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Free Big Booty Latinas · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:06
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:09
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:12
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:17
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:19
  Testecleese: Marty had a beer.
• 0:20
  Audio shared by Testecleese: suicidal!
• 0:23
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:28
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:31
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not cough.
• 0:33
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:35
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to the latest and greatest episode of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:41
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:42
  Testecleese: We're just two guys drinking some beers, talking about what's going on.
• 0:45
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We got the repeat offender with us once again. He is hoping he's got a good connection tonight, or…
• 0:51
  Testecleese: Tomorrow morning, over there.
• 0:54
  Ron Pascoe: G'day, lads, I'll do my best.
• 0:56
  Testecleese: Alright, well, it's not like you're controlling your signal, you know what I mean?
• 1:01
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:03
  Testecleese: Well…
• 1:05
  Testecleese: We all know what we're gonna be talking about today, but we do have a routine we've been following for a while.
• 1:12
  Testecleese: First, was it Mark Kelly, Brian? Yep, Mark Kelly.
• 1:17
  Testecleese: He's a senator now, is gonna be losing his pension from the service, right?
• 1:22
  Brian McFadden: No, he's getting… they're trying to demote him to, from… An 06 to an 05.
• 1:29
  Testecleese: Right. A pay cut.
• 1:32
  Testecleese: A pay cut. So what, he was… he was Navy?
• 1:35
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:37
  Testecleese: So… Okay?
• 1:39
  Testecleese: That retirement paycheck of a commander Is still significant, isn't it?
• 1:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:48
  Testecleese: Versus a captain.
• 1:51
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:52
  Brian McFadden: But if you're used to getting 06 pay, and as a retiree, going 05 pay, that's a big difference.
• 1:59
  Testecleese: Sure, but… It just seems crazy to me that these guys keep getting paid like that.
• 2:07
  Testecleese: But yeah, I… when you sent this to me, I sent right back, like, he was the only one, because he wasn't the only one involved in that whole don't follow orders thing, right?
• 2:15
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:16
  Brian McFadden: Who is the highest ranking person?
• 2:22
  Testecleese: I can understand that, actually, you know?
• 2:25
  Testecleese: If the ship does something that the president said don't do, the whole ship doesn't…
• 2:31
  Testecleese: get disciplined. The commander does, right? The CO.
• 2:36
  Testecleese: I suppose that makes sense, but this guy wasn't their CO, but…
• 2:39
  Testecleese: Military does operate a little bit different.
• 2:44
  Testecleese: There we go, Brian, you shared this one. What's up with PBS and NPR and all these public broadcasting companies?
• 2:51
  Brian McFadden: Well, the organization that funneled the money to NPR and PBS,
• 2:57
  Brian McFadden: has voted themselves out of existence thanks to, President Trump.
• 3:05
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 3:07
  Brian McFadden: And I don't really understand what they were doing, they basically were funneling money.
• 3:13
  Brian McFadden: from wherever to the different channels and organizations. It seems like they're…
• 3:18
  Brian McFadden: that it was pretty redundant to begin with. This thing had been in existence, like, since the 60s, so…
• 3:25
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 3:26
  Ron Pascoe: They were caught out by Doge, weren't they?
• 3:29
  Testecleese: Well, they… yeah, on some stuff.
• 3:31
  Ron Pascoe: But, I mean, that's because we were given money.
• 3:35
  Testecleese: to put Sesame Street on in Iran.
• 3:38
  Testecleese: You know, and, you know, preach a tolerance of the rainbow community in, like, Pakistan.
• 3:44
  Brian McFadden: Never know.
• 3:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, it… This… it's not happening, all that happened is this beautiful plot of green…
• 3:52
  Testecleese: Grass and trees in the middle of the fucking desert.
• 3:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the organization started in 1967, And,
• 4:04
  Brian McFadden: They were a private agency that steered federal funding to PBS and NPR.
• 4:11
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 4:12
  Testecleese: And they voted themselves out of existence because they got busted, I guess, and they weren't gonna keep getting paid money to steal it.
• 4:19
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 4:20
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 4:22
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 4:23
  Testecleese: This next one, Brian, I know the name. Why do I know the name Alan Jackson?
• 4:30
  Testecleese: Was he someone else's attorney or something?
• 4:33
  Brian McFadden: Probably. But he was,
• 4:36
  Brian McFadden: he's one of those bigwig attorneys that, if you have lots of money, you can hire. But, so he was on,
• 4:44
  Brian McFadden: the Rob Ryder murder case for, I think the kid's name is Nick.
• 4:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the kid. He withdrew from the case.
• 4:51
  Brian McFadden: And so now, Nick… He quit, and Nick now has a public defender.
• 4:58
  Testecleese: He must have either had some serious issues with his client, or have no ethics.
• 5:03
  Brian McFadden: For the people that originally said they were gonna pay for him.
• 5:07
  Brian McFadden: That, maybe we shouldn't pay for this guy, so… then he quit.
• 5:11
  Testecleese: Wondering is… Good point, no funding. You're not paying me, I'm not gonna work for free, right?
• 5:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, but this guy's name, I swear I know Alan Jackson. Was he involved in, like, the OJ case, or, Derek Chauvin or something?
• 5:27
  Testecleese: I just, I know that name. And it might just be because it's a common name, I don't know.
• 5:32
  Testecleese: you know, Allen and Jackson are pretty common names in Western nations, you know?
• 5:38
  Ron Pascoe: Country singer.
• 5:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's exactly what it sounds like. Maybe that's what I'm thinking of, maybe it is some country star, you know?
• 5:45
  Testecleese: He's thinking about his shit kickers and his pickup truck, and his dog got run over, and his wife left him.
• 5:51
  Ron Pascoe: He spilled his last bowl of whiskey.
• 5:55
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 5:57
  Testecleese: So, Crockett, Jasmine… okay, you don't get a lot of Jasmines in the United States.
• 6:05
  Testecleese: But Crockett, I would imagine, there's gotta be a handful of Crockett's around, right?
• 6:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she's probably a direct resend it of, Davy Crockett.
• 6:13
  Testecleese: That would be… if she was, she should tell people that, but she wouldn't, because she doesn't want to be associated with the westward movement of the white man.
• 6:22
  Ron Pascoe: That'll blow all the reparations.
• 6:24
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 6:25
  Testecleese: You already got your 40s, bitch!
• 6:29
  Testecleese: Anyway, Brian's got a video, look at that!
• 6:32
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 6:37
  Brian McFadden: Let's see if it works.
• 6:38
  Testecleese: It takes a minute to load, because you're in the… a dark room next door from your computer router.
• 6:45
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Obviously, Trump is still doing his bidding with these state houses and state senates and, governors' mansions to try to rig the system. Kudos to Indiana for saying…
• 6:58
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Kudos to California for saying, we're gonna fight back. Definitely kudos to the Trump justice who wrote the 160-page opinion denouncing what took place in Texas, and fuck you to the Supreme Court for what they did.
• 7:18
  Testecleese: If they're gonna say this, then why did they go and do it themselves, immediately?
• 7:24
  Testecleese: Before the court system got done with their decisions.
• 7:28
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 7:31
  Testecleese: And once… and yeah, she's talking about the redistricting in Texas in particular.
• 7:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 7:39
  Testecleese: Again, Massachusetts is 40% Republican, but they don't have a single Republican representative in federal government. So, like, if you want to talk about gerrymandering, like, have you seen the map of Illinois?
• 7:50
  Brian McFadden: There is no Republican representation.
• 7:53
  Testecleese: Well, Illinois, they're in these tiny little small pockets spread out.
• 7:57
  Testecleese: Because the way they drew their… their district maps, they… you know what I mean? They look like, someone splattered paint on the wall.
• 8:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 8:05
  Ron Pascoe: So is California.
• 8:07
  Brian McFadden: Not very many during there.
• 8:09
  Testecleese: And that's why I brought up Massachusetts first, because not only have they…
• 8:13
  Testecleese: successfully completely finished their gerrymandering, but they named the gerrymandering process after one of their elected officials, Jerry Mander.
• 8:24
  Testecleese: Crazy stuff.
• 8:26
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 8:30
  Testecleese: Not sure who shared this, but Ava…
• 8:32
  Testecleese: Schloss? I guess she was the stepsister of Anne Frank, has died.
• 8:36
  Brian McFadden: I sent it, sir, to…
• 8:40
  Testecleese: Any reason in particular you found this pertinent, or just that, the name Anne Frank showed up?
• 8:44
  Brian McFadden: Nate and Frank showed up.
• 8:46
  Testecleese: Okay. Cause this girl was only…
• 8:49
  Testecleese: 96, this woman was only 96, and I say only.
• 8:53
  Testecleese: But as a World War II survivor, she was…
• 8:55
  Testecleese: very young if she was involved in the Holocaust, you know what I mean?
• 8:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 9:00
  Testecleese: Because Anne Frank was a teenager writing her diary, right?
• 9:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:05
  Testecleese: F.
• 9:06
  Testecleese: Well, anyway, she apparently dedicated her life to, spreading the good word.
• 9:13
  Testecleese: Which I'm SURE… Didn't end well for her, as of late, with,
• 9:19
  Testecleese: what just happened with, Israel getting attacked, and then… Blamed for retaliating, you know?
• 9:27
  Testecleese: Just like Amy Schumer found out.
• 9:29
  Testecleese: Soon as she went across… away from the, the mainstream, she was cast out instantly and doesn't understand what happened, and it's like, lady, you did the same thing to everyone else.
• 9:40
  Testecleese: You know? And now, yeah, now you understand why everyone else is like, what the hell's the matter with you?
• 9:49
  Testecleese: Oh, this is a good one!
• 9:51
  Testecleese: I think Guapo shared this. Lancaster County.
• 9:55
  Testecleese: Is it Lancaster County, or .
• 9:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, in Pennsylvania, I believe.
• 10:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, but it said something about Maryland County, too, so I don't know how… what was going on, but they found…
• 10:06
  Testecleese: Hundreds of skeletons in this dude's house.
• 10:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, in his basement, and…
• 10:13
  Brian McFadden: Gives new meaning to, skeleton in your closet.
• 10:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, apparently this guy's some kind of ghoul.
• 10:20
  Testecleese: Like, he's going out and grave-robbing. It's, you know, he's not the killer, but he's desecrating remains.
• 10:26
  Testecleese: I'm not sure what the penalty for that is, but I am certain it's not a slap on the wrist and a fine, you know?
• 10:33
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 10:35
  Testecleese: Brian, tell me about this quack.
• 10:38
  Testecleese: In DC.
• 10:40
  Brian McFadden: The missing black?
• 10:43
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 10:43
  Brian McFadden: Apparently, the Dems created this plaque and hung it on the wall in the Capitol building.
• 10:49
  Brian McFadden: In honor of law enforcement for January 6th. But now that Trump's in office, nobody can figure out where the plaque is actually at.
• 11:00
  Testecleese: It just… did you see what they did on the… did you see the… they had a candlelight vigil.
• 11:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 11:05
  Ron Pascoe: For the victim.
• 11:07
  Testecleese: I was like, the only person who died that day was one of the protesters.
• 11:12
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure that wasn't what the candlelight vigil was for.
• 11:16
  Testecleese: Shot through… by a cop through a window that was too narrow for a human being to fit through.
• 11:22
  Testecleese: Which, we'll be getting to it soon, but this whole ICE scandal, people are comparing this to actually, like, oh, it was okay, yadda yadda, this whole thing, like…
• 11:29
  Testecleese: Looking through a window is not the same thing as driving an SUV.
• 11:33
  Testecleese: You know?
• 11:37
  Testecleese: Oh, I skipped this one here.
• 11:38
  Testecleese: Forgot, I didn't realize it.
• 11:40
  Testecleese: Did we talk about JD Vance's house being attacked last week, or was it…
• 11:45
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't think we did.
• 11:47
  Testecleese: Alright. Yeah, no one seemed to give a shit, but this person friggin' went up to the… Vance's house, Paul Pelosi style. Friggin', I got Amazon.
• 11:55
  Brian McFadden: Is this his civilian house, or on the observatory? Yes.
• 12:00
  Testecleese: Is his house in… Ohio?
• 12:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was just saying middle America somewhere. Ohio's not even that far from me.
• 12:07
  Testecleese: In Ohio, the guy… He's…
• 12:15
  Testecleese: This person's a transgender daughter of wealthy Democrat donators. Have you noticed how this transgender thing keeps appearing in the news?
• 12:24
  Testecleese: as perpetrators over and over again, when they're… it's, what, less than 0.3% of the population?
• 12:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I haven't noticed that.
• 12:32
  Testecleese: I was 0.3% of the population in 50% of the news I'm reading these days.
• 12:37
  Brian McFadden: Because… Your, your filters are pushing that kind of news to you, you know?
• 12:45
  Testecleese: This JD Vance's house getting attacked! This isn't just me getting this news. And this person showed up with a hammer like it was Paul Pelosi, but you know what?
• 12:54
  Testecleese: J.D. Vance doesn't open the door in the middle of the night butt naked when there's someone on the other side of the door with a hammer.
• 12:59
  Testecleese: So, you know… Oh, my goodness.
• 13:06
  Testecleese: This is interesting, this took a little while to get out, Brian, but there was, I guess, some…
• 13:12
  Testecleese: car trouble in Chesapeake?
• 13:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, on the Chesapeake Expressway, somebody was driving the wrong way on the road and hit 4 cars.
• 13:24
  Testecleese: That was on New Year's Day, or New Year's Eve?
• 13:27
  Brian McFadden: New Year's Eve.
• 13:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, so they were obviously drunk, right?
• 13:31
  Brian McFadden: Well… I was expecting.
• 13:33
  Testecleese: to see more… I expected to see more of these stories.
• 13:36
  Testecleese: Right after the New Year happened, you know?
• 13:41
  Brian McFadden: And the state senator was one of the people that saw the driver, and almost got nearly hit.
• 13:47
  Testecleese: No one was killed or seriously injured.
• 13:51
  Brian McFadden: This is amazing.
• 13:54
  Brian McFadden: And then he basically, ended up…
• 13:57
  Brian McFadden: He did refuse to submit a, breathalyzer test.
• 14:02
  Brian McFadden: But he still stays immediately. Oh yeah, because you… whenever you fail the breath light, whenever you refuse it, you're automatically gonna say… and he said he did consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages.
• 14:13
  Brian McFadden: So… And.
• 14:16
  Testecleese: If you're gonna… if you're gonna refuse to take the blow and tube test, keep your mouth shut, period.
• 14:21
  Testecleese: If you're gonna go that far, if you're gonna go, I'm gonna sit in jail tonight. Right. Please keep your mouth shut and not give yourself up for anything else, right?
• 14:29
  Brian McFadden: And they say the state police found his truck.
• 14:32
  Brian McFadden: I stopped on Battlefield Boulevard exit.
• 14:34
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 14:35
  Brian McFadden: With him sitting in the passenger seat when they arrive.
• 14:38
  Testecleese: So I guess he was trying to convince him that he wasn't driving the truck, and the driver got out and ran, or something.
• 14:44
  Testecleese: Oh, gosh.
• 14:48
  Testecleese: I mean…
• 14:49
  Testecleese: I could have seen it working, but you would have gotten more trouble when they found out it was registered to you and there's no one else, you know what I mean?
• 14:55
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 14:59
  Testecleese: And I… you guys are getting ready to, get cannabis in retail shops over there too, aren't ya?
• 15:05
  Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, because we now have a Democrat legislature and a Democrat governor coming in. Well, she's…
• 15:13
  Testecleese: One thing I will say for the Democrats, granted, they push it too hard.
• 15:19
  Testecleese: But they're saying that basically weed's no worse than beer.
• 15:24
  Testecleese: You know, like, don't get me wrong, don't get stoned and drive, but typically speaking, the drunk driver's gonna hit a pole after they blow through a stop sign. Your stoned driver's more likely to stop 15 feet in front of the stop sign than creep up to it, you know?
• 15:39
  Brian McFadden: So they… somebody did a survey in, in Virginia last year, and about 70% of Virginians have driven high one or more times in the last month.
• 15:50
  Testecleese: They are in the last month, so it's way more than that have done it, period, right?
• 15:54
  Brian McFadden: Right, yeah. And, the cops really don't have a great way of, testing for that yet. They're teaching the officers how to be on the lookout more for it.
• 16:05
  Brian McFadden: And, they're putting out ads all over the place about… Being stoned and driving.
• 16:13
  Brian McFadden: Compared to alcohol and driving, you know, they're still… they're still saying it's impaired driving, and it's bad.
• 16:18
  Testecleese: It's OUI.
• 16:19
  Testecleese: DUI, right?
• 16:22
  Testecleese: driving out of the ink.
• 16:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, it could be driving on your post, yeah.
• 16:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 16:26
  Ron Pascoe: But you look at… you look around the world, guys, there's a lot of countries that have legalized drugs and that.
• 16:32
  Ron Pascoe: And the crime rates have dropped, they've decreased, like.
• 16:37
  Ron Pascoe: massively. It's… it's just one of those things, you know? Like, I… I just think, like, if…
• 16:43
  Ron Pascoe: What's drugs again to talk about?
• 16:44
  Testecleese: though.
• 16:46
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, will you look like in, Netherlands and places like that?
• 16:50
  Testecleese: And it's…
• 16:50
  Brian McFadden: The Netherlands are actually…
• 16:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but they're actually changing their rules, too. They got rid of most of the cafes where the foreigners could go over there.
• 16:58
  Testecleese: Pete.
• 16:59
  Brian McFadden: And get high.
• 17:00
  Ron Pascoe: But it's what it is for local…
• 17:02
  Brian McFadden: You have to be a resident of the country now to do it.
• 17:05
  Testecleese: Well, that's exactly because you had tourists coming in causing shit.
• 17:09
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, but what I mean to say is, like, places around the world, there's some places in those areas up there in…
• 17:16
  Ron Pascoe: northern part of the world, over in Europe. They've allowed drugs and that for the people, like, their own country people.
• 17:22
  Ron Pascoe: But crime has dropped dramatically.
• 17:25
  Testecleese: No, I get it, but you ruin more lives that way, which causes the taxpayer more, to help those people. Because if you're… if, like, California, for example, has places where you can shoot up heroin, and you're safe from the police and everything else, and they have medical staff on site.
• 17:42
  Testecleese: Okay, how much are we paying to rent this building out? How much are we paying for medical staff to be there to make sure you don't OD and have Narcan, on hand? You know what I mean?
• 17:52
  Ron Pascoe: 100%, look, I get it, but I… I can see the good effects to it. How many people aren't going to have their houses broken into, or their car stolen, you know?
• 18:00
  Testecleese: Heroin addict will still break into your house to steal something to sell to buy heroin.
• 18:05
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, that's if they can't get it properly, you know? Like, if they had a.
• 18:08
  Testecleese: Well, no, no, even if you can buy it legally, most, typically speaking, your heroin addicts aren't super successful, typically speaking, unless they're artists.
• 18:17
  Testecleese: So, they're breaking into the trailer park, stealing the family's silverware to buy heroin from the market where they're allowed to buy it.
• 18:26
  Ron Pascoe: I get that nothing's going to be perfect, but it's… it's… you've got to look for solutions. You've got to look for solutions that are going to break… even if it…
• 18:32
  Ron Pascoe: That's why I…
• 18:33
  Testecleese: Cool.
• 18:34
  Testecleese: That's why I'm cool with anything natural being legal, to the point of even opium.
• 18:39
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 18:40
  Testecleese: the issue.
• 18:41
  Ron Pascoe: Hello!
• 18:41
  Testecleese: opium is that you take opium and you make morphine, and then you could do a street version of morphine that's even cheaper, which is heroin, you know?
• 18:50
  Ron Pascoe: Well, everything gets derived, mate. Once they take away something, there's something else that comes out in its place.
• 18:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, there's always gonna be something else. Like, Virginia, remember that spice thing that went down, Brian?
• 19:01
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:03
  Testecleese: people's faces?
• 19:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. That was a natural herb.
• 19:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, that was a whole bunch of stuff mixed together. That stuff, what it did to people was terrifying.
• 19:15
  Testecleese: Terrifying watching that stuff. But again, yeah, if you're gonna be a junkie, you're gonna be a junkie, but if it's more difficult for you to get your hands on that first taste of heroin, you're not gonna be hooked on it.
• 19:26
  Testecleese: It's like, if… don't get me wrong, I say we should be allowed to sell cigarettes.
• 19:30
  Testecleese: But, if you've never had a cigarette, you wouldn't be hooked on them, you know what I mean?
• 19:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 19:35
  Testecleese: So… This is where my libertarian… ideals
• 19:40
  Testecleese: and… are on one shoulder, and a Republican is sitting on the other shoulder, yelling at me. He's like, no! You know?
• 19:49
  Testecleese: But yeah, people are gonna make bad choices, nothing you can do about it. The best you can do is help people avoid them, but…
• 19:55
  Testecleese: You know, you can lead a horse to the water, but you can't make it drink.
• 19:59
  Ron Pascoe: That's right. You know, no matter how much you want to get someone clean, if they don't want to do it themselves, it's not gonna happen.
• 20:05
  Ron Pascoe: That's exactly right, mate.
• 20:09
  Testecleese: Wow. We had a guy right here in the nearest, community to me that, like, the nearest actual community.
• 20:18
  Testecleese: Just had a guy get arrested for Beating a 7-year-old?
• 20:24
  Testecleese: Story tells me that, he was at the neighbor's…
• 20:28
  Testecleese: says house, but the area is trailer parks. There's a handful of houses, don't get me wrong, but it's a lot of trailers. Even though they're a city, it's…
• 20:35
  Testecleese: Very little.
• 20:38
  Testecleese: Kid was arguing with his dad, and the dad said something to him, whatever, and the kid punched him in the nuts.
• 20:44
  Testecleese: So, the dad pummeled him in his buddy's home, and the guy was like, you need to get out of my house now, and then called the cops.
• 20:54
  Testecleese: And all I could think was, this guy had to be drinking, because he should have shut his mouth, but I'm glad he's been arrested, he's gonna go to jail. But he said, well, I only hit the kid once out of anger, then after that, we were just wrestling. I was like, no, trust me, you hit that 7-year-old, I don't care if it was once, you hit that kid once, he's not okay.
• 21:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, and there's pictures of the bruises and everything, and it's like, dude…
• 21:14
  Testecleese: Crazy thing is, like, yeah, it's a city, but there's only, like.
• 21:18
  Testecleese: 700 people that live in that immediate area, and then it sprawls out further. Everyone knows who you are.
• 21:24
  Testecleese: You know?
• 21:25
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 21:28
  Testecleese: And we have, new low prices in gasoline, lowest since the, COVID pandemic. On average, it is $2.74 a gallon.
• 21:38
  Testecleese: Which, it was recently cheaper than that.
• 21:42
  Testecleese: And… I have a sneaking suspicion the price of oil is gonna drop very quickly.
• 21:48
  Testecleese: Precipitously, even.
• 21:53
  Testecleese: We'll get to that, though.
• 21:56
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 21:57
  Testecleese: Dead woman in Minneapolis.
• 22:01
  Testecleese: Someone go.
• 22:04
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 22:05
  Testecleese: Let's hear what the Aussie has heard.
• 22:09
  Ron Pascoe: Well, mate, look, it's a shame that anyone dies, but…
• 22:11
  Ron Pascoe: You wanna fuck around? You're gonna find out.
• 22:15
  Testecleese: I think there's more to it. I think…
• 22:17
  Ron Pascoe: The natural reaction from the left was to say, you killed one of ours, and…
• 22:21
  Ron Pascoe: with Isonator, I think they were looking for another, sort of, another reason to riot.
• 22:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's funny, I've heard people.
• 22:29
  Brian McFadden: They're always looking for a reason to rise.
• 22:30
  Testecleese: They're always saying George Floyd, and I'm like, first of all, one.
• 22:34
  Testecleese: That riot was… did not start with George Floyd. It started with Ahmed Arbery.
• 22:39
  Testecleese: No one seems to remember that.
• 22:42
  Testecleese: And two, the left doesn't riot
• 22:45
  Testecleese: in inclement weather or the cold. They barely protest in inclement weather or cold.
• 22:51
  Testecleese: I don't know if anyone has noticed that either. It's always in the summer when I'm doing this stuff, when it's nice and warm out.
• 22:57
  Ron Pascoe: And not have white liberal women, either.
• 23:00
  Testecleese: Well, that's… That's what gets me, it's this… Rich or upper-middle-class white woman.
• 23:06
  Testecleese: Drove from out of state to interfere with ICE, and people were saying, no, what makes you think she was gonna go interfere with ICE? She put it in her freaking social media that she was going there to get in the way of ICE.
• 23:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 23:18
  Ron Pascoe: Nope.
• 23:18
  Testecleese: And she did exactly that, which, by the way, is a felony.
• 23:22
  Testecleese: Interfering, with federal law enforcement.
• 23:26
  Testecleese: She went there because her, quote, wife suggested it to her, and I say, quote, wife because,
• 23:34
  Testecleese: They never got married.
• 23:36
  Testecleese: We keep hearing it's the wife, but they… yeah, they live together partners. It's like 1980s roommate kind of thing, you know what I mean?
• 23:47
  Ron Pascoe: So they did, they did live together.
• 23:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, but then that woman, after the fact, has come out and saying, this is all my fault for talking her into doing this stuff.
• 23:56
  Testecleese: And I'm like, okay, so everyone who was involved in orchestrating this illegal action of interfering with ICE should now be arrested for felony murder, because you were committing a felony, and someone lost their life in the commission of that felony.
• 24:08
  Brian McFadden: Well, also, there's a… she actually graduated from ODU in Norfolk.
• 24:13
  Brian McFadden: So she has a local tie to Virginia.
• 24:17
  Testecleese: And Missouri, because she drove from Missouri.
• 24:20
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 24:23
  Testecleese: And I'm hearing a lot, like.
• 24:26
  Testecleese: Her… she was trying to turn right. If you watch the…
• 24:29
  Testecleese: proper videos, like the actual videos, because New York Times shared the right video, but they also played it on 3X,
• 24:38
  Testecleese: So, you know, you couldn't see the details, yeah.
• 24:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 24:41
  Testecleese: Play that same one at 1 3rd speed.
• 24:44
  Testecleese: Not only will you see the tires were pointed left when she hit the throttle, and you know this because her tires started spinning.
• 24:53
  Testecleese: On the ice.
• 24:53
  Brian McFadden: Had there not been ice cream?
• 24:55
  Testecleese: She would have been propelled forward.
• 24:57
  Brian McFadden: I've seen Facebook posts where people are like, well, if you think this shooting was, justified, defriend me. I don't need to be friends with you on Facebook, type deal.
• 25:06
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing, it's like, you're about to get run over by a car, you're just gonna stand there and go, oh, sucks to be me!
• 25:12
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 25:13
  Testecleese: And they say, like, Go ahead.
• 25:15
  Ron Pascoe: No, you're alright, mate. No, you're right, sorry.
• 25:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, they were saying… they were screaming, get out of the car, get out of the vehicle, and then she.
• 25:22
  Brian McFadden: Slams a 3.
• 25:22
  Testecleese: throttle.
• 25:25
  Testecleese: And check this out, too. The cop standing in front of the SUV,
• 25:29
  Testecleese: Couldn't see which way the tires were pointing. He just heard the engine rev and the tires spinning.
• 25:35
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
• 25:36
  Testecleese: I would have fired, too, and the best part, my favorite part, is…
• 25:41
  Testecleese: She was turning right. It's like, well, yes, you can see that that only happened after the first shot was fired, through the front of the windshield.
• 25:49
  Testecleese: They said she was shot in the head, so did she slump down dead and on the steering wheel?
• 25:54
  Brian McFadden: Is that what made the car turn right?
• 25:57
  Brian McFadden: I see where you're going here, yeah.
• 25:59
  Ron Pascoe: I just think that we should stop pointing fingers until the actual investigation is completely done.
• 26:05
  Testecleese: How do you get in the middle of a freaking scene where ICE is taking control of something? How do you get that far into the middle of something like this? At some point, you would just hit the brakes and put your hands up and wait, wouldn't you?
• 26:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, definitely.
• 26:19
  Testecleese: This rigor.
• 26:20
  Ron Pascoe: That's right.
• 26:20
  Testecleese: women. Oh, it won't happen to me. It won't happen to me. I'm white, they won't do it to me. Fuck you, you just little…
• 26:26
  Testecleese: All that you had to do is.
• 26:28
  Brian McFadden: Anybody that does not listen to law enforcement is gonna get the same kind of treatment. They're not that racist.
• 26:35
  Brian McFadden: Contrary to popular belief.
• 26:37
  Ron Pascoe: What would happen if a normal situation in the streets, like LA, wherever you just want, any city in America? Coppers pull you over.
• 26:45
  Ron Pascoe: They've got guns ready to go, and they tell you, get out of the car, and you drive it, and what would they do?
• 26:49
  Testecleese: Well, it depends. If you just… if you just…
• 26:52
  Testecleese: Trying to get away, they're not gonna fire unless they think you're an immediate threat.
• 26:56
  Ron Pascoe: Well, you're on ice.
• 26:58
  Ron Pascoe: She reverses back, then she goes forward.
• 27:01
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 27:01
  Testecleese: Oh, whoa! Her vehicle immediately became a deadly weapon as soon as it started lurching. You can see his feet sliding backwards in that video, as he was being pushed by the fender.
• 27:12
  Ron Pascoe: Did you see the police body cam? It's a deadly weapon cam video. Have you seen the police body cam video again?
• 27:16
  Testecleese: did, and you know what? The body cam video made it look a lot worse from that angle than it did from any other angle. In terms…
• 27:23
  Ron Pascoe: And he got.
• 27:23
  Testecleese: Dumped and rolled around on the ground.
• 27:26
  Ron Pascoe: You could hear the thud of him getting hit before the shot was fired.
• 27:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 27:31
  Testecleese: And that's the thing, too, it's like, oh, he should have stopped up to one shot. It's like, this guy's been training for years, the three rounds came out at once. It was under a half a second, like, that's just training, boom, boom, boom, right?
• 27:43
  Ron Pascoe: Did you also know that same officer that shot her was also dragged in a car previously, before that?
• 27:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, 4 months ago, but…
• 27:49
  Ron Pascoe: That should not be…
• 27:51
  Testecleese: used as any kind of evidence to defend this officer.
• 27:55
  Ron Pascoe: No, I… no, no, I won't say in that regards, mate. He came back onto the job.
• 28:00
  Ron Pascoe: put his life back on the line, he knows what's gonna happen. So he…
• 28:04
  Testecleese: I love the argument.
• 28:04
  Ron Pascoe: Who'd come a better.
• 28:06
  Testecleese: I love the idea, like, what was he doing in front of the vehicle? I was like, he was trying to get the vehicle to stop, because they were trying to get her out of the car.
• 28:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. You know?
• 28:14
  Ron Pascoe: And another officer was giving her directions to get out of the car.
• 28:17
  Testecleese: How do you put a bullet through the front of the windshield from beside the car?
• 28:22
  Ron Pascoe: count. He was right in front.
• 28:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, directly in front of her, and the shot…
• 28:26
  Testecleese: Looked like it would have nailed the driver. I mean, again, unfortunate for her, and I don't think she was necessarily trying to kill this guy. I think she panicked and tried to get the F out of there and didn't care if she ran this guy over.
• 28:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 28:38
  Ron Pascoe: Well, it's interesting what a partner was saying. Did you hear what the partner was saying in that other video?
• 28:42
  Testecleese: She took all the blame.
• 28:44
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, she was instigating it.
• 28:47
  Testecleese: That's what I say, she should go to… she should get arrested charged for felony murder.
• 28:51
  Brian McFadden: She helped orchestrate a felony in which someone lost their life during the commission of.
• 28:56
  Testecleese: That is felony murder.
• 28:58
  Testecleese: Even conspiracy is participating in the felony.
• 29:02
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, 100%. Look, I've seen with J.D. Vance that, and bloody Christie No, when they came out and said that there's no way this officer, he'll have our full protection.
• 29:11
  Testecleese: I will say.
• 29:14
  Testecleese: Trump should have watched the fucking video before he ran his mouth. He said, the guy got run over! No, he didn't.
• 29:20
  Testecleese: No, we…
• 29:20
  Brian McFadden: Trump's got a problem. Trump does this all the time. I mean, Trump's got a lot of good things going for him, but he tends to, speak before thinking.
• 29:30
  Ron Pascoe: Jump the gun. Jump the gun, so to speak.
• 29:33
  Testecleese: Very hyperbolic. But yeah, that dude definitely didn't get run over, but he was struck by the vehicle.
• 29:39
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 29:40
  Testecleese: And just a heads up to everyone out there.
• 29:43
  Testecleese: Once someone has decided it is time to use deadly force, you do not go back from deadly force until the threat is eliminated.
• 29:52
  Ron Pascoe: 100%.
• 29:54
  Testecleese: That… because if you can show that…
• 29:58
  Testecleese: after one round, I didn't need to fire again in under a half, a quarter second, then you probably didn't need to fire that first round, is typically what we're trained in training. It's like, if one round's good enough.
• 30:10
  Testecleese: then you're thinking faster than everyone else, and you should have been able to come to a better decision in certain cases, you know what I mean? That's why every time you take a self-defense course from firearms, they tell you, empty your magazine.
• 30:21
  Testecleese: You were so afraid, feared for your life that you emptied your weapon and kept pulling the trigger.
• 30:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:26
  Testecleese: After it goes click, click, click.
• 30:29
  Ron Pascoe: Can I ask you guys something? Used to both train in arms, right? Firearms.
• 30:32
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 30:33
  Ron Pascoe: Right? Now, people are saying, why do you take that shot on the tyre?
• 30:37
  Ron Pascoe: From that distance…
• 30:38
  Brian McFadden: You don't shoot… it's just like you always shoot center mass, you don't shoot for tires, that's not the training.
• 30:46
  Ron Pascoe: And how… okay.
• 30:47
  Testecleese: No, anyone, go out there, any car you have, even one of the Mini Coopers, go out there and put your hand on the center of the hood of your car, and now tell me if you can see the fucking tires of that car.
• 30:58
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 31:00
  Testecleese: So, right there, the cop didn't know which way the tires were pointing, he just heard the engine rev and the tires skid. He couldn't have shot the… even if you shoot the tire out, so what?
• 31:08
  Brian McFadden: It's not gonna stop the car from moving.
• 31:10
  Testecleese: That just makes you lose control, which is even more dangerous!
• 31:14
  Ron Pascoe: That's right.
• 31:15
  Testecleese: And this guy's like, why didn't you just shoot the gun out of their hands? It's not a fucking video game, dude! You know?
• 31:21
  Ron Pascoe: And with the other officers around, would you think that a bullet might ricochet off an angle at that… at that angle off a tyre?
• 31:27
  Testecleese: Again, you wouldn't even be able to hit the tires, so you'd probably end up going at a goofy angle on the asphalt, where it probably would ricochet, or at least fragment, and probably hit bystanders. All those people screaming.
• 31:40
  Testecleese: With their cameras, would have been hit with the pieces of the bullet.
• 31:44
  Ron Pascoe: Obviously, he's taken the shot, guys. You guys as being trained firearm… operators.
• 31:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:51
  Testecleese: Always fire center of mass.
• 31:53
  Ron Pascoe: sent fire of mass, right, so she was center of mass, wasn't she? Sitting in the chair?
• 31:58
  Testecleese: center of mass of the threat. She's the threat controlling the vehicle, and the only real shot he has from in front is 3 quarters of the way to the chest and up.
• 32:07
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? It's not even like you hit him in the gut.
• 32:11
  Ron Pascoe: That's his only target from standing where he was.
• 32:13
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 32:14
  Testecleese: Which is funny, I actually recently watched a video from Colin Noir, you guys familiar with him at all?
• 32:19
  Ron Pascoe: -
• 32:21
  Testecleese: He's a big gun guy, not a gun advocate, even though he is, but he's…
• 32:26
  Testecleese: He talks about the new stuff coming out, yada yada. But the guy's an excellent shot.
• 32:30
  Testecleese: I saw a video of him using a handgun to pick off a target at 200 yards, which is very impressive.
• 32:38
  Ron Pascoe: But it's funny, he had this, video where he was playing all the characters at this table debating.
• 32:44
  Testecleese: And one was the hunter, one's a gun collector, one's a…
• 32:48
  Testecleese: competition shooter, and one was a end-of-days gun owner, and they were all arguing with each other. It was… it was hilarious. But you did make a good point… he did make a good point about the person who was defending their house with their guns, versus the hunter at the range.
• 33:03
  Testecleese: Because the guy who's just learning how to shoot, and especially handguns, you'll go through 500 rounds.
• 33:08
  Testecleese: And they look at the hunter, who spent 15 minutes setting their rifle up, cleaning it.
• 33:13
  Testecleese: Organizing it. Take one shot.
• 33:17
  Testecleese: Investigate what happens, spend 15 minutes adjusting everything, cleaning it again, take another shot. And the reason is because you, with the handgun, you're firing center of body mass, so you can adjust on the fly.
• 33:28
  Testecleese: this hunter… yeah, he goes, and you're trying to hit something at 25 feet. This hunter's trying to hit something at 150 yards the size of your fist. He's like, and you only get one shot!
• 33:38
  Testecleese: He's like, yeah, and if you don't kill the animal with that first shot, you've wounded it, and now it's suffering, and it might get away, and you don't get to eat tonight, you know? But it was very interesting hearing all the different arguments of
• 33:51
  Testecleese: People that own firearms and why they own them.
• 33:56
  Testecleese: Anyway, which is funny, because I like…
• 33:59
  Testecleese: I sighted my rifle, the rifles, and I do all that fun stuff.
• 34:03
  Testecleese: but I also take the handgun.
• 34:05
  Testecleese: And go, alright, let's set the target out at 75 feet today and see how I do with, you know, two mags.
• 34:13
  Testecleese: Anyway, anyway, back on Fact Year.
• 34:16
  Testecleese: This is a fun one.
• 34:18
  Testecleese: There was a fact check done about, Michael Bird, pocketing $190 million Excuse me.
• 34:29
  Testecleese: from a Maryland HHS fund?
• 34:32
  Testecleese: The Gateway Pundit corrected this, saying it didn't go into his pocket. You kidding me? And then they're explaining all the different companies that got dealt… separated into.
• 34:42
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 34:42
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? That this guy owned all of them, and it's like, oh, come on.
• 34:46
  Brian McFadden: Right in his pocket, then.
• 34:47
  Testecleese: Oh, you wanna hear what's more fun about this guy, Michael Byrd?
• 34:52
  Brian McFadden: Sure.
• 34:52
  Testecleese: He's the… he's the guy who shot Ashley Babbitt.
• 34:56
  Brian McFadden: Ugh.
• 34:59
  Ron Pascoe: No way.
• 35:00
  Testecleese: Yo!
• 35:01
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, God.
• 35:02
  Testecleese: And he… yeah.
• 35:04
  Brian McFadden: So you're here from the capital of Belize?
• 35:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, probably claimed that it was too traumatic after killing somebody.
• 35:12
  Testecleese: And, he was never charged at all, right? Like, there was a…
• 35:15
  Brian McFadden: No, they called it a justifi… they called it a justified shooting.
• 35:19
  Brian McFadden: You know, she's a… Yeah.
• 35:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, she was on the other side of a wall, and the window was one of those ones you'd see next to the door in a high school.
• 35:29
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 35:29
  Testecleese: You know the ones I'm talking about, it's like 8 inches wide? No one's fitting through that window.
• 35:34
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 35:37
  Ron Pascoe: So what do you retire, move to San Francisco, and get reparations?
• 35:43
  Testecleese: Actually.
• 35:45
  Brian McFadden: Did we talk about that last week? We talked about it last week, yeah, we did. Okay, I was like, I was like, I swear I just read something about this. Yeah, we definitely talked about the reparations that look good on paper, but will never happen, because it's gotta be donations from people to pay for the reparations, not coming from state funding.
• 36:02
  Testecleese: None of it's coming from Taxpayer, so it has to be donations, and it's like…
• 36:05
  Brian McFadden: Nobody…
• 36:06
  Testecleese: Everyone talks a big game about.
• 36:07
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 36:08
  Testecleese: No one wants to reach into their pocket and pay for it.
• 36:12
  Brian McFadden: Now they're stopping people from paying extra for federal income taxes and state income taxes, but they're not doing that either, so…
• 36:18
  Ron Pascoe: Which, I'm laughing, have you seen this movement of right-wing people now saying they're not gonna pay their taxes this year? No.
• 36:25
  Testecleese: I'm laughing my ass off, I'm like, 90% of you guys are W2 workers, like, go to a job and get paid by your boss. At least 90% of them.
• 36:35
  Brian McFadden: So you get a refund.
• 36:36
  Testecleese: You're getting a refund if you don't file your taxes, you paid extra tax! You've already paid your taxes! Make sure you file!
• 36:46
  Ron Pascoe: I'm getting some of my best laughs from US mayors at the moment.
• 36:50
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, my.
• 36:51
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, just like when I sold my… a bunch of silver.
• 36:55
  Testecleese: I know I talk about it here, but if I get audited, the federal government's not gonna go check my frickin'…
• 37:00
  Brian McFadden: They're not listening to the podcast?
• 37:02
  Testecleese: I doubt they might be, but I'll just lie… I'll just say I was lying on the show, but I sold a bunch of sewer. That is something I would have to claim on my taxes.
• 37:15
  Testecleese: Alright. Oh!
• 37:16
  Testecleese: And, Hope Walls has come out concerning,
• 37:22
  Testecleese: her father, Timmy, there, tampon Tim, saying he's not.
• 37:26
  Brian McFadden: I had to drop out of the re-election for governor.
• 37:29
  Brian McFadden: To make it better for another Democrat to take its place instead of a Republican.
• 37:35
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny.
• 37:36
  Brian McFadden: Bully must have been super bad for him to do that.
• 37:39
  Testecleese: He was forced out, too, by the party.
• 37:42
  Testecleese: I bet you the Democrats told him not.
• 37:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, this is a theme here, president Biden.
• 37:48
  Testecleese: Nope.
• 37:49
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 37:50
  Testecleese: But…
• 37:50
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, you got the… you got the tap on the shoulder. Don't worry about that.
• 37:54
  Testecleese: But, hope… walls, you're the daughter.
• 37:57
  Testecleese: Said that there's too much truth.
• 38:01
  Testecleese: To the fraud allegations.
• 38:05
  Testecleese: Which is… he's claiming he dropped out because they're being accused of all this stuff, and he can't fight off his fake attacks and deal with his family. Meanwhile, his family's like, no, no, we all know this is happening. I don't think… I mean, the facts are pretty, crazy. I don't think that…
• 38:21
  Brian McFadden: That's what gets me.
• 38:22
  Testecleese: is… Local news in Minnesota has been covering this for 10 years.
• 38:27
  Testecleese: And now, all of a sudden, like, some random dude, Nick Shirley, shows up there and is like, hey, look at it, they've been talking about it for years, they're right. And everyone's all upset.
• 38:36
  Testecleese: And by the way, that leering sensor that kept getting busted year after year has.
• 38:40
  Brian McFadden: I'm cool.
• 38:41
  Testecleese: its doors now. They're no longer in business.
• 38:45
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, another question.
• 38:46
  Brian McFadden: They got their money and ran.
• 38:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, some Steve Miller shit right there, right?
• 38:52
  Testecleese: Take the morning.
• 38:53
  Ron Pascoe: I'll leave the kids till 10pm now.
• 38:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, they would bill until, like, 11 PM, yeah, exactly.
• 38:59
  Brian McFadden: But there are never any kids there.
• 39:01
  Testecleese: Well, that's why, yeah, you darken out the windows, too, so, like, you can't even look in and see the place is empty, even after hours, like, nope, there's no one filing paperwork. No, no, we were…
• 39:09
  Brian McFadden: I can't believe that the state wasn't, like, doing random inspections of all these places where money was going.
• 39:16
  Testecleese: They were.
• 39:17
  Testecleese: they were… Dozens and dozens of violations.
• 39:22
  Testecleese: Over the last decade, and nothing happened.
• 39:26
  Testecleese: they would show up again, you know, 6 months later, and cite him for the same stuff, and every time they showed up, you know, like, oh, the kids aren't here today, and then after that shit would come…
• 39:36
  Testecleese: Well, after this shit went public with Nick Shirley, all of a sudden, you had a bunch of people showing up, like, oh, I just dropped my kid off, and like, meanwhile, the person across the street filming it is like, no kid came out of that vehicle, I hope everyone notices that.
• 39:47
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 39:49
  Ron Pascoe: What about that number went straight to Tim Walter's office?
• 39:53
  Ron Pascoe: They run the…
• 39:53
  Testecleese: That was the Learing Center. The phone number to the Learing Center was Tim Walz's office, the governor's office.
• 40:01
  Brian McFadden: It's insane how corrupt it was.
• 40:05
  Testecleese: And yeah, like I said, they've been covering it for a decade, and, like, it hasn't… hasn't fucking mattered, you know?
• 40:12
  Ron Pascoe: Did you see what they did as well, too? They advertised for child actors.
• 40:19
  Ron Pascoe: They paid $1,500 a day.
• 40:23
  Testecleese: Oh, so… $1,500 a day? That's more than…
• 40:28
  Testecleese: Why don't you actually take care of children?
• 40:32
  Testecleese: I'm a child actor program.
• 40:34
  Ron Pascoe: buy them!
• 40:36
  Ron Pascoe: It was actually fact-checked. It was actually fact-checked. It's a true ad that they put in the… was it not Craigslist? It might have been Craigslist or something like…
• 40:46
  Testecleese: Again, what…
• 40:48
  Testecleese: And the reason why people commit crime for the most part is because they're not bright enough to make money without doing it.
• 40:55
  Brian McFadden: And they think they're gonna get away with it.
• 40:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, but a smaller scale. A smaller scale.
• 40:59
  Brian McFadden: People got away with it for how many years before Trump shut off the funding?
• 41:03
  Testecleese: People, you could have opened a legitimate daycare and collected these federal funds legally.
• 41:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 41:08
  Brian McFadden: Easily!
• 41:10
  Testecleese: Like, it could have been all above board!
• 41:12
  Testecleese: Just like I was saying before, it…
• 41:14
  Brian McFadden: That's too much work. Go find yourself a local band that plays at the local bar.
• 41:19
  Testecleese: Talk to them, because, you know, they come through every week, talk to them.
• 41:23
  Testecleese: print out a hundred t-shirts in all different sizes with their band logo on it, and say, hey guys, I'm gonna sell some shirts at your show, if that's cool with you. I'll give you guys 15% of everything I bring in, because they… the local guys don't have their own t-shirt label, right?
• 41:37
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't know.
• 41:38
  Testecleese: You're making more money selling t-shirts for a band you've never heard of than you would on the street corner with a bag of dope, hoping the cops don't come and get you tonight, or you don't get shot by the rival gang.
• 41:51
  Testecleese: But this is how we do shit. It's like, you're telling people they cannot possibly get ahead on their own.
• 41:57
  Testecleese: And then you wonder why they're doing this other shit.
• 42:03
  Testecleese: Anyway, our, native South Americans should be showing up soon.
• 42:09
  Brian McFadden: Oh, really? He notified?
• 42:11
  Testecleese: I just clicked the button to bring him in.
• 42:14
  Testecleese: Oh, and.
• 42:15
  Brian McFadden: There he is.
• 42:16
  Brian McFadden: some time to talk about Venezuela here soon.
• 42:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, we, yeah, we'll get to that.
• 42:22
  Testecleese: And today… oh, by the way, that shooting in, Minnesota was yesterday, the 8th.
• 42:29
  Testecleese: Today, on the 9th, two people, a husband and wife, were shot in Portland. Did you see that?
• 42:33
  Brian McFadden: No, it didn't.
• 42:34
  Ron Pascoe: Okay.
• 42:35
  Testecleese: Shot by ice.
• 42:37
  Testecleese: Same thing, they tried to… they slammed their throttle.
• 42:41
  Testecleese: And tried to flee the scene. Somehow, this isn't all over the news, though.
• 42:46
  El Guapo: Because probably.
• 42:46
  Brian McFadden: It must not feed the demographic of the narrative of the story.
• 42:50
  El Guapo: No, because of Trendarawa.
• 42:54
  Testecleese: What, if it makes the news, Trende Arago will just kill him?
• 42:58
  El Guapo: No, I mean, the… the… the guys that got shot, they're Venezuelan, and the girl forgot where she was from.
• 43:05
  Testecleese: Oh, were they? I thought they were both, white, just like this.
• 43:08
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 43:09
  Testecleese: Renee's why.
• 43:10
  El Guapo: That's why they didn't make the news, like, this is not gonna make us look good, that's why they're not bringing it up.
• 43:16
  Testecleese: I think they were…
• 43:17
  El Guapo: It's a white privilege at work, dude.
• 43:21
  Testecleese: That's a good… no, that's a good point. The white woman who got shot and killed gets all the press coverage, but the brown people get over.
• 43:27
  El Guapo: You gotta have the.
• 43:30
  Brian McFadden: Bright color of skin to get on the news. That's right. Gotta fit the narrative.
• 43:35
  Testecleese: Guapo… see, as an outsider, not being the white guy, Guapo can see this shit.
• 43:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, everybody can see it. Dude, there's white privilege all over this shit, dude.
• 43:44
  Testecleese: Just like the same reason why you're getting a whole bunch of far-left protest shit in your social media feeds.
• 43:50
  Testecleese: Around dude.
• 43:51
  El Guapo: I know, like, he buys like this shit, like, what? No, what?
• 43:55
  Testecleese: I just got a good laugh. Like, why am I getting all this shit? And I respond, like, because you're brown.
• 43:58
  El Guapo: You're right, you're probably right.
• 44:02
  Ron Pascoe: Changed my mind.
• 44:04
  El Guapo: His AI, dude, it's a better AI, it's like, he's brown, he probably like this shit.
• 44:09
  Testecleese: Now, I've listened to his show, I've heard that accent.
• 44:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know.
• 44:16
  Testecleese: By the way, the Democrat Party's falling apart.
• 44:19
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 44:20
  Ron Pascoe: biometry.
• 44:21
  Testecleese: I mean, they're taking every side of every argument, they're…
• 44:24
  Testecleese: And when you call them up.
• 44:27
  Testecleese: I've even given up, because I used to be like, this is gonna happen, this is gonna happen, and then this is gonna happen, because of this, this, and this. And I was called a nutjob for years because of doing this shit. Then it happened, and I pointed it out to people, and yeah, and I pointed out to people, like, hey, I called all this in this order.
• 44:43
  Testecleese: And you call me nuts, and like, I have no idea what you're talking about.
• 44:46
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 44:46
  Testecleese: But then they would call me nuts for something else I was gonna predict. That's why we started doing the predictions page, because Brian and I were like, all this shit's gonna go down.
• 44:54
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 44:57
  Testecleese: What was that, 2 years ago? 3 years ago?
• 44:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. When we actually did it for the show.
• 45:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I got bored with it.
• 45:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was fun to go back through after the fact, be like, shit, we got, like, 80% or something dumb like that.
• 45:10
  Brian McFadden: They were from the future.
• 45:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, we're from the future.
• 45:16
  Testecleese: But, okay, a mayoral aide in New York, her name is, C, I guess, or Kai, I don't know, Weaver?
• 45:25
  Testecleese: This is the woman who said that white people shouldn't be allowed to own homes. She's a white woman. She hates the wealthy people. Her mother owns a $1.9 million house in New York.
• 45:36
  Brian McFadden: Is she white?
• 45:37
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, she's a lawyer.
• 45:39
  Testecleese: Yep. And she did all this stuff, and now she's got a job from Wandani, and she was confronted with what she has said.
• 45:45
  Testecleese: But all this, like, you keep saying white people shouldn't be allowed to own homes. Your mother owns a $1.9 million home, and she come out… she came out against, gentrification. It's like, you live in Brooklyn, a very black neighborhood, using rent control when you're worth, you know, $10 million.
• 46:00
  Brian McFadden: growth.
• 46:00
  Testecleese: And she burst into tears and ran away.
• 46:03
  El Guapo: White privilege? That's white female privilege, right there.
• 46:06
  Testecleese: I don't… why doesn't Mom Donnie seriously make an example, and like, this… this is exactly what we want, and just take everything from her?
• 46:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know.
• 46:14
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, I… legitimate question.
• 46:19
  Testecleese: Segregation is keeping people separate.
• 46:21
  Testecleese: Correct. Right?
• 46:24
  El Guapo: Is it by government, or voluntary? That's the other question.
• 46:29
  Testecleese: Well, see, that's where I'm gonna… that's where this is gonna go.
• 46:32
  El Guapo: Gentrification is bringing in people of different ethnicities.
• 46:36
  Testecleese: To create this, quote, melting pot that we keep hearing about.
• 46:39
  Testecleese: from the Democrats.
• 46:41
  Testecleese: So, but the Democrats hate
• 46:44
  Testecleese: all black neighborhoods, all Hispanic neighborhoods, all white neighborhoods, but if you move into one of those neighborhoods, you're a gentrifier.
• 46:51
  El Guapo: And it's a bad thing.
• 46:53
  Testecleese: So I don't understand what we're supposed to do.
• 46:54
  El Guapo: Whatever you do, you're always gonna be in the run.
• 46:58
  El Guapo: You know?
• 47:00
  El Guapo: It's a white flight. If you stay, you gentrify the neighborhood. Or you move in, you gentrify the neighborhood. So no matter what you do, you're just always wrong.
• 47:09
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 47:09
  El Guapo: Oh, if you move in with the rich people, the different ethnicity, you, class, what's it? Class,
• 47:17
  El Guapo: The different classes and stuff.
• 47:18
  Testecleese: Second class citizen?
• 47:20
  El Guapo: Yo.
• 47:21
  El Guapo: You… you only want to be with rich people, so they call it, like, I forgot what's the term for it.
• 47:26
  Testecleese: aristocracy?
• 47:27
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no, the classes, you're…
• 47:30
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, okay. Tribalism. Same idea.
• 47:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 47:35
  Ron Pascoe: It's a little bit more…
• 47:36
  Brian McFadden: No, no.
• 47:37
  Ron Pascoe: Divide and conquer. That's all it is, divide and conquer.
• 47:39
  Testecleese: That's what it… that's exactly what it seems like.
• 47:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, they don't want people to…
• 47:43
  Brian McFadden: It's gonna keep a lot of people from selling their houses in New York City.
• 47:46
  Testecleese: They got the city council involved with any… or a specific council involved with any building that receives any government funding, period, and they get a say in whether or not the homeowner gets to sell the… the owner gets to sell the property now.
• 47:59
  Brian McFadden: They're not, like… in New York City, they're not actual, like, stand-alone homes. They are, like, condos and townhouses and buildings.
• 48:08
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 48:08
  Brian McFadden: So…
• 48:10
  Testecleese: So, one person that's collecting government assistance?
• 48:13
  Testecleese: Now, this government organization gets a say on whether or not you get to sell your property.
• 48:18
  Testecleese: So all of these guys in New York are now stuck.
• 48:21
  Testecleese: And you're like, well, if we have to pay for it, then, you know, you should fix all this stuff, and rent can't go up. It's like, well, the cost of shit goes up. Yeah. I can't replace your washing washer and dryer.
• 48:32
  Testecleese: Because it's keep… it's costing me your… everyone's rent just to pay the fucking electric and water bill.
• 48:38
  Testecleese: You know?
• 48:39
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 48:39
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 48:40
  Ron Pascoe: And free transport's just going up to $3, apparently.
• 48:45
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, the…
• 48:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, that… that has nothing to do with Mamdan, either. That was in place, that just took effect, you know what I mean?
• 48:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, but everybody's upset because, like, hey, you told us it's gonna be for free, now you're charging us 3 bucks.
• 48:56
  Testecleese: Well, that's because your average Democrat voter's dumb.
• 49:00
  Testecleese: And they keep saying, no kings, but they think as soon as someone's in office, they can snap their fingers and change everything.
• 49:05
  El Guapo: I ain't know.
• 49:06
  Testecleese: Like, they were flipping out about Trump when he had been in office for, like, 2 months. It's like, he literally hasn't done anything yet.
• 49:12
  El Guapo: Oh, how come the prices haven't come down? Like, that shit takes time, you know? Fuck.
• 49:17
  Ron Pascoe: Right.
• 49:18
  Ron Pascoe: When you got inflation high, too, like, the Reserve Bank wasn't working with Trump, and they're still not working with him.
• 49:23
  El Guapo: No, it took, like, a year after Biden, did the, the fucking Green New Deal, something like that, Bill.
• 49:32
  El Guapo: And it took a year, you could feel like, yup, it's coming, and you can feel the prices rising and stuff like that.
• 49:38
  El Guapo: Hello!
• 49:38
  Ron Pascoe: Sure, he wants energy.
• 49:40
  El Guapo: Literally, I remember standing in the store, watching the meat prices and stuff with this lady next to me, and she's like, why are everything so expensive? I go like, oh, because…
• 49:49
  Testecleese: You just want to be like, well, what'd you… did you vote for a higher tax?
• 49:52
  El Guapo: I told her, because of inflation, and she's like, I know about why it's so expensive, like.
• 49:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, you clearly don't understand what… That's when you want to be like, every dollar you print means everyone else's dollar is worth a little bit less, okay?
• 50:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, until we…
• 50:10
  Ron Pascoe: Detroit.
• 50:11
  Brian McFadden: Dollar, dollar bill.
• 50:13
  Ron Pascoe: When you're a democratically elected government spend more money than what you've actually got, the inflation goes by.
• 50:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, so then they go and take it from the federal government.
• 50:23
  Testecleese: Who then, check this out, taxes in the United States are fucking ceremonial, everyone knows that, right?
• 50:29
  Ron Pascoe: Everywhere, mate. Everywhere in the world.
• 50:31
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying, we literally printed out of control
• 50:35
  Testecleese: Which we can't do anymore. I don't know if anyone remembers, but we talked about it on this show. Saudi Arabia ended the deal with the United States to make the US dollar the only thing you can buy oil with.
• 50:46
  El Guapo: They're kind of cemented down.
• 50:48
  Testecleese: R…
• 50:49
  El Guapo: Would.
• 50:49
  Testecleese: What happens when they start expecting yuan and yen?
• 50:53
  Testecleese: And rubles, you know what I mean?
• 50:56
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
• 50:57
  Testecleese: Well, then there's no reason to have US dollars at all, and they're worthless. That's the only reason why anyone has it, is to buy oil.
• 51:03
  El Guapo: I think we're gonna cement it with Venezuela and stuff right now, so…
• 51:06
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I think that… I think that happened with Biden. I think that was Biden's biggest plan.
• 51:11
  Ron Pascoe: to break down the US dollar, or Biden's minders.
• 51:16
  Testecleese: Why? Why? Like, what is the end goal of this?
• 51:21
  El Guapo: We… we have to accept it, dude, we an empire, dude.
• 51:25
  El Guapo: We are.
• 51:27
  El Guapo: It is what it is now.
• 51:28
  Testecleese: But even so, why would you want to destroy the currency of the United States? Like, what good is this to you, huh?
• 51:35
  Ron Pascoe: Kickbacks.
• 51:36
  Ron Pascoe: What do you think they get?
• 51:38
  Testecleese: So, okay, so you become wealthy for a little while until the dollar collapses, because you destroyed the dollar, and all these American dollars you have are fucking worthless.
• 51:47
  Ron Pascoe: How many people go into politics to change the way the country is for the good?
• 51:51
  Ron Pascoe: Once they start getting all these corporate sponsors coming on board and all that, what happens to them then?
• 51:56
  Ron Pascoe: They become millionaires. They forget about where they started.
• 52:00
  Ron Pascoe: That's what it's all about, power and money.
• 52:03
  Testecleese: And then the handful of politicians you do see that are sticking to their guns no matter what, like Massey, whether or not you like the guy.
• 52:10
  Testecleese: He's sticking to his guns.
• 52:12
  Testecleese: But that leaves him with… all the Dems hate him no matter what, and…
• 52:16
  El Guapo: And at least half the Republicans hate him, too. Yeah, at least…
• 52:21
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 52:21
  El Guapo: I think we need… he needs to be tackled in a way that he's gonna agree with it constitutionally.
• 52:27
  El Guapo: You know?
• 52:27
  Testecleese: tough.
• 52:28
  El Guapo: I don't know, for the most part, I've understood Massey's arguments, even though… even if I didn't necessarily agree with them, I'm like, at least it makes sense. Right. And it genuinely seems like he's standing up for his constituents.
• 52:38
  Testecleese: Yeah. More than he's trying to get re-elected.
• 52:42
  Testecleese: literally emerging Taylor Greene.
• 52:44
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, you too old.
• 52:45
  El Guapo: Oh, dude, you know why she's upset about everything?
• 52:49
  El Guapo: Because she… nobody knows it, but she… I mean, people know that she owns a construction business.
• 52:56
  El Guapo: Guess what she needs…
• 52:57
  Testecleese: Pelosi? Not now.
• 52:58
  Ron Pascoe: No, no, Bob.
• 52:59
  Testecleese: Sarah Palin?
• 53:00
  El Guapo: I don't know about Sarah Pelham, but I know she… that's why she was getting upset with that, because it's getting a lot of people deported, so she's losing business and shit.
• 53:11
  Testecleese: It's all about the immigration crackdown.
• 53:14
  El Guapo: Dude, sometimes the politician could be all about talk, talk, as soon as it's affecting them, like, oh, shit, this is not working for me now.
• 53:21
  Ron Pascoe: Her and ex-husband, Perry, still own the business, I think. I'm not sure if they bought it…
• 53:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, like a construction business, and, like, all the fucking workers are getting deported and stuff, so, because they get cheap labor.
• 53:30
  Testecleese: So hire Americans to pay them a living wage, right?
• 53:33
  El Guapo: Dude, hypocrites, dude, she's a fucking hypocrite, that's why she's going off. And it's like, oh, I guess, oh, man, this bitch is just…
• 53:41
  Testecleese: It's… it's funny, because on this show.
• 53:44
  Testecleese: A handful of times, I've agreed with Marjorie Taylor Greene, but typically, anytime her name comes up with something she did, I just laugh, because it's usually something ridiculous. Like, what happened with her and Crockie, who called her, what was it, a bleached blonde, bad-built, butch-boddy bitch, or something like that?
• 53:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 54:01
  Testecleese: I was like, okay, that's funny, and that is some ghetto-ass shit to call somebody, too.
• 54:08
  El Guapo: I was a big Marjorie Taylor Greene supporter, mate, until she bloody, you know… Oh, she's about to lose support. She's losing support because people are… everybody realizes, like, hold on, this bitch is, like…
• 54:20
  El Guapo: She's, self… self,
• 54:23
  El Guapo: She's, she's just looking out for herself, you know? Yeah. Not because this is it, you know.
• 54:29
  Ron Pascoe: When she was 20 points behind on the center race.
• 54:31
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 54:33
  Ron Pascoe: you know, back in Georgia, like, she couldn't get Trump's endorsement, she, like, that's when she turned big time as well.
• 54:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, probably told her, like, hey, look, you know, we cannot support you because you don't got support in the state. And she got butthurt about it, now she's like, you know, it is what she is now.
• 54:52
  El Guapo: No, like, I think…
• 54:54
  Ron Pascoe: No prison's gonna support any candidate 20 points beyond?
• 54:57
  El Guapo: No, nobody… like, if I was… if I was her, his shoes, and, like, Trump is like, hey, you're 20 points behind, like, alright, I guess that's it, that's all I got, you know, nothing else I can do. Do something about it to get people, like, get points ahead, but don't fucking be butthurt about it, start calling people out, you know?
• 55:16
  El Guapo: But I think she's just as…
• 55:18
  Ron Pascoe: Don't I?
• 55:18
  El Guapo: I think she just wanna get,
• 55:21
  El Guapo: she just wanted to look out for herself, not her constituents. That's why I promise she loses support, big time.
• 55:29
  Brian McFadden: Alright, well, I would have added… I would have put this next category article under ICE, but the, we can move it if you want, it would…
• 55:38
  Testecleese: I can't…
• 55:39
  Brian McFadden: Hold on.
• 55:40
  Testecleese: I can't decide where to put stuff sometimes.
• 55:42
  Brian McFadden: But the, Trump administration terminated the Hampton Inns, federal lodging contract…
• 55:50
  Brian McFadden: in, Lakeville, because they were, refusing to… Give them roots. No dupes.
• 55:58
  El Guapo: No, no, for what I heard, it's the holiday… Different is different…
• 56:02
  Testecleese: different hotel chains. The one Brian's talking about.
• 56:06
  Testecleese: The federal government said, if you're not gonna allow our people in your building, we're not gonna.
• 56:12
  Testecleese: pay for it anymore? The Hilton in the same city.
• 56:14
  El Guapo: Oh, oh, okay.
• 56:16
  Testecleese: The Hilton Hotel said, we're shut, you're no longer affiliated with us for the same reason.
• 56:21
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 56:22
  Testecleese: Hilton themselves called the company and was like, change that policy, we're not getting involved. And they're like, okay, okay, we'll fix it. And then some dude went in there and said, I'm with, you know, Homeland Security, and I'm like, well, we're not doing that, the owner, yada yada. So then Hilton went out and put it on their own webpage.
• 56:39
  Testecleese: We're not getting involved.
• 56:42
  Brian McFadden: Signed down, yeah.
• 56:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 56:44
  Testecleese: It is a good sign. Yeah. Exactly. They're not automatically taking the side of the woke at this point.
• 56:49
  El Guapo: No, no, not even that, like, we wanna be impartial, you know? As a government employee who's gonna come to you, say, you gotta make money.
• 56:56
  Brian McFadden: You know how much money they're losing by not having a government lodging all of that?
• 57:01
  El Guapo: They had, like, 2,000 ICE agents, plus the FBI, the HI… dude, they're gonna be taking…
• 57:07
  Testecleese: Well, not just that! The Hilton.
• 57:11
  Testecleese: Not just these agents, but, like,
• 57:14
  Testecleese: next to military bases. Like, I'm not sure how these contracts work, but is this stock.
• 57:18
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 57:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 57:19
  Testecleese: so family can't come visit? He's like, think if McDonald's lost the government contract. How many billions is McDonald's gonna lose in a year?
• 57:29
  Ron Pascoe: Probably the price of bloody Nigeria. Nigeria's national income.
• 57:33
  Testecleese: Have any of the three of you sailors ever been to a military base, an American base that didn't have a McDonald's on it?
• 57:41
  Brian McFadden: That one on Langley.
• 57:43
  Testecleese: Are you sure there's no McDonald's? I thought there was a KFC… Oh, okay.
• 57:48
  El Guapo: No, I thought they had a…
• 57:49
  Testecleese: Where's the KFC, McDonald's,
• 57:52
  El Guapo: Oh, that's…
• 57:53
  Brian McFadden: Naval Station Norfolk.
• 57:55
  Testecleese: Okay, that's NLB, okay.
• 57:56
  El Guapo: They call a kid Taco Hut.
• 57:58
  Testecleese: Oh, man.
• 58:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, people don't realize that. It's like, no, you can get fast food on base.
• 58:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 58:05
  Testecleese: You know?
• 58:07
  El Guapo: Even the Canadians, I'm in there, too.
• 58:11
  Brian McFadden: There's a Tim Hortons there now.
• 58:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 58:14
  Testecleese: Is there really?
• 58:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, for a while.
• 58:17
  Testecleese: Dunkin' Donuts is so much better than Tim Hortons. I'm not a coffee drinker, but I know that McDonald's,
• 58:23
  Testecleese: Dunc's is a better coffee, and I do like a donut occasionally, and a Dunk's Donut or Krispy Kreme is way better than a Tim Horton garbage.
• 58:33
  El Guapo: I like, I like Duck and Donald's better.
• 58:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, Dunks is better, and I love the Canadians, the people.
• 58:39
  Testecleese: They're hilarious. They're funny people, they make the best comedy.
• 58:44
  Testecleese: Come on, guys, step up your donut and coffee game, like, I know you guys are better than this. You guys nailed maple syrup, you know what I mean? It's just as good as Vermont maple syrup.
• 58:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 58:56
  Testecleese: I know you guys can do more than making maple syrup and cutting down frickin' pine trees to make skateboards for Americans. I know it!
• 59:06
  Testecleese: Well, here's what's crazy, is they cut down the trees in Canada, right? They ship them to, China.
• 59:11
  Ron Pascoe: Damn.
• 59:12
  Testecleese: Trying to make skateboards out of these things.
• 59:15
  Brian McFadden: Out of the naval service?
• 59:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, on the syrup exchange, exactly. Once you get a taste, you can't stop.
• 59:26
  Testecleese: And you know that's true with real maple syrup versus that watered-down garbage that everyone likes.
• 59:32
  Testecleese: What was it now, Pearl Milling Company now?
• 59:35
  Brian McFadden: I refuse to buy any Pearl Milling Company. I'm Aunt Jemima all the way now.
• 59:40
  Testecleese: I don't give a shit, I won't buy any of that garbage anyway, I buy real maple syrup.
• 59:45
  Brian McFadden: I can't afford that. I'm on a budget.
• 59:49
  Ron Pascoe: Whoa.
• 59:50
  Testecleese: Well, apparently, West Virginia is…
• 59:54
  Testecleese: sells just as much maple syrup as Vermont, and I didn't realize that.
• 59:59
  Testecleese: And check this out, we got these trees, black walnut trees. You guys ever had a black walnut?
• 1:00:05
  Ron Pascoe: Nope.
• 1:00:06
  Testecleese: They're delicious. Thing is, you can't crack them with a regular nutcrack, you need a hammer, or, like, something serious.
• 1:00:12
  Testecleese: But they make syrup out of black walnut trees.
• 1:00:16
  Testecleese: The stuff sells for $1,000 a liter.
• 1:00:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm tempted, because we went and collected, I don't know, 50 pounds of black walnuts, because it's like, oh, cool, we can do this, you know, at home for free. I might go and put taps in these trees out on the side of the road, and come through every month and collect it, and make my own syrup, you know?
• 1:00:38
  Testecleese: $1,000 a liter must be good.
• 1:00:41
  Brian McFadden: Are you growing… are you gonna do that in West Virginia?
• 1:00:45
  Testecleese: Well, the problem is, we actually looked it up, black walnut tree takes between 20 and 30 years to stop producing nuts that… that are actually, like, full-sized and healthy.
• 1:00:55
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I'll be dead, I'll be dead.
• 1:00:57
  Testecleese: So I might… down the road.
• 1:00:59
  Brian McFadden: You're not that old.
• 1:01:02
  Testecleese: old enough that I'm not gonna be going out and making black walnuts, and I say that, it'd be easy enough.
• 1:01:09
  Testecleese: But yeah, I don't know. I might, and leave them for my children to have these trees, because the nuts and the syrup is worth a ton of money.
• 1:01:17
  Testecleese: You guys gotta try a black walnut. I said a bunch to my father for Christmas.
• 1:01:22
  Testecleese: They only grow, in this area of the world.
• 1:01:27
  Testecleese: Oh, like… I… Yeah.
• 1:01:32
  Testecleese: Anyone who's ever had one.
• 1:01:34
  Testecleese: comment on somewhere, I don't know where you're listening to this, but they're delicious. Alright, moving on.
• 1:01:41
  Testecleese: Karen Bass.
• 1:01:44
  Testecleese: Yep. Oh, yeah, the mayor of LA is bragging…
• 1:01:47
  Brian McFadden: You said we got the world's fastest, wildlife recovery efforts going on.
• 1:01:53
  Testecleese: Exactly, exactly, and you're just denying reality, obviously, because Gavin Newsom came out, like, the next day, and tried to explain why it's the slowest one ever.
• 1:02:05
  Brian McFadden: Just ask somebody that owned property in that area, and ask them how well it's going.
• 1:02:09
  Testecleese: Do you know why I was still talking about this, Brian?
• 1:02:12
  Testecleese: Because it burned down a wealthy neighborhood of, actors and CEOs.
• 1:02:19
  Testecleese: Everyone forgot about North Carolina being fucked by that hurricane, didn't they?
• 1:02:25
  Ron Pascoe: Trump didn't.
• 1:02:27
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:02:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, and… I don't even know why I put this in here, but I did anyway.
• 1:02:36
  Testecleese: Greta Thunberg has become, like, an example of what happens when you raise your kids to be this frickin'… woke…
• 1:02:44
  Testecleese: Moron, basically.
• 1:02:47
  Testecleese: She just got deported from… The UK, didn't she?
• 1:02:53
  Ron Pascoe: Maybe, I don't know. Maybe she calls me.
• 1:02:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, she… well, I mean, she'd already been kicked out of Israel twice, right?
• 1:02:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she's not allowed there. She was leading the, the convoys in.
• 1:03:03
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:03:03
  Ron Pascoe: of Palestine, the flotilla.
• 1:03:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, do you… does this…
• 1:03:08
  Testecleese: I'll call her a kid, even though she's a grown adult. Does this kid understand what happens when you try to get through a military blockade?
• 1:03:15
  Brian McFadden: Nope, sure doesn't.
• 1:03:17
  Testecleese: For real, she's lucky that it wasn't just blown up like a fucking Venezuelan drug boat, you know?
• 1:03:24
  Brian McFadden: Well, if Trump was making the decisions, that's exactly what would have happened.
• 1:03:28
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing.
• 1:03:29
  Brian McFadden: You can read the headlines now, Greta Thunberg goes up in a place of glory. Yeah.
• 1:03:35
  Testecleese: That's the thing, is I keep hearing what Nazis these Jews are, which is hilarious, but if that were true, then why didn't they just blow her boat up like they would have anyone else trying to smuggle goods in through a blockade?
• 1:03:47
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:03:48
  Ron Pascoe: of her and David Hogg hooked up, reintroduced.
• 1:03:51
  Ron Pascoe: No, no!
• 1:03:54
  Testecleese: No, the funny thing is, that kid would be the most far-right, conservative
• 1:03:58
  Testecleese: Friggin' square-jaw athlete you'd ever seen, and you know it, too.
• 1:04:03
  Ron Pascoe: Helmet, haircut.
• 1:04:06
  Testecleese: No, the old… the 19… early 1990s, late 80s bowl cut.
• 1:04:12
  Testecleese: Remember that? When you… your mom used to put a bowl on your head, and then just cut all the hair that was below the bowl?
• 1:04:18
  Ron Pascoe: He came in and say, I remember I was there when Mum and Dad fornicated.
• 1:04:24
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 1:04:25
  Ron Pascoe: Copy.
• 1:04:26
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:04:27
  Testecleese: Oh, and check this out, billionaires are fleeing California now because of a 5% wealth tax.
• 1:04:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:37
  Testecleese: We've talked about this a bunch of times. How do you carry out a wealth tax without forcing people to sell their goods, therefore becoming less wealthy?
• 1:04:45
  Testecleese: Like, how do you adju… do you hand them a bill?
• 1:04:49
  Testecleese: And then they pay it, or is it adjusted once they sell the stocks to be able to pay the bill?
• 1:04:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:04:55
  Ron Pascoe: Right, mate? You can buy 15 cars. You're not wealthy until you sell them, are ya?
• 1:05:00
  Testecleese: Well, no, this… that's… that's the thing, is these folks are counting net worth.
• 1:05:05
  Testecleese: Like, for example, they would want insurance, what, how much is it?
• 1:05:09
  Testecleese: 5… 5%, Elon Musk is worth, what, 500 or $750 trillion?
• 1:05:14
  Brian McFadden: That's why he moved all his companies.
• 1:05:16
  Testecleese: Billion?
• 1:05:16
  Brian McFadden: Out of, California.
• 1:05:19
  Testecleese: But yeah, but all of a sudden, Elon Musk would have to come up with tens of billions of dollars.
• 1:05:24
  Brian McFadden: And people don't realize that they don't have that… they don't have that in cash, you know? It's in stocks and bonds and… investments, you know?
• 1:05:33
  Testecleese: And Tesla, and SpaceX, and Starlink, you know what I mean?
• 1:05:39
  Ron Pascoe: But why they're doing that, they're going on guesstimations of what the wealth is, or what their asset is actually worth, aren't they? Are they guessing?
• 1:05:46
  Ron Pascoe: We'll lose that one.
• 1:05:47
  Testecleese: It's all but impossible to know someone's true net worth, because it changes every second.
• 1:05:52
  Ron Pascoe: But isn't it like that Tisha James was trying to prove she did?
• 1:05:58
  Ron Pascoe: With Mari-Lago, the charges where she said he overestimated?
• 1:06:03
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, well…
• 1:06:04
  Ron Pascoe: Well, that's the same food?
• 1:06:07
  Testecleese: The big issue with that dude was…
• 1:06:10
  Testecleese: The people he was making a deal with agreed on it.
• 1:06:13
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, that's Sandarini.
• 1:06:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, something's only worth what you can sell it for, right?
• 1:06:18
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:06:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:06:19
  Ron Pascoe: I could say it's worth $100,000, but if I'm only gonna get 50 bucks for it, it's only worth $50, you know? The point I'm trying to make is, the point I'm trying to make is, the Deutsche Bank sent in somebody to say, right, Mar-a-Lago's worth the amount you said.
• 1:06:33
  Ron Pascoe: So that was a great value of what they agreed to do business together.
• 1:06:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, they get their money back, but .
• 1:06:40
  Testecleese: They made money.
• 1:06:41
  Brian McFadden: New York State didn't agree with it, you know? They said that they lied to Deutsche Bank.
• 1:06:46
  Testecleese: Oh, that's when we saw a whole bunch of people that owned big buildings in New York get the fuck out, too, like, oh…
• 1:06:51
  Brian McFadden: smart. Get out one.
• 1:06:53
  Testecleese: What if this happens to me?
• 1:06:55
  Brian McFadden: It's probably gonna get worse from here on out.
• 1:06:57
  Testecleese: But yeah, no one… no one… you can say that you know their net worth, but that's bullshit. The stocks go up and down every day. Like, I'm not, quote, wealthy by any means. I have no idea how much I'm worth.
• 1:07:10
  Testecleese: like, ex…
• 1:07:12
  Testecleese: I got some silver, I got some gold, I got some old U.S. dollar bills, like, Red Seal $2 bill, some silver certificates.
• 1:07:20
  Testecleese: Land, etc, etc.
• 1:07:22
  Testecleese: The value of these things go up and down every day.
• 1:07:25
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:07:27
  Testecleese: I have no… I have no idea.
• 1:07:29
  Ron Pascoe: You might be asset rich, but you're not actually
• 1:07:33
  Ron Pascoe: Monetarily rich until that money's in the bank.
• 1:07:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, I guess. I mean…
• 1:07:40
  Testecleese: As it is now, I slowly sell…
• 1:07:43
  Testecleese: when I need more money than I'm getting.
• 1:07:45
  Ron Pascoe: That's when you become wealthy, isn't it? When you sell your assets.
• 1:07:48
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, but if I go and put it all in the bank, that means it's not gonna… it's gonna stay locked in as a dollar and not appreciate as the stocks and…
• 1:07:57
  Testecleese: Values of my materials go up.
• 1:07:59
  Ron Pascoe: But what I'm saying is that's an indicator of your wealth when that's in the bank. You've got a financial figure that shows how much your wealth is.
• 1:08:07
  Ron Pascoe: Well, that now show me.
• 1:08:08
  Testecleese: how much cash, or how much cash I have in my account, but it's not gonna tell me how much my truck is worth, my house is worth.
• 1:08:14
  Ron Pascoe: I'm saying.
• 1:08:14
  Brian McFadden: going on?
• 1:08:17
  Testecleese: Because that doesn't show up in your bank balance.
• 1:08:19
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, your truck loses to, like, the values every day, if you own a truck.
• 1:08:24
  Ron Pascoe: You lose money on every day.
• 1:08:27
  Testecleese: Depends on the car vehicle, too. I saw an old F100 today, and I was like, oh, God.
• 1:08:34
  Testecleese: I was so… the guy put a new engine in, and I was excited, but he hadn't done anything to the bed that was all rotted out. It's an old, old truck.
• 1:08:41
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's the problem, is things.
• 1:08:43
  Testecleese: 40 years.
• 1:08:43
  Brian McFadden: snow, you know? It's the same problem we have here in Michigan, where I'm at right now, you know? They salt the roads, and, you know, trucks don't last that long unless you…
• 1:08:52
  Brian McFadden: Basically wash it, like, every time they sell the roads.
• 1:08:55
  Testecleese: See, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, by the way.
• 1:08:57
  El Guapo: What?
• 1:08:59
  Testecleese: It's the same issue of vehicles in West Virginia. Massachusetts, when you bought a vehicle.
• 1:09:05
  Testecleese: Maybe it was Massachusetts that passed the law?
• 1:09:08
  Testecleese: But they have to come with the undercoating treatment to prevent it from, oxidizing from rust, so your vehicle won't rot out from driving in the snow.
• 1:09:17
  Brian McFadden: You gotta pay for that extra.
• 1:09:20
  Testecleese: It was included… maybe the price of all vehicles went up in mass for it, but it was every vehicle
• 1:09:25
  Testecleese: sold by a dealership had to have it. So even if they were selling a used vehicle from another state, like Florida.
• 1:09:32
  Testecleese: They had to go and get the undercoat treatment done so that it wouldn't rot out.
• 1:09:37
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:09:37
  El Guapo: So…
• 1:09:38
  Testecleese: I see it happening here everywhere. I'm like, this is nuts. Like you said, I've been hosing it out every warm day and cleaning it up.
• 1:09:44
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:09:45
  Testecleese: I might go and spend a couple grand to get this undercoating done, just let it sit for a couple days to harden up, you know?
• 1:09:51
  El Guapo: What's about to tell you,
• 1:09:54
  El Guapo: Oh, in the military, because we go on the out… we're always out to sea in the Navy, we always have to wash off the helicopters within 28 days, because you don't want the salt to sit.
• 1:10:04
  El Guapo: So, I mean…
• 1:10:06
  Testecleese: That's also military equipment versus… Residential vehicle.
• 1:10:10
  El Guapo: Metal, metal, man, it would just… salt water would eat everything. So…
• 1:10:15
  Testecleese: I was on… but I was on the coast of Massachusetts.
• 1:10:19
  Testecleese: Where was the salt water and the salt being poured on the road?
• 1:10:24
  El Guapo: Oh, you could tell who lives in Virginia Beach by the ocean from, because all the salt air… if they don't wash it underneath the vehicle, you have to wash after stone, just… that's what I do with my vehicles, I wash it, because…
• 1:10:35
  Testecleese: That's what I was saying, is that's why I liked it up north in Mass, is because I didn't have to do that. It was already taken.
• 1:10:40
  El Guapo: I had it in my Jeep, I put it on my Jeep, like, yeah, put it on, you know, the underwater trip, I mean, the undercoat trip.
• 1:10:45
  Testecleese: Undercoat. Yeah.
• 1:10:47
  El Guapo: But it wears off eventually, you know?
• 1:10:51
  Testecleese: Maybe, I've never heard of it wearing off, but, I mean, I have seen even cars… yeah, I have seen cars rotted out up there from the bottom up, so… Yeah, because I…
• 1:11:00
  El Guapo: I've seen people, like, hey, open up the hood, and I can see the frame all rusted, like, but the engine's looking good. Look at the likes of Play Illinois. Like, oh, you're from North.
• 1:11:11
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:11:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, there's so much… which is funny is they don't salt the roads here.
• 1:11:17
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:11:18
  Brian McFadden: They do here.
• 1:11:20
  Testecleese: Well, depending on how much snow falls.
• 1:11:22
  Testecleese: They'll either leave a small layer, like a half inch thick, so that you're on snow instead of ice.
• 1:11:29
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:11:29
  Testecleese: But either way, they throw just sand and dirt down for traction, not salt, which I thought was very interesting.
• 1:11:37
  Brian McFadden: Useless.
• 1:11:38
  Testecleese: Maybe, but it doesn't melt it, it just gives you something to grip onto.
• 1:11:43
  El Guapo: But anyway, Guapo brought up the Navy.
• 1:11:46
  Testecleese: Oh. So this is a good time to bring up that, the homosexual community around the world are becoming more and more conservative.
• 1:11:55
  El Guapo: Oh, God.
• 1:11:57
  Testecleese: Well, and this is mostly because.
• 1:11:59
  Brian McFadden: Does that mean there's gays in the Navy?
• 1:12:02
  Testecleese: Well, that's the joke that we've always heard, you know?
• 1:12:05
  Testecleese: 100 men go out to sea, 50 couples come back, right?
• 1:12:08
  Brian McFadden: No, that's some mariners.
• 1:12:10
  Testecleese: Navy.
• 1:12:14
  Testecleese: But yeah, they're… they're upset in general about this, this immigration thing that's happening, because you're bringing in folks from the Middle East that are…
• 1:12:23
  Testecleese: Saying we should throw… Queers off of rooftops and hang them.
• 1:12:28
  El Guapo: Do they even realize what the…
• 1:12:31
  El Guapo: These liberals that think they're gonna be like, oh, they're gonna love us and stuff because we love them. No, they're fucking wanna kill you.
• 1:12:39
  Testecleese: Just because…
• 1:12:41
  Testecleese: You can take… you could take someone out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of them. I mean, just look at Jasmine Crockett.
• 1:12:47
  Testecleese: Right? No, no, no!
• 1:12:49
  El Guapo: Her… she's fucking smart. You've seen the videos before?
• 1:12:52
  Testecleese: Oh, no, she's very intelligent, can speak
• 1:12:55
  Testecleese: She refuses to, because she's a ghetto hood rat.
• 1:12:56
  El Guapo: Because that's how she get point. That's how she fuckin', she get elected in her neighborhood. That's how she think about her constitution.
• 1:13:04
  Testecleese: Well, that has to make you think about the people that voted for her.
• 1:13:07
  El Guapo: Right. Very good.
• 1:13:08
  Testecleese: They saw this shit as their best option to take care of them.
• 1:13:11
  Testecleese: Bitch, I don't know what's going on! Don't make me snacks that weave off your head!
• 1:13:15
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:13:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, because that's what she get… that's how she get elected.
• 1:13:20
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. But when she got a different districts, she was, like, perfectly talking fine and smart, like, damn.
• 1:13:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. You have an asshole.
• 1:13:27
  Testecleese: degree from Harvard.
• 1:13:29
  El Guapo: Yes, she's, like, she would speak eloquent and gentle. You saw the video of her talking nice?
• 1:13:37
  Testecleese: I have, and it's even better is she talks with all that ghetto hood rat.
• 1:13:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, because it's like…
• 1:13:43
  Testecleese: The thing is, she went to a elementary school that costs more than a lot of people I know whose college.
• 1:13:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:13:50
  Ron Pascoe: You can't use your white privilege card with that. Obama did.
• 1:13:54
  Ron Pascoe: Kamala did. Jasmine did. What do you mean?
• 1:13:57
  Ron Pascoe: We'll use that torque, the hood rat talk.
• 1:14:00
  Testecleese: Obama didn't do a whole lot of that hood.
• 1:14:02
  Ron Pascoe: He changed it around, he changed it around.
• 1:14:06
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, when I'm thinking hood rat in the black community as far as dudes go.
• 1:14:11
  Testecleese: I'm picturing, a not-wealthy Snoop Dogg dropping the N-bomb left and right, getting stoned all the time.
• 1:14:20
  Testecleese: And call me a racist if you want, but that's what I… that's what I think of hood rat.
• 1:14:25
  Testecleese: Not black folk, the hood.
• 1:14:26
  Brian McFadden: I thought Snoop Dogg quit smoking.
• 1:14:30
  Brian McFadden: Thought he quit smoking weed.
• 1:14:31
  El Guapo: Who? Snoop Dog?
• 1:14:32
  Testecleese: I was just Willie Nelson, but maybe.
• 1:14:33
  El Guapo: He's for sale, though.
• 1:14:35
  El Guapo: We did the RNC inauguration fucking thing.
• 1:14:38
  Testecleese: He did. Yeah, because he went nuts about how much he hated Trump, but then he.
• 1:14:42
  El Guapo: RSC, like, what the fuck's going on here?
• 1:14:45
  Testecleese: at least he did come out and was like, I was wrong. This dude's actually doing stuff to help me. He did say that, at least.
• 1:14:51
  El Guapo: Well, I guess.
• 1:14:52
  Testecleese: And I thought it was hilarious when he was doing that cooking show with Martha Stewart, and I was like, only one.
• 1:14:56
  El Guapo: who actually has prison time.
• 1:14:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Martha Seward.
• 1:15:05
  El Guapo: Oh, man.
• 1:15:09
  Ron Pascoe: There's only one cook in this jail cell.
• 1:15:11
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:15:13
  Testecleese: But yeah, they're worried about these immigrants from, like, the Middle East and South America that, don't appreciate the homosexual community quite the way Americans in the West do.
• 1:15:23
  Testecleese: And that, and this article also goes into how…
• 1:15:26
  Testecleese: they're being pushed out of the LGBT… community because of the teas.
• 1:15:31
  Testecleese: Like, anyone can just say that they're non-binary now?
• 1:15:35
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:15:36
  Testecleese: And you have to be treated with kids' gloves, and like, are you kidding me?
• 1:15:40
  El Guapo: Look, dude, like, I grew up in El Salvador, there's a lot of, like, machismo and stuff going on, everybody, like, you know…
• 1:15:49
  El Guapo: I see gay people, we don't fucking care, dude, you know? I see trans dressers, you know, that just dress like a woman.
• 1:15:57
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:15:58
  El Guapo: We don't care, you know, nobody fucking.
• 1:16:01
  Brian McFadden: Do whatever, they can do whatever they want.
• 1:16:03
  El Guapo: But nobody, like, they get just like, hey, we know he's.
• 1:16:05
  Brian McFadden: Go live your life, you know?
• 1:16:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, but…
• 1:16:08
  Testecleese: Don't hold a… don't hold a… a drag show for kids, though.
• 1:16:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, so that's when people… yeah, probably that's when people go apeshit on you, but…
• 1:16:17
  Testecleese: The thing is, it's happened here several times.
• 1:16:19
  El Guapo: No, I know, but I said…
• 1:16:20
  Testecleese: homophobic.
• 1:16:21
  El Guapo: I'll say in El Salvador, you could be gay as you want, like, alright, whatever, you're just… you are what you are. We don't care. Like, what you, you know…
• 1:16:29
  El Guapo: You know, what do you want to drink? And I was like…
• 1:16:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, money's just as good as anyone's
• 1:16:38
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:16:40
  Testecleese: First time in North Carolina history that Republicans outnumber Democrats on registrations.
• 1:16:45
  El Guapo: But, will it make a difference? I think North Carolina is kind of like…
• 1:16:50
  Brian McFadden: Virginia, they've got pockets of… huge pockets of concentration of Democrat voters that will outweigh the other parts of the state that are Republican.
• 1:17:03
  Testecleese: The majority of the registered voters aren't on either party, too.
• 1:17:08
  Testecleese: So, you know, you might be registered Independent, but they're probably still gonna vote Democrat.
• 1:17:12
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:17:14
  Testecleese: But, but…
• 1:17:16
  Testecleese: more people are leaving the party and joining the Republican Party, so who knows, the independents might move with them.
• 1:17:22
  Testecleese: Especially after that hurricane that went down, you know?
• 1:17:27
  Testecleese: And no one gave a shit.
• 1:17:29
  Testecleese: About all these rural people.
• 1:17:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:33
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:17:35
  Testecleese: So, possibly the greatest Military operation to be carried out in my entire frickin' life happened.
• 1:17:43
  Testecleese: And the boy…
• 1:17:44
  Brian McFadden: I got a, I got a… I don't know if you guys got one, but I got a, Facebook Messenger message from,
• 1:17:52
  Brian McFadden: person who used to come on the show all the time, it said, only 3 hours? Damn.
• 1:17:58
  Ron Pascoe: Mmm.
• 1:18:00
  Testecleese: I have no idea who you're talking about.
• 1:18:02
  Brian McFadden: Yes, you do.
• 1:18:03
  Testecleese: Probably, but… oh, I don't… oh, okay.
• 1:18:06
  Testecleese: Can I talk about Sean there for a minute?
• 1:18:08
  Brian McFadden: No!
• 1:18:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, from what I saw, it took 88 minutes from start to finish, and they were only on the ground for 22 minutes.
• 1:18:19
  El Guapo: That is insane, dude.
• 1:18:22
  Ron Pascoe: That is mind-blowing, boys.
• 1:18:24
  El Guapo: It's like playing the perfect video game and not getting hit whatsoever. Well, still make a perfect score in time.
• 1:18:31
  Testecleese: Well, the crazy thing is, they had the Russian Iron Dome air defense system that's supposed to be unbeatable.
• 1:18:37
  Brian McFadden: It's beatable.
• 1:18:38
  El Guapo: It's beautiful.
• 1:18:38
  Brian McFadden: Oh my goodness, we embarrassed that!
• 1:18:42
  Ron Pascoe: No, it's okay.
• 1:18:44
  Ron Pascoe: blacked out the whole city, didn't they? Yeah.
• 1:18:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:49
  Brian McFadden: That affects the Iron Dome.
• 1:18:51
  Testecleese: Well, they had their own power supply, too. So they also… well, check this out, we used a bunch of helicopters.
• 1:19:00
  Testecleese: That went up there, and we cranked up their signal instead of trying to make it silent, so all the radars just turned all green instead of dots.
• 1:19:07
  El Guapo: Oh, I see. And when they were trying to figure out…
• 1:19:09
  Testecleese: what was going on. We had our missiles coming in.
• 1:19:12
  Testecleese: just above the ground, hugging the ground, going… using the mountains that are supposed to protect them as a shield from their own radar, and then blew up their radar stations, came in with Delta Squad, comes in from a helicopter, and goes arrest this guy in his bed.
• 1:19:26
  Ron Pascoe: And he's wife.
• 1:19:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:19:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, and his wife.
• 1:19:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I was a little… I don't understand why they took the wife, too, but whatever.
• 1:19:34
  El Guapo: Oh, she got, she got indictment, too, so she got…
• 1:19:36
  Ron Pascoe: She's a part of the ring, right?
• 1:19:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:19:39
  Brian McFadden: She's a part of the cartel.
• 1:19:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, something like that. But I was, like, half asleep, like, no fucking way this shit happened. I was, like, half.
• 1:19:47
  Brian McFadden: Why does all this shit always happen on a Saturday?
• 1:19:50
  Testecleese: I know, right after we do a show.
• 1:19:52
  Brian McFadden: Right after. I almost demanded an emergency podcast.
• 1:19:57
  Testecleese: Had I sent you a message, you would have been okay with that then.
• 1:20:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:20:02
  Ron Pascoe: But honestly, you look at it, guys, from that strike in Iran, where that missile went straight down.
• 1:20:08
  Ron Pascoe: Two of them! Why for 8 doing the hours.
• 1:20:11
  Ron Pascoe: One night in, wasn't it?
• 1:20:13
  Ron Pascoe: Dropped it straight down.
• 1:20:15
  Ron Pascoe: to now, in Venezuela, what you guys have done.
• 1:20:19
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, that is amazing, that is just… Absolutely blown by.
• 1:20:23
  Testecleese: We showed the world, and Russia in particular, your air defense system's a fucking joke.
• 1:20:28
  Ron Pascoe: And China stood back. China stood back and watched, don't you worry?
• 1:20:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, oh, shit.
• 1:20:35
  Testecleese: The thing is, the left immediately comes out and loses their mind about this. I'm like.
• 1:20:39
  El Guapo: The weather dictator now, like, bring her back, like, what?
• 1:20:43
  Testecleese: I thought… I thought Trump was just trying to collect a $25 million bounty on Maduro that Biden put in place.
• 1:20:49
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:20:50
  Ron Pascoe: Still got it. He'll still collect it.
• 1:20:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, the American people saved $25 million, we took the dictator out of place that even Chuck Schumer said we need to go do something about. All these left-wing pundits, when Trump said something about Maduro, like, well, if he really cared, he'd go down there and take care of this problem. So he does!
• 1:21:10
  El Guapo: I still hate him for it.
• 1:21:11
  Ron Pascoe: Now we know how Trump's paying for the ballroom.
• 1:21:15
  Testecleese: need to do next time something like this happens.
• 1:21:18
  Testecleese: an hour before this shit goes down, he should have come out and been like, we're gonna ignore Maduro, he's not that bad a guy, he's doing pretty good by the people of Venezuela. Watch the Dems lose their mind for an hour, and they go, oh, you're right, don't worry, he's in custody now. And watch him flip on a dime!
• 1:21:36
  Ron Pascoe: That would be fucking hilarious, dude. We're about Nakeem Jeffries and I coming out saying, why weren't we involved with this? Why weren't we told?
• 1:21:44
  Testecleese: Deerstarmer, too.
• 1:21:45
  Ron Pascoe: We wanted the operation to be a success, that's why we weren't told.
• 1:21:49
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, yeah, Keir Starmer was getting shit from a reporter, like, well, why weren't you guys involved? He's like, we didn't even know about it until after it happened, like, well, why not? I'm sitting here like, because you specifically told the United States you're no longer gonna share intel with us, why would we share it with you?
• 1:22:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:22:04
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:22:06
  Ron Pascoe: One interesting fact, too, these, Russian oil tankers coming out of Venezuela are helped stop by the British as well.
• 1:22:12
  Ron Pascoe: British help you go and stop him.
• 1:22:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, so again, Trump's an even dictator, but the rest.
• 1:22:17
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're changing the flag on those oil tankers. They made them Russian flag.
• 1:22:24
  Testecleese: They put up a Russian flag, and then Russia sent a freakin' submarine to escort the ship. By the way, check this out.
• 1:22:30
  Testecleese: We seized it anyway!
• 1:22:32
  Ron Pascoe: So, fun.
• 1:22:34
  Testecleese: Fuck your air defense system, and fuck your submarines, right?
• 1:22:37
  Ron Pascoe: Like, we…
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: to get into a war with Russia, it'll last, like, an hour and a half, apparently!
• 1:22:43
  Brian McFadden: Apparently.
• 1:22:44
  Ron Pascoe: I'll say a little more.
• 1:22:47
  Testecleese: They're having enough trouble with Ukraine right now, using American and NATO weapons, because they don't know how to use the weapons.
• 1:22:54
  Testecleese: Now imagine a team that's actually been training with these for, you know, a decade, you know?
• 1:23:02
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, my goodness.
• 1:23:04
  Ron Pascoe: Honestly, I was blown away with the operation. All I can say is you guys now be able to fucking pull it off.
• 1:23:09
  Testecleese: It was the videos that came out.
• 1:23:12
  El Guapo: Oh, there's more beers coming out.
• 1:23:14
  Testecleese: I love it, dude, especially of the, ships being seized, though. It's like, Pixar didn't have.
• 1:23:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:23:19
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:23:20
  El Guapo: Yeah. Dude, talk to…
• 1:23:22
  Testecleese: Brian's job in the Navy was to be the asshole that took pictures of this shit.
• 1:23:27
  El Guapo: Fancy is gonna have a fucking field day doing video games all about this shit.
• 1:23:30
  Testecleese: Tom Clancy's dead. Tom Clancy… and you know what? Tom Clancy wrote books, didn't make video games, okay?
• 1:23:36
  El Guapo: Whoa. Well, he didn't get Tom Clancy's.
• 1:23:39
  Brian McFadden: No, somebody else did it!
• 1:23:40
  Testecleese: Rainbow sent to the bookie wrote!
• 1:23:43
  El Guapo: Huh?
• 1:23:44
  Brian McFadden: They… but they threw his name on… they're still throwing his name on books as a co-author, just so they sell more books. He's been dead for years.
• 1:23:51
  Testecleese: Rainbow Six is old, though. The video game, he had nothing to do with it. They took his book and made it into a game.
• 1:23:55
  El Guapo: Video games and stuff.
• 1:23:57
  Testecleese: This Rainbow Six video game, it says John Clancy's Rainbow Six, but that was a book he wrote.
• 1:24:02
  Testecleese: 20 years ago, at least. Maybe 30.
• 1:24:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, more than that.
• 1:24:07
  Testecleese: I read… I used to read a lot of Clancy and a lot of Grisham back in the day.
• 1:24:10
  El Guapo: Me too. And how many…
• 1:24:12
  Testecleese: How many movies did they make from John Grisham books?
• 1:24:14
  El Guapo: Alright.
• 1:24:15
  Brian McFadden: Like, 3 or 4.
• 1:24:17
  Testecleese: Oh, at least. The time to kill was a big one with,
• 1:24:20
  Testecleese: Matthew McConaughey and, the motherfucker guy. Who's that?
• 1:24:24
  El Guapo: Samuel L. Jackson.
• 1:24:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:24:27
  Testecleese: Yes, they deserve to die, I hope they burn in hell!
• 1:24:31
  Brian McFadden: Now you're gonna have to watch that movie.
• 1:24:33
  Testecleese: Oh, it was a great movie! .
• 1:24:36
  Brian McFadden: So where are we at in this category?
• 1:24:38
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm just… hold on. Way back in the 50s, or something like that.
• 1:24:42
  Testecleese: Drunk white kids driving down in a pickup truck and chuck a beer can in the back of some, like, 8-year-old black girl's head.
• 1:24:49
  El Guapo: And then they rape and kill her.
• 1:24:50
  Testecleese: So the father.
• 1:24:52
  Testecleese: Kill them. Time to kill. And then the whole rest of the story is the trial. And it was… it was such a good book, and the movie was excellent, too.
• 1:25:01
  Brian McFadden: The movie was a very excellent interpretation of the book.
• 1:25:05
  Testecleese: Which is rare.
• 1:25:05
  Brian McFadden: that's rare.
• 1:25:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, JK Rowling was one of the few, besides Grisham and Clancy, that, like, no, you're doing it by the book.
• 1:25:13
  Testecleese: Which, I mean, that's what happened with Game of Thrones, right? They… they stopped doing it by the book, and it just… everyone's like, what the fuck is going on now?
• 1:25:19
  Brian McFadden: nobody knows.
• 1:25:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm done.
• 1:25:23
  Testecleese: But, alright.
• 1:25:27
  Testecleese: I'm not sure how literal this is, Trump being hyperbolic, but he's saying now that the United States is gonna run
• 1:25:33
  Testecleese: Venezuela. Venezuela. Yeah. For a little while.
• 1:25:36
  Brian McFadden: I don't think that… but didn't the… didn't the Senate and the House of Representatives take away a bunch of authority for them? They both voted…
• 1:25:44
  El Guapo: They had to vote it, but it had to pass by Trump, too, so…
• 1:25:47
  Brian McFadden: Trump's gotta sign it, right?
• 1:25:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:49
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm saying either way, it looks like if the VP…
• 1:25:53
  Testecleese: Stay settled down, because she ran her mouth right away that she…
• 1:25:56
  Brian McFadden: First, he didn't agree with it.
• 1:25:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but then he said.
• 1:25:59
  Testecleese: Get you two.
• 1:26:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, she, she, she had to.
• 1:26:03
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, the guy that Maduro had run against him, and who won the election, and then Maduro declared the election illegitimate, wants to come back to Venezuela and run again.
• 1:26:15
  El Guapo: Well, yeah, well, there's still a lot of Baldura supporters over there, so you have to give it time, you know?
• 1:26:21
  Testecleese: a cartel!
• 1:26:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's gonna take a little bit of time, you know? And also, too, it's like…
• 1:26:26
  El Guapo: I, I did what Trump was talking.
• 1:26:28
  Brian McFadden: We're at the front.
• 1:26:29
  El Guapo: Boots on the ground? Yeah, I think it's gonna be private, private boots and stuff, like, oil companies.
• 1:26:35
  Testecleese: Boots on the ground is not gonna be the way…
• 1:26:38
  Testecleese: The United States brilliantly pulled off this. They brilliantly pulled off the oil tankers, but going into the… on the ground in Venezuela is gonna be a completely different animal.
• 1:26:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:26:49
  Brian McFadden: Like Afghanistan?
• 1:26:51
  Testecleese: No! No, Afghanistan, you can see everything on the ground from the sky. There is a friggin' jungle foliage canopy.
• 1:26:59
  Testecleese: over Venezuela, like Vietnam.
• 1:27:02
  Ron Pascoe: So your helicopters are worthless, your jets are all but worthless, and the foliage, that giant tree cover.
• 1:27:09
  Testecleese: Actually,
• 1:27:11
  Testecleese: Stops radio waves and other signals from traveling as far, so your radio will only be good for…
• 1:27:18
  Testecleese: You know, a couple hundred yards instead of half the planet, because it's not getting to the satellite.
• 1:27:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, Trump did it now.
• 1:27:25
  Testecleese: We want another jungle campaign if we can avoid it.
• 1:27:27
  El Guapo: Oh, hell yeah. Trump did announce that Venezuela's doing an oil transfer to the U.S.
• 1:27:33
  Brian McFadden: Immediately. I guess that's in reparations of what Venezuela did to, the country, to the oil companies, the American oil companies that were down there?
• 1:27:45
  Testecleese: Yes, was it Shell and…
• 1:27:47
  Brian McFadden: Chevron.
• 1:27:48
  Testecleese: Chev… Chevron.
• 1:27:49
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, they left for California, so they gotta go somewhere.
• 1:27:53
  Testecleese: Well, no, no, no, we used to have… we had a deal with Venezuela for oil, and we set up all this equipment. Americans went down there as companies, set up all this equipment, started drilling all the oil up, pulled it out of the ground, and they were gonna pay a percentage, you know, like a fee, basically, a tax, to the country for it.
• 1:28:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:10
  Testecleese: After they pulled it all out of the ground and built all the gear, Chavez takes up power and said, fuck you guys, we're keeping all of it.
• 1:28:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:19
  Testecleese: This is… this was a big deal in the 70s, right?
• 1:28:23
  El Guapo: In the 90s, the 90s.
• 1:28:24
  Brian McFadden: It was later than that, yeah.
• 1:28:26
  El Guapo: 90s, yeah.
• 1:28:26
  Testecleese: You know, something… something similar happened in the 70s then.
• 1:28:29
  El Guapo: Cuba, probably.
• 1:28:31
  Testecleese: Maybe, but that was the 60s, wasn't it?
• 1:28:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:28:35
  Testecleese: with Kennedy?
• 1:28:37
  Ron Pascoe: By picking up. Yeah.
• 1:28:39
  Testecleese: But yeah, again, it wasn't… okay, there you go, Brian, it was in my lifetime, it wasn't even that long ago. And the American people lost billions of dollars in tax dollars through this.
• 1:28:47
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:28:48
  Testecleese: And like… like you said, this is payback for what you stole. We're not taking all their oil.
• 1:28:53
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:28:53
  Testecleese: Right? Not even close!
• 1:28:57
  Testecleese: And… Here's the fun part.
• 1:29:00
  Testecleese: Trump said he's gonna sell it at market value, right?
• 1:29:03
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:29:05
  Testecleese: That's gonna plunge the value of a barrel of oil.
• 1:29:09
  Brian McFadden: It's gonna screw up all bags.
• 1:29:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, 60 million barrels hit the market all at once. Extra. It's gonna dump the price of it. Gas is gonna go down. Hey, check this out. Now Russia is gonna bring in less money selling their oil to fund their war against Ukraine.
• 1:29:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:29:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:29:27
  Testecleese: multiple birds here. Your price goes down, Maduro's out of office, Russia can't fund their war.
• 1:29:34
  Ron Pascoe: And China's lost most of their oil input.
• 1:29:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, and China just put their thumb in the ass, like, what the fuck just happened? That's what everyone did, though.
• 1:29:43
  Ron Pascoe: And they just left, they just left Venezuela. They were there. They just left.
• 1:29:47
  Testecleese: Here's the crazy thing, it's not like Maduro lived in some country frickin' farm. He was in the middle of a fortified military base, he had steel walls in his house.
• 1:29:58
  Testecleese: The United States… Duplicated his household to run drills in.
• 1:30:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:30:05
  Testecleese: What kind of intel do you have to have the floor plan of this guy's house?
• 1:30:10
  Ron Pascoe: I knew where he was gonna be.
• 1:30:11
  El Guapo: Probably, probably for the bias… the bias, precedent and stuff?
• 1:30:18
  Testecleese: Don't you think their VP sold them out to take over?
• 1:30:20
  El Guapo: Yeah. They're like, dude… I wouldn't…
• 1:30:23
  Testecleese: I wouldn't be surprised, honestly.
• 1:30:25
  El Guapo: You want his job? Tell me what you got.
• 1:30:27
  Brian McFadden: She didn't seem to want it, she didn't seem to want it right away.
• 1:30:30
  Testecleese: Joe? I did that average, would you want that, Joe?
• 1:30:34
  El Guapo: Hell yeah, the… And Trump is like, okay, we can find somebody else who can replace you, you know?
• 1:30:41
  Testecleese: I get someone else, like, oh, crap.
• 1:30:43
  El Guapo: We can… you… do you wanna… you wanna… do you wanna see the big D? The what? The Delta Force?
• 1:30:50
  Ron Pascoe: Yay.
• 1:30:50
  Brian McFadden: Well, Cuba says they lost 32 troops in this It's the operation.
• 1:30:56
  Testecleese: Which is interesting, because I read this article twice, and I was like.
• 1:31:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, it says, Cuba says 32 troops killed in U.S. operation to capture Maduro, and I was like, how does Cuba know how many Venezuelans died? No, that's Cubans that were.
• 1:31:10
  Brian McFadden: No, they had, they had.
• 1:31:11
  Testecleese: working.
• 1:31:12
  Brian McFadden: They weren't over there supporting the Venezuela, because.
• 1:31:15
  El Guapo: Really?
• 1:31:15
  Testecleese: by the Venezuelan government.
• 1:31:17
  El Guapo: No, no, he didn't trust the Venezuelans, hey, Cuban guarding him, just stop cars.
• 1:31:24
  Testecleese: I tell you what, man, if Delta Force shows up.
• 1:31:29
  Testecleese: Drop your weapons, lay on the ground, and put your hands behind your head.
• 1:31:33
  Brian McFadden: I've been more worried about the seals.
• 1:31:36
  Testecleese: Different things they're used for, but either team… Just surrender immediately.
• 1:31:43
  Testecleese: They're a better shot than you, they probably killed the lights in advance, and you probably don't have any kind of night vision. You know what I mean?
• 1:31:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:31:51
  Testecleese: You just start shooting wildly into the dark, and they put one right through your heart.
• 1:31:55
  Ron Pascoe: They… they'll probably not kill you if you're on the ground with your hands behind your head. They'll probably just put… zip-tie your hands behind your back, you know what I mean?
• 1:32:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:32:05
  Ron Pascoe: Did you see that meme coming out? That meme come out? Manjura's bloody vision when he's seen Delta's force there. There was bloody Delta Force dudes, mine is Wyoming, they're all on night vision goggles.
• 1:32:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you see, yeah, and you see his feet in the bed, looking at the night vision goggles.
• 1:32:22
  Testecleese: I laughed at that, too. I was like, that's gonna… oh, shit.
• 1:32:25
  Ron Pascoe: It was maybe…
• 1:32:28
  Testecleese: That's what blew my mind, though, is I saw all these people going nuts about this. And they were given a hundred reasons why it was wrong.
• 1:32:35
  Testecleese: Like, well, we went in without the nation's consent.
• 1:32:37
  El Guapo: Who'd miss this? I was like,
• 1:32:39
  Testecleese: I was like, I don't remember Pakistan giving us consent to go in and assassinate Bin Laden.
• 1:32:44
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:32:44
  Testecleese: Actually, they're like, well, that's different. This… no, then I… the first response I got was, well, that's different, this is a world leader. I said, not according to Joe Biden and 49 other countries on the… on the planet, because they said he's not legitimate.
• 1:32:57
  Testecleese: I was like, but okay then, what about Saddam Hussein? Like, well, that's different because… I was like, okay, how long were we in Syria before we killed Qaddafi? I was like, what about the American citizen we blew up overseas? I was like, I can go down the line. This isn't new.
• 1:33:15
  Testecleese: They fucking cheered for Trump when he started blowing shit up under his first term. That was the only time they got excited!
• 1:33:21
  Brian McFadden: And the funny thing is, only… you see the… you watch the video of the Venezuelans in the country, they're all excited about this, but here in America, we got protests all over the countryside.
• 1:33:34
  Testecleese: Oh, it's hilarious.
• 1:33:34
  Ron Pascoe: And in Australia. We've got, we've got left-hards here in Australia, like, protesting.
• 1:33:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, but the actual Venezuelans are celebrating, right?
• 1:33:41
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, yeah, celebrate.
• 1:33:43
  Testecleese: Capro, she had a great picture of a Venezuelan dude, I'm assuming he was.
• 1:33:48
  El Guapo: It's a.
• 1:33:49
  Testecleese: Okay, I'm racist.
• 1:33:50
  Brian McFadden: It was AI?
• 1:33:51
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:33:52
  Testecleese: Was it really?
• 1:33:53
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:33:54
  Testecleese: Oh, alright. But it was hilarious, the picture, anyway, yeah. It looked like this Venezuelan guy with the Venezuelan flag wrapped around him, all excited, and it was a fat white woman putting her finger on his lips, like, and says, shut up and listen to white liberal women, we know what's good for you, or something like that.
• 1:34:11
  Testecleese: But there was the one…
• 1:34:13
  Brian McFadden: That'll be our thumbnail.
• 1:34:15
  Testecleese: Was it, was it Colombian?
• 1:34:18
  Ron Pascoe: Was the Columbia president come out not long after and said, call Donald Trump a coward and come get him as well?
• 1:34:25
  Testecleese: Good, go ahead, I…
• 1:34:29
  Ron Pascoe: So, funny.
• 1:34:29
  Testecleese: The reality doesn't apply to some people. Doesn't make sense to people, I guess. Trump's not every other American president that we've ever had. No, no, he's totally different. I say that. Washington would have went and fucked shit up.
• 1:34:42
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:34:43
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:34:44
  El Guapo: Jefferson.
• 1:34:45
  Testecleese: Now, Lincoln would've, too.
• 1:34:48
  El Guapo: A handful of people.
• 1:34:49
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:34:50
  Brian McFadden: But there's a… it's far and few between.
• 1:34:52
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:34:53
  El Guapo: Jackson.
• 1:34:54
  Testecleese: isn't putting up with your bullshit, he will come get you.
• 1:34:57
  Ron Pascoe: He's the FARFO champion.
• 1:34:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, you fucked around, you're gonna find out now what happens, you know?
• 1:35:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:35:07
  Testecleese: It blows my mind, the… How organized this thing was.
• 1:35:15
  Testecleese: house.
• 1:35:16
  Brian McFadden: They had to have been planning this for months.
• 1:35:19
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, this is impeccable. This is…
• 1:35:21
  Testecleese: How long did it take him to build the structure alone?
• 1:35:24
  El Guapo: They've been training since August, that's what I heard.
• 1:35:28
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 1:35:30
  El Guapo: And then we've just been waiting.
• 1:35:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, waiting for the opportunity, right? Or, or…
• 1:35:34
  Brian McFadden: They said the mission was delayed because of the cloud cover earlier in the week.
• 1:35:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, I guess when I see it from satellite or something.
• 1:35:42
  Testecleese: You can get more pictures.
• 1:35:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, and the thing is driving me insane, 150 aircraft in the air at the one time.
• 1:35:50
  El Guapo: In one country.
• 1:35:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and exactly, their radar sees that and is like, the entire sky. Well, the Iron Dome took care of them.
• 1:36:00
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing.
• 1:36:00
  Ron Pascoe: Because the Iron Dome was overwhelmed with too many aircraft.
• 1:36:03
  El Guapo: No, but I think, yeah, I think they overwhelmed too many aircraft, but 150 aircraft in the air. F-18, Raptors, fucking Predators, helicopters, Blackhawks…
• 1:36:16
  Ron Pascoe: Fuck. Yep.
• 1:36:18
  Ron Pascoe: Are you boys standing?
• 1:36:20
  El Guapo: Huh?
• 1:36:20
  Ron Pascoe: You guys don't… you guys don't understand. 150 military aircraft is more than what some country have got.
• 1:36:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:36:27
  Testecleese: I know! It's more than a bunch of them do!
• 1:36:31
  El Guapo: This is like, that was…
• 1:36:32
  Ron Pascoe: Just don't care.
• 1:36:33
  El Guapo: I think.
• 1:36:33
  Testecleese: What was the big deal?
• 1:36:34
  El Guapo: vote. Only… well, except the Marines.
• 1:36:37
  El Guapo: Unless I got F18 Growlers and stuff.
• 1:36:40
  Ron Pascoe: This is what some… what someone from America gets blown away, because you guys don't understand. Australia's got a pretty good Air Force, but, like, you guys, 150 of them, that's only one.
• 1:36:50
  Testecleese: It wasn't even the Air Force!
• 1:36:53
  Testecleese: No, the Air Force was involved, because…
• 1:36:56
  Testecleese: they took off from Puerto Rico, but it was mostly Navy aircraft.
• 1:37:00
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:37:03
  Testecleese: That's what drove Trump nuts in his first term, was like.
• 1:37:07
  Testecleese: the rest of NATO's not paying into the pot. It's like, look at what we've built as a military, you guys are supposed to do something similar.
• 1:37:14
  Testecleese: And then they start yelling, like, oh, no, no, you're just supposed to protect us.
• 1:37:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, that's the one they got free healthcare, cheap-ass fucking things.
• 1:37:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, because you're not paying for national defense!
• 1:37:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:37:25
  Testecleese: VR!
• 1:37:28
  Testecleese: Which, it's in leftovers, I would bring it up.
• 1:37:30
  Testecleese: It has a lot to do with why Trump just left, what, 32 international organizations?
• 1:37:39
  Testecleese: How many was it?
• 1:37:42
  Brian McFadden: Oh, 66, I think?
• 1:37:45
  Testecleese: More than 32, but yeah, he's pulling us out on all kinds of…
• 1:37:49
  Brian McFadden: Of the stupid UN charters.
• 1:37:52
  Brian McFadden: That saves the taxpayer… 66, yes, we're gonna exit 66 international organizations.
• 1:38:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, and Trump's.
• 1:38:01
  El Guapo: How do you know…
• 1:38:01
  Testecleese: to…
• 1:38:02
  El Guapo: I didn't know there were so many.
• 1:38:04
  Brian McFadden: And he's doing it early enough where, you know, you normally have, like, a year, like, clause in where you gotta stay out for that long. It's gonna be hard for the Dems to get us back in. It's gonna be hard to get the Dems back into it, so…
• 1:38:18
  Testecleese: If everyone else pulls their heads out of their asses, And so.
• 1:38:22
  Brian McFadden: I mean, look how much money is saving… is saving the, country, because we were… this isn't just about organizations, we're funding all these stupid organizations.
• 1:38:32
  Testecleese: As much as I love Australia and Canada, you're two of our closest allies on the planet, and especially Canada, they're right there. We're their number one trading partner. We buy everything from Canada. No one else buys Canadian shit.
• 1:38:45
  Testecleese: Repeat offender, have you ever seen Made in Canada on anything you've ever bought?
• 1:38:51
  Ron Pascoe: Mainly on only a couple of products. We only get, like, make some…
• 1:38:56
  Testecleese: syrup.
• 1:38:58
  Ron Pascoe: Some… some, like, 7 products.
• 1:39:00
  Testecleese: Yeah. Fish… fish products.
• 1:39:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, and we buy most of that. I mean, they export what they can.
• 1:39:07
  Ron Pascoe: Are you?
• 1:39:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, like, you guys can pop out pretty much everything they do, why you gonna buy their shit, right?
• 1:39:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:39:14
  Ron Pascoe: plot north.
• 1:39:17
  Testecleese: But, like…
• 1:39:18
  Ron Pascoe: You've got to realize we're in a perfect climate 24…
• 1:39:21
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:39:22
  Ron Pascoe: Like, once a year.
• 1:39:24
  Testecleese: The one thing that drives me nuts about Australia is…
• 1:39:27
  Testecleese: He got some of the toughest dudes on the planet.
• 1:39:30
  Testecleese: I mean that genuinely.
• 1:39:33
  Testecleese: World War I, World War II, these guys went and fought, and they got ripped apart, no supplies.
• 1:39:41
  Testecleese: That dude that just went and stopped at that shooting.
• 1:39:44
  Testecleese: Friggin' ran up and took the rifle from a guy, barehanded, like.
• 1:39:49
  Brian McFadden: The Bond ABs.
• 1:39:51
  Testecleese: Yes, huge balls. Problem is, they're not investing in their military.
• 1:39:56
  Testecleese: enough, so that's why these guys aren't getting supplies. That's why they're being left wounded, not getting help.
• 1:40:04
  Ron Pascoe: We're just starting to, mate. We're just starting to put money into our military.
• 1:40:07
  Testecleese: Yes, I've noticed.
• 1:40:08
  Ron Pascoe: It pisses me off big time, because the simple fact is, it comes… depends what government's in at the time.
• 1:40:15
  Ron Pascoe: No way. One government will stop spending on military?
• 1:40:18
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:40:19
  Ron Pascoe: the other one will stop, start spanning it back in there, you know what I mean?
• 1:40:22
  Testecleese: Well, which is why I keep bringing up how much I hate the way you guys have your prime minister set up, because it… what was it, like, 10 years or 4 years, you had 10 prime ministers or something stupid like that? Nothing got done.
• 1:40:34
  Ron Pascoe: Well, Mike…
• 1:40:36
  Ron Pascoe: I'll say this really quickly. You know the shooting that you're talking about that happened in Australia, where these Jewish people were getting killed, right?
• 1:40:41
  Testecleese: Made global news.
• 1:40:43
  Ron Pascoe: We… we've asked, and all these politicians and, like, everywhere, all these business leaders and all these people, community leaders, community, have asked for a Royal Commission. Now, a Royal Commission is, like, similar to a Senate hearing.
• 1:40:56
  Testecleese: Okay, good.
• 1:40:57
  Ron Pascoe: That's our highest hearing, like, no one… you can't fucking bullshit in a Royal Commission. You fucking… They want gun rights, don't they.
• 1:41:05
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:41:06
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, 10 years jail straight away if you get caught lying.
• 1:41:08
  Testecleese: Anything like that. And, sorry, Nate just got me work here.
• 1:41:13
  Testecleese: Anyway, what happened was…
• 1:41:17
  Ron Pascoe: Our Prime Minister's been holding back, he doesn't want to do it, because he's going to get implicated, and a lot of these politicians allowed anti-Semitism.
• 1:41:25
  Ron Pascoe: Into the country.
• 1:41:27
  Ron Pascoe: Through their choices, getting electoral votes from all these, What, let's say, religious leaning…
• 1:41:36
  Ron Pascoe: people, if you know what I mean.
• 1:41:38
  El Guapo: Yeah. People that, pray 5 times a day.
• 1:41:42
  Ron Pascoe: Voting block people, yeah. And they get their votes, so they turn blind eyes to anti-Semitism.
• 1:41:49
  Ron Pascoe: And this is all going to come in…
• 1:41:50
  Testecleese: Jesus, we're getting the same thing here, and it's not even the Islamic community. It's frickin' white women that call themselves Christians.
• 1:41:57
  Testecleese: And I say call themselves that, because they do Christmas and Easter.
• 1:42:01
  Ron Pascoe: dear.
• 1:42:01
  Testecleese: But they… they don't see Jesus as the… as God, the Savior, which… it's funny I say that, because Brian and I… I'm Catholic, he's non-denominational, which I'm not still sure what that means, but I can accept it.
• 1:42:14
  Testecleese: Christian.
• 1:42:16
  Testecleese: He doesn't see Jesus as God.
• 1:42:23
  Testecleese: And I was raised and taught that Jesus
• 1:42:27
  Testecleese: the Father and the Holy Spirit are one. They're all God.
• 1:42:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:42:33
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's a… Jesus is the Son of God, how do you explain that?
• 1:42:36
  Testecleese: Because it's… because it's the same thing. The Trinity makes one.
• 1:42:40
  Brian McFadden: Like the Triforce in The Legend of Zelda.
• 1:42:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but you guys still have him on the cross in the Catholic Church. He died and was resurrected. He's not on the cross anymore.
• 1:42:50
  Testecleese: That's to remind us that they actually nailed people to those instead of just a piece of wood that you see on a gravesite.
• 1:42:56
  Ron Pascoe: It's a sign… it's a sign of, like,
• 1:42:59
  Ron Pascoe: Sacrifice to compete in a game.
• 1:43:01
  Testecleese: God's sacrifice. He wanted to know what it was like to be man.
• 1:43:06
  Testecleese: So, became man by sending his son, which is also him, because he's God.
• 1:43:12
  Testecleese: We don't need to get into the whole religious debate, which would be actually a lot of fun if we got, like, 4 or 5 different Christian groups together, like, people from different Christian groups together to discuss stuff like that.
• 1:43:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think it'd be very funny.
• 1:43:24
  Ron Pascoe: And forecast is a bureau.
• 1:43:26
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:43:27
  Brian McFadden: Well, in other exciting news, we also took out the Chavez Mausoleum. I got video of it.
• 1:43:34
  Testecleese: Well, that's a… oh, this video, because I heard that was a rumor.
• 1:43:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, but it's funny.
• 1:43:38
  Brian McFadden: Video!
• 1:43:39
  Brian McFadden: Somebody put a link in here for a video.
• 1:43:42
  El Guapo: Is there.
• 1:43:42
  Testecleese: Okay, what…
• 1:43:43
  Brian McFadden: This is… if this is true, and they bombed… if this is true, and they bombed the Chavez Mausoleum on their way out…
• 1:43:50
  Testecleese: Friggin'…
• 1:43:51
  El Guapo: It's like teabagging… it's like teabagging them on the way out.
• 1:43:55
  Testecleese: Exactly, exactly what it is.
• 1:43:57
  Ron Pascoe: You go.
• 1:43:58
  Testecleese: shot in Halo, and the dude's squatting on your face before you respawn.
• 1:44:01
  El Guapo: Right?
• 1:44:02
  Ron Pascoe: Got these big herring nuts right where they do collag.
• 1:44:06
  Testecleese: Teabagger might be a good title for the show.
• 1:44:18
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. You can't… I just see something being bombed. I don't know…
• 1:44:22
  El Guapo: Of course, I don't know if that's the mausoleum or not.
• 1:44:25
  Brian McFadden: It could be any other building, it could be any building.
• 1:44:27
  Ron Pascoe: It's funny, though.
• 1:44:28
  Testecleese: You're still sharing your screen, Brian.
• 1:44:31
  Brian McFadden: Alright, sorry, I didn't want… now everybody knows what we're gonna talk about for the rest of the.
• 1:44:34
  Testecleese: Oh, no!
• 1:44:36
  Brian McFadden: Because we're not showing video at all.
• 1:44:39
  Testecleese: It's funny, though, because I keep, Guapo responded to it by, like, I keep hearing, like, oh, it should be a Civil War. No, no, it should be World War III. No, it should be a Civil War. No, it should be World War III. And I'm like, porque no los dos.
• 1:44:54
  Testecleese: Wabo, please translate!
• 1:44:56
  El Guapo: Why not both?
• 1:44:57
  Brian McFadden: That's what Blue's.
• 1:44:59
  El Guapo: Sybil, World War III.
• 1:45:01
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:45:03
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:45:04
  Testecleese: But it…
• 1:45:06
  Testecleese: I know a lot of Republicans, like, oh, Civil War, what a joke, these guys aren't armed. You think they're gonna show up in the comp battle like it's fucking 1860, or are they gonna send their National Guard that's gonna answer to their governor, because they're gonna lose their home and their children if they don't go fight?
• 1:45:22
  Testecleese: It's not gonna be dudes shoot… fighting in the street. It's gonna be National Guards battling. Granted, you'll have your farmer
• 1:45:31
  Testecleese: who will fire a shot here and there, but you're not gonna see… it's not… the American Civil War is very unique in world history, as far as…
• 1:45:38
  Testecleese: Civil wars go.
• 1:45:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:45:42
  Testecleese: And I don't think people realize that.
• 1:45:44
  Testecleese: I mean, look at the…
• 1:45:46
  Testecleese: Was it the last French Revolution? I say the last one, because there's so many.
• 1:45:50
  Testecleese: Was it the last one, when Robespierre ran it and terrorism was invented?
• 1:45:57
  Testecleese: And left-wing and right-wing were invented?
• 1:46:00
  Testecleese: They actually called it the French Terror when the left invented… was invented and then invented terrorism.
• 1:46:07
  Ron Pascoe: I just want to remind people…
• 1:46:09
  Testecleese: Sorry, guys.
• 1:46:10
  Ron Pascoe: I'll catch all the catches later on, I'll just gotta hedge for a while.
• 1:46:14
  El Guapo: Alright, man, later.
• 1:46:15
  Testecleese: Thanks so much, Ms. Old.
• 1:46:16
  Brian McFadden: He's gotta go to breakfast.
• 1:46:21
  Testecleese: forgot what I was talking about doesn't really matter.
• 1:46:25
  Testecleese: Doesn't really matter. Oh, we're done with the military stuff, huh?
• 1:46:28
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 1:46:29
  Brian McFadden: I think so.
• 1:46:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:46:31
  Brian McFadden: I mean, there's a… do we really want to go into how we killed their… I think we kind of did it in a roundabout way, how we killed the air defenses.
• 1:46:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, and…
• 1:46:42
  Brian McFadden: I was explaining how it was months and effort, so I think, even though I didn't highlight them, and we didn't… we talked about them, so…
• 1:46:51
  Testecleese: We got through it.
• 1:46:52
  Testecleese: But yeah, off.
• 1:46:53
  Testecleese: One thing I do want to bring up from in there.
• 1:46:56
  Brian McFadden: Sure.
• 1:46:57
  Testecleese: Maduro. Not Maduro.
• 1:47:00
  Testecleese: Mom, Donnie.
• 1:47:03
  Testecleese: came out and said a whole bunch of stuff about this Venezuela thing.
• 1:47:06
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:47:07
  Testecleese: We even had to bring in police to separate
• 1:47:09
  Testecleese: the rich white people from arguing with the Venezuelan… had fled.
• 1:47:15
  El Guapo: And then, after that came out, I was like, well, actually, I wasn't briefed, I don't know anything more than anyone else.
• 1:47:20
  Brian McFadden: It didn't have a security clearance yet.
• 1:47:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, so he's just full of shit.
• 1:47:24
  Brian McFadden: And if I'm Trump, I'm not giving him a circular clearance either.
• 1:47:29
  Testecleese: Oh, God, no, he's… he's a communist, and apparently is sympathetic to communist causes, even when the people from that country are in his city saying, no, it's so good, he's gone!
• 1:47:44
  Testecleese: Ted Cruz is calling for the impeachment of the judge who was involved in the sentencing.
• 1:47:50
  Brian McFadden: Hosebert? There's a… he's calling for 2 in people.
• 1:47:53
  Testecleese: Boasburg and NHL. Yeah. Yes.
• 1:47:57
  Brian McFadden: You gotta get it… how impeached? There's only been, like, 8 judges ever impeached in the history of this process.
• 1:48:04
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:48:04
  Brian McFadden: It's gotta go to the same process as impeaching the president. It's gotta go to the House for the impeach.
• 1:48:11
  Testecleese: history.
• 1:48:12
  Brian McFadden: in the Senate. I'd love to see it happen, I don't see it happening.
• 1:48:17
  Testecleese: Well, 15 have impeached in history, and it's been typically straightforward, crimes like bribery.
• 1:48:24
  Testecleese: So…
• 1:48:25
  Brian McFadden: Not incompetent.
• 1:48:27
  Testecleese: Not even incompetence, but bias. Like, how does this guy seem to get everything that Trump is involved in?
• 1:48:35
  Testecleese: And…
• 1:48:36
  Brian McFadden: Why is it involved, yes, you know, that's definitely an impeachable thing, you know, because he's definitely biased.
• 1:48:42
  Testecleese: Absolutely.
• 1:48:44
  Testecleese: And when he… he got called out a couple times, and after the fact, was like, oh yeah, that was a mistake, and it's like…
• 1:48:49
  Testecleese: Then why do you keep getting, put on these cases? For real, how does he keep getting put on these cases?
• 1:48:57
  Testecleese: This has to be coming from over his head, right? He's just a judge, he's not choosing who gets…
• 1:49:01
  El Guapo: Depends, depends if the chief judge, he can pick up cases.
• 1:49:06
  El Guapo: But usually it's a random, but…
• 1:49:08
  Brian McFadden: No, it's all random.
• 1:49:10
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:49:11
  Brian McFadden: Supposed to be, like… Pull out of a hat to get.
• 1:49:14
  Testecleese: You're in a lottery system.
• 1:49:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:49:19
  Brian McFadden: You don't get to just pick and choose the cases you take.
• 1:49:22
  Brian McFadden: At that level…
• 1:49:24
  Testecleese: You could, you could… because if you could, you could control the way legislation
• 1:49:29
  Testecleese: It's carried out in this country, and you have no authority to change legislation through judgments.
• 1:49:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:49:37
  Testecleese: But they seem to keep doing it, and even when the Supreme Court comes out and says, you can't do that, they do it again anyway.
• 1:49:43
  El Guapo: Right.
• 1:49:47
  Testecleese: Michigan.
• 1:49:50
  Brian McFadden: Okay, that's where I'm at right now.
• 1:49:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was gonna bring that up. Anyone who doesn't know, Brian's been in Michigan for over a week.
• 1:49:56
  Testecleese: Some family concerns, not my place to tell you all of it, but he.
• 1:50:00
  Brian McFadden: That's fuck that.
• 1:50:01
  Testecleese: I'm dealing… he's been… he's found time dealing with all this shit to still do the show, so thank you, Brian.
• 1:50:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, my dad fell on Broken Sip a couple, like, a week and a half ago, so…
• 1:50:11
  Brian McFadden: And he's 81 years old, so…
• 1:50:14
  Testecleese: Your mother's still alive, too?
• 1:50:15
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:50:16
  Brian McFadden: That's the way a couple years ago.
• 1:50:19
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, I might… I might remember that. Oh, a couple…
• 1:50:22
  Testecleese: After my mother, or before? Mine was, like, 7 years now. After, yeah.
• 1:50:29
  Testecleese: He's so much older than me, too.
• 1:50:31
  Brian McFadden: And it… yeah, and it looks like Kathy, my wife, is gonna stay here indefinitely to…
• 1:50:37
  Brian McFadden: Help the family, take care of my dad, recuperate, so…
• 1:50:41
  Testecleese: indefinitely.
• 1:50:43
  Testecleese: So, has that been yours?
• 1:50:44
  Brian McFadden: If she had her way, I'd move… I'd be moving up, too.
• 1:50:50
  Testecleese: Honestly, that's why I suggested you come through here on your way back to Virginia, so she can see here.
• 1:50:55
  Brian McFadden: I know, but she's not gonna be with me when I go back, so…
• 1:51:00
  Testecleese: That's gonna be even crazier, you gotta show her pictures of it. And she's like, oh, I love you, like, no.
• 1:51:10
  Testecleese: But what's going on in Michigan? Some…
• 1:51:14
  Testecleese: Funding cuts done by Congress, I guess?
• 1:51:17
  Testecleese: was D.
• 1:51:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the Michigan House, which is run by Republicans, cut, like, $645 million, and the AG's coming out saying, he's probably, he's obviously a Democrat, saying that these are unconstitutional, so…
• 1:51:34
  Brian McFadden: This'll be, one.
• 1:51:36
  Testecleese: How does that work, then? Because, I mean, state law is obviously different than federal.
• 1:51:40
  Testecleese: I don't know how versed you are in.
• 1:51:42
  Brian McFadden: It'll have to… it'll have to go to the Michigan Supreme Court to decide if these are constitutional or not, so it'll be a long, grown-up process.
• 1:51:49
  Testecleese: Typically, that's what Congress does, right?
• 1:51:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. Is control the spending.
• 1:51:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:51:55
  Testecleese: Like, I can't think of a single state that doesn't do it. They may have different stuff here and there, but I think every state
• 1:52:03
  Testecleese: the Congress of the state controls the purse strings, just like the federal government.
• 1:52:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, definitely.
• 1:52:09
  Testecleese: And then it has to get approved by Senate, and then the executive, right?
• 1:52:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and I believe, if I'm not mistaken, both the lower house and the Senate in Michigan are still controlled by Republicans, so…
• 1:52:22
  Brian McFadden: Well, they have a Democrat governor, so…
• 1:52:27
  Testecleese: We should give these guys a state to run their tests in, let them do their immigration there. Like, one of the big square states in the Midwest.
• 1:52:35
  Testecleese: And just fence it off. Like, you can invite anyone you want in, you guys can do whatever dumb rules you want, you just can't leave here. We're gonna spend 10 years studying you, and then make a decision.
• 1:52:48
  Testecleese: Guapo, you here?
• 1:52:51
  Testecleese: Of course not.
• 1:52:54
  Testecleese: I… it's just…
• 1:52:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, let them do it, get all excited, but you can't go and bleed out somewhere else, you can't take money from other people.
• 1:53:03
  Testecleese: Let's see if it actually freaking works, because… This communism crap can work.
• 1:53:08
  Testecleese: In theory.
• 1:53:10
  Testecleese: The problem is, the person who works hard doesn't want to keep working.
• 1:53:14
  Testecleese: when the person who doesn't work hard is getting the same output. And by that, I mean an actual commune in communism that you used to see a lot in the 70s, where these hippies would go out in the woods. There's still one in Scotland, I remember specifically seeing,
• 1:53:30
  Testecleese: between the seaport, where the Navy is, in, what was it?
• 1:53:34
  Testecleese: I can't remember what the… Edelboro, maybe?
• 1:53:38
  Testecleese: Before we, got on a bus, but we saw on the bus ride, too.
• 1:53:44
  Testecleese: Edinburgh. Yeah, yeah, Edinburgh is where we went to, where the castle was.
• 1:53:49
  Testecleese: Bunch of hippie buses out there, an actual communist commune out in the woods.
• 1:53:55
  Testecleese: Let them do it. And if it works for them, great. Just…
• 1:53:58
  Testecleese: don't try to force everyone else into it, and that's why I said put them in a square state like Alabama.
• 1:54:04
  Testecleese: Let them try out their system, and import everyone you want.
• 1:54:08
  Testecleese: And make everything free, and let's… we'll give you guys 10 years, and we'll see how it works, you know?
• 1:54:16
  Testecleese: No one seems to like my thought experiments, though, Brian.
• 1:54:19
  Brian McFadden: No, they usually don't.
• 1:54:21
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:54:23
  Brian McFadden: It's funny, I'm playing this new game on my phone, where you build, like, cities and whatever, and you fight.
• 1:54:28
  Testecleese: and you recruit by trying to get people to join your alliance.
• 1:54:33
  Testecleese: And it's…
• 1:54:34
  Testecleese: I recently put out, because you can put different, you know, captions, or whatever you want to put in there, and I said, tired of your resources disappearing like Maduro? Join us, we don't get farmed.
• 1:54:49
  Brian McFadden: How'd that work for you?
• 1:54:51
  Testecleese: I waited, like, 10 minutes, and I only got a couple reactions to it.
• 1:54:55
  Testecleese: And I go to the guys on my lines, like, did that go over everyone's head? Like, there's no way that people haven't heard about this, right?
• 1:55:01
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, yeah, huh?
• 1:55:02
  Brian McFadden: That was all we talked… I mean, my wife asked me earlier today what the podcast's gonna be about, like, Venezuela.
• 1:55:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, Venezuela. That's gonna be most of it?
• 1:55:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:55:11
  Testecleese: cover this Minnesota thing, because this is… it took the news over so fast, and I swear that's because everything came out from all these Democrats supporting the removal of Maduro until Trump did it.
• 1:55:24
  Testecleese: Yeah. Not just the $25 million bounty, but Schumer came out and said, if Trump actually cared about these people, he would go and remove Maduro.
• 1:55:32
  Brian McFadden: And what does Schumer say now?
• 1:55:34
  Testecleese: now it was, illegal, and it was a war crime. First of all, what the fuck's a war crime?
• 1:55:42
  Brian McFadden: Good question.
• 1:55:43
  Testecleese: No, really?
• 1:55:44
  Testecleese: What's a war crime?
• 1:55:45
  Brian McFadden: Let me ask ChatGPT.
• 1:55:49
  Testecleese: What's international law?
• 1:55:52
  Testecleese: Because I keep hearing about that, too. You know what international law is? It's what the fucking United States says it is, and you know that, Brian.
• 1:55:59
  Testecleese: Because, oh, oh, what about Interpol? We don't recognize Interpol! They're not allowed in our country!
• 1:56:07
  Testecleese: What are you learning about it?
• 1:56:08
  Brian McFadden: are acts committed during war that are illegally illegal under international law, especially when they harm civilians, prisoners, or use forbidden methods of warfare. So this is not a war crime.
• 1:56:23
  Testecleese: Okay, A crime has to be charged somewhere in a courtroom, right?
• 1:56:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:56:31
  Testecleese: What courtroom?
• 1:56:33
  Testecleese: Is enforcing this international law.
• 1:56:37
  Brian McFadden: Which we don't follow most international laws, we're not a… we are not a member of the International Criminal Court system, for obvious reasons.
• 1:56:46
  Testecleese: Because we have more sovereignty.
• 1:56:49
  Testecleese: At least this guy got arrested and gets a trial, right?
• 1:56:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:56:54
  Testecleese: Gaddafi didn't get a trial.
• 1:56:56
  Testecleese: Bin Laden didn't get a trial.
• 1:56:59
  Testecleese: Saddam Hussein didn't get… He could have arrested Saddam Hussein. He said Maduro was shocked that he has rights.
• 1:57:05
  Brian McFadden: There's a meme going around this week that said, Maduro's shocked he's got rights in the U.S.
• 1:57:09
  Testecleese: You didn't just kill me? No, we're gonna have a trial, like…
• 1:57:13
  Testecleese: We might find out that you were actually just a slave puppet of the actual cartel, for all we know.
• 1:57:18
  Brian McFadden: Because the Venezuelans didn't have any rights under him, so…
• 1:57:21
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:57:22
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:57:25
  Testecleese: But yeah, this is… oh, it's international law. What international law? What courtroom is trying people for international… Prime.
• 1:57:32
  Brian McFadden: It's in the hey, it's the International Criminal Court System.
• 1:57:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, and we don't recognize it!
• 1:57:38
  Testecleese: So we're not gonna send our people to be tried under this, period.
• 1:57:43
  Brian McFadden: This court system basically said that they could try all our military whenever they felt like it, for whatever they felt like.
• 1:57:52
  Brian McFadden: Wherever we were, so…
• 1:57:54
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:57:55
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez, could you imagine what would have happened when Obama killed an American child?
• 1:58:00
  Testecleese: In a foreign nation.
• 1:58:02
  Testecleese: without permission from the local government or Congress in an international court?
• 1:58:09
  Brian McFadden: Nothing, because he was black.
• 1:58:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, but there are other black people in this country running… on this planet running countries, too.
• 1:58:17
  Testecleese: See? See?
• 1:58:18
  Brian McFadden: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:58:19
  Testecleese: The special cards you have, your get-out-of-jail-free cards, don't work on a global fucking scale.
• 1:58:25
  Brian McFadden: Nope, they sure don't.
• 1:58:27
  Testecleese: Because once we go from the United States, you're no longer a minority if you go on a global scale.
• 1:58:33
  Testecleese: You're no longer 13% of the population, you're, like, 60%, because Africa's… Bye.
• 1:58:43
  Testecleese: A lot of African nations breed out of control.
• 1:58:47
  Testecleese: That's why you see so much poverty. There's not enough food to go around.
• 1:58:52
  Brian McFadden: Well, also, their crappy governments don't, like, they're all corrupt.
• 1:58:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, Somalia!
• 1:58:58
  Brian McFadden: Somalia doesn't even have a government.
• 1:59:00
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:59:02
  Testecleese: And you got… don't get me wrong, there are plenty of excellent nations in, Africa.
• 1:59:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. But…
• 1:59:08
  Testecleese: Africa has been a battlefield of the West.
• 1:59:12
  Testecleese: Forever. Yep. Do people… did everyone forget that Africa was involved in World War I and II?
• 1:59:19
  Testecleese: In terms of, trying to take over a territory. And check this out, when the Allies won, we didn't just take over the countries like the Axis powers were, we gave them back to the people!
• 1:59:30
  Testecleese: Granted, left Chad, Sudan, Nigeria, all them crippled because of it, but…
• 1:59:39
  Testecleese: Alright, Brian, anything else you want to talk about?
• 1:59:42
  Brian McFadden: Let's talk about the, Trump proposing the massive increase in defense spending to $1.5 trillion.
• 1:59:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, what is it now?
• 1:59:53
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:59:54
  Testecleese: I don't know either. I wanna say 1 trillion?
• 1:59:57
  Testecleese: But I might just pull that number off.
• 1:59:58
  Brian McFadden: Let me check on it.
• 2:00:00
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:00:02
  Testecleese: And it might have something to do with the United States having to defend the entire goddamn planet, you know?
• 2:00:12
  Testecleese: like our Aussie buddy said, Australia's finally starting to start, gearing up with actual equipment.
• 2:00:19
  Brian McFadden: Right now, we are spending…
• 2:00:22
  Brian McFadden: A billion dollars, a hundred billion dollars, basically. So he wants to…
• 2:00:29
  Testecleese: Whoa, whoa, whoa, $100 billion? So he wants to multiply this by, like, 150?
• 2:00:36
  Brian McFadden: he wanted to do $1.5 trillion, we're doing $9.97 billion right now.
• 2:00:42
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, so… so another 50% more, okay.
• 2:00:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:00:46
  Testecleese: Okay. Yeah.
• 2:00:48
  Testecleese: with all the shit going on in the world, I… I see a good reason to be ready for a conflict. And…
• 2:00:55
  Testecleese: At this point, it seems like the entire world is depending for the United States to be ready for a fight, because…
• 2:01:01
  Testecleese: they don't want to get involved until after it's already gone down. However, I did hear something about…
• 2:01:07
  Testecleese: What was it, I wanna say UK forces, but it's probably not. Getting ready to go into Russia?
• 2:01:16
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 2:01:16
  Testecleese: It was one of these NATO nations.
• 2:01:20
  Brian McFadden: What happens in that situation? Does NATO… Well, I think you're calling Greenland!
• 2:01:26
  Brian McFadden: Then they're gonna die in Greenland.
• 2:01:29
  Testecleese: But Greenland's not talking about sending troops into Russia, though.
• 2:01:32
  Testecleese: I do want to talk about green.
• 2:01:33
  Brian McFadden: Trump is talking about invading Greenland.
• 2:01:39
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:01:40
  Testecleese: Why invade Greenland?
• 2:01:43
  Brian McFadden: For the rare earth.
• 2:01:45
  Testecleese: Yeah! Green was on charge, invade the Netherlands, take both.
• 2:01:49
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:01:50
  Testecleese: But here's the best part, is the Greenland people…
• 2:01:54
  Brian McFadden: They want… they want to be a U.S. citizen.
• 2:01:57
  Testecleese: Well, there's, like, what, 65,000 people that live there?
• 2:02:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:02:01
  Testecleese: They're actually becoming upset that the Netherlands, or Denmark, the same country, right?
• 2:02:07
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:02:08
  Testecleese: Okay. They're upset that Denmark are saying that, no, no, no. Like, do we get a say?
• 2:02:14
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:02:16
  Testecleese: You know, and it's like… and think of this.
• 2:02:19
  Testecleese: Our annual budget in the United States is… is insane.
• 2:02:25
  Testecleese: There's 65,000 of these people, what if we went over to Greenland and said, hey.
• 2:02:30
  Testecleese: Every citizen, man, woman, and child, will get a million dollars if you guys become American citizens.
• 2:02:36
  Testecleese: That'll cost us, like, what,
• 2:02:39
  Testecleese: Is it $65 or $6.5 billion?
• 2:02:44
  Testecleese: one time.
• 2:02:47
  Brian McFadden: Drop in the bucket.
• 2:02:48
  Testecleese: Yeah! Like, this sounds like I better just bribe them, right?
• 2:02:53
  Brian McFadden: And it's not just about the resources that are available on the island, it's also its location.
• 2:02:59
  Testecleese: right next to Russia, across the Arctic right there, instead of having to go through Alaska…
• 2:03:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:03:07
  Brian McFadden: Dope.
• 2:03:08
  Testecleese: Everyone's all upset, and I still think it's hilarious, we're gonna invade Greenland. I'm like, what, you're gonna send in, like, 5 dudes with rifles? You know?
• 2:03:16
  Brian McFadden: Joe.
• 2:03:18
  Testecleese: Anything else in there?
• 2:03:21
  Brian McFadden: No, I think that's it.
• 2:03:23
  Brian McFadden: Take back Sherry.
• 2:03:25
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 2:03:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, take back sharing.
• 2:03:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know, I just noticed that. Anyone who made it to the end of the show, we could use a couple bucks to pay for the show.
• 2:03:34
  Testecleese: If you can't come up with a couple bucks, you know, just share this on some social media, someone else… and, you know, give us a good review. Someone else might give us a listen and throw a couple bucks at us, or… or they'll share it out, and they'll share it out.
• 2:03:47
  Testecleese: But, you know, just a couple guys drinking a bunch of beer, talking about the current news.
• 2:03:53
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Pinch this one off, Brian.