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• 0:13
  Obviously I love him, he's my dad.
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  What does that mean? Just say what you want to say.
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  It's just when you add, obviously it feels a little less
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  obvious. So I'll ask again, how do you
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  really feel about your father? It's as if maybe it's a little
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  more complicated than you feel comfortable admitting, which is
• 0:38
  completely understandable. Look, I love my dad, all right?
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  I love my dad. That's the truth.
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  Loved. That's what I said.
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  You said love. Your dad's dead, so you don't
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  love him. You loved him.
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  Just so sensitive. Listen, if I didn't love him, we
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  wouldn't be here, right? We don't have to get into it.
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  Nope. We're in it now.
• 1:01
  Why would I be trying to find the man who killed him?
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  If I didn't love him, why would I be doing any of this shit?
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  My nose is bleeding. Thought I was getting
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  emotionally snotty. No, it's probably from when I
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  kicked you in the face. Yeah, thanks for reminding me.
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  So here's what's going to happen.
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  I'm going to hang you off the side of this building and you're
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  going to tell me where Shroud is or I'm going to drop you to your
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  death. Come on, I thought we.
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  Were having a breakthrough. Hey, we did, you know, for being
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  a real piece of shit, you're pretty easy to talk to.
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  But the only breakthrough I need right now is the location of
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  shroud. I'm not telling you shit you
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  fucking loser. See this is more like how I
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  thought this. Would I hope?
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  Shroud kills you just like he killed your father.
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  I hope he fucking. Spanks your little.
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  Daddy as you bitch ass to death, you hear me?
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  Are we outside Windy up here tonight?
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  Why are we outside? No telling where you live.
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  Smells like outside smells. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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  I have neighbors. Use your inside voice and just
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  tell me where shroud is, OK? OK.
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  Steel. Steel mill.
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  Llewellyn. Llewellyn.
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  Steel works. OK, Fuck.
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  You sure about that? Yes please.
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  That's all I know. Stop screaming, God damn it.
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  Hey, hey, hey, I will pull. You up if you quiet the fuck
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  down, Sir, If you want something to scream about, I'll give you
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  something to scream about. Oh no.
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  No, no, you piece of shit. Hey, I ruined a perfectly good
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  mattress to make sure you didn't die, OK?
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  You're welcome. No.
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  All right, next one. Just one more.
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  Hey, can I get a copy of that video when we're through here?
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  Because it's over Shroud and it would be nice to watch that back
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  at a different angle. Oh no, it's over Shroud.
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  All this build up face to face with your father's killer and
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  you come in here with that lame shit?
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  Where the fuck is Shroud? He'll be here in a bit.
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  Oh hey, after our conversation I asked him about your dad.
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  Fun little tidbit, he was very well hydrated.
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  Turns out right after Shroud shot him in the chest.
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  Your dad pissed his pants. But you didn't know that, huh?
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  So after that bullet tore through his insides, he still
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  had enough time to know how. Absolutely.
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  Fucked. He was just pissed himself like
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  a little bitch. It was like so much piss because
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  your dad was wearing shorts. So just kept.
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  I get it. Starting to think I didn't need
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  to waste a perfectly good mattress to break your fall
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  perfectly. Good.
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  I assume that cum. Stain thing was already in the
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  dumpster. Can we just skip to the part
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  where you reveal your bullshit superpower so we can fight for
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  real cool Dick?
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  So you got some kind of clever supervillain name?
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  You can call me toxic. Bro.
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  That works on so many levels for you.
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  Yeah, no shit, that's the point. Your trout's augments are pretty
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  good when normies like you use them.
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  When you put them on. Someone who already has powers.
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  Fucking chef's kiss. None.
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  So what do you got left on them? Shields.
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  I said 40% but boss man says you're.
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  Down to 20. 8 And he is not wrong about that thing.
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  Good news, buddy. Trout says he just wants the
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  Astro Pulse, which we all know isn't really yours anyway.
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  System check, calculate the damage per second hitting
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  Shields, then tell me how many seconds I need to divert Astral
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  Pulse energy to rocket boosters. 12.89 seconds of damage before.
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  Critical. Oh hey, Boss Man says if you're
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  planning on diverting sorry pulse power to the boosters.
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  It won't work. This.
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  Is a limited time offer. Dude, what's up?
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  You were so. Fucking talkative earlier.
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  I'm just the messenger here you. Said you're not calculating that
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  your leg, dumb ass. Fuck it.
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  It was just over four months ago that images like this were
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  recorded across the Southland. Videos flooded social media and
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  our newsroom showing what menu got to read the death of Mecca
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  Man again. For nearly 50 years, a Mecca Man
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  has protected Los Angeles. Built by an ordinary civilian
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  with no superpowers, this first suit was dubbed by some fans as
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  Mecca Man Prime 3. Generations of pilots, their
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  identities kept secret, have given everything to protect this
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  community, including their lives.
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  After the tragic passing of Prime, the next Mecca Man, known
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  as Astral, teamed up with a star-studded superhero group
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  known as the Brave Brigade, leading to an unprecedented
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  period of peace in the Southland.
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  After years of loyal service, tragedy struck again when
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  Shroud, a former Brave Brigade member turned villain, killed
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  the pilot of Mecca Man in cold blood.
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  But yet again, as hope was lost, a third generation of Mecca Man
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  emerged. A Mecca Man for the modern era,
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  a bulwark against organized crime in the greater Los Angeles
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  area. Until today.
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  Earlier today, Mecca Man broke his silence and addressed the
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  media. There's been a lot of
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  speculation about my health in the state of the Mecca Man suit,
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  and I'm here to put that speculation to rest.
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  The suit has been damaged beyond my ability to repair, so I will
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  be stepping back from superhero work effective immediately.
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  Does. This mean you're finished you.
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  Repair your snacks from Mecca man.
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  Does this mean your career is over?
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  One at a time, please. Ashley Rynes, San Pedro Daily Do
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  you have anything to say to your fans?
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  The public outpouring the vigils, a lot of them were
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  worried you wouldn't wake up. Everything I've done, every
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  sacrifice me and my family have made has been for the people of
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  Los Angeles. Next question, Chris Stratton,
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  Torrance Tribune. Does this mean you're retiring
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  as Mecca? Man?
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  Word on the street is you're dunzo.
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  Are you 100 years old or are you talking like that?
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  Answer the question, buddy boy. Are you retiring?
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  My readers need the skinny and I aim to deliver.
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  Let's get it on the record. I'm not looking to comment on
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  that just yet. That's the only skinny I can
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  give you. All right, just one more,
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  please. I got to get back to just just
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  one more. Preferably someone from the
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  century. Charles Kingsley, South Bay
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  Signal. So Shroud kills your father,
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  goes to jail 15 years, breaks out and immediately dupes you
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  into a trap where he destroys the Mecca Man suit and puts you
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  in a coma for months. I didn't hear a question in
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  there. Two parter.
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  First, why didn't Shroud kill you?
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  You haven't been conscious for months.
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  It'd be easy money taking you out.
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  OK. Shroud wanted the Astral Pulse
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  and Mecca Man gone. He got both.
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  I'm not sure I mattered much. Right.
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  You're unimportant. Which leads me to my next
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  question. Most heroes avenge their family.
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  You did the opposite. You killed their legacy.
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  How? Disappointed would your dad be
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  if he were here right now? Your father, your grandfather,
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  They must be rolling over in their graves.
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  I think he'd be proud because I'm alive.
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  Which, as you so sensitively pointed out, he isn't.
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  I think he knows that I sacrificed everything and that I
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  did my best being mecha man. Protecting my community was the
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  greatest honor I'll ever have. Now I have to live knowing that.
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  Thank you for coming up next.
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  Is Mecca man a Mecca quitter? Yeah, I mean.
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  It seemed like it'd be better if he died than be a Mecca coward,
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  you know? What?
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  Kind of example is he setting? Stay tuned to find out.
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  Hey assholes. Yeah, just put the TV's back and
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  you can leave. I won't say anything to the
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  cops. And this doesn't need to
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  escalate. Hey.
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  What are you? Calling assholes asshole.
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  I'll handle this idiot. Keep loading.
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  We're out of here in 30, and who the fuck are you?
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  Yeah, you go go fucking hobo Ranger.
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  Who the fuck are you? Right now I'm someone with
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  nothing to lose, which is probably bad news for you.
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  Well. With nothing you have, you're
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  about to lose again. Whatever the case, I'm going to
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  have to deal with a pack of fucking Skittles idiots like
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  you. God.
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  Damn it, look, you're hurt. You're not thinking straight.
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  You don't want to fight someone who knows which hand every punch
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  is coming from. What the?
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  That guy I threw, he landed on the roof, right?
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  Oh good. Phew.
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  Hi, I'm blonde Blazer. I work over at Superhero
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  Dispatch Network. Hey, Hi.
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  Yeah, I know who you are. You're like, famous.
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  Oh, I don't know about that. I'm just a corporate hero for
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  hire. You're the real deal.
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  You're the famous one. Right, I don't think infamous is
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  the same as famous but. Oh God, your arm fuck.
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  Oh, yeah, that's gross. Yeah.
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  You look like some kind of mime DJ.
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  Let me see it, I'll help you. Usually dislocates the other
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  way. OK.
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  But have you done this before? Because maybe.
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  OK, Wow. That's that's OK.
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  Thank you. One of them is on that roof.
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  You look like you could use a drink.
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  What makes you say that they were?
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  All Skittles colored. I didn't even realize.
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  That Yeah, well, you know what? They can taste the rainbow in
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  jail. What do you mean like different
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  colored Dicks? Sorry.
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  I actually didn't know what I meant, but you know what?
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  It should have been that. I'm a little buzzed.
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  I don't really make jokes like that.
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  I think Vizzy's rubbing off on me.
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  Who? Someone I work with, it's yeah.
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  I can't tell which one of us had the rough day.
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  Oh no, I had a great day. Well, that's not totally true.
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  Oh, you're joking. Sorry, it's fine, don't worry
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  about keeping up. Something to do with the powers
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  it. It takes a lot for me to feel
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  anything. What is that sentence?
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  Hey, you should give yourself more credit to do what you did
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  for as long as you did, especially without superpowers.
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  Not true. What do you call this?
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  I can fix that one for you too. No thanks, I like this one.
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  Thank you. So how did you afford all that?
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  You must have spent hundreds of thousands of.
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  Millions so you'll understand when the check comes.
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  You're serious. Millions.
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  Yeah, I basically burned through my entire inheritance keeping it
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  going. The last couple years I've just
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  been duct tape and sheer termination.
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  Why did you do it? Do what?
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  Sacrifice everything to be a superhero to the point of
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  financial. Ruin.
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  I was going to say hardship, but ruin was the first word that
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  came to mind. Yeah, you must be completely.
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  Broke at this point, in retrospect.
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  I. Don't really know.
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  Now that's a sad sentence. Yes, it is.
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  So are you drunk yet or what? Yeah, yeah, I should probably be
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  switching to water. Good, because I was hoping after
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  some drinks to loosen you up, I could learn a little more about
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  you and if all that went well, present you with a proposition.
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  A proposition. Yeah, I'm just trying to figure
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  out if this is a fit or not, you know?
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  Then it's just a matter of picking the right moment.
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  Well, I have to say, Blazer, that does sound intriguing.
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  That's actually not water. Not this is like pure alcohol.
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  It's not like alcohol. It is alcohol.
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  I know because you spit it directly into my open mouth.
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  That's water. That.
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  See how it has ice in it? You drink hard liquor from a
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  pint glass. Actually, I usually just drink
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  it straight from the bottle, but I thought that would be
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  embarrassing. I'm going to go clean.
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  Up. I'm so sorry.
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  No, it's fine. I will be right back.
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  What are you doing? Hey.
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  Bitch, hey. Bitch.
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  All right, just so you know, I only turned around because
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  someone yelled, not because I'm a bitch or anything.
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  Don't you watch the news? This is a superhero bar.
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  Oh, wow. Are you a superhero?
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  That's so cool. This is your power.
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  You're like, tell people obvious shit, guy.
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  Why are you really going to have you?
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  Don't Remember Me. Wait, it's coming back to me.
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  Hold on. Yeah, it's coming back to me.
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  Oh, wait, wait. Oh I know it.
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  You are a doctor, don't do shit. Your deal is you walk up to
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  people, look threatening, talk a big game, then don't do shit
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  about it. Also, you're not a real doctor
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  because you're a fucking idiot. That.
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  Is damn feel good? Sorry.
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  I choked in my spit. No, like a bitch, I control the
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  fire, the fire and the flame and my skin does not burn.
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  I am flambe and you wait. Oh shit, I do remember you.
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  You're that shitty villain I busted up.
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  Not anymore like a Dick. As I literally just said, I am
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  flambe, a real superhero, and you are not like a man anymore,
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  so you need to get the fuck out of here.
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  No, we can do this the easy way. Sorry, which way was that?
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  Hey. No punch up.
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  You're. Literally.
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  Fanning the flames right now. Shit.
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  Yeah, you're right. Anybody got a rug?
• 27:46
  You got a drop and roll, lad. Thought he doesn't burn.
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  Some people become scared before they even know they're hurt,
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  like babies. Hey, mecha Dick, get the fuck
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  out of here. I get it.
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  Can you just tell Blazer I'm outside?
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  Relax, I'm breathing. Hey, I couldn't find you.
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  It's cool, I was just admiring the art in this dumpster.
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  I can't tell why anyone would put those words together.
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  Why are you holding drinks? Nightcap.
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  You're in trouble. Actually, according to the
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  bartender, that's exactly what you are.
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  What happened in there? I walk out and the bartender's
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  pissed. The whole energy is awkward.
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  And why did it smell like burnt hair?
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  Yeah, it's crazy. This guy, he just fell down.
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  A guy fell down. Yeah, does that not sound
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  convincing enough? I hold these.
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  I know a place. It's done.
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  It's a little out there, easier if we fly.
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  I actually thought you were taking us to sit on it.
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  Oh yeah, that would have been cool.
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  I know. Yeah, this, this is better
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  'cause you can see it and it, it looks like there's a couple up
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  there already, so. I really appreciate you coming
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  to my rescue back there. I still think I could have
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  handled it, but all I'm trying to say is thanks.
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  I should have just said that, but yeah, I'm still talking.
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  Don't you worry about it, Robert Robertson.
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  How do you know my name? Oops.
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  What's going on? OK, I'll tell you, but only
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  after you tell me how you ended up with a name like that.
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  Oh, you mean a name like Robert Robertson the Third?
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  The third three times this happened.
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  There was Grandpa Bobby, then my dad, who I called Dad, but
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  everyone else called Robbie and then me Robert because I wanted
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  to be taken seriously. Family tradition.
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  In more ways than one, Gramps was the first Mecca man.
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  He died in the Sioux before I was born.
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  Dad was killed fighting Shroud. That's when I took over.
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  There was a little inheritance and the life insurance money.
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  I'm so sorry, I didn't realize. Just your run-of-the-mill sad
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  superhero origin story. The family tradition, if there
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  is one, is dying in that suit, which I guess I don't have to
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  worry about anymore. What is it?
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  I'm not quite drunk enough to share my origin story just yet.
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  But. Remind me to tell you someday.
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  Definitely. Sorry, I'm actually here with a
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  purpose. The way I went about things
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  tonight, I'm sorry. It was all a little loose, a
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  little unprofessional. Unprofessional.
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  I'm not sure that that applies to this.
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  I'm actually here on official business.
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  How I know your name? The proposition I mentioned
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  right before you spit in my mouth.
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  Still mortified about that. It's fine.
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  Do you remember a superhero named Track *?
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  Remember, of course, he's like family that I haven't talked to
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  in a while. What about him?
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  I work with him at SDN. He recommended you, mentioned
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  that he worked with your father. Yeah, he was the youngest member
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  of the Brave Brigade, so he was kind of my babysitter for a
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  while. How's he doing?
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  He's doing great. He's he's why I'm here.
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  Robert, I would like to make you an offer in exchange for
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  dispatching and mentoring some of our rookie heroes.
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  SDN can make you Mecca Man again, but this time with all
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  the resources that accompany as big as ours has at their
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  disposal. No more paying out of pocket for
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  repairs, support staff, the whole shebang.
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  My suit was totally destroyed. I saw the report, studied the
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  footage. It's not totally destroyed, just
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  mostly it's a big investment. It'll take considerable time and
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  money to get the suit repaired and the missing pieces replaced.
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  Plenty of time to learn how to dispatch and level up some of
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  the heroes on our roster. Your experience, your work
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  ethic, your perspective, it's all invaluable.
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  Share it Robert, you have a lot left to give.
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  And what if I say no? Then I'll hate you forever and
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  they'll push you off this billboard.
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  Wow. Yeah.
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  And no one suspect a thing. Nope, not a one.
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  Wait, so you want me dispatching?
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  What's that even mean? Oh right, I was supposed to test
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  you at the bar here. The drunk people shouldn't be
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  throwing things at drunk people. Noted.
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  Am I waiting or are you waiting? What's going?
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  On. It was supposed to open up when
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  I threw it to you. OK, there, pop it on.
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  This is part of the assessment. And don't move too much in
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  there. You're sitting on the edge of
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  the Billboard. Greetings and welcome to this
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  training simulation. We may be superheroes, but we're
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  nothing without SDN's real hero, the dispatcher.
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  So, dispatcher, where do we start?
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  Well, well, it appears we've got our first call from a
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  subscriber. I saw some scary suspicious men
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  last night leaving the old movie theater.
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  You'll receive requirements to help you determine which heroes
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  to send. Such an array of brave heroes to
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  choose from. How could you possibly pick just
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  one? This graph will show you what a
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  hero does well and not so well. A hero with a knack for vigor
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  and combat looks right for the job.
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  That sounds like me. Now that at least one hero is
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  being dispatched, it's time to get to work.
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  A wise choice. I will now return to SDN.
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  When a hero returns to SDN, they'll need some much needed
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  R&R. That stands for Rest and
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  Relaxation. Don't forget to review your
• 36:36
  hero's performance. They won't be sent out again
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  until you do. On SDN state-of-the-art graph,
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  we can see an analysis of what skills the call required.
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  Let's see how well I did after responding to that caller's,
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  well, call. There's no such thing as a
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  perfect fit. Use your intellect and your
• 37:05
  roster to your advantage. The more that my skills align
• 37:10
  with the needs of the job, the more likely I am to succeed.
• 37:24
  Organized criminals, often led by figurehead super villains,
• 37:28
  are the scourge of Southern California.
• 37:30
  We work tirelessly to root them out.
• 37:40
  We've got a. Potential villain hideout on the
• 37:42
  college campus. Sometimes the solution is
• 37:45
  brains, not brown. SDN's diverse array of heroes
• 37:48
  can solve any problem. Gladly.
• 38:15
  If these streets can talk. What can I say?
• 38:44
  A lot, actually. Let me balance the.
• 39:05
  Skills. One of your heroes needs you as
• 39:14
  their leader. Your heroes will look to you,
• 39:17
  make choices, and follow where they lead.
• 39:34
  These choices need the right skill.
• 39:37
  Remember each of your hero's strengths and weaknesses.
• 39:50
  Convoy of Diablo's goons are harrying the Highway Patrol.
• 39:54
  As if traffic in this city was not bad enough.
• 39:57
  Speaking of traffic and going places, does SDN offer paid time
• 40:03
  off to take vacations? Of course, PTO accrues at a
• 40:07
  regular rate over time. Use it however you like, as long
• 40:11
  as you discuss your schedule with your manager well in
• 40:13
  advance. What?
• 40:14
  The fuck is a PTO? Justice will prevail.
• 40:22
  A sound approach. There's a giant monster
• 40:25
  attacking downtown, same as SDN. The smart choice.
• 40:53
  I need help getting to my doctor's appointment.
• 40:59
  No sooner said than done. Oh God no.
• 41:06
  Help us. We're being held hostage.
• 41:08
  Send help please. You can find suggestions on how
• 41:11
  to handle hostage situations on page 234 of SDN's Guide to
• 41:16
  Dispatch it. Flattery will get you
• 41:18
  everywhere. SDN values work life balance.
• 41:23
  When the bell rings, your shift will end very soon.
• 41:31
  Folks call me justice. Sometimes a hero can use their
• 41:39
  talents to tip the scales. They are superheroes after all.
• 41:51
  El Diablo's threat has been eliminated.
• 41:55
  The children are safe and sound. El Diablo's goons are running
• 42:04
  scared. We're right on the heels of his
• 42:05
  sidekick El Diablito. Exactly right.
• 42:35
  SDN solves all problems, big and small.
• 42:39
  We never ignore the people of the city, particularly the
• 42:42
  elderly. Speaking of retirement, quick
• 42:44
  question phenomena man. Does SDN offer four O 1K
• 42:48
  matching? Yes, but there are limitations.
• 42:51
  Your HR representative will have all the details.
• 43:09
  Our shift is done, now it is time for lunch.
• 43:12
  You couldn't have done it without you dispatcher.
• 43:14
  Too true. I'm going to enhance my break
• 43:17
  time with some of the snack offerings in our break room
• 43:20
  vending machines. Great idea.
• 43:23
  Thank you again, dispatcher. I hope to be seeing a lot more
• 43:26
  of you. Goodbye for now, and don't
• 43:29
  forget to be phenomenal. Did he just say phenomenal?
• 43:34
  Well, looks like I'm great at this.
• 43:36
  So that's going to be bad for your negotiating position.
• 43:39
  I expect a lengthy. Did I drool on you?
• 43:49
  I don't think so. Well, you see why we thought of,
• 43:52
  well, why Trackstar thought of you it.
• 43:54
  Makes sense, yeah. Meet me at the SDN offices
• 44:03
  tomorrow. I'm not done saving you yet.
• 44:16
  Is there a ladder or? Sorry I'm late the.
• 44:49
  Folks at Esteem are the best in the business.
• 44:54
  I met a nice lady, she wants to help us out.
• 46:20
  Dang it, I'm. Going to be late.
• 46:21
  For band. Practice.
• 46:23
  Unexpected things happen every day.
• 46:26
  The. Normal man.
• 46:27
  Can SDN help me out with this? It's blocking the driveway.
• 46:32
  You can count on SDN to help lift the burdens life throws at
• 46:37
  us. Let SDN be your rock so you can
• 46:41
  fly. SDN is not an.
• 46:43
  Insurance company and is going proper damages to property,
• 46:48
  persons or. Animals.
• 46:50
  She's definitely not making it to band practice.
• 46:53
  Yeah, wait, what's that? No, just the the commercial.
• 47:00
  It was weird. Weird.
• 47:03
  Yeah, right. Put mom into my man.
• 47:06
  He's he's like a rock star. It's a I'm joking because of the
• 47:13
  rock'n'roll. Cool, cool commercial.
• 47:17
  I'm a fan. You might say.
• 47:19
  You could say that. He seems cool, phenomenal even,
• 47:25
  and quite the salesman. Oh yeah, I mean he could sell
• 47:28
  snowballs to an esque. Is it not not cool to say
• 47:32
  snowman. He could sell snowballs to a
• 47:35
  snow person. Anyone made of snow any colour.
• 47:40
  Snow doesn't have to be white. Oh God, Yep.
• 47:49
  That's not right. That is not right.
• 47:51
  That is the yeah. That's just yeah.
• 47:54
  OK, let me help you. Oh no, no, not necessary, I'm
• 47:57
  sure. I it's so you nervous big job
• 48:02
  interview. No, I mean, yes, but yes, it's
• 48:04
  more. My powers make everything wet.
• 48:08
  Moist waterboy is how they call me.
• 48:11
  But yes, I am. Yeah, I am.
• 48:32
  Oh, OK. Oh, now that you, your face is
• 48:36
  next to a side of my face. I see that I know you love you.
• 48:40
  You're Mecca, man. You're dead, I thought.
• 48:45
  Just on the inside. You look small or different in
• 48:49
  person. Never me your hero's kid.
• 48:52
  Wasn't sure you'd show up. Wow.
• 48:55
  Blazer. Sorry but I I need him for
• 48:59
  something. Follow me.
• 49:14
  Take your clothes off. What's happening right now?
• 49:17
  We. Don't want too many people
• 49:18
  knowing you're Mecca, man. A lot of our dispatchers are
• 49:21
  former heroes, but it's better if you keep your identity a
• 49:24
  secret. We've had incidents in the past
• 49:27
  here. I remembered you being bigger.
• 49:33
  I was a little drunk. Listen, it's going to be great.
• 49:37
  I've never felt silly wearing this.
• 49:41
  Until now. Yeah, I was trying to employ
• 49:45
  that with the silence. It worked.
• 49:47
  Get dressed. I have somebody I need you to
• 49:49
  meet. Oh, sorry.
• 49:53
  Should I turn around or what do you should I close my eyes?
• 49:57
  Maybe if that makes you more comfortable.
• 50:02
  Well, this might be the fastest HR violation of a new employee
• 50:05
  in history. Yeah, I'll actually, yeah, I'm
• 50:07
  just going to there. It doesn't look like it, but I
• 50:15
  am flexing every muscle in my body right now.
• 50:19
  Really. OK, well, you didn't have to say
• 50:21
  it like that. I I want to say again, I'm sorry
• 50:25
  about last night. I regret the way I conducted
• 50:28
  myself. It was a mistake, a complicated
• 50:32
  mistake. I can go into the details of
• 50:36
  those complications with you later.
• 50:39
  Didn't it feel like a mistake? At least not to me.
• 50:43
  Well, that makes one of us. It was a nice night, nothing
• 50:48
  more than that. Yeah, I'd like to keep things
• 50:50
  professional. Right, that's why you brought me
• 50:52
  to this conference room to strip down in front of you pro fetch.
• 50:58
  Are you serious? Locks a conference room.
• 51:10
  So you're too fuck or what? No professional lines were
• 51:16
  crossed. Right, so just like grinding
• 51:18
  clothes on stuff. I see.
• 51:20
  Knock it off. I just got a little tipsy at our
• 51:23
  meeting. A meeting?
• 51:25
  Is that what it was? Robert, this is invisible.
• 51:28
  She is part of the Phoenix program.
• 51:31
  We take former super villains such as herself and rehabilitate
• 51:34
  them to reenter society to use their powers for our post.
• 51:37
  My earrings. Well, it looks better on me.
• 51:40
  And visical. This is Robert.
• 51:42
  He'll be your team's dispatcher. Watched up.
• 51:44
  Dad bought superhero with no superpowers.
• 51:47
  Can't wait. His identity, all of this,
• 51:49
  that's staying between us. He's still mecha man.
• 51:53
  But that can't get out. And if it does, I'll know who it
• 51:57
  came from. You think I want to tell people
• 51:59
  our dispatcher's a fucking loser?
• 52:02
  Look, I'm here to help. It's what I do.
• 52:05
  You have a chance to turn things around, bring some good into the
• 52:08
  world, and I'll support you in whatever way possible.
• 52:11
  So that may be just maybe by the end of all of this, helping
• 52:17
  people is what you do. To well, I'm wet.
• 52:24
  I see why you like him. Look at that trip.
• 52:27
  What does that look? Best Buy Fight Club.
• 52:31
  Fucking hot. We have a weekly ranking list
• 52:38
  for all the heroes in the company.
• 52:40
  And she's at the bottom. She called herself Invisibitch
• 52:43
  when she was a villain. We're trying to re brand her.
• 52:46
  Yeah, I thought Invisigal felt kind of corny for her.
• 52:49
  Oh yeah, the name was my idea. Just get your shirt on dad bod.
• 53:06
  This is SDN how? Can we help?
• 53:08
  You We're not the highest profile branch in the network,
• 53:10
  but we've got what makes the real difference.
• 53:12
  Great people. Some of them aren't even people,
• 53:15
  and they're still great. One of the three copiers on this
• 53:20
  floor. Fax Scan does literally
• 53:22
  everything. Documentation.
• 53:24
  One of the 3DS at SDN. There tends to be a healthy
• 53:27
  amount of work. I used to call it triple DS, but
• 53:30
  I was informed that had a different connotation. 3DS.
• 53:35
  Dispatching documentation. Diversity is the third.
• 53:40
  Not in terms of priority, of course.
• 53:42
  Yep, we're all about diversity. Lana works in the mailroom from
• 53:46
  a different Galaxy all together. And then there's Galen, way back
• 53:50
  there, born with superhero he's from.
• 53:54
  Florida. Florida, of course.
• 53:57
  Florida man over there. Hey, easy on the bath salts.
• 54:00
  That. Was one guy.
• 54:02
  Hey, Speaking of, where is the? Oh need a bio break?
• 54:07
  Excuse me? Restroom.
• 54:08
  I mean, it's right over there. Sorry.
• 54:11
  At work I tend to get a little. Corny.
• 54:14
  Corporate Dick, meet me in the records room when you're done.
• 54:18
  If you get lost, look for the door that says Records Room.
• 54:38
  Oh, brah, I almost went in my pants.
• 54:42
  Hey, you disrobed what people talking about?
• 54:44
  What's up, Braha? My auntie named me Roy, but
• 54:47
  people call me Roy. All right.
• 54:52
  Good to meet you, brah. Likewise so roid like like
• 55:00
  steroid. Hell no, brother, no, no, no, no
• 55:04
  cars. But listen, listen, get you
• 55:06
  other guys here they go, brother named Roy.
• 55:08
  So I think it's like, you know, we go scrap, we go ground.
• 55:10
  I bust you up and then leave. You know, you got Roy.
• 55:12
  You know what I'm saying, bro? That's that's what I that's what
• 55:15
  I think. Hey, you think that's why they
• 55:22
  call me Roy like I'm on steroids, but they think I'm
• 55:26
  some kind of a juice head. They think I'm not natty, bro.
• 55:31
  They think Roy, not natty. Look, it's not my business, but
• 55:34
  I don't think it's a coincidence, sorry.
• 55:39
  I have AI don't care that's. Yeah, Nokia is probably best.
• 55:46
  Nice meeting you, Roy, even if it was while we were both
• 55:49
  holding our Dicks. You one funny bugger, Mecca man.
• 56:00
  OK, so I was worried about your unwashed hand, but now I'm
• 56:02
  worried that everyone here knows who I am.
• 56:05
  Nah brother, it's Kapu need to know bases and Roy need to know
• 56:09
  I don't want to come pick up the soup or fix them for the SDN.
• 56:11
  Cool, you're going to wash before you do that.
• 56:14
  Nah bro I never touched hot then just touch my pants and
• 56:17
  underwear only even for shake. I just do like this.
• 56:25
  Can you show me again? I don't think I got it.
• 56:34
  Holy shit who's this freckle face fuck how are you?
• 56:38
  That's an aggressive way to greet someone.
• 56:41
  Look at this skinny latte. Prick your bones, kid.
• 56:45
  You here to whip these assholes? In the shape of what?
• 56:47
  That's the idea. I'm sorry, do I know you?
• 56:53
  Why you all tense? What?
• 56:55
  It's a hug, not a hand job. Lighten up.
• 56:57
  Be that as it may, I'm still confused.
• 57:00
  Oh right, because I'm old as shit.
• 57:02
  How about this this jog your memory?
• 57:05
  Track star, holy shit. Yeah, you fucker.
• 57:09
  Why are you accepting hugs from old men you don't know?
• 57:12
  Oh, and hey, they call me Chase around here, so keep it, yeah.
• 57:16
  Sure, Right. Yeah, Chase.
• 57:17
  It's been what, 10-15 years? Has it really been that long?
• 57:21
  Yeah, I reached out to this little piss Ant when his dad
• 57:23
  passed. Then he got the duck to me like
• 57:25
  he owed me money. I was in a weird place.
• 57:28
  I understand kid, It was tough on all of us, so I can't imagine
• 57:31
  what you went through. Yeah, So what's up?
• 57:35
  You need to tell me why you look like black Einstein.
• 57:39
  Sorry. I never noticed.
• 57:42
  Fucker, it's the powers. I can move 50 times faster than
• 57:46
  the average person, but I didn't realize until it was too late
• 57:49
  and I was aging 50 times faster when I used my powers.
• 57:54
  Nowadays I'm moving slower than frozen piss.
• 57:56
  Keep the old ticket from popping on me.
• 57:59
  That's a pretty cruel fate, Chase.
• 58:02
  What kind of awful shit did you do to deserve?
• 58:04
  That right, this is some more criminal level punishment.
• 58:07
  No I was just out trying to help people like a fucking chump.
• 58:10
  This is why I know karma is bullshit.
• 58:12
  So I guess this means you're the one person I can't complain to
• 58:16
  about losing my. Suit you better not I would
• 58:18
  resurrect and re kill your fucking father in front of you
• 58:21
  if admit being able to use my powers again.
• 58:24
  Jesus Chase. What?
• 58:26
  Obviously, I'd let Robert have one last I love you before I
• 58:29
  before I I I extinguish the light from his eyes.
• 58:33
  Was he always like this? Yes, actually.
• 58:37
  We joke, we laugh, we suppress our trauma.
• 58:39
  All right, enough of this feeling.
• 58:40
  Shit, let's introduce you to your team of losers.
• 58:50
  Now. If I'm being honest, I thought
• 58:51
  and still think we should have canned these tunas months ago.
• 58:54
  And you might get your wish. If we don't see improvements
• 58:57
  soon, the whole program will be scrapped.
• 58:59
  Cool, no pressure. Sonar Here was a Harvard
• 59:04
  graduate who. Who will not shut the fuck up
• 59:06
  about being a Harvard graduate like all Harvard graduates?
• 59:08
  Who also orchestrated some of the most effective Silicon
• 59:11
  Valley investment frauds in U.S. history also.
• 59:14
  Also sometimes he transforms into a fucking bat monster that
• 59:17
  would eat you ass first after he emptied your pension plan.
• 59:22
  Flambe. He controls the fire and the
• 59:24
  flame, and his skin does not burn.
• 59:26
  Right. You met him, Didn't you ever run
• 59:28
  in with him years back? I did.
• 59:30
  Yeah, so you know, he's a certifiable dickhead.
• 59:34
  Invisigel, who you met, turned herself in a few months ago and
• 59:38
  entered the program on the condition we didn't ask
• 59:41
  questions. That's a little suspicious now.
• 59:43
  Suspicious, really, of a criminal that turns invisible
• 59:46
  and doesn't like to answer questions?
• 59:47
  What tipped you off, Sherlock? Here we have coupe, which I
• 59:53
  recently learned is a French ballet term that means two cups,
• 59:56
  hence the knives. That's very.
• 59:57
  Clever, yeah, but it sounds dumb to say so.
• 59:59
  Everybody calls her Coop. She was an assassin for the mob,
• 1:00:02
  then went independent punch up. Carnival strongman who made a
• 1:00:07
  deal with a sorceress. She gave him the strength of 10
• 1:00:10
  men. His muscles grew, but his body
• 1:00:12
  shrunk. He's got all the charming brains
• 1:00:14
  of a greasy bowling ball. Malevola.
• 1:00:18
  Terrifying. She's got a magic sword and she
• 1:00:21
  creates portals that allow her to teleport.
• 1:00:23
  Somehow she's still late for every fucking meeting.
• 1:00:25
  Yeah, I I'm pretty sure she does it on purpose.
• 1:00:30
  That's Golem. He is a construct.
• 1:00:32
  A construct. Yeah, a bunch of dirt and mud
• 1:00:35
  made sentient with magic. I think he's lonely.
• 1:00:40
  Prison Michigan, born and raised.
• 1:00:42
  The power is weird. She weaponizes light rays or
• 1:00:45
  some shit. A lot of this stuff is a guess.
• 1:00:47
  Why is she dressed like a pop star?
• 1:00:49
  She's actually super talented. Wait, so the Z team, my team,
• 1:00:58
  their Phoenix program? That is correct.
• 1:01:00
  Your own motley crew of dangerous fuck ups.
• 1:01:03
  We're not looking for miracles, but we'd love one if we could
• 1:01:06
  get it. Can you show him his desk?
• 1:01:08
  Sure. What's that arm squeeze about?
• 1:01:15
  You want 1 here. Fuck off, this is you.
• 1:01:23
  Pretty sparse, but feel free to decorate.
• 1:01:34
  This computer's older than you. Look.
• 1:01:40
  Wait, so we're doing this? I haven't even met the team yet.
• 1:01:43
  We did slideshow. First of all, that wasn't a
• 1:01:45
  slideshow. Look, we like to start slow.
• 1:01:49
  Most people don't make it past the first dispatch and this is
• 1:01:51
  better for everybody's safety. What do you mean safety?
• 1:01:54
  You'll be fine. And this here is our little
• 1:01:57
  slice of the Southland. Whenever there's a crisis in the
• 1:02:00
  area, we get a call and guess who answers me exactly?
• 1:02:04
  Now put your headset on and introduce yourself to these
• 1:02:06
  pricks. Hey team, this is your
• 1:02:12
  dispatcher, Robert Robertson. I'm starting my first shift.
• 1:02:18
  Oh my God, tell me that you. Got to be the sugar on your
• 1:02:24
  first day. Come on.
• 1:02:26
  Can we clear the channel please? There's a lot of overlapping on
• 1:02:29
  this. I saw him in his underwear.
• 1:02:34
  Roberto, Roberto, son, he's back in mind.
• 1:02:40
  But he's got a lot of bruises, which I meant.
• 1:02:43
  To again please clear the channel.
• 1:02:45
  Get at. Your.
• 1:02:46
  E-mail. Shut the fuck up.
• 1:02:49
  Let me remind you, these calls are fucking recorded for
• 1:02:52
  training fucking purposes, so keep the fucking line clear
• 1:02:55
  before we send your stupid fucking asses back to whatever
• 1:02:57
  fucking cell we pulled your stupid fucking asses out of, all
• 1:03:00
  right? My son's balloon is stuck in a
• 1:03:07
  tree. Can you send someone?
• 1:03:23
  Fine, fetching a child's lost balloon is not the best
• 1:03:26
  application of my talents. OK, then tell me what is?
• 1:03:31
  Off the books assassinations. I will take that under
• 1:03:34
  consideration. Going now.
• 1:03:55
  I'll take Wednesday. Tuesday.
• 1:03:59
  Dibs on Monday. What are you guys talking about?
• 1:04:00
  We're. Taking bets on when you'll quit.
• 1:04:04
  Friday. Today's Friday.
• 1:04:06
  I know. Am I losing my touch?
• 1:04:16
  Oh. My God I'm like the dance breaks
• 1:04:22
  shit everywhere. Let's see if I can do this.
• 1:04:56
  Still got it. What's this guy even famous for?
• 1:05:22
  Seem like a loser to me. Laugh all you want.
• 1:05:25
  Someday my subconscious will live on in a chip in your
• 1:05:29
  subconscious will be dead Gringe.
• 1:05:53
  Point for the road, anyone? Boat robbery in progress at the
• 1:05:58
  Yacht Club. On it.
• 1:06:08
  I'm already going this way. Yeah, trust me, I can handle
• 1:06:12
  this a lot faster on my own. So what was your read on this
• 1:06:20
  Mecca man guy? Washed up drinking alone.
• 1:06:24
  A robot guy without his robot, I guess.
• 1:06:27
  So just a guy. Hear that flambe?
• 1:06:30
  You got your ass kicked by just a guy.
• 1:06:33
  All of you. Shut the fuck up.
• 1:06:54
  I think I'm going to use my head.
• 1:07:09
  One day you're off route pretty good for our first day.
• 1:07:31
  Fire at a local park has gotten out of control.
• 1:07:34
  Did you start that fire? The fire that's burning two
• 1:07:38
  blocks from where you're standing?
• 1:07:41
  You didn't start that. Yeah, I know.
• 1:07:42
  I mean, I don't know what you're talking about.
• 1:07:44
  I'm upgrade, so how could I know?
• 1:07:47
  Flambe, stop fucking around. I've got enough problems without
• 1:07:51
  you making new ones. Whatever, man.
• 1:08:03
  Me right, Yes. I feel like you had so much
• 1:08:11
  potential and you're being wasted as a cog in a corporate
• 1:08:14
  machine. I don't.
• 1:08:27
  Fucker said I was pregnant. Hell no.
• 1:09:32
  Piece of cake. All sensors are backup team.
• 1:09:35
  OK, what's going on, Sonar? Oh that yeah, he kind of
• 1:09:41
  randomly turns into a monster sometimes.
• 1:09:43
  Randomly. We are working on controlling
• 1:09:47
  it. We've encountered these thieves
• 1:10:16
  before. Need to get some steps in
• 1:10:32
  anyway. The vibes were off on that one.
• 1:10:51
  I can do better. Sometimes a wins a win.
• 1:11:06
  Hey a hero ranked up, good job. Go check that hero database.
• 1:11:12
  Now navigate to the new upgrade tab.
• 1:11:16
  Every rank up earns skill points.
• 1:11:18
  Use them for increasing stats. Use the plus icon next to a stat
• 1:11:23
  to spend a skill point. Once you confirm, you can't go
• 1:11:26
  back. Hey, Bobby here.
• 1:12:07
  William Vanderstick needs a security detail.
• 1:12:10
  It's cool if I go been wanting to pitch him some stuff I've
• 1:12:12
  been working on. Yeah, pretty sure that's exactly
• 1:12:14
  what he's trying to avoid. We're going to need you to
• 1:12:31
  protect Mr. Vander Stink from the Vander Stinker Fan Club.
• 1:12:57
  A kid just robbed me that little shit I wanted behind bars.
• 1:13:10
  I remember my first pickpocket, good times, didn't get caught.
• 1:13:29
  Graceful but deadly. How much stabbing is too much
• 1:13:52
  stabbing? How long was the last dispatcher
• 1:13:57
  here? 2 days?
• 1:13:59
  New record. How the fuck did that happen?
• 1:14:01
  I set this. Car on fire?
• 1:14:03
  Yeah, very flammable. 2 years old.
• 1:14:21
  I'm going to be insufferable about this all.
• 1:14:31
  Right, take down the thieves, not the art.
• 1:14:33
  I cannot make any promises. Oh, I'm a stay winning.
• 1:15:48
  Grannies, I got this hold. On Aren't You Banned?
• 1:15:52
  Yeah, and I got to get unbanned. I got this one.
• 1:15:58
  Seriously, don't worry about it. I I'll be so fine.
• 1:16:02
  I promise. Can I get ice down here please?
• 1:16:07
  What does that mean? She asked before tapping.
• 1:16:09
  We got access to security cams of SDN subscribers all over our
• 1:16:12
  territory. Wow, really?
• 1:16:14
  Is that legal? Don't ask questions, just always
• 1:16:17
  make sure to read the fine print.
• 1:16:26
  I didn't do this right. I feel like you've said that a
• 1:16:28
  lot in your life. What happened this?
• 1:16:31
  Is how I found the place. The old guy, who I assume is
• 1:16:35
  granny, was laying here when I walked in.
• 1:16:36
  Hey, what's your favorite donut? Well can you just focus what you
• 1:16:40
  got ADHD or something? Yes.
• 1:16:42
  Fucker, is it that obvious? Yes, fucker, it is.
• 1:16:45
  Well then answer the question. I want to sit here and fixate on
• 1:16:49
  it when we're supposed to be doing whatever superheroes shit.
• 1:16:53
  Those long ones with the cream inside?
• 1:16:56
  Oh. You like a Dick doughnut?
• 1:16:58
  No, they're called you. Have big long cream filled Dick
• 1:17:01
  doughnuts. I got it dude.
• 1:17:02
  You lick your Dick, doughnuts up in your throat, in your ass,
• 1:17:05
  both. Yep, you got me.
• 1:17:07
  I love gobbling on hot, sloppy doughnuts.
• 1:17:09
  Love them from my mouth to my butt.
• 1:17:14
  How's it going? First day?
• 1:17:16
  Thanks for asking me that so you could get all your funny, funny
• 1:17:19
  jokes out. Now can we maybe address the
• 1:17:22
  body in the room? What are you doing?
• 1:17:26
  You're going to poke it with a stick?
• 1:17:28
  Check his pulse. Granny's alive, thank Christ.
• 1:17:32
  I don't want to have to lift this guy.
• 1:17:34
  So can I go now? A.
• 1:17:37
  Wellness check. It's AB and E Let's figure out
• 1:17:39
  the purpose. Still there.
• 1:17:40
  B. And E OK Lieutenant.
• 1:17:44
  Fuck, I can't think of a character from a cop show.
• 1:17:45
  Cool. Well, why don't you stay put and
• 1:17:48
  work on that while I get another camera up online?
• 1:17:51
  She's my least favorite, worse than a lot.
• 1:17:54
  That surprises me. You guys got similar energy.
• 1:17:56
  How do I switch cameras? Just click the side here and you
• 1:17:58
  can cycle all the cameras in the building.
• 1:18:00
  So we're getting tech advice from an old person.
• 1:18:02
  Bro I'm not even 40 yet. Weird hearing bro from an old
• 1:18:06
  person. Dan, Lieutenant Dan, is that, is
• 1:18:09
  that a thing? Yes, I am the legless Vietnam
• 1:18:12
  vet from Forrest Gump. Sick burn.
• 1:18:19
  Am I doing something wrong? Pushing that button just says
• 1:18:21
  access denied. Damn it, sometimes people add
• 1:18:24
  extra security they don't understand.
• 1:18:25
  It just makes it harder for us to do our job, hey.
• 1:18:28
  We're taking so long, are you? Sleeping or something?
• 1:18:30
  Or are you just bad at your job? Why does a donut shop even need
• 1:18:57
  extra security? Hello.
• 1:19:14
  This node represents a code to use later.
• 1:19:16
  Remember it? All right, what do we got here,
• 1:19:30
  Herp? Danny, who are you, Lieutenant
• 1:19:33
  Dan? Hey, shut up for a SEC.
• 1:19:35
  You're not alone. He's coming your way, aren't
• 1:19:43
  you? Need to disappear.
• 1:19:44
  Why? Are you whispering, you idiot?
• 1:19:46
  You're in my ear. God damn it.
• 1:20:03
  This bitch is a. Gusher.
• 1:20:07
  Be careful. I got this, Lieutenant Dan.
• 1:20:10
  Nevermind. Got any more great advice?
• 1:20:31
  Shit this bitch, there's a go.
• 1:20:51
  Just hold them off while you find a way to help.
• 1:20:57
  I could use the overhead sprinklers to short out his
• 1:20:59
  blaster. Come on, come on, come on.
• 1:21:08
  Got him. Fuck.
• 1:22:20
  Granny, I don't. Think you know how to use that
• 1:22:22
  thing? So why don't you?
• 1:22:23
  Fuck, fuck. I'm one of the good guys.
• 1:22:26
  You Yeah right, Don't fuck with me, OK Nobody fucks granny,
• 1:22:31
  nobody fucks with granny if. Anything else they call.
• 1:22:36
  Take fucking advice into the damn.
• 1:22:42
  Granny doesn't even know how to shoot that thing.
• 1:22:44
  Take out the thief first. He's the only one with this
• 1:22:46
  finger on a trigger. I'm done listening to you.
• 1:22:51
  That thing's going to. Blow that man's.
• 1:22:52
  Arm on. No in visit out.
• 1:22:57
  That's a direct order. Oh fuck.
• 1:23:08
  Fuck Invisiga. You there?
• 1:23:11
  Come in Invisiga. Fuck this.
• 1:23:14
  Guy's heavy. Granny's clearly a.
• 1:23:17
  Fan of his own work. Oh.
• 1:23:20
  I really wasn't expecting to see that.
• 1:23:22
  He's kind of caked up. So where's the purple
• 1:23:24
  Lieutenant? I think he must have had
• 1:23:28
  something else to do because he left, I mean.
• 1:23:31
  This is why you have insurance, right?
• 1:23:35
  Jesus Christ, you got to be fucking kidding me, it feels.
• 1:23:38
  Like a wind to me. That was pretty good for first
• 1:23:44
  day. Sometimes people you know get
• 1:23:47
  electrical burns. She disobeyed a direct order.
• 1:23:50
  Well, that's the problem, and this isn't the Army, and these
• 1:23:53
  ain't soldiers, They're fucking super villains.
• 1:23:59
  Look, why don't you take a breather?
• 1:24:00
  We can debrief with Blazer in a bit here.
• 1:24:04
  Vending machines in the break room.
• 1:24:06
  You look like you could use a snack.
• 1:24:07
  Are you sure you're not actually 80 years old?
• 1:25:22
  What kind of superhero flinches? I didn't say which superhero.
• 1:25:29
  Chill out. If you had people trying to kill
• 1:25:33
  you for the last 15 years, you'd be jumpy too.
• 1:25:36
  What makes you think my life has been any different?
• 1:25:39
  You think growing up surrounded by a bunch of shit bag villains
• 1:25:41
  I didn't need to watch my back? Yeah, well, I guess you should
• 1:25:45
  do a better job picking your friends.
• 1:25:47
  What the fuck? You can't just go around.
• 1:25:49
  Why is he keep screaming? His name's Sonar.
• 1:25:52
  Yeah, I know what sonar means. What's up?
• 1:25:55
  Then why are you asking why he keeps screaming?
• 1:25:57
  She was just explaining you were you know what, never mind.
• 1:26:00
  Good shift. This guy is weird.
• 1:26:03
  Yeah, he is. Look, I actually just came by to
• 1:26:05
  celebrate the mission going well.
• 1:26:07
  Didn't mean to interrupt your little snack.
• 1:26:10
  What do you need to preach? You like a little baby bird,
• 1:26:12
  bitch? You seriously think that went
• 1:26:14
  well? No, I think it went great.
• 1:26:16
  You trashed the place, the suspect got away, you got the
• 1:26:19
  client hurt. You'd think when that guy signed
• 1:26:21
  up for SD and they hit result in the back of his ball sack
• 1:26:23
  getting squirts 'cause they don't mention that in the
• 1:26:25
  commercials. First of all, the place was
• 1:26:26
  trashed when I got there. Second, I'm sure granny would
• 1:26:29
  take some crispy nuts over losing his arm.
• 1:26:32
  As far as the bad guy, fuck, shit happens.
• 1:26:34
  The fact of the matter is that shit didn't need to happen.
• 1:26:37
  We could have had an outcome where the client doesn't get
• 1:26:39
  fried and we get the perp. If you had just fucking listened
• 1:26:41
  to me. You ask for help then I can what
• 1:26:45
  now? I make the calls, not you.
• 1:26:51
  Here's some advice. You're right at home behind that
• 1:26:54
  desk because you're no hero. You are a nerd playing a video
• 1:26:57
  game in a suit. Your daddy joke.
• 1:27:00
  Now you're a. Twitchy little bitch.
• 1:27:01
  Turtle without a shell. A real hero.
• 1:27:03
  Puts their. Ass.
• 1:27:04
  On the line. A real hero can't just press a
• 1:27:06
  button to make their problems disappear.
• 1:27:09
  The. Fact of the matter is, you need
• 1:27:10
  me way more than I need you. Based on what I saw today, you
• 1:27:14
  wouldn't last. Today as mental man.
• 1:27:17
  Because there isn't a men suit in the universe that'll keep you
• 1:27:19
  from being a selfish fucking asshole.
• 1:27:34
  Feel bad? Good, fuck you.
• 1:27:45
  You going to eat those twinks? That's not what they're you know
• 1:27:48
  what? Help yourself.
• 1:27:55
  What happened to your nose? Here we go.
• 1:27:59
  You have a tissue hanging from your nose, Robert.
• 1:28:02
  I was trying to ignore it, but that became impossible when it
• 1:28:05
  started soaking in blood. I don't know, I just sort of
• 1:28:10
  bumped my head I guess. Right when I think of someone
• 1:28:14
  bumping their head, it's the back of their head.
• 1:28:16
  Your nose, Your bloody nose is the same place as your eyes,
• 1:28:21
  which is on your face. Right, yeah, I guess I bumped my
• 1:28:23
  face then. We're here to assess Robert's
• 1:28:26
  first shift, and aside from whatever happened here, I
• 1:28:30
  thought it was pretty good. What told you, Robbie?
• 1:28:32
  I was watching on the monitor the work you did dispatching.
• 1:28:36
  I don't think the Z team has ever had a better shift than
• 1:28:38
  that. We just might need to confront
• 1:28:40
  the fact that it might be the best they can do, especially the
• 1:28:42
  way the granny thing went. Yeah, now the granny situation,
• 1:28:46
  that wasn't ideal, but I've seen so much worse with Invisigel.
• 1:28:50
  Let's be real, she ain't going to make it.
• 1:28:52
  She's difficult to work with, sure, but I see a lot of promise
• 1:28:56
  in her. Really, even the other Z teamers
• 1:28:59
  respect her. They're afraid of her.
• 1:29:01
  I should have done better. Maybe a couple wires got crossed
• 1:29:04
  toward the end there and I could have been a little more clear
• 1:29:07
  with her. You crossed 0 wires.
• 1:29:09
  OK, she crossed them for you. Look Robert, you should be
• 1:29:12
  proud. The bar is very low with this
• 1:29:15
  group. Well.
• 1:29:16
  It's not low for me. Look, I like to make a joke and
• 1:29:20
  keep things light as much as the next person, but when it comes
• 1:29:23
  to work, I'm not fucking around here.
• 1:29:25
  If you want the Phoenix program to survive, the bar needs to go
• 1:29:28
  up. And how would we do that?
• 1:29:30
  By treating the Z team like what they are, a bunch of villains
• 1:29:34
  and leading a super villain team takes a different approach than
• 1:29:36
  a superhero team. I need to be around them, I need
• 1:29:40
  them to see I'm all in and they need to match that energy.
• 1:29:44
  Some tough love. The only kind I know, and based
• 1:29:47
  on what I've seen, the only version they'll respond to.
• 1:29:50
  I'm not saying everyone will make it, they won't.
• 1:29:53
  I'm not saying it won't get spicy, it will.
• 1:29:56
  But when it does, I also need you to trust me to handle it.
• 1:29:59
  I don't want you stepping in. They need to respect me even if
• 1:30:02
  I don't have powers. OK, we'll do it your way.
• 1:30:10
  Monday, we'll get them in a room and introduce them to their new
• 1:30:13
  supervillain leader. I can't promise it'll work.
• 1:30:17
  I can only promise that I'll do my best.
• 1:30:20
  No fucking way is going to work, but it'll be way more fun to
• 1:30:22
  watch. Chase some optimism, please.
• 1:30:25
  God damn it, yeah, I also promise to do my best.
• 1:30:32
  Hey kid, what are you doing? Yeah.
• 1:30:35
  No, no, no, no, I didn't did this.
• 1:30:38
  It's it's weird because yeah, saw this lady smiling lady
• 1:30:42
  person put a doughnut on your desk earlier previously and it
• 1:30:46
  was nice nicely on an apple and she.
• 1:30:49
  She comes back and she just. Crazy like.
• 1:30:52
  Evil. Moded Smash the same.
• 1:30:55
  Doughnut. What a mess.
• 1:30:58
  I'll. We'll.
• 1:30:59
  Clean it. What?
• 1:31:00
  No. No.
• 1:31:00
  No, no, yes, See on SDN's newest he, he.
• 1:31:07
  He. Helpful Janitor.
• 1:31:09
  Uncle Janitor. OK.
• 1:31:13
  Cool. So it's my pleases pleasure and
• 1:31:16
  it's my job which you help me get.
• 1:31:20
  So thank. Thank you.
• 1:31:21
  Thank you so much. Happy to help.
• 1:31:24
  That's it's Friday. I'm not going to ask you headed
• 1:31:27
  out. Oh yeah, great.
• 1:31:32
  Thanks kid. Welcome to the team, Waterboy.
• 1:31:35
  Yeah, welcome to you. You too.
• 1:31:45
  Hey, I want you to know us fixing your suit is not
• 1:31:49
  contingent on you fixing the Z team.
• 1:31:52
  I wouldn't do that to you. That's good to know.
• 1:31:55
  But don't worry about that. I'm just really glad you're
• 1:31:58
  here, Robert. I think we're going to do some
• 1:32:01
  great things together. I'm I'm really glad I'm here
• 1:32:05
  too. Actually, there's something I've
• 1:32:08
  been meaning to tell you. It's a little awkward to
• 1:32:11
  mention, but since the other night.
• 1:32:14
  Blonde blazer, Are you ready to go?
• 1:32:24
  Who is this? I thought I'd catalogued all of
• 1:32:27
  your work companions. Robert, this is my boyfriend
• 1:32:32
  phenomenon. This is our new dispatcher I was
• 1:32:35
  telling you about, Robert. The third Robert Robertson,
• 1:32:38
  leader of the Phoenixes Blonde blazer, told me about you.
• 1:32:42
  Really. Did she say?
• 1:32:44
  I don't know what came up in that talk.
• 1:32:46
  She said you're a capable, honorable man that truly cares
• 1:32:50
  for others. Why are you so small?
• 1:32:53
  Hey, come on, you got to stop asking people that.
• 1:32:55
  The way you spoke of him made him sound impressive.
• 1:32:58
  I only seek to understand. I apologize.
• 1:33:02
  How was his first day? Was his lack of size and
• 1:33:05
  strength an issue? No, he was great.
• 1:33:07
  It was great. It was a great first.
• 1:33:10
  That is phenomenal. We should celebrate.
• 1:33:12
  Blonde Blazer and I have reservations in Tokyo at a
• 1:33:15
  restaurant where the owner dreams of sushi.
• 1:33:18
  You should join us. I'm sure they could accommodate
• 1:33:22
  one more, especially a special occasion like this.
• 1:33:26
  Oh yeah, wow, that sounds just amazing.
• 1:33:30
  I would love to join. Phenomenal.
• 1:33:32
  Actually, I don't know if we can add one more to the reservation.
• 1:33:37
  And more importantly, in order for us to get there in time,
• 1:33:40
  we'd have to hit supersonic speed.
• 1:33:42
  And Robert here. Oh, would he die?
• 1:33:45
  Yeah, I think he would die. Oh no, perhaps another time.
• 1:33:49
  Yeah, for sure. He flies a little faster.
• 1:34:01
  It was very nice to meet you third, Robert Robertson.
• 1:34:05
  A pleasure was. Now, could you step back?
• 1:34:07
  The power of my launch has been known to stun small beings.
• 1:34:12
  Phenomenal. I'm going to show.
• 1:34:19
  You how I'll be.
• 1:34:45
  Cooking heads like eggs in a basket.
• 1:34:48
  When I see the money I've got to go and grab it.
• 1:34:51
  Pass on the pus. But my friend love the cabbage.
• 1:34:54
  I'll be doing sins I put on a bad habit.
• 1:36:07
  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey.
• 1:36:08
  What are you doing? Radha, your warranty, her ready
• 1:36:12
  boy. How can you just toss it around
• 1:36:17
  like that? No worries, I'm pretty strong.
• 1:36:20
  That's not what I'm saying. How you got this thing inside
• 1:36:22
  your apartment anyways? Super heavy, the bugger.
• 1:36:25
  I disassembled it and took it in little pieces, which is what I
• 1:36:28
  thought you'd be doing. And how long that take you?
• 1:36:31
  Three or no, it was four days. I get 20 minutes.
• 1:36:37
  It just feels like you could be a little gentler with it.
• 1:36:40
  It is, you know, my whole fucking life.
• 1:36:42
  Every time I walk in this place I get sad that no happened to
• 1:36:46
  you, no one never tell you that or no one never come over to
• 1:36:50
  tell you that. I'm poor Roy.
• 1:36:52
  Is that what you want to hear? Does that make you feel good?
• 1:36:56
  Bro you're not poor if you could keep this suit going like where
• 1:36:59
  you sleep. We're figuring that out.
• 1:37:03
  You're figuring that out, huh? So even the beef got a bed.
• 1:37:08
  This is the type of apartment you see when the detective
• 1:37:10
  kicked the door in. You know, find the flashlight.
• 1:37:13
  Serial killer shit all. Right, I get it.
• 1:37:16
  Can we focus? On where the Astropolis at?
• 1:37:18
  Lost in the blast while I was flying, no clue where it landed.
• 1:37:22
  I spent a couple weeks after it happened trying to track it down
• 1:37:24
  it. Powered a whole.
• 1:37:26
  Suit. Yeah, it's the only piece of the
• 1:37:27
  suit my dad didn't have schematics for.
• 1:37:30
  That going to be a problem. Ah.
• 1:37:33
  Mine. Now we figure them out.
• 1:37:36
  How'd you know about the Astropols?
• 1:37:38
  Oh brother, everybody know about the pulse?
• 1:37:40
  They're actually 2 wiki pieces of tech, huh?
• 1:37:43
  First. You get the astral.
• 1:37:44
  Pulse this genius design energy cell, but inside on me you get
• 1:37:47
  the stellar. Core.
• 1:37:48
  Can I help? No brother, you good.
• 1:37:50
  What's crazy is when you mix the controlled fusion reactions with
• 1:37:55
  the plasma containment all brought up you got a core 1
• 1:37:58
  super crazy energized plasma state.
• 1:38:00
  Unreal stuffs like you caught one small star and chop them in
• 1:38:03
  a bottle. Genius.
• 1:38:05
  So you can just make me a new one, right?
• 1:38:08
  Which is why it's not a problem. The Astropol's super awesome,
• 1:38:12
  but we'll be all right. Maybe we go for lighter metal
• 1:38:19
  this time, huh? You know, I actually met your
• 1:38:24
  dad one time long time ago. First time I come mainland.
• 1:38:27
  We can't be trying for steal stuff from RadioShack.
• 1:38:30
  Then we talk tech stuff for like a whole hour.
• 1:38:33
  Then he'll take me jail. That's how I ended up in a
• 1:38:36
  Phoenix program. That's longer than any
• 1:38:38
  conversation I ever had with them.
• 1:38:42
  Almost. Guess when you're building
• 1:38:46
  Astropolis, there's not much time for talking to your son.
• 1:38:50
  Not so sure about that I. Don't understand?
• 1:38:53
  See, there's gear heads, then there's science nerds.
• 1:38:55
  One kind garage, the other kind lab.
• 1:38:57
  You know your father won't Google your head, but I just
• 1:39:01
  can't see how he'll make something like the Pulse, You
• 1:39:03
  know, science nerd. How would you know this from
• 1:39:06
  talking to him once? Because I'm both sure I'm the
• 1:39:11
  one going to fix your suit. I hope you like it brother.
• 1:39:44
  Roy, I don't know what to say. Thank you.
• 1:39:48
  Thank you is what I need to say. This.
• 1:39:50
  This is unreal. We make the man Mecca again.
• 1:40:17
  Think you did that on purpose? Hey Chase, I need a favor.
• 1:40:37
  Favor It's not enough of a favor getting you this job working
• 1:40:40
  with those stupid ass pieces of. Oh.
• 1:40:43
  Who's this? Huh.
• 1:40:44
  Who's the little guy? His name's Beef, and he's the
• 1:40:48
  favor. You mind keeping an eye out?
• 1:40:50
  I feel bad leaving in a home but I don't want anything happening
• 1:40:53
  to. Him Robert, I would literally
• 1:40:55
  let everyone here melt in eternal hell, including you,
• 1:40:58
  before anything happens to this dog.
• 1:41:01
  No. What's your name, little guy?
• 1:41:03
  My name's Beep and. I'm.
• 1:41:05
  Naked. Oh, no.
• 1:41:07
  I refuse to believe that's what he sounds like.
• 1:41:10
  Robert, you got a SEC. Sure, yeah.
• 1:41:20
  What's up? About the other day with
• 1:41:23
  phenomena, man. Oh yeah, how was dinner?
• 1:41:26
  Oh, it was awkward. It's why I didn't want you to
• 1:41:29
  come. Phenomena, man.
• 1:41:30
  And I broke up. Over Tokyo Dream Sushi, yeah.
• 1:41:34
  It's just the timing felt right. I don't know, sometimes you just
• 1:41:40
  got to shake. Shut up.
• 1:41:42
  It felt a little impulsive, but maybe it was a long time coming.
• 1:41:47
  Hey, I'm really sorry to hear that.
• 1:41:53
  It is what it is, but that's actually not what I wanted to
• 1:41:56
  talk to you about. I was thinking about it over the
• 1:41:59
  weekend and I'm going to cut someone from the Z team.
• 1:42:03
  Or you are rather. Maybe I'm just looking to shake
• 1:42:06
  things up all over the place, create a sense of urgency.
• 1:42:10
  You sure about that? Well, less sure now you think
• 1:42:15
  it's a bad idea. I'm just not sure how it'll play
• 1:42:18
  out. The reality is cutting someone
• 1:42:21
  towards the bottom of the leaderboards will show everyone
• 1:42:24
  we're serious. I'll let the team know.
• 1:42:27
  Oh. I already did.
• 1:42:30
  I suppose it'll be an interesting shift.
• 1:42:40
  Cut Damn, she ain't bad. Those three ain't shit.
• 1:42:44
  Did you come over here to tell me that?
• 1:42:45
  Because it's almost exactly the information a leaderboard gives
• 1:42:49
  you. Actually, smart ass, I came over
• 1:42:50
  to tell you that one of your team members is in need of
• 1:42:52
  assistance. Sonar, you all right?
• 1:43:01
  Why are you sending a distress call when you haven't left the
• 1:43:03
  building? Could you send a locksmith
• 1:43:05
  downstairs? What happened?
• 1:43:08
  Whoops, seduced me. They want to say something cool
• 1:43:13
  and then handcuffed you to a squad rack, Would you?
• 1:43:15
  Said it with a hot voice so I assumed you meant boobs.
• 1:43:18
  OK team, I know Blazer mentioned someone's getting cut, but don't
• 1:43:21
  let that distract you from doing a good job out there if that's
• 1:43:24
  what you'll be judged on. What a bunch of bullshit.
• 1:43:27
  Sorry, what's bullshit? Judging.
• 1:43:29
  Bullshit. How is that OK?
• 1:43:33
  False. I'm judging you right now.
• 1:43:35
  Bullshit. Because it's not like you got to
• 1:43:36
  deal with this kind of. Bullshit.
• 1:43:38
  Also false. Of course I'm being judged along
• 1:43:41
  with the rest of you. Are you?
• 1:43:42
  Do you not know what a job is? What the hell is going on?
• 1:43:45
  Real jobs dude. How is?
• 1:43:48
  This a surprise to you? All right, fine.
• 1:43:49
  Just ignore the pressure and do your jobs.
• 1:43:51
  You don't need to be first, you just can't be last.
• 1:43:55
  What about me? Can somebody go down to the gym
• 1:43:58
  and help bat boner who don't ask?
• 1:44:06
  Losing feeling in my hand, and not in a fun kinky way.
• 1:44:14
  There was an. Altercation with my team and a
• 1:44:16
  monster down at the beach and there's some debris of there's
• 1:44:21
  body parts left behind. Damn it, I can't move mud.
• 1:44:41
  Cement don't mix. It's an elegant trap, simple but
• 1:44:46
  effective guess. I just live here now, it'll be
• 1:45:02
  worse. Uh huh.
• 1:45:05
  You know, this is really fucking immature, guys.
• 1:45:08
  Serves them right. Let your guard done, you perish.
• 1:45:12
  That's a pretty fucked way to live.
• 1:45:14
  Emphasis on. Live.
• 1:45:16
  Oh my God, you do realize that sabotaging each other isn't
• 1:45:21
  going to guarantee you a spot on the team, right?
• 1:45:24
  Fucking idiot. There's a drug deal happening at
• 1:45:32
  the Torrance airport right now. I think you should send the the
• 1:45:35
  bad guy. He seems right for the job.
• 1:45:45
  Sure. So turtle fans moved in, flipped
• 1:46:00
  a. Grill started a fight and and
• 1:46:02
  threw into a. Bunch of hot dogs?
• 1:46:13
  Uh huh. Would everybody please stay in
• 1:46:21
  your lanes? I'll be right back.
• 1:46:32
  He's got to go powder my cocaine.
• 1:46:40
  Dude, you promised me you were going to cut back.
• 1:46:42
  I will right after this bump and like.
• 1:46:45
  Four more. Bumps.
• 1:46:47
  Been a while since I had to call in a coke related favor, but
• 1:46:50
  this shit was worth it for sure. Oh.
• 1:46:53
  Fuck here. Swift as the knife, sharp as my
• 1:47:06
  knife. You look different.
• 1:47:13
  Better. I'd be impressed by this if I
• 1:47:26
  wasn't in ever increasing pain. Honestly, I can't believe this
• 1:47:30
  doesn't happen to him all the time.
• 1:47:44
  Shit. I didn't know dogs could be so
• 1:47:47
  huge. And menacing.
• 1:47:50
  That's the meanest animal I've ever met.
• 1:48:03
  I've evaded capture by 7 foreign agencies.
• 1:48:05
  I can evade a fucking dog. Maybe if you weren't so busy
• 1:48:22
  fucking. Close your eyes.
• 1:48:26
  You're not going to like what you see anyway.
• 1:48:35
  But Berto my boy, excellent choice, first of many we could
• 1:48:39
  make together. And here I thought I was getting
• 1:48:47
  rusty. The fuck?
• 1:49:18
  Yeah, I'm just like off my game today.
• 1:49:30
  Sonar, you have signed your death warrant.
• 1:49:34
  Worth it. Next time don't promise a man
• 1:49:37
  boobs. No one promised you anything.
• 1:49:47
  I feel pruney. I hate pruney.
• 1:49:52
  What happened? She's fine, just walked into my
• 1:49:58
  sword with her face a little bit.
• 1:50:01
  I don't believe in punching women, but I do believe in
• 1:50:04
  punching demons. Yeah, try it.
• 1:50:08
  Time to freak some fuckers out. Sending me.
• 1:50:20
  You must be pretty fucking desperate.
• 1:50:22
  It's cool though, you know, Desperate's kind of my type.
• 1:50:32
  Hey Robert, I'm pretty sure I've got the scammer on the line.
• 1:50:47
  All right, let's see where this asshole is.
• 1:50:55
  Warmer. OK, Not over here.
• 1:51:19
  Nearly there. Can we get some help over here?
• 1:51:49
  The lot is packed. No one.
• 1:51:51
  Moved in like an. Hour.
• 1:51:59
  OK, I see you picking from the cream of the crop.
• 1:52:09
  I need a smoke break. A Vanco cyber train with
• 1:52:13
  precious cargo aboard is minutes away from colliding with the
• 1:52:16
  stopped freight at the station. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:52:27
  What's a guy got to do to rise up the ranks around?
• 1:52:30
  Here. What's going on here?
• 1:52:35
  Nobody sabotages me except me. Why get in the pot in the 1st
• 1:52:44
  place? I don't want to talk about it.
• 1:52:45
  Said that if you wanted a spa break I'd make sure no one
• 1:52:48
  bothered him, which I did. Nailed it.
• 1:53:05
  Got you. Yeah.
• 1:53:10
  What the fuck did you do? I'm.
• 1:53:11
  Drowning in here. That's right.
• 1:53:36
  Yeah, I got to take your fucking time.
• 1:53:48
  Emergency unlocked. Drowning in a sensory
• 1:53:54
  deprivation tank is not the kind of wet I like to be.
• 1:53:57
  Robert, do any of you actually want to
• 1:54:12
  be here? That's some bullshit, burglar
• 1:54:29
  spotted headed towards the alley on the street.
• 1:54:32
  I'll handle this, stay out of my way, fuck off.
• 1:54:38
  What are you doing in Visigal? Not getting cut.
• 1:54:43
  It's like you said, the way to win this leaderboard.
• 1:54:45
  Game you cannot lose. Right.
• 1:54:47
  Yeah, that's not what I said. I'm pretty sure that's what you
• 1:54:49
  said. Yeah.
• 1:55:19
  So the purple that just ran by was lightning struck.
• 1:55:21
  This is now the second time that you let him.
• 1:55:23
  Get away. Oh shit, that's crazy.
• 1:55:25
  Come. On Chill Out.
• 1:55:38
  I'd normally say Cutter, but then the way things are going,
• 1:55:41
  I'd cut the whole damn team. You need to reset Robbie.
• 1:55:44
  All Z team back to base and in the conference room in 20
• 1:55:47
  minutes. Anyone else think this is a
• 1:56:19
  waste of time? Yeah.
• 1:56:24
  I. Know.
• 1:56:33
  Can everybody take a seat so we can get started?
• 1:56:37
  Hey, can I get your attention please?
• 1:56:38
  I would like to get started. Look like this motherfucker.
• 1:56:43
  Get the power of life, Bobby boy.
• 1:56:50
  Hey, you get out of here. Yeah, you fucking Barney Rubble.
• 1:56:55
  Fuck off. You can ask one of your
• 1:56:57
  teammates to fill you in later. Then I won't just kick you out
• 1:57:03
  of this room. I'll kick you out of the whole
• 1:57:05
  Phoenix program. You can go back to whatever life
• 1:57:07
  was so lame that you thought coming here was an improvement.
• 1:57:10
  Or you can step outside and think about what you want from
• 1:57:13
  all of this, why you're here. Something everyone in this room
• 1:57:17
  should be thinking about. What's Golem sitting outside
• 1:57:31
  for? So we getting this party
• 1:57:42
  started. Yeah, what's this shit about?
• 1:57:44
  Let's go, Come on, fucking waste my time.
• 1:57:46
  Let's go. OK, As you know, by the end of
• 1:57:48
  today, one of you will be cut from the Z team.
• 1:57:50
  This is. Bullshit.
• 1:57:51
  Yeah, you said that already. Called me from a job I didn't
• 1:57:54
  want in the first place. Miss Blazer, maybe if you gave
• 1:57:57
  us a dispatcher who knew what they were doing, you wouldn't
• 1:58:00
  have to throw it on one. Hey, Nicki Miraj, I'm standing
• 1:58:03
  right here. You can talk to me.
• 1:58:05
  I wasn't talking to you bitch. Which weak ass superhero team
• 1:58:09
  did you come from? Fucking Geek Squad.
• 1:58:11
  Doesn't matter where I'm from, from Cardi C.
• 1:58:13
  What matters is I'm here to figure out who stays and who
• 1:58:16
  goes. Chill old lady.
• 1:58:18
  Let the man talk, OK? Well, we're.
• 1:58:21
  Talking shit you hips. The motherfucker over here
• 1:58:23
  looking like Mumford fucked all his.
• 1:58:25
  Sons, that was funny see we're. Just busting balls.
• 1:58:29
  Keep talking, you won't have your tiny inbred balls left to
• 1:58:33
  fuck. Ask next time or there won't be
• 1:58:36
  a next. Time.
• 1:58:37
  Don't that mean you butter knife bitch?
• 1:58:39
  OK, I'll make this quick. Most people will look around
• 1:58:44
  this room and see a bunch of villains.
• 1:58:47
  Not even the Super kind, just plain ass run-of-the-mill
• 1:58:51
  vanilla fucking villains. But that's not what I see
• 1:58:56
  because lucky for you, I'm not most people.
• 1:58:59
  When I look around this room, what I see is.
• 1:59:06
  Did you not plan this ahead of time?
• 1:59:10
  Pain. Describes what I'm feeling.
• 1:59:12
  Now, I can't take that pain away.
• 1:59:14
  I can't punish all those that hurt you.
• 1:59:16
  But I can teach you how to harness it, to use it, to make
• 1:59:19
  something good out of the part of you they didn't get.
• 1:59:24
  You're all part of the Phoenix program.
• 1:59:27
  Any of you know what a Phoenix is 0?
• 1:59:29
  City in Arizona. Yeah, this world living balls of
• 1:59:31
  America. Now Florida's the day, then
• 1:59:33
  Louisiana's got to be the ball, sang just, you know, position
• 1:59:36
  the. Phoenix, sorry according to
• 1:59:39
  legend, is a beautiful bird of prey that was so tired of its
• 1:59:42
  immortality it tricked the sun God into dropping a spark on its
• 1:59:45
  nest to set it ablaze, burning it to shit.
• 1:59:51
  But instead of dying, the phoenix emerged from ash reborn.
• 1:59:58
  You, Every single one of you are those flaming piles of burnt
• 2:00:03
  shit. You especially now.
• 2:00:09
  You can stay piles of shit like you've been your whole life, or
• 2:00:12
  we can turn this thing around. The phoenix symbolizes
• 2:00:16
  redemption, is what you're here for, is what connects everyone
• 2:00:21
  in this room to burn up who you were, to become who you were
• 2:00:25
  meant to be. Phoenix is also a lame ass band
• 2:00:28
  my lame ass roommate listens to. You're late.
• 2:00:31
  I like that band. You would.
• 2:00:33
  What are you talking about? I was here the whole time.
• 2:00:35
  I turned invisible. Genius, remember?
• 2:00:38
  Great, then you know we're cutting someone and you miss Hot
• 2:00:41
  Topic Sale are at the bottom of the leaderboards.
• 2:00:44
  Have a better second shift. Fuck I need this job.
• 2:00:49
  What for a coupe? We all know you'll just be
• 2:00:51
  working the roulette wheel. That's a croupier, you idiot.
• 2:00:54
  The fucks a. Croupier, you're a degenerate
• 2:00:57
  gambler. Great speech back there, Robert.
• 2:01:15
  Thanks. All right, everyone, you heard
• 2:01:17
  the man. Get out there and do some
• 2:01:19
  stellar dispatching. You've got this.
• 2:01:25
  My client requires protection while he does some shopping.
• 2:01:29
  I remember this man, and he's right to be paranoid.
• 2:01:32
  Secret police hired me three years ago to kill him.
• 2:01:35
  Pissed off the wrong. Dictator who shall remain
• 2:01:37
  nameless. Let me add them.
• 2:01:45
  Some. Bitch just cut me in line at the
• 2:02:01
  Utopia concert. I've been here for 12 fucking
• 2:02:04
  hours. Utopia's a heck.
• 2:02:07
  I like her. You basic bet bitch, you've got
• 2:02:12
  super hearing and you use it to listen to a girl who knows 4
• 2:02:15
  chords and can't write a song to save her life.
• 2:02:18
  Say what you want, it's catchy. Unbelievable.
• 2:02:29
  Not too shabby. Not too shabby at all.
• 2:02:31
  At all. Yo Mao, what kind of music you
• 2:02:49
  got in your heavy rotation right now?
• 2:02:51
  You know, honestly, it's a lot of scar, but I had like a really
• 2:02:54
  big techno yodeling face recently too.
• 2:02:56
  Dang, anything good you'd recommend?
• 2:03:00
  Depends. Do you like the sensation of
• 2:03:02
  your ears bleeding? Nah, I'm good.
• 2:03:05
  All right, all for me. Next.
• 2:03:32
  I think there's some kind of cold recruiting outside my
• 2:03:34
  store. They're creeping everyone out.
• 2:03:41
  A. Wise investment.
• 2:03:48
  Cool, cool. Ah, supporters of chart.
• 2:04:03
  Yeah, I don't trust what to say. I will have them running for the
• 2:04:06
  hills in that time. Everybody should step back.
• 2:04:29
  There's a bunch of men in the basement of the Gigaburger for
• 2:04:32
  some kind of Fight Club. I don't know how they got here,
• 2:04:36
  but they need to go. There's been fighting tourneys
• 2:04:38
  ever since the 1st. Chimp made a.
• 2:04:40
  Fist, you're crazy if you think you can shut this down.
• 2:04:46
  Oh, what's it going to be this time?
• 2:04:55
  My client requires protection at lunch with the Governor of
• 2:04:58
  California. But he's still alive.
• 2:05:01
  Are you going soft on his coup? Please, they couldn't pay so I
• 2:05:06
  cancelled the job. No cash, no kill so far.
• 2:05:10
  SDN's always paid on time and in full, so as long as the check's
• 2:05:13
  clear, I will kill or protect as they see fit.
• 2:05:17
  I thought they didn't let us kill.
• 2:05:18
  People around here. As they see fit.
• 2:06:16
  Word on the street is the attorney just relocated.
• 2:06:19
  Cope with nowhere. I'm on it.
• 2:06:33
  I've learned from my sources that the next tournament will be
• 2:06:36
  held at the refinery in one hour.
• 2:06:43
  Come on, Robert. Send me in to.
• 2:06:44
  Compete. I'll win so hard, we'll bankrupt
• 2:06:48
  every Bucky in Torrance. Fair play, All right?
• 2:06:53
  I'm ready. Punch up, you will be
• 2:06:56
  magnificent. Let's learn to fly.
• 2:06:59
  Well, officially, legally, your flight capable heroes need a
• 2:07:03
  flight license. I've got the bandwidth.
• 2:07:12
  Cool. You think the SDN can be bribed?
• 2:07:15
  Maybe this whole leaderboard thing goes away.
• 2:07:18
  Bribes. Doubtful.
• 2:07:20
  But how do you think they feel about menacing threats?
• 2:07:24
  No. Desperate fucks. 25.
• 2:07:35
  What? This is our 25th time being
• 2:07:37
  paired together. Yeah, but who's counting?
• 2:07:39
  I am. Oh yeah, I guess so.
• 2:07:47
  New me fucking rocks all. Right on my way.
• 2:08:10
  And if Estian disagrees with me, they're more than welcome to
• 2:08:13
  Come on. Lindsay, send our address.
• 2:08:28
  Make some room everybody clear the way.
• 2:08:30
  Bad bitches coming through. Hold up.
• 2:08:37
  Hold the fuck up, punch you and Coop took out 12 guys in 2
• 2:08:41
  minutes. Oh back in the day our personal
• 2:08:43
  best was 1414 guys. What the fuck ow.
• 2:08:48
  Punch UPS got a special technique.
• 2:08:51
  Real classy stuff. Maybe if you ask nice, I'll tell
• 2:08:54
  you about it. My.
• 2:08:56
  Lips are sealed. Well said, friend.
• 2:09:18
  Delicious. Lightning struck spotted urgent
• 2:10:07
  care on Bakersfield St. I already tangled with this Dick
• 2:10:14
  what once sent someone else. You need extra firepower.
• 2:10:32
  OK, mine reader. On Fuego.
• 2:10:57
  Beautiful. Deal.
• 2:11:14
  Talk about impatient. Swift as the knife, sharp as my
• 2:11:48
  knife. You can ride with me.
• 2:12:25
  I'm pleased to report my success.
• 2:12:39
  Huh. Pretty breathtaking walk back
• 2:12:41
  there not. Too shabby.
• 2:12:43
  Not too shammy at all. This shit is.
• 2:12:44
  Weird. It's like we're working.
• 2:12:46
  What's the word? That's a theme.
• 2:12:51
  And visit God, where are you going?
• 2:12:53
  Are you smoking in a playground?
• 2:13:10
  The fuck's wrong with you? There you go, one more strike
• 2:13:12
  against me. You got to get rid of somebody,
• 2:13:14
  right? I'm making it easy for you.
• 2:13:17
  No, you're quitting. You're not making it easy for
• 2:13:20
  me, you're making it easy for you.
• 2:13:22
  You don't. Get it?
• 2:13:26
  Some people are born to be heroes.
• 2:13:28
  I'm not one of them. I tried.
• 2:13:30
  This wasn't meant to be. Meant to be.
• 2:13:33
  What are you talking about, Blazer?
• 2:13:34
  Phenomena, man, they have hero powers.
• 2:13:38
  Strong out there for all to see. Flying through the sky, nothing
• 2:13:42
  to hide. I.
• 2:13:46
  Have fucking villain powers. I can turn invisible and skulk
• 2:13:50
  in the shadows. My powers let me steal shit and
• 2:13:53
  watch famous people fuck. Being a villain is my fate.
• 2:13:57
  It's in the fucking stars. In the same way that blonde
• 2:14:01
  Blazer was always meant to be a hero, you're.
• 2:14:04
  Looking for answers in the stars.
• 2:14:06
  But listen, they're just rocks or gasp or alien come, OK, I
• 2:14:10
  don't know. If you don't know, why are you
• 2:14:12
  still talking? Come in real.
• 2:14:14
  OK. Any message you're seeing is
• 2:14:16
  light that took thousands of years to hit your eyeballs, so
• 2:14:19
  if you're getting any messages it's useless because it was for
• 2:14:22
  some fucker that died a long time ago.
• 2:14:25
  You've already been a hero, OK? You have no idea what I'm
• 2:14:28
  dealing with. Get out of here, at least you
• 2:14:30
  were born with powers. I don't have shit.
• 2:14:33
  So according to your dumb ass theory I should be an
• 2:14:35
  accountant? You aren't far off.
• 2:14:40
  Fate, destiny, not having powers, seasonal depression,
• 2:14:42
  none of these things kept me from being a hero before, and
• 2:14:46
  they won't keep me from being a hero again.
• 2:14:54
  Oh my God, you want to talk about fate?
• 2:14:57
  That lightning struck Fuck that's been on a spree is 2
• 2:14:59
  blocks from your location. Maybe it's the third time's the
• 2:15:02
  charm. I told you I'm out.
• 2:15:05
  You really want to let this idiot get one over on you a
• 2:15:07
  third time? What makes you think it'd be any
• 2:15:10
  different? This is a go.
• 2:15:12
  Just get one from the road. You're still on the clock.
• 2:15:15
  Fuck this guy up. Walk out with your head all
• 2:15:17
  night. Finish in style.
• 2:15:19
  Finished by getting zapped so hard I pissed my pants.
• 2:15:22
  That style. I promise I won't tell anyone if
• 2:15:24
  you piss your pants, no matter the reason.
• 2:15:29
  Or are you just going to sit there and subject kids to second
• 2:15:32
  hand smoke? Don't do it.
• 2:15:41
  Don't fucking get that kid a cigarette.
• 2:15:43
  He's the one I bummed it from. What's the address?
• 2:15:49
  Shut the fuck up. You ain't worried about a hero
• 2:16:04
  crashing the party. Load.
• 2:16:08
  That up? Where's your boy,
• 2:16:29
  you doughnut girl? You sure you want to do this
• 2:16:33
  again? Invisigel, are you all right?
• 2:16:42
  Yeah. Fine, just help me find this
• 2:16:44
  fucker. Got him.
• 2:16:48
  He's at your 5:00. It's not fair that you can see
• 2:16:52
  me, but I can't. See you I I'm I'm flying blind
• 2:16:59
  here. I can't see anything.
• 2:17:01
  Great. Give me a second to tap into
• 2:17:03
  this. All right, a little more tricky.
• 2:17:17
  Sure, take your time. I need quiet.
• 2:17:21
  Oh fuck. What?
• 2:17:23
  What is? It antivirus.
• 2:17:25
  There you are. I got it.
• 2:17:33
  I can see you again. That makes one of us.
• 2:17:35
  So where the hell is he? I can't see him from this
• 2:17:43
  camera. Let me try to get another one
• 2:17:44
  online. He's at your 7.
• 2:18:16
  That wasn't so hard, was it? He's heading your way,
• 2:18:28
  This guy, I got a plan. Got it.
• 2:19:00
  On the count of three, I'm going to turn on the main overhead
• 2:19:03
  lights, which should temporarily blind him, giving you a chance
• 2:19:06
  to take him out 1/2. 3. No hero.
• 2:19:38
  Fuck no. Let me try that again.
• 2:19:40
  Now. You see me?
• 2:19:41
  Wait, what about lights out Thundercook?
• 2:19:49
  That's the one. Would have been better if you
• 2:19:51
  said it first. Right, because lightning
• 2:19:54
  Thunderstruck cookbook so close. Hey.
• 2:20:05
  Bangle Boy. More like bangle.
• 2:20:08
  Bitch or bitch boy? Hey bangle bitch boy, fuck you.
• 2:20:16
  Why are those assholes not being assholes?
• 2:20:20
  Isn't this what you were going for?
• 2:20:22
  Yeah, but I didn't think it would work.
• 2:20:24
  I don't get it. So this one keeps the calm line
• 2:20:29
  one-on-one, this one connects to the whole team, and this one
• 2:20:34
  goes out to the entire branch. Fuck.
• 2:20:39
  Yeah. You got off light.
• 2:20:41
  One dispatcher broadcast the details of his botched
• 2:20:43
  circumcision HR nightmare. Did you mean all that?
• 2:20:49
  You really think she has a shot? All that stuff about fate
• 2:20:51
  sounded good, but I don't know if you were just saying what you
• 2:20:55
  thought she needed to hear, but. I'm so glad.
• 2:20:58
  Yeah, everyone has a shot. People are who they choose to
• 2:21:01
  be. If Invisiga wants this, she has
• 2:21:03
  to commit. It's too easy to quit when
• 2:21:05
  you're not good at something. It's a steep learning curve
• 2:21:08
  that. Was great.
• 2:21:18
  This mission was textbook. Genuinely dude, I'm really happy
• 2:21:22
  for you. So it's between sonar and coupe?
• 2:21:29
  What? That's not no and Visigal still
• 2:21:31
  at the bottom of the board. Oh, the one in the bullpen?
• 2:21:33
  That thing updates every hour and Visigal moved up.
• 2:21:36
  Catching lightning struck. Really gave her a huge boost.
• 2:21:39
  Ankle boy? Really.
• 2:21:40
  The donut shop Escape slipping past Malevola, now the jewelry
• 2:21:44
  store really bumped up The Wanted levels.
• 2:21:47
  It's like missing the free throw on purpose to get the put back.
• 2:21:50
  Yeah, exactly. I don't watch football, but I
• 2:21:53
  get it. Look, I know I'm not supposed to
• 2:21:56
  play favorites here, but even if she was on the bottom, I'm not
• 2:22:00
  sure I'd have let you cut her. That is a good thing.
• 2:22:03
  She's not. Yeah.
• 2:22:05
  So these two are now tied for last place.
• 2:22:09
  Who do we cut, Sonar or Coop? It's your call.
• 2:22:15
  I support it all the way. Coop, I'm honest, he still feels
• 2:22:34
  a little. Evil.
• 2:22:36
  Yeah, that's too bad. All right, I'll get started on
• 2:22:40
  the paperwork. I'll let her know.
• 2:22:43
  Feels important that I do. Hey, Robert, great work today.
• 2:23:01
  Hoop, I'm sure you already know why I've asked you here.
• 2:23:04
  You would be mistaken. Oh, OK.
• 2:23:08
  Well, I'm letting you go. You're at the bottom of the
• 2:23:12
  leaderboards. I guess all those penalties for,
• 2:23:15
  you know, cutting people added up.
• 2:23:18
  I'm sorry. But I cheered for invisible.
• 2:23:21
  You did and I saw that and that was cool of you.
• 2:23:23
  I only did. That because I thought she was
• 2:23:25
  being cut. Oh, that makes sense.
• 2:23:28
  A lot of sense, actually. Yeah.
• 2:23:30
  Well, she stuck past you with her last dispatch.
• 2:23:36
  That's. Wow.
• 2:23:37
  Look at that. That's very menacing.
• 2:23:40
  Well, thank you. You accessorizing?
• 2:24:08
  You could call it that. Where'd you get that?
• 2:24:12
  Coop, she left the souvenir for me after I cut her.
• 2:24:15
  She threatening you, Robert? I know, trying to put a positive
• 2:24:19
  spin on it. Hey check it out, I've been
• 2:24:21
  doing some accessorizing myself. You're spoiling him.
• 2:24:28
  Narson talk about. You ready to go home, bud?
• 2:25:06
  I still would have cut you. Well, no one fucking asks, you
• 2:25:08
  old man. Lucky fucking for you.
• 2:25:14
  Thanks. None.
• 2:27:12
  Fuck. Fuck.
• 2:28:45
  This is the lucky end of the rain, boy.
• 2:28:59
  Coop was a friend of his. They used to date.
• 2:29:02
  Yeah, my last girlfriend was taller than me.
• 2:29:04
  She used to kiss me on my forehead a lot.
• 2:29:05
  It was nice. What are we talking about?
• 2:29:08
  Oh, right. Watch out for that salty little
• 2:29:10
  nutcracking motherfucker. The problem with only cutting
• 2:29:12
  one of them is now you got to deal with their pissy friends
• 2:29:15
  poisoning the rest of the team. Come on, Chase, it's harmless.
• 2:29:20
  Who doesn't love an office prank?
• 2:29:22
  Me motherfucker, don't even think about it.
• 2:29:24
  That's why I would have cut them all Started with that asshole.
• 2:29:30
  Why is she staring at you? Don't you got some work to do?
• 2:29:34
  Don't you got some dementia to onset?
• 2:29:38
  That one stung a little. Hey blazes, looking at
• 2:29:42
  backfilling the open spot with phenomena Man or waterboy, you
• 2:29:45
  should think about who you'd want.
• 2:29:47
  One of them is the poster boy of SDN and the other guy pukes
• 2:29:50
  water. What am I missing?
• 2:29:51
  We now go live to the four O. 5 where an.
• 2:30:01
  Unusual scene is unfolding. Shit, he looks rough not do that
• 2:30:09
  like that. Please.
• 2:30:16
  Hey I was watching that. Sorry.
• 2:30:20
  Looks like there's no wrong answer.
• 2:30:22
  Well, sometimes it's more about the person than the palace, and
• 2:30:25
  good thing because it's the only reason anyone gave your sorry
• 2:30:28
  ass a job. All right, it wasn't that.
• 2:30:46
  Protopulse test 7 pilot ready. We good up there.
• 2:30:51
  You can talk. I can hear you.
• 2:30:53
  Oh, we good all you Mecca man. System power.
• 2:31:09
  Simple locomotion. Complex locomotion.
• 2:31:18
  It wasn't stable. We on to something bro.
• 2:31:21
  This is it. This is going to be it.
• 2:32:08
  Roy, what is all this stuff? All network expect me to process
• 2:32:12
  all the confiscated stuff because we bought a branch for
• 2:32:14
  SDN. We catch all kinds of shit work.
• 2:32:22
  Did you just give me an Uptown? We take one bad guy stuff and
• 2:32:26
  use them for catch, the other bad guy only good thing a lot of
• 2:32:31
  upgrade possibilities. Do you ever jerk off in this
• 2:32:36
  thing? You lolo busy.
• 2:32:38
  I mean, obviously you have right?
• 2:32:40
  I should really be asking how often.
• 2:32:41
  Yeah, come on, I got to work on this.
• 2:32:44
  All the time actually bro, I like to bust after every big
• 2:32:48
  bust, you know, and I was pretty successful, so you can imagine.
• 2:32:52
  Sounds like loads of fun. I you 2 got one weird energy
• 2:33:02
  going on, huh? Can you handle this HR violation
• 2:33:06
  some other place? I got work, yeah.
• 2:33:09
  Robert was just leaving. I could do this all day.
• 2:33:12
  That's going to be tough because Blazer sent me to get you like
• 2:33:15
  half an hour ago, so. Shit, Blazer.
• 2:33:34
  Sorry. You know what?
• 2:33:36
  I can come back. Oh, no, don't worry.
• 2:33:38
  I got this thing tonight and they were supposed to send the
• 2:33:40
  dress yesterday. This isn't why you're here.
• 2:33:43
  But can you set me up? It's it's not mine, by the way.
• 2:33:48
  They make me wear it and it's back in the bag by midnight.
• 2:33:51
  What is happening today? What's that?
• 2:33:54
  What's happening today? The thing you're going to.
• 2:33:58
  SDN sponsoring a dinner gala thing.
• 2:34:01
  Radiant Valor, a night of triumph.
• 2:34:04
  Why does that sound like a propaganda rally there?
• 2:34:06
  Thank you. Yeah, it does kind of sound like
• 2:34:09
  some sort of fascist themed prom.
• 2:34:12
  What do you think? They were making alterations all
• 2:34:16
  morning. No cause for alarm, but a little
• 2:34:19
  bit of your areola is out. It's like a.
• 2:34:22
  Slight hue shift. Oh, I don't think I've heard
• 2:34:26
  someone say areola out loud before.
• 2:34:28
  It doesn't come up a ton now all.
• 2:34:31
  Right for real now how do I look?
• 2:34:34
  The breakup story is out, so I might be getting more attention
• 2:34:38
  than I'm comfortable with. I think you look incredible.
• 2:34:43
  Thanks, I was supposed to be going with him but I don't think
• 2:34:48
  he's going to be making it. The downtown branch dropped him
• 2:34:52
  indefinite suspension. Is that your car?
• 2:34:56
  I don't have a car. That's going to be a weird
• 2:34:58
  insurance claim. I'd like for you to talk to him.
• 2:35:01
  Me. Why me?
• 2:35:03
  You're the pep talk guy. You've been through a transition
• 2:35:05
  recently yourself. I think he could use some
• 2:35:08
  perspective. Like perspective to join the Z
• 2:35:10
  team. Chase mentioned it.
• 2:35:13
  Yeah, the only candidates that make sense are him or Waterboy,
• 2:35:17
  and at the moment it's close. Mostly.
• 2:35:21
  I'd like you to get him out of the parking lot.
• 2:35:23
  Oh, and tell him to stop with the Edible Arrangements.
• 2:35:26
  He keeps sending them, but with all melon.
• 2:35:28
  That's disgusting. I'll see what I can do.
• 2:35:42
  Hey, you a phenomenal man. How you doing bud?
• 2:35:45
  I have been better. Robert Robertson, the blonde
• 2:35:49
  blazer and I have ended our relationship.
• 2:35:52
  Yeah, I heard about that. I'm sorry for your, you know,
• 2:35:57
  your loss. It's very abrupt.
• 2:36:00
  One moment we were savoring uni straight from the urchin.
• 2:36:03
  Next moment I'm contemplating flying into the sun, absorbing
• 2:36:08
  all its energy and casting this planet into infinite darkness so
• 2:36:12
  that I never have to see her or anyone else ever again.
• 2:36:16
  Maybe then I would be free of the torment in my soul, and
• 2:36:20
  maybe then I could quiet my mind to these destructive thoughts.
• 2:36:26
  Have you considered talking to someone?
• 2:36:28
  Maybe seeing a therapist? No.
• 2:36:30
  Do you feel better after saying how you feel out loud?
• 2:36:34
  Yes. That's therapy.
• 2:36:36
  I now see that there is value in that.
• 2:36:39
  Do you think there is someone else?
• 2:36:44
  Perhaps another lover could be the cause of all this?
• 2:36:48
  Maybe she met a person, an actual person.
• 2:36:51
  I am not a person, I just resemble 1 anatomically.
• 2:36:55
  Look, I don't think there is, but even if there was 1 and that
• 2:36:58
  just make you feel worse. I prefer when problems have
• 2:37:02
  solutions. That's the thing, man.
• 2:37:04
  Phenomenal man. Her feelings aren't a problem
• 2:37:08
  for you to solve. Blazer makes her own decisions
• 2:37:11
  because that's what people do. She's her own person and she
• 2:37:16
  decided she doesn't want to be with you.
• 2:37:21
  Perhaps the fact that I am not a person is contributing to my
• 2:37:24
  confusion. Yeah, listen, you know what?
• 2:37:28
  While we're at it, no more Edible Arrangements.
• 2:37:30
  They're just stinking up the break room.
• 2:37:33
  It seems I have much to learn about people.
• 2:37:36
  Thank you, you've given me a great deal to think about.
• 2:37:40
  Anytime. Well, actually, no, not anytime.
• 2:37:44
  Just just sometimes. Occasionally.
• 2:37:46
  Barely any. It seems the velocity with which
• 2:37:50
  I sat up has shot shards of glass into your chest.
• 2:37:54
  Well. Shit.
• 2:38:10
  Where was the shootout? Parking lot?
• 2:38:13
  Didn't think taking a desk job would have me bleeding this
• 2:38:16
  often. What are you doing here?
• 2:38:22
  I had a dream last night that we were fucking.
• 2:38:26
  Usually I don't remember my dreams, but this one was pretty
• 2:38:29
  vivid. Hope I had a condom on.
• 2:38:33
  Fuck you. Well.
• 2:38:34
  I can't have a baby in my life, even an invisible one.
• 2:38:39
  I. Thought you were talking about
• 2:38:41
  diseases. I am can't have those either.
• 2:38:45
  So This is why you've been acting so weird all day.
• 2:38:48
  I'm doing that thing where I imagine being with someone, you
• 2:38:51
  know, see how it feels, how it looks, you know, like trying on
• 2:38:55
  a dress. You were there.
• 2:38:58
  I could have been. I could be anywhere.
• 2:39:07
  And you chose to be here. Sorry I I tried not to.
• 2:39:13
  I try not to do that. Don't worry about a waterboy,
• 2:39:17
  bathrooms are for shitting after your first coffee and picking
• 2:39:20
  shrapnel out of your chest, not for whatever this is.
• 2:39:26
  You ruined this. For me, I know.
• 2:39:29
  I know, my apologies. Here, Menace.
• 2:40:10
  It's weird that Coop's gone. Glad you made the cut though
• 2:40:13
  dude. Imagine if it was Coop and Fizzy
• 2:40:15
  to go. I imagine Coop and Fizzy all the
• 2:40:18
  time. Help us get this stuff out of
• 2:40:23
  the dorm. Yeah, you guys do that kind of
• 2:40:25
  stuff, right? I've been hearing a lot about
• 2:40:35
  some guy named Chad. I think he's trying to summon a
• 2:40:38
  demon. Wait, wasn't there a cult of
• 2:40:40
  Chad? Chad.
• 2:40:42
  Yeah. I mean, I do know where the
• 2:40:48
  church. Is I could?
• 2:40:49
  Snoop around. Yeah, I think I'm liking this
• 2:40:59
  benevolent devil. Vibe.
• 2:41:03
  Oh my God. Hello, is this SDN?
• 2:41:06
  I was driving along the coast in the sky in front of me.
• 2:41:08
  Just drove right off the side into the water.
• 2:41:12
  Oh hey, if we unionized, would Blazer kick our ass?
• 2:41:34
  Guess what? Going in, You're going up.
• 2:41:38
  You fucking potpourri. I fuck with potpourri so hard.
• 2:41:43
  Bro Dang. OK, OK, I see you.
• 2:41:44
  We got to dry some flowers now bro.
• 2:41:47
  Shit, I'm free this weekend. Robert, do you have eyes on my
• 2:41:50
  stapler? I think I left it at your desk.
• 2:41:52
  Nope, I don't see it. I.
• 2:41:54
  Feel like you didn't look. I did, it took like 2 seconds.
• 2:41:56
  I didn't see it. Can you look again?
• 2:41:58
  Yeah, still don't see it, dude. Shit.
• 2:42:01
  Why do you need it? You're in the field.
• 2:42:03
  I just want to make sure it's there.
• 2:42:04
  It's a very nice stapler. I.
• 2:42:11
  Thought we had it. Where the hell did you go?
• 2:42:15
  Job's not finished, dude. We need you to bring everything
• 2:42:17
  up to our new place. OK, get it that way now.
• 2:42:57
  Still beats my high school GPA. Beautiful.
• 2:43:07
  Hey this is Jason from Nostalgia Alley.
• 2:43:09
  Someone just dropped off a box of games with a note saying
• 2:43:11
  there's a bomb inside one of them.
• 2:43:13
  Can you send someone? Ready as ever, you are about to
• 2:43:32
  feel so much better and so am I. We need you.
• 2:43:38
  To send somebody else, this is too much.
• 2:43:41
  We're out of somebody's. You're going to have to make 2.
• 2:43:44
  Like my first manager, I fired his ass.
• 2:43:48
  Really didn't think this one through.
• 2:43:49
  Did you rob it? Level was right, if you hadn't
• 2:43:53
  cut coop this would be a breeze. I.
• 2:43:55
  Can't believe I'm saying this, but Sonar has a point.
• 2:43:58
  Noted. Can you just hang in there a
• 2:44:00
  little longer? I'll see what I can do and I'd
• 2:44:02
  be really quick about it if I was you.
• 2:44:09
  Half man, half bad, all freak. Somebody saw that, right?
• 2:44:31
  Watch me. Burn.
• 2:45:03
  This doesn't normally happen to me.
• 2:45:07
  Hey, it's Rory Casey, one of my teachers called out.
• 2:45:10
  There has to be someone at STN who can teach at jiu jitsu
• 2:45:12
  class. There's been talk about Coop's
• 2:45:23
  old crew being back in town. Think she might have gone?
• 2:45:25
  Back to them after you cut her. Typical.
• 2:45:28
  Coop's switching up on her. Shut your hole everyone, just
• 2:45:31
  relax. I'm sure it's just a very
• 2:45:33
  unfortunate coincidence. You're an unfortunate
• 2:45:36
  coincidence. Hey Ray here, we got another
• 2:45:43
  tear down for you. Mind coming down and doing some
• 2:45:46
  demo? New me fucking rocks.
• 2:46:05
  Make that latte to go so. Bob, I think this is my last
• 2:46:10
  stop. For the day.
• 2:46:12
  Interesting, we're not done for the day but someone's got to go
• 2:46:15
  check on coop. He's a mind reader.
• 2:46:46
  She has X-ray vision. Together they are the ultimate
• 2:46:50
  invasion of privacy. Oh sorry, is this SDN?
• 2:46:54
  We need help. Fuck yeah, I love the drama.
• 2:47:12
  I'll say it, I really feel like I don't get enough credit.
• 2:47:15
  Around here, everybody.
• 2:47:30
  Should. Step back.
• 2:47:34
  We've cleared everyone out already, but like someone called
• 2:47:36
  us about a bomb in one of the theaters.
• 2:47:53
  I could fit you in. Did I mention I went to Harvard?
• 2:48:01
  I know a way to cool them off, asshole.
• 2:48:45
  Oh fuck off. Oh shit.
• 2:49:00
  Cock your shit. If anyone needs some more hands
• 2:49:04
  on training I'll be in the gym until the end of the shift.
• 2:49:09
  Teamwork slows me down dude. rushing us and looting the
• 2:49:27
  shops. Robert, you were the last one to
• 2:51:11
  see my stapler. What was I?
• 2:51:13
  I don't think that's true. You're the prime suspect.
• 2:51:16
  Why would I need to steal your stapler?
• 2:51:19
  I already have a stapler. So what you're saying is now you
• 2:51:21
  have two staplers? You know what they got?
• 2:51:29
  Almost had a. Try to do it ourselves.
• 2:51:33
  But then I remembered my motto in life.
• 2:51:35
  Why do it when you can make someone else do it for you?
• 2:51:41
  Heading over? It's time for Phil's.
• 2:51:44
  Walk what? No, Phil's my dog.
• 2:51:48
  Can you just like, walk him around the park?
• 2:51:55
  I'll be dead. Phenomena man still on the four
• 2:51:58
  O 5 just passed him. He's gone from shaking his first
• 2:52:01
  at cars to sadly directing traffic.
• 2:52:05
  Well, at least he's putting his newfound pain to use.
• 2:52:09
  I had. No idea Blazer was such a
• 2:52:11
  heartbreaker. Is that surprising?
• 2:52:13
  I'm. Just impressed.
• 2:52:14
  I didn't think she had an enter. Maybe you shouldn't be so quick
• 2:52:17
  to judge people. Gross.
• 2:52:20
  You sound just like her. You calling me a heartbreaker?
• 2:52:23
  In your dreams. Time to freak some fuckers out,
• 2:52:34
  Robert. I found my stapler.
• 2:52:36
  Where was it? I left it in the locker at the
• 2:52:39
  gym. I have a lot of follow up
• 2:52:40
  questions, but I don't care about the answers.
• 2:52:53
  Hey, it's Jerry from Comic Pug. We got a gift of some Mecca Man
• 2:52:58
  replicas, but with all the bomb threats going on, we just want
• 2:53:02
  to be sure. Whatever.
• 2:53:50
  You can't say you're not impressed.
• 2:53:52
  You can't. I mean, you can.
• 2:53:54
  I just won't believe you. And that's lunch.
• 2:53:57
  Think fuck. Oh great, I'm a drink my spicy
• 2:54:01
  water. Still working on that.
• 2:54:22
  Aren't these the best? I love the green ones the the
• 2:54:26
  green do. All yours.
• 2:54:28
  Take the whole thing if you want.
• 2:54:30
  Awesome. My lucky day.
• 2:54:31
  I I know what's for lunch or dinner probably now.
• 2:54:36
  Sorry I for interrupting your meeting with and visit.
• 2:54:41
  Oh God damn it, you threw my noodles away.
• 2:54:44
  My initials were literally on the box and everything.
• 2:54:46
  Fuck. I don't read things, sometimes
• 2:54:49
  it's different, like a logo, but it's probably still good.
• 2:54:53
  I don't want the. Fucking trash noodles.
• 2:54:56
  Wet fart boy. Whoa, what are you doing?
• 2:54:58
  Whatever, it was an accident. Just aim your Dick up and water
• 2:55:01
  piss it off. That's not you.
• 2:55:05
  I'm going to go rinse off. How would you like to have to
• 2:55:09
  walk around work the rest of the day with shit?
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  All of you? I don't know.
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  I don't think about that because it won't happen because I'm not
• 2:55:14
  a fucking idiot. Food.
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  Thrower away or. It was an accident.
• 2:55:17
  You don't have to be a bully about it.
• 2:55:19
  You want this in your report, you're going to snitch on me?
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  There it is, being a soft bitch about it.
• 2:55:29
  Bully. Oh my, being a bully.
• 2:55:42
  If it's in my hair. I'm going to.
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  Fucking kill you. Well, I got bad news for you.
• 2:55:49
  Could you? Oh, you have stuff on your face?
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  What happened here? I don't want to be a snitch, but
• 2:55:59
  Flambe accidentally made a mess. Really.
• 2:56:03
  Yes. Well you should probably go get
• 2:56:06
  cleaned up then. You know, accident or not, wipe
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  up this mess you made. Yes.
• 2:56:15
  OK, whatever that was. Listen, Robert, Jesus.
• 2:56:21
  Anyway, you talk to Chase, who's it going to be?
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  And I'm a man or water boy. And these two are my only
• 2:56:28
  options. For now, yeah, obviously we can
• 2:56:31
  revisit it, but Waterboy is already a trainee, sorta.
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  And you already know Phenomena man got cut by DTLA.
• 2:56:39
  Thanks for getting him out of the parking lot, by the way.
• 2:56:41
  It might also help to get, you know, an actual good person on
• 2:56:45
  your team, which I'm positive both of them are.
• 2:56:49
  They just have other issues. And Phenomena is an alien, not a
• 2:56:53
  person. Phenomena, man, I guess.
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  I mean, I'm worried he has too much time to think right now.
• 2:56:59
  That's. Yeah, I feel the same way.
• 2:57:03
  He could use a distraction. So it won't be weird with your
• 2:57:06
  ex-boyfriend hanging around. I mean, he's already hanging
• 2:57:10
  around so he may as well be doing some good instead of
• 2:57:13
  moping around the parking lot crushing cars.
• 2:57:16
  You make a good point. I'll let him know you'll see him
• 2:57:19
  in the roster for your next dispatch.
• 2:57:35
  Hello Robert, a moment of your time.
• 2:57:38
  How do you look? So quiet.
• 2:57:41
  I float if it would make you more comfortable I could remove
• 2:57:45
  my clothes as well. It would not look if this is
• 2:57:49
  about picking you for Z team. Wasn't even a hard decision.
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  Thank you. No.
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  Need. You're a legend.
• 2:57:58
  Yeah, doing good. But to do good, you need to be
• 2:58:02
  doing good. That's what a human person would
• 2:58:05
  say. Yeah, I'm sure some human person
• 2:58:08
  would say that, yeah. My hug of gratitude seems to
• 2:58:13
  have reopened your chest wounds. It's fine.
• 2:58:36
  Hey team, we appreciate you doing your best last shift under
• 2:58:39
  the circumstances, but we are here to help.
• 2:58:42
  More specifically, Phenomenon is here to help.
• 2:58:46
  I am here to help. This is a joke, right?
• 2:58:49
  Annie, this guy, didn't he also get fired?
• 2:58:54
  Yeah, listen, I know things have been difficult for him lately,
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  but Robert and I believe he will make a great addition to the
• 2:59:01
  team. Difficult because he dumped him.
• 2:59:04
  Fizzy. The mean child is correct.
• 2:59:11
  It has indeed been difficult since the ending of my
• 2:59:13
  relationship with Blonde Blazer, but any opportunity to see her
• 2:59:18
  again will make every day easier.
• 2:59:21
  I think you've got it backwards. Bro yeah it don't work that way
• 2:59:24
  boy, trust me. We have reason to believe that
• 2:59:33
  Mister Vanderstink's life will be in danger at a meeting today
• 2:59:46
  rolling out. Oh, what's it going to be this
• 2:59:53
  time? Hey did you get that video I
• 2:59:57
  sent you dude? You sent me like 500.
• 3:00:00
  It's the one with the karate dog.
• 3:00:03
  Oh fuck, I need to see that right now.
• 3:00:16
  You got to pick up dry cleaning near there anyway.
• 3:00:28
  I've got a great opportunity to show the sweeter side of your ex
• 3:00:31
  criminal crew at SDN. Yeah I can't believe sweet talk.
• 3:00:34
  I went with Emily of last season.
• 3:00:36
  Him and Carla seem perfect for each other.
• 3:00:42
  I am not ready to love anyone at this moment in time, but alone,
• 3:00:46
  a civilian, they find me intimidating.
• 3:00:52
  Yeah, all right, I'll bite. The people love me.
• 3:00:56
  I feel like working at a gas. Station will be pretty chill.
• 3:00:58
  I fuck with a pet store. Yeah, right.
• 3:01:00
  You hate pets? I hate pets with bad attitudes.
• 3:01:04
  What pets have good attitudes? Snakes, they're just chilling.
• 3:01:09
  That is true. Every snake is Jill.
• 3:01:12
  Speaking of pets, I have recently learned of the American
• 3:01:16
  Opossum. I find it fascinating how it
• 3:01:19
  carries its children on its back much like a bus.
• 3:01:24
  Why the are you even talking about doing man?
• 3:01:26
  Those freaks. Nasty.
• 3:01:28
  Possums on pets, man. I see.
• 3:01:59
  Good job. Half man, half bat, all freak
• 3:02:04
  it. Could be worse I guess.
• 3:02:21
  That's the Spirit. Did I just get ditched by
• 3:02:23
  phenomena? Man.
• 3:02:24
  Apologies, I thought I saw a blonde blazer in distress.
• 3:02:29
  Phenomena, man, I'm at the office.
• 3:02:32
  Oh, I see. Find my groove.
• 3:03:07
  We've tracked down the Assassin's temporary base of
• 3:03:09
  operations. OK, for real.
• 3:04:37
  Music. Come on, focus.
• 3:05:10
  Oh shit they're after Coop and. They can try.
• 3:05:13
  Fuck those assholes. Can you give her a heads up or
• 3:05:16
  something? What are you heading, Bob?
• 3:05:29
  Damn it I go get high after this.
• 3:05:31
  I did not know so much pain could be felt on the inside.
• 3:05:37
  My outside was always so strong. This is getting ridiculous.
• 3:05:44
  It's time to put an end to this. Guess what?
• 3:06:04
  Oh dope, is that a new gas station?
• 3:06:07
  Why do you care? Malevola always humors me,
• 3:06:10
  Robert. I am sensing dissatisfaction
• 3:06:13
  amongst my new companions. It's one of his powers stating
• 3:06:17
  the Super obvious. Exacerbated size were a great
• 3:06:20
  indicator. No wonder Blazer dumped.
• 3:06:22
  You all right? That's enough.
• 3:06:23
  You said you wanted help and I got you one of the best heroes
• 3:06:26
  at SDN, The. Best at pissing everyone off.
• 3:06:28
  Yeah, yeah. The best at crying, the best at
• 3:06:31
  leaving a giant crater whenever he takes to disguise.
• 3:06:34
  Get out of your systems. He's not going anywhere.
• 3:06:52
  Ready set. Fire.
• 3:06:55
  Let's maybe not start a war here with an elite assassin
• 3:06:58
  organization. Try asking them to leave nicely.
• 3:07:05
  On the move. Hello Dispatcher, would you like
• 3:07:11
  to play a little game? Perhaps a brain teaser?
• 3:07:18
  I hate this asshole. Careful, he's tricky.
• 3:07:20
  His name is Brain Teaser. How tricky can he be?
• 3:07:23
  Don't. Say I didn't warn you.
• 3:07:29
  New me fucking rocks. Hey, who wants fried?
• 3:07:37
  Fish. Or I could also just track you
• 3:08:04
  down. Aren't you persistent?
• 3:08:12
  Yeah, tell whatever fucking loser that needs us that I'm on
• 3:08:14
  my way. Watch me.
• 3:08:34
  Burn. There's a retired SDN hero and
• 3:08:42
  Krypton that causes problems. Can you get him out of there?
• 3:08:45
  Oh shit, Astra man, I remember him when I was a kid.
• 3:08:48
  Poor guy. I've been there really.
• 3:08:51
  Before I joined the Z team I didn't have a part to piss it.
• 3:08:54
  Good shift, fellow heroes. Is my intercom malfunctioning?
• 3:09:01
  Can anyone hear me? Everybody should step back.
• 3:09:36
  Almost feels unfair. Almost.
• 3:09:44
  I knew I had a good feeling about you.
• 3:10:35
  Not only did you cut one of their dumb shit criminal
• 3:10:37
  buddies, you're also forcing them to work with.
• 3:10:39
  One of the greatest heroes of all time.
• 3:10:40
  I was going to say sad sack son of a bitch, but yeah, let's go
• 3:10:43
  with yours. Yeah, let's go with mine.
• 3:10:49
  Hey kid, love you. Love you too.
• 3:10:53
  Don't fuck this up. Earlier that day, Blazer and I
• 3:12:39
  had breakfast at the rim of an active volcano.
• 3:12:43
  Then we made love. I don't need to hear your sex
• 3:12:47
  stories. We never had intercourse.
• 3:12:49
  My alien genitals were not compatible with hers.
• 3:12:53
  That's cool. Why is that cool?
• 3:12:57
  It's it's not. What were you saying?
• 3:13:01
  She was the only thing I was passionate about.
• 3:13:04
  Her voice, her eyes, her disposition, her whole of her
• 3:13:08
  remarkable corporeal form. I don't think that's healthy.
• 3:13:13
  You should have more loves in the world.
• 3:13:15
  So more girlfriends. No, well, maybe that's not my
• 3:13:21
  point. All I'm saying is what you need
• 3:13:25
  to do is find the next thing for you to be passionate about
• 3:13:30
  because it's out there. Thank you, I wish to Make Love
• 3:13:35
  to you again again, but this time I will avoid squeezing the
• 3:13:40
  blood out of you. What is fitness incident?
• 3:13:43
  Last week.
• 3:13:59
  What you watching? You spying?
• 3:14:01
  On. Me, Technically you're still on
• 3:14:04
  the clock. I shouldn't.
• 3:14:06
  Peggy was a ROM com fan. If I'm on the clock, you
• 3:14:08
  shouldn't be pegging me with anything, Robert.
• 3:14:11
  That's extremely inappropriate, especially since I'm usually the
• 3:14:14
  Peggar, not the Peggy. Noted.
• 3:14:16
  Well tell me how it is. I wanted to see that one at.
• 3:14:20
  Least 20 minutes of trailers. I always forget what I'm
• 3:14:23
  watching by the time the movie starts.
• 3:14:25
  Same you going solo. I'm a loner, Robbie, a rebel
• 3:14:29
  that night. Feel bad asking people to pay
• 3:14:31
  when I'm just going to sneak in. The only thing is I can't get
• 3:14:34
  snacks. Floating buckets of popcorn,
• 3:14:37
  too, tend to draw a lot of attention.
• 3:14:39
  But I miss it. I miss popcorn.
• 3:15:17
  I didn't see the first one, can you give me a recap?
• 3:15:19
  It's. Against the law for you to be
• 3:15:21
  watching like. That actually it's illegal for
• 3:15:23
  you to be filming. I don't need the whole thing,
• 3:15:25
  just enough to know what's going on, OK?
• 3:15:28
  It's about this struggling actress who gets this.
• 3:15:31
  Big role from. A movie star the mystique surfer
• 3:15:34
  is like. Then he realizes her secret, but
• 3:15:41
  it turns out he has a secret too, which could ruin you.
• 3:15:51
  Didn't hear any of that. Yeah, no, it's probably fine
• 3:15:55
  though. So what are we like friends now?
• 3:16:01
  Or is this some sort of team building exercise?
• 3:16:06
  To be fair, I thought we already were.
• 3:16:09
  I haven't decided yet. Would have been nice to know
• 3:16:13
  before I spent 86 bucks. I'm not going to fuck you just
• 3:16:16
  because you bought me a bucket of corn.
• 3:16:19
  Can you just be normal for like a second?
• 3:16:26
  This is you first. This is nice.
• 3:16:31
  What are you going to say? Do you like Sour Patch Kids?
• 3:16:38
  I fucking love sour patch kids. Cool, me too.