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"Hi, Johnjay & Rich! What's your sign???" · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich Payne was a bye for horscopes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, have you guys seen that new movie Obsession that
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  Speaker 2: everyone's talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking about my kids yesterday. It costs like
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  Speaker 1: a million dollars to make, and it's already made a hundred
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  Speaker 1: million dollars for sure.
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  Speaker 2: And like all of the people in like the director's
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  Speaker 2: like a twenty year old, Like everyone's all super young.
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  Speaker 2: It's like gen Z kids, and people are obsessed with
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  Speaker 2: this movie. So I thought it would be fitting to
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  Speaker 2: tell you, like what level of obsessor you are based
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  Speaker 2: on your zodiac sign. So also, if it's your birthday
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  Speaker 2: today you share a birthday with Lily Rose Depp, left eye,
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  Speaker 2: Cordell Beckham, and Andre three thousand and then that means
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  Speaker 2: that you are a Gemini.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so what are you Gemini?
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  Speaker 2: So my Gemini is not gonna lie the kind of
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  Speaker 2: crazy when it comes to the zodiac sign. But their
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  Speaker 2: obsessive level is the hyper fixated glitch. You were completely
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  Speaker 2: infatuated with someone for exactly three days, talking about them
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  Speaker 2: for six hours straight to anyone who will listen to you,
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  Speaker 2: before completely forgetting they exist on day four. Your attention
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  Speaker 2: span is too short, and it's truly dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: Chris, Good morning, Chris. What's your sign? Good morning, Capricorns.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Chris, your obsessive level is actually kind of strategic
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  Speaker 2: investor your view. You view a crush as a business transaction.
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  Speaker 2: You will obsessively optimize your schedule just to make sure
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  Speaker 2: that you win them over. Once they're locked down, you
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  Speaker 2: treat them like a valual piece of property.
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  Speaker 3: Awesome is Chris?
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  Speaker 1: What's up, Claudia, what's your side?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning? I'm a scorpio.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Scorpios.
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  Speaker 2: Your guys' obsessive level is literal FBI agent. You are
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  Speaker 2: naturally suspicious of everything, so catching feelings means that you
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  Speaker 2: are tracking their location, reading their body language, and inventing
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  Speaker 2: massive conspiracy theories. You low key invented the word obsessive.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, that sounds like the es for sure. Also, we're
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  Speaker 3: also really good at catching liars.
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: We're very good at lying ourselves, so we know when
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  Speaker 3: somebody when somebody's lying, but nobody All.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Claudia, thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: Hi?
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  Speaker 1: How about okay?
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  Speaker 2: So Rich, your obsessive level is the disassociated fantasy level.
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  Speaker 2: You completely lose your grip on reality. When you fall
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  Speaker 2: in love, you play on an entire lifelong cinematic marriage
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  Speaker 2: in your head while they're still just trying to tell
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  Speaker 2: you their favorite color. You live in a dream world.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that totally fit y.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a Leo us Leo's. Our obsessive level is
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  Speaker 2: the narcissistic mirror. We aren't actually obsessed with them, We're
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  Speaker 2: just completely obsessed with the way that they look at
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  Speaker 2: us and the way that they talk to us. If
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  Speaker 2: they stop feeding us our massive ego for like five
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  Speaker 2: minutes our crush on them, it just immediately evaporates into
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  Speaker 2: thin air.
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  Speaker 1: How about Rgo John Jay.
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  Speaker 2: Your obsessive level the background check master. You have already
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  Speaker 2: run a full criminal history report, calculated their credit score,
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  Speaker 2: and looked up their exes before you even agreed to
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  Speaker 2: a casual coffee date. Your obsession looks like a corporate investigation.
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  Speaker 2: How about Libras, the Libras, the Kyles of the world.
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  Speaker 2: Your obsessive level is the romantic daydreamer. You are completely
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  Speaker 2: in love with the idea of being in a toxic
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  Speaker 2: dramatic movie romance, but you're just way too lazy to
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  Speaker 2: actually stalk someone in real life, you would rather just
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  Speaker 2: write like a sad note about them in your room
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 1: That is pretty funny. Okay, if we didn't get to
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  Speaker 1: your sign, they're all up and posted at John Jynrich
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  Speaker 1: dot com