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ONE NIGHT STANDS.. IT'S A HIT OR MISS · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv.
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Hi guys. This lady on the TV is just
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acting up. She's like got that whip, but
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she's like spanking herself with it.
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I'm like what the fuck? It's quite funny 'cause you
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know, on Bar Rescue there's been a couple of episodes where
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they've, these bar owners have, they're in vanilla world, you
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know, but they've tried to incorporate BDSM.
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Jon Taffer does not have that shit.
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Like people are offended by doing this shit.
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They had BDSM. Oh yeah.
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Really. Oh yeah.
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Because you're in a vanilla lifestyle and you come to a
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vanilla bar and people are doing a scene.
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It's not like they're advertising that it's a fucking
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BDSM club. So it just seems like a just a
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sex thing. Yeah, and makes people feel
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uncomfortable. Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo.
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So Speaking of making people feel uncomfortable, we've done
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one night stands, we've had them.
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Has there been? Haven't lived if you.
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Haven't. Has there been some or one?
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Maybe they've just felt you. Like what the fuck did I think
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about that? Oh, yeah, several actually, but
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one that just keeps popping into my head.
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We met on a dating app and we went out on a few dates, but his
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wife had recently died. Like it was been a year, but he
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was really caught up in it and he just, I was thinking, you
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know, let's be a perfect for like a one night stand or just a
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sex buddy. It would have been nice, you
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know? So I take him back to my house.
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And I did not realize, because he's wearing so much clothes,
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that he had a really odd body with a lot of, like, folds.
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So I had to like, yeah, to like go under to see it.
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And ever since that night, and I did as a pity fuck, it really
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was because I was kind of grossed out.
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Been there, done that. OK, this was a pity fuck.
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And then literally, and he'll probably still message me every
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now and then. I can't believe you did that to
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me. And I thought you liked me and
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all this stuff. I'm like, I met you like twice.
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I was just going to have sex with you.
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Like, why would you think that I want anything more with you if
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you're talk about your dead wife constantly, You know now that we
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can't talk about your wife. But that's literally the only
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thing he wanted to talk about. He's still caught up in it.
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So I was like, well, you know what?
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You need help. I need to get laid, let's do it.
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But he got 2 like into it. So despite the folds obviously
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had lost a lot of weight being depressed probably lost a lot of
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weight quick. So he had, I think he.
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Just had weight and I just didn't notice it.
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Gotcha. He didn't have.
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Flat page like there was no weight, he just had weight and I
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didn't notice it. Gotcha because.
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I'm like, I like a bigger guy, you know, like a burly man.
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Yeah, I like that. Yeah, but it's not like that.
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Yeah, so was it the sex, even gut?
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Oh, sucked. Oh, it's too bad.
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I made it. I just turned around and didn't
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let it let him do his thing. Wow and.
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He thought he was like grade AI was just moaning too good I
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guess. So he thought he was like the
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best of the best. He's like, Oh my God, I did so
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well and I was like, dude, I barely felt you.
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I was just this is an ego boost only for you.
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Oh Lord. Yeah, and he rode his motorcycle
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over too. And my mom lives not far, like
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in front of me, you know? So she heard that big ass
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motorcycle at freaking 10:00 at night, Come to my house, leave
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like 30-45 minutes later. Literally only had sex with him
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once. Wow.
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Yeah, and he got obsessed. I don't like that.
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Wow. Yeah, I have to ask you a
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question. So we wouldn't reveal this
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information of who he may be, but I'll have to ask you after
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the podcast. OK.
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Yeah. So question on this note, is
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that your worst experience? The fact that he contacts you
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and says I can't believe you ghosted me?
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You know, I've had a lot of experiences, but like, I have
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one. There's no judgment.
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It's judgment. I'm.
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Not scared, I'm not sure but I had this one guy that I hung out
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with two days. Whole stream freaking.
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He was the best. We played car games.
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I was actually trying to like him.
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I was like, wow, we would. He's got like this huge acreage
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we're talking about doing like farming.
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And I was like, Oh my God, I could live on this land.
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We were just kind of like. Yeah.
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Two days of just talking and I wouldn't have sex with him
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because I liked him. Yeah.
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Then I finally had sex with him. He had a really small Dick, but
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I was like, I could work with it.
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You know, it's not bad. And then the next day, I really
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don't remember what happened, but he had like a pop off.
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Like he would got angry, like to the point where he was like
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threatening to throw because I left my kayak at his house,
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threatening to throw the kayak and on the side of the road that
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he'd find my shit on the side of the road.
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And I'm just like, who are you? I don't talk like this.
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Why are you talking like to me like this?
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Like, why is this your, your thought process to do like, you
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know what I mean? Like, I don't, I don't remember
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why he got angry. I could probably ask my friend,
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my best friend, 'cause he was there for that whole thing.
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He would help me go get my kayak 'cause I was scared.
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To go over there, you got to tell me that's crazy.
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Yeah. That one, that one kind of,
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yeah, that one scared me. That one, I stopped going online
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after that 'cause I was like, I was scared so I would I wouldn't
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do it the same way I worked a little different, but if you
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think about it, when I met my current boyfriend, I met him in
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the middle of the on his lake. I shouldn't have done that, but
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at least it worked out. Wow, you didn't go and meet him
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at a public place, you went to his property.
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Where did we meet first? No, I think I literally he took
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me out to the property. Oh, OK.
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It was like in the middle of the night.
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Jesus. Christmas.
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I know. And I told him I was like, I
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make bad decisions and here's one of them.
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I could have died. You gotta die is.
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Right. I only hung out them for like 3
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times and I stopped talking to him because I found or.
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No, I hung out three times but talked to him for a while.
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Yeah, but once I found out he was still on dating amps when we
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had just got done talking about we were going to start working
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towards each other, I quit. Talking to him, yeah.
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I'm surprised it worked out the way that it did.
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That crazy because it could have definitely never seen him again,
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Never had this life or nothing. Wow.
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He wasn't a one night stand though.
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Yeah, that's. True, that's true.
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I was. Actually kind of scared though,
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because he talked about how much people he was with.
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So I was like, you're scaring me.
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But he was, he was nice because he kept staying open.
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Like he was just telling me all this shit.
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I was like, oh, maybe one day I can tell you my shit.
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That's why I liked him. I was like, I want to tell you
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my shit too. That's funny.
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Do you have a bad story? Oh, God, I always have bad
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stories. Of course.
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Yeah. You know, that's the thing when
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you've you've had multiple partners over the years, there's
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always been like those. Are the one night ones or the
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ones that are quick? Yeah.
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So Speaking of that, so I had this one guy and he was very
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sweet. He joined the military.
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He lost all this weight very, very quickly to join the
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military. So he had an apron, stomach
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skin. So it was a big flap, right?
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And even like around his pubic area, all that skin just kind of
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hung and he didn't really even have a big Dick.
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That was really hard. Yeah, it was sad.
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Yeah. So I thought to him, I thought
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to myself, I'm like, you know, I'm going to give him a break.
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He seems very nice. It was, again, it was a pity
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fuck. So I was like, OK, I wonder how
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many people he slept with, You know?
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Well, he told me he slept with a few people and I'm thinking
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there's no way. Like he doesn't know how to do
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oral sex. He's really a shitty kisser, and
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if a guy is a shitty kisser, 9 times out of 10 they're going to
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suck in bed. Yeah, absolutely.
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Right. So I went and I just gotten
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this, this new bedding, you know, you know, women, you know,
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when we don't have pets and all that good stuff, we can have a
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nice comforter with matching curtains and everything else.
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So I had this really nice set at the time it was like $600.00 and
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I think I got it for 150. What does Bitch do?
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Oh my God, Well this comforter, I couldn't put it in my wash
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because it's too thick, so I had to go take it to the dry
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cleaners, OK. And it got to the point where I
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was like, fuck it, I'm only going to put it out for
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decoration, you know, and I'm going to just put a sheet over
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it. And so he comes over and the
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first time I sleep with him, I get to where I'm like, I'm like
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sucking a stick a little bit. And it, that was nothing as a
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challenge. I mean, it was nothing.
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I was like, lick, lick, Deep Throat, done.
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Deep Throat. Yeah.
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Take care. Barely made it to the UV little.
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Yeah, exactly. Needless to say, I rode a stick
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for a second and I was like, this guy, he can't hang, he's
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getting ready to explode. And within 30 seconds, I mean it
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happened so quick. I was like what the fuck just
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happening that. Sounds like a virgin.
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It was terrible. Yeah, he was total virgin.
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I think he was a virgin. I think I took.
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A sharing. Lied, I think he lied big time
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because that poor boy exploded like a little bomb went off boom
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and I was like, oh he sucks so bad and so he's like, oh I'm I'm
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really sorry, I'm really sorry. Can I do something for you?
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I was like, no, because it's kind of like he's going to suck
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at the rest. So it's like I'm not even going
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to try to teach him how to do anything else because oral sex
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skills were horrendous. It was so bad.
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I was like, Oh my God, I'm not supposed to feel teeth, please
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stop. So that was that.
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So I let him come back a second time.
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This time he barely got undressed.
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He looked at me in my lingerie because I would go all out, you
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know, I wasn't half assed in anything.
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I look good. And you know what he did?
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He come in his pants. He know he was.
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He was fully undressed. His pants were down his ankles.
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At this point I thought he could maintain.
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He grabbed my comforter, wrapped it around his Dick real quick as
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he was ejaculating, but he didn't even touch his Dick.
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Oh, that's cool. And he was.
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I mean, sucks that it was on your comfort, but yeah, you
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could make a guy come just by looking at.
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You apparently here. What type of bad reason is that?
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Sounds like an ego boost. It kind of was.
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I would, I would literally have sex with just the the thought of
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that, like, wow, you could do that.
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I could do that. One day you'll accomplish that
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in the dungeon, I guarantee you. I've done it several.
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Times you. You just started.
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You'll do it, I promise. OK.
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I promise it'll happen. Well, I'll lose some weight.
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It'll be good. What weight do you?
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Even have my mashed potatoes. Oh my God, you have a little
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tiny tummy. That's it.
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God, stop. Sometimes it pokes out,
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especially when I'm wearing like the the whole get up.
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You'll be fine and. Everything's real tight, like a
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little piece of my Mashed potato be hanging out.
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I'm like, oh God, suck it in. Look, when you when you can put
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everything in a pair of panties, you're.
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Good. You see how big my panties are?
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I got some granny panties. I don't even know how I got this
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job. You're not right.
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Oh my Yeah, you could only explain.
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Yourself. Calling you back.
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Oh, my God. Yeah, of course.
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Yeah. You know you never.
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Had that experience for yeah. Are you wearing black or red?
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Black. Yeah, I 9 times out of 10 I wore
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black. I like black too.
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Yeah, makes me feel like smoky and sexy.
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Yeah. Like mystery.
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I have this one red satin nightgown though, and it's kind
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of like a leisure little nightgown, but it has the black,
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you know, lace up top and it's sleeveless.
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So when I get into that, you and me, you can take a picture.
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I'd be like. Kid, I was just thinking that.
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I was like, look. At this live.
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Get your hair done. Real cute.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You like the blowout thing? That my little thing I have.
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Get your hair blown out. Put on a little makeup.
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Yeah. Some red lipstick to match your
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red outfit. Absolutely sexy shoes.
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We'll do some dungeon pictures. Totally.
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Yeah, I. I've done my my sister's boudoir
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pictures and they turned out great.
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I bet. Yeah, she.
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Printed out my pictures and put them in his wallet.
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I have no doubt on your little Sheen camera and printer.
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I love that. That's cool.
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Hey, it works, right? Yeah, it's.
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Great. It makes it really easy.
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I gotta get more paper now I think about it.
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All right, so any other one night stands that's gonna stick
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out to you? I don't know.
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Not ones that really stick out because they all kind of blend
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together eventually. They do.
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I should have kept my one list. I had a list of like my first
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100. You whore I was.
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Total whore I was. Total slut.
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Oh my. God, that's when my boyfriend
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likes me. But, you know, once you're in
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this miserable marriage for six years and you're married to a
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psycho after that, you're kind of like, yeah, let's do this.
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Whatever the book I want. Exactly.
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And I didn't want to get married.
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I didn't plan on any of that. I just wanted to live my life,
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run my business. I thought I had all the plans
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together. And then I fall in love again
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and it's damn you starts a whole other direction.
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That's good, though. It's it's nice and fabulous when
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it when it turns like that and it comes naturally.
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Yeah. Oh my God, I've never
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experienced that until now. And that was great.
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Right. Yes.
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I was like wow, I didn't this like movie shit.
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So I'll tell you another funny story.
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I had this one night stand with this guy.
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He ran a gymnastics gym for children.
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And, you know, he kind of looked like, if you ever watched Jersey
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Shore, he looked like a character on Jersey Shore.
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So. So he looked kind of New York,
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Brooklyn bougie. Yeah, yeah, 'cause I mean.
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Fake tan white. Teeth.
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Yes, yes. And so, interestingly enough, he
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wanted to. We met, and I don't remember
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where we met at the time. I want to say we met like at
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Seville or one of those downtown.
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Anywho, so I gave him my number and he called me one night and
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I'm like, Oh yeah, you know, I'm home, come on over, you know,
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And Needless to say, this guy was not that great in bed at
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all. He was one of those that he
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thought he was trying to get through a race, like he was the
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running horse, you know, and wanted to pound me to death.
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And I was like, Jesus, you know? I like that shit.
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Maybe. Well, you know, sometimes
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there's a there's a thing for it, but you know, it's like when
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you're first going to know somebody, you know, and your
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Dick's not that big and it keeps slipping out.
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That's. That's probably why he's trying
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to make up. The difference exactly.
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Like if I do it really really fast you won't be able to tell
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how big it. Is yes.
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Yes, I'm sailing. Into this I'm like, Oh my God.
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So we tried different positions. Finally, I think we settled on
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the doggy position. Easy enough.
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Yeah, go for it. He can't miss the hole, right?
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Yeah. At one point he slips out.
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He goes my asshole, and I want to punch him, you know, because
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if your butt hole is not prepared for that and you have a
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small butt hole as it is, it's not going to fly.
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No, it's not. It sucked.
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And so I'm like, you know what? I'm done, I'm done.
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It's been great, blah blah. Blah blah, I don't know, a
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pretty bad story, right? There.
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It was terrible. Yeah.
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So that was on a Friday night before Mother's Day.
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OK. Uh huh.
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I take my mother out that Sunday for breakfast, and we're
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celebrating Mother's Day. We go to this restaurant when
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they first open for brunch. I go in there and he's there.
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I'm like, oh God, how awkward is this?
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And he's like 3 or 4 tables away from me.
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Like he's right there. He immediately sees me, puts his
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hand up to the side of his face and I looked at him and laughed.
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I'm like mother fucker, if anybody should be covering their
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face it should be you because you fucking suck in bed.
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So I was laughing. I was like, Oh my God.
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And of course my mom's, what are you laughing about?
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I'm like, I'm laughing at this idiot a couple tables over
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'cause he thinks that I have an interest in seeing him again.
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And I said it to where he could hear me, 'cause I was like, you
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little fucking shit bag. There was nothing about me
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wanting to fuck you and it was going to happen again 'cause you
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suck. You know, I used to be like,
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well, even when I was younger, I didn't like having sex.
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I wanted to have sex before relationship starts.
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Good. If you get in a relationship,
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they're nice and like that one girl, Stephanie, yeah, they end
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up being with their person and they end up being too small or
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not good at it and won't learn because some people won't learn.
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No, you can. Have a small Dick or even too
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big of a Dick. And learn, yeah.
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But some people just don't don't.
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They want they need to check out the goods beforehand.
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I used to think that was a gross thought, but after one night
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stands, it's like, you know what?
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I understand that thought. Well, you know, being raised.
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Like 30-40 years old. You can't.
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Do it. I know.
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But being being raised Catholic, you know, my mother was always
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like, wait for marriage, you know, you don't need to have sex
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before marriage, you know, blah, blah, blah.
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She's very devout about that. And then at some point she kind
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of lost direction after she got divorced and everything.
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So she wasn't really as strict. But my thing was, I was 21 and I
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waited till I was 21 to do anything, you know, smoke, smoke
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weed, try any drug, you know, anything like that.
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And so I was like, you know, I'm 21, I'll wait for a while.
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I waited for love, try to wait for love.
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And it didn't happen. So by the time I'm almost 22, I
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was like, I'm going to have fun, you know, they're.
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Good for you. Yeah, next.
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Thing ever be longing for it and you want to reveal you think
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when you get older like I did that yeah not I didn't do.
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That, you know, like that thought, OK, I'm going to tell
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you one more story and then you can be like, OK, bye.
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Call me mistress. See you later.
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One more story. OK, So my friend and I, one
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night we started doing something fun.
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We met these guys, we went out on dates.
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We weren't interested. We came back to my my townhouse.
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We're sitting there and I said, you know what?
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I used to go out with this guy who was in the military.
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He was stayed in the officers quarters out on the base.
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I said I have a great idea. This is what you and I need to
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do. We're going to take turns with
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how long we can keep a guy on the phone and see if they'll be
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interested in enough that we want to go out with them.
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Right, OK, that is some fun. But we'd have to basically call
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and prank them to see if they could take the bait.
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OK, OK, so she tried this once, tried it twice.
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And I'm like, OK, I'm going to give it a whirl.
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I call and I'm like, hey, is Michael there?
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And he was like, no, I think you have the wrong number.
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OK, so I did it again. Got a woman?
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I'm like, yeah, I'm not taking the bait on this.
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Sorry. I got the wrong number, you
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know? And next thing you know, I call
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and say, hey, is this Michael? He's like, yeah, this is
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Michael. Ended up being a Michael IT.
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Was a Michael and and I was like, hey, how you doing?
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And we started talking and he's like, I'm so you know, you
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originally asked for Michael. He's like, do obviously am I the
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right Michael? I mean, like, do we know each
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other? I said no, I was calling to talk
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to my brother. Obviously you're not my brother.
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I'm like, so are are you stationed there?
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Maybe you know him? You know, I'm like, yeah,
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Michael such and such. And I came up with some
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ridiculous last name and he's like, no, I, I don't think I
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know him. And I said, oh, OK, well, what
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are you doing tonight? I'm calling the officers
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quarters like I'm fucking an officer tonight, you know?
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And Needless to say, he's like, well, you know, it's a Saturday
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night. I'm, I'm here at the barracks
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all by myself, you know, I'm an officer.
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So I've got my own room. You want to come over?
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I'm like, absolutely. I'm like, bye, Rachel.
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I'll see you later. First first real guy you got a
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hold of? First, yes.
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And so we let you know I left. We left the apartment.
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I, you know, locked up and I drove over to fucking base, met
21:42
Michael at the door and what do you know, he's got my favorite
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car. It's like a 76 Stingray
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Corvette. I was like, oh, nice car.
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He's like, yeah, that's mine. I'm like, I like you already.
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So I fucked him that night. Fucking fabulous.
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It was great. He was only here for a short
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time. I end up seeing him a few more
22:05
times. So technically it wasn't a wide
22:07
night stand, but initially I thought it was going to be.
22:10
That's cool. That's a good one.
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I like that one. It was great.
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Like a natural one. Fuck yeah.
22:15
Natural. Unnatural.
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And he didn't pre come in my fucking comforter.
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My God. Yeah, but it was a great story.
22:23
It was fun. Yeah, you got a couple good
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stories. Oh, girlfriend I.
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Like blocked my mouth. You can't.
22:29
You gotta dig deep. I gotta dig deep by that sticks.
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Because I know I've had, I know I've had quite a few, but it's
22:40
just like I really blocking him out.
22:42
I feel like I remember that one guy that was a spear fisherman,
22:45
but like I remember having sex with him, but I know he had sex.
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Oh. My gosh.
22:49
You know what I mean? Like, just like moments like
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that. I was like wow.
22:51
Yeah. Well I just one popped up into
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my head when I was younger. Young young people who know me
23:00
When I was younger I had this boyfriend and he cheated on me
23:04
by kissing a girl right in front of me and I was going to be a
23:07
bitch so I fucked his friends. Fuck yeah.
23:11
Invited them over to my house, got them to sneak into my
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sister's window and I was had one in my room and was going to
23:17
wait for the other one like y'all can take turns.
23:19
I should have had them both in there.
23:19
I would have been able to get away with it.
23:21
But my mom heard or my dog heard something and ran outside.
23:26
Somebody's here, somebody's here, the dog and then my mom
23:28
walks in on my sister. She didn't lock the door or
23:31
nothing. Windows wide open, grown man
23:33
sitting on her bed. She said what the fuck?
23:36
I can hear it's going on in there.
23:37
It's like, God Dang, I can't hide it no more.
23:39
So my mom found out about all this and yes, I was fucking all
23:43
his friends. Wow, That was two of his
23:46
friends. I only had one left.
23:48
Wow, I didn't get it. I actually looked him up on
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Facebook recently. He got a little chubby.
23:55
He's got four daughters now. That's.
23:57
Awesome. Yeah, I was like, yeah, that was
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my horror. Story.
24:02
Oh my God, that's what we should do.
24:04
We should go back on guys we've had sex with.
24:06
Oh my God, and see what they look like and.
24:08
See what they look like on Facebook.
24:09
Oh my God, that's a good one. Got to remember some names
24:13
because I was like when I was younger, especially in freaking
24:18
middle school, people were, I was in the bathroom a lot with
24:20
like boys. I had a couple girls I kissed on
24:23
the bus, you know, like I was, I was a little hoe for sure.
24:27
I don't even know how. I don't know how I didn't end up
24:30
more Hoey than I was because of how I was in middle school.
24:33
Like you thought that I'd be bad, but I wasn't.
24:36
Wow, wow, that's awesome. Because I was getting fingered
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by people before I even lost my virginity.
24:45
That's great. Yeah, we can go back on that one
24:48
day and just start looking up people.
24:50
Hey, I'm down. Yeah, that'd be fun.
24:52
I'm so down. I got to think of some names, so
24:55
I don't want to look him up. I'm going to be able to look him
24:57
up while we're on the podcast so we get the actual reaction.
24:59
I think that'd be really. Cool, that's awesome.
25:02
Look at this fat book. Or wow, he looked older.
25:04
Shit. It's going to be great.
25:08
I love it, I think it'll be a lot of fun.
25:09
I love it already. All right, so Liv, we got to
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wrap it up. I know we've been talking
25:14
forever. Sorry guys, not sorry.
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You love us, and that's why you're still here.
25:21
All right, so until then, this has been the latest episode of
25:26
Call Me Mistress.