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YouTube Ep 11 | Dear Treehouse | Don't Mix The Pink With The Stink · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley and he
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: is Trade Trendholme. Hello Daniel, Hello treefuss. How was your
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving tasty? Thank you very much. I appreciate that we
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  Speaker 1: only suffered a minor cut, a minor explosion the guess
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  Speaker 1: cook top. I think that's it. I think all the
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  Speaker 1: rest of it there was. There was no major hazards.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we got to eat well and be happy.
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  Speaker 1: The Cowboys won. Is a good day overall. I'll take it.
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  Speaker 2: Excellent.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how about you?
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  Speaker 2: It was it was pleasant, which was an unusual thing
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  Speaker 2: to say.
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  Speaker 1: If it was pleasant, that means you didn't have to
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  Speaker 1: see your mom. So no I did.
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  Speaker 2: That was yeah. But you know, I did something that
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why I haven't done this before, but
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  Speaker 2: I usually go over to her place and cook there,
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  Speaker 2: which leads to a lot of tension a lot of
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  Speaker 2: times because I am claustrophobic and in her kitchen and
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  Speaker 2: she's in a wheelchair, so she would just block the
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  Speaker 2: entrance to the kitchen and get me quite irritated. So
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  Speaker 2: this year I cooked everything at my place and just
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  Speaker 2: took it over there, and lo and behold, it was
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  Speaker 2: as pleasant as things can be. So no drama, know nothing,
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  Speaker 2: It was very nice.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear it. And I'm also glad that
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  Speaker 1: you've realized that disabled people get into able bodied people's
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  Speaker 1: ways more often than we'd like.
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  Speaker 2: Well, after I don't know, five years of me politely well,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't even say, after a couple of years of
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  Speaker 2: me politely asking her not to do it, and then
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  Speaker 2: then after that point realizing she's doing it on purpose. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and literally, I'll just don't make me feel like I'm
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  Speaker 2: blocked in. And you know, if something caught on fire,
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  Speaker 2: I have to, you know, hurdle you in the wheelchair
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  Speaker 2: to get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: I have to throw you down and jump over you.
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  Speaker 2: You know. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So what do we have on tap today?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we have another edition of Deer Treehouse, and this
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  Speaker 2: is kind of a a Doctor Ruth edition.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I never thought Doctor Ruth as a tease would
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  Speaker 1: frighten me, but here we are.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, for those of us old enough to
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  Speaker 2: remember doctor Ruth Westeimer, she was the sex doctor and
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  Speaker 2: she would answer people's questions. So that's kind of where
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  Speaker 2: we're going to go today.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, sex doctors of today do not look like she did.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, you know, tiny German grandmother is how I
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  Speaker 2: would describe doctor Ruth.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, absolutely one hund accurate.
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  Speaker 2: So but you know, looking back, she was ahead of
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  Speaker 2: her time.
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  Speaker 1: How so?
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  Speaker 2: I mean she was saying things that otherwise were very
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  Speaker 2: just didn't talk about like I I to think how
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  Speaker 2: the social norms have changed over the last thirty years
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  Speaker 2: is actually it's kind of fascinating. For instance, you know
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  Speaker 2: the last show we were talking about, there's doctor Ruth.
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  Speaker 1: For those that don't know who doctor Ruth west Teim was,
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  Speaker 1: this is her for the bulk of the twentieth century.
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  Speaker 1: This is where the twentieth century citizenry got its sex
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  Speaker 1: and relationship advice. I'm just no realizing how much she
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  Speaker 1: looks like one of the dwarves, Lord of the reasons.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like she needs to be carrying around an axe.
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  Speaker 1: She looks like Gimbley. But she was right, wasn't she.
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  Speaker 1: I mean she always she always sped out very sage advice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, sorry, no, that's Gimley's nana. But no
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  Speaker 2: it's fast, you know it this total sidebar. But uh
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  Speaker 2: you know you you were talking about Bird the Birdcage,
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  Speaker 2: which is one of my all time favorite movies, and
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  Speaker 2: that was made I think in ninety I want to
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  Speaker 2: say ninety six, ninety six. But if you pitched that
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  Speaker 2: same story today, you know, movie studios will be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: what's what, what's the big deal? It's you know, two
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  Speaker 2: guys living together with a male sirp Yeah, no, okay,
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  Speaker 2: that happens all the time, you know, oh, a congressman
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  Speaker 2: and drag. Yeah, sure it happens. Whatever. It wouldn't it
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't be the story. It's it's fascinating. It's like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if you remember this, but remember the Prodigy.
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  Speaker 2: They had a song called Smack My Bitch Up.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, of course they do. I grew up in the
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  Speaker 1: I love the nineties, so yeah, I know that song
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  Speaker 1: very well.
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  Speaker 2: You remember when that music video came out, it was
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  Speaker 2: quite scandalous, like MTV would only play it at night,
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  Speaker 2: basically during safe Harbor because basically the whole thing about
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  Speaker 2: it is it it's a po V of someone on
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  Speaker 2: a drunken rampage and getting in fights, making out with
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  Speaker 2: a girl and everything else. And then at the end
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  Speaker 2: of the video it turns out, oh it's not a guy,
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  Speaker 2: it's a girl. And that was a big deal now
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  Speaker 2: you know now that would it wouldn't even raise an eyebrow.
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  Speaker 1: No, and just fyi, the bird Cage was released in
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  Speaker 1: ninety six and Smacked My Bitch Up was the following year,
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  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety seven. Yeah, so for those that don't know,
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  Speaker 1: the nineties were pretty lived.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know, and then ninety eight the president got
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  Speaker 2: a blowjob in the Oval office, which again, wouldn't we
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  Speaker 2: love to go back? You know that that was the
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  Speaker 2: biggest problem in our country simpler times.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I always said during that whole thing. I always
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  Speaker 1: said during the Lewinsky scandal and Clinton getting the BJ's like,
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  Speaker 1: at least he's in the office. Yeah, I mean he's
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  Speaker 1: on the phone. Forgive the pun, but he's on the
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  Speaker 1: phone with heads of state while getting head he was working.
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  Speaker 1: There was no golf, There was no ice cream, uh
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  Speaker 1: midday ice cream treat you know things there there wasn't
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  Speaker 1: any sort of I mean, the man was working all
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  Speaker 1: the time, so much even his adultery not even a word,
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  Speaker 1: but even his adulter were eating happened in you know,
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  Speaker 1: while at work. Efficient, very and the economy was good,
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  Speaker 1: America was strong. M So still wrong, still wrong? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So on the Doctor Ruth edition of The Treehouse or
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  Speaker 2: Dear Treehouse, we'll start with this one titled men who
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  Speaker 2: intentionally ignore you after sex, this has happened to me.
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  Speaker 2: If you I'm reading from this girl's point of view, I.
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  Speaker 1: Wish you hadn't have said that, because I know so
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  Speaker 1: much better. You saw it, you thought as your As
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  Speaker 1: you're reading it, you're like, oh, I need to I
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  Speaker 1: need to disclaim this.
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  Speaker 2: After twenty five years, I finally figured that one out.
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  Speaker 1: But it's those moments in between that we forget. That's
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  Speaker 1: where the gold lies. All right, go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: So this has happened to me a few times with
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  Speaker 2: the same person, and I no longer speak to him,
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  Speaker 2: nor do I want anything to do with him. It's
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  Speaker 2: long story short. He pretended to like me just to
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  Speaker 2: get in my pants a few times. Also, though the
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  Speaker 2: lines were a bit blurred because we did drink when
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  Speaker 2: we were together, and he had a high tolerance compared
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  Speaker 2: to me. This is something else I have come to
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  Speaker 2: terms with eventually. I think this kind of behavior is
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  Speaker 2: predatory because they can find someone who wants casual nsa sex,
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  Speaker 2: but they go out of their way to find someone
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  Speaker 2: who wants something serious only to use them for sex.
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  Speaker 2: And these men know they don't like you and they
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  Speaker 2: know you're not the one, yet they still pursue you.
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  Speaker 2: It makes me feel completely used because he had just
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  Speaker 2: been honest with me and rejected me. I could have
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  Speaker 2: dated someone else instead of thinking that he liked me.
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  Speaker 1: Well, but then you wouldn't have been at his disposal.
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  Speaker 2: Then you wouldn't have learned this life lesson. Yeah again,
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  Speaker 2: if it happened one time, Okay, sorry, life lesson. He Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he just wanted to get in your pants, and or
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  Speaker 2: maybe he at one point liked you and then the
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  Speaker 2: bore he got to know you didn't like you, but
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  Speaker 2: the sex was good, and so he just you know,
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  Speaker 2: you became a booty call that I don't think that
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  Speaker 2: was I don't know if i'd classify that as predatory,
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  Speaker 2: other than you know, again fool me wants shame on
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  Speaker 2: you twice shame on me. And but you know it's
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  Speaker 2: just another gen Z deal of they don't understand just
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  Speaker 2: the way things happen, and the yeah, and sometimes again
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  Speaker 2: it's not on purpose. He may have really liked her
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  Speaker 2: at first but then found her annoying as hell.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I would say, yeah, so this is not
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  Speaker 1: necessarily it could be predatory behavior, but it's not necessarily
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  Speaker 1: predatory behavior. This is one of those things where you
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  Speaker 1: don't really know, and she will probably never completely know
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  Speaker 1: because this situation had consent. Did he you know, cut
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  Speaker 1: some corners. Did he take advantage a little bit here
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  Speaker 1: and there. Yes, but he may not have intended for
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  Speaker 1: that to be the case, because sometimes guys don't have
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  Speaker 1: it in their mind like this strategy, this playing Okay,
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  Speaker 1: she's this, she's into me, but I'm not really into her,
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  Speaker 1: but I can use that to my advantage. Blah blah
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  Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Guys aren't usually that cerebral about it.
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  Speaker 1: It's more along the lines of there's an opportunity here,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm only thinking with my one thing. Therefore that's
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  Speaker 1: what's leading me and my motivations and my thinking or
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  Speaker 1: lack thereof. So it's it's sort of a like I said,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, it's not necessarily predatory, but there are little
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  Speaker 1: clues in there where the guy is seeing an opportunity
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  Speaker 1: for sex.
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  Speaker 2: Well hang on though, because in Nowhere in this does
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  Speaker 2: she say she expressed her feelings to him, So he
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  Speaker 2: may have thought they were just f buddies.
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  Speaker 1: Also very possible.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, I believe the modern term is she
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  Speaker 2: caught feelings.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's rough. It's hard when you catch feelings,
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  Speaker 1: it is so And the thing is that this is
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  Speaker 1: one of those things I'm going to I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: share a story with you, Trey, about one of my
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  Speaker 1: earliest relationships, and I feel like it kind of lends
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  Speaker 1: itself to this situation just a little bit. All Right,
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  Speaker 1: There was a girl I was dating when I was fifteen. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: she was also fifteen, so we're all above board here
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  Speaker 1: that we were both under age, and so there we go.
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  Speaker 1: I was fifteen, she was fifteen. We started dating. I
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  Speaker 1: liked her, I didn't love her. I wasn't crazy about her.
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  Speaker 1: It was fifteen. I was just starting to get into
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  Speaker 1: my own I had only like, I'm still like a
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  Speaker 1: year removed from being a fat kid, so I'm still
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  Speaker 1: kind of enjoying myself a little bit, right, And I
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  Speaker 1: started dating this girl. I liked her, it was physically
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  Speaker 1: attracted to her. She seemed to feel the same. And
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  Speaker 1: then one day after a particularly amorous makeout session. As
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  Speaker 1: she's leaving, as I gotta tell her, you got to leave,
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  Speaker 1: My mom's going to be home soon. She turns to
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  Speaker 1: me at the front door and says, I love you,
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  Speaker 1: and I said, no, you don't, and then close the up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, apparently I was pretty good at fifteen. But
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  Speaker 1: my point is this, I didn't do anything predatory. She
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  Speaker 1: didn't do anything predatory. It was just two teenagers doing
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  Speaker 1: some stuff, and she caught some feelings. As you said,
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  Speaker 1: the kids say today, I didn't have those same feelings,
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  Speaker 1: and for whatever reason, in that moment, that's one of
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  Speaker 1: the few times in my life where I was able
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  Speaker 1: to actually clearly and concisely state my feelings in return
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  Speaker 1: by saying no, you don't go away.
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  Speaker 2: Now. Was it at this point where you realized doctor
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  Speaker 2: Sung didn't give you the chip for the emotion love chip.
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  Speaker 1: I am capable of feelings, Trey. I do have love
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  Speaker 1: in my heart. I just did not have it for her. Yeah, okay, And.
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  Speaker 2: For all those who were yeah, that's a Star Trek
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  Speaker 2: next generation reference. Sorry if you don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: I actually appreciate that. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I know I knew you'd get it.
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  Speaker 1: But it is a difficult thing. And I think this
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  Speaker 1: is something that every generation learns. It's just packaged slightly
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  Speaker 1: differently with the times. And that is sometimes you're going
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  Speaker 1: to hook up with someone that you shouldn't have because
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  Speaker 1: you had more feelings for them than they showed to you,
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  Speaker 1: and that's just an unfortunate rite of passage almost. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: everyone I know has a story like that, and that
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  Speaker 1: story goes both ways. Trey, I know that you've had
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  Speaker 1: a situation where, I'm sure similar to the one I
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  Speaker 1: just shared, that there was a girl who was way
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  Speaker 1: more into you and you guys probably hooked up, and
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  Speaker 1: then there's probably a situation that you are more into
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  Speaker 1: a girl than she was into you. So you've lived
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  Speaker 1: both sides, and I think that's just part of being
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  Speaker 1: a person and being out there, part.
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  Speaker 2: Of growing up. But also again because you know, again
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  Speaker 2: it talks about you know, we did drink when we
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  Speaker 2: were together. This very well could have been a thing
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  Speaker 2: where he thought they were just f buddies and she
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  Speaker 2: got feelings and she may never have told the guy,
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  Speaker 2: you know, or when when she did, it was too late,
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  Speaker 2: and you know, he was interested in something else. But
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  Speaker 2: you know, sometimes you gotta, you know, tell people how
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  Speaker 2: you feel because and you.
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  Speaker 1: May do it before it's too physical. Yeah, don't assume
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  Speaker 1: that because he got physical that he understands how you feel.
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  Speaker 1: That is not the case.
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  Speaker 2: So all right, next up on dear Treehouse, I had
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  Speaker 2: intercourse and didn't feel anything.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Trey.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so this this young man, it's a twenty year
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  Speaker 2: old MALEA I thought it was supposed to be warm,
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  Speaker 2: wet and soft, but I barely felt anything. Is it me?
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  Speaker 2: My penis is quite rough because I don't use anything
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  Speaker 2: to masturbate.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this is a lot of information. I wish you
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  Speaker 1: had eased into this, Jesus, because when you because when
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  Speaker 1: you say the intercourse thing, I was too busy making
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  Speaker 1: a dumb joke at your expense. And then you said
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  Speaker 1: this twenty year old male, first time intercourse, didn't feel anything.
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  Speaker 1: Then this is how evolved my gen X brain is.
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  Speaker 1: I thought he was on the receiving end of like
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  Speaker 1: a gay encounter, and I was like, okay, well that
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  Speaker 1: kind of sucks for him. But then I realized he
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  Speaker 1: got turned around. He was the penetrator. See, there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot I had to go through in my own brain,
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: a lot of layers to get through before I could
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  Speaker 1: figure out what exactly is going on? And then what
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  Speaker 1: was the last part?
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  Speaker 2: My penis is quite rough because I don't use any
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  Speaker 2: lubrication to masturbate.
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  Speaker 1: Well, so he knows that he should have some type
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  Speaker 1: of barrier or at the very least be a little
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  Speaker 1: more gentle.
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  Speaker 2: Bud. I edited some of this part out because he
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  Speaker 2: details the fact that he strenuously masturbates with no lubrication, which.
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  Speaker 1: A why wait, you know, why do you hate yourself?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And if you rub it raw, you can't do it
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: again later.
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  Speaker 2: So then one of the responders on Reddit said, this
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  Speaker 2: is what's called the death grip syndrome, which I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know there was such a thing, but it's basically something
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  Speaker 2: for guys who masturbate too much and I guess squeezed
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  Speaker 2: too hard that they can do damage to their penis.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, look, I didn't realize that this needed to be
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: something that needed to be shared among the male community. Okay,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: the older you get, the more you realize self care
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  Speaker 1: is important. And I don't mean pleasuring yourself. I mean
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  Speaker 1: self care in general, mentally, physically, emotionally, all of it right,
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  Speaker 1: and masturbation is something that needs to be included in there.
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  Speaker 1: About self care, you need to be gentle with yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You need to respect yourself unless unless you're just like
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  Speaker 1: rage baiting, you know, be kind to yourself. Similarly, when
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  Speaker 1: you reach a certain age, you realize it's worth it
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: to pay more for softer toilet paper because you and
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: your backside are going to be together for the entirety
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  Speaker 1: of your life. Be kind to your butthole. If you're
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: going to be kind to your butthole, you need to
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  Speaker 1: be kind to the other side. Okay, if you're going
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  Speaker 1: to get you know, the good soft charming or quilted
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  Speaker 1: northern on the backside, you need to also be gentle
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  Speaker 1: on the front side. There's there's a lesson I didn't
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  Speaker 1: think we were going to have to share today inside
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  Speaker 1: the treehouse.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean one of the things that we were
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  Speaker 2: not taught when we were kids, that I is an
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  Speaker 2: advantage that the younger generations have moisturize.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's also I'm also glad you brought that up, Tray,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't really think you're supposed to be taught
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  Speaker 1: these types of things. If you are taught, then then
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  Speaker 1: the person that taught you usually ends up in jail.
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  Speaker 1: Uh what, But you have to kind of pick it
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  Speaker 1: up through context clues or visual like just conversations with friends,
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  Speaker 1: movie like you pick stuff up that you realized, Oh
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  Speaker 1: there's there's other you know, options out there, other than
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: you know than you're just getting really rough with yourself.
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  Speaker 2: You know. I admittedly I do not watch as many
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: new movies as I did when I was younger. But
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: there were all sorts of masturbation jokes in movies and
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  Speaker 2: TVs shows growing up that you kind of I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: I guess you just learned that you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, no, no, Trey, you cling onto them.
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  Speaker 2: Nice, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: But it's true. That's how we learned those things. It
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  Speaker 1: was in like a dumb conversations with our friends, or
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  Speaker 1: an offhanded remark by your dad or your mom or something.
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  Speaker 1: And in film and television references and you pick up
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  Speaker 1: on lotion. What's tell me lotion? I never thought about lotion.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Just lubrication. It makes a lot of things much better.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, it does, all right, I feel like we've accomplished
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: a lot just now.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: There we have legally, Yeah, if you're younger, always have
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: a good thing at lotion.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: For everywhere, all right, yeah, and here and here's the
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: other thing. So uh, try to have your own because
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: if you're using Mamas or something like that, they'll notice
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: that it's noticeably lower in.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: The So all right, next time, next on the up
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: guy put same finger from butt to vagina and I'm
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: super pissed.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I have the energy for this one.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I feel spent already.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Guys, I'm stressed. I was having sexy time the other
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: night and the guy used fingers of one hand to
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: finger me and the other to put in my butt. Anyways,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: later on, I see he Later on, I see he
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: used the finger that was in the butt in my
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: vagina and I immediately told him to stop when.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I realized, yeah, they'll cross contamination.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Why would he think that was a good idea? Anyway,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: now I'm extremely worried of infection, like a aerobic pagin itis.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: How soon would I feel to test? Has anyone had
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: this happened to them before? And what was the outcome
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: I had? I didn't get any infections?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well, I have a number of thoughts
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: on this. Ah for our purposes. Trey inside the treehouse
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: especially on these Deer Treehouse episodes on YouTube. Do me
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: as solid when when you read the headline, can you
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: please tell me as much information about the original poster
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: as possible before you read the headline? Is read the headline?
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Just the headline again, guy put same finger from butt
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: to vagina. Super pissed.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you did save vagina. My bad. A
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: lot was happening in just the opening salvo there that
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't not necessarily are we talking about male female
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: male male? So that helps to kind of set the
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: stage for my brain because I don't know which way
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: to go. I don't why. Maybe it's the older school
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: thinking about how shocked I need to be and what
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: type of approach if I have any relatability to it whatsoever.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Now I just feel like I'm randbling on this a
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: So, well, what do you use for me to discuss
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: why you immediately think you know it's possibly gay because
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: you're reading it.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: It's already forgive the pun, but it's tainted. There's a
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: little bit of there's a little bit of Messenger derangement
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: syndrome here. It's also the twenty first century tray. So
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: when you read the opening statement as you did.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Read it again, guy put same finger from butt to vagina.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Super pissed.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Right, it's twenty first century, you're reading it and you're
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: a guy. But at the same time, if I didn't
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: know you, then that could mean well, maybe you're trans
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: so maybe you you look like a dude, but then
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: you have a badge. See, there's there so many things
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: that we need to know about.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or I went from one to the other and
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: then caused the sprinkler to go off.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Look, it's not sexy to keep a bowl of disinfectant
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: next to the bed, although it sounds like it might
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: be necessary. Yeah, I'll be honest with you, I've never
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: really thought about the cross contamination thing a whole lot.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: While in the bedroom, I think you're just so excited
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: to be there, you don't think about the fact that
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: you need to use a different finger in one hole
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: than you did in the other. I mean, I try
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: to keep it. I try to keep that mind when
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen I'm using tongs for raw chicken versus
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: cook chicken. But my head is just in a completely
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: different place kitchen versus bedroom.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Well, I think I'm sure watching porn has made people
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: think it's okay. And you know, just as a general rule,
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: if something's been in in the in the butt, you
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: probably need to wash it off first before it's used again.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Like, actually wash it off, not porn washed with spit.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: That that's not a disinfectant, right you know, fact it
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: makes it worse.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they they even they even make some stuff that
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: lubricates in disinfects. So you know.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: That's help That is helpful information right there.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, if.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, spit it out.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Just remember you know, when when if you wouldn't, if
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't put that finger like in your in your
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: own mouth, you probably shouldn't put in other places.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: The more you know, Yeah, it's either the more you know,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: star at rainbow over our heads or at skeletor running away.
• 26:01
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• 26:09
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• 26:17
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