Latest / Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus / A Compelling Natural Podcast: The Dyatlov Pass Incident
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- 0:23Good to see August fall check of Hocus Pocus Lack of Focus, the
- 0:27very uneducational podcast that tracks true topics such as
- 0:30witchcraft, paranormality, true crime and all things weird in
- 0:34the world. Today we will be discussing the
- 0:36Diatlav Pass incident and it really has something for
- 0:40everyone. It's Misha Jussie and I'm going
- 0:42to enjoy today's episode because it's weird, unexplainable, and
- 0:46everyone gets naked. I'm joined by a man who will
- 0:49enjoy today's topic because it's based on Cold War Russia.
- 0:53If you heard a tear that was his bone or ripping through his
- 0:56pants by the mere mention of Russia, it's pushing burn.
- 1:01I am also naked right now. And as always, it's our Hostess
- 1:07with the most chest who will of course enjoy today's topic
- 1:10because it's full of death and there's no nasty numbers
- 1:14involved to make her silly head all 30.
- 1:16It's Daddy Thomas. I have a learning difficulty.
- 1:24That's what we're saying. Yeah, you're retarded.
- 1:29Walks dead, guys. We could call her retarded
- 1:31again. We can, yeah, and I am.
- 1:34That's fine. But I am really, really glad
- 1:36that we're back to something a little bit more grizzly this
- 1:39week because I had a, I had a awful, awful time last week.
- 1:43With the scary numbers. I hated it.
- 1:46The scary numbers were like 1 + 1 and you just started crying
- 1:49and we're like, and then 2 + 3 and you just got like that 1000
- 1:53yards there. That was just like, you know,
- 1:55you're back in school again and you had your dunce cap on.
- 1:59I've ADHD and I have dyscalculia.
- 2:01It's not a good combination. You can say dyscalculia.
- 2:04Also I'm autistic but like shark autistic not like fucking not.
- 2:09Useful in the greater world. Autistic.
- 2:11I have nice tits, I don't need to.
- 2:13I don't gonna leave the table autistic.
- 2:16Leave the table. Leave the table.
- 2:18Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're all tits thick.
- 2:24So for anyone who was not listening to the last episode,
- 2:28you've just jumped in now because you've typed in the
- 2:31Yacht Love Pass into Spotify. We did an episode on simulation
- 2:37theory last week, and when it got down to a it wasn't even the
- 2:43quantum mechanics that gotcha it was.
- 2:45No, it was counting the simple numbers to get us to the golden
- 2:51ratio. And it was, Yeah.
- 2:53It was like watching a child get its hand caught on a door you
- 2:57just filled with tears and made no noises.
- 3:02She did cry a little bit. I did very.
- 3:04Straight at the camera be, you know, like just threw her eyes
- 3:07pleading like please, please help.
- 3:10And help. So what?
- 3:12What are we doing this week, Danny?
- 3:13To soothe yourself? Load the dead room questions.
- 3:18Not so bad. Really.
- 3:19Happy about it. So yeah, the Diatlof pass.
- 3:22So I've we've been talking about doing this one for ages now.
- 3:26Since episode 1 I think you've been talking about what to do
- 3:29the Diatlof pass. And there's like, there is so
- 3:32much that goes into it and they've already given me shit
- 3:35for it being like, what, 6 pages?
- 3:37Yeah. I put quantum mechanics into a
- 3:40paragraph and you've done 6 pages of Russians go up a hill,
- 3:46Russians all die. And that's the episode, folks.
- 3:52So I've been Justy. She's been Danny.
- 3:57No, but like I did a bit of storytelling. 10 of you scales.
- 4:01Yeah, if you cookish scales, so I'll just jump in.
- 4:07That's like it is puka scale isn't it as ghost story?
- 4:10Yeah, ghost story. Yeah.
- 4:11But also, a puka snail is like a is is a snail you call a puka
- 4:15snail. So I think the one that Gary is
- 4:18in SpongeBob. No, that's an animated snail.
- 4:22A puka snail is a. Snail.
- 4:23He's supposed to be a snail, obviously.
- 4:26A type fucking sea snail. He's a fucking.
- 4:28Are we, are we thinking of like in Monster when they call snails
- 4:33Shella Kabuki's? That's not a thing, is it?
- 4:36It is. It's a Waterford thing.
- 4:37Shella Kabuki. Fantastic because Kabuki Mario
- 4:41is after coming straight to my mind there and that's you know
- 4:45that Kabuki Mario is based on the not a raccoon, but that
- 4:51raccoon dog in Japan that looks all cute.
- 4:56So he's not related to a raccoon at all, but it's just like, it
- 4:59looks like a raccoon, but it's a type of like little fox looking
- 5:03thing. And then that's what Mario is in
- 5:06in Super Mario Brothers 3, the best video game that was ever
- 5:09made, and nothing has ever been better than that.
- 5:12It is pretty good, yeah. I am using this time to pour
- 5:16myself a drink because I don't know anything about Mario.
- 5:19That's a lot of vodka. I'm sorry, Jesus.
- 5:21Christ, great. That's what those Russians said.
- 5:24It's not. I'm getting in into the.
- 5:26Spirit getting into a character of a Russian.
- 5:28I'm method. I'm I'm method reading this one.
- 5:31Plus I thought it would be fun as well, just because you get to
- 5:33do your Russian accent a lot. Do I like a terrible, terrible
- 5:38Russian accent? I think that's the point of this
- 5:40show is that we just do bad. Accents.
- 5:43Unless and the public will never hear it.
- 5:46But if it's unless it's my Indian accent.
- 5:48You did it last week. I'm sure Alex got that out.
- 5:51No way. There's there's no way.
- 5:52I'm sure it was, it was vital. It was, it was the only one of
- 5:55three times that you spoke during that episode.
- 5:57So you has to keep it in. My my favorite, my favoritism.
- 6:01I'm I'm like a neppo baby with Alex.
- 6:05Um, right. I will also disclaimer before I
- 6:08start, I am going to start, I promise.
- 6:09But this is going to be a lot of me mispronouncing Russian words.
- 6:14Oh yeah, like as I was reading this.
- 6:15I can't wait to watch you try to pronounce these words.
- 6:20Like, I didn't even. Yeah.
- 6:22So the Northern Urals, February 1959.
- 6:26There is literally nothing out here.
- 6:28No roads, no towns, no cell towers, no power lines, and
- 6:31frankly, no sign that anyone has ever been here at all except for
- 6:35markings carved into trees by the Mansi people who have lived
- 6:38nearby for centuries. We'll get into those a little
- 6:41bit later. Above the tree line, the forest
- 6:43disappear, turning into a place known as Dead Mountain.
- 6:47I'm not saying the Russian name because I've already said Dead
- 6:49Mountain. Nine people were heading toward
- 6:51it. They were young, experienced,
- 6:53and they knew exactly how dangerous it was.
- 6:56But something went wrong. It wasn't in the way that you
- 6:58would expect, like an avalanche or getting lost in bad weather.
- 7:01It was something stranger than that, something that over 60
- 7:04years later, no one has been able to explain.
- 7:07This is the story of the Diathlov Pass incident.
- 7:11I love the way you've just just like straight away, but like not
- 7:15an avalanche, not nothing when they basically said on 2
- 7:19occasions when they've done like when they've gone it's.
- 7:22A theory. It's a theory.
- 7:24I don't believe, yeah, exactly. I don't believe it.
- 7:25But the actual explanation is avalanche like just so I know
- 7:30where you stand on it straight away.
- 7:32I think that's the least plausible I.
- 7:34Don't know about least plausible.
- 7:40One of the least plausible. Again, we'll get into that later
- 7:43as to why that is so. The Soviet Union was changing in
- 7:47the 1950s. Stalin was dead.
- 7:49And Nikita Khrushkarev. That's right, right?
- 7:51Khrushchev, Khrushchev. Khrushchev.
- 7:54Khrushchev, Khrushchev, you let me get through this because
- 7:58you're fucking complaining about how long it is.
- 8:02It felt. It felt, for the first time in a
- 8:05generation, like ordinary people.
- 8:07Continue there. Is that a delay or are you just
- 8:10trying to fucking piss me off? Just trying to piss you off.
- 8:12Just shut up. I'm trying to read like I'm so
- 8:15bad at doing this. Just just like fucking all
- 8:17right. It felt, for the first time in a
- 8:19generation, like ordinary people had room to breathe.
- 8:22The restrictive air of wartime was finally letting up, and new
- 8:24freedoms, however small, were opening across their country.
- 8:28One of those freedoms was the outdoors, walking clubs and
- 8:30skiing clubs. The Soviets call this sports
- 8:33tourism, organized expeditions into the wilderness, sanctioned
- 8:36by the state but fuelled by an energy that the state they
- 8:39couldn't quite control. Young people, especially
- 8:42students, took to it in a system that governed nearly every
- 8:44aspect of their lives. The mountains offered something
- 8:47that no one else could escape. At the Euro Polytechnical
- 8:51Institute in where spurred Lovsk.
- 8:55Spurred Lovsk. Lovsk, the skiing and
- 8:58mountaineering club, was one of the most popular organizations
- 9:01on campus. UP I had grown into Russias
- 9:04biggest technical school by the 1950s and was deeply tied to
- 9:08local industry. It produced engineers,
- 9:10physicists and radio specialists.
- 9:12Serious students training for serious careers.
- 9:15But on weekends and holidays, those same students strapped on
- 9:19skis and disappeared into the EUR.
- 9:21They did it for the same reason anyone does something dangerous.
- 9:24It makes them feel alive. So this was like post war Russia
- 9:27where, like, you know, everyone was kind of like riding high on
- 9:30the successes. And even though they were still
- 9:32under, like, you know, a very controlling government regime,
- 9:36something like this was like, oh, yeah.
- 9:37Like, you know, we'll encourage just, like, sports tourism.
- 9:40It kind of like ties into how during the war, like, all that
- 9:43Russian propaganda was about, like, you know, people, their
- 9:46relationship with the land and, you know, bonding with their
- 9:49country to build this type of patriotism.
- 9:51Yeah. But they also had nothing else.
- 9:53They didn't have fucking ping pong tables.
- 9:58They were like, oh, what can we do for fun?
- 10:00Let us walk up the hill like they've got nothing.
- 10:04They actually so the Count from Sesame Street.
- 10:06Let us go into dangerous mountain.
- 10:10How? How many only mountains will be
- 10:12climbed today? One terrible accent.
- 10:19I thought that yours, maybe I'm remembering it wrong, but I
- 10:23thought that you did have a good a good lash.
- 10:25And I can't, I just, I don't know whether what to tune into
- 10:29or you know, I have to, I can't be.
- 10:32Heated rivalry If you watch heated rivalry, you'll get a
- 10:34good. I'm not watching that.
- 10:36I'm not watching it, not because it's gay, but because it's ice
- 10:39hockey. It's there's barely any ice
- 10:41hockey. There's like ass hockey.
- 10:43It's just fucking. It's literally just a lot of gay
- 10:46sex. It's a lot unlike the the fact
- 10:50that the same guy who does short who made shores he made it is
- 10:53the funniest thing in the world to me.
- 10:55But anyway, in the summer of 1958, while trekking through the
- 10:58Alati Mountains, a fifth year radio engineering student named
- 11:02Igor Diala Jatlov. I don't know, I'm focusing on
- 11:09not getting the words wrong, that I just got it wrong.
- 11:11I'm sorry. Told his hiking companions about
- 11:16a plan. He wanted to lead an expedition
- 11:18to the northern Euros in winter and become the first to reach
- 11:21the peak of Mount or Tartan, which is Dead Mountain, in
- 11:24February, the most brutal month of the year.
- 11:27Everyone knew that Dead Mountain.
- 11:29They knew the terrain around it was hostile and very dangerous.
- 11:32But four people immediately showed interest.
- 11:35All right, here we go. Here we go.
- 11:37But what wasn't it that Oh, sorry, you have I I, I'm just
- 11:40reading on there. You have it down there that they
- 11:43they were going for like a particular like badge.
- 11:47So they were like, you have to go to like a.
- 11:49It's like a a Charter 3, yeah, like a Level 3 that I think
- 11:54they're these all of these climbers were a level 2 and then
- 11:59this one would like obviously bump them up so.
- 12:02It's funny that like that is they're kind of like this is for
- 12:05them is like they're so remember in school use get swimming
- 12:07badges and you're like where you would.
- 12:09Exactly. The blue group, the white group
- 12:11or the yellow group? Yeah, these guys are, they're
- 12:13basically jumping into the deep end.
- 12:16Yeah. So this is what this is.
- 12:17Yeah, except. For essentially.
- 12:20Extremely opposite and they are climbing up a hill instead of
- 12:23swimming in a 7 foot pool. That's clear.
- 12:26That out for me guys. Anyway, so 44 students
- 12:33immediately showed interest, which is Nikolai.
- 12:37Let me try this. Nikolai Taboo, Brignol, Rustem
- 12:41Slobodin, Yuri Krivonishchenko and Yuri Yudin.
- 12:47OK, thank you for that. By January 1959, the outlaw had
- 12:53assembled a group of 10/8 men and two women.
- 12:56The Sverdlovsk City Route Commission approved the
- 12:59expedition and confirmed the group on January 8th, 1959.
- 13:03The route was classified as Category 3, the highest
- 13:06difficulty rating for such a trip.
- 13:08It required trekking over 300 kilometers of the wilderness
- 13:11because every member of the group already held Grade 2
- 13:14certification with ski tour experience.
- 13:17Completing this expedition would earn them that coveted highest
- 13:19Grade 3 status. Diatlov panned the trip to take
- 13:2316 to 18 days. Does anyone else want to name
- 13:27the hikers for me please? Jesus Christ.
- 13:29OK, I'm going to, I'm going to see if I can get some of these.
- 13:31OK, so we have Igor Diatlov. 23. Zenada, Zena Kolmogorova. 22.
- 13:40Ludmila Luda Dubenina 20. Yuri Doroshenko 21.
- 13:48Jorge Yuri Krivonchenko 23. Rustem Rustic Slobodin 23.
- 13:55Alexander Sasha Kolovatov 24. Nikolai Tibo Brignioli.
- 14:02Oh, that was Italian 23. You're a Yudin 21.
- 14:07And the last guy? Simeon Sasha Zolotarov, 37.
- 14:13So I'm going to go a little bit into Sasha because he is a
- 14:18little bit of an outsider here and is one that we will come
- 14:22back to at a later point, but the oldest of the group and
- 14:26stranger to almost everyone on the expedition.
- 14:29Born in southern Russia to a Cossack family, at age 20 he was
- 14:32drafted into the Red Army. He fought from Stalingrad to
- 14:35Berlin, earned 4 military decorations, and remarkably did
- 14:39so without sustaining a single wound.
- 14:42This just means that this this motherfucker is a terrifying man
- 14:46like. He was.
- 14:47In the Red Army during World War 2 and didn't even get fucking
- 14:50wounded like. Nothing.
- 14:52And statistically, only 3% of Soviet soldiers who served from
- 14:57the beginning to the end of the war survived.
- 15:00Like that's just he didn't. Even have a scratch.
- 15:03Like literally scary. Just build different.
- 15:07I don't know. He was a coward.
- 15:08And hate the whole time. Yeah, I don't think he did, but
- 15:12I'm just saying I. Think this guy.
- 15:15I think this guy has killed 50,000 people.
- 15:18Yeah, yeah, he's the guy that they make films about
- 15:21afterwards, like. Baba Yaga.
- 15:25He eventually found work as a senior tourism instructor.
- 15:29He was a master level ski instructor and mountain hiker.
- 15:33He was single, which raised eyebrows in that era, and had
- 15:36gold capped teeth and a mustache.
- 15:39Beneath his clothes. He had many tattoos, including a
- 15:415 pointed star and a cryptic untranslatable inscription that
- 15:46roughly read Dermies Dare Musiah, whatever that is.
- 15:53Which he sounds exactly like my type.
- 15:55I would, I think I would. Fuck it.
- 15:56I was literally about to say that.
- 15:58Like you have a framed photo of him hung up in your apartment.
- 16:00Legit like the gold capped teeth, the mustache tattoos like
- 16:05go on. So while he asked the group to
- 16:07call him Sasha, his real name was Semyon.
- 16:10He was originally assigned to a different expedition, but
- 16:13switched to Diatlov's team at the last minute because their
- 16:16route was longer. Luda wrote in her diary that
- 16:19initially nobody wanted him because he was a stranger, but
- 16:22they eventually accepted him before leaving.
- 16:24So that tear off told his own students something strange.
- 16:28This whole world will start talking about this trek.
- 16:31He offered no further explanation, saying only they
- 16:34will find out about everything. I mean like if I was going on a
- 16:39trek up a mountain in like the most dangerous time of year in a
- 16:43well known dangerous route and a guy turned up with a load of
- 16:47like questionable tattoos, a mustache and a gold tooth said
- 16:51something like this. Absolutely fucking not like this
- 16:54guy. It just, he sounds like he's
- 16:56just like, yes, maybe they will die.
- 16:58Everyone will talk. I would expect him to challenge
- 17:01me to like a fiddle duel because that's the devil.
- 17:05You think that thing that was written on his chest is just
- 17:09like, you know, like in case you missed this and I see what like
- 17:13do you think that's like? Like it's it's an acronym for
- 17:16something. Yeah, exactly like.
- 17:17It's just. Yeah, exactly.
- 17:19Like demons are evil real mass murderers under Zionist
- 17:27Hallelujah. Whatever, I'm going to give up
- 17:32halfway through. But like it could.
- 17:33Be an emotion into anal. That's perfect, that's all I
- 17:37like to do. And but like, it could be a
- 17:40Russian acronym for something absolutely fucked up.
- 17:44It's the first initial of every person he's killed on the
- 17:47mountain. Yeah, it's it's mountain.
- 17:52Alert, right? So on the night of January 23rd,
- 17:551959, the 10 hikers boarded a train in Sverdlost at 9:05 PM.
- 18:00They shared the ride with the Blinhof group, a separate hiking
- 18:04party bound for a different destination, Zuneda.
- 18:08I'm not saying the second name. Zuneda's diary painted a chaotic
- 18:12scene of departure. Where are my felt boots?
- 18:15Can we play mandolin on the train?
- 18:17We forgot the salt. Sounds like a wild train ride.
- 18:22I'm not having a stroke. That's what she wrote in her
- 18:24diary. During the ride, the boys made a
- 18:28pact to solemnly swear not to smoke the entire trip.
- 18:32Excitement fill the air. Group Diaries note that late
- 18:35night conversations about love became a running theme, most of
- 18:39them provoked by Z Kolmogorova. Uh, Life on the trail and The
- 18:45Evening are Toten. The group created a satirical
- 18:48newspaper dated February 1st titled Evening are toten #1.
- 18:53This was a popular team ritual among Soviet expedition groups.
- 18:56It read like a collection of inside jokes from people who
- 18:59genuinely enjoyed each others company.
- 19:01The newspaper advertised A philosophical seminar on love
- 19:04and tourism held daily in the tent with lectures presented by
- 19:08Doctor Thibault and candidate of love sciences Dubanina.
- 19:14It's asked jokingly, can one stove and one blanket warm 9
- 19:18tourists? The science section reported
- 19:20that the snowman lives in the northern Urals near Orton
- 19:23Mountain, and the technical news section mocked Nikolaitibo's
- 19:27attempt at building a drag sled, saying it was quote good.
- 19:32Well, riding on the train, by car and on horseback for cargo
- 19:35transportation of snow is not really connected.
- 19:38Like, it seems like they're just like having like, a really good
- 19:41laugh the night before. Like there's like, there's
- 19:43something like, quite like, flirty about their approach to
- 19:47it. Like, you know, like one stove,
- 19:48one blanket. Will that warm all nine
- 19:50tourists? Yeah.
- 19:52And you know, like this philosophical seminar and love
- 19:54and tourism, it's maybe they were going up the mountain to
- 19:57fuck and just put that out there.
- 19:59They're also talking about the Yeti.
- 20:03Or I don't know what they call it in Russia, but that's what
- 20:06the snowman. Abominable Snowman.
- 20:08Exactly. So they, they kind of do a whole
- 20:10thing where they, they kind of make fun and are talking about
- 20:14like, oh, we're going up there to find the abominable snowman,
- 20:17eh, like just a while they were playing in in the in this news
- 20:22newsletter that they they made. So, umm, yeah, they're kind of
- 20:26just having the crack. But also there's a lot of kind
- 20:30of foreshadowing on stuff that like even when they're talking
- 20:32about the stove there can one stove heat nine people.
- 20:36It seems like like when you're reading it at the start, it's
- 20:38like, oh, that's all fun. And then by the end of it,
- 20:41you're like, did this stove have something to do with it?
- 20:44Wait a minute. Yeah.
- 20:45Did the, did the Obama doll snowman have something to do?
- 20:48Like you kind of go through your head and be like, oh, all these
- 20:50things they joked about at the start.
- 20:53Yeah. Like you know if if Yuri had
- 20:55his. Everything is a factor, yeah.
- 20:57Maybe they'd all be alive, but his sled was shit.
- 20:59Like, so everything now you're looking at like, ah,
- 21:02foreshadowing. As well it does make sense like
- 21:06because they seem like a really tight knit group of friends, it
- 21:09does make sense where they wouldn't want this random
- 21:11stranger with them as well. Yes, this gold toothed
- 21:14mustachioed stranger 3. Year old dude that's just like,
- 21:18hey, like, you know what I mean? He's.
- 21:21Probably just like standing there, like sharpening a knife
- 21:23the whole time while they're like having a laugh, like you're
- 21:26just. Like, yeah, eating an apple off
- 21:28the knife, like and like talking about how like.
- 21:31He's rushing. He's eating a turnip.
- 21:32Sorry, yes, yes, eating a turnip, eating some kind of root
- 21:35vegetable. But like that's, that's the
- 21:39thing. Like, if you picture this as
- 21:40like a the opening scene in a horror movie, like he's the guy
- 21:47that, you know, like when, when like everybody, he's having a
- 21:49laugh. The door opens, lightning
- 21:51strikes behind this back figure. And then as the lights go back
- 21:55on, you see this guy standing there with his like evil
- 21:59moustache and his gold tooth glinting in the in the lights.
- 22:02We're all gonna die up there. He's just like, call me Sasha.
- 22:09Ain't nobody returned from Dead Mountain.
- 22:15My auntie gold teeth. So they arrived in this high.
- 22:23Is that this high? Yeah, I guess this high.
- 22:26Around 2:00 PM on January 25th and said goodbye to the Blenoff
- 22:30group, who continued on a different path.
- 22:32That evening they went to a local club and watched a film
- 22:35called Symphony in Gold. Ludmila wrote afterward.
- 22:39This is real happiness, So difficult to describe with
- 22:42words. The music is just fabulous.
- 22:44The group spent the next day in Vizi preparing equipment.
- 22:47Around 10:00 AM, they wrote home for the last time.
- 22:51After lunch at 1:30 PM, they caught a ride on a logging truck
- 22:54headed for the 41st District settlement.
- 22:57From there, they pushed on to a place called the Second Northern
- 23:00Settlement, effectively a ghost town left behind by loggers.
- 23:04Their route Track N along the Laudsva River, then turned to
- 23:08follow the Ospia River toward the highland ridgeline.
- 23:12The indigenous Mansi people had a name for the mountain at the
- 23:15far end of the ridgeline, Kolat Sikal, or again Dead Mountain.
- 23:21Along the way, the group spotted trail signs carved into the
- 23:24trees by the Mansi. So like.
- 23:26This, this whole set up here is just so ominous.
- 23:29Like, they're having a great time.
- 23:31There's a weird guy called Sasha.
- 23:33They're like writing in their diary, just like, this is the
- 23:35greatest day of my life. The music is beautiful.
- 23:38And then there's just like, oh, yeah, that's a logging town.
- 23:41It's abandoned to ask no more questions.
- 23:43Don't worry. And then it's just like, you
- 23:45know. The Indigenous people?
- 23:47Yeah, the Indigenous. People who've been there for
- 23:50fucking thousands of years and it's just like, oh, what a
- 23:53beautiful part of the country. What kind of fantastic name did
- 23:57the indigenous people have for this mountain?
- 23:59Dead mountain. It is dead.
- 24:03We have carved it into the trees.
- 24:05Trees, yeah. Yeah, symbols carved into the
- 24:07trees as well. It's just a lot of skull and
- 24:10crossbones. Yeah, turn back.
- 24:18Have either of you seen the movie The Ritual?
- 24:21No, I've heard of it. Fantastic.
- 24:23I think you might have told me about this one.
- 24:25That is that you you recommended it to me.
- 24:27But then I don't like horror movies.
- 24:30Yeah, it's one of my all time favorite horror movies.
- 24:32So it's like a British, a British horror movie and it's
- 24:35basically this group of like lads, lads, lads.
- 24:38And they've been friends for years.
- 24:40They're all kind of like settled down in their careers.
- 24:43One of the guys getting married and they're all out on his stag
- 24:46do. The one guy who's like kind of,
- 24:49I guess like the fuck up of the group is not settled down,
- 24:52doesn't have anyone, doesn't have like a a well paying job.
- 24:55Like everyone else is just throwing sulks or whatever.
- 25:00So they go into this corner shop, he gets in trouble.
- 25:04He gets like held up by someone trying to rob the supermarket.
- 25:08And then the guy that they all kind of idolize the best guy, he
- 25:10gets like shot and killed. And his like last place he
- 25:15wanted to go was he wanted to do this trek through like rural
- 25:18Sweden and no one would ever go with him.
- 25:20But net that he had died, they were like, fuck it, we'll do
- 25:23this trek for him and we'll like scatter some of his ashes.
- 25:26And it's literally just this essentially.
- 25:29And it's like they, they come across all of this like weird,
- 25:33like Norse folklore shit happening all these like.
- 25:36People living in the world, yeah.
- 25:37So this is the thing with like with with Swedish stuff, is it
- 25:41gets real fucking scary. Yeah, because they've got like
- 25:46their their elves and their trolls and stuff like that are
- 25:48like real fucked up. Actual demons, like focal demons
- 25:53that live in these woods and stuff.
- 25:54And then like they, you know, they it's not the classic kind
- 25:57of like Blair Witch trope where they keep getting turned around
- 26:01in the forest and like they find an abandoned cabin and they stay
- 26:04there and then they go trekking for a day and then they wind up
- 26:07back at the cabin like, oh, it's just, it's really, really,
- 26:10really good movie. And it's, it's genuinely one of
- 26:13the the better kind of modern horror movies.
- 26:15But yeah, if you, if you're into stuff like the DLF Pass
- 26:18incident, anything like that, definitely check that movie.
- 26:20It'd. Be interesting to know like when
- 26:22we talk about because like we see what these guys are talking
- 26:25about when it comes to like the abdominal snowman and stuff like
- 26:27that. I'd be interested to know what
- 26:30are the kind of things in Russian folklore that these guys
- 26:34would be kind of worried about, You know what I mean?
- 26:36Like if we were to be in the woods.
- 26:38Turn into Mickey Mouse there. I'm sorry, like like if, if we
- 26:44were to like go into the the woods here in Ireland or even
- 26:48you guys who are living in the enemy territory, there's a lot
- 26:53of Celtic folklore that will be involved.
- 26:55Like so again, like all the fairies or the banshee or you
- 26:59know, the will out of whisper or something like that.
- 27:01You'd be in there going oh fuck, you know, or even as we were
- 27:03talking about with the kelpie, the fucked up horse that drags
- 27:08you into the river like that kind of stuff that as like the
- 27:10Celtic folklore. I'd be wondering what these guys
- 27:14are. Is it in in Russia?
- 27:16Are they more like we worry about snow?
- 27:22Yeah, is very is it's eastern and hilarious chicken leg
- 27:26housewife wonder as well as they're like that.
- 27:28Don't go into the forest because this particular thing will get
- 27:33you. You know what I mean?
- 27:34Obviously, Bobby Yaga being like the man was.
- 27:36Men called Sasha. We don't need folklore when we
- 27:40have man with mustache and shiny teeth.
- 27:43Scariest thing in Russia is Russians.
- 27:48In Mother Russia, Russians scare folklore.
- 27:53But they have like fucking bears out there, you know what I mean?
- 27:56Like there's. We have like some kind of like
- 27:59demon bear. Yeah, there's more real things
- 28:02to be scared of than a make believe thing.
- 28:04I'm just gonna, I'm gonna Google it really quickly.
- 28:08Just. Now they have a ton of weird
- 28:10stuff. Yeah, I, I just, I'd imagine
- 28:13like all cultures kind of have their their fucked up stuff.
- 28:17I'm just wondering what would scare a Russian You get me apart
- 28:20from a Ukrainian. A domovoi, A leshi, and a yod
- 28:24yanoy. These creatures often explain
- 28:27natural phenomena, enforce moral behavior, or represent untamed
- 28:32nature. Standard folklore.
- 28:34Baba Yaga. And then there's Koshi, the
- 28:37Immortal, who is a sorcerer. I'm trying to find any.
- 28:41Oh, here we go. Leshi is a forest spirit, can
- 28:44change size, appearing as tall tree or as small as grass, and
- 28:48he leads travellers astray, but can be appeased.
- 28:51Doesn't say how to appease him, but he can be appeased.
- 28:54I've I've found the most Russian sounding one.
- 28:58It's called Leko Odd no Glazoi and it's the one eyed
- 29:03incarnation of misfortune. You're.
- 29:09Calling your Dick it's. Just.
- 29:12Like an incarnation of Miss Fortune My.
- 29:15Penis is A1 eyed incarnation of misfortune.
- 29:19A little bit. There's another one here called
- 29:21A Caught Bayon is a giant man eating cat who sings songs to
- 29:25lure travellers to their doom. Only a hero with iron strikes
- 29:29can capture him. And then there's a bannock,
- 29:32which is the spirit of the bath house.
- 29:33I don't like this guy. Spirit of the bath house.
- 29:37I've seen a few in MMI time. You know you don't have to wear
- 29:41your towel in here. You want more steam?
- 29:46Sharpening night. I like Schmitz.
- 29:51Now let me beat you with palm tree.
- 29:55You ever see them in the the Russian bath houses and they're
- 29:58like they beat dish dig. So you're going to like a steam
- 30:01room and then these guys beat you to fuck with like branches
- 30:05of trees. Looks unreal, looks incredible,
- 30:08but just imagine very relaxing. A bunch of sashes in there
- 30:12beating you at branches of trees.
- 30:13See, I could do with being taken down a peg, so I I probably
- 30:17would really like that. So on the morning of January
- 30:2028th, Yuri Yudin made the hardest decision of his life.
- 30:24His joint pain severely flared up and his rheumatism.
- 30:27What is rheumatism? It's an.
- 30:29Antibiotic artery is. Oh, immediately, Simpsons quote.
- 30:34Just like your father will be absolutely fine.
- 30:38It's like mom, it's a picture phone.
- 30:39It's like, oh, this. I just have a touch of the
- 30:41rheumatism. This guy is 21 years old and
- 30:47like his rheumatism was fucking him up like this.
- 30:49Poor son of a bitch. Yeah, so rheumatism and joint
- 30:53pain. His body was telling him what
- 30:55his mind didn't want to hear. He couldn't go on.
- 30:57He handed off what equipment he could to Yuri Odoshenko so the
- 31:01group could put it to use. Lumila pressed a small teddy
- 31:04bear into his hands as a goodbye gift and he watched them walk
- 31:08away, devastated. Little did he know the decision
- 31:11would save his life. Which?
- 31:13The level of detail here and he is pissing me off.
- 31:15You're like. She pressed a small teddy bear
- 31:18into his hand and sent him on his way.
- 31:20And he was. I don't a paragraph.
- 31:24I don't a paragraph on quantum mechanics.
- 31:29You should learn how to research better.
- 31:31I fucking. I did 9 days of research but I
- 31:36had to put it into a fucking hour and a.
- 31:39Half put it into Danny language. I'll just, I'll quit this
- 31:47podcast and it'll just be politics and maths and then
- 31:51then. Fucking having your fucking.
- 31:57Way my own podcast with Blackjack 2 plus. 2 = 5 and Al
- 32:02Gore thinks it's raining outside like.
- 32:08Is that what you hear when we speak?
- 32:24Oh fuck. OK daddy, tell your fucking
- 32:27story about these 99 Russian crickets.
- 32:33Right. So and then there were nine.
- 32:35They pushed along the Lozva, skiing in formation and rotating
- 32:40the leader every 10 minutes or so, which sounds exhausting.
- 32:43Like, just fucking like. Why are, why are you Power
- 32:46Rangers? January 29th and it was Yuri
- 32:49Doroshenko's birthday. Klomagorva noted it in her
- 32:53diary. Today is Yerka's birthday.
- 32:56We first go to Lazla, then we turn to Ospia.
- 33:00Surroundings are beautiful. By January 30th, the cold had
- 33:04become routine, one diary entry reads.
- 33:06Today is the third cold night on the Bank of the Ospia River.
- 33:10We are getting used to it. The stove does a great job.
- 33:13They are. So there we go, The stove is
- 33:16their friend. The stove gets a little too
- 33:19friendly door guys, because everybody, because everybody
- 33:23starts giving out. Well, how hot the stove got.
- 33:25Allegedly. Allegedly, on January 31st, the
- 33:30weather turned ugly with gusting winds and heavy snow.
- 33:33They couldn't see more than a few meters ahead.
- 33:35They tried to push up towards the past, but the weather
- 33:38stopped them and they retreated to the Elspia Valley, now
- 33:41running behind schedule. That night, Igor Dyatolov wrote
- 33:44the last entry in the group diary.
- 33:47Can't imagine such a convert. Somewhere on the Ridge with a
- 33:50piercing wind hundreds of kilometers away from human
- 33:54settlements. So they really were out in the
- 33:56fucking back. Arson nowhere.
- 33:58The. Urals, if you guys will remember
- 34:02when I was talking about people preparing for the end of the
- 34:06world, when we were talking about the Anunnaki and Nibiru
- 34:13coming like even like, I don't know, yeah, put the Anunnaki a
- 34:16sad move to put the the the planet, the planet coming
- 34:20around. Eh, if it causes like
- 34:23catastrophic, you know, fucking the whole world is going to end
- 34:26apparently. And this is eh again, just a
- 34:31kind of a rumor. The Russians have been building
- 34:36cities inside the Euro mountains.
- 34:39So like they're digging to make like an underground, like
- 34:44basically a a city size bunker in these mountains just in case
- 34:49at the end of the world. That is, again, not to always
- 34:52bring everything back to video games like I do, but that is the
- 34:55entire plot for a Tomb Raider game.
- 34:59Shadow of the Tomb Raider. She's basically going through
- 35:01Siberia and has to like cut through a bunch of gulags, which
- 35:05is, which is cool, but there's uh, basically a like a lost city
- 35:09where the profit is from and it's like in the middle of the
- 35:12mountains in fucking Russia, which is very interesting.
- 35:15But yeah, that's been talked about for for a long, long time.
- 35:18And I thought it's like a really cool premise for a game as well.
- 35:21OK, so the group got a late start on February 1st.
- 35:23They found a wooded valley where they dug out a labas, which is a
- 35:27supply cache buried in the snow, again like a video game, and
- 35:31slashed. Roughly 55 kilograms.
- 35:33Slashed, stashed. Excuse me, roughly 55 kilograms
- 35:37of surplus food and equipment for the return trip.
- 35:40Planning to come back for it after lunch, the outlaw led the
- 35:43group up towards Dead Mountain. They covered about two
- 35:46kilometers before conditions deteriorated.
- 35:49The sky closed in, preventing them from determining their
- 35:51location. Instead of cutting through the
- 35:53pass as planned, they ended up heading straight toward the
- 35:56summit. Here, the outlaw made a crucial
- 35:59choice. The tree line was only a
- 36:01kilometer and a half behind them, promising forested ground,
- 36:04shelter from the wind and a safer place to sleep.
- 36:07Instead, he chose to stay on the exposed slope.
- 36:10The plan was simple. Survive just one cold night and
- 36:13then have a warm overnight the following day at Lake Lunka.
- 36:18Shopper. Yep, your guess as good as mine
- 36:20on. That.
- 36:24It looks, it looks right. Whatever.
- 36:25Our one listener in Moscow is going to be human with all of
- 36:29this. Absolutely It is.
- 36:32The one KGB officer that's been assigned to this podcast is
- 36:36like, I can't believe they did not get like Lunda Pushka
- 36:39Sapter. I followed Danny from Scream
- 36:43Queen and she's still shite. They set up camp on the
- 36:47northeastern side of Dead Mountain, about 300 meters below
- 36:51the peak. The ground angled at roughly
- 36:5330°. After that, there was silence.
- 36:56Sometime after dark, something happened.
- 36:59There is no diary entry, no photograph, and no survivor to
- 37:03explain it. Everything known about the night
- 37:06of February 1st, 1959 is pieced together from what was left
- 37:09behind. So here's where we get into all
- 37:12of the the weird shit. The evidence tells us that nine
- 37:16people ate dinner in their tent around 6:00 or 7:00 PM.
- 37:19The weather outside was savage with hurricane force winds 20 to
- 37:2330 meters per second, temperatures plunging to -40°C,
- 37:28and a full snowstorm raging across the Ridge.
- 37:31The stove was packed away and it's case and never assembled.
- 37:34The evening or toten newspaper was near the entrance.
- 37:38Everything about the day seemed normal.
- 37:40And then something changed. Someone cut the tent open from
- 37:43the inside. First small horizontal slits
- 37:47were made near the roof, later described as viewing slits as
- 37:52though someone was trying to see outside without leaving shelter.
- 37:55Then came the home. After cuts, 1 long vertical
- 37:59slash and two horizontal tears ripped wide enough for a person
- 38:03to climb through. It appeared they first looked
- 38:06and then they ran. Nine people left the tent and
- 38:09walked into a Blizzard wearing almost nothing.
- 38:12Every pair of boots, jackets, raincoats and backpacks stayed
- 38:16behind. Cut food, satin plates
- 38:18suggesting a meal either half prepared or just completed.
- 38:21They abandoned everything and left in what they were sleeping
- 38:24in, with two exceptions. Solitary, off and to.
- 38:28Beau were later found better dressed than the others with
- 38:31some footwear. This suggests they may have been
- 38:34outside the tent when the incident began.
- 38:38And like with the, the tent in this state, like it's literally
- 38:42just they found like the slits that they, they think was like,
- 38:46you know, just cut a couple of slits to look outside, which
- 38:49like when you're in a tent to cut some slits, you're letting
- 38:51all that cold air in. It's not a logical thing to do.
- 38:55And then, you know, cutting it from the inside so you can
- 38:57escape. There was no other like damage
- 38:59to the tent. You know, it's not like there
- 39:01was like, you know, claw marks or, you know, like teeth marks
- 39:04that they could attribute. From outside in, it was all from
- 39:07inside out, yeah. Yeah.
- 39:09So 8 or 9 sets of footprints LED downhill.
- 39:13A search party radiogram later described them.
- 39:16We managed to identify footprints of eight or nine
- 39:18people starting from the tent and going about 1 kilometer down
- 39:22the slope. And then they were lost.
- 39:24One person was in boots, the others were only in socks and
- 39:28barefoot. The footprints were preserved in
- 39:31an unusual way. The compressed snow had hardened
- 39:34into pedestals that held their shape while the wind scoured
- 39:38away the looser snow around them.
- 39:40The group moved in single file, with a tall man at the back
- 39:43whose prints partly covered the ones ahead.
- 39:46A few trails peeled off from the main line for joining back.
- 39:50The overall impression, according to analysis, was an
- 39:52organized and uneventful descent.
- 39:56They essentially walked downhill.
- 39:59Whatever drove them out of the tent was terrifying enough to
- 40:01make them abandon all survival gear and not get dressed, but
- 40:05not terrifying enough to make them run.
- 40:08Furthermore, the entrance to the tent was available.
- 40:10Why cut through the side? One explanation is that the cuts
- 40:14were made on the side opposite the primary wind direction where
- 40:17the hiker slept. If the entrance was blocked by
- 40:20snow, debris, or a threat, cutting through the walls
- 40:22closest to their heads was the fastest way out.
- 40:25Regardless, leaving without insulation in -40° weather is a
- 40:29death sentence. They were extremely smart,
- 40:32experienced individuals who knew this.
- 40:35Whatever happened gave them no time to prepare.
- 40:37After roughly 500 meters, the footprints disappeared beneath
- 40:41the fresh snow. A few items were found on the
- 40:43slope. One flashlight was found 450
- 40:46meters from the tent, switched on but with a dead battery.
- 40:49Another flashlight sat on top of the tent itself, resting on a
- 40:52thin layer of snow, completely uncovered, as if someone had set
- 40:56it there after the storm had already begun.
- 40:58A broken piece of ski lay 20 meters from the tent.
- 41:02And like, it's worth saying that like these are experienced
- 41:06climbers, you know, like they're, they're like category
- 41:082, they are going for category 3.
- 41:11They're going for like something super difficult because they
- 41:14have, well, you know, they think they have the experience to do
- 41:17it. But if you're a category 2
- 41:18hiker, you're, you know, you're no joke, you're not an amateur.
- 41:20No. So like these guys would know
- 41:22the risks of going up this mountain in these conditions.
- 41:26So they would know about, you know, hypothermia, the
- 41:29complications from it, the confusion, you know, like the
- 41:33way that like you just get like all messed up up there and your
- 41:36brain kind of like switches from one mode to another where you
- 41:39think I'm freezing to death on then I'm burning to death.
- 41:42Paradoxical hypothermia, Is that what it is?
- 41:45Yes. And so like these guys
- 41:47especially like, you know, there's nine people, like, so
- 41:50like if one person starts to freak out, the other people
- 41:52would be able to go, oh, no, look, you know, like, you know,
- 41:54like we'll help you get through this.
- 41:55This is not like you're not burning up.
- 41:57We're going to help you out here, but it's it's that all
- 41:59nine of them have, you know, taken part in like whatever may
- 42:05or may not have happened. So before leaving, Diatlov
- 42:09promised that when the group made it back to Vitai, he would
- 42:12wire the UPI Sports Club to confirm their safe return.
- 42:15That telegram was due by February 12th at the latest.
- 42:19February 12th passed with no word.
- 42:21Initially, nobody panicked. It wasn't unusual for such
- 42:24groups to be a few days late. However, by February 15th,
- 42:27family members started asking questions.
- 42:30Yuri's younger brother Igor yeah, pushed the university
- 42:34trade union committee to contact this size.
- 42:40Response was short. They had not returned and no
- 42:42telegram had arrived. Things should have escalated,
- 42:45but Lev Gordo, head of the UPI Sports Club, told parents of
- 42:49Lumita and Sasha that he had received a telegram from Diatlov
- 42:54about a delay. That was a lie.
- 42:56Gordo assumed that the group would show up and decided to
- 42:59manage the families rather than sound an alarm, which is just
- 43:03fucking bullshit. Which is Russian.
- 43:04We went through this. When we bat Russian on to do a
- 43:09Chernobyl, to do Chernobyl and it's like we get this.
- 43:12It's very Russian to be like there is no problem, don't let
- 43:16on that there's a problem, let's lie about it and deal with it
- 43:20afterwards. And it just seems like this is
- 43:22what it is. It's like a typical.
- 43:24Guys are just freaking out over nothing.
- 43:26Like it's just. There's no problem, they are
- 43:28Russian. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 43:31So February 17th, Rima Kolatova, Sasha's sister, went looking for
- 43:38Gordo, but his office was empty. The families finally forced
- 43:42action by complaining directly to the local head of the
- 43:45Communist Party. In the Soviet system, pressure
- 43:48from above moved faster than concern from below.
- 43:52On February 20th, relatives demanded a rescue operation and
- 43:56the first search parties remobilized the next day.
- 43:59I just loved that that like, you know, they had to go to like,
- 44:01you know, the local head of the Communist Party.
- 44:03And they were just like, OK, no one's taking this seriously.
- 44:06And just because he is like that one step on the Soviet ladder
- 44:10above them, they were all just like they were.
- 44:12The reason that they did the search party then is because
- 44:14they were afraid of the consequence of not doing it.
- 44:17Because this guy was like, right search party.
- 44:20I'm watching. It's also very interesting that
- 44:23that guy's office was completely empty, like he didn't work at
- 44:26the university anymore when she went to question him.
- 44:29Like he was just like, it's just bizarre.
- 44:33So the scale of the effort was enormous.
- 44:35Uh, Colonel Gregory, or Tukov, from the UPI Military department
- 44:40was put in charge. Volunteers, students, faculty,
- 44:44and experienced hiking groups, including the Bilanov expedition
- 44:48that they met on the train, joined.
- 44:50The search included guards from the LAG prison system, seven
- 44:56officers from the MVD, main law enforcement in Russia, and Mansi
- 45:00hunters who knew the wilderness immediately.
- 45:03Again, I keep saying this, but the Mansi tribe, we'll, we'll
- 45:06get into those a little bit later, but it just speaks
- 45:09volumes that even they were trying to help.
- 45:11Obviously indigenous, they know the land, they hunt there all
- 45:14the time. And I, I just think it's really
- 45:16cool that they did. Well, like I think that the
- 45:19Mansi people like again, fair playthrough for joining in here
- 45:23like that, but like they're indigenous to the area and
- 45:27they're not a big fan of like like, you know, just Russians or
- 45:31like laws or like, you know, and also women.
- 45:35So I think like there's big things like yeah, send your men
- 45:39in here. We'll talk to them.
- 45:40We'll go find the men, but we don't care about finding the
- 45:43women. Like this is what I have seen
- 45:46according to, to one or two sources, like, but again, I
- 45:49don't know how true that is. Like, I don't know anything
- 45:52about the, the Mansi tribe except for the fact that they're
- 45:56mountain people from, yeah, the Urals, which is like a mountain
- 46:00range which kind of separates Europe from Asia.
- 46:03So they're not like they're, they wouldn't consider
- 46:05themselves like Russian. They don't consider themselves
- 46:08Asian or European. They're just they.
- 46:10Just think they're Mansi. That's it.
- 46:11They're like we're Mansi. We are the, the, we are the
- 46:14mountain people from all Pierre. Like, So like for them even to
- 46:17get involved in this is kind of like, OK, like we have to play
- 46:21along to get along, I think. Yeah.
- 46:24So specialists were dispatched from Moscow and aircraft scanned
- 46:28the terrain from I've Dell. The Blinnoff group brought
- 46:31troubling news. They had encountered severe
- 46:34snowstorms near Dead Mountain. Officials clung to the hope that
- 46:37the Diatlof group had simply dug in somewhere to write out the
- 46:40weather. On February 23rd, the team under
- 46:43Boris Slobstaff was flown by helicopter to the area around
- 46:48Mount or Totten. I'm just going to keep saying
- 46:50Dead Mountain. I don't know why I can't
- 46:52changing it, It's Dead mountain. Um, so by the following day they
- 46:56had covered the mountain and came up empty.
- 46:59No flags, markers or signs that the hikers had ever been there.
- 47:02The group had fallen short of their destination.
- 47:05The next day, Slobsloff's team spotted ski tracks and followed
- 47:09them. On February 26th, they found the
- 47:11tent on the slope of Dead Mountain, partly caved in and
- 47:15draped in snow. Everything the hikers had
- 47:18carried was still inside. 9 backpacks, 9 pairs of shoes -1
- 47:22shoe, fur coats, blankets and food including biscuits,
- 47:26condensing milk and sugar. Also present were the stove and
- 47:30axe, a saw, cameras, notebooks, and the group's planned route.
- 47:36The evening or Torton Joke newspaper was found inside.
- 47:40Outside, a pair of skis stood upright in the snow and an ice
- 47:44axe rested near the entrance. The Atlov's jacket had been
- 47:47tossed a short distance away. Inside the pockets were a folded
- 47:52knife on a carbiner. A small purse containing a
- 47:55picture of Zuneda snow covered the northern side of the tent
- 48:00and about 15 to 20 centimeters deep.
- 48:03The texture suggested it had blown in with the wind and not
- 48:07been pushed there by a sudden violent event.
- 48:10Like the everything that you would need to survive outside a
- 48:14tent was left. Like, you know, there was
- 48:17jackets left, socks, shoes, like they, you know, like the knives.
- 48:22Like, if you're going to be wandering out into the woods,
- 48:24you would think, oh, yeah, like, I need to have like, a knife of
- 48:26me. I need to have a torch.
- 48:28But like, not even their boots. Nothing their.
- 48:30Legs ridiculous whatever was going on like they were like, we
- 48:34haven't like if you haven't got time to put your clothes on in
- 48:39-4 your. Shoes.
- 48:41Yeah. Or you think you're dying.
- 48:42Yeah, yeah. But that's, that's it that they
- 48:45rushed to go out and not like that they were all like suffer
- 48:50from this paradoxical psychosis. Like if they all had to, if it
- 48:54was something that they had to run, then that's kind of mental
- 48:57in itself. Or if it's that they just left
- 48:59that stuff there and wandered out into the the forehead, like
- 49:03into the snow, that's even more fucked up.
- 49:06Yeah, so the tent was transported back to Ivdel and
- 49:09strung up in the police headquarters to be studied.
- 49:12At first, everyone concluded that outsiders had ambushed the
- 49:15hikers and torn through the canvas from the outside.
- 49:18Then came a breakthrough. Vladimir Kortev, a young
- 49:22investigator new to the case, recalls that a woman called to
- 49:25the station to mend a uniform glanced at the tent.
- 49:29According to Kortev, she took one look at the tent and spoke
- 49:32with confidence that the cuts were made from the inside.
- 49:36Which is so Russian and cool, just like this.
- 49:40The old Russian seamstress, which is like, she's just like,
- 49:43no, no got come from inside, like it's.
- 49:47Just some like some like babushka just been like no cut
- 49:50from inside. What are you, an idiot?
- 49:51Is the angle of knife you see and it's just like and I'm
- 49:55picturing Baba Yaga when I say that as well.
- 49:58Tent has no legs. What is this?
- 50:01No legs cut from inside, so this changed the entire course of the
- 50:07investigation. Formal confirmation came weeks
- 50:09later from Henrietta Trekina, a senior forensic specialist who
- 50:14examined the tent from April 3rd to April 16th.
- 50:17That's just looking at a fucking tent for 13 days.
- 50:20Like, it's just funny. Her conclusion matched the
- 50:25seamstress. Seamstress.
- 50:27The cuts came from the inside. She's just like, yeah, she's
- 50:30probably right. But like as well, again, like
- 50:33this just confirms like, you know, there was like this is
- 50:35like a proper like forensic specialist.
- 50:37So like, yeah, she confirmed, right.
- 50:38Cuts came from the inside and like there's no mention of any
- 50:42other damage to this tent. Like this tent is a great nick
- 50:45apart from these cuts. Which is fucking crazy.
- 50:48And clearly, like, you know, no sign of a struggle.
- 50:50So like, there's no blood. There's no like hair, you know,
- 50:53like, say clumps of hair or anything like that.
- 50:55Like it's all just like it's sliced from the inside.
- 50:58That's all you got. Yeah, so basically she had
- 51:01concluded that the hikers were not attacked by outsiders and
- 51:04that they had done this themselves to get out quickly.
- 51:06The day after the tent was discovered, searchers found the
- 51:10first bodies. At 11:00 AM on February 27th,
- 51:13search party members Mikolai Sharvin and Yuri Koplatev
- 51:17spotted something dark near a large cedar tree a kilometer and
- 51:22a half downhill from the tent, Slobstoff's account states.
- 51:25While looking carefully around the area, they noticed something
- 51:29dark close to a cedar tree. There was a flat area next to
- 51:32the cedar, and on this were remains of a fire.
- 51:36About two or three meters from the fire they found Yuri
- 51:39Doroshenko frozen, without his his clothes and with his hand
- 51:43burned, and a little to the side they found Yuri Krevanchenko's
- 51:48in the same state. The two Yuri's lay in the snow
- 51:51in their underwear near the charred remnants of a small
- 51:54campfire. Krevanchenko's right foot was
- 51:57bare and his left had a single torn brown sock.
- 52:02Another half burnt sock lay by the fire.
- 52:05Doroshenko wore woolen socks layered under a thinner pair.
- 52:09Neither had adequate protection from the cold.
- 52:12The cedar tree told an intriguing story.
- 52:15Branches had been snapped off as high as 5 meters up, meaning
- 52:19someone had climbed in the dark and the freezing wind either to
- 52:23look toward the tent or to break wood for a fire.
- 52:27Lower branches 5 centimeters thick had been sawed off with a
- 52:30finished knife, and some of the branches were found next to the
- 52:34dying fire. So like, this is the, this is
- 52:37like a weird, well, like, it's all weird, But just the weird
- 52:40thing about this is that like, in order for them to leave the
- 52:42tent like this, you know, the theory is that they were
- 52:44terrified of something and they just went like 400 meters away,
- 52:49which like on a mountain, 400 meters, 450 meters is a long way
- 52:52to go. And then they were just like, Oh
- 52:54yeah, And now we'll just light a fire like it's.
- 52:57Yeah. You know, like there is being
- 52:59terrified and then there is not being obviously your right mind.
- 53:03So Korvanshenko's hands had third degree burns, the kind
- 53:08sustained only if the victim is conscious.
- 53:11He was awake for those burns. I don't actually know how that
- 53:14works, but that is just what I've read.
- 53:17Prosecutor Temple of his record states on the backs of his
- 53:20hands, the skin is torn. Between the fingers there is
- 53:24blood. The index finger is also torn.
- 53:27The skin on the left shin is torn and covered in blood.
- 53:31And shockingly, Krivashenko's hand had bitten a piece of his
- 53:34flesh from his own knuckle, and it was still in his mouth when
- 53:38they found the body. And it's not clear whether he
- 53:42had on this and like, you know what I mean, just out of like
- 53:46unintentionally or if he was to stop from screaming or, you
- 53:51know, whatever. Or if he was like if he had
- 53:53completely lost his mind and he tried to cook his hands and then
- 53:56eat it. Yeah, but that's that's that's
- 53:59we don't know like why that happened.
- 54:01Yeah. Umm.
- 54:02So temple of notes on Doroshenko, where his ear, lips
- 54:07and nose are covered in blood. His skin had turned deep brown,
- 54:11purple grey foam had seeped from his right cheek, and something
- 54:16dark and wet ran from his mouth. The autopsy pointed to lung
- 54:20failure, fluid flooding the Airways and tissue battered by
- 54:24some kind of impact to his chest.
- 54:27Both officially died of hypothermia.
- 54:30The medical evidence lined up with that assessment Swelling of
- 54:33the brain, darkened blood pooling in the heart, frostbite
- 54:37and Weisichensky. Wishnewski Wishnewski spots.
- 54:42Wishnewski spots on the stomach lining, which is a classic sign
- 54:45of freezing. However, the burns, the climbing
- 54:48and the knuckle biting were not the actions of men who simply
- 54:51lay down and froze. They were fighting for their
- 54:54lives. Well, in what way were they
- 54:56fighting? That's why I don't know.
- 54:58It's like how Like what was the story with like?
- 55:02Why? They're trying.
- 55:04They're climbing fucking trees. I guess I get this for whatever
- 55:07reason they find the tree like I I get that like either like they
- 55:11were up there. I like my theory on this is that
- 55:15these guys are not as affected by whatever happened as the
- 55:20other as the other guys and they're looking.
- 55:22And we'll get to that, yeah. I was like, they're out looking
- 55:25for people. So I thought, so maybe they
- 55:27claimed the tree to have a look. And while they're up there,
- 55:29that's knock some branches off so we can like this fire and
- 55:32stuff. But like, what I can't really
- 55:34explain is that why is his hand burned and why?
- 55:38Yeah, like he didn't just keel over and fall on a fire with his
- 55:41hand in the fire. Like there was, there was
- 55:43something and. He's in his bare feet and he's
- 55:45biting his fucking knuckle. Yeah, like.
- 55:47The knuckle is kind of. Really weird.
- 55:49Yeah. And like the fact that he took
- 55:51off enough flesh off of his hand for that to be found in his
- 55:56mouth like is. Yeah, it's a chunk of meat.
- 55:59It's yeah, it's it's like a lot like, and again, like maybe if
- 56:04you're at that point where you are suffering from hypothermia,
- 56:08he probably couldn't even feel that he was fucking non into his
- 56:11hand generally mean. He was probably just totally
- 56:13fucking numb and couldn't feel. I wonder, like, is the the fire
- 56:16something got to do with like frostbite, where like he can't
- 56:19feel his hand and he's like, I need to heat my hand up and he
- 56:23sticks his hand in a freak. That's what.
- 56:26Yeah. Like it's it's.
- 56:27Just a possibility. It's a weird one.
- 56:29Again, it only gets weirder from here.
- 56:31But like the initial, like these two guys, this is the least
- 56:36weird part of it all. But still, if it was just these
- 56:39two guys, you'd be like, that's weird.
- 56:42I wonder what? Happened.
- 56:43Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it.
- 56:45It gets so much, so much weirder.
- 56:47So three more bodies were found scattered along the slope
- 56:50between the cedar and the tent, positioned as if they were
- 56:53trying to walk back uphill, eh. Igor Diatlov and Zenada.
- 56:58Zena. It's Zenada, right?
- 57:01Yeah, but it's, it's at the start, it gives you the out and
- 57:04it says that. Igor and Zena were discovered on
- 57:09February 27th. Roostem Slobodan was not located
- 57:13until March 5th, right under a layer of snow.
- 57:16They were found at distances. It gives you all the nicknames
- 57:21at the start and you. You.
- 57:22I don't. I'm just reading.
- 57:24Them, what I'm saying here is like, as you were like doing
- 57:28this, you could have just replaced all their names with
- 57:31some really easy nicknames that they gave you.
- 57:33There's two Yuris, A Zena and a Rustic.
- 57:36It's fine, I'm doing it. I'm doing it now.
- 57:38I've lost my fucking place. I'm sorry.
- 57:40I'm sorry. Thank you again.
- 57:41I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 57:42I'm sorry. Where am I now?
- 57:43Verner Layer of snow. They were found at distances
- 57:45OF300480 and 630 meters from the cedar.
- 57:50Colin Grove made the closest to the tent.
- 57:52Diatlov had a fur coat unbuttoned over a sweater and a
- 57:56shirt. The shirt had started to had
- 57:59started the trip on Yuri Yudin, who gave it to Doroshenko.
- 58:03Diatlov had apparently taken it from Doroshenko's body at the
- 58:07cedar. Diatlov's socks didn't match and
- 58:10he had edema and blood in in his lungs.
- 58:13Kongarova had a bruise on her wrist shaped like a baton
- 58:17strike. Slobodan had a fracture in his
- 58:21skull. The official autopsy ruled the
- 58:23fracture non fatal and stated the death as hypothermia as it
- 58:28was for the other two. But the blood the outlaw was
- 58:30choking on, the bruise on Colungora, and the crack in
- 58:35Slobodan's skull raised questions that the ruling didn't
- 58:38answer. The final four bodies weren't
- 58:41found until spring, more than three months later, on May 4th.
- 58:45Searchers located them in a ravine 75 meters deeper into the
- 58:49forest beyond the cedar. They were buried under 4 meters
- 58:52of snow in a Creek bed, submerged in icy water.
- 58:56Lumita, Semion, and Alexander and Nikolai had three of the
- 59:02four warm layers that clearly had not been theirs originally.
- 59:07Clothing had been taken from the bodies of those who died first.
- 59:11Dubanina wore Korvinchenko's burned and torn trousers and her
- 59:16left foot and leg were bound in the shredded remains of a
- 59:19jacket. Solitary Off wore column grovers
- 59:23for a coat and hat. This is like, you know, those
- 59:26people, like, went ahead, had clothes on them.
- 59:28They, like, dropped. And then the people who were
- 59:30coming in behind them, like, saw that they were down, saw that
- 59:32they were in trouble, like, maybe realized they were dead.
- 59:35And we're just like, OK, we have to take their clothes because
- 59:37we're also not wearing enough. Yeah.
- 59:39But like, there's total panic. Like, you know, they were like
- 59:42chopping up the clothes and wrapping around their legs
- 59:44rather than just putting the clothes on.
- 59:46So like, you know, there's a, there's a case that they were
- 59:48all suffering from hypoxia, which is like when you're up
- 59:51like a mountain and it's the the.
- 59:52Lack of oxygen to your brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you.
- 59:55Start to hallucinate and you start to make really
- 59:57questionable decisions. And it's, it's just the because
- 1:00:01they're so experienced, it's just so unusual that like the
- 1:00:04whole group is, they're all experiencing the same like panic
- 1:00:08and delusion. Well, like it just for for that
- 1:00:11one, like just let's say we're we're all kind of drunk and one
- 1:00:15person says what we need to do is I'll jump into the sea.
- 1:00:20Like how many times do you see at that?
- 1:00:22Like a bunch of people are like, yeah, that's such a great idea.
- 1:00:24Let's jump into the sea. So like, yeah, I'm just, I'm
- 1:00:27just like, this is playing devil's avocado here where it's
- 1:00:31like if we were all open mountain oxygen deprived,
- 1:00:37so-called, like, I don't know, Like I worked for a fucking 20
- 1:00:41years on the buildings in Ireland.
- 1:00:44And we've had some winters where like I'm working on a roof with
- 1:00:49like, frosty, like timber. And you can't like when you go
- 1:00:55to grab a nail in your pocket, you can't feel the nails because
- 1:00:59it's so cold out. Now you imagine that like times,
- 1:01:02whatever, like, you know what I mean?
- 1:01:03Like it gets -10 is really cold in Ireland.
- 1:01:08So like you imagine what -40 is for these guys.
- 1:01:12So when we're talking about like, oh, they're wrapping claws
- 1:01:14around their legs and stuff like that.
- 1:01:16Like what if you can't feel your like, if you can't lift your
- 1:01:20legs, you can't bend your legs. Someone is like, let's just wrap
- 1:01:23ourselves. And there's no idea as a bad
- 1:01:27idea when you've got like no oxygen in your brain and you
- 1:01:30can't move your muscles. Like it just I, I just to play
- 1:01:35like whether it was like mass hysteria of these people or
- 1:01:40whatever it was, I think like logically like to, to say like
- 1:01:47that it's strange for like all of them to do these things.
- 1:01:51I think it's like it it kind of makes sense that they would all
- 1:01:54follow suit. Like especially like if if you
- 1:01:57look at like the likes of the outlaws is the the most
- 1:02:00experienced person here probably apart from Sasha maybe, but like
- 1:02:03no one's going to listen to the weird fucking gold toothed
- 1:02:07maniac who arrived. I would.
- 1:02:09Of course you, of course you'd be listening to your vagina.
- 1:02:13True, Sasha. I would.
- 1:02:15But what I'm saying here is like, if, if someone says, guys,
- 1:02:19just we need to get one now, just wrap yourselves.
- 1:02:23Just do it. Like, I think like people are
- 1:02:25going to follow suit and, and all kind of do it as, as weird
- 1:02:28as it sounds to us sitting in our, you know, our offices
- 1:02:33around Ireland and the UK, those decisions that they made on a
- 1:02:38mountain in the Urals in -40 Russia, while they're panicking
- 1:02:43for whatever reason, those decisions aren't like, I don't
- 1:02:46think we can judge them on the decisions that they've made.
- 1:02:49Oh, absolutely not, no. I mean like, I'm not judging
- 1:02:53them, but it is also just like. It's weird as folk, it is weird.
- 1:02:57So strange. Yeah, I'm not saying it's not,
- 1:02:59but I'm saying like until you're faced with and I don't want to
- 1:03:03be the guy that's like that, like you, we don't know.
- 1:03:05You guys don't know like in a. Snowstorm in Russia and then
- 1:03:09we'll talk. Just say you hate Russian makers
- 1:03:12and go. Like, but you get what I'm
- 1:03:14saying? Like, like we can't put
- 1:03:16ourselves into that position because how would you know what
- 1:03:19they'd what they do? How would you know what you
- 1:03:22would do in that position? Yeah.
- 1:03:23Yeah, I suppose. And it's, I guess it's the same
- 1:03:25thing as when you're watching a horror movie, being like, don't
- 1:03:28bitch. Like, why don't you go check
- 1:03:29what noise it is? I check noises all the time.
- 1:03:33What? You do.
- 1:03:35I am that dumb bitch. You're like, you're like, I hope
- 1:03:37I meet a serial killer. Yeah, yeah, you're just like,
- 1:03:40oh, who could be out here? Like I would rather like I, I, I
- 1:03:45have, I could relax more if I knew.
- 1:03:48I have to know what the noise is like what's happening.
- 1:03:52And I've like, maybe I've, maybe I've told the story on the
- 1:03:54podcast before. I, I do this all the time.
- 1:03:56But like when I was babysitting in the middle of fucking nowhere
- 1:03:59before when I was a teenager, there was like a scream from
- 1:04:02outside and this is the middle of nowhere.
- 1:04:04This is down by hook head And I was like shit myself and I
- 1:04:08called the guards because I was like, there is a woman fucking
- 1:04:10screaming. And they were like, Oh yeah,
- 1:04:12we'll be out Saturday night, be out in like fucking two hours.
- 1:04:16And they were like, we're telling you, there's nothing out
- 1:04:18there. And I was like, I don't care,
- 1:04:20like just fucking coming to. I was like pacing around the
- 1:04:22place like fucking Drew Barrymore from scream like shit
- 1:04:24myself at the TV muted. The two kids were asleep
- 1:04:27upstairs. They come out then and they go
- 1:04:30out into the back. There's like a porch, whatever,
- 1:04:33and there's a vanguard and a guard.
- 1:04:35And then he calls me out. And he was like, is this the
- 1:04:38noise? And I was like, stood there and
- 1:04:41I heard it again. And I was like, yeah, like,
- 1:04:42looking at them like, you're not going to go fucking do
- 1:04:44something. He's like, fox.
- 1:04:47That's the noise that female foxes make.
- 1:04:50I was like, what? Pulled his phone up, then on
- 1:04:54YouTube fox sex and then he showed me the noise.
- 1:04:58The exact noise female fox is making.
- 1:04:59It was the exact same noise I'd never heard living in this,
- 1:05:02living in the town on me life. I'd never heard a female fox
- 1:05:05screaming. And if you want an exact story
- 1:05:08again, folks, word for word, go back to the Banshee episode that
- 1:05:11we had in episode 19, maybe 20, Definitely talk about but like
- 1:05:20it's prevalent to now. But like you definitely, because
- 1:05:22we were talking about the the banshee and how we discovered
- 1:05:29like we are like, yeah, we think banshees are real in Ireland,
- 1:05:33but really it's just foxes riding.
- 1:05:35It's just foxes riding or it's like that one weird bird that
- 1:05:40sounds like a woman screaming. Is it a Kestrel?
- 1:05:43Is it a? Is it a Corn Creek?
- 1:05:45I'm not familiar in birds in bird law.
- 1:05:51Could you ask the birds? There's no, there's one of them
- 1:05:57at night which is like it it, it shrieks and it, it hunts that
- 1:06:01night. But there's I think certain owls
- 1:06:03that shriek. They don't all go like we have,
- 1:06:05Barnells shriek. Do Barnells shriek?
- 1:06:08They shriek. Yeah, and I only learned this
- 1:06:10the other day from a TikTok video, but apparently they
- 1:06:12shriek. I killed an owl on the road,
- 1:06:14yes. And I was fucking absolutely
- 1:06:17distraught because I Oh, no, yeah, I was there.
- 1:06:21What happened? I was, I was just driving down
- 1:06:23the road and for some reason I decided to take.
- 1:06:28No, it was, I was like stood on the road, but I didn't see in
- 1:06:31the last minute. And it was a road I wouldn't
- 1:06:33normally take. So I'd normally be on the
- 1:06:35motorway. That's an old man.
- 1:06:36But instead I was like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna take the dual
- 1:06:39carriageway today. And because I, I wanted to go
- 1:06:43through new bridge for just some reason, I took that road and I
- 1:06:47was like, oh, is that a bag in the middle of the road?
- 1:06:50Is like there's is that white bag in the middle of the road.
- 1:06:52And no, it was what I seen the wings flap.
- 1:06:56I was like, oh, I'm hitting this.
- 1:06:59Yeah. And I was, I, I lost sleep like,
- 1:07:02because like, you know, I wouldn't give you.
- 1:07:04Would you feel all? Like it's such a.
- 1:07:06You never heard an animal? Yeah, such a beautiful bird,
- 1:07:09like and I was like, ah, fuck a matter that's that's a terrible
- 1:07:13thing I've done. Oh well, I'm going to hell.
- 1:07:16I don't drive and like, I obviously I, I've most, most
- 1:07:19people I know drive, but like, I remember my brother coming home
- 1:07:23one night and he'd hit like a badger on the road and he just
- 1:07:26felt so awful. He was in Bates.
- 1:07:28He was just like, I don't even like he's like he's not even an
- 1:07:31animal person. But it's just the fact that it's
- 1:07:33like, I didn't fucking mean to do this horrible thing to this
- 1:07:36poor badger who's probably going home to his ma.
- 1:07:41Are they? Well, Badgers are bastards.
- 1:07:42Well, Badgers, no Badgers. We need to look after the
- 1:07:45Badgers. Badgers are one of our, our
- 1:07:48like, surviving animals, indigenous to Ireland.
- 1:07:52Well, like, look, it is a European badger.
- 1:07:53But like the fact that we have them in Ireland, we should be
- 1:07:56kind of looking after them because a lot of other animals
- 1:07:58we're not. So the government is doing a lot
- 1:08:02when it comes to making badger tax.
- 1:08:04Well, we, we have the badger tax.
- 1:08:06Yeah, we, we, we. Do have the Badgers now we?
- 1:08:09Do have badger trails that what they do is they've built like,
- 1:08:12pipes on the motorways. So like that the Badgers that
- 1:08:16want to wander from field to field, and they put badger
- 1:08:21pheromones in these tunnels so it entices the barrel.
- 1:08:25Yeah. So it brings the Badgers into
- 1:08:27the tunnels rather than across the road.
- 1:08:29And yeah, it saved a lot of Badger lives.
- 1:08:33I got in trouble when I was visiting my brother in Long
- 1:08:35Island because I was feeding possums and raccoons and of.
- 1:08:38Course you were. He was like, they're vermin, we
- 1:08:40don't want these. Like they're going to be ripping
- 1:08:42the fucking bins apart. And I was like.
- 1:08:44Yeah, they're so cute. Like we should we?
- 1:08:46Were just like they can RIP my bins apart.
- 1:08:49Don't make it weird. Possums are like, just like ugly
- 1:08:53cute. Yeah, and then everyone's like,
- 1:08:55oh, they carry rabies. They're actually, they're,
- 1:08:56they're immune to rabies, so they don't carry rabies.
- 1:08:59They're just weird looking. And you don't like them because
- 1:09:01they're weird, but they're actually very cute and sweet and
- 1:09:04they only live about two years, so let's lay off the possums
- 1:09:08anyway, so. North America's only marsupial.
- 1:09:14Yeah, and they're. So cute marsupial lives outside
- 1:09:17of Australasia. It's because they look like
- 1:09:20Badgers but they have rat tails and everyone gets freaked out by
- 1:09:23the tail. I think I should do my own
- 1:09:28wildlife podcast and put it up because I just love this.
- 1:09:32Because now why all I want to do is talk about animals.
- 1:09:35Yeah, I love it Like we can do. I have loads of little we can.
- 1:09:37Do an episode on wildlife because it is a lack of focus,
- 1:09:41focus, focus. It covers all the bases.
- 1:09:43We can just. You can be like, what's his
- 1:09:45name, Don? Rickles.
- 1:09:49No, an Irish fella, Don Conroy. Conroy.
- 1:09:52Conroy. Yeah, only my expertise would be
- 1:09:55in weird animal facts like wombats.
- 1:09:58Poop square. I know that's the cutest thing
- 1:10:01ever anyway. Dead people in Russia?
- 1:10:03Oh yeah, shit. So square shit.
- 1:10:06Autopsies to talk about. South autopsies performed on May
- 1:10:109th revealed severe injuries inconsistent with standard
- 1:10:13hypothermia cases. Lumila Dubenina.
- 1:10:17Her chest had been crushed. Ribs 2 through 5 on the right
- 1:10:21and two through 7 on the left were fractured along 2 separate
- 1:10:25lines. There was massive bleeding into
- 1:10:28the right heart chamber and internal hemorrhaging in the
- 1:10:32chest cavity. Her tongue and eyes were gone.
- 1:10:37This is where I get freaked the fuck out here.
- 1:10:40Soft tissue around her brow, left temple and upper lip was
- 1:10:44stripped away and her nose cartilage was flattened and
- 1:10:48broken. She survived the initial trauma
- 1:10:51by 10 to 20 minutes and may have been conscious when her fucking
- 1:10:55tongue was being cut out. Potentially.
- 1:10:58So Semyon, his right side was devastated. 5 ribs were snapped
- 1:11:04and two more fractures were on his left left.
- 1:11:07His rib cage suffered what's called flail chest, which is the
- 1:11:11loss of ability to hold its shape.
- 1:11:15A gaping wound on his right skull left, the bone visible.
- 1:11:19His eyes were also missing. A camera hung around his neck, a
- 1:11:24second camera distinct from the 1:00 left in the tent.
- 1:11:28He was found gripping a pen in one hand on a small notepad in
- 1:11:33the other. Searcher Vladimir Askinazi
- 1:11:37recalled. Colonel or Tikkov or whatever
- 1:11:40or. Or Dukov.
- 1:11:42Or Dukov snatching the notepad saying he's written nothing, but
- 1:11:48that notepad disappeared and was never entered into the case
- 1:11:52file. Nothing suspicious at all about
- 1:11:55that. Nothing to see here.
- 1:11:57He's written nothing. He's written nothing and then
- 1:12:00just yeah, never, never seen or heard from again.
- 1:12:03Which why are you're holding a pen in a pad?
- 1:12:06What's like, what stopped you like and what did you want to
- 1:12:11write? You wanted to write something
- 1:12:13like, I mean, if I'm like, if I'm running for my fucking life
- 1:12:17and I get a minute to sit and like write something, I don't
- 1:12:22know, it's that that freaks me. Out.
- 1:12:23It seems to be like an important piece of evidence that he was
- 1:12:26trying to create, yeah. Because it's, it's not like
- 1:12:28you're like, you know, oh, my last memory, tell, you know,
- 1:12:32tell my wife and kids I love them.
- 1:12:33It's not, it's not going to be anything like that.
- 1:12:35It's urgent enough to be like, they're fucking like monsters in
- 1:12:39these mountains or like there's, there's something, something
- 1:12:42fucking weird. So Nikolai, then.
- 1:12:45His skull had been shattered by a deep, splintered fracture
- 1:12:49running across both the top and the base.
- 1:12:52Fragments of bone had been driven into his brain.
- 1:12:55The forensic examiner compared the force required to being hit
- 1:13:00by a car. You can tell I'm loving this,
- 1:13:03can't you? Like, oh like.
- 1:13:04Yeah, we're in the gruesome bits.
- 1:13:06Yeah, we're in the gruesome bit. And you're just like, yes.
- 1:13:08Like fucking my hostile ass Alexander Kolevitov.
- 1:13:14By contrast, he had almost no significant trauma.
- 1:13:17There were minor scrapes on his hands and face.
- 1:13:20His neck was bent at an angle, likely post mortem settling.
- 1:13:26He died of hypothermia. He was found sitting close to
- 1:13:29zolotaria, positioned as if the latter was carrying or
- 1:13:33protecting him. The medical examiner under
- 1:13:37interrogation on May 28th, 1959, stated that the rib fractures
- 1:13:41occurred while the victims were still alive, caused by the
- 1:13:45action of a large force. He added that injuries appearing
- 1:13:50in such a way without any damage to the soft tissue of the chest
- 1:13:53are very similar to the type of trauma that results from the
- 1:13:56shockwave of a bomb. Regarding the missing tissue,
- 1:14:00the eyes and tongue, the official explanation point to
- 1:14:04simple composition. After three months in running
- 1:14:07water, running water being submerged and that for that's
- 1:14:11going to do horrible things to your body.
- 1:14:13But morgue pictures show that the damage around Dubanina's
- 1:14:18mouth and nose lacked the ragged look expected from predators or
- 1:14:23scavengers. The destruction looked precise.
- 1:14:26Her stomach held roughly 100 grams of dark brown matter,
- 1:14:30often misidentified as coagulated blood, which some
- 1:14:34researchers use as evidence that her heart was still beating when
- 1:14:38her tongue was removed. Just so you were going to, you
- 1:14:40were going to say something. I just again just talking about
- 1:14:45like why the eyes and and stuff would have been missing.
- 1:14:49Why do you think because it's been ruled out that it's
- 1:14:52animals? I don't think, I don't think it
- 1:14:54has been ruled out that it's animals.
- 1:14:55I think. I think that I think.
- 1:14:57They're just saying it is. Yeah, I think what you've
- 1:14:59written here has ruled out that it's animals.
- 1:15:03Like, there's a lot. Because it didn't.
- 1:15:04Contradictory evidence about a lot of these things like so like
- 1:15:08some people, like when you say like this person says it could
- 1:15:12be from a bomb. Someone else said it looks like
- 1:15:15they were hit by a truck, which obviously isn't what would have
- 1:15:18happened, but it was like trauma that would have been, uh, to
- 1:15:21that like to the extent of a small truck.
- 1:15:24Like. So like all of this kind of
- 1:15:26comes together, like there's different people saying kind of
- 1:15:29different things, whereas like to decompose for your eyeballs
- 1:15:34and your tongue to have decomposed within, but they
- 1:15:37were. Removed.
- 1:15:38Yes, that again, this is this is what has been stated by
- 1:15:44different people say different things.
- 1:15:45So the tongue was removed and or like and here's here's what I
- 1:15:50would say. If the tongue looks like it was
- 1:15:52removed, I would say it could quite possibly be that she bit
- 1:15:55her own tongue off while something.
- 1:15:58Like seizure and stuff. As well to see like just act
- 1:16:02like trauma hits and fucking your like face gets bet into
- 1:16:08something like I would say her she could have bit her tongue
- 1:16:11off while whatever hit her hit her.
- 1:16:14You get what I'm saying? There so like the the four of
- 1:16:16these, they were found at the bottom of a ravine.
- 1:16:18So like if they fell from a great height and they like
- 1:16:21smacked everything on the way down, it would be quite
- 1:16:24consistent with all of the injuries.
- 1:16:27There is an issue with that though.
- 1:16:28So that ravine is only I believe like 9 foot.
- 1:16:33Oh. Which, yes, so they said if they
- 1:16:36were to have sustained injuries from a fall, the fall would have
- 1:16:40to been from about 65 foot, I think they were saying.
- 1:16:44So like it would have had to been, yeah, it would have had to
- 1:16:46have been a lot bigger, like, so like again, the ravine down into
- 1:16:51this river is not as big as like again, I'm nine.
- 1:16:57Four is why it seems. Like you were hit by a truck.
- 1:16:59Yeah, yeah. Again, like they would have had
- 1:17:01to have fallen like 65 foot before they would have been able
- 1:17:05to get injuries to this extent. Look, don't get me wrong, it all
- 1:17:08is weird. And I'm the first person that
- 1:17:10will be like, let's find the weird thing.
- 1:17:13But I just think that like jumping to the straightaway, it
- 1:17:16couldn't have been animals or it couldn't have been this or it
- 1:17:19couldn't have been that. There's so much stuff that it
- 1:17:21could have been that I don't think we can rule out like
- 1:17:24animals. And again, we're looking at
- 1:17:25like. The autopsy was basically it's
- 1:17:27unlikely to have. Been predators to stop again
- 1:17:31like there's guys pulling no pads away they're, you know,
- 1:17:35like there's people saying different things yeah.
- 1:17:38So like I get like all I'm saying is let's not rule all of
- 1:17:42this. She was.
- 1:17:43Alive either way when it when it happened?
- 1:17:46Apparently so. The criminal investigation was
- 1:17:48led by prosecutor Lev Ivanov and the Sverdlovsk Regional
- 1:17:53Prosecutor's Office. He opened the inquest as soon as
- 1:17:56the first bodies were found. The case drew unusual attention
- 1:18:00from above. Ivanov superior Evgeny Oka chef,
- 1:18:04later noted that NI Klinov, head of the Having a bad time with
- 1:18:11you guys, too many scouts. I know Prosecutor's office
- 1:18:15personally attended the initial autopsies in Ivdel and stayed
- 1:18:19for three days, an unprecedented event in Ogashef's experience.
- 1:18:25Furthermore, AF yes Token, second secretary of the regional
- 1:18:30party committee stepped in and took control.
- 1:18:32The party was watching. So ocean as you said, high UPS
- 1:18:37mean like bad things. Yeah, because like they, I think
- 1:18:40like these guys got involved because when it was escalated up
- 1:18:44the chain so that someone would actually start a search party,
- 1:18:48it would have kind of gone around the houses with them that
- 1:18:50like, hey, look, you know this like, you know, the outdoor
- 1:18:54pursuits and hiking, you know, this thing that we're promoting
- 1:18:57and we're like saying is something that like lots of
- 1:18:58different people should be doing.
- 1:19:01We've had an incident and it seems to be quite bad.
- 1:19:03So it'll be a lot of them kind of looking at going, OK, we want
- 1:19:05to make sure that this isn't something that we need to worry
- 1:19:08about for longer than we need to worry about it.
- 1:19:10So the Mansi theory. Initially, investigators pursued
- 1:19:15an attack by the Mansi people. A Mansi shelter had been found
- 1:19:19North East of the campsite and a Mansi trail ran nearby.
- 1:19:22Several young Mansi hunters were arrested in March 1959 and
- 1:19:26interrogated. Investigator Vladimir Khratev
- 1:19:29later alleged the suspects were tortured during questioning
- 1:19:35under pressure. Gregory Kuryakov told
- 1:19:37investigators that the Mansi had no sacred sites near Dead
- 1:19:42Mountain. The theory quickly collapsed.
- 1:19:44Only the hikers footprints were found at the tent and there were
- 1:19:47no signs of a fight. Valuables, cameras and alcohol
- 1:19:50were left untouched. The Mansi themselves had joined
- 1:19:53the search from the beginning. Finally, the autopsy's results
- 1:19:56on the final four bodies in indicated trauma no human could
- 1:20:00inflict. So that's the thing with the
- 1:20:03with the the Mansi stuff is like this.
- 1:20:05This straight away went to all the Mansys are getting offended
- 1:20:09because like again, you would you would straight away be like
- 1:20:13these savages hold this mountain sacred is what is what they
- 1:20:17would be like. So like we we've got to go like
- 1:20:21the easiest route here is this is Occam's razor is like if you
- 1:20:25see a bunch of Russians dead on a mountain that these people
- 1:20:29hold sacred, it's these people that kill them.
- 1:20:31But then when they realize, like there's not sacred about that
- 1:20:34mountain. It's a mountain.
- 1:20:35That's the what they what way they describe that was like we
- 1:20:38see that as a mountain. There's nothing sacred about it.
- 1:20:42It's just where we live. And yeah, again, yeah, all the
- 1:20:45evidence kind of goes towards that these people were actually
- 1:20:49helping them rather than like, you know, they were just a
- 1:20:53friendly bunch of people. They didn't even have to.
- 1:20:55They weren't trying to hide it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:20:57They didn't. They didn't have to like the
- 1:20:59fact that they knew the mountain better than anybody else.
- 1:21:02It was actually them that helped them find their way to finding
- 1:21:06the bodies. So like it's just straight away,
- 1:21:10again, I don't want to sound like I'm touched with the walk
- 1:21:14mind virus, but like these white, these white people
- 1:21:18getting indigenous people and be like, got to be them, got to be
- 1:21:21them. So on May 18th, 1959, Ivanov
- 1:21:26ordered radiation testing on the clothing of the Final Four.
- 1:21:29Chief radiologist Leveshoff ran the analysis with alarming
- 1:21:34results. Dumanina's brown sweater
- 1:21:37registered 9900 radioactive decays per minute, almost double
- 1:21:42the Soviet safety threshold. Which is so funny because it's
- 1:21:44like a safety threshold for nuclear radiation.
- 1:21:48Soviet safety thresholds are. Is so funny to me.
- 1:21:57Almost double the Soviet safety threshold.
- 1:21:59After washing the fabric in cold water, the count dropped to
- 1:22:025200, meaning the con, meaning the contamination was
- 1:22:07radioactive dust on the surface. Kolotov's pants also showed
- 1:22:13elevated readings. Ivanoff noted that the readings
- 1:22:16at the time of death would have been far higher, as the remains
- 1:22:19had been intensively washed by melting water.
- 1:22:23However, a possible explanation exists.
- 1:22:25Grievanchenko had worked at the Mayak nuclear complex and
- 1:22:30participated in the cleanup of the Christian disaster.
- 1:22:34Kolatev had spent time at the Stop making me do words, and you
- 1:22:40wrote this? I mean, shell evens 40 and
- 1:22:47Kolomgrova came from a village within the contamination zone.
- 1:22:52Physicist Igor Pavlov later concluded that the contamination
- 1:22:56was consistent with MIAC dust receiving it before the trip.
- 1:23:02A specialist told Ivanov that the results were meaningless.
- 1:23:05Again, this is like Soviet radio, you know, radiation
- 1:23:09experts where they're just like, oh, yeah, he was working in a
- 1:23:12factory. Like, you know, that's like the
- 1:23:13normal radiation levels that we'd expect from someone.
- 1:23:16It is meaningless. So it's just like, yeah, you
- 1:23:18are, you are radioactive and. Everybody is radioactive.
- 1:23:22Yeah, exactly. Everybody.
- 1:23:23Not a big deal. And it's just like, yeah, that
- 1:23:25is the normal amount. And it's just like straight
- 1:23:27away, they're just like, no, no, no, it's not that.
- 1:23:29That's normal. But it's such a, we could go
- 1:23:33down to roads here. Well, you can go down three
- 1:23:35roads. He's the the one being like,
- 1:23:38that's the truth. It's fine.
- 1:23:41Number 2 is they're inept and they were like, ah, they were
- 1:23:48afraid of being like, I'm not Everything's fine.
- 1:23:50The radiation is normal because we're Russian and we're always
- 1:23:53playing around with radioactive shit.
- 1:23:55It's the 50s or #3 is that we've got a cover up for something
- 1:24:00else. So it's we checked for
- 1:24:03radiation, we found a lot of radiation and now we're saying
- 1:24:06we didn't find a lot of radiation.
- 1:24:08You get me? So like.
- 1:24:10There's. Like there's the possibilities
- 1:24:13here again because it is 1959 in Russia and we're not going to
- 1:24:17get many answers like right now the three of us investigating it
- 1:24:21here, but like. What if we solve?
- 1:24:24It the amount of light, I don't think we're going to solve it
- 1:24:27here, Danny, just spoiler alert for anybody that's listening.
- 1:24:30And like I, I do think that like no matter what anybody says
- 1:24:35here, and I'm going back to like when we talk about you can't say
- 1:24:39what is definitive because there's so much lies in the
- 1:24:42Soviet Union at this time. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:24:45Whether it's a, whether it's a cover up or just like people
- 1:24:48let, as we were talking about before with a, with Chernobyl,
- 1:24:53just people being like, oh, there's no problem here, you
- 1:24:55get, I think so they won't say what the problem is because they
- 1:24:59don't want to report a problem. So May 28th, 1959 the case was
- 1:25:03officially closed, just one day after Leveshoff signed the
- 1:25:06radiological report in the case file.
- 1:25:09A draft version of the closing resolution survives, including a
- 1:25:12full paragraph about radioactive contamination and a note that
- 1:25:17quote none of them was in contact with radioactive
- 1:25:21substances at his work or study. The draft is crossed out with a
- 1:25:26blue pencil. The final public resolution
- 1:25:30erased the radiation entirely. The official conclusion stated
- 1:25:34that members of the Diatlav group died due to a compelling
- 1:25:38natural force that they were unable to overcome.
- 1:25:41No further explanation was offered.
- 1:25:44Deputy Prosecutor General Yorokov flew in from Moscow to
- 1:25:48personally shut the case down. The files were locked away in a
- 1:25:51classified archive and the mountain pass was declared off
- 1:25:55limits for three years. See, like all of that just
- 1:26:00points to like some crazy cover up.
- 1:26:02Yeah, like, you know, guy comes in from Russia from like, you
- 1:26:05know, high-ranking guy comes in from Moscow and it's just like
- 1:26:09no problem. Radiation, that's not an issue
- 1:26:12was exposed. Not talking about that anymore.
- 1:26:14It's all shut down. Oh, and by the way, no one can
- 1:26:16go there for three years. So we'll have like 3 years of
- 1:26:19like, you know, snow freeze and tall, which would just
- 1:26:23absolutely destroy any like potential evidence of anything
- 1:26:27that could be up there. So I like playing devil's
- 1:26:29advocate with stuff like like obviously when you heard me
- 1:26:32before. But the further you get like
- 1:26:34when when it gets to like Russian hierarchy coming in,
- 1:26:39that's when you can kinda you can't play a devil's advocate
- 1:26:43anymore because straight away you go, oh, well, then something
- 1:26:47was fucked. Like something like nobody's
- 1:26:49nobody's coming in here making it look like a cover up if there
- 1:26:52was nothing to cover up. Yeah, with Yeah, this is yeah.
- 1:26:58Like, like there's, there's something going on here again,
- 1:27:01like we can it's. Really odd.
- 1:27:03Yeah, like. Again, like the easy explanation
- 1:27:05for all of this and like what they they call the official
- 1:27:08explanation is that there was an avalanche, eh, it was a slab
- 1:27:12avalanche, eh? So when it hits, it hits hard.
- 1:27:15So like those people got hit, older people went out searching
- 1:27:19for them, eh, or I didn't go out searching for them.
- 1:27:21They all like leg this. A couple of people got hit hard
- 1:27:24and got sent down into this ravine and then the rest of the
- 1:27:27people were outdated of hypothermia out looking for them
- 1:27:29in their socks and jocks and yeah, eh, animals came nums NUM
- 1:27:34nums on their eyeballs and their their tongue and their
- 1:27:39radiation. What the radiation they, they
- 1:27:41worked in, Yeah, they, they worked in a, a nuclear power
- 1:27:45plant. So that's why there was a small
- 1:27:48bit of radiation. And now nobody else ask any
- 1:27:51questions. The guy who was investigating
- 1:27:54the, them the murders like, so the guy who was doing the
- 1:27:58autopsy, he was only investigating murders.
- 1:28:01So he shut down his investigation straight away
- 1:28:04after he discovered that like they didn't kill each other or
- 1:28:07the mansi didn't kill each other or didn't kill them.
- 1:28:09He was like, OK, I'm shutting this down.
- 1:28:11People were like. Yeah, done now, Yeah.
- 1:28:12So, so people were like, no, you can't shut down.
- 1:28:14We we still haven't found out what killed them.
- 1:28:16And he said it doesn't matter what killed them to me.
- 1:28:18I just know humans didn't kill them.
- 1:28:20So it's not murder. So my investigation is done.
- 1:28:23And then the next guys that come in to investigate are the guys
- 1:28:26that walk in, go nothing to see here.
- 1:28:28Let's put tape around this and no one else can come here.
- 1:28:31It's suspicious. Yeah, so reports exist regarding
- 1:28:36the unusual physical state of the bodies.
- 1:28:39Yuri Kuncevic, cool fucking name by the way, who attended 5 of
- 1:28:44the funerals as a 12 year old. Remember their skin as having a
- 1:28:48deep brown tan? Search team member Sergei Sorgon
- 1:28:53described the colour as yellow, not orange.
- 1:28:56While discoloration is documented in Death by Extreme
- 1:28:59Cold, relatives also describe the hikers as having gone
- 1:29:04completely Gray. Trikina, examining the Final
- 1:29:08Fours clothes, noted they had some strange light purple hue,
- 1:29:12although their natural colors were different.
- 1:29:16I asked Boris, the medical examiner, don't you think the
- 1:29:19clothes are processed with something?
- 1:29:21And he agreed. The fact that they had open
- 1:29:24caskets though is baffling to me.
- 1:29:27So like you had like all apparently all nine had open
- 1:29:31casket funerals which is fucking.
- 1:29:35There's people missing their fucking eyeballs here.
- 1:29:38Close them up. Yeah.
- 1:29:40But this is proper like, you know, kind of urban legend where
- 1:29:43it's just like, Oh yeah, like their, their skin was like
- 1:29:45really tanned and their hair had gone white and their clothes
- 1:29:50were glowing purple like. And they had twist powers and
- 1:29:54one of the one of the heads looked at me, but like, it's,
- 1:29:56it's like it's boy everybody. Had looked at you get me the
- 1:30:03secret police. Get me the KGB.
- 1:30:06But every, every one of them are saying like, like I saw purple
- 1:30:12skin, I saw yellow skin, I saw Gray skin.
- 1:30:15It's like, okay, yeah, right. Who do we believe here then, you
- 1:30:18fucking rooskies? Yeah, so a separate group of
- 1:30:22hikers camping 50 kilometers S reported seeing strange orange
- 1:30:26spheres drifting across the sky at the night of the Diatlov
- 1:30:31group died. Similar objects were spotted
- 1:30:33over the following weeks by soldiers and meteorologists.
- 1:30:37Search party member Vladislav Carolyn described A fireball
- 1:30:41moving like a missile. A local newspaper, The Tagil
- 1:30:45Worker, printed a report about the fireballs while the hikers
- 1:30:49were still on their trek. The editor got in trouble for
- 1:30:52running the story. Now, none of these sightings
- 1:30:56were included in the 1959 investigation.
- 1:31:00Years later, Lev Ivanov admitted to muzzling the evidence, saying
- 1:31:05I did it myself. I withdrew the radiation test
- 1:31:09report. I was told to remove everything
- 1:31:11that is irrelevant. In 1990, after 31 years of
- 1:31:16silence, Ivanoff published an article stating his true belief.
- 1:31:20I stuck to the version of the death of the student hikers from
- 1:31:23exposure to an unknown flying object.
- 1:31:27Based on the evidence gathered, the role of UFOs in this tragedy
- 1:31:31was quite obvious. He claimed that when he reported
- 1:31:35his findings, Yoshtokan ordered him to classify and forget
- 1:31:40everything. Yeah.
- 1:31:45Aliens it has to be. That's what.
- 1:31:48I was. I'm going to, I'm going to go
- 1:31:50through the theories now. I'll run through these really
- 1:31:53quickly, but I I think it's quite clear.
- 1:31:59I think we all know it was aliens.
- 1:32:03So the first theory is the avalanche theory in February
- 1:32:062019. Russian.
- 1:32:08Russian. Russian.
- 1:32:10Russian burn coercion authorities reopened the case,
- 1:32:15strictly examining only three natural causes, an avalanche,
- 1:32:19slab avalanche or a hurricane. A crime was completely ruled
- 1:32:24out. On July 11th, 2020, Audrey
- 1:32:28Kirikov, representing the Prosecutor General's Office,
- 1:32:31announced the avalanche conclusion.
- 1:32:34It was a heroic struggle. There was no panic, but in those
- 1:32:37circ circumstances they had no chance of escaping their
- 1:32:42reconstruction. A slab of snow broke loose above
- 1:32:45the tent. The hikers heard it coming, cut
- 1:32:48the canvas and climbed downhill. The wind collapsed what was left
- 1:32:52of the tent. They made it to the cedar and
- 1:32:54started a fire. 4 removed to the ravine, dug a platform of
- 1:32:58branches and triggered a second collapse that buried them under
- 1:33:033 meters of snow, crushing their chests and skulls.
- 1:33:07In 2021, researchers using scientific models based on
- 1:33:11weather data and snow simulation code, notably code developed for
- 1:33:16Disney's Frozen, showed that a small but lethal slab I know
- 1:33:21slab avalanche was plausible triggered hours later by the
- 1:33:25hikers cuts into the hillside combined with wind loading.
- 1:33:30But here are the flaws. Searchers found no debris field
- 1:33:34or displaced snow typical of an avalanche.
- 1:33:36The skis standing upright near the tent were undisturbed.
- 1:33:40The slope angle, 28°, is lower than typical slab avalanche
- 1:33:44terrain. Experienced hikers like Yatlov
- 1:33:47would likely have recognized avalanche prone terrain.
- 1:33:50The footprints show people walking in an orderly line, not
- 1:33:54running. The theory does not explain the
- 1:33:57radiation, missing tissue or lights in the sky.
- 1:34:00Yeah, just for for the avalanche thing, they're like it it all is
- 1:34:05like when they put it out piece by piece there you kind of go,
- 1:34:08Oh yeah, that is the most plausible thing.
- 1:34:10Like people like were, yeah, like an avalanche came.
- 1:34:13So they got out of the tents in fear that they were going to get
- 1:34:16covered in snow. Then they walked whatever like.
- 1:34:20But then when they go through what it would take to make that
- 1:34:25set of circumstances actually happen, yeah, you've got some
- 1:34:28fucking tough dominoes to make fall for it all to kind of.
- 1:34:32Line up and so then we have the catabolic.
- 1:34:37Calabolic wins. UMM theory suggests sudden high
- 1:34:41speed cold winds rolled downhill in the Urals.
- 1:34:44These can reach hurricane force. The 2019 review confirmed
- 1:34:49extreme conditions that night. The theory holds that the wind
- 1:34:52made the tent uninhabitable, forcing emergency evacuation.
- 1:34:57But the flaw it does not explain why they cut their way out
- 1:35:01instead of using the entrance. And winds alone do not produce
- 1:35:04targeted, crushing internal fractures without marking the
- 1:35:09skin. Then we have infrasound, uh
- 1:35:12proposed by American filmmaker Donnie Eicher.
- 1:35:16This suggests that the wind flowing over the Dome summit
- 1:35:20generated uh, Karman vortex streets alternating spiral
- 1:35:26vortices producing infrasound. Studies show infrasound exposure
- 1:35:32can cause anxiety, fear, or difficulty breathing.
- 1:35:35Eicher proposed that infrasound cause overwhelming panic,
- 1:35:39driving the hikers to cut their way out and flee.
- 1:35:42The flaw infrasound doesn't explain the crushing injuries.
- 1:35:47Furthermore, acoustic scientists are not certain infrasound
- 1:35:51exposure causes extreme panic, and no documented case exists of
- 1:35:55a human killed by infrasound or experiencing the level of panic
- 1:36:00required to abandon shelter. That's another one that is like
- 1:36:04super, like, you know, you have to have the absolute perfect
- 1:36:06conditions in order to like, have this option be plausible.
- 1:36:11And it's like, look, it is, you know, it is a possibility.
- 1:36:13But like they did conclude that like they don't even know if
- 1:36:16infrasound can cause the conditions or cause the, the,
- 1:36:20the panic and the anxiety that may have led to them abandoning
- 1:36:25their their tent. You know, it's, it's, yeah, I
- 1:36:28think this one, like, really doesn't hold much water.
- 1:36:30Yeah, they, they have like these towns that they talk about with
- 1:36:34this home and it is infrasound, but people, people who live in
- 1:36:39these places, nobody is like running around in their jocks
- 1:36:46because it's like, again, there is people that say like they
- 1:36:49feel sick, they feel anxious all the time and they don't feel
- 1:36:52well because of it. But there was no like there's no
- 1:36:55panic unless this was something that like, again, like what
- 1:36:59you're saying, Oh, she, it doesn't hold water with me
- 1:37:01either. But like to play devil's
- 1:37:04advocate again, it's like if this was something that was
- 1:37:07brand new to them and they didn't understand what was
- 1:37:09happening to their body, they might have up and leg that.
- 1:37:14But I would say that this is like a 0.001% chance for me.
- 1:37:20That infrasound is the reason why they left that 10th.
- 1:37:24Yeah. We have paradoxical undressing.
- 1:37:28This is a physiological phenomenon occurring in 20% to
- 1:37:3350% of hypothermia deaths. As the body shuts down, the
- 1:37:37brain misfires, creating a false sensation of burning heat,
- 1:37:40causing victims to strip off their clothes.
- 1:37:43This explains why Doroshenko and Kurevenoshenko were found nearly
- 1:37:47naked at the cedar with the flaws.
- 1:37:50Evidence shows survivors deliberately removing clothing
- 1:37:53from the already deceased to stay alive.
- 1:37:56This points to calculated survival attempts, not
- 1:37:59confusion. Paradoxical undressing doesn't
- 1:38:02explain the initial fleeing of the tent or the crushing
- 1:38:06injuries. So like, a plausible thing here
- 1:38:09is that a couple of them had this kind of hypoxia where they
- 1:38:13would then strip off naked and they went off running and they
- 1:38:16went off running. And then the guys who weren't
- 1:38:20suffering from it were just like, oh, shit, we better go get
- 1:38:22them. Maybe they didn't feel like they
- 1:38:23had enough time to get dressed in order to go and catch them in
- 1:38:26time. But with being -40 and being
- 1:38:30practically naked like that cold will just get into you, like
- 1:38:32exceptionally quick. So like it is quite possible
- 1:38:36that like they went to try and save their friends, were very
- 1:38:39unsuccessful ads and then tried to like, you know, like, you
- 1:38:44know, take their clothes, but then realize, shit, we're too
- 1:38:47far away. We need to light a fire quick.
- 1:38:48And maybe then that, you know, like it kind of set in with them
- 1:38:51and that's how they ended up down there.
- 1:38:53Yeah, yeah, I would say that like, this is really plausible
- 1:38:56that it actually did happen to like.
- 1:38:59But again, this isn't that like, you know what, two things can
- 1:39:03happen. Like they can be attacked by a
- 1:39:06fucking bald eagle and also have had hypothermia and took their
- 1:39:11clothes off. You know what I mean?
- 1:39:12Like, So what if for people to be like, oh, this is this
- 1:39:16couldn't be the reason that they died, this paradoxical
- 1:39:20undressing. Yeah, but like I.
- 1:39:22Mean, yeah. But two things can happen.
- 1:39:24You know what I mean? It could be one of like, it
- 1:39:27could be one of the other things that we have on the list here
- 1:39:30and also they were stripping off because they were fucking
- 1:39:34hypothermic. Yeah, and then we have military
- 1:39:38tests. Uh, this is the prominent theory
- 1:39:40favoured by the hikers families. The Jiatlov campsite sat between
- 1:39:45the Bichner Cosmodrone and the. Chernaya.
- 1:39:51Chernaya guba or Juba guba? I was like asking scuba nuclear
- 1:39:59testing ground 2019 investigation confirmed rocket
- 1:40:02launches from the Kapushton Yard training range during the
- 1:40:07expedition through the launch site was deemed though the
- 1:40:11launch site was deemed not visible from the past the
- 1:40:15glowing spear OK. The glowing spheres have been
- 1:40:19attributed to or seven intercontinental missile debris.
- 1:40:23One specific version focuses on parachute mines designed to
- 1:40:28detonate in midair, producing massive internal trauma with
- 1:40:32minimal surface damage. Matching the autopsy findings
- 1:40:36exactly, records indicate the Soviet military tested parachute
- 1:40:41mines in that mountain range during that period.
- 1:40:44Flaw here. No declassified documents
- 1:40:47confirm military activity at that specific location on that
- 1:40:51specific night. Why would they though?
- 1:40:53Well, they don't, they don't declassify many documents in,
- 1:40:57you know, from like Soviet times and they don't declassify like
- 1:41:00modern documents either. So yeah, you know, it's, it's
- 1:41:03that thing where they can't confirm or deny.
- 1:41:05And like, this one is, you know, they're like, Oh yeah, we know
- 1:41:08that they were testing weaponry in this mountain.
- 1:41:11And it's like, what? Were they just like, fucking up
- 1:41:13all of the like, the indigenous people as well, you know?
- 1:41:17But there's not many reports on this.
- 1:41:19So then we have espionage. This theory focuses on Sasha.
- 1:41:24At 37, he was much older than the others.
- 1:41:27He was a World War 2 veteran and used a name that wasn't his,
- 1:41:31carried mysterious tattoos the group didn't know about, and
- 1:41:34switched expeditions 3 days before the departure for
- 1:41:38unexplained reasons. Like, literally, he had just
- 1:41:40said because it was longer and I guess he wanted to be out there
- 1:41:44longer. Yeah.
- 1:41:45He'd also spent time in learning a closed city due to uranium
- 1:41:50mining. Despite his brother's wartime
- 1:41:54collaboration with the Germans, Sasha was never expelled from
- 1:41:57the party. The theory proposes that
- 1:42:01Zolotrov and possibly Kryvanchenko, given his nuclear
- 1:42:05work, he worked in IT. So he was in College in the same
- 1:42:10university as the students, but he did also work in a nuclear
- 1:42:13plant at this time, which again would have explained a little
- 1:42:18bit of the radiation on his clothing, but not to the extent
- 1:42:23that was found. Basically it could point to a
- 1:42:27controlled delivery or handoff of nuclear materials.
- 1:42:31Details like the second camera Sasha fled with and notepad that
- 1:42:35Colonel seized the false name and the separation from the main
- 1:42:39group for burial support this. In 2018 Sasha's body was
- 1:42:45exhumed. No burial record for him
- 1:42:48existed, and Sverdlovsk, while a skull facial analysis matched
- 1:42:53initial DNA tests, found no genetic It's a connection to his
- 1:42:57niece, though a second standard test came back.
- 1:43:01Positive. Yeah.
- 1:43:02Just a lot of mystery behind this dude.
- 1:43:04Yeah, yeah, he's just like a weird guy and like they're.
- 1:43:08Going to happen with yeah, but like this thing.
- 1:43:10Where it's like 1 DNA theory was like Oh no, no relation.
- 1:43:13And then the second one, Oh no, they're actually related.
- 1:43:16Like, it's just like with him, there's just like, I think it's
- 1:43:19that people want him to be like the center of some conspiracy.
- 1:43:24So it's like, Oh yeah, let's dig him up.
- 1:43:26Let's do a skull analysis. He's the easiest person to kind
- 1:43:30of hone in on. Like he was the outsider that
- 1:43:33yeah, so the last last year I have and then we'll get into the
- 1:43:37conclusion. But we have a Yeti.
- 1:43:41That's it, that that's it. That's what was.
- 1:43:44I love yeah, he comes in. I would know where at the end
- 1:43:48it's like, yeah, it's like you're watching a marathon and
- 1:43:52you're like, who's going to win the marathon?
- 1:43:53And like at the second, yeah, he just runs past everybody and
- 1:43:56just gets past the line, which. I would love I would love a Yeti
- 1:44:01to be real. I really would.
- 1:44:02So this would be like my favorite theory Yeti got a.
- 1:44:05Funny thing I've seen this that they were making jokes about the
- 1:44:10snowman and stuff before in this newspaper but they took a
- 1:44:13picture. Yeah, that's what you were
- 1:44:15saying when you were like. Did you see this now I don't
- 1:44:20know what if it's a hoax or what, but like apparently they
- 1:44:24took a picture. I'm one of these pictures to
- 1:44:27have like a Yeti looking thing kind of in the background.
- 1:44:31Now again, this holds no water with anybody.
- 1:44:34No one believes that this is an actual thing like that.
- 1:44:36This is the Yeti that they they have a picture of, but it's
- 1:44:40just, it's funny that this kind of seems that they're making
- 1:44:44jokes about that they're going on an adventure to find the Yeti
- 1:44:48and then they all end up dead and torn to bits and smashed up.
- 1:44:53And yeah, I don't think it was the Yeti.
- 1:44:57I think the Yeti was watching whatever happened and he has the
- 1:45:00answers. I can't ever be afraid of the
- 1:45:03Yeti though, because I anytime we think of it is you guys have
- 1:45:06both seen monsters. Right.
- 1:45:08Yeah, perfect. Yeah, it's it's the, it's the
- 1:45:10best character. It's so.
- 1:45:14Funny. It's the funniest thing.
- 1:45:16And it's like, it's basically just like Mike and Sully get
- 1:45:18like excommunicated and they're kicked out and they're banished.
- 1:45:21And then in the in the snow on this like big hulking, scary
- 1:45:25figure walks towards him. It's like a Yeti.
- 1:45:28And he's like, welcome to the Himalayas.
- 1:45:30And he's like the best. He's just like a solid dude.
- 1:45:34Yeah, just sort of like make some snow cones and stuff and
- 1:45:37he's so good, but I can't think of a Yeti without thinking of
- 1:45:39him because I'm like, I can't be scared of that guy.
- 1:45:41Fun fact, the guy who does his voice does a voice in every
- 1:45:45Pixar movie. Yeah, it's a.
- 1:45:48Ratzinger, isn't it? Or whatever.
- 1:45:49Is that ratzing John Ratzer? Yeah, it's from from.
- 1:45:53Cheers. Yes, exactly.
- 1:45:54Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:45:55Isn't he like the school of fish?
- 1:45:57Yes, in Nemo. And he's like.
- 1:45:59Mack the truck, he's just he's. Mack the truck.
- 1:46:02Yeah, He's so funny. He's already.
- 1:46:04He's really. Good.
- 1:46:05In Toy Story, he's Yeah, yes. So yeah.
- 1:46:09Another guy who like has a lot of voice acting gigs is really
- 1:46:12funny. It's just that Billy West who
- 1:46:14does fry from drama and and Bender.
- 1:46:17He doesn't do Bender. No not he doesn't do Bender so
- 1:46:20he does fry, but he does like a bunch of other different.
- 1:46:23Character Maggie or does Bender? Yeah, Bender.
- 1:46:26Yeah, sorry. That's anyway.
- 1:46:28OK, so the Eddie. How long is that still going,
- 1:46:31guys? Let's talk about Futurama for an
- 1:46:33hour. Alex, you can, you can cut that,
- 1:46:36that's fine. But.
- 1:46:38That's the only thing I had fun listening to to put all of the
- 1:46:43rest of the podcast and leave the Futurama stuff in.
- 1:46:46We talked about Badgers. You were happy with I?
- 1:46:49Was quite happy. It seems like such a long time
- 1:46:51ago now though. Oh my God, Like we're not doing
- 1:46:58bats, We're not talking about aliens.
- 1:47:00Like and fuck I don't care. We can talk about you.
- 1:47:03I was going to say. It is a very me and ocean heavy
- 1:47:06episode because we've got Russians and death lots of.
- 1:47:09Russians. Like that's you're, you are left
- 1:47:12out here, Justine, I'm sorry. To be honest with you Danny,
- 1:47:14this is a very just the episode, but I feel like I can't jump in
- 1:47:18and talk talk for 1/2 an hour each time I want to because
- 1:47:21there's so much to talk about. But you could have been anyway.
- 1:47:26Or let me just finish it up here and we can get your points in.
- 1:47:29Conclusion. We have miscellaneous and
- 1:47:32fringe. Series 1 is a Yeti based on the
- 1:47:35joke in the evening or Toten newspaper.
- 1:47:39The second one is escaped prisoners mistaken identity by
- 1:47:43gulag guards on prison breakouts were reported that night.
- 1:47:46So they might have run into some prisoners in the mountains.
- 1:47:50Unlikely though because they were in the middle of fucking
- 1:47:52nowhere. And then we also have a theory
- 1:47:54of romantic jealousy so a fight within the group.
- 1:47:57Diaries show no friction. No human could ever deliver
- 1:48:01those injuries, so we don't know if it was like.
- 1:48:04Two of them were a couple and then broke up before yes.
- 1:48:09So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So what?
- 1:48:12Not one of the eweries, I forget which one it was.
- 1:48:15Well, anyways, it was that the girl who you keep calling
- 1:48:18blagety blag. It was her name Yanni.
- 1:48:20And you keep calling her by your second.
- 1:48:23Who cares? But like they were a couple and
- 1:48:27then there was apparently there was a little bit of like rowing
- 1:48:31before, like as the way they talk it, like we were looking at
- 1:48:35the newspaper and stuff like that, that they're all having
- 1:48:37the best crack and everything is fun.
- 1:48:39And but there is a little bit of weirdness because you're one is
- 1:48:45Diatlov's friend, but she had been going out with this.
- 1:48:50I think it was the other Yuri, now that I come to think of it,
- 1:48:53and she was going out it. Was one of the years.
- 1:48:55So she was, she was going out with him, but they'd broken up.
- 1:48:58There was a little bit of kind of like, do you guys still want
- 1:49:00to go on this hike because you're no longer a couple?
- 1:49:02And they were like, they agreed. Yeah.
- 1:49:04But like, you know, yeah, there was a little bit of bad blood,
- 1:49:07but also there was apparently, like the night before with
- 1:49:11Sasha, there was a little bit of contention that they were like,
- 1:49:14we shouldn't bring this guy along with us.
- 1:49:16Yeah, she didn't want him on at all.
- 1:49:17Exactly. She was like, I don't know this
- 1:49:18weird guy, I don't want him around.
- 1:49:20And apparently they get they all made-up and everything was fine
- 1:49:23afterwards. Like according to like the
- 1:49:25journals and stuff like that. Well, to say that like
- 1:49:27everything was fun and songs and dances and there was no
- 1:49:31contention would be like a little bit off what actually
- 1:49:35happened. I mean you're spending
- 1:49:36essentially 3 weeks with a bunch of people anyway.
- 1:49:40Such close quarters. It's not going to be like all
- 1:49:42the sunshine and roses. But what kind of a fight would
- 1:49:45break out that you'd be like, hey, stop touching my?
- 1:49:49Now I have flair ribs so. Yes, so all nine people that are
- 1:49:52run out of let's RIP a hole in this tent because you're fucking
- 1:49:56my girlfriend and. Now my tongue is gone like.
- 1:49:59I'm so jealous. I've got to rip your eyes out.
- 1:50:01Yeah, I don't. I don't think that's what
- 1:50:03happened. I mean, I don't know, Russian
- 1:50:04people fight differently, I guess.
- 1:50:06I don't know. Maybe it's so Yuri Uden carried
- 1:50:11the weight of this his decision to turn back.
- 1:50:13For the rest of his life, he never married or had children.
- 1:50:17He held on to the small teddy bear that Lumila gave him.
- 1:50:20Uden spent years at a magnesium plant near Perm, then moved into
- 1:50:25city government until he retired.
- 1:50:27But he kept hiking. His theories about what killed
- 1:50:31his friends changed. But they always aim towards
- 1:50:34something man made. Military testing chemicals,
- 1:50:37radiation or explosives. Like the families, he never
- 1:50:41accepted the natural cause explanation.
- 1:50:45In the final years he withdrew from the world.
- 1:50:49Yudin died on April 27th, 2013 at the age of 75.
- 1:50:54Heart failure. His ashes were laid to rest
- 1:50:56beside the seven friends he lost in Mikashvo Cemetery.
- 1:51:01The mountain pass was renamed in the group's honour.
- 1:51:05A monument stands at the cemetery.
- 1:51:07A memorial plaque was unveiled in Salikansk in 2016 for Yudin,
- 1:51:13and the University Touring Club now bears Igor Dyotlev's name.
- 1:51:17In conclusion, at the final unidentifiable image on
- 1:51:22Kripenchensko's film shows figures barely visible through
- 1:51:26the wind and snow on the afternoon of February 1st frame
- 1:51:30#34 The last exposure is completely blurred, showing only
- 1:51:34darkness and a bright 8 sided globe.
- 1:51:37Investigators dismissed it as degraded film.
- 1:51:40Some view it as evidence of UFOs or other fringe theories.
- 1:51:44Camera experts offer a duller explanation.
- 1:51:47The shape catches the 8 bladed aperture inside the lens.
- 1:51:51If the lens barrel wasn't pulled all the way out before firing,
- 1:51:55the result is that, shaped of a BLOB of light, the camera
- 1:51:58shutter was found half wound, suggesting the exposure happened
- 1:52:02unintentionally while someone was advancing the film.
- 1:52:06New researchers continue to examine the case.
- 1:52:09Around 75 theories exist. Every theory explains some of
- 1:52:13the evidence, but no theory explains all of it.
- 1:52:16What happened on the slope of Dead Mountain remains formally
- 1:52:20and functionally unsolved. Do do do do do.
- 1:52:25A lot of it's like unsolved, like this is, you know, the fact
- 1:52:29that people like feel so strongly about it is the fact
- 1:52:32that like, you know, the, the higher ups in the Communist
- 1:52:34Party turned up to like make sure that like, Oh yeah, look,
- 1:52:39we're going to like nip this in the boat.
- 1:52:40We don't want anything weird. The radiation stuff.
- 1:52:42It's not that they said it was like, Oh yeah, that's not the
- 1:52:45cause of it. It's just they didn't want
- 1:52:47anyone talking about the radiation.
- 1:52:49And it's probably because they were like, OK, if people talk
- 1:52:51about the radiation, maybe they'll look into like, how
- 1:52:53effective our plants are, like how safe our plants are.
- 1:52:55Yeah, why are people who work in our plants walking around with,
- 1:53:00like, so much radiation on their clothes?
- 1:53:03I bring you peace I think you love.
- 1:53:08Don't be a breathing. Like why are they glowing in the
- 1:53:11fucking dark? So the party would have just
- 1:53:13been like, no, no, no, there's not like the radiation's not
- 1:53:16important. Let's not look at that.
- 1:53:17And like then if people start talking about like fucking
- 1:53:19aliens and UFOs and yetis the party just be like, good, good.
- 1:53:24They're not looking at the radiation and.
- 1:53:25That last picture is fucking terrifying.
- 1:53:29Thank you Justy for. That that is so the way you're
- 1:53:33talking about me here is that I'm not interested in this.
- 1:53:36I'm very much so interested in this.
- 1:53:38I'm I'm I'm just not interested in knowing all of their Russian
- 1:53:43names. But the thing that I find so
- 1:53:47interesting, eh, with this is the kind of the fact that there
- 1:53:51is so many avenues as as ocean saying they're like the way
- 1:53:55they're talking about, like the radiation on the the clothes.
- 1:53:58That's one thing that like they're covering that up, but
- 1:54:03not not necessarily because that's a problem like that.
- 1:54:06That is what happened here. It's could be something else.
- 1:54:09So like there's so many different Ave. like and then we
- 1:54:12go into the Mansi tribe and you're like, I want to know the
- 1:54:15back story of these this whole fucking tribe and how they live
- 1:54:18in this place. They're so.
- 1:54:19Dangerous to know more about the man that's.
- 1:54:21What I'm saying so. I think that.
- 1:54:22I want to know more about and then we have this this picture
- 1:54:25that they've taken that looks like there's some Yeti or
- 1:54:28whatever it is. It could just be Sasha off
- 1:54:30taking a piss or whatever it is. But like but like I want to know
- 1:54:35more about this picture. These guys seen lights in the
- 1:54:37sky and the aliens. It was like, again, to look at
- 1:54:42it in a logical view. Like in Russia, there's a shit
- 1:54:45load of meteors that fall because like up there in the
- 1:54:49rural Urals and you've got you've got say that 10 times
- 1:54:54fast, but like you've, you've got no light pollution.
- 1:54:58So when you see the night sky, you're seeing like, what are
- 1:55:02fireballs in the night sky? But really like, could they just
- 1:55:06be meteorites and and stuff like that?
- 1:55:08Like again, what is name of that for?
- 1:55:11Do you guys know that massive meteorite that hit and it just
- 1:55:15like knocked down every tree and it happened in Russia?
- 1:55:18It was the fucking name of it. Is is absolutely jumping out of
- 1:55:22my brain right now. It is the Tunguska.
- 1:55:25Event, Yes, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:55:27So. That was in I was in like 1908.
- 1:55:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, so again. There is a bunch of.
- 1:55:33Yeah, like it's, it's, it's just what I'm saying is it's not
- 1:55:36unusual for lights to be in the sky in like the middle of
- 1:55:40fucking nowhere out in the Urals or in Siberia or whatever it is
- 1:55:44out here in Russia that is out in the fucking wilderness.
- 1:55:47Like, but again, I can't rule out that it's not fucking aliens
- 1:55:52because people are saying so like there's so many different
- 1:55:55accounts. Like, is it were the military,
- 1:55:59the, the, the, the software Sasha talking about?
- 1:56:03Like was this guy out here, uh, trying to kill people?
- 1:56:08Because they're like, there was the whole, are they leaking
- 1:56:11nuclear secrets to the Americans as well?
- 1:56:14That was another one. And Sasha was sent out there to
- 1:56:17kill everybody. And, you know, there was a bunch
- 1:56:19of people who were just collateral damage because he
- 1:56:20needed to kill two people that worked in a nuclear facility.
- 1:56:24Also, the Russians were testing small nuclear weapons.
- 1:56:30Like not nuclear explosions, but like bio weapons that were like,
- 1:56:34yeah. Like personalized.
- 1:56:36Exactly what? Sorry.
- 1:56:37Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were talking about this
- 1:56:40sound thing here where it's like, yeah, that that was an
- 1:56:43actual weapon and not just the sound coming from the wind
- 1:56:46through the mountains, that there was another thing saying
- 1:56:49like that the Russians were testing out these weapons that
- 1:56:52they wanted to use in America that like, basically the brown
- 1:56:55noise. Could we make Americans shit
- 1:56:57themselves? There are weapons nowadays that
- 1:56:59are based on sound waves. Exactly.
- 1:57:01So like this technology, you know, they, they have been
- 1:57:04developing alternate technologies for weaponry for a
- 1:57:07very long time. So it's very possible that they
- 1:57:09would have had like this kind of like Sonic weapon that they
- 1:57:12would have been testing. Exactly this one tickles me in
- 1:57:14so many fucking different directions because.
- 1:57:17Like you were saying like Sasha at the start, like you know when
- 1:57:19he like met up with all these people, he said to like someone.
- 1:57:22The quote is this whole world will start talking about this
- 1:57:25trek. They will soon find out about
- 1:57:27everything. Like it's yeah.
- 1:57:29Oh fucking ominous. Really ominous.
- 1:57:32The way they explain that is that he was like, oh, nobody's
- 1:57:35ever done this trek in the winter.
- 1:57:37Nobody's ever. So no one's ever gone through
- 1:57:39this pass. It wasn't called the Atloff Pass
- 1:57:42at the start because that would have been a big coincidence.
- 1:57:44That actually would have been a lot of foreshadowing.
- 1:57:46I imagine. It was like why is this thing?
- 1:57:49After you, I don't know. The name just passed after me
- 1:57:53and because I survived very much to go through here.
- 1:57:56No, it's so like the way that we're talking about this pass as
- 1:58:01well, that like this is going to be one of those like we're all
- 1:58:04going to get like our third degree grade for going through
- 1:58:07this pass because it's so dangerous and but we're going to
- 1:58:10be able to do it because we're superhuman or whatever it is.
- 1:58:15But like, yeah. But again, it's just the wording
- 1:58:18of that. So like when when you talk about
- 1:58:21like, oh, he just means that everybody's going to be talking
- 1:58:24about you guys because you've done.
- 1:58:27The the. Unthinkable here and you've gone
- 1:58:28through that pass of winter. But when you look at the actual
- 1:58:31words, it's just, it looks like no people are going to be
- 1:58:35talking about this because something fucked up is going to
- 1:58:37happen up here. Yeah.
- 1:58:39Yeah, legit. Our names will ring in infamy
- 1:58:42forever, in a good way. Like what are we talking?
- 1:58:47What are we talking about here, Sasha?
- 1:58:48What I think happened, so I'm going to give you what what I
- 1:58:51think happens, OK? I think aliens came down in a
- 1:58:54ball of fire. Oh, yeah.
- 1:58:56They beamed metaphysical Bigfoot down.
- 1:58:59Fuck yeah. They gave him a nuclear sound
- 1:59:03weapon that he used to make a slab avalanche.
- 1:59:06And that's kill them all. I I think you've cracked it.
- 1:59:11I think you've cracked it. I think it was definitely
- 1:59:13military. I think it was they were
- 1:59:16unknowingly. Or army aliens.
- 1:59:18No. It was a military grade Bigfoot.
- 1:59:22Yeah. Like unknowingly.
- 1:59:27General Yeti OH. God.
- 1:59:30Brigadier General Bigfoot. But Danny, I do believe that
- 1:59:34like if, if anything is put like, you know what I mean of of
- 1:59:38the plausible things, I think you might be right there with
- 1:59:40that one like that the military, like I, I think the most
- 1:59:45plausible here is that. I think they were testing in
- 1:59:49those mountains. Yeah.
- 1:59:50And then they like unknowingly like just fucking set up camp
- 1:59:54when they were doing all sorts, all sorts of like fucking like
- 1:59:57weapons testings or whatever. And then they got like poisoned,
- 2:00:01but like, or you know what I mean?
- 2:00:02Like whatever the fuck happened, I think it it was military,
- 2:00:06especially for the fact that they closed it off for like so
- 2:00:08long afterwards. Like it has to be like fucking
- 2:00:12military because the Russians are sneaky cunts anyway.
- 2:00:15So it has to be something like that.
- 2:00:17I like I like my explanation better.
- 2:00:23Face Yeti. Fine, whatever.
- 2:00:25It was Badgers. Don Conroy.
- 2:00:31So I don't think we're going to do any better than I don't think
- 2:00:35we're going to get the explanation now.
- 2:00:37So I'm on board. I think take us home.
- 2:00:40OK, ladies and gentlemen, we we figured it out that the out of
- 2:00:46pass has been once and for all put to beds.
- 2:00:50It was aliens plus Bigfoot, plus their reverse vampires in
- 2:00:57conjunction with our parents. And yeah, those nine people died
- 2:01:03and may they rest in peace. Today's podcast has been
- 2:01:08produced by Alex Quinn, and he has a hell of a job putting this
- 2:01:14together. I've been just the he's been
- 2:01:18ocean and leading the charge today has been Danny Thomas.
- 2:01:22Thank you for hanging out with us for a spell.
- 2:01:26See you guys. Soon, bye, bye.