Latest / Arroe Collins Like It's Live / C.T.C.S Episode 226 Coke Is Out, Hot Hot Skittles And Super Bowl Weekend
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- 0:00Speaker 1: I kind of chuckle when people say, so, where's your
- 0:02Speaker 1: podcast at? I can't find it. It's almost like they've
- 0:04Speaker 1: disconnected from Google or Safari. Here's the thing, it's Arrow
- 0:09Speaker 1: dot net A r r oe dot net. Why the attraction?
- 0:13Speaker 1: It's twenty different podcasts to choose from. When you grow
- 0:17Speaker 1: tired of a podcast and you don't want to go
- 0:19Speaker 1: jumping all over Google for another, just go to Arrow
- 0:22Speaker 1: dot net a r r oe dot Net. Enjoy that exploration.
- 0:27Speaker 1: My name is CT. When I'm not busy being Arrow
- 0:30Speaker 1: the podcaster, I'm just like you. I live in the
- 0:33Speaker 1: real world. I mean, everybody's gonna have a job, right
- 0:36Speaker 1: Mine just happens to be CS Customer service, you know,
- 0:40Speaker 1: solutions relationships while keeping your team motivated to keep that
- 0:44Speaker 1: constant connection with each and every person who has chosen
- 0:48Speaker 1: to stop into your location. Trust me, they don't just
- 0:51Speaker 1: come in there. Something says, eh, what the hell, let's
- 0:54Speaker 1: just all right, we'll stop here because it's a lot
- 0:58Speaker 1: closer to the house. Episode number two, twenty six. Coke
- 1:02Speaker 1: is out of the game. How about these hot news
- 1:04Speaker 1: skittles and SBWKD You know what that means? Right? Super
- 1:10Speaker 1: Bowl Weekend Transition walk Day number one out of three.
- 1:15Speaker 1: Got a live performance this Friday night. Can't wait to
- 1:18Speaker 1: get back on that stage. I hope it is hot,
- 1:21Speaker 1: because it's not been hot inside this forest for the
- 1:24Speaker 1: past couple of weeks. We went through that ice storm
- 1:26Speaker 1: and then we just got ten inches of snow. Now
- 1:29Speaker 1: I'm in this forest, it's just freaking cold. It's just
- 1:31Speaker 1: downright freaking winter time cold. And so you gotta figure out, Okay,
- 1:36Speaker 1: what did I learn from any of this in the
- 1:37Speaker 1: past couple of weeks. Throw in the super Bowl this weekend. Huh,
- 1:41Speaker 1: for the love of God, you know what's gonna happen.
- 1:44Speaker 1: They're gonna come, They're gonna want their specialty food for
- 1:47Speaker 1: that game. They're gonna pick their teams, and then they're
- 1:51Speaker 1: gonna pick their nose or but oh my god, in heaven,
- 1:56Speaker 1: I'll see and CS. I am not a psychic. But
- 1:59Speaker 1: when you up to the desk and you're getting your zin,
- 2:02Speaker 1: which is like chew, it's in a specialized pouch, I
- 2:04Speaker 1: don't know where it is, and you're part of the world.
- 2:06Speaker 1: But what I like to do is when someone wants
- 2:08Speaker 1: some zin is, I said, don't don't tell me, don't
- 2:10Speaker 1: tell me, don't tell me, and I'll say, you look
- 2:13Speaker 1: like you could be a peppermint or a spearmint zin user.
- 2:17Speaker 1: I mean, look at you kind of strange and weirdness, like, ah,
- 2:20Speaker 1: do you know?
- 2:21Speaker 2: Are you?
- 2:21Speaker 1: Are? You? Are you a zen psychic? And I have
- 2:24Speaker 1: to sit there and wonder sometimes am I a zen psyche?
- 2:27Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I am. I've got to update my hotlines,
- 2:31Speaker 1: you know those things that you say that make people go,
- 2:33Speaker 1: oh my god, that was quite funny. That was funny, dude,
- 2:37Speaker 1: that was funny. I've been using lines that have something
- 2:39Speaker 1: to do with the ice and the snow, and people
- 2:41Speaker 1: just kind of just frown at you. It's like, gosh, shit,
- 2:44Speaker 1: oh god, that's not good because I just took them
- 2:46Speaker 1: into a bad zone. How the hell am I going
- 2:48Speaker 1: to get out of this one? So I've got an
- 2:49Speaker 1: update everything. What I don't want to do is I
- 2:51Speaker 1: don't want to sit there and put all my attention
- 2:53Speaker 1: on the super Bowl. There's more to life than that
- 2:55Speaker 1: damn super Bowl. So every time I turn around, people
- 2:58Speaker 1: coming up to me going, are you feeling better? Are
- 3:01Speaker 1: you feeling better? All right? What do you guys know
- 3:03Speaker 1: that I don't know because it's not that I'm feeling sick.
- 3:06Speaker 1: I'm not feeling sick. But what is it that this
- 3:09Speaker 1: weight loss is is getting to where you guys think
- 3:11Speaker 1: I'm sick. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
- 3:15Speaker 1: I mean, because three people today, are you doing better?
- 3:17Speaker 2: Now?
- 3:18Speaker 1: Are you? Are you doing better? I didn't know anything
- 3:20Speaker 1: was wrong with you. Do you know if there was
- 3:21Speaker 1: anything wrong with me either? I don't. Maybe it's because
- 3:24Speaker 1: I always you want to leave. So because I lost weight,
- 3:26Speaker 1: they think, oh god, he's sick. Maybe I haven't, you know,
- 3:30Speaker 1: I haven't noticed anything, but mentally I'm sick. Do do do Do
- 3:35Speaker 1: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do. This is a
- 3:37Speaker 1: news update brought to you by Coca Cola. They announced
- 3:41Speaker 1: today Coca Cola did that they are getting out of
- 3:44Speaker 1: the frozen drink business. Your minute min Orange juice. That's
- 3:49Speaker 1: that's a Coca Cola project, and and they're getting rid
- 3:52Speaker 1: of it. They just feel like that they don't need
- 3:53Speaker 1: to be in the frozen drink section anymore. So, and
- 3:57Speaker 1: people are coming up already already, this is day one
- 4:00Speaker 1: and they're going, so you don't have any of that
- 4:02Speaker 1: men a maid, Nope, they're not going to replenish it.
- 4:06Speaker 1: So what are you saying, like, maybe you can go
- 4:09Speaker 1: in the back and see if you have any extra. No,
- 4:10Speaker 1: we don't have any. They didn't. They didn't give us any.
- 4:13Speaker 1: They are vendors, so they're gonna bring it in. So
- 4:15Speaker 1: let me let me see if I get this straight.
- 4:16Speaker 1: You're telling me that the minute made orange juice is
- 4:19Speaker 1: not going to be anymore right, Okay, hold on, hold on,
- 4:22Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. I'm having a hard time digesting this.
- 4:25Speaker 1: You mean a company can come in and take mint
- 4:28Speaker 1: orange juice out of the frozen session. Yes. And now
- 4:32Speaker 1: another invisible job that CT does at a grocery store,
- 4:36Speaker 1: he fixes the vacuum cleaner. Oh my god, over five years,
- 4:40Speaker 1: I have taken that thing apart. I have replaced those belts.
- 4:43Speaker 1: I have dug in and dug out, freed this up,
- 4:47Speaker 1: you know, clog something up over there. For the love
- 4:50Speaker 1: of God. Today it was a complete rebuild. I should
- 4:53Speaker 1: see the junk on my hands. In fact, I'm a
- 4:55Speaker 1: little pissed off, and I'm holding this smartphone because I'm
- 4:57Speaker 1: getting that gookie gook gook all over my phone and
- 5:00Speaker 1: that's just not gonna look good. If I have the
- 5:02Speaker 1: gookie goog gook in my ear, which then if I
- 5:04Speaker 1: get wet and that of that gookie goog cook is
- 5:07Speaker 1: going on my face, down my chin, onto my chest.
- 5:10Speaker 1: It's like, oh dude, you got a lot of gookie
- 5:12Speaker 1: goog good going on. Please do not move. There's more
- 5:16Speaker 1: CTCs coming right up. Ooh, a tough day to pee,
- 5:20Speaker 1: No more beer being sold? Oh no, and setting me up?
- 5:25Speaker 1: Could they be, hey, welcome back to CTCs. Up next,
- 5:31Speaker 1: A tough day to pee, no more beer being sold
- 5:36Speaker 1: and setting me up? That's the Conspiracy Transition Walk Day
- 5:42Speaker 1: number three out of four had a live performance last night.
- 5:47Speaker 3: Something about being up on that stage.
- 5:49Speaker 1: I have tried to talk with more musicians, more creative minds,
- 5:54Speaker 1: people who just love to be on that stage. From
- 5:58Speaker 1: motivational speak to preachers. Oh, I've had those talks. There's
- 6:03Speaker 1: just something about the energy that is generated not from
- 6:08Speaker 1: my soul, but basically to plant a seed of thought
- 6:12Speaker 1: and then to watch that energy grow just feet from
- 6:17Speaker 1: where you stand. And if you don't think that's possible
- 6:19Speaker 1: inside see us. Oh yeah, customer service. We're ninety nine
- 6:23Speaker 1: point nine percent of the people at Walmart and Target
- 6:25Speaker 1: and all these big department stories look at you and
- 6:28Speaker 1: they give you that frown, like, how dare you insult
- 6:31Speaker 1: me with this? Now, I'm not saying that I don't
- 6:33Speaker 1: have that same thought. I'm just saying that I don't
- 6:36Speaker 1: wear it, and that, to me is something that I
- 6:39Speaker 1: learn by being up on that dance floor, because when
- 6:41Speaker 1: I hit the wrong song and it sucks, I can't
- 6:45Speaker 1: let those people know that I just screwed up.
- 6:49Speaker 3: Let's see if we can dance with this unknown song instead.
- 6:54Speaker 1: I'll see you and see us. I do not walk
- 6:57Speaker 1: into a day wanting to have a bad day. Do
- 7:00Speaker 1: I fall flat on my face? A lot? Of course?
- 7:02Speaker 1: I do? You know? What was that thing on he
- 7:04Speaker 1: haul all the time? It says if there was nothing
- 7:06Speaker 1: for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Yeah,
- 7:08Speaker 1: it's just kind of crazy like that. So while out
- 7:10Speaker 1: I'm a transition walk with Jesse, what happens Her little
- 7:13Speaker 1: poop bag breaks on me, and I got dog poop
- 7:15Speaker 1: all over my hands and I don't know that there's
- 7:17Speaker 1: dog poop on my hands. And I'm one of those
- 7:19Speaker 1: people that likes to wipe the hair out of their face.
- 7:20Speaker 1: So now I've got dog poop in my face and
- 7:22Speaker 1: I've got it inside my hair. Didn't know that. I
- 7:25Speaker 1: didn't set out to do that, but that's the way
- 7:27Speaker 1: it played out. And then when I get to work here,
- 7:30Speaker 1: I have to go to the bathroom so bad because
- 7:31Speaker 1: I consume so much liquid. That's what they teach you
- 7:34Speaker 1: in martial arts. And what do I do. I can't
- 7:37Speaker 1: get it out fast enough, and by the time I
- 7:39Speaker 1: do get it out, I'm peeing all over the seat.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Not a good day. We talked about this in a
- 7:45Speaker 1: past CTCs episode. One of our beer makers here in
- 7:49Speaker 1: town is involved in a major league scandal, I mean
- 7:52Speaker 1: a scandal so bad and so sickening that they had
- 7:56Speaker 1: to close down the entire brewery as well as all
- 7:59Speaker 1: the different sh where you could locate it, including stores
- 8:02Speaker 1: that were selling it. So today they made the official
- 8:04Speaker 1: declaration that all of the beer that we have from
- 8:08Speaker 1: that beer company, which no longer exists. I mean, they've
- 8:10Speaker 1: got a brand new name and everything, and they're going
- 8:12Speaker 1: to try to rebuild. But we've got over five thousand
- 8:15Speaker 1: dollars worth of beer that we are pouring down the
- 8:18Speaker 1: drain on Super Bowl Sunday, no sales, We're pouring the
- 8:23Speaker 1: beer down the drain. To be on the opposite side
- 8:28Speaker 1: of that drain. Give me a party, baby. So you
- 8:32Speaker 1: know how we got that cart full of barbecue sauce
- 8:35Speaker 1: and ketchup and mustard and every sauce in the world,
- 8:38Speaker 1: and the manager said, hey, look, I need this put
- 8:40Speaker 1: back because it fell off from something that was really
- 8:43Speaker 1: close to the endcap. And you're worry was there's not
- 8:46Speaker 1: going to be room on the shelves. Here's the thing.
- 8:49Speaker 1: Everything I'm putting back, there's nothing on the shelf. So
- 8:53Speaker 1: here's my conspiracy thinking. You guys as managements are setting
- 8:57Speaker 1: me up for failure. Yep, that's what. I totally believe
- 9:01Speaker 1: that you went over and grabbed it off from the
- 9:02Speaker 1: shelf to put it in the car to find out
- 9:03Speaker 1: if I was gonna throw a hissy fetter out. No,
- 9:05Speaker 1: logic probably dictates that if they have them on shippers
- 9:08Speaker 1: there's there, probably we're going to sell more than it's
- 9:10Speaker 1: able to go in the show, right right, That's why
- 9:12Speaker 1: that probably works out. So it's just your way of saying,
- 9:14Speaker 1: my conspiracy theory sucks. Yes, Oh, do you believe that
- 9:18Speaker 1: we walked on the moon? I do? Do you believe that?
- 9:21Speaker 1: Do you believe in Bigfoot. I do you believe in
- 9:23Speaker 1: big I do believe in Bigfoot.
- 9:25Speaker 3: Well, how come we haven't had any skeletons.
- 9:28Speaker 1: That's a good point. It's probably over there in Iowa
- 9:29Speaker 1: one next to the barbecue sauce. Wow. Yeah, it's all fine.
- 9:32Speaker 1: One for you. Super Bowl Sunday tomorrow, and oh my god,
- 9:37Speaker 1: these guys are acting like that's exactly what's supposed to
- 9:39Speaker 1: be happening tomorrow. What they are buying. They are buying
- 9:43Speaker 1: crab food. Now, I don't know if I call it
- 9:46Speaker 1: crab food because I've lost all this weight from two
- 9:48Speaker 1: eleven to one seventy four and I had to get
- 9:51Speaker 1: rid of the crap food. So maybe I'm being a
- 9:54Speaker 1: little bit, you know, not a team player here by saying, hey, look,
- 9:59Speaker 1: you're eating crab food. Put that ship back right now. No,
- 10:01Speaker 1: you're not doing that. No, no, no, We're gonna have a
- 10:03Speaker 1: healthy life. I'm not trying to be r f K
- 10:06Speaker 1: Junior hair when I'm trying to be somebody who's gonna
- 10:08Speaker 1: look at you and say you need to feel good.
- 10:10Speaker 1: Let's get a victory and then you can have some
- 10:11Speaker 1: good food, like maybe some sour crowd. So our taste
- 10:15Speaker 1: test this week is going to be the new Skittles
- 10:18Speaker 1: and their fuego. So are they hot?
- 10:21Speaker 4: It looks like they know that a little little cayenne.
- 10:25Speaker 1: I like, Brian see that on it.
- 10:27Speaker 4: Oh, they definitely got a kid. It's like, it's surprised.
- 10:35Speaker 1: That's actually entertaining. I was like, wow, it's not.
- 10:48Speaker 4: And they filled there's no, there's no.
- 10:52Speaker 1: Oh. I can guarantee you every little ten year old
- 10:54Speaker 1: kid's gonna be buying these.
- 10:55Speaker 4: Oh.
- 10:56Speaker 1: I like the little bite at the end when it
- 10:57Speaker 1: sets in.
- 11:00Speaker 4: He is building.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wow man. Oh, we've got an upset.
- 11:06Speaker 1: Oh am, We've got a manager that's a little bit,
- 11:09Speaker 1: a little bit on the tweaky, twirky upset side, because
- 11:13Speaker 1: between ten and eleven o'clock there's going to be only
- 11:15Speaker 1: one person in the store and that person is in
- 11:18Speaker 1: self check out. There will be nobody on any of
- 11:20Speaker 1: the registers. And he's an upset about that. And I said, well,
- 11:23Speaker 1: what about mornings. They always they always tell me that
- 11:25Speaker 1: there's only one person in here in the morning. He says, See,
- 11:27Speaker 1: that's bullshit. There's not just one person here. There are
- 11:30Speaker 1: people throughout this store that can come out and run
- 11:32Speaker 1: those registers at the drop of a hat, and it's like,
- 11:35Speaker 1: I don't know. We only go with what we know,
- 11:37Speaker 1: and what we know is what's on that schedule. And
- 11:40Speaker 1: the way that they keep backing things down on us,
- 11:43Speaker 1: we're all losing hours as it is, and it's like, Okay,
- 11:45Speaker 1: I don't know how to help you out of this situation.
- 11:48Speaker 1: There are certain things that we do for our guests.
- 11:50Speaker 1: It's not that we play favoritism, but if you're going
- 11:53Speaker 1: to come into our store every single day to buy
- 11:57Speaker 1: this amazing amount of food and lottery tickets, when I
- 12:00Speaker 1: don't see you at a certain time on the clock,
- 12:02Speaker 1: I'm just going to buy your lottery tickets for you.
- 12:05Speaker 1: And we just did that for D and D's been
- 12:07Speaker 1: doing this now for five years and it's just one
- 12:09Speaker 1: of those things. You just take care of your guest
- 12:12Speaker 1: and you get us lottery tickets and nothing is missed.
- 12:15Speaker 1: And that to me is taking care of your community
- 12:17Speaker 1: as well, because you identify what it is that they're
- 12:19Speaker 1: looking for and you super serve them by taking the
- 12:22Speaker 1: steps that we did. Now, what would you do That's
- 12:24Speaker 1: gonna be the situation here? What would you do? Would
- 12:27Speaker 1: you buy tickets lottery tickets for a guest at your
- 12:30Speaker 1: place of business. If you're in retail, please do not move.
- 12:33Speaker 1: There's more CTCs coming up. We've got a Super Bowl
- 12:36Speaker 1: Sunday to handle and a fifteen year old that won't
- 12:39Speaker 1: come off the coolers. What the fuck? Hey, welcome back
- 12:45Speaker 1: to CTCs up next Super Bowl Sunday festivities and a
- 12:49Speaker 1: fifteen year old that's climbed to the top of the
- 12:51Speaker 1: coolers and won't come down.
- 12:55Speaker 3: Transition Walk day number four.
- 12:58Speaker 1: Out of four. Oh my god, super Bowl Sunday. I
- 13:03Speaker 1: must feel like from that NFL films that dude needs
- 13:06Speaker 1: to come in here and talk about this.
- 13:09Speaker 2: We welcome here to the tunder This is where the
- 13:11Speaker 2: cold meets the South, and today we're walking through a
- 13:15Speaker 2: forest as we make our way to the Super Bowl
- 13:18Speaker 2: at a grocery store where the crowds will be overzealous
- 13:22Speaker 2: and filled with something they can't explain, but they know
- 13:26Speaker 2: that once they get that macaroni and cheese and all
- 13:29Speaker 2: of those wings inside that gut washed down by their
- 13:32Speaker 2: favorite brew, mainly that of local beer, it is going
- 13:37Speaker 2: to be a Super Bowl that nobody will ever forget it. Now,
- 13:41Speaker 2: the question is all of these players, those armchair quarterbacks.
- 13:49Speaker 3: How did they treat the people at the grocery store?
- 13:53Speaker 1: This is your super Bowl? The fuck am I doing today?
- 14:00Speaker 1: You see us? Back in November, we said that this
- 14:03Speaker 1: was going to be the start of the four jewels
- 14:07Speaker 1: in the crown. You have Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's and
- 14:11Speaker 1: then you're the super Bowl. We are at the super Bowl.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Every one of those other holidays are nothing, including the
- 14:17Speaker 1: snowstorms we've had in the past couple of weeks, compared
- 14:19Speaker 1: to what we're going through today on Super Bowl Sunday.
- 14:21Speaker 1: It is a frickin' nightmare. Every register is open and
- 14:25Speaker 1: lines are six and seven deep. And of course, the
- 14:28Speaker 1: very moment that I arrived, I saw all the putbacks,
- 14:32Speaker 1: all the things that people didn't want. They put it
- 14:34Speaker 1: in their shopping cart. They put it inside those baskets,
- 14:36Speaker 1: everything they didn't want. And does anybody in the earlier
- 14:39Speaker 1: part of the day put anything away. I'm not convinced
- 14:42Speaker 1: that they are. And so I come in, I see
- 14:44Speaker 1: what mess is waiting for me, and the next thing,
- 14:46Speaker 1: you know, I look at them and I have to
- 14:49Speaker 1: shoot my mouth. I literally said, do you guys just
- 14:53Speaker 1: stand around, because you know, here's the thing you guys
- 14:56Speaker 1: look at each other and say, well, Seet's gonna put
- 14:58Speaker 1: it away anyway, so I just don't worry about him.
- 15:01Speaker 1: We don't want to play that game anymore because CT
- 15:03Speaker 1: doesn't want to put it away. But then they kind
- 15:06Speaker 1: of look at me and they God, you're being cut
- 15:07Speaker 1: of an ass today. There's no way that I'm the
- 15:10Speaker 1: only employee at any business that sits there inside their
- 15:14Speaker 1: heads saying shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up,
- 15:17Speaker 1: don't react, shut up, shut up, do not No, you
- 15:20Speaker 1: didn't see that. I know you saw it, but you
- 15:22Speaker 1: did not see it. Shut up. Just keep moving forward.
- 15:24Speaker 1: I just don't want to be an ass. I'm so
- 15:26Speaker 1: tired of that. Just and you shut up because you're
- 15:29Speaker 1: talking about something that could make somebody mad. We have
- 15:33Speaker 1: an incident on Aisle number eight right now. That is
- 15:35Speaker 1: the frozen aisle. The incident. I've never seen this before
- 15:38Speaker 1: in by five years. We've got a kid, maybe fifteen
- 15:41Speaker 1: sixteen years old, on top of the freezer and they're
- 15:44Speaker 1: filming it. I'm sure. I don't know if it's TikTok,
- 15:46Speaker 1: I don't know if it's Instagram. I don't know what
- 15:47Speaker 1: the hell it is. We're trying to get him down,
- 15:49Speaker 1: and he keeps saying, no, I'm going to take a
- 15:50Speaker 1: nap up here. He won't come down. So we've called
- 15:53Speaker 1: security to get this guy down. Management is trying to
- 15:55Speaker 1: get him down. He says, no, I'm going to sleep
- 15:57Speaker 1: up here, and so that's where we are right now.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Here's what we know so far. His name is Jacob,
- 16:03Speaker 1: he is fourteen years old, and he's very serious about
- 16:07Speaker 1: staying up there on top of the of the freezers
- 16:10Speaker 1: because he feels that he needs to take a nap
- 16:12Speaker 1: and that is the best place to take a nap
- 16:13Speaker 1: on a Super Bowl Sunday because it gets him away
- 16:15Speaker 1: from people. This is not the place to do this.
- 16:18Speaker 1: And that's exactly what our manager is saying. I mean,
- 16:21Speaker 1: he's starting to use some cuss words, and I'm thinking,
- 16:23Speaker 1: don't use cuss words on these people, because their parents,
- 16:26Speaker 1: who are very, very rich, will find themselves inside the
- 16:30Speaker 1: store taking on that manager in a hard piece. But
- 16:33Speaker 1: he's not coming down, So we got to get somebody.
- 16:36Speaker 1: Love it when friends talk, because we're finding out more
- 16:38Speaker 1: about the guy that's up on top of the coolers,
- 16:40Speaker 1: and we've got the parent's phone number, and that's exactly
- 16:44Speaker 1: who we're calling. Mom and Dad are on their way over.
- 16:46Speaker 1: They don't like what's going on here. They think, you know,
- 16:48Speaker 1: these stupid stunts, And that's exactly what the father said.
- 16:51Speaker 1: He says, this is a stupid stunt and this shit
- 16:53Speaker 1: has got to stop. So it's gonna be very interesting
- 16:55Speaker 1: to find out how Dad is going to handle the
- 16:57Speaker 1: situation because it's stopping everybody. On Super Bowl Sunday in
- 17:00Speaker 1: ale on number eight, well, that was an interesting way
- 17:04Speaker 1: to bring something to a close. Dad shows up and
- 17:08Speaker 1: it must have been a sister or maybe in a
- 17:09Speaker 1: cousin or somebody else in the family, and Dad says,
- 17:12Speaker 1: can I just climb up there and just lay down
- 17:14Speaker 1: with him? And my manager's like, what the fuck? And
- 17:17Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, yeah, I'll get him down, goes up
- 17:19Speaker 1: there and he says, hey, look, here's the situation. Dude.
- 17:22Speaker 1: There's no mattress up here, there's no pillow up here.
- 17:23Speaker 1: You want to sleep on this? What? So I can
- 17:25Speaker 1: hear you complain for the rest of the week on
- 17:27Speaker 1: how bad your body hurts. You think it's going to Yeah,
- 17:30Speaker 1: I do, dude, The kid comes down whatever, whatever. This
- 17:36Speaker 1: is one of those weekends where I actually believe inside
- 17:38Speaker 1: my heart that I'm getting a message from the universe.
- 17:41Speaker 1: Go into the vacuum repair business. Seriously, because three times
- 17:47Speaker 1: this weekend I had to rip apart our vacuum cleaner.
- 17:50Speaker 1: Couldn't figure it out, couldn't figure it out, couldn't figure
- 17:52Speaker 1: it out. I mean, I thought that we had it
- 17:54Speaker 1: really downtight. I mean, we took the engine apart, we
- 17:57Speaker 1: did everything just to see what was going on. So
- 18:00Speaker 1: then I had to do further investigating on this and
- 18:03Speaker 1: went to chat GPT. God loves that. And the thing
- 18:06Speaker 1: is is that it said this is what the situation is.
- 18:09Speaker 1: So I went there tonight.
- 18:11Speaker 3: Motherfuck, that's what the situation was. How does it know
- 18:16Speaker 3: what we didn't know?
- 18:20Speaker 1: All Right? The super Bowl is over for people here
- 18:22Speaker 1: in Carolina. Didn't exactly go the way that many people
- 18:25Speaker 1: wanted it to go. But hey, you know, that's the
- 18:29Speaker 1: love of the game. You know. I had a guy
- 18:31Speaker 1: who sam is Jerry Valencourt.
- 18:32Speaker 3: One time, tell me, he says, hees hiss arrow Arrow.
- 18:34Speaker 1: Here's the thing, here's the thing. You gotta be pissed
- 18:37Speaker 1: off and hood when your team they lose. See you
- 18:42Speaker 1: gotta lose Arrow.
- 18:44Speaker 3: You gotta lose, and I'm going Jerry V.
- 18:47Speaker 1: Why would I want to lose?
- 18:49Speaker 3: Because that's what loving the game is all about.
- 18:52Speaker 1: That's what you gotta do.
- 18:53Speaker 3: You don't go into the super Bowl to win it.
- 18:56Speaker 1: You go into it to lose.
- 18:58Speaker 3: That's how you get fair.
- 19:00Speaker 1: Un Hey, that's going to do it for another exciting
- 19:02Speaker 1: edition of CTCs. The ups, the downs, the twist, the spins,
- 19:06Speaker 1: the ends, the outs, whoa and the people that say
- 19:09Speaker 1: that you say things and you really didn't say it,
- 19:10Speaker 1: but they're going to send out other accusations and say, yeah,
- 19:13Speaker 1: but I think I heard it, you think you heard
- 19:15Speaker 1: it I did. Hey, do me a favor, create your
- 19:18Speaker 1: own podcast. Let's find out what's going on at your
- 19:21Speaker 1: place of business because to me, that's where conversations begin.
- 19:25Speaker 1: So let us see the wizard behind your curtain. I'll
- 19:27Speaker 1: see you next week on CTCs