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Should Ally ask Zach to do projects on his vacation? · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not gonna run from the sun like Dracula.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna run from the sun because it's uh Mega Heat starting uh I know it's so dumb, but I can't stop myself.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I really I I'm in this little bit of a pickle with the the heat because I just got patio furniture delivered yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah?
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  SPEAKER_01: And I have to put it together, which is gonna suck.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I started yesterday and then I stopped.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I I'm like, no more of this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I just I I gotta I gotta walk away.
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  SPEAKER_00: Was this frustrating you from this pro yes were the instructions, the kind of instructions where you're like, this doesn't do it for me?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, it was that, but it here it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's very hot out.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you're hot, you're trying to- Was it a mega heat door?
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  SPEAKER_01: You're trying to assemble patio furniture.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I need to I here's what I think I'm gonna do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Assemble it in my house, then carry it outside.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you not have yes, that's a good idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: You have sliding doors.
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  SPEAKER_00: I do.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why not?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think I'm gonna have to.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was just attempting to do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna say I was going to ask a Zach to do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, uh, so here's the here's the other thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't think he wants to do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's kind of hinted that he doesn't really want to do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: But also it's that doesn't mean anything.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're in you're the boss.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can just tell him I don't care if you want to or not.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's on vacation this week.
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  SPEAKER_00: So this is gonna be a so that encompasses everything.
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  SPEAKER_00: That means he can't lift a finger on anything, yeah, doesn't it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_01: So this is uh I think this is gonna be a good test for our relationship.
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  SPEAKER_01: So he basically is staying at my house always live.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's what every relationship needs, Ellie, isn't it?
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  SPEAKER_00: A test.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I it's his vacation, so I don't necessarily want him to be always doing projects around.
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  SPEAKER_00: Presshered into doing things for you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, because it is his vacation.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: But at the same time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Everybody heard it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everybody caught it.
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  SPEAKER_01: But at the same time, he's gonna sit on the patio furniture, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Here's where it's turning.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you're gonna sit on the patio furniture, then maybe you should help and assemble it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what, Zach?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you what, do this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Take this stance.
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  SPEAKER_00: Fucking.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's still sleeping.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's on vacation.
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  SPEAKER_00: Three, two, one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Listen to Scott and Allie.
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  SPEAKER_00: Scott and Allie's big three.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll say it anyway because you can play it for him on demand.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_00: And this segment will make it up there.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're not selectively dumping this one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_00: Zachariah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here's what you do.
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  SPEAKER_00: Zachariah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Zachary.
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  SPEAKER_01: Zachary Alexander.
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  SPEAKER_00: For this, you're Zachariah in my book.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: You tell her, you say, no, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you want me to do this, I'll do it in a week and a half.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now she will complain and say, Well, you just hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: She will complain and say, but we have people coming over before that that I need it ready for.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then you will say, But it's my vacation.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then you will follow that with, if you force me to do this, I will never sit on the patio furniture as long as I breathe on this earth.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't you find this.
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  SPEAKER_00: So he forgets on Sunday and sits on the furniture, but here nor there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't you find this to be a little bit of a battle when one of your you and you and Tiffany.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tiffany has the day off.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like you want to say, hey, while you're off, do X, Y, and Z, or she probably does this to you too.
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  SPEAKER_00: While you're But that's probably a little more accurate.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well I don't really look at her and say, I need you to do this.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's the that's the hard part though, because you want them to enjoy their vacation day, but at the same time.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, you don't.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't even lie.
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  SPEAKER_00: You want done what you want done.
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  SPEAKER_01: Stop! I did say to him, I need you to re-um set up the mouse traps.
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  SPEAKER_01: That is one thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: He has to do that.
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  SPEAKER_01: That is that is a Zach John.
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  SPEAKER_00: He can look like Watson's face from the big Lebowski walking around in his bathroom with a white Russian doing that job.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know that's exactly what he's doing this week.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly what it is.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good for you, Zachariah.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_01: The Supreme Court upheld Mississippi's law allowing mail-in ballots received within five business days after election day to be counted.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: The five to four decision rejected the Trump administration's effort to overturn the rule.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_01: And a jet blue plane hit a drone at 3,000 feet before safely landing at New York's JFK airport.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_01: I heard that it was right above the cockpit, which would scare the bejesus out of me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Think about when you're driving it.
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  SPEAKER_01: If something hits your window, it's like, whoa!
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh God, it scares the hell out of you.
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  SPEAKER_01: What was that?
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm going back to the mice thing, the rats thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have one other rat story.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my God, you are torturing me today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Cleanup efforts are underway after the massive fire at a cold food storage warehouse in Los Angeles that burned for a week.
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  SPEAKER_01: But rats are helping dispose of the food.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now it's a problem.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, now because now they're gonna breed and there's gonna be more.
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  SPEAKER_00: And they're gonna be hungry and looking for everything.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, the facility had 85 million pounds of meat, poultry, seafood, and bread.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like a buffet over there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, how did that not make it on a meat truck to be sold from the Arnhem Hall parking lot?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's rotting.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hey.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm moving on.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's rotting and creating a foul stench.
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  SPEAKER_01: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_01: And that is going downwind.
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  SPEAKER_01: Friday, the Los Angeles Fire Department officially turned management on the situation and they said, we've got to do something.
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  SPEAKER_01: Meanwhile, the f the rats are still feasting.
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  SPEAKER_00: They've got a big problem on their hands.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, so does Zachariah for not putting together that table in Jersey read you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I wonder if it's gonna be done by the time I get home.
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  SPEAKER_01: Update on that tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh let me give you that update now.
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  SPEAKER_00: No