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DLHS HOUR 4 | Dating Red Flags, America the “Karen,” and Hip‑Hop Legends · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal.
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  Speaker 2: You can show you a twenty twenty sixth edition in
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  Speaker 2: case you're going to be in Denver, Colorado. I will
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  Speaker 2: be at the end prov this Friday and Saturday to Friday,
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  Speaker 2: two Saturday, and then the following week. Schubert Theater August what.
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  Speaker 3: Is it August not August aper what eight seventeen.
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  Speaker 2: Seventeenth super Theater in Boston, Massachusetts, d L and d
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  Speaker 2: L and then Tysons Tysons.
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  Speaker 1: Capitol Hall, Tyson, Virginia eighteen.
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  Speaker 2: Tysons was in your Capitol Hall. Well that's always sold
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  Speaker 2: out though, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, saw that.
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  Speaker 2: So you can see it. You can watch it from
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  Speaker 2: your best bet. Maybe maybe you can have Marguerite with done.
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: Did you see Megan Kelly and she was talking to
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  Speaker 2: Piers Morgan and they were talking about how ned and
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  Speaker 2: Yahood tried to get Obama to do what he got
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  Speaker 2: Biden to do, what he got Trump to do. He
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  Speaker 2: tried to get Biden to do it. No other a
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  Speaker 2: mega and I've said this before, nobody else would do it.
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  Speaker 2: They waited for a dummy.
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  Speaker 1: To come along, yep. And they were like we got them, yep.
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  Speaker 2: And now that our interests do not align because now
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  Speaker 2: you have a bunch of people talking about America first.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. If America wants to be first, let's
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  Speaker 1: stop starting it everywhere. How about that?
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  Speaker 2: You know what we're not when you when you've been
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  Speaker 2: when you're around two hundred fifty years and you've been
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  Speaker 2: fighting two hundred and thirty, like ninety six percent. We
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  Speaker 2: spend all of our money on war because we start
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  Speaker 2: a lot of China doesn't spend you know what, They
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  Speaker 2: spend their money on building stuff, Yeah, go to airports
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  Speaker 2: somewhere else. We look like this because eighty cent out
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  Speaker 2: of every dollar is for defense, and they will be
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  Speaker 2: okay if it's for defense. We destabilize areas. We we
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  Speaker 2: we we.
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  Speaker 1: We do everything that's in Iran.
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  Speaker 2: The reason they have such a disdain for us is
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  Speaker 2: because everything we're seeing we've done that before or tried
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  Speaker 2: to do before in the whole of the Middle East.
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  Speaker 2: And it's always because of our interests. We don't do
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  Speaker 2: anything just to be altruistic. We do everything we are.
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  Speaker 2: We steep, we abilized areas, and they say, get it
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  Speaker 2: the ship, y'all, did it fift your own country?
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  Speaker 1: You know what we went from? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: You know from the greatest force for good in the
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  Speaker 2: in the in the known universe, to Karen. We're carrying
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  Speaker 2: now telling people how to live and what they can do.
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  Speaker 2: And we we have the temerity to tell people who
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  Speaker 2: we want them to be their leaders. We're talking about
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  Speaker 2: it in Venezuela. We talked about that. In Cuba, we're
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  Speaker 2: talking about it. In the Middle East, we talked about that.
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  Speaker 2: In parts of Africa. We don't want the leader.
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  Speaker 3: We go to pick up your leader.
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  Speaker 1: We have turned into Karen.
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  Speaker 2: We went from the greatest force of good in the
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  Speaker 2: world to Karen telling people how to live and what
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  Speaker 2: they can do.
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  Speaker 1: But we do that here.
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  Speaker 2: We want to tell women how what they get, what
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  Speaker 2: they what they can do with their bodies, Black people,
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  Speaker 2: how to use their hair, what you can drink, what
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  Speaker 2: you can you can worship, Stay out of everybody business.
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  Speaker 2: We would save a lot of money if everybody minded
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  Speaker 2: their own business. So we the US K yeah, USKKK.
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  Speaker 2: We are with the Nine States, Ken, we are in everybody.
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  Speaker 1: We you do everything you hate about Karen. I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe they're over there worshiping that God. Let me go
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  Speaker 1: ye and wrong. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We went from the United States of America the United
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  Speaker 2: States of Karen. That's gonna be no from g D.
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  Speaker 2: You heard the preview right here, Baby got stew for
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  Speaker 2: a little while. You know, we got a song for
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  Speaker 2: when your mom and daddy was still together. That's coming
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  Speaker 2: out next, plus my top five, a little note from
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  Speaker 2: the g D section, and well covered the day's top
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  Speaker 2: stories with what's trending on the d O.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: You might think you're an exclusive relationship, but you are not.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna let you know how. Jasmine give us five
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  Speaker 2: sides your date. Your date devil booked you by Julia.
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  Speaker 3: Number five, he turns down dessert super fast, ready to
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  Speaker 3: go Jack. Number four of the top five sounds. Your
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  Speaker 3: date double booked you. He asked how long an item
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  Speaker 3: takes you order it?
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  Speaker 4: How long?
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  Speaker 1: How long does a grial cheese sandwich?
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  Speaker 3: Number three of the top five sizes. Your date double
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  Speaker 3: booked you. He wants to order right away. Let me
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  Speaker 3: sit down.
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  Speaker 1: You can be you can be really hungry like I
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  Speaker 1: am right Do you need some time right now?
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  Speaker 3: Number two of the top five side Your date double
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  Speaker 3: booked you. He's checking his phone constantly.
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  Speaker 1: In between. He can be just a workaholic. These are
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  Speaker 1: these are not very.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly and the number one of the top five sides
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  Speaker 3: your date double books you he doesn't want you posting
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  Speaker 3: take here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that could be it.
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  Speaker 2: These are they're very innocent to of course they are sure.
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  Speaker 2: They are very in reason. That is circumstances, that is,
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  Speaker 2: you know they they wrote loopholes like they did it.
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  Speaker 2: That's gonna do it for s lady and gentlemen, is
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  Speaker 2: to do hugly show your twenty twenty sixth edition. If
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  Speaker 2: you're going to be in Denver, I will be there
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  Speaker 2: this Friday, Saturday at the Denver in Proba.
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  Speaker 1: The following week the super Theater in Boston.
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  Speaker 2: That is going to be I think on the what
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  Speaker 2: is that the seventeenth be the super Theater Boston along
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  Speaker 2: with Don Lemon. And then on the eighteenth Tyson's Capitol
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  Speaker 2: Warm Hall in Tysons, Virginia. That's already sold out. But
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  Speaker 2: we'll be there, so you'll be there. Jasmine Sanders, what
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  Speaker 2: did you learn today?
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  Speaker 1: I see he did. He's trying to get out.
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  Speaker 3: His lawyers went before a federal appeals court to say, listen,
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  Speaker 3: let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: These frickoffs.
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  Speaker 3: They were choreographed performances that were created to you know
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  Speaker 3: in under the First Amendment rights First Amendment.
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  Speaker 1: Protection now, so we need we said that here he shouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if they couldn't, the fans would have been involved
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  Speaker 2: with charging him with domestic abuse. If they were doing that. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: they didn't the man act. Stop it, yeah, stop it.
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  Speaker 1: Now. We don't know if he's gonna be Remember Bill Cosby.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think he did it. I think you should.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you should have been jail as you.
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  Speaker 2: He made a deal you you, He told him if
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  Speaker 2: you tell everything after he didn't already settle with it.
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  Speaker 1: He tells me he won't usually gets it. Then you did.
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  Speaker 2: He got out too, So I bet they got the
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  Speaker 2: same lawyer, and I think he'll get out too.
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  Speaker 1: I think he might, uh skip my man cheating on
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  Speaker 1: you line today. You know, we talked about it a
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  Speaker 1: little bit earlier in the show Man.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to say prayers out to the friends,
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  Speaker 4: family and fans of Africa. Ban Bottle lost some of
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  Speaker 4: today sixty seven years old cancer. So yeah, contract to
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  Speaker 4: a lot of my life growing up. Indeed, you know
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  Speaker 4: we all tried to break dance back of.
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  Speaker 1: The day, tried to I used to be able to. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can tell.
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  Speaker 4: I can tell when I say with.
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  Speaker 2: The stars, I saw you. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't lie on myself. I couldn't do something. I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't say I did.
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  Speaker 1: I used to be able to, like for real, like
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  Speaker 1: a real good cardboard and everything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would paysh go to the man.
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  Speaker 1: I used to get it. Oh my god, I did.
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  Speaker 1: Did you for shows and everything? I did everything everything?
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  Speaker 1: And then I said, you know this is frivolous, this
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  Speaker 1: is better than school this. Yeah, no, I really did.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't. I'm growing When did you stop when you
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  Speaker 1: found out jokes pay more? When I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I'm twenty years old. I gotta grow up.
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  Speaker 3: Plus it looks weird to tell a joke.
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  Speaker 2: And then you know, no, I didn't say missing up
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  Speaker 2: the whole pornography cron order.
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  Speaker 1: It's not none of that, none of that. It was
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  Speaker 1: none of that. I'm glad you're want with these credits
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  Speaker 1: all right?
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  Speaker 2: Coming up on the next day, you can show you're
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  Speaker 2: not going to happy.
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  Speaker 1: I know where you want to bring the party straight to.
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  Speaker 2: But here we are party and we're gonna give you
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  Speaker 2: another high do song on my Day butter wee get
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  Speaker 2: another episode where people get to tell me exactly what
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  Speaker 2: they're taking.
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  Speaker 1: Me, called beauty. After that, damn you gonna do about it?
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  Speaker 1: This is the d I usually show. We will definitely
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  Speaker 1: see you.
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  Speaker 2: On the other side kind of my favorite show bus
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  Speaker 2: operator let Strang, we got it is the deal.
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  Speaker 1: He shall see you on the other side.
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  Speaker 4: H