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Mom massaging son is creepy 3 · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:06
  SPEAKER_01: 7763.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_01: Gotta play this about the mom giving her son a massage at uh it's a baseball game.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_01: It's like a little league game.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_01: And mom's behind him on the stands.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_02: Not the little kid playing.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_02: The 28-year-old dad of the little kid playing.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: Now you got grandma in the stands.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_02: Who's probably what do you think?
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_02: About 55?
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_01: Massaging her kid's shoulders and neck.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: So let me play 7763.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_00: So the poor kid can't get a massage from his mom because it's not socially acceptable.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_00: But when he goes to the doctor and the doctor says bend over, he sticks his finger up his butt.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_00: That's socially acceptable.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_02: Please, first of all, give Fred a prize.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_02: I swear we've got something to give you.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I do.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: I have uh wholesome I have wholesome cafe gift cards.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: For the most unwholesome discussion so far this morning.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: Fred, I will call you after the show and we'll get that hooked up or I'll text you.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_02: That's the best text.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: The doctor is checking your prostate.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: This is for a medical thing.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_01: Mommy checking to see if you still got the feels.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, or not still got, but I know.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_02: Well I love the the I love that he used the term socially acceptable because somebody had mentioned earlier that why are we overly sexually?
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_02: And I didn't mentally put it there.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_02: It was really the social acceptability of how much touching is acceptable.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, you know, and and touching doesn't necessarily mean sexually.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_02: It's just like, well, what's next?
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: Is he gonna is she gonna rub his feet?
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_01: Well, let me uh give you a different scenario.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: Same people.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_01: We're at home.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, so the rubbing mom and son are are elsewhere doing something?
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_02: This is like their thing.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: Let's pretend we're watching Survivor.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_01: And we're right, mom's on the couch, and for some reason son is uh sitting on the floor.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_02: In front of mom while her legs are apart, like he's eight.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: And then she starts.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_02: That's gonna happen at 28.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, and then she starts, but I'm I'm putting it in the same same sitting position, but now we're at home, no one's watching.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_01: I still think it's icky.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I look, I I get it.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_02: I I there it it it's not a sexual thing for me.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_02: I understand where you're coming from.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_02: You're like, I'm gonna tell you why you think it's sexual.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_02: This is my personal body space right now.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: Did does Tiffany ever come up behind you and just touch your neck or swipe your neck or something?
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_02: No, but a good solid kick in the ass.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, that happens on the regular.