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Home Run Derby Stinks, Zuck V. Elon, Chris's Division Parlay · Three For The Money

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  New episodes every Thursday and we are in not quite the twilight of the sports calendar
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  but or like the black hole the low light sports eclipse yeah it's a
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  maybe it's not the sports eclipse is when all five that's like when the equinox
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  yeah learn your astrology yeah I think you mean astronomy what's astrology
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  astrology is like your horse go so you learn words so uh they're not there's
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  not a lot going on right now since last week especially I mean the biggest
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  thing that happened since last week was a home run derby I didn't watch it I
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  didn't watch it I'm not gonna pretend I watched it what what did you think it's
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  terrible it's so bad it's you can't see anything so it's like they have the side
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  by side of like they have a split screen of like the batter and like where the
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  ball is going but you can't see the ball like they used to have okay so back in
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  the day it used to be like no time limit it just pitch you hit until you get 10
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  outs and then out of anything that wasn't that's in play that wasn't a home run
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  and then they changed that to be because like it was going for like a really
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  long time they changed that to you have a time limit but you have to like wait
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  until the ball you hit has landed and had like an umpire to be like all right
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  now you can pitch they don't they don't have that anymore they're just like
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  just throwing so it's like it's impossible to track home run or balls
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  that are hit like every other second and you have no idea how many home runs
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  there are and like they keep like a track they keep like a the score obviously
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  but you have no idea how many like if that's accurate you can't see them
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  so so they could be fudging numbers they could be all you know yeah or they could
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  just be totally wrong like you can't see anything did they did they change that
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  because they added more players no I mean I don't I don't really know why like
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  so they've kind of been loose with it with like the whole like wait to pitch
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  until the ball hits the ground and now they're just like we don't care just
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  throw the ball like I forget who it was it might have been I forget who it was
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  I've been Robert from the White Sox towards the end of his round like the
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  guy was just firing them and it looked like he was crushing them but like they
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  would just show the outfield and you can't see anything like you can see
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  like a couple go over but most of it was like a line drives it was terrible you
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  can't see anything you have no idea how many home runs are hit if a guy hits like
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  a 470 footer you can't tell because like by the time it lands two more balls
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  have been hit yeah like you can't see anything it's terrible it's that's just
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  do better does the MLB hate its fans I mean it's it's just like it could be I
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  they need to get rid of like the brackets and the time limit and just go back to
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  have it be 10 outs or maybe put like a five minute max but 10 outs and then
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  just whoever hits the most of the four or the eight moves on to the next round
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  because the bracket thing is dumb so because a guy hit one forget I wish I
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  remember this was hit like 40 something home runs in the second round and didn't
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  win the home run so so it's a bracket yeah so like bracket system if you hit like
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  less than like half of like the median home runs then you then you don't move
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  on it's I mean no you're just facing another guy so it's you have to win that
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  match up to move on okay so like I said one guy hit 40 something home runs in the
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  second round and then what the other guy hit I mean he won that round he didn't
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  win the whole thing so it's like many times you'll have like the most memorable
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  moments and they don't see around yeah and then they just don't win yeah because
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  the guy just hit 40 home runs and fucking three minutes so he's gonna be a
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  little gassed yeah that sounds like you have like that kind of problem yeah
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  sounds like the system is broken and then this year I don't know if they've
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  always done this because I never really paid super close attention but it used
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  to be if you hit a ball 440 feet every hit to 440 foot home runs you get a 30
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  second bonus like just for you but this year you got that but everyone else just
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  got an extra 30 seconds for no I for like just yeah it was just like they
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  said like okay well don't forget he has the bonus 30 seconds that everyone gets
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  I'm like then it's not bonus just factor it into your time
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  huh it's a joke I hate it like it's not supposed to be taken seriously but it's
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  not even watchable like it's not fun it would be amazing if you were there I
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  guess but then the commentators last night were terrible
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  Carl ravage and at water parade I mean ravages terrible he used to be good he's
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  he's just a joke now and then Chris just remembering how great Chris Burman was
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  on it with his like remember like that kind of thing and then you have car
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  ravage like well Rosarina rips one down the third base line and it just stays
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  fair home run it's like he's calling it like it's a middle like a regular
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  season game in August well I mean you don't you probably don't want to like but
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  like have all out for 40 whole runs no but like have some emotion he's just like
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  oh well that one got out well if I know anything about all-star games pro pro
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  game whatever you want to call it nobody wants to be there but like the home run
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  derby is supposed to be fun yeah like you just guys are just ripping dingers
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  yeah and now it's like it's unwatchable yeah I mean the home run derby it
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  sounds you know it's like it's the one event for like all-star weekend for like
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  all these sports that like everyone watches like everyone watches the NBA
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  slam dunk contest yeah or that's the one that people tune into it is it is like
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  yeah the baseball equivalents of that yeah and like the NHL like hard to shot
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  like everyone wants to see how hard they can shoot these pucks even though like
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  they don't practice shooting them too hard they just want them to be accurate
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  it'd be like if the NHL harder shot was just guys just rip and you couldn't like
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  sit there and be like okay wait how fast did that go yeah no pacing yeah so it's
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  just something that I remember always being really cool as a kid last night
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  I was like this is garbage and I think a lot of people were I was on Twitter a lot
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  of people had the same opinion no one was like yeah great job guys I'll tell you
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  what was fun was the MLB all-star game MLB all-star 2003 with Derek Jeter on the
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  cover for the game okay the actual all-star game I'll tell you tell you
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  what that game was I mean he's a biracial angel well you didn't just play as
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  Derek you don't just play as Tom Brady when he's on the cover of Madden you
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  know you're not all time there Jeter no I mean I don't know the first one I played
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  I think it was MVP baseball 04 with Albert Pujols on the cover that was awesome that
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  came wrong it had um station 2 I remember this because it had it had Sammy Sosa in
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  it but before he turned white he didn't turn white till after he retired I know okay so he was still
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  before he was white yeah so before he was white right and my go-to player on
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  that game is Barry Bonds yeah obviously 2003 Barry Bonds that was prime prime
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  juice and bond yeah biceps bigger than anything anacondas swallowed by other
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  I've never I've never played an MLB game that's the only one I've ever played
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  honestly there a lot of fun I'm sure they are but just like real life I have
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  really no interest in baseball as a whole so why start now yeah I mean I'm
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  already at the middle of my life yeah like like you said I'm 47 life is just a
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  simulation anyway yeah am I supposed to play another simulation inside of my
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  simulation in other news reds are in first place that's all okay okay in the
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  division are they on like a streak or anything I mean they've won like 22 of
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  their last like 30 they're not like I I mean they're on a stat where if you had
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  placed a hundred dollar bet from on on red's money line from I don't remember
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  the exact date but from this time to now you would be up $12,000 yeah I mean which
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  is I've been betting on it is not a hundred dollars every game but I'm been
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  betting on a decent amount well why not I mean sorry if you got a hundred dollars
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  to blow on the reds before they got hot just keep riding the reds good for you
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  hopefully there's there's somebody out there that did that right before they
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  started winning I think I'm gonna place a hundred dollars every time but at the
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  same time Linux 30 game it really does suck to see somebody else living your
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  dream yeah do I really want that no not really but we don't know if that's
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  just like it if you had yeah yeah and I feel like this always happens with the
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  Orioles too this has happened in the last three seasons at least where if you
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  bet Orioles money line they will make you money yeah why is that because they're
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  still I mean they're a legitimately good team like the last year they kind of
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  caught lightning in a bottle all their young guys count what the reds are doing
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  now but but now it's like okay all these young guys are up they have experience
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  and they're actually good players like they have the second best record in the
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  American League so with all these young guys how long do you think this trend
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  can continue like do you think you continue for the next three seasons
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  depends on what they're how much money they want to spend the oh the Orioles
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  have never been like a big like hey we're gonna get all these guys so we'll
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  see but I mean they got to keep Adley rushman he was in the home run derby they
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  got he's our catcher the guy keep him and they have a couple other guys so the
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  pride keep but it's hard to say like especially because I don't watch them
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  all the time okay that's my biggest fear at the Reds is like we have these like
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  five really good young players three of them will be on a different team in the
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  next five to seven years which sucks but that's the Reds they don't spend money
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  well all you got to think is that the Reds are in a win now mentality so they're
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  in a win now mentality because once they want money it's alright see a pal
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  well like that's what I'm saying though like you just have to win before they
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  want that's what the Royals did they went to back-to-back World Series yeah
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  and what they're young guys and then after the second one they like all but
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  like three players and now they're the worst team in the league yeah granted
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  that was what seven years ago six shit yeah I guess it was 2016 2015 2016 so I
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  just moved into a new house I'd moved into my first house when the Royals won
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  so I think it was the summer of or not the summer might have been the year after
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  doesn't matter doesn't matter it was roughly seven years yeah well so in
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  other news the Tennessee Titans just about okay you pause there I know the
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  Tennessee Titans are now favored to sign Deandre Hopkins by a lot by a lot
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  yesterday Tuesday they were plus 300 500 plus 500 and now they're minus 300 to
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  design Deandre Hopkins which I don't like not us whatever the Titans are
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  favored to do anything I don't like it is what I'm trying to say this is this is
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  different different this is different it's it's just like this is this another
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  bum veteran wide receiver he's not a bomb he has how many consecutive thousand
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  yard seasons I don't know he's not a bum he's not a bum but I am I sure
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  that skepticism as like we're gonna be like I'm not saying he's gonna be like
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  Julio but like we're like this with who it's like he's older yeah I mean he's
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  nowhere near as old as Julio is yeah we're like alright he's older but he can
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  still have like a career resurgence here and then he has one hundred yard yeah
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  but I'm not I mean he if he's as bad as Julio then like we've been sold I don't
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  know that would just be because like I get like looking back like yeah I'm not
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  shocked Julio like was that bad because the guys been playing with like hasn't
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  had a healthy hamstring in three years like de hop is still healthy relatively
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  for him he was juicing yeah he was he was hurt last year yeah that's why I don't
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  remember how many yards well I think he's I think without like injury seasons he
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  has like a number of consecutive thousand yard seasons last year he played
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  nine games and still had 717 only three touchdowns but still that's a shit
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  ton you play eight more that's 1400 on the Cardinals yeah who did who had
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  Kyla Murray and Colt McCoy yeah it's their quarterbacks mainly Colt McCoy so
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  it's it's just you know tell us all this time too good to be true maybe it is
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  maybe it isn't but at the same time it's like I don't know I think he signs I
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  think I mean I think I think as of right now he does as well but it's I think he
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  might try and string this out until like after training camp he probably will but
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  because you know he's a veteran he doesn't want to be at a training camp
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  which I get I probably wouldn't want to either but at the same time it's like
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  you got to learn the playbook you got to you got to learn the terminology you
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  gotta learn all that shit it's different everywhere he's really good though I
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  would if he didn't if he skipped like almost all training camp I wouldn't be
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  like the sky's falling all right he'll figure it out yeah some of the Nashville
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  media would be like is he a leader it's like well no no it doesn't have to be
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  leader yeah he's there to catch the ball yeah and he's real good at it yeah
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  consistently consistently and that dude has been the bane of the Titans
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  existence forever that'd be the main reason I want him on the team is so yeah
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  he doesn't yeah kill me yes yes we went to that that opening game when we played
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  when the Titans played the Cardinals and they had they sacked us like five times
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  yeah all channels yeah that was thanks Luan you revolving glass door yeah
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  that happened that was brutal that was very brutal and obviously the years when
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  he was with the Texans with with Watson you know before his discrepancies is a
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  addiction to massages before that was unearthed we all have our vices yeah
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  why is person said that it's true okay okay I name one person you trust without
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  advice I don't but okay everybody's got something yeah no you're right yeah
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  like spider-man everybody gets one okay everybody gets one it would be sick
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  though to see D hop because we're probably gonna wear the Houston or the
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  jerseys when the Texans come to town yeah so it'd be really sick to watch him
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  just dummy someone wearing a Houston against Houston wearing a Houston
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  yes like that if he can get one touchdown in that game I'll be like this
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  is worth it that's our that's already a bit that I'm locking in for that game as
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  soon as we sign him yeah if we do if we sign him that day I'm going all right
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  D hop whatever week that is touchdown touchdown I guess that's excellent we can
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  do that already I don't know if that's a thing I don't think so but I think they
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  just have week one most books just have week one it's pretty early yeah it is
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  July it's July this is we're not even halfway through July we are seven more
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  weeks until college football we are seven and we are such a high number it
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  really isn't this coming seven okay look this before this coming Sunday will be
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  eight more Sundays yeah until the NFL Sunday that's a higher number yeah but
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  then you get like preseason like you still get like your taste you get a fix
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  so it's really and then like it's really just like a month yeah when you water it
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  down and you get like free agency and like hard knocks it's like yeah let's go
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  factor in luck all the time to be asleep it's yeah five minutes it's a cup of
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  coffee go by like that games about to come on now as we're watching the NBA
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  summer league magic moneyline which is something dreadful I've been doing
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  all right in the WNBA how's that going three and one and four and I got three one
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  and four no three and one in four games oh okay I was like yeah four pushes and
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  WNBA that sounds about right three and one press you push women I watched a
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  little bit of one today there was the wings and the whoever the links or
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  something yeah yeah
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  I know that because why do you know that for a champion Minnesota links read a
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  book but I watched them today those championships in the WNBA didn't you know
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  what I watched them today because they're playing on Twitter oh they're
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  money the game was on Twitter and I was just I was like oh I have money on this
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  let's check it out and then the wings are better up about like congrats on the
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  profit Elon
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  yeah I'll see that pick style bender and the other guy I know he's really got
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  yeah I I try to like I try to like stay out of this kind of stuff because it's
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  like this is basically just like YouTube creator fights like but worse worse
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  like on our huge yeah one is a man one is in a autistic lizard I can tell you
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  which one you're referring to the other one is an Asperger's robot which who's
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  who Zuck is the at Zuck is the Zuck is the autistic lizard I can see that and
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  Elon is the Asperger's robot and I'm kind of like since we're since there has
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  been reports that there is a sports book that has been allowed to bet on the
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  Special Olympics yeah should this be a Special Olympics event I don't know I
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  don't know think about it I don't know the threshold of the Special Olympics
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  I don't know what these two men's actual medical charts Elon actually has
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  Asperger's okay I don't know if Zuck is deaf is autistic but he is definitely on
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  the spectrum he's something just like every one of us we are somewhere on the
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  spectrum yeah everybody's on the spectrum we just don't know where yeah
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  but yeah just think about it I don't think are we gonna be allowed to bet on
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  this event if it actually happens if like the MMA puts it on if I think if
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  anyone puts it on yeah for sure okay I put Zuck at heavy favorite yeah for sure
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  just off that but I hate it because I try to say that you want to throw that
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  pick up I can throw that see what will is thirsting over I just think it's I
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  mean it's pretty impressive I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie it's a really
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  impressive picture he looks better than I do yeah me too yeah so style yeah I
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  mean just that picture alone is kind of just like well he means business you
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  know Zuck be on that meat diet you do he be smoking meats dude oh yeah he likes
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  sweet baby right yes he likes a sweet baby right he be smoking wheat meat with
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  that sweet baby raise which if I'm gonna be honest sweet baby raise is the best
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  commercially available yeah absolutely it's best when I've had it's better than
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  all the others on the shelf yeah not if you just walk into no question I mean
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  that's what I get I haven't tried them all so we're not saying that it's better
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  than any other sauce available that's yes it's it's the best sauce available if
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  you walk into your local Walmart yeah we are not saying that sweet baby raises
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  the best sauce in the entire time the best mass produced yes sauce available
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  barbecue sauce nation why yeah going back I don't like I said like I don't
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  really like it just I'm just like looking at it yeah oh I hate it I mean I
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  hate both of these guys it's just a big it's like a big YouTube creator clash
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  and it's just like but worse because like the YouTube creators are like well
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  they do that like in shape well like the YouTube when they when YouTube does like
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  a creator clash they do it for charity they do yeah I don't know that they do
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  it for charity and I don't watch them I don't watch them but I know like I see
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  that it like happens but these are the richest men in America and they're
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  gonna get paid for these pay-per-views if this happens well we don't know I saw
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  thing yeah they are they will want money I saw where like the I think it was the
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  like Coliseum yeah in Rome was like yeah if you guys want to do this yeah do it
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  here which honestly just do it make it as silly as possible they should have more
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  fights in the Coliseum I agree with that let's let's be honest they need to have
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  things in there televised bring back gladiators they play a football game in
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  there they played a football game in there is it big enough no I don't know
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  it's not never been and also there's a bunch of like there's a bunch of shit in
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  the middle of it clean it up you can't why not it's historical it's just like
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  still levels yeah that's people died there yeah so they have a basketball games
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  on like aircraft carriers you're telling me no one's died on one of those yeah
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  and those are heroes who represents the Coliseum Rome the Italian the Italian
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  I mean that's a historic landmark in Italy so I don't know who else would I
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  don't know I have no clue I never thought about it okay who would like we're
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  gonna have here we have jurisdiction over things that happened in the Coliseum
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  I'm pretty sure nothing happens there because it's like a yeah yeah nothing
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  happens it's like a museum yeah it's like yeah very historical place where
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  yes no you're at the people died but Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg could have
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  a take a fight yep they could just build the stage on top of the shit yes at
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  the bottom yeah they could do that and just clear it out and then the shit can
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  still be there yeah not like a take it and put it back it's more like a put
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  things on we need to be in charge yeah we should be in charge of the Roman
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  Coliseum I don't want that much responsibility it can't really be that hard
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  though you just let it be like stop vandals shit yeah it can be that hard
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  yeah do you have to buy tickets to the Coliseum I've never been but I'd assume
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  it's a tourist attraction yeah they do tours figured that you can go inside
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  just like walk up I'm like hey I'm going in yeah and they're like all right no
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  they're like you have a ticket there and you're like no okay you need to go over
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  there no no you have a ticket oh so aside from heavily offensive Italian accents
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  what do we have anything else going on a place to future mega parlay today for
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  the for every NFL division winner talk to me okay hold on we have to guess what
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  can I say the you can say the division no I don't want to say the odd or the
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  payout you placed five dollars okay to win 8,440 dollars and 17 cents it's
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  pretty penny that is that's a pretty big penny it's pretty big penny by a hell of
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  a pump but yes never heard that one before it's been a while it's not important
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  all right let's start off what what is the AFC East AFC East
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  bills yes plus 130 yeah they're the favorite I just feel like they're the
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  favorite at plus 130 yeah everyone has like pretty good odds this is on NGM they
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  all have pretty I think the dolphins had I forget what the jets were if they were
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  second the jets are like 165 170 maybe dolphins were 270 I remember that and the
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  pets are like 700 yikes yeah the downfall of Bill Belichick well it's
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  definitely not the pets I thought about the jets but I was like ah I don't want
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  to be drinking the Kool-Aid yeah they could they're they're going to be good
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  they still they're the stars of hard knocks this year you see that I think
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  we need to look up a stat of how many times a hard knocks team wins the
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  division because it's probably never yeah it's always like there's are always
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  terrible teams well the jets were better yeah next division NFC or AFC North
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  excuse me FC North bangles nope
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  Ravens yes okay yeah bangles are the favorite Ravens are second at plus 220
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  that's it I was like add the Mars new contracts gonna be on the fuck you tour
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  yeah bingles just felt too square honestly like I could see the bingles
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  wing that and it wouldn't shock me obviously but actually 220 that's good
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  to spice it up a little bit Ravens got new receivers yeah I think they did a
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  draft to mm-hmm I think they'll be good all right AFC South plus 350 really and
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  they're the second second yeah Jags Jags must be like minus 200 let me
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  screenshot this so I can go in and look at the other odds here I can oh the Jags
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  were minus 160 I think I'm not drinking that Kool-Aid I don't eat like yes they
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  are like they are going to be good for Jags standards but Jags is 98 they are
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  still the Jacksonville like people are forgetting like the Titans won 10 games
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  before their monumental collapse and everyone got hurt yeah we almost beat
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  the jack we almost went to the playoffs with Josh jobs yeah like people are
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  selling like and our alopecia king yes all right shout out all right all right
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  Titans career but so yeah it's still in like the last time the Jags had these
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  huge standards after a great playoff run they sucked the next year so I just did
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  you know also the Jags have never won the division back to back no I feel like
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  you said that it's a real step I think I have said that you are said that it's
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  really not surprising though because I've only been good for like yeah it's not
• 32:52
  surprising something your existence it's not surprising but it is a stat it is a
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  stat yes it has it has it has the numbies Jags are minus one 65 Titans are
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  plus 350 Colts plus 550 Texans 900 yeah so yeah so I expect the Colts and the
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  Texans to have like six wins yeah I think six is fine I think six is a good
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  even I for the Texans but yeah I was just kind of where anyway my mind yeah
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  six is fine yeah all right AFC West AFC West chiefs yeah my son 65 yeah yeah
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  it's no contest but who else is gonna yeah who else is gonna do it certainly not
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  Jimmy G and the Raiders no definitely not Russell Wilson and Sean they're gonna
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  be better they're gonna be better but they're not gonna win the division but
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  alright NFC East this one could be tough this man I thought about this one for a
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  while yeah this one could be tough I'm gonna say don't answer yet because will
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  might have a different answer than I do but I'm gonna say you chose the Cowboys
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  I did not I told you not to answer yet I'm sorry you did say that I just said
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  Eagles yes we're gonna say the Eagles either way yeah okay cuz I thought about
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  cuz I remember that stat like nobody has won the division back-to-back in like
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  ever it's been like 10 years yeah yeah so but then I was like I just what are the
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  Cowboys gonna do like I just don't I mean like they'll be they'll be there they'll
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  be fine okay look all it takes is like an Eagles like bad stretch and I think
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  the shadows are good holder right now I think the Eagles are here Cowboys are
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  like right here in the division and yeah it's not oh in the division in the
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  division yeah it's not it's not close but it's not too far apart I mean you're
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  definitely right they're the one unless the Giants for whatever reason we'll see
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  about this say quan thing but I mean if they if I said there's reports that he
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  might sit out if he's playing under a franchise tag but I think they'd be
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  really stupid of him to I think he'll play but if he's stubborn enough then I
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  think the Giants could be you know I just thought at the end of the day that
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  you'll have far and away the most time I'm really curious of what the commanders
• 35:30
  are because they were they had they have to be last yeah but cuz who's their
• 35:38
  quarterback Sam is he gonna start is that cuz he started a few games sort of
• 35:45
  couple but it's someone I don't know all right commanders are plus a thousand
• 35:52
  yeah make sense John sir Catboys are 170 and what are the Eagles minus minus 110
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  okay I thought there I just think they're I get I get I get your choice but yeah
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  I thought you might not want to drink the Kool-Aid like they're just so they're
• 36:15
  just they're actually like good I know so yeah can they run it back like they
• 36:21
  can Super Bowl but I think they can win the division especially when it's them
• 36:25
  just them and the cowboys essentially split with the cowboys and you're I don't
• 36:29
  know what their schedules look like but you'll probably well the no the NFC East
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  plays the AFC NFC North NFC North you chose the Lions
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  yeah yeah plus 130 yeah the favorites I just like yeah it's fun yeah like the
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  Packers are gonna suck it's it's fun to root for the Lions it is it's fun to
• 37:14
  root for a really a team that has been really bad for like 25 years yeah yeah
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  you mean a team that's been bad forever yeah pretty much yeah except for like a
• 37:29
  couple years spring sprinkled in yeah but yeah Lions plus 130 NFC South I'm this
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  is yeah this is this one might be like I think breaks me did you go with the
• 37:48
  favorite okay so you did not go with the Saints I would sit I would probably
• 37:58
  assume they would be the oh I think I went with I did not
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  surely you say it's are the favorite yeah I figured the Saints with Derek Carr
• 38:12
  who is the most okay no he's the most reliable yes quarterback in the division
• 38:25
  you know what you're gonna get yeah you are gonna get Derek Carr which like for
• 38:30
  that division isn't bad did you take the bake show I did not plus 750 yes I did
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  yeah yeah I jump think a lot of people are overlooking them I don't think they're
• 38:43
  gonna be very good but you can be terrible and still win this yes yeah you
• 38:47
  can yeah you can have a losing record and win this I don't think the Saints are
• 38:51
  very good at all like a lot of people are just like I mean Derek Carr like I
• 38:55
  like we just said you don't have to be good to win this division you don't but
• 38:59
  like I just don't I mean you gotta win your division games yeah and I think I
• 39:05
  do think the Saints could win most of their division they could but also so
• 39:11
  could any other team in this division I thought it was surprising that the
• 39:15
  Falcons are at plus 220 just way ahead of the Panthers at 350 so the Panthers are
• 39:21
  last no they're third boxer last a boxer last that makes more sense because
• 39:25
  cuz I'm going from Tom Brady to Baker Mayfield oh fucking puke sidebar they did
• 39:34
  announce today that they're bringing a sickle I love hold every one on
• 39:40
  Twitter being like oh these uniforms are so good I forgot I was looking at Baker
• 39:44
  Mayfield and Kyle Trask yeah man also nobody got my pun would you say the
• 39:55
  cream sickles are cold oh I'm sorry it's okay it wasn't funny all right and the
• 40:02
  last one the NFC West NFC West 49ers yeah favorites at minus 165 yeah I mean I
• 40:15
  thought about the Seahawks probably have the most dudes in the league I thought
• 40:20
  about this yeah yeah definitely do but they're probably in their backfield yeah
• 40:25
  but I just I thought about the Seahawks was like I can't trust Gino yeah so
• 40:32
  yeah you know off that new contract but it's so it's nine or Seahawks nine or
• 40:38
  165 minus 165 Rams 194 Jesus Seahawks plus 195 then it's the Rams at plus 900
• 40:46
  that's really surprising that's really surprised I'm surprised they weren't like
• 40:49
  second because I mean like if you get a healthy match I'm surprised they weren't
• 40:53
  like a healthy Cooper Cup I get it being third but I thought be like maybe 400 or
• 40:58
  something like that for 900 yeah and then the Cardinals coming in at plus 2500
• 41:05
  well like I know but that's that's a lot of that's a lot of juice but Cardinals I
• 41:14
  hate to say it actually I don't because I really don't care I like you you put
• 41:21
  your faith in the wrong guy you really did put your faith in the wrong guy
• 41:26
  Kyle Murray yeah I remember both or Cliff fired yeah he did yeah yeah cuz he
• 41:32
  went to Thailand right after he got fired yeah thanks some lady boys for a thing
• 41:44
  no for a thing them I was saying that I was the SNL skit we was like I'm learning
• 41:49
  Thai to go to Thailand for a for a thing
• 41:57
  call it but yeah that's it five dollars to win 8,440 dollars and 17 cents I'm
• 42:05
  glad we talked through that because I could I could definitely see your
• 42:08
  reasoning for all of those picks I'm probably gonna make one as well I think
• 42:14
  I'm just gonna do it every year yeah I've done it five dollars like I've done
• 42:19
  it the past two seasons because obviously we in Tennessee could not have made one
• 42:24
  in 2021 legally legally because gambling was legalized November 1st 2021 and
• 42:33
  are obviously the football season already started but I have made one for the
• 42:38
  past two years and I always place futures but never like that oh I was
• 42:45
  just like those are fun yeah which I'm diving into some college football win
• 42:50
  totals we can get into that next week okay I've got a few last time I looked
• 42:54
  at college football totals it was on a another sports book and the odds just
• 43:01
  like weren't great yeah and it was like I know why but um it was like falls over
• 43:11
  like nine and a half wins was like yes minus 600 and I was like what kind of
• 43:21
  line is this my favorite I haven't looked in any sense so my favorite I'll just say
• 43:25
  this requires very like almost zero explanation my favorite one is Michigan
• 43:31
  over 10 and a half at minus 120 they play Ohio State and Iowa yeah like the big
• 43:41
  10 yeah so like their side of the big 10 is ass yeah so cupcake yeah so 10 and a
• 43:48
  half at minus 120 I'll take that honestly I think they'll beat Ohio State
• 43:53
  again but that was just mine the easiest one I remember I got to the big 10 I was
• 44:02
  like if Michigan is not 11 or 11 and a half I'm taking it and it was 10 immediately
• 44:08
  here you go there's just nothing better than sleeping in on a Saturday making
• 44:15
  some pancakes watching college game day and then staying on the couch for 12
• 44:22
  hours I can't wait it's just in seven weeks those dreams will become reality
• 44:36
  I'm just gonna delete beers I remember there's one year MT had a camera was an
• 44:48
  11 a.m. game or what booze early it definitely wasn't a night game and I
• 44:53
  remember I got out of bed at the house I was looking at the time that my bedroom
• 44:57
  was like I opened my bedroom in the kitchen so I took a snap to me it was
• 45:03
  like POV is like getting out of bed on a set on a Saturday morning it was just me
• 45:08
  out of bed fridge keystone was this in college oh yeah okay it was like 9 a.m.
• 45:19
  hell yeah I was like well empty plays like three like I gotta start now yeah
• 45:24
  absolutely gonna get hit start on the day that's good well I think next week we
• 45:33
  should all come back with some college one totals I think like at least three
• 45:38
  three to five I was like if you want to we could do one every week until
• 45:43
  season starts okay each one bring one and then we can do you talk about it okay
• 45:48
  that's a lot less effort so yeah I mean if we want to do more than one we can
• 45:54
  batch I have seven yeah I do have seven I do that I was like I don't want to talk
• 46:01
  about them all right now I do that a lot it's so much fun you just go down a
• 46:06
  rabbit hole like you're just like oh well I wonder what this one is if this one
• 46:10
  is this and you're just like well I should say I have seven right now I've
• 46:15
  only gone through excuse me the power five okay I haven't gone through the group
• 46:18
  five yet because I don't know because I started to with like the American and I
• 46:23
  was like yeah I don't nothing about I don't know shit about fuck about the other
• 46:28
  five shit about fuck
• 46:33
  but I am gonna do that's my goal for the next however long I'm gonna do research
• 46:39
  on the group of five like actual like it's this team going to be good but I'm
• 46:45
  very excited for that yeah I don't follow college football like as closely as
• 46:49
  y'all but I'll give it a shot it's so much I do bet on it do something easy do
• 46:55
  something easy I'll give you an easy one but we can do it off air so next
• 47:03
  week you'll sound get in on like the Georgia Ohio what George is a I think is
• 47:09
  11 or not or lose to Tennessee because Tennessee is the only team with a pulse
• 47:19
  they play yeah they'll play him in the maybe in this championship
• 47:27
  Bama's win total was surprisingly low we don't have to get into it next time yeah
• 47:32
  so I guess everybody's just gonna have to tune in next week yeah just tune in
• 47:36
  next week thank you so much for listening that in the biz is what we call
• 47:40
  a tease
• 47:43
  all right Chris is one out it's 50 to 45 in the third quarter well I was gonna this
• 47:54
  is like a WNBA game I was gonna say unfortunately we don't have a corner
• 47:58
  this week because there's no WNBA tomorrow there is there's no WNBA for
• 48:06
  the next two days I just found that out well this is where whoever is in charge
• 48:12
  of like that like scheduling the WNBA should be fired I mean they hate America
• 48:17
  well yeah it's plain simple but like how you don't have just like what am I
• 48:25
  supposed to do like today no I'm just saying today they did a good job because
• 48:29
  that games on 11 a.m. and they have until like 9 p.m. that's smart get smart but
• 48:34
  then it's tomorrow and front well baseball back on Friday but tomorrow
• 48:38
  nothing it's just summer league and like some weird European sock and you know
• 48:43
  what also sucks is that the other major sport in America that's going on right
• 48:48
  now is the MLS and they have nothing they play today they did yeah like if they
• 48:55
  don't play Saturday they play Wednesdays Nashville SC is playing right now
• 49:00
  they're playing the Philadelphia Union I miss that yeah oh they do play yeah I
• 49:05
  think they're playing right now they are zero zero yeah um so what's that I
• 49:13
  think tomorrow might actually be the worst day for sports fans oh it
• 49:18
  definitely it's not today it's not yesterday it's definitely it's tomorrow
• 49:25
  tomorrow it's tomorrow Thursday yeah which is today which is today as you are
• 49:30
  watching yeah but yeah but they have us to listen to that's true that is true
• 49:36
  this is a great sports Thursday yeah yeah yeah all right we're gonna get out
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• 49:57
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• 50:01
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• 50:06
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