Mom and Dad's house, there was like a massive, like 150 foot massive cobra in the tree and all around.
• 1:02:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: in the tree and all.
• 1:02:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Terrier old neighbor was living in the house like store, and he came out of the window to tell me what it wasn't be careful.
• 1:02:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: My guardian angel.
• 1:02:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, so we are back.
• 1:02:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm waiting back in the room and Blair is watching Roman and Roman.
• 1:02:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair, yeah, you're going to keep doing that.
• 1:02:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know Blair is definition patting.
• 1:02:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Look up it, look up how any of the dictionary Blair Waldorf on the ice rank on the same way if you look up the trail and the dictionary, it's a picture of more of Higgins, this is the counting.
• 1:03:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, why is it a picture more of Higgins?
• 1:03:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's that picture of more of the feeling of betrayal, not the act of betrayal, yeah.
• 1:03:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: The feeling of being betrayed, betrayed, I think, betrayal all of the rob.
• 1:03:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: PB, the eye's rolling out of your head, stick, get it, no, getting literally so old.
• 1:03:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so we're at the eye's rank, Blair's past, Romans trying to learn, and it's like, it's like freakishly bad.
• 1:03:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like Romans, I can like, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't,
• 1:03:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Go get one of those things, those walkers.
• 1:03:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you need them, those are the best things ever.
• 1:03:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And why are they just reserved for kids?
• 1:03:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are they?
• 1:03:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, hey, kid, you have time to learn.
• 1:04:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm kind of past the point of learning.
• 1:04:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Take lessons or something.
• 1:04:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: So they want Blair's help.
• 1:04:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, dream on.
• 1:04:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: She gets attacks, and it says, just one question, how did you fake your virginity for Nate?
• 1:04:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: And her face, her reaction to hilarious, you go,
• 1:04:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her
• 1:04:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she trips her on.
• 1:04:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: He hits the ground and gets who knows exactly what happened.
• 1:04:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Roman, guess who doesn't, Harold.
• 1:04:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do think Blair, we needed to fain a little bit of, oh my god.
• 1:04:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair opens her arms like she's going to catch him in a big hug.
• 1:04:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then she sticks out her foot, trips him, he falls.
• 1:04:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, fucking clots.
• 1:04:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: She might as well say, what?
• 1:04:56
  [UNKNOWN]: Brokey.
• 1:04:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can't afford it.
• 1:04:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can't afford it.
• 1:04:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can't afford it.
• 1:05:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so, Harold, and then we go, we cut to an elevator with Blair and her mom.
• 1:05:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, I just don't know why daddy couldn't come get tea with me at the car aisle, and instead of saying with her mom, like, literally at the ER, they said he was fine.
• 1:05:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I was saying with him at the ER, Blair, he's in the ER because of you.
• 1:05:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which I do think it's a little dramatic.
• 1:05:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, what hop, like, did your kneecap shatter?
• 1:05:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe the, maybe the, like, who knows, maybe, ice is hard.
• 1:05:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Eleanor is like, look, like Roman is not as innocent as he seems and players like to tell mother and so Eleanor is like, okay, well, there was this other model.
• 1:05:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like that moment when you are with your friend after hanging out with a group and it's someone's like, I did not like, and it can be like, oh my god, finally,
• 1:05:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: which she actually does say for me that's the equivalent of when I go see a show and before the show I have been given the rundown from someone in the cast of the show man says of the drama of the behind like I have everything and this is me throughout the whole show with the playbell.
• 1:06:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: opening, checking, see who everyone is.
• 1:06:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I can't wait to go talk about it after.
• 1:06:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, that's fun.
• 1:06:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I get so much.
• 1:06:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:06:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:06:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, um, Eleanor's like, yeah, there was this other model that I worked with a lot of famous Freddie and Roman was like so into him that he wouldn't like fucking crazy.
• 1:06:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: And do not mention Freddie and your father.
• 1:06:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a very sore subject.
• 1:06:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And there goes no totally.
• 1:06:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's Freddie's last name.
• 1:06:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's it's government name?
• 1:06:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: So do you have this phone number?
• 1:06:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like curious what his area code is.
• 1:06:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so fucking funny.
• 1:06:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Rufus gets home from his date with Alex and Allison is wrapping presents.
• 1:06:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she admits to him that they had been talking a little bit because Rufus goes in her words and I don't buy this.
• 1:07:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: She was like,
• 1:07:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I felt like I owed him, like if he felt like he was owed an explanation and he was right.
• 1:07:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I had to give him one and I told him that my family didn't give to your family.
• 1:07:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm calling.
• 1:07:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Will exactly.
• 1:07:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like you just up and left one day and also like, I'm just like, hey, I'll call the kids.
• 1:07:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just not calling them because you guys fucked.
• 1:07:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Alex, we're just today and told him that you did not tell him to leave you alone.
• 1:07:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, so who is telling you, like, what is the truth here?
• 1:07:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so the two of them end up basically agreeing that their relationship isn't going well.
• 1:07:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I told you that, right?
• 1:07:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was kind of on the wall.
• 1:07:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that may be other people aren't the problem.
• 1:07:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I feel like the kids when they find out, they're like,
• 1:07:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you guys are going to stop like this whole this whole charade here, and it's like thank God Jenny's like oh, I feel like Dan was really probably taking on a lot of the Stress of like thinking about he's like current if I try out ever heard about And now a message from our sponsor
• 1:08:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: this episode is sponsored by yeah um just I just wanted to point out that you're not on therapy but anyway so uh this is the disagree that they shouldn't be together anymore okay so Jenny and Dan are at the coffee job Jenny is going through it and Dan's trying to be a really good big bro he's like you want to talk about it she's like Dan shut the fuck up we have to figure out what you're getting so many of you
• 1:08:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Please, I'm just going to hear about it and I'm going to be like a blame, and it's in my head, exactly.
• 1:08:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: So they're trying to find it, and she's like, you know, your gift, like, it has to be good enough to make up for the rest of her Christmas.
• 1:08:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Dan's like, what are you talking about, Dan?
• 1:08:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, um, news, full-ash.
• 1:08:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's having Christmas in the hotel, and it's not very homey, and Eric told me, they're not even allowed to have trees.
• 1:08:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Dan's like, my bulb, and it is, I do think,
• 1:08:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a universal time for a light bulb, and if you guys can't see that, I know you can't knock it in the news because you know it because you're not a person's like a light bulb.
• 1:09:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I should have to teach it to you, news, fall ash, you're not gonna.
• 1:09:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you see her in the way around?
• 1:09:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: News, fall last.
• 1:09:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're not going to be done.
• 1:09:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Her eyes become so alive.
• 1:09:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was just, you're not going to be done.
• 1:09:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I might watch that tonight.
• 1:09:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I might watch that tonight.
• 1:09:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I saw a tweet that says they're the same age, though.
• 1:09:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like Dakota fannings, the same I did.
• 1:09:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 1:09:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't.
• 1:09:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: It, they should have, like, covered how do you move on to go?
• 1:09:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: How do you mend a broken heart?
• 1:09:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like they should have been friends for life.
• 1:09:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because imagine, imagine her at this age, and with having Britney Murphy asked her like, like, seeing them on red carpets now.
• 1:09:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, but there is a part of me that's also like, perhaps, and this is where, you know, as we said in the beginning of the episode, Phoebe is a glass, half full type of bitch, and I'm not.
• 1:10:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I just, on one hand, I am like,
• 1:10:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: God forbid, like it had gotten worse for Brittany Murphy and Dakota fanning had to get older and like more aware of what was happening.
• 1:10:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like I almost feel like what it had been worse for her to have to like answer questions about Brittany Murphy, you're like consistently being seen her in it and like it's not doing well.
• 1:10:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess in my in my alternate.
• 1:10:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: universe.
• 1:10:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm painting here.
• 1:10:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I picture her.
• 1:10:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've written Murphy and remission.
• 1:10:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who's not struggling with those things and and gets to continue her life and thrive and be successful all of those things and they get to share that together.
• 1:10:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 1:10:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like that would be amazing.
• 1:10:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Imagine like a 25 year anniversary of uptown girls.
• 1:10:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just so sad to me.
• 1:10:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 1:10:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway.
• 1:10:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:10:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Blair is in her
• 1:10:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's leaving Chuck Messages begging him not to tell anybody about them.
• 1:10:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did we discuss what you need initially suggested for Christmas?
• 1:10:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's of the month club or something for $600 for a year.
• 1:11:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, saying.
• 1:11:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's see how it's getting.
• 1:11:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is it?
• 1:11:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not 50 bucks, Jan. Come on.
• 1:11:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so Serena comes into the room and Blair says she needs her old modeling login.
• 1:11:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, what, not old, Rinky, didn't he?
• 1:11:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not, well, it's not.
• 1:11:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: If we find out that it was like, patterned, I don't know.
• 1:11:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was like, in Times Square.
• 1:11:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was like, it was like a real thing.
• 1:11:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, let me see if I still know I did it.
• 1:11:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're in.
• 1:11:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And mainframe hat.
• 1:11:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's so, and so funny, Blair goes,
• 1:11:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this is where she says in the TW, which is like hilarious.
• 1:11:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know Caroline is the Blair.
• 1:11:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: She had her minions in high school famously.
• 1:11:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: But that line, there are so many lines that Blair says that are just their Kelly.
• 1:11:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: They are, but Kelly would never say that to me because Kelly is not on time ever.
• 1:12:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know that's the part that isn't her, but she, that is the kind of thing where she would say, she, if she were a punctual person, and that was something that was important to her.
• 1:12:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: She would say.
• 1:12:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I was very, very close.
• 1:12:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: There was very Chloe.
• 1:12:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
• 1:12:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: One time when we were in college, Michelle was like, God, it's just like such a bummer because you and Chloe could take such a good serenam, lairpics, but like, you would have to be serena.
• 1:12:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I know.
• 1:12:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not because Chloe's more Blair just because I heard that way, but I do feel like maybe in college y'all were like Blair and Serena because it was a little bit more that way I would say because we were so Caroline was kind of crazy for so what was he asked girl yeah say what Chloe was like can you please not be doing this a new more
• 1:12:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think it comes up here and come with me care like come home for for parties the lights are completely off Chloe's tucked in Chloe's fed up with me like for real Well, she's like study and she's one of my mom and then there was that one party where I went and it was the theme was drunk literary characters So I went as Eloise of course because she is a literary character
• 1:12:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I gave Chloe my keys because I was like, I'm going to stay at your house and I'm going to sleep at your house.
• 1:13:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because the party was in Kevskyo, Ali, which is right next to Chloe's apartment.
• 1:13:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it was perfect.
• 1:13:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I'm going to come to sleep at your house.
• 1:13:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: But then recandled my ex-boyfriend.
• 1:13:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we hooked up that night and then I told him I was like nobody can know that this happened like this has to be like no one can know this happened And he's like okay, I was like if anybody asks you like the last time you saw me you told him his last night like tell them like do not tell me or think
• 1:13:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he drives me to public safety at like seven in the morning so that I can get a key to my room because my keys are in Chloe's bag.
• 1:13:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I get my key from public safety in my Eloise costume.
• 1:13:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Go into my bedroom.
• 1:13:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dead a sleep, okay.
• 1:13:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wake up 5 p.m. Chloe feel it opening my door and she's like, are you fucking kidding me Caroline?
• 1:13:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you fucking kidding me Caroline?
• 1:13:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, what, wait, what, and I like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
• 1:14:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's not taking pictures would be hard because she's not really a Serena.
• 1:14:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is why this is why Chloe is Blair like and Chloe's like, I was so sure there was no chance you were in here because and this is about where I find my friends.
• 1:14:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like because um, I have your keys.
• 1:14:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, they were calling for my friends because you didn't even want to know who's out.
• 1:14:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, then they ended up calling him and being like, hey, like, when is the last time you saw Caroline?
• 1:14:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like last night.
• 1:14:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, and he's that exactly what I told him to say.
• 1:14:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: But he knew like he could have been like, oh, she's totally fine.
• 1:14:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I took her to public safety this morning.
• 1:14:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's in her house.
• 1:14:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like he could have said it, but he was so scared to tell them the truth because In fact, you're not in the way you fully had to go to public safety to get the key to get another key.
• 1:15:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why didn't happen?
• 1:15:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but I mean, like, and I had no roommate.
• 1:15:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was just me.
• 1:15:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I went to college where like, you would call the RA on duty and they had access to the key box.
• 1:15:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: But if I even knew who my RA was, that was a miracle.
• 1:15:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, we had it post it up.
• 1:15:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: There was a different RA on duty every night that had to have their phone ringer on.
• 1:15:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's also their their their cell phone number was posted by boy like going to the gem like when I was walking in like in my All of his costume like it was it was the morning Anyway, but yeah, so I did have to because I was like I can't tell Chloe that I didn't sleep at home Because everyone was gonna be like so bad at me if I hooked up with the sky
• 1:15:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it was like, you cannot tell anybody.
• 1:15:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And there was just other girl that like his ex-girlfriend was going to like actually string me up by my toenails and I was like, I'm scared of her.
• 1:15:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like no one can know and literally that could have solved everything if they if he if I just not told him how much of a secret wasn't if he had just not listened.
• 1:16:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chloe was so pissed off of me.
• 1:16:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway.
• 1:16:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: So there's that story.
• 1:16:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so anyway.
• 1:16:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's able to log in.
• 1:16:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: She gets in and Blair is able to find Freddy's information so that she can start scheming.
• 1:16:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's three nine here, though.
• 1:16:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Three is like, well, can you even buy for 50 bucks these days?
• 1:16:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like, where's like, I don't know.
• 1:16:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then she goes, just buy him a gold money clip from Cartier.
• 1:16:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Say, it's 49, 99, he won all the difference.
• 1:16:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just think that's so funny.
• 1:16:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so Serenum.
• 1:16:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: goes to back to the coffee shop.
• 1:16:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: She needs.
• 1:16:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: She wants to know the name of that.
• 1:16:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: You tell the train my legs.
• 1:16:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think my eyes are asking for your help for down.
• 1:16:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's the thing.
• 1:16:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is like taking this opportunity to glow.
• 1:16:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I actually like you.
• 1:16:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Vanessa is like, here's the thing about Dan.
• 1:16:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't really like.
• 1:16:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: things.
• 1:17:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know this is a foreign concept to you in your world.
• 1:17:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: But dance more of like a moment's guy ever heard of that.
• 1:17:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you know what a moment is?
• 1:17:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena said that the only thing he said that he really wanted is snow for Christmas and she's like, I can't even give him that.
• 1:17:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so we go to the Victoria Seeker Party at the Waldors and you know what, for Tuesday episode I should look into this actually and see like what the significance of this is like what was going on in Victoria Seeker at this time, that data this partnership with with gossip girl.
• 1:17:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wonder if this was when.
• 1:17:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Lex Westner left and they needed to kind of do like a PR rebate because it is so funny like they're having this whole party you know for Eleanor's whenever but it's Christmas even it's Victoria's secret themed party and little like girls who are not little girls girls who are dressed in like pink Victoria's secret PJs and Santa hats are walking around
• 1:17:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: the party like passing appetizers and then the tree in the house and the wall door of house is a victorious secret themed Christmas tree, which is just not on branch.
• 1:18:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Actually, this is crazy.
• 1:18:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: He just he left like I was going to say he just left.
• 1:18:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: He left in 2020.
• 1:18:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's six years ago makes me sick and my stomach.
• 1:18:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, so it wasn't that, but I wonder if because that
• 1:18:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wonder.
• 1:18:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 1:18:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you write it down.
• 1:18:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you put it in the Tuesday, no.
• 1:18:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then like, because that could also be something we do later where it's like, at the end of the season, we go through all these little moments that like we wanted to look at and break it down that way.
• 1:18:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
• 1:18:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Guys, we're finding our footing with like, what Tuesdays are going to be like for us.
• 1:18:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: So thank you for your patience.
• 1:18:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so while Phoebe's writing that, um, we're on this party and it just is funny because like, like, Ellen orders this whole show like showing somebody the tree.
• 1:18:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: She says I walked into Victoria, Secret and just fell in love with this Christmas tree.
• 1:18:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Look at the lipstick ornament and I'm like, Ellen or Blink twice if you're okay.
• 1:18:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is just not you.
• 1:18:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: So,
• 1:19:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rufus calls Lily who is at the party and he's like honest fire escape.
• 1:19:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought he was barefoot.
• 1:19:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, he's got boots on, but I did think it was barefoot and I was terrified.
• 1:19:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Lily says to him, look, there's something you want to say.
• 1:19:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: You should just go ahead and say it.
• 1:19:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Rufus is like, well, is there something that you want me to say?
• 1:19:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just calling it the same right Christmas and Lily seems disappointed.
• 1:19:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like it seems like she really wants Rufus to give her a reason not to go public with Bartholomew Bass.
• 1:19:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what she wants.
• 1:19:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: But she's not going to come right out and say they're both too stubborn.
• 1:19:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rufus isn't going to say it without knowing that it's going to work.
• 1:19:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so she's well, I'm flying to Anguila, Anguila with Bart Knight.
• 1:19:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm expecting it to be a great holiday and she hangs up and then she's like, why the fuck did I say that?
• 1:19:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going there.
• 1:19:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's wrong with me?
• 1:19:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then, if you can believe it, the handsome silver fox from the park walks into the law to our residence.
• 1:19:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a little bit like, yeah, you didn't have Christmas Eve plans.
• 1:19:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: You were with some a little girl who just dropped everything to your knees, so maybe maybe his
• 1:20:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: maybe he doesn't have kids like that was his thing and like what I don't know but maybe he's so taken with Eleanor Waldorf.
• 1:20:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was like I got to I will make time see anyway.
• 1:20:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Roman tracked him down and invited him and this man tells Eleanor that and Eleanor walks away and she's like enjoy the party and she goes over to her mom and she's like why did you have a strange man into my home and I'm by the way you practically picked him up
• 1:20:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Ramon's like, ha-ha-ha, has named Jack Top.
• 1:20:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's actually a hedge fund manager.
• 1:20:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's a richie rich.
• 1:20:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's on a brokeie's rich.
• 1:20:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Eleanor's still annoyed.
• 1:20:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he looks at Eleanor and he's like, listen, we have been friends a long time since before Mark Jacobs went to rehab.
• 1:20:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she looks cinnamon.
• 1:20:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: She says friends don't steal each other's husbands.
• 1:20:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like, that is true, I'm like, I don't know how you get to come in here and act.
• 1:20:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, there's not something to apologize for.
• 1:20:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And if it's already happened, then I need to see that flashback.
• 1:21:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I need to see.
• 1:21:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because you're like doing my things now, Roman, but it's like it's just like there was a right way to do it like Harold you if you realize you're having these feelings and obviously there was something that she understood about what was going on, but it's like you saw that in a Thanksgiving episode of Harold's like you had need to say I don't think this marriage is working before you just decide you're gonna date someone.
• 1:21:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just not fair.
• 1:21:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like it doesn't matter like that's one of those issues where like it gets tough because it's like I'm not not happy for you to live your truth, but also I have to be allowed to not be happy right away because you broke my heart and it's it's not even like it makes it tough because it's almost like it's sort of.
• 1:21:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: How I felt when like Caitlyn Jenner came out and Chris Jenner like had to very publicly just like be so supportive.
• 1:21:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: But she was like, I'm also like mourning my marriage.
• 1:21:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I'm like sad about this.
• 1:21:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like, but I'm, but if I act anything other than just overjoyed than like that looks really bad for it.
• 1:22:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's just, it's just complicated.
• 1:22:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: thing, and I wish that real money, especially in marriage, like that we're ones to lead that because it is so complicated, you know, and how and how is the wife to know, like if they, they don't know what's going on, and also like it's hard when they're so much love, you love that person so much.
• 1:22:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: You have a child together, like, and so then there's that, you know, it's just so so Blair calls Nate's housekeeper to, he's like a lovely supposed to be here.
• 1:22:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know she mentioned that earlier, like he was going to leave.
• 1:22:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's made things up as a player right now.
• 1:22:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean you didn't text her to let her know her very weird?
• 1:22:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: But then we find out later, someone is, someone is points just from here.
• 1:22:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he has a left or I mean, she's texting to see if he left.
• 1:22:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she learns that he left a few hours ago, actually.
• 1:22:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so she's like, he should be here.
• 1:22:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:22:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Weird.
• 1:22:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Blair goes in her room.
• 1:22:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is hilarious to me.
• 1:22:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Vanessa, Eric Serena posted up on Blair's duvet with shoes on and they're like cutting things out and making crafts and Blair goes, I'm going to tell you if you get glue on that comforter.
• 1:23:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: By the way, hilarious moment because Blair is a Spencer Hastings girlie as well.
• 1:23:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: There is a dictionary at the foot of her bud.
• 1:23:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it looks worn, which I loved.
• 1:23:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a paperback.
• 1:23:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a big ass paperback dictionary.
• 1:23:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it looks worn.
• 1:23:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: They've got so cute.
• 1:23:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 1:23:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do think Blair saying Dorota's going to be so mad if you get glue on that Dovay is her way of saying, I'm going to be so mad if you get glue on that Dovay.
• 1:23:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she's like, what are you doing?
• 1:23:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And in some ways, like, sorry.
• 1:23:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: We turned your bedroom into an art studio.
• 1:23:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, yeah, like, you mean this is the type of room you're turning into a craft room, actually.
• 1:23:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not a hand-painted mural of like a of like Marie Antoinette on the wall like this is a the art the art room So They're making dance gift and Blair is like well, can I say?
• 1:23:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: But do you want to find a new person, sister?
• 1:24:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: She doesn't need us into this, though, because Vanessa's as a Serena.
• 1:24:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, he's going to love it.
• 1:24:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like, there's this sort of look on Vanessa's face, almost like, you know, there's like a little bit of something that Blair quacks within milliseconds disgust washes over Blair's face.
• 1:24:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: She looks to Vanessa, and it's like this, like, like, she smells something but you treat.
• 1:24:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's just,
• 1:24:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Vanessa, I think I like to help with this little project.
• 1:24:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can you help me for another pair of scissors goes in the bathroom?
• 1:24:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: When I was like, there aren't going to be scissors in there, but there are.
• 1:24:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: There were.
• 1:24:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, and they come in and this is just so epic, Blair, and also good friend, because you know what?
• 1:24:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's right.
• 1:24:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: She looks at Vanessa and she goes pfft.
• 1:24:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena's so grateful because she likes to see that.
• 1:24:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is you and me, honey.
• 1:24:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's so grateful because she likes to see the best in people.
• 1:24:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I like to see the truth.
• 1:24:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: She says, I think you let in and Vanessa's like in what is that concept of me and Caroline Bean Serena and Blair.
• 1:25:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe is so grateful because she likes to see the best people.
• 1:25:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I like to see the truth.
• 1:25:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Caroline pushes them down and she shot her their kneecap, but whatever.
• 1:25:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I would, and I do it again.
• 1:25:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Blair looks up and that says, I think you like Daniel little too much.
• 1:25:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just thought I should let you know someone's watching.
• 1:25:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mary Christmas.
• 1:25:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Us.
• 1:25:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: She is so funny, she's such a good friend, but she's also like, oh, she's so good.
• 1:25:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so good.
• 1:25:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's like I'm not just like I'm leaving now.
• 1:25:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's the show where she's made with me.
• 1:25:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's gonna make my fiskers.
• 1:25:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Blair goes leave too and Eric's like, I thought you wanted to help, and she just, I think my work's here, my work here's done.
• 1:25:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then Lily comes in, why are we all hanging out and Blair's bad room?
• 1:25:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's so weird.
• 1:25:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, and...
• 1:25:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, let's go get ice cream.
• 1:25:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, let's go get ice cream.
• 1:25:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's go ice cream.
• 1:25:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they're like, no, like, um, busy, busy.
• 1:26:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, freaking snow.
• 1:26:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's like, you know, much like this.
• 1:26:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, Lily's like, like, just like three of us when I go, and she's like, hmm, whenever it's just a three of us, it means you're dating someone new and whoever it is, I don't care, I'll be in about the wedding.
• 1:26:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Lily's like, well, it's part.
• 1:26:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, and then she tries to convince them that it's like casual.
• 1:26:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena, as usual, you're being overly dramatic, which I loved.
• 1:26:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, not marrying him, it's casual, and I don't ask you permission, and you turn it on her yellow and watch out.
• 1:26:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then, and then a two-finger salute.
• 1:26:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Salute.
• 1:26:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Salute.
• 1:26:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Caroline, which is that, was the song that played so badly?
• 1:26:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know, I do, because I told you that.
• 1:26:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know you said I'm saying are you repinizing the things that I say against me and I'm like, well, let me tell you what I'm so excited for when we're done recording.
• 1:26:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Five guys yesterday ran a buy one got one promotion.
• 1:26:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I have another burger in my refrigerator right now.
• 1:27:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I am that I'm going to put it in the tin foil in the air fryer with whatever fries are left over.
• 1:27:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And watch home land.
• 1:27:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, home the cozy.
• 1:27:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's keep going here.
• 1:27:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so Dan and Jenny are carrying a tree through the streets of New York on Christmas.
• 1:27:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, when Harry said Sally vibes, it is.
• 1:27:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Apparently they stole it, Johnny stressed, and Jenny's like, but this is really romantic.
• 1:27:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: And speaking of romance, I wonder what mom and daughter getting each other for Christmas.
• 1:27:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Dan's like, Jenny, go say that on the middle of the street.
• 1:27:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And wait to the light turns green.
• 1:27:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: And just wait.
• 1:27:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like you just go do that.
• 1:27:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not crazy at all.
• 1:27:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a big go play in the street.
• 1:27:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like as a joke when they're annoyed at the kids.
• 1:27:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, okay, that's a death rat.
• 1:27:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: We, I've never had an adult to that to me.
• 1:27:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I don't know that I've had it said to me, but that's like, I was like a thing like on TV and something.
• 1:27:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: But go play in the street.
• 1:27:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it was very, and again, and this is, this is being Caroline, glass hot, full glass of MD because in my brain, I was like, oh, it's like, what should we go outside and play?
• 1:28:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, they must live in a quiet neighborhood.
• 1:28:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think it's at a end.
• 1:28:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I wasn't thinking about it in the way, like, even if it calls, oh, they hope it comes.
• 1:28:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, they're single playing traffic, like.
• 1:28:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe that's like, go play in traffic.
• 1:28:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that I've heard.
• 1:28:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's the same thing.
• 1:28:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, whatever, Jenny's like, I just thought if I'm in a dab or under the same roof, we would go back to how things were.
• 1:28:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Dan's like, okay, listen, this is kind of my thing, where's my pin?
• 1:28:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you traveled here, my bubble.
• 1:28:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Pop, they're gonna split, okay?
• 1:28:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mom and I don't like each other anymore.
• 1:28:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: News, fall ash.
• 1:28:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, mom and dad.
• 1:28:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: You see any of the parents around here?
• 1:28:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: News, fall ash.
• 1:28:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not gonna.
• 1:28:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Jenny's like, so upset and starts crying, she's like, it's literally my fault if I had never brought mom back, we could have just kept pretending.
• 1:28:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then it's like actually to the right thing.
• 1:28:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: So back to the Waldorf Victoria's Secret Party.
• 1:28:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Eleanor is stressed, and she takes a Victoria Seeker bag, the old-black epic pink strength.
• 1:29:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Where is your bag?
• 1:29:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why'd we get rid of this?
• 1:29:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Walks up to Jack, pushes it into his chest, and just gives it to him.
• 1:29:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, so what?
• 1:29:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: You like ice skating?
• 1:29:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, what?
• 1:29:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like a kind of flirt.
• 1:29:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
• 1:29:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
• 1:29:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then there's a game where you're a question.
• 1:29:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Freddie, the model walks in, Eleanor is like, Jack paused on this, got to deal with this, and he's like, oh, Roman actually invited me.
• 1:29:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we just keep panning over to Blair sitting.
• 1:29:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: First of all, it's so funny because if we have been doing this, oh my god, Ash is what I'm like, like, she is sitting on a chase, feet up, middle of the party on her, orange and be texting.
• 1:29:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know one's in her house like she's just chillin like it's the end of the party And the way she looks up from her phone her head is angled down looking at the phone, but her eyes go up And she like has she this a lid just the hint of a smirk It's so funny or just like the hair into pride to the way she's like yeah, she's like I don't know how I got here
• 1:30:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Harold is livid, Harold walks in and he's like, oh my god, and Romans, like, I can't believe it won't trust me, obviously didn't invite him.
• 1:30:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Ellen Arcos, uh, doing some mental math Blair invited this man.
• 1:30:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair, Blair to this.
• 1:30:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, okay, and then she looks it.
• 1:30:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Freddy, she's like, if you wanna make a featured model in my spring catalog, tell me the truth.
• 1:30:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, okay, fine, she offered me a cruise and to pay for my gym membership.
• 1:30:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Eleanor's like, we'll take the crunches.
• 1:30:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: By the way, is you never going to be in my fucking catalog.
• 1:30:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is so funny that Blair was like, ah, I'll get you a fruze and pay for your gym membership.
• 1:30:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like what?
• 1:30:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, what do gay men love?
• 1:30:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: You think that?
• 1:30:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And going on a cruise, like yes.
• 1:30:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Eleanor, like, brings Harold over.
• 1:30:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, look, we need to have a talk parent to parent.
• 1:30:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: You need a nako scream up there right now even though you want to you need to give her space And she's like I just want to know how you thought Blair was gonna react when you showed up here on an owl to your lover And she goes look Blair and scheming from her mother and unrealistic dreaming from her father She tries really hard to be grown up, but don't you be fooled.
• 1:31:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's still a little girl who needs her daddy Look at that was good Was good and it's really true.
• 1:31:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you Eleanor for saying it
• 1:31:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you okay like what's up?
• 1:31:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm looking at my notes.
• 1:31:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm gonna try I forgot I lost my place Dan and Jenny made it to the palace with the big astray and Jenny's like okay I'll distract the concierge while you sneak it and I'm in oh my god Lily vendor what's in shows up And she somehow knows exactly what's happening here Which is She's gonna get us you're gonna go to distract the concierge and see the crescent stream in my home
• 1:31:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's always how she talks, specifically to Dan.
• 1:31:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, yes, so you're here to wait all day around.
• 1:32:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, she wants to meet her daughter.
• 1:32:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Literally, yes.
• 1:32:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: So she's like, but Bobby at the service entrance, he can be bought.
• 1:32:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Come.
• 1:32:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she goes into the house.
• 1:32:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: So fun.
• 1:32:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, okay, so we're at the art gallery with Serena and Vanessa, who our newfound best is.
• 1:32:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Vanessa's about to leave because Dan's coming to see the gift.
• 1:32:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Serena's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay.
• 1:32:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Vanessa's stay.
• 1:32:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I want you to see Dan's face.
• 1:32:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I do believe Serena is saying that earnestly.
• 1:32:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I do.
• 1:32:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is actually good night.
• 1:32:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: It means it.
• 1:32:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she's like, well, I'll tell them how much you did.
• 1:32:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: But it is crazy that that's something Serena wants.
• 1:32:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: because just just given what the gift is, of course, given what we know the gift is, and I can't always come back to the same day, fucking psycho, but as I say, I want you to see his reaction.
• 1:32:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: The history is like, I'll tell him how much you did.
• 1:32:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then as I was like, please don't.
• 1:32:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, just enjoy your night.
• 1:32:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like, they actually seem like she seems to have a first arena, so it seems so happy.
• 1:32:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it seems going up.
• 1:32:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair calls me again.
• 1:32:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't answer.
• 1:32:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's in her bedroom.
• 1:32:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's all fucking stressed and her dad comes in.
• 1:33:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wanted to say goodbye and like God, your timing isn't back of all.
• 1:33:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, and I'm a little bit like you're leaving now.
• 1:33:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 1:33:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, come by in the morning before your flight.
• 1:33:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Say goodbye.
• 1:33:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 1:33:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, well, I was just kind of hoping if we were all thrown together or something perfect would happen and you'd love him too.
• 1:33:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Blair's like, well, you know what I actually wanted to do.
• 1:33:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wanted a fucking convinced you to stay here, but you bought a vineyard with your lover and you're not going to be back like ever.
• 1:33:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's next?
• 1:33:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: A commitment ceremony in Harold's like, oh, baby, we're way past that.
• 1:33:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: But he gives her, he goes, listen.
• 1:33:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's always room for you no matter where I am or who I'm with and he hands her a CD and he's like this is part of your Christmas gift They put it in our computer and they're looking through and it's like images of the vineyard that they bought in France And then they're like and this is your room and she just the joy on her face and he's like we're having a decorated for you And then it goes to a photo of Roman holding a cat and she's like oh my god a cat and they're like yep named cat after your favorite movie It was Roman's idea and like we're really hoping that you'll come spend the whole summer
• 1:34:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like, where has this energy been the whole trip?
• 1:34:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly, because it's clear you guys like talk about her all the time.
• 1:34:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like yeah, I just don't under clear Roman is also trying to like make sure she's top of mine for you.
• 1:34:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like he's like I just it's confusing to me that this trick It seems like a new brainer to me if this is the situation where like you can at least some what amicably get along with Eleanor that the Christmas trip isn't like a two week.
• 1:34:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I come to America I live in France.
• 1:34:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm first of all can't believe you moved to France number one.
• 1:34:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but also
• 1:34:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're coming.
• 1:34:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Your trips are extended.
• 1:34:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: These holidays.
• 1:34:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 1:34:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: So back to the gallery, Dan comes in.
• 1:34:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Find Serena on a mattress in the middle of a snowy gallery.
• 1:34:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's got like projections of snow all over.
• 1:34:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is like so pretty.
• 1:34:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I remember watching this and being like, okay, we're all about this.
• 1:34:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is how I have to lose my view course.
• 1:34:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is how I have to lose my identity.
• 1:34:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like this snow.
• 1:34:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then.
• 1:35:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: it's just it's and then she's got like the hand made snowflakes all over the walls so super cute and then she's got like actual fake snow like inner hair like maybe falling from somewhere it's just very cute and you know she's like I had health in my elves and he says that her presence waiting at home but he did bring her pre-present and he hands her
• 1:35:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: The original 10805 story ripped right out of the spiral notebook and he tells her that he was accidentally invited to a birthday party and he met a girl and she only spoke to sentences to him, but he never forgot her and she's like, okay, time to show you my boobs.
• 1:35:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And now it's time for your gift and now and then she takes off of her body the boxing jacket that Vanessa lent her and she said that you would like this and my gift for you.
• 1:35:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: These cities sex.
• 1:35:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: She literally is like, like, within seconds of them sitting on that mattress.
• 1:35:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, and let me take my top off.
• 1:35:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, she's just like immediately is like, and he's like, are we really doing those?
• 1:35:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, can you not give me blue balls again?
• 1:36:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, are we really gonna do this?
• 1:36:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Cause if we're not, I don't want to like, she's like, hell, you have him.
• 1:36:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: So they do, and then, oh my god, we look up into the skylight.
• 1:36:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's actually snowing in Manhattan hot.
• 1:36:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena, how much should you pay the big answer to that?
• 1:36:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's on the roof.
• 1:36:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is on the roof.
• 1:36:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: But like, like, gosh, I am, I am tired.
• 1:36:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm getting tired.
• 1:36:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's watching.
• 1:36:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: She didn't say me like, and I thought I'd be really special if you could film it too.
• 1:36:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we could watch it later.
• 1:36:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, um, they wake up, it's really snowing.
• 1:36:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: All they had to do was have sex for it to snow.
• 1:36:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just see what I'm saying, but that's when the roof of the machine, it's snow.
• 1:36:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, I know.
• 1:36:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what you were saying.
• 1:36:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, but I'm saying, I'm, since it really did snow, I'm like, all they had to do was have sex.
• 1:36:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then it was, right, it's a Christmas miracle.
• 1:36:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a, everybody kind of knows that, but they didn't know yet.
• 1:36:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he says it's a best Christmas
• 1:36:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, I hate to make the spell, but we got to go home before our family's make up.
• 1:37:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, yeah, you do doing this on Christmas Eve Christmas morning.
• 1:37:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you do mom would never let us go anywhere Christmas Eve will like number one Santa doesn't come unless you're asleep.
• 1:37:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Number two, like I would, I would see all the gifts in the morning.
• 1:37:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's not exactly, it's kind of like how Carolina has to close her eyes.
• 1:37:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now, she goes over and comes over this Christmas, they like didn't.
• 1:37:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, okay, like, who's going to make sure that peaking, like no one, they're like, just walk in.
• 1:37:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like,
• 1:37:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: What we really need to get a separate entrance so you can just go straight up there all about it like came home from a new years party because I didn't tell anyone I was coming home, but I wanted to and so someone brought me home and then I went in through the garage and then No right me and then I came down on the morning and I'm almost like
• 1:37:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was like, how did you get home?
• 1:37:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, I've been home for hours.
• 1:37:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's leaving my bed.
• 1:37:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she was like, when did I scare that I didn't hear you come and I'm like, oh, you're a child with a better and was so cozy.
• 1:37:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mine, you have it so hot in there.
• 1:38:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I bet.
• 1:38:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I loved, I liked the paneling that was on there.
• 1:38:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I made it up.
• 1:38:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK, so I covered it in an egg Jonas' face, of course.
• 1:38:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK, so Eleanor, we're at the Waldorf mansion.
• 1:38:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Pam House, Eleanor comes downstairs with a jack.
• 1:38:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK, we had a one-night stand.
• 1:38:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or will it be more than that?
• 1:38:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, it's what?
• 1:38:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Slotty Eleanor, I love it's free.
• 1:38:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, she did just have a Victoria secret party.
• 1:38:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was kind of implied they'd be doing it Caroline everyone has to buy underwear Not just sluts Well, I don't eat wear on her almost ever.
• 1:38:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and Caroline because you're a skank I'm a skank and I'm married and I'm still a skank But not in that way.
• 1:38:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just like
• 1:38:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, it's an attitude like, I don't know.
• 1:38:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:38:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, anyway, she comes down to her to the jack and they kiss and she goes, who knew they were men like you wandering around Central Park lost.
• 1:38:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then elevator, okay, I just like, will never not get over like the elevator just like brings people in on an hours whenever.
• 1:39:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a really shitty door man down there.
• 1:39:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy to me.
• 1:39:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Ramon and Harold show up.
• 1:39:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ramon is so pumped to see that Elinore has sex glow all over her face.
• 1:39:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Elinore's like, I got a bedded last night and Ramon's like, hell, you have the plan worked.
• 1:39:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Their flights were canceled and Harold, like, don't worry, we're not gonna stay here.
• 1:39:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I know Christmas is just for you guys.
• 1:39:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Elinore goes, no, don't be ridiculous, you'll stay here.
• 1:39:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: So they are gonna stay here.
• 1:39:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Blair is so Blair comes on stairs.
• 1:39:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Walking around.
• 1:39:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like the best Christmas gift.
• 1:39:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
• 1:39:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 1:39:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: So happy and she like goes right up to her monstrous from on your and for a treat because of water, Christmas is like no other.
• 1:39:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's actually going to have her water of Christmas because we're talking that's where she is like the hybrid of Hannah and Spencer.
• 1:39:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, she.
• 1:39:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, she is with a little bit of Mona.
• 1:39:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a sprinkle of the scheming, the scheming app.
• 1:40:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: It would be like if Spencer were a little bit more like Mona.
• 1:40:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, in terms of totally.
• 1:40:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Conspensors always scheming to fix something.
• 1:40:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair is scheming to disturb.
• 1:40:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes she's struggling.
• 1:40:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she won't disturb with the comfortable.
• 1:40:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just like art does.
• 1:40:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Art does meant to cut is disturb.
• 1:40:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is disturb with the comfortable.
• 1:40:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is Vanessa's survival too.
• 1:40:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, both.
• 1:40:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: As soon as she turns 18, it'll be tattooed, but right now it's her Instagram, across her her shoulders on the back.
• 1:40:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the epigraph and her college admissions essay.
• 1:40:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like the very beginning.
• 1:40:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's her.
• 1:40:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's, she's, she's, she's herself.
• 1:40:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and she's like Vanessa Abrams and, and then like whoever fucking's at it.
• 1:40:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, she's like, well, I didn't know that was already a quote.
• 1:40:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I did come up with it.
• 1:40:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can't tell me I didn't.
• 1:40:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I did come up with it.
• 1:40:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just, no, that someone else had already come up with it too.
• 1:40:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so Serena walks into the hotel and sees the tree and it honestly like that is so that's such a sweet gift like it's they both like I know that we're joking that like her gift was sacks like this snow like it actually like and it got to the root of like what the initial problem with the watch was like they.
• 1:41:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was so thoughtful, both of the gifts.
• 1:41:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's really sweet, and it's a moment.
• 1:41:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like one of those episodes that for their relationship, I'm like, oh, I really like that's like it makes me like it's sweet.
• 1:41:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would have, as a person, I would have like to have received Dan's gift more than Serena's, however.
• 1:41:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah.
• 1:41:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think Serena's was more thoughtful because it was something she remembered him saying.
• 1:41:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was still very sweet, but he didn't.
• 1:41:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't like he picked up on some inside of a sain.
• 1:41:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it was like, I need this, well, this, like, Jenny knew.
• 1:41:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: the thing about not that I don't know, but I like that Serenus was like she remembered him saying something.
• 1:41:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and now it's a gift.
• 1:41:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was cute.
• 1:41:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so Dan walks into the Humphrey loft and Rufus is already up making chocolate chip waffles with caramel syrup because that's Christmas specialty and, you know, they're like ha-ha-ha, wherever you've been moment.
• 1:42:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I was in still here, which is kind of funny.
• 1:42:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: And in this moment,
• 1:42:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: away out of the country with Bart because Dan's like, oh, yeah, she helped me with it.
• 1:42:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, well, how is that possible?
• 1:42:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's not here.
• 1:42:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, no, they're going to the Nutcracker tomorrow.
• 1:42:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so Rufus is like, wheels are turning.
• 1:42:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, oh my god, I need to just off my old boom box.
• 1:42:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, stay out of the window.
• 1:42:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he's like, I have to go to the gallery to work, and they're like, it's Christmas and Jenny is, who's Jenny's best and Dan's like, I see what's happening here.
• 1:42:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I see what's up and then here.
• 1:42:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, I was going to sing here, but I, is it?
• 1:42:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it marijuana?
• 1:42:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, can't.
• 1:42:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was trying to think about what it was, but I just couldn't.
• 1:42:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a face of greatness and a strange, you don't even know how to feel.
• 1:43:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's adorable.
• 1:43:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's nice to see that humans never change.
• 1:43:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so finishing this up.
• 1:43:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Water off Christmas, so cute.
• 1:43:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Aberens are changing gifts as great.
• 1:43:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair got to wrote a phone.
• 1:43:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, so we can text you like it.
• 1:43:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
• 1:43:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, that was in neurotic, you can see.
• 1:43:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is where they started to shift.
• 1:43:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's sort of just shift to wrote as character.
• 1:43:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like in the beginning, they wanted to wrote it to kind of be like, I rolling at them.
• 1:43:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, not like, but now we see the Dorota Blair relationship.
• 1:43:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love everything to me.
• 1:43:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's I mean, I'm sorry.
• 1:43:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm partial to up a nanny relationship.
• 1:43:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: the nanny of relationship is important for a farting girl.
• 1:43:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just says, so back in the hungry residents, Rufus is Alice and Dan and Jambi and Jenny are opening gifts.
• 1:43:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, be real mom or you're going back to Hudson.
• 1:43:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, hell yeah, but we're going to be fine and they all hug and that's that.
• 1:43:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let me go out of the van der Woodson's and why a serene and full-on dry.
• 1:43:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know we had the Victoria's Secret Party last night, but you're in full-on dry and Bartholomebasses here.
• 1:43:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's weird.
• 1:43:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And what's even weirder is what we thought was a casual hookup doesn't seem so casual anymore.
• 1:44:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, but wait, I want to know what you think about this.
• 1:44:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Eric opens like a from Bart and it's a Marlins sweater.
• 1:44:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Bart's like, I know how you like Florida.
• 1:44:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which is where they all said he was when he was an off-stop center.
• 1:44:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, in a way though for Bart, he doesn't know that.
• 1:44:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Am I like that's kind of like cute?
• 1:44:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I know I agree especially because if you remember the first time they
• 1:44:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: they took Eric out to go to the event.
• 1:44:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: He specifically said go Marlins to Bart.
• 1:44:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:44:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK, so that like he is kind of like, I know to get barbos flowers, but like in this moment, I'm like, they're acting like he's trying.
• 1:44:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Touch and crazy.
• 1:44:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, that is kind of like, it's Lily's fall really.
• 1:44:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: But he didn't like know better what to do here.
• 1:44:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: But like, especially because like you guys didn't even know you were spending Christmas with him.
• 1:44:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you don't like, you didn't even do gifts.
• 1:44:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not that you need to get him.
• 1:44:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I get to be like,
• 1:44:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: It does, it seems like that took some thought, which is like kind of, I don't know.
• 1:45:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he remembered that he said that, like he was like, I don't like, I remember him saying that, I agree.
• 1:45:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I think it's like, Lily is important to him because he does remember those moments, but it is like, it shows how not important he has to Lily because she didn't even tell him, like, right, sure.
• 1:45:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do, it would be so interesting to see if they had taken a show on it for direction and had them, because I do feel like Lily like softens part, like he, yeah.
• 1:45:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: when he's with Willie, I actually don't find it.
• 1:45:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Willie relationship, like it's, I think it's really special.
• 1:45:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Willie is like a mom to so many that are her own kids, exactly, but it's guy, but when Serena VanderWit, Serena's like,
• 1:45:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't need a mom.
• 1:45:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just like, can you be a mom to somebody else?
• 1:45:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, jett maybe Jenny?
• 1:45:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't need one.
• 1:45:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't need a mom.
• 1:45:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think I made that perfect clear.
• 1:45:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nice.
• 1:45:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, yeah.
• 1:45:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then Serena, yeah, full on, Jerry.
• 1:45:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then Bart is like, by the way, guys, I'm really happy we're all together, because I want to tell you that I really deep feelings for your mother.
• 1:45:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Lily's, by the way, crazy, Lily's phone starts doing and ringtone is deck the halls.
• 1:46:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, it doesn't.
• 1:46:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, completely took me out of it.
• 1:46:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: No way, isn't.
• 1:46:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Lily, Vanderwitz and Springtone over Christmas is not deck the halls.
• 1:46:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Her phone's on silent.
• 1:46:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Her phone is on silent.
• 1:46:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's on silent, and it's just, we're not changing if they're right there.
• 1:46:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is there a ringtone?
• 1:46:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the company.
• 1:46:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the fact that it's like it's not, she didn't.
• 1:46:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's certainly not changing it seasonally.
• 1:46:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 1:46:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so funny.
• 1:46:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: It starts ringing and it's like, mom, you're following.
• 1:46:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, she immediately knows the tours.
• 1:46:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, oh my god, um, it's just hilarious detail, but so her phone is ringing and parts like don't answer that.
• 1:46:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't answer that.
• 1:46:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're not going to want to interrupt this moment.
• 1:46:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: fucking ring box starts proposing her and we're like okay but who's calling who's calling?
• 1:46:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh tell you and actually this is the boom box moment and actually it's kind of a really great monologue that I might look up right now to read because it's going forward.
• 1:46:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's really good.
• 1:46:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Didn't you?
• 1:46:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I did, I was in the moment while I find it.
• 1:47:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was kind of distracted by him.
• 1:47:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a roof is outside and he's not wearing a jacket.
• 1:47:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: He does mention that in the monologue, but I, it took me, I immediately noticed it.
• 1:47:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was like, yeah, it looks way too cold for you to be standing outside here.
• 1:47:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not even going to go up in the lobby.
• 1:47:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 1:47:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, ready?
• 1:47:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It goes like this.
• 1:47:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Liz.
• 1:47:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, he's saying outside arms across.
• 1:47:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, we're remembering.
• 1:47:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, it goes like this.
• 1:47:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes like this inside.
• 1:47:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Lily's getting proposed to, okay?
• 1:47:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Liz.
• 1:47:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, everything's closed on Christmas diners that claim to be open 24, seven.
• 1:47:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's false advertising.
• 1:47:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, oh, I was leaving.
• 1:47:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she's spending time alone with the kids
• 1:47:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I've seemed to walk all the way from book, Rick.
• 1:47:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Drama is that drama is rolling over right now, drama's pissed.
• 1:47:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I've seemed to walk all the way from Brooklyn to your doorstep without a jacket in the snow.
• 1:48:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: So what the hell?
• 1:48:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I miss you.
• 1:48:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then I've been missing you for a while.
• 1:48:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Click.
• 1:48:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wow.
• 1:48:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
• 1:48:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: kind of like a moment like this kind of a moment.
• 1:48:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: So what the hell, I haven't listened to you for a while.
• 1:48:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: It feels like it's out of a play, actually.
• 1:48:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is how that monologue we're going to play.
• 1:48:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is the voice mail.
• 1:48:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it was on Christmas.
• 1:48:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Tyler here's a clean new open 247.
• 1:48:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's false advertising.
• 1:48:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, that is a voicemail left for Arya Montgomery from Ezra Fitts.
• 1:48:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: 100% 100% 100% or vice versa, honestly.
• 1:48:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so then like Lily before she answers the question or phone beeps and it's like one new message and it's like, what if she listen to the message, but she doesn't.
• 1:48:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know how without him change the whole trajectory.
• 1:48:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know, I don't know.
• 1:48:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Blair opens up a text from Chuck.
• 1:48:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It says, don't worry, be who would I tell?
• 1:49:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Swipe?
• 1:49:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Selfie of him and Nate, Nathaniel.
• 1:49:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yikes, name why do you tell her that you were not.
• 1:49:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're obsessed with her.
• 1:49:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like four hours.
• 1:49:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because he got what he wanted and men are an easy man.
• 1:49:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And men are easy man.
• 1:49:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll just say a men are simple.
• 1:49:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so that's the episode.
• 1:49:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: This episode was fun, fun, fun, fun.
• 1:49:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know it's long, but like I do think.
• 1:49:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: But honestly, I kept expecting it's an interesting topic.
• 1:49:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't take expecting to look at the time and be like we've spoken for two and a half hours.
• 1:49:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: We just hit two hours.
• 1:49:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is, I mean, that's nothing for us, that's something.
• 1:49:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe, why don't you read us?
• 1:49:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I actually love the next episode.
• 1:49:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why don't you read us the Sid Nobsis?
• 1:49:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the Noxis.
• 1:49:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's Sid's full name.
• 1:49:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sid Noxis vicious.
• 1:49:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sid Noxis vicious.
• 1:49:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sid Noxis vicious.
• 1:49:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what drama calls him to make fun of him.
• 1:49:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: To really wild them all.
• 1:49:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: To really wild them all.
• 1:49:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:49:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 1:50:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 1:50:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Season one episode 12, school lies.
• 1:50:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Win in lies.
• 1:50:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Authorized, realize, realize, realize, realize.
• 1:50:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 1:50:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're in an unauthorized pool party.
• 1:50:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this is a good episode.
• 1:50:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Such a good one.
• 1:50:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're in an unauthorized.
• 1:50:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nate obsessed with Blair immediately in this episode again.
• 1:50:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, okay, so what's with all that?
• 1:50:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's with Monica?
• 1:50:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: You needed to go on a bender with.
• 1:50:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: What's this like?
• 1:50:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: The Halloween vibe where like this episode like happened and then they took like a little break maybe because they thought we'd forget.
• 1:50:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't.
• 1:50:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: When an unauthorized school party in the school goes disasterously wrong, the head teacher threatens to expel all those involved unless the party's organizer is revealed.
• 1:50:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Most people agree not to blab, but Dan and somebody are dies.
• 1:50:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I forgot about that, but he full on dies.
• 1:50:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was reading this and I was like, expulsion seems a little bit.
• 1:51:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't really like if we're not telling, right?
• 1:51:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Someone's dead.
• 1:51:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought he's cold.
• 1:51:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Most people agree not to blab, but Dan is not prepared to risk his future by covering for someone else, which causes a rift between him and Serena.
• 1:51:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Meanwhile, Vanessa accidentally films Blair and Chuck talking about their affair.
• 1:51:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, wait, I can't, like this next, I think Vanessa's arc now is that she's going to film with documentary.
• 1:51:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like filming all the time and they're like, can you not?
• 1:51:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm pretty sure that's like an obvious affair right here.
• 1:51:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, it's like she's just constantly everywhere.
• 1:51:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: The camera, like I'm not getting my think that's what the next thing is for.
• 1:51:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, me with my camera, me with my camera.
• 1:51:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, like tell me you're not having a little more fun with our girls now.
• 1:51:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: But these girls today was a blast.
• 1:51:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, cool.
• 1:51:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Alright guys, so thank you so much for listening.
• 1:51:57
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• 1:51:59
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• 1:52:03
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• 1:52:05
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