Latest / Scam Goddess / The Infomercial Imposter w/ Tawny Newsome (Fraud Friday)
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What's Popping Congregation is your girl. Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess.
- 0:05Speaker 1: Welcome to an episode of Fraud Fridays, where we release
- 0:09Speaker 1: older episodes from the Scam Goddess Baalt. That's right, Fraud
- 0:13Speaker 1: Fridays is where we bring back your favorite episodes from
- 0:16Speaker 1: behind the paywall. Enjoy this episode from behind the paywall,
- 0:20Speaker 1: and as always, stay scheming.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Scam, come rubbery and run scam, come ruby and froll.
- 0:40Speaker 3: Goddess.
- 0:41Speaker 1: What's popping Congregation? We are back for another installment of
- 0:45Speaker 1: Scam Goddess. And yes we are at home on our
- 0:49Speaker 1: couches and the cribs, and that's all we're gonna say
- 0:51Speaker 1: about that. I'm your host, Lacy mostly aka Scam Goddess,
- 0:54Speaker 1: and I'm super thrilled. Look, I gave you a new word.
- 0:57Speaker 1: I know. I say excited a lot. Today I'm saying thrilled. Okay,
- 1:01Speaker 1: even more excited for our guests. She's a queen. You've
- 1:04Speaker 1: heard her on her podcast, Yo Is This Racist, which
- 1:07Speaker 1: is so amazing and popular and fucking dope. Also, you
- 1:11Speaker 1: can see her starring in the new Netflix show with
- 1:13Speaker 1: Steve Carell called Space Force. We have Miss Tawny Noosa, Tony.
- 1:19Speaker 1: Does I say your last name? Oh, lazy, thank you
- 1:21Speaker 1: so much. I think so.
- 1:23Speaker 3: I don't know. There's a weird delay. It could have
- 1:25Speaker 3: been wrong, but you probably got it.
- 1:26Speaker 1: It's newsome. I just feel like I never say your
- 1:28Speaker 1: last name, like I know you. We have this always tawny, like,
- 1:31Speaker 1: I never really say your last name.
- 1:33Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't really need that. I don't really know
- 1:36Speaker 3: many other Tawnys, so we don't need it.
- 1:38Speaker 1: It's a good name. It's a really it's like La,
- 1:41Speaker 1: like Lacey. We're pretty rare. I rarely meet a Lacey.
- 1:43Speaker 1: There's like Lacey Duval, she be fucking and then Lacy
- 1:47Speaker 1: Peterson that was sad. People just call it lay Peters.
- 1:52Speaker 1: I know a Lacey.
- 1:53Speaker 3: I know a white Lacey who used to teach spin
- 1:56Speaker 3: classes in my old neighborhood. But then she got fired
- 1:59Speaker 3: for yelling at a white man. And that's all I'm
- 2:02Speaker 3: gonna say about that.
- 2:03Speaker 1: She was.
- 2:03Speaker 3: I think I like that Lacey. I think I liked
- 2:05Speaker 3: that Lacey. She sounds like we would think I was
- 2:08Speaker 3: on her side.
- 2:09Speaker 1: She did.
- 2:10Speaker 3: She did yell at him real hard, but also like
- 2:13Speaker 3: he was wild. So I'm with that Lacy all the
- 2:16Speaker 3: Lacey's I know. Personally, I'm with yes.
- 2:21Speaker 1: I've only gotten to really yell at somebody real hard,
- 2:24Speaker 1: like twice in my life, and boy, can I tell
- 2:26Speaker 1: you it's liberating. Have you remember just cuss somebody out?
- 2:30Speaker 1: I really they because they deserved it. They deserved it.
- 2:34Speaker 1: I did it once, and unfortunately the circumstances weren't great
- 2:38Speaker 1: because I was outside of a theater we won't say which,
- 2:42Speaker 1: and there was a valet line and I started cursings
- 2:45Speaker 1: helf is out so bad the valet line started clapping.
- 2:49Speaker 1: At the end. I was like, oh, I need to
- 2:51Speaker 1: go home. Hell yeah. So first I want to ask
- 2:53Speaker 1: you just a little question, like do you have any
- 2:55Speaker 1: relationship with scams? Have you ever been scammed?
- 2:58Speaker 3: You know, I was raised by a very tough mom
- 3:01Speaker 3: who always taught me to be on the lookout for
- 3:04Speaker 3: shenanigans and taught me to keep my wits about me.
- 3:07Speaker 3: I will say this, I have never been pickpocketed. I
- 3:11Speaker 3: have never been mugged. I have not, and a lot
- 3:14Speaker 3: of that is luck. A lot of that is my
- 3:16Speaker 3: height and my stature. I'm not a small woman, so
- 3:19Speaker 3: I am less likely to be grabbed or to be
- 3:21Speaker 3: uh for people to try and pull some ship with me.
- 3:24Speaker 3: But also like my head is on a swivel, honey,
- 3:27Speaker 3: to the point where I look crazy when I travel.
- 3:29Speaker 3: I look I'm just I'm the I'm the paranoid friend
- 3:31Speaker 3: you want with you on a crowded train in a
- 3:34Speaker 3: country you've never been to before.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Like if you were spotted, if you were taken.
- 3:39Speaker 3: Oh damn, you would have been.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Ahead of time.
- 3:48Speaker 3: I am a little like I'm a little bit of
- 3:54Speaker 3: a vigilante in that way, just because, like I can see,
- 3:58Speaker 3: my mom just taught me to recognize behaviors of just
- 4:01Speaker 3: people who meant you harm, even if it's you know,
- 4:04Speaker 3: mild harm, even it's just like pit pocketing or whatever.
- 4:06Speaker 3: So I will say that I have been lucky and
- 4:08Speaker 3: I've been strategic, and that's never happened to me. I
- 4:11Speaker 3: will recall one time I went with my mom to Barcelona,
- 4:15Speaker 3: and you know, a lot of European cities have a
- 4:17Speaker 3: lot of just like petty pickpocketing. That's not even any shade.
- 4:20Speaker 3: America has way bigger problems. But just in Europe, the
- 4:24Speaker 3: pickpocketing game is is shoe.
- 4:27Speaker 1: It's a little cue there. It's like the loo keys.
- 4:31Speaker 4: Twist hello, you know, I feel a look cute.
- 4:35Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, what not? Why not?
- 4:39Speaker 3: And I will never forget coming down some steps in
- 4:42Speaker 3: a subway and I turn around to look for my
- 4:44Speaker 3: mom and my mom has a twelve year old child
- 4:47Speaker 3: by the wrist, and she's just looking her in the
- 4:49Speaker 3: eyes and going why did you put your hand in
- 4:51Speaker 3: my purse? And kids like and it just breaks for
- 4:54Speaker 3: you and runs away. I was like, Okay, we're gonna
- 4:58Speaker 3: We're gonna be all right, because I was a little nervous,
- 5:00Speaker 3: like traveling. I was traveling with my mom, my husband's mom.
- 5:03Speaker 3: It was like we had all these moms with us,
- 5:05Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, I'm dragging them through through Europe.
- 5:07Speaker 3: They're gonna get their ass pickpocketed or something, but no
- 5:10Speaker 3: one did. So yeah, I'm always she was like. Mom
- 5:15Speaker 3: was very because she was also like it's a child
- 5:18Speaker 3: right like she was. I think she was just like, hey,
- 5:21Speaker 3: we don't do that. I will also say my dad
- 5:24Speaker 3: is a very paranoid person, and he has always raised
- 5:27Speaker 3: me to be paranoid.
- 5:30Speaker 1: That's black people think bad.
- 5:32Speaker 3: It's a real black people thing. He loves to send
- 5:34Speaker 3: me an article about the KKK, like, you know, often so,
- 5:39Speaker 3: and most of the time he's right.
- 5:41Speaker 1: But what what it's just done for me is it's
- 5:44Speaker 1: kept me.
- 5:45Speaker 3: It's kept me aware of scams even when they're a
- 5:48Speaker 3: little even when maybe they're not that you know, threatening.
- 5:52Speaker 3: I think, I'm yeah, I had all this woid stuff
- 5:56Speaker 3: pretty well.
- 5:56Speaker 1: I appreciate that. So you're definitely not a mark. So
- 6:00Speaker 1: you're probably closer to maybe one day being a scammer
- 6:03Speaker 1: because that's you know, that's how the scale goes. It goes.
- 6:05Speaker 1: We have hardcore marks and empathizers on one side, and
- 6:09Speaker 1: then we have people who are real, real alert towards
- 6:12Speaker 1: the middle, and then the far right is like really
- 6:14Speaker 1: bad scammers, and then the middle of the right is
- 6:17Speaker 1: like people who just like a little you know, just
- 6:18Speaker 1: like a little light fraud, you know, just like a
- 6:20Speaker 1: little taste of shit canary mm hmm, you know, every
- 6:23Speaker 1: now and then we skip a love.
- 6:24Speaker 3: With love a little bit. I'd love to do some
- 6:26Speaker 3: light fraud. I wonder if it's just never occurred to me,
- 6:30Speaker 3: But I think I would be good at it. Is
- 6:31Speaker 3: that a bad thing to say?
- 6:33Speaker 1: No, I think that's an excellent thing to say. And
- 6:34Speaker 1: I also think you would be excellent at it as
- 6:37Speaker 1: you are at most things. All things really that I
- 6:39Speaker 1: know that you do tany are excellent, So I fully
- 6:42Speaker 1: believe that you would also succeeded this. You know, what's
- 6:45Speaker 1: funny about scamming is like a lot of times it's
- 6:47Speaker 1: just shit that nobody thinks of to do. Like I
- 6:49Speaker 1: took a psychology class which really in college, which really
- 6:52Speaker 1: really started me like being interested in scams because they
- 6:55Speaker 1: were teaching me stuff in the psych class about you know,
- 6:57Speaker 1: bystander effect and ways that you know, social communities interact
- 7:03Speaker 1: with one another as a whole. And then I was
- 7:05Speaker 1: reading it and started to realize that I was like, oh,
- 7:08Speaker 1: I can just start cheating people. That's not what they
- 7:10Speaker 1: were trying to teach me. But I was like, hmm,
- 7:13Speaker 1: that's what I took from a shout out to the
- 7:15Speaker 1: University of Pittsburgh College. Like, for example, if you're in
- 7:18Speaker 1: a line and you give anybody an excuse in front
- 7:21Speaker 1: of you for why you need to cut them, unless
- 7:23Speaker 1: like it's like a concert or something that people are
- 7:25Speaker 1: real thirsty for, like a sneaker release or whatever, they'll
- 7:28Speaker 1: normally let you in front of them. So if you're
- 7:31Speaker 1: just in line at the grocery store and you're like, hey,
- 7:32Speaker 1: my car is running, people will let you in front
- 7:35Speaker 1: of them, Like what does that even mean? Your car
- 7:37Speaker 1: is running?
- 7:37Speaker 3: See, because people don't want conversations, turn it off, and
- 7:42Speaker 3: like anytime I've come you know what, Lacey, I get
- 7:45Speaker 3: this so hard because I am terrified of consequences. So
- 7:50Speaker 3: I guess I'm not a scammer because I don't want
- 7:51Speaker 3: to get caught doing shit like this. But you know
- 7:53Speaker 3: what makes me a superhead on a swivel person is
- 7:56Speaker 3: if you come up to me and go, hey, my
- 7:57Speaker 3: car's running. Can I get in front of you? I
- 7:59Speaker 3: will let you, but I will always be like, this
- 8:01Speaker 3: is a scam. I will always be like, Okay, I'm
- 8:04Speaker 3: gonna let you have your scam. But even people who
- 8:05Speaker 3: are like trying to do legitimate things, I'm usually like,
- 8:08Speaker 3: this is a scam.
- 8:09Speaker 1: They're running right, And a lot of times they are
- 8:11Speaker 1: because my SB out here scam men. I remember one
- 8:13Speaker 1: time I was going to like a Berry Jenkins film
- 8:16Speaker 1: festival some shit that where he was speaking and they
- 8:19Speaker 1: were like playing one of his movies and it's pretty exclusive.
- 8:22Speaker 1: I got their way too late. The line was wrapped
- 8:23Speaker 1: around the block, and I was like, I don't be
- 8:25Speaker 1: doing lines like that. So I walked right up to
- 8:28Speaker 1: almost the front, like maybe six people behind, and then
- 8:31Speaker 1: I just started standing on the corner. And then I
- 8:33Speaker 1: just started leaning in the closer and just leaning in
- 8:36Speaker 1: closer all the time on my phone or like pretending
- 8:39Speaker 1: to talk on the phone, like I was distracted. And
- 8:41Speaker 1: then I was good. But it was a black event, right,
- 8:44Speaker 1: it's Barry Jenkins and Ryan Coogler. These six white people
- 8:47Speaker 1: come up and they get in line right in front
- 8:49Speaker 1: of me with somebody who had been holding their place.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Now there is this little Latina woman after a Latina woman,
- 8:55Speaker 1: and she was not having itza. She said, we want
- 8:58Speaker 1: habits and she was like, I know, y'all, don't all
- 9:01Speaker 1: just get in front. And I was like, damn, they
- 9:03Speaker 1: really did get in front of y'all, Hume, you know, actually,
- 9:07Speaker 1: how about you go up there? I was like, you
- 9:09Speaker 1: skip all of them and then I'm gonna get behind you. No,
- 9:13Speaker 1: And damn, well I cut her too.
- 9:15Speaker 3: So you used you used someone else's failed scam to
- 9:18Speaker 3: advance your own. Now that that is some inception level scamming.
- 9:21Speaker 3: And I applied to I was like.
- 9:22Speaker 1: Damn, since I know how you feel. I can't believe
- 9:25Speaker 1: they did that to you. You've been here since three o'clock.
- 9:27Speaker 1: It's eight pm.
- 9:31Speaker 3: See, this is a boldness that I don't possess.
- 9:33Speaker 1: It's mostly panic because I'm like, I can't lose. Something
- 9:37Speaker 1: comes over me and it's like I cannot lose, and
- 9:39Speaker 1: I'm like, I got to keep going, scaled God, But yes, SONI,
- 9:48Speaker 1: So let's get into our first segment. What's hot in front?
- 9:51Speaker 1: So I got a listener letter for you, Tony. And
- 9:54Speaker 1: this listener letter really intrigued me because when I first
- 9:58Speaker 1: opened it, it says I I didn't want to send
- 10:00Speaker 1: this until I checked the statute of limitations and I said, yes, yes, okay, whatever,
- 10:07Speaker 1: this is spicy, flavorful, delicious. I will imvibe and we
- 10:13Speaker 1: will call this person. You know, I'm gonna call this
- 10:17Speaker 1: person Teddy Riley. And that's just a deep cut for
- 10:21Speaker 1: y'all black folks. Teddy Riley. I love your I love
- 10:26Speaker 1: your alias.
- 10:27Speaker 3: As you've been giving people. They crack me up.
- 10:30Speaker 1: Right, like y'all, WIFEO was Google Teddy Riley versus Battles,
- 10:33Speaker 1: so y'all can get the gifts and the memes. That
- 10:35Speaker 1: was so funny.
- 10:36Speaker 3: Who Teddy Riley was doing the most Oh my god,
- 10:39Speaker 3: shout out to a King that was like years a wild.
- 10:42Speaker 3: I can't believe that that was like months ago. It's crazy,
- 10:45Speaker 3: So Teddy Riley that was that was early teen, damn
- 10:49Speaker 3: it was the teen is the time.
- 10:51Speaker 1: Is starting to fly by, which I'm okay with because
- 10:53Speaker 1: I'm like, let's get to November because we got work
- 10:55Speaker 1: to do so the team can keep flying. Although my
- 10:59Speaker 1: birthday is coming up. The four did youuly? And if
- 11:01Speaker 1: I got to be inside on my birthday by myself,
- 11:03Speaker 1: like I'm really be said that my city boys, you're
- 11:07Speaker 1: gonna lose your own city girl's voice came out. I
- 11:09Speaker 1: was like, I might really be sad because I was
- 11:12Speaker 1: upove be having a hot girl summer and it's it.
- 11:15Speaker 1: I'm having an earth conditioned, lonely girl somemmer like, no,
- 11:22Speaker 1: it's not hot at all.
- 11:23Speaker 3: Know we'll have that little we'll plan you a little
- 11:26Speaker 3: social distancing hang like we did for producer Amritas Zig.
- 11:30Speaker 1: I don't want that ship. I love Zig and I
- 11:32Speaker 1: went to it, but I want a party. I want
- 11:35Speaker 1: to run Americion. You you throw this in my face.
- 11:39Speaker 1: I planned that sware. I had to what I have
- 11:43Speaker 1: to do. I had to send a Zoom link. I
- 11:45Speaker 1: had to what I have to do. I had to
- 11:47Speaker 1: get myself a drink. It was hard planning. I had
- 11:50Speaker 1: to what I had to do. I had to what
- 11:54Speaker 1: I had What you had to do, guys, whenever I
- 11:57Speaker 1: had to have the zoom Pro account. Yeah, you do
- 12:00Speaker 1: have to have account. This send the links. I just
- 12:02Speaker 1: click on links. I ain't never started the zoom in
- 12:04Speaker 1: my life. Honey. That's my scam. Y'all.
- 12:07Speaker 3: Don't start the zooms. Just have people invite you. But guys,
- 12:10Speaker 3: you know, when I have it and see, I recognize
- 12:12Speaker 3: my inherent privilege. And so I said, I can afford
- 12:15Speaker 3: the zoom Pro account.
- 12:16Speaker 1: You got zoom Pro coins, miss space okay, okay, okay,
- 12:22Speaker 1: this space for us. Uh So, guys, I just have
- 12:26Speaker 1: to say, you know, when I have a friend on
- 12:28Speaker 1: the show, we're gonna be making tangents. Okay, so don't
- 12:30Speaker 1: be tweeting me about these. Okay, But like we were saying,
- 12:34Speaker 1: Teddy Riley, So Teddy Riley told us, I need to
- 12:37Speaker 1: make sure I didn't send this in before the FIZT
- 12:40Speaker 1: could watch. And we appreciate that Teddy, We're not trying
- 12:42Speaker 1: to get you arrested. Teddy said, please don't use my
- 12:45Speaker 1: name anyway. If you must call me, call me Slick
- 12:49Speaker 1: from Seattle. Oh here, Teddy had already come up with
- 12:51Speaker 1: a name. Okay, well Teddy, I like Teddy better, but
- 12:53Speaker 1: Slick from Seattle's cute anyway. Anyone that deserves to know well, no, AnyWho.
- 12:59Speaker 1: This was all about eighteen to twenty years ago. The
- 13:02Speaker 1: first New twenties with the big faces were the norm,
- 13:05Speaker 1: and old twenties were still very common. This was also
- 13:10Speaker 1: right when laser jet printers got good. My cousin and
- 13:14Speaker 1: I tried printed off some twenty dollar bills and they
- 13:17Speaker 1: looked very convincing, but they didn't feel like real money,
- 13:21Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Oh, you know, I know
- 13:23Speaker 1: what you mean. I used to work at bars where
- 13:25Speaker 1: I had to rub the money because there's parts on
- 13:28Speaker 1: the money that's like on me too, right, that has
- 13:32Speaker 1: that like kind of surface on it. Yeah, that's textured.
- 13:35Speaker 1: And then we would market with a pen. We'd hold
- 13:38Speaker 1: it up to the light because fooh, the fake twenties
- 13:40Speaker 1: in New York were flying. So I know what you're
- 13:43Speaker 1: saying about, he says, We tried to pass off fake
- 13:47Speaker 1: bills at some convenience stores, and it worked a couple times,
- 13:49Speaker 1: but a couple times we had to run away from
- 13:52Speaker 1: a suspicious clerk. After this, we just used fake bills
- 13:55Speaker 1: to burn corny high school drug dealers. We were still
- 13:59Speaker 1: young at the time. Aren't beating up little keys? Okay,
- 14:01Speaker 1: I guess listen, high school drug dealers need that's his
- 14:06Speaker 1: I guess they need their money the least. I'm just
- 14:08Speaker 1: confused about.
- 14:09Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. I'm just confused about his range of
- 14:12Speaker 3: bad things to do. Give fake money to corny drug
- 14:15Speaker 3: dealers to beating up little kids. I don't really understand, right.
- 14:19Speaker 1: You thought we were gonna a to c You thought
- 14:20Speaker 1: we were gonna go from oh, he's giving fake money
- 14:22Speaker 1: to high school children to he's beating them up. I
- 14:25Speaker 1: wasn't gonna go there were you beating them up? I
- 14:28Speaker 1: think you might have been beating them up, Teddy Riley,
- 14:32Speaker 1: he might have been beating them up. So one day
- 14:36Speaker 1: I saw a TV ad that gave me an idea.
- 14:41Speaker 1: And here I have a photo and it's Barbie Mattel's
- 14:45Speaker 1: Barbie Guys, and it's called the Fashion Designer Refill Kit.
- 14:50Speaker 1: It says, make more real clothes for your Barbie doll.
- 14:55Speaker 1: So Barbie is making these like print out like digital
- 14:59Speaker 1: print kind of thing so that kids, can, you know,
- 15:03Speaker 1: give Barbie a new fit? Honey? Did you ever have
- 15:05Speaker 1: a Barbie doll? Yeah?
- 15:06Speaker 3: I had. I had a bunch of Barbie dolls.
- 15:08Speaker 1: Did you ever tear their hairs off? Tear their what?
- 15:11Speaker 1: Tear their hair? Ah? Is that weird? Who doesn't? Why?
- 15:15Speaker 1: Why would I do? I never get your Barbies shape?
- 15:17Speaker 3: But I mean no, I guess I was just like
- 15:20Speaker 3: so fucking brainwashed and covetous of the long straight hair
- 15:24Speaker 3: they all had.
- 15:25Speaker 1: I was like, oh beauty, Oh damn. I guess something's
- 15:28Speaker 1: wrong with me because I was giving my barbiees fades
- 15:30Speaker 1: and shit, I.
- 15:33Speaker 3: Bet they looked great. No, my Barbies were corny. They
- 15:36Speaker 3: stayed in the outfits they came in. They didn't have
- 15:37Speaker 3: other outfits. I had to build them a dreamhouse. I
- 15:40Speaker 3: wasn't allowed to have a house for it because I
- 15:42Speaker 3: guess my parents thought, you can have thirty seven Barbies.
- 15:44Speaker 3: But if you have if they have any if the
- 15:46Speaker 3: Barbies own any property, then you're too bougie. So I
- 15:49Speaker 3: had to build them. I had to take scarves and
- 15:51Speaker 3: clothes and build them little tents, so my barbies look
- 15:54Speaker 3: like they live in a little refugee camp most of
- 15:56Speaker 3: the time.
- 15:57Speaker 1: Oh no, your barbies was hippies are here, yerts. We
- 16:03Speaker 1: love to see it.
- 16:04Speaker 3: Barbies were a little bit burning man.
- 16:06Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right right. Your Barby's out here trading shit
- 16:10Speaker 1: for like ken Well, I can trade you this this
- 16:14Speaker 1: dirt for the sports car. That's a lot. I love it.
- 16:19Speaker 1: So this products available for kids to design and print
- 16:22Speaker 1: out barbie outfits. The ad said something about it being
- 16:25Speaker 1: real fabric, and I figured something. We got a pack
- 16:29Speaker 1: and printed a bunch of twenties on them, and they
- 16:31Speaker 1: looked right, and they didn't quite feel like real money,
- 16:35Speaker 1: but they didn't feel like paper you would use, you know,
- 16:39Speaker 1: like from a printer. The old twenties didn't have the
- 16:42Speaker 1: color change thing, so we didn't need to worry about that. Plus,
- 16:45Speaker 1: at this point people were used to new twenties, so
- 16:48Speaker 1: an old one feeling a little different didn't freak people out.
- 16:51Speaker 1: We made it look worn. Seriously, all that shit that
- 16:54Speaker 1: they did in the wire to stain money is hello real,
- 16:57Speaker 1: he says in parentheses, And then my cousin, who looked
- 17:02Speaker 1: like an older than she was, would buy cartons of
- 17:05Speaker 1: cigarettes from the gas station and we'd sell them out
- 17:07Speaker 1: of our trunk, or trade cigarettes for weed and sell that.
- 17:11Speaker 1: This was very reliable hustle for about a year until
- 17:13Speaker 1: people got so used to new twenties that the old
- 17:15Speaker 1: ones started tripping them up. By then we were old
- 17:18Speaker 1: enough to move on to arm robbery, so fucking, oh
- 17:20Speaker 1: my god, whoa, my.
- 17:22Speaker 3: God, this took a turn, Teddy. Armed robbery is steady.
- 17:34Speaker 1: Oh.
- 17:34Speaker 3: I like discovering this in real time with you slip
- 17:38Speaker 3: that in?
- 17:39Speaker 1: How you go slip that in in the like?
- 17:42Speaker 3: I love that he has emailed an entertainment podcast and
- 17:46Speaker 3: been like, hey, please don't use my name because, like,
- 17:47Speaker 3: I'm just not sure about some of the statute of limitations.
- 17:50Speaker 3: And we think he's just going to talk about some
- 17:51Speaker 3: little counterfeit Barbie money bullshit, and then he's like and
- 17:54Speaker 3: then we had guns and we're robbing people, Teddy what
- 17:58Speaker 3: And like, but.
- 17:59Speaker 1: I will say this about Teddy that I fuck with.
- 18:01Speaker 1: He trusted me enough to send me this from a
- 18:03Speaker 1: real email account, Like I would never snitch on nobody,
- 18:09Speaker 1: and honestly, I might just delete this email after we
- 18:12Speaker 1: record this show, so I have no record of where
- 18:13Speaker 1: it came from. So just in case any fans is listening,
- 18:16Speaker 1: they can't call you, girl, I am gonna delete the email.
- 18:18Speaker 1: Y'all can't call me look at for Teddy because I
- 18:20Speaker 1: don't know where yet. Okay, No, and now we never know.
- 18:24Speaker 3: We don't know him.
- 18:25Speaker 1: For all we know, Teddy cook be lying. You know,
- 18:27Speaker 1: Teddy could be lying. This could be all the lie.
- 18:29Speaker 1: So that's true.
- 18:31Speaker 3: Maybe he's one of those little like halfway criminals who's like, dang,
- 18:35Speaker 3: this Barbie money story makes me look kind of soft.
- 18:37Speaker 3: I better throw in some armed robbery at the end it.
- 18:40Speaker 1: I'm about to be a character witness at Teddy. Try.
- 18:45Speaker 1: Teddy was a good man. He was a kind man.
- 18:48Speaker 1: He ain't never did nothing to nobody. Teddy, you slipped
- 18:52Speaker 1: this arm robbery in here. You're crazy all right. Time
- 18:56Speaker 1: for historic hoodwinks, my favorite techment of the show, where
- 18:59Speaker 1: I will regale Tawny with the historic hoodwings and she
- 19:03Speaker 1: will interrupt as she pleases, freely with opinions and questions
- 19:10Speaker 1: and whatever she likes. She is a queen, so TONI
- 19:14Speaker 1: I love this. Today we're talking about Don le Prey,
- 19:18Speaker 1: so Don la Pree was a multi level marketing and
- 19:21Speaker 1: infomercial gourgu honey. He sold packages that would teach people
- 19:28Speaker 1: to make money or any other number of things that
- 19:31Speaker 1: simply did not work. His infomercials were so familiar they
- 19:35Speaker 1: were parodied by David Letterman and Saturday Night Live. All
- 19:39Speaker 1: eventually came to a halt in twenty eleven when le
- 19:42Speaker 1: Pree was convicted on forty one charges of fraud, curious conspiracy,
- 19:48Speaker 1: and money laundering. Arrested and indicted, he allegedly scammed more
- 19:52Speaker 1: than fifty million dollars from at least two hundred and
- 19:57Speaker 1: twenty thousand people from two thousand and four to two
- 20:00Speaker 1: thousand and seven.
- 20:01Speaker 3: Oh wow, I'm trying to think Don la Prey.
- 20:06Speaker 1: Was he that sham wow nigga?
- 20:07Speaker 3: No, he wasn't that that guy who don't I'm trying
- 20:13Speaker 3: to look up right now. This was maybe before our
- 20:16Speaker 3: before our like real you know, cognitive cognitive time is
- 20:20Speaker 3: that the word I'm trying to say, Like before we
- 20:22Speaker 3: were old enough to be watching Letterman and stuff, right.
- 20:25Speaker 1: I'm looking him up now. And he used to do
- 20:27Speaker 1: like the greatest vitamin in the world and making money secrets.
- 20:33Speaker 1: He was popping in like the nineties and the the
- 20:35Speaker 1: nine nines in the two thousands, as cash money would say,
- 20:39Speaker 1: he said, give me all your cash here, I won't
- 20:41Speaker 1: give it back it.
- 20:46Speaker 3: Yes, Dollar Prey, somebody needs to remake remake one of
- 20:50Speaker 3: his commercials with that.
- 20:52Speaker 1: Yes, girl, you're looking good. What's you open that wallet up?
- 20:55Speaker 1: Come on now, while it didn't worry, but.
- 20:58Speaker 3: You know once you open that cash girl, you look.
- 21:01Speaker 1: That's it right, that's what it is. Girl. You looking good?
- 21:04Speaker 1: What you opened that cash up? You was a big
- 21:05Speaker 1: fire woman. What you open that cashup? Come and rich daddy,
- 21:09Speaker 1: when you open that cashup?
- 21:12Speaker 3: Done?
- 21:14Speaker 1: We love you already. Le Prey moved to Phoenix when
- 21:17Speaker 1: he with his family when he was a child. In
- 21:19Speaker 1: nineteen eighty eight, he married Sally Redondo. Oh Sally Rodondo,
- 21:23Speaker 1: did you have some money? Did you own Rodondo Beach?
- 21:26Speaker 1: And two years later the pairs started a credit business
- 21:29Speaker 1: called Unknown Concepts. Let me tell you something about scammer names.
- 21:34Speaker 1: What for businesses? What your business? Yes, I'm saying, bisness,
- 21:40Speaker 1: your business is called Unknown Concepts. What y'all do over there? Unknown?
- 21:49Speaker 3: It'snown m H.
- 21:53Speaker 1: Don't worry about what we do over here and it
- 21:55Speaker 1: is not known.
- 21:57Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't need to have a concept that we
- 21:59Speaker 3: do is known, like what you're not even trying to
- 22:02Speaker 3: make this sound legitimate, like right, they said.
- 22:05Speaker 1: Scams Incorporated. You can go something for real business name,
- 22:11Speaker 1: like something that's going to garner some kind of trust
- 22:14Speaker 1: in the public. But anyway, the Attorney General's office charged
- 22:18Speaker 1: the couple with violating the state's Consumer Fraud Act and
- 22:22Speaker 1: obtained a consent judgment permanently assisting or participating in any
- 22:27Speaker 1: credit services from engaging. So basically they I'm trying to
- 22:31Speaker 1: read this is a very complicated law language, but to
- 22:34Speaker 1: break it down to Layman's terms, they said, y'all are
- 22:37Speaker 1: violating the Fraud Act and you can no longer engage
- 22:42Speaker 1: or participate in any credit services because you're basically being
- 22:46Speaker 1: deceptive as fuck. So unknown concepts, which really seems like judge, yeah, judge,
- 22:52Speaker 1: I'm not okay, But may I please start up my
- 22:55Speaker 1: new organization, which is.
- 22:57Speaker 3: Called Unintelligible Dreams that has nothing to do with credit.
- 23:04Speaker 1: We think.
- 23:07Speaker 3: We have a new business. It's called Vague Incorporated. It
- 23:11Speaker 3: has nothing to do with anything. Yeah, so please let
- 23:17Speaker 3: us the judge said, you cannot because in credit repair
- 23:20Speaker 3: you have to be able to run people's credit score.
- 23:22Speaker 1: So people do have to trust you with a bit
- 23:24Speaker 1: of personal information. And this is why, uh, you know,
- 23:27Speaker 1: a lot of credit bureau kind of online liaisons got
- 23:31Speaker 1: sued and a lot of people got restitution because when
- 23:34Speaker 1: they got hacked, they released a lot of people's personal information.
- 23:37Speaker 1: And you know free credit dot com. A lot of
- 23:39Speaker 1: these places exist online. I'm not saying it's free credit,
- 23:42Speaker 1: but this is a common practice. We all use these
- 23:44Speaker 1: sites to check our credit. So they came up with
- 23:46Speaker 1: unknown concepts, which was like, yeah, put your credit information
- 23:49Speaker 1: in here, and we're gonna, uh, we're gonna make sure
- 23:51Speaker 1: it's one, a hundred, eight hundred, that's what that's a
- 23:54Speaker 1: good score, right, a hundred. We're gonna make sure it's
- 23:56Speaker 1: a hundred. So the judge said, y'all can't think nobody's credit. Yeah.
- 24:01Speaker 3: I always get it confused with the SAT scores. I
- 24:03Speaker 3: think it's they're both eight hundred is what you're shooting for.
- 24:06Speaker 1: It used to be sixteen, but then they lowered it.
- 24:08Speaker 1: Because I remember when I did SATs, I think like
- 24:10Speaker 1: a twelve hundred was the best you could get. So
- 24:13Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, we gonna make sure your credit
- 24:14Speaker 1: scord it your credit score is andre three thousand. Okay,
- 24:18Speaker 1: so just in a your information and we will check
- 24:22Speaker 1: on your credit immediately. So the judge ruled that y'all
- 24:25Speaker 1: can't check nobody's credit. No more. Y'all are doing fraud
- 24:29Speaker 1: with their information right lest they be deterred though, Okay.
- 24:34Speaker 1: The defendants were ordered to pay a civil penalty and
- 24:37Speaker 1: more than five thousand dollars of restitution to complaints. Then
- 24:41Speaker 1: they moved on and started selling thirty six page booklets
- 24:44Speaker 1: explaining how to recover a Federal Home Association insurance refund
- 24:48Speaker 1: after paying off a home mortgage. I don't even know
- 24:51Speaker 1: what that is. I might be interested an.
- 24:54Speaker 3: FAH loan, as I understand. It is a type of
- 24:56Speaker 3: loan that you can get if you're a first time
- 24:58Speaker 3: home buyer and it has a very low payment, and
- 25:01Speaker 3: I think it means you can usually secure a low
- 25:03Speaker 3: interest rate. So they're trying to teach people how to
- 25:06Speaker 3: pay off the house but then get an insurance money
- 25:10Speaker 3: back somehow. Yeah, they say you can get an insur
- 25:13Speaker 3: because your mortgage insurance. Interesting, I don't understand that fully,
- 25:17Speaker 3: but it sounds like fraud and scams, right, So on his.
- 25:20Speaker 1: Infamous infomercials, which took off shortly after he began Unknown
- 25:24Speaker 1: Cossips aka Vague, incorporated his trademark sales pitch was by
- 25:31Speaker 1: placing tiny classified ads in the newspaper I'm able to
- 25:35Speaker 1: make fifty thousand dollars a week from my tiny one
- 25:38Speaker 1: bedroom apartment. La Prayer began broadcasting The Making Money Show
- 25:42Speaker 1: with Don lpre in nineteen ninety two. Who Okay, we
- 25:46Speaker 1: were very young during this time.
- 25:48Speaker 3: So for years that's where all these instagram make five
- 25:52Speaker 3: thousand dollars a day people came from. This is the forefather.
- 25:55Speaker 3: This is the l Ron Hubbard of those motherfuckers.
- 25:58Speaker 1: Yes, this guy is on Mount Rushmore of infomercial scammers. Okay,
- 26:03Speaker 1: you thought Miracle spring Water's been around, honey, But my man, Don,
- 26:09Speaker 1: he paved the way. He is a leader in the
- 26:12Speaker 1: movement of chicanery and I stand so. For years the
- 26:18Speaker 1: show was ranked him on the ten most frequently broadcasted
- 26:21Speaker 1: cable infomercials. The principal product was his Money Making Secrets,
- 26:25Speaker 1: a package of booklets and tapes and common sense tips
- 26:28Speaker 1: for placing ads. The product was sold through the New Strategies,
- 26:32Speaker 1: whose parent company was Tropical Beaches. Soon after purchasing the package,
- 26:37Speaker 1: buyers would be telemarketed by sales representatives who offered additional
- 26:41Speaker 1: psychic dating, entertainment, and chat nine hundred lines plus free
- 26:48Speaker 1: websites that together cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars.
- 26:52Speaker 1: So after you bought the whole booklet about how you
- 26:55Speaker 1: can advertise the newspapers and make fifty thousand dollars from
- 26:58Speaker 1: your one bedroom apartment, which also like nobody questioned, Don
- 27:02Speaker 1: le Prayan was like, how you making fifty thousand dollars
- 27:05Speaker 1: a month and you living in a bachelor Well had it? Yeah,
- 27:11Speaker 1: you're doing with it.
- 27:11Speaker 3: You making the fifty thousand, but then you have to
- 27:14Speaker 3: pay forty eight thousand just something.
- 27:16Speaker 1: I'm kafruz. But you know what he said, unknown and
- 27:20Speaker 1: that's what he means by unknown concepts. Hmm you will
- 27:24Speaker 1: never know mm hmmm.
- 27:26Speaker 3: Also you will never know the concept of where all
- 27:29Speaker 3: this money goes. He's supposed to be make.
- 27:31Speaker 1: Honestly, he sounds like an honest man. He was being truthful.
- 27:33Speaker 1: He said unknown, you not, I don't know, you never
- 27:35Speaker 1: will know, And I appreciate that. Okay, yeah, a lot
- 27:39Speaker 1: of this.
- 27:40Speaker 3: I mean, as I am a fan of this show,
- 27:42Speaker 3: a lot of this stuff. You as the more you listen,
- 27:44Speaker 3: you're like, well, the scammer spelled it all right out
- 27:46Speaker 3: for you. They said, I am a scam, this is fraud,
- 27:48Speaker 3: this is crimes. I'm going to do unto you. And
- 27:51Speaker 3: you still said, Okay, I ran in.
- 27:54Speaker 1: Well, you know what, it's legitimized by television, and in
- 27:56Speaker 1: the nineties, television was a legitimate source for information. We
- 28:00Speaker 1: didn't have Twitter, we didn't have any other resource to
- 28:05Speaker 1: you know, get our information from. I mean, look at
- 28:06Speaker 1: all the protests that have been happening. If we had
- 28:08Speaker 1: just only had the news, bruh, we would not know
- 28:11Speaker 1: what the fuck was going on in America. Because I've
- 28:14Speaker 1: seen news reporter as straight up lie would have like
- 28:17Speaker 1: do a voiceover on a video where I have eyes,
- 28:20Speaker 1: I have rent must and I'm looking right with lady
- 28:24Speaker 1: peoples engaged.
- 28:25Speaker 3: I have to tell you I just saw I just
- 28:28Speaker 3: saw a news reporter and I don't need to put
- 28:30Speaker 3: her name out there because it really was a slip
- 28:31Speaker 3: of the tongue, but Lacy, this news reporter was reporting
- 28:34Speaker 3: from a protest, and she turned around and said, you
- 28:37Speaker 3: know what's interesting is that it is all types of
- 28:39Speaker 3: people out here, not just color people, but white people too.
- 28:44Speaker 3: And I'm like, I did not just hear colored people
- 28:47Speaker 3: on the news. Right now, the news has to go
- 28:50Speaker 3: the television. Throw it away, throw it away, throw.
- 28:52Speaker 1: It in the trench. That's like when Kobe Bryant passed away.
- 28:56Speaker 1: God bless. And the woman was on the news. And
- 28:59Speaker 1: I won't say her name either. She said, the Los
- 29:00Speaker 1: Angeles Nakers, not to say, oh, the LA Nakers, the
- 29:06Speaker 1: LA maker uh uh so? And the specifically what I
- 29:13Speaker 1: was talking about was in a protest. I'm watching with
- 29:16Speaker 1: my pupils and my retinas right dilated, not dilated, and
- 29:20Speaker 1: I see the police shove an old white man with
- 29:23Speaker 1: a cane to the ground. And this police officer said,
- 29:27Speaker 1: this old white man fail. I said, girl, it's a
- 29:33Speaker 1: video plan. We know he ain't fall. We just saw
- 29:36Speaker 1: him kip push.
- 29:38Speaker 3: What Also, why are you shouting about the thing that
- 29:43Speaker 3: just happened. If I saw an old white man fall
- 29:46Speaker 3: in front of me, my words would be, are you okay?
- 29:50Speaker 1: Do you need help?
- 29:51Speaker 3: Not look at here, this old white man hath.
- 29:54Speaker 1: Fallen like, what are you the town crier?
- 29:58Speaker 3: They're clearly lying.
- 30:00Speaker 1: They're like, look, we came here to report the news. Okay,
- 30:03Speaker 1: we can't help. We cannot help anybody, bab.
- 30:08Speaker 3: Run.
- 30:10Speaker 1: So, like we're saying in nineteen ninety two, like television
- 30:14Speaker 1: was this viable resource. It's why stereotypes are so bad.
- 30:17Speaker 1: It's why everything you know has been so rough for
- 30:20Speaker 1: especially Gen X and baby boomers, because television was the
- 30:22Speaker 1: only information people had, so they could create the narratives
- 30:25Speaker 1: at that point, and that cable wasn't really popping at
- 30:27Speaker 1: this time, so all we had was what we were
- 30:29Speaker 1: spoon fed by these networks. So something that you see
- 30:33Speaker 1: on TV looks legitimate at this time period. Which is
- 30:37Speaker 1: why I love going back in the past because I
- 30:39Speaker 1: love scammers, and I love talking about the scams of
- 30:42Speaker 1: the current you know moment, but I also love talking
- 30:44Speaker 1: about how we've evolved from them, because obviously now no
- 30:47Speaker 1: one's running scams on television because it's just too hot.
- 30:50Speaker 1: You do it on Instagram, you do it on Twitter,
- 30:52Speaker 1: You email people from fake email addresses. You try to
- 30:56Speaker 1: tap into personal, more closely related system to them. You
- 31:00Speaker 1: don't just get on television and be like unless your
- 31:02Speaker 1: Miracle spring Water, which does still air every night at
- 31:04Speaker 1: three am on Adult Swim or actually on b ET
- 31:07Speaker 1: and I love it. I almost order some of Peter
- 31:09Speaker 1: Popov's Miracle spring Water. I was like, shit, is twenty twenty.
- 31:12Speaker 1: What can it hurt? Let me put some miracle springwater
- 31:14Speaker 1: out here.
- 31:15Speaker 3: I mean, at the very least you'll be hydrated, right,
- 31:18Speaker 3: that's that's.
- 31:19Speaker 1: By Jesus or you know somebody adjacent Johnny, Johnny Hayesus,
- 31:27Speaker 1: you know somebody so. And also they're calling people who
- 31:33Speaker 1: have purchased these packages to be like, hey, now advertise
- 31:36Speaker 1: for these other businesses that we have. And at the time,
- 31:38Speaker 1: nine eight hundred chat or nine hundred chat lines were
- 31:40Speaker 1: still popping. Child. I thank god that in my acting,
- 31:44Speaker 1: Karain never had to get on TV and be like,
- 31:46Speaker 1: we are eighteen. We is so horny.
- 31:50Speaker 5: You know, hey, hey, nasty men, we horny call us now,
- 31:58Speaker 5: like I bet you everybody and we are eighteen is
- 32:00Speaker 5: a strong thirty seven and that ain't no shade.
- 32:03Speaker 1: I'm proud of you, Like Hi.
- 32:06Speaker 3: Well, I'm proud of the way it's done now where
- 32:09Speaker 3: I feel like women are more empowered. Yeah, in some instances,
- 32:13Speaker 3: in some circumstances, They're definitely still being exploited. But I'm
- 32:16Speaker 3: just saying I see more and more stuff that's like, no,
- 32:19Speaker 3: I want to be a webcam girl. I'm I'm taking
- 32:22Speaker 3: control of all this actual content. I'm selling this purposefully.
- 32:25Speaker 1: Hell yeah. As opposed to back when we.
- 32:27Speaker 3: Were young and we just see those girls on like
- 32:29Speaker 3: a on a billboard dressed in nothing, holding a super
- 32:32Speaker 3: soaker that just says, come on down and buy a
- 32:34Speaker 3: tractor or whatever. The fuck, I'm like, oh no, and
- 32:36Speaker 3: they will.
- 32:37Speaker 1: They would look at the bill You could see their
- 32:39Speaker 1: eyes on the billboard like hell hell Like now they
- 32:44Speaker 1: can lied to While the picture was being taken, you
- 32:48Speaker 1: could tell they showed up and they thought it was
- 32:49Speaker 1: an acting job and they was like, wait is It's
- 32:52Speaker 1: like this is floss, this is dental flows. And now
- 32:56Speaker 1: you know, only fans, which only fans are starting to
- 32:58Speaker 1: be shady because after celebrities got involved, now they're trying
- 33:01Speaker 1: to boot off the sex workers who made the website
- 33:03Speaker 1: what it is. And I do not fucking appreciate that shit.
- 33:05Speaker 1: I have friends who are sex workers, Like fuck that shit, Like,
- 33:08Speaker 1: let the sex workers get their coins. And I love
- 33:11Speaker 1: women being able to get their money from home by
- 33:13Speaker 1: being fine. Okay, I love it. I remember I used
- 33:16Speaker 1: to always joke in college about how like, if shit
- 33:19Speaker 1: didn't work out, I was gonna become a stripper. Then
- 33:21Speaker 1: I saw stripper stripping and I said, oh, bitch, y'all,
- 33:24Speaker 1: Oh so y'all, Gabby Douglas, Oh so I can't do this. Huh,
- 33:26Speaker 1: this is a real talent here.
- 33:28Speaker 3: I was the whole time thing and I just had
- 33:30Speaker 3: to get out here shake my ass and it looked
- 33:32Speaker 3: a little sad, but y'all are strong, like I.
- 33:35Speaker 1: Can't do this. Yeah, it really thwarted me.
- 33:38Speaker 3: I was like, Wow, too much strength involved.
- 33:40Speaker 1: Like strength, beauty, charisma. You gotta be able to talk
- 33:43Speaker 1: to everybody hunting and have the energy like that's a talent.
- 33:47Speaker 1: And I don't care what y'all say because a lot
- 33:48Speaker 1: of us have gone to strip clubs, but then we
- 33:50Speaker 1: still want to be shady towards strippers. And I don't
- 33:52Speaker 1: believe any honey get that money anyways.
- 33:56Speaker 3: Let them have it. I don't even wear high heels
- 33:58Speaker 3: walking around on the earth. It's let alone. Can you
- 34:01Speaker 3: imagine dancing or being on a pole with them? I
- 34:03Speaker 3: tell every costume designer. I'm five foot ten and I
- 34:06Speaker 3: never learned to walk in heels, and I just accept
- 34:08Speaker 3: my little sad pair of loafers and my feet don't
- 34:11Speaker 3: hurt cut I can't. I just I would be a mess.
- 34:14Speaker 1: You're your flash. They are very yeah, I know. I
- 34:17Speaker 1: try to just you've been giving fashions, and.
- 34:19Speaker 3: I try to make it sound like I'm I'm.
- 34:21Speaker 1: Our heels because I have a tall person around ahead
- 34:24Speaker 1: and I'm five feet tell every time I take a
- 34:27Speaker 1: picture everybody, and you're good to me, you look like
- 34:30Speaker 1: why you so short? Like what do you mean? You
- 34:32Speaker 1: heard my voice? You thought I was tall. That's my scam.
- 34:37Speaker 3: That is a scam, and that's a scam that you're
- 34:38Speaker 3: running and you're doing it well.
- 34:40Speaker 1: So obviously they upset these people after they bought this package,
- 34:43Speaker 1: and they're like, go sell these we are eighteen ads,
- 34:45Speaker 1: and go sell all this other shit. But they would
- 34:46Speaker 1: rarely even receive what they paid for, and many customers
- 34:51Speaker 1: like complain that the opportunities were minimal and they were
- 34:53Speaker 1: being ripped off. In nineteen ninety four, La Pair was
- 34:55Speaker 1: forced to pay the state of Arizona forty five thousand
- 34:57Speaker 1: dollars for unemployment and withholding t that he neglected to
- 35:01Speaker 1: file in nineteen ninety three and nineteen ninety four. In
- 35:03Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine, the prey had filed for Chapter eleven
- 35:05Speaker 1: bankruptcy on behalf of himself, New Strategies, Tropical Beaches, Dofphin Media,
- 35:10Speaker 1: Don's Making Money, another one of his businesses, and the
- 35:14Speaker 1: National Reminder Service, which I don't even what is that?
- 35:19Speaker 3: These businesses that gew what is that? I don't know,
- 35:21Speaker 3: but I love these these businesses. The names that Don
- 35:25Speaker 3: gave them are just delicious. So his filing listed his assets.
- 35:29Speaker 3: The National Reminder Service is almost like too specific, like
- 35:35Speaker 3: uncertain times or whatever, you know, unknown vortex. That one
- 35:38Speaker 3: is like too vague, But like the Reminder Company, I'm like, okay,
- 35:42Speaker 3: I guess I know what you do, but I still don't.
- 35:45Speaker 1: You don't it, So we're here to remind you nationally.
- 35:48Speaker 1: I love it. I don't even know what it means.
- 35:50Speaker 1: I never know what Don Laprey's businesses mean, and I
- 35:53Speaker 1: love it. So his filing listed assets of nine million
- 35:56Speaker 1: dollars and liabilities of twelve point five million. In nineteen
- 35:58Speaker 1: ninety seven, the Internal Revenue Service issued a lean of
- 36:02Speaker 1: nine hundred and fifty seven thousand dollars. Excuse me, it's
- 36:05Speaker 1: nine hundred and fifty seven thousand, nine hundred and nine
- 36:08Speaker 1: dollars and forty nine cents against Donald and Sally la
- 36:11Speaker 1: Prey for failing to pay delinquent taxes. So now he's
- 36:14Speaker 1: in tax trouble, and that's where you don't want to
- 36:16Speaker 1: be because Uncle Sam is the pettiest motherfucker alive. I
- 36:19Speaker 1: don't know how Uncle Sam does it. It's crazy because
- 36:23Speaker 1: I've talked about this before, but people lobby the irs
- 36:26Speaker 1: to make sure that they never are funded enough to
- 36:29Speaker 1: be able to audit billionaires. So if you're in the
- 36:31Speaker 1: middle class or the upper middle class, like Don la Prey,
- 36:34Speaker 1: you are going to get that smoke because they can't
- 36:36Speaker 1: come after the Jeff Bezos of the world because they're
- 36:38Speaker 1: offshoring their money. They have money in too many different places.
- 36:41Speaker 1: It's too expensive to audit them, which is why fuck billionaires. Guys.
- 36:46Speaker 1: They're not paying proportionally what you're paying in taxes. They
- 36:49Speaker 1: don't have to, and we don't have the physical capabilities
- 36:52Speaker 1: to make them. So instead they're going after Don la
- 36:55Speaker 1: Prey and they say, we saw you all TV. Uncle
- 36:57Speaker 1: Sam was like, we saw you all TV girl, and
- 37:00Speaker 1: last time I checked, I did not get my coins.
- 37:04Speaker 1: So this is when Don enters the vitamin world. Don
- 37:07Speaker 1: is busy, busy. So now he said, you know what,
- 37:13Speaker 1: so many things. We're not doing advertisements from home anymore.
- 37:17Speaker 1: We're selling vitamins, which is also another scam, because health
- 37:21Speaker 1: industries are a scam. Guys, we all know that when
- 37:25Speaker 1: you're born, it's like this weird trap where you're like, damn,
- 37:28Speaker 1: I gotta die someday. I ain't even have wanted to
- 37:31Speaker 1: be alive, but then you're like, being alive is cool,
- 37:35Speaker 1: and I don't know what comes after, so I want
- 37:37Speaker 1: to stay alive, you know. So health is one of
- 37:41Speaker 1: the biggest scams in every industry because you're trying to
- 37:45Speaker 1: buy more life, and to a certain extent, you feel
- 37:48Speaker 1: better about yourself when you drink some grass. I've drank
- 37:53Speaker 1: wheat grass and blue grass and any type of grass
- 37:57Speaker 1: they tell me to drink. I say, okay, it scratch
- 37:59Speaker 1: in my throat, but I feel alive.
- 38:01Speaker 3: I take a handful of pills every day that I
- 38:04Speaker 3: got from a woman who I met in Santa Monica,
- 38:07Speaker 3: and she had glowing skin and I said I want
- 38:09Speaker 3: this life, and I still take those pills because I
- 38:14Speaker 3: your skin looks I.
- 38:15Speaker 1: Don't skin looks like it's blowing.
- 38:17Speaker 3: Girl.
- 38:17Speaker 1: Thanks, but I think it did be I probably did.
- 38:20Speaker 3: But.
- 38:23Speaker 1: No harm in keeping it up. Maybe here's what I
- 38:27Speaker 1: have to say about.
- 38:27Speaker 3: It, right, Yeah, And what's the harm I'm doing by
- 38:30Speaker 3: swallowing these little fish oil is just I'm putting a
- 38:32Speaker 3: little too much, right, you know.
- 38:35Speaker 1: No, I absolutely agree with you. I also have to
- 38:37Speaker 1: say that even though a lot of health stuff is
- 38:39Speaker 1: a scam, placebo effect is real. So if you feel
- 38:43Speaker 1: better about the way that you're living your life, if
- 38:45Speaker 1: you feel good about the crystals you buy, if you
- 38:48Speaker 1: feel better when you wave some sage up in your house, honey,
- 38:52Speaker 1: because I'd be doing that, honey, then it's worth what
- 38:55Speaker 1: you paid. Because really what you want is calm and
- 38:59Speaker 1: peace and things that reduce stress and cortisol. And even
- 39:02Speaker 1: if it's not directly from the product that you've purchased,
- 39:05Speaker 1: if you're see, I'm a scammer because I'm over here
- 39:07Speaker 1: trying to convince you how to buy.
- 39:10Speaker 3: What's interesting is you're a scammer, but you're up in
- 39:13Speaker 3: this instance. You're a proud mark like you you accept
- 39:17Speaker 3: your markedness, but only in this instance because otherwise you're
- 39:20Speaker 3: a very scammer. You know, we're all multifaceting. You're right,
- 39:23Speaker 3: and I have been duped. I have been scammed, which
- 39:25Speaker 3: is why I love scams. And I can love them
- 39:27Speaker 3: from both sides, because I've been hurt by scams absolutely,
- 39:30Speaker 3: and I want to keep you guys from being hurt.
- 39:31Speaker 3: But also like, there's some scams that I'm like, this
- 39:34Speaker 3: ain't so bad. So he starts selling vital means. Eventually,
- 39:40Speaker 3: authorities started to notice one of Lapraier's newer projects, the
- 39:42Speaker 3: Greatest Vitamin of the World, Customers were being told that
- 39:45Speaker 3: they could earn commission checks of one thousand dollars or
- 39:47Speaker 3: more by getting people to buy vitamins through customized websites
- 39:50Speaker 3: that sold Internet advertising packages. So now he's just combining
- 39:53Speaker 3: two scams. He was telling people to buy newspaper ads
- 39:58Speaker 3: and he was sending them advertisers, and now he's like,
- 40:02Speaker 3: sell vitamins and also sell them on the Internet. So,
- 40:07Speaker 3: according to federal prosecutors, the marketing was mostly ineffective and
- 40:10Speaker 3: full of pop up banner ads, which in the nineties,
- 40:13Speaker 3: if you got to pop up, it will ruin your
- 40:14Speaker 3: whole computer. That's before we had MAX and MAX have
- 40:17Speaker 3: kind of been the most fortified when it comes to viruses.
- 40:21Speaker 3: So you got an HP or a desktop, like honey,
- 40:24Speaker 3: those pop ups were yeah, you had a gateway.
- 40:29Speaker 1: That's the rhyme. But you you got a gateway, you
- 40:32Speaker 1: gotta throw it away. Everybody knows a gayway. You got
- 40:36Speaker 1: two years out of that bitch before every pop up
- 40:38Speaker 1: is coming up, like penis enlargement. You gotta just put
- 40:41Speaker 1: it into trash.
- 40:43Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it's just it. Then it's just a doorstop.
- 40:46Speaker 1: So in two thousand and five, the Food and Drug
- 40:48Speaker 1: Administration cited the entrepreneur for his claims that his vitamins
- 40:50Speaker 1: were for diseases like diabetes, stroke, card disease, insomnia, cancer,
- 40:55Speaker 1: and arthritis, warning him in a statement that his products
- 40:58Speaker 1: were not generally recognized as see or effective. So not
- 41:02Speaker 1: only were they not affected, they're like these might kill people. Also,
- 41:08Speaker 1: you're trying to treat too many diseases. Done. You can't
- 41:10Speaker 1: just be like my pill works for diabetes, rashes X,
- 41:16Speaker 1: restless legs, ndrome. You got corneas, you got cataracts, you
- 41:22Speaker 1: got a bad tooth. You got like you can't work
- 41:26Speaker 1: for everything done, pick a lane.
- 41:29Speaker 3: I feel like that's the hallmark of a fake that's
- 41:32Speaker 3: a homework of a fake miracle cure, right, because like
- 41:34Speaker 3: you look at aspirin, aspirin cures one to three things.
- 41:39Speaker 3: Maybe they'll be like, does your head hurt? Does a
- 41:41Speaker 3: small thing in your body hurt? Or you maybe having
- 41:44Speaker 3: a small heart attack and.
- 41:46Speaker 1: Having a very chill heart attack. But Bayar, don't even
- 41:51Speaker 1: go to the doctor. You having a chill heart attack. You'
- 41:53Speaker 1: just like ow my heart. Go ahead, have some bayar,
- 41:57Speaker 1: just like a whisper and take a nap.
- 42:01Speaker 3: Right, But like all these miracle ones try to Oh
- 42:04Speaker 3: my god, you know what, I actually remembered my husband
- 42:07Speaker 3: and I once we were in Ecuador and he got
- 42:09Speaker 3: food poisoning. And this is a small tangent, dear readers,
- 42:12Speaker 3: but he got food poisoning. And the people we were
- 42:15Speaker 3: staying with were like, oh, well, we have this stuff
- 42:17Speaker 3: that we can give you. You have to mix it
- 42:20Speaker 3: really carefully, and here you should read this binder to
- 42:22Speaker 3: make sure you're okay taking it. And they were these
- 42:24Speaker 3: chill like Equadorian hippi people. So I was like, okay,
- 42:26Speaker 3: I'll read their little hippie cure or whatever, and it
- 42:29Speaker 3: was that MMS stuff, you know, that like miracle solution
- 42:33Speaker 3: whatever that they say cures like autism, but you're drinking bleach.
- 42:38Speaker 3: And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, were like,
- 42:41Speaker 3: why does the bottle say Clorox? Cause right, why how
- 42:44Speaker 3: comes something that's supposed to cure he ate a bad
- 42:47Speaker 3: piece of chicken and he's taken a drug supposedly that
- 42:50Speaker 3: cures autism. Oh good.
- 42:52Speaker 1: The company failed to substantiate the following advertisement claims. They said,
- 42:56Speaker 1: our company will pay you one thousand dollars upfront or
- 42:58Speaker 1: two hundred a month the rest of your life, every
- 43:01Speaker 1: single time you get twenty new people to try our
- 43:03Speaker 1: amazing vitamin, you know. And this is something that this
- 43:07Speaker 1: is language that's really deceptive when it comes to the
- 43:09Speaker 1: type of people who are probably participating in this scam
- 43:11Speaker 1: where people may have lower income, have people and my
- 43:14Speaker 1: family take really poor deals because they want to cash
- 43:16Speaker 1: up front. But the interesting thing here is is that
- 43:18Speaker 1: they're saying two hundred a month forever or one thousand
- 43:22Speaker 1: dollars right now, and so of course people are gonna
- 43:26Speaker 1: quate two hundred a month forever is more money and
- 43:28Speaker 1: go with that. But each week they say that they
- 43:31Speaker 1: pay you on all the revenue earned the week prior.
- 43:34Speaker 1: This is the easiest way in the world to start
- 43:36Speaker 1: generating one thousand dollars checks over and over again. This
- 43:40Speaker 1: will make no damn sense, they said. Our top people
- 43:42Speaker 1: have made thousands of thousands of dollars doing this, which
- 43:44Speaker 1: very much sounds like Donald Trump, Like, can y'all put
- 43:47Speaker 1: a real number on it? Each month you get just
- 43:49Speaker 1: one hundred new vitamin clients, just one hundred, you know,
- 43:52Speaker 1: a chill hundred new vitamin clients, and we pay you
- 43:56Speaker 1: five thousand dollars as a bonus. You know hardness to
- 43:58Speaker 1: get one hundred people to buy when you were just
- 44:01Speaker 1: a person.
- 44:02Speaker 3: You know how it is to get one hundred people
- 44:04Speaker 3: to just like follow you on social media if you
- 44:07Speaker 3: don't have something specific you're like to convince a hundred
- 44:10Speaker 3: people to do.
- 44:11Speaker 1: You can't even get one hundred people on evite to
- 44:13Speaker 1: rsvpt your function, Like.
- 44:17Speaker 3: You can't get one hundred people to come to, you know,
- 44:20Speaker 3: a ladies' night at a club where like the drinks
- 44:23Speaker 3: are half right early, like there's still gonna be they're
- 44:25Speaker 3: gonna get like fifty.
- 44:26Speaker 1: Eight three before eleven at the club. Can't get a
- 44:29Speaker 1: hundred people like and y'all thought we was gonna get
- 44:33Speaker 1: a hundred people buying vitamins in the nineties. So they
- 44:37Speaker 1: told all these lies and his business was rated by
- 44:40Speaker 1: the US Postal Inspection Service. By the beginning of two
- 44:43Speaker 1: thousand and eight, his Greatest Vitamin of the World sites
- 44:45Speaker 1: were no longer functioning, so they did an investigation on
- 44:49Speaker 1: my guy. On the day he was supports to appear
- 44:52Speaker 1: in court for his arraignment, he was found near a
- 44:55Speaker 1: local fitness center in bad physical condition, apparently living inside
- 44:59Speaker 1: of a gym for a day and a half before
- 45:01Speaker 1: he was found. He went underwent emergency surgery and was
- 45:04Speaker 1: arraigned at the hospital. Leading up to his death, la
- 45:07Speaker 1: Prey posted what seemed to be a farewell statement on
- 45:10Speaker 1: his website, saying that he was left to fight a
- 45:12Speaker 1: battle that will for sure destroy what energy I have
- 45:15Speaker 1: left inside. I mean, he was charismatic, he was a
- 45:19Speaker 1: great scammer. I guess he decided to hide out from
- 45:21Speaker 1: the Feds in a gym. He went to twenty four
- 45:23Speaker 1: hour fitness and he was like, I'm gonna be here
- 45:25Speaker 1: twenty four hours.
- 45:27Speaker 3: I guess, wait, what did he die of?
- 45:29Speaker 1: I haven't told you what he died of yet. He
- 45:32Speaker 1: actually this is the only bummer guys. We try to
- 45:35Speaker 1: keep it light here. But Don la Prey unfortunately took
- 45:38Speaker 1: his own life in prison. But he added, I tried
- 45:40Speaker 1: to create the best product on earth, paid out millions,
- 45:43Speaker 1: made very little, trying to make it a success. I
- 45:45Speaker 1: have been accused of something I did not do. I
- 45:47Speaker 1: did not have the perfect company, but never once did
- 45:50Speaker 1: I allow one thing to be done that would violate
- 45:53Speaker 1: any law. He concluded by thanking his supporters and telling
- 45:56Speaker 1: them to never stop dreaming. He has one commercial on YouTube.
- 46:00Speaker 1: That's his last commercial, and all the comments are just
- 46:04Speaker 1: fans of Don le Pride. He had a following, He
- 46:07Speaker 1: had a lot of people who loved him. He was
- 46:09Speaker 1: essentially a cult leader, and they're charismatic the I mean,
- 46:12Speaker 1: I've looked him up online. He just has a kind
- 46:15Speaker 1: of face that you would kind of trust because you
- 46:17Speaker 1: know what it is when you're in a position where
- 46:22Speaker 1: your despo meter is high, like we say on this show,
- 46:24Speaker 1: and you may not be making a lot of money.
- 46:26Speaker 1: I mean, capitalism is fucked as we've seen over the
- 46:28Speaker 1: past few weeks, America's been scammed by our government, by
- 46:32Speaker 1: our political leaders. They're giving more fifty percent of LA's
- 46:35Speaker 1: budget right now, which we all emailed and called, but
- 46:37Speaker 1: we don't know if it's going to work. It is
- 46:39Speaker 1: going to the LAPD fifty four. Mind you, they are
- 46:44Speaker 1: outfitted like they are going to war in these protests. Meanwhile,
- 46:49Speaker 1: our healthcare providers and professionals don't even have PPE. They're
- 46:54Speaker 1: covering themselves in trash backs to treat coronavirus. Like, we
- 46:57Speaker 1: have fucked up priorities in this country, and we everything's
- 47:00Speaker 1: fucked up when it comes to where our money goes.
- 47:03Speaker 1: And I look at Don and I've looked at his face,
- 47:05Speaker 1: and he looks like a working class guy. He looks
- 47:06Speaker 1: like a guy who's been through shit. I could easily
- 47:09Speaker 1: see why people would look at him and be like,
- 47:11Speaker 1: he's one of us, and he's trying to help us
- 47:13Speaker 1: scam the system and get rich too, Because I don't
- 47:15Speaker 1: think anybody looked at Unknown Concepts and thought that that
- 47:18Speaker 1: shit was a legitimate business. They were like, we're entering
- 47:21Speaker 1: a scam business and we.
- 47:22Speaker 3: Happy to Yeah, they want to join the scam a
- 47:25Speaker 3: little bit, which you don't. I don't blame some people
- 47:27Speaker 3: for they've been working hard, too hard and not being rewarded,
- 47:31Speaker 3: so then they want they want something that seems a
- 47:33Speaker 3: little easier, not.
- 47:34Speaker 1: Being rewarded, not being respected by this country. So I
- 47:38Speaker 1: absolutely understand why people be like, hmm, we might as
- 47:41Speaker 1: well go ahead and join.
- 47:46Speaker 3: The National Reminder. I'm a gid reminders nationally.
- 47:50Speaker 1: That makes sense.
- 47:52Speaker 3: Oh, I love that name.
- 47:55Speaker 1: I absolutely adore it. I think it's fantastic. But guys,
- 47:58Speaker 1: this is always the saddest portion of the show. This
- 48:00Speaker 1: is what I'm gonna have to let my sister Tawni go.
- 48:03Speaker 1: But before she goes to live her excellent life. Oh,
- 48:08Speaker 1: I just adore everything about you, Tony. You have no
- 48:10Speaker 1: idea scammer of the week, So Tony, we're just gonna
- 48:14Speaker 1: talk about an infamous charlatan that is worthy of our praise.
- 48:19Speaker 1: Uh and the scammer of the week. Okay, So I
- 48:22Speaker 1: have to caveat this because the scammer of the week
- 48:24Speaker 1: this week. I don't like this scammer, but he scammed
- 48:28Speaker 1: somebody that we love. A black queen. Antonio Marriott Wilson
- 48:39Speaker 1: is a con artist who targeted Jennifer Lewis of Blackish.
- 48:48Speaker 6: Lewis absolutely black person's auntie, Mama and grandma since I
- 48:57Speaker 6: was alive, Jennifer Lewis, and it ain't.
- 49:01Speaker 3: The Queen of her chin in the air act, the
- 49:05Speaker 3: chin in.
- 49:06Speaker 1: The air and the nunciation acting. How dare you, Antony?
- 49:12Speaker 3: You will hear her consonants and vowels? What? Oh?
- 49:20Speaker 1: I love her? What did this man do to her?
- 49:23Speaker 1: What's what's that? My fair lady? Is that it? What's
- 49:25Speaker 1: that movie where they teach that white lady how to talk?
- 49:27Speaker 1: Is she British? Yeah?
- 49:29Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that that's some Henry Higgins.
- 49:32Speaker 1: Save a naye or whatever the fuck? Like she could
- 49:36Speaker 1: never she could never, Okay, honey, nobody has a grasp
- 49:40Speaker 1: on consonants like our queen. And I am hearing you.
- 49:44Speaker 3: What you're saying is what you're saying is we need
- 49:47Speaker 3: a reboot of My Fair Lady with Jennifer Lewis and
- 49:49Speaker 3: the lead, and I do.
- 49:51Speaker 1: And honestly, we need it. The culture needs it. So
- 49:55Speaker 1: Antonio actually pled guilty a few weeks ago to a
- 49:59Speaker 1: federal wife charge for conning Lewis and three other women
- 50:03Speaker 1: to invest in a fake business. And this is from
- 50:06Speaker 1: KTLA in Los Angeles. The Santa Monic Command tricked three
- 50:11Speaker 1: hundred eighty seven thousand dollars out of these women. Wilson,
- 50:14Speaker 1: that's Antonio is fifty seven. He worked at a La
- 50:18Speaker 1: Finished gym in Los Angeles where he met Jennifer Lewis.
- 50:21Speaker 1: Lewis states that Wilson conned fifty thousand dollars from her
- 50:25Speaker 1: following a three month romantic relationship with him, and falsely
- 50:30Speaker 1: convinced her that he was an Oscar winner and that
- 50:33Speaker 1: the money was an investment in a film project. Wait
- 50:37Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait.
- 50:39Speaker 3: So in addition to stealing her money, he also, like
- 50:42Speaker 3: Dirty johned her like he conned her into a romantic
- 50:46Speaker 3: relationship too.
- 50:48Speaker 1: Yes, and I listened to an interview with Jennifer where
- 50:52Speaker 1: she was saying that she was very busy at this time.
- 50:54Speaker 1: Obviously she was doing Blackest. She was preparing to be
- 50:57Speaker 1: an honorary graduate at a university and give a speech
- 51:00Speaker 1: at their graduation. She was very kind of overwhelmed in
- 51:03Speaker 1: this part of her lifetyle like Honey's working. She's booked
- 51:05Speaker 1: and busy, and she's a queen. And honestly, Antonio, I
- 51:10Speaker 1: have to infer that you got good dick, because you
- 51:13Speaker 1: know it's just it's just right there, like you must
- 51:17Speaker 1: be accurate really piping it, you know, because otherwise how
- 51:22Speaker 1: are we getting so distracted? Also like Oscar Winner, I
- 51:26Speaker 1: love Jennifer Oscar Winner, but now but now he works
- 51:29Speaker 1: at the at the LA Famous.
- 51:32Speaker 3: Like what he did, he wint an Oscar for stunts.
- 51:35Speaker 1: Maybe that would be.
- 51:38Speaker 5: For a film.
- 51:39Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah, won it for a film? Girl, So
- 51:43Speaker 3: you know, and that's not to say she was busy.
- 51:46Speaker 3: She was busy.
- 51:47Speaker 1: She was busy. I'm trying to been my Gouen. I'm like,
- 51:54Speaker 1: that's not to say you can't get to a certain
- 51:55Speaker 1: statue in Holly Hollywood, or get to a certain position,
- 51:58Speaker 1: or make a certain amount of money. And that can change.
- 52:01Speaker 1: Actors have to pay aggressive taxes on what we made.
- 52:04Speaker 1: We don't get taxes pulled out by the government. So
- 52:06Speaker 1: Uncle Sam comes for us for five six figures at
- 52:09Speaker 1: the end of the year. But you know, it's nothing
- 52:12Speaker 1: that we do is stable. He engaged in a romantic
- 52:15Speaker 1: relationship with three other women via the Bumble dating app
- 52:18Speaker 1: and convinced them into giving him money to invest in
- 52:21Speaker 1: a software company called Second Life and sound design company
- 52:27Speaker 1: called Ultimate FX. Now these unlike what was vague enterprises, Yeah,
- 52:34Speaker 1: the donat unlike his names, these sound legitimate. When I
- 52:38Speaker 1: hear sound design and I hear Ultimate FX, I'm like
- 52:41Speaker 1: that sounds like sound. When I hear Second Life, I'm
- 52:43Speaker 1: think software. I'm like, these are good names, but obviously
- 52:49Speaker 1: both were shams. Jennifer Lewis sued the gym and settled
- 52:53Speaker 1: out of court for thirteen thousand dollars, according to Daily Mail,
- 52:57Speaker 1: in addition to falsely claiming because basically what she was
- 53:00Speaker 1: saying in her interview was that he got the job
- 53:03Speaker 1: at the gym because he had targeted Jennifer Lewis because
- 53:06Speaker 1: he had found out that she worked out at this gym.
- 53:08Speaker 1: So then he went and got membership because he was
- 53:10Speaker 1: trying to get next to her. So, in addition to
- 53:14Speaker 1: falseley claiming to have won Academy award, Wilson also claimed
- 53:17Speaker 1: to be an Oxford University professor and a US Navy seal. Bruh,
- 53:21Speaker 1: you were happy. You gave yourself a real accomplished life
- 53:24Speaker 1: for working at La fit No shade. If you work
- 53:26Speaker 1: at La finnis no shade, and he's like but I
- 53:28Speaker 1: am saying if you went to Oxford in London and
- 53:33Speaker 1: you were a professor and you were a US Navy seal,
- 53:36Speaker 1: it just would seem like you have enough other skill
- 53:39Speaker 1: sets to not necessarily warrant working at a gym.
- 53:43Speaker 3: Right, It's like he added too many things. And I
- 53:45Speaker 3: know you talk about this a lot, like scammers, they
- 53:47Speaker 3: just be like they're giving you too much information, because
- 53:49Speaker 3: why is he going to be like all these things?
- 53:50Speaker 1: And then like it's just too much.
- 53:52Speaker 3: It's like, oh, I'm also the Prince of Monaco, and
- 53:55Speaker 3: my dad is Desmond Tutu, and I invented post its.
- 53:58Speaker 1: I also have a sail boat. And why we didn't
- 54:01Speaker 1: ask this a man? Right then? I've dated for three months.
- 54:06Speaker 1: I don't know these things. So Wilson used the money
- 54:09Speaker 1: to pay for credit card debt and personal expenses. He
- 54:12Speaker 1: had previously served four years in prison for tax evasion
- 54:15Speaker 1: and wirefraud, so he is a career scammer. He faces
- 54:18Speaker 1: up to twenty years during this sentence, Antonio, I do
- 54:21Speaker 1: not applaud this scam. I know you're scammer of the week,
- 54:25Speaker 1: but it's not for a good reason. You scammed our queen.
- 54:30Speaker 1: It ain't right.
- 54:31Speaker 3: It's not right, and I know that brings Lacey no
- 54:34Speaker 3: joy to not support one of her good scammers. But
- 54:38Speaker 3: you pushed just too far this week, not this week. Now,
- 54:42Speaker 3: You're not gonna mess with a black not a matriarch
- 54:44Speaker 3: this week, sir.
- 54:46Speaker 1: A pillar of the community. Pronounce all of those yes,
- 54:51Speaker 1: the community. I pronounced every.
- 54:56Speaker 3: You heard, believe you ms in community.
- 55:01Speaker 4: I'm going to add some more continenta okaya like no,
- 55:08Speaker 4: I can't believe you, Antonio. You ain't right, You ain't right.
- 55:13Speaker 4: And on that note, we have reached the end of
- 55:16Speaker 4: another episode. As always, guys, if.
- 55:19Speaker 1: You are doing armed robbery, you wanna email us, We
- 55:26Speaker 1: will never say your name and we will delete your
- 55:28Speaker 1: email before the fans come. Scam got his pod at
- 55:30Speaker 1: gmail dot com if you want to reach out to us.
- 55:33Speaker 1: Scam got his pod on Twitter and on Instagram if
- 55:35Speaker 1: you want to find me and whatever antics I'm up
- 55:38Speaker 1: to d I V A l A c I DVA
- 55:40Speaker 1: Lacy on all platforms. Guys. Tawny Newson's in a hot
- 55:45Speaker 1: new Netflix show with Steve Corell and the girls and
- 55:48Speaker 1: the late Fred Willard, who is so hilarious. So this
- 55:51Speaker 1: is your last time to see him. Girls, I'm pretty sure.
- 55:53Speaker 5: Uh.
- 55:54Speaker 1: Space Force on Netflix. It is out now. And Tawny,
- 56:00Speaker 1: where would you like to be found and what else
- 56:02Speaker 1: would you like to plug?
- 56:04Speaker 3: Oh? My lord, I'd like to be found safe in
- 56:06Speaker 3: my house and I'd like you to all be found
- 56:08Speaker 3: there as well, just safe and inside because the world
- 56:11Speaker 3: is crazy and bad right now. No, but thank you,
- 56:13Speaker 3: thank you, Lacy. This was delightful. You can find me online.
- 56:17Speaker 3: I'm at Trondy Newman or you can put Tonny Newsoman.
- 56:19Speaker 3: There's no other ones you'll find me. My hair will
- 56:23Speaker 3: be different all the time, so if you don't understand that,
- 56:26Speaker 3: maybe you won't find me and then you'll learn some things.
- 56:30Speaker 3: But I don't know. I feel crazy, but this was
- 56:33Speaker 3: really nice to talk to you and to learn about
- 56:36Speaker 3: just some cool hoodwing and also, yo is this racist?
- 56:39Speaker 1: On Earwolf? Guys, if you enjoy the fact that I'm
- 56:43Speaker 1: black on here and you like hearing about black things
- 56:46Speaker 1: or want to become more educated about not even just
- 56:48Speaker 1: black things. It's also hosted by Andrew T who was
- 56:50Speaker 1: a Asian man of color. If you want to hear
- 56:53Speaker 1: their amazing show on Earwolf, Yo is this racist as well? Sorry? Toddy,
- 56:56Speaker 1: I'm doing all your plugs.
- 56:58Speaker 3: No, it's good because you have better erjee than I do.
- 57:01Speaker 3: I've been it's so funny. I've been so looking forward
- 57:03Speaker 3: to this episode with you, and then I feel like
- 57:04Speaker 3: I came on and I was like, oh, the world,
- 57:07Speaker 3: but but no, So thank you for doing it.
- 57:11Speaker 1: And you're a This is a testament to Black women
- 57:13Speaker 1: rallying for y'all God, because our shit is on fire,
- 57:16Speaker 1: but we are still making this content for y'all because
- 57:18Speaker 1: we love you and we're here for you. So gone
- 57:21Speaker 1: ahead and be here for us.
- 57:22Speaker 3: Honey, especially when we can do it together. That's the
- 57:26Speaker 3: whole reason I'm here is for Miss Lacy, for y'all's queen.
- 57:30Speaker 3: This is one of my favorite shows. You are doing it.
- 57:33Speaker 3: You are keeping me entertained on a lot of airplane rides.
- 57:36Speaker 1: So thank you, thank you. We love you. Congregation, stay scheming,
- 57:41Speaker 1: go Godess.