Latest / The Mark Simone Show / Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla.

Transcript

Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

• 0:07
  Speaker 1: Well, Jimmy Fallon, a great talk show host, one of
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: the funniest comedians in America, and he's on WOR every night,
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: 9 to midnight. You can listen to him here every weeknight,
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: and you should. You'll get hooked on his show, 9
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: to midnight on WOR. And then you've got to watch
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: his Saturday night TV show. It's the best late-night show
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: on television. Every Saturday night, 10 o'clock, Fox News Channel,
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: single best monologue in television. And you can actually be
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: there live in the audience. We'll tell you how in
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: a few minutes. Jimmy Fela, how are you doing?
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 0:40
  Speaker 3: I'm good, but I'm up to my eyeballs this week
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: because I have Neil deGrasse Tyson back on the show.
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: And there's about a 2,000-point IQ.
• 0:48
  Speaker 4: Gap between Neil deGrasse Tyson and me.
• 0:52
  Speaker 3: Like, this guy spent his whole life studying constellations like
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: Orion the Hunter.
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: I've been partying like Hunter Biden.
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well.
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: So I don't know how this is going to go, Mark,
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: but I'm happy to be back with you where I belong.
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: Ah, when it comes to physics, my money's on you.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: What does he know? Hey, we were just talking about
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: this guy owns the 49ers. He owns the football team.
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: He's got $ 6 billion in cash. And he's going to
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: a trailer park for a $ 140 hooker. What goes through
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: this guy's head? What does he think?
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: As far as the hooker goes, I do believe the
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: 49ers are happy to have someone taking a knee besides
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: Colin Kaepernick for the progress there. But, you know, I
• 1:38
  Speaker 3: keep trying to remind people of this. There are certain
• 1:40
  Speaker 3: things in life you don't want too cheap. Okay, $ 140
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: poker is probably one of them. You know, remember those
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: old ads for the $ 100.
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: Laser eye surgery?
• 1:53
  Speaker 3: Like, it sounds fun until you see the cross-eyed doctor
• 1:56
  Speaker 3: walk into the room. And you're like, maybe this isn't
• 1:58
  Speaker 3: the bargain I thought it was.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: But I love this story so much. What a dirtbag.
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: And he was wearing a Yankee shirt. Did you see that?
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: No. A Yankee shirt?
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: Of all things, he's wearing a Yankee shirt and shorts
• 2:12
  Speaker 3: when he gets pulled over by the cop, although that
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: might have not been the most incriminating accessory. He also
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: had a wedding ring on, which I would imagine he
• 2:20
  Speaker 3: might not be wearing today.
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: But holy hell.
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: Now, they have made this public, but what I'm hearing
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: is the reason he went to the trailer park, it
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: was a mother-daughter thing, and apparently that was his fetish. Now,
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: that has got to be the worst. That's the worst
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: fetish you could have.
• 2:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because at a trailer park, if it's a mother-daughter thing,
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: at least one of them isn't of age.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: That's not good, man.
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: That is not good. But, you know, I got a
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: lot of weird stuff out there.
• 2:50
  Speaker 3: But what I'm, you know, again, everybody, I think it
• 2:52
  Speaker 3: comes back to the same shock, which is we saw
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: all the cash on him in the arrest video. We
• 2:57
  Speaker 3: know how much money he's worth. you know, why is
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: he doing that? And I, there must be something exciting
• 3:05
  Speaker 3: about taking the risk. I mean, that's the only thing
• 3:08
  Speaker 3: I can think of, you know, because everything else he's
• 3:11
  Speaker 3: doing would seemingly be doable in a very discreet fashion. Uh,
• 3:16
  Speaker 3: but you know, I guess either way you slice it,
• 3:18
  Speaker 3: they weren't kidding when they said the NFL is a
• 3:20
  Speaker 3: game of inches.
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: All right. Uh, Some people like, you know, remember Bob Kraft,
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: also a multi-billionaire, going to that dingy strip mall with
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: these old Asian masseuses to get whatever he was getting there.
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: I guess some people don't like fancy.
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: Stuff, I guess.
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: They like to give back to the community. I mean,
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: let's not forget, East Palestine is where they had that
• 3:51
  Speaker 3: train derailment under Pete Booty Judge.
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: Do you remember that? Yeah, that's right.
• 3:55
  Speaker 3: And, uh, that was, that was crazy. That is on
• 3:58
  Speaker 3: the way to my wife's house in Wapakoneta. We have,
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: you know, we drove through.
• 4:01
  Speaker 4: East Palestine and, uh, it actually is a, you.
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: Know, they had this huge chemical spill, but it's a
• 4:07
  Speaker 3: pretty fun town. Like you haven't lived till you've pet
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: a three-eyed dog, like a lot of fun, you know,
• 4:12
  Speaker 3: a lot of fun local exhibits there that you don't
• 4:16
  Speaker 3: see anywhere else in the country.
• 4:18
  Speaker 4: But, uh, maybe he saw that town.
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: On the news and felt bad. I don't know.
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: Next time visit the trailer park. Uh, apparently it's a
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: lot of fun there. It's the, um, She's had to
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: change the tires on the trailer like five times and
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: it hasn't gone anywhere. But now, hey, Fox News, the
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: most talked about event of the week has got to
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: be Abdul El-Sayed and Jesse Waters talking about circumcision. What
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: do you make of that? Did it help El-Sayed or
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: hurt him?
• 4:50
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, listen, everybody thought it was comical. Abdul
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: wasn't kidding when he said he had a lot of
• 4:55
  Speaker 3: skin in the game.
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: You know what's funny?
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: It's funny you just jogged my brain because I was
• 5:02
  Speaker 3: thinking of this earlier. Someone has to tell the Democrats
• 5:06
  Speaker 3: this is not what Trump meant by no tax on tips.
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, I don't know.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: It's not you're not going to hurt yourself with Democrats
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: because they're probably not watching. But I think independents, I
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: think they've had it with the LSAT. They realize the
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: guy's just a weirdo, don't they?
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 5:30
  Speaker 3: Every every one of these Democrats can't actually explain or
• 5:34
  Speaker 3: justify any of their policies. Like same with that moon
• 5:38
  Speaker 3: bat running down in Florida, Angelina Nixon. They asked her
• 5:41
  Speaker 3: yesterday about Medicare for all. And they're like, well, we're,
• 5:44
  Speaker 3: you know, seven trillion dollar budgets. you know, how would
• 5:47
  Speaker 3: this affect things? And she's like, well, I don't have
• 5:48
  Speaker 3: the numbers on me.
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're not listening.
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: You're not supposed to say that you're supposed to lie.
• 5:56
  Speaker 3: You can say it'll go down and we'll save money.
• 5:59
  Speaker 2: Don't say that.
• 6:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 6:04
  Speaker 3: If you come home at two in the morning and
• 6:05
  Speaker 3: your wife goes, you're at a strip club.
• 6:07
  Speaker 2: You don't go, I don't remember.
• 6:09
  Speaker 4: That's not going to get you out of.
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: Trouble, man.
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: Hey, um, Are you upset at the loss of Meghan
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: and Harry that they've left and gone back to England?
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love this story so much.
• 6:21
  Speaker 3: We're going to talk about it on my show this
• 6:23
  Speaker 3: weekend because I'm obsessed with it because it really is.
• 6:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, in all honesty, we've had I don't know
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: how many years of Trump now, two years. This is
• 6:31
  Speaker 3: the first deportation everyone agreed with. There's no protest. No
• 6:36
  Speaker 3: one is yelling about Tom Holman.
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: Over this one. They were thrilled. And you know what's
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: funny about it?
• 6:41
  Speaker 3: We've been following this story because we work in media,
• 6:44
  Speaker 3: and I think we have a better appreciation of just
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: how ridiculous it is in that we've been covering them
• 6:50
  Speaker 3: since they quit the royal family, wrote a tell-all book
• 6:54
  Speaker 3: bashing the royal family, and now I guess they're living
• 6:57
  Speaker 3: by the old adage, if you.
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: Can't beat them, rejoin them.
• 7:00
  Speaker 4: Like, how do they.
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: Even justify this?
• 7:03
  Speaker 3: They look like clowns, and no one's asking them to
• 7:05
  Speaker 3: come back. And I will tell you this, and I'm
• 7:07
  Speaker 3: definitely going to bring this up on my show, You know,
• 7:10
  Speaker 3: Harry obviously has this, you know, really sad story about
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: his mom died being chased.
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: By the paparazzi.
• 7:16
  Speaker 3: But now they're worried that the paparazzi is going to
• 7:18
  Speaker 3: get killed being chased by Meghan Markle, you know, because
• 7:21
  Speaker 3: she wants attention.
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: You know that.
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: Well, if you're Prince Harry, you're the heir to the throne.
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: Why would you marry this idiot that's got like 15th
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: billing on the show Suits a few years? I mean, what?
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: Couldn't he do better?
• 7:33
  Speaker 4: It's not even an A-list show.
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: You know, it's funny, Mark, you say that.
• 7:41
  Speaker 4: I bet you like Will and Kate said that to
• 7:43
  Speaker 4: him at some point.
• 7:44
  Speaker 3: They're like, Harry, she's not even on network TV. Come on, Harry.
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: We're the royal family. I'm going to need somebody. That's hilarious.
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: But you're right.
• 7:56
  Speaker 3: And they probably saw the ambition on her. Because one
• 7:58
  Speaker 3: thing I'll tell you, If you're ever around really rich families,
• 8:03
  Speaker 3: like if they're celebrity families or just really affluent families,
• 8:07
  Speaker 3: they're very good at diagnosing someone in their ranks who's
• 8:11
  Speaker 3: trying to get over on them.
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: Someone who's on the grift, someone who's working an angle.
• 8:16
  Speaker 4: They sniff that stuff out really well.
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: And I don't doubt if you're the royal family, you're
• 8:20
  Speaker 3: probably better at that than anybody because they're always worried
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: about people on the staff selling their pictures or their
• 8:26
  Speaker 3: stories to the press. So I would bet you, and
• 8:29
  Speaker 3: that's the way the story is told, is that within
• 8:31
  Speaker 3: a month of beating her, they were all like, you've
• 8:32
  Speaker 3: got to get rid of this girl. And the next
• 8:35
  Speaker 3: thing you know, he became the ex-prince of Bel-Air, and
• 8:38
  Speaker 3: they moved him out of the family.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure he'll be back. He's not going to
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: get any work over there either, and then he'll end
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: up back here. So, hey, Jimmy Fallon's on every weeknight,
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: 9 to midnight on WOR, 9 to midnight tonight. And
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: what are you going to be doing on tonight's show?
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, the big sendoff. Lincoln's going to college tomorrow. Lincoln
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: heads up to Cortland. So you'll get some Fox people
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: giving him some shout outs at Kennedy and Emily Campagna
• 9:06
  Speaker 3: is on. Cause she just, you know, she just got
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: named the newest chair cast.
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: Member on the five.
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: Big job.
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: She, yeah, she was the one who had to do
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: the circumcision on Jesse. You know, that's not easy.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: So your son's going to college. What if he comes
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: back all indoctrinated and becomes a socialist and, You're.
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: Going to laugh. That's what I keep telling them.
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: I said, I'll pay for college as long as you
• 9:28
  Speaker 3: don't come home a queer for Palestine.
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: You can come home either one.
• 9:33
  Speaker 3: You can't come home both. It's too much for me
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: to deal with at Thanksgiving. It's too much news for
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: me to break in one sitting. But it's crazy. And
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: every college is liberal. Every single college is 99% liberal.
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: So you really have to have a relationship with your
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: kid now. Because there are so many stories. I mean,
• 9:54
  Speaker 3: if you think of that horrific story of.
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: The kid who shot Charlie Kirk, okay?
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: His father ran a local- business in Utah and was
• 10:02
  Speaker 3: very Republican. So was his mother, you know, but he
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: went off to college wound up dating a transgender furry
• 10:08
  Speaker 3: and here we are.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: So you really have to have a relationship with your kids.
• 10:11
  Speaker 3: Now because you cannot trust schools the way you did
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: when we were, when we were young, you.
• 10:16
  Speaker 4: Just sent your kid to school and you know, hope
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: he behaved.
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think we're living in that.
• 10:19
  Speaker 4: World right now.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: Very good point. Hey, also make sure you watch Jimmy Fallon,
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: the best late night show on television, Saturday night at
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: 10 o'clock. And people can be there in the studio audience, right?
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: Where do they go to get tickets?
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: Free tickets, foxacrossamerica.com. You log on to that site. You
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: can register for any show you want to come to.
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: So if you want to come heckle Neil deGrasse Tyson.
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: We have James Murray from Impractical Jokers on. We tape
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: the show every week on Friday nights. But we're taping
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: it tonight because I've got to take Lincoln to college tomorrow.
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: So it's a New York taping tonight. We're taping it
• 10:57
  Speaker 3: a little early, but it's going to be.
• 10:58
  Speaker 4: A really ridiculous show.
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: So buckle up.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's a great podcast. a date to take
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: somebody on and it's free don't tell them it's free
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: but uh it's gonna look impressive bringing them to fox
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: meet a lot of people and uh you just go
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: to fox across america sign up for tickets for any
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: week you want fox across america.com well jimmy fail at
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: great stuff good luck uh heading to college good luck
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: with that.
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: I can't believe it yeah we're ready to go thanks
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: for that mark i'll talk to you when i get back.
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: Talk to you soon take care uh Yeah, listen tonight,
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: 9 to midnight. Great, great show. Don't forget, I'm here
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: 9 to noon every day. Yes, three hours now, 9
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: to noon. Then at noon, you got Buck and Clay.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: They're a lot of fun to listen to. And then
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: at 3 o'clock, you got the most listened to radio
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: show in America, Sean Hannity, Jesse Kelly at 6, Jimmy Fela,
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: as you heard, 9 to midnight. And don't forget Curtis
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: and Larry, Curtis Lewa, Larry Menti, every morning, 6 to
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: 9 here on 710WOR.