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DONKEY: Florida Woman Arrested After Threesome Goes Wrong · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: You mentioned to watch out of Florida, Milorada. The craziest
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  Speaker 1: people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: or a donkey's a Florida man at tapped an ATM
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  Speaker 1: for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money.
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  Speaker 1: Florida man is arrested after that win. He said he
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  Speaker 1: rigged the door to his home in an attempt to
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  Speaker 1: electric hit his present lights. Police arrested in Orlando. Man.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking of Famido the Praactice Club. Bitch you Donkey
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  Speaker 1: of the Day with Charlam Hayne, a guy. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this.
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  Speaker 1: It's not me, little Dubas, Okay, it's Florida. Donkey of
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  Speaker 1: to Day for Thursday, November twentieth, goes to a clear Water,
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  Speaker 1: Florida woman named angel Lynn Carl What does your uncle
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  Speaker 1: sy'all always say to you about the great state of Florida?
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  Speaker 1: Say it with me. The craziest people in America come
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  Speaker 1: from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is
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  Speaker 1: no exception. And I must say, boy, Florida got the
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  Speaker 1: Bronx beat by a long shot. Okay, I'm starting to
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  Speaker 1: realize the Bronx is just pretty violent. All right. Folks
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  Speaker 1: in Florida are legitimately crazy, and it's the difference between
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  Speaker 1: being violent and crazy, and people in are nuttier than
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  Speaker 1: a yellow bag of Eminem's. Okay, you don't believe me,
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  Speaker 1: look no further than Angel Curl. Okay, I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 1: a word right now, and that word will cause a
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  Speaker 1: visceral reaction to many out there. And the word it's
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  Speaker 1: three fome. Some people like to invite others into their bedroom. Okay, personally,
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  Speaker 1: I'm too in decisive for a threesome. I learned that
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  Speaker 1: a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long long
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  Speaker 1: long time ago. Okay, early twenties, back when we was
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  Speaker 1: in these streets whil' on drugs drinking. I realized that
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  Speaker 1: things like threesomes are way too overstimulating for me. All Right,
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  Speaker 1: Some things you try once and you know you cool on.
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  Speaker 1: And I couldn't even imagine that my big grown age
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  Speaker 1: partaking in such things. But I'm not knocking anyone who
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  Speaker 1: lives that lifestyle, do you, boo. But just know I've
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  Speaker 1: seen TWA one and TWA two. I have no reason
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  Speaker 1: to want to open Pandora's box. One box is enough
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  Speaker 1: for me, but some folks have to learn that the
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  Speaker 1: hard way. That leads me to the story of Angel
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  Speaker 1: Lynn Curl. Now. According to police reports, Angel Lynn Curl
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  Speaker 1: and her boyfriend both forty seven years old my age. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: they were bought in nineteen hundred and seventy eight, like me.
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  Speaker 1: They invited a female friend over to their apartment in
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  Speaker 1: clear Water, and according to reports on the smoking gun,
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  Speaker 1: they intended to engage in the hot, steamy, sweaty sexual
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  Speaker 1: activity hunching and that floor to humidity. Yep, that's what
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  Speaker 1: they intended to do. They wanted to be grown. But
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  Speaker 1: for some strange reason, the three some didn't happen. Police
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  Speaker 1: don't mention a reason. Okay, they don't mention a reason
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  Speaker 1: for the night taking a turn, but the police did
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  Speaker 1: say that at some point all parties declined participating in
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  Speaker 1: sexual activity. Let the record show this is the adult
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  Speaker 1: version of scheduling a play date and then happening the
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  Speaker 1: play date not happen. Okay, But it's not that all
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  Speaker 1: parties declined to participate and in sexual activity. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's not that all the parties. It's not just that
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  Speaker 1: all the parties declined to participate in sexual activity. It's
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  Speaker 1: what happened after all the parties declined to participate in
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  Speaker 1: sexual activity. See, Angel must have been very horny. Ael,
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  Speaker 1: you're not yourself on your horny because Angel turned into
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  Speaker 1: a devil all right. The disappointment of not being able
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  Speaker 1: to pull back some meat curtains must have been too
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  Speaker 1: much for the Angel to handle. I mean, Angel must
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  Speaker 1: have been feeding the feast on a fur burger, because,
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  Speaker 1: according to police and the witness who happened to be
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  Speaker 1: the other woman, Angel started punching her boyfriend in the
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  Speaker 1: face one fifteen on a Sunday morning. All of y'all
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  Speaker 1: should have had y'all asses in the bed getting some
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  Speaker 1: sleep so you could prepare to be in somebody's church
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. But no, y'all up ready to have
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  Speaker 1: a meat and too badge combo meal. That meat and
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  Speaker 1: too bad combo meal didn't happen. So now Angel like, hell, no,
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  Speaker 1: if we're not beating up no fish lips, something getting
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  Speaker 1: beaten in this house tonight, and it's going to be you.
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  Speaker 1: So she started beating on her boyfriend, and she was
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  Speaker 1: placed under arrest for domestic battery fellas toxic femininity doesn't
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  Speaker 1: get disgusted enough. Okay, this is why so many men
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  Speaker 1: are choosing to bear over women. I mean, just think
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  Speaker 1: about this. Clearly based off what we now know, all right,
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  Speaker 1: this threesome was Angel's idea. So her boyfriend decides he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't want to do it. Okay, the other woman decides
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't want to do it, and then Angel beats
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  Speaker 1: up the boyfriend. Based off recent events of the last
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  Speaker 1: two years, Angel should be charged with a RICO. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you organize the freak off, and then when I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to participate, I get beat on, all because I
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  Speaker 1: didn't want to put a deposit in somebody else's meat wallet. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm all for sexual liberation the women. I think women
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  Speaker 1: should be able to make whatever sexual decision they want.
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  Speaker 1: But if I change my mind as a man about
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  Speaker 1: whatever we have planned to do sexually, then respect my decision, ma'am. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that should not lead to me getting beat on just
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  Speaker 1: because I don't want to plant my seed in another
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  Speaker 1: woman's lady garden. What if all I wanted was one
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  Speaker 1: penis glove? Better? Yet, what if all I needed was
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  Speaker 1: one penis glove, and I realized that in that moment
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  Speaker 1: the energy wasn't right. I wasn't feeling it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have to give a reason. No means no, ma'am. And
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  Speaker 1: if the penis glove don't fit, then another woman can't
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  Speaker 1: suck my Oh stop it, please go with Let you
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  Speaker 1: know what you're about to say. What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Please give Angel Lynn Carl the sweet Sounds
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  Speaker 1: and the Hamiltons. Oh no, you are the dog gee
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  Speaker 1: of the day, the dogee all the day. Yee, and Angel,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you another thing. You got arrested at
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  Speaker 1: one fifteen in the morning. The eyewitness was the other
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  Speaker 1: woman that y'all called over. You know what they was
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  Speaker 1: doing while y'all was in jail? Oh wow, while he
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  Speaker 1: was in jail. You know what they was doing? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that was a plan to get your stupid ass up
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  Speaker 1: out of there. Okay, But why why did they turn
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  Speaker 1: down the threesome? Wizard? Maybe the girl didn't look I
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  Speaker 1: had no idea. Maybe there was a smell. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't want to be the
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  Speaker 1: judge of that. I don't know. I don't know. All right,
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  Speaker 1: sound like a movie called Alvin Gray. That sounds like
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