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3/04/2026-Full Show: “Does His Ex Really Deserve Half?” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Gone man, DFW, It's time to welcome. Welcome Bill need
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  Speaker 1: the lead the Kid, You'll need the Kid, He'll leave.
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  Speaker 2: A Kid in the Morning starring the one and Only
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  Speaker 2: Kandae Lopez and producer Pooh BILLI A.
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  Speaker 3: Kid in the Morning, Incredible life and logo.
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  Speaker 4: Billy the Kid in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Welcome to your Wednesday. This mix one on
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  Speaker 1: two point nine and Billy a Kid. Candace Lopez is
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  Speaker 1: your producer. Poo is here?
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  Speaker 4: What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Kid? Is?
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  Speaker 3: Are we?
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  Speaker 5: Yay?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good.
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  Speaker 6: I'm tired.
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  Speaker 7: I had such a full day yesterday of taking inso
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  Speaker 7: to the dentist.
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  Speaker 6: He had practice.
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  Speaker 7: We had to go to Hobby Lobby to get supplies
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  Speaker 7: for his project that he's working on. But I had
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  Speaker 7: to literally drag him out of the dentist office yesterday
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  Speaker 7: because I don't remember the dentist being this coal when
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  Speaker 7: we were kids. No, no, Mario Kart in the backside
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  Speaker 7: of the dentist office, like right in front of the chairs.
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  Speaker 6: So like he would come sit down, you know.
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  Speaker 7: We talked to the dentists and then he was like
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  Speaker 7: really wanting to go back and play Mario Kart, and
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  Speaker 7: the dentist was like no, go for it.
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  Speaker 6: I'll call you back when I'm ready.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So he went between the dentist chair, Mario Kart, back
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  Speaker 7: and forth. I just thought we didn't have this.
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  Speaker 1: No, not only did we not have that, we didn't
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  Speaker 1: even have like novacane.
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  Speaker 8: We didn't have like laughing gas.
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  Speaker 1: We did it.
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  Speaker 8: I remember them just yankee teeth out of my head
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  Speaker 8: with nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were so mean. My dentis was so mean.
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  Speaker 1: He scarred me for life. Oh, doctor Roth, you were
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  Speaker 1: so rude. Oh he was so mean. I'd be like
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  Speaker 1: that hurts. He'd be like, well, get over it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Mario Kart.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, this dentist office is next level. The dentist is incredible,
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  Speaker 7: and I like it. After he was done, he went
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  Speaker 7: back to playing, and the assistant was like, I mean,
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  Speaker 7: just you can leave him there.
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  Speaker 6: She was like, go up and check out and just
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  Speaker 6: come back and get it when you want.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, wow, yeah, I go. I was
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  Speaker 1: drive by a dentist office by my house. It's got
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  Speaker 1: a slide inside, it's gonnah, it's got a whole plane
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  Speaker 1: land wow, Donald's Okay, yeah, kids are there better? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We used to drive by when my son was real
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  Speaker 1: little and he'd be like, Dad, I want to stop
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  Speaker 1: at the plane land. I'm like, that's a Dennis. He's like, really,
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  Speaker 1: why don't I go there. I'm like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but it's pretty awesome looking. It is, well.
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  Speaker 8: Good for the kids, yeah, I mean good for the
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  Speaker 8: kids nowadays.
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  Speaker 1: We had it. I know, we sound so old. My
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  Speaker 1: back in my day, we.
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  Speaker 7: Didn't have a TV screen on the ceiling either, like
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  Speaker 7: they do to watch TV while they're you know, getting
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  Speaker 7: their mouth worked on screen.
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  Speaker 1: Time in your mouth and shut up. Literally, that was it.
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  Speaker 1: That's all we got. Well, I'm glad everything went well. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: producer Poo is here. What's up, Poop? I got got yesterday?
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  Speaker 5: So I found a lottery scratch off here when I
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  Speaker 5: was at work.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you found it.
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  Speaker 5: I felt it was it was for me, but it
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  Speaker 5: was in my desk or whatever. So I scratched it.
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  Speaker 5: Have a desk, yeah, yeah, my little table back there.
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  Speaker 5: I got a little tablets. So I scratched it all
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  Speaker 5: won five bucks. So I go to a little gas
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  Speaker 5: station over here off Spring Valley and I was like, here,
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  Speaker 5: I need my five bucks.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, oh, man, you should get these.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody's been winning with these So there were dollars scratch off.
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  Speaker 5: So I was like, okay, yeah, give me five of them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: of course, got all five of them.
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  Speaker 1: Scratched them off.
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  Speaker 5: Got twenty dollars. Wow, yeah on one of them. So
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  Speaker 5: I'm like hi, and I was like, okay, just give
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  Speaker 5: me my twenty dollars. He goes, oh, man, you're gonna
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  Speaker 5: do it like that, you might as well just get
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  Speaker 5: this one. Everybody wins on this one. So I spent
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  Speaker 5: the twenty on this big one.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't win. Man was so bad that I thought him.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, do you work with a lottery or what?
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  Speaker 9: He go?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody else has been winning. I don't know about you,
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  Speaker 1: but now do you scratch all of them off? Or
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  Speaker 1: do you just scratch the bar code and see if
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  Speaker 1: you want? No?
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  Speaker 4: I scratch every so do.
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  Speaker 7: I stretch of the game, right?
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  Speaker 1: No excitement to this guy in front of me?
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  Speaker 8: A quick trip today?
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  Speaker 1: This guy spent one hundred and fifty dollars what and
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  Speaker 1: scratch offs? Right?
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  Speaker 8: So I was like oh wow, And I was.
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  Speaker 1: Looking and then he sat next like just the next
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  Speaker 1: to the register and just scratched off the bar. Didn't
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  Speaker 1: play the game, just scratched off the bar to see
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  Speaker 1: if you win. Problem. Yeah, and then he just scan
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  Speaker 1: it real quick and then throw it away, scan it
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  Speaker 1: boom boom boom, one after another.
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  Speaker 6: No, I enjoy the suspense. Are the numbers going to match?
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  Speaker 6: Did I get a seven?
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  Speaker 4: Say my winning numbers?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? But I do get nervous that my add kicks
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  Speaker 1: in and I won't figure out if I want or not.
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  Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying, Oh, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 5: You know what worries me is if I'll win. And
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  Speaker 5: then the guy behind the counter and goes, oh no,
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  Speaker 5: it's not a winner, you know.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, and then he takes it.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you got to check it yourself exacty. We
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  Speaker 1: got a lot going on on the show today. I forgot.
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  Speaker 1: You know what. We're not happy. We're mad at Pooh.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well not yet. We will be at six fifty.
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  Speaker 1: All right, wait, we can turn it on.
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  Speaker 7: Well, we are mad, we're kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Mad at me. Yes, why we might have to have
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  Speaker 1: an impromptu Candice court.
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  Speaker 8: You know what family meeting?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's what we'll call it. We'll call it
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  Speaker 1: a family meeting at six fifty because Pooh won an
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  Speaker 1: award at work here okay, and they him this big
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  Speaker 1: trophy yesterday. Oh, huge trophy. Congratulations poof for going above
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  Speaker 1: and beyond. And I was like wow, and we're clapping
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  Speaker 1: and we're getting all excited for him. Then we find
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  Speaker 1: out why he won it. Let's go over that at
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  Speaker 1: six fifty exactly his.
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  Speaker 10: Tough stories on the tents with Billy the Kid in the.
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  Speaker 9: Morning only on the new Mixed one or.
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  Speaker 1: Two point nine the Mesquite Mamacita, here she is, Candice
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  Speaker 1: Lopez with everything you need to know cannics. What's going on?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, we'll starting off warm this morning.
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  Speaker 7: It's already seventy one outside, muggy and cloudy. Rain and
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  Speaker 7: storms are headed our way later this afternoon, though the
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  Speaker 7: severe weather risk is low, but hail, damaging winds, and
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  Speaker 7: isolated tornadoes are possible. Then rain chances go down tomorrow
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  Speaker 7: and backup Friday and Saturday. But we pretty much have
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  Speaker 7: rain in the forecast for the next week.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I know. I saw that. I was like, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna rain until June. Yeah, it looks like it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: rain non stop. I mean sure, but it's one of
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  Speaker 1: those things where is it really gonna happen or is
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  Speaker 1: it just gonna be cloudy and kind of chance of.
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  Speaker 6: Right being dramatic, right, yes.
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  Speaker 7: We are, yeah possibly, I mean you never know.
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  Speaker 1: It's springtime daylight savings too.
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  Speaker 7: It is this weekend. Good okay, Yeah, absolutely. You were
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  Speaker 7: talking about your allergies or whatever. Yeah, tree pollen they're
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  Speaker 7: saying is like super high. So if you have any
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  Speaker 7: allergies going on, that's why.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, tree pollen.
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  Speaker 1: My eyes are all swollen and I feel like I
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  Speaker 1: can't stop, like something's in my throat, tickle in my throat.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I kind of have that throat thing too, like
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  Speaker 7: you just need to clear your throat here and there.
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  Speaker 7: But yeah, just say it's up today, guys. Dictionary dot
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  Speaker 7: Com has added over fifteen hundred new entries into its
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  Speaker 7: twenty twenty six Winter word Drop. So a lot of
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  Speaker 7: these words are like science and tech words, some are
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  Speaker 7: from other languages, but one that did make the list
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  Speaker 7: this year is swifty, as finally earned its spot into
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  Speaker 7: the Dictionary, the Online Dictionary. Other new entries are Glamazon,
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  Speaker 7: which I've never Heardlamazon, So it's a woman who is
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  Speaker 7: beautiful and glamorous as well as being tall, strong.
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  Speaker 6: Or powerful.
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  Speaker 1: It's a Glamazon woman Amazon.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, what a weird word.
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  Speaker 1: That is a strange word. I mean, the Internet and
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  Speaker 1: the dictionary is out of control lately.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I love it. Smashburger is also one of
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  Speaker 7: the new entries which I think everyone knows what a
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  Speaker 7: smashburger is. Right.
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  Speaker 1: I heard someone at a restaurant the other day explaining
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  Speaker 1: to another person what a smash burger was. Oh, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it in the name? Right? Yeah? You smash the burger.
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  Speaker 7: Literally, you just put the burger on like the griddle
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  Speaker 7: or whatever you're cooking it on, and press it really thin. Yeah, okay, okay, guys,
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  Speaker 7: remember last week we were talking about Benny Blanco's dirty feet.
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  Speaker 7: So he launched a podcast, thank you, called Friends Keep Secrets,
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  Speaker 7: and there was a video from like the first episode
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  Speaker 7: where he's laying on the couch and you can see
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  Speaker 7: the bottom of his feet just look dirty, like completely dirty.
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  Speaker 7: Fans were jumping in saying, Selena Gomez, divorce him. That
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  Speaker 7: is not happening, because yesterday we saw a new clip
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  Speaker 7: and it shows Selena Gomez kissing his feet. Guys, you know,
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  Speaker 7: as nasty as last week, but they were not exactly clean.
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  Speaker 1: Geez, I saw this and as soon as I saw it,
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  Speaker 1: I sent it to canvas, right, and she just leans
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  Speaker 1: over there and she's just smooching.
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  Speaker 6: I mean she kisses them.
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  Speaker 7: And then like nuzzles into his foot with her face,
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  Speaker 7: and I just I couldn't watch.
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  Speaker 1: I just could not believe it was happening. I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: at this like this is real life. Yeah, she is
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  Speaker 1: nuzzled up to this man's foot, right, And I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I listen, I've been in love before.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know if I've been in.
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  Speaker 1: That level of Yeah. I mean, did you kiss Eric's foot.
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  Speaker 7: If it was dirty like that, you know, but otherwise
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  Speaker 7: the top, Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Would Yeah, I'd kiss it on the top.
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  Speaker 8: See that's true love.
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  Speaker 7: But even then, like his feet were just like I've
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  Speaker 7: never seen nastier feet. Oh you know it looked like
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  Speaker 7: he'd been walking around the Vegas Strip.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, yes, like a dollar general airfoot.
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  Speaker 1: Would you kiss my foot? No?
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  Speaker 8: For how much money?
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  Speaker 11: Is there a price? Is there a price? Come on down?
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  Speaker 11: At least three zeros behind that three?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: No? You first of all, you do it for a
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  Speaker 1: hundred bucks. No, I'm not going you would not your feet,
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  Speaker 1: You would nibble my pinky saw?
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  Speaker 6: Could we start to go fund me for this.
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  Speaker 7: Everyone is shipping just so those of us don't want
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  Speaker 7: to see this happen.
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  Speaker 1: Take it.
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  Speaker 5: What about Cannas's foot, Oh, Cannas probably got clean feet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I kissed and clean. Yeah. Probably She's not gonna
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  Speaker 1: let you, Eric, No, I definitely.
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  Speaker 7: Wouldn't let you.
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  Speaker 6: I need to get the money anyways. I'm cana slow.
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  Speaker 7: Pezels are your Texas top stories?
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's do it right now. Reel are fake news.
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  Speaker 1: I give you three headlines. You gotta tell me which
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  Speaker 1: one is fake? Canda, you're ready?
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  Speaker 6: Ready?
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  Speaker 1: Who You're ready? I'm ready. Research shows that those people
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  Speaker 1: who use emoji's more are sixty five percent more likely
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  Speaker 1: to get into a traffic accident. What yes, Research shows
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  Speaker 1: that those people who use emojis more are sixty five
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  Speaker 1: percent more likely to get into a traffic accident.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Headline number two.
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  Speaker 1: Man busted for dui during his driving test. Oh, man
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  Speaker 1: busted for dui during his driving test. Headline number two.
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  Speaker 1: Headline number three, new trend at Bars, Bone Broth Cocktails. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: new trend at Bars, Bone Broth Cocktails. You have three headlines.
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  Speaker 1: You give to me, which one you think is the
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  Speaker 1: fake headline. Would you can't juste like to go first?
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  Speaker 1: Or would you like to pass it to.
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  Speaker 8: The poop poop?
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  Speaker 7: I'll go first today?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? Uh, lock me in for that first story.
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  Speaker 7: The emoji's equaling accidents?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't you think that's real?
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  Speaker 6: I just don't see the correlation there.
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  Speaker 8: I do what. People who used too many emojis are reckless.
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  Speaker 7: They are unless they're using doing the emojis while they're driving.
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  Speaker 7: I don't see how that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: I think in general it's just people who use a
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  Speaker 1: lot of emojis just don't care about life.
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  Speaker 7: No, we're expressive and colorful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but it's kind of lazy.
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  Speaker 7: No, it's not lazy. We're trying to give you a
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  Speaker 7: visual of what we're saying to help you with the communication.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever written somebody a very serious text and
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  Speaker 1: they hit you back with an emoji? H?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Can we use words? Because that makes me feel like
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  Speaker 1: I just wasted all that time to get a smiley
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  Speaker 1: face and a thumbs up.
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  Speaker 4: But the emoji conveys what I'm trying.
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  Speaker 6: To text exactly.
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  Speaker 7: It's clear, very clear communication with the emoji.
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  Speaker 1: Well, then just don't next time you text me you're
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  Speaker 1: getting nothing but emode. I'm down for that, all right,
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  Speaker 1: locked in? Yeah, there you go, producer, But which one
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  Speaker 1: do you think is the fake story?
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  Speaker 5: Lock me in for that last story, bone Bro. Mocktails,
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  Speaker 5: that's nasty.
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  Speaker 8: Mocktails are cocktails?
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  Speaker 1: Cocktails? Okay, mocktails would be a thing too different.
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  Speaker 8: Yeaheah, big difference. All right, you want that? Locked in?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, locked in? And the winner today is Candie La Pass.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations Cannas. Okay, how did you know you're so good
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  Speaker 1: at this game?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, emoji's accidents.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to think of something to make up
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  Speaker 1: and I was stretching on that one. Okay, But the
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  Speaker 1: real stories. This man was busted for a DUI during
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  Speaker 1: his driving test at Florida. No police in the UK
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  Speaker 1: oh okay, stopped this vehicle because I guess it was
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  Speaker 1: driving a ratock or something like that. Something was going on.
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  Speaker 1: They noticed it also had a defective brake lights, so
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  Speaker 1: they're like, well, let me see what's going on.
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  Speaker 8: Because this guy's all over the place.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. They pulled the driver over, spoke to the driver.
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  Speaker 1: There was somebody in the car as well, who was
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  Speaker 1: the driving instructor. The police smelled marijuana, so they conducted
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  Speaker 1: a drug test and the guy failed. They found drugs
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  Speaker 1: on him. He was caught red handed, and the twenty
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  Speaker 1: six year old man who wasn't fully license was in
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  Speaker 1: fact taking his driving test at the time.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: So literally he was taking his driving test, pulled over
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  Speaker 1: and arrested.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the driving test was terminated obviously, and the officer
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  Speaker 1: said the young man's mother at the test center was
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  Speaker 1: shocked to see a police officer.
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  Speaker 8: So mom is waiting. No, ye, you're twenty six years old.
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  Speaker 1: Your mom's waiting for you to finish your driving test,
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  Speaker 1: and the police bring you back. Like, hey, he's going
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  Speaker 1: to jail right Why he was driving under the influence man? What?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Okay, next story, New trended bars. Bone
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  Speaker 1: broth cocktails. Bone broth cocktails are the hot new trended bars.
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  Speaker 1: Food and Wine just did this big story on it.
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  Speaker 1: See it's part of the protein trend.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I had a feeling because you can get like
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  Speaker 7: nine ten grams of protein out of a cup of
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  Speaker 7: bone broth.
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  Speaker 8: Here we go, in fact, fun.
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  Speaker 1: Fun, I don't know about the fun. I'm not having fun.
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  Speaker 8: Up with the protein stuff going on right now.
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  Speaker 7: I know it's a new trend.
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  Speaker 6: We'll see what's next.
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  Speaker 1: You know, since bone broth are typically used as a
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  Speaker 1: base obviously for soups, it's just made by boiling beef,
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  Speaker 1: chicken or other types of bones and water for a
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  Speaker 1: few hours. Most people just buy to the store. But
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  Speaker 1: it is a thing right now, as weird as it sounds.
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  Speaker 1: It's taken off in bars and people are making drinks
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  Speaker 1: with it. Of One of them is called a bloody
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  Speaker 1: bull Oh. It's basically just a bloody marry with a
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  Speaker 1: little bone broth mixed in. Ah. Okay, yeah, so that's
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  Speaker 1: catching on, and there's people who've been serving these in
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  Speaker 1: bars that are older or like older bars since the
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  Speaker 1: nineteen fifties. They said, really, so this was.
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  Speaker 8: A thing even back in the day.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Pooh, was that a thing in the fifties. Yeah, see
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: bone bourbon scene. Actually, give me two, give me one
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: for the young lady. There's another one, another cocktail that's
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: me with bone broth called we gotta be careful when
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: you say this.
• 15:05
  Speaker 8: It's called bull shot.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's basically just bone broth in vodka.
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: Oh wow, sounds delicious.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Jimmy two of those. Yeah, see a bone Bok cocktail.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: This wasn't one of the stories, but this was a
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: funny story that I just had to mention because it's crazy.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: One of the craziest headlines I've seen it in a while,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: because it just takes a weird turn. I see this
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: headline today and it says breakfast when that unwanted side
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: of sausage?
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: What?
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: So of course I start reading it. You ready for
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: the first line, Yeah, breakfast with an unwanted side of sausage.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: A worker at Denny's in Pittsburgh's facing charges after he
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: was caught exposing himself to female diners. Didn't order that, sir,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I did not order that.
• 15:56
  Speaker 10: It's yours to win a vacation for four to the
• 15:59
  Speaker 10: Disney Leeds.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Right now though, poo, congratulations he won an award here
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: at work, right He won the other day and we
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: were all excited for him. They came in. It was
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: like a big presentation that, I mean literally physically a
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: big trophy. Yeah that we give them all. I guess
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: we give out every week here at work. I've never
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: won it, so I wouldn't know. Yeah, yeah, either way,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: I guess it's a certain award that who didn't know
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: anything about because he doesn't even check his email that
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: the boss sends.
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: They send it give it out monthly.
• 16:31
  Speaker 7: Yet money it's weekly.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I thought it was weekly. And it's a little tradition
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: here at work where we put something whoever wins it,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: you know, they put like a note in it, and
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: then whoever wins it next they get the note and
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: then they put something else in it. They can leave
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: something behind as a motivational thing. So Cannis and I
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: were all excited about the fact that Poo won it
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: and that he went above and beyond, and we're clapping.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, good job. We're recording the whole thing
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, that's awesome. And the boss comes
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: in and you know, he's like, just want to thank
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: you for always bringing smiles and not only that but
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: going above and beyond, especially last weekend, and we're like, oh, okay,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: so you know, we're like, good for you. Yeah, and
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: then the boss walks out and this is why we've
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: called a family meeting.
• 17:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah, why because.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Well because what started off is us very happy for
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Pooh because he's a hard worker.
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's on our show. It feels like the show
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: one kind of yeah, not really, Well it should.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: It should, you know, because when one person wins, like yesterday,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: it's a team. Like yesterday, we got to know, we
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: kind of got some good news that we were, you know,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: nominated one of the twenty best radio shows in the country.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: We were at fifteen, yeah, which kind of felt like awesome, Yeah,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: we all want it. I felt like, this doesn't feel
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: like that. So bottom line is, we start talking to
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Pooh on what happened and why and like what did
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: you do? Because the boss kept being very specific about
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: him going above and beyond last weekend? Right, Oh, so
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: can I tell you what happened?
• 18:01
  Speaker 10: Please?
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: We find out Cannas Cannas, and I find out that
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: so Pooh me canis we're supposed to go to a
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: charity event to help out. We weren't making it a
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: big deal. It's something we just wanted to do as
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: a show together to kind of give back. And we
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: all kind of got together and we're like, well, let's
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: not go this weekend because it's gonna be a tough
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: weekend for all of us, right for at least for
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: a couple of us, because Cantas had a wedding right.
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: Down in Austin area, just getting back for it, just
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: a whole thing.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: I had something to do. So we all agreed that
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: we weren't going to go, and we were just going
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: to go another weekend. Yes, that none of us wanted
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: to go just alone, because we wanted to go as
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: a show.
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, guess who went?
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Okay, but I went as a representative of the show.
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: So Poo tells us he's not going to go.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wasn't gonna go it.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: First, I say, I'm not gonna go either. Yeah, cannas,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go.
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: If we all don't go, and we all just go
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: the next time, that's perfect.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Well Pooh does not translate that to the boss and
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: he just goes alone and says, well, and what did
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: you say to the boss and to everybody at this
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: charity event?
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: I just told him that y'all were busy, and I
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: said that I would go as a.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Y'all were busy. I mean, but I was repping the show.
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: But that makes us look like we right, it seems
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: like we didn't want to go, or we just couldn't
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: make it.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: A price couldn't work at that time.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: But why go? Here's my thing. Why go?
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: And I know it's for charity, and I'm so glad.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: That you can help out of course, But at the
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: same time, if why say you're not gonna go and
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: we're going to go as a show, and then you
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: go and then you tell everybody at the charity event
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: that we were too busy, which is not the case.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: We thought another weekend would work better. So then you
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: show up alone and then get in a war.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Well but I told the charity did y'all? Hey, I said,
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: we'll reschedule. Everybody will club next time. But why'd you go?
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Well, I just wanted to rep the show, you know.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: But you're not anybody else.
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, it's like if we all agree to something.
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: It's like one time, I think there was a meeting
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: or something and they said, oh, Candice can't go, and.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: Then I think you guys all went to lunch without me.
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: Similar situation where I thought, well, if I can't go,
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: we're going to reschedule it.
• 20:28
  Speaker 8: Because it was different.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that was something that but we we
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: went in your place, like you know, first of launch.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: That was a show thing because well that was our
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: boss wanted to get us all together before the holidays,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: and we were like sure. I'm like, yeah, I can go,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: and then Peuh said yeah I can go too, And
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: then you said I can't go.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: But it wasn't a charity event. It was just a
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: lunch right.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: But I know, I'm just saying, like.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: God, bringing that back, A woman's going Listen, y'all can't
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: get mad at me.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Did you mad?
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: They're cool with it. I told him we're gonna go again,
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: like all of us.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: I can't see you for the trophy.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: It's so big, the trophy. It just doesn't it sound
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: like maybe I'm wrong. It sounds like he set himself up.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Man, Would I do that? Billy? I mean, I don't know.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I'm just saying, it's a little weird
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: you showed up. Okay, Well, I just want to know
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: the real reason.
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: Why shout up?
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: And then he gets a then he gets an award
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: for it, and I'm like, oh, wow, he went above
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: and beyond what you do. Well. He showed up at
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: a charity event that everybody else was too busy for.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: We weren't too busy. We were moving it to another
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: weekend that worked better for us. Yeah.
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: Well, they that we weren't going to do it.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they DM me and they were like, hey, looking
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: forward to seeing you.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, and I forgot to tell
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: so I just took good. So now now we look
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: like the bad So I told him.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: I said, oh, oh for god, they had something come up.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: You see what it was saying.
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: Anyone here thinks we were too busy, right, which wasn't
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: the case.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: We were just doing it another weekend that worked better.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: We were too busy for a charity. Don't tell that
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: charity we're too busy. It wasn't that we were. I
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: can't wait to do this today.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do this to you.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Next time. I'm gonna be like, hey, no, pooh, we
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: don't have to show up to this work meeting. Yeah,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna show up anyway and go, yeah, pooh
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: was too busy.
• 22:27
  Speaker 12: What I said tas tough stories on the tents with
• 22:31
  Speaker 12: Billy the Kid in the morning.
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: Only on the New Mixed one or two point nine.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: We got Dirty Little Secret coming up at seven thirty.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: We get a lot going on this morning. Cannie Lowpez,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: what's up?
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, the results are in from the Texas primaries.
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: Democratic state Representative James Talerico defeated Representative Jasmine Crockett to
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: become the Democratic nominee for US Senate in November's mid
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: term elections, and then on the Republican side, incumbent Senator
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: John Cornyn and Attorney General Ken Paxson they will go
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: to a runoff in May. Since neither can It got
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: more than fifty percent of the vote. That runoff election
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: will happen May twenty six. And we should shout out
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: to the Dallas Stars winning ten games in a row. Ude, dude,
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: I love seeing this from them and people getting on
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: the bandwagon.
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: It's so funny online.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I know, I mean, I know people hop on the bandwagon,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: but hey, guess what if people are getting into it,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: thinking into it, It's fine.
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll save you a seat because I enjoy that.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: We had a tough year when it comes to sports. Yes,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: you know, considering I'm still not over the Luca thing. No,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: so at least give us the Stars just thriving and
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: succeeding and killing it.
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: Absolutely.
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: I was thinking about this driving through downtown Dallas this
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: morning because the green building that's typically green was blue,
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: and then the Omni Hotel was green, and I was like, oh,
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: it looks like old school MAVs colors, and then I
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: got my feelings about it. But then I was happy
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: for the stars.
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: So some light in our.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Sports shout out to the stars. Ten in a row.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: Keep it going, guys. It is official. Being a woman
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: is expensive. According to a new report, the average woman
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: spends sixteen hundred dollars a year on wellness and hygiene.
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: So this includes everything from doctor's visits and prescriptions to undergarments,
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: hygiene products, vitamin skincare, and beauty products.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: There's no way it's that cheap. Yeah, sixteen hundred dollars.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I feel like they're saying is on the low end here.
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I agree.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I mean because if you're including doctor's visits, right, there's.
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: That was number one our most expensive expense.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I know how you ladies roll the lotion, you get everything.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: So and I'm not saying hold on, yeah, I'm saying
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't, right, that's something who would say.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: No.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is it's expensive.
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: It is, and the prices are just going up and
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: up and up. Even more than half of women say
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: they struggle to afford their wellness needs. And with all
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: this spending, the average woman says they only feel seventy
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: two percent healthy.
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: So yeah, there you go, ladies.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: What can we do for you?
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: Can we do something?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Is there anything we can do?
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: I mean, chocolate would be good. You know, you know,
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: alone time sometimes in the studio.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Chocolate. Now you want to leave the studio?
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just you know, once a show.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I want to show me a minute to you know,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: you tell us, you tell us when camp exactly. Here's
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: your card where you just sa When you hold this
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: card up, we leave immediately.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: So when you hear dead air, it's because I'm gone
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: and you needed some alone time exactly. Even like the
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: lotions you ladies use are so expensive.
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and vitamins and stuff.
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: I mean, have you bought vitamins lately because they're expensive.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Flints are up this year, That's what I take.
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: We're not taking flint stoves, Yeah.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: We are.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: The gummy ones are so good.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I still got some from the eighties
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: fighting off diseases in my system.
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: Good for you, I do can't it's a real quick guys.
• 25:52
  Speaker 9: In.
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: Netflix announced the cast of a new Squid game competition
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: show starring eight celebrity contestants. So this is you know,
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: people like Melby the Spice Girl, she'll be on the show,
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: Chloe Kardashian's ex Tristan Thompson, Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: We got people from The Bachelor Nation, Traders, Dylan Ephron,
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: and a few others. Netflix says they will have to
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: step into the high stakes game and put their wit, strategy,
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: and skill set to the ultimate test. Curious to see
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: what those kind of tests are going to be like
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: because Squid Game is intense.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I love it though.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah no, I.
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: Couldn't watch it, but this I think I could watch.
• 26:26
  Speaker 8: I still haven't been over to the Netflix house though.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Across the street at the gallery they had like that
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Squid Games experience and I gotta go over there.
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: We should do a show field trip.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: That'd be fun.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: No release date for this show yet, but it is
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: coming soon. I'm Kandaslowpez. Those are your Texas top stories.
• 26:43
  Speaker 9: Get it off your chest to promise you'll feel better.
• 26:46
  Speaker 10: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: What it is time to confess? With a chance go
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: to Disneyland. That little vacation on us coming up next,
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• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Billy a Kid, Canda, Slowpez, Producer Poo And if you've
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  Speaker 1: at Billy on the Radio. At Billy on the Radio.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I'm excited for this one. And by the way, when
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I call this guy unique, I said it to his face,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: like I even said, like, I wasn't trying to be rude. Yeah,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: he just got You've got a different vibe about you,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been told I'm a little different.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: I work in a funeral home, and it's not just
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: you know, needed a job now I work here. It's
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: been in our family for four generations. Really yeah, I
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: like started helping my dad as a kid, probably younger
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: than a kid should see bodies. Now I run it
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: since he passed a few years ago. Okay, And even
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: though I've been around it for years and years and years,
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: it's always creeped me out. I've never gotten used to it,
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: and honestly, I don't really like it. But it's been
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: in the family so long, I had to keep it going.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: That's interesting to me because I thought by now you'd
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: probably be like, that is what it is, But it's
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: never It's always kind of been weird to you.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I not. I know how to do it,
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: but I've not gotten used to it. Being there at
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: night all alone, that's the worst.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I can't even imagine. That would freak me out. I
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: do not like I would not want to be in
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: a funeral home at night with all no.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Because they'd be popping up and stuff like that.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, you guys get it.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: I always think, I always think I.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Hear things, and my mind just.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Races with all sorts of crazy thoughts I've seen.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I know for a fact, I've seen bodies move like
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: bodies that shouldn't move.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, what do you mean you've seen bodies move?
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: What mean you've seen a move?
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: I know it happens sometimes after they passed, but I
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: believe there's more to it. Okay, I can't. I can't
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: fully explain it. But something I would do when I
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: was younger that no one would really know about. I
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: started tying fishing wire around the ankles of the bodies
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: when they were fully prepared, prep before they would go
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: to the service.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: You why wait a second, you would tie fishing wire
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: around there? Why would you do that?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: I'm sure because sometimes they move and that way, if
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: there's ever a zombie apocalypse, they wouldn't be able to walk.
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: What are you serious?
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah no, I look, look, I know it sounds wild,
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: but as a kid, this felt right.
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, I'm not.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Trying to laugh at you. I just didn't expect that.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: So I'm just picture. I feel so bad. As as
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: a kid, you do have these things to go through
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: your mind where you're like, what is? What is? Because
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I remember still to this day, I remember what was
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: that movie I watched as a kid and it haunted
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: a Night of the Living Dead? Oh yeah, where it was?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: It was zombi and they would get up and they'd
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: move and they So as a kid, if I had
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: to work at a funeral home, I might tie something
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: around there. That's actually kind of small.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Melon zombie Aply, you're a kid.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: We still discussed to this day what our zombie apocalypse
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: plan would be. Goat Island Lake Lewisvilley, That's where you'll
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: find me. Zombies can't swim and they can't walk with
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: this guy around.
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so, oh my god.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Look, I don't do it anymore. I know logically that
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: that's not the thing. Logically I know, but but I'm
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: still not sure that I shouldn't do it. I don't,
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: but I kind of don't think about it.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: You still think, like every once in a while, like
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: maybe I should tie Grandma's legs up in case she
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: comes back to life. Yeah.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, especially you know the old ones, if they turn
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: into zombies, they won't move that quick. But someone that goes.
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: That's a good point, you know what, excellent point.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: So the young ones you tie?
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, because how fast is Memo gonna go?
• 31:30
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: But if Memo is a zombie, doesn't she have like
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: new capability.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: A zombie power?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no, they don't. Zombies are slow in
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: general once they got the arthritis, Yes, go fast exactly,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: And every movie you see it young the younger zombies
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: are faster, wild rush. Now you're one hundred percent right.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I actually am on your side. I think these people
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: will be the first to die in a zombie apocalypse.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Can is your brain is eaten?
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: There?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: You first?
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: She said she's served on cookies.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: They they don't want him, they want brains. You're safe, though,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: like I said, they want brains, sir, Thank you, sir.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: You'd be careful out there. Okay, all right, okay.
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: I did not exact.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: He's doing it as a kid. I could picture your
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: mind going different places. I can't imagine being a kid
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: working at a funeral. Is that normal?
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: No, that's not normal.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: We should find out it is still on hold. We
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: should find out this guy single. We hook him up.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: We need to hook him up. I don't know somebody's
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: into this, but he's got me thinking about my zombie
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: apocalypse plan now, like I'm going to goat Island and
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: you have no plan. Candice who said he's climbing in
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Reunion Tower. If there's zombies, take the steps.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: I'm not take the steps up.
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: I just picture all that outside your spider pooh, yeah, exactly,
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: spider who.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: You're not climbing anything.
• 33:07
  Speaker 8: You can make it up two flights.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I'm winded.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: I guess I just die here.
• 33:15
  Speaker 10: Going for Candace Court.
• 33:17
  Speaker 12: It gets settled here with Billy the kid in the morning, all.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Right, for the Honorable Judge Candace Lopez. The mesquite Mamacita
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: the Queen of Kale, the something of justice. Yeah, I
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: don't know, I forgot what was justice? Yes, yes, exactly,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: thank you. It's mixed one or two point nine. All right,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Billy to kid. Judge Candas is here, Producer Poo is here,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: and yes, your cases are heard in this court room.
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: Your issues, your problems.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: She'll solve it at Candas on air on Instagram if
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: you got one. All right, So this guy writes and
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: he says, so I'm in a fairly big argument with
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend. I would love some thoughts on this. So
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: we never planned on this, but we got a cat together. Okay,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: it was pretty random, but there was a pet adoption
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: van set up next to where we were going to
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: have a little lunch a while back, and we couldn't
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: help ourselves when we saw this kitty. Everything was exciting
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: for a while, and I felt like the cat adjusted
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: pretty fast to our place. Well, now my girlfriend is
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: mad because the cat just doesn't like her, and she
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: has decided she wants to get rid of it. Oh
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: oh no, the only problem is the cat loves me.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I'd probably be I'd probably be upset too if I
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: was her. And when I told her that it loves
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: me because I play with it and of course I
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: take care of it, so of course it loves me.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: We are pretty much at a standstill with this cat.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. She doesn't know what
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: to do. Candice Court, please settle this issue.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, this is bad.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Rough, rough, because well it's always tough when you know
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: an animal doesn't like you. I've never had that issue, yeah,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: because I don't know. I've just I've never been in
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: a situation where the animal doesn't like me, right, they
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: all like he does.
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: I feel like I've been around more cats. They're just
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: like not agreeable animals, you know, than like dogs, which.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Are like number one, But usually cats are just like
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I necessarily don't have like some desire to
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: get a cat, right, Like my ex had a cat,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: and I actually really liked the cat. Yeah, I learned
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: and like, wow, I love this cat and we were
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: cool because they're just very simple, like if you feed
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: them and give them treats, they love you. Yeah, So
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: she must really not pay attention to this cat, because
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like cats are just kind of like whatever.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: We can't be bothered.
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: They can treats.
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the little toys, right, don't they like a little
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: stick with the funny feather on the end or something
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: that it's been so long since I've had a cat, I'd.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Give him some cat nip, which is pretty much like
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: just cat drugs. Oh, you know, and they get high
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: and stoned and you just play with them and they're happy.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: And cats aren't the necessarily the most I feel like
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: they're good readers of people, though, you know, so if
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: they're staying away from her, this cat's staying away from her.
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: They're kind of judging. Aren't cats kind of judging?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Sure? So are you?
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 36:20
  Speaker 10: Judging?
• 36:21
  Speaker 7: And except for Candace course, Okay, well this is you know,
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: my time to shine judge.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I say this with all respect, of course, but we
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: all are a little judge at times. Who gosh, what
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: happens in this situation? You can't get rid of it?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Yeahs ad to suck it up?
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: I mean, they have to figure it out.
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: You can't just ditch the cat because it doesn't like
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: you can't you just live, you know, in the same
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: house with just That's what it is.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: It depends on how it doesn't like you too. It
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: depends because like, if this is a situation where the
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: cat's trying to bite me or something.
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: Now that's a different story, which that wasn't They didn't
• 36:56
  Speaker 7: say that in the memo, right, we haven't.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Heard her side of the storeorry. Well, so I'm just
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: assuming in my head if I heard from her, I'm
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: thinking she'd say, this cat tries to attack me at night.
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, claw my face.
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: I mean that's the case.
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: The cat's got to go.
• 37:10
  Speaker 8: What was she doing though, I don't I don't know.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: You know, you got to be doing something that it's
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: getting on that cat's nerves, like your ex's cat. I
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: liked it because, well, first of all, we got along
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: because we were both black.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 37:23
  Speaker 8: I didn't have no problem instantly bonded.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And that cat was cool because you could
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: just like give it treats and it would just be fine. Yeah.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: But he was also the boss, like he would boss
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: around my big german shepherd.
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: Oh really, Oh yeah, wow, just.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Punk my shepherd just slap him right across the face.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Cats are they don't care? I know, that's probably what
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: he's doing in this this girl, you know, just smacking.
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: Let the claws come out. He's got to go, you
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: knowing people, Okay, Well we don't know if that's the case,
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: but I just need to know why.
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: The cat doesn't like her.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: It'd be different if like they you know, he already
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: had this cat, or he got the cat without her,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: you know, accepting it. But I don't know.
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: I got the cat together, though.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: You can't get rid of the cat. That's my vote.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: There's no way, Cannas. It doesn't matter what we think,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: forget what poo thinks.
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: It matters what you'll think.
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: So bad.
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, look, yeah, I think this girl's guilty of being
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: a fancy feast flow. Whoa, You just gotta start feeding
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: it the start feeding it right. You gotta take some
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: time to feed the cat.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Got a cat food?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, guilty of being.
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: A fancy feast flow.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 38:41
  Speaker 10: Top stories on the Tents with Billy the Kid in.
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: The morning only on the new mix one or two point.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Cannae, Little pis What is going on?
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: Well, we're starting off warm this morning.
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: It's already seventy one outside. Muggy and cloudy. Rain and
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: storms are headed our way.
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: Later this afternoon.
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: Though the severe weather risk is low, we could see
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: some hay. The strongest storms could have fifty to sixty
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: mile per hour winds, though isolated tornadoes they're saying are
• 39:05
  Speaker 7: possible but not likely.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Well, severe weather is not possible, the low risk. Well
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: rist and then you said, hal, well, hail is severe
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: weather to me?
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess so, yes it is.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I think it is.
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: But either way, hopefully it doesn't get too bad. But
• 39:19
  Speaker 8: when's this going to start?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Do we know?
• 39:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: I think in this afternoon, like around four ish. I
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: think most of it should come through four pm to
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: two am timeframe. But rain chances go down tomorrow, then
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: back up Friday and Saturday. But we pretty much have
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: rain chances every day for the next week.
• 39:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, that time of the year.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: It is, guys.
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: Dictionary dot Com has added over fifteen hundred new entries
• 39:41
  Speaker 7: into its twenty twenty six Winter word drop.
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: So a lot of these words.
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: Are science y and like techie words. Some are from
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: other languages. But one that stood out to me was
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: swifty has finally earned its spot in dictionary dot com.
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: I'm surprised because I think they have is like also.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: In there, not already in there?
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, swifty deserves.
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: Late to the game late.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: Other new entries are the word Glamazon, which i'd actually
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: never heard of.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: You have, Oh, yeah, Glamazon woman. Yeah it's someone No,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I haven't. Oh, it's a.
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: Woman who is beautiful and glamorous as well as being tall, strong,
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: or powerful.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: That's kind of rude, isn't it.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: Amazon.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean they say if somebody's tall sometimes. I
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: thought it was a derogatory thing to call a tall
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: woman an Amazon woman.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I think, yeah, I would think so
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: for sure.
• 40:31
  Speaker 8: That's basically what you're saying. You're saying she's a Glamazon.
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: I mean, I know I'm not tall, so I don't know.
• 40:35
  Speaker 7: But some women who are tall don't like to be
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: called out as tall, like some short women don't like
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: to be called out as short. But yeah, Amazon smash
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: Burger made it, guys. I thought everyone knew what a
• 40:46
  Speaker 7: smash burger was. But it's a hamburger where you cook
• 40:50
  Speaker 7: the patty by pressing it.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: You know, really thin, you're saying you smash a smash burger.
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: You smash a burger.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: That's wild. Yeah, I know.
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, So there you go. Do words in the dictionary.
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: Remember last week we were talking about Benny Blanco and
• 41:02
  Speaker 7: his dirty feet. Remember he launched that podcast called Friends
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: Keep Secrets, and there's a video of him, you know,
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: sitting on the couch and his feet are just, I
• 41:12
  Speaker 7: mean dirty, like he hasn't put on shoes in weeks.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Like he's been walking around Town East barefoot for a week.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Like he's been walking around at Dollar General barefoot, Yeah,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: shopping basically.
• 41:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well they were disgusting. Fans were jumping into the
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: conversation saying, Selena Gomez, divorce him. Those feet are filthy.
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: That is clearly not happening, because yesterday we saw a
• 41:37
  Speaker 7: new clip which shows Selena Gomez kissing his dirty feet.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: I mean they were.
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: They weren't quite as nasty as last week, but they
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: were not clean. No, like you can see that's not
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: a shadow hold on.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I don't care who how clean the feet are. It
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean I'm kissing m at all. Yeah, well, you
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: wouldn't kiss up Martha Stewart Lee, No, No, I would not.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't know Martha Stewart Ella Langley. Maybe a little kiss,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: maybe just a little peck.
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: She kisses his feet though, and then she's like nuzzling
• 42:24
  Speaker 7: into his foot over her face, and yeah, the internet
• 42:28
  Speaker 7: is just like why Are we seeing so much of
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: Benny Blanco's feet disgusting?
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go. I'm Kandaslopez.
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: Those are your Texas top stories.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a hot take.
• 42:37
  Speaker 10: Let us know what you think.
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: Here's today's hot take.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I take it the day. It's Bailly a kid, Canda
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Slopez producer pun don't forget that Disneyland vacation on us
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: A shot to win it? Coming up next hot take.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: This story is fascinating to me. And when I say fascinating,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I mean kind of just awesome, because it's so ridiculous.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: This guy wins a twenty million dollars powerball. His ex
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: wife is now suing him for ten million dollars, claiming
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: his winning lottery numbers were stolen from their relationship scrap book.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: She wouldn't listen to this, okay, So he basically hits
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: the lot of This is insanely bad luck for her.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: He hits the powerball three weeks after their divorce was
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: final loss. Can you imagine, No, you're going through it.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: You're fighting with yours soon to be ex.
• 43:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, do you think?
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: So? It's gotta be right?
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: And you know he's like, oh man, this is awful.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Gets a divorce. Three weeks later, he hits the powerball
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: for twenty million and you're the ex wife now who has.
• 43:45
  Speaker 8: None of that?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Wow, not even a smidge of its house. So you
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: can have it. So here's the story. Her name is
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Brenda Kowalski, oh thirty four of Akron, Ohio. She filed
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: a ten million dollar lawsuit against her ex husband, Dale Kowalski,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: who's thirty seven, he hit the twenty million dollar power balls.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: She insists she owns half of everything emotionally, spiritually, and
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: now legally, according to these core documents. Because the numbers
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: that he used are numbers from their relationship. And I'll
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: give you the rundown. Why, Wow, he used four to
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: twelve Okay, what does that have to do with their relationship?
• 44:28
  Speaker 8: It's the date they met at Applebee's.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: For happy hour. That was the date they met, she says,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: and he used it for that reason. Not done? Are
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: you ready? He also used seven twenty three. Oh that's
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: their wedding anniversary.
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Then it gets even better because then you're like, wow,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: that is odd. What are the chances maybe he really
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: did use it because that's special dates to him. She's saying,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: it's basically spec dates to them though, so she deserves half.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: But then it gets better. Eleven two. You're like, well,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: what happened on eleven two? Yeah, that's the date that
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Brenda says Dale quote looked at her like she was
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: the only woman in the room.
• 45:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: No, I'll never forget that day where Dale looked at
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: me like I was the only woman in Applebee's eleven two.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Then there's another number. You're like, well there's another number, yeah,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: three and three. She says, three is her lucky number
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: since third grade, So she obviously deserves half of this money.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Ten million dollars. She said, those are our numbers. Interesting
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: from our story, so guess what this is our money?
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: They found. Reporters found Brenda outside of the courtroom after
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: the hearing, and she said, quote, he didn't just win
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: the lottery, he won our lottery, and I want half.
• 46:08
  Speaker 8: Does she deserve half? I know we're not doing Canis Court,
• 46:11
  Speaker 8: but hot take the day?
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: Unfortunately? No?
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, how could you, right? How could you
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: just because the numbers were special to you.
• 46:20
  Speaker 8: You didn't play the lotto.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: But the best part about this entire story is when
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: they reached out to Dale, he wouldn't talk to reporters.
• 46:28
  Speaker 10: Uh huh.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: And then this is the funniest part.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: About the entire thing. Dale's like, you know, he just
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: got twenty million. He's like Brendan who. He's like, I
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: don't really care. I don't want to talk to you reporters. Whatever. No,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: you know this is not going to make it through court. Ye. Whatever.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: He wouldn't talk to the reporters, and he declined to comment,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: and he was seen are you ready for this? He
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: was seen leaving court in a brand new escalade with
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: plates that said not yours. You get it down. You
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: know I love a good list, Candice, Yeah, can I
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: hear my list music? Go ahead? Because when I see
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: a list, I just get excited. There's something about it.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. So people are sharing the funniest excuses
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: that they've heard to get out of work, Like some
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: of the bosses are writing in and I've never really
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: been a boss that you have to call and you know, oh,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: well here on this why I can't come in. So
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know the good excuses the people here.
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's also hard to not come in when you do.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: This job, right, But it's also too like I like
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: my job. Yeah, Sam, I can honestly say, I don't
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: know if I've ever really called in for some ridiculous reason.
• 47:35
  Speaker 8: I haven't.
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: No, me neither.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Noah, this job, No, not this job. Pooh's ever missed
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: a day? No, I don't miss the day.
• 47:44
  Speaker 8: WHOA wait a minute?
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Is that why he won the award perfect Attendance?
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah he does.
• 47:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, has Poo.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Ever missed a day since I've worked with him? Hold on? Never,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: which has been almost what twenty something years? I haven't.
• 47:58
  Speaker 7: Okay, you do deserve that true a sick day?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Have you ever even called them sick? I don't remember.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Never, not even back in the day. Wow, I mean,
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Billy's almost the same. Remember you you got your wisdom peopled.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: And you showed up.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, up, take your guys out, did a break down.
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: It's rare for me too, until I got COVID and
• 48:21
  Speaker 7: then it was what you're going to do in a lot. No,
• 48:24
  Speaker 7: I don't, absolutely miserable.
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, don't even start.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Candis used an excuse like I'm sorry, I was cooking
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: garbonzo beans and they burned.
• 48:37
  Speaker 8: All right, here, let's go over some of these excuses the.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Bosses have got now, you're ready.
• 48:41
  Speaker 8: This one's pretty awesome.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: They needed to leave early because their cat was stressed
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: out and wouldn't stop meyowing no. I guess they have
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: the Ferby camera and they're checking it. She's like, something's
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: going on. I have to leave.
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: My cat is super streng sad.
• 49:00
  Speaker 8: No, if you're the boss, you let her go.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, I'm sorry, You're gonna have to
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: stay here.
• 49:11
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: This person came up to the boss and said they
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: needed to leave early because their car was low on gas.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: What were they.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Sorry? I got to get home at the same time,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: so I'll have to leave here early because so no planning?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Is that a no canis?
• 49:32
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: This is why canus can never be a boss like
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: this because she let everybody go. Yeah, okay, what about
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: this one. This person said they worked from home but
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: had to leave an online meeting because they said a
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: squirrel fell down their chimney and was running around their house.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: That's kind of might actually be that might actually be
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: a good excuse. A squirrel falls down the chimney and
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: just starts running around the house all crazy. Yeah, I'm
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: terrified of animals getting in the house. Have you ever
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: had an animal get.
• 50:10
  Speaker 8: In your house.
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: We had a bird in the house once.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: That's bad luck.
• 50:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I heard they say somebody's going to pass away.
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: Well this was a long time ago, so oh, I
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: don't know birds.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I had a friend, our friend Katie, a possum got.
• 50:22
  Speaker 8: Into her house.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Oh remember that she had the front door open or
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: something and she was taking something. I don't even know
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: what happened, but that can't luck the possum. The possum
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: just walked in and then she had to like chase
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: it out with the broom. Wow, like beat that thing
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: with the broom. Possums are horrendously Yeah. People say they're friendly,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: but I'm like, I don't care.
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: They just sit up.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: There with their mouth open, look like they smile and just.
• 50:50
  Speaker 8: But I guess they're.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Really clean and we need them in our environment. So yeah,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: they get rid of ticks and stuff, and they don't
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: have rabies. They're like the only animal the cake bies
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: let them. Yeah, what about this one? A guy called
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: in for work one time when I was the boss
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: because he said he got lost in the woods all
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: weekend and he just got back at four am Monday morning,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: so he needed to sleep.
• 51:12
  Speaker 8: Wild Sir, I have questions.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you mean he got lost in the woods?
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: What are we doing? Oh? I was on a height
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: all weekend. But this one is probably my favorite one
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: excuses that people have used to get out of work,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: call in or whatnot. She had to leave because her
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: kid got a pee stuck up his nose.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: Oh oh, that sounds familiar.
• 51:31
  Speaker 8: Billity got a pee stuck up her.
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: Now, what'd you get stuck up your nose?
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Oh? When I was a kid, Yeah, He's like, oh
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: oh me, Well listen. I'm not necessarily proud of this moment.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: But when I was a kid, my grandma, my great grandma,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: was watching me, so she had to be a good
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know, one hundred and twenty.
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: At least it felt like it.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: You know, when you're a kid, old people seem like
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: they're so old. Yeah, for sure.
• 51:55
  Speaker 8: I think she was like eighty six, you know.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: And I don't know why I was so order over there,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: because she would just watch prices right.
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, same.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: So I decided to see how many peanuts I could
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: shove up my nose.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: What kind of peanuts was it?
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 52:09
  Speaker 8: Like those little Spanish peanuts?
• 52:11
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, and little skins on them?
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Needless to say, I freaked out, felt like I couldn't
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: breathe and started having like a hyperventilating oh because I
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: couldn't get him out. I mean I had him Cannie,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I had him stuffed up there. Yeah, oh wow, both
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: nostrils both and my grandma started panicking. She had to
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: call my mom at work and she had to come
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: home and had to almost take me to the hospital
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: because there was peanuts stuck up my nose. I mean
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: all both sides.
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: So your mom had to tell her boss.
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Mom, he's got peanuts stuck in his nose.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: I had to believe. But my son just shoved twenty
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: eight Spanish peanuts up his nose. She came home. Oh
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: my god. My mom was like once I was okay,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: she was like, really really, because I'm just old enough
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: to know better.
• 53:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, of course, and I was seventeen.
• 53:02
  Speaker 10: I'll just.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Not quite that bad.
• 53:08
  Speaker 12: Mix one to two point nine that's investinations of the
• 53:10
  Speaker 12: two thousands tough stories on the Tents with Billy the
• 53:13
  Speaker 12: Kid in the.
• 53:13
  Speaker 9: Morning, only on the new mix one O two point.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Nine will just be nice. I want to go on
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: a Disneyland vacation for ill. We can make it happen
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: winning every hour, your shot to win on the forty.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: So coming up again soon, Candice Lopez. What's going on?
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: Well, the results are in from the Texas primaries yesterday.
• 53:28
  Speaker 7: Democratic State Representative James Talerico defeated Representative.
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: Jasmine Crockett to become.
• 53:33
  Speaker 7: The Democratic nominee for US Senate in November's mid term elections.
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: And then on the.
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: Republican side, incumbent Senator John Cornyn and Attorney General Attorney
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: General Ken.
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: Paxson will go to a.
• 53:45
  Speaker 7: Runoff in May. Neither candidate there got more than fifty
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: percent of the vote, but that runoff election will happen
• 53:52
  Speaker 7: May twenty six, And we should shout out the Dallas
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: Stars winning ten games in a row, a new franchise
• 53:59
  Speaker 7: wrecker of course.
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they beat Calgary last night.
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: I love seeing the talk on this on online, just
• 54:04
  Speaker 7: like the bandwagon is coming get on.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what I mean, I think there's
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: a lot of Stars fans. Stars games to me are
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: one of the best sporting events you can go to.
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, for sure.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, hockey in general is so much fun and
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I love it, But you go to a Stars game
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: and it's hard not to be a fan.
• 54:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, for sure. I used to intern in TV sports,
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: and part of my job was to go to Stars
• 54:25
  Speaker 7: practice every week. Even their practices are intense. Oh yeah,
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: like people would probably pay to go see them practice.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: It's so it's so wild hockey in general, Although I
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: will say I've been in a lot of locker rooms
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: and played a lot of sports. The stinkiest locker room
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: is a hockey locker room.
• 54:40
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, definitely can't attest to that too.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: Spent some time in the locker room for work too.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh you did.
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: Interesting experience for sure.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Like the in the Stars line Yeah, would.
• 54:51
  Speaker 7: Sometimes yeah for the reporters.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the game?
• 54:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well after.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Practice, would they sometimes just walk around naked kind of?
• 55:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it was.
• 55:03
  Speaker 7: It was a wild experience for sure. Those guys are tough,
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: okay guys. Red Bull obviously known for being an energy drink,
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: but online rumors are saying they are looking to go
• 55:15
  Speaker 7: the opposite direction soon by developing a sleep drink. The
• 55:19
  Speaker 7: drink would guarantee to knock you out for twelve hours.
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: And I saw this and thought, is this going to
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: be like an April Fool's joke?
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: Next month?
• 55:25
  Speaker 8: They have one out now.
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: They do.
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: Well not red Bull Okay, sorry, yeah, well.
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: Then what happens if you add your red bull sleep.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: That's mommy sleepy juice. Okay, don't touch mommy sleepy juice.
• 55:40
  Speaker 7: Netflix announced it announced the cast of a new Squid
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: Game competition show starring eight celebrity contestants. So this this
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: show actually kind of sounds interesting. Spice Girl Melby will
• 55:51
  Speaker 7: be on the show, Chloe Kardashian's ex Tristan Thompson Kim
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: from Real Housewives of Atlanta, and then there's people from
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: like Bachelor Nation. Dylan Efron I think is on the show.
• 56:01
  Speaker 7: But they say that these celebrities will have to step
• 56:03
  Speaker 7: into a high stakes game put their wit, strategy, and
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: skill set to the ultimate test. There hasn't been a
• 56:09
  Speaker 7: release date yet, but this show is coming soon, and
• 56:12
  Speaker 7: I think I'd watch this over the actual Squid Game,
• 56:14
  Speaker 7: even though it was like one of the best shows
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: on Netflix.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Watch games I tried, which.
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: Is like too violent. It was just too much, too intense.
• 56:23
  Speaker 7: I like shows that don't add to my anxiety. Yeah,
• 56:26
  Speaker 7: and watching that show.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Was just I'll be scrolling in the studio and then
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: like news is coming up and Canna gets anxiety from.
• 56:33
  Speaker 8: My feed, right because you just say my feed's intense.
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: It is very intense, especially today, well.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: To do in a nuclear war, and it's just like
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: stop really stop. Yeah, okay, well don't stress out. It's okay.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: We'll watch something fun.
• 56:46
  Speaker 7: There you go. All right, I'm Kanna Slopez. Those are
• 56:48
  Speaker 7: your Texas top stories chest commiss you'll feel better.
• 56:53
  Speaker 10: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Chance of this Disneyland vacation on us coming up next.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Get ready for that. It's mixed one or two point
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: now a billy a kid, Kata Slopez, producer poo and
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: your secrets, your confessions. It's like spring cleaning for your soul. Okay,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: just flensing, get it out. It will feels so much better.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Get it out of your I don't know heart. This
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: is now. I said this guy was unique. So I
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: said he was unique. I said that, you know, No,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: you're just definitely different something something different.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been told I'm a little different. I work
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: in a funeral home. And it's not just you know,
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: needed a job now I work here. It's been in
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: our family for four generations. Really, yeah, I like started
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: helping my dad as a kid, probably younger than a
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: kid should sea bodies right now, I run it since
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: he passed a few years ago. Okay, and even though
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: I've been around it for years and years and years,
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: it's always reap me out. I've never gotten used to it,
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: and honestly, I don't really like it. But it's been
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: in the family so long I had to keep it going.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: That's interesting to me because I thought by now you'd
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: probably be like, that is what it is, but it's
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: never It's always kind of been weird to you.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I not. I know how to do it,
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: but I've not gotten used to it. Being there at
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: night all alone, that's the worst.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: I can't even imagine. That would freak me out. I
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: do not like I would not want to be in
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: a funeral home at night with all no.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: Because they'd be popping up and stuff like that. No
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: get to do.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys get it. I always think. I always
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: think I hear things, and my mind just races with
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: all sorts of crazy thoughts I've seen.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: I know for a fact, I've seen bodies move like
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: bodies that shouldn't move.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, what do you mean you've seen bodies move.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: You've seen a move.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: I know it happens sometimes after they passed, but I
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: believe there's more to it.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, I can't.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: I can't fully explain it. But something I would do
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: when I was younger that no one would really know about.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: I started tying fishing wire around the ankles of the
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: bodies when they were fully prepared, prep before they would
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: go to the service.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: You wait a second, you would tie fishing wire around there?
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Why would you do that?
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: I'm sure because sometimes they move and that way, if
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: there's ever a zombie apocalypse, they wouldn't be able to walk.
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: What are you serious?
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I look, look, I know it sounds wild.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: But as a kid, this.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 7: Right, Oh my god, I'm not.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Trying to laugh at you. I just didn't expect that.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: So I'm just picture. I feel so bad. As as
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: a kid, you do have these things to go through
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: your mind where you're like, what is? What is? Because
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: I remember still to this day, I remember what was
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: that movie I watched as a kid, and it haunted
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: A Night of the Living Dead? Oh yeah, where it was?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: It was zob And they would get up and they'd
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: move and they so as a kid, if I had
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: to work at a funeral home. I might tie something
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: around there. That's actually kind of smart.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: Mota zombie apocaly.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: You're a kid. We still discussed to this day what
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: our zombie apocalypse plan would be.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: Ridiculous.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Goat Island Lake, Lewisville. That's where you'll find me. Zombies
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: can't swim and they can't walk with this guy around.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so, oh my good.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Look, I don't do it anymore. I know logically that's
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: not the thing. Logically I know, but but I'm still
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: not sure that I shouldn't do it. I don't, but
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: I don't think about it.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: You still think, like every once in a while, like
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: maybe I should tie Grandma's legs up in case she
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: comes back to life.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, especially you know the old ones. If they're
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: turn into zombies, they won't move that quick. But someone
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: that goes.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: That's a good point, you know what excellent point you tie?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 8: Because how fast is Memo gonna go?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 10: Right?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 7: But if Memo is a zombie, doesn't she have like
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: new capability.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: A zombie power.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, they don't. Zombies are slow
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: in general.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: Once they got the arthrit, yes.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Go fast exactly, And every movie. You see it young,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: The younger zombies are faster, wild rush. Now you're one
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: hundred percent right. I actually am on your side. I
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: think these people will be the first to die in
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: a zombie apocalypse.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 8: Can is your brain is eating.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: They're getting you first.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: She said she served them cookies.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: If they they don't want for them, they want brains.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: You're safe, though, like I said, they want brains. All right, sir,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: thank you, sir. You'd be careful out there, okay, all right,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: all right, hold on. And that's what's scary is you've
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: never even seen a zombie movie. Candisy.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: You don't.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 8: You have no idea what to do?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: I really don't.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: You have not I really don't.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: But I think baking works for everyone.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't. They promise you the zombies won't care
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: if you bake.
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  Speaker 4: They won't well, they might be able to eat her chili.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't start, or you might be the first zombie.
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  Speaker 1: She'd kill you. Your legs will be tied up. You
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  Speaker 1: did wrong for that? You're take is a ward away
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  Speaker 1: immediately fair amount to get out of here. It's mixed
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  Speaker 1: one or two point nine A Billy the Kid. Candaepez
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  Speaker 1: producer pooh. Thank you so much for having a song,
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  Speaker 1: for listening, for being a part of our crazy, dysfunctional family.
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  Speaker 1: We appreciate you so much. And make sure you find
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  Speaker 1: us on the iHeart Radio app too. I always say
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  Speaker 1: that because if you miss dirty little secret, people like, well,
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  Speaker 1: how do I hear it? You can all hear all
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  Speaker 1: the dirty little secrets. Yeah, look on the iHeart Radio
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  Speaker 1: that good stuff, and save us on your presets and
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  Speaker 1: and we'll love you forever. Cannas what you got going
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  Speaker 1: on today?
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  Speaker 7: I got to make returns. Remember when I went to
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  Speaker 7: that wedding over the weekend, I had so many people
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  Speaker 7: dming me because I was talking about my struggles to
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  Speaker 7: find a dress for this wedding, and so many people
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  Speaker 7: were telling me go to North Somrat, go to the Ross,
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  Speaker 7: go to but whatever. Well, I ended up getting a
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  Speaker 7: dress on Amazon, and so I have to take like
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  Speaker 7: five other dresses back today. So you're taking back the
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  Speaker 7: one you wore or no, no, not the one I wore,
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  Speaker 7: the ones that I didn't wear because I was in
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  Speaker 7: such a time crunch. I just ordered like five dresses
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  Speaker 7: from Amazon.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so hacked there.
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  Speaker 1: But if you do too much, though, don't they ding
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  Speaker 1: your account?
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  Speaker 7: They have it yet, And I'm like a super returner,
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  Speaker 7: you are for sure levels to Amazon returns. I'm like
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  Speaker 7: super level ten.
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  Speaker 1: Really, oh yeah, you return that much. I'm the exact opposite. Really,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'll just give this to someone because
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with it. That's probably a
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  Speaker 1: bad way to do it.
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  Speaker 7: But yeah, it's pain, but it's worth it.
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  Speaker 4: He'll order the same shirt twice.
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  Speaker 1: That's because I just love black shirts. It's seven million
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  Speaker 1: black shirts that'll make fun of me. Oh, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: you can see me on TV tonight. Cool on Fox
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  Speaker 1: four Last Call with Steve Nobelo. I'm doing it all.
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  Speaker 1: It is a fun show to do. Yeah, it's actually fun.
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  Speaker 1: Next time, I said, Canna's got to do it with me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll do with you.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, we'll be on there together. Maybe even pooh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm down. We'll see.
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  Speaker 6: That'd be fun.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Let's do it, Steve, Yeah, let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: Make it happen. It's on tonight, Fox four, eleven o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: So it's always a fun show. Check that out in
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  Speaker 1: the mom with Shannon from Fox and she's so good.
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  Speaker 8: She's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: And Chlorice Tinsley, who's my favorite and absolute legend and
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  Speaker 1: the sweetest person ever with the best shoe election ever.
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  Speaker 1: I do feel very underdressed every time I'm around her, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because she's so fancy and like looks so good.
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  Speaker 8: And then the radio guy rolls in. They all have
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  Speaker 8: makeup on.
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  Speaker 6: It's a good balance.
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  Speaker 7: It's it's supposed to TV people are TV people, but
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  Speaker 7: radio people we just like to know more.
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  Speaker 8: Lose, you know, Beauty and the Beast.
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  Speaker 1: What you say, We'll see them all. Have a good day. Bye.