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7 Nippled Phantom Menace · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: Well, this morning freak show, I'm over here telling Bob
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  Speaker 1: how great beds are. Like that's breaking news to anybody.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning friends, it is Mikey and Bob. I've been
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  Speaker 1: sleeping on our living room couch with my wife Jamie
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  Speaker 1: for a while now, like probably a month. She's got
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  Speaker 1: a lot of she's got a lot of medical issues,
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  Speaker 1: and she sort of sleeps on the couch and she
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  Speaker 1: that's where she likes to be, so you just kind
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  Speaker 1: of camp out there. I join her every now and
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  Speaker 1: then and We'll be watching something at night and then
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  Speaker 1: I'll just fall asleep, and then I'll be like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I might as well, you know, sleep.
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  Speaker 2: On the couch. I've made the couch very comfortable for
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  Speaker 2: me though.
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  Speaker 1: Sure. Yeah, yeah, I got nice blankets and everything on
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  Speaker 1: the couch. When I know I'm doing couch sleepovers, I
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  Speaker 1: may get nice and right. Yeah. So, since we had
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  Speaker 1: our summer vacation at the beginning of July, I have
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  Speaker 1: been sleeping on the couch every night with Jamie. Since then,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't slept in our bed, and it's it's like
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  Speaker 1: three weeks now. Yeah, I slept in a bed last night.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you, everybody, I don't know where you're
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  Speaker 1: sleeping at. But these beds they got it, they got
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  Speaker 1: something going here. You should be sleeping in a bed,
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  Speaker 1: you told me. Just like, I'm such an ass too,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm just like, yeah, You're like, I slept in bedless.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, how was it? Yeah, I know, And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you don't understand. I haven't slept in
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  Speaker 1: a bed in like three four weeks. It was amazing.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I didn't wake up forty times in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the night because I had a cat on me.
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  Speaker 1: You know. That's the other thing too. You gotta look
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  Speaker 1: at there's eight cats in my house. So if you
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  Speaker 1: sleep on the if you sleep on the living room couch, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're in the cat zone at any at any time.
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  Speaker 1: And the cats they love being up and doing stuff
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  Speaker 1: at night over batting at your face. Want a couple pets? Sure, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So you're out there and you don't get a good
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  Speaker 1: night to sleep anyway with the cat. I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 1: cats aren't allowed in my room upstairs, in the bastard bedroom.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I slept in a bed last night. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you you guys got to try these things out.
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  Speaker 1: You're not sleeping in a bed.
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  Speaker 2: You might be doing it wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Give it a try. So comfortable might change your life.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's do some say something nice this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Get some positivity out into the world and out into
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  Speaker 1: the city. If you got something nice to say about
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  Speaker 1: someone or something.
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  Speaker 2: You just started it with the bed there, I did bed.
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  Speaker 1: Say something nice about beds. Hey, beds. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing, beds, but you're pretty comfortable out there.
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  Speaker 1: Send you or say something nice messages. We'll get to
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  Speaker 1: a round to that around seven to ten here on
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  Speaker 1: the Kiss Morning Freak Shows, Mike, you, Bob, good morning,
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  Speaker 1: not just six one kiss.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what's coming for us today?
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  Speaker 1: We got some some rain this afternoon, but this could
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  Speaker 1: be severe. We could see some hail, some damaging wind,
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  Speaker 1: isolated tornadoes, heavy rain that could lead to flooding. It
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  Speaker 1: looks like this afternoon and into the evening it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: look great at some point.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like get your stuff out early.
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  Speaker 1: If you have running around you need to do because
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  Speaker 1: you know, turn around, don't drown all that stuff. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be in play today as it looks like we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get some severe weather coming through. See the rest of
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  Speaker 1: the week. Though, rest of the week does look good.
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  Speaker 1: It looks dry and nice going into the weekend. It
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  Speaker 1: is Mikey and Bob here on a ninety six to
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  Speaker 1: one kiss. Yeah. The Canadian wildfire, haze and smoking all that.
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  Speaker 1: That's gotten a lot better, you know, except now we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna tear off Canada. Did you see that? I did
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  Speaker 1: see that. Yes, we're putting tariffs on Canada. Doesn't make
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  Speaker 1: sense because Canada doesn't pay that we do. And it's
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  Speaker 1: it's yeah, and it's where I get my One Bone
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  Speaker 1: clothes from a Canadian company. Oh no, man, dude, this
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  Speaker 1: is awful. Bob's been wearing I found shirts and shorts
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  Speaker 1: that fit you. Have been wearing this clothing company out
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  Speaker 1: of Canada, One Bone. I'm wearing one of their shirts
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  Speaker 1: right now. For like four or five years. It's all
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  Speaker 1: you wear. It's the only clothing company you wear shirts from.
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  Speaker 1: I've slowly converted my entire closet to it. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: And oh, they're gonna dink around. They did this once before,
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  Speaker 1: dink around. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we edit yourself very nice. I know what you
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  Speaker 2: really want to say.
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  Speaker 1: They did it once before. And through terms up for
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  Speaker 1: like a couple of weeks, and it was horrible for
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  Speaker 1: their business.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, I need this Canadian company to survive.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta buy a lot of shirts. We gotta keep.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta keep this Canadian company. I do not care
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  Speaker 1: like whatever's going on in America and the dumpster fire
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  Speaker 1: we got going on here and I listen, Me and
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  Speaker 1: Bob need a Canadian shirt company to pull through whatever
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  Speaker 1: madness is going on down seriously, because this is where
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  Speaker 1: we found the perfect shirts for ourselves. Stop ding dong
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  Speaker 1: and around and get my shirts over the border. It
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  Speaker 1: took us so many years to find shirts that comfortably
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  Speaker 1: fit our awkwardly sized bodies. It's a Canadian company. Do
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  Speaker 1: we need to support USA and Manument, Yes, but I
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  Speaker 1: here made sure it's that fit us in the whole country.
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  Speaker 3: I don't they have a USA company that fits this well.
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  Speaker 3: They figured it out in Canada like this.
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  Speaker 1: This is the thing that turns Bob on right here,
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  Speaker 1: This is the thing that gets them all political. Right here.
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  Speaker 1: You came for my Canadian shirt. It's all talk enough enough,
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  Speaker 1: cut it.
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  Speaker 2: Out, all right.
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  Speaker 1: We have a Spanish teacher that wants to talk about
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  Speaker 1: Seals coming up next on ninety six to one. Kiss
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  Speaker 1: saying something nice, as saying some positive good happening in
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  Speaker 1: your life. Yeah, we'll get to that around seventen It's
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's hear from Weed Nico who listened to
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  Speaker 4: you get your podcasts.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not just listening to the show, it's seeing
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  Speaker 1: clips of the show, seeing pictures of us in our
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  Speaker 1: daily lives, be our friends, seeing pictures of my cats.
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  Speaker 1: at FS Big Bob for Me Fast stands for Freak Show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: are you gonna do? Follow us on Instagram at FS Mikey,
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  Speaker 1: at FS Big Bob if you love the little round
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  Speaker 1: ball of raccoon named Jimmithy that has taken over the
• 6:52
  Speaker 1: Seattle area has his own day now up there. They're
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  Speaker 1: also somebody painted a mural of Jimmy see the raccoon again.
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  Speaker 1: If you haven't seen this, it looks like a volleyball
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  Speaker 1: shaped raccoon. Some people refer to it as a cryptid,
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  Speaker 1: which is sort of like an imaginary animal that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: seem real. But he's a real raccoon with some spine problems.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like they're really running fast with this one.
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  Speaker 1: There's a mural, people are getting Jimithy tattoos, there's a proclamation.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna have his own day in the city up
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  Speaker 1: by Seattle, where he's from. He's having his own day,
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  Speaker 1: and they're having like a celebration. I mean, is Jimmithy
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  Speaker 1: gonna be there for his own day. They're bringing in
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  Speaker 1: like food trucks, setting up a stage, having everybody hang
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  Speaker 1: out like it's a full thing. That might be that
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  Speaker 1: might be the situation where Jimothy bites somebody.
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  Speaker 2: That might be it.
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  Speaker 1: We might peak with it's Jimithy fast and then Jimothy's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's still wild.
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  Speaker 2: Raccoon and it's gonna bite some seven people that.
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  Speaker 1: Might be where the biting happens. It is Mikey and
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  Speaker 1: Bob here on ninety six one kiss. Let's get to
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  Speaker 5: Hi boys, friendly Spanish teacher again. Here y, I am
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  Speaker 5: listening to Jimmothy the Raccoon and you guys talking about
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  Speaker 5: like how everybody's enthralled with him and had the monkey
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  Speaker 5: punch and all that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there always seems to be like once every couple
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  Speaker 1: months and an animal that takes over the Internet.
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  Speaker 5: Have you guys seen anything on Neil the Seal and Tasmania?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, because if not, you have to watch Love Neil.
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  Speaker 5: This Seal is absolutely hilarious and just freaking habit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, bye, yeah, you know Neil the Seal, Right, Bob,
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  Speaker 1: I think I don't know if we've covered Neil the
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  Speaker 1: Seal before, but there is this seal who uh just
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  Speaker 1: takes over this town in New Zealand and everybody knows him.
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  Speaker 1: It comes out of the water and will just lay
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the road. It's the last Neil
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  Speaker 1: video I saw. They tried blocking him in with like
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  Speaker 1: the police barriers. Yeah, and Neil went over top of
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  Speaker 1: it and snapped it in half.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing works. So here's a little bit of Neil the
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  Speaker 1: Seal after nearly six months at sea. Yeah, Tasmania's most adored,
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  Speaker 1: rambunctious and sleepy mammal. He's back. Hey, nobody, that's just how.
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  Speaker 1: They'll have cars that'll just drive on the road and
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  Speaker 1: they'll pull up right beside him and be like, now,
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  Speaker 1: like some old lady had Neil at her front doors,
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  Speaker 1: just like you can't come in here, you're too big.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, there is a Neil the Seal.
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  Speaker 1: I looked up Neil the Seal before our show started
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  Speaker 1: because I knew we were getting that message right.
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  Speaker 2: Neil the Seals back in New Zealand, back hanging out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, back just cause I think uh seals molt like
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  Speaker 1: they shed their skin, skin or whatever, like not crazy
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  Speaker 1: top coat. They don't look like a nude cat or
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  Speaker 1: anything like that. But yes, so Neil the Seal is
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  Speaker 1: back causing havoc in New Zealand, and it just that's
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  Speaker 1: that's where we are with the internet. Every couple of months,
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  Speaker 1: an animal comes. Sometimes they're just different looking. Sometimes they're
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  Speaker 1: super cute, like Punch the Monkey, or sometimes they're just
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  Speaker 1: like shaped like a volleyball. And it's a raccoon, and
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  Speaker 1: you just say, never seen that before? Ye people, one day,
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  Speaker 1: you know, on Jimmothy Day, it'll be the'll it'll have
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  Speaker 1: its own day and it'll be taken away the same day.
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  Speaker 1: Why because he sent two kids in the hospital and
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  Speaker 1: maybe we got too close to the raccoon. By the way,
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: speaking of animals, we have a Florida Finding Nemo story
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  Speaker 1: coming up for today's Weird Florida Story. I gotta be honest,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't have anything to do with the fish, Nemo
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  Speaker 1: or anything like that. It's got to do with the
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  Speaker 1: naked guy.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get to that around seven to twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob from Mikey and Bob Podcast. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, everyone went to school with a kid that could.
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  Speaker 2: Purple like that? You're right, every one of us do
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  Speaker 2: up streams.
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  Speaker 4: The Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you
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  Speaker 4: get your podcasts.
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  Speaker 1: Some severe storms, some rain, some hail, possibly flooding, possible.
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  Speaker 2: Tornadoes, all of it.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get through the area coming this afternoon, so definitely
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  Speaker 1: watch what you're doing outside, make sure you're safe, you know,
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  Speaker 1: turn around, don't drown all that stuff, because we're getting
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  Speaker 1: a storm coming through the area later this afternoon into
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  Speaker 1: this evening. It's Mikey and Bob on ninety six to
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  Speaker 1: one Kiss. This is the diarrhea portion of our show.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird because we talk about diarrhea and gross stuff
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  Speaker 1: on the show all the time. But now I feel
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  Speaker 1: like when we talk about diarrhea it's public health. And
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: by the way, if you listen to our show for
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: a long time, aren't you glad we taught you how
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  Speaker 1: to spell diarrhea properly years and years ago. Very useful.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: Now I feel like we've all had to spell diarrhea
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  Speaker 1: within the last couple of weeks. Right, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: the way, you remember diarrhea dogs in Africa really hard
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  Speaker 1: every afternoon, Yeah that's what it was. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: so that's how you spelled diarrhea. That's how you remember it.
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  Speaker 1: But yesterday was Taylor Farms, the source of the diarrhea
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  Speaker 1: lettuce coming out and saying, Hey, the FDA apologize. I said,
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  Speaker 1: they're sorry to us.
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  Speaker 2: It was a false positive.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god. Now, one of our friends, doctor Alex, who
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  Speaker 1: listens to the show a lot, he's doctor of public health.
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  Speaker 1: I was watching him on Instagram and he was sort
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  Speaker 1: of explaining, you know what this was. The false positive
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  Speaker 1: from Taylor Farms was for another sample that was not
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  Speaker 1: from the Mexican diarrhea farm that gave their lettuce to
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  Speaker 1: Taylor Farms agen spread it through the country. Right, It's
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  Speaker 1: such a pr blurring of the lines that they did
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  Speaker 1: by saying, like all, the FDA apologized to us. But
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  Speaker 1: then again, why would anybody be honest with the public
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  Speaker 1: at this point, right, Yeah, that's just not how the
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  Speaker 1: world works. Everybody's awful. Yes, it's very hard to keep
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  Speaker 1: up with even simple things like public health at this point.
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  Speaker 1: But uh yeah, it was a little confusing because then
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  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, should we trust the FDA, And it's like, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can, I guess. But the false positive was for
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  Speaker 1: like something that was being tested that was not where
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  Speaker 1: the samples from the Mexican farm came from. So yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry, we still all have a great chance to
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  Speaker 1: get diarrhea. Okay, don't worry. If you've been wishing, it's
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  Speaker 1: your chance is still out there. Yeah, don't act like
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  Speaker 1: there wasn't a The false positive has nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with the diarrhea outbreak that we got going on. They
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  Speaker 1: were testing, it was another thing. It was a false positive. Basically,
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  Speaker 1: they owned multiple farms. They did multiple tests and one
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  Speaker 1: of them came back false positive. However, it wasn't the one. No,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't the one though, So again, no, one's still nasty.
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  Speaker 1: You've been looking to take off a week off of
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  Speaker 1: work and just live on the toilet for a week,
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  Speaker 1: you know, get out there and eat the lettuce.
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  Speaker 2: Now's your time, all right, we'll.
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  Speaker 1: Get to today in freak Show history coming up next
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  Speaker 1: around us, say something nice, if you have something nice
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  Speaker 1: to say about somebody or something. We'll get to that.
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  Speaker 1: Around seven ten, it's Mikey and Bob former Steelers running
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: back Le'Veon Bell got arrested in Ohio. There, Bob Ah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it looks like he didn't pay child support. Again. I
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  Speaker 1: guess this has been an ongoing problem, all right, So
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  Speaker 1: he had a warrant out and yeah, he's been taking
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  Speaker 1: into custody. All right, they got le'vy on. It's Mikey
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  Speaker 1: and Bob here on ninety six to one Kiss You see.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: ESPN is reportedly cut ties with former Steeler Ryan Clark.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: That's after like a decade. He was on Everything Man
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: NFL Live, like Monday night football pregame show with you know,
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  Speaker 1: Kelsey and them. But apparently ESPN is going through some
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: layoffs and Ryan Clark, former Steeler, no longer with the ESPN,
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  Speaker 1: which he'll be fine. He's got one of the biggest
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: sports podcast, the Pivot, with a couple other guys, so
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna be fined. Ryan Clark came out to our
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: yearly toy Drive stuff a boss. This is like probably
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: ten years ago before he even got into broadcasting, and
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  Speaker 1: he was still with the Steelers our yearly holiday toy
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  Speaker 1: Drive and just hung out with us for a couple hours.
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  Speaker 1: Wanted to know, like how we interact with people and
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: how radio works and the timing of it and all.
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  Speaker 1: It's like that deat. Yeah, it really was nothing good
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  Speaker 1: things to say about Ryan Clark, but it looks like
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: he's out at ESPN. Hey, Bucco's lost in New York
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: last night to the Yankees eight to five. One of
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: our all star pitchers, Braxton at Ashcraft, suffered the worst
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: start of his career. Yankees win eight to five. But
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: how about the Magician Man? As Merlin valed as another
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  Speaker 1: home run, he is now the first Pirate to have
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: an RBI in eight consecutive games since.
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  Speaker 2: Kevin Young did it back in nineteen ninety nine.
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  Speaker 1: As Merlin's just on Fireman the Magician. It'll be Bucos
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  Speaker 1: in New York taking on the Yankees again. Bubba Chandler
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  Speaker 1: pitching for the Pirates tonight. It is right around seven o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: Time for us to take you back to a moment
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  Speaker 1: in the show that made us laugh, made us smile.
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  Speaker 1: It is time for today and freak show history, and
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  Speaker 1: today our top five tag team wrestling names that me
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  Speaker 1: and Bob would call ourselves if we were a tag team.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, today, History Today. Top five wrestling tag
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  Speaker 1: team names that you would call me and Bob if
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  Speaker 1: we were actually professional wrestlers. Number five put me in
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  Speaker 1: some overalls Farmer Mikey and corn on the Bob. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you just need a gimmick as a tag team. Minds
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  Speaker 1: it right there in like all yellow wrestling finglet Corn. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you will be dressed in all yellow, hey, with with
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  Speaker 1: a yellow swim cap on. It's just big corn. You got.
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  Speaker 1: Number four wrestling tag team name for us, Lanky and
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  Speaker 1: Spanky the Human number ten. It's so good. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Lanky and Spanky the Human number ten. We always call
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  Speaker 1: ourselves the human number ten because I'm the one, Bob's
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  Speaker 1: zero when.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: We stand next to each other.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Lanky and Spanky the Human number ten is an awesome
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: tag team name for me and you. Number three, Lift
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Kit and Lowrider. Hey, and you know how sometimes like
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: we go when they go to the wrestling ring, like
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: if it's a big event like WrestleMania and they drive
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: a cart out dude man just bouncing in a low rider,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: hitting the switches, Lift Kitten, Lowrider coming to the ring
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: back ends. You're scraping off the ground because I'm sitting
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: too far back in the low Rider. We're not bouncing
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: and all. We're just scraping that bumper, scraping, sparking. Number
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: two tag team wrestling name if me and Bob were
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: a tag team, Number two, the bedet Blaster. That's a
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: good one right there, mat Uh, Me and you now
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: both proud owners of bidets. Yes, the Bedet Blasters do
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: we come out with like squirt guns and like playfully
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: hit the crop. You're like O the Bedet Blaster. That
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: finishing move would be something to work on too. I
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: think we might have to bring in a foreign object
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: for that, right. What's the finishing move for the wrestling
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: tag team the Bedet Blasters, Well, they pull your wrestling
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: trumps down, they make a squirt gun, go where the
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: sun don't shine. And the number one tag team wrestling
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: name for me and Bob would be Mooby and Booby
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: the Areola Assassin. Numb boom boom, whoa. You don't want
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: to know about the finishing move. You don't want to
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: know about the finishing move. Basically, we're just gonna grab
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: them nipples twist. That's it. We're just gonna grab them
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: nipples twist. Let's write off the tag team champions up Pittsburgh,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Moby and Moby the Areola Assassin. I'm Today's weird Florida
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: story has to do with a Florida finding Nemo situation.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: There's no fish invult though, just a naked guy. We'll
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: get to that story around seven twenty five. Everybody loves
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: a good weird Florida Story of the Day. Right, it
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: is Mikey and Bob on ninety six one kiss. It's
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: time to say something nice. What's it? That's right? Uh huh,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: It's time for say something nice. We say something nice,
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  Speaker 6: Good morning, Mike, you and Big Bob. This is Alessandra.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: I just want to take this time and thank you
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: guys for me and you Sunday at Across Studio for
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: the Foot World Cup game. It was truly an honor
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: to meet you guys, and I hope you guys have
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: a wonderful day and hope to see you at more events.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we met Lossandro. He's been listening to the show
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: for a long time.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: We've never met him in person, and I got to
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: meet him out of the Acresure World Cup final. We
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: were out there. Say something nice, say something nice. Hike you,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Big Bob, how are you doing? I can't say enough
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: After my previous breakup with my previous radio station.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Oh boy, I.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Won't name them. Wow. Thank you guys for geez uplifting
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: me and man being amazing in the morning. Thank you
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: so much.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: We got him changes radio station, radio station, break up?
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Where you been?
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Man? You know, come over here, you gotta change with us.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: A couple of ugly, ugly shaped guys, well oddly shaped guys. Yeah, listen, man,
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• 21:26
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• 21:31
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• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to say something nice. Okay, say something nice,
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• 21:51
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• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Last week I was back in time for a little bit,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: and my family and I went to spoon Wood Brewing Company,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: and boys, it was fan tasting. Our server, Sarah, I
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: believe her name was, was amazing. She was so fun
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: so funny. I just have an absolute blast. Just wanted
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• 22:11
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• 22:37
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• 22:40
  Speaker 1: They don't do a lot of shows this year. Nine
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: to thirty, we got your chance for that, And coming
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: up next around seven to twenty five, we will get
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: to today's weird Florida story.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: It is a Florida finding Nemo situation that.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Has nothing to do with fish but everything to do
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: with the naked man. That's coming up next on the
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey and Bob Nix Kiss.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Some severe weather coming through this afternoon. Might see some storm,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: some flash flooding, some hail, damaging winds, and isolated tornado.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: So just uh, you know, be on the alert.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: We might have a pretty bad storm coming through the
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: area this afternoon. It's Mikey Bob here on ninety six
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: to one Kiss Hey Commercial street bridge locked into place.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: You they pushed that in already. Yes, nice, right, I
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: thought that was gonna take a long time. It was
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: scheduled to be closed through August third, but it could
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: reopen as early as the middle of next weeks at
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: a pen Dot executive, So we'll keep an eye on
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: that situation. Uh. The paving work inside the Squirrel Hill
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Tunnel has been completed, so uh yeah, And then I
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: see Liberty Liberty Tunnel is going to close next week
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: eight pm to five am. Some overnight work Tuesday and
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Wednesday night. So just another traffic thing there, but it's
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: just overnight, so it it ain't as bad as what
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: the Marshall Street Bridge implosion has uh has brought the traffic. Uh,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: all right, there's always weird things happening down in the
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: state of Florida. Florida stories have been a staple of
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: our show for years.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: It is time for another Florida story. Here we Yeah,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: all the listeners of the Freak Show, it's time to
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: double to the Sunshine State. Yes, that's another Florida the.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Story down to Saint Petersburg, Florida.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: We go. Forty four year old John Nemath was arrested
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: for indecent exposure. No, he's known as Nemo. Florida man
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: known as Nemo could not find his pants though. All
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: they did around two thirty in the morning. Yeah, police
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: got a call said, hey, we found Nemo. Is this
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: a prank call? Nah, it's a naked guy. Uh. Yeah.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Police got a call around two thirty in the morning
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: about a man exposing himself in a vulgar manner outside
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: of an apartment complex in Saint Petersburg, Florida. Is there
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: a non vulgar way to expose yourself? Uh? Yeah, they're
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: sexy ways to do that. Yeah. I suppose yourself and
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: outside of your apartment window at two thirty in the morning.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's all vulgar. Yeah. Yeah. Uh. The
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: cops found Nemo, Yeah yeah, with no pants on it all.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: He told police he was just outside his apartment trying
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: to enjoy the day. Man, oh man, Nemo was on
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: an adventure. It's two thirty in the morning down in Florida.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: You think the cops are wanting to play around of
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: finding Nemo. They found them. They found them, They found them.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: They little shrimp on them too. It is Florida making
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: the show once again. Now Zar Lars in Midnight Sun
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: feels like the song of the summer. It does, doesn't it?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: It does. It's not Ella Langley's Choosing Texas is the
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: song of summer. It's Mikeyabob on ninety six to one kiss.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Ella Langley has now tied Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Choosing Texas has spent fourteen weeks.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: At number one on the Billboard Hot one hundred tart.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Like and there's been songs that have taken it over,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: but it always comes back right. We're not done with
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Ella Langley Choosing Texas yet. Yeah, it's been cooking. It's
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: now tied the record fourteen weeks at number one hit
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: the Whitney Mariah with Mariah Carey's we Belong Together and
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You. Now this does
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: not include Mariah Carey. All I Want for Christmas is You,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: because that's the all time number one. It's twenty two weeks,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: but that's across seven years. So if you take Mariah
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Carri's Christmas song out, Ella Langley is now.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Just as big as those other two songs.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: So one more week, Ella Langley and She's she's on
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: her own. I mean, nobody's gonna catch Mariah like Christmas,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: that's that's on its own, but non holiday Langley choosing Texas.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Man, it's about to be the biggest song in the.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: History of the Billboard Hot one hundred chart. The Marvel
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Doomsday Avengers trailer came out yesterday. It's gonna be a
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: big one, man, it is gonna be a big one.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I feel like Marvel's just sort of been putting along.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: You know, they give us a TV show here, they
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: give us a movie here. I gotta be honest, I
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: kind of tapped out. I completely tapped out. Yeah, I
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: haven't tapped out of Marvel stuff. And I watched a
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: trailer yesterday. It did give me tingles. It did give
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: me tingles. Last ten seconds of it made me happy.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I just feel like, maybe there's a lot here, you know,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Like I feel like, at some point here we gotta
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: wrap it up, right. I mean, I know they never will,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: because Marvel is like endless content, but this one just
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: seems like I need to know like fifty.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Characters going into this movie.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: You know, a lot of characters I have no clue
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: other than who they are. Yeah, you're not good with
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: d X men or anything like that. Fantastic four, No didn't.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: All right, well they're gonna be in it too. Yeah,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: the Avengers Doomsday trailer came out. It's of course, got
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Robert Downey Junior, not playing Iron Man but playing uh,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: the villain, doctor Victor von Doom. So that was a
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: big thing. Steve Rogers shows up, you know previously Captain
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: America where it's like, yes, Thor's hammer gets stopped by
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Doctor Doom's two fingers. Do you mean to tell me
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: he could stop Thor's hammer with two fingers. That's a
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: lot of part two fingers right there, doctor Doom. Uh,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: So that movie you'll be out in theaters December December eighteenth. Also,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: a judge, a federal judge, has temporarily halted the Paramount
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Warner Brothers merger. This is basically States arguing that it
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: violates anti trust laws and it's gonna lead to were
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: movies and higher prices for you know, streaming services. So
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't really pay attention to any of this crap,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: and then I ran into it yesterday a little bit. Yeah,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: like they're doing this pause or temporary halt to the
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: merger because if they let this play out, Paramount ends
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: up having to pay millions of dollars. Is that what
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: they're doing, Is that what Warner Brothers are doing? Like,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: all right, if this doesn't go through, Paramount's just gonna
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: have to pay us a lot of money. Yeah. Yeah,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: And I think like if enough people protest it, it
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: drags it out farther and farther, and then maybe both
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: are just like, all right, maybe we don't need to
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: do that, you know, as long as they don't touch
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: your dotting ranch and your yellow so it's gonna be
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: okay here, Okay, Paramount, all right, we have your chance
• 29:45
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• 29:47
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• 29:56
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• 30:56
  Speaker 1: We were at Akrocher on Sunday for the World Cup Final,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: and you know, you gotta meet a lot of people
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: who listen to the show and enjoy the show and
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: everything like that, and there was a there's a group
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: of people who came up to us and one guy's
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: introduction to us was just milk, milk, milk, milk, milk,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: that Steelers content. That's how he said high to us
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: and listen. We are getting towards the end of July.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: There is not a lot going on with the Steelers,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: but this is Pittsburgh and it's time to milk the
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Steelers content because we got something going on with our quarterback,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Milk Milk, milk, milk, milk, the Steelers content.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, the Steelers content. Aaron Rodgers
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: has made TMZ. We got Aaron Rodgers news. Aaron Rodgers
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: back with my fam, hugging it out with his mom.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Why days before cam.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Now, if you haven't been following Aaron Rodgers and his
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: family saga, he's sort of been a strange from his
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: family for a few years. But uh, yesterday he posted
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: a picture, a couple pictures with his mom, Darla, his
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: dad Ed, and his brother Luke. His other brother Jordan
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: m I a Jordan Rodgers. He was the one that
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: was on the Bachelorette, I think, and then he talked
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: about that in his Enigma series he did with in
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: that flicks. But he's been a strange for his family
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: for a while. You know, I think he didn't really
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: like his upbringing and there's some religion stuff I think
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: in there, and he just smelk oh Man man. Aaron
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Rodgers took a picture with his parents in one of
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: his brothers, not all of his brothers, one of his brothers.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Do you know what this is saying though to me? Ah,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: stairway to seven. Oh my god, mouth mouth mouth mouth mouths.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Taylor's content, milk, milk melt, the Steelers content, anything else?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Is it just pick that made tmz uh? Just Aaron
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Rodgers taking pictures with his parents. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: He said.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: He pointed to his parents' strict religious beliefs as a
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: reason for the falling out. But I guess, hey, maybe
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: it's Mike McCarthy's back here now. You know, he's starting
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: to think of those Green Bay Packers times and he's like,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: you know what, maybe it's time. I mean, he's a
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: married man now. We don't know who he's married to,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: but he's happily married now true. Oh yeah, this is
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: the end of July Steelers report. Right here, Aaron Rodgers
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: deep in photo away with his mom. We're at the
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Steeler farm. His dad is milk, milk, milk. Not all
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: of his siblings, not all of one brother.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, milk, milk, milk melt, the Steelers content, milk, the Steelers.
• 34:00
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• 34:08
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  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: They were still getting messages about pickles Burg.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Mikey, Bob, Big MACI ex terminator. Hey, with all unique
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: events that happened at Picklesburg this last weekend, with the
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: purple air, warning, the smoke, the rain, I think they're
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: gonna have a reference to it in next year's like
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: maybe sweaty smoked purple pickle. All right, Bud, I don't
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: know if sweaty smoked purple pickles make it on the
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: menu for next year.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: If I thought he could say, is they're gonna be
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: a reference on the pit, you know what, the pitch
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: should make a reference to Picklesburg? I would think so, right, Yeah,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: what are we getting on next season? November? Yeah, right,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be like going into the holidays sort of.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: So we're not gonna get Picklesburg in the next season
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: of The Dole Bus. Yeah, okay. We can't even get
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: the local news to cover stuff with us, let alone
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: the Pit. Hey ultimate power move though, if the Pit
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: just skips over the local news and says, hey, there's
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: these guys do a big toy drive every year, right, Yeah, okay,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: we can't make the local news, we do make the
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: big national Yeah, the best drama on television. Yeah, sure,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: all right, keep up with the fantasies there, Bob, I'm sure, yeah, sure.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: And then we'll be in a Star Wars movie too. Right,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: it's all gonna happen. We're gonna be referenced on the
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Pit too. Yep. Mike and Bob Kahn, Yep, it's all
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. Uh, it is mikey and Bob here on
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: ninety six to one kiss. I don't know if anybody
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: else has gotten themselves into a sort of situation where
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: you realize how technology has changed our lives like this.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: But I had a situation that happened to me where
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, my god, this this can't be real.
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  Speaker 1: I'm driving home from the station the other day and
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  Speaker 1: just didn't want to. I'm like, heay, hey, I'm getting
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• 36:19
  Speaker 1: and Bob right good Fret for like two decades.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, M Simon and.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I, uh, you know. I was texting with them and
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: they said they gotta go a store. I was getting
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  Speaker 1: off the exit and their house is like three minutes
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  Speaker 1: from the exit, and I'm like, ah, well, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: But then I'm like, I don't want to text all that.
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• 37:09
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• 38:36
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  Speaker 1: It's a guy on Instagram, Braydon Days. This is the
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  Speaker 1: guy who posted the Picklesburg video right a couple days back. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so his whole thing on Instagram. He's got one point
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  Speaker 1: one million followers. He's from La. I don't here. This
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  Speaker 1: guy likes to steal big things, like I have seen
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  Speaker 1: him steal a giant dinosaur statue from outside of a
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  Speaker 1: gas station. He just wants to see what he can
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: get away with, right, Yeah, And he came to Pittsburgh
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: trying to steal the Hinds inflatable balloon for pickles couldn't
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  Speaker 1: get that. He ranted the bridge pickle. And now he's
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: coming for something else here in Pittsburgh set his next target.
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  Speaker 1: This seems like a horrible idea. This is again Braden
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  Speaker 1: days On and they did a whole like edited video
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  Speaker 1: and production set up. Says I found my next target
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  Speaker 1: a twenty eight year old Star Wars episode one, the
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Phantom Menace vending machine. I received a tip from an
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: anonymous source that my greatest heist was waiting for me,
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  Speaker 1: located in Pittsburgh. The vending machine is set untouched for
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: twenty eight years, closely guarded by security cameras, a twenty
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: four to seven fire department, a dedicated fan base. This
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  Speaker 1: vending machine is not going to be easy to take.
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  Speaker 1: But like every job, the right crew can get it done.
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  Speaker 1: And for all my Star Wars fans out there, don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: I have big plans for this vending machine. Listen this.
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  Speaker 1: This guy ain't gonna do this right. This guy gonna
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  Speaker 1: steal the vending machine right. That's a Pittsburgh staple up
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  Speaker 1: there in Mount Washington. He's got the fire department right there.
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  Speaker 1: He's got a track record taking things he It wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be the heart of it. Just feels like anybody who's
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: from Pittsburgh knows that's where it belongs. You know. It's
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  Speaker 1: not that it's hard to steal it.
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  Speaker 2: Keep an eye on the vending machine. You can pull
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: up with the truck and get it done real quick.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Right calling it your greatest heist ever, It's not that
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: it's hard to steal. It's steals big things that I
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: steal big things. It belongs there. Yeah, man, this guy's
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: gonna run into a problem like somebody's gonna beat this
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  Speaker 1: guy's ass or something like that, Like somebody's gonna see
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: him try to steal the Phantom Menace Pepsi machine. Pepsi
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: machine might be a bigger kurse to you if you
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: try to move it. You Yeah, yeah, this doesn't seem
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: like a good idea. But he's got over a million followers.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: He cooks on Instagram. He likes to steal big things,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: and he said he's coming for the Phantom Menace. I
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: would Pepsi machine any buddy, if you hear it, I
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: wouldn't touch it. Everybody's gonna turn in to Liam Neeson
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: from taking You don't know me, but we have a
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: particular set of skills here in Pittsburgh. And that thing.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: You leave that thing alone. That thing powers Pittsburgh. We
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: don't know it yet, but the Phantom Menace Pepsi machine
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  Speaker 1: that's been on my out watched it for almost thirty years.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: That thing has some sort of powers where if it
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: moves from Pittsburgh, the whole thing's gonna be thrown off.
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  Speaker 2: You know, everything's going to be thrown off.
• 42:24
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  Speaker 1: gets moved, you don't need to call. Yeah, yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: just everybody bet Nate in a Batman costume before Okay,
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  Speaker 1: at least the mak All.
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  Speaker 2: Right, listen, everybody be vigilant.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: There's somebody with a million followers on Instagram that posted
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: that they have plans to steal the phantom menace Pepsi machine.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a threat on our city? On top of
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: my Washington?
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  Speaker 2: It is AFB.
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  Speaker 1: say something to try to protect a legendary Pittsburgh landmark.
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  Speaker 1: It is Mikey and Bob here on ninety six to
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: one kiss. We were just explaining that there's this guy.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: He's got over a million followers on Instagram. Braiden Days.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: He's been on Instagram for like a year, and he
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  Speaker 1: likes to steal big things that are very hard to steal.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually pretty funny what he does. It is he
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  Speaker 1: like has a crew and everything he'll kill. It shows
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  Speaker 1: up here. I know. Now it's in our backyard again.
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  Speaker 1: This guy posted Braiden Days on Instagram. I found my
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: next target, a twenty eight year old Star Wars episode
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  Speaker 1: one Phantom Menace vending machine. Now this thing is from
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine. All right, but it's where it's supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be. Buddy, it's up on Mount Washington. Don't touch it.
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  Speaker 5: I lived out by Philadelphia, and now I live here.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you're here, Now, what do you mean there's a
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: phantom menace PEPs On not Washington.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to go see this thing. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't want it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want it, and I'm a fighter guy to
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  Speaker 1: try to take it.
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  Speaker 1: I guess not everybody knows this, but this is like
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  Speaker 1: a Pittsburgh landmark. It's been there, really, it's been there
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  Speaker 1: since nineteen ninety nine, really is Don't the firefighters because
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  Speaker 1: it's right next to the fire station up there, don't
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  Speaker 1: they like take care of it and like restock it
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: and everything too. Yeah, Engine Company twenty seven they keep
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  Speaker 1: it stocked. All local firefighters there take care of it,
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  Speaker 1: service it and everything. Yeah, it's been there for since
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  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine. Now this guy from out of town
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  Speaker 1: says he's gonna steal the Phantom menace. Pepsi vending machine
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  Speaker 1: has spent for thirty years. Not on our watch, bro,
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  Speaker 7: I was just listening and I heard him mention about
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  Speaker 7: the Star Wars vending machine heist that the Instagram guy
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  Speaker 7: wanted to do. Is that a working vending machine? Because
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: that's the first time I've ever heard about that. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 7: I'm not from Pittsburgh or just from like an hour
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: from there, so but yeah, I thought that was pretty interesting.
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  Speaker 7: Thanks for sharing.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a real thing. This is Pittsburgh lore. But
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  Speaker 5: It reminded me of the song I have one of
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  Speaker 2: They have black nipples. Thought it was a tick, so
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• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, you got seven nipple dog. There was
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  Speaker 2: I was unaware that you can rip a nipple off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, obviously they're probably an uncle who's lost
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  Speaker 1: two cats, I mean we have eight cats, so uh
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  Speaker 1: but seven mo flicking nipple off one of them? Basically, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They got bugs on them? They got bugs on them,
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  Speaker 1: Was just like, oh, we got ticks, and she went
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  Speaker 1: just kept picking at them suckers until they came off.
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  Speaker 1: Might have lost the nipple, yeah, might have lost the nipple. There. Man,
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  Speaker 1: It is Mikey and Bob. Our show has taken a
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  Speaker 1: turn this morning, as we learned there is somebody in
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: town from Los Angeles. Bryden Days is their name on Instagram,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: over a million followers, and they like to steal things.
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  Speaker 1: And they posted a video yesterday that their plan is
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: to steal the Phantom Menace Pepsi vending machine that has
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: been on Mount Washington since nineteen ninety nine. Yeah, firefighters
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: take care of it, living its best life. That's where
• 50:55
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  Speaker 1: four hour watch on the vetting machine if the city
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: wonderful idea, all right about the pepsi machine. Here we go.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: We need to put an air tag inside that.
• 51:50
  Speaker 7: Some would be whoa that way in case it does
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  Speaker 7: get stolen, we'll.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Know where to get him. Okay, all right, guys, have
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  Speaker 1: a good one, all right, not a bad idea from
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: think those firefighters are tagged it already. They should have.
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  Speaker 1: It's such a Pittsburgh landmark that, like even people in Pittsburgh,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: not everybody as we know, knows about the Phantom Menace
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  Speaker 1: vending machine. By the way, what's the kids? What's the
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  Speaker 1: guy's name in Brayden. You don't want the top hack
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  Speaker 1: even thinking if I try to steal the Phantom Menace
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  Speaker 1: legendary pepsi vending machine. I'm Mount Washington. You're not even
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  Speaker 1: thinking that you could possibly be attacked by a groundhog,
• 52:50
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  Speaker 1: Satani is ready to ride with this too, Bob, we
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  Speaker 1: got animals that can bite. We got top hat guys
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: who wear gloves so they can touch anywhere they're allowed
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  Speaker 1: to out. I just love we've discovered the heist. You
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  Speaker 1: made a fun video.
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  Speaker 2: Now we're doing everything to protect.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: It's our job. You made a fun video. It's our job.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I think you should probably step away from that. Pick
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  Speaker 1: another target, don't do it. The Phantom Menace Pepsi machine
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  Speaker 1: up on Mount Washington is it's under our protection. Okay
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: if you don't want this smoke. Hey, I just checked
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  Speaker 1: my Instagram messages here, Johnny Doe just sent us a
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  Speaker 1: screenshot from the Star Wars Pepsi vending machine Phantom Menace
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  Speaker 1: up on my Washington. Yeah, it has reviews for it,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: right because whatever it's place. Uh, somebody posted just heard
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: from Mikey and Bob. Some Instagram or wants to try
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  Speaker 1: stealing this thing. Stay strong, Pittsburgh, you know what to do.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Words out on the streets words out on the streets.
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  Speaker 2: We got this machine goo.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: We got the word out all right. Here is your
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: chance to go to a big twenty one pilot out
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: hometown show. You gotta be able to go to Columbus,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Ohio for it, though. Here's your chance. This is your
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: week here on our show if you're a big twenty
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  Speaker 1: one Pilots fan. Congratulations, did Devin from Irwin one tickets
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: to go in October to the sold out twenty one
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Pilots show in their hometown Columbus, Ohio. They're playing Ohio Stadium.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: You know where Ohio State plays football. That's where they're from.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a big show. Congrats to Devon from Irwin.
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  Speaker 1: More chances Wednesday, Thursday and Friday morning around nine thirty
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  Speaker 1: for you to go see twenty one Pilots in Columbus.
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  Speaker 1: It's Mike and Bob on ninety six to one Kiss.
• 54:37
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  Speaker 2: Guys, who's back in Pitts First, it's.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Our buddy AJ from Florida. Watcha Saturday Oh wowposed I
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: had a hot crotch Okay, hold on pause. Got a
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  Speaker 1: hot crotch rub by the TSA Saturday morning.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, happy birthday.
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  Speaker 1: It's not Bob's birthday, AJ, but New Year's Day. Everybuddy
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  Speaker 1: AJ from down in Florida listens on the iHeartRadio app
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  Speaker 1: all the time.
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  Speaker 2: He's got family up here.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, it's the first time I've flown by the way
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  Speaker 1: in huh probably years of this pastime to Florida. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you just went down to Florida for your summer vacation, right,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: did you have the hot crotch? I don't know if
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: they're sending bigger people back through the regular metal detectors
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: they got you again. No, they didn't send me through
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: the turney thing where it it detects like they veered
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: me off to the other thing that you just walk through. Like, okay, bars, now,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: let's explain the hot crotch for people, because we talked
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: about this months and months ago on the show.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: You know, when you're flying TSA, the.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Airport has two types of metal detectors, one you walk
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: through or one that spins around your body and.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, the spinny one gets you.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: So I think it was last summer they started reports
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: came out that there was a problem because the spinny
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: one and detects heat on your body. I'm just like, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: anytime I've ever flown, I've gone through that thing and
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: instant hot on the crotch and then they got to
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: give you the rub down. Yeah, and this time I
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: flew down to Florida and back.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: They sent me through the walk through one both times,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: and I was straight through. You think they think it
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: might be a I think they might see a bigger person.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: And you think now they're like, we we know that
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: that guy's crotches not room temp. I think they know
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: there's no chance if they send me through that that
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: it's Yeah, so maybe it's just it's it's on them. Basically,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: if you want to send me through, sure, but then
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: somebody's got to touch it. You choose your own adventure.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: T say, don't say somebody's got to touch it. Their job, okay,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: but you know it, don't take it. You know my body? Okay,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, they gotta find the spot of your
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: body and shoo's your adventure TSA, Okay, I don't think
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: that's what. I don't think that Hey, aj Don in Florida,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: he's up in Pittsburgh. Yeah, we have.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: All right, we're not clapping for hot crotches.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Oh maybe we are, man, you know what, maybe we are.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe we are ninety six to one kiss They watch out.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: If you're a Bravo fan, you probably already know this,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: but you got ah, you got something new to watch tonight,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: the new series Real Housewives of London. For me, herees
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: tonight on Bravo. Uh it is Mikey and Bob on
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: ninety six to one Kiss. Buco's back at it tonight
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: in New York taking on the Yankees after they lost
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: eight to five last night. Really for us here in
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh though, I think today, especially going into this afternoon,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: in this evening, maybe for your commute home, storms aren't
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: looking good. Huh no, no, look this is uh. I
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: feel like the closer it did it, the uh the
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: more I'm just like, all right, we're staying inside this afternoon.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Damaging winds expected gus up the you know, sixty seventy
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: miles an hour, large quarter sized hail expected. Isolated tornadoes
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: are possible, so you know that'll be a thing. Obviously,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: the heavy rain is coming. Flooding possible. You know, if
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: you live in one of those areas where you usually flood.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Today is a day that you're gonna want to really
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: pay attention to the weather. And uh and look, you know,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: turn around, don't trund. Rules are rules if you've got
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: to be out there. But yeah, you know it's the
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: summertime we get severe storms and uh, this is just
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: another one that'll be coming through the area later this
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: afternoon and uh and into this evening.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: All right, Bob, it is time to name.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: The podcast our podcast, Our Mikey Bob Podcast, now sponsored
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  Speaker 1: by our friends over at the uh the Sea Harper
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Auto Group. We we really have a great history with
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: the Sea Harparado Group because Bob drives a Chevy.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: It's got over two hundred thousand miles on it.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: But when he originally bought it, he bought it from
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: the Sea Harparado Group, from our guy Dino. Because Bob
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: drove like an hour to get this because he looked
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: at all the price Drow Pittsburgh and everything. He's like, man,
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: it's the best deal. I gotta drive to Sea Harper
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: for I think I really got it like five thousand
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: dollars cheaper than any place that I could find it.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Was worth it shut out to everybody over at the Sea.
• 59:27
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• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Bob podcast, and Bob I always know at the end
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: of the show, we're gonna name the podcast, and it's
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: usually a weird name. What would you like to name
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: today's podcast? Seven Nipples, phanom Menace. I'm telling you, man,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: we're gonna protect that Phantom Menace Pepsi machine up on
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Mount Washington. If you missed the show a little bit earlier,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: there's an Instagram guy who's got like over a million
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: followers and he steals big things, and he's gonna try
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: to steal the phantom Menace pepsi machine that's been on
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Mount Washington for over thirty years. Like his videos are
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: actually funny, but I've seen him steal it a dinosaur before,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: like a like a dinosaur statue. He's not from Pittsburgh,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: but he's visiting here. Yeah, I think he's out of
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: la and his videos are only funny until he got
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: to the Phantom Menace petty machine because it's not funny anymore. No,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: he can't take that it's not. But I think the
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: fact that we spent a lot of our show talking
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: about this guy and his plans and that fire department
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: needs to be on watch him.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: The Mount Washington.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Everybody, I would say, today and maybe next couple of
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: days into the weekend, until we know this guy's out
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: of town. Okay, Everybuddy Troy and Brian up at nothing
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Man up there on my water, they need to be
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: on alert. And everybody get the word out up there
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Mount Washington. Everybody's on alert. Why somebody from all town
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: thinks they're gonna steal a damn phantom menace pepsi machine.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: That's just a Pittsburgh staple.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: All right, that's it for our show today. Get caught
• 1:00:54
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• 1:00:57
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• 1:00:59
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