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DLHS Hour 4 | Five worst guys on social media · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the deal. You can show your twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 2: Addition, remember that if you're going to be in Buffalo,
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  Speaker 2: New York, I will be there this Friday, Saturday Sunday
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  Speaker 2: at the at Helium in Buffalo. Do you remember years ago?
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  Speaker 2: I think I played Buffalo. One of the last times
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  Speaker 2: I played Buffalo. It was so cold that I didn't
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  Speaker 2: have sock. I do remember, because I refuse to, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I remember I am now as ankles and all.
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  Speaker 1: I remember my you just ever for you.
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  Speaker 3: The story about the guy who came to you to
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  Speaker 3: get an autograph.
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  Speaker 1: Man, you needed you need to.
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  Speaker 4: Dug your achilles. That was hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you get in.
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  Speaker 3: He was ready to side an autograph and take a
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  Speaker 3: picture and everything's like, no, no, no, I just want
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  Speaker 3: to let you know.
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  Speaker 1: Man, do you think so?
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  Speaker 2: Christ is probably a South Dakner six, but she's definitely
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  Speaker 2: a California too.
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  Speaker 1: Though I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 2: A California too. She's definitely a California too. Like she
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  Speaker 2: you can't wear makeup and botox people do. That's like
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  Speaker 2: drinking you know, Red bull in vodka. It's like counter Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I like her makeup is thick, thick. Yeah it is.
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  Speaker 3: But now now you have to understand that that botox
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  Speaker 3: doesn't cover up no, no, it doesn't cover up craters
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  Speaker 3: and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Now, and now I'm not I'm not for ice wear masks,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm damn sure for this wear mask.
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  Speaker 1: That's what the guy. I'm not for her.
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  Speaker 4: It's not gonna cover all that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not for her to do it.
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  Speaker 4: You know, it's not what it's for.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what face looks like more drawn hers
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  Speaker 2: other than people on Mount Rushmore.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know which one the keysto like.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it doesn't make sense where it looks like
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  Speaker 2: all the extra masks laying around.
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  Speaker 1: You can't grab one.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Well, sometimes she's in the right light and then she
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  Speaker 4: looks you know.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of you know they call that fading light is
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  Speaker 2: what they call it. I don't know if this just
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  Speaker 2: the right angle. She don't go to the maccadle, She
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  Speaker 2: go to home depot might explain why she's so easy
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  Speaker 2: Mexican dudes jumping back in the car.
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  Speaker 1: You need me to make a room, though, I don't.
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  Speaker 4: That's terrible face. This week this week on Fix the Rupper, we.
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  Speaker 1: Will Yeah, you know what you can.
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  Speaker 3: You can't be cute on the outside, off you ugly
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  Speaker 3: on the inside. You just can't all the ugly coming out.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I don't think making makeup is supposed to
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  Speaker 2: come with scaffolding.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's supposed to happen. Time to move along.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're back to there or you could Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: what do you mean our feeling and blue?
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  Speaker 1: We just not gonna pictures.
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  Speaker 2: So he's lading to your d ms before you're aply
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  Speaker 2: Ja Jazz giveing us the five worst guys on social media.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh, number five the married one. Yeah, always looking laughing
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  Speaker 3: and lurching, get out of here. Number four of the
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  Speaker 3: top five worst guys on social media. That you don't
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  Speaker 3: need all that makeup, guy, don't tell me what I need.
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  Speaker 4: It's my face. I'll spackle it if I want to.
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  Speaker 1: Christie know me, baby, you don't do that's right.
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  Speaker 3: Number three of the top five worst guys on social media.
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  Speaker 3: That he better treat you right, guy, don't worry about
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  Speaker 3: what you're.
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  Speaker 4: Doing right, and it is right.
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  Speaker 1: It's not putting them check next to all my pictures.
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  Speaker 3: Number two of the top five worst guys on social media,
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  Speaker 3: the guy who likes all your old It ain't nothing
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  Speaker 3: worse than going to your hearts and thinking you got
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  Speaker 3: a lot of likes and it's the same.
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  Speaker 4: Da Wait a minute, just stay up all night and
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  Speaker 4: do this.
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  Speaker 3: The number one of the top five worst guys on
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  Speaker 3: social media that you single yet guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I killed everybody else around it is out
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  Speaker 2: of the day. He will show you a twenty twenty five,
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty six of this. So if you're gonna be
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  Speaker 2: in Buffalo, I'll be there this Friday, Saturday, Sunday. So
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  Speaker 2: before you go on, shout out to our affiliate WUFO
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  Speaker 2: here in Buffalo.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wfo Hey alright, so yeah, come on see you guys.
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  Speaker 2: My man Q he's now I'm not actually coming out
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  Speaker 2: of the room because it's gonna be seven degrees.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but owner she and le Brown's gonna be there too. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, of course I won't be hard to find.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be the moment earmuffs on stage. All right, Jason Sander,
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  Speaker 2: what'd you learn?
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  Speaker 3: I heard the story about you mentioned earlier that Kim
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  Speaker 3: Kardashian and I was reading a story earlier that she
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  Speaker 3: said when she was about seventeen years old.
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  Speaker 4: Wesley Snipes actually saved her life and she was late.
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  Speaker 3: A vampire, he said, She said, he doesn't even know this,
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  Speaker 3: He probably doesn't even remember the story.
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  Speaker 4: But she was seventeen. She was in New York.
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  Speaker 3: He earn her some friends hanging out on the town
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  Speaker 3: and they only had twenty bucks to their name, and
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how they lost that twenty dollars what
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  Speaker 3: they did, And so she just asked him if he
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  Speaker 3: could give her a ride home, and instead he took
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  Speaker 3: her and her friend to breakfast and said, look, y'all
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  Speaker 3: are too young to be out in the streets like this,
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  Speaker 3: especially in New York.
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  Speaker 4: You and this girl need to get some home.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that god they run the puffy.
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  Speaker 1: In the second video, that's ray J.
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  Speaker 2: Would have been to read, you man, you gotta be lucky.
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  Speaker 3: Forgetting lucky and shout out by the way to ray J,
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  Speaker 3: who says that because of health concerns, he doesn't think
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  Speaker 3: he's gonna live past twenty twenty seven.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, yeah, I don't know what that's about, but
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  Speaker 4: that's very sad. Sad, prayers out to him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, that's sad.
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  Speaker 4: That's a truth for you.
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  Speaker 1: Jed, we having fun. Jes right back to reality? You
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  Speaker 1: right there?
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  Speaker 4: How was that truth? Skip?
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  Speaker 2: Let me see if we can let you dig us
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  Speaker 2: out of that one earlier in the show you talked
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  Speaker 2: about you couldn't have been a part of the civil
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  Speaker 2: rights movement if it was cold, so that march to Selm,
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  Speaker 2: if it was like a march to Syracuse, you would
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  Speaker 2: we would have never been for to min not we'd
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  Speaker 2: have been free, but it would have been in the spring.
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  Speaker 2: I used to understand. I meen to the top of
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  Speaker 2: the mountain.
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  Speaker 4: Was the heat on though.
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  Speaker 1: It's still snowing?
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  Speaker 4: Is that burning bushy? I need to warm them up.
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  Speaker 2: You know what makes me the saddest about the civil
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  Speaker 2: rights movement movement is remember that face?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that that makes me sad.
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  Speaker 2: But there are people wanted to sit at restaurant and
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  Speaker 2: the white people had the worst food ever.
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  Speaker 1: You died for If you look at that the the walk.
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  Speaker 2: What is it the Walmart count Yeah, it didn't have
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  Speaker 2: a by La hot sauce, not one, not one. You
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  Speaker 2: got your ass for unsalted food? Can you nobody dies
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  Speaker 2: for white people food? Even when they first lanned in
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  Speaker 2: Indians Like we gotta teach all to cook. We can't.
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  Speaker 4: And then.
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  Speaker 2: In the kitchen though, man, yeah, come on that there,
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  Speaker 2: but your people was cooking the food. And one of
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  Speaker 2: the reasons that they didn't want us to go because
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  Speaker 2: they had to eat their own food.
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  Speaker 1: And please don't leave me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fighting with the right to sal port is when
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  Speaker 2: I'm fighting for all. Right, coming up, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 2: we are on the next deal Huge Showkyle hugy aka
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  Speaker 2: especially O Kid is gonna drop another joint of short
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  Speaker 2: bus records. Plus we're gonna have the military man Jamal Kayle.
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  Speaker 2: He's gonna return to exposed racism in our everyday lives. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: It is the deal Huge, so we will definitely see
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  Speaker 1: you on another side.
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  Speaker 2: Call my favorite short bus operator pull Less Straight with
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  Speaker 2: guys to go.
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  Speaker 1: It's the deal, Hug. We so see you on the
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  Speaker 1: other side.