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90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days Season 8 Episode 1: "Now Boarding" · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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  Speaker 1: Hey, babes, you did it. You found the premiere episode
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  Speaker 1: of Vanity Farrah with me, your host Chris Farah. You
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  Speaker 1: see what I did there. I'm beyond thrilled to talk
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  Speaker 1: reality TV, pop culture and beauty and aesthetics. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: so much for finding me and hanging out and if
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  Speaker 1: you don't mind, give a five star review and just
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  Speaker 1: like wish me luck on this new podcast. On this EPP,
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  Speaker 1: I'm joined by the Southern bell of the ball, Mary
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  Speaker 1: Payne of Pink Shade, as we break down the premiere
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  Speaker 1: episode of this new season of ninety day Fiance Before
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  Speaker 1: the ninety Days, and we ponder the existential question is
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  Speaker 1: that a wig Emma's wearing? And did she spray tan
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  Speaker 1: her scalp? Hope you enjoy. Hello everyone, I am so
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  Speaker 1: pumped to have a very special close friend and guest
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  Speaker 1: for the premiere episode of Vanity Farah and of course
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  Speaker 1: the first episode of this new season of Before the
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  Speaker 1: ninety Days. I couldn't get better. Please put your hands
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  Speaker 1: together for Mary pain of Pink Shade.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, put your hands together.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, I'm so proud of you. This is
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  Speaker 2: so exciting. Vanity Farah is the best name ever. You
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  Speaker 2: get the trademark on that shit right away. It is
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  Speaker 2: so good. When you told me the name, maybe Matt
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  Speaker 2: told me the name, I was like, whoa, that's good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so bad a stuff like that, like coming up
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  Speaker 2: with names or things that are kind of punny. You know,
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  Speaker 2: you're good at it. That's good.
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  Speaker 1: I have to be honest. It wasn't me on YouTube
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  Speaker 1: years ago. I had a subscriber tell me this, and
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  Speaker 1: then so before I even started Docu Sweeties, my like
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  Speaker 1: Facebook group that's been private on you know, Facebook this
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  Speaker 1: whole time, like for the past seven years. It's called
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  Speaker 1: Vanity Farah. I just had a subscriber get it to me.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that so great?
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  Speaker 2: Love that? Yeah? I love that. That's like our mutual
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  Speaker 2: friend Kate Casey. Her opening of her show is like
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  Speaker 2: the amazing Casey as if she's she's like a circus
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  Speaker 2: animal or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And every time she calls everybody in my family was
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  Speaker 2: like amazing. You know when you get something like that
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  Speaker 2: that sticks, you know. So, Vanity Farah is just chef's
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  Speaker 2: so good.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so happy for you.
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  Speaker 1: You're making me blush. Babe. Also very special. We get
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  Speaker 1: to spend some time together in New York, which is like,
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  Speaker 1: 'tis the season and this is my Christmas miracle. I
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  Speaker 1: cannot wait to hang out with you and have some
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  Speaker 1: fun that we can say, uh in New York for
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  Speaker 1: the holidays with a certain franchise. So that's yeah at
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  Speaker 1: the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm dying to know who we're gonna see. Yep,
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  Speaker 2: I'm very excited about that.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know anything, but we are just taking care
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  Speaker 1: of ourselves and showing up. Like to me like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like it's like going to see Sanna, except Sannah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: will be like a bunch of people, you know, but
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  Speaker 1: and I get to tell them all my wishes, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna have We're gonna have a great time.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very excited to see you and spend every dollar
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  Speaker 2: I have to go to New York for one to.
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  Speaker 1: Day, I know, I know, just like it'll be me
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  Speaker 1: and you just like in front of New York just
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  Speaker 1: eating like one little bag we're sharing of those hot nuts.
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  Speaker 1: It's all we can afford, you know.
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  Speaker 2: We're like, can we have some street pizza for breakfast?
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  Speaker 2: Because we can't afford anything else after this trip, it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be great. We're gonna have we're gonna take some
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  Speaker 2: pictures or to see our friends. It's gonna be fun.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know how great. But also, let me
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  Speaker 1: talk about I I am so into this new season
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  Speaker 1: of ninety D Fiance before the ninety Days. It's so good,
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  Speaker 1: so good. Season eight, episode one, it's called now Boarding.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know if I said that or not, but this
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  Speaker 1: gives us everything we want, which is basically all new
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  Speaker 1: people except one lady we've seen before, and we're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna mind seeing her because we haven't really seen her
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  Speaker 1: in a relationship. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you about the a least thing. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I have a theory.
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  Speaker 1: Great, because I have a lot to go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, here's my theory. Because I sent her a DM. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: first of all, Matt and Jake, she's been a she
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  Speaker 2: was on my show Pink Shade, and so look at her. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: these people are not in the same room.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, I made this on can It looks like I
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  Speaker 1: made this on canvas.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, she has not one bit of
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  Speaker 2: any of this on her social media announcing she's on
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  Speaker 2: the show, and every single preview we've seen she is
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  Speaker 2: not included, and as of two weeks ago, was not
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  Speaker 2: on TLC's website Meet the New Couples. It just popped on.
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  Speaker 2: So Jake and matt Our friends from Reality Gaze, posted
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  Speaker 2: on their social media, Here the New Couples, and they
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  Speaker 2: put a lease and I wrote, I go, are you high?
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  Speaker 2: Why did you say Elisa is on there? And they go,
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  Speaker 2: she's on the She's on the TLC. I go, not
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  Speaker 2: the stuff they sent us, nothing complete last minute edition.
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  Speaker 2: So I think like they did with the HTA that
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  Speaker 2: we just saw where Kara and Giarrimo dropped out so early,
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  Speaker 2: so they brought in Juliet and Brandon. They're just like,
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  Speaker 2: these two people can always film, so we'll just throw
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  Speaker 2: them in there. They do this sometimes one of these
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  Speaker 2: couples is going to implode very early. And that is
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  Speaker 2: why because people had seen a lease filming, and I
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  Speaker 2: think she was filming for a different show, like for
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  Speaker 2: Single Life or ninety Day or something, and they were like,
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  Speaker 2: we have enough footage, so we'll just slap in there
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  Speaker 2: when this other couple implodes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's fascinating. Yeah, that's what I think.
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  Speaker 2: And if I ever see her in person, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to ask her because I think on DM or when
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  Speaker 2: I get her back on the show to interview her,
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  Speaker 2: she won't be able to say it right because TLC
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  Speaker 2: will be on the call. But sometimes you get these
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  Speaker 2: people in person, they will tell you things.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe if they're at a certain like holiday party and
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  Speaker 1: they've had like, you know, a certain drink or five,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just get him towards the end of the evening.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so.
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  Speaker 2: That might happen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I agree. Obviously, every picture, as we said,
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  Speaker 1: like of all the couples, you know, holding hands, their
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  Speaker 1: bodies are on.
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  Speaker 2: Bodies, yet they're together, They're in.
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  Speaker 1: The same space. It's very obvious that their picture of
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  Speaker 1: Lisa and Josh are I mean again, like you know
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  Speaker 1: again I cobbled them together on Camba. I've done better work.
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  Speaker 2: Are they trying to make it look like she's leaning
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  Speaker 2: back on him? Jaunt to Lee because it doesn't even
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  Speaker 2: they're not. It's like, yess are on top of each other.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like this is some weird, you know, television show,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, it's like he's a good guy and
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  Speaker 1: she's a vixen, you know, like it's like he has
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  Speaker 1: to make it work, you know with his you know,
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  Speaker 1: first girlfriend, and she's you know, not gonna take a
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  Speaker 1: shit this time. You know. It's like it's.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's hilarious. So I can't wait to get the
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  Speaker 2: real scoop of how that came together.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and see what happens.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I definitely didn't see her on the first episode
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  Speaker 2: because they're gonna slap her on at the end.
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  Speaker 1: Not at all, not at all. And I agree with you,
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  Speaker 1: like I she was a second edition. I didn't see
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  Speaker 1: her in the first She's not in any of the previews,
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  Speaker 1: so when I saw her picture, it didn't make sense.
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  Speaker 1: But I grabbed all these off the people, you know things.
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  Speaker 1: So this is what the or the US Weekly meet
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  Speaker 1: the couples, This is what they obviously officially put out.
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  Speaker 1: So as you know, at some.
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  Speaker 2: Point, she wasn't at the end this season on she's
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  Speaker 2: not there. She's not there, and the what we're about
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  Speaker 2: to see not there.
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  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't she post Why wouldn't they let her post
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  Speaker 1: to something on her Instagram? Like stay tuned for the
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  Speaker 1: new season of.
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  Speaker 2: All the Every Time anybody's going to be on the show,
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  Speaker 2: they'll be like, guess what, I'm going to be on
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  Speaker 2: the show, and they just post like the preview reel
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  Speaker 2: or whatever. Her Instagram is just nothing but her in bikinis,
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  Speaker 2: which god bless. I mean, you know I would be there,
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  Speaker 2: Sure I had to be nude. Yeah, it was her.
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  Speaker 2: But so I DMed her and I was like, what's
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  Speaker 2: what's going on and she said, yeah, that's crazy. Huh
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  Speaker 2: how she Yeah, she's she's media trade.
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  Speaker 1: She got that media trade. Yeah, it's crazy, right.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, we all have to come back on
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  Speaker 2: and talk about it. She's like, oh yeah, girl, I'd
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  Speaker 2: love to. And then it was like I was like,
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  Speaker 2: did you want to even put it on your Instagram
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  Speaker 2: that you're.
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  Speaker 1: On the show.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy. I think she didn't even know she was
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  Speaker 2: going to be on the.
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  Speaker 1: Show, or maybe she's not happy about it in some way, or.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe she's like I was supposed to be on this
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  Speaker 2: other show and get a longer storyline. Either way, she's
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  Speaker 2: made for TV. She'll be gold, even if we only
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  Speaker 2: see her for a few episodes.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, absolutely, I can't wait to see her. Okay, my love,
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  Speaker 1: let's start with our first couple. It's going to be
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  Speaker 1: Rick and Tricia. Rick and Trisa, and he's fifty two
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  Speaker 1: from California. She's twenty five from Madagascar. He's very they're
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  Speaker 1: both very good looking. I mean, look, he's a beefy,
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  Speaker 1: beefy man. I mean like that's a you know, that's
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  Speaker 1: a man that like he lives.
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  Speaker 2: This is a this is a photoshop photo of him,
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  Speaker 2: because he doesn't look this good on the show that
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  Speaker 2: he looks in this picture. But he is very muscular.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, now, I do think that there is obviously red
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  Speaker 1: flags across the board for why, you know, why he
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  Speaker 1: would be choosing the partner that he is, But it
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  Speaker 1: picks up he is selling in front of a ring light,
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  Speaker 1: just like me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has an ex wife,
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  Speaker 1: and his ex wife obviously also has two kids. He
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  Speaker 1: has two kids by his ex wife. His ex wife
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: was a hairstylist. And then so one of his like
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: side hustles is that he's you know, selling Indian rummy hair,
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: you know, to the biddy's Like you know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if it's like a TikTok shop or you know,
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: he said to say seasonal business. So that also didn't
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: makes sense. I'm like, he said, only happens around tax day,
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: but I feel like women buy.
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: Hair every day. I mean, yeah, I don't know why.
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  Speaker 2: He said it's seasonal. Maybe he only gets the hair
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  Speaker 2: twice a year, like I don't. I don't know. I
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: don't know about the hair business.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know either.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm barely hanging on with these few hairs that
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  Speaker 2: I got right now, you.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: Know, yeah, no, I mean literally I had to like
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: make a whole shift in my life, and I was like, well,
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: now you'll be curly. Now you want to be, I
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: won't fight you anymore, you know, like.
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, what your hair is always cute?
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: I love you, and your hair is gorgeous. I mean
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  Speaker 1: your hair is like the most beautiful, softest like blonde
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: brown with like I mean the texture, I mean it's
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: shiny as hell. I'm looking at you now you're in
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  Speaker 1: a full blowout. I mean, I can't believe.
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  Speaker 2: It's not this is this is the hair that I
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  Speaker 2: slept in.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that doesn't make any sense. YEA doesn't make it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm does it not real? He has, like he said,
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: jack of all trades, besides still of my hair in
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  Speaker 1: front of a ring light honey. You know he taps
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  Speaker 1: the little tappin star. You know, he taps, and I
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  Speaker 1: loved that, Like I enjoy dance, and like, it's hard
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: to see men share that, you know. I mean, it's
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: not hard to see men share dancing when it's like
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: hardcore hip hop or something like that, or like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like those kind of dances. But every time I see
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: a man like tappin' or ballet or jazz or modern
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  Speaker 1: and I'm almost like.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it was cute, and it's it was interesting too,
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  Speaker 2: because his body is so upside down triangle shaped, you
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  Speaker 2: know that it seems like maybe that wouldn't mechanically work,
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  Speaker 2: but it did, but it did. He was just tapping away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tappen he Yeah. He has five kids. Five kids,
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  Speaker 1: three are grown and two sons.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, that was interesting. That's when I looked. I was like, now,
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  Speaker 2: how is he?
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  Speaker 1: He does look good?
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  Speaker 2: He's fifty two. I think he he looks pretty good
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  Speaker 2: for fifty two, but not good enough to get a
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  Speaker 2: twenty five year old girlfriend. What are we doing?
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  Speaker 1: We that that is indicative of someone who wants to
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  Speaker 1: not do the work it requires to have like an
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: emotionally available you know, companion of your own you know level,
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  Speaker 1: peer level. Like when you see people who like do
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: that kind of like wild age shift and whatnot, it's
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  Speaker 1: like it's just it feels like, Yeah, it feels like
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  Speaker 1: they want something that's beyond companionship. They want like a
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  Speaker 1: certain amount of like proven servietude or something, or proven submission.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't like it, and I don't like that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. It just seems very imbalanced, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And it's same one if it's a we get a
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: lot of these like you know, white ladies that go
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  Speaker 2: over these countries with these younger guys, it seems like
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  Speaker 2: an imbalanced you know, a power dynamic, a money dynamic.
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  Speaker 2: And with him having children what I assume are probably
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: this girl's age is weird. And I'd like to know
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: the age of his second wife. That's what i'd like
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: to know.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: I would love to that. I'd love to know that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're right, if he has adult children and she's twenty five,
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: I mean adults happen at eighteen, So you have two,
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming them some of them around her age.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's to me. That's icky. Listen, do what
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: you want, do your thing. But to me, that's icky,
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  Speaker 2: it's gross.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't want my dad dating someone my age,
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: you know like that.
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  Speaker 2: Like it like I've dated one of my daughter's friends.
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  Speaker 2: Like if I got divorced, I would be like, hey, Anna,
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: you got any cute twenty two year olds friends that
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: I can date? That's gross. Yeah, it's just give me the.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: I know, but wo wudn't be funny. She was like, yeah, mom, no,
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  Speaker 1: they would have a relationship like this the mother's summer
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: going to get into forest and his mom you know.
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  Speaker 2: Too close.
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  Speaker 1: Oh but yeah, he also is your right, like he
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  Speaker 1: has a tourism sex bibe around him. Because he was like,
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  Speaker 1: I showed up, I met someone. She was hot. She
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: said she was from Madagascar. I was like, that's a place,
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: not just the movie. And then I deadloaded an app
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: that lets me date other Madagascar people because I was like,
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: those people are hot, and now I'm into the fetish
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: of this one island people. And then he met her
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: and she was like twenty five and she was like
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: she has curly hair, and he signed up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah because he met some people from Madagascar and thought,
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: this is a beautiful person. So I will only now
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: date people from Madicascar, which is very specific but okay,
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  Speaker 2: so it worked, but we'll see what happens when they're
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: in person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, He's playing with his kids and you know,
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  Speaker 1: immediately like they're talking about a Gascar, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: then he You see this a lot on nine of
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  Speaker 1: a fiance, and you often see it with women and
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  Speaker 1: also maybe a look after lock of women doing this
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  Speaker 1: to their young children, which is like ingratiating their young
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: children to the idea of their romantic partner before it's
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: been tried, trued and tested. So you know, he's like,
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: let's FaceTime her, are you guys? You want to FaceTime her?
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  Speaker 1: Like these kids are in the middle of playing with
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: balls and some weird activities like no, yeah is the answer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, they're busy, they're playing. You've got him on
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: a play day. Let them play. Yeah, And I don't
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: know if you had the un closed captions on. Sometimes
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: I do, and sometimes I don't. Then I forget, but
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  Speaker 2: they under it. It kept whenever the kids were saying,
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: go it was Gascar. The kids don't know Madagascar. They're
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: just like, can we go see your gascr Like yeah,
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: And then the girl that we get later, who's dating
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: a guy named beer Can? It just said like beer can.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Every time she said beerkin, it said beer can.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, because they really wanted to be like, don't say
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Burkean's not burken. We know you're gonna want to say
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Burkan a broken bag. It's not, it's beer Can, And
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: so I mean I might, I might call him Burkean.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: I don't almost sea.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: I like beer can. Beer Can is pretty good.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I had to write down beer can to remember how
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: to say it, because again, it looked like burkin. Yea.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: When when Rick calls Tricia, he's like, my Malagassy queen,
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: which I had never heard the word malagassy before.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, do we take out a bunch of letters
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: of Madagascar? I mean we take out the d Malgassy.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, maybe is that what they call him.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: I was like, he didn't know the name of the
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: town she was from.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah that part, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. He's like,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: there's a V in there, it's VB. Let me just
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: like google it or whatever. Then they get the first
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of red flags, right, and but one
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: of them is like a tried and true one, which
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: is that she's twenty five. So in a conversation, she's like,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to have babies. I want to have babies.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: They're gonna look really beautiful. And he's like, well, you know,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I have five. I don't know if I really want
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: to have kids anymore. And she's like, three of them
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: are old and I don't so doesn't you know it's
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: a mood point. He's like, well, we'll talk about it
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: when you get here, and I'm like, no, you won't.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: I mean too late.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: I yeah, but I gotta say that a lot of
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: times these guys do say oh, yeah, yeah, we're gonna
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: have kids up and they don't really mean it. So
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: at least he's being very like up front, like I
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: don't want any more kids. So at least there's that.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: But she's not taking over for an answer he needs.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: He's captain if they stay together, he's captain to negotiate
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: for one one baby.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, listen, you can easily date someone your age
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: that won't want more kids because they already have them.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: That's not doing that.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: That's a way to solve that.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. That's a compromise. That is a sacrificing
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: compromise you can make to get what you want, except
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: you're not doing that. And so if you're not going
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: to choose to do that, then you don't take away
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: this person's like ability to have kids for the rest
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: of her life.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean he had his last kid when he
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: was fifty. He's fifty two and there's he's got a
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: two year old. And I got to tell you, by
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: the time you're fifty, you're pretty tired.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, tell that to Kelsey Grammar, tell that to
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Well, they have lots and lots of hell hired help.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, yeah, she must be like, how dare you, Like,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? Like you're be out working,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: you'd be selling your hair. You know, I don't know
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: what is okay? So if he taps and he you know,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: teaches people to tap and he's side hustle's hair, I
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: don't quite understand what he does though.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Right, is there like an occupation there and these are
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: side hustles, right, No, I think he has a bunch
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: of side hustles. He lives in la seems to have
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: a nice place, and you know, he has a built body.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: So like, what did like Was he a personal trainer?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Was like, was he a male like nude model? Like,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: you know, was he there? Was like, there's something we're
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: not knowing. That is how he made his livelihood. I
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: cannot imagine was selling remy hair and tap dancing for
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: the past fifty two years? You know?
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. And this is kind of you
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: know where Matt Sharp will get us. Sometimes it'll be
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: like mid season and he'll be like, well, you know,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: in my past I was a stripper or something. You're like, wait,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: we could That'd have been good to know. Yeah, sometimes
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: we get as you say, Sharp.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, I know he I have to, like,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: you know, keep my guard up with him. You know,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I've been bitten, you know, I've been poked tuddy. Yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: But so basically he has one grievance with her, which
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: is that she ghosted him, like a period of time
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: where she stopped talking to him for like five days
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: and it was one word answers at best. And he
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: is very upset by this because he likes constant contact,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: just like that mailing system. He wants he wants a
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: good morning text, he wants a good night text. He
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: wants someone who's connected, m h do you. I also
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: want to know is he sending her money?
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: He didn't say, but again we don't know how he
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: would because we don't know how he lives in LA
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: with these two side hustles. So I've kids unclear if
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I've gett well the three maybe he's gotten the payroll,
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: but he does have a six in it two and
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: we're just getting started with those two. I'm just gonna
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: guart it.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the long road ahead of just throwing money at
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: those kids. Yeah. So then we have like a fun barbecue.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: This is at our sister's house, and it's like there's
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: hot dogs or's like that. At one point they're like
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: these are mild and I was like they're mild hot dogs.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, how what are there spies? What are
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: the spicy dogs like? And I feel like they were
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: like cutting the mild ones a certain way, and they're
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: like going to make the cut the cuts and the
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: spicy ones, and I found my mind like a different way,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: and I thought like, oh, that's so genius.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: I think they were sausages.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, there were sausages. That makes sense. I love
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: sausages on a grill with some onions and peppers. When
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: are you coming out of Hollywood bowls or some bacon
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: that smells so good? I mean, yeah, we're going.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: To be eating in New York because we can affording
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: eating else.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't mind it. That's fine. It will
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: be like you know, just like we'll be like it'll
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: be so cold, we'll have like our little breadths like
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: you know, steam in front of us. Yeah.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we'll be standing in front of trash cans
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: warming our hands like I don't can't afford a hotel room.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm glad you brought that up, because then I'm
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: gonna have to get fingerless gloves to make that visual
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: and like really work. You need like fingerless gloves just
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: like up to there to like ugh, yeah, I'm so excited.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: But yeah this also this, this is an LA kickback
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: barbecue in a way that like was awesome. Was awesome
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: in a lot of ways because it felt very easy
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: and authentic. You know, like they're gonna talk about the Lakers.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: The Lakers are playing you know what I'm saying, like
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: necessary La talk. You know, they love playing Domino. So
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: it's just like people getting together outside. It's just like
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: you know, barbecue, alfresco, you know, whatever you want to say,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: you know, people getting together outside eating family like some
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: board games. It's interesting because like they were like, oh,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: you know, how you black and don't know how to
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: play dominoes is what they said in one thing. And
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: that kind of made me think, like what interesting, Like
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: what cultures can like tend to gravitate towards certain games,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: like you know, a lot First of all, black people
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: play a lot of games, like you know, and we
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: all play a lot of games. But like I was
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: thinking about in this one case, like dominoes, you know,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: as an Arab person, and I know it's not just
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: air like a lot of Russians, like you know, we
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: play backgammon. I was just thinking about, like the kind
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: of board games that are you kind of connected to
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: cultures like you know, like and by that I mean
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: it's like I sit around and play backgammon. But in
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: every one of my aunt Knuckles houses is one of
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: those weird, smelly but yummy smelly like cedar boxes that
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: has a gold hook and it comes out and like
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: it does smell so musty in an oak way or whatever.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Do you like, I don't know, maybe paint do you
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: feel like what is your like board game that was
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: like adjacent to your family or like game like that.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I don't think we ever played any board games. But
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: but now as you know, adult with kids, I mean
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: my kids are adults too, but we play always we
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: play to real pursuit and always we play the game
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: of life. And we love the game of life.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: You do.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I love the game of life. You could play it
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: on your phone, but it's not as fun.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: You know, how do you put the pegs in the
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: car on your phone?
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: They do everything is done for you and it'll be like, no,
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: you won this, and it just tells you things. But
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: we played it. I think we played it twice at
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: when we were just at the beach and I lost
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: like bad and I was unhappy. But my daughter, well
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: in real life, I guess, but yeah, but I love
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: the game of life. My daughter's car was filled, her
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: whole car was pink. She she said she married a
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: woman and then they had only daughters and society and
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: then my husband had so many kids you had to
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: get a second car. And but I think no, I
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: think it wasn't no. I think my husband ended up
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: winning or like how did you win? With all those kids.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: But it was very fun, and I think it is
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: like almost like a life lesson for the kids, Like, no,
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: you gotta you have to pay back your debt because
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: you have to pay back your debt when you get
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: the house, and you got to get loans from the bank.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: And yeah, my daughter was stealing money from the bank
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: and sliding it to me under the table. I was like, no,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: don't do it, and then I would take it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Also, I need a little more money.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Also, I need five thousand dollars.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: But you know, as a kid, my grandmother had Chinese checkers,
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, yeah, and I and backgammon, and I would
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: not know how to play either of those games today,
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: but we did.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I feel like I did know how to play Chinese checkers,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: so it's like, yeah, move them, you have to move
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: them in and out into the stars.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Because it's like the marbles. Yeah, and then I don't know.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I knew how to play that, and I knew how
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: to play backgammon, but I don't know no clue, no
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: clue with backgammon.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Someone's told me back in fourteen times, and it's like
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: it's gone in one air and at the other I mean,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know why they have to set it to
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: music or something because I can't remember it.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: My friends are peer pressuring me to learning majong because
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: majong is the thing. And my sister's been into majong
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: for years.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: And that online, like they do it online or the
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: real one.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: No, they sit and play like old ladies. And everybody,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: every person I know now plays majong and they're obsessed
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: with it. Really, yes, here in Alexandria and at the beach,
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: all sorts of things. My sister's been playing for years.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: When she comes to the beach, she finds a group
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: like they're obsessed with majong, and I'm like, feel pit
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: pressured into doing it, but I don't want to be
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: left out. And I also don't want to do it.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Are you competitive?
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Not? Really? Yeah? Maybe that's fine. I don't care.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, but I'm happy that I just want to
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: go back to your to your husband winning the game
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: of life with all those kids. You know, maybe think
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: of it made me think of like what Cody Brown
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: wanted to have have in the whole time, where he
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: was like, well, yes, that's how we all get to heaven.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Love can't be divided has to be multiplied. And that's
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: exactly the gameplayer your husband played and he won and Cody,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: you know, didn't you know that with the philosophy.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Now my husband and Cuddy Brown are very different different
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah, hair wise too, right, yes, thank god, thank god.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: But basically we go back to them. Yeah, he just
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: basically tells his family, you know, about the fact that
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: she ghosted him and they was very awkward and she
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: couldn't you know, be contacted, and then he lets us
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: have a lot more information, which is that during this
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: time she has an ex boyfriend and at one point
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: his family accused her of robbing their house. But then
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: you know, that was like turned out to be remedied
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: in such a way.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I needed ten more minutes of information of this.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Yep, yep.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, wait, was she arrested and that's why
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: she didn't contact you because she was in jail? Yeah?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Was it the same five days? Yes?
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I need so much more information about this story.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: It made zero sense to me because at first.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, was it her stuff? Like did he
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: you know, is her ex boyfriend with staying at his
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: parents' house and did she just need her stuff back?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: From him that he had taken and was then were
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: they just like an asshole family that was like, she's
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: stealing from us, you know, I don't know.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Or did she wait for them to go to work
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: and we did their housees told their shit like and
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: then she was in jail, Like what is it really
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: an ex boyfriend? Is it not an ex boyfriend? That
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: part it's all very unclear.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I can't wait, though, I can't wait for her to
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I really want to find out more about her because
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: he does seem a little duncie and you know, yeah,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I think that she's you know, this is perfect. Yeah, Okay,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: So we're moving on from them, and I don't feel
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: great about them.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Don't have high hopes, no.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Really really dashed hopes. Uh. But our next couple will
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: be Forest thirty two from Oregon and Sheina forty from
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: the Philippines. And I am very interested in this couple
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: and I wrote a lot of notes. I'm hopeful, I'm
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm hope. I think that there
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: might be some good things. I think that we might
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: be getting sharped about the parents. But this starts Forrest
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: is making his espresso in the morning, honey and I
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: get that, you know, just like a little morning espresso,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Just pop it in. You don't have to worry about it.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Besides that, and we're also getting shots of his kitchen
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: and his like you know, modest one bedroom. There's a
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff piled on the cabinets, but one thing
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: that I was obsessed with in this kitchen.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm studying this now. Thank you for putting this up.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: You're yeah, I need to talk to you about something.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: In his kitchen, he's making eggs, obviously, and she, you know,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: is watching it, and she's saying things like, you know,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: don't burn the eggs like last time, baby, and he's like,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: everything's going fine. Now. This is the opening shot of
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: this man. And I am like, he has stove doilies.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: He has the doilies that you put on the gas
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: range of your stove. And when I saw that, I
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: was like, a I knew that was talking to you
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: about this, And I was like, I need to talk
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: to her about that immediately. And then I knew something
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: was afoot either. I was like, someone else lives here.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: He's lived with a woman. He didn't buy that some
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: like a woman did that. Someone's in his life is
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: like picking doilies for him. The stove doilies for him
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: are not a real thing. It couldn't be a real thing.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: It felt like the most I know it's a small thing,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: but like, I don't use stove doilies. Do you use
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: stove doilies?
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: No? I don't have circle burners anyway. I have like
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: a gas thing and it's all square. I've only seen
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: this one other time on Love after lock Up with Sean,
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: that mouth breather, Yes, married that world shaw in the
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: mouth b either that had the like nineteen kids, but
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: he was with Destiny. And then he was with the
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: second girl, redhaired girl, redhead girl that had like killed
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: somebody with meth. Yes, they had stove delays. Now they
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: weren't doilies per se. They were metal covers that went
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: on the eyes of their stove. And I'm like, is
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: it decorative? Are we trying to keep them dust free?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: What are we doing? Yeah? I like want to know.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't know if it was like a mid wherever
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: you know, he is from Oregon. I was like, is
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: this a Pacific Northwest thing? Mostly I was like, this
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: is the work of a woman. I cannot imagine that
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: this man would barely you know, I can't imagine. The
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: man was like, I need to have stove doilies. And
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: then when I saw that, I was like, okay, so
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: if a woman is he did that, then he's gonna
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: either have obviously a hyper intense relationship with his mother
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: or you know, or or he's being taken care of
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: by someone you know in like a overstepping way or
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: something like.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Now we're gonna know what I noticed about that photo. Yes,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: is the tablecloth that has a deer on it.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: It's a deer it. Oh my god, I didn't know.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what it was. I can't. I obviously
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: see black and gold.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Turn your head. You gotta turn your head to the
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: right and then you can see it.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, just staring up at you as
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: you eat your eggs. You're there's like you're eating venison.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: It's like that was my mom.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: And he's got like two crock pots or pressure cookers
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: up there. I'm fascinated by this.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna that's one too many.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, look at you to study it later.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is one. It is two croc parks that
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: you know, he's tall, so he can get up there.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. There's also like a little
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: panda bear on top of his frigerators. Also, there's also
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: pictures in frames on top of his frigerator, and I
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: don't understand if anyone can actually see that besides him.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm concerned about that cabinet that seems to
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: have no door to the left of his head.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: What happens or it is or it's open and he's
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: going to hit his head on it.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot happening. Here is a lot, And
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I'm really glad you brought this to my attention so
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I can go and study it later. Yeah.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do the work I take. I just love
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: taking screenshots. But yeah, so then we The whole thing,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: of course, is that Sheena watches him constantly. She has
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: the ring cameras and she's you know, moving around. This
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: is the first time we saw this, which is also
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: annoying because I feel like sometimes they want to like
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: try and shock It's like, can you believe that they
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: would have such a setup, And it's like, yeah, we can.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: We've seen it on this show.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Before, seen it on Love after Lock Up River, what's
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: his name? They're having a baby now we're fully following
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: her from his Yeah, from his jail, seale, he was
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: watching her all the time.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: And being able to talk to her. I called her Tennis.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Oh it was the Doubles.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's still out. They're having a baby. Good for them.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they're a successful couple because, like.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Listen, smartest kids ever, sweeter ever.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he had so much money.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Crazy, he had a T shirt business with laundry business.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I can't unclear unclear.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: But yeah, like Forrest has that happening. He's he has
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: a whole smart house and it's and also all of it.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: He says, it's incredibly comforting for him. He is not
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: like this woman is, you know, infringing on my rights.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: In fact, it's comforting for her to be there. It's
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: like she's making sure that I'm safe. Twenty twenty four
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: to seven almost in my mind, like a twenty four
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: hour life alert, you know, like, yeah, he's like fallen
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: and he can get up by just being like sheena, Yeah,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: the medics.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: We need to do this for my father in law.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: This each idea.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we need to do that. Yeah.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: You know what, though I know this sounds crazy, I
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: think that there's like a then that made me think
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: of like, obviously this is whatever, ill to say it. Obviously,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: we're getting into the realm of like people getting old
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: and living you know, longer, and then also you know,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: maybe not being able to take care of themselves in
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: the in the best way, and there's like assisted living
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: and all that or whatever, right, all that, But we're
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: also in the age now of like WAIM and stuff
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: like that in La where there's driverless cars right where
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: there's people just you know, like getting in cars. So
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: that means that there's going to be people that you
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: can outsource to watch your aging parents. Like, I feel
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: like there's going to be a service if not where
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: it's like your parent doesn't want to leave their house.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: You're like, okay, what if I outfit your house in
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: full ring lights and I just hire someone god bless
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: in a different country to take turns watching you twenty
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: for seven and if you call out like whatever, they
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: can send medics. And I feel like, obviously there's a
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: lot of privacy issues, but I also feel like that's
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: a service people are going to use.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't want that to be my job, sure,
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: but I also want to know if there's cameras in
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: the bathroom when he has to go to the bathroom
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: is or shower or it seems like because Brandan and
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Mary they were he never hung up and they were
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: together when they were pooping and everything.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And there is something
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: in there and they have shared some intimate moments on
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: camera and he does talk about that. Yeah, they've been
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: dating for seven years. Why have I met in real life?
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: But met in a Facebook group for UH for autism
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: and we get that he has autism and ADHD a
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: little bit later in the episode. I'm so happy that
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: we find that out or we call that out because
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: it was a little bit obvious. And it's not that
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I want to talk about it. It's just that when
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I want to talk about why he's doing other things
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: or yeah, you know, like it's annoying because it's yeah,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: like if I want to talk about how he could
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: be behaving and why he would be doing something, or
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: why he's processing something this way or why he's choosing
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: to do something, it's it's like missing a piece if
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: you don't like, yeah, talk about that.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have to tell you. They have to tell
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: you because otherwise you look like an you know, if
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: you're like, gosh, he did this or did that, Well,
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: this is you know, part of part of his you know, autism.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: So I'm just saying us as podcasters, we need to
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: know these things so that we don't look like assholes. Yeah,
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: we do because we look like assholes anyway. Yeah, my
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: faults don't make it worse on us easier.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I completely agree. Yeah. His mom just
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: was like sign them up for this group. He met Sina,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: so you know, then we're like and then my mind, Oh,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: then I'm like, oh, Shein is autistic then too, you know,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: like I didn't you know, everything was like okay, then
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: that also is a great answer. I'm assuming then she
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: is to be part of the group, and you know,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: like he has changed his whole life, you know, to
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: be with her. He does. He has blackout curtains to
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: be on her on her time. He says that he
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: sleeps between four am and four pm, which I was like,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: that's puelb hours and then maybe that's just like maybe
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: he like calms down and goes to bed like two
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: hours later. I also at this point was like, this
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: is when he says this part we don't he hasn't
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: also said that he has autism and we don't know
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: like his whateverything is. But at this point I was like,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: what's your job? Is your job from home? You can
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: just make up your own hours. Are you selling hair
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: on a ring light too? I mean you know, like yeah, yeah,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: yeake your own hours.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Somehow I missed that he said he has blackout curtains
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: so he's on her time zone, and that he does,
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be great when he travels there. He won't
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: have to worry about the jet lag. I mean, so
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: he sleeps from four am to four pm. Yeah, okay,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: so I'd love to sleep from four am to four pm.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Great. I never I never get I'm so easily tired
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: at like two am, three am, four am, I get
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: the best sleep ever.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: It's a great thing to be asleep if you wait
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: until that time to go to sleep.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well yeah, you were this thing where like we
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: used to be people that like had two sleeps, and
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: it was like we go to bed at one time
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: and wake up like between the hours of like me'd
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: be like midnight in two and then we would like
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I supposedly, supposedly we would shuffle around and then have
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: another sleep that was like the way that humans read that.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know anything, what about what you're talking about?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, good, good to No, I didn't say anything, ha
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha. I wanted to bring up something,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: which is that you know, obviously in his house, as
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: we say, he has a whole bunch of fun, fun things.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Did I not bring up my where's my pictures? Okay?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: That was?
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: That was a bad picture?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: I love, I love that was a picture. I have
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: a picture of him when his mom brings up finding
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: the porn stash? Okay, sorry that I thought that was okay,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: where's my I also had a picture of anyway, let's
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: go on. He has a bunch of stuffed animals and
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: a bunch of stuffed animals, which is indicative of something
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: on that bed. This is before the autism that we hear.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: And then he's like, yeah, lots of stuffed bears for
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Shena and they are like our kids. And then I'm like,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: what are the eight?
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: What is the age of forest?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: He's thirty two?
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Is she also thirty two?
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Geez forty?
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: She's forty?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yeah she's forty. He's thirty two. Yeah,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: he's just very tall she's five two, so anyways, you're cute.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: He also puts on yeah, he puts on a sex mode,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: and the sex mode in his smart house is like
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: seventies I don't chick kind of porn music. And then
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: also just like you know, Led pink lights and stuff
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: like that. This is when we find out, Oh no,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: I like. And then his mom, Molly comes over. Now,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: when Molly comes over, we're like, you have a mom
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: that's like bury in your business. And then she's like,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you to a special place that you know.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: It's a surprise and it's the same one that you
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: went to when you're eighteen. I was like, oh my god,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: and she does. She takes them to a sex shop. Now,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: have you taken your children or have you ever gone
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: to a sex shop with your parents?
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Very pain I've ever been to a sex shop? Period?
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Wait on acond this, don't you never been?
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Okay? First of all, I want to go to a
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: sex shop with you. Also, there are good sex shops,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: like pleasure chest. I wonder if there's a pleasure chest
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: in New York. We have no time, but I would
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: love to. Like, sex shops are interesting and you know,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: there's a different sections. There's like the poorn section, there's
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: the clothing, there's the accessories, there's like the beauty products,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: and so you know you look at me like, there's okay,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: beauty products, but there's like there's dusts. There's honey flavored
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: dusts that you can put on your privates so that
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: when people lick them. You know, like that's you know,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: you're welcome. And there's like you know different Oh yeah,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: there's so many things you know.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Like this is upsetting I don't need to know about. Okay,
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Well I'm I'm too proper for this, Chris, this is
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: upsetting to me.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, well here's the thing. There's a worse things id
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Emon mentioned, so definitely don't go. But I'll tell you
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: who does it. He's not upset by it. Molly. The
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: mom's like they know me. Here, honey, I got the
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: VIP trios and hey, I'm back with my son.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: You know, here's my punch card. Yeah.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a big sex mall in a strip mall.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Sex yeah, sex sorry shop in a strip mall.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sex mall and a strip mall.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: And then yeah, we get the story that you know
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: he was when he was younger. When he was eighteen,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: he found his parents' porn stash. And I mean she
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: tells camera right in front of him and he gives
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: this look. And then there's two parts of this where
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you're infantilizing him. Yeah, that's what I want
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: to say.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Well, see, if you wouldn't have questioned it, then I
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: could have said it correctly. Infantal uh huh, lizing, infantilizing,
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: And that is something.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: We see a lot. Because you've watched Love on the Spectrum, right.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't, Oh I did. I know it was
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: so good. I didn't watch it. I just didn't have
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: It was just it was at a time probably where
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: something else is on, like Love is Blind, and I
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: just couldn't couldn't add another show. Bay, Yeah, I heard
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: it's great.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Though, yeaeah no, pre I mean I know it's just that, Yeah,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: there's a you know that can happen. You know, like
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: there is like this protective thing where you also start
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: to like really try and keep someone protected and or
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: like you're used to doing things for them, you know
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: and whatnot. Yeah, I yeah, Like but she's doing it
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: by like talking about him, like with embarrassing things like
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: in front of him to camera. Also, I think I
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: would have loved to know. I know that he said
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: that his mom is his best friend, but I think
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: that by thirty two I would have liked to know
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: that he had met some other friend, like yeah, the
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Facebook group that's a male, Like does he video game
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: with anyone? Like?
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Good questions? Does he have any other friends besides
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: his mom? Yeah? Yeah? Or a group that he does
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: things with, or and again, it would help if we
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: knew what his job was, et cetera. Because he's very
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: likable and charming and seems easy and fun to talk
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: to and has a sense of humor, and so it
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: seems like, maybe, you know, maybe maybe I'll have lunch
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: with a friend before he goes, who will tell him
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: he's making the worst mistake of his life. As we
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: do on this show. Everybody's got a friend that they
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: go to lunch with right before they go that tells
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: him they're making the biggest mistake of their life.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Like what are you gonna even do when you get there?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I want all the questions that someone asked. So yeah,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: like at this sex shop, we buy lingerie for her.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: She likes purple. She's always You know.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: What, though, Chris, I liked how he said in that shop.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: He literally says, I'm getting overwhelmed. I have a lot
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: of nervousness. And he said I'm nervous and not because
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: he was like looking at the lingerie, which is making nervous.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: He said, there's so much here, And I think for
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: somebody with autism being in a store like that, not
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: necessarily a sex store, it could be any kind of store.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: It was like so big and so much to look.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: I think it was over stimulating. And then they've got
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: the camera crew and then they're talking about cup size,
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: and you know, I think he was like, I think
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: it was a lot for him, and I kind of
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: I was like, get him out of this store. This
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: is too much.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, also like, wouldn't his mom and also know that
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: this is probably a little much. Yeah, I agree with you.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I Yeah, I agree. I almost feel like it would
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: have been nice to like maybe have you know, like
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: someone bring him things or shop online and see what
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: he wants first, do you know? Or yeah?
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: And I don't say, like which one do you like?
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's a dude, he doesn't know, he's just
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: like she just likes purple, Like, get me out of here,
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Also, what they were asking him was like, do you
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: think we should get the one with built in cups
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: or the one without built in cups? Now, she he
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: also says that she's two hundred pounds and five feet
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: and I was like, is that real? Or are you
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: just saying that? I mean, I mean, do you like,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: did she actually give you her measurements or whatever? I
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: just didn't know for sure, Like.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know how he would know that, because because
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: he said she's five feet and two hundred pounds, and
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: then both of the women are like, WHOA, don't say that.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: I was like, you just asked him what size she was. Yeah,
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: so he gave the correct answer, so we need to
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: know what we're looking at. I didn't know. I didn't
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: find that to be as offensive as those two ladies did.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: They were like, well, she's queen size, she's plus us.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, but who's that go?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they want him to be like she's a four X,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: but like Batman doesn't know the term four X or
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not even saying she's a four X, but like,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: you know, it's like whatever size that they're Yeah.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: He didn't know, and I didn't. I think that they
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: kind of made him. He's like, oh, I didn't know.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Is that rude?
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, no, you answered the question.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you know, he he's obviously very in the sheena,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: and yeah, I also felt like maybe they made him
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: feel like he said something poor, poorly worded that would
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: be like inferring that she's too large or something along
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: the way. He's not. He's like, you know, I'm super
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: into her, and she's so shapely. And he talks about
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: how much sex they're having on camera and.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: How she liked my He said she liked my flab cute.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: And she took off everything and I loved her curves,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: you know. And he is a virgin and she's a virgin.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: She says she's a thirty year old virgin.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, So he says she's a virgin, and then
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I have to be like, well, I need to hear
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: that from her mouth first, and I have to I
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: just don't know for I mean, it's hard. We haven't
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: met her yet, so we just don't know what's real
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: and what's not.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: That's right, we have to We're got to get guy
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: good eyes on her.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: It's interesting because at one point the mom's like, I
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: can't wait for you to go and this is so great,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: and like here's the sex shit and you know, like
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: you know, uh blobbity blue. And then at the same
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: time she's like, I don't trust her. It's really her family,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: which I'm like, pick a lane. You these are seven
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: years with these people that you have been. You are
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: involved in your son's life, and you know that she's
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: on the cameras. You came over to his house and
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: was like is she in a here? Like yeah, it's
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: interesting that you would then take him to a sex
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: shop and then at the at the second shop be like,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is a good idea.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: I found that weird. I found it to be a
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: quick left turn. It's like what, yeah, confusing. Yeah.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: So then we get this moment where he's like, this
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: is the deal. She is ruled by her evil parents.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: It's her evil parents that like lie and steal, and
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: she's a good girl. And there's this thing where she
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: has a bake account and they've been saving money for
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: their future. And at this point I'm like, so it's
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: money that you put in the bake account or it's
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: money that she put aside, but it's not just her
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: name on the check account, it's her parents. And so
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: twice in life her parents just has gone in and
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: stolen all the money and then she's had to like
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: go back to and be like they did it, you know,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: they stole the money or whatever.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: That's what she sounds like, yeah.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I mean until I can hear that voice. Actually we
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: would hear her voice. She has a great voice. But
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: she was like, don't burn the eggs again. I don't
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: know im. We have two people from the Philippines, and
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy about that because Christina is from the
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Philippines and she can like tell us all the you know,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: the dish about people.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, said Christine. But you just contact her.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Thank you of course, our beautiful editor. So at this
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: sex shop where the mom is like that, you know,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: mom bringing son a sex shop because that's what moms
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: are for, and we're like, absolutely not, it's not what
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: at the same time being like I don't trust her
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: and her parents and I need to work, you know,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: watch out for you. And then he's like, well, I
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: have a secret to tell you. I'm going to stay
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: longer to work things out and make sure that she's okay.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: And the way that she says no to him is
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: like if you have a dog that's like has just
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: put its paws on the table and it's sniffing like
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: a piece of banana bread and you're like, no, no.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: That's a perfect analogy. It's a perfect analogy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: I just I thought it was very like speaking to
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: a toddler, like, because who's about to touch a stuff?
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: You're like no, like that, Yeah, it was, And maybe
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: that's the way their relationship works, and that's the only
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: way she can get through to him is to speak
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: to him in that tone. But she's going with him.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: To see him Dev Who's I couldn't And someone named Dev?
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, is Dev the dad is?
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: When they said Dev? I was like, are they I
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: had to put the closed car? Are they saying Dad?
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Are they saying Dev? Or they say Deb? Who's Dev? Dev?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Dad?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Who is it?
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: So? I'm glad say that to me? I heard Dev?
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Would you write down or did you.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Hear wrote nothing down? I mean the close captions and
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: it said Dev And I was like, did they say
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Dad or do they say Dev? Who's going. Is it
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: an aunt? Is it a brother who's going? Confusion?
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Is it short for Devin?
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: It short for devil? Is it dad? We don't know
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: devilish dad?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we don't. We don't know. So many fucking questions.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, she gonna feels like she's going to like
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: put one of those bracelets with like an attached wire
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: that like my parents did to me when I was
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: going to Disneyland in the nineties, like you know, and
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: like we know, like it's going to like put that
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: on him, on Mayor and the Philippines and like never
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: let him be like too far away.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Well, I call that the you know, the leash backpack.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: She's gonna put the leash backpack on him, like like
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: may and Nicole, Yeah, yeah.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, callback this man, You're right, this man could do
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: nothing but be around a controlling woman, you.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Know, and we don't know. She gives us a story
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: later that maybe explains why she's so overprotective, and you know,
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: I think when you when you have a child with
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: a you know, a learning disability and disability, you are
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: super overprotective. So I get it. But the but the
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: note was jarring.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: It was she also said the word this is bum larky.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: This is all bum larky. And I was like.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Where what where is bumb larky just as a spin
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: off of mullarky.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm like, is it? Are you irish? I
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: mean like a lark? I was so like bum larky.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I I literally I was like this field, they're an organ.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I keep looking and being like where are they? Because
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I feel like the culture and the heat and the
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: way they're talking and what I'm looking at is like
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: an alternative reality of American where I'm like, there's like
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: something there is, just the tiny things off in such
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: a way. I'm like this in real life. This is
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: like a stylized television show I'm watching.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: I've never been to Oregon. I've never been to Oregon.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: I've never been to Portland. I've never I've been to Seattle, Washington,
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: but that's about as far up there as i've been.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: I've never been to Oregon. So maybe this is how
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: they act in Organs since I don't know, I've never
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: been there.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: It's a big bum larky state, like, but they can't
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: They're like that's what I say. Every other word bumb larky.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I've only been to Ashland Organ, but that's like where
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: the Shakespeare Festival is. You know, I'm an actor. But yeah,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: it's all hip. You know, there's other parts like parts
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: of Oregon or they're like hippies or not hippies, and
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: these are.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Things I would like it because you know, I'm a hippie,
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: so I think I would like it.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, hippie that stays away from sex shops. Honeywooll that's right.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: You don't have to go to a second You don't
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: have to be a hippie to go to a sex
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: shop and vice versa.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: You're right, You're right, you have you know, there is
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: an idea of free love and sex positivity with hippiness.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't have to do that part.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. So she the mom basically says one
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: more thing, which is like I know one thing to
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: be true. Once you get knee deep in that forty
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: year old peepee, you are going to be obsessed. You
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: are going to not be able to leave. So I
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: understand that, like, once you get it, you are gonna
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: not want to let it go. Honey, it's gonna be
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: and it's true. This man is horny, horney, horny horny,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: and we all know that like all of the like
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: uh dopamine and like sex hormones or what do they call,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: like all of that, like you know, rushes at him,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: he is going to be And that's also been seven years.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: He already is emotionally tied to this person, and once
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: he gets physically inside this person, I mean, I don't
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: know how he's going to escape her literal grips.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Ha ha ha. So seven years since he had.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Sex, seven years since they know they've never had sex
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: because he's a virgin. Okay, I was like them talking
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: their emotional relationship.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: They've been having video sex for seven years.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So the mom is like, yeah, I know
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: that once you like actually get a taste and once
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: you get in getting feel, once you get that gush,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna go back. Yeah, yeah, I know. You
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: hate this conversation.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: I have No, I don't, I don't.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it just to like push your buttons a
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: I think I think it's but I think the mom
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: is right that once he gets it, he's gonna be sized.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Pussitized.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, you said it, not be.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Fagimatized.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and I think that's right. I think once
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: he gets it, he's going to be like, I'm never
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: leaving here until I can bring her home with me
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: because I can't now be like two months without this,
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, she's the best dick glove I've ever felt,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, And like I need a
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: dick love, you know, like Chris needs, you know, a
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: fingerless mitten to do her like New York warming of
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: the hands, the fire trash can and we'll have hot nuts. Ugh. Anyway,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: next couple we're gonna move on to. I cannot wait
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: to talk about it. I took a bunch of pictures
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: about this one, and it's Emma twenty eight from La
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: and z Ed twenty seven, only one year off from Morocco.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: She seems older than him, but I think it's because
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: the plastic surgery she and.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Her sister have. Did she say they were twins?
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah? She did, So I have pictures, don't worry.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, all right, let's look. Let's let's k okay.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Let's first first first shot of her? Is this? Now,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: before this season started, we had seen the pictures of her,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: and I already was like it's a wig? Is it
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: a wig? I was like, what is happening with her hair?
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I don't understand it. So I took twelve billion pictures
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: to understand what am I looking at? It looks like
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: a glued on wig?
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: And so this is obviously Emma with uh listen, let's
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: be honest. A lot of plastic surgery that she knows about.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: She talks about botox, which is not talking about is
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: a lot of filler in her lips and in her cheeks.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: And conversely, her twin sister looks like this. So it's
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: like kind of I guess, like Earl, it's like, you know.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: It's before and after.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like Darcy and Stacy if Darcy
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: was the only one, the one crazy and Stacy had stayed.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right. They enjoy an under the eye liner. They
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: enjoy a heavy under eye liner. That's something I noticed.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Quit floating back and forth.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: It's like, I'm sorry, I'm like, you're right, because I'm
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: going back because I think her sister does it better.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Mary Payne, like like look better, like not just the
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: plastic surgery look, but her makeup.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: I agree, And what's this girl's name Emma. Emma definitely
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: has had some sort of nose job that her sister
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: obviously also had a nose job, but a different nose job. Okay, yes,
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: they had different nose jobs. This is the day off
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: every time this is this girl is so much cutter
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: than that. Okay, is it?
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: I would like to go back to the hair.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, tell me what's happening?
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, because here it just looks like dirty in this picture.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Okay you are yeah.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Give me a differ one. Okay, what what?
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Okay? Then this is the same day and I have
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: other days? But what does first of all, tell me
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: what am I looking at?
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: I think that is her hair, and I think she's
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: just got an unfortunate hairline. Don't you don't you think
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: she just has a Teresa Judi's low hairline. Okay, it
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: really looks like a wig.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: It looks like a wig, not just because of the hairline,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: but also how like intensely aggressive her part is covered
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: with how shiny the material that's making her hair us
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: out of and then how thick it is like it
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: just she looks like Uncanny Valley. It doesn't look normal
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: or real. It doesn't look natural. It looks distracting because
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: I don't understand what it is. And I guess going
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: back to her sister.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Look at look at the okay on her sister. Look
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: at the color of her.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Part white, Yes, exactly like and that's a scalp color,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: a scalp.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: That's her scalp color. And this the with the other one.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: It looks like an her scalp wouldn't be that color.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: I think on Emma's you know what I mean? It
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: seems or.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Should she put makeup on her? Did she put bronzer
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: on her scalp? Right?
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: God, I don't know. I'm gonna have to ask Keisha,
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: who records you know you met Keisha. I'm gonna have
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: to ask Keisha because she's a wig expert. I'm gonna
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: have to ask her.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, please, I like, I I need to. I'm isolating.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: My now is coming out with like what feels like
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: nineties bodiness, Like there's no more body positivity. Everything's gonna
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: be about like I'm bad or whatever. She's very skinny,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: Her body is banging. She knows ill for those killed,
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: for those boobs that she's got, just like perfect.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she has like a perfect boob job. You know
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like they're little because she's a smaller girl.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: And so she got like, you know, tits that are
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: not distracting at all. So I'm gonna give her grace
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: for that, because she's gotten a lot of things done.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: So like her hair is distracting to me, and her
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: lips are distracting to me, and her like too much
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: puffiness in her face, all of that. If you just
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: got a little that less filler, I think that she
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: would and I'd change her hair game. This would be
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: a different person. Her body is banging. She knows it.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: She's like my sister and I, you know, are twins.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Like we said, we both love botox, talking about botox
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: and beauty and competing with each other. They both work
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: in medspas.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Her when her sister, well, she goes, I think she goes,
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: I don't like my bowtox. She's like, make an angry face,
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: lift your eyebrows, smile nothing. It was that. That was hilarious.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: That was hilarious. I was like, you should be able
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: to let right now, and well, look I'm making an
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: angry face.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's your angry. Okay, that'd be surprised. Oh okay,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: that was you have movement.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, I have movement. I like to have movement. Okay,
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: you do surprise.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is my surprise. That's good. Okay, it was
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: really more. I was more of Okay, let me try
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: not to make Okay, that was my eyebrown movement. Here's
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: my angry. That's good. Okay, here's my sad.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: That's good. Yeah, oh good, that's good.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this all day. This is what we're gonna be
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: doing in our thousand dollars hotel rooms. Sorry, in New York.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: My boat talks.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Just well, just as I say that if I said
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: this on camera or off camera. Just for some reason,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: the nights that we are going to be in New York,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: it's one night only, is the most expensive night probably
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: out of the year of New York. It's like on
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: a Tuesday, and for some reason, the hotels are forty
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: billion dollars.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: So unless you want to say at the airport and
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: then it's twelve billion dollars.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, twelve millions, but you have to pay for the
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: you know, the uber to get back at no you.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Know whatever, go with one billion.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it never gets easy. But they are living their
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: LA life, honey, and their La life is botox babes.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: It's puppy yoga, you know. Now, they do have some differences,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: like her sister Izzy loves to take her time getting
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: no men, and Emma likes to dive right in. Emma
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: is a perfect foil for a love bomb, you know
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. And as someone who's had experience with
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Arab men, Arab men come on hot and strong day one,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, and so why is
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: that culturally? Culturally, that's just it is. I also like
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of like possessiveness and jealousy when it
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: comes to like dating, Like I want you to be mine,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: you know, so I claim you. It's like the opposite
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: of kind of like Western daty. It's like the opposite
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: of like what I feel like i'd be like Laisy
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: affair dating, which is I'm not saying either one is
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: good or bad, but like it's just like, yeah, I'm around.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: If you want to, like call me, you can if
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: not whatever, Like you know, It's it's like there's a
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: lot of like that kind of it's just an opposite
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: energy it's like, I want you to know. I'm I'm
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: a man, I'm into you. I want you to know,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: and like, you know, I go after what I want
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: and it's you.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think that if you have low self esteem,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: that will work on you real quick. Yeah, she'd be like,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: oh wow, this person loves me so much. And by
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: the way, these guys that she's picking not cute.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Cute?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Do you want to just only be hot and go
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: for you know, like Jazzmine always said about Geno, like
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: she wants to be the hot one, and so she
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: goes to these sciends. But I'm like, I don't know
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: this girl is This girl is fascinating to me. Yeah.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that there's like personality disorder situations. I
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: don't know what she Yeah, like, I don't know what
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: her ethnicity is, or it's Kardashian, it's Kardashian adjacent. I mean,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying she's actually Kardashian, but her voice and
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: all her stuff, her culture is Kardashian.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: Her culture is Kardashian, it's not. Isabelle and Zach are
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: the siblings names, and those are very like Americanish names.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: But I don't know. I was wondering that as well.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Like, we can't look at her, but what is this person.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: That's Chloe Kardashian.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, yeah, her voice is so Kardashian coded
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: when she talks, obviously all of the botox, all of
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: the hair. So then we get a wild similar trope,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: which is that she is dating someone from an Arab
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Muslim country and that she does not want to understand
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: or respect or care about how they do things there.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: She is seemingly very horny and just wants.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: To She's like, it's like in her twenty so, I mean,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, I mean you know her and Forest
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: just kidding ha ha, but Izz He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: you do this a lot. In fact, you do this
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: last year with Muhammad. And then we find out that
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: she is also kind of like a sex tourist where
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: she like Madagascar, she zeroed in on liking Arab men.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think that she's Arab or you know that
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: at which obviously not Muslim, but I do know that
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: later on, when she hugs her sister, I'm ninety nine
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: percent sure that she has a tattoo that says in sheella,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: I can't say it for sure if it says in Sheella,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: but I'm like, this girl is like Arab cosplaying or
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: like baiting.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Min Sheella love? Is that what it said? I I hear.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: It says in Sheelah or in Salada. I mean howney.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it says. You know as well?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: What does it say island love? What is it? Oh
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: my god?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Is it Isabella boo? I mean, you know, I have
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: to go in. But she but she is like obviously
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: someone who fell in love with somebody named Mohammed went
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: to Morocco that blew up in her fucking face. He
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: broke her heart. And now she, you know, joined another
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: dating site, found Zayed and Night. One day one of
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: them talking, they were already like boot up and she's
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: facetiming him all the time. She's sending him sexy pictures.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: She goes to the beach, she's body checking. She knows
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: she looks hot. She's like literally like you know, posing
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: on venice. Yeah, she is hot, hot, hot for sure.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: This hair is not like okay, very pain now.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Their hair and the hair isn't The hair is a mystery.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: The hair is not real. That is not normally how
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: hair can be that shiny. That's like a synthetic texture.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: Right, the bottom of it looks like normal hair. It's
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: this it's the it's the part and this part that
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: looks so not like what hair looks like right right,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: there's no flyaway. It's just straight slick down.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like and you can see yourself your reflection if
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: you got up close. You know, it's like mirror hair.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: It's like Korean mirror hair.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: You know, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We gotta figure
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: it out.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Right, So on this FaceTime, she's like, Zi, ed, get ready,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: we're gonna fuck night one and he's like and then
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: I was like another callback. It was a little bit
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: like you know, Soldier Boy and Baby Kim like Raw
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Dog night one. You know, like where you're like why
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: are you what are you do? The producers tell you
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: to be super vulgar and like enticing to someone and
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: like not on camera in this conversation, Like I don't
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: like the what's the direction? Get a guarantee that he'll
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: have sex with you. That's all you have to do
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: in the scene night one. It's so interesting.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know because it's this Every season we have
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: a couple where it is a Muslim man who leads
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: this woman to think, Oh, I'm not like other Muslim men,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: and I'm not going to try to control you or
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: tell you what to wear or this, that and the other.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: And we definitely can make out at the airport and
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: we definitely are going to bang it out. And then
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: none of that is true. None of that is true.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: The only person that ever told the truth about it
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: was Tiger Lily and Adnon, where he was like, no,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: you will have to marry me in the first four minutes,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: you know, and that's it. Now. He also lied, of
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: course anybody. He's a bad person, but you know, God
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: bless he's yeah, terrible. But we see it every season, right,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: we see it every season, and these women never learn.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: They get love bombed and they're like, this is the
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: only person in the world that's ever understood me or
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: got me or thought I was beautiful. So I'm going
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: to go across the country and then we're all going
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: to be shocked when it doesn't work, because this man
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: wants you to look like this while he's dating you,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: but once you're married, you can't look like this. Men
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: can't look at you. Yeah, and she didn't get it
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: with the first guy. She's not gonna get it with
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: the second guy and he's not even cute. No, what
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: is she doing?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: What is she doing wasting time? Also, how does she
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: have the money for this? Right? Yes, she says okay.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: So basically, as we know, she is, you know, gonna
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: go to Morocco. And we've already said that. You know,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: she has a sister, She has a medspa job. Her
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: sister works in the competing medspa across the way, which
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: I think is interesting when when I am about to
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: say what I'm about to say, they she's gonna pack,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: she's going to Morocco, her sister picks her up, and
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: then she's like, I guess what bad news? They fired
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: me from the medspa. And her sister at that time
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: is not like, oh, girl, well you know I work
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: at a medspa across the whale. Just see if they can
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: get you a job. Uh huh, never says.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting, really, why what happened?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Well, as you know, my best friend worked at my
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: ex best friend and then like she what sounds like,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: said something shit in front of her to someone else,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: and that the someone else went to HR and was
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: like I was in a room with Emma and her
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: ex best friend, and the ex best friend called me
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: something and Emma was there and that's what happened. And
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: they were like, Emma, did your ex best friend call
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: that person something shitty? And Emma was like, I wasn't there.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: I was restocking the boatoks, I wasn't. I was lining
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: up the bottles.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: I wasn't.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: I didn't hear anything and I saw nothing. Say nothing.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like Emma, and she was like no, and
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: they were like Emma. And then they were like you
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: were there, Emma, and they had a fire her no more.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: It means no more botox, no more filler for HER's
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: actually great news.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: No, it's not because she will find it. She's she's addicted.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: She'll find it. She'll find it.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know she will. That's probably another reason why
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: her sister was like, yeah, take a fucking break.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Her sister's like, see how my face. Doesn't you want
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: your face to look like this? You don't want something
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: like that. Yeah.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They're in La, driving through to go to the airport.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: They're driving around Park Librea. They're on Hauser. You're welcome,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: La folks. I was like, oh my god, I can't.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: She's using the rear view mirror to put on her lipstick,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: which makes no sense. She's like, you could just use
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: your own lipstick mirror, the mirror that is right in
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: front of you, that we all know this. She's like,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: I don't have to. I was like, this is a
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: fake thing. You wouldn't do this, just you know.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Pull the mirror down, like I get a better angle
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: this way, like.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: In La Houser is so windy.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: No. Then she says, okay, so Zaiat's a nurse. Okay,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: so he has a full last job, but I have
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: to pay for everything when I'm there. And then I
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: was like, wait, so I'm supposed to believe that in
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: the past year you were able to afford two trips
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: to Morocco and one where you're paying for someone else.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Now this whole time, that doesn't make any goddamn sense.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: She must she is she a nurse, is she does?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: She works at a med spa, and she is getting
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: pilates all the time and all those matching sets. Then
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: this all the hair she's spending money. So she's not
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: like she doesn't have savings to go to Morocco. There's
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: not a realm in which I believe that she saved
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: money from her work despite her lifestyle and the high
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: maintenance lifestyle that she needs to then suddenly have all
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: that money to go to Morocco. Doesn't make it a goddamn.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: Sense, does her just she have rich parents that pay
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: for her. I don't know, maybe that's it. Maybe we'll
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: find out all right again, and they don't tell us
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: everything at once, and it is upsetting.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: She could be a cam girl.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: She could be I mean, she could take that makeup off,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: take that wig off. She'd be unrecognizable on the streets.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, unless her sister's there, you know, And
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, so basically she's also she goes, she
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: gets to the airport, she hugs her sister. We you know,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: she gets to Paris. Ten hours she gets texts from
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: him that are kind of weird. Obviously, she's already said
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: she's made him promise that they will be able to
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: hug and kiss when they're in the airport, and he
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: fully was like, yeah, I don't care about how other
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: people like see me, and I'll give a fuck about that,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Like I want to care about being with you, baby,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: And she's like, great, and then she gets off the
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: plane and he, you know, is weird.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: And now he's like, don't touch me in public, Like
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: I've told you don't touch me in public. I was like,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: wait a minute, now, I just got here, but I
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: heard you say the opposite thing.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And they rolled the tape on him. They
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: didn't get one tape. They were like, you're gonna lie,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: we can roll the tape and they do, and they
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: have him on camera being like, again, what I just said.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: I don't give. I don't care a baby. I just
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: want to, like, you know, be with you. Yeah, And
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: to her credit, she doesn't just take it and isn't like,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: oh that's weird, Okay, I guess I'll just She's like,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: what you do?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Fuck it? She just like gets up walks away. She's
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: like she's pissed, and I'm happy about that because she
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: is paying for everything, and she, you know, she has
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: power in this situation. She younger, she's not like she
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: can do what she should be able to do whatever
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: the fuck she wants. She seemingly has a wildly immature
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: idea of relationships and dating and seems to not be
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: able to like stand two feet on like the ground
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: and in the real world and like feel what's actually
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: happening and like processing what's real around her.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: She's she's she's an interesting case study for sure. And
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: let me tell you something. The first time a man
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: says to you like, no, I'm the man, I'm a man,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: You'll do what I say. That's yeah, fuck it, get
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: your chit and leave. If a man says to you
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: I am a man, you will do what I say.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: Then you go okay, bye bye.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: But now you're in another country and you just flew
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: for like four days to get there. Yeah, so now
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: what are you gonna do with all your luggage? Come on.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: The true true, that's the other part of her. Before
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: I leave it, I think there's a part of her.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: So one other part is that she brings a dress
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: that Mohammed's mom had brought her, and everyone's like, why
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: did you bring in that dress? And like they're gonna
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: be like, how'd you get that dress? And she's like,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: I'll tell him Mohammed's mom And like, you know, Zaiah
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: doesn't even know that there was another person doesn't know
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: about Mohammad or whatever. And that's like, you know, obviously,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: me a big big ass deal. But there's another part
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: of me that was, like, I think that she low
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: KEI is like, I want to see if I can
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: get back to Morocco and have a reason to be there,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: and see if I can like get back with Mohammed too.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: I think she's gonna hook up, I think.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: But she found out he was dating like twenty other girls.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think that's gonna stop her from wanting
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: to be with someone that she was in love with?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: If he just glances her way and says something nice.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: To her again, great point, great point.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: I don't want that for her, and I don't want
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: that for anyone, but I do think that's what's gonna happen.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: We have one more couple, Okay. Obviously we have a
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: lot of people on this show that we don't get
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: to meet episode one.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah we got half, we got half the people. Yeah.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't get to meet someone named Jovann and
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Anna Lynn from Alabama in another Philippines. We don't get
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: to meet obviously Elise and Josh. Elise from Hunt for Love,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: who is saying she's thirty two from Florida and he's
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: thirty nine from Australia. We don't get to see Lisa
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: fifty one from Pennsylvania and Daniel thirty nine from Nigeria,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: although they're definitely on the major you know clips, and
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: she has dated a lot of women, and he, you know,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: at one point hugs her in bed and the pain
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: on his face is palpable. There's also an Aviva twenty
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: six from Arizona and a Stig from Belize.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Oh he's another soldier boy.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's he's a soldier boy and you know.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: That's famous, world famous rapper.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Is he actually famous?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: Though? I don't know. He did seem to have when
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: they showed him like on stage or like with his
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: name and lights and stuff, that did seem to be
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: a step above soldier boy.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: He's good looking. So let's end with Laura forty seven
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: from Washington and not Birkenbag but beer Can from Turkey.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: He's twenty six.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: How old is she again?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: She's forty seven.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: She looks great. I didn't know she's forty seven.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks she looks like Rachel of Rachel and
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Zai ed to me.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Look how cute she is. She looks like Laura Lenny
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: in that picture.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's I think that she's very cute and I
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: like her personality a lot. And I actually think that
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: the storyline and was like a really beautiful, like intimate,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: not crazy story, you know, like there's a lot of
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: like vulnerability and a lot of like.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know this before right where I don't know
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: if we've seen this before where the best friend really
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: is in love with her, she's in love mem Yeah,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: I liked it. I think I found her to be delightful.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: I hard agree it starts though in this. When it starts, though,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: it's a little scary for me, And I'll tell you. So,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: she's getting advice from a computer and she's like asking
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: it what to wear, and uh weird. She's like, I'm
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: wearing line dancing, what should I wear? And you know,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: and then the computer is like, well, cowboy boots are
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: always really great. Now, when this is happening, I'm like, oh,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: I think it's AI. But one other part of me
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: is like, I would love it to be that she
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: is actually talking to beer Can and what I'm hearing
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: is like an advanced translation system.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, but it's not gone. I would I wanted the
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: storyline to be that her boyfriend is the is this
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: a I bought because that's where we're going next her.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, I mean we're one
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: hundred percent there, and then there's the sex robot comes
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: out and then just have sex and then you know, bless.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: And then then we have to watch it and then
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: I'm upset.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I know you are. But yeah, Laura is great.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: So she, you know, is like, yeah, you know, I
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: found out AI really helps when you know, I need
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: to like ask what to eat and also what to wear.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: And you know, my other thing is that I write
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: dark romantic fantasy novel, which is a whole thing, you know,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: fairy porn and you know, witches and theyre will fucking
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: you know. Sure, I for some reason, it's like I've
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: I've never been into it. No, I'm not do it.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: I'm not. Uh was I into vampires? You know maybe
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: when Brad Pitt was a vampire. I was kind of
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: into that.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah hmmm yeah, Like I don't know, like I am
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: so horny, but yeah, I'm not. I don't know why.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's like it's such a niche thing,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: but a lot of women love. But Laura's was married
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: before she was married at twenty one didn't work out.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: No more information necessary.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: I know, here's the picture and that's it.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: Bye, like you never talked to that person again. She's
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: gotten engaged, but something was missing, she says. We pick
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: up and she is playing doubles pickleball, honey, and she's
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen if you know that pickleball talk with Michael.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: She's dinking with Michael.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: See, I don't play fickleball. And that's another that's another
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: thing that I'm gonna be forced to get into. Do
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: they have courts around you, yes, at the at the
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: club we belong to, they just added four more pickleball courts, yeah,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: keeping the nation. And I used to be decent at tennis,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: so I kind of feel like I might kill it
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: at fickleball.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: You're you are going to kill it.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: I need to get on it. And I can't get
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: my husband to play with me or a friend or somebody.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: It's fun, like you know, it's it is social. You know,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: it's become a thing where you it's social. It's fun.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: You can you know, drink afterwards or before. It's kind
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: of you know, maybe not before, but in some.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: Place he claims he's he just broke his pickleball racket
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: that he got for his birthday.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: He broke it, serve resp.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: No, because he has you know, anger issues. And I
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: guess he threw it because he had a bad dink
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: a kitchen or whatever you call it. I don't know.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: He broke it. I broke it in anger. He broke
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: it in anger, like many Xbox controllers before it that
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: he's broken in anger. Yeah, everybody, don't worry to hit
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: a pillow.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: Honey, you gotta hit hit a punchon bag. Good for him,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: get it out, Listen, he's getting it out. It's it's easier.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: But yeah, she is. She has a bff and her
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: bff is named Michael, and they are active buddies together.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: You know, they hike, they bike, they kayak, they line dance,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: they cook so many k's, they do any kind of
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: like activity with a K and hard K they'll do kayak,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: cook also the way that she like Okay, so let
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: me say that that's one thing. And Michael, Michael is a
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: lovely person and they do spend a lot of time
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: together and he gives hardcore friend vibes for sure. She
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: also talks about meeting beer Can and the way that
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: she met him. I didn't understand. I didn't understand that
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: it was a reason it was a real thing, which
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: is that in Snapchat there's a feature where you can
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: just find people and like I was on snapchut before,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Like it's like you put up Snapchat, is you put
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: up stories like not like Instagram of your life? Yeah,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: in twenty four hours, and so I guess, yeah, like
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: there's a feature where you just look at people's lives
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: and then what suddenly feel like this person has an
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: interesting life. I'll just reach out to them or follow them.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: And she said that there's like a like a friend
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: to find her part of Snapchat where you could just
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: like like a like a bumble for friends or you
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: know whatever like that.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: Any of your kids do that? And do you know
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: anything about that?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: No? I mean my kids have Snapchat, but I've never
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: heard them meeting strangers.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know is there is Should I
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: open Snapchat and see is there like a date?
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: I don't even know if I have Snapchat anymore. It
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: was so freaking annoying to me that I probably deleted it.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Let's see, No it's there, but it's Yeah, I don't
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: understand Snapchat. I've told the kids. I was like, I'm
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: a sister all the time, like, oh, I sent you
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: the funniest thing on Snapchat. I oh, I'm never gonna
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: see it.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: Wow. My older sister, Well, so just why is she
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: using Snapchat? Like how, like what is She's just like
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: she got into it and she that's her thing was
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: over Instagram, over TikTok. She's just snapped.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: Well. I think maybe it's because her kids, who are
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: all like in their you know, twenty thirties, that they
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: all used it, and so maybe she felt like that
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: was a way to like post stories and see their
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: stuff or stalk them and see. Like I haven't logged
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: in this so long. It's like this, it's like a
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: log in and I'm like.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who know it? Sweat? Yeah, I'm like, you even
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: know what your thing is? No? I know?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: I yeah, if my phone doesn't tell me, I don't know.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: So I guess there's a friend finder on snapchat. Somebody,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: somebody let us know because we don't know.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now beer Kin has what she says is that
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: bad boy aesthetic. Honey, he has tattoos and that like
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: really makes her hot and heavy.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: She likes that neck tattoo.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she loves the neck. She looks like, you know,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: a eagle spreading on a back.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: Or like Johnny on the other ninety day with it
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: right across that front. Every time I like that, I'm like,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: he's got to get that removed.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, Joe. The mom is just like Chloe,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate you for being a goddamn rebellious twenty
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: year old, Like I will never She's like I feel
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: like Joe. Her mom is just constantly being like, I
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: won't let you live this down. I can't wait for
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: five years to throw back in your face when you
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: dated this asshole. I can't wait, all right.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: Chloe's mom is not named Joe. That is. Dylan's mom
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: is name Joe. Oh no, what's Chloe's mom? Her name
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: is either Michelle or Barbara Brenda.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: You know what I think. Maybe it's Michelle.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes I just call her Barbara because I can't
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: remember what her name is. But her aesthetic does not
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: match her accent. So I'm always am fascinated by her
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: because she's like, get in the ca You're like, whoa.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: It's like an aggressive voice that comes out of that
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: like bougie looking yea aspect of her. But no, I
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: think that every time she looks at that neck tattoo
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: she is filled with rage. As am I I hate
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: that thing on the front of his neck. I'm like,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: you go ahead and start saving your pirate money and
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: get that shit removed.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: Oh ho ho a laser life for you. Yeah, us
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: at all?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, do they have tattoo rule and Aruba start saving
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: your money immediately. That's a complete sidebar. But this girl,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: she loves his neck tattoo. She thinks it's hot. And
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: when they fit up that visual of the boy with
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: the neck tattoo, I died.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And Michael just has to sit there when
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: she's like yeah, like talking to the Doubles players about
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: him and says, you know, like yeah, She's like a
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: he's like a manly man. There's like not any more
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: like really masculine manly man in America anymore. And then like,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: you know, god bless, just like cut to Michael, who's
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: like he's like now thanks, yeah, now we So then
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: later on Michael comes over. We know they're best friends.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: They obviously spend a lot of time together. They talk
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: about cooking. She has her baby blue KitchenAid out honey,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: and she's I don't.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: Be doing it. Loved it. I was like, oh, mine's
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: white and I liked it. Y.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's making up a recipe of protein bars and
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: I was like immediately like I want to make it.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why didn't she tell us what wasn't it?
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: I think that like, first of all, for her, she
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: has this is like the beginning of her talking about
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: a little of her backstory. She's gone on a weight
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: loss journey and she's done it, like she says, naturally
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: by just dieting, exercise and you know, in her eating
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: or whatever. And so as we know she's gonna be
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: on TV, she already is and she is going to
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: have people go to her Instagram. I'm like, oh, you
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: can just you know, share your recipes. Then yeah, you
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: should be putting this on the webs for people. But
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, I want to make a bunch of
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: bars and bring them to Morocco. I'm sorry to Turkey.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, you're also.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: Going to either meeting in Turkey. They're not going She's
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: not going to Morocco or the meeting in Turkey.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: I don't I've said Morocco because I think I messed
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: up from Emma. But he's from Turkey.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: He is, yeah, Okay, so I believe you.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: I just like, no, I think if I said, I
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: might have said Morocco, and if I did, I'm so sorry.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: It's because that's where zayad from. Emmy Emmy and Emma
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: is from Okay, but he but Burken is from Turkey.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: So she's making these bars and she's talking about, you know,
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: going there and and Mike, and she's like, you know,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: things might change. You know, he's possessive and he and
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: Michael knows that. And Michael doesn't want to let go
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: of her because he has spent a lot of time
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: with her and they've sort of danced around the romantic
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: aspect or lack thereof of their relationship, and you know,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: Laura's like, yeah, in the beginning, you know, like we
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: would hang out and sometimes he would I mean yeah,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: he would just like drop phrases sentences like I really
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: need to find a partner, I really need to find
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: someone a day, like I'm really active, I'm going on
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: a date here, and I would internalize that to be like, well,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: obviously I'm not the option. I'm right here in front
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: of you, so you are, yeah, you're looking out with Okay,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: if you are looking out word. If I'm not an
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: option for you, then this is just a friendship and okay,
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: I'll just think of you as a friend too. And
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: this is you know, obviously she's getting someone who's like
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: way younger and like pseudo bad boy, you know, you know, masculine,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: but like in like a mo cheesemo like, if not
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: toxic way. And then we get this beautiful scene that
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: is a conversation between her and Michael where he is like, Okay,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: growing up, I have learned to reject people before they
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: reject me, and it's been hard. So Michael has an
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: interesting nose, and before he talked about it, I thought
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: that he just got in a fight or hit in
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: the face once and like, you know, so I just,
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: you know, I thought the in the we're all like
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: we're watching pickleball ands like that, and he's an active guy,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: and so I was like, oh, I think that you know,
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: something happened, honey there to his nose, and it wasn't
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: like remedied or whatever in such a way that you
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: know what we're seeing is like that. And he also
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: like sounds, you know, like there's like some resonance in
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: his nasal cavities, you know, I can hear that a
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah. So what we do find out though,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: is that he was born with a birth defect, and
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: he talks about how as I've said that his natural
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: inclination to self protect his feelings because he fears rejection
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: he feels so unlovable, is that he self sabotages situations
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: by being the first to reject, by being the first
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: to be like no, no, no, no, as like a
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: preservation thing. And I like it broke my heart. I
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: think that's so human. I think that it happens so much.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: And it's like this moment of being in your nervous
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: system and irregulated and feeling like you could be exposed
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: or vulnerable and then out comes your mouth something in
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: this moment with this beautiful person that's your friend sitting
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: next to you, where you're like you have to say,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: I mean I'm looking to date someone. I'm going to
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: be doing that because the unspoken pain is that this
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: vulnerable moment you're having with this person could be love,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: and what if this person doesn't feel the same. It's
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: just like broke it was so hard.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: It was it was hard, and I feel like she
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: has all but told him, yes, I would be interested
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: in dating you. Yes, I would be interested in being
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: in a relationship with you. Like, look at our perfect life.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: We have everything together except that one element. You know.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: It's almost like she's got like a gay best friend,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: but he's not gay, and he they could have that
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: element to it, but he's too afraid. He's too afraid
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: to be rejected. And but she's literally all but telling him,
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: like you don't have to be like, give it a try.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: Take a look at this, you know. And she doesn't
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: obviously see anything, does see what he sees when he
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: sees himself, you know what I mean. I don't know.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: I just it broke my heart. And it looks like
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: you know, from the previews and everything, you know, he
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: is going to get into it with this guy, and
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: you know, hopefully love will prevail and this will be
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: a story for the ages and it will be a
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: great one for her book. Yes, a great one.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: For her book, I know. I agree. Yeah, Like she's
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: she said what she said, he said what he said,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: and she says later like even then.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: He didn't say, yeah, Laura, I want to be with you,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: don't go I want to be with you. Please let
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: this be a chance, like let us try romance, like
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: let yeah. And I also feel like a micro question
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: I would have, And I mean this is because I'm
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: a curious mind. I was like, Michael, has Michael had
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: other relationships with people, like, yeah, is Laura his first
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: like intimate adult relationship or as has he like had
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: like sexual and romantic relationship in the past, And maybe
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: this one just feels so strong as a friend that
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 3: he doesn't And it makes sense that he doesn't want
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: to muddy.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to know a little
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: more of that, because he does kind of seem like
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: someone who has had romantic late relationship.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: He does. He does seem like he has dated and whatnot.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: And maybe maybe he feels like, you know, he gets
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: on the apps and he meets someone and then they
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: see him in person and then he feels rejected, and
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: you know, it's a whole whole thing with the way
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: he looks, and by the way the way he looks
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: is completely fine, and she's been friends with him for
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: so long, obviously it doesn't bother her. Yeah, and she
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: has it seems like she is intimated to him that
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: she's interested. And she says that recently he like took
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: her on a date, but then it didn't go any further.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: So it's like, oh, it's rough. It's rough. So I
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: do hope that at the end of this four hundred
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: you know episodes that they always give us, that that
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: these two will end up together. That's what that's my hope.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, I would like to know how many times
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: they've like touched or whatever. But obviously Burkin knows that
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: Michael's obsessed with you know, Mike knows that Michael is
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: her best friend. And Laura also a little bit, is
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: like I don't understand why Burkin has a problem. I'm like,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: well I do, yeah, come on, I mean, he's okay,
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: So that person's gonna have a problem because of all
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: the reasons we know, I mean, come on, we understand
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: that that person's twenty six and is gonna want you
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: not to be like being day in and day out
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: with a man who's absolutely fucking obsessed with you. And
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: so Burkin's like, yeah, you know, men know men. And
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: Burkin maybe in his mind is like, yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he's just waiting to slide in there, and maybe Burkin
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  Speaker 1: doesn't understand like the trials and tribulations of like this
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  Speaker 1: person's soul. But at the end of the day, as
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: you said, yeah, there's going to be some fisticuffs, if
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: you will, combustible energies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like at least they always do this
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: because it all could be fake. But it looks like
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: from the previews that he goes that he goes over
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: and meets up with her in Turkey, and that beer
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: Can and I just can't. I mean, beer can''s so hard.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: Beer Can and the guy get into a fistfight and
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: she breaks up with beer Can over it. Yes, and
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: that's what I'm like, Yes, true love prevails this but
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 2: of course I'm sure it's all going to be fake
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: and she does a breakup with then she ends up
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: with the loser.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I hope not.
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  Speaker 1: We will find out. But yeah, it really was such
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: a good premiere. It's like, I love these couples. I'm
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: into how fresh the blood is, how fresh? Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: I like no screaming Jasmine, Like it's just I'm so thankful.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Yara said on the HA reunion, Oh Gino,
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: I'm so fuck is fucking sick of hearing your voice?
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, same girl, same we being on this episode, my
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: premiere episode of Vanity Fair with me Mary Payne.
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  Speaker 2: I know, this is great again. I'm so proud of you.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: This is so exciting.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm super excited to hang out with you
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: in New York. Coming up in the docket. Uh, you know,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: we still are following Toe and we talked a little
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: bit about Chloe and all of them. I feel bad
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: for Greta, but I definitely am obsessed with how much
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: Greta loves like a poofy sleeved ensemble. I just like
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: I took one billion pictures of the fact that this
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: girl loves oh smocked dress with a I mean, I
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: can't even get over it.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: She loves a layer two. She loves to put on
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: a dress and then put a random a blue corset
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: over a dress. That makes sense when she talked about
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: when she first dated Matthew and she they was in nudes,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: Here's what I imagine new nudes look like. I imagine she's got,
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: you know, the hair forted down, the middle and the
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: giant glasses, and she's just standing there with her arms
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: by side, looking miserable, neck totally naked, but with bobby
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: socks and like lug hailed bloaverers.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: Oh the bobby socks. Yes, yes, yes, the Bobby.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: Socks, the lug healed bloavers, just nude staring at the camera.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: That's that's that's my vision of the nude that she sent.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: I think she I think that she turns around and
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: buses it open. And he saw his whole future in
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: that hole, honey. And that's why it's harder than to
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: say goodbye. I know I'm too vulgar for you. I'm sorry,
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm really I'm excited to talk about this show.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: You talk about that show. I can't wait for this season.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: And obviously we're done with secret Lives of Mormon wives,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: but a lot more of fun things are coming. I
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: love you so much, Thank you so much for being here.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: Thank you, and.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have fun in New York. We are, oh well,
• 1:33:53
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• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: on and maybe just wear your Patreon like what is
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: currently airing if you wouldn't mind, and like social go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So pink Shape Pod on Instagram, Pink Shape Podcast
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: on TikTok. I do the threads and all the things,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: but I never really do those things, and I'm trying.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: I'm trying, okay, but like I said, I just tried
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: to figure out how to load Snapchat on my phone.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: So you know, that's that's where we're different. That's what
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: we're working with. I am covering on the free feed,
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: I'm covering this show before the ninety and I'm covering
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: we're covering sixty days In because normally we cover Love
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: during Lockup, so we had to have something for mugshot Monday.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: So it was suggested that we do season four of
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: sixty Days In and we're loving it. It is so good.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: So that'll be until Love during Lockup comes back at
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: the end of January. Also on Thursdays, I'll talk about
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: Bravo and then over on the paid feed, we have
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: ninety day too, and we did just finish Seeking Sister Wife,
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: and Keisha and I are going back and doing a
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: rewatch starting at season one of Welcome to Plattfell, which
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: I think is the best show to ever be on television.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: I've never seen that show.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: It is the best show that's ever been on television
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: in my opinion. And anytime i'd get a chance to
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: talk to a TLC person, I let them.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: Know, Okay, okay, that's a lot, and then I'll take
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: that in. I'm I'm gonna let's say, you also have
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: a new show with Kate Casey.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in both of our paid feeds. It's on
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: our ten dollars paid feeds. It appears in Kate's feed
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: and mine. It's called Tell Me Everything with Kate and
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: Mary Payne, and we just tell each other stories like
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: a late because you know, as you know, when Kate
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: calls you, she starts in the middle. I can't say hello,
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: you know, you say hello and she goes. And so
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: then I was talking to this guy and you're like, wait, you.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: Sound just like her too. That was like, yes she does.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: And You're like, I don't know, wait, roll it back, girl.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: So I got the idea to do this spin off
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: with her because I listened to an episode on her Patreon.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: She did just told a story about an article she
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: read somewhere, and I was like, this will be a
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: great show. She'll just tell me stories like this, and
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: I'll just tell her stories like this, and then of
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: course it goes off the rails. But we're having all
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: a good time with it. We're gonna do a ten
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: series limited just limited series. If people love it, we'll
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: keep it going. But it's very easy, it's very fun.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: It's just us talking, and I have a banana story
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: to tell her for episode four. Episode one just came out,
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: So yeah, that's over on our ten dollars level. If
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: you are on her feet, you'll get it. If you're
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: on my feet, you'll get it. But go ahead and
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: join my feet because I need it more than she does.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: She's not here. We love you, We love you, pay Casey. Yeah,
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: that sounds great. I can't wait to hear that story.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: I love a good Mary Payne story.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: Kate is like obviously an investigative journalist, so I mean
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: she's going she's gonna grill you, honey, like I mean,
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: like I got to be ready.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: You gotta be ready with the answers, like so if
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: you tell a story, you just call the follow up
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: questions like well, shit, I don't know, m M make
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: it up.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, OK, that sounds great. Okay. I love you so much.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for being here again. You're so funny,
• 1:37:10
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• 1:37:13
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• 1:37:16
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• 1:37:19
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• 1:37:20
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• 1:37:22
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