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No Good Hood Dentists w/ Shabana Azeez · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: Scam, Come Froll, Scamm, Come rob froll.
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  Speaker 2: Goddess. Whats Pop and Congregation.
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  Speaker 3: It's your girl, Lacy Mostly aka Scam Goddess, the host
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  Speaker 3: of the comedy podcast all about robbery, fraud and those
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  Speaker 3: who practice it. Sometimes we love them, sometimes we hate them.
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  Speaker 3: We will see along the way. You'll already know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very what yes excited for our guests today.
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  Speaker 3: Today we have an Australian actress and voice actor on
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  Speaker 3: the show. You've seen her saving lives as Victoria Gavadi
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  Speaker 3: in the award winning series The Pit. Y'all know I
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  Speaker 3: let that show. We're gonna get into that. She's also
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  Speaker 3: plays like the lead role as Irene in the feature
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  Speaker 3: film Bird Eater, and she also voiced the lead character
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  Speaker 3: of Syrah in the animated feature film Lesbian Space Princess A.
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  Speaker 2: Coggregation. Please welcome Shabana Aziz to the show. Shavana, Hi, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: you have the most beautiful voice. You have the most
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  Speaker 2: beautiful voice.
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  Speaker 4: You're just saying that now because I said it's you now.
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  Speaker 4: You really turned on. When the microphone came on, I
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  Speaker 4: was like, whoa guitar employments?
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  Speaker 2: We gotta get came in? No, I Okay, so the
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  Speaker 2: pit this season, so season two, the first season fucking phenomenal.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't watch.
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  Speaker 3: Medical procedurals like that because I don't know, I feel
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  Speaker 3: like I don't want to cry all the time. But
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  Speaker 3: this like kind of hit me. It's like I feel
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  Speaker 3: like were targeting me a little bit. So I went
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  Speaker 3: to school in Pittsburgh. Yeah, I went to the University
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  Speaker 3: of Pittsburgh. Yeah, so I was like watch it like,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, you know, I'm ana tune in. I'm
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  Speaker 3: a lacking because this is my city. And then this season,
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  Speaker 3: the whole season is the fourth of July.
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  Speaker 2: That's my birthday.
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  Speaker 4: Shut up the thought is your birthday?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the fourth of Julecy.
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  Speaker 4: That's really fun. How much younger are you than America?
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  Speaker 2: Oh goodness, how much younger?
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  Speaker 4: Probably a bit?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a bit, a bit, you know, the slavery and everything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm younger than that.
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  Speaker 4: But sorry, I snorted. I didn't used to snort, and
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  Speaker 4: then I didn't even know how to snort. And then
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  Speaker 4: my friend taught me how to snort because I thought,
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't it be fun to be able to snort laugh
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  Speaker 4: for a character one time? And now I snort when
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  Speaker 4: I laugh and I can't stop it.
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  Speaker 5: How to.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were sitting there on set one day like like,
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  Speaker 4: try figure it out.
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  Speaker 2: What's your relationship with scams?
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  Speaker 3: That's what I always ask people on podcast, like have
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  Speaker 3: you been scammed to a someone run a scam on you?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you're an Australian actor and now you're
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  Speaker 3: in America, I know you've seen some scams.
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  Speaker 4: You know what's so crazy? I was like thinking about this.
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  Speaker 4: I was like because I was like, first of all,
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure I've been scammed. I'm sure I've scammed. And
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  Speaker 4: then I was thinking about it and I could not
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  Speaker 4: think of a single thing like I feel like I've
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  Speaker 4: genuinely never been scammed. And I suddenly I'm like, wait,
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  Speaker 4: do I have integrity? Because I haven't. I don't think
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  Speaker 4: I've ever tricked anybody about anything. I'm so boring, but
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  Speaker 4: I don't think you would think it, Like if you
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  Speaker 4: met me, I think you'd be like that girl's liability.
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  Speaker 4: She's definitely done some trickery on people. I've never catfished anybody.
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  Speaker 4: I've never like done any Yeah. I've never stolen money.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And one time my friend were at a store and
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  Speaker 4: she stole a lipbump from the store and it made
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  Speaker 4: some right a pass it a young girl, you're still
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  Speaker 4: a little So I had to buy stuff from the
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  Speaker 4: store to make myself feel a beout it. Like I'm
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  Speaker 4: I'm one of those people who like if I leave
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  Speaker 4: a store without buying something, I feel like I've robbed them.
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  Speaker 2: If Daddy's store money, like, no, start don't need our money.
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  Speaker 2: They underpaying their employees. This is so true. Let your
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  Speaker 2: friends do her lip bomb.
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  Speaker 4: So I guess I have been scammed in terms of
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  Speaker 4: like I mean, corporate love being and such and like
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  Speaker 4: you know, like oh yeah, like big corporations yea of
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  Speaker 4: a charging me for things and then not paying taxes.
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  Speaker 4: I've been scammed. Yeah, you're right, I've been scammed. That counts.
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  Speaker 3: I love you walking your way into convincing yourself you have.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, wait a minute, maybe maybe maybe I did
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  Speaker 2: not think I would start talking politics here. No, no,
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  Speaker 2: I think that's a scamm you.
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  Speaker 3: And also I love it for your friend like that
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  Speaker 3: lip bomb. Theft is it's a right of past. And
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  Speaker 3: she's a lawyer now as she should be, as she
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  Speaker 3: should be.
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  Speaker 4: The range, yeah, and so she can break it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, best career path, honestly proud of your friend.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's really smart, but at what cost? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: still think about her still, that look on her, the
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  Speaker 4: high she got and the complete.
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  Speaker 2: Ride or high from me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's gonna be the moment.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, I've had it. I got in trouble. Oh gosh,
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  Speaker 3: I should get in trouble. Like parents, especially black parents
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  Speaker 3: and and and POC parents in general, y'all get your
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  Speaker 3: kids checked out.
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  Speaker 2: Like if your kid is not cleaning their.
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  Speaker 3: Room or something like that, like maybe they have ADHD,
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  Speaker 3: maybe they're like neurodivergin. Maybe you should look into that
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  Speaker 3: instead of like punishing them for it.
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  Speaker 2: And my parents punished me for it. And I remember there.
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  Speaker 3: Was this big school trip that my parents are already
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  Speaker 3: paid for, and we went out to the woods.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know where they took us. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: where they do.
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  Speaker 4: You went to a white school, yes, yeah, because you
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  Speaker 4: went into the woods.
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  Speaker 2: But continue me too. Oh so you went to a
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  Speaker 2: white school because you said the woods? Yeah, yes, very much.
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  Speaker 5: So.
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  Speaker 2: How people I'm going out into the woods. We don't
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  Speaker 2: do that. No, we don't do that. We don't we
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  Speaker 2: don't I went to the woods a lot. Yeah. It
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is what we do.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, I love tap in I mean,
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  Speaker 3: and we went out to the woods and my room
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  Speaker 3: wasn't clean before I went, and my mom was so
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  Speaker 3: mad about it, like, your room's not clean, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: going to give you any money for this woods thing.
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  Speaker 4: So famously lots of economy happening in the woods. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 4: well there one general store, oh yeah. And my mom
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  Speaker 4: was like, you're going to get a whooping when you
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  Speaker 4: get home. I was like, okay, now I gotta wait
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  Speaker 4: for a whooping.
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  Speaker 2: Yet, why would you? Why are we doing this? So
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  Speaker 2: then I go to the woods, and.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, now that I'm an adult drama, I realized that
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  Speaker 3: I think my teachers who were like we were doing
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  Speaker 3: the scavenger hunt in the woods where everybody you had
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  Speaker 3: to go to certain points and meet teachers.
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  Speaker 2: And I realized, now, I think my teachers were drunk.
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  Speaker 4: Oh same more, Yeah, I think they were.
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  Speaker 2: I think they were.
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  Speaker 4: Drunk, and you know what, good for them?
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  Speaker 2: Good for them and.
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  Speaker 4: A bunch of fucking twelve sorry can I sorry? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you a bunch of twelve year olds running around looking
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  Speaker 4: for you. You would have to you would have to get
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  Speaker 4: drunk to survive that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, teachers are victims of society.
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  Speaker 4: They are they are heroes.
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  Speaker 2: We need to pay them more and they and they.
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  Speaker 4: Have to They have to deal with our kids, you
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  Speaker 4: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Kid Like?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, how okay, I have the.
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  Speaker 2: Kids that they love? The kids is somebody else loves?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? How when you say my room was messy? How
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  Speaker 4: messy like Diddy dishes in the room or just like untidy, just.
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  Speaker 2: Untidy, just close everywhere. Like I think what really made
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  Speaker 2: her matter was there was a porn tape under my bed.
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  Speaker 3: But it's not my fault because I just recently got
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  Speaker 3: a television in my.
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  Speaker 2: Room and this is gonna date me.
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  Speaker 3: But at the time, like this wasn't the newest technology,
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  Speaker 3: but like I had found a VCR somewhere in my house,
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  Speaker 3: and so I had this tape and it was it
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  Speaker 3: was called.
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  Speaker 2: In Loving Color, and I thought it was in living color.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was a comedy show.
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  Speaker 3: And then I put the tape in and it was like, Hi,
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  Speaker 3: it's me our Cineo balls And then a man like
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  Speaker 3: had his balls out, he had all.
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  Speaker 4: His parts, told how old.
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  Speaker 3: Too young, and so then I was like, what the hell?
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  Speaker 3: And I took it out and I throw it under
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  Speaker 3: my bed. I was like, what is this?
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  Speaker 2: But she found that. She was like, your room is
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  Speaker 2: messy and you watch a car? Wait?
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  Speaker 4: Okay was that the first time?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that she thought that I was about to go
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  Speaker 3: down the wrong path of life.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, ma'am, I'm just this is the
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  Speaker 2: environment that I.
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  Speaker 4: Live, and that is a scam. I guess selling in
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  Speaker 4: loving color instead of in living color is that way
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  Speaker 4: this will started.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's what they used to do.
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  Speaker 3: I think with the porns, they used to make them
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  Speaker 3: like parodies of things.
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmm. You just told her that's my nightmare. My
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  Speaker 4: nightmare suddenly is like people making Oh why would you say,
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  Speaker 4: why would.
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  Speaker 2: You tell me that the pill parody?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I hate that so much. Yeah. Oh, I gotta go.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. You gotta make some calls. I'm gonna make
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  Speaker 2: some calls.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's crazy, fucked up.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, Oh my goodness. Well I like your relationship with scams.
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  Speaker 3: You haven't been scamming, you haven't been scammed. That's that's wonderful.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, but I wish I knew it's because I
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  Speaker 4: grew up in the suburbs. I think I grew up
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  Speaker 4: in the suburbs of Adelaide, which is like a city
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  Speaker 4: when nothing happens, and then in the suburbs of that city,
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  Speaker 4: so you know, like it was, I lived a very
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  Speaker 4: quiet childhood, very so traumatize look at you. Well, in
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  Speaker 4: other ways, surely I still went to white school. I
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  Speaker 4: still went to the woods every few months, white water often.
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  Speaker 2: Why do they want to go to the woods so much?
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  Speaker 2: White water rafting?
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  Speaker 4: Did that too, Yeah, hiking, the scavenger hunts. Like, remember
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  Speaker 4: they made a surf one time, and I hate surfing
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  Speaker 4: so much. I I remember seeing this quote that was
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  Speaker 4: like sell things like walking on water, and even Jesus
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  Speaker 4: leaded that once. He was like, I'm good. It's so
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  Speaker 4: fucked up, Like you couldn't hit in the head of
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  Speaker 4: the board.
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  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 4: I was so uncoordinated and I was on the water.
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  Speaker 4: I just the whole thing. Also, my thing is about people.
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  Speaker 4: I love having a mattress. Y'all have a hot shower
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  Speaker 4: and a mattress. I don't think I'm being dramatic, no, Like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't think you can call me a diva about that.
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  Speaker 3: No to want to sleep somewhere comfortable without the bugs
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  Speaker 3: nipping at you.
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  Speaker 4: Literally. I remember being at camp on time and like
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  Speaker 4: a rat being in a girl's tent because she left
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  Speaker 4: her candy open at night.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm from.
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  Speaker 4: Australia, so think about the bugs. Thinking about the bugs
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  Speaker 4: in Australia.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but in Australia, y'all got different type of bugs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, y'all got like apex predator bugs that we haven't
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  Speaker 3: every I feel like it's every three months I get
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  Speaker 3: on Twitter and there's a new giant scary bug from
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  Speaker 3: Australia that they're like, watch out for the creepy spider.
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  Speaker 4: Like, what was that's my people?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, bugs.
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  Speaker 4: It's really horrible, disgusting and I was igssive the movie
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  Speaker 4: the movie I did Bird Eater. Bird eater is a
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  Speaker 4: type of spider that eats small birds. So imagine what
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  Speaker 4: that thing looks like.
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  Speaker 2: A spider that eats birds. Think about it?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, it's the places I'm like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm gonna be a techt Like.
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  Speaker 4: I remember growing up and I remember they being like
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  Speaker 4: blue tongue lizards and snakes in the backyard.
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  Speaker 2: And then I remember having koalas in the backyard one time. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I could. I could a koala.
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  Speaker 4: No koalas they have committee. Oh I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: that's true, actually, but I think it's like what we say.
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  Speaker 4: And I remember finding the koala because there was just
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  Speaker 4: ship everywhere on the floor outside, and I was like, well,
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  Speaker 4: who's not who's doing that? And then I looked up
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  Speaker 4: and there was like two koalas and they just like
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  Speaker 4: they just were just making a mess of the backyard.
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  Speaker 2: They don't really do shit. They just be chilling because
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  Speaker 2: they're high.
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  Speaker 4: They're high off the eucalypt.
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  Speaker 2: Oh right, they beget high all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, if I could be any animal, i'd probably be
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  Speaker 4: a koala.
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  Speaker 3: Oh just looked it up. Koala's Yeah, they got commit
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  Speaker 3: they got committee. And you know how that came to
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  Speaker 3: the human people.
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  Speaker 4: Men?
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  Speaker 2: But men are humans also? Well?
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  Speaker 4: Well they Okay, that's a take.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to expand on that?
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  Speaker 3: Men are a scam? Everybody knows that knows. Every man
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  Speaker 3: named Matt. You are definitely a criminal.
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  Speaker 2: We know, is it Matt. It's Josh back home? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: it's Josh and Australia.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh we got a new scam manana man name okay, yes.
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  Speaker 4: I think though, yes, because STIs were brought to humans
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  Speaker 4: by men fucking animals, right, that's.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Yeah, that's where it came from. Yeah, men did that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's where the Koalas got the.
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  Speaker 2: There's one man in the room. Do you have anything
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  Speaker 2: to say for yourself?
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  Speaker 4: People, I'm disgusted, I'm curious.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to add that my fiance's name is josh.
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  Speaker 4: Am I about to ruin my life, I think in
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  Speaker 4: the right.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations on your engagement. I can't wait for an episode. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna come back to you. It's gonna have to
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  Speaker 2: circle back.
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  Speaker 5: Said.
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  Speaker 2: He's a good Josh, I think yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think his parents made a mistake when they named him.
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  Speaker 3: That that was the wrong name. It was the wrong choice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's not in Australia's maybe it's different.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's an American Josh. Maybe that's okay. If he
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  Speaker 3: was American, Matthew, we would have concerns. There, you go,
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  Speaker 3: we would have concerns. Richard, you good Scarce.
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  Speaker 2: God.
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  Speaker 4: Oh so I will say sadly, I've just realized that
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  Speaker 4: there are a bunch of Australian scams that all Australians
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  Speaker 4: do to foreigners that I will not be divulging.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: After you go to Australia, I'll tell you which things
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  Speaker 4: they told you that were lies.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: We have like a handful of lies that we tell people,
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  Speaker 4: and you're not gonna tell me the lies. Absolutely got
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  Speaker 4: a bunch of fake animals. We've got a bunch of
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  Speaker 4: like phrases that we pretend we say, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: there's a.
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  Speaker 3: Whole Okay, you know what, You're not my only Australian friend.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna call him.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna call somebody. Somebody's gonna tell me these Australians.
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  Speaker 4: He better not actually genuinely. If he does, you can
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  Speaker 4: go online and because he Yeah, that's an Australian to break.
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  Speaker 4: These are sacred pranks, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you know your whole country is based
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  Speaker 3: off criminals, right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, actually not where I'm from.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm from Adelaide, which is the only freely settled
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  Speaker 4: part of Australia that was settled.
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  Speaker 2: I'm colonized. Freely settled is so cute, that's what they's
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  Speaker 2: so much better than college. That's the language they use.
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  Speaker 2: We were freely settled by the man.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, what kind of person goes there's a country.
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  Speaker 4: We're only criminals. They're sending all the criminals by my
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  Speaker 4: own volition.
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  Speaker 2: Criminals are fun, they're a good time.
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  Speaker 4: I think there's fun. Crime is an unfun crime, you know,
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  Speaker 4: like the lip drugs.
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  Speaker 2: That was a fun crime. That's fun. Yeah, sure, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh the whole point they telling you about the lip
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  Speaker 2: on thing was there.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, my mom didn't give me no money to go
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  Speaker 3: to the woods, and I still want to.
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  Speaker 2: So there was like one general store and I stole
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  Speaker 2: a lounch of stuff.
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  Speaker 4: What did you steal?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, definitely so lip onomb stole Like, oh god,
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  Speaker 3: I can't even remember how much stuff I stole.
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  Speaker 2: I was really like good at stealing. And then I
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  Speaker 2: was wearing glasses at the time. I wear contacts, but
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  Speaker 2: I was wearing glasses.
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  Speaker 3: And I remember, like, you know, when you're a kid,
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: you're trying to be cool in front of your friends.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: So I was like trying to curse in front of
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: my friends because that was cool to me.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: And I was like, fuck you birds.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: There were like a lot of birds, and then this
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: one bird like pooped out my glasses on my face
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: and then I.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Washed them and they broke. Wow.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, instant karma. Instant karma. And then when I got home,
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: more instant karma because I got home and then remember
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: that whooping I was waiting on. Oh yeah, I got it,
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: and I was my mom like bored out, like all
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: the stuff that I had in my bag and she
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: took it.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: So everything that I stole, she took it through away.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: So I didn't even get wait.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: She stole from you the apple, I'm the tree.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I even get to enjoy my thefts. She took them all.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. Do you have a look at your mom
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: and go, I see exactly how I turned out the
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: way I turned out?
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah all the time. It's a mirror. I'm like,
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: mm hmmm, yeah, this makes sense.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: In honor of the pit, I wanted to bring you
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: a historic hoodwin. That's my favorite part of the show
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: where I will regale Chabana with a famous con caper
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: group of criminals, will get our opinions all throughout. And
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: I wanted to bring something that was a little medical
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: because I mean, like I love The Pit.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I really do.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Like it's it's such a phenomenal show, like truly, and
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: like it made like your relationship with your mom on
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: that show, Like everything just makes me. I'd be crying
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: all the time watching it, Like, and I don't have
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: to watch shows that make me cry. I'm a comedian,
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: but I could not lock in. I was like, okay,
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: we crying, like and everything was set up so beautifully,
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: especially the first season, Like I was like, Okay, we're weird.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like it really sets up the light
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: in the dark of like you go from a trauma
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: scene to a scene of me asking Matteo out to
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: a scene.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Of child you're crushed crushing on that. Okay, well wow,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: I sorry, sorry, I love it. I loved it.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Now, if you haven't watched it, it's like the first
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: season is one day, yeah, but it's every hour of
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: the day and you get to watch it and follow
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: it like that. And there's so many easter eggs that
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: pay off like so much. It's it's top top top,
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: like love it, top tier. So today we have a
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: history hoodwink that we're aligning with The Pit.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Now look at this man, Oh god, babolical.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: Is that real?
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's him, This is him.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: This is the real guy.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, this is Atlanta's hottest vaneer technician and he's facing
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: more than a hundred charges after he electrically practiced dentistry
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: without a license because vaneer tech is not actually a job.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, he don't even look like it's a job.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: He got them.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: No, I thought this was like an AI generated image. No,
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: this looks this is so edited, it looks AI generated.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: He got some Bijing those tools like that.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Because he's like, I'm a veneer tag I'm gonna stab
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: you in your teeth mouth like.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: His pilla is incredible, it is.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: His face looks so smooth and it's around.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Have you heard the term, Oh, I don't want to
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: be mean to this man ever, but maybe he does
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: some bad things later. Have you had the term chropple ganga.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Chople gang is like a doppel gang of a chopped right,
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: So like somebody who looks exactly like you've been chopped.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: And isn't that John Legend's choppel ganger.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it is his chapel ganger. I've never
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: heard that before, and now I'm like give me the
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: green line. Oh my goodness.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready to go right now, ma'am, sir. So
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: So Brandon Dillard, that's what we're talking about. This is Brandon,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: and it's always a Brandon. Brandon is another scam name
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: that I'm gonna add.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: I know, Brandon, you do on the pit. He works
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: on the pit. He's Donny Donny Hugh. His name is Brandon. Really, yeah,
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: he's real.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Naz's Brandon. Donny is Brandon.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, they've they've stopped naming people Brandon these days after him.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he would like that check, promise.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: So, Brandon Dillard has been arrested for illegally performing millions
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: of dollars worth of cosmetic dental procedure. Is in Georgia,
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: of course, this is in Georgia. That's the scam capital.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Atlanta is scam Mecca like per capita like honestly gp
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: in the world. Wow, the most scams in Atlanta.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: To Atlanta to call them more often because they're getting
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: scammed out there.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: He's trying this now. This is him with the mugshot.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: He don't look like he did with the needles. Again.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: He's still giving face though, he's still kind of give
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: it face.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's glowing.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: He's glowing. He's looking directly into the camera, like you
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: see me.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, not a single black cat on that.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: No, No, he was like he just moisturized, Like did
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: they did they arrest him at a facial like.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: And it feels like he's gotten somebody inside, like who's
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: agreed to do photoshops for him? Yeah, because there's no
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: way he's skinned.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: That's incredible skin, that's incredible skam for this low grade
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: quality photo and he's still giving not giving him yeah
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: for that though. Well, he's charged with theft by deception.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: The theft by deception is it's my kind of theft.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: What's the other kind of theft? It's gotta be deception.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Of actual theft. But I like deception too. It's better.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're right, put your hands in the air and
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: give me your money.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Oh it's like going to the woods and not having money.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: But if you theft by deception.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: That wasn't theft by deception, that was just theft. Okay,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: you're right, you're right. But yeah, so he's charged with
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: theft by deception practice of dentistry without a license, practice
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: of medicine without a license, battery.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Who on, wait a minute, they buried the leaded that they.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Did, Possession of dangerous drugs, which I'm assuming he was
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: using for the teeth, Conspiracy to commit and ners frat
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Brandon crimes you want to do today, I'm not even done,
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: and violating the RICO acts, which is usually associated with
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: organized crime.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Brandon was busy organized.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: I guess he has to organize his teeth. What is
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: organized crime competitive disorganized crime?
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's like when you have other factions involved
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: and like everybody's working together, and like that's kind of
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: the only way to get like mob bosses and things
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: like that is a RICO because like the mob bosses
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: don't like they keep their hands clean.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: They don't ever touch dope. Yes, so how you're going
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: to catch them with that? Right?
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: You got to catch them influentially, like, oh, you told
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: all these people to do this crime, and now we're
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: gonna take you down because you told everybody to do
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: the crimes.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: So so do.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: You think this guy had like dental hygienists and stuff
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: working with him.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, he has some other people with scrubs and
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: he definitely had a practice.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: You know, I wonder what scrubs he was wearing? What brand?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: I mean we saw the blue, oh the brand Ooh yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: The scrubs were cool too. They had they had a
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: pocket on the sleeves.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: We've both worked in scrubs. I've worked yeah on Lopez.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: I was a nurse. I worked in scrubs. And I'm
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: the best uniform ever. So like sneakers, I love just
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: wearing one thing every day.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: I can't have elastic and less fittings.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Just one thing. Yeah, so good, I love it.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: So Elias Moreno, who is licensed to practice dentistry in
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Columbia but not in the US, it's also charged with
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: violating George's RICO law for helping brand and run training courses.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: So Brandon, yeah, he took it a step beyond. Not
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: only was he doing the fake teeth for people, he
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: was training people on.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: How to do it.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: And I always say this, like, there's certain things that
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: you can't be like I do this, Like like, oh
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: I do I do arts, I do flower arrangements, I
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: do those things. You can't be like I do braces,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: I do veneers.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I do hearts. You can't say you do that. You
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: gotta go to school.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't be like.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: I do that, Like that's not it's not a side hustle,
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: like you have to go.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Get a degree.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: It does make me curious about the types of people
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: who would do that training.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, because they want to do teeth and they
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: thought teeth are outside bones.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: There are outside bones in the mouth.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: But then if we're going you can't just say I
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: do teeth, you have to train for us. But these
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: people were training. They were just training with Brandon, you
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like, are they also victims?
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Perhaps that is such a great perspective because they were like,
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: I want to do teeth, and he's making it look
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: like it's an easy way to do teeth, so let's
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: sign up with him and then do teeth.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Of how easy would it be to fall into a cult?
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Honestly, cults are for highly intelligent people. It's
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: actually like kind of scored that, like, the smarter you are,
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: the more likely you are to join a cult. Because
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: if you're smart, your brain's thinking all the time, all
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: the possibilities, all the horrible scenarios of the world just
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: constantly overwhelmed, and then you join a cult because it's like, oh,
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: I have a reason. This problem is solved now, Like
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: I don't have to worry about death anymore because I've
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: joined this cult.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: And now we know we're going to Xena after and I'm.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Good, like yeah, yeah, it's it's so at his business.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: This is Brandon's business. A Liss smiles. Atlanta A list.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, oh those teeth are white, yo.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: And he got a good brand set up, he got
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: everything set up, real cute.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: A list, one hundred and sixty five thousand followers. Did
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: he buy those? Do you have information about if you
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: bought those?
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, at the time, he had promoted himself to
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty eight thousand followers, so he's got
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: more now.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: But he was Atlanta's top ve neerest specialist and trainer.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: He did toothwork and also sold training and certificates, which
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: how are you giving the certificate? But then think about certificates.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: If we're really.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Honest about it, it is just a guy giving you
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: a certificate at any point.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: It's anybody.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: And what made up a certificate? What made like where
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: is that framing? Gotta have some the watermarket. Yeah, you've
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: got to have some nice like little like drawing around it.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: That's that makes its text. With a border, that's for you.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: A border.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a border makes it a certificate. And also if
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: it's printed on thick paper and has a texture to it,
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, that's legit. That's a certificate.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: That's the certificate. I would love to know.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: I stually the proper definition for certificate and if there
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: is some meaningful if it's just it's just like the paper.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: And being a border. Everything's made up the font they use.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: That's why I love doing this show, is everything is
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: made up.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Just decide to follow what rules we want to follow
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: in society, but everything is.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Made about time zones.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: What are we doing? What are we doing? Oh my god? Anyway,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Oh it's just pulled up. A certificate is an official
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: document verifying a fact, such as completing a specific educational
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: program or skill training, proving specialized knowledge, and enhancing resumes
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: and career advancement. So but look, you got a border.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: The example got a border. It's got a border.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: It's got Sarah funt and that would be printed on nice.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Looking very certificatey.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that certificate is less white than Brandon's teeth.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Oh I think that is something like certificates can't be
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: on white paper.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: No, they have to be on like a little like
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: light tan with some texture, like you said, it's got
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: to be thick and it's gonna have a border, and
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: then we know it's for real. So like he was
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: doing these, he was given out certificates which were worthless, obviously,
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: and he provided no legitimate legal credentials.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Obviously. When he was.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Arrested in twenty twenty four, the judge did not want
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: to let him out on bail because there was a
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: danger that he would continue to perform venar procedures if
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: he was to let go, Like, we can't let you
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: outside because you're gonna be in people's mouths.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: You're gonna be right up in their mouths.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Again, that's crazy.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Like a judge saying that you're in danger to society
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: because you're gonna be in people's mouths doing veneers is crazy.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Well, so like that makes it sound like it was
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: a compulsion for him, like he couldn't just stop, Like
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: he wasn't doing it for the money.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: He was in it fold.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: Teeth, which is wild.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: For the love of the game. Was give me that mouth,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: give me that mouth. Yeah, that's crazy. I got things
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: I need to do with your mouth. That's crazy. To
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: protect you from society from their mouths crazy.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: So Brandon had gotten a cease and assist letter from
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: the State Dental Board of Georgia earlier that year, but
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: he just couldn't stay out of people's mouths.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Love. He couldn't say, I might have a passion.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: You gotta do something that makes your heart sing.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, he has fever.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he has dreams. His dreams are crazy. Same, same
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: get them line, Brandon, same yeah.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: And with the pit, everybody is in there all passionate,
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: like about caring for people is saving their lives.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Wow.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: I shout out to you, Brandon.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: The Fulton County Deputy District Attorney said, Brandon Dillard is
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: not a dentist. Well, yeah, we know that he's never
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: been a dentist and as much as he may want
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: to play one on Instagram, he is not one.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: WHOA, that's kind of that's hod. That would have been
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: hot here for Brandon.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because Brandon is a dentist in his head.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: And as an actor, right, Like everybody goes like this
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: whole thing when you're like wait, if you started in
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: la or I started in a city where like, oh,
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: the actors I know don't really act because it's no work.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: But this whole thing where it's like, I'm still an actor.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: I'm still an actor even if I don't act. Yeah,
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: and so is Brandon still like he is if he
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: wants to be a dentist even if he's not being
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: doing dentistry. Is he still a dentist in his hot
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: or is that the kind of bullshit rhetoric we use
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: for artists to make ourselves feel better owner unemployed?
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: I mean I stop telling people what I do for
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: a living a long time ago. Like I will go
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: on dates and be like They'll be like, oh, what
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: do you do? And I'm like, I work in insurance.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Then people won't ask more questions. Like if you don't
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: know what I do for a living, I'm not going
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: to explain it to you. If people are like, what
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: have you been in I'm like, uh, do you run
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: down your resume for people?
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: You get on indeed and show everybody what you work on? No, Like,
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I work in insurance is the most.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Boring thing you can Nobody has follow up questions, nobody
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: cares great.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: I say, acting, but with such an air of humiliation
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: that then people like it's like it. Then people go, no,
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: it's cool that you're an actor.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: It's great.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: That's a real job, buddy.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: And it's like, it's so humiliating. That's a good job, buddy.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Rab right, so a made up job. What a beautiful segue. Here.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: The American Dental Association would like to remind you that
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: dentistry is a regulated profession and it requires formal education
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: and a license. Dentists and dental hygienis must be licensed
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: in a state to provide care within that state. All
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: states require dental work, including veneers, to be performed under
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: the supervision of a licensed dentist. Now, Brandon, he was
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: kind of ignoring it. He gave hisself a license. He
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: gave him some certificate and said, I did it, and.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: I justly gonna really respect that. I honestly do too,
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: now that I'm certificates.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Why did I go to college? I could have just
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: gave myself a college degree?
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: What what did you go to college for?
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Like Pittsburgh? But where did you go I went for?
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: I have a business degree and I have a performance.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Degree, a performance degree. Yeah, that's goofy.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: The business degree was my parents were like, you can't
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: just go get a performance degree.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: You have to do get a real degree.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Well that's so fun.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: So I have a business.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Degree and it's it's actually worked out really great. I
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: needed the business degree. Didn't know I needed it, but
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: I's been working out.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a small business like Brandon. Yeah, okay, continue sir.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I am a small business like Brandon. Just like
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: giving myself, I'm gonna pay out some certificates right after this.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: I'm getting more certificates for myself.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: I was thinking that I'm going to certificates for my friends.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like Shavana.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I had her on an episode print my certificate for
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: the pit I was on their.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: So it's so fun, oh delightful.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: So it takes four years after undergrad to complete a
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Doctor of Dental Surgery which is a DDS or a
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Doctor of Dental Medicine which is a DMD like degree,
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: and for in state resident at a public school, that's
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: going to cost around like two hundred and twenty seven
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Shit, yeah, not.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Including licensing fees, which makes it makes sense why the
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: dentist is so expensive. So he So Brandon is saying
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: you could do this for six thousand.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: He's like, you want to pay two hundred and twenty
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: seven thousand dollars.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Or you want to pay six grand to get your
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: your dental degree.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: I have a question before I decide how I feel
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: about this, because that is daylight robbery from the universities. Yeah,
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: six thousand. He's like, maybe he's like a class warrior.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Maybe he's actually doing this for the people.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: And I just spoke to have a whole plane. I
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: just want to know it was he's been near work? Good?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Was it bad?
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Like do you want to spend a quarter million dollars
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: and four years to get in that mouth?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Or six years like or six thousand dollars and you
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: can get in that mouth and.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: It's an outcome? Is the same? Like how bad were
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: the teeth he was doing?
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: I mean teeth are outside bones there, they are bones,
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Like it's kind of serious to be good at Teeth.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Can kill you. If you have like a note, you
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: can't go on back after your second set.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: And if you have like a rotten tooth, that rotten
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: tooth can go up into your bloodstream and to your
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: heart can't.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, your hot health and your dental health.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: And your heart plat from a teeth plat. It's serious,
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: like we should give Dennis more respect. But I honestly
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: think they'd be passing too many of y'all through school
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: because I've had too many bad dentists. Like, oh, yes,
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: I have one good dsnist now, but I've had a
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: lot of bad ones. Wow, Like where hit a nerve
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: and I was convulsing on the table.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Yes. And also they want to take your teeth out so.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Much because they want the money, Like Wisdom, teeth not
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: everybody has to have them removed.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't had mine removed. I haven't had mine either, Wisdom,
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: we can't get rid of them soon. Well, actually I
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: have had you have four.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: I think I've had two removed now because they were like, oh,
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: we got a yank these, but they were trying to
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: do it when I was like twelve. They were like, oh,
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: you're gonna have them removed anyway. At some point in like,
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: let's just do them now. And I'm like, y'all just
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: want free like billing. You just want anybody teeth out
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: for money.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: I've never.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: And then I go maybe it's just Australians like.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, in America, they're gonna get you for
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: everything you got. You got good health and stress. Oh
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: they got right it up, Okay everything. I'm shocked.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: That's not but medicine should have so much integrity as
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: a profession.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: No, no, that's why I gotta get a second opinion,
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: because yeah.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: The man used to do some American specific research for
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: the pit. It feels suddenly deeply unprepared for season three.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, season three, Okay, no, no, no, I like where
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: you're coming from. Stay stay there.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: It gives me hope. It's hope, Corepel.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: I don't need you to be on the American way
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: where you're like, yeah, yeah, let's cut her.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Let's cut her open for money. Hello, for money.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we need the money. Cut her because she needs
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: it and we need it. Everybody needs it, everybody.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: No wisdom teeth. It's kind of crazy.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they wanted them, they wanted a coin, so obviously,
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: like you need these degrees, right, he and you might
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: you might be right, like maybe he was a class
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: warrior for the people. But you can't just sign up
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: and say you know how to fix t No.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: You can't.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: But Brandon Dillard made four million dollars doing that exact
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: thing and training other people to do it to four million.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Oh not a class warrior then period me full million dollars.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: The money probably just starting to add up.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: He didn't know it was gonna be that, and he
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: had expenses. I imagine, how do you make how do
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: you make teeth?
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: You got a whole practice. He got to get the teeth,
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: you know, equipment from Amazon dot Com probably.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: With this and how did how did this stop? Like
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: if you want to do a scam, you go Nigerian prince.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: You don't go teeth.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Like that's really crazy. I'm obsessed with I mean, in Atlanta,
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: I think you go teeth.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: All the rappers and stuff.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: They want some fresh teeth. They want and they don't
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: want to get braces. They don't want to do the work.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: I really that's really interesting that rappers want teeth. I've
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: never really thought about this.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: Rappers one teeth. Cardy B had a song like I
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: got a bag, I'll fixed my teeth.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: What was wrong with his teeth?
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Told these holes the ship ain't cheat.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: That's party it would have been if you're going to Brandon.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: But then we wouldn't have had the song.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Uh wow, that's really interesting because, like especially the rise
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: of Mumble Wrap, what is the value of having your articulators.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're just gonna going like mumble he got
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: the style, actually get rid of your teeth. I think
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: it's more about the facade of it all, because like
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: vaneer fraud is now like extremely common all over the country.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: He serious, vaneer fraud, Yes, it's extremely common. People trying
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: to get your teeth. Are you trying to literally get
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: your teeth?
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they take even trying to get my big on
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: off my teeth than mine.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Liter trying to get your mouth close, friend of my comms.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Great advice, Hollywood, Actually might com.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Is hands in your mouth. You don't know, Oh my god.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: And so look, we have a fake Tampa dentist here,
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Emily Martinez, who used a special beauty salon technique to
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: attach bogus veneers to her victims.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: So let's look at what like she was up to. Emily.
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: It's believed Emily Martinez used nail glue, yes, nail glue
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: to attach veniers to her victim's teeth. Licensed dentists say,
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: if a deal on dental work seems too good to
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: be true.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: It probably is Panella's Park.
• 40:02
  Speaker 8: Police say, Emily Martinez promise to give her clients a
• 40:06
  Speaker 8: killer smile at.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: A killers measure anuary.
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: We told you when she was operating the tap In
• 40:12
  Speaker 8: beauty bar under the alias Jasmine Martinez, while presenting herself name.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Emily went from Emily to Jasmine. We should have known
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: she was doing crimes because why are you changing your name?
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: One thousand, two hundred dollars put tooth to is insane.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Her tooth is crazy.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: That's really expensive.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: And then you just see her pulling out some Sally
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Hansens and putting that on your mouth.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: I can't that's insane.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Now my teeth can come off with acetone? What?
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: No?
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, so true? Did people's teeth come off? Oh my god?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Oh you know they teeth was coming off like that's
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: how she got caught.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: If she was doing a good job, if she was
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: a good hood dentist, nobody would have said a word.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Nobody would have said this is so true.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Actually yeah, nobody would have said any No.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: They would be like, I got my hookup, everything's good.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: But if they saying something that means the teeth coming
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: off really bad.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: Oh. So I'm such a messy eatter that, like I
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: definitely would eat my own teeth without realizing it, do
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Like, that's the kind of
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: because the teeth is crazy. What what if you're asleep
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: and your tooth came off your tooth?
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Oh my god and baptized. Oh death by tooth is crazy.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: This is crazy.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Mmmmm.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: So here's a news report with one woman who fell
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: for an Instagram DM luring her into becoming a fake
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: vener tech at another Atlanta spot.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: So we have this video of this woman.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: So not only is Brandon like selling his business, They're
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: all like, there are people in Atlanta like advertising to
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: become a dental tech.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: I'm so obsessed with all these perspectives were getting. Is
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: this huh the top?
• 41:58
  Speaker 7: And they is completely reversible.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: Influencer Andrea Joseph said she was contacted on Instagram by
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Devon Oh the Way So, a self described dental assistant.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: He asked if she could promote his business, VVS Smiles
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: in exchange for free veneers. After a year of watching
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Devn's business grow on Instagram, she decided to enroll in
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: his course and travel to Atlanta to learn how to
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: become of vineer tech herself?
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: What was my people a lot of money?
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: He's like, oh, I've made over one hundred thousand dollars.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: In a year.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: My people, my people, this is us. And then they're
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: doing great branding with it VVS tech Like, what was
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: what was brand's brand?
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: It was on a list A list A list, smile a.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: List VVS like fancy fancy?
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: What was the fact that she followed him for a year,
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: watched him growing and then decided like she didn't due
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: diligence And it.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Looked like he did her mouth. That's her mouth that
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: he did her teeth.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Look, he's said, they kind of look good. They look
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: really good.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like like I kind of understand wash into the
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: scam because the.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: Teeth it's working. Yeah, and they all have such good skin.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: They do and like social media ads like the near
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Texts are often promoting themselves on Instagram and TikTok promising
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: a full set of choppers for a bargain price. So
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: you get on Instagram, they done boosted. They post chomp, chomp,
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: chop teeth.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: How is Instagram allowed to do that? I mean crazy,
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: that's somebody who just sell.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Uh, Mark Zuckenberger already went to the hearings and he's.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Just and he.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: That's wild.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: That's so that should not be legal.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: And instead of working out of a dental office, the
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: near texts often do their work at beauty salons, hotel rooms,
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: hotel rooms.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: And private homes. Can you imagine meet me at the
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Marriott we fin.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: Into your dental work, and then I would if it
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: was the Marriott, I would trust because that's a really
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: funzy hotel, right.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: The bond Boy, We're going to the Bond Boy. Yeah, Kimpton,
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: that's a Marriotte property. And then I get my teeth did.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: That's crazy and a beauty soon too, because venias they're
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: not real.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: It's not health dentistry. No, it is beauty.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: But at the same time, like somebody over here getting
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: a silk press and I'm getting teeth put on.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Are we all in the same place, Like getting your
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: nails done and get getting your teeth done by the
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: same person is like actually kind of really fun.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Somebody gave me.
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: And I'm getting pressed on teeth. It's crazy, really fun. Yo,
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: I'm shocked.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: And some advertised like multi city tours tour, yes, really,
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: and they encourage clients to message them to book an
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: appointment in advance, so they go on teeth tour like
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in your city putting them teethong.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Get your mouth ready, San Francisco.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Don't you need to We've been like, don't you have
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: to be fitted and refitted?
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Right? Get your mouth ready, Dayton, No high, that's.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: This is insane. I need a movie about I need
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: a Foster and Furious style franchise about this guy.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: I do do because what do you mean?
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Like also as a scammer, I do admire this part
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: because as a scammer you do need to be on
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: the move.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: You can't be in one place. You gotta you gotta
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: run from the law. You got advertisement, you run in
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: the cities. I don't know. So the costs of the deals.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Veneer techs are popular because of their pricing, right, it's cheaper,
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: with some offering a full set of Veneers for a
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: flat fee of like four thousand to five thousand dollars.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Brandon held online raffles for a five thousand, five hundred
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: dollar full set. So he said, if y'all get on
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: my life like a subscribe, you might get a free mouth.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me right now?
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's insane, honestly excellent advertising strategy.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but what so crazy? Uh? That's crazy. Some
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: guy's gonna come to your city and you've want to ruffle, uh,
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: spend five thousand dollars and he's just gonna.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Look at your mouth one time and fit things in
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: it immediately. Yeah, but you'allly raffle them off free searchery.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: You're not doing it. Y'all got a freak that's literally,
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: oh my god, put a ticket in and maybe you
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: get your heart cut on? Yeah, no, could you?
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Could you imagine somebody would pay for that for no
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: a while.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: To do so.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: We need to stop putting an idea in the air
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: because this is America and they probably like, you know what,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: what's like? No rospel sho would be like we ever
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: thought about it? That a raffle with those kneears.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: Don't you shave your actual existing teeth down? So like
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: this guy's just shaving your teeth down the first time
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: he sees them and then fitting you with generic shaped teeth. Yeah,
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: but your everybody's mouth is a different size.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know yet That's what I think about.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: It's that angry. I get this is crazy. No, yeah,
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: you're you're right on track.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: Shaving your whole your teeth down for five thousand dollars.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: You can't go back, No, but you go back.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: You actually, so you could have I don't know what
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: fifty five hundred gets you, like as as far as
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: a full set because they got different options.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: But you can get you some teeth, oh good, and
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: actual dentists.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: They charge between one thousand and two thousand per tooth
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: per tooth for veneers, with higher prices for those made
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: from porcelain compared to the cheaper materials like the composite
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: material they use for like filling a cavity.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: So so that's what the costs should actually be. But
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Brandon was like five thousand full mouth.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: So veneers are thin.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: They're like custom made tooth coverings used to hide minor
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: impervections like stains or chips, or to fill in gaps
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: between teeth. You'll recognize them from famous faces like Miley
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Cyrus to Joe Coy like, you know, oh okay, his
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: are aggressive, Like Miley's teeth look good, but Joe Joe, sir,
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: that's a lot of it's teeth.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Blinding, like why did you go so white with it?
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Unlike crowns are more invasive dental implants, veneirs are usually
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: considered like cosmetic industry, like you were saying, and they
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: aren't covered by insurance.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because you can't tell your insurance like I
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: need my smile to be pretty. Everybody, like you know,
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: they're not going to go for that.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: So placing veneers involve stripping some of the natural enamel
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: like we were talking about, from the tooth and bonding
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: the new covering into place. You need anesthesia before the
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: dental strips, like you're enamel because that process, like getting
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: veneers is, it's kind of an irreversible procedure according to
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: the American Dental Association. Once you do it, there ain't
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: gonna going back. Yes, they shave you down to these
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: little shark monster teeth.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: You can't go back.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and you can't eat with those, like imagine
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: how much FOD you would get in between your teeth.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: And they're not permanent.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: They can only be expected to last between five to
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: fifteen years before they degrade and have to be replaced.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And also there's a thing where like if you
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: get veneers, where they're placed, they can interrupt your gum health.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: So there's this thing called veneer breath.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, where your breath smells bad because you can't brush
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: in between your gums and your teeth because there's a
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: fake thing sitting there closing up that gap, and then
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: bacteria is being trapped in there, and then your breat
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: smells bad.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's there's so many risks. Wow, there's a reason
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: I don't have lasick because every eye doctor.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: I go too is wearing glasses and I'm like, well,
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: if you ain't getting yo, I cut home. I'm not
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: getting money.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, but Lacey is scary.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Am I gonna say it? I do have veneers, which
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: which was in my mouth?
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got a great smile, thank you. I don't
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: have veneers, but I have I've got a really strong
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: tongue that sounds really weird. And I get food trapped
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: in like one part of my teeth, so I push
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: it out with my tongue and then now both of
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: those teeth have like turned. You have a time, and
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: so I'm gonna have like sideways teeth.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but just keep them. Keep the integrity of your face.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: I didn't get all the Veneers. I didn't get my
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: whole mouth done because after they did the process, which
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: actually was a process, I was like, I.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Don't want more of this, Like I think I'm good.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: So the risks of bad work.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: If you get cheap unlicensed veneers, you risk damage to
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: the tooth itself, possible nerve damage, and infection. And we
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: talked about infections lead to the heart, like the teeth
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: the mouth like, it's not a game to play with.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: If they use the wrong amount of anesthesia, it can
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: be incredibly painful. They can also go too deep into
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: the tooth and penetrate what's called the pulp chamber, which
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: contains blood, vessels and nerves. So now you're hooting and
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: hollering on the table because somebody coming at you with
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: a nail drill, somebody over here getting a fill in,
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: somebody getting some extensions taped in, and you over here.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Getting your pulp drill.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: No, that's crazy.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Another big issue is that fake text don't actually examine
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: your teeth to see if you have any issues like
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: gum disease or cavities. If you put up a near
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: on top of the cavity, the cavity will keep growing
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: even though it's covered up and you're going to eventually
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: lose that tooth.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. But you know of ania guy already. Yeah,
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: but you can't put a venier on a tooth that
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: ain't there.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh I didn't think about that.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So if you lose that tooth, there's nothing of well,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: looking like Krashan, that's a deep cut. If you know, what,
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: what do you do? If you don't have a tooth,
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: then how do you be toothless?
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: If you lose a tooth? Surely they can they can
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: stick on a fake tooth bridge a bridge.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta get a bridge, like you, Richard. Yeah,
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: somebody got to drill a little screw in your mouth.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Put another Yeah, you don't want that. Plus, like, let's
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: not forget that your teeth might look really bad and
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: it can cost two thousand dollars per tooth to fix.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Bad dental work.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: So you might even go in deeper. But the allure
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: of being a fake dentist it's hard to resist.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: By making steamers so hot to resist, they keep coming back.
• 53:03
  Speaker 8: My day.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: You could go buy scrubs anywhere. You're telling me, I
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: got the uniform, I got the outfit and I took
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: the six thousand dollars training class. I'm a dennist.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: Say it again, say to set again. It's so funny
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: Laura being a fake dnnist. It's hard to resist gamers. Honestly,
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: it's making a little hard for me to Yeah productive,
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: it's seductive.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Might quit my job.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Look at least you get to get your hit out
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: with the pit because you and scrubs on the pit.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: Being a doctor, I have no medical itch period period.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: Everything new think I want about you play that role
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: attle too well. I feel like it absolutely absolutely.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: You never want to do teeth, get people's mouth. You're
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: give me the mount. I'm like, up, absolutely not gonna
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: give you in my mouth right now. You know you
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: can do a little tune up? Could you?
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: Could you? No? Oh my god, No, that's my nightmare.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: Medical stuff is my nightmare. Like absolutely not say disgusting.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: I love that people have God complexes.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: I love that there are people who are born who
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: are like I can save your life, and I'm gonna
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: get in here and cut on your body and look
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: in the blood.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: I love the thing.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: Love looking inside your body like the most invasive thing
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: you can do.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Look I'm gonna be gossip.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: I will sit at a restaurant and I will listen
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: to a full conversation that's happening two tables over and
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: be fully involved. I'm nosy in that way. I'm not
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: nosy enough to be like, let me cut you open
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: and see what's going on inside.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: No, but I'm so.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Happy that there are people who are so grateful. It
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: makes your difference here because I can't do that. So
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: don't get caught by these fake dentists. Separate the DDS
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: from the BS, please by searching their name on mouthhealthy
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: dot org. I can't believe there is a website for.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: This mouth healthy healthy.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: We were talking about giving the mouth up. They try
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: to make the mouth healthy.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: Mouthhealthy dot com sounds like a scam.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: It's do org. So it's not a scam because it's
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: not organization mouth.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: Healthy, Mouth healthy convinced. I'm not convinced at all. That's crazy.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: It's a tool to check if your provider is licensed
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: in your state, so you can go on mouthhealthy dot
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: org and see if they need to be in your mouth.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Don't let them put their fingers in until you've gone
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: on mouth healthy.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Keep that mouth healthy.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, keep that mouth healthy.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's why it was crazy that they were going
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: on tours, because you have to be licensed within a state.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: Yes, and think about it like.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: I'll think about it like this.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: You know how in California it's incredibly difficult to pass
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: the bar, Like the bar is different in every state. Yeah,
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: so these people are going on tour, they definitely are
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: not licensed in all these states.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: They can't know.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, that's wild.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Actually, Yeah, if y'all see.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Somebody going on the mouth tour, don't go close your
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: mouth up. Don't let them put their fingers in there.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: Don't let them do it because they're just now glue
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: in your mouth. Oh no, oh my god, this is horrible.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: I don't yeah, it is. I mean he is like
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: kind of like iconic.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: But he's got very sad eyed.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: He's so diabolical for this, Like, yeah, his eyes are
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: very sad. I mean, imagine having to spend your life
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: on the run.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: But also what's interesting is that he's in, he's in,
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: he's behind bas and so he doesn't have access to
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: his dental equipment and his mouth is closed.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Oh and I wonder what's going on in his mouth.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: His mouth is closed and when we first saw him
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: his mouth was a mouth. I thought his teeth is
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: falling off.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, Brandon, Brandon, part of this is your
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: mama fault because why was she named it?
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Here we are, We'll see what happens with Brandon. Oh,
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: I got Sean. What do you think about Brandon? What
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: do you think? Like should he get time for this?
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: I'm not a lawyer.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: And I'll not be making any legal claims on behalf
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: of anybody. I'm not media trained, but I know that.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: I mean, I hope all of them people with nail
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: nail glue in their mouths get it out and sold
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: a million dollars Like that's crazy. That's a lot he's
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: been stealing from people.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, he technically was doing the service, was he? No?
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: I think if you yeah, he shaved the teeth down,
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: that's for sure. Oh No, who knows what he put
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: on top? God, this is really awoken a lot of
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: things for me.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Well, we always asked at the end of the show, Okay,
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: where would you like to be found?
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: So any social media's, any shows anything you want people
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: to watch?
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: See you at what I know I have to Yes,
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: please watch the pit please watch the Lesbian Space Princess.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: That's out now, Buddy, does that now? Tails from Out
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: of Suburbia's also I think worldwide. It's animation for children,
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: just in case you were confused. But don't find me
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: anywhere on so don't find me, leave me alone.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: That's all we asked. Where do you want to be found?
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: We want to know where you want to find me,
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: and find me in your heart with some kindness, thank you. Yes,
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: but social media, get off social media. Take a walk
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: with your friends, COYR loved ones.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Yes, you guys can find me at d I v
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: A l A c I DVA on all platforms.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: You can find me on Scam Got His Pot if
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: you want to look at all of these photos of
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: Brandon from when he was so joyous doing his illegal mouthwork,
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: so when he got caught in up in the jail
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: house and he looks so sad with his mouth closed.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: You know, see what's in there. You can watch Going
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Dutch right now on Fox and on next day Hulu.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: You can watch Scam Goddess, a television show on Hulu.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: You can get my books Scam Goddess wherever you buy
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: books or download books or whatever. You want to do
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: with that and scam Goddess. We're going on our Live
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: Nation mini tours. So in the spring, I'm gonna be
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: in your city's Chicago, San Francisco, New York City, Irving, Texas.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: That's Dallas, Texas, y'all, that's my hometown.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: If y'all don't show y'all's fucking asses for that show,
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: I swear to god, I'm gonna come in like John
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Wick and act like y'all killed my dog and whoop
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: everybody's asses. You better show the fuck up for Dallas, Texas, Okay.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: And then I'm going back to Cobbs Comedy Theater in
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: San Francisco, and y'all know we have a good time.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: And that's the one that I'm gonna record because I
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: know how y'all ask, and I love how y'all act.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: All right, congregation, I want you how to get out there,
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: and I want you to stay.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Certificating. Make your own certificates, guys. Okay.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: It just takes a printer and a border and a
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: dream and a dream and maybe some thick paper that's
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: not white, a little cream that really gives a credence.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Sarah Funt, Yes, Sarah font. Yes, y'all get out there
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: and y'all certificate.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, ctify stuff.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: I believe in you. You can be a dentist if
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: you want.
• 1:00:22
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• 1:00:27
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• 1:00:32
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• 1:00:35
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