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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Now more, Mark Simone on seventeen. Well, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: great Jimmy Fayla is now on wo R every weeknight,
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  Speaker 1: nine to midnights. That excellent show, very funny, very interesting,
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  Speaker 1: nine to midnight tonight every weeknight. Hey, make sure you
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  Speaker 1: watch this Saturday night show on the Fox News Channel,
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  Speaker 1: best late night show, funniest monologue in television. It's Saturday
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  Speaker 1: Night's ten o'clock on the Fox News Channel. Jimmy Fayla.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing good. I will have you know. I wrote
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  Speaker 2: in the Fox Today and the Long Island Railroad with
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  Speaker 2: two of your biggest fans.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh so okay, were great. They were Long Island people.
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  Speaker 2: I did not get names, but I did take a
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  Speaker 2: picture and they they said, we just want to say
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  Speaker 2: we love you on Saturday night and we love that
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  Speaker 2: you put your wife and your kid on TV. But
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  Speaker 2: I have to tell you we always listen to you
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  Speaker 2: on Mark Simone, I go, well, today's Thursday, and you
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  Speaker 2: don't look like you have a radio on you And
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  Speaker 2: they died laughing. So their perfect attendance might have dropped,
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  Speaker 2: but they were man, were they all over you? Like
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  Speaker 2: in all honesty, if I would have met them earlier
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  Speaker 2: in the train. They probably would have bought my ticket.
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  Speaker 2: So take a bow, Simone, take a bow.
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  Speaker 1: You're a big star to me, Phil. What are you
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  Speaker 1: doing righting on the train? Last night?
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  Speaker 2: Was the Hawks? The Fox News Christmas party? Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: I was told I should not be operating heavy machinery
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  Speaker 2: for at least forty eight hours after what went on
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  Speaker 2: at that open bar.
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  Speaker 1: So I've been going all these Christmas parties. It really
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  Speaker 1: gets to you after a while. How much can you eat?
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  Speaker 1: How much can you drink? What do you give people
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  Speaker 1: advice on how to get through these Christmas parties?
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is the true thing you need to do,
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  Speaker 2: because everybody's like, you know, etiquette at Christmas parties. Go
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  Speaker 2: and have fun. Don't worry about, you know, having a
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  Speaker 2: drink or two, that's not the issue. You just don't
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  Speaker 2: want to be the person that everyone's talking about the
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  Speaker 2: next day. You know, every company Christmas party ends with
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  Speaker 2: people going, hey, did you see so and so? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: And if you don't know who so and so is,
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  Speaker 2: it was you okay, So sing all the Christmas carols
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  Speaker 2: you want. Just don't be the guy with the Rudolph
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  Speaker 2: antlers on standing on top of.
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  Speaker 1: The bar and you'll be fun. Hey. You know in
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  Speaker 1: three weeks, Mom Donnie gets inaugurated. What the hell are
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  Speaker 1: we gonna do?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's why the Statue of Liberty is wearing a Berkeley.
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  Speaker 2: I was confused. I'm kidding, confused. What are we gonna do?
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  Speaker 2: This is the truth, man, Okay. My biggest concern as
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  Speaker 2: a New Yorker is always gonna be for the cops
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  Speaker 2: because they're doing the most important job, and I'm concerned
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  Speaker 2: with their morale. In terms of policies, he really can't
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  Speaker 2: do anything.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna see a lot more tents on sidewalks
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  Speaker 2: because he's not gonna sweep the homeless encampments. So it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be like we're living in Colder Portland. Is what's
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  Speaker 2: gonna happen. We're gonna chang the New York's name to
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  Speaker 2: Colder Portland for four years. But I think, and that's
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  Speaker 2: why I'm happy Lakeman got in this week two is
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  Speaker 2: that puts enough pressure on Hochel that she really can't
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  Speaker 2: sell out to all of the tax things and far
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  Speaker 2: left things he would need her to do to implement
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  Speaker 2: his agenda, which might just save the city. Just those
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  Speaker 2: two being in the race this early have to make
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  Speaker 2: her a little more self conscious about blowing it.
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  Speaker 1: So that's my home.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who's gonna win, but they might have
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  Speaker 2: saved us.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that phrase, hkeal can't sell out? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you underestimate her ability to sell out.
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  Speaker 2: I think do you remember do you remember when they
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  Speaker 2: were floating congestion pricing and she goes, hard working New
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  Speaker 2: Yorkers deserve a break. That's why we're charging you an
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  Speaker 2: extra nine dollars instead of an extra fifteen. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: that's not a break. A break would be we're not
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  Speaker 2: going to do congestion pricing, but instead, no, she raised
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  Speaker 2: it by nine bucks. Yeah, she's as big of a
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  Speaker 2: scam as there is. No one deserves to lose an
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  Speaker 2: office more, you know, and that it kills me. So hopefully,
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  Speaker 2: you know, the Republicans get their act together, because if
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  Speaker 2: we can't win now with about forty percent of the
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  Speaker 2: state you know, is down in Florida right now putting
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  Speaker 2: plastic over a sofa, let's say, if she's not held
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  Speaker 2: to account for that, the Republicans are never going to
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  Speaker 2: win a statewide election.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, I'm looking at this. Uh, I'm just watching this.
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  Speaker 1: It's on the screen right now, the big self driving
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  Speaker 1: cars in instead of uber drivers, You're gonna have a
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  Speaker 1: self driving uber all this stuff. Uh, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't even trust that rumba vacuum cleaner doing it by itself. So,
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  Speaker 1: but you used to drive a cab? What you got
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  Speaker 1: to have a driver, don't you? One hundred percent?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: There?
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  Speaker 2: And it's it's for things people forget about other services
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  Speaker 2: cab drivers offer. Okay, if you get in a cab
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  Speaker 2: at two in the morning and go, hey, where can
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  Speaker 2: I find a.
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  Speaker 1: Little action around here?
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  Speaker 2: You know the waym doesn't know how to get the
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  Speaker 2: AOC's district, but the cab driver does. You know, you
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  Speaker 2: know those wonderful stories. At least once year a girl
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  Speaker 2: gives birth in a taxi because the driver happened to
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  Speaker 2: be a licensed part surgeon in Syria, but he can't,
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  Speaker 2: you know, work here. That ain't happen in Away Mo.
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  Speaker 2: And as I was telling the Lovely Carly Shimkis on
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  Speaker 2: my show last Saturday, they say, the AI is so real,
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  Speaker 2: real now that it's developing human feelings. Do you really
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  Speaker 2: want to be a girl in a waymo that's now
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  Speaker 2: in love with you and isn't going to let you out.
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  Speaker 2: You got to explain that you're late for the meeting
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  Speaker 2: because my car was putting the moves on me.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, hey, Trump derangement syndrome. It just gets
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  Speaker 1: worse and worse and worse. Like Rosie O'Donnell, What the
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  Speaker 1: hell she doesn't shut up? If she hates him so much,
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  Speaker 1: why does she keep talking about him?
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  Speaker 2: It's killing me. So she does this interview with Jim Acosta,
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  Speaker 2: and the hardest part of the interview is figuring out
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  Speaker 2: which one's Rosy and which one's Acosta. See they have
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  Speaker 2: the same glances on and they're sitting there, you know,
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  Speaker 2: hooting and hollering about Trump. It's the point of moving
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  Speaker 2: to Ireland was to get away from him. You should
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  Speaker 2: be done talking about it. But obviously we all knew
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  Speaker 2: that was a stunt. But here's a pro tip.
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  Speaker 1: For everybody listening.
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  Speaker 2: If, if, if you are able to move out of
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  Speaker 2: the country depending on who wins the election, you're doing
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  Speaker 2: fine in life. Most people listening right now don't have
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  Speaker 2: the luxury to just pick up and switch country. You
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  Speaker 2: got money to do that. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: So at least she held on to some of the royalties.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't give them all to her Xanax dealer.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Jimmy Faylis on WOR every weeknight, Now, it's an
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  Speaker 1: excellent show nine to midnight. What do you got on
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  Speaker 1: tonight show?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we got Kennedy coming by, which is going to
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  Speaker 2: be great. And I believe you're gonna hear a cameo
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  Speaker 2: from my wife, Jenny Fyala. It is her birthday today,
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  Speaker 2: and you know, booking her on TV and radio is
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  Speaker 2: way cheaper than buying her a gift mark. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 2: let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she seems she seems great, But why do keep
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  Speaker 1: having your wife? Wouldn't be great, isn't it. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: want to get away from the I've never seen that
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  Speaker 1: such a happy marriage.
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  Speaker 2: But the way my life works with radio five nights
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  Speaker 2: a week on O R and all the TV they
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  Speaker 2: make me do it Fox, and then I go on
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  Speaker 2: the weekend, I won't usually doing stand up at a
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  Speaker 2: feeder somewhere. The actually is the only time I see
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  Speaker 2: her as if I book her on TV.
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  Speaker 1: So it works out for me, you know, and it
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  Speaker 1: does a great show every Saturday night on the Fox
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  Speaker 1: News Channel ten to eleven. It's that's the best monologue.
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  Speaker 1: That is the best monologue on TV. How long does
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  Speaker 1: it take you to do? You don't write that all
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  Speaker 1: in one day, did you? I do?
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  Speaker 2: I read it all myself, but I spend the whole
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  Speaker 2: week putting it together, meaning, you know, figuring out which
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  Speaker 2: stories rise to the level of everyone in the country
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  Speaker 2: will know them. And once I've figured out which stories
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  Speaker 2: kind of have the altitude, you just sit down and
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  Speaker 2: piece it together. It's your own little narrative. And it
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  Speaker 2: is the most fun I'll ever have in show business
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  Speaker 2: doing that because it's just you. There's nobody there to
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  Speaker 2: save you. There's no panelists to get out of trouble.
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  Speaker 2: And again, if it Joe, you're a lot of TV
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  Speaker 2: a lot of these nights. If a joke don't work,
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  Speaker 2: you gotta save it, you know. And it's one thing
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  Speaker 2: to say, even in a comedy club when you're just
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  Speaker 2: talking to like, you know, one hundred screaming drunks in
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  Speaker 2: a Basslaurette party drinking out of you know.
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  Speaker 1: Genitalia straws.
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  Speaker 2: But it's another thing when there's a couple million people
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  Speaker 2: watching and you're.
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  Speaker 1: On the biggest channel in the world. I love it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a very very high wire thing to do, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad you appreciate it. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the best monologue in television. He writes it himself.
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  Speaker 1: Stephen Colbert does a week week monologue. And I look,
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  Speaker 1: he's got fourteen writers. What the hell do these fourteen
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  Speaker 1: guys do?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is the second biggest scam behind those Somalians
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  Speaker 2: who got the billions. I actually think I held the
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  Speaker 2: Somalians in higher regards than Colbert writers because that's technically
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  Speaker 2: a bigger ripoff.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's a good point. So you got to listen
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  Speaker 1: to him every night, nine to midnight. And now your
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  Speaker 1: wife's birthday, what do you do for her? What are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna get her something? You're gonna take her out?
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  Speaker 2: You know what, she is going out. We're gonna go
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  Speaker 2: out to dinner on Long Island. She wanted to see
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  Speaker 2: a play, so I got tickets to see the Michael
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  Speaker 2: Jackson play. Apparently, this Michael Jackson is so realistic. People
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  Speaker 2: keep their kids away from them. I can't stop it.
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  Speaker 2: Then we'll go eat some Italian food on Long Island.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be great, very good. All right, it sounds
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  Speaker 1: like a great way to celebrate. And tonight nine to midnight.
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  Speaker 1: You having fun doing the radio show, right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's so great. I love OAR because it's my people,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So it doesn't even feel
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  Speaker 2: like a radio show. It just feels like you're talking
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  Speaker 2: too much at your aunt's house. Great, so great because
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  Speaker 2: it's our people, you know, New York. We live in
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  Speaker 2: our own energy, you know. And there's so many great
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  Speaker 2: people in the city in Staten Island. And I love like,
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  Speaker 2: on the rare occasion that I'm on the railroad, I
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  Speaker 2: will always meet an o R listener that has something
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  Speaker 2: to say about you and me, and it's my favorite figure.
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  Speaker 1: We're like a roadduo.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna have to start playing Atlantic City. Seem like
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  Speaker 2: a Martin Lewis or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely anytime. Well, if you haven't listened, Jimmy Fail is
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  Speaker 1: on nine to midnight tonight every weeknight, nine to midnight.
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  Speaker 1: It's an excellent show. It's very funny. You'll love it
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  Speaker 1: nine to midnight, and make sure you're watching them on TV.
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  Speaker 1: Best late night show on TV. He's on Saturday nights
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  Speaker 1: at ten o'clock on the Fox News Channel. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: follow him on Twitter and Instagram and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy Fayla, thanks for being with us.
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  Speaker 2: You're the man mark Off they here.
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  Speaker 1: Take care. Yeah, excellent show nine to midnight. Don't miss it.
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  Speaker 1: It's tonight on seven ten WR