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All the girls in the club SMOOCH · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Jj R and whatever you want to say to the
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  Speaker 1: number nine six S eight night three, we'll call you
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  Speaker 1: back or you read your text.
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  Speaker 2: You got a text Payton.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we were talking the other day to a
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  Speaker 3: girl who was telling us how her friend was mad
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  Speaker 3: at her because she kissed his girlfriend basically, And I
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  Speaker 3: was telling you, guys, I'm like, I feel like girls
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  Speaker 3: kiss their friends all the time. And you guys were
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  Speaker 3: looking at me like I was crazy.
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  Speaker 4: I was little.
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  Speaker 2: It said it as if everyone does it. That's why.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, honestly, having a life, more people.
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  Speaker 5: Do than they don't.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, we got a text message. I said, no,
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  Speaker 3: one just kisses their friends when they're drunk. And then
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  Speaker 3: we got a DM from Rebecca and she's backing me up.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Rebecca, let's see what Rebecca, what were you saying
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  Speaker 1: about kissing friends.
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  Speaker 2: When you're drunk? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Hi you guys, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a group of friends, and I mean when
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  Speaker 4: we're feeling tipsy and having fun. I mean we've all
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  Speaker 4: made up.
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  Speaker 6: With each other, like it's not really a big deal
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  Speaker 6: to us, not.
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  Speaker 2: Even a friendly kiss. You're talking about a makeout?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we're all married for.
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  Speaker 6: Our husbands are all friends.
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  Speaker 4: We've all been with our partners for a really really
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  Speaker 4: long time.
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  Speaker 6: And I mean I don't really think that they care.
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  Speaker 2: Have you started your own mom talk?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So like how long is a kiss?
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  Speaker 4: I mean like a few seconds?
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  Speaker 5: Like it's not like we're hardcore.
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  Speaker 4: Making out where it's.
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  Speaker 6: Going to lead to anything, but it's just a few
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  Speaker 6: moments and it's fun, Like it's not really a big
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  Speaker 6: deal to us.
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  Speaker 2: How does that come up? Like it's like a pop lucker, Like, boy,
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  Speaker 2: this castle is amazing.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: I mean like again, like we're tipsy and there's alcohol involved,
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  Speaker 4: so it's really hard to just kind of remember how
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  Speaker 4: it all begins. But me and myself, I'm actually a bisexual.
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  Speaker 6: Person, and my.
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  Speaker 4: Friends know that they are all straight. I've never approached them,
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  Speaker 4: but there's been times that they approach me, and I
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  Speaker 4: think it's because they know it's acceptable with me, but
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  Speaker 4: them with them the industry, Like they have made out
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  Speaker 4: with each other too.
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  Speaker 1: But you said that you make out that you say
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  Speaker 1: it's not a serious makeout, So is it makeout?
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  Speaker 2: Is their tongue in this in this makeout session there is? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't make out with my friends. It's
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  Speaker 3: usually just like a pack here and there. But I
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  Speaker 3: feel see, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And when I heard that earlier, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: oh my god, this is so relatable. Like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I thought, like all the female uh friend groups kind
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  Speaker 4: of we're interested.
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  Speaker 6: I guess, and something like that, like I think there's
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  Speaker 6: a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Of women out there curious, but maybe they just don't
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  Speaker 4: choose to go forward with it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, thank you Rebecca, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, you have a great day guys too.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Another text we have here, John Jay and Rich, I'm
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  Speaker 1: over being pregnant. I'm thirty weeks strong and I'm cooked.
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  Speaker 2: That is you got this, John Jay and Rich?
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  Speaker 1: I was checking out the content on your Instagram. Who
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  Speaker 1: knew peyton was thicker than train smoke?
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  Speaker 6: What? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: They used to call me drumsticks in high school. It
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  Speaker 3: was actually really embarrassing and I hated it. No. It
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  Speaker 3: was like your thighs or so thick in your legs
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  Speaker 3: like a little wing. It's like you take it up
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  Speaker 3: and it's like a drumpstick like the wing, And it
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  Speaker 3: was so annoying.
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  Speaker 2: They'd literally be like, yo, p W, what's up, drumstick?
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  Speaker 2: Annoying Deanna. Good morning, you're on the air.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, so I listening. Can you talk about going
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  Speaker 5: to the laundromat? I name my kid will go to
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  Speaker 5: the laundromat because I have a brand new washer and
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  Speaker 5: he I make my kids do their laundry, and he
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  Speaker 5: is terrible about checking pockets. I mean he has washed
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  Speaker 5: his mouthguard that melted in the dryer like so many things.
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  Speaker 5: And the tipping point after threatening him, if you just
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  Speaker 5: don't start checking, I'm going to make you go to
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  Speaker 5: the laundromat. Was when he threw a pair of his
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  Speaker 5: dad's jeans into the washer with his clothes, and my
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  Speaker 5: husband had a pocket knife in his pocket, and during
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  Speaker 5: the wash, it bent the knife, the pocket knife into
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  Speaker 5: a perfect sea. The knife exploded and repetitively stabbed the
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  Speaker 5: drum and the clothes. It looked like Freddy Krueger and
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  Speaker 5: Jason went at it in my drum hold. Everywhere clothes
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  Speaker 5: are shredded, destroyed my wars.
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  Speaker 4: I was.
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  Speaker 5: I wanted to kill him. I mean, I love him,
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  Speaker 5: but I might bury him under the rhododendron in the
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  Speaker 5: back yard. Yeah, yeah, right, Like I'm not gonna hide it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be like he's back there, that's where it's at.
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  Speaker 5: So I made him go to a laundromat and I
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  Speaker 5: gave him the walk through, like when you're in a laundromat,
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  Speaker 5: you rinse the machines, you do this, you don't do this,
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  Speaker 5: you wash your clothes. So and I dropped him off.
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  Speaker 5: He was horrified.
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  Speaker 2: And I get a.
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  Speaker 5: Phone call from him and my kid goes, Mom, there's
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  Speaker 5: a woman here and she's taking off her clothes, like trying.
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  Speaker 2: My hardest not to laugh.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, well, yeah, she's a blundermata wash clothes.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, Mom, she's naked. Okay, it's normal. He's like
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  Speaker 5: this is normal. I'm like absolutely, I could was so
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  Speaker 5: traumas and I called my husband and I'm like, oh
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  Speaker 5: my god, you're never gonna beleeve. What's happening. He's like,
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  Speaker 5: is this a prank? And I'm like, no, honey, dead serious.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, are you gonna go get him my cam on?
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  Speaker 6: My wife?
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  Speaker 1: You just I bet he will respect that washer and
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  Speaker 1: dryer now though.
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  Speaker 5: Oh it's been a rough one. Yeah no, absolutely, So
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  Speaker 5: whenever he's naughty, I was like, the laundry, I'll be
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  Speaker 5: like dude Blondermat it's in your future.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for calling in. Thank you so much for
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  Speaker 2: great day. Thanks all hilarious. That's how you do it.
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  Speaker 1: Just Texas, text jj R whatever you want to say
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  Speaker 1: to the number nine six eight nine three or just
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  Speaker 1: call eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four
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  Speaker 1: seven anytime.
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  Speaker 2: Shah Jay and Rich