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- 0:00Speaker 1: What you guys, welcome back to another percent of Cheezo.
- 0:02Speaker 1: Will do that. Before we start this episode, we.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Want to tell you guys that me and Jakarta Slim,
- 0:07Speaker 2: the Terrorist of all Terrors, the Terrists of Los Angeles,
- 0:10Speaker 2: the Mexicans of double that's my work scarves.
- 0:15Speaker 3: We will be live at the novel pretty Self available
- 0:23Speaker 3: right now. Tickets gone sell say this Thursday. Go get
- 0:26Speaker 3: your tickets right now.
- 0:27Speaker 4: That's a nov bitch. That's a novel bitch getting her
- 0:31Speaker 4: in the back and and guess what, no comp tickets.
- 0:35Speaker 4: So everyone by, even if you're the homie, you're not
- 0:37Speaker 4: getting in for free. Sorry, real ship rush, I need
- 0:41Speaker 4: all my chips. But are you your mom and them?
- 0:44Speaker 4: She's not a lot outside probably see what.
- 0:48Speaker 2: Yeah you about your mom, you guys, cause she's not
- 0:50Speaker 2: gonna be the only lady with a job in there
- 0:51Speaker 2: and leave her alone.
- 0:53Speaker 4: She's gonna be backstage like she's not what you motherfuckers?
- 0:56Speaker 4: Or are you gonna do an after party? Two after party?
- 1:00Speaker 4: I don't want to hear if your mum sho going
- 1:01Speaker 4: to dad?
- 1:02Speaker 1: You're stupid bitch so seeing alcohol and shit?
- 1:05Speaker 4: This is a skit, bro Hey, then no one's coming out,
- 1:07Speaker 4: it's gonna be us bro c W DJ Cheeze maybe,
- 1:10Speaker 4: but do you know and Jakarta and that in the back,
- 1:12Speaker 4: it's gonna be all of us. We're gonna be there's
- 1:13Speaker 4: gonna be games, prizes, hookers, hookers, midgets, stars where you.
- 1:21Speaker 1: Know you facts?
- 1:23Speaker 5: What see you guys that all got twenty nine at
- 1:24Speaker 5: the back with another episode of Cheeze?
- 1:30Speaker 1: Men? What do you know? Is this episode.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Thirty thirty one?
- 1:34Speaker 4: Thirty one? Two more than twenty nine? You guys don't
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- 1:43Speaker 4: We're thirty one thirty one? You have two more than
- 1:45Speaker 4: twenty nine? Get it? Because two thirty one Schmidt Schmidt
- 1:51Speaker 4: not Schmith Schmidt made him sound like a villain. Schmidt Schmidt,
- 1:55Speaker 4: Max Greenfield or Greenberg?
- 1:57Speaker 1: You like that for liketing? Oh yeah, I love that.
- 1:59Speaker 1: There watched a show after that.
- 2:01Speaker 4: One was called the Neighborhood Him and entertainer and they're
- 2:04Speaker 4: the plain neighbors that so he moves into a black neighborhood.
- 2:07Speaker 2: It's funny, family, I would hate moving into a black
- 2:09Speaker 2: Neighborhood's a.
- 2:10Speaker 4: Nice blacky, But this is like.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Like the rich side of the cats shot this trick.
- 2:16Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. More like have you ever
- 2:20Speaker 1: seen the Shi No? I don't think so.
- 2:23Speaker 4: I don't know, like picnics outside people through football.
- 2:27Speaker 1: Black black black li like like black people that were
- 2:30Speaker 1: in the front. Like yeah, that's what you're saying. I
- 2:34Speaker 1: got six his uncles and ship. Yeah yeah.
- 2:36Speaker 2: Is there a different type of they look at other plastic?
- 2:41Speaker 2: Are there a different type of Indonesians?
- 2:43Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like Chinese Indonesians, Indonesian Indonesias, like Islander Indonesians,
- 2:48Speaker 4: and then there's like Arab Indonesians.
- 2:49Speaker 1: The island Indonesia as the foods that have with the
- 2:51Speaker 1: like the.
- 2:52Speaker 4: Long hair, don't they're the foods that were born there
- 2:55Speaker 4: and they're there, you know, like their whole family lineages.
- 2:57Speaker 1: All the way there. Oh and then they're uh Dutch Indonesians.
- 3:01Speaker 4: When Dutch came over and colonized Indonesia and repopulated, I
- 3:05Speaker 4: don't really know a lot of Dutchnesians. They got the
- 3:09Speaker 4: host kind of yeah, I mean yeah, they have the hose.
- 3:11Speaker 1: Yeah, they are fine. At fun Indonesia, they're probably fine.
- 3:16Speaker 4: They're Likeuasians, you know, like white Asians and the Chinese
- 3:21Speaker 4: Indonesians just Chinese bitches are bad too.
- 3:23Speaker 1: Yeah, hey.
- 3:31Speaker 4: Don yeah, such a Dutch Indonesians women, the bitches are
- 3:34Speaker 4: not like that bad. We gotta we gotta block our
- 3:40Speaker 4: searches through.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Women, not women. A bunch of them blue bitches. The bitches.
- 3:50Speaker 4: You made it seem like that were going to be
- 3:52Speaker 4: modeled bad as like Indonesian women. I guess I don't know.
- 3:55Speaker 1: No, no, some searching that bullshit, turn it off, turn
- 3:58Speaker 1: it off. She better fun. I like a whole little
- 4:02Speaker 1: thing out there, that's a whole, that's a whole.
- 4:03Speaker 4: Another thing out there for Mexicans is like uh well no,
- 4:06Speaker 4: no really, I guess for Mexicans not that it's different
- 4:09Speaker 4: because Mexico is calling that by what Spain thing?
- 4:12Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. I guess it's a difference than like
- 4:15Speaker 1: like I mean, I.
- 4:16Speaker 2: Guess like some everyone speaks Spanish some places you're darker
- 4:19Speaker 2: than others. Yeah, not everybody speaks Spanish in Indonesia, No,
- 4:22Speaker 2: not everyone's no.
- 4:23Speaker 4: One speaks.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Like nobody. I don't think your mother is speak Dutch.
- 4:28Speaker 1: Why the did my mom speaking Dutch? That was the
- 4:31Speaker 1: main fucking No.
- 4:32Speaker 4: Indonesia is before it was another language but then they
- 4:34Speaker 4: changed the Indonesia is the place language.
- 4:37Speaker 1: I guess. I don't know how you're how about how
- 4:45Speaker 1: you're still alive? Why bitch, because people don't like you,
- 4:48Speaker 1: people don't like you're stupid ass. I'm okay without that. No,
- 4:51Speaker 1: I've learned. I've learned actually to like kind of cope
- 4:52Speaker 1: with that. There is there is. I used to always
- 4:54Speaker 1: wanted to be like, you know, yeah, because you were
- 4:56Speaker 1: such a loser, fucking fat lame kid. There used to
- 4:58Speaker 1: be they used to be.
- 5:01Speaker 2: They in the in the Latino culture, the Watermalas have
- 5:04Speaker 2: a thing called the electum dialects.
- 5:06Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 5:07Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in all cultures. It's not like only a
- 5:12Speaker 1: god thing. No I'm saying. I'm saying, like, like, you
- 5:14Speaker 1: know how No, No, he's laughing, bro. I heard him
- 5:20Speaker 1: read today by the way. By the way, by the way,
- 5:27Speaker 1: you can't fucking read for ship.
- 5:31Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you know, we know, because you're saying, like
- 5:34Speaker 2: people in Indonesia they speak Dutch.
- 5:36Speaker 1: You know, I don't know.
- 5:38Speaker 4: I don't know, I said, I said again once again,
- 5:40Speaker 4: I said in Dutch cornas Indonesia.
- 5:41Speaker 1: That's what I said. So people speak Dutch. I don't know.
- 5:43Speaker 4: If they speak Dutch out there, I know they speak
- 5:45Speaker 4: Indonesian like like Bahasa Indonesia. They speak like Javanese. They
- 5:47Speaker 4: speak so they have multiple millennius.
- 5:50Speaker 1: Yeah crazy. Usually in North America. North America.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Yeah, it's only Spanish, but I know to have the
- 5:58Speaker 2: deeper influence and in fucking dialect in the dilecto. I mean,
- 6:02Speaker 2: like I'm saying, I'm saying, I don't know any my
- 6:05Speaker 2: grandparents weren't speaking the electo, but my grandpa, by my
- 6:09Speaker 2: the homy grandparents on are on my line, they speak.
- 6:11Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. They're more known for.
- 6:13Speaker 2: I'm not saying that there is another languages because I know,
- 6:16Speaker 2: like my my my dad could my dad was able
- 6:19Speaker 2: to speak like in the f and them like some
- 6:22Speaker 2: ship like that. Yeah, and it was different. Yeah, So
- 6:25Speaker 2: that what I'm saying. But but that's like that's the
- 6:27Speaker 2: more common language.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Though most common, probably ninety nine percent is fucking Spanish. Sure,
- 6:34Speaker 1: that's what I mean. So it's probably either Spanish and
- 6:36Speaker 1: then if you go deep into your roots of like
- 6:38Speaker 1: the mind coach and sip like that. But other than
- 6:40Speaker 1: like those like the reds, s Foos and yellow Stone,
- 6:44Speaker 1: you I love.
- 6:46Speaker 4: Those people are very prime fun. I totally understand why. Yeah,
- 6:50Speaker 4: like it's just a lot nicer, but I could see
- 6:53Speaker 4: that is it? Are you drinking right now?
- 6:56Speaker 1: Starby's Starby's wall want to stop donating? They did? It
- 7:10Speaker 1: was like, no, it doesn't. My breast was good, pussy
- 7:14Speaker 1: bitch back then up, I'll tell you I was doing
- 7:17Speaker 1: I was doing a read when I'm there today, right,
- 7:20Speaker 1: uh huh? And what are you all? You were doing
- 7:23Speaker 1: the reading with.
- 7:25Speaker 4: Done?
- 7:26Speaker 6: He's like, so he's like, but he's like a damn
- 7:32Speaker 6: but like for I'm like, are you fucking? And he's
- 7:36Speaker 6: like and then he's like and then he stopped looking
- 7:38Speaker 6: at me.
- 7:38Speaker 1: He was like, the reason why help me? Edits doesn't
- 7:43Speaker 1: really need to right here? You know different, I read
- 7:46Speaker 1: it a while, that's not that doesn't mean isn't that crazy?
- 7:49Speaker 1: Like you haven't read in a while and you're like, damn, oh.
- 7:52Speaker 7: It's simple lines and I'm like struggling to read the
- 7:56Speaker 7: words start crossing each other, simple word start.
- 7:58Speaker 1: Oh, you might be dyslexic. I don't, No, I don't
- 8:00Speaker 1: think so. No, he's you could be. Can you develop
- 8:04Speaker 1: that lege in your time? Like like lage and age late,
- 8:07Speaker 1: and I'm full late in age.
- 8:11Speaker 4: Can you develop that late?
- 8:12Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I'm not a doctor.
- 8:15Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you can. I don't think so. I
- 8:18Speaker 1: don't think it's random and you just get come dyslexic.
- 8:22Speaker 4: I remember, do you remember Shake it Up? The Disney
- 8:26Speaker 4: show where Bella Thorne and Zendale we're in. You don't remember.
- 8:30Speaker 2: No, Yes, you can develop reading and writing difficulties later
- 8:35Speaker 2: in life.
- 8:36Speaker 1: What point is in that show? And Shake it Up?
- 8:38Speaker 4: They had the scene where Bella Thorne said she was dyslexic,
- 8:41Speaker 4: and I remember they made it such a huge thing
- 8:43Speaker 4: and I was.
- 8:43Speaker 1: Like Jack, like this bitch has cancer. Everybody feels bad
- 8:49Speaker 1: for her dog. It was insane.
- 8:51Speaker 4: I was like, calm down, bitch, Like you're not calm
- 8:54Speaker 4: that ship? The funk down everybody that she had lung cancer.
- 8:58Speaker 1: I can't read, Like, shut up a bitch.
- 9:00Speaker 2: And there now she doesn't sick. Let's give it up
- 9:04Speaker 2: for bell Thorne. She wasn't dyslexing about that ship.
- 9:08Speaker 1: Whether I think she actually is as a person, I
- 9:11Speaker 1: think so. I don't think it's I.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Wonder if they were like on set one day and
- 9:16Speaker 2: everybody was talking about like a personal life off camera
- 9:18Speaker 2: and they were like, she said, you guys know have dyslexia,
- 9:21Speaker 2: and then they were like, yes, let's be aware and
- 9:24Speaker 2: let's be Yeah.
- 9:28Speaker 4: See she would open a body like if she had
- 9:31Speaker 4: a h video, like, is there anybody we could watch
- 9:35Speaker 4: that scene?
- 9:37Speaker 1: I wonder like that they're making it seem like.
- 9:39Speaker 4: She was like, no, dude, it it got dramatic. Her
- 9:44Speaker 4: best I was like, it's okay, I'm here for you.
- 9:46Speaker 4: So what are you gonna do?
- 9:47Speaker 1: Read for her? Can you said something? How does it?
- 9:53Speaker 4: How does how does it feel to read a sentence
- 9:54Speaker 4: with this dyslexia and go to images?
- 9:56Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it You can't.
- 10:00Speaker 4: Dude. You got to stop writing on on caps. That
- 10:02Speaker 4: should make that's just scaring the ship out of me.
- 10:05Speaker 4: Stop screaming, alright images? Uh oh right here, Well that's
- 10:15Speaker 4: that's okay, pretty fucked.
- 10:17Speaker 2: I feel like that's the extra I feel like I
- 10:19Speaker 2: feel like that's how you look press the second one.
- 10:21Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that that you've lived with our glasses.
- 10:24Speaker 4: I feel like this no for me, for me, for me,
- 10:29Speaker 4: it's that second one dog for me, that second one
- 10:32Speaker 4: for me. The grand dad motherfucker, Like.
- 10:36Speaker 1: No, no, I'd say, right.
- 10:38Speaker 4: Here for just more blurry for me though, more blurry dog.
- 10:41Speaker 4: I haven't gone to the doctor in six years. I
- 10:44Speaker 4: just wanted to get these new ones. The food was like, damn,
- 10:46Speaker 4: it's gonna be a big change for you, buddy. I
- 10:48Speaker 4: was like, what, I put these new ones on? A
- 10:50Speaker 4: headache for like fifteen minutes fucking going.
- 10:52Speaker 2: On, Let's try to read a sentience and just like sayhim,
- 11:01Speaker 2: I'd just say, like it.
- 11:05Speaker 1: Was a fun how we're gonna get roasted for this one?
- 11:10Speaker 1: All right? Ready? President list Yeah, I just don't see
- 11:19Speaker 1: what's wrong with this sentence. I don't. I just I know, Yeah,
- 11:26Speaker 1: we have to we have to put it up for it.
- 11:28Speaker 1: Just doomin right there on this just doomin right there,
- 11:32Speaker 1: all right? We can I can see from here. No,
- 11:37Speaker 1: I'm like, exit that alpha and do you need to
- 11:42Speaker 1: bite you a fucking matt. There's a Matt right here?
- 11:45Speaker 1: So then what the fuck? You can't see this? You
- 11:48Speaker 1: will get President's thing on and off.
- 11:49Speaker 2: You can see that right the quick the quick brown
- 11:54Speaker 2: fox jumps over the lady dog.
- 11:55Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with the.
- 11:56Speaker 4: Sentence, That's all I'm saying. There's nothing wrong with it. Oh,
- 12:00Speaker 4: that's just fonts. I just I just don't think we're
- 12:06Speaker 4: gonna find it.
- 12:06Speaker 1: Guys.
- 12:08Speaker 4: Oh, this is definitely that's no way. That's people, that's it,
- 12:17Speaker 4: that's it, would be it, that would be it. Yeah,
- 12:19Speaker 4: press the present Yeah.
- 12:22Speaker 1: Mhm huh. This is actually this is actually a real problem. Noah.
- 12:33Speaker 4: Many people believe that dyslexia is only about difficulty with
- 12:37Speaker 4: reading and writing.
- 12:40Speaker 1: Which is bitch. Hold on, I know, I don't know
- 12:46Speaker 1: what that one is true too.
- 12:49Speaker 4: That, however, this is just a small part of a
- 12:52Speaker 4: much bigger and more complex issue issue.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Look at us, three dudes, can three guys could beat
- 13:01Speaker 1: this lexy. I'm not gonna lie.
- 13:06Speaker 4: She was a teenager at the time. Imagine getting text
- 13:07Speaker 4: from your cause you can't even read that.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Shame going on a semi nudes? Just I said the
- 13:16Speaker 1: pictures of her coustins. That was a. That was a.
- 13:20Speaker 4: That was a pretty good Disney show. I like those cool,
- 13:22Speaker 4: It's more of a girls show, but didn't really bother me.
- 13:25Speaker 1: Like I like like Life on Deck. See Life on
- 13:28Speaker 1: Deck I was and Zach and Cody.
- 13:30Speaker 4: Yeah, favorite, my favorite Disney show is by far, hands down,
- 13:32Speaker 4: don't cap.
- 13:32Speaker 1: Like the most gayest movie like Gayest probably probably probably
- 13:42Speaker 1: Loan Stitch. That's not gay.
- 13:47Speaker 4: Children gay gays like chick Flick, just gay's movie. You're like, well,
- 13:56Speaker 4: what is the category of gay? I don't like Broke
- 13:58Speaker 4: Back Mountain, Like, I don't you know, don't like any
- 14:00Speaker 4: fucking gay movies.
- 14:03Speaker 1: H Okay. I love rom coms. I'm just trying to
- 14:07Speaker 1: think of a rom com right now. That's a what
- 14:09Speaker 1: what about you like? I like bringing on.
- 14:13Speaker 2: Excuse your big sisters for sure, shot yeah shah.
- 14:20Speaker 1: I like bringing that has to be something You're like, No,
- 14:23Speaker 1: there definitely is.
- 14:25Speaker 4: Oh, Princess Protection pro o camp Roc I love him. Yeah,
- 14:28Speaker 4: your high School musical I love that ship.
- 14:31Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well, I guess that kind of talk shit
- 14:34Speaker 1: because bring it on kind of gay.
- 14:35Speaker 4: And that's gay as fun. That's like, that's like you're
- 14:37Speaker 4: growing up gay. This is you're still child. You watch musical?
- 14:41Speaker 1: No you can NAHM not bringing on. When I was younger,
- 14:44Speaker 1: they were older, they were did I think that?
- 14:49Speaker 8: No?
- 14:50Speaker 1: Damn go up, go up right there, Papa. The credit
- 14:54Speaker 1: was gay as fuck man. The credit was like, in
- 15:00Speaker 1: you liking Camp Brock is gay? Do you know the songs? No? Yeah,
- 15:04Speaker 1: you do you know what? The songs were really really
- 15:07Speaker 1: into cars.
- 15:08Speaker 4: I like really cool guitars and superheroes and checks with
- 15:12Speaker 4: lots of zeroes on them.
- 15:13Speaker 1: Food I was talking about getting money. It's like, bitch,
- 15:16Speaker 1: I like money, Bitch, come and get me. You know
- 15:18Speaker 1: what I'm saying. But he just hated like cars, all
- 15:20Speaker 1: those foods. You know this, bitch? What did? What did?
- 15:23Speaker 4: Demie Lvaro says. She said that every episode of her
- 15:25Speaker 4: show she was fucking doings or some ship but off
- 15:29Speaker 4: camp Brock. Every yeah, she was on and coke Coke. Sorry, Dan,
- 15:34Speaker 4: you then have so much my favorites.
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- 17:09Speaker 1: How was your weekend, bro? I was with you here
- 17:12Speaker 1: with me one day it felt like forever. Really, dude,
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- 18:00Speaker 4: was hilarious.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Are you watching this this season anyway? Yeah?
- 18:06Speaker 4: Pretty good?
- 18:07Speaker 1: Yeah? Hey yeah the Planers right now? I really like
- 18:09Speaker 1: the matchups. Yeah, they're good.
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- 18:13Speaker 4: so relaxed, you're not the team, bitch. We're gonna need
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- 19:37Speaker 1: me a few times with you. I'm never fu your bitch,
- 19:39Speaker 1: not you. But you've told me afterwards like oh yeah,
- 19:41Speaker 1: by the way, the hommy ship out here.
- 19:44Speaker 4: Before before you It's like, you can you do that?
- 19:48Speaker 4: What take steps to fun to go after your homie?
- 19:50Speaker 1: Fuck? No, we've talked about this before. You're only when
- 19:53Speaker 1: I could do that did it before? It didn't work.
- 19:56Speaker 4: And he was back to what we were saying. I'm
- 19:57Speaker 4: sorry about that. I didn't mean to ruin the show, know,
- 19:59Speaker 4: but you did already. So now I'm gonna watch it.
- 20:01Speaker 4: Well you know what, you should complete it. You know
- 20:02Speaker 4: what's gonna happen. Actually, so the show ends season three,
- 20:05Speaker 4: it's coming back season four, but guess what, Ted's coaching
- 20:08Speaker 4: a women's soccer team. He's coming back and he's coaching
- 20:13Speaker 4: a women's soccer team. How do you feel about that
- 20:15Speaker 4: they're gonna be so boring. That's like when Marvel started
- 20:17Speaker 4: introducing women superheroes, Like I just don't.
- 20:21Speaker 2: Think like like like women what like women acting is
- 20:25Speaker 2: already bad. Now they have to act to be something
- 20:27Speaker 2: they're already bad at. Team Feminist by the way, got
- 20:33Speaker 2: team women on Team Women?
- 20:36Speaker 4: Yeah, No, Like you know, you have to act to
- 20:39Speaker 4: be bad Ga Gadad does it all the time. You know,
- 20:42Speaker 4: wonder Woman that be just a horrible actress and she's
- 20:46Speaker 4: just really but she's a horrible actress.
- 20:48Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, I don't like I've I've honestly, but
- 20:52Speaker 1: they're gonna be missing their goals more than their punch line.
- 20:55Speaker 1: What's going on? There's gonna be way less soccer.
- 20:58Speaker 4: So and I promise have you seen the Human? Oh yeah,
- 21:01Speaker 4: everyone's already saying that the show's ruined. I'm like, this
- 21:03Speaker 4: season hasn't even came out yet. People like, this show's
- 21:05Speaker 4: fucking done, Like, calm down, have you seen? I mean
- 21:10Speaker 4: when you got me into Yellowstone the show was ended.
- 21:14Speaker 4: The first three episodes are each an hour and a
- 21:16Speaker 4: half long. Yeah, so I didn't want to make the commitment.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
- 21:23Speaker 4: Over this weekend, I've I've been binging like crazy, bro,
- 21:26Speaker 4: and I'm super team fucking Dune and Ranch fucking brand
- 21:30Speaker 4: me in my ass with that ship, like I don't
- 21:32Speaker 4: give a funk. But the yellow yeah food riding your
- 21:35Speaker 4: butties going down, they were taking right, they were taking
- 21:38Speaker 4: our trip to go get get up those suits that did.
- 21:40Speaker 4: Jimmy's a grandpa like that, and I want to go.
- 21:44Speaker 4: I want to go, And then he says, you gotta
- 21:46Speaker 4: earn it. He points out his chest. He's not gonna
- 21:48Speaker 4: get in the brand, you know, the brand.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Of the of the of the thing. He goes like,
- 21:51Speaker 1: you got it, Homeie? What are they brand? Right there?
- 21:54Speaker 4: Ryan, some some whieu, the wifus. I just considered them
- 21:59Speaker 4: all characters like also same person everyone inside the house.
- 22:02Speaker 4: And then there's like Rip and everybody else. You know,
- 22:04Speaker 4: Oh my guy, the food is a stark agent. No,
- 22:07Speaker 4: he gets branded, Oh way, don't kill it. Actually, you
- 22:11Speaker 4: know what he gets branded? When, Bro, there's so much
- 22:14Speaker 4: of the show that's already killed for me. If you're
- 22:17Speaker 4: just gonna kill it's gonna be rude.
- 22:19Speaker 1: Let's do that. You just did that for me for
- 22:21Speaker 1: Ted last what a big comedy show. It's okay, you'll
- 22:23Speaker 1: get over it. Get even. Who are you playing god
- 22:28Speaker 1: and ship bro in nice? Yeah? I know he died
- 22:31Speaker 1: season five by Jamien. Yeah all right, Bro, I know.
- 22:36Speaker 2: Gam me shut up the killers then hired them to
- 22:38Speaker 2: kill I understand that, but you already told me all right, Bro,
- 22:40Speaker 2: Now you're just doing too much.
- 22:41Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk off the premises.
- 22:42Speaker 4: Bro.
- 22:42Speaker 1: And if I bet you're so weird, but kills Jamie,
- 22:46Speaker 1: Bet kills Jamie. I know you told me that too
- 22:47Speaker 1: already at your house. Is there something else you're missing?
- 22:50Speaker 4: I don't know, but I can tell you more aboutself
- 22:52Speaker 4: last if you want to continue being a little bitch,
- 22:55Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck.
- 22:56Speaker 1: Bro, Shut the fuck up, fucking bitch. But where are
- 23:00Speaker 1: you on? They're gonna come out? But see with going
- 23:04Speaker 1: under the weather, bro, Honestly, tour life, you said you
- 23:07Speaker 1: were going on a hike because you're gonna, you know,
- 23:10Speaker 1: been under the weather on Friday, Bitch.
- 23:12Speaker 4: I stayed home though. It's not like I went out
- 23:14Speaker 4: and partied or nothing. I was just a git in
- 23:15Speaker 4: the crib.
- 23:16Speaker 1: Bro.
- 23:16Speaker 4: No, that tour life is a it's a motherfucker, dude.
- 23:19Speaker 4: I don't I don't even like it's so fucking tough,
- 23:23Speaker 4: like being in the airport at those times, and like, bro,
- 23:26Speaker 4: I was on the plane like this, praying in the air,
- 23:28Speaker 4: like I'll stuck for the.
- 23:30Speaker 1: Like on my way down.
- 23:32Speaker 4: I'm on my way down from right way down from
- 23:33Speaker 4: where the way down, from from Oakland to l A.
- 23:40Speaker 1: And I'm going down.
- 23:42Speaker 4: There's two black women to the right back of course
- 23:45Speaker 4: those people, and I'm like and I'm it's my right
- 23:49Speaker 4: and they're like, and I was just like, I was
- 23:52Speaker 4: just like, just get back. I conturbulance scares.
- 23:57Speaker 1: The ship out of me. I understand, Muslim guy airplane.
- 24:00Speaker 1: I was terrified through What the fun that I gotta do?
- 24:02Speaker 1: They let me play with it a little more. What
- 24:06Speaker 1: do you how how hard do you think it is
- 24:08Speaker 1: the pilot they're.
- 24:10Speaker 2: Gonna say to be Muslim? I'm like, that's must be difficult.
- 24:12Speaker 2: People just judge you for you do?
- 24:15Speaker 4: What?
- 24:15Speaker 1: How hard? What you feel that brave? So good?
- 24:18Speaker 4: How hard do you think it is to become a pilot?
- 24:19Speaker 4: How many how much pussy do you think they get?
- 24:22Speaker 1: Uh? Probably a lot of pussy. So much pussy going
- 24:25Speaker 1: into those Midwestern towns like.
- 24:26Speaker 4: Hot, I'm a pilot. Tickets, no I'm not even that.
- 24:30Speaker 4: I'm just I'm a pilot, but I'm a hero. I
- 24:32Speaker 4: take people from A to B. I don't know if
- 24:33Speaker 4: I don't know if they get pussy like that though.
- 24:36Speaker 4: Can we see how much pussy can wear, how much
- 24:39Speaker 4: pussy pilots get, how.
- 24:41Speaker 1: Much pussy the pilots get. I don't know if it's
- 24:43Speaker 1: allowed to be honest, actually have a homegirl.
- 24:48Speaker 4: That's a fight attended stewart Do you ever remember let
- 24:52Speaker 4: me ask you real quick, you really do you really
- 24:55Speaker 4: know people that are steward This is I thought that
- 24:57Speaker 4: was a made up job. I thought I thought everyone
- 24:59Speaker 4: has a f attendant, was born to be a flight attendants.
- 25:03Speaker 4: A flight attendant, the people that walk around give you
- 25:04Speaker 4: water and ship stewardess stewardess flights yeah, air houstess, air hostess.
- 25:11Speaker 4: I like the way you dress, though I hate to fly.
- 25:15Speaker 4: But I'm feeling he used to go to school to
- 25:17Speaker 4: be a clown. Really clm college. I think Fidel's attending
- 25:21Speaker 4: there right now. Give the time stuff on that.
- 25:24Speaker 1: When I got to you didn't know, you didn't know
- 25:27Speaker 1: what a stewardess was. Hey, chill out, what's up with you?
- 25:31Speaker 1: It's not like general knowledge. It's okay, it isn't it
- 25:34Speaker 1: especially school to pass out cokes and waters? Ah, don't
- 25:37Speaker 1: be don't I wonder.
- 25:40Speaker 4: I wonder if what's protocol for a stewardess when the waiter,
- 25:45Speaker 4: I'm a waiter. Everything is different. This would have been
- 25:48Speaker 4: a fucking uber driver. But now he's in the sky.
- 25:51Speaker 4: He's a pilot. Come on, let's go.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy because you're always on the plane. Yeah,
- 26:00Speaker 1: but they have to have like weird schedules.
- 26:03Speaker 4: What do you thirty thousand? Like damn bit you broke,
- 26:11Speaker 4: which I'm getting more than that right now, but look
- 26:13Speaker 4: at it.
- 26:14Speaker 1: If there's any Muslim startes.
- 26:16Speaker 4: Yeah, like air Dubai and ship you know, air Dubai
- 26:19Speaker 4: has one a cabin in the plane, a room and
- 26:22Speaker 4: actual room.
- 26:23Speaker 1: Is that crazy? Oh where you can gonna pray? No,
- 26:26Speaker 1: you dumb bitch like it like this is your room
- 26:30Speaker 1: for the flight? You got me? Isn't that crazy?
- 26:33Speaker 8: Oh?
- 26:33Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 26:33Speaker 1: Oh I think you man like I thought your man
- 26:37Speaker 1: like that s out of the store.
- 26:40Speaker 4: This is Some of them be rude, some of them
- 26:43Speaker 4: be really good. When we went to Mexico, that lady
- 26:45Speaker 4: was really nice to me. Which one when they go
- 26:48Speaker 4: to la Yeah when they got bead. Yeah, She's like,
- 26:50Speaker 4: you want to move to somewhere, go to comfortable, And
- 26:52Speaker 4: I was like, yes, this guy's being fucking.
- 26:54Speaker 1: Annoying when people are too comfortable. What the store is? Yeah,
- 26:57Speaker 1: I don't do that. Hey, what's up, bro? Hey like
- 27:02Speaker 1: relaxed it? Five am, Bro. Flight attendance School. Too many
- 27:06Speaker 1: calls around between a thousand and five thousand. See that
- 27:09Speaker 1: makes sense. I could becoming stortages right now. Yeah, hey guys,
- 27:14Speaker 1: welcome today. If you're sitting my leg zero. I like
- 27:28Speaker 1: how they do this. He pulled this in flate or
- 27:31Speaker 1: you know. I hate the bitch.
- 27:33Speaker 2: I hate the bitches that take their drop too much
- 27:35Speaker 2: and be making sure when men do that ship, I'll
- 27:37Speaker 2: go pour some concrete.
- 27:38Speaker 1: Bitch, what you're doing in the sky like a bitch.
- 27:43Speaker 1: If you're a flight attendant and you were man, get
- 27:45Speaker 1: your man got gay? God, now that should be getting
- 27:50Speaker 1: me hot one. It when like, because you know, some
- 27:52Speaker 1: of the seatbelts be a little too tight, so'll come
- 27:55Speaker 1: here the seaboat extending please, man. I hate the bitch
- 27:59Speaker 1: is like, bitch, bitch, you know what's crazy?
- 28:05Speaker 4: Or the first movie I watched that like really highlighted
- 28:07Speaker 4: plane was pic snakes in the plane? Oh, I think
- 28:12Speaker 4: that's Catmarole Snakes in the plane or Soul plane. You
- 28:17Speaker 4: remember Soul playing with Kevin hart that's lost files and
- 28:22Speaker 4: it's just not hit him.
- 28:23Speaker 1: Save them jokes for another time, play limit. He was like,
- 28:28Speaker 1: you remember this movie so playing Kevin Harten is right?
- 28:31Speaker 4: Yeah, he's the CEO and Sophia Forgara scumed limps. Just
- 28:36Speaker 4: this bitch is so bad.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Can't look up Muslim flattins or Muslim violets? Is gonna
- 28:43Speaker 1: be wild? Attendant go to go to hey No no,
- 28:50Speaker 1: no search up air Dubai. How about that? I don't
- 28:53Speaker 1: know who's wrong with the second one. I don't know.
- 28:55Speaker 4: I don't think they said look read that, read that,
- 28:58Speaker 4: read it, read it, pressed on it. Read the fucking description.
- 29:01Speaker 4: I was suspended for religious beliefs. So ship, see, I
- 29:05Speaker 4: fucking knew it. Oh ship that it's real? Hang it up,
- 29:11Speaker 4: Hang it up? Can you search from air Dubai cabin
- 29:14Speaker 4: air Dubai cabin? If you know, this is one of
- 29:16Speaker 4: my dreams if I could go to Indonesia first class.
- 29:21Speaker 1: You can? You're just cheap ass araby, Yes, sure what
- 29:28Speaker 1: are they doing show their hair? I don't want to
- 29:31Speaker 1: be you. I would I want to be on the
- 29:33Speaker 1: play with them bitches. Really, and I going to strike down.
- 29:38Speaker 1: Mexican women are so nice. The the what airline was that?
- 29:41Speaker 4: Aero Mexico and Mexican so nice? There she was, she
- 29:45Speaker 4: was delightful. I was, I was, I was gonna cry
- 29:47Speaker 4: because I was dress. There's instantly fell asleep. I'm in
- 29:50Speaker 4: the middle next to pe people all over here, and
- 29:53Speaker 4: this motherfucker's rude at fuck to me, dripping pissed and ship.
- 29:57Speaker 1: I we're learning a lot about your being on the road. One.
- 30:01Speaker 2: You're such a pussy food. You literally can't sleep with
- 30:06Speaker 2: the lights off.
- 30:07Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to.
- 30:10Speaker 1: Have your phone. You have to have your phone on,
- 30:12Speaker 1: which is we weren't even supposed to be in our room.
- 30:15Speaker 1: You can't sup with me, bro, I have to, like,
- 30:18Speaker 1: I like a better someone's next to me, I'll see.
- 30:21Speaker 2: So I knew you were slipping next to each other. No, no, no,
- 30:25Speaker 2: but like, okay, so you have to sleep with the
- 30:27Speaker 2: light on because you're scared of the dark.
- 30:28Speaker 1: I'm not scared of you, literally said, work forward. I'm
- 30:31Speaker 1: scared of the dark. Do you guys like the dark
- 30:34Speaker 1: at night. Do you guys like the dark hate people?
- 30:38Speaker 2: That's different, different type of dark walking dark, okay, dark walkers.
- 30:48Speaker 2: So you're scared of dark, so you have to have
- 30:50Speaker 2: a little night off you often you have. You have
- 30:55Speaker 2: your phone on playing a random podcast or New Girl,
- 30:58Speaker 2: Our New Girl, which blows up because I thought it
- 31:00Speaker 2: was bornking in your batteries this whole time, but maybe
- 31:02Speaker 2: just your viruses. But it's your show that you leave
- 31:05Speaker 2: on your The show is playing the whole time.
- 31:06Speaker 1: While you're sleeping, and your phone is plugged and your
- 31:09Speaker 1: phone is plugged in. What was the wrong part? Your
- 31:11Speaker 1: phone is mad? Sticky goes everywhere. You snore like crazy?
- 31:18Speaker 1: Do you not snore? I don't snore you and under okay,
- 31:24Speaker 1: I saw worse. I don't know. I'd be out by
- 31:27Speaker 1: the time. I don't know. I'm tired of sleeping next
- 31:30Speaker 1: to you because you always touch to make sure if
- 31:34Speaker 1: you start drinking your ship. I know you.
- 31:37Speaker 2: They're gay, like as a grown ups man for like
- 31:41Speaker 2: it's example Sacramento in Sacramento, Yeah you're.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Gay, Yeah.
- 31:47Speaker 2: Bullshit, but you're so gay, so you didn't could have
- 31:51Speaker 2: gone downstairs the nights freaky and Sacramentum. We were in
- 31:55Speaker 2: those We were in those those hotels are like apartments
- 31:58Speaker 2: that have multiple rooms. There's a whole couch in a
- 32:00Speaker 2: whole living room, right, small, little tiny These foods were
- 32:04Speaker 2: like you know, you.
- 32:05Speaker 1: Know, I will knock out the couch if I could.
- 32:07Speaker 1: But that couch was not comfortable. It was it was small,
- 32:10Speaker 1: and those like cushions were not even Like why not?
- 32:14Speaker 4: Why not?
- 32:14Speaker 1: Gets isn't bad? Sleeping next to me isn't bad at
- 32:17Speaker 1: the end of the world. You're fucking underwear your whole
- 32:20Speaker 1: dicks out. Oh you're sleeping right next to this food.
- 32:23Speaker 1: It's weird. Oh yeah, you know, I told you I
- 32:26Speaker 1: feel ship. I felt you felt something. I told him
- 32:30Speaker 1: all that. Hey, like for some path sleeping underworld like this.
- 32:35Speaker 1: But if we're sharing the bed, then like at least
- 32:37Speaker 1: like we would have pillow, could have pill between us.
- 32:40Speaker 1: You took it off, you started sucking it.
- 32:42Speaker 4: Why are you touching if there's a pillow between you?
- 32:44Speaker 4: Make sure sleep well, Like I just want to sure
- 32:46Speaker 4: my boy have a good sleep.
- 32:48Speaker 1: You can make sure to sleep by like moving his
- 32:49Speaker 1: shoulder and not rubbing his thighs to me, like, oh
- 32:58Speaker 1: you sleep fast and just mild. I was like, bro,
- 33:02Speaker 1: what the fuck? Like, you're fucking weirdo. Sh was funny
- 33:06Speaker 1: as fuck.
- 33:07Speaker 4: You know what I really have appreciated hotel breakfast. Hotel
- 33:12Speaker 4: breakfast is delicious, and.
- 33:13Speaker 1: You eat a lob on the road, like.
- 33:16Speaker 2: To keep taking a ship for You're constantly asking for food,
- 33:19Speaker 2: you constantly wants next, Like, bro' you're wasting money that.
- 33:22Speaker 1: Could be going in your pocket. Yeah.
- 33:24Speaker 4: I start saying, like, keep the overhead small, bro, what's
- 33:27Speaker 4: the overhead? Like the overall the expenses expense? Keep my
- 33:32Speaker 4: expenses small. Yeah, so what I should budget myself daily? Yeah,
- 33:36Speaker 4: or just in general general, but especially at the road,
- 33:39Speaker 4: you're like, can we get this? Can we stop here?
- 33:41Speaker 2: When we went in Sacramento, we stopped twice maybe three times,
- 33:44Speaker 2: two for bathroom or for gas. You ate at each destination,
- 33:47Speaker 2: you ate a cheese tequita on one, a fried chicken
- 33:50Speaker 2: other one.
- 33:51Speaker 1: Then you ask for food that we had and then
- 33:54Speaker 1: you got subwhere and this still went home.
- 33:55Speaker 2: Was like my mom made two foolfore we left too.
- 34:00Speaker 1: What's up with this? We're just looking out for you.
- 34:03Speaker 4: You know you're right, and this is something I need
- 34:05Speaker 4: to work on my name isom and I'm gonna died
- 34:07Speaker 4: to food. Seriously, it's a really bad fucking addiction because
- 34:10Speaker 4: I get faded. Look once I hit that best the pen,
- 34:14Speaker 4: where's the food?
- 34:14Speaker 1: The food? I can eat a dick if I want
- 34:16Speaker 1: to pop that. You do know what you're now? Don't
- 34:21Speaker 1: be don't be saying that word? Which one? Okay? Sorry?
- 34:26Speaker 4: Sorry, jass?
- 34:28Speaker 1: All right? Andres I wonder actually can we play a
- 34:30Speaker 1: video that I had sent to you? Also say one
- 34:31Speaker 1: more thing the way we leave the tour thing double
- 34:35Speaker 1: or nothing? Let me say first, the fucking dumb stupid
- 34:47Speaker 1: money bitch. You don't call me muddy, not like I
- 34:51Speaker 1: call fat or whatever. That's funny, boy boy, who's going
- 34:59Speaker 1: to called that in real life?
- 35:00Speaker 7: No?
- 35:01Speaker 1: They were mean foolin.
- 35:06Speaker 4: Now Mexican's run able to say that ship.
- 35:10Speaker 1: Go ahead again? What is the deal? Is your boy
- 35:13Speaker 1: doing skis?
- 35:14Speaker 2: And I want to give a huge shout out to
- 35:15Speaker 2: motherfucking prize pigs of my family. My people's right there,
- 35:19Speaker 2: and I know do you all your picture never hit
- 35:21Speaker 2: do or you don't know what you're doing?
- 35:23Speaker 1: You're right for I don't so do you be yourself.
- 35:26Speaker 1: I'm just giving you option that I think they're gonna
- 35:27Speaker 1: hit man. Hire a lord. It's ship before hire a lord.
- 35:30Speaker 1: Now what price pig You can use the same motherfucking
- 35:33Speaker 1: player more than one.
- 35:34Speaker 2: You got Lebron for rebounds, You got Lebron for a six,
- 35:36Speaker 2: You got Lebron for scoring this amount of three. You
- 35:38Speaker 2: could do that now on price picks, and only on
- 35:41Speaker 2: price picks. My people, come on, see a little red goblin.
- 35:45Speaker 2: Put that I mean, I mean for the little green goblin.
- 35:47Speaker 2: Get some free money.
- 35:48Speaker 1: It's easy food.
- 35:49Speaker 2: And if you use code Duno and you put five dollars,
- 35:53Speaker 2: you will instantly get fifty dollars.
- 35:54Speaker 1: Win or lose fool, win or lose fool. So you
- 35:57Speaker 1: feel the.
- 35:57Speaker 2: Talking shit doing all you're wasting my money. Maybe you
- 35:59Speaker 2: haven't used my cold dog. I'm giving you money on me.
- 36:01Speaker 2: Put five dollars you'll instantly get fifty dollars right back
- 36:06Speaker 2: for like this, like this present link in my description.
- 36:09Speaker 2: Use code doing a telefriend and tell a friend send
- 36:11Speaker 2: them my code. Tell them I don't need to pulls
- 36:13Speaker 2: five dollars and they're gonna get fifty instantly. Baby tap in,
- 36:17Speaker 2: shout out price picks.
- 36:18Speaker 1: I love y'all. So we're in the room. Right, we're
- 36:21Speaker 1: in the room. Uh, we have to leave the next
- 36:24Speaker 1: day back to La.
- 36:25Speaker 2: We get to the room, these foods were cards like,
- 36:28Speaker 2: oh you needn't bring the piece found. I'm like, okay,
- 36:29Speaker 2: look I'm about you guys. A pis five so we
- 36:31Speaker 2: can have on the road. Right, he has a group
- 36:34Speaker 2: right as a fella the Fellas Fellas and the good Fellas. Yeah,
- 36:38Speaker 2: it was little Mike, Big Joe over there.
- 36:41Speaker 1: And my boy and and and we're chilling.
- 36:48Speaker 2: We get it right, no cap, We're excited as fuck
- 36:52Speaker 2: super to play video games. We get to we get
- 36:55Speaker 2: to Portland, but we we right away.
- 36:58Speaker 1: We fired that shut up and we're getting cracking through
- 37:00Speaker 1: the dude in the night. Right before we leave.
- 37:03Speaker 2: We're kind of a little turned down with dank a
- 37:04Speaker 2: little bit. And like that, we're turned up by the fool.
- 37:08Speaker 2: Tell me why these foods start going at it. Jakarda
- 37:11Speaker 2: has been winning the last like two days. And you'll see, Andrea,
- 37:14Speaker 2: somehow the demon turned on.
- 37:15Speaker 4: I don't know what.
- 37:16Speaker 1: That fun starts whooping Jakarta's eyes, beating bro. They get
- 37:20Speaker 1: up to one hundred and.
- 37:21Speaker 2: Sixty dollars in that jakarta'sn't dead, but from from from
- 37:23Speaker 2: how though twenty double nothing, you know what, We're sorry,
- 37:27Speaker 2: you know whatever.
- 37:27Speaker 7: But it kept going double or nothing. The term here
- 37:31Speaker 7: is double or nothing. So you get double or you
- 37:34Speaker 7: get fucking nothing. Previous price correct, previous correct correct.
- 37:39Speaker 1: No, that's not how it works. Then it's not double
- 37:41Speaker 1: or nothing. It's double double. Like what are you talking about?
- 37:44Speaker 1: That's what the term is, yes or no? Yes, right.
- 37:47Speaker 4: But when we seen Weirdo, Weirdo was like, oh yeah,
- 37:49Speaker 4: no fucking gay boy, go ahead.
- 37:52Speaker 1: Yeah. So then so they wrestled in between like eighty
- 37:56Speaker 1: dollars to one, two.
- 37:59Speaker 2: To one sixty day, So they had a rest of
- 38:01Speaker 2: the match and the one six times in a row
- 38:04Speaker 2: and then our beg our pushy keep going there one sixty.
- 38:09Speaker 1: Jakarta is sick to his stomach.
- 38:11Speaker 2: At this point I turned on the guys and Jakarda
- 38:15Speaker 2: whoops something in his ass that want sixty.
- 38:18Speaker 1: That's when I beat you in the first round as fun.
- 38:20Speaker 4: And then I said, I said, I said, like, go
- 38:23Speaker 4: to the three twinters. So point is I whipped him.
- 38:27Speaker 4: I understood the disagreement because I didn't let him get
- 38:29Speaker 4: the option of leaving. You know, it's just pretty fucked up.
- 38:31Speaker 4: So I fell beast. I'll give him sixty after.
- 38:33Speaker 2: After the double or nothing. The first one in there,
- 38:35Speaker 2: you could leave whenever because he already gave him one.
- 38:37Speaker 4: Give him one chance. Yeah, so you were right, but
- 38:39Speaker 4: that's why I gave you the sixty. You deserved it,
- 38:40Speaker 4: real shit, I'm sorry about that.
- 38:41Speaker 1: I'm just going never technically, technically there, you didn't deserve anything.
- 38:45Speaker 2: But but I mean, you know, because it's literally one sixty, right,
- 38:48Speaker 2: So basically, let's say have one hundred and sixty dollars
- 38:50Speaker 2: and I put in you tell me, okay, that's like
- 38:52Speaker 2: going to a black jack and be like, if you win,
- 38:54Speaker 2: you're gonna win the double.
- 38:55Speaker 1: But if you lose, you lose it all. Yeah, so
- 38:57Speaker 1: it's not like you're gonna eat and and the as
- 38:59Speaker 1: you lost.
- 39:00Speaker 2: But Jakarta was guilt tripping, which is taking down. But
- 39:04Speaker 2: Jakarda's a piece of shit because we're having so much.
- 39:06Speaker 1: Fun that Jaarda. I'm that wasn't cool. That wasn't cool.
- 39:08Speaker 4: I wasn't cool, and I'm sorry that was on me.
- 39:10Speaker 4: That's the only time I ever take advantage of people
- 39:14Speaker 4: that when you're in a room, because because one time
- 39:18Speaker 4: I went to your house. You probably don't know about this.
- 39:21Speaker 4: It's midnight. He's at your house. He's lit you guys
- 39:23Speaker 4: just came back from like some DJ ship I was
- 39:25Speaker 4: with Fidel. I go to your house for on one am.
- 39:27Speaker 4: I see, I see it. He's fucked up on your couch.
- 39:32Speaker 4: I'll put you to see my boy run that ship.
- 39:35Speaker 4: So I put he puts twenty, I take forty, I
- 39:38Speaker 4: take fifty sixty. I'm like, I'm not get one hundred
- 39:41Speaker 4: and twenty dollars and I go, well, what am I doing?
- 39:44Speaker 4: Here's twenty back. So I did take I'll tell you
- 39:48Speaker 4: you did that. I took eighty dollars from him one
- 39:50Speaker 4: day when he was drunk. I felt horrible. The next time,
- 39:53Speaker 4: I give him some money back.
- 39:54Speaker 1: I had a lot of money, but still, but what
- 39:57Speaker 1: the fuck is games game? Yeah?
- 40:00Speaker 4: The next day he was like, your motherfucker, I take
- 40:03Speaker 4: advantage of young people. Now, girls, Oh no, I don't
- 40:06Speaker 4: do that that.
- 40:07Speaker 1: I don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.
- 40:10Speaker 3: Don't I would have taken an extra twenty on the
- 40:12Speaker 3: trip because I'm still waiting for the control deposit.
- 40:16Speaker 1: Whoa, oh yeah, I can right now? Where we could
- 40:20Speaker 1: go certain and then we can just saddle it right
- 40:21Speaker 1: there up stairs. There's a there's uf upstairs for a
- 40:25Speaker 1: control that we agreed that.
- 40:26Speaker 4: Oh no, the money I owe you? Yeah here, let
- 40:29Speaker 4: me do it right now. Actually, because you want to
- 40:30Speaker 4: bring it up on the pod. Right you want to
- 40:33Speaker 4: bring it up on the pod.
- 40:35Speaker 1: I'm bomb. You want to bring it up like Jakarta's
- 40:38Speaker 1: terrible pain to Jakarta's terror pain.
- 40:41Speaker 4: Just the fuck debt?
- 40:43Speaker 1: You don't say the beat. It's not debt, it's debt.
- 40:46Speaker 4: Fucking dumb ass, what I want, dumb bitch?
- 40:48Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, terrible? You have alpa pee and then you
- 40:53Speaker 1: farn in the table like for you learn a lot
- 40:55Speaker 1: of manners. By the way. You know you're going viral
- 40:58Speaker 1: for wiping your ear. You're after the front? Is that
- 41:01Speaker 1: really a thing? We got plenty of messages saying that
- 41:05Speaker 1: they care about you and they don't want you to
- 41:07Speaker 1: get an affection. How much was damn? How do I
- 41:11Speaker 1: have this much in my bank account? Hold on, let
- 41:13Speaker 1: me see. I's just gonna say how much A with
- 41:15Speaker 1: all money I gave you? You haven't want the money before?
- 41:18Speaker 1: Let me see, I can't. How much are you? I
- 41:20Speaker 1: saw your might even something yours.
- 41:21Speaker 4: I don't.
- 41:22Speaker 1: I don't want to see yours. How much are you?
- 41:24Speaker 1: Don't be making it up right now? Come on? Oh
- 41:29Speaker 1: but I have cash I forgot. Oh the gosh gosh
- 41:31Speaker 1: I took from you guys yesterday, two days ago. It
- 41:38Speaker 1: was seventy four. So are you like thirty something looked up? Grief?
- 41:43Speaker 4: No, you gotta go to Walmart. That's right there, forty
- 41:46Speaker 4: forty forty Nah, I fuck that. You gotta kill me,
- 41:53Speaker 4: bro see here, come collect what the fucker brought that
- 42:03Speaker 4: ship up on the pot. I gotta pay on the pod.
- 42:08Speaker 4: You know, lately I've been taking the hotel keys so
- 42:10Speaker 4: someone wallet could fill up.
- 42:13Speaker 1: What do you mean? I have nothing but my idea.
- 42:19Speaker 1: I probably want show the sack. See weird. Let me
- 42:25Speaker 1: let me see talking about Can we talk about what
- 42:29Speaker 1: happened to us this weekend? What what happened on on Saturday?
- 42:36Speaker 1: What Toakardo? Where the funk do you? Where are you
- 42:39Speaker 1: when we're in these places? O god? Saturday?
- 42:43Speaker 2: In and out?
- 42:44Speaker 1: No burgers? That was insane? Okay?
- 42:47Speaker 2: So I want to say, like in the most way
- 42:49Speaker 2: word like hitting on no birth, that was that was
- 42:52Speaker 2: your That was your life, Oh Danner.
- 42:56Speaker 1: Danning three was like in and out no burger.
- 42:59Speaker 4: Oh that what kind of what he posted today? Who
- 43:01Speaker 4: was eating eggs and he put exactly like e G
- 43:04Speaker 4: G S P exactly with the egg emoji and like
- 43:08Speaker 4: a pan like this Dinner, Denni's happening to post some ship,
- 43:12Speaker 4: like I gotta think, think think. He posted the streets
- 43:18Speaker 4: on and said thank you for raising me. I thought
- 43:20Speaker 4: that was hilarious, larious or like he'll post some ship.
- 43:26Speaker 4: It's just words like like this guy and likes a
- 43:29Speaker 4: little line in the jungle, always walks on his own,
- 43:32Speaker 4: like you know, something like that.
- 43:33Speaker 1: You're like, okay, whatever by the concrete jule Hey, all right.
- 43:38Speaker 2: And when Dinner posted cordials center to me, he said
- 43:43Speaker 2: to me, we had a group chat briefly for a
- 43:45Speaker 2: little bit.
- 43:46Speaker 1: It was me and.
- 43:49Speaker 4: Then I heard us laughing one time from upstairs. He
- 43:52Speaker 4: didn't send the elevator down. He's like, walk up, bitch,
- 43:57Speaker 4: old nigga ship thirty two this year, damn, damn. Oh,
- 44:05Speaker 4: but this weekend so so weird.
- 44:08Speaker 1: It happened this evening, and it was weird in a
- 44:10Speaker 1: sense to where I was like.
- 44:11Speaker 2: Damn, I don't you know what I'm saying, Like, so
- 44:13Speaker 2: we're we're watching the Benavidas fight.
- 44:16Speaker 4: By the way, By the way, Benavida's put out a
- 44:18Speaker 4: fucking show. I didn't know Benevidas was like that real
- 44:22Speaker 4: Ship told me.
- 44:23Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, he's like that.
- 44:24Speaker 4: I thought the other food is really like that, because.
- 44:27Speaker 2: Benavida's looks like a big goofy food, Like he just
- 44:29Speaker 2: looks like he waddles, and they say, watch the fuck
- 44:32Speaker 2: y'all ass up.
- 44:33Speaker 4: I would say, I don't really hear about athletes moving
- 44:37Speaker 4: up weight classes to go whoop whoop somebody's as in
- 44:40Speaker 4: the UFC.
- 44:41Speaker 1: It happens a lot, but I don't. I didn't really, it.
- 44:44Speaker 2: Doesn't happen that off the that's like he's the first
- 44:45Speaker 2: time he did the first food in three different ways
- 44:48Speaker 2: or whatever.
- 44:49Speaker 1: Right point is, we're watching the fight.
- 44:52Speaker 2: Uh my boys, they're DJing not an event, and they
- 44:56Speaker 2: asked me to come on to that van right then
- 45:00Speaker 2: I come off for us and I was all held
- 45:01Speaker 2: up out for whatever.
- 45:02Speaker 8: You know.
- 45:04Speaker 1: I had one of the homegirls set up me going
- 45:06Speaker 1: to this event just so we could get parking and
- 45:07Speaker 1: Ship be like because it was like it was like
- 45:09Speaker 1: a chill chill us and we get their food.
- 45:15Speaker 2: And on the way there, they told the homegirls sitting up,
- 45:19Speaker 2: was like, hey, are they willing to do a search
- 45:22Speaker 2: because last time they brought a gun?
- 45:25Speaker 4: What the And I was like, what the fuck?
- 45:27Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, how do they see it? I
- 45:32Speaker 1: was like, I keys did that, bitch real good too, don't.
- 45:35Speaker 2: You If you people do that, people definitely fit some
- 45:39Speaker 2: bigs's because the shape.
- 45:41Speaker 1: Stop searching out, you fucking nasty bitch. Just saw your
- 45:45Speaker 1: camera gun and asshole real quick. I'm pretty sure. Like
- 45:50Speaker 1: I heard foods in prison, they can I fucking finish.
- 45:55Speaker 1: I was like, if you're getting a gun in the prison,
- 45:57Speaker 1: that's a different I've heard.
- 45:58Speaker 2: I heard foods keyster, big Assi, But a knife is
- 46:01Speaker 2: shaped one way.
- 46:03Speaker 1: The gun is like like shape. You know you have
- 46:06Speaker 1: the big old asshole for that one. It's a CARDI but.
- 46:11Speaker 4: Bitch, how do you keeps her a big ass knife?
- 46:19Speaker 4: So we've got somebody that's been in prison for a
- 46:20Speaker 4: long time. That's not that I don't want to ask somebody,
- 46:22Speaker 4: but oh wait, who are you calling? Bozo?
- 46:25Speaker 1: No? Are you scared of them?
- 46:27Speaker 4: I'm just gonna I'm just not gonna ask another grown
- 46:29Speaker 4: ass he's never done. But I'm not gonna ask why
- 46:34Speaker 4: are you's scared? I'm not scared. I'm just not gonna disrespectful.
- 46:36Speaker 4: It was like that as I'm not we're not saying
- 46:38Speaker 4: that he did it. No, I'm not okay, I'm not
- 46:40Speaker 4: gonna ask him that. I don't even want to ask.
- 46:42Speaker 4: Nig why do you want me to play? Why why
- 46:43Speaker 4: you get scared? I'm saying scared like I'm a bitch nigga,
- 46:46Speaker 4: Like I don't even know that, nigga, Like, so, why
- 46:47Speaker 4: are you telling me?
- 46:48Speaker 1: Like I'm not like that, not like that.
- 46:50Speaker 4: You're not gonna put that? Well, give me the fucking keys.
- 46:54Speaker 4: Super you be doing too much. Sometime we're gonna have
- 46:56Speaker 4: somebody scared. You're scared, Like, how am I scared?
- 46:58Speaker 1: So keep you're scared. You literally wanted he said, left
- 47:02Speaker 1: call somebody.
- 47:03Speaker 4: I didn't want to call somebody. I don't want to
- 47:05Speaker 4: ask him. Marcos the job right here on, AI go down?
- 47:08Speaker 4: How do you put something up your ass? I don't
- 47:11Speaker 4: need to call No food, keep him the Giza he's
- 47:14Speaker 4: been trying to.
- 47:15Speaker 1: Yeah, part is we're all doing.
- 47:21Speaker 2: We're on the way to the event, and the homegirls like, oh,
- 47:25Speaker 2: they want to they want a surchance because last time
- 47:28Speaker 2: he gets out a gun.
- 47:29Speaker 1: And I was like, by the way, like the way
- 47:31Speaker 1: I carry myself in like just in general, like I'm
- 47:34Speaker 1: not I was gonna kind of tripped out by it.
- 47:37Speaker 1: But I was like, yeah, sure, fine.
- 47:40Speaker 2: I was like I don't give a fuck, right, and
- 47:41Speaker 2: I said yeah, and she's like, they want it in text,
- 47:44Speaker 2: and I was like, what the fuck? So she said
- 47:47Speaker 2: it to me in text and then I replied, fuck
- 47:49Speaker 2: no JK, j K, yes, of course, oh bow them
- 47:53Speaker 2: hello Bozo.
- 47:56Speaker 1: Bozo.
- 47:57Speaker 2: So we're talking right here on the part of me
- 47:58Speaker 2: and Jakata and around the podcast. Also, obviously you were
- 48:02Speaker 2: in jail for a long time, right, how long did
- 48:03Speaker 2: you do with this, sir?
- 48:05Speaker 1: My last term I did ten years two months straight.
- 48:10Speaker 1: Ten years okay, four years. Yeah, I did four years
- 48:13Speaker 1: before that and then I just shoot before that year.
- 48:16Speaker 2: So technically all around, maybe like sixteen years, about eighteen
- 48:19Speaker 2: years a day off.
- 48:21Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, we're talking about I was setting them.
- 48:24Speaker 2: I mean, well, because we said a joke like like
- 48:26Speaker 2: like somebody keystrying a gun in their assh.
- 48:28Speaker 1: And I'm like that's not a possible thing. But I'm like,
- 48:30Speaker 1: in jail, fools do do that with knives? Yeah, who's
- 48:34Speaker 1: doing with knives? Who's doing with like your iPhone? Your
- 48:37Speaker 1: iPhone thirteen? They're just cell phone? Yeah, they keeps your smartphones.
- 48:43Speaker 1: I sure gote okay, okay, because then okay.
- 48:46Speaker 2: This and there's just us not But a knife seems
- 48:49Speaker 2: more realistic because it's a it's a straight shape, right,
- 48:52Speaker 2: I'm assuming the knife.
- 48:54Speaker 1: Yeah, the knife is the most common thing to like you,
- 48:58Speaker 1: but an iPhone sounds Yeah.
- 49:01Speaker 4: It's ridiculous, but foo's to do it, so.
- 49:04Speaker 2: It's common as it's not like and iphoned off because
- 49:08Speaker 2: I would get a flip from food but is crazy?
- 49:13Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, well yeah so they okay, puts it
- 49:16Speaker 1: like this. If you were just imagination wise, right, if
- 49:21Speaker 1: you were trying to keep star a smartphone, how would.
- 49:24Speaker 2: You do it?
- 49:26Speaker 1: Oh? Well what chakarla does that have?
- 49:32Speaker 4: Well?
- 49:32Speaker 1: Think about it. You gotta go you gotta go horizontal
- 49:35Speaker 1: so many long ways right and then you gotta slight
- 49:41Speaker 1: sliding corner and stretch the next corner. Ah, what the bye? Bye?
- 49:49Speaker 1: What the fuck?
- 49:53Speaker 4: This is what a podcasts came to would be killing
- 49:57Speaker 4: in a prison, said would be the him like, just
- 50:00Speaker 4: for fun, Hey, someone put iPhone on my ass. He's
- 50:04Speaker 4: already the bottom outside, so your ringtone is ringing that
- 50:10Speaker 4: I was fucking my phone. It just says bow Harold,
- 50:16Speaker 4: Harold's asshole.
- 50:19Speaker 2: But so okay, so we're gonna go to this venue
- 50:25Speaker 2: and they tell longer you lean, oh he had we
- 50:27Speaker 2: heard that he had a gun out of time. I
- 50:29Speaker 2: was tripped out by it, right, I was like, whatever, food, Like,
- 50:31Speaker 2: I'm not tripping like that, don't. I don't even carry
- 50:33Speaker 2: myself like that too. I've never even I've done business
- 50:37Speaker 2: with millions of people right.
- 50:38Speaker 1: Word to words. But I was like, yeah, it's cool.
- 50:40Speaker 1: They could search us. We get to the venue, we park,
- 50:44Speaker 1: they searched us. You didn't.
- 50:45Speaker 4: You didn't tell me that because when we were in
- 50:47Speaker 4: the car, the food searchingly at the car, I was like, hey,
- 50:50Speaker 4: he's really searching the.
- 50:53Speaker 1: He was like this, and I was like, I wonder
- 50:54Speaker 1: why he's searching me. So but you know my yeah,
- 50:59Speaker 1: that was like and check it better. He's the one
- 51:02Speaker 1: that has good Yeah, try to make a joke out
- 51:05Speaker 1: of it.
- 51:07Speaker 2: Yeah, they like so they right, Yeah, they give me
- 51:12Speaker 2: a sick spoke food they searches right, and and and
- 51:15Speaker 2: I was like, cool, that's cool. You know what I'm saying,
- 51:17Speaker 2: I'm not tripping. It's it's I'm not here for me.
- 51:19Speaker 2: I'm here to support my boys. I want to bring
- 51:20Speaker 2: me out. And we go to the venue and we
- 51:23Speaker 2: get to like towards the green room, and I run
- 51:25Speaker 2: into one of the hommies and I'm like, hey, what's
- 51:26Speaker 2: up food?
- 51:27Speaker 1: What the lady?
- 51:29Speaker 2: That's like, I guess that one of the searches is
- 51:31Speaker 2: kind of giving me that, like you know that that like, oh, somebody's.
- 51:36Speaker 1: Here that you don't want to hear.
- 51:37Speaker 2: That's kind of the bye by God food like that. Yeah,
- 51:40Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, ship, Like okay, my bad.
- 51:42Speaker 2: Let me just keep walking food boo. But like I
- 51:44Speaker 2: said something, and the hommy was kind of confused, like
- 51:46Speaker 2: because it's like a good friend of mine, where you
- 51:48Speaker 2: going for food?
- 51:49Speaker 1: Just go back.
- 51:49Speaker 2: I was gonna trying to explain to him, like you know,
- 51:51Speaker 2: it's just it's it's it's to me, it's not that serious,
- 51:53Speaker 2: like I'm not.
- 51:53Speaker 1: Here from again. I'm not here for me.
- 51:55Speaker 2: I'm here to support the hummies, you know. And and
- 51:57Speaker 2: they don't They throws its beautiful event. Getting this person
- 52:01Speaker 2: was just on a power tip. We go outside and
- 52:04Speaker 2: then they gave us like the back station and they're
- 52:05Speaker 2: like only three vs. And I'm like, it's only an
- 52:08Speaker 2: extra towe of us. We're just sitting back here. It's
- 52:09Speaker 2: not like they They kind of kicked it out the
- 52:12Speaker 2: green room or whatever. It took us to the back
- 52:14Speaker 2: of the stage, and I'm like, okay, it's cool for
- 52:15Speaker 2: I'm chilling. And they're like all young, and I was like, okay, cool.
- 52:20Speaker 2: So because because because because you remember, we had ran
- 52:23Speaker 2: into the hungers and they walked in with us. But
- 52:24Speaker 2: they want to go do their thing, you know, they
- 52:26Speaker 2: want to go do their thing. And I remember, I'm like, oh,
- 52:29Speaker 2: I really got a pee pop, you know, and we
- 52:31Speaker 2: have the backstation, so I'm assuming I can go pee
- 52:34Speaker 2: in the back, you know, and it's just for bathroom
- 52:37Speaker 2: by the way. Literally we're trying to kick it, like
- 52:40Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not and I and and I
- 52:43Speaker 2: get to thinking. I was like, oh, can I just
- 52:44Speaker 2: PERI real quick? And they're like yeah, like what They're
- 52:48Speaker 2: like what I was like? And I was like, you
- 52:50Speaker 2: got a p real quick. They're like, now you can't
- 52:52Speaker 2: be right here. And I'm like, so, what's the backstage?
- 52:54Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like that's what that security for.
- 52:59Speaker 2: Said hey, fool hey for then we call a higher
- 53:02Speaker 2: up and I was like, I was like, okay, cool,
- 53:06Speaker 2: I just gotta.
- 53:07Speaker 4: Bee the lady that was right there. It's right there
- 53:10Speaker 4: for the lady that watch me. I just get to
- 53:12Speaker 4: pee my backstationes.
- 53:15Speaker 1: I wonder if they thought I was gonna fucking go
- 53:21Speaker 1: crazy on this ship.
- 53:22Speaker 2: I wonder if they thought I was gonna go to
- 53:24Speaker 2: the bathroom. She set the gun down and then just
- 53:27Speaker 2: shoot like I was like. I was like, hey, I
- 53:29Speaker 2: just got a pe real quick. And they were like
- 53:31Speaker 2: yeah no, and I was like, so was that? But
- 53:33Speaker 2: I already got the vibe FORO that didn't want me.
- 53:35Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, if you don't want me somewhere,
- 53:37Speaker 2: just tell me.
- 53:38Speaker 4: For you know. Yeah.
- 53:39Speaker 2: And then I was like, hey, you know what, I
- 53:40Speaker 2: don't want to be here no more. And she kind
- 53:42Speaker 2: of was like all right, like she kind of kind
- 53:45Speaker 2: of like brushed us off right, and I was like,
- 53:46Speaker 2: what the fuck?
- 53:47Speaker 1: Like and again, I'm not the.
- 53:49Speaker 4: Type to take It's like she had a personal problem,
- 53:50Speaker 4: you know, And and and again we get out from
- 53:53Speaker 4: we thought we were gonna go back to.
- 53:55Speaker 2: And now somebody that has worked with some of the
- 53:58Speaker 2: biggest car they're promoted everything for I'm the leads to us.
- 54:03Speaker 1: For some people fool.
- 54:04Speaker 2: You know, I'm the most simple person ever, dog like
- 54:07Speaker 2: like I'm super low maintenance.
- 54:08Speaker 1: For I just actually use the bathroom, right, And I
- 54:10Speaker 1: was that fe.
- 54:13Speaker 2: Broke, you know, And and then and then I don't
- 54:16Speaker 2: know if they thought I was feeling like I had,
- 54:17Speaker 2: like I wanted to kick it back there, like I
- 54:19Speaker 2: don't got to kick it back there for I'm not here.
- 54:20Speaker 1: Again, not here for me. I'm here, you know, shit
- 54:25Speaker 1: ful And and that's exactly what And we left in
- 54:29Speaker 1: the security guard we actually know that fool. And he's like,
- 54:32Speaker 1: ain't fool my bad And I was like you good, pa,
- 54:35Speaker 1: But like and then and then and then we called
- 54:38Speaker 1: the Hunger that had like set it up for us,
- 54:40Speaker 1: like set up the communication.
- 54:42Speaker 2: Part of it, you know again contact and and and
- 54:46Speaker 2: keep in mind for I know the people that run
- 54:48Speaker 2: and own the ship. But I didn't hit him up
- 54:49Speaker 2: knowing that I know when it's for somebody that's on tour,
- 54:52Speaker 2: for somebody that's worked in big ass venues with big brands,
- 54:57Speaker 2: and and and and and have done ship with Like
- 55:01Speaker 2: I know what it's like for people to be hitting
- 55:02Speaker 2: you up blest minute and trying to court.
- 55:05Speaker 1: I get it.
- 55:05Speaker 8: I get it.
- 55:06Speaker 1: It could be here.
- 55:07Speaker 2: Yeah, Like so I like and and and and so
- 55:09Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, let me go through this person that
- 55:11Speaker 2: knows the person that runs the show.
- 55:13Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, like make life easier.
- 55:14Speaker 2: Like it's like I talked you about the time if
- 55:16Speaker 2: you see I'm busy and show Hey Marty, you're Andress
- 55:19Speaker 2: or Andrea like I'm doing.
- 55:21Speaker 1: I get it, fool, it makes sense, bro, you get
- 55:24Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
- 55:25Speaker 2: So I try to go the easiest possible way, and
- 55:28Speaker 2: and and me respecting that, and I'm respecting.
- 55:31Speaker 1: And food and I'm respecting it.
- 55:33Speaker 2: And then to feel like I was being like like
- 55:35Speaker 2: a bug when when I all I asked, was he
- 55:37Speaker 2: use the bathroom now? Like I was in there asking
- 55:39Speaker 2: for a bottle.
- 55:40Speaker 1: Or for he's about he's asking for green room green room?
- 55:44Speaker 1: What is it access? Keep green room access? He needs
- 55:46Speaker 1: green room access? Like what the gotta be?
- 55:50Speaker 2: And then when we laughed, I guess the person, uh
- 55:52Speaker 2: the person we we uh, the Humber that we communicated through.
- 55:55Speaker 2: When talk to that person, they were like he was
- 55:57Speaker 2: asking from green room service, L.
- 55:59Speaker 1: And yeah, that's me. Came with gang bangers. Hey, look
- 56:04Speaker 1: I know, I know I look crazy, but I'm not
- 56:08Speaker 1: the other I was this terrorist. I'm like gang bang
- 56:12Speaker 1: I was. I was like full gang bangers and then
- 56:20Speaker 1: and then I was like, I wonder who looks like
- 56:22Speaker 1: a gang banger?
- 56:23Speaker 4: Right?
- 56:23Speaker 8: I was.
- 56:23Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, thenner doesn't look like a gang banger.
- 56:29Speaker 2: And that is such a pussy. I know who it
- 56:32Speaker 2: is a dread.
- 56:35Speaker 1: But I was, yes, is that what you're talking about?
- 56:39Speaker 1: How I do have a present for you have a
- 56:41Speaker 1: president for me? So I don't know. I just it
- 56:45Speaker 1: kind of I like, hold up and before you give
- 56:47Speaker 1: me the present. It kind of fucked me in a way.
- 56:48Speaker 1: To her, I'm like, damn, I wonder she's are just
- 56:51Speaker 1: telling fools that like you like, yeah, I was talking
- 56:54Speaker 1: fool because I don't know. Like I've worked with Food.
- 56:58Speaker 1: I worked with I worked with him Nike Bro Netflix.
- 57:02Speaker 2: Remember when we did the Dope Best Show of Netflix
- 57:04Speaker 2: in Vega and I interviewed like the Food from the
- 57:06Speaker 2: Last Air, but the movie that you really hat.
- 57:08Speaker 1: That's nothing. That's a live, actual show.
- 57:10Speaker 4: The one that I hate was that he was released
- 57:13Speaker 4: in two thousand and eight, like Shaman about interview.
- 57:17Speaker 1: Damn I've worked with with.
- 57:20Speaker 2: Like the Boxing Ship for I've done my own shows
- 57:27Speaker 2: with Golden Boys, like Nation and I'm.
- 57:32Speaker 1: Damn near hit every comedy club in the country. There's something.
- 57:35Speaker 1: There's some of these cools that I'm missing, but I'm doing.
- 57:38Speaker 1: I'm doing. I'm just I was confused. I was I
- 57:41Speaker 1: was literally appalled, That's what it was. I was a
- 57:44Speaker 1: powerful by the fact that you know, like like I'm.
- 57:49Speaker 4: That sober.
- 57:51Speaker 8: No, no sober, even I don't have no bad drugs
- 57:59Speaker 8: the part of the stupid inside man. That's your job.
- 58:03Speaker 1: Yeah, actually good last time that it was crazy, Yeah,
- 58:08Speaker 1: that's it was. I was it trimmed. I ain't gonna lie,
- 58:10Speaker 1: and I did. I did like that. We had three
- 58:13Speaker 1: wristbands and you picked me to stay with.
- 58:16Speaker 2: You so well because I know where You're getting to
- 58:19Speaker 2: fo and and and and and the homies say it
- 58:22Speaker 2: bez your network is your network, saying case there would
- 58:24Speaker 2: have been somebody you would have made.
- 58:26Speaker 1: What the fuck is drunk ass? Bet're gonna tell him?
- 58:29Speaker 1: I just want I just stop doing I'm sorry, we
- 58:34Speaker 1: gotta talk about that. Yeah, that's it, that's it was,
- 58:37Speaker 1: that's the trip. I'm god, I'm got you. You know
- 58:39Speaker 1: you you coordinated yourself correctly, you know. And even though
- 58:41Speaker 1: I didn't want.
- 58:42Speaker 2: To say like the like the ship, because I don't
- 58:44Speaker 2: it reflects one one person doesn't reflect the beautyf and
- 58:48Speaker 2: because one apples bad, don't mean the tree. Yeah, like
- 58:50Speaker 2: the dive in and diving its beautiful as highest food
- 58:53Speaker 2: there's I haven't seen nothing like that in a while
- 58:55Speaker 2: where they're doing that at the highest So but it
- 58:58Speaker 2: was kind of trip.
- 58:58Speaker 1: I was like, man, what the funk food like that?
- 59:00Speaker 1: But it happened for like, and what made up is
- 59:04Speaker 1: the person that we went through was like, did you
- 59:06Speaker 1: guys for agree room Maxes as to fucking p P
- 59:12Speaker 1: what happens? I'm still the best of us. So so
- 59:17Speaker 1: how all you brought me a gift? Oh? Uh yeah,
- 59:23Speaker 1: I just don't think the right now is the right time.
- 59:26Speaker 1: It'll just be weird, I mean, isn't It's just a
- 59:31Speaker 1: racist ship? Love that?
- 59:37Speaker 4: Uh yeah look that yeah, I just yeah you brought that. Yeah,
- 59:42Speaker 4: So the next time we have bitches over. We can
- 59:43Speaker 4: all buy.
- 59:45Speaker 1: By the way, why don't we invite bitches more here,
- 59:48Speaker 1: just because it's our work space and a little bit
- 59:55Speaker 1: like one be from me, one be you. This can't walk?
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: She can stop doing that next to the mike. She
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: got the bootist, you know. But do you want to
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: play real quick? Yeah? Sure you. I don't know how
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: you know.
- 1:00:11Speaker 4: It's like bingo, oh you gotta steal everything. Our jobs
- 1:00:15Speaker 4: are games. Where'd you buy this at all?
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: Right? I want you to do the calling out of
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: the of the Okay, do you want that one? Do
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: we need beans or some ship? You got to right here?
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: You need a moore? Are you ready? Yeah? Are you
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: called that out right? How do I know the names
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: on the day?
- 1:00:40Speaker 4: How do I know what's one?
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah, don't just go down? Yeah, go down here.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: Let's just do one roll on one roll?
- 1:00:47Speaker 4: Okay, L diablo, l diablo, el brill, el bandolon.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: Are you going to do it? Let me see lon.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: I was gonna say this is void void a good time. Wow,
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: you didn't say this? Yeah, wait what is this supposed
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: to be?
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: The black man?
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:01:28Speaker 4: This is this is actually a nice way of putting it,
- 1:01:30Speaker 4: real ship, because have you seen old pictures of how
- 1:01:33Speaker 4: black people depict white people to be the black people depicted, picted, depicted. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: what the fuck are you?
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: Shut up?
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: Bitch, La la Rossa, l Hotel, el pino, Eldo, cala vera, calavera.
- 1:01:52Speaker 4: Do you want to go no, L pascago, la dama,
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: the woman, the bad bitch like your dama, like like man, ma'am. Yeah,
- 1:02:03Speaker 4: the patty, that's okay, the woman. Yeah, el catrine, what
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: is that? I don't know what katrine is? Like, shut up,
- 1:02:11Speaker 4: look it up. But we have you know, we don't
- 1:02:13Speaker 4: have to see. We don't have to guess el katrine.
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: So he leaned the matter.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: Pure.
- 1:02:25Speaker 4: Oh oh, usage okay, the gentleman, well dress, gentlemen. Laws,
- 1:02:35Speaker 4: no parawas. You gotta see the garawas. Yeah, L Valiente,
- 1:02:43Speaker 4: another brave man, the brave man. It looks like a
- 1:02:45Speaker 4: criminal to me. Val a knife and the hat is
- 1:02:50Speaker 4: on the floor. Why because you probably, oh, someone probably
- 1:02:52Speaker 4: just tipped his hat over and they're like, you're pussing.
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: He goes, who's pussing now? Home?
- 1:02:58Speaker 4: El dorito, Dorito, El gordo, el pajaro. Oh the bird,
- 1:03:07Speaker 4: La mano so This is the part I'm confused about.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: Lie is for women, right, yeah, so.
- 1:03:12Speaker 4: Why is I think it's uni sixth to mano la
- 1:03:15Speaker 4: mano say el manolas and diaa el tambor Mundo ray
- 1:03:22Speaker 4: Mundo King of the world, right, el melon, I'm pretty sure.
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I want already.
- 1:03:28Speaker 4: Oh I just won Okay, go ahead, We're gonna go
- 1:03:31Speaker 4: through you, okaysa.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: Cora soon and then and then then the.
- 1:03:40Speaker 4: Last three yea l casso, la campana, la palma, el canto.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: You guys are gonna see that we drop the Mexico blog.
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: Guys, la palma, I k like arena, I go ahead,
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: El Fernando, dear, Yeah.
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: Have you heard a song? I heard the song bana
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: now l n now and then then then then the corridos.
- 1:04:04Speaker 4: This is just like a table that type ship. You
- 1:04:08Speaker 4: guys go two ways, you guys go corridos or a
- 1:04:10Speaker 4: table or like Joe Summer lettera tes yeah, like.
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: You gonna.
- 1:04:30Speaker 4: Lapa, Oh yeah, Lapa better better pair, not like perra.
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: Yeah, lavandera elcotro.
- 1:04:39Speaker 4: What is that?
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: That tymp of bird, that type of bird? Bitch on
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: your birds? What's your type of bird?
- 1:04:46Speaker 4: Cocaine el music Lacron, la cron, come on happy related
- 1:05:04Speaker 4: to the homegirl Stephanie Larana like Corona and then yeah
- 1:05:21Speaker 4: this is a.
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: Yeah, this is chlopah food and that you fat bitch,
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: I think, no, no, I know, I know it is,
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: but it's it's the boat. I think Sloopa are probably
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: named after this, the way he shaped us like that,
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: got on got on tea. You see, don't clement into
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: your uncle, don't You're missed one. Okay, it's good, it's good.
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: So how many people can you.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: Play with this? It doesn't matter.
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: All the cards the further thing to get out of them. Yeah,
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: but you put money and then the winds to get
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: the pot for You were there when we were playing there.
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: Remember when we came to the film and we left.
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: We brought out of this food that day.
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: You can't remember when I walked in with the pack
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: and everyone's like, oh this bass, you got a bag?
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: You didn't like that? So I beat women? What's the
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: deal with your boy? Dudo?
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- 1:07:04Speaker 2: Jacarta just want to go shut all the hummers. He hated,
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: Hey feeling brother good? Actually why uh?
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: It's kind of fresh sauce.
- 1:07:14Speaker 4: Spicy food, bro spicy food. That's the only thing I
- 1:07:16Speaker 4: hate about eating spicy food. But when I eat okay,
- 1:07:19Speaker 4: when we're eating the Hawaii food in the lobby of
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: the hotel by the way, by the way, fires fuck
- 1:07:22Speaker 4: too much. Good good price. That for Tony Hawks is
- 1:07:25Speaker 4: great that's that could be two people. But the fact
- 1:07:28Speaker 4: that I didn't have like saracha or any spicy sauce
- 1:07:30Speaker 4: on it.
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: Could bear. They didn't offer it. There the lady was
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: up being a bitch. Yeah, fucking bitch. Yeah.
- 1:07:37Speaker 4: I hate when people like, bro, if you don't like
- 1:07:39Speaker 4: your job, just don't be doing your job. Starting podcasts
- 1:07:41Speaker 4: usually works out. But nah, yeah, because I asked her,
- 1:07:47Speaker 4: I was like, oh, do you guys have any spicy sauces?
- 1:07:49Speaker 4: Two dollars? All right, whatever, I give you two dollars.
- 1:07:52Speaker 4: She gives me spicy mayo, which is not spicy at all,
- 1:07:55Speaker 4: which is the weird thing.
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: With Horian barbecue Hawaiian barbecue, I mean one Hawaiian barbecue.
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: What the fuck do you think.
- 1:08:05Speaker 4: People never mind what we're gonna say, bitch, I was
- 1:08:08Speaker 4: gonna say, do you think people are gonna get mad
- 1:08:10Speaker 4: with You're racist to North Korean people, but like not
- 1:08:15Speaker 4: South Korean people. But since people think North Korea is
- 1:08:18Speaker 4: so bad, it'd be okay, Like if you make all
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: those jokes, you know.
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: What I'm saying or not? What jokes am I doing
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: right now?
- 1:08:23Speaker 4: Not you? Not you specific in general, I think, like,
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: but then you do not to North Korea. I think
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: people are gonna I guess it's okay what you're saying.
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: No, I just think racism in general is north to south,
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: hilarious west and all that, like that's just a part
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: of the place. But they're all Koreans still facts facts
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: the North Korea are still Koreans.
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: They are their own, yeah, but it's still one.
- 1:08:49Speaker 4: One country, same type eyes all right, idiot. I am
- 1:08:55Speaker 4: incredible food. I think Korean food is the number one.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: Said about what you said about Thai food being the
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: meat fool your mom food.
- 1:09:03Speaker 4: Never you never said that about Vietnamese food. If we
- 1:09:06Speaker 4: go to do that right now and we don't do
- 1:09:09Speaker 4: food is probably one of the best cuisines. I just
- 1:09:12Speaker 4: want to make people feel good.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: You're so easily con I could put my dick in
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: your mouth. It'll be like, oh my god, this is
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: the best thing in the word.
- 1:09:18Speaker 4: Else p you all right, Well, actually this is going
- 1:09:21Speaker 4: to show us his cousin singing right now, So go ahead,
- 1:09:24Speaker 4: is it really your cousin singing? It looks like him,
- 1:09:27Speaker 4: this it does, and he stopped posting that looks exactly
- 1:09:31Speaker 4: like you. Let's just scares the ship out of me.
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: What was he saying? Hey, he was shout out on
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: the desk. She said, you're the best camera man. Every
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: want you to taking pigs with me? Autism? What amlet
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: went out to them?
- 1:10:13Speaker 4: He's for sure champion, there's no way right, for sure? Yeah, chopping,
- 1:10:17Speaker 4: chomping roll call right, but no at no disrespect to
- 1:10:24Speaker 4: this man at all. But I just don't Is he blind?
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: Oh? Because they don't know where to look. Yeah, I know,
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: because I really don't know. His voice is incredible. I
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: like it that you don't like this singing. No, his
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: voice is terrible, but you're stupid. It's not good. He's
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: trying to I like it.
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: You never getting the bone. People crazy, like, if he's blind,
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: how do you do you learn the lyrics hearing repetitions
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: you didn't know real life? Question right there? No, he's blind,
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: how can you hear?
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: That's not gonna even if what the even't even hear something?
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: You still want to read the lyrics to get the
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: exact thing.
- 1:11:04Speaker 4: No, you don't even watch Yellow sum with subtitles that
- 1:11:07Speaker 4: she pisses me off. Start watching it with subtitles restarted
- 1:11:10Speaker 4: one time. You guys, really don't fuck with this. I'm
- 1:11:13Speaker 4: gonna make this on my ringtone get us No man.
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: Was blind the summoning.
- 1:11:30Speaker 4: Sa ya ya.
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: It's either he's blind or he has like crazy as
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: he's blinder, he's blinders being held hostage. Get the funk
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: off your phone, pops. Damn blind people looking Let in
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: our conversation.
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: Like if we're blind and we have our glasses off
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: with the shades, I'd actually rather do another bucket.
- 1:11:58Speaker 4: Continue, take legs, pretend close your eyes. I don't need
- 1:12:01Speaker 4: to take anything.
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, we gotta do it like if
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: they have their eyes open, No, I can't do that.
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: That's crazy for the conversation. Like if we're two black
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: people much this all right? Where are you hello? Ja? Yeah? Dude,
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: today I was playing video games. Yeah, oh I got
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: my dicks. Like today I think I might have been
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: my dog though, whoa running back? Can I come over
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: pill your dog too? Yeah? For sure, dude, find your
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: way there? Do you want to play my game game?
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: It's a curse. Still have a hole where I buy
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: your house? I think?
- 1:13:01Speaker 4: So?
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: Okay, I to get there. Honestly, we've seen.
- 1:13:08Speaker 4: Sacramento. We've seen two two blind foods link up at
- 1:13:11Speaker 4: the Applebee's remember that food was rude as fuck.
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: He was rude. The first food we got drunk as fuck.
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: We think two foods link good? Yeah, the drunk food
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: blind he was, he was intoxicated. You're going to hell, bitch?
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: You got a beard and margarita? How am I going
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: to hell? Definite? Screaming at the waitresses and ship. Can
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: can we do this? Actually?
- 1:13:36Speaker 4: I wanted to run through a scenario. So one of
- 1:13:39Speaker 4: us is going to be a hostage negotiator. Okay, not
- 1:13:42Speaker 4: a hostage negotiator.
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: Who are the foods? Like I want to come in suicide? Like,
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: hey man, don't kill yourself. Man, that's not a hostage no? No,
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: isn't there a term for those foods?
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: Heroes like the Reskue food, Like the mental health fools.
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: I guess you would have say, I get mental health foods.
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: I guess you would say, like the therapist fools.
- 1:14:06Speaker 4: Okay, whatever the therapist was. And one of them is
- 1:14:08Speaker 4: a guy that wants to kill himself again but his
- 1:14:09Speaker 4: life is really fucking bad.
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: I'm the killer. I'm the guy that wants to kill
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: myself hears yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, hey man, hey man,
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: don't jump? What's going on? Oh? Fuck. He's kind of Welcomely.
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: I'm saying to myself, I'm like, this is okay, ugly,
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: all right, I gotta say action. Hey man, whatever you do,
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: don't jump, but you don't have to look a bit
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: like I was really locked in. Oh, Bro, don't do it. Bro,
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: don't do it. He is kind of too real. You're
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: gonna have to talk.
- 1:14:54Speaker 4: The fact he reached that far into your mouth is inside.
- 1:14:57Speaker 4: But yo, man, don't don't kill yourself.
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: What's going on? Man talks to me. Talk to me,
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: but you joke, you know, sound like sad. Talk to me,
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: Talk to you. Just talk to me from here here,
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: I'm here. Talk to me. My kids don't listen. Lost
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: my job. My wife should have it in a fair winner. Bob,
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: mother fucker. I went up through myself.
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: I'm talking.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: I'm amen. Amen. Have you ever tried beating your children? Huh?
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: They should listen when you action? The women? Women come women.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: I've only ever dressed them. Huh. He said you was railey.
- 1:15:40Speaker 4: Jump off, bro, carry yourself, bitch. What do you think
- 1:15:45Speaker 4: you would do in order to help a guy save himself?
- 1:15:48Speaker 4: I'll buy you a prostitute.
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: Hey, we can go to Hong Kong. Come on, buddy, how.
- 1:15:52Speaker 4: Come to go to Hong Kong?
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: Dog?
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: How come on? Come on all right? Not like pretend
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: you're the you're the guy that wants to kill himself.
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: I am, I'm I'm not negotiating. Heymen, dude, I'm right here.
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: Hey man, god there.
- 1:16:11Speaker 4: I don't know, man, My my life's been. It's just
- 1:16:15Speaker 4: been all over the place. My uh, my children died,
- 1:16:19Speaker 4: my wife died. Before she died, she cheated on me.
- 1:16:22Speaker 4: I found out I was adopted. People found out I
- 1:16:26Speaker 4: wiped through the front. Life's been crazy. My click got
- 1:16:29Speaker 4: fucking destroyed. Never mind, buddy, do it because at this
- 1:16:34Speaker 4: point there's just like, oh man, hey, come on, fuck it.
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: Or you moved to like an island in Thailand, and
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: then you know, just lady boys, oh.
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: That when you put it like that to card, it
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: doesn't sound too fucking like, come on, worst comes to
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: worst thinking about it, if something supervac comes over here, huh,
- 1:16:58Speaker 2: something super bad happens, I could part smooth Indonesia.
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: I know you're telling me that all the time. You're
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: like ready to go. Huh packed up, brobot play look
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: at it over there.
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: That's and then can we do a trivia in this episode.
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: Oh we got the one link, ladies, can your man
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: do this all? You gotta fucking under that.
- 1:17:31Speaker 4: The whole.
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: Heard the thing? What does she do? Yes, I'm not there, obviously.
- 1:17:44Speaker 4: You gotta put it from the beginning, you could, you
- 1:17:46Speaker 4: can just put it from the beginning down there, and
- 1:17:47Speaker 4: then he picks up the tap.
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: Go down. Yeah, there's like a little red red. Yes, oh.
- 1:17:59Speaker 4: He's not he's in the you know he was the
- 1:18:02Speaker 4: mouse better. That's I think they got them from a
- 1:18:05Speaker 4: smoke shop. That's that's the cover for the rolling trades. Already,
- 1:18:10Speaker 4: go say, my man goes out, he sees all my
- 1:18:13Speaker 4: friends out.
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: I'm not there, obviously.
- 1:18:16Speaker 8: He stops, he speaks to them, he says what's up,
- 1:18:19Speaker 8: and then he picks.
- 1:18:20Speaker 2: Up the tap and pays their whole like food, dinner, everything,
- 1:18:24Speaker 2: and then he leaves.
- 1:18:26Speaker 4: Is that respectful or is that disrespectful?
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: It's definitely not disrespectful. Okay, I know your friends, right,
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: So he's there, like, is he all? Ain't? What's up?
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: Y'all?
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: Y'all good over there, y'all cool?
- 1:18:40Speaker 4: Okay, all of you know it's all good because I
- 1:18:44Speaker 4: know they're gonna go back and tell you, so I know.
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: You're gonna find out. Even if I don't tell you,
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: you're gonna find out. So I ain't disrespectful like I'm
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: trying to hide something. This is your home. Girls, go
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: ahead and have fun. It's good to see gulls.
- 1:19:00Speaker 4: The whole video is because I'm gonna get my opinion
- 1:19:03Speaker 4: anyone who thinks because.
- 1:19:06Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no positive fucking video. You can't
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: even bother a fucking video.
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: Oh my god, I fucking idiot, polsive video. Try try.
- 1:19:19Speaker 4: Oh god, this is, by the way, Paul Pierce. She's
- 1:19:23Speaker 4: talking to Paul Pierce. And be a champion millionaire you
- 1:19:26Speaker 4: have to have I want millionaire. Let's just put that
- 1:19:29Speaker 4: right there. Yeah, okay, multimillionaire.
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: That's like card. How would you feel if we listen,
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: if you're in the house and your bitch goes like, hey,
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: I saw your boys in the club, so I sucked
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: all their digs. I don't think. I don't think this
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: is remotely the same thing. That's not equivalently.
- 1:19:46Speaker 4: Huh, that's Cleveland's equivalent.
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: It's definitely it's not. It's not equivalent. You said, queen
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: a little funny. He's being a know It's why the
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: fun would I pay for all my bits?
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: If I ran into my bitch the homegirls at the club,
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: Why am I paying for their fucking table?
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: That's crazy for me. For me, that wouldn't even run
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: through my mind. What's up? I might not even say
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: what's up? You know? I probably give them a head nods,
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: you know, like what's something on the boy? You know
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
- 1:20:15Speaker 4: Like to think, like, that's even if they were like
- 1:20:17Speaker 4: Mama pulled a deals or collar baros whatever.
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: Like if I'm walking by and I'll be like, I'll
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: be like, let's take a shot together. Cool, that's yeah,
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: like bo you I know one home girl, I know
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: all the whole friend group.
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: Whole friend I'll buy a shot, bout the shots one
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: a short red.
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: Oh hey, let's say that with their with their other homie.
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: You're not gonna buy You're not gonna pay for our time.
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: See when they say that, you bitch, bitch, bitch, are
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: you gonna suck this? Children?
- 1:20:41Speaker 4: Don't pay for your food if you suck my dick?
- 1:20:44Speaker 4: Fair trade, Yeah, that's what people go on dates for
- 1:20:47Speaker 4: to fuck the girl. They'll pay for food, pay for you,
- 1:20:52Speaker 4: pay for it today, and my favorite saying, hell are
- 1:20:54Speaker 4: you paying today? I'm definitely not fucking paying today. Fuck no,
- 1:20:58Speaker 4: I can't just how you're back.
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: You literally said, wow my bank account? Yeah, well like
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: not not good? Why like wow?
- 1:21:03Speaker 4: This is my baker, Like like, fuck, I'm on double
- 1:21:07Speaker 4: digits right now, baby, nice. No double digits, not triple
- 1:21:11Speaker 4: knock double is too, Papa. I have anywhere between so
- 1:21:15Speaker 4: the left or to the right. I have anywhere between
- 1:21:17Speaker 4: ten dollars to ninety nine You know.
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: Wow, why just paid you? It's in the savings what
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: I'm saying you, CARDI started off so many in your
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: bank cup. What do you doing ninety nine dollars?
- 1:21:30Speaker 4: Fucker little midget, I'll fucking midget, little person. Sorry, that's
- 1:21:37Speaker 4: like their n word, all right. I think that was
- 1:21:41Speaker 4: a good way to end it. Fucking midgeter, midget, fucking mirerred.
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: That's fucked up. We love little people over here. That's
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: what I call my dick, a little person alright of here.
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: We love you guys.
- 1:21:59Speaker 4: Do you want to what's doing in the beginning? What
- 1:22:03Speaker 4: I mean, what are you talking about?
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: Yeah? For the noble Yeah, cause I just forgot we
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: have to do it. Should I feel like, I feel
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: like I feel like we should just do it with
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: the photo shoot.
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: No DICKND right now for the pod ready, but I
- 1:22:17Speaker 2: was gonna wait in the pod ready on the Minday
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