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Welcome Lord Free 1 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Thank you, 3386.
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  SPEAKER_01: Appreciate this.
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  SPEAKER_01: He said on a lighter note, after meeting Scott, Tiffany's uncle, not impressed.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: By the way, John 317, you I cannot believe that I forgot to mention this.
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  SPEAKER_01: The bridge on County Route 64, which is the that little popcorn fart of a bridge where you would turn to go up to go to Harris Hill, or you could go straight like you were going to go to Meneers from all the shopping that, you know, I mean, you know where I'm talking.
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  SPEAKER_01: From Simmons Rockwell and all the shopping.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then if you were heading west towards Corning, uh, had been closed for like, you know, three months or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's open.
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  SPEAKER_00: Remember, they said that they wanted to get it open for when back to school happened.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we heard that.
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  SPEAKER_00: They got it right in time.
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  SPEAKER_00: And a lot of you, uh a lot of other ones have been texting this morning too that we've been seeing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, good everyone, love this short week came in.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh Chad 30 says, Good everyone, I need me some Nelly tickets.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh well.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're coming.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, then make sure, well, yeah, and also make sure you come to Horseheads Do It Center Thursday.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll be there noon to two, giving away some tickets.
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  SPEAKER_00: So that's an easy one where you just sign up and then somebody's winning by the end of the hour.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, there were some other ones this morning that I'm gonna do.
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  SPEAKER_01: We gotta mention this.
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  SPEAKER_01: You had mentioned in your one big three that uh Trump was thinking about renaming uh New Mexico New America.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh you had also referenced how he renamed Lake Ontario Lake America.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh and and um this is really funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: This text came in from uh 0042.
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  SPEAKER_01: They said I was I was on Lake Ontario Sunday, and everyone was still using Ontario.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm glad you said that because I was also on Lake Ontario last weekend when I went to SOTUS.
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  SPEAKER_00: We were in, you know, we were right there.
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  SPEAKER_00: And same thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was the the whole neighborhood is there.
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  SPEAKER_00: We were doing that Italian fest, yeah, and nobody said Lake America.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's i it's not adopted by anybody except for a couple stupid maps.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I'm still having a hard time with Golf of America.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you think to me it's still the Gulf of Mexico because it's just that's what it's been forever.
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  SPEAKER_00: I never call it the Gulf of America.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you think that they're gonna start printing maps that say Lake America?
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  SPEAKER_01: You said that they already did.
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  SPEAKER_01: You said Google and uh apps.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not that those are apps, not maps.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm saying, do you think they're gonna print maps?
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  SPEAKER_01: Pull open your Apple and and type in Rochester, and all you have to do is look up and you'll see if it changed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, that's what I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_00: Google and Apple have changed their apps.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm talking about do you think they're gonna print maps?
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  SPEAKER_00: Who prints maps anymore?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm just saying, in case there's a map, you're right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, are you gonna redo every history book?
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  SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't even print the map.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do they even do that anymore with geography?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like you said that in a couple years it's gonna go back.
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  SPEAKER_00: So why even print it out?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, two years from now, that executive order is gonna get rescinded the minute that he's out of office.
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  SPEAKER_00: So anyway, let's give away some Nelly tickets.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm ready for this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nelly, this Friday, if you have not gotten your tickets yet, tagstickets.com.
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  SPEAKER_00: We are giving away some GA as a uh qualifying spot.
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  SPEAKER_00: But the grand prize winner is getting a signed guitar from Nelly along with party pit tickets.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you want to make sure you qualify to get the grand prize.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, somebody's out at the door.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hang on a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: I oh, wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is it Trump?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because we were talking about Lake America.
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  SPEAKER_01: I did I don't this guy's wearing an ascot.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's Lord Scott.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hello, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's Lord Scott.
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  SPEAKER_02: How are you?
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  SPEAKER_02: Hello, Lord Scott.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, did you already have your tea and crumpet?
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  SPEAKER_02: I came over from the manor moments ago, yes, manor.
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  SPEAKER_00: Stately free manor?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Where you had your tea and crumpets.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_00: Little um uh did you have a little sausage as well?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yes, a banger and mask.
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  SPEAKER_00: So yummy.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we have these Nelly tickets that we have to give away.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And we have to do it pretty quickly before kids get into school.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So let's get let's get into it.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna have you give us the um, I would say the fancy version of the proper Queen's English version of some lyrics, if you will.
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  SPEAKER_00: Of Nelly lyrics.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: And the Wales rich folk really recite Nelly.
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  SPEAKER_00: You guys have to call in and tell us which Nelly song it is based on the Lord Scott version.
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  SPEAKER_02: I uh prefer Lord Free.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, Lord Free.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's quite alright.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right now my kids are in a car going, why is dad talking like this?
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  SPEAKER_00: Now let's give you the number first.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm filthy rich, you little turds.
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  SPEAKER_00: 607-732-9465.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's the number that you're gonna call to get the Nelly ticket.
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  SPEAKER_00: 607 732 9465.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you want to give the lyric now?
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh no, I'd like to get them on the phone.
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  SPEAKER_02: I will read them the proper Queen's English.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Nelly lyric, your job.
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  SPEAKER_02: Name the song.
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  SPEAKER_02: We'll see how we do next, you peasants.