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Episode #3983 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive Hour · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Welcome to today's Radio Archive Featured Hour from the world-famous
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Speaker 1: Phil Hendry Show. This is Justin McElroy. He's a high
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Speaker 1: school senior. He goes to L.A. Canyon High School or
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Speaker 1: whatever the hell it's called up in northern L.A.
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Speaker 4: County.
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Speaker 1: And Justin was with us in November of 2004. He
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Speaker 1: wants to play poker with his buddies. He wants to
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Speaker 1: play poker and not have to be hassled by his parents.
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Speaker 1: And they are hassling him. And he also wants his
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Speaker 1: mother and her friends to, you know, lay off but
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Speaker 1: serve them drinks and sandwiches. So He's basically blackmailing his
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Speaker 1: parents because if they don't let him play poker and
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Speaker 1: serve his friends and himself sandwiches and drinks, he's going
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Speaker 1: to claim that his mother's skanky friends, his words, are
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Speaker 1: trying to touch him inappropriately.
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Speaker 3: Basically, that's it.
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Speaker 1: He's a little piece of crap. His name's Justin McElroy.
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Speaker 1: Let's listen to him now from November of 2004 on
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Speaker 1: the world-famous Phil Hendry show, Radio Archive Hour. Justin McElroy
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Speaker 1: is a 17-year-old high school senior from Canyon High School
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Speaker 1: in northern Los Angeles County. He joins us to talk
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Speaker 1: about a phenomenon that's spreading among young people. It's familiar
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Speaker 1: to us old guys. It's called poker. But the game
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Speaker 1: of poker has become repopularized because of its exposure on television,
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Speaker 1: on channels like Bravo, on the... Travel Channel, they show
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Speaker 1: a lot of poker tournaments, ESPN, and Justin's on to
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Speaker 1: talk with us about this.
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Speaker 3: Justin, you're 17, right?
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Speaker 4: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 3: And when did you first get turned on to poker?
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Speaker 4: The first time, my uncle taught me how to play
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Speaker 4: when I was in middle school, and then I liked it,
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Speaker 4: but we saw a lot of different tournaments on television,
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Speaker 4: and that's kind of what got me interested in it again.
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Speaker 3: And you have, do you have daily games?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we play with, I have some friends of mine
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Speaker 4: from our school. They bring some friends of theirs. We
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Speaker 4: have like a game every afternoon after school.
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Speaker 3: And is it for, it's not for high, it's for stakes.
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Speaker 3: What kind of stakes?
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Speaker 4: Sometimes it's just a $ 5 pot, you know, a winner
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Speaker 4: take all or a $ 10 pot. But it's a good way,
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Speaker 4: you know, if you're good at it, you can learn
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Speaker 4: how to play it you can make some money you
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Speaker 4: know um and not have to maybe get a job
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Speaker 4: or anything or.
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Speaker 3: You can do you use this for earning money um.
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Speaker 4: Yeah pretty much i mean i i've got the game
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Speaker 4: pretty well i mean i i like maybe sometimes it's
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Speaker 4: pretty good or sometimes i'll make some money well how.
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Speaker 1: Much how much can you make in a week playing
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Speaker 1: poker at your house um i can make like you know.
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Speaker 4: Like twenty dollars twenty five dollars sometimes we have a
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Speaker 4: bigger buy and maybe maybe even fifty dollars you know
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Speaker 4: which is enough money for me to, right now, you know,
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Speaker 4: my dad pays for my car and stuff like that,
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Speaker 4: but it gives me.
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Speaker 3: What they call walking around money?
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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, just, you know, money that I can use
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Speaker 4: to buy things, you know, a game or a book or,
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Speaker 4: you know, whatever I want to buy.
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Speaker 1: Can I ask you about the situation at your home?
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Speaker 1: Your parents don't approve of this? Because that's what I
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Speaker 1: understood that my producer was talking about. Yeah, right now,
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Speaker 1: my parents are kind of resisting my request that they
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Speaker 1: allow me and my friends to have our poker games
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Speaker 1: after school. It's something that a lot of kids are
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Speaker 1: into right now. My mom's trying to keep me from
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Speaker 1: having my right to have my friends over. Now, you're playing,
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Speaker 1: and I understand that poker has gotten a new lease
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Speaker 1: on life because of the TV poker tournaments.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you talked about the Bravo channel and Travel Channel. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: They also have... celebrity poker tournaments on different channels.
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Speaker 1: And I don't disagree with you. Poker's a great game.
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Speaker 1: I've been playing it since I was like 14 or whatever.
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Speaker 1: But your folks are objecting to you playing poker at
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Speaker 1: the house every day.
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Speaker 3: After school, right?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but my mom has a lot of meetings and
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Speaker 4: stuff every day. She has a lot of her friends
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Speaker 4: come over. She's involved in a lot of political stuff.
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Speaker 4: And that's where the problem comes into play because she
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Speaker 4: and my dad said that I can't have my friends
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Speaker 4: over to play poker, but her friends come over here.
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Speaker 4: And what I told the attorney, because I did talk
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Speaker 4: to an attorney about it, that her friends who come
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Speaker 4: over have told me, you know, they think I'm cute.
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Speaker 4: And in a lot of ways, you know, I'm afraid
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Speaker 4: that that's sexual harassment.
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Speaker 3: Well, why did you contact this attorney? You want what?
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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I contacted Mr.
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Speaker 2: Winthrop.
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Speaker 4: Because he's sending me her friends.
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Speaker 3: Are you saying that your mom, what kind of meetings
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Speaker 3: does your mom have?
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Speaker 4: She's involved in, my mom is a screenwriter, and my
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Speaker 4: father's a television producer, and they're really heavy into the
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Speaker 4: Carrie campaign.
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Speaker 3: All right, so they have political meetings?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom has a lot of her lady friends
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Speaker 4: come over. And the thing that made me most uncomfortable
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Speaker 4: was one day we were having a, you know, I
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Speaker 4: had my friends come over to a poker game. and
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Speaker 4: a lot of her friends were here for a meeting
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Speaker 4: about John Kerry, and they told me that I was cute.
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Speaker 4: And I called Mr. Winthrop, and I told him about
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Speaker 4: how my mom and my dad, you know, won't let
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Speaker 4: me play poker at our house, even though it's on TV.
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Speaker 4: But I noticed he got interested when I told him
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Speaker 4: that I think I got sexually molested or harassed or whatever,
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Speaker 4: and that's why I told him.
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Speaker 3: Now, I want to be clear here. You're saying that
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Speaker 3: these women sexually molested you. What did they do?
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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, they... First of all, you've got to understand,
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Speaker 4: these are all women, my mom's friends, you know, who
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Speaker 4: come over, and I guess they think they're hot or something,
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Speaker 4: but they tell me I'm cute, you know, and this
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Speaker 4: and that. And I told the attorney that I didn't
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Speaker 4: want to be sexually molested by them, and that's when
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Speaker 4: I told him about these two friends of my mom
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Speaker 4: saying that I was cute.
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Speaker 1: All right, look, older women and older men, for that matter,
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Speaker 1: will comment on how cute a kid is. Why do
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Speaker 1: you think that's sexual?
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Speaker 4: Well, I'm not a little kid, though. I'm... I'm 17,
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Speaker 4: and I'm at the age that, unfortunately, a lot of these, Mr.
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Speaker 4: Winthrop calls them predatory females, I guess, or anything. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Because they're at their sexual peak or something. And all
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Speaker 4: I want to do is be able to have my
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Speaker 4: friends over to play poker and have them treated good
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Speaker 4: by my parents.
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Speaker 3: So you have hired an attorney to do what?
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Speaker 4: I just want to have an agreement kind of, I guess,
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Speaker 4: you know, made up. between me and my parents that
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Speaker 4: I won't, you know, I mean, if they'll let me
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Speaker 4: play poker, then I won't have to talk about how
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Speaker 4: my mom's friends are maybe molesting me. I don't know.
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Speaker 3: But it doesn't sound to me like they're molesting you, man.
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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you know, I, I've got a lawyer,
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Speaker 4: so I'm going to kind of, you know, take, you know, his,
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Speaker 4: his advice on this.
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Speaker 1: Justin McElroy, a high school senior who plays poker with
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Speaker 1: his buddies. It is a game that has regained popularity
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Speaker 1: among young people. And, uh, They have poker tournaments that
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Speaker 1: his parents, I guess your parents don't want you to.
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Speaker 3: Have these, right?
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Speaker 4: Well, they said I can only have them on Friday
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Speaker 4: and Saturday nights, and that's also, you know, the night
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Speaker 4: when you're going out on a date or something, or
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Speaker 4: we want to do something else. I want to have
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Speaker 4: them every day that we want to have them.
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Speaker 3: All right, 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 1: So you've contacted an attorney, and you feel that you've
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Speaker 1: been sexually harassed somehow by your mother's friends.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you've got to understand that my mom is
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Speaker 4: in the movie business. in the TV business, and she
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Speaker 4: has a lot of female friends who, I guess, think
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Speaker 4: they're good-looking or something, and they come over and, oh, hey,
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Speaker 4: aren't you cute and everything, and I'm like, I don't
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Speaker 4: want to be molested or anything, so that's why I
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Speaker 4: told the attorney.
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Speaker 1: You said you want your friends to be treated well
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Speaker 1: by your parents. Are your parents rude to your friends?
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Speaker 4: Well, yeah. Some of the things that I talk to
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Speaker 4: my attorney about, I've asked my mom many times to
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Speaker 4: make sandwiches for us She's refused to maybe get drinks
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Speaker 4: for us. She's refused. I also told the attorney that
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Speaker 4: I asked my mom, and I asked my dad if
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Speaker 4: we could use his poker chips, because my dad's got
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Speaker 4: these great European poker chips. He won't let us use those,
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Speaker 4: so he refused. My mom, on many occasions, I've asked
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Speaker 4: her if she'll go out and get us deli food,
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Speaker 4: and she's refused. And now that they have said that
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Speaker 4: I am not allowed to have my friends over except
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Speaker 4: on Fridays and Saturday nights, that's why I contacted the attorney,
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Speaker 4: because they're being rude to my friends.
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Speaker 3: Well, you've asked your mother to make sandwiches.
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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I asked my mom. We had a poker
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Speaker 4: game two weeks ago if she'd just, you know, serve
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Speaker 4: us drinks and stuff, and she refused. And also, the
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Speaker 4: other thing that I said to her was, as long
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Speaker 4: as her, you know, these friends of hers that are so,
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Speaker 4: think they're so hot and they're really not, you know,
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Speaker 4: really good looking or anything, is if they think they're
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Speaker 4: so hot, can they serve us drinks? And she said
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Speaker 4: no and got angry and all that. So that's when
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Speaker 4: I told the lawyer that.
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Speaker 1: What does your attorney tell you? Does he tell you
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Speaker 1: that you have a case? Does he tell you that
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Speaker 1: your parents are, this is actionable against your parents?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, he says that my rights are being violated because
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Speaker 4: I'm not doing anything bad. I'm just having a poker game.
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Speaker 4: And they don't have no right to bring over their
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Speaker 4: friends and all their political stuff and act You know,
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Speaker 4: like my mom's friends think they're so hot looking. And
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Speaker 4: they act, you know, basically like skanks. I mean... All.
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Speaker 1: Right, your parents aren't saying that you can't have friends over.
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Speaker 1: They're saying you can't have poker games every day at
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Speaker 1: your house.
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Speaker 3: Isn't that correct?
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Speaker 4: Well, no. I mean, yeah, I like to play poker.
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Speaker 4: And it's a way for me to make money, like
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Speaker 4: I said. And it's a way for me to relax
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Speaker 4: from the stress at school and the stress that my
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Speaker 4: mom's friends have put me through. Because I told the lawyer...
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Speaker 4: That when they told me I was cute and making
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Speaker 4: me worry about being molested is stressful.
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Speaker 1: So either you get your poker game or you're going
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Speaker 1: to sue two of your mother's friends for sexual harassment?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, what I'm basically saying to any kids
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Speaker 4: that are listening right now, you know, if you're in
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Speaker 4: high school and you like to play poker or you
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Speaker 4: want to have a gaming fest at your house and
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Speaker 4: your mom's friends think they're hot looking and they're telling
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Speaker 4: you how cute you are, that you don't have to
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Speaker 4: put up with, you know, like your mom's friends.
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Speaker 3: All right, I know you're nervous. You're advising other kids?
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Speaker 4: I'm just saying to other kids, you know, you don't
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Speaker 4: have to put up with your mom's, you know, beast friends,
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Speaker 4: you know, these sex pigs who think that they're hot.
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Speaker 4: And if they do tell you you're cute and everything
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Speaker 4: like that, you can say to them, well, I can
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Speaker 4: sue you for molesting me, or you can let me
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Speaker 4: have my, you know, my fest or my poker game.
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Speaker 4: All right, Justin, will you hold on the line for me? Yes, sir.
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Speaker 1: Justin McElroy, a high school senior from Canyon High School,
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Speaker 1: who has been told by his parents he cannot have
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Speaker 1: daily poker games at the house. He has responded by
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Speaker 1: contacting an attorney because he feels he was sexually harassed
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Speaker 1: on some level by two of his mother's friends who
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Speaker 1: come over for political meetings. His mother is a television
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Speaker 1: writer and is also active in the Carrie campaign. And
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Speaker 1: I didn't hear anything, Chris, maybe you did. I heard
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Speaker 1: Justin say that they've told him he's cute. And he
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Speaker 1: fears that he's going to be molested by them. So
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Speaker 1: he is threatening a suit unless he can have his
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Speaker 1: poker games every day. Poker, it's the new passion of
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Speaker 1: young America.
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Speaker 4: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 3: This is Phil Henry. We'll be back with my guest,
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Speaker 3: Justin McElroy, in just a moment. The Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 3: Vagisil for the mind.
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Speaker 5: The Phil Henry Show is back.
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Speaker 1: Justin McElroy joins me, a high school senior who's very
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Speaker 1: much a poker fan. And before we get back into
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Speaker 1: your love of poker, you have a problem at your home.
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Speaker 1: Your parents will not let you and your friends have
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Speaker 1: poker tournaments. You've actually contacted an attorney. I've got a
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Speaker 1: question off the air. How do you pay him for
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Speaker 1: the attorney?
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Speaker 4: Mr. Winthrop takes it on what's called a contingency, which
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Speaker 4: means that.
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Speaker 3: So he's getting like a third of whatever?
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Speaker 4: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 3: Okay, so it's not pro bono, meaning it's not free.
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Speaker 4: No, he said that he gets like a third of
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Speaker 4: what's settled for.
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Speaker 3: So you're asking for money?
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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I am. I'm asking for money, and I'm
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Speaker 4: asking for the right to have the poker games. And
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Speaker 4: because also the other thing is I want to let
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Speaker 4: other kids know that their mom's friends, you know, because
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Speaker 4: my mom, like, works out, and she goes to the gym,
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Speaker 4: and she does a lot of stuff, and her friends
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Speaker 4: are all these women, you know, who... work out and
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Speaker 4: everything and they think they're really hot looking and they're
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Speaker 4: really you know gross I guess and so it makes
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Speaker 4: it makes me sick you know it makes me sick
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Speaker 4: to my stomach to even have them say they think
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Speaker 4: I'm cute and everything and I guess what I'm just
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Speaker 4: trying to do is make sure that my mom you
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Speaker 4: know won't let me be molested by these by these
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Speaker 4: women yeah I mean they're skanks you know I mean
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Speaker 4: I don't mean to say that they're skanks but they're
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Speaker 4: just they think they're so hot and they're They're pigs,
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Speaker 4: you know. Okay.
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Speaker 3: All right. Do you have anger at your parents for this?
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Speaker 4: Do I have anger at my parents? Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah.
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Speaker 4: I mean, they won't let us do our poker tournament
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Speaker 4: and so I've had to go hire an attorney to
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Speaker 4: talk about this and also warn other kids about their
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Speaker 4: mom's friends and how they tell you you're cute and
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Speaker 4: everything and they may want to touch you or whatever.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 6: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 4: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 3: I'm talking here with.
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Speaker 1: Justin McElroy about the poker tournaments he and his friends
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Speaker 1: cannot have because his parents won't let him have it
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Speaker 1: at the house. He's retained an attorney because his mother's
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Speaker 1: friends who come over for political meetings tell him how
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Speaker 1: cute he is.
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Speaker 3: Let me go to... I don't know what we're doing here.
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Speaker 3: Hold on for a minute. Here is Bill. Bill, go ahead.
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Speaker 3: You're on the Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 7: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 2: Justin?
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Speaker 7: Sir, I feel sorry for you. I don't know where
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Speaker 7: you have got your ideas. I believe you're a result
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Speaker 7: of our liberal society. I mean, obviously, you have no
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Speaker 7: work ethic.
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Speaker 4: No, I mean, what do you call playing poker?
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Speaker 7: Absolutely no work ethic. You're suing your parents. You have
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Speaker 7: no respect for your parents. Typical product of liberals.
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Speaker 4: Everybody owes you something now. Whatever, whatever. You know, I
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Speaker 4: make 50 bucks a week playing poker. I mean... How
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Speaker 4: much do you make?
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Speaker 7: Well, you can just put some zeros behind that. The
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Speaker 7: point is that that's going to get you about nowhere.
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Speaker 4: You're 17 years old. Well, how much money am I
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Speaker 4: supposed to make when I'm a senior?
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Speaker 7: How much money are you going to make when you
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Speaker 7: get out of school? You're not developing any work ethic.
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Speaker 7: What's the business with suing your parents?
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Speaker 4: The whole thing is, I mean, I play poker. Kids
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Speaker 4: are into poker. If you're not, I mean, that's your problem.
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Speaker 5: Hey, pal, you know what?
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Speaker 7: If you don't want to abide by their rules, then
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Speaker 7: go out.
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Speaker 4: And vote for yourself.
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Speaker 7: It's their house. They're going to set the rules. You
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Speaker 7: need to respect them.
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Speaker 4: Well, I just don't understand why some guy, you know,
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Speaker 4: you probably got raped at a poker game one night
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Speaker 4: and you're all upset about it.
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Speaker 3: What is that?
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Speaker 4: Wait a minute.
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Speaker 3: Wait a minute.
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Speaker 4: Well, that's what it sounds like. I mean, those guys
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Speaker 4: in poker championships make millions. Hello?
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Speaker 7: I don't care if you're playing poker, Nintendo, cube, box.
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Speaker 6: I don't care.
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Speaker 3: That's not Bill's point. Bill's point is you're suing your parents.
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Speaker 4: Well, of course. Because, first of all, my mom's friends
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Speaker 4: think they're hot-looking, and they're not.
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Speaker 7: What's that have to do with anything? It's their house.
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Speaker 4: They're telling me how cute I am. They're telling me
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Speaker 4: how cute I am. Am I supposed to let them
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Speaker 4: molest me?
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Speaker 7: That's an excuse. You're looking for a handout. That's all
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Speaker 7: you're doing.
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Speaker 4: Guys, if that's your opinion, then that's why there's job molesters,
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Speaker 4: because you don't care.
16:45
Speaker 6: I don't care.
16:46
Speaker 7: You're the one that doesn't care.
16:48
Speaker 4: You have no respect.
16:49
Speaker 7: You have no respect for yourself, Al.
16:51
Speaker 4: Respect for what? Respect for child molester? What, am I
16:52
Speaker 4: supposed to say thank you for putting your hand on
16:55
Speaker 4: my thing? No, I don't think so.
16:57
Speaker 7: Total speculation.
16:59
Speaker 4: Unproven.
17:00
Speaker 7: Unwarranted.
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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, the lady said that you were cute.
17:02
Speaker 3: That's hardly molestation.
17:03
Speaker 4: But it's the step in that direction. And these women
17:06
Speaker 4: think they're hot, but they're tight. They wear these workout pants.
17:09
Speaker 4: They're gross.
17:11
Speaker 7: Okay, so what's nickel-add that you get this attorney's name
17:14
Speaker 7: out of anyway?
17:15
Speaker 4: I mean, whatever, man. I mean, you know, you're up there,
17:17
Speaker 4: you know, on your phone, you know, smoking your cigar
17:21
Speaker 4: and playing with yourself. You know, I'm like, I'm in
17:23
Speaker 4: the world, man. I'm doing stuff. You know, I'm not
17:27
Speaker 4: like sitting there petting my dog and, you know, eating
17:29
Speaker 4: out of the same dog food can.
17:31
Speaker 2: You know what?
17:31
Speaker 4: Jesus.
17:32
Speaker 7: You'd have a good career in politics.
17:34
Speaker 2: You know that, pal?
17:35
Speaker 4: Well, look, just because the world sure changed you doesn't
17:37
Speaker 4: mean that I have to sit here and, like, you know,
17:39
Speaker 4: eat spam on a cracker like you do.
17:41
Speaker 3: Hey, if you do this, where are you, pal? You
17:43
Speaker 3: know what?
17:44
Speaker 4: Well, no, you got some old guy here. Just because
17:48
Speaker 4: some guy took you for all your nickels in a
17:50
Speaker 4: poker game.
17:52
Speaker 2: The bottom line is you're some old man eating spam
17:57
Speaker 2: on a cracker, playing with yourself, looking at the brassiere
17:59
Speaker 2: ads in Cosmopolitan.
18:02
Speaker 7: I think you're doing more than playing poker when your
18:05
Speaker 7: folks are gone, pal.
18:06
Speaker 4: At least I got friends, man. I'm not sitting there like,
18:09
Speaker 4: you know, nestling up next to my parakeet and my
18:11
Speaker 4: dog every night.
18:12
Speaker 7: Well, it sounds like you've got friends and you've got
18:14
Speaker 7: a good program going there making 50 bucks a week.
18:17
Speaker 7: I think if you don't like the rules, just move out, buy.
18:19
Speaker 2: Your own, get your own.
18:20
Speaker 7: Place, support yourself, do what you want, pal.
18:22
Speaker 4: Leave your parents alone. Like I didn't need some old
18:25
Speaker 4: guy like you to tell me that.
18:27
Speaker 7: Well, obviously you need somebody to tell you that, pal,
18:29
Speaker 7: because your parents haven't. If I was you, I'd throw
18:31
Speaker 7: your butt right out on the curb.
18:33
Speaker 4: Well, you couldn't legally because I'm still a minor.
18:36
Speaker 7: Well, that just depends.
18:37
Speaker 4: Then that would mean that you're a child molester.
18:41
Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
18:42
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
18:42
Speaker 7: Brilliant deduction, pal. Brilliant deduction.
18:45
Speaker 4: Is that why you're living by yourself in that trailer, man?
18:47
Speaker 4: Because you're like in a halfway house or something?
18:49
Speaker 6: Exactly.
18:50
Speaker 4: Exactly, man. Hey, why don't you go fondle another kid?
18:53
Speaker 3: Okay, look, and what is the point of this?
18:56
Speaker 4: You know, this guy is, you know, he's up there,
18:58
Speaker 4: he's got his dog, you know, he goes out going
19:00
Speaker 4: through Dipsy dumpsters looking for cans every day or something. Okay.
19:06
Speaker 3: Thanks for calling 1-800-449-8686. Here is Robert. Go ahead, Robert. Robert,
19:13
Speaker 3: go ahead.
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Speaker 4: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 6: Hey, Phil, how are you doing?
19:16
Speaker 4: Fine. Good, good, good.
19:17
Speaker 5: I heard this show going on on the.
19:20
Speaker 6: Way to work.
19:20
Speaker 5: Hey, Justin, let me tell you, and forget the excuse
19:23
Speaker 5: that I'm some old man sitting there eating spam and
19:26
Speaker 5: stuff like that. I'm about six years older than you,
19:28
Speaker 5: and I am a father.
19:30
Speaker 6: If my daughter ever talked to me like.
19:31
Speaker 5: That, she'd be out on her rear end. The other
19:33
Speaker 5: point to this is there is no way in the
19:37
Speaker 5: world that that lawyer should be able to practice law whatsoever.
19:40
Speaker 5: Any lawyer that would take that kind of a lawsuit
19:43
Speaker 5: is everything wrong with this country to allow it.
19:46
Speaker 4: I got every right in the world to play poker.
19:48
Speaker 4: I got every right in the world to play poker.
19:50
Speaker 4: My parents don't have a right to tell me I can't.
19:53
Speaker 5: Actually, yes, they do.
19:54
Speaker 2: You live under their house. If I were your father,
19:56
Speaker 2: I'd kick your butt so hard. Do they have the
19:58
Speaker 2: right to be sexually molested?
20:04
Speaker 5: And all this and that, and Carrie's supporting Democrats. This
20:08
Speaker 5: is absolutely ridiculous. I do not believe you'd even waste
20:11
Speaker 5: time with our legal system.
20:13
Speaker 4: My mom's friends call me cute and everything, and they're
20:16
Speaker 4: skanks and they wear, like, spandex. What am I supposed
20:18
Speaker 4: to do?
20:19
Speaker 5: Camel toes and everything.
20:20
Speaker 4: Why don't you.
20:21
Speaker 2: Answer this question, Jeff?
20:23
Speaker 4: What?
20:23
Speaker 5: Did you sue your aunt or your mother or your
20:26
Speaker 5: grandmother last time they told you you were cute?
20:29
Speaker 4: I'm thinking about it. 1-800-449-8686. 1-800-449-8686.
20:35
Speaker 1: The Phil Henry Show is back. I'm talking with Justin McElroy,
20:40
Speaker 1: a high school senior who is, like many young people
20:42
Speaker 1: in America today, he's in love with the game of poker.
20:44
Speaker 3: It's a great game. I play it.
20:46
Speaker 1: He has regular games every day at his house. Justin,
20:49
Speaker 1: you are threatening a lawsuit against two of your mom's
20:52
Speaker 1: friends for, you say, sexually harassing you. unless your parents
20:56
Speaker 1: allow you to have these poker games, which they don't
20:58
Speaker 1: want you to have every single day.
21:00
Speaker 3: They are allowing you to have them on the weekends.
21:02
Speaker 4: Well, but, Jerry? Yeah. If I could just say one
21:07
Speaker 4: thing about an idea that my attorney had, these two
21:11
Speaker 4: ladies that are, like, coming over to my house and
21:17
Speaker 4: at these political meetings that my mom has, and they're all,
21:20
Speaker 4: you know, dressed up like they think they're hot-looking, We
21:24
Speaker 4: asked my mom, I asked my mom if she would
21:26
Speaker 4: serve us sandwiches and drinks and stuff at our poker games,
21:28
Speaker 4: and she said no. And so I said to our attorney,
21:32
Speaker 4: if these ladies or my mom or some of them
21:34
Speaker 4: would serve us drinks and make us sandwiches and stuff.
21:38
Speaker 1: If they would serve you drinks and make you sandwiches,
21:40
Speaker 1: you would not bring a sexual harassment charge?
21:43
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, or if they let us have, like our
21:46
Speaker 4: girlfriends or something, do that. But my mom won't let
21:48
Speaker 4: me because she says that... She says that.
21:53
Speaker 3: Yeah, what does she say to you, man?
21:55
Speaker 4: Well, she basically says she doesn't want us playing poker
21:57
Speaker 4: every day. I mean, it's lame. And I said, well, now,
22:01
Speaker 4: unless you serve me drinks, I'm going to say your
22:04
Speaker 4: friends touched me.
22:05
Speaker 3: Well, they didn't touch you, though, man. That's a lie.
22:08
Speaker 3: You can't lie to that attorney.
22:10
Speaker 4: Well, no, but I'm not going to say that, but
22:11
Speaker 4: I'm going to say that they did say that I
22:13
Speaker 4: was cute, and I'm afraid.
22:16
Speaker 3: Are you really afraid, dude, of being molested by these women?
22:19
Speaker 4: If you looked at my mom's friends... They're like 40,
22:22
Speaker 4: and they think they're hot, and they're disgusting, and they're
22:27
Speaker 4: like beasts. Yeah, it would make you afraid.
22:32
Speaker 3: All right, 1-800-449-8686.
22:33
Speaker 1: Justin McElroy, who is considering legal action against his parents
22:37
Speaker 1: unless they let him have his poker games every day
22:40
Speaker 1: at the house, he could very well bring a sexual
22:44
Speaker 1: harassment charge against two of his mother's friends.
22:46
Speaker 3: Melinda, go ahead. You're on the Phil Henry Show.
22:48
Speaker 8: Yeah, I just want to know.
22:50
Speaker 9: Have these women touched you?
22:52
Speaker 4: No.
22:53
Speaker 9: And have you asked them to stop telling you that
22:55
Speaker 9: you're cute?
22:57
Speaker 4: What's that got to do with it? I'm a minor.
22:58
Speaker 4: I have a lot to do with it because... I'm
23:00
Speaker 4: a minor. I'm not supposed to have to do any
23:02
Speaker 4: of that.
23:03
Speaker 9: That's not true. You have to tell them, stop.
23:06
Speaker 4: This is bothering me. Not if you're a minor, no. Well,
23:09
Speaker 4: I don't know about that, but.
23:11
Speaker 9: If you were the man that you think and say
23:13
Speaker 9: you are, you would tell these women, step off.
23:16
Speaker 4: I'm 17 years old, and I'm a minor.
23:18
Speaker 9: And you've got a serious nerve talking about your parents
23:21
Speaker 9: having to have your things over there. Are you paying rent?
23:25
Speaker 4: I'm a minor.
23:25
Speaker 9: Are you paying the elect?
23:26
Speaker 4: I don't care how old you are. Okay, I'm a minor.
23:28
Speaker 9: You think you've grown up enough to sue them?
23:29
Speaker 4: My mom's friends are skanks, and they're trying to say everything, okay?
23:33
Speaker 9: They very well may be skanks, and it's your responsibility
23:36
Speaker 9: to tell them at 17, oh, please. Step off. I
23:40
Speaker 9: don't like what you're doing to me.
23:42
Speaker 2: Or whatever.
23:42
Speaker 9: Say whatever you want in your saying.
23:45
Speaker 4: But you have serious nerves doing... As a technical minor,
23:49
Speaker 4: I'm not supposed to have to worry about being touched.
23:51
Speaker 9: Well, have you talked to your mother? Because that's her response.
23:54
Speaker 4: I did.
23:54
Speaker 9: I told my mom.
23:55
Speaker 4: Yes, I told my mom. then if she would agree
23:59
Speaker 4: to let us have our poker games, then she'd serve sandwiches.
24:01
Speaker 9: No, I asked you, have you told your mother that
24:03
Speaker 9: those women are bothering you and it's making you afraid?
24:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did, and I told her that I'm... But
24:08
Speaker 4: it's okay.
24:09
Speaker 9: To make you afraid as long as they serve you
24:11
Speaker 9: drinks and sandwiches.
24:14
Speaker 4: But you've got to understand, my mom said we can't
24:15
Speaker 4: play poker, and I said, why? We're not doing anything bad.
24:19
Speaker 4: It's not like violent video games or whatever. And she goes, well,
24:24
Speaker 4: I don't care. I don't want you to have the game.
24:25
Speaker 4: And I said, well, your friends are beasts, and they
24:28
Speaker 4: tell me I'm cute, and I'm afraid of being touched.
24:30
Speaker 9: But you know what is wrong with this whole situation
24:33
Speaker 9: is that is your mother's home. She doesn't have a
24:36
Speaker 9: right to encourage me to be touched. Why don't you
24:39
Speaker 9: go to your other friends' houses and play it there
24:40
Speaker 9: every night?
24:41
Speaker 4: Because we have a really good house. We have a
24:42
Speaker 4: game room that my dad had built like two years ago.
24:45
Speaker 9: You know what? That's not your mother's and father's problem.
24:49
Speaker 4: Well, you know what? Just because you wear lycra pants,
24:51
Speaker 4: I mean, you probably wear the same thing they do.
24:53
Speaker 3: All right, now, wait a minute. Don't turn it personal, Justin, okay?
24:56
Speaker 4: And you know what?
24:58
Speaker 9: I have an exercise in probably about nine months, and
25:00
Speaker 9: I've had younger men come on to me, and I've
25:03
Speaker 9: told them, please, I could have a son your age,
25:06
Speaker 9: and I appreciate it, but step off.
25:08
Speaker 4: Well, I doubt it.
25:09
Speaker 9: You can tell those women.
25:10
Speaker 4: I doubt it. Why? I bet you.
25:12
Speaker 9: You're not man enough to tell those.
25:14
Speaker 4: No, I just don't... You know what? I don't think
25:15
Speaker 4: you told anybody.
25:16
Speaker 9: I don't have any interest in you.
25:18
Speaker 4: How much did you say you weigh?
25:20
Speaker 9: I weigh 130. How much did you say your brain
25:23
Speaker 9: IQ was?
25:24
Speaker 4: Which cheek of your butt weighs 130?
25:26
Speaker 3: Okay, see, this is the problem, Justin, that people have.
25:29
Speaker 3: You are a rude young man.
25:32
Speaker 4: But I'm a minor, and she keeps saying that I'm
25:33
Speaker 4: supposed to act like an adult and I'm supposed to
25:35
Speaker 4: go and do all this stuff. I'm a technical minor.
25:37
Speaker 9: Listen here. If you're wanting to sue.
25:40
Speaker 4: Your parents because you have the right, then.
25:42
Speaker 9: You need to act like an adult.
25:44
Speaker 4: Well, how can I act like an adult when my
25:46
Speaker 4: mom's friends are going to... Molest me or whatever.
25:48
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
25:49
Speaker 7: Your mom's friends.
25:50
Speaker 9: Do you know the statistics? Women are not the predators.
25:54
Speaker 4: They are the people.
25:56
Speaker 9: Who get attacked. Men are the predators. Look at the statistics.
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Speaker 9: Nine out of ten, at least nine out of ten,
26:03
Speaker 9: if not more, of the molestations are prompted by males.
26:08
Speaker 9: Women do not do that kind of stuff. Unless, of course,
26:11
Speaker 9: they have a mental illness.
26:12
Speaker 4: Well, hold on. What's the statistic that one of your
26:14
Speaker 4: butt cheeks weighs 130 pounds?
26:16
Speaker 9: Well, you know what? Even if it does weigh 130 pounds,
26:19
Speaker 9: it's my butt cheek, baby.
26:20
Speaker 4: Hey, look, Goliath, why don't you hit the gym before
26:22
Speaker 4: you talk to me, okay?
26:23
Speaker 9: You know what? I got easy overweight, and it has
26:26
Speaker 9: nothing to do with that. You're talking about your mother's
26:29
Speaker 9: brain and the gym, and then you're risking me because
26:32
Speaker 9: I don't do the gym.
26:33
Speaker 6: So what is it?
26:36
Speaker 4: What is it?
26:37
Speaker 6: Hold on.
26:37
Speaker 4: What was the statistic of airplanes flying into the World
26:40
Speaker 4: Trade Center? Oh, I'm sorry. Did that hurt? Did that hurt?
26:43
Speaker 6: I think I got you.
26:44
Speaker 4: I think I got you. No.
26:45
Speaker 6: Oh, that's got to hurt.
26:47
Speaker 9: Wait a minute, wait a minute. What's the point?
26:52
Speaker 4: You're sitting there telling me about statistics. Those go out
26:55
Speaker 4: the window when I'm afraid of being molested by some skank.
26:58
Speaker 9: What truth are you talking about?
27:00
Speaker 4: Some skank that may touch me? And I'm a minor?
27:04
Speaker 4: And my parents aren't protecting me about that?
27:06
Speaker 9: Have they touched you?
27:07
Speaker 4: They'd like to.
27:09
Speaker 6: No, I don't think they have touched you.
27:11
Speaker 9: And you know, that's really not the point. The point
27:13
Speaker 9: is that you're spoiled and you're upset because your parents
27:16
Speaker 9: won't let you play poker. And the only thing you
27:19
Speaker 9: have against them is, oh, I'm going to try and
27:21
Speaker 9: blackmail them into letting me do this. And as far as...
27:26
Speaker 9: That goes, you know what, who's going to pay for
27:28
Speaker 9: your college? Or are you not going to go to college?
27:30
Speaker 9: You can just play poker and make all 50 bucks
27:34
Speaker 9: a week.
27:34
Speaker 4: Which is bigger, Carrie's big canoe head or your butt?
27:37
Speaker 3: Okay, look.
27:37
Speaker 9: You know what, probably my butt, but that's okay.
27:40
Speaker 4: Okay, look, man.
27:40
Speaker 9: What I want to know is, who is going to
27:42
Speaker 9: pay for your college?
27:44
Speaker 3: Carrie's canoe head.
27:46
Speaker 4: Look, first of all.
27:47
Speaker 9: What's like $ 50 is bucks, but I make... $ 50 an hour.
27:52
Speaker 4: You know, Melinda, maybe it's not as much as some
27:54
Speaker 4: of the kids on your street dealing crack, you know. But,
27:58
Speaker 4: you know, I'm doing $ 50, like, honestly. And also, it's
28:01
Speaker 4: a job. It's a job, buddy. It's a job. I'm
28:04
Speaker 4: in high school, and I'd like to be on the benches,
28:07
Speaker 4: you know, selling rocks. But I got school and stuff. Uh-huh.
28:12
Speaker 9: Well, you know, you're not going to get to college
28:14
Speaker 9: by suing your parents.
28:15
Speaker 4: How do you like me now?
28:17
Speaker 9: You know what?
28:17
Speaker 4: I don't like you now.
28:18
Speaker 6: How do you think of.
28:19
Speaker 4: Me now, you know?
28:20
Speaker 9: You are very unrealistic and immature.
28:22
Speaker 3: And your whole canoe head thing about Carrie and.
28:25
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, this is like all these people... Okay,
28:29
Speaker 4: which is bigger, the cruise ship size mellow on Carrie
28:32
Speaker 4: or your fanny?
28:34
Speaker 3: You know, you're a rude kid.
28:35
Speaker 9: You know, what you need to do is get to
28:37
Speaker 9: the point and quit saying it.
28:40
Speaker 3: Melinda, thank you for your call.
28:42
Speaker 1: 1-800-449-8686. You talk about Carrie's canoe head, people's butts... What's bigger,
28:47
Speaker 1: Carrie's canoe head or your ego?
28:51
Speaker 4: Whatever, man. That's not even a legitimate guess.
28:56
Speaker 3: Here is Andre. Andre, go ahead.
28:58
Speaker 2: Hey, how you doing?
29:00
Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
29:00
Speaker 4: Fine.
29:02
Speaker 2: I've got a question for that young man there. When
29:05
Speaker 2: you were growing up, were your father and your mother
29:07
Speaker 2: both at home with you, taking care of you?
29:10
Speaker 4: Well, I'm a minor.
29:12
Speaker 2: That's not what I'm asking.
29:13
Speaker 4: I know you said it was a young man. I'm
29:15
Speaker 4: a minor.
29:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, we know you're a minor.
29:18
Speaker 4: Okay.
29:18
Speaker 2: You're 17 years old.
29:19
Speaker 4: Okay.
29:21
Speaker 2: Were both your parents at home with you?
29:24
Speaker 4: My mother's a screenwriter, my dad's a producer, and they
29:28
Speaker 4: have a lot of, you know, skanky friends and stuff. Right.
29:32
Speaker 2: You know what the problem was?
29:33
Speaker 3: Were they home with you?
29:34
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were home drinking wine and everything. Exactly.
29:38
Speaker 6: You know what?
29:39
Speaker 2: And you are a minor. And you know what? Actually,
29:43
Speaker 2: from listening to you, I actually feel sorry for you.
29:46
Speaker 2: Your parents, this is their fault. Because the thing of it.
29:50
Speaker 4: Is, That's why I'm suing them.
29:54
Speaker 2: But the suing part, I don't agree with. But I'm
29:57
Speaker 2: listening to you on the telephone, and basically, you've been spoiled,
30:01
Speaker 2: just like she said.
30:02
Speaker 3: Well, it sounds like that to me as well.
30:04
Speaker 6: Okay.
30:05
Speaker 2: Your parents didn't give you the discipline that you needed, basically.
30:09
Speaker 2: What are you two guys, like, you know, Father Murphy.
30:13
Speaker 4: And his friend? I mean, what do you.
30:15
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
30:16
Speaker 4: Well, you two guys are coming on like, you know.
30:19
Speaker 2: And guess what? When you go in front of the judge,
30:21
Speaker 2: you're a minor.
30:23
Speaker 6: Yeah, I am a minor.
30:24
Speaker 4: Yeah.
30:24
Speaker 2: A minor playing poker for money is illegal.
30:28
Speaker 4: No, it's not. What do you think, Judge? My attorney
30:29
Speaker 4: told me that it's not when it's done inside of
30:31
Speaker 4: a private residence. You know what? You should be worrying
30:34
Speaker 4: more about that kayak noggin on Carrie instead of me.
30:38
Speaker 3: What's that got to do with anything?
30:40
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. When you go inside of
30:42
Speaker 2: that courtroom and they find out you're... I'm quite sure
30:46
Speaker 2: you guys are probably drinking, too, right?
30:48
Speaker 4: No, sir, we're not. I mean, well, what do you
30:50
Speaker 4: call drinking?
30:52
Speaker 2: Something with the alcohol content.
30:54
Speaker 4: Okay, well, Listerine's got alcohol in it. What's that mean?
30:57
Speaker 3: Are you guys drinking beer?
30:59
Speaker 4: We're not drinking hard liquor, no.
31:01
Speaker 3: No, are you guys drinking beer?
31:03
Speaker 4: So, what's that about?
31:04
Speaker 2: Watch what happens when you go in that courtroom.
31:06
Speaker 3: You catch her drinking beer in this house.
31:10
Speaker 2: First of all, the.
31:11
Speaker 4: Attorney told me that's not my fault. It's my mom's
31:13
Speaker 4: fault because she's the adult. Also, her friends... You're right.
31:17
Speaker 4: I agree with you. Her friends wanting to molest me
31:19
Speaker 4: made me nervous and want to drink the beer. But
31:20
Speaker 4: you know what?
31:21
Speaker 2: You playing poker, is that going to stop them from
31:23
Speaker 2: molesting you? So if you're playing poker, they're not going
31:26
Speaker 2: to molest you, right? As long as you're playing poker.
31:28
Speaker 4: I'm afraid that they're going to touch me. That's why
31:30
Speaker 4: I drink beer, because I'm nervous about it. Oh, bullcrap.
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Speaker 2: What I'm asking you is, once you start playing poker,
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Speaker 2: you're not going to have to fear them molesting you anymore, right?
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Speaker 4: Only if they'll serve us drinks.
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Speaker 2: Right, but if they're serving you drinks, they're not going
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Speaker 2: to touch you, right?
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Speaker 4: Well, that's what the attorney, I said to the attorney,
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Speaker 4: we could have a deal with my mom's friends.
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Speaker 2: You know what?
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Speaker 4: Try to get decent looking and give us sandwiches and stuff.
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Speaker 3: So you want your mom's, go ahead, Andre.
31:54
Speaker 2: That attorney is going to really like, the judge is
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Speaker 2: really going to like to see you, your mom, your dad,
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Speaker 2: and that attorney in the courtroom. I can tell you
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Speaker 2: that right now. Okay, Matt Locke.
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Speaker 4: Okay, Matt Locke. Well, it's been great talking to you.
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Speaker 4: Are we Perry Mason or something?
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Speaker 2: You never know. Are you really?
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Speaker 4: Are you the real Perry Mason? What's his name, Andre Mason?
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Speaker 2: That's what it is. It's Andre Mason. It's just the
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Speaker 2: thing of hearing these kids is ridiculous.
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Speaker 4: You know what? If my mom made food for us
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Speaker 4: and stuff and my dad would let us watch some
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Speaker 4: of the porn tapes that he has, which we would never...
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Speaker 4: act on or anything it would be totally different you.
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Speaker 1: Know now and your mom making you food and her
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Speaker 1: friends serving you drinks and then you won't say to
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Speaker 1: the judge hey they touched me well you want to see.
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Speaker 4: My mom's friends it would make you want to just.
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Speaker 2: He's gonna he's gonna be in for a big surprise
32:50
Speaker 2: when he hits that courtroom him and his parents both
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Speaker 2: both of them that's ridiculous and his parents are at
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Speaker 2: fault for this kid being like, this is our society.
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Speaker 2: When I was growing up, the discipline that I got
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Speaker 2: from my father and my mother, you knew not to
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Speaker 2: do anything like that. As a matter of fact, you
33:06
Speaker 2: were scared to do something like that. Nowadays, society has
33:10
Speaker 2: everything set up where these kids are basically, I have
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Speaker 2: a 15-year-old and a 10-year-old, and I make sure I
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Speaker 2: set the guidelines from the time they were babies up
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Speaker 2: until the time of the age of what they.
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Speaker 4: Are right now. My parents didn't give me no discipline.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, that's right, man.
33:25
Speaker 2: I agree with you. I agree with you. And you
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Speaker 2: need to take your parents to court because the judge
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Speaker 2: needs to speak with both of you guys.
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Speaker 4: Can I ask you a question?
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Speaker 2: Sure.
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Speaker 4: Are you like a lawyer or whatever? No, I'm not. Okay,
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Speaker 4: because I'd like to get like a whole table full
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Speaker 4: of lawyers and stuff and just scare my mom, you know,
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Speaker 4: and everybody. So like I got all these attorneys and stuff,
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Speaker 4: and they're just going to cave in. You know what, kid?
33:48
Speaker 4: You know what?
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Speaker 3: You have been drinking beer. Have you been drinking tonight?
33:52
Speaker 4: Look, all we're watching is the Playboy channel.
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Speaker 3: Have you been drinking tonight?
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Speaker 4: Yes, he has. Well, gee. Hey, why don't you two dudes,
34:02
Speaker 4: you know, get back to your knitting?
34:06
Speaker 2: Anyway, I've had enough.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
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Speaker 2: Have a good night.
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Speaker 4: Thanks a lot.
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Speaker 2: I feel sorry for you, young man.
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Speaker 4: Hey, Andre, you should change your name to Hipsey Russell,
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Speaker 4: attorney at law.
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Speaker 2: Have a good night.
34:21
Speaker 4: Yeah, see you later. Punk.
34:25
Speaker 3: Justin McElroy, a real punk.
34:27
Speaker 1: Time to take a look at a comedy gold.
34:29
Speaker 3: Bill Henry shelf.
34:30
Speaker 2: Comedy gold.
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Speaker 8: I just wanted to mention that when you get a
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Speaker 8: license to run a gas station or any other business
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Speaker 8: in America, you're agreeing to give service to the public
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Speaker 8: at large. And this gentleman is not willing to do that,
34:47
Speaker 8: and that is discrimination.
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Speaker 4: No, I sell to everybody that insists on buying my product.
34:53
Speaker 3: Well, they shouldn't have to insist, should they?
34:56
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know what the law says.
34:57
Speaker 6: The law doesn't say, you know, the law says I
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Speaker 6: have to sell to people who want the product.
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Speaker 8: But if you're not willing to service the community at large,
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Speaker 8: then that is discrimination.
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Speaker 6: I have a speech impediment.
35:11
Speaker 8: And, uh.
35:12
Speaker 6: Are you a, uh... A Korean vet already has the
35:16
Speaker 6: hose in his hand.
35:17
Speaker 8: But anyway, that was my point, that... When you get
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Speaker 8: that license, you're willing to serve the people at large.
35:24
Speaker 8: And it's not only old people who commit manslaughter. Young
35:28
Speaker 8: people do it, too.
35:29
Speaker 4: Yes, that's right. I also look at young people. You
35:32
Speaker 4: didn't hear me. I guess I don't know when you
35:33
Speaker 4: tuned in.
35:34
Speaker 6: Can I ask you a question? You sound like you
35:36
Speaker 6: wear a bow tie. My partner, he says you sound
35:39
Speaker 6: like the kind of guy that wears a bow tie.
35:43
Speaker 8: Actually, I do not. I'm retired.
35:45
Speaker 6: You are retired?
35:46
Speaker 8: My bowtie days are over.
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Speaker 4: Okay. And are you over the age of 60?
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Speaker 9: No.
35:53
Speaker 6: Wow.
35:53
Speaker 4: Well, good for you.
35:57
Speaker 8: And I do have a physical impediment, and I drive
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Speaker 8: a truck very carefully. I don't have any problems driving.
36:05
Speaker 8: And I've never had anyone deny me gas. I'm a
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Speaker 8: respectable citizen. And I think that you should have discrimination
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Speaker 8: charges brought against you. That's all I want to say. Goodbye.
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Speaker 6: Is this Wally Cox? Okay, he hung up.
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Speaker 3: Will you forget it?
36:21
Speaker 6: He's got a greasy toupee.
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Speaker 4: No, he doesn't. Hold on. Let me call you first. No.
36:26
Speaker 4: I think he's got a greasy toupee. Okay.
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Speaker 6: Goodbye.
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Speaker 3: What are you guys doing? He's standing in the next
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Speaker 3: room from you.
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Speaker 6: Well, we bought these really nice cell phones. I just
36:36
Speaker 6: want to kind of take pictures. Yeah, they take pictures.
36:41
Speaker 4: Hello?
36:41
Speaker 6: How you doing?
36:42
Speaker 4: Good.
36:43
Speaker 6: Hey, did you see that guy with a.
36:44
Speaker 3: Get out of here!
36:45
Speaker 2: Hello?
36:52
Speaker 3: Lloyd, go ahead.
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Speaker 6: Yes, sir. Is that son of a bee there? Because.
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Speaker 4: If you're talking about me, yeah.
37:01
Speaker 1: You stopped me from filling my Winnebago when my wife
37:04
Speaker 1: and I are going.
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Speaker 6: To Portland, and my friend.
37:07
Speaker 4: You'll be wearing my Winnebago.
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Speaker 6: You'll be wearing it as a pair of slacks.
37:13
Speaker 4: Good night. Hello?
37:17
Speaker 6: Yeah, did you hear that guy just out of the air? Yeah,
37:20
Speaker 6: sounds like a real tourist.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Bye.
37:22
Speaker 4: Goodbye.
37:24
Speaker 3: So you bought these brand new cell phones. You're just
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Speaker 3: using them back and forth even though you guys are
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Speaker 3: three feet apart.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Hey, boss, can I have a Slim Jim?
37:34
Speaker 4: Call me. Oh, I'm sorry. Hello?
37:38
Speaker 6: Yeah, can I get a Slim Jim? Sure, I'll bring
37:40
Speaker 6: one over. Thank you. All right. Get a Slim Jim.
37:44
Speaker 4: Love you.
37:44
Speaker 1: Goodbye.
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Speaker 6: Goodbye.
37:49
Speaker 3: What are you going to do, bring them a Slim
37:51
Speaker 3: Jim in from the cash register?
37:53
Speaker 6: Yeah, we've got a few here, and I've got some
37:54
Speaker 6: of those.
37:55
Speaker 4: You ever try this kind of Harley Davidson breath freshener?
37:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine. Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 2: Comedy gold.
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Speaker 1: World-famous Phil Henry Show, executive produced by Phil Henry IV.
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Speaker 4: C.M.