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Episode 95: Golden · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: I've been waiting a very long time for both Tom
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: and Jerry to get on to one of my favorite subjects, chimneys.
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: That's right now. I've heard pretty much everything that has
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  Speaker 1: to be ever said about chimneys. I've written it, I've
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  Speaker 1: talked about it. A damn near sang about chimneys, And
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: on this week's episode, the lads do get to talking
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  Speaker 1: about one particular chimney, and I have to say I
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: were a bit surprised in the context that came out.
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  Speaker 1: If you're pardoned the Bond, you'll see what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I'll see them sing about with jar.
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  Speaker 1: Comminity and come, I told you, I told you I
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  Speaker 1: toowt you to watch the Six Nations. And people were
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: in agreement. They said Jerry should ground the Six Nations
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  Speaker 1: if for one reason, and one reason only, that tattoo
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  Speaker 1: on your chest of the Easter Lily with the bet
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  Speaker 1: the living shit out of England at the weekend in
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  Speaker 1: England red trousers, fucking salmon colored, fucking blazers will Leaven
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  Speaker 1: leave him with twenty minutes to go. We give him
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  Speaker 1: such a fucking ten and over there, so.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I must, it must be said Tom. I did chew.
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  Speaker 3: I did tune in after last week's episode and everybody
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  Speaker 3: said I should watch the rugby. I did tune in
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  Speaker 3: to watch Ireland versus England. I couldn't make it past
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  Speaker 3: Ireland's call.
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  Speaker 1: That going to have to be Okay, is it the
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  Speaker 1: Ireland's callas butattern? Is it pretty much the whole lot
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  Speaker 1: of it? Yeah, okay, it's feel cold. It was a
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  Speaker 1: weird choice of person. I don't know why they didn't
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  Speaker 1: give it to, you know, one of the dubliners or
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  Speaker 1: something to make a song of it, but I guess
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  Speaker 1: it's ten I can tell you why. Yeah, I know
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  Speaker 1: it's to involve everybody. But at the same time, we
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  Speaker 1: bet England.
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  Speaker 3: We bet there you go. Hurrah for the Irish rugby
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  Speaker 3: team and hurrah for you and I friend. That's Tom
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  Speaker 3: o Manney speaking of there, I'm Jerry McBride. You're very
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: welcome along to the Tom and Jerry Show, which if
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  Speaker 3: this is your first time listening to it, we've established
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  Speaker 3: that I don't care for rugby or England, where it
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  Speaker 3: seems to be that the seems to be tipping over
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  Speaker 3: for England here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean if you even if you don't
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  Speaker 1: like a hammer, but you get the smash stuff. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: This is it. I didn't watch the rugby tom No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm terribly sorry, but well done to the boys and
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  Speaker 3: Green how about that.
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  Speaker 1: I've had a very couple of patriotic days between that
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  Speaker 1: and I learned how to make a Same Bridges cross
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  Speaker 1: even though Same Bridges is long gone. And I was
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  Speaker 1: in bill Lebla last night for a show. So you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if if at some point I just start
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  Speaker 1: dropping in the number six throughout the podcast and just
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  Speaker 1: how we need to go to reclaim it and whatnot
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  Speaker 1: and all the rest, I'm just saying it may it
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  Speaker 1: may crop up throughout this with just momentary lapses of
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  Speaker 1: almost like a teaque, just getting very very patriotic in
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  Speaker 1: myself with the same patch stage or as it was
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  Speaker 1: described to me when when I've been questioned by a
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  Speaker 1: Brazilian lat up the road, Saint Patric San Patric Patriquet
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  Speaker 1: when he was at no He's is super gay, as
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  Speaker 1: he described himself as being really good at being gay,
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  Speaker 1: and he asked me about he didn't understand why we
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  Speaker 1: had no snackies in Ireland, and I said, well, the
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  Speaker 1: story of Saint Patrick goes, oh, Sant Patrick. He got
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  Speaker 1: rid of the snakies. He made them good bye bye. No,
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  Speaker 1: yes and no.
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  Speaker 3: But is this man also six?
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  Speaker 1: That's how he sounds, and he trusts me. He came straight.
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  Speaker 3: We make them go bye bye.
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  Speaker 1: That's how Brazilian people speak when they don't have very
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  Speaker 1: good English.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure they'll let us know in the comments if.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not taking any of it, because I know enough
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  Speaker 1: of the fuckers to know that that's exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of the comments, we have a big comment section
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  Speaker 3: at the end of the show. Folks, stick around for that.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I know. Normally you hear us wrapping up,
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  Speaker 3: we remember when at the end of the segment and
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  Speaker 3: just hit pause as quick as you possibly can, because
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  Speaker 3: it really is just the email addresses from there on.
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  Speaker 3: I but stick around. We've got comment sections at the end,
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  Speaker 3: and in order to facilitate Tom sometime at the end
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  Speaker 3: to chick chat back to the audience, We're just gonna
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  Speaker 3: launch straight into the show right away. How about that?
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  Speaker 1: Do it? Do it?
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna kick off with segment one of the Tom
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  Speaker 3: and Jerry Show, which, as you know, we have a
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  Speaker 3: look at the big news of the week gone by, Like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, what's everybody talking about? What's the scuttle butt?
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  Speaker 3: What is the weekly?
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  Speaker 1: What have you?
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  Speaker 3: This is a very complicated case, mad, You know, a
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  Speaker 3: lot of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of
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  Speaker 3: what have you, and a lot of strands to keep
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  Speaker 3: in my head.
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  Speaker 1: Man Again, it was a good week for news. But
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  Speaker 1: I like, I like that we're keeping it. I guess
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  Speaker 1: some way locally we're keeping it. On the island. They
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  Speaker 1: tend to get their knickers in a twist for one
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  Speaker 1: reason or another.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you that, but not just a six
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  Speaker 3: counties thing, Tom, I mean, it's it's, it's, it's nationwide.
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  Speaker 3: But this week it was in actual fact, our friends
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  Speaker 3: in the north up in Belfast got all it isy
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  Speaker 3: on account of a K pop show. The good people
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  Speaker 3: of Belfast, in their one hundreds there say thousands showed
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  Speaker 3: up to the k Pop Forever tribute to Her, which
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  Speaker 3: kicked off it a three night run in belfast S
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  Speaker 3: s Arena. I'll come back to that in a second.
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  Speaker 3: But everybody was all at arms when they discovered Tom
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  Speaker 3: that K Pop Forever was a concert full of K
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  Speaker 3: pop songs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think they thought it was going to
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  Speaker 1: be K pop demon Hunter and it was going to
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  Speaker 1: be K pop songs, and that's what's reckon it. Like
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  Speaker 1: we've known about K pop for years because it just popped,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it arrives into documentaries and stuff, and it's
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  Speaker 1: been humongous in courage.
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  Speaker 3: If we know about it, it's big.
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  Speaker 1: Well here's the thing. You need only go what Bob
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  Speaker 1: Gambling's diet, you know, to know the K pop like
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  Speaker 1: he was K pop. That's K pop, Like it's pure
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  Speaker 1: out shite. But it's the kind of stuff. It's like
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  Speaker 1: Kate Korea, you know, came out from you know, the
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  Speaker 1: from communism, split with North and then decided, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we'll do now, We'll sit down and watch the Eurovision
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  Speaker 1: look at the funniest campus gases Eurovision shite and put
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  Speaker 1: her own twist on. When you think about that, that's
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  Speaker 1: and just make it not just They made it a
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  Speaker 1: genre in the same way the Wolf Tones made rebel
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  Speaker 1: music a genre.
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  Speaker 3: There genre in the same way as the Venga Boys
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  Speaker 3: made bust transport thing. But you're right, Tom, that was
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  Speaker 3: the big noise this week is that hundreds of parents
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  Speaker 3: were giving out because although the poster clearly said k
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  Speaker 3: Pop Forever a k Pop tribute. A lot of people
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  Speaker 3: read that and said, ah, a k Pop demon Hunter's
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  Speaker 3: tribute Capop Demon Hunters. Tom, I don't know if that's
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  Speaker 3: gone over to your house yet. I think your man
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  Speaker 3: might be a wee bit small for No.
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  Speaker 1: This is the fella now. If once there's the word
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  Speaker 1: demon and hunters in it, he's all into it. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: I'll give it a go, and have you seen it?
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  Speaker 1: I did, and we lasted all less than you and
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  Speaker 1: Ireland's goal.
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  Speaker 3: Let's say, there we go, there we go. We watched
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  Speaker 3: in their house, and I gotta tell you, as these
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  Speaker 3: things go, we watch kids movies all the time in
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  Speaker 3: this house, and some of them are hard to set through.
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  Speaker 3: This one I found fairly harmless, and it's got a
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  Speaker 3: whole bunch of tunes in it that are very popular
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  Speaker 3: in our house, Golden in particular being one time, Can
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  Speaker 3: I be gonna be Golden? You're gonna be gonna be golden?
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  Speaker 1: The one, the only one I can think is the
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  Speaker 1: one that shows up everywhere I'm going? Is that the
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  Speaker 1: kids from Is that Golden? Okay? Right? Okay? That's where
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  Speaker 1: do you think you go?
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  Speaker 3: After you go up, because I actually thought that that
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  Speaker 3: was like, this is your moment.
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  Speaker 1: I thought gonna be like genuinely thought that was the
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  Speaker 1: Netherlands last year or something in the Eurovision because it
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  Speaker 1: sounds so fu Eurovision.
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  Speaker 3: It really does, Buddy, that's capop for you.
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  Speaker 1: But it's been around forever where they fabricate these bands,
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  Speaker 1: much like Louis Louis Walch who probably robbed the idea
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  Speaker 1: from from them back in the day where they would
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  Speaker 1: just literally grab five lads and Rogen is kind of
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  Speaker 1: you know, China.
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  Speaker 3: Harmless looking and teen idols, haircold looking girls, five good
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  Speaker 3: looking boys and just crazy good look girls, looking boys whatever.
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  Speaker 3: The mix would be slam them together and that's a
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  Speaker 3: K pop band.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there was ring, there was gyrating Jerry and
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  Speaker 1: that's not what is not I.
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  Speaker 3: Want to get in before it and else I want
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  Speaker 3: to get into it. Okay that it didn't promise ca
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  Speaker 3: pop Demon Hunter song. It was just generally K pop
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  Speaker 3: in general. So like some of these bands you would
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  Speaker 3: know of like Black Pink, Big Black Pink, Fantains in
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  Speaker 3: Our and Our House here and a couple of other
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  Speaker 3: dudes as well, like these are known commodities the world over. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you one thing. I mentioned it at
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  Speaker 3: the start selling the cycle back to it. Regardless of
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  Speaker 3: what you're selling. To sell out three nights in the
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  Speaker 3: s SE before you sell the ticket anywhere else in Ireland,
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  Speaker 3: that's no a sign that this is big business, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: This is like huge.
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  Speaker 1: Like I think it was what is your man name?
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  Speaker 1: Ci side that just to give a give context of
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  Speaker 1: where k pop he was the four I think he
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: was the first artist to hit a billion correct views
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  Speaker 1: or something on YouTube or either a billion downloads on Spotify.
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  Speaker 1: But so that's where that And that's a chubby, middle
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  Speaker 1: aged Korean guy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's not even the good looking like BTS is
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  Speaker 3: The other band that I couldn't think of their BTS
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  Speaker 3: is the K pop Backstreet Boys. And fight me in
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  Speaker 3: the comments, what do you want me to say?
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, and and of course it was
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  Speaker 1: going to be you know it's it's it's perfect. It's
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: your bubblegum for little girls. That's what it is. It's
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  Speaker 1: it's brilliantly manufacturer. But if you're going to fill the
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  Speaker 1: sc I think they get fit about I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: be wrong here I know you can do like three
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  Speaker 1: and a half seated, but like I think you can
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  Speaker 1: do like eight standing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah easy.
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  Speaker 1: So if you've sold it out, I'm assuming they're not seated,
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  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? If you're gonna set
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: it out, you gonna get the fucking chairs. Way, we've
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  Speaker 1: sold it out without the chairs. Let's try another night.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go. Let's let's keep it going. It's going
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  Speaker 3: to be a couple of twenty people, a couple of
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: things on this right. If you bought a ticket to
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: this thinking that it was going to be K Pop
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  Speaker 3: Demon Hunters, I would ask you to your face, where
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  Speaker 3: did you get that notion? Please? Where did you get
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  Speaker 3: that note? Because it is not mentioned on the poster
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  Speaker 3: whatsoever that this is a K Pop Demon Hunters tribute act.
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  Speaker 3: If you did think it was a K Pop Demon
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  Speaker 3: Hunters act, of the five songs that are in K
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  Speaker 3: Pop Demon Hunters, what did you think they were going
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  Speaker 3: to fill two hours with?
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: You?
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: See?
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  Speaker 1: JR? Unfortunately, unfortunately, and I had a run in with
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: a gentleman the other day who drove through two large
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: private road signs like the change of surface from tar
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: to stone chippens for five hundred yards and parked in
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: blocks my gate so he could take him and his
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: family's bikes off the back of his car and went
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: to cycle away. Now I did have the urge to
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: put the old landing straight through the side of the
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: thing and end that toyota forever, but I didn't stopped
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: him and asked him. And you could see that this
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: man was absent. Now he wasn't I right, he wasn't
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: in anyway. He was really apologetic, but he's still You
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: could see it didn't land home. This man drove his
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: family into what could have been a fucking death pit.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Coming down to my
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: property and you're going You drove past two signs two
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: that said private road, no access. You change surface from
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: tar which you always drive on on a public road,
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: to a fucking stone on a private and then you
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: get to the end and you see the gate of
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: somebody's house and you block it. Do you see it
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: around there? You're and I wanted to go. They allowed
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  Speaker 1: you to procreate, You dumb fuck. How do you head
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: out in a vehicle and be so fucking blind? And
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  Speaker 1: those people, unfortunately, are the same fucking turkeys that show
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  Speaker 1: up and bring their kids to a thing.
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  Speaker 3: I do feel bad. I will say I do feel
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  Speaker 3: bad for the kids. I gotta feel bad for the kids.
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  Speaker 3: Take you know, the kids because they weren't. They didn't
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  Speaker 3: look up and say look mommy, daddy. Sorry, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: gonna do ask look mommy daughter care pop game?
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  Speaker 1: And sorry?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, can I go say the K pop dame and honors?
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  Speaker 3: The mother and the father are probably turn around like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: little one, did you know there's a K pop Deamon
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  Speaker 3: Hunter show in the sse Let's go to it. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: So the kids are you know, I'm going to say,
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  Speaker 3: not at fault at this, and I feel bad for them.
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  Speaker 3: But at the same time, these ones that came out
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  Speaker 3: all ranting and rorn, a whack a K pop demon
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  Speaker 3: hunters saying no, like you know, I'm sorry, No, you
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: don't have an argument. You didn't read the thing you bought.
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: You're so so sorry, I'm so so sorry, but but
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  Speaker 3: you did not fucking read it.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing right in the Western society and the
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  Speaker 1: privileged lives that we live in right now. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I would say, and I'm I'm prefacing this against say,
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  Speaker 1: poor misfortunes that live in warthorn fucking shit holds or dictatorships,
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: but they have absolutely no control over their own lives.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: But we live in a wonderful place in the world where,
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  Speaker 1: and I will stress this, at least ninety percent of
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  Speaker 1: the things that go against you on a daily basis,
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: if you peel back a few layers and looked at it,
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: looked at it honestly, you'd go, that's my fault.
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  Speaker 3: That's on me. That one.
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  Speaker 1: Almost.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't get the right I just didn't get
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  Speaker 3: the right one. You send me out for I can
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: of chop the matters and I got peel to Matterson.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. There you and people are so
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  Speaker 1: fast to just not take responsibility for being a dumb
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  Speaker 1: cut I'm sorry, but.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry about it.
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  Speaker 1: And it's one thing. It's one thing to go yourself
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: and do something stupid. It goes what are my fun like?
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: Like there was almost we were engaged and was almost
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: called off the wedding one morning when we went to
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: this one of the big business collectives where all the
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: local business in the area were to meet, like you know,
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: power breakfast kind of thing. And I was being told
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: by my wife that it was at five am. We're
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: a meeting. She twad until seven am, and we sat
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: in this hotel conference room for two hours and me
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: staring at my wife and she tears of laughter coming
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: soon to be wife and tears of laughter coming down
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: her cheeks because she'd gotten it so wrong. But she
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: held her hand up when me a culpa rather than
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: going the font was wrong with the email reader, not.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: To pick sides in the Manuo household. But sorry missus,
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: o'mony's what started at five am?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know. And she said that herself
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: was like, but that's again as you say, she didn't
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  Speaker 1: get sore, she didn't bring like.
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  Speaker 3: It's no terrible, terrible thing, Joe. Here's one thing I
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: want to say to you, Toma. We get off this
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: pretty quick, but here's the one thing I want to
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: say to you about that. It must be stressed. It
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: must be stressed that this show that was put on
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: in the s S arena and I dare say is
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: probably coming to the three arena here an arena in.
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  Speaker 1: Here doing thirty one dates in the Republic.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Thirty one dates in the Republic, right, Ah, It wasn't
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: that it was a willy want could Glasgow experience, absolute
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: dure pen and paper cardboard box sham of a thing.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: This was like a big, massive stage show with screens
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: and confetti cannons and all the hits and a big
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: troopid dancers which apparently they were dancing a little bit
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: suggestively and all this kind of crack And to me,
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: that's just dancing these days. I'm sorry. You'd see that
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: in an ad.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: For if you like little look teenage girls like Cardi B.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Cardy B's bricks fucking stripping up in the stage. They're like, yeah,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: it is this, it is.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: It's not the Chipping Dales that you were brought to,
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: I dare say, But again, hey, who brought your kids
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: to it? Did these people go around your houses and
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: drag you into the into the arena and force you
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: to watch this clock of gring style. No, you looked
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: at it, you didn't research it all care, and you
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: brought your.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Kids to it.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: I'm getting sick of these people.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Showing up at my social media feeds crying about much
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: much like much like you said that this wasn't the
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: only wankascandalt's carry on because we've all been to one
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: or two of those things that are kind of hilarious.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I talked about Nessie World, you know, which I kind
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: I kind of loved, do you know what I mean?
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Because it was a bit shit.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: I believe there was a dinosaur show in a hotel
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: in Dublin lately, which was sold on the posters as
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: like flocks of dinosaurs, and I was like one game
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: in a dinosaur look fair rink and NK. Yes, like
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: we're just in a in a in a conference in
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: a ballroom and they're just like, daddy, can I go home?
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Kind of a thing.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: But this is this is the touring show. This is
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: the show that would hit the West End with hit
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: broad but like this is the the circus l This
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: is genuine K pop tribute. It's you know what I mean?
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: And it is the real deal. They got what they're
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: And the problem being is that K pop is kind
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: of aimed at pre pubescent girls through the teenage years.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: That kind of a what is most of this song
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: exactly Demon Hunters is aimed the children for whatever reason.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Now I know it's hits so huge, but to see
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: these absolute fucking windy lakers, These people, I guarantee and
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: never heard of K pop not that I'm slagging her
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: for that. But if you didn't hear a K Pop
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: for K Pop demon Hunters and you're going to take
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: in your kids something called k pop tribute YouTube the
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: band YouTube at first and go, oh jesus, she's got
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: a hole hanging out. I'm gonna leave.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Little might not be for us.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: She's only five. Let's not bring her to that. I mean, now,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: things do happen in Belfast year. I mean, if you
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: remember the Devinish last year? Do you remember the Devil
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: remember that with the Pleasure Boys, and like different people
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: went to were like, oh I was bang and lit
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: like they were expecting, Oh, it's gonna becoming cast kind
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: of strippers, straight on cocks out bang that face on
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Blowe's going. Let's left tried August Center similar thing. People
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: were outraged, but no, I do, I've got to give
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: his A comedian in Belfast William Thompson did like an
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: outrage video in this car afterwards there was always a
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: great one and it was like me and the guys
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: are just I mean, we're outraged. We were really banking
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: on a K pop scenman Hunters, nothing nothing even related
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: to that.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: It was like perfect well, there you go, there you go.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: You honestly, even on the poster K Pop Forever, a
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: tribute attribute is in fairly large words. You would have
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: more of an argument against your local pub when they
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: put up posters for appearing now, appearing next week George
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Michael And then in the tiniest font a tribute and
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: you show up but it's not the reanimated corpse of
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: George Michael, and you're like, what the fuck is this?
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: You have more of an argument about that than these
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: mothers and fathers in Belfast.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I remember walking through a hotel one time and I knew,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: I knew the singer. I knew the singer. He's a
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Liverpool Pudlian guy, but he does an unbelievable Tom Jones.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: And it was a Christmas thing and I was just
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: it was actually about a gig that was going to
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: be done after Christmas calling and I just shook hands,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: and it says, how things going. It's just the funniest.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: He's the funniest man as shit happens. That says why
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Now he looks a bit like Tom Jones, that's all.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Now he sounds exactly like Tom Jones. He's he's fucking brilliant.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: But.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Two old ones complained, not to him, but to the
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: hotel that they just couldn't they couldn't suspend this belief
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: because he was the guts of maybe nine or ten
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: inches shorter than the real Tom Jones, because it was
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: quite a short guy and that, and like they actually
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: tolerated that. I remember going they came to They even
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: were referenced back to you because I know, and they
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: were kind of saying, it's the right and you can
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: really do about it. And I'm like, how much it
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: was the ticket? Twenty two euro in you know, the yeah,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: in the fucking in in the fucking Louis Fitzgerald out
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: on the fucking long By road. Like, I'm sorry, Tom
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Jones probably isn't to be playing their next Christmas five times.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: If you go to a Tom Jones tribute, your only
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: avenue of complaint is if he plays exclusively Mega death songs.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Other than not take what you're giving.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: For twenty two euro I think you've got a dinner
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: never involved that.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, listen Jesus, Tom here, what can I say?
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Kay?
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Pop great great source of entertainment for everybody, and we
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: hope anybody that went to those shows that could read
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: a ticket before they went to it, had a good time.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: But enough about those lads, don't you know, Tom, was
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: time to shift gears a little bit here. We are
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: not going to talk about those lads. We're going to
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: talk about one specific lad, somebody that just lit up
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: the world this week, Sean more than anybody else, Somebody
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: that when you talk about them, you don't say, oh yeah,
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: yeah that lad. No, Tom, you have to give them
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: a bit of reverence and go, oh right, this lad.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Now there's that guy.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: And let me tell you, Tom, it has rained in
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Ireland for twelve weeks straight. The world's not doing well
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: these days, with war, famine, pestilence, whatever the fourth Horseman is,
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: they're all coming for us at once. There's economic uncertainty
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: that they are all kinds of shenanigans. We could use
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: a good news story every now and then. What we
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: don't need is what we got, which is the heartbreaking
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: story of this week's this lad. Punch the Monkey.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I know, and it sounds like a funny game, doesn't it,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: like pop up pirate punch them.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: On new from MB Games.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Punch the Monkey. I'm pretty sure. Actually we've got something
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: that flings flings shite. I think it's monkey poo.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Or do you have to pull my finger which is
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: the monkey and you pull his finger on the arsan
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: flates and then the farts.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: No, this one, there's something to do with flinging shit somewhere.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you. It's a far cry from snakes
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: and ladders any rate, We digress, ladies and gentlemen. Punch
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: the monkey is a monkey. He is a little baby
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: monkey in a zoo in Japan. He's a macaque. Yes,
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: I just love to say mcach tom. I've said this
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: before on the show. You know the difference between nape
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: and the monkey, don't you?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: No?
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: No, I don't apes, no tails, monkeys tales.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: He did that much of a tail I'm looking at
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: him here.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: That makes him an ape?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Buddy is an ape? Then is he?
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Or much he with his tail? Doctor? I mean, I'm
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: not going to get into the the ins and outs
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: of it about what Punch is is a baby monkey
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: in the Ichikawa City zoo in Japan. Born July twenty sixth,
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty five. So like he's you know, nearly one, yeah,
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: and he's a little baby monkey and he is gorg.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: There's no harm for him.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Oh god he is yeah, God, he's heid.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: But this isn't like he didn't get to be this
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: lad because of former this lad mood Eng Moodang was
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: a cute little baby hipp remember him, So everyone was like, oh,
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: that's lovely. Punch wasn't cute enough to get there by himself.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Punch's story is a little more heartbreaking than that. Punch
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: was abandoned by his mother pretty much at birth. Took
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: a look at him and goes, no, not for me,
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: this mothering life.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: The father apparently, like mccach, fathers, are actually supposed to
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: be really good because as well. And it's not like
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: they abandoned him and moved to Mexico. They stayed in
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: the fucking zoo. They just didn't like to look at
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: their fuck the heart.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: That is heartbreak number tom for those keeping counter home,
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: that's heartbreak number one. Now, I just want to say
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: before we go forward, the Internet has been balling their
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: eyes out crying about this monkey for about a week
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: or a fortnight. Right now, everybody that's seen this, your
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: heart has to be touched by it. And it's so
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: heartbreaking and all that so if me and Tom laughed
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: throughout this segment, don't think that we're hard of heart.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: We just have no more tears left the shed.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: It's rained enough.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: It's rained enough. Guys, it's time. It's time to you know,
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: let's go on with the story. So heartbreak number two
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: for Punch is that given that he was abandoned. I
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: don't know if he was given. I mean, he certainly
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: didn't go out and buy it. But he found himself
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: with ownership of a stuffed orangutang teddy, an orange stuffed
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: arangutang teddy, apparently for saleing Ikea, and that became his
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: surrogate mother Tom. That became his one source of comfort.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Little Punch the monkey, little monkey match boy, huddled up
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: in the cold, huddling to his stuffed teddy like it's
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: his only friend in the world. That's adorable, isn't it?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: When you think about it, and they looks very do
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: you know what, it wouldn't be half as bad? Do
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: you know if there was an ugly owl animal? Do
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: you know? The thing is, I'm looking at a wild
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: punch here, and he looks like two brothers I went
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: to school with one. He's the head of two lads
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: that I went to school with twin brothers. But I
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: don't think I'd have a care in the world as
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I would without Pinch Punch's.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: And I gotta tell you, Punch now hugging up to
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: his monkey whenever he's sad and he's got like a
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: he's got like a real sad look on his face. Again,
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: that's heartbreak number two. That would nearly be enough to
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: make this week's this Lad. But what pushed Punch into
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: the stratosphere was that he decided, enough of this solitary life.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go make some friends in the enclosure in Ichikawazoo.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go meet the other mccacks. I'm gonna go over,
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: say hey, guys, how are you doing? What's going on?
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: And while he did so, in front of God and everybody,
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: with several people videoing and looking on, he went over
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: to make friends with a bunch of monkeys, and they
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: fucking dog walked him up and down. They beat the
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: shit out of him. I'm not laughing at him, I'm
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: laughing at how fucking sad it is. It was like
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: you couldn't take it anymore, you know, your heart was
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: just ripped into with this little abandoned monkey, with his
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: little friend and with his little stuff to rang a
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: time friend and now he's gonna go. And the monkeys
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: as if to say, it's like they're doing a bit.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: It's like they're doing a bit for the camera. They
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: are saying, you know, come, let's beat the shit out
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: of this guy while everybody's looking, well, everybody's sad, let's
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: make them double sad and punch like in every video
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: I've seen, because there have been several times.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Oh there's loads of them where he goes.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Over and makes nice with his monkey friends and they
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: beat the piss out of them, like they ragged all
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: him around the place, and then he scampered off to
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: grab his mammy monkey. And it's like comically heartbreaking, Like
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: it's if it was on TV, you'd say enough too much?
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Do you know that?
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: You know what they don't have in the world, Chap,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: We don't have an overpopulation of maca monkeys. Do you
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: know why this crack? Yeah, they're cruel as fuck to
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: each other. And if there's even a sniff of weakness,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: you're dead. Like people I know in as humans, we
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: tend and it is the right thing in a lot
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: of cases. But as maybe nature would sues, maybe it isn't.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But have you ever like you know
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: that you know that the origins of the word pecking order?
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Oh cool, great, I've never thought of it before in
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: my life, Tom, But you've meant.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Exactly, this is exactly where it is, so a hen
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: and this is just in the week combine. Now, we
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: didn't put videos up or give her stuff. Fucking teddy
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: old Chuck belonged to the mother, had a bit of
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: a gammy jump in some which way, spraining her fucking leg.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: She's hobbling around, still laying, still doing her bit, but
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: she's hobbling over to the feeder and whatnot. And that
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: was when the other three fucking raptors, Oh yeah, oh yeah,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: jer we've had enough of that. You over here with
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: your fucking you are weakening the bloodline just being around
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: us with that gammy fucking leg. They beat the living
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: ship out of her and pecked her. The pecking order
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: kicked in and they picked her till the next morning
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Old Henny Penny had fucking croaked, and the other three
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: not an ounce of remorse. Nothing.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: When they say pecking order. I always thought it was
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: like a list, like a pecking order, like here we are.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Apparently it's based off of that.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: On how cruel it sounds like the order to give
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: in Star Wars. It's like order sixty six. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: you received the pecking order to start killing the weakest
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: around you.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Maybe somebody misreaded, maybe with the peaking order on the
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Chinese menu. I don't know, but they yeah, oh yeah.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're your next for the for the peaking dish.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: The no, it would seem any, but that is the
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: cruelty of the animal kingdom. And I know people are
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: gonna come at me, and you know, no, man, You're like, no,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: you don't fucking know. I've grown up around these monsters
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: and they are monsters.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Well, I gotta tell you. I may not know, but
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I know what my eyes see. And it's like this
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: adorable little monkey, loveliest little chap you ever seen in
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: your life. He is getting did you ever see at
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: the end of Avengers when the Hulk grabs a hell
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: to Lowki and just like he has been beaten up
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: like the battle toads used to get beaten up.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: He looks like he's got their money and he spent
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: it at the fucking races. That's what it looks like.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: He owes them green. Yeah, I gotta tell you. Here's
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: what I think, Tom, Here's why I think this struck
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: a chord with so many people is that we're all
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: grown ass human beings men and women there now, but
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: we all remember being small. We all remember being at school,
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: and you know, maybe we weren't always picked first for sports,
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: and maybe we were times excluded from games. It really
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: struck a chord where I was like, god shit, yeah
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: that was me when I was in primary school. And
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: maybe nobody will play out me for a week because
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: they thought that was a fucking fun time. And lord knows,
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: forty years later, sticks and the crawl yet and still
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: we've all probably had that, Moe. Not you, Tom, You
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: were a rugby star. You were the fourth pick with
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: scores of friends. I'm sure watching this little monkey getting
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: punted around the place going like, what's this his problem?
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: What everybody eating and weeping about?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Why is it again on the fucking creating bro yea
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: he should be meal prepping. It's just fucking getting jacked
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: as fuck.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Get a good punch. What do you want me to do.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: They called you punch, You know what I mean?
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: This is the thing, right, I wanted, This is what
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: I want to bring it round to. Okay, at what
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: point did they name this monkey punch?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Do you know what? The Japanese are so on the
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: fucking money with things, like they're like, well, it is
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: what it is.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Well, what I want to say is did they name
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: him punch from Bert and this is that nominative what's
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: the thing I'm thinking of? Yeah, nominative determinism? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: you know, so if you name a man plumber, he'll
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: become a plumber.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: But they name this guy Punch, and like all the
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: other monkeys were like, punch it is we know enough,
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: we know of English, we know English, or we.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Know you're after you're after hook hole kicking?
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, just be looking. Your name's not twisted balls, right?
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Or did they see him get fucking schooled, taken to
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: the wood shed and go that monkey's getting punched all
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: the time, let's call him punch Tom. I don't know
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: which one is funny.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I think this the second one is funnier because it's
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: so fucking cruel. But the only thing is Japanese don't
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: fuck around. They are you know, they they are. They
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: tend to be very respectful natives, respectful people, but they
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: don't fuck around. And I genuinely believe that they saw that.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: And there's something sometimes there's like I heard are two
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: people like it was fucking phenomenal, the two people from
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Eastern Europe, from two different Eastern Europe and this is
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: only last Wednesday. They were pretty much racially abusing each
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: other in a loving way, right in a not in
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: a loving way, but you know the way we'd slag
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: each other about a shit shirt or yeah no, a
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: fucking stupid decision. They were hitting each other hard, and
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: one was he's been on the tubby side. And there's
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: the other guys straight up condom a fat fuck. But
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: they're haven't raw. They're like in each other's cigarettes while
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: doing this.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Like well go while roasting the hell out of each other.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: And I'm just there are certain we aren't like and
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Western that's a bit of Britain, Ireland
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: and America. And you know the Australians kind of fall
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: under that bracket as well because they, you know a
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: little bit, but we're very fucking soft. We're very soft.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: We just don't have that we're not exposed to that
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: hard fucking absolute bullet, hard fucking edge to some stuff
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: that other people go huh huh. Well, I mean, do
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: you know the Japanese probably looked at him getting punched,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: and well, there is no better name for him, let's
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: be honest. And also, he's a macake. He doesn't speak Japanese,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: so he won't be in any way insulted by us
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: calling him that. Now, I was thinking when I read
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: it first over this was there another monkey called Judy?
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? I just wondered.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: It's although what I will say, Tom, people don't appear
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: to have done the research. They're not certainly not the
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: research that the Tom and Jerry show us here. I
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: am suggesting that he is called punch because he gets
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: punched a lot. And the only reason I say that
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: is that the monkey that throws him around the most
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: is called cool dude. I can relate with that guy like,
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: oh man, you see him dog walk that little guy oh.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Man, absolutely yeah, yeah, I mean he's just dragging him
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: around him. Yeah, But that's what I'm saying, Like people
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: will look at that and go, oh, Jesus intervene, you
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: kind of can't. It's going to be a boy named
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Sus scenario. It's that monkey is either going to be
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: fucking King Kong in five years time or he's going
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: to be fucking dead.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: He's going to be well, you know an expert here
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: and expert that was spoken to a monkey expert. I mean,
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: where do you go to school for that?
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: I know?
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: A monkey expert said, all hope is not lost for
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Punch because there's there's a happy end to this guy.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: He seemed. They seem to be warming up to him
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: a little bit. All hope is not lost for Punch,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: were told by this monkey expert. But there's no guarantees
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: that will grow up to be accepted by everybody in
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: the group. But hopefully it'll end up okay. But Punch
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: will have to integrate and learn their behaviors or else
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: he'll kind of be like a messed up, weird little
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: guy who never learns how to be a proper monkey.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: So he's just gonna be emo, Like, is that what
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: you're telling me?
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: He's just he's gonna he's like if you bring a
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: gun to the enclosure someday, you know what I mean,
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: just the trench code Columbine here.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: You just imagine, like if you actually stood back and
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: wrote it as a story from say the mid two thousands,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: you know, when his parents rejected him because they were
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: just too wealthy and too busy and going doing the
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: high life. They didn't keep an eye and I'm sure
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: they left him live around the house and stuff like that.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: But as it turns out, without you know, parental guidance,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: all the money in the world and all the housing
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: in the world will make no odds because he's going
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: to get the living fucking conquer knocked off him for
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: all his formative years. And then as what happen if
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: he doesn't actually integrate with the group and just find
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: a way to just blend in, he's pretty much gonna
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: turn into a fucking psychle weirdo, you know what I mean.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Or you know, he comes good and he becomes the
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Daniel LaRusso of monkeys, you.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Know what I mean. It's got it's gotta come right
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: or it's got to go real wrong, one or the
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: other for this kind the story, this story before. To
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: be honest with you, I think I've seen this story tear.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: You know, if it, if it goes the way that
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: I have seen it gone before, expect a fairly decent
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: comedy career from Punch the Monkey in ten to fifteen years,
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, heads to an open mic
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: and puts it all on the stage for everybody.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: It's Japan. Why didn't they call him like roundhouse kick?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Just that, You know, as
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: you talked about that, that's that was his destiny.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: It's gotta tell you, Tom monkey style was sitting right there.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: It was kung fu monkey style. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: mean geez. I mean, this thing is cuter than the teddy.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: He has dragging it around the place.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: With respect Tom, with respect to all concerned, and with
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: respect to Punch's surrogate mummy from Ikia. That thing has
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: to fucking reek at this stage.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: He's dragging around it, shit all over it. He's using
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: it to wipe his hole. Do you know what I mean?
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: You're saying surrogate mother. You're like, I don't think he
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: ever would have gotten a chance to do that with
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: his mother.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: I think piss Sponge would be. But Punch, we wish
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: you all the best in your future. Comedy career, or
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: maybe he'll go make a load of money in computers.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, all these things are open to you so
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: many avenues. Now, you know, I gotta tell you you're
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: not gonna hurl for Doublin like that?
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: True?
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: But is that a bad thing? Tom? That's what we
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: want for Punch in his life going forward. And as
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: we mentioned there that I remember, how would I say this?
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: I remember other boys at school being like that in
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: the playground. Not me, definitely, But that's school. That's not yesterday, Tom,
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: that's a long ass time ago. Because about you and
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: I are in our mid to late forties here. Sorry
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: to say, we've seen a lot of shit come and
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: a lot of shit go over the last forty years.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: We look back on it in the closing segment of
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: the Tom and Jerry Show called We Remember When when
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: I was a young lad twenty or thirty or forty
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: years ago.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Some of these somebod these wants to me do they
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: make me so happy to just bring back memories that
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: had completely faded to back my mind. And for the
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: right reasons this had faded, because really it only ever
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I don't even said petro stations. If you know, what
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, and so it just kind of made me
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: sticker going back out the door kind of got for
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: folk's sake, and then you'd cop somebody on the building
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: site with one. You're like, oh, for fox's sake, what
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: is this scutter?
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: It's it's the damnest thing, folks. We're here to talk
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: in a roundabout way boobs, I suppose, but not just
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: boobs left, right and center. You can't make a whole
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: segment out of boobs. But what you can do is
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: you ca yeah, be a very different podcast perhaps coming
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Jerry after dark. We're going to talk about the boobs
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: we've seen down through the years. We're going to talk
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: about the boobs particularly we've seen on page three, but
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: everybody knows page three because you know that's page three
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: for you. We're going to talk about a phenomenon that
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: came to being in our lifetime. Was born round about
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: nineteen eighty six or thereabout, so it'll be about forty
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: years old now at this stage, and has survived over
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: forty years. And some guys or another it's the newspaper
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: that asked, what if page three was every page? Yep, Tom,
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: we're talking about the Sunday Sport.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: My God.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Also also through its lifetime, has been known as the
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Daily Sport.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: And Daily Sport.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they have all kind of folded, but the
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Sunday Sport remains The Sunday Sport. Liz claim to be
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: in perhaps one of the worst newspapers ever created, because
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: it does not feature a single shred of actual news.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I always thought of it like the day The Inquirer,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: you know in America, like put exactly like well, to
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: be fair to Daily Inquirer was it was. It would
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: spark crazy conspiracy theorists more than you know, bat boy,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: you know, you know. But this was fucking mad Scanner filled.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: This was just madness. We're going to get into the
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: actual content of it now. But again, one thing that
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: The Sunday Sport, indeed Daily Sport, the Sunday Sport had
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: over the National inquire is that the National Inquirer didn't
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: have a naked woman every sixth paragraph.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Just it's everywhere.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Two per page going through it. I want to talk
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: to you about the dirt bags that were buying this
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: and reading at the fucking building site, Okay, because we
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: could talk long and hard about things that got us
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: long and hard in the fucking red top newspaper the
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Sun and the Star of this world, where you would
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: have one, maybe two naked women in the whole thing,
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: and the fact that there weren't daily newspapers were topless women. Mentally,
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: it was just made nod explain that these days.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: But it made no sense then either or not, nor whatsoever.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: It's if you here's the thing. If you bought the Sun,
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: you could and and like we never I never bought
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: a newspaper when I was a child, of course, but
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: later on when you went to college or whatever like that,
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: you might buy the Star or the Sun or some such.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Just there was no phones at the time, folks, what
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: can we do? You could argue that you were buying
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: the Sun, but yes it had Patriots front, but it
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: did have twenty pages of football news at the back
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: and had TV guys, and I had something that was somewhat.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: It resemble a newspaper kind.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Of if it was if the Sun was food, it
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: would be a pot in noodle, like, yeah, it's not
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: good for you, but you know it's cheap and it's
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: nasty and every now and then you just you're just
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: like fuck it. Yeah, if the daily Sport was food Tom,
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: it'd be not even chungam.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: No. I've actually talked on Evening. I was saying, for
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: the first three weeks of living in America, I lived
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: on mac and cheese, which mac and cheese baby, which
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: was just powdered in little elbows of past in a
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: bag and you just store in some sauce and you,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: you know, you chop up a bit of ham and
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: fucking in there and it gets you going. But like, realistically,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: because of my you know, highly culinary palette, culinary high quality,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: culinary palette that I have now, I couldn't possibly eat
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: that yard. But in all fairness, that's not actually the maggot.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I'd say, if I saw this the exact thing I
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: had now, I wouldn't feed it out to the fucking crows.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: And that's that is what the Sunday sport was like.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: We I used to get The Star every ting. Did
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: the Star have tits? I don't think it did.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: The Star had scantily clad ladies, but not nudity.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I used to get Mirror every so often
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: because I think the Star they had the pubs by right,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I think on a Sunday they had the pubs and
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: he would talk. It was. It was like a little
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: documentarian who would basically go to random pubs around the
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: country not say who he was, and he was like
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: the Michelin star judge of pubs and he would comment
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: on the toilets, the nice lady behind the counter. I
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I know two different pubs that did up their pubs
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: as a result of the scathing review they got from
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: the pubs by. But the Sunday Sport like there was
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: there was nothing like I founded humorous and you pick
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: up with and you're going fucking mortets mortets. But I
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: was like, what if you want it, would you not
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: just go to get.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: A get a play by and have gone. Here's the thing.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Before we go any further, I just want to stress
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: that the Sunday Sport had no sport, maybe like some
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: race and forms.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Of baby and some sensational shit about a player, rather
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: than actually you know how a match went, Like you
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: weren't picking up to see what score?
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? There was more sex
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: line numbers in the back but than there was actual football.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: And you remember the daily Sport because that would be
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: what we would see as school boys going down to
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: the show up to get your sandwiches or whatnot. And
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: in the in the newspaper racks, the would be daily sports,
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: and I remember on occasion we would be cheekying. We
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: would open it out to the boobs and just fucking
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: walk off.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Crack for lads, what can I say? And again we
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: cannot stress that these were film merchants. They were just
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: putting naked ladies in it, and you know, haha and
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: all that, but there was some like genuine seedy shit.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: When you look back at it, you're like, what the
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: fuck was going on? I remember those a lady called
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Lindsey no mackenzie who came to prominence as I.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Met her hard breast, and it was one of the
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: greatest days of our lives, as like seventeen year olds
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: in cardiphony, even though do you in.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: The Sunday Sport ran down a countdown clock until they
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: could show her with our top off when she turned
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: easy sixteen sixteen?
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Oh my god was it?
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: So they were showing a scantily clad fifteen year old
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: in the newspaper this day next week taking the top off,
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: and that's hard to come to terms with. In today's
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: in Star Wars Britain. But there you go. That's the
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: boobs end of it. The other thing we want to
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: talk about is the thing that, as time ruled by
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: the sport, became most known for. Certainly not the sport
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: and the boobs were there, but we like to think
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: we've moved on as a nation, even though Tom, I
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: can't believe you lads was fucking buying it to read
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: it on the site. There's no merit to that. That's
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: clearly just a guy that's I don't know, I don't
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: know what he's doing upstairs in the attic. Well he's
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: not laying insulation. I'm gona tell you that much.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: They like you'd see it in the in the canteen,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: by saying canteen, you'd see in the prefab Like it's
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: just somebody be after buying it. You're like, what do
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: you know it would it would surprise everybody, because that's
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: the worst shine.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: That's what you can't even this isn't like you know, playboy,
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: I'm just reading it for the articles. There's no merit here.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Invariably, when you looked into it is most likely first
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: your plats tering apprentice or black laying apprentice that's who
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: you're normally or scaffolders. Do you know what I mean?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: That's but you don't give a fucks, do you know
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: what I mean? Like it was like there's very rarely
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: would you know, and it wore just every you know,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: and if they'd lean over and go shak it in,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: you're like class. Yeah, but what the focus that you're reading.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not really reading. I'm just flicking through the look
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: at them. Yeah, like okay, fair enough, But it was
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: the headlines that.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: The headlines that's what that's what we want to talk
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: about here.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Yere some tremendous headlines dance through the years like they
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: just they were there was no like just incredible ones.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: And I want to throw one out where and this
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: one could be on any newspaper in the world. Some
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: of them are so quintessentially British. Yes that it's they're
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: just class. But this one could be anywhere in the world,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: on any satirical fucking website or satirical fucking newspaper, because
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you're just going, well, this is just amazing. So these
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: these are a couple of headlines on the same front page,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: not the same story. World War Two's best kept here
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: secret Adalf Hitler was a woman, and they've they've got
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: what looks like I suppose it was Liz Hurley's body
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: in a you know, a conservative address, but Hitler's head just.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: All Hitler himself. I gotta tell you, Okay, I'm gonna
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: rank them for you. That one right there might fit
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: on the National Enquirer.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: That's what a conspiracy theories he kind of because that's where.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I wanted to start to give people. Okay, they had
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: the posity the effort to go there, and just to
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: give you the same one. There's two more headlines on that.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: That's not the lead story on this cover, folks.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: No, that's the lead story. We put down the side,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: just on the banner, down the side trucker flips over
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: real Mermaid, Real life Mermaid plus aliens caught in TV
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: license fiddle. Okay, okay, all right, And they still have
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: space at the top corner of the page for a
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: woman in a in a swimsuit in a swimsuit.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: That third one, that third one is to me the
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Daily Sport. Okay, ye, the trucker nearly hits me or
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: made I'm like, okay, on route sixty six. Perhaps we
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: don't know. And then just the last one is like
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: so British, so like small scale.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: And yeah it's the small scale of it either small
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: scale of it. Yeah. Yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: What we want to say about the headlines of the
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: daily Sunday Weekend Sport newspapers is that they weren't like
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: The Young or any other satirical website. They weren't going
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: for plays on wards. They were to my mind, Tom,
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: they were just if anything, and we're being generous here,
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: they were a parody of newspaper headlines and other red tops.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: I don't even know if that much taught went into.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: It, to be honest. It's like, I can't imagine many
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: of these hacks we'll call them, were regarded, you know,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: in the in the press room, like you know, there's
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: you know the way all these all these journalists and
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: evil great TV shows and stuff, they all seem to
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: drink in the same pubs, and so like did Sunday
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Sport lads walk in? It's like who the fuck let them?
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're not even held in high regard by
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: other more comedy newspapers like Private Eye or the people
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: no people that write for have I got news for
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: you or just taking the piece of the news. Oh,
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: I take the piece of the news. Oh what do
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: you write for Sunday Sport? Yeah, we're not the same here, buddy,
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: We're not doing the same thing. Tom. We're gonna take
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: a look here. You know, has the Tom and Jerry
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Show come to this reading funny headlines from other newspapers?
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Fuck it, let's give it a go. Can't hurt. We're
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: going to give you about three or four of our
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: favorite Sunday.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Sports a piece.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: I might kick you off at one, Tom, which is
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you. This came out years ago and
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: it was one of the ones that kind of broke containment.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: It broke the It broke away from the newsstands and
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: started getting shared online. Yeah, to the point where several
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: people question whether or not was real. And it kind
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: of the air of it hung around for longer than
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: these things mostly do.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Gordon Ramsey Sex dwarf eaten by Badger.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, oh my god, yes, yes.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: We're not going to get into it, folks, But by
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: all accounts, the story goes on to say that a
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: small person, a little guy who looked a lot like
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Gordon Ramsey, who would partake in orgies, ran a foul
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: of a badger and died by eating I hope.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Would you know what? There's always something about a dwarf
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: like the lad we found out was it wasn't real
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: shut down the neked of hippopotamus at the zoo that time.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: There's often things and but in fairness to the guy,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: if anybody wants to go look for that and I
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Jerry will find it for you. He did look like
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: him like he you know.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: The picture they put forth is of a little chap
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: that looks a bit like Gordon Ramsey in the right light.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: I suppose he came back around again. I'm sorry, I'm
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: eating dinner twice here, I'm he came back around again.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: By all accounts, they claim that Gordon Ramsey sex dwarf
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: named in Epstein files. And for a third time did
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Epstein have Ramsey sextwarf killed Epstein's just on the island
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: going released the badger. This guy knows too much released
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: the Epstein Badger.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: And if anybody everybody knows that dwarfs are actually highly
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: allergic to TV, which they don't actually, Oh yeah, I can.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: There's so many but I'm going to throw this one
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: out here, and like I think sometimes the same fucker's
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: faces show up, like you know, but one word shows
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: up on a regular base. And we talked about it.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: We're having we're having a bit of a chat beforehand.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: It was like, oh yeah, that word does show up
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: an awful lot because I'd preface it with this, there's
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: a great big it's a it's a clip documentary from
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: the day's gone by, like in Blackpool and these you
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: know they where the merry go rounds and all they
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: the attractions used to be at these seaside you know,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: like Scunthorp and and you know, different places around the UK.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: And it was it was these guys and it was
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: just hilarious because they were chatting with them and they
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: were all the lads from the Watzers. But these fuckers
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: are all washed up in their late forties now, bellies
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: out everywhere, artist is hanging out, and they were all
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: talking still like the eighties and nineties when they used
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: to beyond the Waters. I used to talk about how
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: many women they used to get, and they all use
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: this one word. I used to get all the beaver
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: and like I'll be banging some beav and then afterwards,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: you know, I'll just go chat with the lads, smeil
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: the fingers, go get some beaver and they all use
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: the word beaver, and I'm ever thinking, what the fuck
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: is wrong with all you people talking about? Clearly the
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: same fellow was right in these headlights because the amount
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: of time the word this word. See can you find
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: the word? Lads gets which one shows up? Lot? I
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: was proud to stretch twenty seven loom bands around my
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: WILLI then my bill end burst.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: They love the word bell end.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: They fucking love it.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Sex with Greg's pasty boiled my bell.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: And nick Knacks turn my bell end aren't.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: And like genuine head, I want to say, if ever
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: you needed an argument never to sign your likeness away
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: to a stock image cattle.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because all these lads look exactly like that, like.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Oh it's like you know, they took a picture. It
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: was like, oh do you mind? Do you mind if
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: we upload your picture to a stock website ever gets
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: used in as such an if it get used in
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: an add or anything like that. They only ever use
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: it for layouts and stock image and all that, and
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: you might get paid fifty pounds or something like that, Yeah,
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: go on, what harm is it? It's like Joey and
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Friends where he signs up to be a stock model
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: and he ends up on a poster for you know,
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: venereal disease. And here's this who almost certainly did not
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: stick his bell and anywhere near at Greg's Pasty and
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: there he is in front of God and everybody, ah
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: with with with his bell and as for the as
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: for another little old memur here a grand fifty two
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: bang from Chinese buffet for shitting in the seawa.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Like there's so many things in that that pop up
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: like there's there are they could they can literally right
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: around anything. Chinese shows, uploads, Chinese restaurants, grands show uploads.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Grands show up all and the worldly grands show up
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: all over, and the.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: World of people shitting turns up in very like so
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: much like this is just the scrabble. Like there's like
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: a bag of words that they just shake.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what it is.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they shake and just go So what have we got.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: We've got a grand we've got a Chinese restaurant, and
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: we've got shitting. What are we going to do with ship?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Chinese restaurant bands? Granny again, No, no, no, okay, uh
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Chinese ship on Granny.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: No, it's it's a little bit mocky. Now, I don't
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on, Craze, grand ship in the seaweed in
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Chinese buffet print.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: I want it in the frontage on the page in
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: the morning with that lady that looks like out of
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: it on the side of everybody. Bell End here as well, Tom, Sorry,
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: isn't that this is the bell End show here, let's
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: hear it sex with mister Frosty mangled my bell.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: And you know what, thirty years later, twenty years later,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: it's still fucking funny to hear it.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: I would have been drawn to that that that story
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: now more than I would have been back then, because
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: it's just so funny.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: It's it's, it's it's the it's the kind of thing, Tom,
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: where I will say that they kind of play the
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: hand too often a little bit like you know, if
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: you if you think that belens are if you think
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: bellans are overused, Tom. The one thing the Sunday Sport
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: loves to do is find planes on the moon.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah sure.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Two bomber on Moon action spyplane and on Moon. A
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: statue of Helopus found on Mars. Yes, missing plane, one
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: can only assume it's that flight MH two thirty found
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: on Moon. Tom Like, according to the Sunday Sport, people
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: are mangling their bellans four times a week and the
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: moon is a plain graveyard.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's they do the early doors
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: kind of you know, mouse breathere. Conspiracy theorists, you know,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: the ones that are no crack at all. They're psychotic
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: about things. That's who these headlines are for, Like Russians
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: shoot down UFO, angry Aliens turn soldiers to stone. I mean,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I'd watch that movie, do you.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Know what I mean, Donkey Rob's Bank.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, So there's there's but again, I there's part
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: of this where I'm like, Oh, they're fucking idiots, they're
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: writing these stupid things. But then other other times I
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: read it and I'm like, I think he might be
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: fucking genius, Like the subliminal stuff you leave in there,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: like the amount of crisp and corn flavored snacks that
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: show up in headlines because they know there's a strong
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: chance that the bloke reading it is rubbing crumbs off
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: his belly while fucking you know, while reading it from
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: one of these snacks, and it'll draw him in. Like
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: I said, Nick Knaxt turned my bell and orange? Why
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: did this man push one hundred and fourteen? What's it's
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: up his ars? These are two separate headlines. By the way,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: the answer may shock you and one of my favorites
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: of all time. And this me, this took thinking because
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you something. Now, it's grant to have five words,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: five six words and a number thrown in there, or
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: an outcome thrown in there. But to go this many
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: words in practically telling the story without having to read it.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Ten years ago the lotto made me a millionaire. Now
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I suck off dogs for quavers.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: It's just different crisps. He just he just went from that,
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: he went into the editor, and now I suck off
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: dogs for nick Knacks. Is like now we use nick
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Knacks on the bell and story. What else you got there?
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: There was that lad two weeks going to shove the
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: whole lot of Uppy's hole. Shit? What we what's other?
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Monster munch? What are you talking about? Monster much? They're
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: actually a quality fucking pickel onions. I want some gross,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: some gross. That's got cheesy, kind of weird, fucking plasticly
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: flavors to it. Quavers, get out of here, everybody out here.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: You're right, Quavers is a way better word than monster munch.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Just no, no messing about and.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: Bring me pictures of spider Man and spiders up his urethra.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: I'm on on a chief, I'll leave you with this
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: time we could read out these headlines. Oh God, damn night.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: We'll post as many of them as we can on
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: the social before we get a warning. Because every one
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: of these headlines, no matter what we've said here, ladies
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: and gentlemen, planes on the moon, loombans around the bell,
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: and no matter what these headlines are, every single one
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: of them is accompanied by a picture of a scantley
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: clad woman. So let's see that will will live on
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: Blue Sky? Is there more honesty in what the Sunday
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Sport is doing here by being outright lying bastards? And
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: there are in what I dare say the female equivalent
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: of the Sunday Sport is, which is the the chat
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: magazines and the you know, the takeer breaks of this world,
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: where the headlines like my ex best my jealous ex
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: best friend, mullanexed my fish, you know.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: But that's it's the same shit. I guarantee the same
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: people have just transferred over to work in these offices
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: like just you know, just kept making it up, kept
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: making it up. Have you a favorite one that you
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: want you want to you want to finish on? Because
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I have my all time.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: You go on ahead, I I pick with with Gordon
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: Ramsey Sex Warfile.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: I just want to give I want to give a
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: shout out. And this is also shouting back to the
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: shipping in the sea weed want They obviously rattled around
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: in the in the the the bag again forwards grand
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: bit flashers Willie with antique false teeth. I live. I
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: lived through the Blitz, she says, A silly man's little
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: dangle won't scare me.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if she lived through the blitz, Okay, why are
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: the teeth antique? That's what I want to know. Surely
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: they'd be fresh teeth.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Perhaps she I don't know. Maybe she's got like a
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: George Washington fucking you know museum going on. She has
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: like wooden teeth there and she just put him in
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: when she saw your man's got hanging out like I thought, I'll.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: It's one one lets bell and to worry about right here.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Well that's my my honorable, honorable second. But this is
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: my favorite of all time because so many questions, and
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: as it turns out, it turned up in a lot
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: of places, and I would seem that it was well,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: there's no reason for it not to be real, because
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: it's not like, well, the man's caught in the act
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: doing it. And the headline reads, find the bastard who
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: shut down.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: My chimney looking up with that going on.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: No, no, oh, my.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: God, it's a picture of the guy sitting up on
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: the chimney, potch of ship.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: We gotta do something about these guys.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've had crow issues with chimneys before, and
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: course them the high even, but never never would I
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: consider that a man would make the effort to get
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: up onto my roof and ships.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: And ships straight down the chimney.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Just a fucking bastard at the highest.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you. That's what we call a gastric flu.
• 1:01:12
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• 1:01:16
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• 1:01:37
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  Speaker 3: Yes indeed, and I see some people are commenting on
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: the posts and people are liking the comments on the post.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: This week we had Deirdre who chimed in number one.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: She says she's a calf nut fan, would nibble them
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: back home on the farm in the eighties and nineties.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Great stuff, A lady after our own heart. But yes,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: nightclubs was the big topic of discussion this week. We
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: talked about rural Erland nightclubs. Last week, Jad in particular
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: remembers the lodge at University Limerick in the early two
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: thousands for chili con Karney and Rice you know, and
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Mac there says Stags was about a mile away. Oh Jesus,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: that's a dangerous combination there, Mac, Now to be a
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: mile away from a nightclub? Why about it going home?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: Just stay there?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, chance, the road dangerous us. The royal and yeah,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: I forget about it. Now we're gonna we're gonna jump
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: over here to Instagram. A lot of comments coming in here,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: John says The Highland newmarkt Danny man On revels in Killarney.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: With Island in the Island.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, yes, yes, music from Asland to Scooter,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: From Asland to Scooter.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Where would you.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Slow songs? Would slean the on and out the gap?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: You'll be laughing there. Sharon over there also says here's
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: the thing that came up time and time again, the
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: price of the drink. Back then she's talking about two
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: euro sex the beach cocktails. Tom, I will be found
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: washed up on the beach. I have to be exploded
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: like that whale we covered. Just be like, leave me
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: here to rock please.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: No, I'd be shitting down somebody's chimney as a result.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: Of putting loombands around the bell. And my man Alan
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: there used to go to the Forum in Waterford, three
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: Bavaria for ten pounds.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: That's in.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: That And then again people are talking about the advent
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: of the smoking area in nightclubs. So I gotta tell you,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: like you know, we were there for the smoking band
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: coming in town. We might cover at some stage, but.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: That was a huge fulrum of life when when places
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: had to start finding like covered find home for you
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: because of drilling holes in walls to try and make
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: it ventilated.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: When the start of the smoking area came in, it
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: was really just case of if you want to smoke,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: go outside, and then they're like they can't buy drink
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: if they're outside. We need some sort of and lo
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: and behold the smoking area was born. We might cover
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: that a little a little bit further than the road,
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  Speaker 3: Joseph says. Druid's Nightclub in Ashbourne. Oh my god, the
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  Speaker 3: names of these places. If you went to a night
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  Speaker 3: club that just had like a single name like Druids
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  Speaker 3: or Whispers, Yeah, I don't know. You didn't need that
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  Speaker 3: place sober Nope, not just rural Ireland folks, the harp
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  Speaker 3: says Michelle. In Swords, you could go out with twenty
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  Speaker 3: to twenty five euro, get a load of fat frogs,
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  Speaker 3: bop a way to Nelly Fertado. If you took a photo,
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  Speaker 3: it was on a disposable camera. You didn't have to
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  Speaker 3: worry about it. Show you remember as well?
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember it was fellas they would go round
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  Speaker 1: nightclubs with instematic cameras that were do you know they
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  Speaker 1: were a high quality and then actually sell it back
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  Speaker 1: to you.
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  Speaker 3: Mind.
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  Speaker 1: There was one lad I remember you used to he
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  Speaker 1: was able to produce it and sell it in keyring form. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I noticed that when I moved up to Dublin that
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even really have that at home, but I
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  Speaker 3: know that when I moved up there was like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: do you want to buy a keyring or do you
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  Speaker 3: want to buy whatnot? And you know, I kind of
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  Speaker 3: feel bad and say yes. Termites are docks is Lane
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  Speaker 3: over on Blue Sky in Limerick, cost Loos and the
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  Speaker 3: Lodge Chimes in Trena. In case these are unprompted, people
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  Speaker 3: are just like you want us to talk. Bet our
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  Speaker 3: favorite night clubs absolutely the Orphan Girl in Ballymoney pod
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  Speaker 3: or Temple is sound or re rotten? Yeah stop name
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  Speaker 3: of these places. One man says, belong over there on
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  Speaker 3: This guy says the Oasis and cart.
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  Speaker 1: Across Did I fight you entirely possible if anybody wants to,
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  Speaker 1: If you can get an a, I will find it
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  Speaker 1: for you. If you look for my drunkest ever Jerry
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  Speaker 1: McBride the Oasis.
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  Speaker 3: We might, we might, we might spin that round. Actually, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: talk off air. We need we need to make up
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  Speaker 3: an episode here Mimes and Carlo had DJ ray Darcymes brief.
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  Speaker 3: There you go names.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, goddamn.
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  Speaker 3: Get into the comments. Here you go. I'm sorry, we could.
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  Speaker 3: We could talk all night about this, folks. This is
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  Speaker 3: what we love on the Tom and Jerry Show. A
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  Speaker 3: nice vibrant comments section. We're gonna look the foster that
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  Speaker 3: across the next couple of weeks more more because the listenership.
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  Speaker 3: Holy shi it, Tom, we don't know what to do.
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  Speaker 3: We're growing an audience like.
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  Speaker 1: We actually we're gonna start selling merch or something. God
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  Speaker 1: damn I would know how to. But do we should
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  Speaker 1: do it? We should do something like be common successful.
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  Speaker 1: I think so, but we will be genuinely. We're doing
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  Speaker 1: it fair organically, I'll tell you that much, nearly despite ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: Chair But you know what people are speaking. They want
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  Speaker 1: to hear the things we're saying. They want to talk
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  Speaker 1: to us about these things, and if nothing else, it'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you exactly what the sadness that was in our
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  Speaker 1: hearts for the nightclub We don't try and bang on
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  Speaker 1: the nostalgia drum when it comes to do you remember
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  Speaker 1: when we all used to watch Jersey shorting out, but
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  Speaker 1: we were genuinely bothered by the disclosure of so many nightclubs.
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  Speaker 1: And you can tell but the amount of comments we
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  Speaker 1: got and the amount.
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  Speaker 3: Someone someone actually commented there as well. And I'm sorry
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  Speaker 3: I lost the instagrams her for losing comments. I can't
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  Speaker 3: see ship now, but they commented that they never heard
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  Speaker 3: us talk so passionately about a subject.
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  Speaker 1: You know what you need to do. You need to
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  Speaker 1: make the text a bit bigger for yourself, Jair, just
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  Speaker 1: in case.
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  Speaker 3: We gotta stay together, buddy, we gotta stay together. We
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  Speaker 3: can't fall out over the slight Diggs like that.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool.
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  Speaker 3: Listen. That's it for this week on The Tom and
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  Speaker 3: Jerry Show. Thank you very much for listening.
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  Speaker 4: I've been Jerry right.
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  Speaker 3: That's Tom.
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  Speaker 1: You let h