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Hour 1 - Jerry Had a Little Lamb · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 2: there now Here in hour one is it in bounds
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  Speaker 2: to blame ceedee Lamb for the Cowboys loss or out
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  Speaker 2: of bounds? Also, how did you grade Dak Prescott's performance
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  Speaker 2: as the Eagles beat the Cowboys? And were you surprised
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  Speaker 2: and more right now. Give it up for our number one.
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  Speaker 3: Jerry had a little lamb and that lamb came up
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  Speaker 3: really small when it mattered. Most welcome inm not beginning
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  Speaker 2: time and listening live. But our lead this hour is
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  Speaker 2: from Phildelphia. The curtain and the championship banner went up
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  Speaker 2: to the rafters. There was raised the twenty twenty five
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  Speaker 2: NFL season. Were you watching, well, probably probably, I mean
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  Speaker 2: just had to get a really good rating, really good rating.
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  Speaker 2: Cowboys were involved, and so you had Jalen Hurts. We
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  Speaker 2: told you yesterday and one of the many Draft Kings
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  Speaker 2: commercials that Jalen Hurts scoring a touchdown seemed like a
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  Speaker 2: good idea to us. He did not only one, but
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  Speaker 2: two touchdowns, so Jalen Hurts rushing for two scores. The
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  Speaker 2: Eagles with stood a rare although not quite as rare
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  Speaker 2: as it should be, weather delay, and they needed a
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  Speaker 2: late stop to beat the Cowboys twenty four to twenty
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  Speaker 2: game ending early in the overnight hours in Philadelphia. There
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  Speaker 2: is the sixty five minute delay. A wild start to
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  Speaker 2: the NFL season. Looked like the game would be in
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  Speaker 2: the forties in the first half. The Eagles led twenty
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  Speaker 2: four to twenty with four forty four to go in
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  Speaker 2: the third court. So fours across the board, fours across
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  Speaker 2: the board.
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  Speaker 1: And then the yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then the game was delayed I mentioned for sixty
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  Speaker 2: five minutes because of lightning in the area. We'll get
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  Speaker 2: to that some point later on in the show around
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  Speaker 2: Lincoln Financial Field. So the game ended up just after midnight.
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  Speaker 2: I love these people that are used to working during
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  Speaker 2: the day. They get so freaked out. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: Mike Turko, I thought it was gonna have a heart attack.
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  Speaker 1: On NBC. It was, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: The game inded after mid no Oh my god, Hey Mike,
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  Speaker 2: there's people up overnight, you dope. They work the overnight shift,
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  Speaker 2: You moron, you might want to acknowledge the people that
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  Speaker 2: drive trucks and work in factories and make donuts. So
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  Speaker 2: when you fat ass goes to the donut shop, you
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  Speaker 2: can eat a donut in the morning. They're making them overnight. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: he says, Oh, I can't believe, but we ended it
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  Speaker 2: after midnight.
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  Speaker 1: Holy crap.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, the Cowboys had a chance. They had multiple chances.
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  Speaker 2: Now dak Press got through an incomplete pass on a
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  Speaker 2: fourth down and three.
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  Speaker 1: That was the.
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  Speaker 2: Final blow with one fifty four to go, the last gasp.
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  Speaker 2: The better story, though, is in the losing locker room.
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  Speaker 2: The better story is in the losing locker room.
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  Speaker 1: We had the.
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  Speaker 2: Debut of Shotzi or Shanty Brian Schottenheimer. He took over
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  Speaker 2: as the coach. He's the latest sock puppet for Jerry Jones.
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  Speaker 2: And there's this story within the story here. If you
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  Speaker 2: saw the game, I believe you know where we're going
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  Speaker 2: with this. So many pointing the finger at CD Lamb
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  Speaker 2: and that's the Dallas pass catcher. In fact, even Ceedee
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  Speaker 2: Lamb was pointing the fingers at who was pounding his
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  Speaker 2: chest like at the end of the game.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of Hey, blame me. It was my fault. Bad
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  Speaker 1: job by me.
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  Speaker 2: He melted down in the fourth quarter of this game
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  Speaker 2: with multiple drop passes, including a backbreaker for the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: So let us discuss is.
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  Speaker 2: It inbounds or is it out of bounds to blame
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  Speaker 2: Ceedee Lamb for the Cowboys loss? So is it inbounds
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  Speaker 2: to blame Ceedee Lamb for the Cowboys loss or out
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  Speaker 2: of bounds? So my thoughts on this, I've got Marvel Comics, iPhones,
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  Speaker 2: and Hermit Crab and we will combine all of these
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  Speaker 2: things together and we are going to make cotton Candy,
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  Speaker 2: which is about as tough as the Cowboys defense was
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  Speaker 2: early in that game. Now, a better second half for
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  Speaker 2: Dallas defensively, But it's not about that. This is about
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  Speaker 2: the story within the story. Cee d Lamb hole Lee
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  Speaker 2: crap Wow. Now, he did have seven catches for one
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  Speaker 2: hundred and ten yards. That's a good stat line if
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  Speaker 2: you play fantasy football. But in terms of the making
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  Speaker 2: a play.
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  Speaker 1: When it mattered, he did not.
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  Speaker 2: Here is the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Brian Schottenheimer.
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  Speaker 2: Brian Schottenheimer, commenting on the night of Ceedee Lamb, take
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  Speaker 2: it I don't.
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  Speaker 4: Worry about See, Lamb City's gonna be fine. What a
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  Speaker 4: great player. Again, this was a This was a team defeat,
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  Speaker 4: and we own that. You know, we understand where we
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  Speaker 4: can go as a football team. We understand. I love
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  Speaker 4: the competition. I thought guys competed their butts off. I
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  Speaker 4: thought that was great. But we're all about winning, and
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  Speaker 4: we didn't win tonight, and so therefore it's not good enough.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: If I was Jared Jones, I'd fire Shottenheimer right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'd say, all right, you're not allowed to go back
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  Speaker 2: to Dallas.
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  Speaker 1: You're a dope. Uh No, how about some accountability.
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  Speaker 2: How about your guy, your mister one hundred million dollar man?
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  Speaker 1: Fed up?
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  Speaker 2: Why can't we say that, Oh my god, what was
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  Speaker 2: it gonna rain down lightning like it did in Philadelphia
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  Speaker 2: there when the game was delayed. If you say that,
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  Speaker 2: this is the stuff about sports that just drives me insane,
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  Speaker 2: Like they just think you're a moron. The customer is dope.
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  Speaker 2: You can't acknowledge what everyone sees. Right, you're the one
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  Speaker 2: hundred million dollar man. You're supposed to be the difference maker.
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  Speaker 2: It's like Marvel comics. I learned this from my friend
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  Speaker 2: Spider Man. With great power comes great responsibility. You're one
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  Speaker 2: hundred million dollar receiver.
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  Speaker 1: That means when.
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  Speaker 2: The ball's in the air and it hits your hands
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  Speaker 2: in the fourth quarter, you've gotta make the play.
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  Speaker 1: You don't get to play well.
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  Speaker 2: I had seven catches for one hundred and ten yards
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  Speaker 2: card and your coach can defend your Well, it's a
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  Speaker 2: team loss.
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  Speaker 1: Empty.
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  Speaker 2: Those are empty calories. They're empty stats by Ceedee Lamb
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  Speaker 2: and Jerry Jones Cowboys. They pay this guy to be
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  Speaker 2: a special ingredient. Not everyone is treated the same.
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  Speaker 1: We know that is. Oh, it's a meritocracy. No, it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone's treated a little bit differently. Right, the stars get
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  Speaker 2: a little more wiggle room. This is the thing. You
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  Speaker 2: get one hundred million dollars that is supposed to separate
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  Speaker 2: rate you from a guy on the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, any jibbrodi.
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  Speaker 2: Can go out there and drop the ball in crunch time.
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  Speaker 2: That's not one hundred million dollars receiver. But wait, there's more.
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  Speaker 2: How about the other receiver George Pickens, who I think
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  Speaker 2: had more success picking buggers out of his nose than
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  Speaker 2: he did in this game.
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  Speaker 1: He coming over from Pittsburgh. Three catches for thirty yards.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, that makes him a jar just a
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  Speaker 2: receiver and you can find those guys anywhere also.
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  Speaker 1: But I want to go back to celm Cede.
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  Speaker 2: Limb is supposed to be more right, and I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to live in a word.
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  Speaker 1: You can't criticize him. But as the team loss, I
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  Speaker 1: trust him. How would you trust him?
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  Speaker 2: How many times the sports that we've seen when players
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  Speaker 2: get the yips, sometimes they never recover from that.
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  Speaker 1: That was a yips game. Yip beity, yippity yipity yep,
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  Speaker 1: it was a yip game.
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  Speaker 2: Right, don't let that distract you, all right, that the
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  Speaker 2: coaches out there there has a team. This was am
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  Speaker 2: when it mattered. He shrank, right, he shrank. He was
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  Speaker 2: the guy who.
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  Speaker 1: Was wide open.
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  Speaker 2: Hero down four touchdown, you have the lead pressure on
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  Speaker 2: the Eagles, and he tripped over his own kid.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's like if you ever go to Times Square,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Those rip off spider Man, rip off characters, like a
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  Speaker 2: rip off spider Man that tripped over his own cape
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  Speaker 2: in Times Square in a photo thing trying to you know,
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  Speaker 2: hustle people for money, like do better be better. That's
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  Speaker 2: the whole job description. When you're being paid to be
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  Speaker 2: the superhero. It's like when you make a movie and
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  Speaker 2: the movie tanks. Do you do you say, well, we
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  Speaker 2: all were bad in the movie, or do you say
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  Speaker 2: with the headliner of the movie sucked. You don't blame
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  Speaker 2: the extras in the movie. Like, that's not how any
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  Speaker 2: of this works where you It bothers me when it's
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  Speaker 2: money time, poof, poof. This is the Cowboys. The stars
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  Speaker 2: vanished and now it's not all on CD though. We
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  Speaker 2: got to pass the buck over to Dak Prescott. How
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  Speaker 2: did you grade Dak Prescott's performance for the Cowboys?
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  Speaker 1: So he wasn't in.
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  Speaker 2: The very front of the vomit comet that was ceedee lamb.
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  Speaker 2: However he was riding shotgun in the vomit comet. Dak
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  Speaker 2: Prescott now drops aside he was an NGNGE not good
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  Speaker 2: enough performer. NGNGE not good enough. This was supposed to
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  Speaker 2: be and it is a measuring sticky. Now we assume
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  Speaker 2: the position that the Cowboys are not going to be
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  Speaker 2: a playoff team. They weren't a playoff team last year.
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  Speaker 2: They have a worse team this year than they did
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  Speaker 2: last year. But that's the assumption. You can change assumptions
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  Speaker 2: by your performance. The Eagles and Cowboys this is an
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  Speaker 2: nfcast grudge match which started with one of the key
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  Speaker 2: Eagle defenders ejected for spitting a nice juicy lougie the
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  Speaker 2: direction of Dak Prescott, who had spin on the ground
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  Speaker 2: and some Eagle fans.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see Derek spit.
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  Speaker 2: We'll talk more about this later, but Dak spit on
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  Speaker 2: the ground and they think that's equal to a loogie
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  Speaker 2: being spit by Jalen Carter on Dak Prescott. But in
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  Speaker 2: terms of Dak's performance, I would have rather had some
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  Speaker 2: phlegm in the second and a half.
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  Speaker 1: That would have done better.
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  Speaker 2: Right, And so what Dak if you look at this
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  Speaker 2: as a measuring state, in the second half, he also shriveled,
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  Speaker 2: shriveled up. Now he didn't get help from Ceedee Lamb.
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  Speaker 2: But at halftime, as I was observing, you could say, hey,
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  Speaker 2: Dak was fine.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say he was great. In the first half.
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  Speaker 1: Would you say it was great. I wouldn't say it
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  Speaker 1: was great. I thought he was fine. Uh, he wasn't terrible.
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  Speaker 2: He passed the test. You know, the last person that
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  Speaker 2: graduates medical school they call a doctor. You know, they
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  Speaker 2: still call him the doctor. That Dak Prescott wasn't killing
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  Speaker 2: the Cowboys, he wasn't killing the Eagles. But then in
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  Speaker 2: the second half, it was how low can you go?
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  Speaker 2: It was how low can you go? In the second half?
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  Speaker 2: How bad was it? It was cover your eyes bad?
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  Speaker 2: Dakota after halftime was nine of seventeen passing. He completed
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  Speaker 2: a little less than fifty five percent of his passes,
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  Speaker 2: averaged three point five yards per pass. That's I mean,
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  Speaker 2: che my god. That is a referendum on Dak Prescott.
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  Speaker 2: And this is one of the arguments that Dak Prescott,
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  Speaker 2: you know, he got paid and Jerry Jones has gotten
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  Speaker 2: played because he's a fraud.
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  Speaker 1: Dak Prescott. He's a phony quarterback that puts.
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  Speaker 2: Up numbers against god awful teams and then went against
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  Speaker 2: better teams. He doesn't elevate people, and he doesn't rise
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  Speaker 2: to the challenge and all that.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the argument.
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  Speaker 2: And if you had done a blind side by side
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  Speaker 2: examination and said, okay, here's quarterback A and here's quarterback B,
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  Speaker 2: and their performance in the sec and a half, you
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  Speaker 2: would have said, was that Anthony Richardson, or I mean
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  Speaker 2: that that's Dak Press, that's an Antony richards In. The
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  Speaker 2: stat line outside of he didn't quit and take himself
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  Speaker 2: out of the game like that gutless Anthony Richardson, or
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  Speaker 2: the other thing is that he said, well he didn't
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  Speaker 2: turn the ball over. But you know, Richardson the definition
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  Speaker 2: of bad losing your job to Daniel Jones, but just
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  Speaker 2: a scattershot, short arming throws, totally lost in the moment,
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  Speaker 2: and Jerry Jones could have gone out and gotten a
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  Speaker 2: guy from the XFL to do all that. Dak Prescott
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  Speaker 2: in the second half, you know, he was like, if
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  Speaker 2: you didn't didn't hear the game or see the game,
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  Speaker 2: Dak was like one of those iPhones, you know, one
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  Speaker 2: of those older iPhones where the battery says forty percent
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  Speaker 2: and then you open up your Instagram app and then
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  Speaker 2: it dies within a second. As soon as you open
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  Speaker 2: it up. You're like, well, so he said forty percent,
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  Speaker 2: but it died.
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  Speaker 1: Why did it die?
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  Speaker 2: It said percent supposed to last a well, well no,
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  Speaker 2: it died right away because the battery is defective, and
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  Speaker 2: you're like, what the hell happened here? Just shut down Dak.
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  Speaker 2: It turned into a pumpkin after halftime, and he did
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  Speaker 2: get some help. Ceedee Lamb did help him by dropping
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  Speaker 2: a pass. But even if that catch had been made
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  Speaker 2: by Ceedee Lamb, it still was not a wonderful second
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  Speaker 2: half performance by Dak Prescott. All right, Now, last word,
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  Speaker 2: So we had celebrities in the house. NBC, if you
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  Speaker 2: were watching the broadcast, made sure to shove this down
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  Speaker 2: our throats. Were you surprised that Michael Jordan, the greatest
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  Speaker 2: basketball player ever, Michael Jordan.
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  Speaker 1: Was at the Eagles game?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 2: So I was, I was surprised. I'm not gonna stay
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  Speaker 2: here say I wasn't surprised mj showing up at an
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  Speaker 2: NFL opener. It's kind of like going in your backyard
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  Speaker 2: and seeing a unicorn. You don't expect to see a
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  Speaker 2: unicorn in your backyard. You don't think you'd see a
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  Speaker 2: unicorn because unicorns aren't real, But there's a unicorn in
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  Speaker 2: your backyard. Like this is the living legend, the basketball
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  Speaker 2: equivalent of a five star general, Michael Jordan, and he
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  Speaker 2: doesn't just pop out for any Tom Dick and Harry
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  Speaker 2: sporting event. And mainly the main reason I'm surprised is
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: because he's a recluse in terms of the sports world.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: He doesn't need to ever leave his mansion, his casa.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: He doesn't need to. Like Jordan's about his public as
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: a hermit crab in a titanium shell. Right, He's richer
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: than rich, He's oligark rich. And yet here we are.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: This is MJ's second football game this week. As he
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: sat through I think he left at halftime, the Bill
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Belichick debacle for his Tar Hills getting squashed flatter than
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: a soda can under a steamroller.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: That's two games in one week. You know. The odds
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: on that, the odds on that.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: That's like the Pope making it back to back Knights
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: at a dive bar down the street from the Vatican, Right,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't expect to see that either. So Jordan was
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: at the game as a guest we are told of
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Jalen Hurts. So then it makes a little more sense,
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: because this wasn't just MJ saying I got to watch.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: A football game, you know.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Wasn't that you wouldn't feel nostalgic for some pig skin.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Wasn't that at all? He was there as a Jalen
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Hurts VIP. It's all part of that Jordan brand mafia.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Hurts is a decide a disciple of Michael Jordan. And
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: then with Jalen Hurts hitting the Jordan shrug after one
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: of the touchdowns that he scored, that was pure Hollywood.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: It's almost like that was scripted, made for TV. You
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: had the NBC cameras drooling like a dog over at
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: t Bone. They're all excited at all horny because they
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: get to show Jordan he got a no show job
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: like Kawhi has. Jordan will be a spewing cliches on
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: NBC when the basketball season starts here before long man,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: it's already September, so the season starts around Halloween, so
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: it'll be here before you know it. But it was
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: a nod to the goat by Jalen Hurts there and.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: That was the moment there.
• 18:36
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• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Discussing Ceedee Lamb, the one hundred million dollar receiver for
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: the Dallas Cowboys who had multiple drop passes in key
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: molments in the fourth quarter as Dallas had opportunities to
• 22:51
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• 22:53
  Speaker 2: the game, and Ceedee Lamb did the thing, you can't
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: do it at the time.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: He can't do it.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: He fed up, he goofed up, he screwed up at
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: the end of that game big time. And the head
• 23:02
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• 23:06
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• 23:09
  Speaker 2: the years, and oh, yeah, that's a team lost. I
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: trust Cede Lamb after that performance. Why would you trust
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Ceedee Lamb? Like seriously, Oh, because he's got one hundred
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: million dollar contract. Well that's great. How did that help him?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: You wipe your ass with that one hundred million dollar contract?
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, my god, come on, now takes wrong with you?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: It is just ass.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I should have that absolutely, Scrooge writes in He
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: says he likes to brag he's in the young demo.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: But eventually he'll be in the old demo if he's lucky.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: He says, hey, this game showed the truth Ben and
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: what to always expect of Cede Lamb, overpaid, over rated,
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: and it will always come up with the big drop
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: during clutch moments. Well, we have seen that over the
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: years from other Dallas Cowboy receivers. Not the dogpile on.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: We have a problem again.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Financially, I was fine.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I had the Cowboys plus the points, so on Benny
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: versus the penny the little appetizer. We did the games
• 24:09
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• 24:11
  Speaker 2: I liked the Cowboys, and the game actually went kind
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: of the way I thought it would, except the Cowboys
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: actually had a shot to win the game. I didn't
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: think they would have a shot to win the game
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: at the end, they did. Timothy says spot on on
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: why Ceedee Lamb should be criticized. Jerry had a little lamb.
• 24:25
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• 24:31
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• 24:33
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• 24:35
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• 24:39
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• 24:43
  Speaker 2: of Femy. But Femi writes in that's a great photo,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: by the way, I says, so Ben who invited Jordan
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: to the college game? His fellow recluse Belichick. And one
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: more thing, Ben, who's your pick for the super Bowl?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: That's Benny versus the Penny territory, Femy. But Jordan, I
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: believe North Carolina is a Jordan brand school. It has
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: to be right. I don't really pay that close attention
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: to that stuff. I'm not a sneakerhead. I would just
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: assume that. I can't imagine they wouldn't be so that's
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: likely why Jordan was at the at the college game.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: He's got his tentacles deep inside the University of North Carolina.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: My father in law lives in part of the year,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: lives in Wilmington, North Carolina, which is where Jordan lives.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Near Wilmington, North Carolina, which is where Jordan went to
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: high school.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: So I told the story a while back.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Last year I went to to see the father in law,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: the in laws, and so we drove over in the rain.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: We drove over, obviously well Jordan's high school, and I
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: was like, oh man, this must be must be some
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: high school. This is the high school where he got
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: supposedly got cut from a team, even though I guess
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: that's a bull crap story. Anyway, So I went over
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: to the high school and it was like brand spanker new,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: like Nike had just redone the whole damn school. Like
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: it was nothing like it was when Jordan went there.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: I guarantee you it was like.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: New buildings here. And knew it. It was a.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Wild Anyway, Mark the full name guy from the Oregon
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Trail Rights and he says, well, mister Schadenfreude, you really
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: hate to see others succeed your remarks about Jalen Hurts
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: scoring a touchdown as proof of that.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: What did I say that was incorrect about what you're
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: hearing things? You are hearing voices in your head marked
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: the full name guy. I merely pointed out that, and
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: we were happy about this on the show.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: We said on one of the Draftking spots, we said, listen,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Jalen Hurts anytime touchdown, that's the way to go. You
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: could have done Jalen Hurts first touchdown. That would have
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: worked for the Eagles as well. But Jalen Hurts scoring
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: a touchdown, He says, that's prove in fact, I think
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: the entire sports industry is filled with people just like you. Yes,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: people that watch sports and then react to sports. Rob
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: the Goatman says, upon further investigation, there appears to have
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: been a second spinner from the Grassy Knoll.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I liked it.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Everyone's like, well, Jalen Carter's fine because Dak Prescott spit first.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: You gotta give him that.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Hawk, dude, and spit all that night. People come on,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like, like, Dak Prescott spit on the ground
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: and Jalen Carter spit on Dak Prescott's is there is
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: there a difference or no? Is that all the same?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't believe we are going to
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: do We're going to talk about that coming up a
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: little bit more. We'll play some sound what night, Rob
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: wrights In says.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: He says, Jalen Carter doing his best mallar Hawk loogie
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: and uh and pression.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Ope.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we played that drop quite a bit, quite a bit.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Who else do we have to see page Dan, We'll
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: skip over that one. We are on X at Ben
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Maler if you want to be part, and we will
• 27:42
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• 27:42
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• 27:43
  Speaker 2: At eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox The Game
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: within the Game Thursday Night, which is always fun. We
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: spend so much time analyzing these call them island games
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: because they're standalone games on the island on the ice, right,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: and this is one of those games. It's kind of
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: a bigger deal as the first game of the year
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: and all that stuff, and you're pretty excited at halftime.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Game was high scoring and then the second half not
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: so much. But it ended up almost deady, which is
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: not a good sign for the in terms of the
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: statuet and the scoreboard. It's not like this was a
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: domination situation where the Cowboys just kind of snuck back
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: into the game. The Cowboys actually had more yards than
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: the Eagles. Cowboys had five more yards. I know it's
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: not that big a difference, but you'd think the Eagles
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: are much better than the Cowboys. Cowboys had more first downs,
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Dallas converted a higher percentage of their third.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Down plays in this game. And the one.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Thing that stand a couple of things that stand out,
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: but in the red zone. The Cowboys were two of
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: three in the red zone and the Eagles were three
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: of three as they brought back the most unstoppable play
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: in all of sport, the tushy pushy, which I'm very
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: happy that they have kept that name because when they
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: started they being the Philadelphi Eagles, when they started doing
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: the touch push and people were calling it the touch
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: push and the touchy push and all that, they were offended.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: They said, well, this is not right. You know, what
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: about the women, what about the children? Like women don't
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: enjoy that, and children don't enjoy that. I think it's
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: a fun thing to say, and so they were trying
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: to change it. They were trying to change the name
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: of it, they were, well, we're going to call it
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: not we'll call it the brotherly shove. But now the Eagles,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: because they're getting money, because I think the people over there,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: dude wipes, decided to send some money their way. So
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: because of that, they're like, oh, now we're going to
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: fully embrace the tush and they're in.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: They're in on that, so that's all. That's all it took.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Eagles also had a bunch of dope head penalties nine
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: penalties one hundred and ten yards for the Philadelphia Eagles.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Couple of big ones mentioned the spitting the loogie one
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: early on, a couple of unsportsmanlike conduct penalties.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: In the game, Eagles controlled the.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Time of possession, but in the end the game goes
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: the way of Philadelphi, even though the Cowboys had a
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: shot late in the game. Let's go to the phones,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: and who's in the leadoff chair. Let's say hello Eenie Meanie,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: miney Moe. Let's go to Lucky Tony. Who's in the
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: leadoff chair? Hello Lucky Tony. Hey man, what did the
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Bears say when you've seen livery vamped in her birthday suit?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't I don't know.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: They're and mister ed Elway get your own and colors.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you so Lucky Tony who people have
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: been asking me to play the song again from Lucky Tony,
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: which I thought was rather odd that you would want
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: to hear that again and maybe we will play that
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: later on Tony it.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Was, so do it just come back music later? Well
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: we can. We can set it up because there's another
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: there was another there was another song that we didn't play, right, yeah,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: we never played Terry song. Terry and England sent a song,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: and so well we can do a little.
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: It is Friday, it is, yeah, it is.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: We'll wait till the bosses asleep, you know, go to
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: bed in a little bit, and then we'll we'll be
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: okay with that.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Let's go back to the phones and any meenie miney,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: mall catch a caller by their name. Let's go to
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Andre in the Commonwealth. Hello, Andre, how you doing?
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: Ben good to be with you. Willis and I are
• 31:17
  Speaker 7: out here taking a quick little stroll outside and we're
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: going to get Willis back inside where he needs to be.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: You can, Sam, he's fired up, he's animated. Ben. Yes,
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: your show is necessary for a number of reasons, but
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: particularly you know who's gonna make the donut? Okay for
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: the people like me that need to have donuts early
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: in the morning. Fit and you're talking about the overnight
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: and uh, you know you made a resperance. You know,
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: just because you eat donut doesn't mean that you happen
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: to be a couple of pounds overweight.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Everyone, and listen and listen. Those donuts don't just magically appear.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: It's not like you flip a switch and all of
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: a sudden there's donuts out there. You better give that
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: dog a snack right now. Okay, you better give Willis
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: a snack, right the man, the.
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: Man in a sack of room. I'm gonna follow up.
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: He's gonna get a snacker room. But the donuts, and
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: come on, you know you're on your way to work.
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: You know you need that glaze donut. You know that
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: that extra glaze with the coffee to get you going. Frankly,
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: if Ceedee Lamb had stopped buying got some donuts, maybe
• 32:18
  Speaker 7: he would have made the plays in crunch time. You
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: know what I'm saying. You know you're talking about the
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: coach and he doesn't clamp down on the players but Ben,
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: it's his first press conference, and as you noticed, okay,
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: he can only do so much playing for King Jerry. Right,
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: you can't. You can't. You can't criticize Jerry, and you
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: certainly can't criticize his highly paid players. So he's walking
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: on tonight. Nonetheless, I thought they gave a good effort.
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: It was a competitive game. And all of the sky
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: is following stuff because Michael Parsons takes his talent to
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: Green Bay, there's mental speculation. You know, he wasn't necessarily
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: the best teammate.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Right, Ben, Yeah, but Andre.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Andre Andre, time out on timeout, Time out on the court,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Time out on the court.
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  Speaker 1: Andre.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: You do know that anytime a star our player gets traded,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: they trash the star player one hundred percent of the time.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Right, It always happens that way. Now, sometimes it is true.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know the necessarily the situation in Dallas, but
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: my default position is this bull crap because there this
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: is a popular player.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: They traded a popular player.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: And they're like, well, we gotta we gotta defend this
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: and we gotta defend our franchise.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: So this guy was a dope, you know.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Jerry Jones offered him the contract back in April.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: So if he was such a douche, why did Jerry
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Jones offer him the contract? And if he had taken
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: the contract and not gone through his agent, he would
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: have signed and still be of the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I agree. All I'm saying is that was
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: a rather stout performance from their defense. You know, they
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: were in that game down the stretch, whereas you know,
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: you look at it me personally, Dallas Cowboys drama one
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: on one while being the richest France team in the
• 33:52
  Speaker 7: entire world. I just felt that overall it was a
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: respectable performance when they had all these things.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Work, it was an improved that they were helped. Both
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: teams were helped defensively by the weather delay, the sixty
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: minute delay in the third quarter. But if you watched
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: the first half of that game, Andre and you thought
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: the Cowboy defense played well in the first half, and
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, we must have been watching something totally different.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: The Eagles scored points on their first four drives, they
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: scored touchdowns on their first three possessions.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Of the game.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: The Cowboys defense was getting absolutely slayed by the Philadelphia
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Eagles offense to begin that game.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: So in the second half.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: It was obviously a little different because the weather delay
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: and all that, but it was a domination situation. At halftime,
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: both teams were doing well offensively.
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: Indeed, indeed, I have to do a better job of
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: checking in with Benny versus the Penny in order to
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: get the insights so I can have both halves. And
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: I feel like I, you know, summer right, the second half, pretty.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Good, Ben, you did? You did the Eagles had? The
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Eagles were.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: They were over two hundred yards of offense in the
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: first half. They were on pace to have almost four
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty yards of offense, and then they totally.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Just stopped in the second half. They didn't do anything.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: But at halftime they were doing very well, very very well.
• 35:07
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• 35:33
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• 35:49
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• 35:52
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• 35:55
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• 37:56
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• 38:01
  Speaker 2: even started, that is the question.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: What is the answer? Justin is going with Pee Herman,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: He says, did, and then he thought I said something
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't say, Justin, But I think that's where your
• 38:13
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• 38:15
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• 38:20
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• 38:24
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• 38:27
  Speaker 2: he doesn't have to discuss the Dodgers being swept by
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: the Pirates.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, for the first time a decade. Yeah, people are
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: like hitting me up, like I listen, the Dodgers banned
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: me from going to the games when they got Otani,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Like they don't want me out there. If they lose,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: that's fine. I'm not out there. I'd like they win,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: but I'm not.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Really losing any sleepover the Dodgers have been an underachieving team.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: I like these guys like super Market Steve, they don't listen.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I've been taking shots at the Dodgers for months because
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I think they're pathetic the way they played baseball this season,
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: they had a couple of hot streaks and other than
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: that they've been pretty mediagal. And these guys are well,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: I can't believe the Dodgers. They're like, Pilot, You don't
• 39:03
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• 39:07
  Speaker 2: says modern day Sinatra. Lucky Tony is the answer, Phyllis Diller.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: That's a relevant name. From Bobby in Florida.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have?
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: The late Great Bobby Knight from The Goat Man, Elon
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Musk from Femi and Dama con Sue the boy named
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Sue who blocked.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Me Scrooge in the Bay Area. Who else do we have?
• 39:25
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• 39:28
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• 39:30
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• 39:34
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• 39:36
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• 39:40
  Speaker 2: It's also not Adam Pacman Jones guest by Larry and Nashville.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: It is Jeremiah Trotter and Kevin Mathis. They were ejected
• 39:47
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• 39:50
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