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Borachos Y Pendejitos · LOLwithMariandJohn.com

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  All right, I am trying to find video capture device, because apparently you
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  have to have something that's capturing your image.
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  All right.
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  Headphones, other devices. Are you connecting other devices? Leave me on my own.
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  Oh, do I have to put your phone in as ever? I think so. Oh, all right.
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  Hold this. You know, go to system settings, then go to display and brightness. Okay.
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  System settings, display and brightness. That's good, girl. And then you go
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  to, you go down the list, and then it'll say something.
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  Night shift. No, the one after that. Auto lock.
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  Then you go to never, and then you just leave it there. Okay.
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  All right.
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  Oof. You did,
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  it. Oof. Okay, so then we go, oop, I chunga lunga.
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  Believe that, go back.
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  And we say, yes, okay, and then we go shrink her down, because it's too big.
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  I am flying.
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  Hi. La-la-la-la-la. Hi.
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  No tan large, because, you know, estoy muy...
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  Okay, that's good. All right, then we want to go like this.
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  Home.
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  Home.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm really... Okay. Okay. I don't want to panic you.
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  No, I'm not panicked. I'm just like, I'm out there.
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  Okay, but if... I mean, can you talk? Because you...
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  Why are you crying? I'm not crying. I'm just... It's so red and full of water.
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  Oh, really? Oh, my God, yes.
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  So then maybe I might be a little...
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  No. No? Oh, God. No.
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  Go for it. Okay. Is there a reason not to?
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  I mean, if I can't anymore, I'll stop. How's that?
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  I mean, yes. No, you have to keep going.
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  You get that right i know i put so much pressure on myself you're you're no
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  wonder you need to stay so heavy with so much fortitude,
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  you're under a lot of pressure in that brain and that's on my own yeah it's
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  all on your own i know i know it's kind of like you're smarter than that.
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  What the fuck are you doing? You know?
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  It's like, chill the fuck out.
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  That's true. Boy, I'm like, hija, no te haces.
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  No te haces. My mom would always say that. No te haces.
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  Like, no te haces, pendeja. Yeah.
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  Yeah. You know, she was so aware of how.
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  Hello?
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  Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh, that's better.
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  Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Yeah, I can hear. Hello?
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  Hello? Oh, that's better.
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  Hello?
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  We're going to have to get a table or something where we can face everybody
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  because this is not being able to face them is weird.
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  Oh, I love the background.
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  What is it? Oh, that's... Oh, yeah, it's like a rainbow cloud.
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  Because there's right there, that white thing, that's one of the light fixtures over there.
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  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that white thing over... And that white thing,
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  those are the lights pointing...
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  Oh, my God, we're so... Well, how cool is that? Well, yeah. The fact that it
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  took us this long to realize, what the fuck are those white squares?
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  And it's like, all right. Because I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah.
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  I wish. Not to put blondes down or anything. Oh, yeah, right.
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  I wish. Yeah. So, what's up?
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  What should we talk about? Oh. If you wanted to reveal the scariest thing about
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  yourself right now, what would it be? The scariest thing.
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  And it's not fair that I ask that of you because I'm asking you to throw mud
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  on yourself before I throw mud on myself.
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  And then I might go, ooh, that looked gross. I'm not going to do it. But, you know...
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  I think if you're going to go for a higher level of existence,
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  a higher level of existence, you want to advance your understanding of yourself.
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  And by doing a simple thing, you can advance greatly. And that is asking yourself,
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  the most difficult question.
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  Look at yourself in the mirror as you progress as a human being.
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  Look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself a very difficult question.
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  What could you share about yourself.
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  That is not helping you, but also maybe hurting you?
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  What could you share?
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  Well I will tell you is not having teeth,
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  I mean I used to be so proud of them you're so vain oh my god I'm sorry but you know,
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  it was like that was part of my persona is having the best teeth in the world
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  is that why you're drinking so much,
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  could be listen you were drinking before that shit Oh, not before I was, but anyway.
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  So, aside from your cheese, do you think drinking might be a situation that,
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  is like embarrassingly out of control? Yeah.
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  So don't you? Oh, yeah, definitely.
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  I mean, I've said it. I mean, I've said it because, but I have no willpower to stop. And,
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  I've almost talked myself into, hey, I'm a drinker for life.
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  So, you know, like that. And,
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  I think that's fine. but the way my mind works it's cutting myself short because
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  I like to know all aspects of life and I like to experience both sides of a
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  story so I'd like to know what it's like,
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  not to be addicted to alcohol I'd like to know what it's like not to be a drinker
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  so I can say hey I went there I did it,
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  you know so why not so the argument that on a lifetime drinker it doesn't hold
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  water anymore it doesn't hold booze anymore um,
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  i'm worried there's so many things i'm worried about i'm worried about the fact
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  that we're both drinkers yeah and one of the principal one of the principal,
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  instructions the principal beliefs in the 12-step program that i understood was.
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  If a person you're in a relationship with living with,
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  suffers from the same thing that you're supposed to separate yourself from them
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  until you guys can both come back as non-drinkers.
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  Because they will become a crutch for you to continue to drink they'll be the
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  ones saying yes when you're saying no, you'll be the one saying no when they're saying yes.
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  But either way, you'll keep it going because you're like a team of drinkers.
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  So that scares me because you're like my best friend in the whole world.
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  I know. And I don't want to go anywhere else. I don't either.
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  But I don't want to be drinking anymore like this. I know. Me too.
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  You know, I like the podcast reality and I want to do this podcast thing.
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  And I feel like we're ripping people off if we're coming out under the influence
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  of alcohol because it's kind of demifying or it's kind of knocking down the
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  walls. It's kind of gutless.
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  You know, it takes guts to come out and speak your truth.
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  It's easy to speak your truth when you're drunk. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's true.
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  So I kind of want to, I don't want to be gutless anymore. Okay.
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  It's very embarrassing for me because I'm a very proud person. Me too.
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  And I can't imagine sharing this information with the people I know because
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  I try to present myself as someone who's got their shit together. Yeah, absolutely.
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  You know, in all areas of life I don't. And I do like the bottle.
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  And it is a problem we both do it's a problem.
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  And I don't want to separate yeah so.
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  I guess we're making a promise to keep this podcast going,
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  we're going to figure out a way for two best friends who are alcoholics to stop
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  drinking and to present themselves,
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  uh sober in the next episode,
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  yeah so i mean i don't know what else needs to be said do you have anything
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  else to say no i think baby steps baby steps yeah so the next episode has to be sober,
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  And I hope your new teeth come in because the ones you have sucked. I know.
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  But, you know. But I'm getting there. So this is me.
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  But also my new teeth. Madi. We call her Madi. Listen, many people say Madi.
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  That's not the way it goes. With her, it's Madi. Like almost like an M-A-D-I. Madi.
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  That's how you say her name, Madi. that's why it's Maddie and John LOL with
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  Maddie and John laugh out loud Maddie and John dot com but also,
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  come and visit us and if you have difficulty you know hey I don't know.
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  Try and change try and change try your best to change Always to become better within yourself.
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  Oh, all right. Here we go. Twin powers. Sobriety. Sobriety.
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  We'll see you next time. Sober clean and sober. Bye.