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2 sentence horror story 1 · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: If you've been with the Scott and Alley show for a while, I mean we've been around for 20 years, so you know, celebrating that this weekend.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_02: I love that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, I know we started the celebration in May, but to actually have a party gets me so freaking pumped.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_01: I hope a bunch of people come at seven too, even if you're beyond the early VIP crowd that's there.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: Don't forget all the prizes that we're giving away.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_01: We're not, we're we're letting everyone, even the folks that make it at seven, because we're only going till nine.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, let's be real here.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: I got kids I gotta get home to, you know?
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I might stay later.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: You can you stay later.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: I gotta get home and be the responsible one here, you know.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_01: Somebody has to be.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_01: Somebody, but we will most certainly be, you know, holding everything so you have a chance to enter.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: You could win furniture from uh Elmira wholesale furniture, which is actually what started illegal.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: You think about this years ago, it used to be mattress by appointment.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: This is a great story.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_01: We we joked about this, then we ended up meeting Nick and Ryan, the guys that ran it that own illegal, and we had a blast with these guys because we were like, mattress by appointment is just like some old uh, you know, uh speakeasy where you're like the code word.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_01: Where you get mattresses, the code word is fluffy, and you're like the little door opens and they're like, Oh, come on in.
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  SPEAKER_01: I remember us laughing about this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then they gave us a full tour.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, we're gonna take this building, this federal building, and we're gonna make it this, this, this, and this.
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  SPEAKER_02: And they did.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, they and they continue.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's not done.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_02: So this is where our party is on Saturday, come in seven to nine.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_02: But you're right, it started with we're gonna give away this recliner.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_02: That was one of the things, that was one of the prizes that we had decided on that anybody can win throughout the night.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_02: We'll we'll do this before nine.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_02: And then we also have an overnight stay to Tyoga Down.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, I'm gonna open up the envelope with the other things.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, wise gift card, there is another bar, a purse, another bar restaurant.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_01: Which is the purse I love because it it definitely it pays homage to the purse party.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_02: That and there is uh, so if you go to illegal, there is the bottom level, that's where like there's the bar and restaurant, all that stuff.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna be on the second level where there is the barrel room, but there's also some gift cards that we're giving away because on the third, second and third level, there are different businesses.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's cool.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_02: So we do have Botox injections from one of the businesses there as well.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_02: We just have a uh a nice smattering of prizes that anyone can win on Saturday.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_01: Now, like I was saying, if you've been with us for a while, we have our funny quirks.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: We, of course, had the love affair with Dolly Parton, but then of course that that even got bigger because obviously with her passing and everything, and we did something for the with that.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we always laugh about stuff with Cher.
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  SPEAKER_01: We have these weird quirks that are super old school, yeah, but for some reason they weave their way into the tapestry of what this is.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_02: I love that.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_02: The tapestry of what this is that's really cute.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_01: The uh the the one of them in particular, and this has transcended a lot of ages, is the Golden Girls.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's another one.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes, yes.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I I almost wore my Golden Ghoul sweatshirt today.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_02: I have a Halloween sweatshirt and it's Zombified Golden Girls.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_02: Well, and it says Golden Ghouls on it.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_02: Dang it.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_01: And here's the funny part about this.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_01: One of the main stars of that show, Bee Arthur, and and and this ties right into your love with documentaries.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_01: Well, there's a new documentary coming out about B.
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  SPEAKER_01: Arthur.
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  SPEAKER_01: The title's the best.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's called Be Herself.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's a little bit of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was the only person who had ever talked back to Archie.
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  SPEAKER_00: Most of it was really hilarious.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_01: She didn't get Maud until she was 49 years old.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, there's a whole career that happened before that.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_00: God, I have done everything, everything except porn.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_00: I really love that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And they're still doing it.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_02: I love her.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's something to do to kill time from the murder docuseries that you watch.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_01: Just break it up a little.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_02: I also don't love Betty White.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's not my favorite.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_02: I do love Betty White, but she's not my favorite of all the Golden Girls.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_01: In that show, particularly.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_02: Blanche has always been my favorite.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_02: B is easily second favorite.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_02: Sophia has always been last for me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Really?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sophia dead last, so Betty White falls in number three in the list.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: I don't even like Betty White's fine.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_02: But I really am like, eh, Blanche has always been my favorite.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's well, because she's she's loud, she's got a big voice, she gets right there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yup, sassy.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Betty White's actually funnier now if you see some of the clips where it's just a quick clip where you may not have caught it in the original like airing of the episode, you know, because there's so much that would happen in those 30 minutes.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: Well, what was really like 20 minutes of a show.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_01: And if you watch just the clips now of where like she floors the whole cast, and uh I was younger and didn't I didn't get it.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: And now when I rewatch, oh, I get that now.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly it.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so yes, we've been around for 20 years now.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_02: But do you know who's been around or what has been around almost as long as us?
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_02: Tag Sylvania has been around for 17 years.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_01: I still remember doing the first meetings with our old GM Kevin and Tag.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_01: I remember those.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wow, that was a long time ago.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I remember we were he was launching it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I remember him talking about the vision of it all and and what it was like.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, we have a pair of tickets we want to give you, and it's a pair for two attractions.
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  SPEAKER_02: They have four attractions.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can pick two of them.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can pick Jerkus Circus and Motel 666 or The Lost Hamlet, whatever, how whichever combo you want to do, you pick that, but we want to give those away right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: All you have to do is give us your two-sentence horror story.
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  SPEAKER_01: And that's it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Only two sentences.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh it it whatever your two-sentence horror story is, we're gonna read them and we'll we'll give them away.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll give you an example of one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Went to get an oil change, left with four new tires.
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  SPEAKER_02: Farted on a first date, accidentally crapped myself.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_02: That's all right.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_02: Coming out of the gate.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'm coming out of the gate.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, so you give us the two sentences on our our app.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_02: You can either use the Wink one oh six app, Twin Tears Magic, or My Radio Jams.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_02: Would love if you use the microphone to tell us the two sentences, or you can just type it out with a little notepad there on the app, too.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just two quick sentences.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_01: You don't have to make this too much, just we'll get it from there.