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Brain Fog is real · Scott & Ally on Demand

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SPEAKER_02: It wasn't too terribly long ago on the Scott Nally show.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh not to be confused over the past twenty years, but not too terribly long ago.
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SPEAKER_02: I vividly remember we had a conversation that I'm kind of self-conscious when I'm driving around listening to music and I turn it down when I get to like, you know, a red light.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh because I don't want people I don't know why like people are gonna subtly judge me.
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SPEAKER_03: What are you listening to?
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SPEAKER_02: That was the joke, was you all thought like, you know, he's listening to LaBouche or something from the 90s, and people are gonna be like, loser.
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SPEAKER_03: That or I was thinking you're listening to hardcore rap.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: That don't I scream that sound?
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SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's me all the way.
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SPEAKER_03: But you're like, no, no, blare it out.
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SPEAKER_03: Yes, dance it out, spread your positive energy.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, yes.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, I remember this so vividly.
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SPEAKER_03: Don't let anyone dull your sunshine.
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SPEAKER_02: I remember this too.
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SPEAKER_02: Until you listen to this lady, and you know what?
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SPEAKER_02: I I she doesn't agree with you, and I agree with her here.
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SPEAKER_04: All I'm saying is I've never heard a car that sounds like it has 10 subwoofers inside of it, so that you can hear music playing from Mars and thought to myself, that's that's so hot.
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SPEAKER_04: I wonder who's in that car.
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SPEAKER_03: Come on, haven't you ever seen somebody singing loudly and dancing loudly and you just love their energy?
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SPEAKER_03: I mean those the subwoofer ones, I I don't love that.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't love that.
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SPEAKER_03: That that's the one that gives you not in the the guys in high school who had the soft subwoofers in the their their um trunk of their car.
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SPEAKER_03: I was never thinking, oh yeah, you're just like breaking in the poon, you know?
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SPEAKER_02: How about the ones that are now in their, I don't know, uh 30s that still think they're in high school driving that whip.
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SPEAKER_03: No.
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SPEAKER_03: Do I like to listen to my music loud?
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SPEAKER_03: I love it.
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SPEAKER_03: Even sometimes I'm walking my dog and there's this one neighbor of mine.
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SPEAKER_03: This guy is blurring his music all the time.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh God, why do I get the feeling it's gonna be some crap hole like Skinner, too?
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's that or it's Dave Matthews band.
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SPEAKER_03: He's like, oh, it's you know he's like dancing in his living room with his dog.
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unknown: With his dog.
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SPEAKER_02: Yep.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh then I come over to this.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, we've we've joked about this.
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SPEAKER_02: There's a couple times in a lady's life where it appears that you lose your minds.
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SPEAKER_02: And and this is where I'm beginning to get concerned about something.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, when you think about the the the uh the brain, the human brain, you you think to yourself, you know, I want to keep this intact and remember things and and hopefully have, you know, a great long life where I can keep my wits about me.
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SPEAKER_02: But then y'all have these points in your life, specifically women, where you you you lose everything.
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SPEAKER_02: Like it just if so if if if you were pregnant, you would have had baby brain.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: But then you move from, you know, parameter to paramenopause, then you're losing it there, and then later on you're just gonna lose it.
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SPEAKER_03: The way you say that every time just makes me giggle, too.
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SPEAKER_03: Paramenopause?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you always like throw it around.
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SPEAKER_03: Paramenopause.
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SPEAKER_03: As if you just put it in a garbage disposal.
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SPEAKER_03: Paramenopause, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: So there's like three stages in your life, and I'm now coming up with I think it's just an excuse that you're just not thinking.
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SPEAKER_03: No, I could I almost couldn't think of the word trunk a second ago.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, see.
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SPEAKER_03: How stupid is that?
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SPEAKER_03: Yesterday I couldn't think of the word lure.
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SPEAKER_03: What is happening to this brain?
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SPEAKER_03: That see?
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SPEAKER_02: She just didn't have a baby, or it would have been the three stages.
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SPEAKER_02: Don't you aren't you glad it didn't happen twice?
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SPEAKER_02: Baby brain?
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SPEAKER_02: Paramountopause.
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SPEAKER_02: And then, you know, later on in life, when you once you get the Zymers.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh Zimers.
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SPEAKER_02: Either way, you better tell Zach this could happen, and he needs to be alert if you guys are on a road trip or driving anywhere and you pull into a gas station.
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SPEAKER_01: Ho.
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SPEAKER_01: Where are you?
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SPEAKER_01: On my way home?
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SPEAKER_01: Where were you?
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SPEAKER_01: The gas station?
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SPEAKER_01: Why?
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SPEAKER_01: And who were you with?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm turning around right now.
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SPEAKER_01: I'll be right there.
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SPEAKER_01: She forgot her husband at the gas station! Oh listen to how calm he is.
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SPEAKER_01: Listen.
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SPEAKER_01: Ho.
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SPEAKER_00: Where are you?
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SPEAKER_01: On my way home.
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SPEAKER_00: Where were you?
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SPEAKER_01: The gas station?
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SPEAKER_01: Why?
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SPEAKER_01: And who were you with?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm turning around right now.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna be right there.
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SPEAKER_03: And you wanna know what?
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SPEAKER_03: We're going on a trip on Sunday.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh god's air, you drive!