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Ep. 215 Captain Underpants and Toilet Supervillains · Privycast

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  Well I'm gonna say is there's some last names that don't work if you're a school teacher.
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  Doesn't matter any grade.
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  Any grade in the single digits, it's not gonna work.
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  Welcome back to Privy.
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  Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded from my home bathroom.
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  I'm your host, Hunter Hoover, and I love bathrooms.
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  Welcome back, everybody.
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  Thank you for being here.
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  And fall is fully in the air.
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  Now, I will note by the point of this episode's release, I'm hoping that my the next thing I have to say is not true.
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  But
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  At the point of this episode's record, it's the first week in September that I'm recording.
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  I'm recording a little bit ahead of a time.
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  And at the point of this episode's record, the Sintis Corporation still has not announced the finalists or opened up the voting for the 2026 America's Best Restroom competition.
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  Like, j just look at this.
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  Look at this.
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  Let me, let me, let me just show you.
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  The frustration that I
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  Like these people still be out here saying
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  That uh I can nominate, nominate a bathroom for 2026.
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  That's crazy.
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  That's absolutely bonkers because here in just but a couple weeks, we are going to be less than a quarter of 2026 left.
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  They have got to get this on lockdown.
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  It's it's just unbelievable that we would continue to behave this way.
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  Sintis Corporation.
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  If you're hearing this, you you gotta some of us care a little bit more than you, I guess, is what we're learning.
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  Get somebody on it, please.
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  I wait in the winds as Sintis Corp is going to intrude.
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  I know.
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  At this point, they're gonna have to intrude on spoop key season, which is just inconsiderate.
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  Because if you're intruding on spoop key season, you're intruding on twist season, and that's gonna piss me off.
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  Dang it.
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  The end of September, we often bat to a topic when Sintis can't get their stuff in order.
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  We bat to a topic
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  For our comic book episode, because the end of September hails with National Comic Book Day.
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  In fact, if you're listening to this episode on the day it releases, today is National Comic Book Day.
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  We haven't really talked about the history of National Comic Book Day.
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  So before we dive into another and frankly long overdue bathroom comic book hero or villain, we need to look at some of the history of national comic book.
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  The trouble with National Comic Book Day is that it is, in all admission, a completely made up and honestly weird holiday of cultural observance.
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  When you try to look up and look into the history of National Comic Book Day, it turns out that the official history is also that it was just kind of made up.
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  The internet hails the origins of National Comic Book Day as a mystery, which is online speak to say it's kinda pointless and was completely fabricated.
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  I should also note, National Comic Book Day is also different than
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  Free comic book day.
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  And in all my looking, free comic book day is in like May or something like that.
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  I don't know.
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  But in all my looking, I only had one real lead on the matter.
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  There was a blog post, link in the ding dong below.
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  You can go look at this for yourself.
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  I I think this is wild.
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  There's a link in and from a blog post from the Somerset County Library System.
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  Let's see if we can let's see if we can pull this up.
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  Yeah, and in it, this this library system claims that they are the ones you can see the the page here that i the claim that they make is
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  This is a New Jersey and they boast that one of their collection developers named Linda Tripp is the person who actually came up with National Comic Book Day.
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  Now, I just think that this is poorly written.
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  I I the blog post was published in 2024.
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  And there's no shot that National Comic Book Day was invented or or concocted in 2024 because I've been talking about National Comic Book Day.
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  longer than that.
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  So if she came up with the idea, which I don't think she did, she didn't come up with it in twenty twenty four when they decided wrote it right about.
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  What I think this article meant to say here, we can we can be done looking at all that.
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  What I think she meant to say here was that she brought the idea, it was her idea to do National Comic Book Day at the southern w whatever county
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  the Somerset County Library System in New Jersey to their library system.
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  Like that is what her idea was.
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  My wait my bet is she did not come up with the idea for national comic books.
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  The National Day Calendar Group's official statement on National Comic Book Day is that they continue to look for the source of the day.
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  Sometimes I look for the source of particularly challenging bathrooms.
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  Recently the answer has almost always been pizza.
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  Kids, once you hit age thirty, you really have to readjust and and and realign your relationship to pizza.
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  It's an it's a young man's game.
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  And and in sometimes it's it is okay to hang up the boards when it comes to pizza.
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  One thing online that is offered as a distinction is that National Comic Book Day exists more to recognize and celebrate comic book authors and artists, and is less focused on
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  getting comic books, although it does say that is one way that you can celebrate it.
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  Whereas I think free comic book day is like we want to get kids some comic books so that way they can get psyched.
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  National Comic Book Day is more just being like, yeah, comic books exist.
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  Aren't they super cool to like read and look at?
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  So officially, this library system in New Jersey claims to take some credit for coming up with the idea, even though I don't think they did.
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  I think it's like as if I came up and this bathroom podcast just
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  started to say, and I published online one day that I came up with the idea of taking a shower in the dark.
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  I didn't.
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  I'm on record saying that I didn't even concoct that idea originally.
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  That was something that I had shared with me.
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  But there's like no data to falsify that.
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  And like so with this library system rolls out and they publish on the internet, like, yeah, we came up with National Comic Book Day, hogwash.
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  I'm calling hogwash on it.
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  But like who's gonna be out there to falsify it when the National Day calendar people are like, yeah, it remains a mystery to us.
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  So the origins of National Comic Book Day are an enigma.
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  But I think they're rooted in the desire to highlight artists and authors.
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  Today, on Privy, I wanna highlight an artist and an author and an and a comic book and a comic book character.
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  And who themselves are bathroom themed, bathroom related, and I would argue bathroom enthusiasts.
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  David Pilke Jr.
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  was born in Cleveland, Ohio to Reverend David Pilke.
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  Dave Pilkey Jr.
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  attended elementary school and he had a diagnosis, or maybe not one, but later had one, I'm not sure, of ADHD and dyslexia.
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  Dave Pilke got in trouble a lot as a kid because of this.
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  School system was less open to try to figure out like, how do we help this kid?
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  His trouble often wound him up sitting in a desk in the school hallway.
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  Now, I've shared on the show that I work in a public high school.
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  I work in SPED.
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  It's woofy SPED out here.
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  And what's interesting is you can't do this really today.
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  You can ask a kid, like, hey, would you like to go work in the hallway?
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  But like, you can't punitively send a kid into the hallway to sit there regularly.
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  We have to make sure that kids
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  That don't understand have to just sit there and keep on trying to figure it out.
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  It's kind of frustrating.
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  And maybe, and you try to give them the skills and the tools, but like at high school, there's a point at which where it's like, it is kind of hard to teach some of these old
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  dogs some new tricks.
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  And maybe Pilke would have learned more if he was in the room and not in the hallway.
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  But when Dave Pilke got removed from class and was set in the hallway.
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  He wasn't just sitting there twiddling thumbs, doing rubber pencil tricks and killing his time.
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  As he states it, it is in the hallway where he would go and sit where he got in trouble that he created his own original comic book character, Captain Underpants.
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  Now, I'm not arguing that kids should be in the hallway and that they should not be in the classroom learning.
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  I don't think.
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  That Pilke would have come up with and created Captain Underpants if he had not had that time to do so in the hallway of his school.
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  However, while he came up with Captain Underpants by while being removed from his classroom, his first book was not Captain Underpants.
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  David Pilke published his first book in 1987 at age 21.
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  It was called World War One One being spelled as like we won the battle.
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  See, it's clever 'cause like World War One, it's funny.
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  Pilke was a student when he wrote the book.
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  And it was an allegorical tale, a fable, about a nuclear arms race between the US and the Soviet Union.
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  His book won an award, which is cool, but it's definitely a different pace than Captain Underpants.
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  Years later, Dave Pilke found his stride, writing kids' books in a different style.
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  This, like pseudo comic book.
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  Featuring an original character, Captain Underpants.
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  What's interesting is it doesn't seem like Dave Pilke ever really shifted back into traditional literature after this point.
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  He would go on to write a number of Captain Underprant underpants novels.
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  That's what they are, they're novels.
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  Graphic though they may be.
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  And he's still currently putting out dogman comics.
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  Also novels, I would add.
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  Dogman having its start within the world of Captain Underpants.
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  For those who haven't read Captain Underpants or seen the show or movie, I will summarize it for you.
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  There are these two boys named Harold and George, who are undoubtedly stand ins for the childhood Dave Pilke.
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  If anybody's gonna run at me and say that Harold and George are not.
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  How Dave Pilke has put himself into these stories, they're a bald faced god dang liar.
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  Like has to be.
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  Harold and George regularly get in trouble at school and frequently are in trouble with their principal for their schemes and endeavors.
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  This principal really does truly seem to be out to get them.
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  Harold and George is a means of alleviating their constant trouble in school and
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  To influence their teacher or their principal to do whatever they want him to do, they buy a device to hypnotize him and convince him that when he is triggered on it, he becomes a
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  superhero named Captain Underpants.
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  Captain Underpants, to give the description, look him up.
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  We never heard of him.
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  Listener, if you never heard of Captain Underpants, it's wild.
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  Captain Underpants, in short, is a grown adult man, heavy set, larger fellow, who has nothing on but tidy whiteies.
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  It's a tough thing to behold.
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  The live action Captain Underpants would be just just baffling to see.
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  Well, Captain Underp, don't ever do that.
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  Do not make a live action, Captain Underpants.
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  It can't just simply cannot happen.
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  It must never happen.
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  We have a duty as people to keep that from happening.
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  I love Captain Underpants, but not live action.
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  Anything but that.
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  It just can't be.
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  Captain Underpants doesn't have superpowers in and of himself.
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  He will often drink a thing called extra strength superpower juice.
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  Wherein he gains all sorts of abilities, including super strength, flight, elasticity, see his underpants, body inflation, wedgie powder, power, also see his underpants, laser
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  vision, and durability, just to name a few.
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  There's others, but they're kind of stupid and like they pop up in very situational things.
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  And I don't really chalk them up to that.
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  All I gotta say is that's gotta be some good juice Captain Underpants is sucking on.
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  Like, I think it's probably Grape Ghost.
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  I'm a Polar Seltzer man through and through.
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  I love Polar Seltzer.
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  I've said on the show multiple times how much I love polar seltzer.
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  But if I'm doing energy drinks, I'm all in on two Agape Energy Drink and Ghost.
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  That's it.
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  But one of the mainstays of the Captain Underpants franchise and why they're talking about it.
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  Today on National Comic Book Day is the potty humor that Captain Underpants stories have to offer.
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  And as we'll see, not as it just potty humor, but it's potty humor woven throughout as Pilke takes on the role of Harold and George to write and draw the comic books about
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  Captain Underpants and Dogman in the story itself.
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  It's very meta.
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  So I want to look at some of the bathroom moments from Captain Underpants before we look at the benefit and strategy.
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  That these things employ.
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  One of the most prominent villains in the Captain Underpants series and franchise, and it's really the first villain that you meet in the stories, is the TurboToilet 2000.
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  The Turbo Toilet 2000 is a gigantic mutant talking toilet with robot arms and legs who is the leader of the talking toilets.
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  Interestingly, in the movies, the
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  Turbo Toilet two thousand has depi been depicted as a quote unquote smart toilet.
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  See it get it.
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  It's funny.
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  Because he can talk and like run around and stuff.
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  And so he's a smart toilet, which is similar to how we not me, but there are people in the world who have smart toilets which are just toilets that hook to Bluetooth.
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  And Wi Fi maybe.
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  By the end of the story, the TurboToilet 2000 is ejected to Uranus.
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  Again, it's just brilliant.
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  TurboToilet on Uranus could have been any planet.
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  Could have been Mars, could have been Jupiter.
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  But of course it gets sent to Uranus.
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  TurboToilet 2000 pops back up across the Captain Underpants franchise, usually by way of making background appearance or like
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  Info drops about what's going on on the surface of Uranus with TurboToylo two thousand.
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  I'll tell you what.
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  They should really not worry as much about what's going on on the surface of Uranus.
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  The surface of Uranus is honestly, in many ways, kind of a private matter, I'm just saying.
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  In the TV show for Captain Underpants, there's a bad guy named T P Mummy.
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  T P Mummy is an evil villain alter ego of Mrs.
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  Yeh.
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  That's about the information that is offered on it.
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  It's funny because the superhero name is literally what she is.
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  She's a toilet paper mummy lady.
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  Like when you wrap your friend up at a Halloween party, and it's like, who can wrap up the Halloween toilet paper mummy the fastest?
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  And you spin it.
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  Wild.
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  One of my favorite villains in the Captain Underpants world is Professor Tippy Tinkletrousers, whose former name is for Professor Pippy P diarrhea steen poopy pants
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  esquire.
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  He's an ongoing bad guy.
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  Dr.
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  Pippy P Poopy Pants is an actual scientist in the story.
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  He seems very capable.
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  He takes a job at George and Harold's Elementary School teaching them science.
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  And when they find out that their teacher's name is Professor Poopy Pants, they make fun of him so hard that he fully leans into the mad scientist.
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  persona and role of things and he just goes off.
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  He invents all sorts of crazy things and is arrested by story end.
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  Well I'm gonna say is there's some last names that don't work if you're a school teacher.
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  Doesn't matter any grade.
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  Any grade in the single digits, it's not gonna work.
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  When I was growing up, we had a substitute teacher whose name was Miss Gas.
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  Now, that's funny enough.
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  Like Miss Gas is funny because of gas, because of fart.
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  But it gets better.
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  Because Miss Gas had a lazy eye.
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  And in our telling of the story, she had a glass eye.
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  And so you can see now she was also Miss Glass.
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  We added that letter to it.
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  Honest mistake.
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  Like, I thought it was Miss Glass.
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  That's what I thought her name was.
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  That's my bad.
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  But like she would be looking over here and be talking to you here.
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  It was crazy.
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  She'd be like,
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  Hunter, and she's not looking at me, and I'm like, 'Cause her other eye, the good one, the is over here.
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  So it was wild.
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  Very disorienting.
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  So Miss Gas, Miss Glass, had a glass eye.
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  But and this is where our behavior as kids went from, I would say, innocent goofs to inappropriate.
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  Miss Glass, my bad, gas, was also a larger woman.
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  And she, to tell the truth, carried much of her largeness in her butt of all places.
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  And so many of the kids in the class nah I never did it.
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  Referred to her not as Miss Gas, not as Miss Glass, but as Miss, well, yeah.
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  I'm just saying.
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  The principal in Captain Underpants, Captain Underpants himself, really, hired Professor Pippy Pee Poopy Pants to work with Harold and George.
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  It might be on him.
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  Creating this this crazy villain man.
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  might actually be kind of on him just a little bit.
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  Like you gotta have some you gotta have some forethought on these things, brother.
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  Professor Pippy Pee Poopy Pants pops back up throughout the books with his robotic trousers featuring prominently.
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  In the TV show for Captain Underpants, which I didn't even know existed until I began doing research for this show.
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  In the TV show, there is a group of heroes called the Toilet Tastics.
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  Toilet Tastics are a team of kind of like Avengers of the Bathroom Heroes, including Captain Underpants, Plungeria, Surgent Boxers, Colonel Yurnal, Fart Quake.
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  So good.
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  And the flusher.
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  There's almost no real information about any of these heroes other than when they pop up from time to time in these episodes of Captain Underpants.
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  But they're all alter egos of characters around George and Harold, or are George and Harold themselves.
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  It's an Avengers action squad, bathroom themed.
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  It's very good.
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  The toilet tastic.
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  My favorite hat would definitely be Fartquake.
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  I think Fartquake
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  If somehow
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  Dave Pilke could figure out how to convince Marvel to include Fart Quake in their Marvel's magical mystical world of hybrids and monsters and all the things they have going on.
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  That would just be so good.
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  Just fart quake.
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  Just fart quake versus ant man, fartquake versus literally anything is just funny as heck.
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  But these fight against a evil bathroom themed group calling called the poopetrators.
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  See you see, it's like the perpetrators, but it's poop you see.
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  Poopetrators are made up of poopacabra, nice, TP Mummy, who we've already discussed, Colonita.
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  Smartsey Farty and Camo Flush.
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  Poopacabra is also known as Rat Trick and is just a mutated mouse.
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  Smartsy fartsy is just a scientific fart cloud, a sentient fart cloud.
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  These are the characters.
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  There's plenty of potty humor spread throughout the book, which brings us to our final perspective on Captain Underpants, its comedic use and clever use of potty humor.
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  Now, due to these things, its use of potty humor, Captain Underpants has drummed up plenty of controversy over the years.
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  While it's clearly a children's book, there has been campaigns and calls for the Captain Underpants books to be removed from libraries.
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  The American Library Association listed Captain Underpants as the most challenged book.
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  Between 2012 and 2013.
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  The chief reason in all these is the use of potty humor, bathroom talk, poop related conversations, and just the way the books mention and talk about what they deemed to be
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  obscene.
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  And I'm here to tell you that that's stupid.
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  I've done and discussed way more obscene things on this show.
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  And no one's trying to cancel me.
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  Actually, they have.
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  But you just keep going.
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  Dave Pilke's response to this dumb outburst is great.
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  Dave actually defends his choice to include potty humor, which respect, and harkens back to his days as a kid.
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  He's jotting down notes for his Captain Underpants character.
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  And that's the stuff that he found funny.
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  He says, well, it does include bathroom humor.
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  It does not have much violence or obscenity or language.
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  It's mild potty humor.
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  He noted it's to make reading more accessible to young readers, primarily, even I would say, just to say the truth, young boys who may not be as hot on the idea of reading.
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  Having these jokes, some bathroom jokes, helps people connect to the story.
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  It helps.
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  Young readers, especially boys, engage with it in a way that is fun.
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  Not usually how a young boy would interact with reading.
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  And that's the beauty of a good bathroom gag and fart joke.
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  It is funny.
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  Everybody does it, so somebody ought to make something out of it.
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  In fact, Dave Pilke has said in interviews that he remembers back when he was a kid.
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  And the thing that got people howling when he would goof around, more so than anything else, was a good fart joke or some well-timed potty humor.
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  If second grade Dave Pilke enjoyed it, so would countless other kids.
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  To then, to that end, another genius thing that Captain Underpants, Dave Pilke, by extension, does is Pilke takes on a pseudonym within the stories, playing the role of his
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  grade school self by having the characters George and Harold write the Captain Underpants comics in the Captain Underpants books.
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  Doing this, it causes kids to feel not only like the stories are written for them, but that they are to an extent written by them.
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  Pilky has said in interviews that he feels like there's a bunch of bathroom talk with little kids, right up to the point where those kids figure out how to use a toilet.
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  And then, like, society tells kids that you just can't talk about bathrooms and poop anymore.
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  They just make it taboo.
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  And I'm not saying the kids should run around with constant fart jokes and burping at the table, but like bathroom life is a super normal thing.
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  And a lot of what goes on in here is hilarious.
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  Especially when it is emphasized and it is in an unexpected context.
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  In fact, I think the the attempt to make bathroom talk taboo is what has made it even funnier.
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  If you tell kids over and over and over that if you fart around other people or that if you fart in public, that it's bad and gross and
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  And it's rude and people shouldn't do it.
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  And if you do it, you should be quiet or should excuse yourself.
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  And then some kid just rips the nastiest, thickest, grimiest, most stank-filled, Taco Bell-ridden, pants-shaking, chair busting, butt ripper heard by the masses.
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  It's funny.
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  And so there's this huge value in Captain Underpants books.
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  I would argue the value is not despite the potty humor, but the value of Captain Underpants is due to the potty humor.
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  Because while there are a lot of young readers showing up for the potty humor and the mildly crashed jokes, what they find in Captain Underpants and in in Dogman.
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  are actually some pretty thoughtful stories about creativity and kindness.
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  Heck, I've even seen my son take to trying to make comic books from time to time, undoubtedly because of his love for these books.
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  And so, this National Comic Book Day.
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  While the Captain Underpants books are not traditional comic books, they have them inside of them.
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  And in the spirit of national comic books, it that spirit is captured in Captain Underpants, who is one of the chief bathroom related superheroes with some of the best
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  bathroom related supervillains.
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  This free world was not always free.
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  And in pursuit of cleaner water for all.
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  This brings us to the end of another episode of Privy.
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  Keep pooping in the free world.
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  Own your stink.
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  Go read a comic book.
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  or a Captain Underpants book.
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  And now, as always, don't forget to flush.