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TWR Wednesday | The 2026 Timmy Awards! · The Whitfield Report

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  The right to offend is not some pesky little part of freedom of
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  speech that we have to put up with.
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  It is the heart and soul and lungs of freedom of speech.
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  It is the coursing lifeblood of human process.
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  It is the instigator of liberty and modernity and science and
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  understanding. What a laughing stop today's
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  student leaders are that they can so casually dismiss the
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  right to be offensive without realising that their lovely,
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  enlightened lives are the gifts of individuals who gave offence.
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  Offensiveness is not just something we have to
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  begrudgingly accept. Offensiveness is the motor of
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  human progress. Now broadcasting from the Right
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  to Offend media studios in sunny South Florida, bringing you the
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  latest in politics, current events, art and pop culture.
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  This is the Whitfield Report live with Sam Whitfield.
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  But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  Well, good evening folks, and welcome to tonight's Whitfield
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  Report and welcome to the 2026 Timmy Awards Special.
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  Edition of Sponsored unofficially by Shackalicious
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  Gummies. Sam, have you seen this?
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  This is Shaquille O'neal's head. Sam, you see that?
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  It is? It is.
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  Let me get a lighter is a good Harrison size.
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  So these are very big gummies, and they're the size and they're
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  thick and they taste terrible. Shaq's gummies are fucking
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  awful, bro. These are your don't waste your
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  money. So the ad, so this is an anti ad
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  that basically. But but do they work?
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  I mean, they are gummies, so they work.
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  They're not that kind of gummy though.
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  They're just big because he's big.
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  They're not very good. So they're, so they're just,
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  they're not even normal gummies. They're just crappy gummies
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  then. Yeah.
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  So, well, I. Wouldn't be eating multiples of
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  these giant edibles, right? Well, it would be funny if.
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  It it would it would be funny. So we are here for one of my
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  favorite episodes of the year, the the Timmy Awards.
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  But before we get started, we there are a few news items that
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  we should cover and well there. A heavy loss felt by our whole
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  community, even people that might disagree on all kinds of
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  things. Scott Adams has passed away from
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  cancer. Yeah, someone who, you know, I
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  grew up reading Dolbert in the newspaper, like as as a kid.
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  And I, I didn't know this, but he, I, I recently watched an
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  interview where he talked how he learned to read from Peanuts
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  comics as a small kid. And I, I find that interesting
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  because I think a whole generation of small kids, myself
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  included, probably learned to read from Dilbert comic strips
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  in the newspaper. At least I did, which probably
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  explains why I was interested in business even like at age 5 and
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  what not. But.
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  Well. The thing about Dilbert that
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  resonated with people is whether you worked in a office like a,
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  you know, cubicle central or you're a blue collar worker or
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  whatever, some of the like, the themes of the Dilbert comic are
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  just universal, like water cooler gossip and the boss
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  doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
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  And that one bitch that always complaints about everything,
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  right? Yeah.
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  It's just so on the nose to the average, like working class or
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  working upper middle class experience of life, kind of like
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  Office Space, you know the movie Office Space.
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  Oh yeah, of course, if you ever. Worked in anything, let alone in
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  office, you kind of can relate to a lot of it.
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  Like the boss being a Dick. Dilbert was that on steroids?
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  Yeah. Man he made those kind of jokes
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  for what, 25 years in that comic strip and the show never should
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  have been cancelled. That shit was fire.
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  No, I, I was just going to say that I, I actually, I, I have
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  that show on DVD and I, I rewatch it from time to time.
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  And that, that show was kind of, I would argue what it, it,
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  because it predated South Park by like a few years, but it, it
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  did the same kind of like social commentary that South Park did
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  just like in a different style a bit.
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  And obviously like it was the, it was late 90s when they did
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  that. So they were talking out the
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  Internet, you know, changing the workplace.
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  South Park of the time, Sam was a lot less subtle than it is
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  now, and Dilbert was a lot more subtle.
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  That's what you're you're getting at is it's a simple vein
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  of critique. It's that cynical, pointing out
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  the flaws in everything style but Scott Adams's pen.
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  It was, it was never vulgar. It was never explicit.
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  It was always just like, oh, I thought about it and I get it.
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  Yeah. And that that was, that was his
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  style. And entirely also, someone
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  pointed this out to me that Scott Adams was one of the very
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  few authors to both like successfully dominate the
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  traditional publishing, you know, feel and then dominate
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  indie publishing ones once he got cancelled.
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  So which which by the way, that that rant, that he, that
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  supposed rant that he got cancelled for I, I do want to
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  bring this up because he was talking at how basically this
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  was at the height of the Black Lives matter thing, when a
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  certain percentage of of black people felt that they could
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  basically use their agreement as an excuse to do just downright.
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  Whatever. They know, yeah, what whatever
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  they wanted. Which his point was that that
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  actually hurt the black community too.
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  Well, and he's not alone in saying that.
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  Bill Cosby famously gave the pound cake speech that said
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  exactly the same thing, which led to his cancellation for most
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  of the black community deciding that that was they already.
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  That's why when he Bill Cosby's the one of the first black guys
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  to get accused of, you know, sketchy claims of rape.
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  Yeah. No, no, black people were
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  defending him. Usually they always defend that
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  kind of thing because there is a trope of successful black men
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  getting accused falsely of rape. It happens.
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  Even in our time. Tupac had that happen to him,
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  right? But Bill Cosby, they'd already
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  given up on him because he said you need to pull yourself up out
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  of the bootstraps. Scott Adams saying the same
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  thing. But I want to point out, Sam,
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  they act late. That's the moment he got
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  cancelled. But they just as soon as he said
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  that he supported Trump in 2016, I believe it was.
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  Oh yeah, he was already cancelled.
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  Which, which to me was I, because I remember at the time I
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  was like, because like I said, I grew up watching Dover.
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  So I I always like Scott, but I never knew much about him
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  because he was a very. He decided at that point he was
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  the enemy and so they just, it just took them a couple years to
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  get everybody else on board. That's all it was.
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  Yeah, and it. Was it was the slow MO
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  cancellation? It wasn't even like a Don Imus
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  moment right? That I believe Don Imus to be
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  victim 0, patient zero of cancer culture.
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  Because John Imus famously, as you may know, was talking about
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  a game of rich white blonde girls from 1 college facing the
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  Rutgers girls who are all black. And he said it was the rich
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  white bitches versus the nappy headed hoes.
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  And apparently this is the worst, most racist thing
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  anyone's ever said. So Don Imus is what, almost 40
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  years in radio goes out the window and he gets fired and
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  never gets work anywhere else again.
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  Don Imus cancel culture, patient number one.
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  But I think in mainstream terms, Scott Adams is number 2.
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  Yeah, I, I would, I would say, I would say so.
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  He come out and he didn't have MAGA positions far right or
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  anything. He was very, very much right up
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  until the end, always taking different sides, listening to
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  people. This is why people like Scott
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  Adams and all those people trying to throw dirt on his name
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  don't seem to understand that the man listened to people,
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  engaged with people, and you can't replace that with bullshit
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  and hope that everybody's going to buy it.
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  No, I mean it. Mainly connected with people and
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  changed his opinions. Said he was wrong all the time.
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  Which which we're not. Which we're not allowed to do at
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  all these days. No, if you're wrong, that means
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  you don't have enough clout or something, right?
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  Right. We have a meme running that I'm
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  right about thing. Like I make predictions and
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  they're weird. Like somehow they come true.
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  But let's talk about the fact that I've also been wrong about
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  things and said so on this show. And so have you.
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  And so is Mort. Oh yeah, truly.
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  So is Maxine. She's like, oh, I didn't know
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  that. Like that's how normal people
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  encounter new information. And Scott understood that quite
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  well. And then he's, he wrote a couple
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  really good articles about the mindset of those people, the
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  puritanism that they have. Yeah.
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  The fact that he asking a question got him cancelled.
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  Not even he wasn't making a statement.
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  Did did you see I, I reposted this on on X earlier today, but
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  I guess there's a group of like puritanical Christians who were
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  like, well, well, he says he gave his life to Jesus in the
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  end, but did he really? And it's, and there was this
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  excellent breakdown where I. Want to I want to explain
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  something about that guys, what you just did is a sin.
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  Yeah. You're not supposed to judge the
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  truth or heart of another man's faith.
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  That's between them and God. Also, well also as I as I
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  pointed out to people, what about the thieves on the cross
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  next to next to Jesus when he when he was being crucified?
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  I it's not my concern really whether he where he's going in
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  his afterlife. What I wish is I hope him he
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  finds the peace because he's he's been through a lot the last
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  couple years. Especially yeah.
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  That's all. I I don't know why people are
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  like so anal retentive about deciding where somebody's going
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  to go when they die. That's not your job, human, That
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  the Bible makes that explicitly clear.
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  People. Yeah, people are.
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  You can have an idea in your head, sure, but you, You don't
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  judge. That's God's job, motherfucker.
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  People, people, people get really hung up on that sort of
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  thing, especially on on in a what?
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  He was doing was offering a kindness to his Christian
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  followers, a Peace of Mind for them that he's trying to be open
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  to their viewpoint. Right up until he died.
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  That's beautiful, man. Yeah, his whole entire farewell
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  letter, which that in and of itself, I mean that that was,
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  that was. It was a lot better than Paul
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  Rubin, Pee Wee Herman, because his was just guys, nobody knew I
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  was gay. And I'm like, Mr. Rubens, you
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  got arrested in a gay porn theater.
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  Everybody knew you were fucking gay.
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  We didn't care. But I digress.
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  Scott Adams was a beautiful and I'm not, I'm not going to make
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  fun too much Paul Rubens. If you read the whole letter,
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  that part is kind of funny that he he genuinely thought nobody
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  knew he was gay. Genuinely from his soul thought
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  nobody understood this fact even though he collected gay
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  pornography. Here.
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  He he's, he's the guy. On him, by the way, he's like
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  collects gay pornography but thinks he's such a good closet
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  gay that nobody in the world knows, even after we all knew,
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  God bless that man. But Scott Adams, he didn't
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  release any big dramatic thing except he said, you know, I've
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  been listening to essentially I've been listening to the
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  Christians and they make some good points.
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  So I want to, I want to hedge my bets before I go out of this
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  world because it seems like a good deal.
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  Yeah. There's nothing wrong with that.
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  And anybody, anybody like he died.
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  What are you doing? What, are you going to shit on
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  his corpse? Well, People Mag, People
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  magazine already did that. Yeah, of course they did.
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  Yeah, they didn't. People magazine, who ran a
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  glowing fucking obituary for OJ Simpson, thinks that Scott is
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  the worst. P People mag People magazine
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  also did like a hit piece on Erica Kirk, like criticizing her
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  single ma, criticizing her single mom wardrobe without
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  considering like why she's a single mom.
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  Widowed moms aren't single moms statistically like they are
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  separate categories. Yeah, I I know that, but.
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  In every metric they have different outcomes on the
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  average too. Widowed moms don't have the
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  problem single moms have. Do you guys not understand this?
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  Well, apparently, apparently the the apparently the editorial
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  team that people back is the. They have a whole.
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  Different set of problems. You see, it's not that they
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  chose a guy that like ran off or that they drove him off.
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  He died. It's a little different and it
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  is a unique set of problems. That is not the same as your
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  average single mom in America at all.
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  Calling her a single mom. Yeah, I would be like, what the
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  fuck too? That's kind of or, or to say
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  she's got single mom energy or wardrobe or whatever.
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  Like OK bro. The the more the more I read of
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  corporate media. She needs to come clean about
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  all her dating history before I could take her seriously again
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  because that's a big lie that she told.
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  But other than that I don't really.
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  I'm I'm not going to sit here. She lost her husband a couple
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  months ago bro. Yeah.
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  And they're, they love to shit on and it's crazy, man.
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  The more. They want us to know, Sam, that
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  this is what they'll do when any one of us dies if we get famous
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  enough. I, I couldn't.
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  I can only imagine. I can only imagine what they
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  would write about me if they if I were to to die.
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  Oh, that the pervert. Probably crippled.
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  And perverted, crippled alcoholic.
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  Because we could get so many pictures of you with a beer.
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  It would be so easy to just flood the Internet with pictures
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  of you drinking beer. Be like, see he's an alcoholic
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  man. It's not that he did a show for
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  almost 2 decades and had like 1 beer on half of the shows.
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  No, no, no. Clearly he's Ethan Ralph levels
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  of down the sauce. It's easy.
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  And this is, This is why I'm I'm.
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  I'm the disembodied voice cripple.
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  Oh, oh, oh, that oh, they'll you're not, you're not.
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  You're not saying though either. Well, that's why he's that's why
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  for the awards show, I couldn't think of a better person to make
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  an usher. Morpheus has to put everybody in
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  their seats. Well, well, you're not.
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  You're not safe though either. More that they would just make
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  something up about like why you were a disembodied voice.
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  That's because Mort's AI generated.
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  Has nobody figured this out yet? That would literally be the
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  narrative. I'm the best AI voice in the
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  business. That's right, nobody knew.
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  Yes. You know how much Shmuley had to
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  sink into that LLM to make the Morpheus bot work?
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  We had to build a whole back story about a crippled like
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  this. Took ages, man.
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  Yeah, like decades and years. We had to make a robo AI coho
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  spot that constantly fucking makes fun of us.
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  And also like just post. Random.
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  And also posts randomly and also hosts his own show so.
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  Well, you know he had extra processing power.
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  Also, if you notice, we've turned him loose on hose on
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  Twitter, too. Yeah, it's been hose shaming all
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  over the place, Sam. Yeah, hose.
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  Shamer of the year goes to more. That's not even a category that
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  just goes to mort hose. Be mad because he'd be like
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  you've gotten only fans, no one should date you and they just
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  don't have anything to say about that.
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  The the single by the way word reply as as an only fans by the
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  way. Yeah, they're all like, I wish I
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  can't find a boyfriend. You're like, well, get rid of
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  the only fans. That might be a start.
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  How many of those do you think are our bots the our bots though
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  more. Because like 40%.
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  Yeah, well, because, because, like that, because that's the
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  other thing is like I see dudes like replying to these chicks
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  and and it's like people. Are are dudes?
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  Or just not even real people. Oh, they're, they're dudes.
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  They're just dumbing. They're just from Nigeria.
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  There's a level of if you present yourself in a certain
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  way, like Final Fantasy 14 is really notorious.
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  They have brothels, Sam, I don't know if you knew this were you
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  in your, your in game character rents a room with another in
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  game character and role plays the whole sex thing.
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  And how many of them you think are role-playing sex with a dude
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  that's playing a female character?
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  Like not 99.8% it's. Something like that, Yeah.
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  Yeah. And then when they find out,
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  they don't even care. Of of course not.
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  They're paying real money for this fake.
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  So if they're paying real money for a fake role play where they
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  can't even see nothing because the video game is rated T for
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  teen, and all they're doing is typing their dirtiness to each
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  other and doing emotes, if they're willing to do that,
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  yeah, they'll talk to a bot. That's a man.
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  It's going to share the nude pics and talk like it's not a
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  man. So that's all that.
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  There's a lot of guys out there. That's all they fucking need.
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  Did you know that they need something that resembles a woman
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  to talk to them, gentlemen? That's just sad.
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  You can do better. You could get a real woman that
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  just not you. You that one guy.
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  You know who you are, but everyone else?
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  Yeah. That one guy, though, not so
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  much. Yeah, that, that, that one, that
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  one guy knows who he is. Oh, does he ever?
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  Yeah. But anyway, you could go out in
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  the real world and get chicks. Sam does.
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  Mort is a fucking AI robot. He does.
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  Yeah, also. AI are getting more chicks than
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  you. Step your game up, brother.
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  While we're, while we're talking about current events, I, I
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  suppose, I suppose this would also be a good time to, to say
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  that. Max, I don't know if you know
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  this, but because I've had to tell people this, but vehicles
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  can still be deadly weapons. Max, I'm not sure if you know
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  this, but if you try and like if you try and run out, if you try
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  and run over someone with a car and they shoot you, that that's,
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  that's justified because they tried to hit you with a car,
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  which can still like injure you and kill you potentially about
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  like people in Minnesota don't know this though.
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  White women don't know the sin. Look, I'm from the hood and I've
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  done polling, okay? And every motherfucker I know,
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  white, black, Hispanic, as long as they have a penis, understand
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  that if you fuck with the police you might get shot for literally
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  no reason. Sometimes the only people that
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  don't understand this is white women who do you see argue with
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  the most? With the cops you see
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  crackheads, which is under or meth heads because it's
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  understandable because they're on meth.
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  And women, women will argue with cops.
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  Women will think that they can push a cop or push it.
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  Like it's the women that push a guy that's bigger than them.
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  It's the women that will want to punch a guy.
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  It's that kind of shit. They don't understand the
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  consequences of their actions, that if even this normal sized
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  or or small sized unassuming man actually fucking turned around
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  and pushed back or punched back or yelled in her face, she would
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  cry like a child. Yeah, well.
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  They still want to play stupid games.
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  Well, I'll. Tell you what, my my homies
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  don't like cops. None.
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  OK, but when they fucking get rolled up on by cops, you see
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  the color of their skin dictates that they should be polite as
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  most as they can. Sure.
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  They, they don't really have a choice, Sam, because I'm talking
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  about guys. They're, they're yeah, they're
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  black, but they're not from the hood.
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  They're fucking working guys, you know what I mean?
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  And they get pulled over. Do you think it doesn't cross
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  their mind that if they lip off at the cop they could get shot
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  just slipping off? Oh wait.
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  Oh, I'm sure it absolutely does. It comes across my mind.
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  Occur to them, yeah. Comes across anybody else's mind
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  except privileged white hood lesbian who moves into the hood
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  to do political activism and block traffic in the street.
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  And also like her response because I believe the cop wasn't
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  even like in I believe the cop wasn't even like questioning her
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  or anything. It was just like, hey, can you
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  move out of the way? And her response was to try and
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  run, run the Oh yeah, and her and her.
• 25:01
  Yeah. Initially it was just could you
• 25:03
  move along? Yeah.
• 25:04
  And then it's no. So OK then can you get out the
• 25:07
  fucking car? We'll move the car.
• 25:09
  But now you're making a problem. Yeah.
• 25:13
  Like this is the thing. It's like, oh, they just
• 25:16
  shouldn't have let her go. No, by the point she was willing
• 25:19
  to go was way too late for that. They did try to just let her go.
• 25:23
  She blocked traffic for three whole minutes.
• 25:25
  We have video of it. Yeah.
• 25:28
  Also, the officer suffered internal bleeding from when he
• 25:32
  got hit by the car. Yeah, that, that, that's that's
• 25:36
  why, that's why I'm saying and and mother and motherfuckers
• 25:40
  like, oh, it's just a car and it's like I've been.
• 25:45
  Hit by cars when I was younger. It is not just a car, it is like
• 25:50
  it could end your life pretty quickly or maim you forever.
• 25:54
  Yeah, yeah. That's why I'm saying people,
• 25:56
  people are people are stupid. No, it's intentional.
• 26:02
  They're intentionally ignorant. This is my thing.
• 26:06
  You do this sometimes, but you're not so bad.
• 26:09
  But man, MAGA people, Trump people, right wingers in
• 26:12
  general, Conservatives. You got to stop arguing when
• 26:14
  they engage in tactical stupidity like they are
• 26:18
  purposely not understanding your point.
• 26:20
  Don't argue with them. You know it, they know it, but
• 26:23
  as long as you play the game and pretend they get to get away
• 26:28
  with it. You say no no no no no.
• 26:29
  You understand what the fuck I'm talking about and I'm done
• 26:32
  talking to you. Yeah, that, that.
• 26:34
  Well, yeah, that's, that's why, that's why I don't engage with
• 26:38
  the crap with the Crassensteins anymore because they're like,
• 26:43
  yeah, because they're, they're they're they're they're the
• 26:46
  definition of saying 7 being like, Oh well, what do you mean
• 26:53
  by that? And it's like, no, you know, you
• 26:56
  know exactly what, what I what I mean and you're being from.
• 27:02
  Fucking actually. Libertarians and Nazis.
• 27:06
  Yeah. Where they would pretend not to
• 27:08
  understand very basic points when you argue with them.
• 27:11
  This is what happens when they're not smart enough to make
• 27:15
  an argument. So they learn the tactic of
• 27:19
  embrace your dumbness so that you don't have to.
• 27:24
  Which is something that, which is something bring it back to
• 27:27
  Scott Adams that he called out people.
• 27:31
  Oh yeah, people on a lot too. That was the thing he was
• 27:34
  annoyed by the most in life is the tactical ignorance.
• 27:40
  Oh yeah. And.
• 27:43
  Me too. Well.
• 27:45
  Corporate noticed. I don't take that shit from
• 27:47
  nobody. I don't.
• 27:48
  It doesn't matter left, right, doesn't matter.
• 27:51
  If you start pretending you don't understand basic concepts
• 27:54
  to win an argument, I'm going to ruin you.
• 27:56
  I'm going to ruin your day. Oh, and I oh, and I've, I've
• 28:00
  seen you, I've seen you, I've seen you do it to people on this
• 28:04
  show. Yeah, sometimes it's.
• 28:07
  Hilarious every single time. Even happens.
• 28:12
  But I hate tactical ignorance. You know what's the other one?
• 28:15
  Tactical nihilism. Those are the two I hate.
• 28:18
  Tactical ignorance. Tactical nihilism.
• 28:21
  What's tactical nihilism? Chad might ask.
• 28:24
  Tactical nihilism. When you're like, well, that
• 28:28
  doesn't matter because nothing matters, I don't care, so it
• 28:34
  doesn't matter. So your points irrelevant so I
• 28:36
  don't have to argue with you anymore.
• 28:38
  The fact that we engage with this kind of toxic, disingenuous
• 28:42
  argumentation is why they do it. Stop the same no.
• 28:48
  That's, that's awesome. That's awesome.
• 28:55
  Why? To engage Well, well, they're
• 28:57
  well, my other favorite they get it's the same thing as.
• 29:00
  We got to get Destiny on to have a debate with me just so I could
• 29:04
  do that to Destiny. That would be so satisfying to
• 29:06
  just be like Destiny at. Or Hassan.
• 29:13
  Not Oh my God, I'm going to say something controversial.
• 29:18
  Sam Hassan is more of a man than destiny.
• 29:23
  I'll agree with that. I I I actually agree with that.
• 29:29
  You know what Hassan needs to do to get full man card status for
• 29:32
  me though. Just admit you shock your dog
• 29:34
  and say who cares? Yeah, own it, bitch.
• 29:39
  Just own it. Yeah, he's getting caught
• 29:42
  shocking the dog again. It's like just say yeah, I
• 29:44
  shocking the dog. This is how we train the dog
• 29:47
  now. I don't have to shock it.
• 29:48
  I use a vibrate collar. Did I shock the dog in the past?
• 29:51
  Fuck yes I did. I'm Turkish.
• 29:55
  Yeah, well, he, well, he doesn't.
• 29:57
  He doesn't want to lose his audience of liberal.
• 30:01
  He's already lost the. People that because they think
• 30:04
  he shocked the fucking dog and the people that still like him
• 30:07
  just don't care. They don't care if he shocked
• 30:11
  the dog or not. They pretend like that he didn't
• 30:14
  but they actually just don't care.
• 30:15
  So I'm saying just be honest to son and just say yes I shocked
• 30:19
  the shit out of Kaya. What are you, a pussy?
• 30:26
  I mean, I mean I. Asmin goal would be like bro,
• 30:31
  yeah he's. Right.
• 30:34
  I, I, yeah, I would. I would, I would, I would
• 30:37
  respect him. I would respect him for that.
• 30:41
  That's right, but but even without that, him versus
• 30:44
  Destiny. Destiny watched guys make out
• 30:48
  with his wife on a stream. Destiny got his son got banned
• 30:53
  for fucking attacking him with a nerf gun which is the funniest
• 30:56
  fucking shit ever. His son's like a fucking.
• 31:02
  Definitely let let let his wife dance with another man behind
• 31:05
  his back on stream. Literally just right behind him.
• 31:12
  Yeah, destiny is. Fucking cock.
• 31:16
  I would just love to debate him because I would do, I would do
• 31:19
  the dad thing at him and he he might have a son.
• 31:23
  He's actually been a father longer than I have, but he's not
• 31:26
  a dad like that. I'm a dad like that.
• 31:29
  I tell you, hey dude, if I use that in public, my wife has seen
• 31:35
  it. You will see adults stop in
• 31:38
  their tracks like a little child looks like, did I do something
• 31:42
  wrong? Just got to put a little vase in
• 31:47
  your voice and these women don't know what to do.
• 31:50
  Whatever you're going to tell them.
• 31:54
  That that's true. And that's what I I learned that
• 31:59
  in fucking martial arts. It's called chiai.
• 32:02
  It's the sound you make when you exhale, like you know what I
• 32:06
  mean? But you use that.
• 32:09
  You don't, you know, the I I do you notice it's a little
• 32:12
  different. It's more like, eh, eh.
• 32:14
  Yeah. That is the dad syllable, that
• 32:17
  one syllable. The louder I do it, the more
• 32:20
  attention I can draw of both children and grown women.
• 32:24
  Mandel Just like what's going on over there and then just turn
• 32:29
  back. But women and children are like
• 32:32
  somebody did the dad voice. Yeah, I'm sure.
• 32:39
  Stops a room cold, Sam. So that's why I want to do the
• 32:42
  desk. I want to dad all over that
• 32:44
  motherfucker. See, I had Andrew Tate, Peg,
• 32:47
  because his thing is, is he thought he was a fighter.
• 32:49
  Sam, I learned something this week.
• 32:52
  Check out regular Eye Patch Wolf's video about how Andrew
• 32:55
  Tate is a fake fighter who fought only tomato cans his
• 33:00
  whole career and even though Chase D'amour is himself a
• 33:03
  tomato can, this is still the toughest opponent he ever faced.
• 33:08
  He faced 17 opponents, like 13 of them.
• 33:11
  That was the only fight they ever had was losing to Andrew
• 33:13
  Tate. And it's if you watch the fight,
• 33:16
  Sam. He picked them up off the
• 33:18
  street. These are.
• 33:21
  Chubby guys these are not. He beat losers to build himself
• 33:26
  up as a fighter, which is the basis of his whole personality.
• 33:29
  And that's why I that's why from the beginning I had challenged
• 33:32
  him to a fight because I knew that the moment a real man of
• 33:34
  any kind gets in the fucking ring with him, he's going down.
• 33:36
  And he did. However, now I'm moving on to
• 33:40
  destiny. When I see the main thing of
• 33:42
  destiny is he likes to consider himself a master debater.
• 33:47
  So I challenged him to a debate. What debater?
• 33:50
  What? How much?
• 33:50
  Of a cock he is. Well, we know that.
• 33:57
  We know that Destiny's a master debater.
• 34:01
  Yeah, he's especially master debating all over the place
• 34:04
  since he got divorced. Huh.
• 34:07
  Seems a lot. More of him master debating all
• 34:10
  over the Internet. Seems like it.
• 34:12
  Also you see him jerking off all over the Internet.
• 34:16
  Also you see him leaking nudes of other people all over the
• 34:19
  Internet. Also you see him saying that
• 34:21
  he's holding on to nudes of underage people because.
• 34:28
  Swell. Destiny is worse than DSP.
• 34:31
  Yeah, and yeah. And his and his son is his.
• 34:36
  Like I had. I feel bad for Destiny's son.
• 34:45
  Destiny's Child, if you will. I also feel bad for Destiny's
• 34:51
  Child. Not Beyoncé, she did all right.
• 34:54
  But the other two, I feel real bad for them.
• 34:57
  Sam, What were their names? I don't even remember.
• 35:01
  It doesn't matter. No, nobody does.
• 35:03
  I think that's. They were both better than
• 35:06
  Beyoncé. She was just fucking her way to
• 35:08
  the top. Nobody remembers.
• 35:10
  Anyway, we're talking about Destiny real quick, Real quick.
• 35:15
  I want to trigger a lot of people, Sam, If, if I can just
• 35:20
  have one second here, death to the Ayatollah.
• 35:26
  Based. Yeah, man, you start executing
• 35:30
  protesters and I'm not going to say, Oh no, we shouldn't do
• 35:34
  anything. Yeah, yeah, fuck the Ayatollah.
• 35:39
  That that woman who let her cigarette with the Ayatollah's
• 35:44
  picture. That was fucking cool.
• 35:48
  I'm sure. I'm sure you've seen that photo.
• 35:52
  That was awesome. Yeah, now we're looking at the
• 35:56
  end of that regime and of course they're going to go out with
• 36:00
  executing thousands of innocent civilians and so all the people
• 36:05
  that are like, but Max, you're anti war.
• 36:08
  Yep. Yep.
• 36:13
  But sometimes you see, I care more about oppressed people, and
• 36:17
  the people of Iran have put up with a lot of shit since 1976.
• 36:21
  Well, the the the other thing. The ones out in the street, I'm
• 36:24
  not, I'm not the one that's like, oh, the people want this
• 36:28
  fucking change. They want the fucking change,
• 36:31
  bro. And I'm, I'm on the side of the
• 36:34
  people on that one. And I also think taking out the
• 36:37
  Ayatollah and that regime is a net positive to the whole world.
• 36:43
  And if we could do it, if we could bring in some lasers and
• 36:47
  Sonic weapons and give it the fucking the Venezuela treatment,
• 36:51
  right, get a get a good Maduro kind of situation going, I'd
• 36:55
  love that. I'd also be OK with the
• 36:58
  Soleimani kind of situation where we just blow them into
• 37:01
  vapor. That that was, that was actually
• 37:04
  my favorite. That was actually my favorite
• 37:07
  moment from Trump 1.0, if I'm being being honest.
• 37:13
  And I I love also that Tucker and all the other spastics were
• 37:19
  were flipping out about war with Iran like last year.
• 37:23
  We're also the ones flipping out about, you know, Soleimani
• 37:28
  during the first one and how that was going to cause war.
• 37:33
  Well, it always. Hinges on the results.
• 37:38
  But the problem is when you take a stand that hard and then the
• 37:41
  results don't go the way you say, you start to look like an
• 37:46
  idiot. Also also, Max, I would like, I
• 37:50
  would like to make a make a correction too, Speaking of
• 37:57
  changing your opinions, because I, I stated on the show before
• 38:00
  that I thought that Tucker Carlson was retarded and I'd
• 38:05
  like to make an amendment because I don't just think that
• 38:10
  Tucker Carlson is retarded. I think the entire family might
• 38:13
  be retarded based off the interview with his with his
• 38:18
  brother who Max, I don't know, like can can you, can you
• 38:24
  explain this to me being a new a New England guy?
• 38:27
  What is with this trend of California yuppies moving to New
• 38:33
  England and then like acting like they're like upscale like
• 38:38
  New England Bostonian? Because there's this like.
• 38:44
  It's a. Weirdizing of the East Coast
• 38:47
  elite from the West Coast people.
• 38:51
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 38:52
  So they want to be that. And they figure the most East
• 38:55
  Coast elite you could be is like up around Harvard, right?
• 38:58
  Yeah. Well, because that's what like
• 39:00
  that, that's like, that's like what Tucker and his brother have
• 39:03
  been doing for the past couple years, like.
• 39:06
  Yeah, and everybody from up here don't act like that.
• 39:10
  And we're much more salt of the earth, so you can spot them a
• 39:13
  mile away. They all want to do like, and
• 39:16
  Tucker does this to some degree, too.
• 39:17
  They all want to do the Kramer accent.
• 39:21
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 39:24
  Oh well. That kind of Bostonian.
• 39:27
  Now I have what is considered to be natural, a natural evolution
• 39:30
  of that, where I'm not packing the cat habit yet.
• 39:34
  I'm more of a Kelsey Grammar style, speaking and enunciating
• 39:38
  my words and such. However, I don't lean full into
• 39:42
  the annoying Frasier, or even what was his brother Niles.
• 39:45
  Yeah, of that, where you're like, really up your own ass.
• 39:50
  Niles. Because almost nobody here does
• 39:53
  that. Well, no.
• 39:54
  Just. Rich, annoying people.
• 39:56
  Well, no, that's that's what I'm saying.
• 39:57
  You're more of like a callousy grammar.
• 39:59
  Tucker has gone full Niles. I'm I'm in Maine for the
• 40:06
  weekend. I've got my hunting dogs and.
• 40:09
  Like. Yeah, who?
• 40:10
  Who cares? Who cares?
• 40:14
  I reckon I'm more like Cliff. Yeah.
• 40:18
  Cliff was like somewhere in between.
• 40:21
  Yeah. If we're doing cheers analogy,
• 40:24
  sorry. But yeah, no, I, I So yeah, I
• 40:27
  would like to make that amendment because initially I
• 40:29
  thought it was just Tucker, but no, it's the entire family.
• 40:32
  That's that's retard. That's retarded.
• 40:38
  As the host of the upcoming awards show, I'm going to need
• 40:42
  you while I prepared my MC duties for the awards.
• 40:46
  So I need you to introduce the show and you're a professional,
• 40:52
  so I know it's going to be a fucking killer job.
• 40:54
  Go. Ladies and gentlemen presenting
• 40:58
  the awards for this year's 2026 Timmy Awards.
• 41:04
  It is MC Max Sand I think. Pause button.
• 41:12
  The pause button. The pause button.
• 41:14
  A pause button? Yeah, I need to get that set up
• 41:17
  once again. Sam, I got to ask you a
• 41:20
  question. Uh huh.
• 41:23
  How intelligent are you? Because he asked you to kill for
• 41:29
  time, not the one introduction. Well, I know I was.
• 41:34
  I was using the introduction as a way to kill time so that I
• 41:37
  could get. But I had to give him shit
• 41:38
  because that's what I do, you know?
• 41:40
  I love Sam. Yeah, and my my cue is 147.
• 41:50
  That's actually good, isn't it? I don't know.
• 41:54
  What these numbers mean, Sam? That's that's, that's an old,
• 41:58
  that's an old, that's an old Internet war joke.
• 42:02
  I don't, I don't actually know what my IQ is.
• 42:06
  I might be, I might be retarded. I I don't know.
• 42:12
  Might be it's possible, Sam. OK, so I'm going to have to
• 42:22
  start way back here. I guess we'll start with the
• 42:29
  best TV show. Yeah.
• 42:33
  This is right. There, so you can read it all
• 42:34
  off and then go right to order. Yeah, but I have to.
• 42:40
  I can't do that. Oh, man.
• 42:41
  I can't just paste. Oh, God.
• 42:44
  OK, OK, Sam. I'm panicking, Sam.
• 42:48
  Set so anyway, more well, Womack is setting up up the up the
• 42:57
  stream. So anyway, more what?
• 43:02
  What's on store for bits and bones this week?
• 43:07
  Bits and bones This week we'll be talking about a bunch of
• 43:12
  interesting, interesting stuff like the rumors pertaining to
• 43:18
  the the studio closures from Ubisoft and what and how that
• 43:25
  that can affect the gaming in the future.
• 43:28
  And I'm not going to announce who, but next week on the 23rd,
• 43:33
  we have a special guest. Fun.
• 43:37
  I I'm going to be talking at the about the rumored PlayStation 6
• 43:43
  and how, yeah, Sony is like, I'm not, I'm not super impressed
• 43:53
  because Sony's going to hardware like a feature that we should
• 43:58
  already have. It's backwards compatibility
• 44:02
  folks, of course. They are.
• 44:05
  But anyway, and I will also have guests to announce this week.
• 44:14
  I will say that before the end of the show.
• 44:20
  In the meantime, I, I won the, I won the Timmy Awards, I won the,
• 44:27
  I won the, the honorary Sammy award last year.
• 44:35
  So I'm very curious to know. Well, I'm working on it.
• 44:40
  I had to download all of them and I'm using two monitors and
• 44:44
  I'm just I got I got I got stuff going on Sam.
• 44:46
  But I do have our first category and I want to go through read
• 44:53
  the nominees first and then I'll try and throw it up on screen.
• 44:56
  The title card for the winner. You ready, Sam, for best TV show
• 45:02
  2025 and the nominees we decided last week as you as you were
• 45:07
  here was Wednesday Season 2 AAA the Will Stancil show Monday
• 45:15
  Night Raw Dark Wolf. Oh yeah, Terminalist Dark Wolf.
• 45:22
  OK, well the winner of show of the year, the Will Stancil show.
• 45:28
  Oh, I should have brought the thing up at the when I said
• 45:31
  that, huh? The Will Stancil show?
• 45:34
  That's the wrong fucking one. Well, now you got OK.
• 45:37
  Song of the year is already fucking spoiled.
• 45:39
  I suck at this. I'm terrible.
• 45:42
  Sam, we got the Will Stancil show.
• 45:46
  I started watching the Will Stancil show last night
• 45:49
  actually. Good.
• 45:51
  While you're in for quite the ride, Sir, shout out to Emily
• 45:54
  Yukas in the The Will Stencil Show I.
• 45:58
  Have really enjoyed that. Show she liked it, everybody
• 46:01
  likes it. The the.
• 46:04
  It do be like that, Mister Whitfield.
• 46:06
  It do be like. Yeah, the the the grok the grok
• 46:14
  work Orange is hilarious. Yeah, it it's so good.
• 46:19
  It get it gets better Christmas. Oh my God, the Christmas special
• 46:23
  is crazy. OK, so next we have Song of the
• 46:29
  Year Sam. And so we got some nominees.
• 46:34
  We got Soda Pop by Jonathan Young, Crash Out by King ISO and
• 46:40
  E40 All My Haters by Tom McDonald.
• 46:45
  Shock my Dog, I Can't Stop by Gucci Marks.
• 46:49
  There's some CEO type shit also by Gucci Marks and Raindrops by
• 46:55
  Esham. But the song of the year was the
• 46:57
  vibe of the year because everybody was doing it.
• 46:59
  Sam And It Goes to Crash Out by E40 King ISO crash out Song of
• 47:08
  the year. Bad that that.
• 47:11
  Speaking of vibes, that might be the vibe for this year, judging
• 47:14
  on the Internet so far. Yep.
• 47:18
  Up next, we have Female Wrestler of the Year, and that one I'm
• 47:29
  going to have to just bring up real quick before I read the
• 47:31
  nominees so that I know what the fuck I'm doing for once.
• 47:37
  And OK, so nominees for Female Wrestler of the year, Ria
• 47:46
  Ripley, Stephanie Vicar, Saul Rooka, Jaycee Jane, Becky Lynch,
• 47:57
  Natalia and Chelsea Green. And the winner of the the Sammy
• 48:04
  for a Female Wrestler of the Year goes to Chelsea Green.
• 48:10
  Sorry, Chelsea Green. Bet you didn't expect that one,
• 48:16
  Sam. I did.
• 48:18
  I did not. You're big.
• 48:19
  You big fan of Chelsea? Sure.
• 48:24
  I know you want to join The Secret, Hervis.
• 48:29
  So yeah, we got through one page of the award, Sam, and now I
• 48:36
  need you to just for a second, give me your thoughts on some of
• 48:39
  these winners we got. Will Stancil crash out and
• 48:46
  Chelsea Green. So let me know what you think of
• 48:48
  those. You know, Max, I think, like I
• 48:52
  said, the will the will Stancil show.
• 48:54
  I just started watching last night and it is I was laughing
• 49:02
  my ass off at at A at a Rockwork Orange and also.
• 49:12
  Honorary award to Will Stancil himself for being most raped man
• 49:16
  alive. But we didn't give that one to
• 49:18
  him. Dropped it.
• 49:22
  Well, it do be like that, as sometimes it do.
• 49:28
  It do be like that. OK, so Chelsea green one now
• 49:35
  we're moving on to best interview and there were we put
• 49:41
  down a whole bunch, but the best interview Sam did this year and
• 49:47
  we put together we we thought about it.
• 49:49
  I went back and watched a couple of them and I'm personally going
• 49:55
  to say I agree with this pick for winner.
• 49:59
  It was Ty the martial arts guy, as I was referring to him.
• 50:04
  Great interview with you, Sam, obviously a lifelong friend a
• 50:07
  couple weeks ago. Tell people where they can check
• 50:10
  that one out. Folks can check that one out
• 50:14
  right here on YouTube. I have a TWR Monday playlist and
• 50:21
  also on Spotify and Apple Podcast Rumble and whereabouts
• 50:27
  you can catch the show. So check that out and I will
• 50:32
  have that LinkedIn the in the show notes.
• 50:39
  So OK, up next for the Timmy Awards 2026 for 2025 Basic Male
• 50:48
  wrestler of the Year. OK, you ready for this one Sam?
• 50:52
  You might be excited. We got John Cena, Dominic
• 50:57
  Mysterio, my homie CM Punk, Gunther V Kingo and Jay USO and
• 51:10
  Male wrestler of the year. Selected by of course are crack
• 51:13
  staff of offense ologists is Gudther.
• 51:19
  He retired Goldberg. He retired John Cena and made
• 51:23
  him tap like a little bitch. The.
• 51:27
  Buffer. For.
• 51:28
  Male wrestler of the year. What else do I have here?
• 51:34
  OK, this one. You guys would be interested
• 51:37
  Game of the year Sam as as nominated by us and voted on by
• 51:43
  our crack team of offense Ologist Game of the year 2025.
• 51:47
  The nominees are Guild Wars, Reforged Mafia, the Old Country,
• 51:54
  Enshrouded, Expedition 33 and Powell World.
• 52:02
  And the winner? Is.
• 52:06
  Powell World. Yay.
• 52:11
  We're kicking Nintendo's ass. What was that, Sam?
• 52:15
  Are you are you that not excited for Pal World?
• 52:19
  No, I, no, I am. I am excited.
• 52:21
  That's why I said yay. You're the reason.
• 52:24
  You're the reason. You are the reason that your
• 52:27
  nomination didn't win because you said it was a mediocre game.
• 52:33
  The mafia was excluded as soon as you said that.
• 52:36
  I can't pick that as the winner cuz you nominated it and said it
• 52:39
  wasn't very good. And then I looked and I was
• 52:45
  like, I can't give it to Guild Wars Reforged cuz even though
• 52:48
  it's a, it's a remaster, right? Fair.
• 52:52
  Enshrouded. I'm probably the only one of us
• 52:55
  that's played it. Expedition 33 was a
• 52:57
  consideration, but quite frankly more people have played Pow
• 53:01
  World. No, Yeah, Power.
• 53:05
  Power was a good winner. Oh.
• 53:06
  Yeah, and I can't, I can't really.
• 53:10
  I can't really find anything. Obviously Expedition 33 is a is
• 53:13
  a close runner up though, because that's a great game.
• 53:16
  People should try that one out, especially if you've got Game
• 53:18
  Pass. Next we're going to go for Movie
• 53:23
  of the Year, and the nominees are K Pop Demon Hunters, The
• 53:35
  Naked Gun remake, and James Gunn Superman.
• 53:41
  And the winner is oh boy K Pop Demon Hunters.
• 53:49
  Yep. And I can't deny it's quite
• 53:52
  popular with the kids and the music and stuff, so that's
• 53:55
  probably true. I I've not seen that by it but
• 53:59
  I've heard it's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okie.
• 54:06
  Dean says Chelsea needs to be transvestigated.
• 54:11
  That's kind of funny because there's some validity to that.
• 54:14
  All right, Sam, now we're going to get to a really contentious
• 54:17
  one. We're all going to fucking hate
• 54:18
  each other after this one because the next category is
• 54:25
  Best RTO Media Show. No hair pulling.
• 54:29
  No, no biting, no hair pulling. We're just going to look at a
• 54:33
  winner. But of course, we have to go
• 54:36
  through the nominees and I have to kill for time while I switch
• 54:42
  up my title card here because I'm.
• 54:44
  Fight, fight, fight. Fight.
• 54:46
  Darted. You, you just want an excuse to
• 54:50
  fight, don't you? Oh my God, I can't.
• 54:53
  I feel like that sometimes. It it do be like that, Mister
• 54:57
  Moore? OK, well, the nominees are The
• 55:06
  Sammich Baker's Broadcast, The Whitfield Report, Live Bits and
• 55:13
  Bones cringing Over Coffee and White Trash Court.
• 55:19
  And I fucked up there, so I'm going to need to make sure I I
• 55:23
  actually do this right so that I can get the fucking title card
• 55:26
  up. Save image.
• 55:29
  Save the fucking image. Save the fucking image.
• 55:35
  Replace the image. We must, we must, we must save
• 55:40
  the fucking image. Save the image.
• 55:44
  What the fuck? It's not there, Sam.
• 55:48
  Oh, there it is. Nope.
• 55:49
  That's the Will Stancil show. Oh, my God.
• 55:55
  There we go. And the winner is, as everybody
• 55:59
  waits with bated breath, what is the best right to offend Media
• 56:02
  show of the year? Well, we all kind of know what
• 56:04
  it is. It's the Whitfield Report Live.
• 56:08
  Yeah. Yeah, it's.
• 56:12
  Two years running, I feel like this might be rigged, Sam.
• 56:18
  Hey. Baby.
• 56:20
  Well, we're going to get to obviously a very important
• 56:23
  category next. Rico, Rico, Rico.
• 56:29
  The next category, Sam. You got a lot riding on this one
• 56:33
  this year. Book of the year.
• 56:38
  Ready for this one, Sam? Yeah.
• 56:42
  Breach of trust. Eric Bishop Awakening, Andrew G
• 56:49
  Nelson, Shadows of Deception 4 Sins of the Assassin by Sam
• 56:56
  Whitfield and Night of the Vigilante also by Sam Whitfield
• 57:01
  and can we get a drum roll, Sam? The winner is Night of the
• 57:10
  Vigilante, by a landslide, might I add can.
• 57:14
  I just say something did not sound like a drum roll, that
• 57:18
  sounded like something. Else, well, it was a fab roll.
• 57:20
  It's fine. Just a little fab roll.
• 57:28
  There you go, Sam. Do you have any?
• 57:30
  What would you like to pay for receiving this prestigious
• 57:32
  award? Well, I would like to, I, I
• 57:36
  would like to, you know, thank all the reviewers for, you know,
• 57:44
  First off, all the people who, you know, purchased the book and
• 57:49
  who have supported me with Night Vigilante.
• 57:53
  I'd like to thank Steve Stratton for coming on the show twice and
• 57:59
  talking about his experience fighting the drug cartels, which
• 58:02
  inspired Night of the Vigilante. And this award goes out to our
• 58:09
  badass operators who kicked Maduro's ass last week.
• 58:15
  Hell yeah. So yeah.
• 58:19
  OK, now we got best mom of the year.
• 58:23
  Not best mom, just mom of the year Sam.
• 58:28
  Then the nominees are we got the rookie pen welder Maxine Sand,
• 58:36
  Sam's mom, Shmuley's mom and Carethis Bettnesh, and the
• 58:48
  winner of Mom of the year goes to my homie and best buddy
• 58:53
  Carethis Mom of the year. You guys, it's an upset victory.
• 59:02
  Yeah, absolutely. That's how these things go, you
• 59:08
  know? Why?
• 59:09
  Why We're being progressive? No, dude.
• 59:13
  Dudes are winning a Mom of the Year award.
• 59:16
  He's a pretty good mom, Sam. So I've heard.
• 59:22
  All over Twitch, next category. There's a big one, Sam.
• 59:29
  There's one of the bigger ones, Retard of the Year.
• 59:35
  We ready for this and the nominees are Max.
• 59:40
  And that's my second nomination, Sam, Tim Walls.
• 59:47
  Eric. Smalls from N.W.A and Lily Tino.
• 59:54
  I mean, I mean, you've got, you've got some, you've got some
• 1:00:00
  tough competition this year, Max.
• 1:00:03
  I do. It's been a it's the year of the
• 1:00:05
  retard was 2025, but there was one retard that made being a
• 1:00:11
  retard great again. So the winner is Tim Walls.
• 1:00:18
  Well, he might not have won the vice presidency, but he did win
• 1:00:21
  a Tamir it. Was something.
• 1:00:25
  He won an award that actually matters.
• 1:00:27
  He's retard of the year because really, it's been OK to say
• 1:00:31
  retard since Trump called him one.
• 1:00:34
  I don't. Think we're doing it way before
• 1:00:36
  that, but we're just cool. Yeah, well, well, now, well, now
• 1:00:40
  the left is using retard again. Like, like it like it's going
• 1:00:45
  out. Like it never went out of style.
• 1:00:47
  Well, this set of categories, Sam, is now going to be a
• 1:00:52
  somewhat chain reaction. We start with Retard of the
• 1:00:55
  Year, but then Next up after that is of course ho of the
• 1:01:03
  year. You guys, you guys got any, you
• 1:01:08
  know, suspicion as to who might be ho of the year?
• 1:01:12
  Oh well. On Twitter.
• 1:01:13
  My ex. My ex-girlfriend.
• 1:01:18
  Well, I do know that Bonnie Blue had been disqualified by being
• 1:01:23
  too much of A HO. We can't quantify it.
• 1:01:27
  True. And so instead, you know, we had
• 1:01:32
  to find somebody else who's as big a hoe, and I believe we
• 1:01:38
  found it. So we're going through now that
• 1:01:41
  we're doing, by the way, the title after the well, I'm going
• 1:01:43
  to tell you the next couple categories and you'll see why
• 1:01:45
  there's a pattern. We had retard of the year, we
• 1:01:49
  had Mom of the year, the followed by retard of the year,
• 1:01:52
  followed by Hoe of the year, followed by Loudmouth of the
• 1:01:56
  year, followed by Jew of the year, followed by Cripple of the
• 1:01:59
  year, followed by Faggot of the year.
• 1:02:02
  So we got a couple coming saying we got some big hot categories
• 1:02:05
  coming up. Yeah.
• 1:02:08
  And so. Are we trying to get bent man
• 1:02:10
  off YouTube? Are we ready for hoe of the year
• 1:02:14
  guys? Yeah, there.
• 1:02:19
  And the nominees are Candace Owens, Piper Rochelle, Raquel,
• 1:02:27
  Raquel Rochelle, something like that, Erica Kirk, DoorDash, Girl
• 1:02:34
  and Lola Vice. And the hoe of the year is this
• 1:02:41
  is my honor and privilege. Our offense ologist team.
• 1:02:45
  They crunched the numbers, Sam, they said which one is the
• 1:02:48
  biggest hoe of them all? We all we know they're all hoes,
• 1:02:51
  but which one's the biggest one? Lola Vice.
• 1:02:54
  Damn. Fucking straight away.
• 1:02:58
  How? How did how did Lola Vice beat
• 1:03:00
  out Candace Owens? Indoor dash girl.
• 1:03:07
  She shoves her ass in everybody's face.
• 1:03:11
  And she a. Hoe she a big asshole that shake
• 1:03:14
  that ass everywhere for everybody.
• 1:03:16
  She's all over mystery. Poor Lieska who I I'm sorry.
• 1:03:21
  I don't feel that she has consented in any of the shit.
• 1:03:25
  I don't think she wants Lola touching her.
• 1:03:27
  You don't know where her hands have been.
• 1:03:30
  So there you go. There.
• 1:03:35
  The whole of the year. I need a drink.
• 1:03:40
  Sam going to die. You're so.
• 1:03:46
  Dramatic. See what?
• 1:03:50
  Do you mean I'm dramatic? I was going to die, Sam.
• 1:03:54
  I was going to die. I'm sure.
• 1:03:59
  OK, loud mouth of the year, Sam, I'm sure, I'm sure I'm, you
• 1:04:07
  know, not up for this award, right?
• 1:04:13
  And the nominees are Sam Whitfield, Maxine Sand.
• 1:04:21
  What? What?
• 1:04:24
  Morpheus, Max Sand and Carathus and the winner is Maxine Sand.
• 1:04:38
  Oh my God, what a. Aisha.
• 1:04:48
  Wow. Are Are you sure there's not a
• 1:04:53
  typo there? Nope, Nope, that's the.
• 1:04:56
  I'm just reading it right here. Even it's even check marked off
• 1:05:00
  on the list. See.
• 1:05:02
  Oh yeah, true. There we go.
• 1:05:05
  Up next, Jew of the Year, a category everybody loves.
• 1:05:14
  Everybody loves Jew of the Year. And so we got some nominees and
• 1:05:21
  I'm just, you know, I'm changing out my title cards.
• 1:05:24
  I could have prepared it better, Sam.
• 1:05:26
  I could have, but I didn't I. Well, you know, we've.
• 1:05:35
  Been on the. Fly.
• 1:05:38
  Craig Mansfield, Ben Shapiro, Benjamin Netanyahu, Laura Loomer
• 1:05:46
  or Dennis Prager, Jew of the Year Sam, got any?
• 1:05:53
  Got any predictions? I mean, you know, Craig seems
• 1:05:58
  like a sure bet, but you know that that.
• 1:06:03
  I could even give you the reasoning why that Craig
• 1:06:06
  Mansfield is Jew of the Year for 2025, and that's Sam, because he
• 1:06:12
  did the Jewish thing ever. He became a doctor, but
• 1:06:17
  technically not that kind of doctor.
• 1:06:21
  But yeah, but he is, he is a doctor, yeah.
• 1:06:24
  But a doctor, he's a doctor. He's just, you know, it's a
• 1:06:27
  different kind of doctor. Yeah.
• 1:06:29
  So for that Jew of the year, enjoy it, Craig.
• 1:06:32
  I know Craig will like getting an award for being Jew of the
• 1:06:36
  year. You know, there's a lot of Jews
• 1:06:38
  out there, notable ones that he beat out for this award.
• 1:06:44
  OK, we have Cripple of the year. I just got to get my title card
• 1:06:51
  again because I'm slow and stupid, Sam.
• 1:06:53
  And and and then I can bring up my title card and then I can
• 1:06:58
  read out these nominees. This is what happens when you
• 1:07:01
  got to produce yourself, you know, so and the nominees are
• 1:07:10
  Cripple of the year, Sam Bortheus, Maxine Sand, Dennis
• 1:07:19
  Prager. He got nominated for Cripple and
• 1:07:23
  Jews, Sam, Ricky Berwick and Clavicular and the Timmy goes to
• 1:07:34
  for Cripple of the year. Who do you guys?
• 1:07:38
  You guys got any last minute votes that might change the
• 1:07:40
  outcome? I would say.
• 1:07:44
  Maybe not get nominated and cripple the year.
• 1:07:47
  Well, because, well, because I I won it last year.
• 1:07:51
  No, Tom Cruise won it last year for his crippling homosexuality.
• 1:07:56
  You. And Mort were the ones that gave
• 1:07:57
  it to him. Yeah.
• 1:07:58
  Oh yeah. Oh yeah, That that's true.
• 1:08:02
  Well, this year it seems to follow a similar pattern, guys,
• 1:08:05
  because the winner is Clavicular for his crippling homosexuality.
• 1:08:11
  Oh, oh, that. Oh yeah, that guy.
• 1:08:14
  Yeah, I. Yeah.
• 1:08:15
  So congratulations, Clavicular, on being so gay that you're the
• 1:08:21
  cripple of the year. You know, he worked really hard
• 1:08:28
  for it. But of course, there's a
• 1:08:30
  category for being the, you know, well, the next category,
• 1:08:35
  Sam Faggot of the year. And we could probably argue it
• 1:08:40
  could go to the BBC right about now, but that's a whole side
• 1:08:44
  tangent. Faggot of the year.
• 1:08:49
  And the nominees are Andrew Tate, Nick Fuentes, Steven
• 1:09:00
  Crowder, Christopher Cantwell and Mersch year 2025.
• 1:09:10
  This might be the toughest. This might be the toughest
• 1:09:13
  category as well because I mean, they're all, they're all really
• 1:09:18
  worthy of of. But one of them in 2025, Rose's
• 1:09:22
  faggotry to the next level. He was the biggest faggot that
• 1:09:26
  has ever lived and his name is the faggot of the year,
• 1:09:29
  Christopher Cantwell, who came out as gay and then wrote a book
• 1:09:34
  that you guys read about how much he likes semen.
• 1:09:36
  The. Best faggot doesn't exactly.
• 1:09:39
  His name wasn't straight. Yeah, even his name on the title
• 1:09:44
  cards. Not straight Sam.
• 1:09:45
  That's how much of A faggot he is.
• 1:09:48
  That's true. We got worst TV series finale of
• 1:09:56
  all time, I guess because you'll see why.
• 1:10:03
  OK, Worst TV series finale of 25 or any other time in history.
• 1:10:11
  I wonder why this category even exists.
• 1:10:13
  That's so strange. The nominees are stranger
• 1:10:19
  Things, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Yellowstone, Umbrella Academy,
• 1:10:26
  and Barney and friends and Sam. Barney and Friends for sure has
• 1:10:29
  to win because the finale was that he was a pedophile and
• 1:10:32
  that's a pretty bad ending. That, that, yeah, that that's a,
• 1:10:36
  that's a. Not as bad as our winner
• 1:10:39
  Stranger Things. Oof.
• 1:10:42
  Oof. And it was given by fans of the
• 1:10:44
  show. That's oof.
• 1:10:46
  That's rough. I.
• 1:10:47
  Have to say the worst things. The worst thing that the Duffer
• 1:10:52
  Brothers did was put out that fucking documentary about the
• 1:10:56
  making of season 5 because they have no one to blame but
• 1:11:01
  themselves for the accusations of using AI to write the script
• 1:11:06
  when they have screens literally in the documentary screens.
• 1:11:10
  ChatGPT right there on the fucking computer.
• 1:11:15
  That's retarded. Whether you used it or not
• 1:11:18
  doesn't matter. You had it in the documentary
• 1:11:20
  and now that is an accusation that you cannot get rid of and
• 1:11:23
  it is going to taint your reputation.
• 1:11:25
  So wait, you mean you mean to tell me that they pulled both a
• 1:11:29
  Yellowstone and a Game of Thrones?
• 1:11:33
  Where they where they simultaneously, where they
• 1:11:37
  simultaneously they did a bad season, they made a documentary
• 1:11:41
  about it and they used AI allegedly to write scripts.
• 1:11:50
  That is bad. How weird some of the
• 1:11:53
  conversations were between the characters, Both Pen and I,
• 1:11:58
  well, I'm. She wants more proof, but she
• 1:12:04
  wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, that's the way I would say
• 1:12:07
  it. Yeah.
• 1:12:07
  Pen no more like, oh, well, maybe it's just Google Docs.
• 1:12:11
  And I'm like, look, the, the, the, the, the, the, the fucking
• 1:12:15
  HTTP, whatever fucking shit you put in for it isn't clear, but
• 1:12:20
  it does. Dude.
• 1:12:21
  You can clearly tell there's AP in there.
• 1:12:24
  That's ChatGPT. And it kind of made my heart
• 1:12:27
  sink. And it's like if you guys
• 1:12:29
  weren't fully into it. Oh, and by the way, they hadn't
• 1:12:32
  even finished writing the fucking script when they were
• 1:12:34
  filming. Yes.
• 1:12:37
  Of course not, we felt. So much.
• 1:12:40
  Patience. So next category best Sam
• 1:12:44
  Whitfield of 2025. Wait.
• 1:12:54
  That's right. I I I I am Sam Whitfield though.
• 1:12:58
  Well, OK, but that doesn't mean you're the best one.
• 1:13:01
  So the nominees are Ortheus, Sam Whitfield and Evan from the Fake
• 1:13:11
  Untitled podcast and the winner of Best Sam Whitfield 2025.
• 1:13:20
  Evan Congratulations, Evan. That's a big award.
• 1:13:27
  Well, yeah, we can. Congratulations to him.
• 1:13:34
  You know, I suppose I've been a good, I suppose I've been a
• 1:13:38
  good. I've been a good inspiration for
• 1:13:40
  him if he's the new me. That's that's that's right.
• 1:13:46
  You know, look, best Sam Whitfield.
• 1:13:49
  I kind of I took it as the best show host.
• 1:13:56
  And Evan? Why I didn't vote for you.
• 1:13:59
  I voted for Evan because that's a good show.
• 1:14:01
  Oh it. Oh, it is.
• 1:14:03
  And I'm going to, I'm going to be honest, the reason why Evan
• 1:14:07
  gets my vote is when he was on for white trash court, he made a
• 1:14:13
  sandwich beforehand. That got my vote.
• 1:14:15
  He made a sandwich. So see that he's also an
• 1:14:19
  honorary sandwich maker. Yep.
• 1:14:22
  Yeah. It was the year of Evan Sam.
• 1:14:24
  You got to give it to him. He had a good one.
• 1:14:25
  Hey. Hey, Evan.
• 1:14:27
  Evan does have a Evan is a great host.
• 1:14:30
  He has a great, He has a great radio voice.
• 1:14:34
  Yeah, for sure. Oh yeah.
• 1:14:37
  And we got DJ of the Year, Sam DJ of the year, we got Evan
• 1:14:44
  nominated again, DJ Dark Sandman AKA Max and me, DJ Bobby B from
• 1:14:51
  the Cottonmouth Kings and DJ Ant from Atmosphere.
• 1:14:56
  DJ of the year goes to Sam Evan. Evan yeah.
• 1:15:01
  And his. His.
• 1:15:02
  I got robbed. I made more me.
• 1:15:05
  I made my music, Sam. Yeah, but yeah, but do you, do
• 1:15:11
  you have a, do you have a Live D-Day show every Tuesday?
• 1:15:15
  You just don't watch it. Every Tuesday night at 7:00 PM
• 1:15:20
  on What Do I? Play the music that I actually
• 1:15:24
  made myself. I figured that should count for
• 1:15:26
  something, you bastards. It absolutely should.
• 1:15:31
  No, apparently not 'cause he's the DJ of the year.
• 1:15:35
  Nobody cares if you make the music, they just like the slop.
• 1:15:38
  We'll look. We'll look.
• 1:15:40
  We'll look. Max.
• 1:15:41
  I sympathize, I mean. I got to be a shoe in for the
• 1:15:44
  next category though. Best husband of the Max.
• 1:15:49
  Band of the Year surely? Surely I'm going to win Max Sand
• 1:15:56
  of the Year, right? Well, who else?
• 1:15:58
  Who else could be the Max sand of?
• 1:16:00
  The year there are some nominees, unfortunately, and I
• 1:16:03
  have a feeling that I'm not going to win because I haven't
• 1:16:07
  won anything. Sam.
• 1:16:14
  OK. The nominees for Max Sand of the
• 1:16:17
  Year, Shimuli Asman, Gold Pod, Awful, Max Sand, and Matan Evan,
• 1:16:35
  and the winner of Max Sand of the year at the Timmy's for 2025
• 1:16:40
  is Matan. Man, I'll bring that little pip.
• 1:16:47
  Squeaks fucking neck motherfucker being a good
• 1:16:52
  fucking troll. Congratulations on the award,
• 1:16:55
  Matang. Well, hey.
• 1:17:00
  What do you do now? So we have we have two awards
• 1:17:05
  left. Sam firstly is the second to
• 1:17:12
  last award. Now we've obviously the show was
• 1:17:14
  named in honor of our friend Tim.
• 1:17:17
  Not that he's dead, he he's just cool.
• 1:17:20
  And I think I figured it would be a good way to.
• 1:17:23
  And one thing about Tim is that he rides for the homies.
• 1:17:27
  And so I wanted to point out that this is the award for the
• 1:17:30
  best Tim of 2025. We got some nominees here, and
• 1:17:38
  we're just gonna go through them real quick for nominees for the
• 1:17:43
  best Tim of 2025. And I didn't even download the
• 1:17:47
  fucking thing. So I'm stupid, Sam.
• 1:17:52
  Stupid and dumb. Well, you're, well, you're not.
• 1:17:55
  You're not retarded though, Max, And that's, that's a good thing.
• 1:17:59
  You're not. I think, well, I'm not, I'm not
• 1:18:02
  the retard of the year, but I got a nomination.
• 1:18:05
  Yeah, well, you're not. Yeah, you're not Tim Poole or
• 1:18:09
  you're not Tim Wall. It's funny because both of them
• 1:18:13
  were not nominated for best Tim. Tim Poole?
• 1:18:16
  Tim Walz not on here. So who are the best Tim
• 1:18:19
  nominees? Sam?
• 1:18:20
  We only have 3 Tim from bits and bones, Tim Allen and Tim Tebow
• 1:18:27
  and the winner is Tim. Tim wins the Timmy for best Tim.
• 1:18:33
  Couldn't write that shit. What a surprise.
• 1:18:36
  No. And that brings us, Sam, to the
• 1:18:41
  final award of the night. And that is, of course, I
• 1:18:46
  surprised you with it last year, famously, but now you're
• 1:18:51
  expecting it, maybe even a bit curious, right?
• 1:18:55
  This is the Sam Whitfield Award for a lifetime of achievements
• 1:18:58
  and excellence. And up until yesterday, Sam,
• 1:19:03
  actually until today, I was going to do a fake out and I was
• 1:19:07
  going to fake you out that I was going to give you the award so
• 1:19:11
  you would be disappointed. And I was going to give it to
• 1:19:14
  Shmuley and me and him had planned that.
• 1:19:16
  And then I was going to double cross him and give it to you
• 1:19:23
  after faking you out. But something came up in the
• 1:19:27
  past day or so that changed the person we're honoring with a
• 1:19:32
  lifetime achievement award. And so we have to for the 2025
• 1:19:40
  the Sam Whitfield Award for a Lifetime Achievement and
• 1:19:43
  excellence. Although Sam, it would be fun to
• 1:19:46
  call you the two time Sammy award winner.
• 1:19:51
  We're going to honor somebody else with this one.
• 1:19:53
  And so the Sammy goes to Scott Adams for a lifetime of
• 1:20:00
  excellence. Which I think, which I think is
• 1:20:03
  very well deserved and yeah, I mean it.
• 1:20:09
  Seems like the right answer right as soon actually you
• 1:20:12
  recommended it and as soon as you said that I was like, wow,
• 1:20:17
  we need to change it. So shout out to our crack
• 1:20:20
  production staff Maxine over here for putting together the
• 1:20:24
  title cards for us all and especially this one on short
• 1:20:27
  notice and. Oh yes.
• 1:20:30
  Congratulations or not to everybody that won an award.
• 1:20:34
  You can pick up your, your, your, your prizes in the mail.
• 1:20:42
  Well, you know, and I mean, I suppose Scott's ex-wife Shelly
• 1:20:49
  can can pick that up on his behalf.
• 1:20:57
  Yeah, yeah, we're just going to. We're just sending them to
• 1:21:01
  people. If you don't get it, contact
• 1:21:05
  Amazon. Of course.
• 1:21:08
  Where's my fucking award? I'm sure they'll help you out.
• 1:21:15
  But anyway, Sam, Book of the year.
• 1:21:19
  That's a good one. Hey, book, book of the year
• 1:21:22
  isn't bad. And, you know, and, you know,
• 1:21:29
  having having the Sammy Award go to the Scott Adams, I mean,
• 1:21:35
  that's kind of an honor in an in of itself.
• 1:21:39
  Well, last year it was the main serious award to honor you for
• 1:21:43
  all you've done in writing and podcasting and everything else.
• 1:21:47
  So it being not a joke this year is probably fitting.
• 1:21:52
  And it was going to be a joke until we realized that, yeah,
• 1:21:56
  they're talk about a lifetime of excellence.
• 1:21:59
  Oh, yeah. Which, which by the way, I, for
• 1:22:04
  those interested, I did write a post on Scott Adams and kind of
• 1:22:13
  did all, did a bit of research, you know, into the man's life.
• 1:22:19
  He accomplished a lot in just the final decade of his life,
• 1:22:23
  too. So.
• 1:22:29
  And, you know, peep, peep. Words.
• 1:22:31
  I was going to do a best top ten list as well, Sam, but man, I
• 1:22:35
  would have had to dig through all of them.
• 1:22:37
  Sorry to interrupt there. Oh, no, no, I know that.
• 1:22:40
  And that would that would be a tough one.
• 1:22:43
  One thing I do want to point out about Scott Adams, though, is I
• 1:22:48
  know that sometimes people have like, you know, criticized or
• 1:22:52
  made fun of the fact that our live stream sort of is just is
• 1:22:57
  just two guys with a, you know, with a webcam and not much else,
• 1:23:01
  right? We don't have we don't have a
• 1:23:03
  fancy studio, but I like to point out that Scott did his
• 1:23:08
  live streams. This like that's the fun part
• 1:23:12
  too, is like people act like that means we don't put prep in.
• 1:23:15
  No, these are this was like a week's worth of work to try and
• 1:23:20
  entertain people. Oh yeah.
• 1:23:23
  I hope it was entertaining. Well, it wasn't just me picking
• 1:23:27
  the winners. You can tell.
• 1:23:29
  What it, what it, what is for all of us, but I mean Scott.
• 1:23:35
  Scott entertained people every day from his kid.
• 1:23:38
  What are they from his kitchen counter?
• 1:23:40
  Making coffee. That was the whole point of
• 1:23:42
  coffee with Scott. Yeah.
• 1:23:45
  Scott Adams and. But he proved you don't like the
• 1:23:54
  idea that you need one of these fancy sets or anything.
• 1:23:58
  I mean, Lord, like he, he was just there.
• 1:24:02
  I mean, he was sick at the end. He wasn't hiding it either.
• 1:24:05
  No, I mean live streaming well, well basically in Hospice talk
• 1:24:13
  up commitment, so. Yep, and a lifetime of work that
• 1:24:21
  is not going to be sneezed at from Dilbert on down through all
• 1:24:25
  those books. 10 Habits of highly effective People.
• 1:24:28
  I think really he he jump started a whole mindset of a
• 1:24:35
  generation. The, I mean the Joy of work and
• 1:24:41
  the, the, the Dilbert theory, those were, those are those are
• 1:24:46
  books that are, those are books that are actually on the shelf
• 1:24:55
  behind me. Yeah.
• 1:25:00
  So. So yeah, a well deserved award.
• 1:25:05
  Obviously we're having fun making our own awards just to be
• 1:25:09
  silly. But yeah, I think, I think the
• 1:25:12
  Sam Whitfield Award is meaningful at this point.
• 1:25:16
  Yeah, it is. And it and it was.
• 1:25:19
  Possibly win it next year, we'll know next year.
• 1:25:21
  Same with everything else. We got a whole another year that
• 1:25:25
  we can make categories out of. Indeed.
• 1:25:31
  And then vote for the best shit. You notice it's random ass shit
• 1:25:35
  that we nominated. That's right.
• 1:25:37
  We might be missing a category, but that's right too.
• 1:25:41
  We're just putting in more effort.
• 1:25:43
  I, I mean, how many people even broader to prepare when they put
• 1:25:48
  on shows? Like they just sit there and
• 1:25:50
  talk in front of the camera. They don't even think of what
• 1:25:52
  they're going to. They react to things live.
• 1:25:55
  We try to minimize that. Speaking of that, now we can get
• 1:26:00
  into some of the sausage making aspects.
• 1:26:02
  Sam, you were telling me before we got on that the BBC has a
• 1:26:06
  problem with our reaction to their almost 40 year old video
• 1:26:13
  of them making faggots so much that they claim to own the
• 1:26:19
  entire podcast. Yes, they they tried to own the
• 1:26:24
  entirety of last week's episode on YouTube, which by the way,
• 1:26:31
  apologies for taking so long to upload the podcast to Spotify.
• 1:26:38
  That was why it took until Friday was because I had to.
• 1:26:47
  Just for the viewers out there, if this happens, you can find
• 1:26:51
  the video uncensored on rumble on Kik on axe for a while.
• 1:26:57
  I don't know if it saves it forever, but yes, there are
• 1:27:00
  other places that do not censor us.
• 1:27:03
  So This is why I know a lot of Youtubers will get on and
• 1:27:05
  they'll be like, Oh my God, we got struck or whatever.
• 1:27:09
  Yeah, that sucks. It obviously hinders reach and
• 1:27:11
  everything like that. But YouTube is like a secondary
• 1:27:14
  platform for us, so it enables us to continue on without being
• 1:27:19
  so worried about it. But yes, I think the BBC didn't
• 1:27:23
  like our critique of their cooking.
• 1:27:27
  Well, what's? Funny, Max is the critique is
• 1:27:32
  still on there. Like it's just the audio and
• 1:27:36
  video portions where we're playing it have been cut out.
• 1:27:41
  So you can, so you can hear that, you can hear the critique,
• 1:27:45
  but if you didn't know what we were talking about, you wouldn't
• 1:27:48
  be able to see the video well. That's what I'm saying is you
• 1:27:51
  could see it on Rumble without that.
• 1:27:54
  Yeah, same with same with Spotify too and.
• 1:27:57
  I'm telling you right now, if reacting to a 5 minute video
• 1:28:00
  while we were talking the whole time and laughing is not fair
• 1:28:04
  use, then what is? Agreed.
• 1:28:08
  I mean, I think the BBC proved that they're a bunch of faggots.
• 1:28:14
  Yeah, I I don't understand why they're protective of such a
• 1:28:18
  clip. It's on YouTube already and not
• 1:28:21
  on the BBC. By the way.
• 1:28:25
  Freedom of speech over on that side of the pod either so.
• 1:28:28
  You know that clip did not come from ABBC owned YouTube channel
• 1:28:32
  Sam, just for the record. Of of course, of course not.
• 1:28:38
  So why are they still allowed to have it up?
• 1:28:41
  But whatever YouTube, get your shit together.
• 1:28:44
  AAI moderation is everybody's complaining about, so it is what
• 1:28:50
  it is. Well.
• 1:28:52
  To be fair, I don't think this was AI moderation.
• 1:28:55
  I I think that this was some but her intern at the B at the BBC,
• 1:29:00
  you know, you know, the, the Brits, they used to have a sense
• 1:29:04
  of humor with Monty Python and what not.
• 1:29:07
  What? Sam, that might be my fault.
• 1:29:10
  You know I'm a former BBC contributor, right?
• 1:29:15
  No, I did not. Yeah.
• 1:29:17
  So the first Irregulars podcast that we did in like.
• 1:29:21
  Oh yeah, yeah. 20, I want to say 2016 we got listed against our
• 1:29:29
  consent actually as ABBC affiliated podcast, ABBC
• 1:29:33
  contributor and they put our show for like 6 weeks on their
• 1:29:37
  website and it was way edgier than this show.
• 1:29:42
  That is hilarious. Yeah, apparently they thought it
• 1:29:46
  was like a a history thing for a minute and they hadn't listened
• 1:29:50
  to it or something. But as soon as we brought it up
• 1:29:52
  on the show, immediately we got removed from the list.
• 1:29:56
  But technically for about 6 weeks I was ABBC contributor.
• 1:30:01
  So they so they blame you and not the, not the, not the call,
• 1:30:06
  not the. I'm sorry, they don't use, they
• 1:30:09
  don't use to turn to college, so they blame you and not the and
• 1:30:13
  not the UNI intern. Yeah, that that of course
• 1:30:22
  meeting companies here do that they tell the interns to post
• 1:30:28
  YouTube clips and whatnot and then they got mad at the content
• 1:30:34
  graders. So.
• 1:30:37
  Yeah, well, you know, it's the same old shit.
• 1:30:41
  We're dealing with the same kind of censorship.
• 1:30:43
  It ain't changed, it's just manifested differently.
• 1:30:46
  They know, like they used to be able to.
• 1:30:50
  My God, you guys were just questioning vaccines, and that's
• 1:30:53
  probably why you got banned originally, right?
• 1:30:56
  And like, then they decided, oh shit, we banned all these people
• 1:30:59
  for that and they undid a lot of stuff.
• 1:31:01
  But now they're just finding different nitpicks.
• 1:31:04
  Yeah, it's the same kind of shit.
• 1:31:06
  YouTube is not the fucking save. All the sudden we're all go back
• 1:31:09
  to YouTube and it'll be OK. We hedged our bets.
• 1:31:14
  Look, I'm look, I'm glad, I'm glad to be back on YouTube
• 1:31:17
  because as far as far as user interface and as far as like
• 1:31:21
  actually downloading the streams, it still is the best as
• 1:31:28
  far as that. But yeah, it's not our only,
• 1:31:34
  it's not our only thing anymore either.
• 1:31:38
  So also. Sort of cancelled enough to try
• 1:31:43
  to make ourselves cancel. Proof.
• 1:31:47
  Yeah, no, I guess not proof, but resistant, right?
• 1:31:52
  Yeah, cancel, cancel resistant. And for those who have been
• 1:31:56
  asking, Moore and I will be putting the Bits and Bones
• 1:32:01
  podcast up on Spotify here this year.
• 1:32:06
  What have started last week if I hadn't gotten sick?
• 1:32:12
  So. Cringing over Cantwell is going
• 1:32:18
  to have a new episode soon. Those take time, but I promise
• 1:32:25
  with everything I know now that basically nobody else knows
• 1:32:29
  about the situation. There's a lot to the Cantwell
• 1:32:33
  story. I know I did 4 streams on him in
• 1:32:36
  2025 and we're. Back.
• 1:32:40
  Hey, well, hey, it's just like, it's just like the Owen Benjamin
• 1:32:45
  streams from few years ago that, you know, they keep grow, they
• 1:32:49
  keep growing. So yeah, evolving.
• 1:32:56
  I might have a new friend for the Cringe Coffee House.
• 1:32:59
  There's a guy that has tickled my fancy that's a very prolific
• 1:33:03
  poster, but I don't want to really give my hand away and
• 1:33:08
  scare him off. But I got some ideas, Sam.
• 1:33:11
  I'm working on some stuff. Been a little under the weather
• 1:33:14
  too though, to be quite frank. Yeah.
• 1:33:18
  It's, it's that, it's that time of year.
• 1:33:20
  I, I I. Tell us about it.
• 1:33:27
  Well, I had like I had he's. Got 2 northeastern guys and he's
• 1:33:31
  going to be like, yeah, this time of the year is so tough in
• 1:33:34
  Florida. Well, I I had a sore.
• 1:33:39
  Throat I walk 30 miles outside every week at minimum.
• 1:33:43
  Sam Well, it doesn't matter if it's snowing.
• 1:33:51
  That's why I'm. Sick.
• 1:33:52
  How? How dare Florida reach 32°?
• 1:33:55
  Geez. Oh yeah, you guys must have had
• 1:33:57
  a panic attack. Yeah.
• 1:34:02
  Heaven forbid you ever need a snow shovel.
• 1:34:04
  You wouldn't find one in the whole fucking state.
• 1:34:08
  A plow? What do we need a plow for,
• 1:34:11
  dude? Remember what you were saying
• 1:34:13
  he's got. Sorry, I was just going to say
• 1:34:20
  when Texas had snow and they called up to us for plows.
• 1:34:26
  I I I bet, I bet you I bet you were, I bet you were wabbing
• 1:34:30
  your ass off. Yeah, because it's like, you
• 1:34:33
  know, we can't just motivate a fucking fleet of trucks on an
• 1:34:36
  instant to move halfway across the country, right?
• 1:34:40
  Y'all might have wanted to been a little prepared for in case
• 1:34:42
  there was ever snow. Yeah, well, that, well that,
• 1:34:47
  that's why I that's why I still keep the snow power attachment
• 1:34:51
  on my wheelchair. As much as I hate Oh yeah,
• 1:34:55
  you're going to do a lot of plowing on the wheelchair, It's
• 1:34:58
  yeah. You probably would, though,
• 1:35:00
  because in Florida you'd get like a little fluff and that you
• 1:35:02
  guys would think it's a Blizzard.
• 1:35:05
  But I mean in a real place that has real snow, your power chair
• 1:35:09
  isn't pushing anything. No, I no, I didn't.
• 1:35:14
  I know because I grew up in Colorado and yeah, black, black
• 1:35:18
  ice, by the way, is not like. Black ice and snow in a fucking
• 1:35:25
  power chair. You might as well just throw
• 1:35:27
  yourself onto the ground. I almost did a few times.
• 1:35:32
  Yeah, well. You might as well just cut the
• 1:35:36
  instead of going over the black ice, just dive out of the
• 1:35:38
  fucking wheelchair. Same fucking result.
• 1:35:42
  I know because I've done that driving my pops fucking power
• 1:35:46
  check around. You have black guys all the all
• 1:35:48
  the Florida High. Also wet leaves.
• 1:35:54
  Oh yeah. Wet leaves up here will hit you
• 1:35:57
  as bad as fucking snow. You will spin the fuck out.
• 1:36:04
  Yeah, that's rough. You get hydroplane on fucking
• 1:36:11
  leaves, meaning you're stopping. The brakes are only actually
• 1:36:16
  touching the leaves, not the fucking ground, and so you're
• 1:36:20
  not actually stopping. So you go spin out, hit a tree.
• 1:36:27
  Yeah, yeah, that's fun. It happens to those fucks that
• 1:36:32
  come up to look at the leaves, change color like retards and
• 1:36:36
  then they don't know how to drive with a bunch of leaves on
• 1:36:38
  the ground so they just drive like there's not and then they
• 1:36:42
  end up in the trees. Get a nice view of them color
• 1:36:45
  changing leaves. What?
• 1:36:48
  What about? What about?
• 1:36:50
  What about hotties? More.
• 1:36:53
  As I put put put a plow on on Sammy's electric chair and and
• 1:36:58
  have Sammy plow the driveways and save the hotties.
• 1:37:04
  Just got to make sure it stays under an inch of snow for that
• 1:37:07
  to work. Yeah.
• 1:37:12
  You get an inch and a half and the chair is going to chug.
• 1:37:20
  But you're in Florida, so that's unlikely. 2 inches?
• 1:37:24
  No, not in Florida. That's too big.
• 1:37:29
  No. You see what I did there?
• 1:37:33
  Oh, yeah, I, I thought, I thought, I thought you did what
• 1:37:37
  you did. Imagine being in Minnesota
• 1:37:42
  though. Not only is it cold, it's
• 1:37:44
  retarded. That that is, that is that is
• 1:37:49
  true. Except except shout out to that
• 1:37:53
  one guy who who lives in Minnesota who was in CR Show you
• 1:37:58
  know who you are going to. Say, yeah, it is kind of cold
• 1:38:01
  and retarded up here. Yes.
• 1:38:04
  I mean, if he's surrounded by those people, he knows it's
• 1:38:07
  retarded. And I mean, it's been a soda.
• 1:38:10
  He knows it's cold. So not saying anything you
• 1:38:13
  wouldn't know. I shit on lots of places Sam and
• 1:38:16
  the people from them seem to not mind so much.
• 1:38:19
  Like look at the poor Brits, I've done a number on them.
• 1:38:22
  Well, I. Mean they keep a snip off her
• 1:38:25
  lip though. That happens when you suck so
• 1:38:27
  many Dick, it just stays in place.
• 1:38:30
  I mean, I mean, Britain deserves.
• 1:38:31
  It's like a, it's like super glue.
• 1:38:34
  I mean, you know shit. On the French.
• 1:38:40
  England deserves it though, let's be honest.
• 1:38:47
  King Govina says shovel ambush Minnesota and yeah.
• 1:38:55
  I got Minnesota fatigue Sam because I knew those they were
• 1:38:59
  retarded out there for years and I'm just sick of hearing about
• 1:39:03
  it at this point. Like, just put this lady in
• 1:39:05
  jail. Oh, she's dead?
• 1:39:07
  Put her fucking wife in jail and you want to stand in front of a
• 1:39:10
  cop? You want to get in front of
• 1:39:12
  traffic? Just put them in jail.
• 1:39:13
  Like I don't want to hear about it anymore.
• 1:39:15
  I really have no sympathy to give for fucking women being
• 1:39:19
  aggressive and starting. Shit, neither do I that.
• 1:39:24
  Also, the same people that want you to cry for Renee.
• 1:39:27
  Good. Uh huh.
• 1:39:28
  We're the same people laughing about Charlie Kirk and they're
• 1:39:31
  laughing about Scott Adams. So.
• 1:39:33
  Fuck you. Well, she herself was.
• 1:39:36
  She herself was laughing about Charlie Kirk.
• 1:39:38
  When so like I I, I almost hate to be this asshole, but it's
• 1:39:45
  like, karma's a bitch, ain't it? And so is she.
• 1:39:48
  But she a dead bitch now. Yeah.
• 1:39:53
  Oh man, imagine how did you guys hear the song I made with the
• 1:39:58
  All I did was take the fucking words they said in the fucking
• 1:40:02
  tape and I made a punk song out of it called Drive Baby Drive.
• 1:40:07
  Oh yeah, I did. Came out pretty good.
• 1:40:09
  I that was an AI thing. I was just dicking around.
• 1:40:13
  So I'm not that's I don't count if I make something with AII,
• 1:40:16
  don't count that as my music because that's not how that
• 1:40:19
  works. Just for the record, people are
• 1:40:23
  like, oh, you've made AI songs? Yes, but the songs I play on,
• 1:40:26
  like sandwich makers and stuff, that's all.
• 1:40:28
  I made it the old fashioned way. Yep.
• 1:40:32
  I feel funny saying the old fashioned way because I made it
• 1:40:34
  on a computer and to me that was new school.
• 1:40:37
  But it's not AI, it's just loops.
• 1:40:40
  I spend hours and hours staring at fucking loops guys.
• 1:40:47
  Loops. Am I am AI now Sam?
• 1:40:49
  Is that what it is? Might be.
• 1:40:54
  Now, now if if you use, if you use AI to create, if you use AI
• 1:41:00
  to create loops. But then.
• 1:41:03
  I but I don't do that either. I I know, but I but I I.
• 1:41:08
  Paid for my loops legitimately like a fucking producer should.
• 1:41:13
  Well, but I I hypothetically though if you were to make your
• 1:41:16
  loops from scratch or something. I do.
• 1:41:21
  Hold on. I make a lot of them by fucking
• 1:41:24
  hand, from scratch. Sam the fuck?
• 1:41:28
  Of course I do. What the fuck?
• 1:41:31
  Fuck you thinking I make my loops by.
• 1:41:34
  Hand. Let me grab my guitar.
• 1:41:37
  And. Yes, I make I make my own loop
• 1:41:42
  Sam. Oh, oh, I'm I knew.
• 1:41:47
  I knew you did. This is literally only for that
• 1:41:54
  because it doesn't hook up to anything but a computer.
• 1:41:57
  It's a MIDI keyboard. It's not full size because I
• 1:42:00
  don't need full size because if I need to switch octaves, I go
• 1:42:02
  up, down. Plus once I've set the beat, I
• 1:42:05
  usually just go in middle C anyway And then so I can set my
• 1:42:10
  little loop up and then import it into the thing.
• 1:42:13
  And then from there I can actually change the pitch.
• 1:42:15
  So it's a different note if I need to anyway.
• 1:42:18
  But that's. That's dope.
• 1:42:22
  Yeah, so I, I have sound pools and samples and stuff, and I put
• 1:42:26
  them together. That's how musicians have made
• 1:42:28
  music for the most part, for the past 20 years. 25 years.
• 1:42:32
  Yep. You you could probably.
• 1:42:37
  Oh man. There's an old school reference.
• 1:42:39
  Shout out to chat for that one. Yeah, I don't use Fruity Loops
• 1:42:42
  no more. Obviously it's a little old
• 1:42:43
  school, but same principle, yeah.
• 1:42:46
  Oh man, oh man, more. I mean, oh man, Max, you could
• 1:42:50
  probably take like clips of. Magics by Sony now so.
• 1:42:56
  You could you could probably take like clips of me from
• 1:42:59
  various episodes and shows and have me singing all sorts of
• 1:43:05
  wild shit. So.
• 1:43:07
  Yeah, I'm probably like, I'm working on a mix tape right now
• 1:43:12
  of some various ideas. I want to do a reggae song.
• 1:43:18
  Bass. Well, 'cause I got, I made a
• 1:43:21
  bunch of reggae beats and I use like, so people hear that some
• 1:43:25
  of my songs have lyrics, Sam, and that's why they assume it's
• 1:43:27
  AI. No, those are real people and
• 1:43:29
  real samples that I've acquired that I legally own the
• 1:43:33
  commercial rights to. Of course.
• 1:43:36
  It's not, it's not just AI does all the like.
• 1:43:39
  If you hear lyrics on my fucking shit, it's not AI unless I, I
• 1:43:44
  literally, if I make something with like Sona, I just link to
• 1:43:48
  Sona, right? And so, you know, I made it with
• 1:43:52
  AI. How long does it take me to make
• 1:43:54
  an AI project? About as long as anybody else,
• 1:43:57
  right? You type a thing in and it makes
• 1:43:58
  it in five fucking seconds. In 2025, Sam I made seven albums
• 1:44:05
  worth of music. Impressive.
• 1:44:08
  Yeah, most of it was for vaccines crafting corner.
• 1:44:14
  Some of it was for you guys shows.
• 1:44:17
  Great Grammy, great music, by the way, on the crafting corner.
• 1:44:24
  Yeah, I try and it's a, it's a variety.
• 1:44:26
  You know, I made, I, I stepped out of my bounds a little bit,
• 1:44:29
  made some pop music, made some like 80s style synth and just
• 1:44:34
  different things that I didn't know.
• 1:44:35
  I'm I'm used to making just hip hop, honestly, and reggae and
• 1:44:40
  and I produced metal. But you don't like make metal
• 1:44:42
  with loops. You know what I mean?
• 1:44:44
  I've you produce a band. So it's a little different.
• 1:44:47
  Right. Yeah, I mean, you can make metal
• 1:44:50
  with loops. It just doesn't sound very good
• 1:44:52
  most of the time. I have a couple of those and
• 1:44:56
  they sound as weird as that usually sounds like my metal
• 1:45:00
  loop songs don't come out quite right because kind of.
• 1:45:04
  And that's why I want to sit down and and bang out some
• 1:45:07
  guitar stuff for it. But then, you know, now I'm just
• 1:45:09
  going on about music production. Why?
• 1:45:14
  Why we're we're, we're, we're nerds, so we enjoy that type of
• 1:45:18
  stuff. So.
• 1:45:21
  Yeah, yeah. That's why it was funny that I
• 1:45:25
  didn't win Best DJ because I put out seven albums of DJ Pusick
• 1:45:33
  Original. All right?
• 1:45:38
  I didn't do a show every Tuesday night at whatever, but I
• 1:45:42
  definitely produced 7 albums. That is, that is an impressive
• 1:45:47
  feat, Sir. I was.
• 1:45:52
  I was bored and high. Well, hey, that, that's that's
• 1:45:57
  when you create your, that's when you create your mess some.
• 1:46:00
  Of them are like I want to get high, I want to get high shit
• 1:46:04
  like. That sometimes that's when
• 1:46:08
  people create their best work, you know, to be.
• 1:46:11
  Sometimes they embarrass themself.
• 1:46:13
  I've done that too. Oh yeah, what's not for that?
• 1:46:20
  I think I deserve a special award.
• 1:46:22
  Sam, you know you got an award. I think there's one for me.
• 1:46:27
  I just thought of this, the Walk It Off award.
• 1:46:34
  Oh yes, you definitely. You definitely deserve.
• 1:46:37
  'Cause this year I've smashed my head into the ground twice.
• 1:46:43
  I got attacked by gang bangers on and on of shit that happened
• 1:46:51
  to me this year and I just keep walking.
• 1:46:54
  I walk it off. I mean, I mean, you felt you
• 1:46:57
  fell, you fell on your butt on stream too, and you walked that
• 1:47:01
  off. I fell on my face and then it
• 1:47:04
  hit my head and then farted on stream.
• 1:47:09
  And you walked that off. That's right.
• 1:47:12
  So there you go, the Walk It Off award.
• 1:47:15
  I'm giving it to myself because I've walked off a lot of shit
• 1:47:18
  this year. Yes, you have.
• 1:47:22
  I still AM and I'm trying, but it's tiring, my man.
• 1:47:28
  I'm trying to create stuff, I'm trying to do stuff, but I got so
• 1:47:32
  much going on. People don't see me around as
• 1:47:35
  much. It's like damn bro, I'm fucking
• 1:47:38
  spread thin. Trying to be entertaining for
• 1:47:41
  the people, provide some music and entertainment and just some
• 1:47:46
  nice vibes for you to have a laugh with or whatever.
• 1:47:51
  Well, I I for one. People.
• 1:47:54
  Out of rock. I for one, I for one appreciate
• 1:47:57
  it. You, you always, you entertain,
• 1:48:01
  entertain me, which I know is. I know that might seem weird,
• 1:48:08
  but I find this show entertaining and I'm the host.
• 1:48:14
  Yeah, there was a couple of great.
• 1:48:15
  The the clip of us bullying you, me and Shmuli bullying you was
• 1:48:19
  pretty fun. I was going back through.
• 1:48:22
  I was like, oh, I got to put this clip up on Twitter cuz.
• 1:48:26
  Oh yeah. You realize, too, if you watch
• 1:48:30
  your face, it's like you slowly realize that oh, man, they're
• 1:48:37
  fucking owning me right now and I look like such a dig head.
• 1:48:42
  And so we kept digging. And The thing is, we didn't
• 1:48:44
  coordinate that at all. That's just me.
• 1:48:46
  And Shmuley's natural state of being is he picked up on what
• 1:48:50
  I'm doing. I picked up on what he's doing.
• 1:48:52
  And we just smelled blood. So we bullied Sam King, Gravana
• 1:49:02
  says. I have an old new bullied 37 SL
• 1:49:04
  MIDI controller for sale. Yeah.
• 1:49:06
  I wish this was like cheapest Dick.
• 1:49:09
  I got a good MIDI controller anyway though.
• 1:49:11
  But that is that is a really good one.
• 1:49:14
  I like the old MIDI stuff better.
• 1:49:20
  Music making is fun, but everybody finds it boring to
• 1:49:26
  talk about. Well, well, not.
• 1:49:31
  Here, not here. Report not here.
• 1:49:34
  You know, you know, you think, you would think that I would
• 1:49:38
  have thought at least like talking out writing would have
• 1:49:41
  been bored. But apparently people like it
• 1:49:45
  so. Yeah.
• 1:49:47
  According to the According to the stats, so.
• 1:49:52
  Well, I figure when I say I'm going to work on a mix tape, I'm
• 1:49:56
  going to actually do some lyrics, record some stuff rather
• 1:50:00
  than just using samples, because I made seven albums out of
• 1:50:03
  samples. I'm figuring my my my mixtape, I
• 1:50:07
  already know the name of it. It's Midlife Crisis Volume 1.
• 1:50:16
  Duh, duh. Wow.
• 1:50:18
  I'm going. To put out a rap album.
• 1:50:19
  What else should I name it but Midlife Crisis?
• 1:50:22
  I haven't put out a rap album since I was 21 years old or
• 1:50:24
  something, 22. Well, how?
• 1:50:28
  I mean, I mean, now you have to. It's a 20 year sequel in the
• 1:50:32
  making, right? Yep, Yep, Demon of Dreams woke
• 1:50:41
  back up. It is what it is, you'll see.
• 1:50:45
  But it's not just going to be rap.
• 1:50:49
  There's going to be a mix of stuff on it.
• 1:50:50
  I'm working on that now. Speaking of projects people are
• 1:50:54
  working on, I haven't mentioned Home Invaders, available now on
• 1:50:59
  Steam by our buddy Humongous. Grab that now free demo.
• 1:51:06
  It's a wave based fighting game where you protect your home and
• 1:51:10
  you have no duty to retreat, motherfucker.
• 1:51:14
  And in Shadows of Deception Book 5, I'm putting the finishing
• 1:51:22
  touches on the first draft before I go into edits, so that
• 1:51:29
  should be out early March. So American Inferno coming
• 1:51:38
  coming March of 2020. Five 50,000 words so far.
• 1:51:45
  That's a lot of words. Going to be going to be my
• 1:51:50
  longest yet so. Well, you know, I definitely
• 1:51:57
  agree with the the book of the year being Night of the
• 1:51:59
  Vigilante on account of it's really good.
• 1:52:03
  It was your best today in my opinion.
• 1:52:06
  Well, well, thank you. I I mean, I yeah, I think, I
• 1:52:13
  think that one has to be to be one of my best.
• 1:52:17
  It's really, it's really hard though, too.
• 1:52:19
  I'm sure, I'm sure you find, I'm sure you're kind of this
• 1:52:27
  similar, but as a music producer, it's like when you
• 1:52:29
  make something that you really love, it's like, man, how do I
• 1:52:32
  top that? Yeah, I guess I had it.
• 1:52:41
  That that's. There's you have your favorites,
• 1:52:44
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:52:45
  I mean, I mean, that's, that's real.
• 1:52:47
  I've been, that's really, I wouldn't say I've been strong
• 1:52:50
  with it, but I think that's something that like a lot of
• 1:52:52
  people who are just creatives in general deal with, especially
• 1:53:00
  since like, like I knew Night of the Vigilante was good, but I
• 1:53:04
  didn't know was that good when I first published it, right?
• 1:53:09
  Yeah, it's, it's really, really good, Sam.
• 1:53:11
  So so yeah, it's taking a bit more time, but I think this one,
• 1:53:19
  like this one is American Inferno is well, you know, based
• 1:53:26
  on the title, it's going to be a bit darker, but I think it's,
• 1:53:32
  you know, a lot like not of the vigilante, but I think I think
• 1:53:37
  you all hopefully will like it so.
• 1:53:44
  Yeah, we put out a lot of content this year.
• 1:53:47
  Aside from that, I would say there's a lot of streams worth
• 1:53:50
  checking out this year. Check out some of the clips.
• 1:53:52
  Well, I didn't even get all of our good moments.
• 1:53:56
  Check out some old bits and bones.
• 1:53:58
  You guys covering gaming news and such have been out there.
• 1:54:03
  Sandwich makers, you know, usually those aren't time
• 1:54:06
  sensitive at all. That's the whole point.
• 1:54:09
  Nope. And I put out, I think actually
• 1:54:13
  this year was the most cringing over coffees in almost 10 years
• 1:54:20
  because I put out like 12 total I think.
• 1:54:24
  Wow. And then also put out the entire
• 1:54:27
  history of the show. So if you want to check Cringing
• 1:54:29
  over coffee also not time sensitive, you want to check
• 1:54:31
  that out, check out Cringing over Coffee channel here on
• 1:54:35
  YouTube or on Rumble or on X or on Kik.
• 1:54:44
  Yeah. And yeah, as I said, I'm
• 1:54:54
  updating the I'm updating the Spotify podcast archive as well,
• 1:55:01
  so you can find the shows on there.
• 1:55:06
  Like I said, bits and bones coming soon to Spotify Real
• 1:55:13
  appreciate all the ratings for the Winfield support this past
• 1:55:17
  year. So appreciate the support and oh
• 1:55:22
  also, it's my birthday coming up this weekend, so that so that'd
• 1:55:28
  be fun and I'll have to be. Ancient now.
• 1:55:34
  And I'll be kicking, I'll be kicking myself with Martheus on
• 1:55:39
  Friday night. So.
• 1:55:43
  So rather than me drinking, so rather than than me drinking on
• 1:55:46
  my stream, I'll be drinking on Mort's stream and then he'll
• 1:55:52
  have to. Put probably be drinking too.
• 1:55:55
  And then know I have to put me in his side car and roll me
• 1:55:59
  home. Yep, sounds.
• 1:56:03
  About right, you guys already got a plan at least.
• 1:56:10
  But I mean, if both of you were drunk, it doesn't matter who's
• 1:56:14
  in the side car. Well, that that.
• 1:56:19
  Sure does. That's true.
• 1:56:22
  That's true. I would still rather have Sam in
• 1:56:24
  the sidecar in that scenario. You're right, it does matter.
• 1:56:30
  What you you don't? You don't trust that I'd be the
• 1:56:32
  safer drunk driver? Correct.
• 1:56:35
  That is exactly what I am saying, Sam.
• 1:56:38
  Facts. I've seen you drunk crawl,
• 1:56:46
  motherfucker. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:56:50
  Well that's I have. I have more experience, fucker.
• 1:56:55
  That is probably also true. So he's.
• 1:57:02
  Also got a better temperament. More this does.
• 1:57:08
  Yeah, you're much more excitable than him.
• 1:57:14
  That that is true. Yeah, that.
• 1:57:16
  Well, that's why I would want him.
• 1:57:18
  I wouldn't want either one of you drinking and driving a
• 1:57:21
  vehicle, but I'm pretty sure you can totally drunk drive a
• 1:57:26
  wheelchair. But I would.
• 1:57:28
  Prefer that either of you did that.
• 1:57:29
  What's funny about that? Just stopping right there.
• 1:57:31
  Next. What's funny about that is up
• 1:57:33
  here in New York, you can literally get a DUADWI in a
• 1:57:37
  wheel in a manual wheelchair. How are you supposed to get
• 1:57:44
  home? You can't walk.
• 1:57:45
  Oh. I I know so it's fucking stupid
• 1:57:50
  but it's right in the wheelchair manual you can get a DWI.
• 1:57:56
  I'm walking home, Your Honor. What the fuck?
• 1:57:59
  Have you seen my legs? They don't do it.
• 1:58:03
  I I can understand a drunken from Duncan Public, but you can
• 1:58:08
  get a DWI here in New York. What, what what what?
• 1:58:13
  You can. You can get ADWI in a manual.
• 1:58:17
  In a manual. Wheelchair in a manual
• 1:58:19
  wheelchair. Yeah, yeah, yes.
• 1:58:23
  OK in a in a power. Back A manual wheelchair
• 1:58:28
  qualifies as a vehicle. Yes.
• 1:58:33
  Again, how are you going to get home from the bar?
• 1:58:38
  I guess you got to. Take a.
• 1:58:39
  Taxi. You probably.
• 1:58:41
  Have to take an Uber. Yep.
• 1:58:46
  Honestly, I I'm younger Mort. What what?
• 1:58:49
  Had younger Mort found this out earlier, he probably would have
• 1:58:53
  been tempted to take this to court and and about the system.
• 1:58:59
  Your Honor, my evidence is my legs don't work.
• 1:59:03
  Would you like a demonstration? So what?
• 1:59:06
  So what? You said you're just supposed to
• 1:59:08
  drag yourself home. That's right, Sam's already.
• 1:59:12
  Sam knows, because Sam's the crawling drunk expert over here.
• 1:59:15
  He's like, I've never had to worry about this because I just
• 1:59:18
  crawl my ass home. Well, well, well, mostly I've
• 1:59:27
  I've never ever trimmed my power wheel to.
• 1:59:31
  If you're drunk and in a wheelchair, yes, that is a DUI
• 1:59:36
  in Massachusetts operating a motorized wheelchair.
• 1:59:43
  OK, so it is motorized here. You're saying it's manual in New
• 1:59:47
  York? It's it's manual in New York,
• 1:59:50
  yes. I've seen a guy get charged with
• 1:59:55
  a DUI on a lawn mower before, but he was driving down the
• 1:59:58
  sidewalk now. I felt like that was fair.
• 2:00:06
  You shouldn't be drunk driving your lawnmower down the
• 2:00:08
  sidewalk. Yes, you can face charges for
• 2:00:13
  impaired operation in a manual wheelchair in New York, even
• 2:00:17
  though it's not a motor vehicle, as state law allows for DWI
• 2:00:22
  charges for operating any device, manual or motorized,
• 2:00:25
  while intoxicated, especially on public roads, though it's a
• 2:00:28
  complex area that can also lead to public intoxication or
• 2:00:31
  disorderly conduct charges, potentially violating the
• 2:00:34
  Americans with Disabilities Act. That's what I'm saying, right?
• 2:00:40
  Discriminatorily. So it's always best to avoid
• 2:00:43
  impaired operation and consider calling a ride.
• 2:00:47
  Because you need a designated pusher.
• 2:00:49
  You need a designated pusher, so the difference in New York of
• 2:00:55
  whether you're doing it operating a vehicle is if you
• 2:00:58
  are pushing the fucking wheels. Yes.
• 2:01:03
  That's a DWI, yes. Hold on.
• 2:01:14
  You can't even, like, sometimes libertarians get wins, man.
• 2:01:19
  This is a win for libertarians right here.
• 2:01:21
  We make fun of them a lot. But like, come on now, you need
• 2:01:25
  a designated wheelchair pusher. Big Brother has gone too far
• 2:01:30
  this time. And, and you know how
• 2:01:32
  independent Sammy and I are that that's a fucking issue with for
• 2:01:36
  us because we're independent as fuck.
• 2:01:39
  Well, Sam's in Florida, to be fair.
• 2:01:41
  They're just happy he's not on meth.
• 2:01:43
  Right. Yeah, although.
• 2:01:46
  They're happy he's not Florida Man.
• 2:01:48
  Although although I I did just look this up because I was
• 2:01:55
  curious and. Rate per capita in Florida?
• 2:02:04
  No, just me. And apparently.
• 2:02:14
  How many grams of meth does Florida consume daily?
• 2:02:21
  That's not what nobody. 'S going to ask the AI that.
• 2:02:24
  Well, that's not that's not what I asked Rock.
• 2:02:27
  And I just got rumbled. So I have to leave and come
• 2:02:30
  back, of course. And Q.
• 2:02:37
  Max panicking. No, I'm here.
• 2:02:39
  I'm just chilling. Oh, so you're not gonna?
• 2:02:42
  Panic. I'm I'm I'm here as well.
• 2:02:44
  I mean, I'm gonna, I'm panic if he doesn't come back.
• 2:02:49
  But he comes back. See.
• 2:02:51
  He just. Switches hides on you.
• 2:02:53
  I I always come back. That's right.
• 2:02:58
  So yeah, I actually had now just for the audience, just for the,
• 2:03:05
  just for the audience watching and and listening.
• 2:03:09
  I've I'm, I'm never say, I'm not saying I've done this at all,
• 2:03:17
  ever. I I I had to use.
• 2:03:22
  It all the time, right? I I had to find out just out of
• 2:03:27
  curiosity, what like if there are any laws in Florida and
• 2:03:35
  well, apparently even even fordez was regarding.
• 2:03:44
  That's right, because they saw you coming so you better bring
• 2:03:52
  your manual chair if you go out drinking, boy.
• 2:03:58
  Oh shit. So.
• 2:04:03
  Can't operate a motorized wheelchair anywhere with Hey
• 2:04:07
  it's OK Sam. That only applies to alcohol, so
• 2:04:11
  your PCP will be fine. Well, well, listen, I I've
• 2:04:18
  never, I've never operated a manual.
• 2:04:23
  That's true, he doesn't operate a wheelchair when he's on PCP
• 2:04:26
  because when he takes it he can just walk.
• 2:04:29
  I I've never operated a a motorized wheelchair and
• 2:04:33
  toxicated Yeah, no. He kicks PCP and he runs.
• 2:04:39
  Shmuley's seen him. He's getting a milkshake.
• 2:04:44
  Well, what? Well, what was?
• 2:04:46
  Shmuley on. That's what I want to know.
• 2:04:50
  Meth. Well, OK, that that makes.
• 2:04:55
  That makes sense that that makes.
• 2:05:01
  Meth kick for a while. What do you what do you mean?
• 2:05:08
  What do you mean was on the left kick?
• 2:05:13
  Well, yeah, I, you know, for like a week.
• 2:05:19
  No, but no act. You act as if like you're acting
• 2:05:24
  as Schmoy's Met have isn't past tense.
• 2:05:30
  Well, I mean. I mean.
• 2:05:35
  I mean, I mean, I talked, I talked them just every every day
• 2:05:38
  and. Look, I've seen the meth budget.
• 2:05:41
  It's not that big. Too, I mean, I mean too.
• 2:05:48
  I mean, two million, 2 million. Admittedly, it's bigger than the
• 2:05:51
  budget for our show and I didn't.
• 2:05:53
  I complained about that, but he said that it we needed it to
• 2:05:57
  operate the business. And then since he's a business
• 2:06:01
  guy, I'm just a retard, I just take him for his word, right?
• 2:06:05
  I don't know any about this shit.
• 2:06:07
  I mean. I make music.
• 2:06:09
  I mean, listen what I mean listen like we have, I mean what
• 2:06:15
  look we have like what, $500.00 for our yearly budget for the
• 2:06:20
  show, but then like why? Why is there like a $2,000,000
• 2:06:25
  column under under the methamphetamine business?
• 2:06:30
  Well, he said that's the basis that we're going to build all
• 2:06:33
  the rest of the business on. He said it is step one, buy a
• 2:06:39
  couple $1,000,000 worth of meth. Step 2, question mark, step
• 2:06:45
  three, profit. So I'm just following the plan.
• 2:06:50
  So, so you're, so you're, you're trusting the plan.
• 2:06:54
  Well. Yeah, I'm not going to do
• 2:06:58
  anything because I'm stupid, but somebody told me he had a plan
• 2:07:05
  and schmooly's usually right. Where has he been wrong?
• 2:07:10
  So it so it's schmoolyn on then basically.
• 2:07:16
  Well, he's going to use it to found smooth coin and then
• 2:07:19
  apparently we're going to use that to corner the crypto market
• 2:07:23
  in order to make a moon base to compete with pod awful.
• 2:07:32
  So I. Mean well.
• 2:07:33
  Our moon base isn't going to look at weirdos on the Internet
• 2:07:38
  like Jesse. Our moon base is going to invade
• 2:07:41
  China. Which Which is much?
• 2:07:46
  Which is much more important. Yeah.
• 2:07:52
  So. But anyway, well, I think I
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  think. We got to ask each and every one
• 2:08:01
  of them one question. Sam, are you Chinese or are you
• 2:08:09
  Japanese? And that may be the most
• 2:08:14
  important question of all. It'll save your life, that
• 2:08:19
  question. Indeed, indeed so.
• 2:08:26
  When you see an Asian person, you got to ask, are you Chinese
• 2:08:31
  or are you Japanese? Now some of them, Sam, are going
• 2:08:35
  to say that they're neither one of those things, but that's not
• 2:08:39
  they're gaslighting you. Well, what?
• 2:08:42
  Well, what about Koreans, that is.
• 2:08:44
  Chinese. I mean, I mean not, I mean, OK.
• 2:08:55
  It's on the same continent. And fair.
• 2:09:00
  That goes for all those other little ones, you know, the
• 2:09:03
  Vietnams and the Laos's and all that, you know, they're just
• 2:09:07
  Chinese. And then, and then if they come
• 2:09:10
  from the island, they're Japanese.
• 2:09:15
  I mean, that makes that makes sense.
• 2:09:19
  And if they come a little bit from the islands, a little
• 2:09:21
  further closer to us, there's Samoan or Tongan.
• 2:09:31
  That that does make sense. Yeah, but you really only got 2
• 2:09:37
  flavors of Asia, so it's important to know what you're
• 2:09:40
  dealing with. So when you see an Asian person,
• 2:09:42
  you just got to be like, are you Chinese or are you Japanese?
• 2:09:50
  I love that. People be like, people be like,
• 2:09:54
  oh guys, you, you got Tay around Humongous, and he's Asian.
• 2:09:58
  We've already been through this with Tay.
• 2:10:00
  I asked him and you know what he said?
• 2:10:02
  He said he's Chinese. He's right.
• 2:10:09
  Well. Well, as long as he, well, as
• 2:10:11
  long as he's not CCP, that's all that matters.
• 2:10:15
  Because no. No, no he doesn't.
• 2:10:17
  He doesn't like the CCP. He likes fart jokes.
• 2:10:24
  I well I was going to say he doesn't like the CCP but he
• 2:10:28
  might like PCP. Say I'm trying to get people
• 2:10:35
  into his little world. I see.
• 2:10:38
  Maybe, though I had a friend. He went by a big lurch.
• 2:10:44
  He. PCP.
• 2:10:47
  Big Lurch tried PCP. He really liked it.
• 2:10:50
  Sam. He liked it so much he ate a
• 2:10:52
  girl's brains. Oh geez.
• 2:10:58
  Yeah, the cops when they. I don't.
• 2:11:01
  Call him chewing on her intestines.
• 2:11:06
  Needless to say, Lurch, he's in jail and he doesn't do PCP
• 2:11:10
  anymore. Well why I well I do get hungry
• 2:11:13
  sometimes when I'm on PCP. Like you gotta make myself a
• 2:11:18
  pizza or something. Well, the problem with PCP Sam
• 2:11:23
  is that pizza was actually some girl's intestines.
• 2:11:28
  No. Yeah, this explains all the red
• 2:11:31
  sauce, right? You.
• 2:11:35
  And the pepperoni nipples. Oh God, you.
• 2:11:46
  My work is done here. And people and people thought I
• 2:11:52
  had a People think I have a dark imagination.
• 2:11:59
  Well, pepperoni nipples are normal if they're not dead Sam.
• 2:12:03
  I'm just saying eating them, they probably more like salami
• 2:12:06
  nipples at that point. If you or some other dried meat
• 2:12:16
  variety. Cannibalism, Sam, it's not just
• 2:12:24
  what's for dinner anymore. Oh my.
• 2:12:27
  God don't do cannibalism folks. Any for?
• 2:12:33
  Brunch. What the fuck?
• 2:12:39
  Well, brunch is especially breaks all the rules.
• 2:12:42
  Well, yeah. But I'll but even on even that
• 2:12:48
  brush, don't eat human brains. Now, I think you're being a
• 2:12:56
  little judgy here, Morpheus. What's wrong with eating?
• 2:13:01
  Is it? Is it somehow better to eat
• 2:13:04
  monkey brains? Yes.
• 2:13:09
  I don't think so. I feel like the human brains and
• 2:13:15
  monkey brains would be about the same taste.
• 2:13:19
  How would you not? Can't we get some sort of
• 2:13:21
  disease if we eat human? Brains.
• 2:13:23
  Well, I don't because I never tasted monkey brains before.
• 2:13:29
  Would you though? I mean, it depends on how it was
• 2:13:34
  served, like a little bit of class with a meal like that, you
• 2:13:40
  know? Monkey monkey brain pudding.
• 2:13:45
  Well, it would definitely have like a banana flavor, so I'm
• 2:13:48
  down for that. I mean pro, I mean problem.
• 2:13:55
  You ever had that put pink pudding shit that Brits eat
• 2:13:59
  that's or not Brits. It's eat some EUR.
• 2:14:01
  They eat it and it's basically like pork Jelly.
• 2:14:06
  I I figured that's basically what that brain pudding.
• 2:14:09
  I've heard of it, heard of it, but never never had it.
• 2:14:12
  Yeah, but it you've seen it before where it's like pink
• 2:14:15
  Jelly that's made from pork. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:14:19
  I rather, yeah, Say you are. They said, hey, here's some of
• 2:14:22
  that pink Jelly and I ate it. I would eat it and they would if
• 2:14:26
  they were like, it's monkey brains.
• 2:14:27
  It would depend on how it tastes, how I reacted to that.
• 2:14:31
  I mean that. I mean, that kind of seems like
• 2:14:34
  that's what spam is like. Yeah, exactly.
• 2:14:38
  If you could eat spam, you can eat monkey brains.
• 2:14:41
  I mean, come on. Oh, by the way, I I I just
• 2:14:44
  thought how? Do you know spam doesn't include
• 2:14:46
  brains? I mean it could, but Speaking of
• 2:14:52
  spam though, I think we should just drop spam all by all by
• 2:14:57
  Iran. And I mean, the eye is holy.
• 2:15:03
  The italic can't eat spam. Just make it rain, bacon.
• 2:15:07
  That'd be funny. Yes.
• 2:15:13
  Bacon. That's a waste of bacon.
• 2:15:15
  Make a spam. I agree with Sam.
• 2:15:19
  You say that, but if there was a bacon rain and you just stood
• 2:15:23
  outside, it wouldn't be much of A waste then.
• 2:15:27
  So now we're talking about Sunny with a chance of meatballs.
• 2:15:30
  No sunny with a chance of bacon? Well.
• 2:15:33
  Yeah, it makes anything fall from the sky.
• 2:15:36
  Yeah, but we only want bacon or pork products to offend the
• 2:15:40
  Muslims and apparently Jews. There's not too many Jews in
• 2:15:44
  Iran, so it's fine. I wonder if, God, I wonder if
• 2:15:49
  Craig has ever eaten bacon. Yes, Craig has eaten, but he
• 2:15:53
  said this on the show before you asked him.
• 2:15:57
  Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that's.
• 2:15:58
  Right. He loves bacon.
• 2:16:01
  He's a He's one of those Jews that isn't retarded.
• 2:16:06
  Most most everyone I know wants bacon once.
• 2:16:10
  Once they have it, it's awesome. Oh look, if you don't like
• 2:16:13
  bacon, it definitely makes me a little sauce.
• 2:16:19
  I agree. Kind of like if you shock your
• 2:16:22
  dog, you know it's a little sauce.
• 2:16:26
  Yeah, and then if you don't admit to shocking your dog,
• 2:16:29
  that's like even more sauce. It's kind of like if you write
• 2:16:33
  gay erotic fan fiction, it makes me think you're gay.
• 2:16:44
  Well, yeah. That's why I can't.
• 2:16:47
  Christopher Cantwell was our faggot of the year.
• 2:16:49
  It was not even a contest, Sam. He slaughtered that category.
• 2:16:55
  Oh yeah, well, and I'm sure, I'm sure he was happy to do it too.
• 2:17:01
  Yeah, he's probably happy. I mean, right now as we speak,
• 2:17:04
  he's in like Disneyland for a homosexual man.
• 2:17:07
  He's in jail. Oh my God, yeah, that.
• 2:17:12
  Oh yeah, that is. I mean that is basically Disney
• 2:17:17
  World for forum then and. As funny as that is, it's
• 2:17:20
  because he pulled a fucking gun on and beat up a woman twice
• 2:17:24
  over Christmas. So fuck him.
• 2:17:28
  They're probably going to, but he'll like it.
• 2:17:33
  Is it really punishment if if not, I don't even want to go
• 2:17:38
  down that road. I'm sure he will acclimate
• 2:17:43
  himself to the jailhouse climate quite easily.
• 2:17:47
  Also he pissed off the people that were running his account so
• 2:17:51
  he can't even have people begging for money for him
• 2:17:53
  anymore. And most people They didn't even
• 2:17:55
  announce that he got rearrested yet.
• 2:17:57
  I had to find out by looking up the court docks myself.
• 2:18:02
  I didn't even know Sam. I end up with the court docks.
• 2:18:05
  I'm like oh shit he's in New Hampshire.
• 2:18:08
  Arrested again a week after they let him out.
• 2:18:11
  Fun. We're going to take a look at
• 2:18:14
  some of those pretty soon. Just want to make sure I get all
• 2:18:17
  of the pieces together. And the other thing is I try to
• 2:18:19
  hide identities of people that can't well harms for obvious
• 2:18:23
  reasons. Yeah, pretty good, pretty good.
• 2:18:28
  Fortunately. I have to redact some stuff
• 2:18:30
  because the victims names appears in all these court
• 2:18:33
  documents. But Needless to say, if anybody
• 2:18:37
  was concerned about the whereabouts of Chris Can'twell,
• 2:18:40
  he's in jail. Well, well, thank God we got
• 2:18:44
  that cleared up. So I I was I was wondering where
• 2:18:48
  it was at. They let him out for Christmas,
• 2:18:50
  Sam. He got a Christmas miracle.
• 2:18:52
  And you know what he did with it?
• 2:18:54
  He beat up a woman twice and put a gun in her face twice.
• 2:18:59
  And. Christmas.
• 2:19:01
  Yeah, well and and brilliant move on his part too.
• 2:19:06
  Yeah, he's facing, I'll, I'll show the documents, but he's
• 2:19:10
  facing 15 to 30 years in prison for Class A felonies right now.
• 2:19:16
  Fun. Fun for him, I'm sure.
• 2:19:19
  Yeah, Good. Good luck in court, dummy.
• 2:19:24
  We definitely have a white trash court about that.
• 2:19:28
  Oh yeah. You'd probably be finding
• 2:19:30
  somebody to defend his dumb ass. That might be that might be the
• 2:19:33
  most white trash court ever. True, true.
• 2:19:38
  OK, so you're going to be partying on Friday.
• 2:19:42
  You wrote several books this year.
• 2:19:46
  We'll be back next week. You got guests.
• 2:19:49
  You said you're getting announced towards the end.
• 2:19:51
  Sam, what's going on? I will be back on not Monday,
• 2:19:57
  but Tuesday of this week. Alive with the one and only Eric
• 2:20:03
  P Bishop, who is really seeing Drexel.
• 2:20:08
  Yeah, Tuesday the 20th. That will be alive at 8:00 PM
• 2:20:16
  here on YouTube. Rumble and all the other places
• 2:20:22
  he and I are going to have a conversation and should be fun
• 2:20:28
  so. Let him know he got nominated
• 2:20:30
  for book of the year and then when he asks who won, at least
• 2:20:33
  it's you. And then you could explain how
• 2:20:36
  the awards were rigged by your friends.
• 2:20:38
  Yeah, totally. And a nomination is shut us
• 2:20:41
  shouting. This is the thing people don't
• 2:20:43
  get. If it's a positive category and
• 2:20:45
  we nominate you, it's just a shout out because our awards are
• 2:20:47
  meaningless. Yeah, well, so well, I would
• 2:20:52
  hold. Except that I lost Max Sand of
• 2:20:55
  the year and you lost Sam Whitfield of the year.
• 2:20:57
  Yeah, although. Fuck, man.
• 2:21:00
  Although Max, I would say our awards show is, is, I mean,
• 2:21:08
  it's, it's just, it's, it's less meaningless than the other
• 2:21:11
  meaningless awards show that get that get put on television.
• 2:21:17
  Well, it's because it's the Tim Awards, and like I said, Tim
• 2:21:20
  rides for his fucking hobbies. And that's why I'm saying game
• 2:21:24
  of the year for 2026 is very likely unless another one of our
• 2:21:27
  homies makes a game to be home invaders on Steam.
• 2:21:34
  Is it going to be the best game released this year?
• 2:21:36
  Probably not. Is it going to win our award?
• 2:21:39
  Yeah, probably. As we show up for the homies.
• 2:21:44
  That we do. So shout out to everybody who
• 2:21:48
  was nominated for something good.
• 2:21:50
  And if you were nominated for something bad, it doesn't mean
• 2:21:52
  we hate you. It just means that you're
• 2:21:54
  fucking funny. Or how?
• 2:21:59
  That's kind of funny. Yeah, that is funny.
• 2:22:04
  But yeah, yeah, don't take the awards too seriously.
• 2:22:08
  We were going to do writer of the year, but then we figured
• 2:22:10
  giving it to you over all these writers that have been on the
• 2:22:13
  show would be a hard sell. Then yeah, that yeah, that would
• 2:22:19
  be. Even book of the year, we were
• 2:22:21
  kind of trying to be we don't want to leave people out, but
• 2:22:25
  hey, we were going to give it to you from the I was I actually
• 2:22:28
  before I even I was like I give it to night of the vigilante.
• 2:22:35
  The only book you released this year.
• 2:22:36
  In fact, I think you released four or five. 4 I think.
• 2:22:51
  Blood Ties, Sins of the Assassins, Night of the
• 2:22:53
  Vigilante, and the published story that you put in that other
• 2:22:58
  book. Those are the ones I was
• 2:22:59
  counting. Oh yeah, yeah, So 4.
• 2:23:03
  And that's a. Goodyear.
• 2:23:06
  Yeah, and I'm about to publish my first one, my first one for
• 2:23:10
  this year in March. So, but like I like I said,
• 2:23:16
  American Inferno coming soon. Yep, Eric Tuesday, check it out.
• 2:23:22
  His new books dropping, he's going to sit and chat with Sam.
• 2:23:25
  Yeah. And then I might as well also
• 2:23:28
  announce that that Andrew G Nelson will be joining the show
• 2:23:37
  on the 26th for Let Me let me see here.
• 2:23:43
  He he is putting out a new one as well.
• 2:23:49
  So, and he's, he's been active on on Twitter a lot lately too.
• 2:24:04
  Oh yeah, I I highly recommend he wrote an article sort of
• 2:24:09
  outlining what Ed Arco Tyranny is in relation to his new book.
• 2:24:13
  I highly recommend people read that because it's a lot of what
• 2:24:16
  people are experiencing these days.
• 2:24:18
  Yeah, Exposed Exposed King is his next book, so he'll be on
• 2:24:23
  the 26th to talk about that. So that should be fun as well.
• 2:24:31
  So. Absolutely got big stuff lined
• 2:24:36
  up already. So yeah, so anyway, well, thanks
• 2:24:43
  for coming out for the Tim Awards everybody and thanks Max
• 2:24:48
  and the right, thanks to Max and Maxine Morpheus and the right to
• 2:24:53
  find media team for putting on the Tim Awards.
• 2:24:58
  Yeah, we're hoping to do it again next year.
• 2:25:01
  It's always fun to brainstorm. Maybe with the more people
• 2:25:05
  involved with it, the more fun it is.
• 2:25:07
  So everybody's input and things. And.
• 2:25:13
  Tell me what you think of my awards.
• 2:25:15
  There are awards. Tell us how bad they are in the
• 2:25:19
  comments. Tell us we saw all that fun
• 2:25:22
  stuff like dislike, comment, subscribe.
• 2:25:26
  And share with your friends. And tell everybody you know 50
• 2:25:31
  times and then something cool will happen.
• 2:25:36
  Indeed. So things are doing in the
• 2:25:40
  invokes and we'll be back next week.
• 2:25:47
  Same retarded time. The right to offend is not some
• 2:25:51
  pesky little part of freedom of speech that we have to put up
• 2:25:54
  with. It is the heart and soul and
• 2:25:56
  lungs of freedom of speech. It is the coursing lifeblood of
• 2:26:01
  human progress. It is the instigator of liberty
• 2:26:04
  and modernity and science and understanding.
• 2:26:08
  What a laughing stock today's student leaders are that they
• 2:26:12
  can so casually dismiss the right to be offensive without
• 2:26:16
  realising that their lovely, enlightened lives are the gifts
• 2:26:20
  of individuals who gave offence. Offensiveness is not just
• 2:26:25
  something we have to begrudgingly accept.
• 2:26:28
  Offensiveness is the motor of human progress.
• 2:26:33
  Thank you for watching the Whitfield Report live on the
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