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TWR Wednesday | From Russia With Love & Other VD Tales! · The Whitfield Report

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  Now broadcasting from the Next Gen. conservative studio in
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  sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics,
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  current events and pop culture. This is the Whitfield Report
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  with Sam Whitfield. Before we begin the show, I I
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  kind of want to start off on a somewhat serious note.
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  My grandmother Maxine passed away today at age 94.
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  I find it romantic that she went home to be with Grandpa on
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  Valentine's Day. They were married for 60-7
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  years. He passed in 20, 16, and she
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  just passed early, early this morning.
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  So this one's for you, Grandma. And with that, let's start the
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  show. Well, she's got.
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  You've got a hell of a Valentine's Day date ahead of
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  her. Oh, she knows.
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  Certainly does so and did it. And my grandfather actually,
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  before he died, he wrote her a letter and said I'm going to go
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  ahead and go to get heaven ready for you and you know it.
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  It took him close to six years, but I guess heaven's finally
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  ready for her now so. Well, I'm still sorry for those
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  she's leaving behind like yourself, and I wish you nothing
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  but the best in that. I'm sorry to hear that.
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  I I appreciate it. And folks, you know, if you do
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  have elderly relatives and grandparents who are still
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  around, please, you know, my advice to everyone is to call
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  them, or at least you know, spend some time with them if if
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  you're able to, because you never know when your time is up,
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  so. True that.
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  That's not just the elderly man. You never know.
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  I've lost young friends. You know, the people you're
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  close to. You know, keep them close.
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  Mm hmm. That's something else we have in
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  common there, Sam. My grandma was also named
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  Maxine. Interesting.
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  So. I hope it's not waters more.
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  No. No, I no, that's the that's
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  that's the one Maxine I won't miss so for.
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  Sure. But anyway, well and so and I
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  just have to look at this joke, hopefully my grandmother won't
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  be voting for Biden in the next door election.
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  So. You know, you say that because
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  it's fresh, but it's more it's just as likely your grandfather,
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  who from 2016 would right, my God, they dig them.
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  They dig up votes from like people that passed in the 80s
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  sometimes. And and the and The funny thing
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  about about that too is like my my grandfather was a Richard
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  Nixon Republican and so I I could just see him like up in
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  heaven. And he had a he had a he had a
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  bit of a mouth on him too. He was.
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  He was one of these. World War 2.
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  Well, then he would know about them digging up in the 60s for
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  Mr. Kennedy, President Kennedy. Oh yeah, yeah, from the.
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  Fucking. 30s. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Dead voters is just this weird combination.
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  I don't know. Something.
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  Funky about that. You know what The funny thing of
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  it is, is like I think I've told you I am Irish on my dad's side
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  of the family, so it's like. The like Republicans.
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  I'm sorry guys, but you are just not as loyal to your party.
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  You know you're like till death do his part, bitch.
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  Democrats is like, Nah, this shit's eternal.
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  I'm a vote forever. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
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  You. Gotta get that party loyalty up.
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  That that is true, But anyway. Well, folks, you know, in the
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  sphere of Valentine's Day and everything romantic, we we have
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  two topics tonight. Well, well, hold on.
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  I just wanted to a quick comment on the name of the show You said
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  from Russia with love. I get that.
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  That's Putin plus Valentine's Day.
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  Good pun, right? And other VD tails.
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  Now, Sam, it's going to be a short show, 'cause I don't have
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  any VD tails, so it's going to be all your VD tails.
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  Huh. Where does one take up a
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  venereal disease when they're crippled?
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  Oh, no. I was like, I didn't.
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  I've never had well, my well by by by reply that to that would
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  be to ask Stephen Hawking. Oh yeah, he got him on Epstein
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  Isle. Yeah, yeah.
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  So you know, Yeah, yeah. Ask him.
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  Baby. How does that work?
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  Though. The what what I what I heard,
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  and I don't know if this is true, but supposedly his finish
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  was watching midgets do like complex math problems on like
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  really high up chalkboard boards.
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  So. Well.
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  Oh, so you just you meant Valentine's Day.
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  I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
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  Thought you were going to talk about having gonorrhea or
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  something. Well, no, because I I was going
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  to say from from Russia with love and then other Valentine's
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  Day. Tales.
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  That's usually where you would get gonorrhea is from Russia
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  with love. You know what I mean saying?
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  Yeah. You go over there, you probably
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  get all kinds of shit. But see Rumble for me to type
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  out Valentine's Day and and other Valentine's Day tales.
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  The time would have been too long because of of the.
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  And then I just misunderstood and thought you were going to
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  talk about herpes. Well, you know it is.
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  Valentine's Day. It is Valentine's Day.
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  So, and you did you didn't warn me about all those female
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  wrestlers? So.
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  That's I mean, it don't matter if she from Russia, although
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  that's probably true. Too.
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  But if she's a female wrestler, you're very likely to have some
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  VD tails. That's.
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  Yeah, yeah, so. I hear anyway.
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  Especially if if you're a Vince McMahon, which, oh boy, that's.
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  I figured it out, Sam. I've cracked the mystery.
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  But we got to talk about Putin. That's what the people want,
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  right? Yeah, so Max and I both watched
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  the the entirety of the. I mean I watched it the the when
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  it dropped because I was like, well, I don't know how long the
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  shit is going to be up for. So best watch it now.
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  Same. Here I waited because I didn't
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  care, because I knew something about Putin that the interview
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  confirmed. Yes.
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  And I also knew something about Putin that the interview also
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  confirmed so. He had.
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  He suffers from undiagnosed autism spectrum disorder.
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  Yeah. He's on the functional end,
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  right? But he has those weird
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  obsessions to talk about shit that's completely irrelevant to
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  the to the subject and have no idea about social cues at all.
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  Now, you could Chuck that up to cultural differences, OK?
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  But even to give somebody as shitty as Boris Yeltsin there
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  do, he was not fucking autistic, OK?
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  Stalin was not fucking autistic. Hitler.
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  Definitely autistic. Super autistic, right?
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  You. Gotta.
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  Tell. I mean, it's a colloquial term.
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  I'm not a. Yeah.
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  I'm a layman, right? But.
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  But it does seem to me that Vladimir Putin suffers on.
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  So why did you invade the Ukraine?
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  Well, you see, 900 years ago in a village in Slovakia, some guy
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  yelled at another guy and it led to a chain reaction.
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  And then this faction formed and they fought.
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  That faction, you see, and all these other, it's like typical
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  Russian bullshit. They're like hung up on shit
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  that happened a fucking Millennium ago.
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  Yeah, yeah. The answer never came to why he
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  did it. Well, I don't know if you saw
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  Tucker's video like that. He did afterwards.
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  I did a bit befuddled. A bit Be fun I.
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  Would. Say he.
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  Was. Happy he got the interview cause
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  'cause, yeah, it was in doubt that he would be allowed to do
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  it. I get that.
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  But. He definitely.
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  Seemed as confused as I was by a lot of it.
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  His His theory, too, was that like Putin was stalling much of
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  of the time doing the old. Yeah, but he he does that in
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  every interview. I honestly think, like, the only
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  thing he likes Putin is to, like, talk about like,
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  historical autism for hours on end.
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  He should not be president of Russia.
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  He should be a Discord guy, right?
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  Yeah, how? Many Discord guys you know from
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  way back. In the day.
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  They hang out and they just talk about history.
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  He'd be way better at that. Or give lectures that are.
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  But no. Instead he's going to invade
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  Ukraine and we're going to pay umpteen trillion dollars to save
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  some people that we didn't really even know where there
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  were most of America a couple months ago.
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  Even when the war was going on. People don't know where that
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  shit is. I I do like that he kind of
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  quietly outed that, like Putin was a pro.
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  Not that Putin. I do like the fact that Putin
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  quietly kind of outed Tucker and like, oh, by the way, I know
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  that the CIA tried to recruit you out of college and good for
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  you for not joining them. So.
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  Yeah, just the KGB. You know, that's way better.
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  Yeah, yeah. Totally not like the same thing,
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  only commies, you know. Yeah, but you know, like, I
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  think people, I I think people kind of glossed over that, that
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  Tucker. I mean, it doesn't.
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  Strike. He threw it in there for a
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  reason, I guess. I just like to point out that he
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  was a K GB guy before he was president.
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  No, no I I I. Remember and loyal and commie.
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  And that's why he he has no problem with them, kind of.
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  And if you notice in the in the war, a lot of the guys are
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  starting to bring hammer and sickle flags, right?
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  He has no problem with them embracing that kind of trad
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  aesthetic because he was a part of it.
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  See, Rush was just fucked up. Your your theory about your
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  theory about him making the war about like Nazism was right
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  though, because you actually you said that last week on the show.
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  I want to restate this for the audience.
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  Really. Like, Shmuley's better suited to
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  talk about that than I am. But yeah, there's a there's a
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  remnant. It's it's both true and not
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  true, OK? But it is his big bone of
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  contention. There's a remnant of people
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  within the Ukraine that you have to remember that to them, the
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  Soviets were the bad guys. OK.
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  And that makes like, anybody who fought the Soviets, and a lot of
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  them were on the side of the Nazis in the war.
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  Like Granddad was a Nazi, right? And if you celebrate your
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  patriotic granddad, it's easy to see why you might Especially
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  when fucking, you know, Russia's invading again and they're
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  carrying hammers and sickles. Why would you not pick up a
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  fucking SWAT? I get it.
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  It's a subset of kind of edgier, more fucking military minded
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  guys actually, 'cause they're some of the most organized
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  soldiers they've got are Nazis, but I don't know how Nazi they
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  are. If it's like it's hard to
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  distinguish. I can't really tell by videos
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  I've seen. And that's why I say Smooly
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  might know better, whether they're just carrying the sign
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  to piss off the fucking Russians, or if they're actually
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  like Jew hating whatever, whatever, right?
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  Like, I don't. I don't know if they're National
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  Socialists or if they're it's kind of like carrying an Iron
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  Cross flag just to scare the enemy or whatever.
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  Well, and and from and from what?
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  Just like the other. Side aren't commies, but they're
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  carrying hammer and sickle. Yeah, well and from well and
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  from what my friend and friend of show Luke Nicholas told me
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  because he and I talked about the interview in private and he
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  said that like from what he's heard like like the the.
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  But the but? The But the presence of those
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  Nazis doesn't justify the war. No, it it it doesn't.
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  Those Nazis, whether they're Nazis or ironic or they're just
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  trying to piss off, it doesn't matter.
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  Absolutely not. Because they weren't being
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  violent against Russia, Russia struck first.
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  And and not just that, but but like, but from what?
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  From what Luke told me, the Azov Battalion was like was basically
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  disavowed by. Yeah, they they are mercenaries.
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  So but. The problem is is is martial law
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  and it's a war. So you recruit the mercenaries
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  to your fucking side. They're pro Ukraine.
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  They're on their side. Ostensibly.
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  They. I don't think Zielinski really
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  can tell them what to do because they're a bunch of bloodthirsty,
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  battle hardened pro Ukraine nuts.
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  And they carry swastikas sometimes, not all the time.
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  Now in in more and more since since the war's been going on,
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  they more carry Ukraine colors, right?
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  Because it's popular worldwide. It's weird.
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  I'm not really sure if it if they're Nazis or not.
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  Honestly, I honestly don't know or care because they weren't
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  doing anything to start with, right?
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  That's the point of contention as far as I'm concerned.
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  This is a war of aggression on the side of Russia, and you're
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  you. By justifying that, I disavowed,
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  OK, our country's actions in Iraq from the beginning.
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  How could I then? And because the reason was is
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  because there was no need to nation build.
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  Saddam hated Osama bin Laden. There were no more evidence of
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  mass destruction. And I lost two friends and a
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  generation like guys my age, all of them knew somebody who served
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  everybody. You went to high school with
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  somebody to serve because we I graduated in 2002, which means
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  911 happened my senior year. Mine as well.
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  Yeah. And we went to two wars within a
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  couple fucking years of that. And everybody knows people who
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  served and most people my age know somebody who died.
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  Yeah, the numbers weren't Vietnam high, but that's still
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  fucked up. And I said from the very
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  beginning that it was a pointless war.
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  I didn't actually say that about Afghanistan.
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  If Osama bin Laden was responsible A, and he was there
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  B, then OK, I can understand some military action there to
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  fucking in there harboring him that almost made sense.
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  It's still not the kind of war you'd want to fight, but I get
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  it. But then Iraq do disavowed that
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  Saddam didn't like that at all because he knew that that would
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  give Bush justification. It was all part of their planned
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  to do a big fucking war. They got the Patriot Act out of
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  it. Everything about it was fucked
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  up, right? And so I was getting it.
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  I was getting it. And that's exactly what's
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  happening to the flip side of things with Russia and Ukraine
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  right now. Because at home they've been
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  more and more militant and the people are getting poorer and
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  poorer, right? And they're, they're getting
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  drafted, but then they're getting, you know, sent, sent
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  out there. Half of them, not half of them.
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  But a lot of these conscripts that they get are from really
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  poor areas where everybody's on fucking drugs and they're actual
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  just drug addicts off the street.
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  They don't get proper training right?
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  Because there's a war going on. So you can't have like a year to
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  fucking prepare these guys. You need them out there in
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  fucking six weeks. 4 if you can make it better, right?
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  And you'd send them right out to the front lines with their kit,
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  it's worth a lot of rubles, you know what I'm saying?
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  A lot rubles. And why don't they just flee
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  over the border with the refugees and sell their shit on
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  fucking eBay, Which a lot of them did.
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  They just straight up sold their gear and deserted way more than
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  is normal, right? But that's because Russia sent
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  so many fucking dudes. Because this is a crazy war of
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  aggression on their part and they needed bodies and they're
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  just throwing these guys at them now.
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  Not all of them are fucking deserting, but some of them did.
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  Because that's what would happen if you sent a drug addict with
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  no training and a bunch of gear. And and and to be fair.
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  And and by the way, they're fighting against the average age
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  of a Ukrainian fighter right now is 40.
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  So, so it's a bunch of, it's a bunch of drug addled, heroined
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  out conscripts with no training and and the only reason that
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  they would be is just to be like yay Russia let's go And some
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  guys are like that and that's why you see them, but they also
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  are committing fucking crazy war crimes.
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  Both sides are, because that's what happens in a war.
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  Yeah, silly. Collie in the comments said it
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  best. Here's a gun and clothes.
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  Time to go to war. Yeah, that.
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  Here's a gun, inexpensive clothes, and some some niche
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  ammunition too. That'll help.
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  Yeah, let's let's start so. We fucking start a new life and
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  like Bulgaria or some shit. So one thing I want to point out
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  is is people are, like, getting upset at Tucker because Putin
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  didn't answer the question. That's not Tucker's fault.
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  To which I would say, yeah, that's not Tucker's fault, I I.
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  Think what? Politician does answer the
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  question, though. Trump.
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  Trump. No, wait, no, Vivek.
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  Well, not. Well, not just that, but also.
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  Doesn't answer the question. Politicians.
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  DeSantis. Oh, no, we're.
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  Supposed to be nice to him. What a loser.
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  Anyway. Well, well to be fair too though
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  like DeSantis hasn't like thrown people in the in the in DeSantis
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  hasn't thrown people in Miami yet which is like our.
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  Look, if he takes offense to that, I understand.
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  And if anybody like that, genuinely supported him, takes
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  offense to mean still taking shots at him, I understand.
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  Blame the DeSantis Bros, because they were the most fucking toxic
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  worst people throughout this entire election cycle.
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  That made me hate the Republican Party once again.
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  Back to where I used to be. The DeSantis Bros made me hate
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  DeSantis more than he ever did. Yeah.
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  No, I I'd like to. Rumor.
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  To. Last.
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  Yeah. But let let me be in charge,
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  because everything's so terrible, it's all going to fall
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  apart. What's your plan to take care of
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  it? Next question.
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  That's Desantis's whole campaign.
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  Oh, here's some white nationalist propaganda on my
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  Twitter. Fucking guy.
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  Fucking guy, man. Oh, it wasn't.
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  Me. I didn't do that.
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  It was the guy I hired. Oh, so we should, we should make
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  you the top hirer of the whole country.
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  Yeah, yeah, I mean. What a sales pitch by the
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  DeSantis team. Great job, guys.
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  Yeah, well, also like. Also Wicked Witch of the West
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  Heels. Yeah, he didn't.
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  He's got style. He he knows he's like the Wicked
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  Witch of the West, so he wears the.
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  Well, but but also he didn't want to wear, he didn't want to
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  take dress shoes from Patrick bet David because that would
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  have been a bribe or bribe or something.
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  For what? What was, you know, a bribe for?
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  I that was what? Patrick asked him too.
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  And and he was just like, I just thank you, but I I can't take
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  these. Trump.
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  Trump. Would have put them bitches
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  right on. Oh yeah.
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  Trump. Trump.
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  Would have been like they look fabulous on me, don't they?
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  Yeah, he's a great truth, I think.
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  He made in America. They better be made in America.
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  Wonderful truth. Overall, I I think, I think
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  Tucker did a good job of of conducting the interview.
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  Yeah. Yes, you.
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  Can. I the other.
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  Thing to do is that he could. And and too is.
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  Like if you're a die hard, there's the people out there
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  that think he's the good guy in this somehow, and I'm not really
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  sure how right. I think they just, I think they
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  just don't like America is really what it is.
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  Yeah. Or.
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  Or. Or they're just being like
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  contrarian Edge Lords like. Same thing, same thing.
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  Yeah, yeah, that's like, yeah, but.
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  But. Anyone other than them would not
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  be like come out of that with a pro Putin opinion.
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  No, my my whole thing is well. Doing that interview exactly as
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  he said was probably the best thing to do for the people that
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  didn't want him to do that interview because it didn't make
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  everybody fall in love with old Vlad.
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  It was like because the average and I've even had a couple
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  people talking about this recently.
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  So I I have some different opinions and and the average
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  opinion is like, I don't understand what the fuck he was
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  talking about. And they also remember that
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  that's the guy waging the war that they've been seeing
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  horrific videos of and they're just like it doesn't make any
• 24:30
  sense. It doesn't make them like him or
• 24:32
  or sympathize with him in any way.
• 24:34
  Well. Well, and and.
• 24:36
  People they. Already did.
• 24:38
  Well, and people and people kept thinking too that like oh,
• 24:42
  Tucker's are going to throw him softball questions and and like.
• 24:46
  Why did you invade the Ukraine? Was there the, I believe, a
• 24:49
  quote question, right? Yeah.
• 24:52
  He didn't say the, He didn't. I say the because that's how
• 24:55
  you're that's how we used to say it.
• 24:57
  It was the Ukraine. Now it's just Ukraine.
• 24:59
  Whatever, now it's not. Kiev anymore.
• 25:04
  It's like the Kiev. Whatever.
• 25:05
  Fuck you and you make me say new shit.
• 25:09
  I'm a stickler for pronunciation, so that bothers
• 25:12
  me. And and, and Tucker, I mean,
• 25:17
  Tucker was polite. I will say that it was polite to
• 25:20
  Putin for sure. But then again, like, I'm sure
• 25:23
  Putin didn't. I I'm sure Tucker didn't want to
• 25:25
  end up in a gulag in Siberia and so.
• 25:29
  Yeah, you kind of have to be polite to the the.
• 25:33
  Yeah, you kind of have to you. You know, you kind of have to
• 25:37
  polite to be polite to the to the Bond villain as.
• 25:41
  He. Makes.
• 25:42
  To fucking world leaders before you know.
• 25:45
  Not all of them. Good people.
• 25:48
  Shout out to shout out to Megyn Kelly too.
• 25:52
  I know as much as some people I hated her initially.
• 25:56
  She she, you know, she stood up for Tucker and basically said
• 26:01
  this is, this is stupid. What, That you guys are freaking
• 26:06
  out about this. He is doing his job as a
• 26:09
  journalist. So Megyn Kelly went up in my
• 26:14
  book, Chris Wallace. Yeah.
• 26:16
  We're used to talk to a. Reporter from the New York Times
• 26:19
  on the phone all the time. And also also, didn't Megyn
• 26:23
  Kelly basically say nobody had an issue with them talking to?
• 26:27
  There was. A.
• 26:28
  Weekly column of of Hitler talked to the guy on the phone
• 26:32
  and they would write what he told them in the New York Times.
• 26:36
  Yeah, yeah. No, no, I know that that sounds
• 26:39
  aptly appropriate for the that you know that that sounds.
• 26:43
  Exactly dictated a column for the New York Times for like a
• 26:47
  whole year before the war broke out.
• 26:50
  And then? Continued to during part because
• 26:53
  he was at war with Britain at the time, right?
• 26:55
  Not us. Yeah.
• 26:58
  And he continued to say his propaganda right through the New
• 27:01
  York, and it was directly propaganda in his case.
• 27:05
  This was just a bad interview by anybody's standards.
• 27:10
  Next time, just let him do a fucking lecture.
• 27:14
  Don't ask him any questions. Give him some mushrooms first.
• 27:18
  Actually, you know what? If everybody's so mad about it,
• 27:22
  I got a better idea. Why don't we have Joe Rogan?
• 27:30
  Oh my God. Yes, please.
• 27:33
  Everybody wants it. Come on, make it happen,
• 27:36
  Hollywood. Yeah, yes, yes, please.
• 27:41
  You you know, I was. In the KGB.
• 27:48
  I didn't. I didn't even seen any of those
• 27:50
  any of those videos from that ping Trip guy he makes like he
• 27:54
  makes he makes Joe Rogan edits that are that are hilarious.
• 28:01
  I I could totally see him doing doing that where where Rogan
• 28:06
  asked prudently. Like so have you ever, have you
• 28:10
  have you ever taken not LSD, but what?
• 28:17
  But whatever the the other thing he he does.
• 28:23
  EMT. Oh yeah.
• 28:24
  Got to talk to the Machino with Joe Rogan.
• 28:28
  Why? Oh, and we have to have Alex
• 28:31
  Jones on. Oh, Oh my Oh my God.
• 28:35
  Alex, Alex Jones and Vladimir Putin, I feel like would be.
• 28:40
  Money. That is.
• 28:43
  Money. Don't know is.
• 28:46
  That the left would fucking explode.
• 28:48
  Not only is that money, but I feel like.
• 28:51
  I feel like Alex Jones is one guy who could get away with
• 28:55
  like, screaming at Vladimir Putin or something.
• 28:59
  Yeah. I don't think Putin would even
• 29:01
  get mad at him. He might.
• 29:03
  He might be the only guy who could get away with actually
• 29:05
  screaming at. Yeah, he'd probably.
• 29:08
  Laugh because Jones is funny. Yeah.
• 29:16
  I I suggest the next candidate for the interview with Putin
• 29:21
  would be Sam. And then we get hated on because
• 29:25
  Sam was just too nice to him. And I'd be like, what do you
• 29:30
  want me to get him to do? Because all he ever does is be
• 29:34
  nice to his guest. He can't.
• 29:38
  Help. That.
• 29:41
  Putin. Putin would be the one in her
• 29:44
  interview. Who?
• 29:45
  At the chat, suggest the notorious figure you would like
• 29:49
  Sam to interview. And you know what?
• 29:52
  They don't even have to be alive for this experiment.
• 29:56
  Well, you know. Whitfield interviews Hitler.
• 29:59
  I would watch it because you would.
• 30:01
  I have a. Feeling you'd still be nice.
• 30:07
  He. He's he Sam.
• 30:09
  He's a guest on your show book. I OK.
• 30:14
  You know, I I would the the one question I would ask Hitler is
• 30:18
  like, why? Like if you had, the one
• 30:26
  question I would ask Hitler is like if you had gotten accepted
• 30:30
  to to art school, like would that have changed?
• 30:37
  How do you think your life would have changed if you had just
• 30:40
  gone to art school? Yeah, see, you'd be nice.
• 30:44
  I'd ask him why you're such a thing.
• 30:47
  I'm not supposed to say. Well, I mean, I I would F slur.
• 30:52
  You can say that right They'll they'll make that a slur
• 30:56
  eventually. Let's say, let's make that
• 30:59
  happen. F slur is now a slur.
• 31:04
  But I I but I could also see Hitler like pulling a merch and
• 31:13
  and be like. Well, I think the.
• 31:15
  Question that you asked would get a similar response to Putin,
• 31:19
  'cause like I said, I think Hitler had autism.
• 31:21
  And he'd probably go off on a rant about Vienna and the
• 31:25
  fucking the the the boys living house where he was getting it in
• 31:30
  the butt, you know? And he'd probably talk about how
• 31:33
  he had one testicle, you know, then he'd talk about veganism
• 31:39
  and how much he loves animals. And then the the, the
• 31:45
  methamphetamines would start wearing off and he'd have to go.
• 31:51
  No. You want to know who?
• 31:53
  Like if I could interview? Well, hey, if I could.
• 31:57
  At one point he'll ramble about the Jews for about 30 minutes.
• 32:00
  I forgot that. If I if I couldn't, if I could
• 32:04
  have interviewed one person, it would have been Rush Limbaugh
• 32:10
  like he like he would. Have been asking about.
• 32:13
  Fucking radio. Not even politics, to be honest
• 32:16
  with you. I know his politics.
• 32:18
  Say. You know.
• 32:20
  Oh, I I wouldn't ask him about about politics either.
• 32:23
  I I'd, I'd ask him, but yeah, I'd ask him about radio.
• 32:31
  I I'd I'd ask the same thing with Andrew Breitbart.
• 32:34
  I want to ask Andrew Breitbart or anything about politics.
• 32:37
  We would talk out like I would probably talk about Andrew, I
• 32:41
  would probably talk about a different blogging platforms
• 32:43
  with Andrew Breitbart and just get like Super Nation to the
• 32:47
  web. Gordon Liddy agreed to do an
• 32:50
  interview with me, and then he died.
• 32:53
  I was the last person he was going to do an interview with,
• 32:56
  too. And I had.
• 32:58
  I had this whole I have a whole Twitter DM with him.
• 33:00
  It wasn't even his representative.
• 33:02
  That old fuck knew how to use Twitter because he was the man.
• 33:06
  That. He said nobody asked him in ages
• 33:12
  and at first he was like, I'll do it for. 5. 1000 and I was
• 33:17
  like, I really can't pay you anything.
• 33:20
  But like, legitimately, I'm trying to introduce you to a
• 33:23
  younger generation of people that know nothing about that era
• 33:27
  of history or about your radio show.
• 33:30
  I grew up listening to it with my granddad.
• 33:32
  I wrote him like, why I fucking cared.
• 33:35
  You know what I mean? I I.
• 33:37
  Actually. Gordon Liddy is audience.
• 33:40
  He's significantly involved with the whole Watergate thing.
• 33:44
  Let's say that. And he had a radio show as well
• 33:48
  after he got out of prison. And it was, I grew up listening
• 33:52
  to that. And I just wrote him that story
• 33:55
  and he's like, you know what, I'll do it, but I'm real sick,
• 33:57
  so I'll let you know when. And it wasn't.
• 34:00
  But a few weeks later he died. It's like that would have been
• 34:05
  the best thing ever, even if nobody listened to it.
• 34:07
  Just for me personally, you know I missed it.
• 34:12
  Yeah, well, you know we, I, we have had some interesting guests
• 34:25
  that's. For sure, it's been off on the
• 34:27
  Monday show, Sam. Yeah, I mean this week, this
• 34:32
  week, what happened was the guest I was going to have on
• 34:35
  cancelled. So there was, you know, no
• 34:40
  Monday show. And by the time, by the time I
• 34:45
  found out, you know, it was kind of too late to do one.
• 34:50
  But you know, we we have, we've had a lot to talk about, you
• 34:54
  know, with tonight's show, with the whole Putin thing.
• 34:59
  I think the people, the Putin that they wanted.
• 35:03
  Yeah. OK, so we can talk about Vince
• 35:06
  McMahon and my theory. Yeah, yeah.
• 35:09
  The. Whole case.
• 35:11
  Yeah. So what's up with Vince?
• 35:15
  Does he have syphilis or what? I don't know about that part,
• 35:20
  but what I? Do know.
• 35:23
  Is he suffers from boomer smartphone porn addiction?
• 35:32
  Think about it for a second. Think about it.
• 35:36
  He was a little bit weird and everybody seems to agree.
• 35:39
  Nobody's like he wasn't like that for us, right.
• 35:42
  And and it mentions he would say it to like top stars and other
• 35:46
  executives. Every other executive and top
• 35:49
  star he's ever worked with is like, what the fuck is this shit
• 35:52
  like Bret Hart was like, no, he never offered me to have.
• 35:55
  Sex with his girlfriend? What the fuck?
• 35:58
  I would have quit, right? They're all completely passed.
• 36:03
  What happened around the mid 2000s, right?
• 36:08
  Smartphones, right. Boomers especially like him.
• 36:15
  You might say he's greatest, he's in his 70s, but like, he's
• 36:18
  a boomer. But we're all intents and.
• 36:19
  Purposes Yeah, yeah. You know, his dad fought in the
• 36:23
  war, so he's a baby boomer. He right, got a smartphone,
• 36:33
  found that you could watch porn on it like many, many boomers,
• 36:38
  and became one of those guys. And if you've ever worked in a
• 36:41
  blue collar job, maybe even a white collar job, you've met one
• 36:47
  of those guys because they'll show you.
• 36:49
  Porn. On the phone like.
• 36:51
  Yo. Do you see this?
• 36:53
  And it's some sick, twisted shit.
• 36:55
  And. You weren't.
• 36:56
  Ready to see before you finished your coffee?
• 36:59
  Yeah, yeah. It's not the Playboy stuff that
• 37:02
  I like. It's the it's the like, whoa.
• 37:05
  I didn't even know. That's the.
• 37:06
  Fucking degenerate shit. Yeah.
• 37:09
  Because the fucking Pornhub and shit like that, they push that
• 37:13
  shit on you. The way YouTube recommends
• 37:15
  videos, they push you to the most degenerate shit.
• 37:19
  It's basically all you can find. That's true.
• 37:26
  And boomers can't handle so much porn.
• 37:29
  The most porn they remember from back in the day was the
• 37:32
  magazines with the girlies. Maybe you might get a hustler,
• 37:36
  but likely it was a Playboy. And if you know.
• 37:41
  The difference then? You know the difference right?
• 37:43
  Like Playboy just showed some titties, sometimes a bit of
• 37:48
  Bush, never a full on vagina and certainly not sex hustler.
• 37:53
  That was where The Dirty shit was.
• 37:55
  And then there was even more niche magazines.
• 37:57
  If you wanted to get crazy, they had whole stores because before
• 38:01
  there was porn, you had to walk into the store instead of your
• 38:04
  phone in shame and talk to the clerk and show your ID.
• 38:11
  And maybe some people didn't do it in shame, but the one time I
• 38:15
  ever went to a porn store with my friend because we thought it
• 38:17
  would be funny, we both walked out feeling kind of gross
• 38:21
  because we just went to a porn store hoping nobody sees you,
• 38:26
  you know? But now they got that shit on
• 38:30
  their phone and they could just go, Oh yeah, and FAP went out in
• 38:35
  the bathroom at work and Vince McMahon became one of those, I
• 38:40
  guarantee it. And he fell down what's called
• 38:43
  the click hole. Many guys talk about this.
• 38:46
  There's a whole thing on like R Slash, Nofap and all that, but
• 38:50
  the click hole is because it's not enough anymore, right?
• 38:56
  It's like any addiction you need more and more until it becomes
• 38:59
  more extreme and weird, right? Because it's so easily and
• 39:03
  readily available to your fucking lizard brain that you
• 39:08
  find shit that's weirder and weirder until until you reach
• 39:12
  your point where it's too gross for you.
• 39:16
  So I. Don't have that point and Vince
• 39:19
  is kind of the type that wouldn't, right, Vince?
• 39:22
  Definitely did not have that point.
• 39:24
  Plus, I'd mentioned before, he's also been hit in the head a lot,
• 39:29
  right? And steroids and all maybe other
• 39:32
  drugs. Probably coke.
• 39:33
  I mean, he's Vince McMahon, right?
• 39:35
  Probably in the 80s. Did a hella coke, right?
• 39:37
  Like blowing lines like Scarface.
• 39:39
  He's rich as fuck, regardless. In his 50s, he started wrestling
• 39:45
  and that's when he started getting concussions.
• 39:47
  He didn't get concussions his whole life, like a lot of
• 39:49
  wrestlers. And right around the same time
• 39:53
  he would have got a smartphone and been on tons of steroids and
• 39:56
  been like, Oh yeah, and he's a businessman, right?
• 39:59
  So he's all about convenience. Oh, I could do porn on this.
• 40:02
  Oh yeah, fucking. He would have been an expert.
• 40:06
  Next thing you know, next thing you know, and this is my theory
• 40:09
  now. Remember I read those graphic
• 40:13
  text messages for all you to fucking enjoy.
• 40:17
  But. We have only seen selections.
• 40:22
  These people were in a relationship, whatever you want
• 40:26
  to call it for two years. What's in the rest of their text
• 40:29
  messages? And further question, was he
• 40:35
  just like Johnny Foxing? Yes.
• 40:40
  Was Vince McMahon Johnny Foxing? And by which I mean role-playing
• 40:45
  in his dirty, perverted bullshit.
• 40:47
  He's like, Oh yeah, 3. Black.
• 40:49
  Keeps doing all your holes. Like, did that actually happen?
• 40:54
  Or is it in his head and he's trying to get off to some chick
• 40:57
  on his phone? I was actually and if and.
• 41:03
  If it's so bad, here's another one.
• 41:05
  John Laurinitis came out and said he was a victim actually,
• 41:09
  and that he was forced into this.
• 41:10
  So here's my question for him. Ready.
• 41:14
  Why would you for a year with a cancer stricken wife who's in
• 41:22
  chemotherapy? The Bella Twins mother, by the
• 41:24
  way, was in chemotherapy. Would you be banging this broad
• 41:29
  three times a week on a schedule if it was forced?
• 41:34
  And by the way, Vince wasn't there for it.
• 41:37
  He just allegedly ordered them to do it.
• 41:40
  So you show up to the hotel, she shows up to the hotel, you're
• 41:45
  both forced into it. See, here's where the problem
• 41:48
  lies, right? You're both forced into it.
• 41:51
  That's the word. They're using the terminology.
• 41:54
  But Vince isn't there. Wouldn't you play cards?
• 42:00
  Absolutely. Or, like, I Let's hang out for
• 42:05
  20 minutes and then fucking I'll tell.
• 42:07
  Oh yeah, it was great, Vince. This is why I'm skeptical that
• 42:14
  she's even a victim. I just think they're all fucking
• 42:18
  degenerate. And I think she was an innocent
• 42:21
  girl that got roped into a life of degeneracy.
• 42:24
  But she certainly took the $250,000 worth of jewelry.
• 42:29
  She certainly lived in these lavish hotels the whole time
• 42:35
  that she was working at the company.
• 42:37
  She certainly knew she didn't have a job there.
• 42:40
  She certainly knew she was getting a six figure salary.
• 42:43
  She certainly knew that she was being told to fuck these other
• 42:47
  guys, but she didn't actually have to.
• 42:49
  Because if everybody's being forced, they could just say no,
• 42:53
  right? Yeah.
• 42:56
  I think he was a porn addled fucking boomer and and he should
• 43:01
  be sentenced to the like the worst horny jail of all time.
• 43:06
  Which which mort? Which mort runs so oh.
• 43:09
  God, here's here's the thing with Johnny, Laura Nidis.
• 43:13
  To my understanding, Johnny and Vince's relationship is to the
• 43:18
  point where Vince would want details.
• 43:20
  That's why he quote UN quote had to.
• 43:23
  That's bullshit. Because you can make that up.
• 43:25
  Oh, I agree. But you can make that shit.
• 43:27
  Up it doesn't matter. Oh, I I agree.
• 43:30
  But that would be Johnny Lauren. Not just his recent quote UN
• 43:32
  quote reasoning. Well then, he's fucking Dumber
• 43:37
  than Vince. I agree.
• 43:40
  And now so people ask the question was Vince always this
• 43:44
  bad. Probably.
• 43:46
  But the but the porn thing really does fuck with guys
• 43:49
  minds. I'm not kidding.
• 43:50
  That's a serious thing. And if and and and look, it's
• 43:52
  embarrassing to talk about, I get that.
• 43:55
  So, like, don't nobody have to even talk about it.
• 43:57
  But if you think you have a problem with porn, it might be
• 44:01
  time to stop. Well, the well, the porn thing.
• 44:04
  But also I I don't want to glance over this too, because
• 44:08
  this is important. The porn, definitely.
• 44:11
  The the porn was definitely a factor.
• 44:13
  It could have been the main factor.
• 44:15
  But also, like you said, the concussions, for sure.
• 44:20
  None of this is excusing his behavior, in my opinion, but I
• 44:25
  do think it's a more complicated tale than the seedy fucking text
• 44:29
  messages make it. Look.
• 44:30
  Now upon looking at it, and I said I think he's guilty of
• 44:34
  something, and he probably is, but there's a couple problems.
• 44:39
  Do you know why she's suing? No, I if.
• 44:45
  If I. If I had to guess, though, I I
• 44:47
  would. If I had to guess, I would go
• 44:50
  for the easy one and say like sexual harassment or something
• 44:53
  like that. No, no, no no no because he
• 44:55
  broke the NDA by not paying the other promised $2,000,000.
• 45:01
  So more money. More money.
• 45:04
  She's suing. She was like, oh, you're not
• 45:05
  going to pay me what you promised.
• 45:07
  Now you're going to owe me way more money.
• 45:08
  So one that's kind of problematic for her case if I
• 45:13
  was a because I. Sat down and I.
• 45:15
  Thought, well, if I was a defense attorney, well, how
• 45:17
  would I look at this case now? I was, one, I don't have access
• 45:20
  to the defendant, so that's tough.
• 45:22
  Two, I'm not a defense attorney, so that's even tougher.
• 45:25
  But I try to look at it from the opposing viewpoint of like, what
• 45:28
  could Vince possibly say or do or what mitigates this situation
• 45:31
  that we don't know. And that seems to be all I could
• 45:37
  figure is he's a concussed, drug addled, overworked,
• 45:43
  overstressed, 70 something year old man who went out of his
• 45:49
  fucking mind probably. Like you could probably argue
• 45:52
  there's maybe dementia going on. And you could also argue the
• 45:56
  fans kind of knew something was wrong with him for quite some
• 45:59
  time because his booking was like nonsensical and garbage.
• 46:03
  The fans have always known that. And so they left in droves.
• 46:09
  They're coming back now because it's not as nonsensical and
• 46:12
  it's, I mean, pro wrestling's always garbage, but as garbage
• 46:15
  goes, it's pretty good, all right, right now.
• 46:17
  Yeah, yeah, it's it's fun. It's fun garbage at this point.
• 46:22
  Yeah, I don't know about AEW unless you like ass and titties,
• 46:25
  it seem and even that doesn't seem to be doing good in their
• 46:28
  ratings or ticket sales department.
• 46:30
  But you know, yeah, I hear TNA was doing good, but they fired
• 46:36
  D'amour. That's a shame because he was
• 46:39
  promoting his trainee girlfriend.
• 46:41
  Going to be the fucking face of the company.
• 46:44
  Giselle. Whatever.
• 46:45
  Get woke go broke. What's the thing?
• 46:48
  Shout out to Val Venus on Twitter because he got into a
• 46:53
  war with the whole AW like fan base, basically saying that
• 46:57
  tranny shouldn't be in the women's division.
• 46:59
  And I agree with him. Which?
• 47:02
  I get that wrestling might be a little different than other
• 47:04
  things, but here's the problem with having trannies.
• 47:07
  Like what if a girl's uncomfortable with it that make
• 47:11
  that puts her in a bad spot? So friend of show Craig who
• 47:17
  we're going Craig Blizz fit. I don't know his last name, but
• 47:23
  that he basically said that like a few weeks ago and that was
• 47:26
  what got him temporarily like. That's what he got banned for.
• 47:32
  I mean, I I agree. With him like inter gender.
• 47:34
  Matches are fine. We've.
• 47:36
  We've had inter gender matches since the dawn of time, but
• 47:40
  that's why the men wrestle with the men and the women wrestle
• 47:42
  with the women is they are physic like.
• 47:44
  The problem is right from the flip side, right like a like a
• 47:49
  trans female to male wouldn't cut it in the men's division,
• 47:55
  generally speaking, because there's a certain look expected
• 48:00
  and an athleticism expected and a size expected.
• 48:04
  There's very few women that can stand toe to toe with most of
• 48:08
  the guys because the guys are usually of larger size even now
• 48:13
  like than your average person up street at least.
• 48:16
  And even the largest of women aren't.
• 48:18
  I mean, I mean Charlotte and Rhea are huge.
• 48:21
  Like, don't get me wrong, standing next to me, you could
• 48:23
  even tell that they're tall, but I'm still bigger than both of
• 48:25
  them. Right.
• 48:30
  And I'm just an average dude. A lot of like, average actually.
• 48:33
  Used to be the average height of a wrestler was 65.
• 48:37
  Now it's a little shorter because there's a lot more
• 48:41
  wrestling nerds that think short guys with no personality,
• 48:44
  vanilla midgets or whatever are great.
• 48:50
  Yeah, I'm not. I'm not one of them.
• 48:53
  So. Johnny.
• 48:55
  Same face, right Johnny? Gargano.
• 49:01
  Do you think? Do you think, Johnny, Here's
• 49:04
  what I want to know, Would you take Johnny Fox on in in a pro
• 49:09
  wrestling thing? No, no, I don't want to fight
• 49:14
  Johnny Fox. I mean, if he wants to fight me,
• 49:18
  that's fine. I don't want to fight Johnny
• 49:20
  Fox. He's.
• 49:21
  I don't even really like talking about him anymore.
• 49:24
  I did put up the other video, I guess a cheap plug for my
• 49:27
  channel. I put up the Cringe Coffee House
• 49:30
  Classic Edition, which contains the footage of me showing the
• 49:35
  videos of him being at Charlottesville, as well as him
• 49:39
  defending Charlottesville, as well as him saying he's all
• 49:42
  right. And the guy that made the
• 49:46
  archive that I got those from actually contacted me.
• 49:49
  I'm going to and get in touch with him to try and get the
• 49:52
  original tapes, just to be double sure.
• 49:55
  So yeah, I did prove two years ago before he even got YouTube
• 50:01
  famous or whatever, that Johnny Fox was a Nazi.
• 50:04
  And I stand by that today. If he's not a Nazi, he stood
• 50:09
  side by side with Nazis while they well, well, one of them ran
• 50:13
  over a whole bunch of people. He was right there yelling, oh
• 50:18
  shit, let's go, let's go, let's go.
• 50:22
  So, so Johnny Fox is a Nazi, ladies and gentlemen, But you
• 50:35
  can check the video. And don't worry if he deletes
• 50:38
  it. It's just going to go up all
• 50:40
  over the place. You'll get to see it if you
• 50:43
  really want it. I mean, I proved it two years
• 50:47
  ago, but apparently nobody, nobody heard me till they heard
• 50:51
  me about him being a furry pervert, right?
• 50:54
  And then there's a whole. Nother one that a.
• 50:56
  Bunch of other people have heard that I don't even want to talk
• 50:58
  about, but like a whole Nother pervert thing that may come out
• 51:02
  but I ain't going to be the one to put it out because that's too
• 51:07
  much for me, man. I don't leave Johnny Fox alone
• 51:10
  after that, but I did when the course of all that make a claim,
• 51:14
  right? And the claim was that Johnny
• 51:16
  Fox was at Charlottesville and was alt right.
• 51:19
  And a lot of people hadn't heard that his audience on YouTube
• 51:23
  much larger than ours. Oh my God, the tragedy hadn't
• 51:27
  heard of Johnny Fox before. They just liked catfishing
• 51:30
  videos, right? And they thought he was kind of
• 51:33
  funny with commentary. Particularly I've heard and like
• 51:37
  this is to give the the devil his due.
• 51:39
  I guess that they appreciated his comedy in so much as he's
• 51:43
  not sympathetic to the victims of catfishing.
• 51:46
  Because they're stupid and they all kind of laugh at the women
• 51:50
  and that's why they watch the show, right?
• 51:53
  And that they liked Johnny's voice, which again, I told them
• 51:56
  all to their face immediately upon saying that that I find
• 51:59
  that laughable because he sounds like a fucking Muppet.
• 52:03
  Sounds like Fozzie Bear. This Joey Fox welcome to the
• 52:07
  Johnny Fox Show. Let's keep going tonight.
• 52:14
  Oh, I'm from fucking Richmond. Whatever the fuck.
• 52:19
  Wait. Wait.
• 52:20
  No. Wait, no.
• 52:20
  He's Wait, no, he's from, he's from London.
• 52:25
  Oh wait, that's his author persona.
• 52:28
  I don't know. He said he was from Boston, He
• 52:31
  said he was from Canada and he's been in fucking Virginia the
• 52:35
  whole. He just changes his location tag
• 52:37
  on Twitter and he's like, I'm. In Canada now.
• 52:40
  Famous Canadian author famous Canadian author.
• 52:44
  He he did a thing a Reddit. You can look this up.
• 52:48
  I I could point you to the thread because you can't delete
• 52:51
  a Reddit right? He did.
• 52:53
  I am famous. I am famous.
• 52:55
  Author Jack Pierce ask Me anything and Reddit was like
• 53:01
  proof claim auto modded. He got caught with his claim.
• 53:05
  Bullshit by the bot in the thread got closed.
• 53:09
  That's amazing. The Reddit bought was like, bro,
• 53:13
  that's bullshit. Yeah, you know who's a you know
• 53:17
  who's a real author, though? Yours truly.
• 53:22
  And we thank everyone for purchasing Shadows of of
• 53:25
  Deception in January. Actually had a surprising number
• 53:30
  of sales. February is looking pretty good
• 53:33
  too. Last day Valentine's gift.
• 53:36
  Yeah, yeah, until later. But you can say it's belated.
• 53:41
  Yeah, ladies, if, if you, if you, if you have a if you have a
• 53:45
  girlfriend who for some reason is into action, Thrillers,
• 53:50
  buyer, this book. Or ladies.
• 53:53
  Better yet, ladies, if you know a guy who's.
• 53:58
  Got it straight backwards. This is the best pitch of all
• 54:02
  time. Shadows of Deception.
• 54:06
  Buy it Amazon. Buy it.
• 54:10
  Author. What's the author's name on that
• 54:12
  Sam? Sam Whitfield.
• 54:14
  Sam Whitfield. And people have been wondering
• 54:18
  what what this little, little band here is.
• 54:21
  We won't. We won't be crazy like like
• 54:23
  Johnny Fox there and make some crazy claim.
• 54:26
  It's not a best seller at the moment.
• 54:28
  It's a hot up and Comer though. No, it's it's you know it's it's
• 54:33
  not a it's not a best seller but it's gotten.
• 54:37
  I will say. It's gotten for the first.
• 54:39
  Time author to sell more than 12 books is impressive.
• 54:43
  You know that, right? Yeah.
• 54:46
  Oh, great. Yeah, I I definitely do.
• 54:48
  And it's gotten, it's gotten some, you know, I wouldn't say
• 54:55
  it's the best debut, but it's gotten some nods from some
• 55:00
  notable authors. So that's what's.
• 55:05
  Hot up and Comer right? You won't say that seller and be
• 55:10
  Johnny Fox and get auto modded on fucking Reddit.
• 55:13
  Like an idiot. You say you're selling more
• 55:17
  copies than you expected, and that is true.
• 55:20
  Yeah. That is super.
• 55:22
  You guys have no idea how true that is.
• 55:24
  He's blown away. Every copy you sell makes him
• 55:28
  more and more flabbergasted. So much so that like for this
• 55:33
  next for the for the 4th estate, like I'm actually going to
• 55:38
  upgrade the paper quality for that book and like and like make
• 55:44
  the paper quality. Now, now it's a trilogy.
• 55:46
  Let me ask you this, Sam, because this is the thing I want
• 55:49
  to know. When we get all three, could you
• 55:54
  do a collector's hardcover? Well, you'll have to wait and.
• 56:00
  I would want that on my shelf and you know it.
• 56:03
  I'd buy it. Yeah, you'll you'll you'll have
• 56:05
  to wait and see. An accent, I can tell you.
• 56:09
  That's my favorite way to do little series like that, right?
• 56:13
  Is have a big hardcover? Yeah.
• 56:18
  That's like that's how. Stephen King did the Green Mile.
• 56:22
  Yeah, yeah. Like 7 little novellas.
• 56:24
  And then they put it into one book, and then they made that
• 56:27
  movie with the. Yeah, that.
• 56:29
  Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
• 56:31
  So. I because I bought the fucking
• 56:33
  ones as they come out. He used to be a decent writer.
• 56:38
  Well, he's still a good writer. He's just insane.
• 56:41
  Yeah, he's. His writing on Twitter is awful.
• 56:46
  That's always been true, though. So.
• 56:49
  I'm just finishing up a reread of the institute and it is
• 56:53
  interesting that he made several predictions in that book that
• 56:59
  are like kind of similarly to true in my opinion, about the
• 57:05
  nature of the elite, but he just thinks it's Rupert Murdoch or
• 57:12
  something. And also the book I oh, what is
• 57:17
  it, Billy something just came. Billy Summers.
• 57:23
  Great book, honestly great book, but overtly he put some
• 57:28
  political messaging in it for sure, not too too much.
• 57:34
  But the overarching concept is the the real villain of the
• 57:38
  whole story is basically fiction.
• 57:42
  Rupert Murdoch. Well, well, that well, that's
• 57:45
  just like that's just like dog. Stephen King.
• 57:48
  He looks at things and it's crazy because he comes to the
• 57:50
  same conclusions you might about the nature of power, but he's
• 57:56
  just like, but the right wingers are the bad guys, even if
• 58:00
  they're not in power. It doesn't matter.
• 58:03
  Yeah, that that's. That's.
• 58:05
  That's an. Interesting way to look.
• 58:07
  At it? I don't know.
• 58:08
  Well, that that's basically that's basically what what Don
• 58:11
  Winslow does, too. Don Winslow, he wrote like a he
• 58:17
  wrote like a really good. He wrote, he wrote like a really
• 58:22
  good trilogy on the cartels, actually.
• 58:26
  And then basically at the end of it, he was basically like, so
• 58:32
  the drug war is a problem basically just because of Bush
• 58:36
  and the and the Republicans and Reagan and that's it.
• 58:41
  Oh. Yeah.
• 58:41
  Oh yeah. Clinton and Biden's little crime
• 58:44
  bill had nothing to do with it, huh?
• 58:46
  No, no, not not. Is this this that all?
• 58:50
  Will Clinton Biden crime Bill? Not at all.
• 58:54
  And and let. Put like a. 3rd of black people
• 58:58
  in jail over the next two decades.
• 59:00
  Well, and you know what? And let's also admit that.
• 59:03
  Maybe that? And let's and let's and let's
• 59:08
  also admit the corruption in the Mexican government, you know?
• 59:14
  Oh, and ours they're bringing. They're the ones that brought
• 59:16
  crack into the fucking. They want, you know, talk shit.
• 59:19
  It was. It was both sides.
• 59:20
  Well. They they loved the idea of the
• 59:23
  fucking. The thing is, is there's a power
• 59:26
  class that wants to be the power class.
• 59:30
  Right, right, right. But but what I'm saying we're
• 59:33
  like you know where our friend Steve Stratton goes into how
• 59:37
  both sides you know of like he goes into the into the politics
• 59:42
  of of the of the drug cartel is from like a geopolitical thing.
• 59:47
  Don Winslow just wants to go into the ripple against.
• 59:50
  They have their own side of politics.
• 59:52
  They ain't got nothing to do with the fucking abortion and
• 59:54
  LGBT, I'll tell you that. Right, right.
• 59:58
  But you. Know politics is a whole
• 1:00:00
  different fucking bag of animals to deal with.
• 1:00:03
  Yeah, but you know. Literally in most cases and.
• 1:00:08
  Orange Man bad. Yeah, so.
• 1:00:11
  He's the worst. Cartels are great because Orange
• 1:00:13
  Man is bad. No, they they murder people
• 1:00:17
  ruthlessly for very little criticism.
• 1:00:20
  Well, no also. What I'm saying now would be
• 1:00:23
  enough if I was in Mexico to probably get me fucking offed.
• 1:00:28
  Yeah, well, you know. Not even mentioning a specific
• 1:00:32
  cartel. Just being like the cartels are
• 1:00:34
  fucking evil and crazy. They'd be like, we must find
• 1:00:37
  him. Well, you.
• 1:00:40
  Know like. Hatching.
• 1:00:41
  After me, you know what I mean? A certain.
• 1:00:43
  A certain. Stream.
• 1:00:44
  That's it. Machete.
• 1:00:45
  They'll be sending that guy. A certain a certain streamer may
• 1:00:50
  or may not a a certain streamer may or may not be in trouble
• 1:00:56
  with the cartels now so. I don't.
• 1:00:59
  I don't know anything about that.
• 1:01:01
  I just know that they are not nice people.
• 1:01:03
  I have seen them peel a face to the beach of fucking funky town
• 1:01:08
  and I never want to see anything that horrific again.
• 1:01:13
  Up the funky town gore video. Just even if you think that
• 1:01:17
  sounds like, oh, it's not that bad, Max, it's that fucking.
• 1:01:21
  Bad. I'm sure it but.
• 1:01:23
  But like, that all sounds dead. But they just took his face off.
• 1:01:29
  And I'm, I'm not going to, I'm not going to look it up, but
• 1:01:32
  that sounds like something out of, like, I know it's real, but
• 1:01:36
  it also sounds like it could be something out like a Quentin
• 1:01:39
  Tarantino movie or. Yeah, yeah, That's why it takes
• 1:01:43
  a minute to hit you. And it's like, 'cause it's at
• 1:01:51
  like a bar. And they're just like in the
• 1:01:53
  backroom at a bar. So out there they're playing
• 1:01:55
  loud music. It's funky town while they rip
• 1:01:57
  this guy's face off, gouged out his fucking eyes.
• 1:02:02
  So, So what you're saying are So what you're saying is that the
• 1:02:06
  cartels really are a bunch of sick fucks?
• 1:02:09
  Who knew? Yeah, well, it hits the realism.
• 1:02:13
  And by the way, most of the Gore videos that are around today
• 1:02:17
  like either come from cartels, right?
• 1:02:21
  Or Russia. Now what?
• 1:02:22
  Now what I want to know are these were videos still out on
• 1:02:26
  YouTube? No, no.
• 1:02:28
  The gore videos are on, like gore sites, but they're like
• 1:02:31
  common, just like porn sites. There's people that look at
• 1:02:35
  gore, you know what I mean? Because.
• 1:02:37
  Because what? Because it used.
• 1:02:39
  To be you would come across it on like Limewire or something.
• 1:02:45
  But now the people that like Gore.
• 1:02:47
  I mean, well, rotten.com was like the original, but Rotten
• 1:02:50
  wasn't gore so much as just shit.
• 1:02:51
  You shouldn't show people. Right.
• 1:02:55
  Not everything on Rotten was gore, but it was all awful and
• 1:02:59
  rotten. Yeah.
• 1:03:02
  Philly Kelly in the chat, says the gore is all on Discord.
• 1:03:05
  There you go. That's probably true too.
• 1:03:08
  I hadn't thought about. It I'm not like a gore, a file.
• 1:03:11
  I don't like the stuff, actually.
• 1:03:13
  I, my mother, when I was young, worked at an emergency room and
• 1:03:17
  I would hang out there and you'd see some fucked up shit that
• 1:03:21
  way, you know? And I've seen enough in real
• 1:03:25
  life. I've seen, I've seen a guy shot
• 1:03:27
  one time, actually, in Detroit, like drive by shooting across
• 1:03:30
  the street. I was out.
• 1:03:32
  I was out on the front porch perfectly legally smoking, if
• 1:03:37
  not marijuana, cigarette or cigar as it's called
• 1:03:43
  colloquially. And there's just a car pulled up
• 1:03:50
  with a bunch of dudes with rags on.
• 1:03:52
  I think they were like teal. And then they fucking had all
• 1:03:57
  these like busted ass guns with like tape on them and shit and
• 1:04:02
  they all leaned out the windows and they went, yo, what's up
• 1:04:06
  bitch? And he was walking out the door
• 1:04:10
  and he just went like you would and he fucking died.
• 1:04:16
  That's why I moved out of Detroit.
• 1:04:18
  I love. I love that.
• 1:04:20
  This is our Valentine's Day episode.
• 1:04:22
  We. We talked, We talked about it,
• 1:04:25
  says Love. Like a little gore.
• 1:04:27
  We've talked about Putin, we've talked about Vincent, we've
• 1:04:30
  talked about people getting, getting shot at in their face
• 1:04:38
  and getting their faces removed and.
• 1:04:40
  I don't think they ever caught. Those guys either.
• 1:04:44
  I mean, called me. I gave a whip, man.
• 1:04:47
  I ran though. I went in the fucking house,
• 1:04:49
  still smoking my blunt like I didn't.
• 1:04:52
  See. Nothing.
• 1:04:53
  I didn't see shit. Cops came.
• 1:04:55
  They were like, did you see? Well, yeah.
• 1:04:58
  I don't know. It was like. 4.
• 1:05:00
  Latino guys in a fucking jalopy with shitty guns and they, you
• 1:05:06
  know, and they just lit the place up and then drove off.
• 1:05:12
  I'm like then they were like. Well, what did you do?
• 1:05:14
  I was like, I ran inside. What the fuck would you do?
• 1:05:18
  But but Max didn't. Detroit, MI has like the
• 1:05:22
  strictest gun laws. So there are there's no way a
• 1:05:25
  drive by happened. And I don't think those guns
• 1:05:29
  were legal. I'm just going to speculate
• 1:05:31
  there. But but Max.
• 1:05:33
  Sneaking suspicion that those guns were obtained.
• 1:05:36
  Illegally but Max. Could you imagine?
• 1:05:40
  They were brandished and then also fired recklessly into a
• 1:05:44
  man's chest a couple dozen times.
• 1:05:48
  So he went like in the movies. It's it's kind of fucked up, you
• 1:05:53
  know what I mean? You don't.
• 1:05:54
  You don't expect that kind of shit in real life because he's
• 1:05:56
  just like, as he's getting hit, he got hit a bunch of times and
• 1:06:01
  then they just peeled off. So I.
• 1:06:04
  Actually just got in, went in the house, finished my blunt,
• 1:06:09
  hid the weed and called 911. So I actually have a question.
• 1:06:14
  For you that I wouldn't have saved his life if I didn't, you
• 1:06:18
  know, because he was already dead.
• 1:06:22
  So I actually have a question for you then.
• 1:06:24
  When you when you watch action movies, must be.
• 1:06:26
  Real well, I wasn't. The first person to call 911,
• 1:06:29
  obviously. Action movies must be really
• 1:06:33
  boring for you then, because like, you've seen so much more.
• 1:06:39
  I don't want to say interesting shit, but like, much more
• 1:06:43
  realistic. Not really.
• 1:06:47
  I kind of like it better without, like, all the obscene
• 1:06:51
  amounts of gore and like realism.
• 1:06:55
  Like video games are great because their gore is all corny
• 1:06:57
  most of the time. Yeah, yeah, I'll.
• 1:07:01
  Chop all the limbs off. That shit looks corny.
• 1:07:04
  I I know. I know.
• 1:07:06
  It's all right but then. But then the thing about Doom is
• 1:07:09
  it makes you like it because it's like rip and tear until the
• 1:07:13
  job is done. Yeah, yeah, I like the gore and
• 1:07:19
  doom. I know, I know.
• 1:07:25
  I know, I know. Shit of all time.
• 1:07:28
  I know, I know, veterans who, like, served in Iraq and have
• 1:07:32
  like PTSD. But they still love call.
• 1:07:35
  They still love playing Call of Duty.
• 1:07:37
  Call of Duty and fucking Arma. And they they even like playing
• 1:07:40
  simulators. Oh yeah, they they love.
• 1:07:44
  Silly, Kelly says. Max was losing it for a second
• 1:07:46
  over Doom. Yeah, of course it's Doom's 30th
• 1:07:49
  anniversary. That means I am exactly old as
• 1:07:53
  fuck. But Doom is still the coolest
• 1:07:56
  thing Ever Name something more metal than Doom?
• 1:08:01
  I'll wait. Metal music.
• 1:08:07
  Duke Duke Nukem. Full of metal music.
• 1:08:11
  Doom is metal music that changes.
• 1:08:14
  Doom 2016 specifically, that changes in accordance.
• 1:08:18
  Slight variations based on the weapon you're using and the rate
• 1:08:23
  of fire at which you're firing. So you're making the music with
• 1:08:31
  death. That's metal as fuck.
• 1:08:36
  That is metal as fuck. Think 2016 is a great game?
• 1:08:42
  Right. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:08:47
  And then then the gore is like over the top and crazy, but it's
• 1:08:50
  not really realistic, if that makes sense.
• 1:08:54
  Yeah. It's cartoony still for me.
• 1:08:58
  I yeah, I I think. I think they just really, I
• 1:09:04
  think they just release like the Doom 30th anniversary on the
• 1:09:08
  PlayStation Store if I'm not, yeah.
• 1:09:13
  But. I I'm sure that's on Game Pass.
• 1:09:17
  I probably have. That so.
• 1:09:20
  I have. Why would I need that?
• 1:09:22
  I have GZ Doom with which I used to play mods such as Brutal Doom
• 1:09:30
  and you can do it with like an actual like metal version of the
• 1:09:34
  original Doom soundtrack. I've played Doom all the time.
• 1:09:39
  Are you kidding me? You can plan Doom on anything
• 1:09:43
  and I run with computers all the time.
• 1:09:45
  Of course I have fucking Doom. Every Doom is great.
• 1:09:49
  I don't give a fuck Doom One Doom 2.
• 1:09:52
  Especially right, Doom 3. Doom 2016 kicks ass.
• 1:10:00
  Doom Eternal is not quite as good.
• 1:10:04
  Yeah, I I've, I've heard people come and I've never played Doom.
• 1:10:08
  I've never played Doom 3 or Doom A.
• 1:10:10
  Little too much platforming for my liking.
• 1:10:13
  I'm more of AI like the I like the chain shotgun.
• 1:10:18
  That's fucking dope, but Postal Brain Damage did that concept
• 1:10:23
  way better. The chain shotgun is like how
• 1:10:26
  you move around that game. It's fucking awesome.
• 1:10:30
  That game is wild though. It helps to like, use some
• 1:10:35
  recreational enhancements to play that game because it's
• 1:10:42
  fucked up. The whole Postal series is
• 1:10:45
  fucked up, but that's why I love it.
• 1:10:48
  And hey, Running with Scissors as a company is still like the
• 1:10:51
  best video game company. Twitter there is 'cause they're
• 1:10:55
  the ones that aren't afraid to just say whatever.
• 1:11:00
  Cause Running With Scissors makes their own money
• 1:11:04
  completely. They're basically complete
• 1:11:06
  independent powerhouse because of the Postal franchise.
• 1:11:11
  That just sounds like a great video game company name, too.
• 1:11:14
  Running With Scissors. Running with scissors?
• 1:11:16
  Yeah, bro. Like Postal two.
• 1:11:20
  I don't know if you've played postal.
• 1:11:21
  Have you played Postal 2? Not in a long time.
• 1:11:26
  We're gonna need that. That's a thing.
• 1:11:28
  Audience. Let Sam know if you want him to
• 1:11:30
  see him play Postal Two. We could definitely set that up.
• 1:11:34
  I have a play through a Postal 2 on my twitch.
• 1:11:37
  That was like the funnest thing ever now.
• 1:11:40
  But that was years ago. Yeah, and.
• 1:11:44
  Four. Have you played postal?
• 1:11:45
  4. No, I didn't even know that they
• 1:11:48
  made a postal 4. Yeah, it's awesome.
• 1:11:52
  It's fantastic actually. It's everything I wanted it to
• 1:11:55
  be, including the. Jank.
• 1:12:00
  Yeah. Steam jank verified even.
• 1:12:07
  Oh yeah. Yeah, video games this week.
• 1:12:09
  Besides this, what else is going on?
• 1:12:11
  I'm still playing Diablo. 4 The game that everybody says sucks.
• 1:12:15
  I actually really like it a lot. I've I found an I found an indie
• 1:12:27
  I've I found another indie indie game which I should probably
• 1:12:32
  look I should probably look it up to see what it is.
• 1:12:35
  But it's it's mainly like a it's an 80s like tabletop style game,
• 1:12:44
  but it's on Steam actually on. Steam let.
• 1:12:50
  Me see. Let me see if I can find what it
• 1:13:02
  is. I think
• 1:13:15
  yeah, I'm not. I don't think I'm fighting it.
• 1:13:24
  Riveting. Riveting stuff?
• 1:13:26
  Well, yeah. Sorry.
• 1:13:30
  No. Oh, oh Rough, Rough.
• 1:13:35
  Justice 84. OK.
• 1:13:39
  Yeah, that. That's the name of.
• 1:13:42
  That's the name of the game. I already, I already gave my
• 1:13:46
  Suicide Squad a take, right? It's like mid as fuck.
• 1:13:49
  Yep, Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:13:51
  All right, Good. Here's my here's my whole thing
• 1:13:54
  is I think. I think at this point like
• 1:13:57
  paying $70.00 for a game is mostly stupid, especially.
• 1:14:04
  Seems. Like.
• 1:14:05
  At that point, a long time ago. Yeah, I mean, I don't think it's
• 1:14:10
  that like, controversial of a take, but apparently people do.
• 1:14:16
  I'm not a oh, I got to have it on 31.
• 1:14:19
  I have too much to play. I got Diablo 4 after it came
• 1:14:24
  out, you know, for like half the price.
• 1:14:27
  And I'm still playing it. And all the people that bought
• 1:14:30
  it at launch hate it, and I paid way less than them.
• 1:14:33
  And I'm like I got my value out of it.
• 1:14:36
  Yeah. I I bought BG 3 on on sale
• 1:14:39
  during Christmas and I love it. There you go.
• 1:14:43
  I wait. I don't.
• 1:14:44
  I don't jump in on the big blockbuster titles just to be a
• 1:14:47
  part of the thing. And then even still, a lot of
• 1:14:51
  them are on Game Pass, so I just get them anyway.
• 1:14:54
  So I am a part of the thing. Half the time it's star,
• 1:14:56
  starfield, starfield I liked for a while and then it was just
• 1:15:00
  load screens forever. I I will say that like as much
• 1:15:06
  as they shit on Lucasfilm, for what they've done with Star
• 1:15:11
  Wars, Jedi Survivor is not a bad game.
• 1:15:16
  Is it worth, is it worth? Is it worth like $70.00?
• 1:15:22
  No, but I got it for like 33 because of the Valentine's Day
• 1:15:28
  sale, so. The first, the first one I
• 1:15:32
  played on Game Pass, yeah 'cause it's got the EA thing and it was
• 1:15:38
  so good. It was so fucking good.
• 1:15:41
  Yeah. And I I just, I just got the
• 1:15:43
  second one. I started playing it last night.
• 1:15:45
  It's pretty good. So but again that game came out
• 1:15:49
  last year and people were like, oh you need to buy it.
• 1:15:51
  And I'm like, Nope, it's 70 D dollars.
• 1:15:54
  I'm I'll wait. I had to I had to I had to wait
• 1:15:58
  a year. But it was worth it.
• 1:16:00
  So. It's like it's, yeah, it's not
• 1:16:04
  even the price with me. It's the principle of like for
• 1:16:07
  that price I don't have a lack of games.
• 1:16:12
  I have too many. No, Well.
• 1:16:19
  Too many? Like well, like I said, like I I
• 1:16:24
  missed out on like. Thrown at me half the time.
• 1:16:27
  I still haven't given away that Roman strategy game code, have
• 1:16:31
  I? No, but.
• 1:16:33
  To my knowledge. Well, we'll help.
• 1:16:37
  But it is Valentine's Day, and there are some lonely gamers out
• 1:16:41
  out there all. Right, let's see, Can we get
• 1:16:45
  some lonely gamers in the chat? Press 1 if you want a Roman
• 1:16:49
  strategy game where you basically play as Julius Caesar
• 1:16:53
  and control an army and conquer Eurasia.
• 1:16:58
  And then Rome. Because because Caesar dies and
• 1:17:03
  your your character replaces him.
• 1:17:06
  And so you're Caesar, which gives the perfect reason as to
• 1:17:13
  why like, oh, we got we got someones in the chat.
• 1:17:22
  Oh, Sam, you want it, It's yours.
• 1:17:25
  I mean. You got in first and and and I
• 1:17:30
  would have given it to you anyway.
• 1:17:32
  Shit, it's a good game. I mean, that just sounds.
• 1:17:36
  Fun Can you run it? Oh.
• 1:17:39
  Smack let me check. Yeah, that's the that is the
• 1:17:45
  question. So if not, Kelly can have it so.
• 1:17:52
  It's worth checking so it doesn't go to waste.
• 1:17:56
  What? What's the What's the game?
• 1:18:02
  Expeditions, Rome, I believe. OK, let's see.
• 1:18:10
  Yeah, Expeditions Rome. It does not include the
• 1:18:15
  Gladiator DLC, just the base game.
• 1:18:19
  It is controller friendly. They added a patch for that.
• 1:18:32
  Expeditions roam. Yes, I'm not sure I can't really
• 1:18:42
  store page. There we go.
• 1:18:43
  If I looked at the store page it is a lot of fun though.
• 1:18:46
  If you like X COM style, tactical, whatever.
• 1:18:52
  It usually says what it supports somewhere.
• 1:18:57
  System Requirements Windows, Windows.
• 1:19:01
  Yep. I OK yeah.
• 1:19:04
  So it's not it's not on any consoles either, so.
• 1:19:09
  No, no. This is a very.
• 1:19:10
  It has a controller friendly, but it is APC game, very much
• 1:19:16
  so. The whole series is it comes
• 1:19:18
  from this. I've played all three of the
• 1:19:20
  games these people make, if you like historical shit, they're a
• 1:19:24
  lot of fun because the first one was Conquistadors and so you
• 1:19:28
  were a conquistador leading across, you know, conquering.
• 1:19:31
  And then the second one was Vikings.
• 1:19:36
  Oh, you're likely not going to play it.
• 1:19:37
  Well then, I'll give it away on Twitter when more people have a
• 1:19:40
  chance to win. Dipitch.
• 1:19:46
  To the live chat. Not for silly Kelly.
• 1:19:48
  Anyway, we'll give more people a chat.
• 1:19:51
  If you're not going to play it, then why would I give it to you?
• 1:19:57
  That is, that is a good question.
• 1:20:01
  It is a fantastic game. I'm probably going to play it
• 1:20:04
  again on hard, but I like X com style game.
• 1:20:08
  It's one of those games though, with like hit chance
• 1:20:10
  percentages. So you'll have like a 90% chance
• 1:20:13
  to hit and miss and then get murdered and then your dude's
• 1:20:17
  dead for real. I like that kind of shit.
• 1:20:21
  What can I? Piss me off.
• 1:20:23
  I play all kinds of games like that.
• 1:20:25
  That's like my thing. Perma Death, high stakes.
• 1:20:29
  I like that X com. Darkest Dungeon.
• 1:20:33
  That's a great one for that. Oh, don't ever get attached to
• 1:20:36
  your dudes and Darkest Dungeon. That landed heartbreak.
• 1:20:41
  Darkest done. Just wild.
• 1:20:45
  It is more. More.
• 1:20:52
  This. What?
• 1:20:53
  What have you been playing? You're an you're an insomniac.
• 1:20:57
  I I see you up about 3:00 in the morning.
• 1:21:02
  Gaming. I just thought I've been playing
• 1:21:04
  BG3 a lot. Oh, oh, Battleground 3.
• 1:21:09
  No Boulders Gate 3. Oh, OK.
• 1:21:17
  I I. Actually, Oh yeah, what's your?
• 1:21:19
  What's your console of choice? PCI believe that, yeah.
• 1:21:28
  Oh yeah, and you just got BG 3, so you don't want to play it
• 1:21:33
  either because you won't play it for like a year.
• 1:21:37
  Probably. Fair enough.
• 1:21:39
  But somebody will. It's Rome, for fuck's sake, and
• 1:21:43
  you get to be Caesar, essentially.
• 1:21:49
  I mean, it sounds like a game that's right up my alley, but
• 1:21:51
  unfortunately I'm completely engrossed with BG3 right now.
• 1:21:56
  For sure I'm I already had it, that's why I got free copy.
• 1:22:01
  And I'm still engrossed with The Witcher 3, right?
• 1:22:05
  And I I in fact liked it so much, but I'm a Rome nerd, as
• 1:22:08
  you know that I got the Gladiator DLC which is like a
• 1:22:13
  whole Side Story and you can play in the arena.
• 1:22:17
  That sounds fun just in a just in a in and of itself.
• 1:22:22
  Well, yeah. See as as like a Rome history
• 1:22:25
  nerd, the idea of being Caesar, as he as he conquers most of
• 1:22:31
  Eurasia and then heads back to Rome to make a name for himself.
• 1:22:34
  It's pretty fucking dope because like you meet Caesar right at
• 1:22:38
  the beginning, right? And he dies and then you
• 1:22:42
  basically take his spot and that's kind of the premise of
• 1:22:45
  the game. And you could lead, you lead an
• 1:22:48
  army. There's like tactical battles,
• 1:22:51
  like where you lead the entire armies against each other and
• 1:22:54
  you got to put them in formation.
• 1:22:57
  And then there's turn based battles where you control your
• 1:22:59
  actual dudes on the battlefield and you control a lot of dudes,
• 1:23:03
  like 15 or 20 at least. Once you get into the game and
• 1:23:10
  the enemy has even more, it's pretty fun.
• 1:23:12
  I don't know. I'm over.
• 1:23:14
  On there. I mean, there are there are a
• 1:23:20
  few good rum, rum games out, out.
• 1:23:22
  There, right? Not, not too many and definitely
• 1:23:25
  not many that make you play Caesar, right?
• 1:23:28
  And it's fully voice acted and there's story, it's a CRPG, so
• 1:23:32
  like there's character progression and levelling up and
• 1:23:37
  and then the battles take place, turn based in a tactical grid.
• 1:23:43
  And it's a smaller studio, so maybe it's not as fleshed out as
• 1:23:46
  some of the bigger like RPGs, but it's got a full story that's
• 1:23:51
  historically, it's not accurate because you're Caesar and you
• 1:23:57
  get to make choices, right? And obviously Caesar's dead, but
• 1:24:04
  if you like Rome shit, it's pretty on point with what you
• 1:24:08
  would want from that kind of game, you know?
• 1:24:11
  Seems like seems like would be. Was it?
• 1:24:15
  If I'm not mistaken, isn't there actually like a game called Rome
• 1:24:19
  or something like that? Yes, I mean, there's Rome Total
• 1:24:22
  War, which is a strategy game. Yeah, that's.
• 1:24:27
  And there's just like Rome, which is like a mediocre but
• 1:24:31
  nice looking action game. But I don't know, there's a lot
• 1:24:37
  more you could do with the setting.
• 1:24:38
  I'd love like a a Spartacus game 'cause like even the show nailed
• 1:24:42
  the idea that they had of Spartacus.
• 1:24:45
  He starts as a gladiator and then goes to war with basically
• 1:24:49
  Rome. How is that not a video game?
• 1:24:55
  That that sounds like that sounds like a concept for one of
• 1:24:58
  the best games. Right, so.
• 1:25:03
  Silly, Kelly says. What about torture games?
• 1:25:06
  I I don't know what that. Means I'm gonna.
• 1:25:14
  Mods ban chat. Well, I.
• 1:25:20
  Just ban all chat. Just everybody.
• 1:25:23
  Actually ban everybody except silly Kelly.
• 1:25:27
  I I. Think well, well, and.
• 1:25:32
  Schmoy, Because, you know, I don't want to go.
• 1:25:35
  I don't want to go to war. That's.
• 1:25:38
  True. Don't ban anybody.
• 1:25:39
  That's the joke. Do we even have mod?
• 1:25:42
  I don't think we have mods. I think.
• 1:25:44
  It's you, I think. I think we are the mods.
• 1:25:47
  More you, you and Morpheus are the are the mods.
• 1:25:51
  I'm a mod. Why'd you do that?
• 1:25:52
  He. Did that a couple weeks ago.
• 1:25:54
  I'm a band. I'm a band.
• 1:25:56
  Morpheus then. How's that work?
• 1:25:59
  But he. Band man.
• 1:26:01
  But see, he's also. Game of Thrones.
• 1:26:05
  But see, he's awesome mod and also like.
• 1:26:07
  Mod in chat. And also like why would you, why
• 1:26:12
  would you ban a cripple so? No, it's a power play.
• 1:26:18
  The the giant bullying the freaking cripple.
• 1:26:20
  That's why you don't get mods, 'cause I'll do 'cause they'll do
• 1:26:23
  shit like that, or they'll ban some guy for no reason.
• 1:26:27
  Yeah. You get mods get you in trouble
• 1:26:32
  more than often. Well, some of these sites
• 1:26:34
  require it, but it's like they also have language filters, so I
• 1:26:39
  don't know. Yeah.
• 1:26:41
  Seems stupid to have bods. Are you free to chat?
• 1:26:46
  Oh, what's chat gonna do? Say something you don't like.
• 1:26:50
  I don't. I.
• 1:26:51
  The the close thing I To answer Silly Kelly's question, the
• 1:26:57
  closest thing I could come to a torture game would was acts like
• 1:27:00
  24, the video game where you could like torture terrorists
• 1:27:07
  for like. GTA had interactive torture GTA.
• 1:27:12
  Five. Oh, oh, yeah, that's right.
• 1:27:14
  Yeah, that. That's.
• 1:27:16
  As as much as I love the game, I'm going to have to go with
• 1:27:18
  Cyberpunk 2077 to at launch. Oh, do you mean torture to play?
• 1:27:29
  Yes. Fair enough.
• 1:27:31
  I'd probably say some Well, right now I'd say Uber, Lilith,
• 1:27:36
  and fucking Diablo. Like I can kill every other
• 1:27:38
  boss. I can do like level 90 Nightmare
• 1:27:40
  Dungeons and that fucking bitch. Isn't yeah, isn't all if like
• 1:27:47
  the giant vampire? Yeah, she's the queen of She's
• 1:27:52
  the mother of hatred. Yeah.
• 1:27:57
  And she's a fucking cunt Uber Lilith the regular.
• 1:28:03
  Like, if you just play Diablo 4 to beat the campaign, it's fine,
• 1:28:07
  right? But the end, that's level 50.
• 1:28:10
  At level 100 there is Uber Lilith, and that's how you
• 1:28:14
  basically really beat the game. And she has some bullshit
• 1:28:20
  mechanics. That one shot me, and right
• 1:28:22
  before I came on air, I was dying of that fucking slut like
• 1:28:26
  50 times and screaming and swearing and so fuck Uber
• 1:28:33
  Lilith. Got a lot of bullshit mechanics.
• 1:28:38
  I got Uberderial. Uberderial's supposed to be the
• 1:28:41
  hardest pause in the game. That's fucking I'm a Barbarian,
• 1:28:44
  by the way, and I do 2 moves. Everything else is like buffs.
• 1:28:49
  He he mean. He mean.
• 1:28:51
  Charge and I hit things with a hammer.
• 1:28:54
  He he means. He means in the game, folks.
• 1:28:57
  He's not actually a barbarian in real life.
• 1:29:00
  He's a giant in real life. That's.
• 1:29:02
  Purely speculation. He he does have a big forehead,
• 1:29:09
  but that does not make him a barbarian necessary.
• 1:29:12
  And I charge and I smash, and I charge and I smash and I charge
• 1:29:17
  and I smash, and then you. Smash Smash.
• 1:29:20
  Smash. Smash.
• 1:29:21
  Smash Smash. Because you you go Burk.
• 1:29:23
  Right. But then Lilith has this one
• 1:29:27
  thing and it's like, get out of the way and it's like 1cm of 1
• 1:29:31
  fucking pixel of the screen and I die and I'm like, fuck you,
• 1:29:35
  you fucking whore. Because if I could get past that
• 1:29:38
  one fucking thing, I beat her face so bad with my hammer, I'll
• 1:29:48
  get that bitch. You watch me.
• 1:29:53
  I I I would watch you that that a Max sand game stream would be
• 1:29:59
  epic. So especially that because like
• 1:30:04
  you're always a pretty calm and collected dude.
• 1:30:07
  But I would just love like a rage stream of Max Sand.
• 1:30:13
  Like playing Diablo. Exactly.
• 1:30:17
  I want AI want a Max sand stream imitating DSP.
• 1:30:21
  I couldn't even do that, man. No.
• 1:30:25
  I only know the basics on DSPI, know that he jerked off on
• 1:30:29
  stream, and I know that he's like a fucking he's like the
• 1:30:33
  king of grifters. He's king, king E beggar.
• 1:30:39
  I also know that he's successful at being that to some degree,
• 1:30:43
  yeah. And I also know he's got like a
• 1:30:45
  gambling problem on like WWE Champions mobile app or
• 1:30:49
  something, which is if you're gonna lose more than a few
• 1:30:56
  dollars on a game that is not the one.
• 1:31:01
  It's DS PS1. That game is so bad even by
• 1:31:06
  mobile game standards. I agree.
• 1:31:10
  I actually don't mind the new WWE2K games I have like since
• 1:31:16
  since they had the really bad one.
• 1:31:18
  I think it was 2020. They took a year off.
• 1:31:22
  The new ones are good ish. I mean they're not ground
• 1:31:25
  breaking, but I didn't want that and I always get them in like a
• 1:31:28
  Humble Bundle or something. But that mobile game is the most
• 1:31:32
  cash grab mobile game I have ever seen.
• 1:31:35
  It's. It's speaking.
• 1:31:37
  Gameplay amounts to like who spent more money.
• 1:31:45
  Speaking. Of that.
• 1:31:47
  Speaking of games that are for sale now, now that the NFL
• 1:31:52
  season is over, you can get Madden 24 for like 20 bucks and
• 1:31:59
  it's still not worth. That they just put that shit on
• 1:32:02
  Game Pass. And I looked at it and I was
• 1:32:04
  like, I do like me some football.
• 1:32:06
  And here's the thing. Here's the thing that you
• 1:32:08
  probably don't have, since you said that I'm APC gamer and for
• 1:32:14
  about 10 years we didn't get football at all or hockey or
• 1:32:20
  anything. Yeah.
• 1:32:22
  We still don't get hockey, by the way.
• 1:32:25
  That sucks. Which is my favorite kind of
• 1:32:28
  video games. It was a one team sport I
• 1:32:31
  enjoyed playing growing up. Back in the day, I loved blades
• 1:32:35
  of steel. Yeah, I've been playing since
• 1:32:38
  like the fucking NES days to just hockey.
• 1:32:41
  It was just called ice hockey. But when I played in real life,
• 1:32:46
  my, my best friend growing up played hockey every day and he
• 1:32:51
  ended up getting, he played in the minor leagues, but then he
• 1:32:53
  went to he joined the military he want.
• 1:32:58
  His dream was to be a hockey player.
• 1:32:59
  So we played hockey every day. I played on the team and I was
• 1:33:02
  big and so like you just be the defenseman.
• 1:33:05
  And me and him where he was big too.
• 1:33:06
  He's the same size as me, which is weird.
• 1:33:08
  We live next to each other, best friends growing up both like 65
• 1:33:16
  and we played hockey and we were defenseman as you might imagine.
• 1:33:21
  And we just smash, you know, that's like smashing with my Big
• 1:33:28
  Brother over here, like wow, up against the walls for like 10
• 1:33:33
  years. I love hockey.
• 1:33:34
  Hockey's the one where we we could get in fights.
• 1:33:37
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm always getting in fights
• 1:33:43
  because I'm the big guy. So what do you do?
• 1:33:45
  You bully? Well, they don't like a bully.
• 1:33:48
  And eventually they get pissed off at the guy that's bullying
• 1:33:50
  them. You know, they throw hands.
• 1:33:54
  Don't let you fucking throw hands in fucking Sissy football.
• 1:34:00
  No Speaking of. It's part of the game in hockey.
• 1:34:04
  If you don't throw hands at some point, you might as well quit.
• 1:34:09
  Yeah, you might as well just quit.
• 1:34:11
  So, So what you're saying is Taylor Swift should break it off
• 1:34:15
  and find yourself a hockey player?
• 1:34:18
  Because no, because. That's that's the strategy.
• 1:34:20
  There's psychology to fucking the brutishness of hockey again
• 1:34:25
  as the big man. I'm the bully, right?
• 1:34:29
  You're the star player, Sam. I'm smashing you up against the
• 1:34:34
  boards every chance I get all night.
• 1:34:39
  In a way that's maybe a little overboard.
• 1:34:41
  Maybe I even take some penalties on you, because what's a
• 1:34:46
  penalty? I'm going to get 2 minutes in
• 1:34:48
  the box. All right, I'll wait that out
• 1:34:50
  and come back and fucking do it again because you're the star
• 1:34:53
  player. I'm getting in your fucking head
• 1:34:55
  as well as pushing you around. That's what hockey's all about.
• 1:34:59
  It's psychological. So at some point, you as a
• 1:35:03
  player, as an athlete, as a hockey player, as a man, will
• 1:35:08
  punch me in my big fucking mush. You'll throw the fucking gloves
• 1:35:12
  down, You'll say let's fucking go.
• 1:35:14
  And then we'll just start fucking wailing away until one
• 1:35:18
  of us gets knocked the fuck down.
• 1:35:20
  And then the guy that started it gets like 10 minutes in the box
• 1:35:27
  and the guy that lost it gets 10 minutes in the box.
• 1:35:30
  So if you're if you don't start it and lose, you get no penalty
• 1:35:33
  by the way. So if you, if they started with
• 1:35:36
  you, which is me, the defenseman they usually did right and you
• 1:35:40
  win, you get to keep playing. Yeah.
• 1:35:46
  They have since changed the rules, but that's how it used to
• 1:35:49
  be. Yeah, no, I I remember.
• 1:35:51
  I remember. I remember that that's how it
• 1:35:53
  used to be. But I think, yeah, I think it
• 1:35:54
  has changed. But no, what do you Did you
• 1:35:59
  watch the Super Bowl at all? And if so, no, why?
• 1:36:01
  Would I watch that crap? I was reading a book.
• 1:36:06
  Well, well, good. Yeah.
• 1:36:09
  Good for you. I I I went to the neighbor Super
• 1:36:12
  Bowl party to make, like, social appearances.
• 1:36:16
  And then? If there was a party, I would go
• 1:36:18
  for the same reason, but yeah. And then?
• 1:36:20
  Talk about NFL football. They Well, basically everyone
• 1:36:25
  everyone was screwed like. For that matter, I don't care
• 1:36:31
  about like, I don't care enough to hate watch for either either.
• 1:36:35
  Like what? What?
• 1:36:36
  What a waste of energy. That it?
• 1:36:37
  Man, if you hate, watch the Super Bowl to hate Taylor Swift.
• 1:36:41
  What a waste of your time. Not only that, but people were
• 1:36:45
  actually. Reading a book.
• 1:36:47
  People you you could have no they they could have been
• 1:36:52
  reading Shadows of Deception. There you go.
• 1:36:56
  On Amazon they. Are.
• 1:36:58
  If they've already read it, Sam, they've read it 50,000 times.
• 1:37:02
  How many different authors have been on to sell their books as
• 1:37:06
  well? That you could.
• 1:37:07
  You could read there's you could be reading a book you don't have
• 1:37:10
  to hate? Watch Taylor Swift.
• 1:37:11
  Who cares what that bitch is up to?
• 1:37:13
  She's already got her song written about the break up with
• 1:37:16
  the ex-boyfriend and it's going to be the meanest one ever
• 1:37:20
  because that's going to make her the most money.
• 1:37:23
  She kisses them at the Super Bowl and then she's like, you're
• 1:37:27
  a cheating bitch going to make trillions of record sales
• 1:37:31
  because all y'all hate that bitch and you want to hear what
• 1:37:33
  she the scantless details. Oh my God.
• 1:37:36
  Like a bunch of fucking women. There.
• 1:37:39
  Were there were there were no Max.
• 1:37:42
  You want to hear The funny thing?
• 1:37:43
  And not the best one ever. At that.
• 1:37:46
  Let it be. Who cares what Taylor Swift
• 1:37:48
  thinks? My God.
• 1:37:50
  There were. There were people.
• 1:37:51
  There were people actually gambling.
• 1:37:53
  I'm not making this up. There were people making bets on
• 1:37:55
  how many times they would cut to her during the Super Bowl.
• 1:38:01
  Yeah, because it continues to get talked about and mentioned
• 1:38:04
  on see, social media metrics matter a lot to these media
• 1:38:07
  companies now too. So it might not draw ratings
• 1:38:10
  necessarily, but if it's getting them talked about on social
• 1:38:13
  media, they're going to lean into it.
• 1:38:14
  And unfortunately, it did draw them ratings this year.
• 1:38:17
  Of course it did. And my God, people.
• 1:38:20
  Will dumb little white girls didn't want to watch the Super
• 1:38:22
  Bowl necessarily before, but Taylor Swift is on.
• 1:38:25
  Of course. That's why you don't get to give
• 1:38:29
  a fuck what Taylor Swift thinks. Guys, Jesus, grow up.
• 1:38:33
  And my God, people will bet a. Singer.
• 1:38:37
  People. Will people will bet on people,
• 1:38:41
  will bet on anything? She don't even act or nothing.
• 1:38:45
  She's just a singer. And not a very.
• 1:38:51
  And not a very good one, but I'll give her this She's a
• 1:38:54
  songwriter and she has longevity to her career because she has a
• 1:38:57
  fan base that she targets specifically with her fucking
• 1:39:00
  songs. And they've grown up with her.
• 1:39:03
  And you're never going to convince her that she's bad.
• 1:39:06
  The little girl that grew up listening to Taylor Swift, her
• 1:39:08
  whole fucking life? Give it up, she says.
• 1:39:12
  Vote Biden. Then vote Biden.
• 1:39:15
  The lost battle and then all And then all you're doing is running
• 1:39:18
  around being a grown ass man hating Taylor Swift.
• 1:39:22
  Isn't there better hobbies? That that's not the reason why I
• 1:39:28
  hate her, but for the other. Grown ass, man.
• 1:39:32
  Hating Taylor Swift. Let it go, brother.
• 1:39:35
  Let it go. I I hate it.
• 1:39:37
  Worth your hate. I I she's.
• 1:39:40
  Just a dumb white bitch who sings.
• 1:39:43
  That it. That it go, it's OK.
• 1:39:47
  That is dumb white bitch whose daddy had connections to to the
• 1:39:50
  industry. That.
• 1:39:52
  Is probably, I don't know, She probably sucked a lot of Dicks.
• 1:39:55
  Actually, she writes songs about it, so she's definitely sucked a
• 1:39:58
  lot of Dicks. That is true.
• 1:40:00
  Also, I I know I actually. Also also also, there's this
• 1:40:03
  thing called the wall. OK, go on.
• 1:40:07
  And she And she's about to hit it fast.
• 1:40:09
  Yeah. Yeah, I know.
• 1:40:10
  Yep. Also, I I do know some women who
• 1:40:15
  actually can sing, and I'm trying to get one of them to
• 1:40:18
  come on the show, maybe to promote her record.
• 1:40:23
  That'd be cool. Yeah man, I you got to hit him
• 1:40:27
  up, bro. Sick Tank said.
• 1:40:28
  He'd do the show. Yeah, I yeah, I actually, I I
• 1:40:35
  still need to listen to the podcast.
• 1:40:36
  I lost the link that you sent me, so yeah, yeah, well, just.
• 1:40:42
  Hit him up and schedule an interview.
• 1:40:43
  You can listen to it before then it's it's only like 2 hours at
• 1:40:47
  this point it'll be 4 total but you don't you don't really need
• 1:40:51
  to listen to it. He'll he's an open guy and and I
• 1:40:55
  have told him like we you know you can swear and he can talk
• 1:40:58
  about his music like. I I think the link's still in
• 1:41:02
  our Twitter DMS are Sam. It's fucking.
• 1:41:06
  Anyway, just shill for it for a second.
• 1:41:08
  It's a fantastic podcast on a true crime mystery for a guy
• 1:41:14
  I've known a long time through the music, a fan of his music
• 1:41:17
  especially and and always kept in touch on online and such
• 1:41:21
  satanic. His real name is Andy Andy Sherm
• 1:41:27
  and his mother was murdered when he was one year old and he never
• 1:41:32
  knew even what happened because they told him that she was gone
• 1:41:36
  when he was real little, right? And then when he was a little
• 1:41:40
  older, they said a bad man took her and it he really didn't get
• 1:41:45
  much more details than that out of any of his family right on
• 1:41:48
  into adulthood. And what happened was there was
• 1:41:53
  another unrelated case that had nothing to do with him that he
• 1:41:56
  was talking to the media about the this podcast company,
• 1:42:02
  Madhouse. Madhouse crime I think it's
• 1:42:06
  called. I'll have to double check.
• 1:42:08
  I'll tweet the link back out to it's a fantastic they did a
• 1:42:11
  fantastic job and they really helped this guy out and it's
• 1:42:16
  while he's been dealing. He's a he survived cancer and
• 1:42:19
  then he went into remission and then he got cancer and and he's
• 1:42:26
  been struggling with chemo and stuff and been through a lot in
• 1:42:29
  his life. He I've said this before, he's
• 1:42:31
  an absolute trooper and even getting dealt a bad hand he he
• 1:42:35
  turns it into a win. And this seems to be that too,
• 1:42:40
  because he mentioned off hand his mother's case to them when
• 1:42:44
  he was talking about the other one and they hadn't heard of it.
• 1:42:50
  And there's not very many unsolved homicides in the US
• 1:42:56
  that haven't had a podcast on them, right?
• 1:42:59
  And it turns. Out that there's a lot.
• 1:43:01
  There and that the police for whatever reason, I don't want to
• 1:43:05
  spoil too much, but when they did a FOIA request, usually in a
• 1:43:08
  case like hers there's not much because it was in the 80s and
• 1:43:15
  and she was a sex worker. I guess is the appropriate term.
• 1:43:18
  I do want to be respectful to his mom, but she was not looked
• 1:43:26
  upon nicely by the PD and just kind of slept.
• 1:43:28
  Oh, yeah, another another dead one, right.
• 1:43:32
  And but there's a whole reason that it's not just that and it
• 1:43:36
  never was. And it might make you angry with
• 1:43:40
  the system in some ways. And that's where that's probably
• 1:43:45
  why I connected with him through his music because I have the
• 1:43:47
  same kind of anger towards the system and and and you can
• 1:43:53
  relate to stuff like that. Like I didn't know about he
• 1:43:55
  didn't know. So neither of us knew much about
• 1:43:58
  the the murder. But I knew that his his music
• 1:44:01
  was something I connected to because I'd had dark experiences
• 1:44:05
  much like he had in life and it is dark music.
• 1:44:08
  Don't get me wrong a lot of people wouldn't like it
• 1:44:10
  especially if you're Christian. But he is a really interesting
• 1:44:16
  person and so now they the podcast to to finish the story I
• 1:44:23
  guess has spent their own money or or whatever.
• 1:44:28
  And and I hired private investigators and did two years
• 1:44:32
  worth of research on his mom's case and they are doing a four
• 1:44:39
  part series on what they found and he's been promoting it
• 1:44:43
  because it means a lot to him obviously.
• 1:44:46
  And yeah, so I just. Yeah, I I just.
• 1:44:50
  Try and get him on the show, but also listen to the podcast
• 1:44:53
  because if you're into true crime at all, it is a bombshell
• 1:44:58
  kind of story there. There is twists and turns and a
• 1:45:01
  lot going on behind the scenes that makes it.
• 1:45:08
  I've I've listened to a lot of such cases and watch
• 1:45:12
  documentaries and stuff about true crime and it still stands
• 1:45:16
  out among even that. And I haven't even heard the
• 1:45:19
  whole thing. So that's basically the best ad
• 1:45:26
  I could give for it and it deserves it.
• 1:45:28
  Check it out. It's the Madhouse Podcast and
• 1:45:31
  the episode title which is probably how you would find it,
• 1:45:34
  is Who is who killed Jennifer? Sorry, but I I think it's more
• 1:45:39
  important also that it focuses on who Jennifer was.
• 1:45:42
  Jennifer was this man's mother, right?
• 1:45:45
  Jennifer was a lot of things other than just a drug problem
• 1:45:51
  or a bad lifestyle choices, right?
• 1:45:55
  And there's a lot more moving parts to the case than just
• 1:45:58
  that. And it's it's an interesting
• 1:46:03
  listen. And I I just hope it gives him
• 1:46:05
  some kind of closure, you know? No, I actually I I just followed
• 1:46:13
  him on on Twitter. So.
• 1:46:17
  Silly Kelly with some fake Taylor Swift breakup lyrics.
• 1:46:21
  You were my touchdown. You were my everything.
• 1:46:24
  Yep. Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
• 1:46:27
  And I bet you that's not going to be too far off from the
• 1:46:30
  actual truth. So.
• 1:46:32
  He was the quarterback. That's how it's going to start.
• 1:46:40
  Oh, you know it. And it's going to sell 20
• 1:46:45
  trillion albums. And how does that make you feel?
• 1:46:50
  Sad. Yeah, I don't care.
• 1:46:54
  That's the difference. See.
• 1:46:55
  Wasted hate, my man. Wasted hate.
• 1:46:59
  She is just some dumb rich white bitch.
• 1:47:03
  Don't worry about it. There's plenty.
• 1:47:05
  There will be another after her. You know what?
• 1:47:08
  I mean, oh, Oh yeah. And there was plenty before her.
• 1:47:11
  Don't worry about it. Yeah.
• 1:47:16
  Also, there's plenty of I'm sure they've ruled 34 the shit out of
• 1:47:20
  those two now. So there you go with AI.
• 1:47:26
  It probably looks realistic as fuck.
• 1:47:29
  They probably never have to make a sex tape.
• 1:47:31
  It's just going to leak because the AI made it.
• 1:47:34
  Well, no. Her, her fans love to ship
• 1:47:36
  people. She's she's going to be she's
• 1:47:43
  the only one that gets AI banned not not anyone in the
• 1:47:48
  government. So the that problem that problem
• 1:47:56
  won't actually happen so. Well, fuck that dumb bitch.
• 1:48:04
  Next topic. What else?
• 1:48:06
  Super Bowl. The Chiefs won the Patriots.
• 1:48:11
  Fuck Em. I I I well and I was just going
• 1:48:18
  to say I left early because people, people were shouting
• 1:48:21
  over, so I I couldn't even hear the game.
• 1:48:25
  So what's the point? I I heard it went into overtime.
• 1:48:29
  That's probably. Cool.
• 1:48:31
  If you like either kind of thing, it's AI.
• 1:48:34
  Saw a lot of people betting. This is one thing I've never got
• 1:48:36
  sports betting. That's a silly thing to me.
• 1:48:41
  Well, well, we we should we should ask the friend of we
• 1:48:44
  should ask Friend of show merch. Oh wait, he's not a.
• 1:48:49
  Friend of Well. He was nice to you.
• 1:48:53
  He he was never anything nice to me.
• 1:48:55
  I believe were was his exact words so.
• 1:49:00
  But. But he also said I was nice to
• 1:49:02
  you. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:06
  There. You go.
• 1:49:07
  He was nice to you, so I think it's OK.
• 1:49:09
  We can call him friend of the show.
• 1:49:11
  I'm sure he's a big fan. Yeah, yeah, I I think Johnny
• 1:49:16
  Fox. Is a big fan too.
• 1:49:17
  I know he watches a lot of our content.
• 1:49:19
  It's amazing. Oh, I I well shout.
• 1:49:21
  Out Johnny Fox. We'll see.
• 1:49:25
  Here's the thing I know, people. You know who doesn't watch any
• 1:49:29
  of my content, Dave? You know who makes the best
• 1:49:35
  content on the Internet? Dave.
• 1:49:41
  What did the pineapple taste like?
• 1:49:44
  I'm still not sure. He won't answer.
• 1:49:48
  My wife will hit me if I keep going with the pineapple stuff,
• 1:49:51
  she said. The word pineapple is banned
• 1:49:54
  because of Dave. Pineapple tastes like pineapple.
• 1:49:58
  And everybody you should go his channel on YouTube is actually,
• 1:50:02
  ironically enough, Gordon Liddy. Talk about two random Gordon
• 1:50:07
  Liddy references in one show. Anyway, Dave's username is
• 1:50:11
  Gordon Liddy and I don't know why to be honest with you.
• 1:50:17
  He has a question for everybody. He has two devices and he wants
• 1:50:22
  to know what they have in common, so check that video.
• 1:50:25
  Also, he has a great recommendation of Del Monte
• 1:50:30
  Citrus Salad. OK, so he's a call in there
• 1:50:39
  like. What was the last what was the
• 1:50:40
  last review he did That was his fucking good shit.
• 1:50:44
  It was something like it was like strawberry Kiwi juice and
• 1:50:48
  he was like, that's fucking. It was like the sugary is just
• 1:50:50
  Dave's a diabetic and he tastes all these sugary snacks and
• 1:50:54
  drinks for his YouTube and repeats himself 7000 times per
• 1:51:00
  thing because he's mentally disturbed.
• 1:51:06
  I don't know how to explain, Dave, just go watch Dave and had
• 1:51:09
  a paper towel underneath his watch and he had a yeah, he had
• 1:51:12
  his watch on right? And underneath his watch he had
• 1:51:15
  a paper towel like wrapped underneath.
• 1:51:21
  Why? Interesting.
• 1:51:24
  Dave Why? Why the paper towel?
• 1:51:27
  Dave? Hashtag Dave.
• 1:51:29
  Why the paper towel? That's what Dave would do.
• 1:51:31
  He would hashtag a really long and cumbersome phrase and ask
• 1:51:36
  people to get it trending. But the difference is like he he
• 1:51:40
  thinks that people will actually do that.
• 1:51:43
  I definitely don't think people, they might do it in the chat
• 1:51:45
  just because I said it, but they won't actually go on Twitter and
• 1:51:49
  hashtag Dave. Why the paper towel?
• 1:51:51
  Dave Hashtag paper towels. Hashtag Dave conspiracy.
• 1:51:59
  I think it's 'cause my my wife said this.
• 1:52:02
  It might because he's allergic to the strap of the watch,
• 1:52:05
  'cause sometimes they have cheap material and so instead of
• 1:52:08
  getting a new watch strap, he wraps a paper towel around to
• 1:52:13
  keep from getting a rash. Oh, that's interesting and could
• 1:52:19
  be the case. But it could also be that Dave
• 1:52:23
  is a schizophrenic and so maybe there's something else.
• 1:52:28
  That could also. Might not want the
• 1:52:30
  electromagnetic waves to interfere with his wrist.
• 1:52:35
  Oh geez, he's one of those people.
• 1:52:37
  Sometimes if he's not on medication, that's why I worry
• 1:52:41
  about Dave. One time he thought the moon was
• 1:52:45
  a UFO for deadly serious and that it was looking at him
• 1:52:51
  through his window. Well, he wasn't wrong about that
• 1:52:54
  part. The moon was looking at him.
• 1:52:57
  And. And he called up the local
• 1:53:02
  school. Oh my God, have I have I
• 1:53:05
  mentioned this one before? I have this on an old Dave
• 1:53:07
  episode. Then he called the local school
• 1:53:11
  for 20 minutes, yelled at them, and threatened them.
• 1:53:14
  Right. I have the whole phone call
• 1:53:16
  because he posted it right and he's yelling at this like random
• 1:53:21
  lady that works at the school about the bus.
• 1:53:24
  See, Dave lived in like an apartment complex, like a
• 1:53:28
  square, right? Like a motel.
• 1:53:32
  And the bus, the little bus, the short bus with the the special
• 1:53:36
  needs kids would go around there to drop a kid off and Dave was
• 1:53:41
  convinced they didn't need to, but they said they needed to do
• 1:53:44
  it to turn around safely. And so Dave is arguing with this
• 1:53:48
  bitch and screaming and yelling at her.
• 1:53:50
  But what if I was naked with my blinds open and she's like,
• 1:53:54
  well, close your fucking minds or put some clothes.
• 1:53:57
  In. Yeah, no, I I've seen that
• 1:53:59
  video. That one was mild.
• 1:54:02
  And then he's like, well, I'm going to come down there and
• 1:54:04
  fight. Oh, it was so good.
• 1:54:08
  Dave's out of his mind. He goes on for six minutes about
• 1:54:12
  how would it and she, God bless her, put up with him, probably
• 1:54:17
  as good as almost anybody I've ever heard.
• 1:54:19
  There's one other one that I don't have any more that is
• 1:54:22
  equally as good, where they call him for a job interview and it's
• 1:54:28
  a really professional woman and she's like super nice while
• 1:54:31
  telling Dave he's retarded, you know what I mean?
• 1:54:35
  For like 10 minutes. Kind of like kind of like I did.
• 1:54:41
  Dave. Has a list.
• 1:54:42
  Of questions before he'll answer your questions at the interview.
• 1:54:50
  He also does this with women. You have to answer his questions
• 1:54:53
  about women before he'll talk to.
• 1:54:58
  You. Yeah.
• 1:54:59
  That. That's always.
• 1:55:00
  That's always interesting. So the questions about the job
• 1:55:03
  are do you pay in cash or in a check?
• 1:55:10
  Do you pay every week or every other week?
• 1:55:15
  Do I get snow days because I don't like to come in when the
• 1:55:18
  weather's bad? I only like to do outdoor type
• 1:55:22
  work. Do you pay in cash or in a check
• 1:55:28
  And then he'll repeat all the questions and if you don't
• 1:55:32
  answer the questions appropriately then he doesn't
• 1:55:34
  want your job. And likewise with the women
• 1:55:37
  only. The the questions for women are
• 1:55:39
  like, do you have big tits or or small tits, big Dicks or small
• 1:55:44
  Dicks? Do you like big Dicks or small
• 1:55:46
  Dicks? You've seen that one right?
• 1:55:49
  Where he got mad because she said she liked big Dicks and
• 1:55:52
  Dave was offended. Yeah.
• 1:55:57
  And so she she changed her mind and said no, no, Dave.
• 1:56:00
  Big Dicks hurt. Dave seems like it could be a
• 1:56:08
  bit lovable with all his content.
• 1:56:10
  Yeah, well, but right now is the best part, right 'cause I'm
• 1:56:14
  going to do an episode on this. So this is kind of promo and for
• 1:56:17
  that, to be honest with you, that's my next He's fuck Johnny
• 1:56:20
  Fox. He's not funny, not on purpose,
• 1:56:23
  not on accident anymore. It's just sad.
• 1:56:27
  Dave needs to be in the spotlight because this season of
• 1:56:32
  Dave has been Dave in New York for as long as I've known.
• 1:56:36
  Of the 10 years that I've been following this fucking retard.
• 1:56:41
  He's been Dave in New York. That's what he calls into shows
• 1:56:45
  as that's what he calls himself or Hudson Valley guy.
• 1:56:49
  Either way, he is defined by being in Hudson Valley, New
• 1:56:55
  York. That is his everything, right?
• 1:56:58
  Right. Yeah.
• 1:56:59
  And this season of Dave. Is Dave in New York, in exile
• 1:57:06
  out of New York, does this normal retarded, weird autistic
• 1:57:14
  videos right? And he's like, what does the
• 1:57:19
  pineapple taste like? The pineapple tastes like
• 1:57:21
  pineapple. The pineapple tastes like
• 1:57:23
  pineapple. What does the pineapple taste
• 1:57:25
  like? The pineapple tastes like
• 1:57:26
  pineapple and you're like, shut the fuck for some reason.
• 1:57:29
  It's still funny. I don't know.
• 1:57:31
  But then in the midst of all his normal chicanery with his radios
• 1:57:37
  and all his weird stuff he has going on in his new apartment,
• 1:57:40
  he does weird shit like I'm going to heat my house with my
• 1:57:43
  oven open. I'm so smart, y'all are going to
• 1:57:47
  have to pay high energy bills and I don't have to.
• 1:57:49
  And it's even warmer. It's 83.
• 1:57:52
  He was bragging how smart he was and then he ran out of fucking
• 1:57:55
  oil. But throughout it all.
• 1:57:59
  And then he did a video screaming about Please help me
• 1:58:02
  because the next day is Martin Luther N Word Day and he needs
• 1:58:05
  oil. Except he didn't say N word and
• 1:58:11
  Dave is the best guy because he's insane and does shit like
• 1:58:16
  that. But interspersed throughout this
• 1:58:19
  whole season of nonsense has been the moments.
• 1:58:24
  Hold on, has been the moments when he remembers New York.
• 1:58:30
  He'll be like the pineapple, tastes like pineapple.
• 1:58:34
  And you know what? I got this in the top store in
• 1:58:37
  New York I. Wish I was in New York.
• 1:58:40
  Oh, this place sucks in suck ass.
• 1:58:42
  County. I don't even know where he
• 1:58:43
  lives, but he calls it Suck Ass County and it's in Delaware
• 1:58:47
  somewhere. That's what I know.
• 1:58:48
  And it's a trailer park, and it's the best Dave has ever had
• 1:58:51
  it, by the way. He has more money than ever.
• 1:58:54
  He has more autonomy than ever. He's not going to get kicked out
• 1:58:57
  of his fucking mobile home as long as he doesn't have dead
• 1:59:00
  bodies in it or something. And he even has a cat, That poor
• 1:59:06
  cat. But every now and then get it.
• 1:59:09
  Then it slips in that he's not in New York anymore.
• 1:59:15
  And it really is like the Wizard of Oz in some ways.
• 1:59:18
  He chases an old woman around at a gas station when it closes
• 1:59:22
  because he wants to pump 1st and then pay and he stalks her for
• 1:59:28
  months on video just he goes around the store and he's like
• 1:59:32
  this all lady Janet and she would let me pay pump 1st and
• 1:59:37
  then when they reopen the store he went and he found that same
• 1:59:40
  bitch work there again for some whatever the reason.
• 1:59:44
  And he was like can I do it anymore?
• 1:59:46
  And she said no, because it's a new system.
• 1:59:48
  And he, like, had a meltdown because otherwise in New York,
• 1:59:51
  he could pump first, you know? Well, well, you know, maybe,
• 1:59:54
  maybe Mersch could save his cat. He's got like he's got three of
• 2:00:00
  them. Yeah, but Dave only got the one
• 2:00:02
  and it's an outdoor cat and it's not really even his cat.
• 2:00:05
  It came with the house. So I think that did fine, Dave.
• 2:00:09
  Like you don't. You don't get to become a cat
• 2:00:12
  person until you have 3. That's when the toxoplasmosis
• 2:00:16
  levels get to such a point that you start wanting more.
• 2:00:21
  I'm not kidding. This is science unless you are
• 2:00:25
  extremely clean with your cats, right?
• 2:00:29
  And most. People.
• 2:00:30
  Who have more than three aren't, but you can manage 3 but you
• 2:00:37
  have to be on point with it and you have to not maybe even wear
• 2:00:41
  a mask when you clean their shit sometimes because that shit will
• 2:00:45
  creep in and it literally the the all it really does is make
• 2:00:49
  you want more cats. It's it's actually part of their
• 2:00:53
  survival strategy as a species to make humans infected with
• 2:00:57
  toxoplasmosis. So they want more cats and
• 2:01:01
  that's how you end up a cat lady.
• 2:01:02
  Three is the limit. You can do three, but you got to
• 2:01:05
  be clean. If you go beyond three you might
• 2:01:09
  as well just become the cat lady.
• 2:01:10
  You might as well just go the whole 9 and get like 20.
• 2:01:18
  Interesting, 4 is the same as 20.
• 2:01:21
  Cats. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:01:24
  And This is why I'm a dog person.
• 2:01:26
  Mostly me too. Well, I'm allergic to cats, so I
• 2:01:29
  might be a bias source for all of this.
• 2:01:31
  No, I'm I'm also allergic to cats, but.
• 2:01:40
  No, you won't see silly, Kelly says.
• 2:01:42
  If that ever happens to me and I'm infected with the Gandhi, I
• 2:01:45
  will behead all of my cats. I will not be a tool of the
• 2:01:48
  parasite. Here's the problem.
• 2:01:49
  No, you won't, because you'll love him so much and you'll just
• 2:01:53
  want to hear him purr. You'll just want to hear him
• 2:01:56
  purr forever. Yeah, yeah, even even your
• 2:02:04
  brain, silly Kelly will be taken.
• 2:02:07
  Will be. Taken.
• 2:02:09
  Is enough to get you sharing memes and cat videos right?
• 2:02:12
  2 cats. Uh oh. 2 cats, it starts to
• 2:02:16
  become a your personality a little bit.
• 2:02:18
  I don't really have a cat unless you are a cat.
• 2:02:21
  Cat memes. 4. Cats and You are a certifiable
• 2:02:25
  cat lady. Wait, wait, wait.
• 2:02:27
  How many? How many cats does it for you to
• 2:02:31
  get to to share cat memes and videos?
• 2:02:35
  1. Morpheus.
• 2:02:38
  I I have 0 cats and I and I share.
• 2:02:40
  Cat memes Can you share cat memes?
• 2:02:43
  Yes. I share cat memes all the time
• 2:02:49
  and I have no no cats. Oh, you have no cats?
• 2:02:52
  OK, I thought you were denying sharing the memes.
• 2:02:55
  I was like, no, you share them all the time.
• 2:02:56
  No. I I I I I.
• 2:02:58
  Love my cat memes. I just have 0 cats at my house.
• 2:03:02
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm saying, but like one.
• 2:03:04
  One will make a person that otherwise wouldn't share cat
• 2:03:07
  memes, share cat memes. Just one cat.
• 2:03:11
  That's not that bad, right? Two is where they start to
• 2:03:15
  become, like, annoyingly cat persony, but not you wouldn't
• 2:03:19
  cut somebody out of your life over it.
• 2:03:21
  You're not going to call for an intervention.
• 2:03:23
  But it starts to creep into their personality.
• 2:03:25
  Three, it becomes their personality.
• 2:03:28
  That's the stage Marsha's at. Right.
• 2:03:33
  Yeah. His personality is he's Queen
• 2:03:36
  Marsh of the Cats. You know, Speaking of that right
• 2:03:42
  now on Podolvolor tonight I I missed it because our show is
• 2:03:45
  more important, obviously. But they were doing Mini Manson
• 2:03:49
  as the fucking guest host and I really want to go back and watch
• 2:03:55
  that and when we're done here because it's probably going to
• 2:03:58
  be great. And by great, I mean.
• 2:04:02
  I was just introduced to Minnie Manson and I just don't get it.
• 2:04:06
  That's the point. Yeah, well, Shmoe climbs to get
• 2:04:11
  it, but then Shmoe is Shmoe. And he's easy to fuck with and
• 2:04:16
  he'll have a complete breakdown and cry in a total like dramatic
• 2:04:20
  hissy fit. And he'll hate you forever.
• 2:04:23
  And then like 5 minutes later he's going to come crawling back
• 2:04:26
  to tell you he loves you. And the whole time he's either
• 2:04:30
  doing bad singing or smashing up his own house or drinking in the
• 2:04:37
  dark. Isn't isn't Manny Manson the guy
• 2:04:41
  that that like Shmuley had as his Twitter?
• 2:04:45
  That's his Twitter picture, Minnie Manson.
• 2:04:47
  I I I was going to say. He was friends with Minnie
• 2:04:51
  Manson before, but then the somebody tried to, like make
• 2:04:55
  Minnie Manson their goon, so to speak, and he stopped talking to
• 2:05:01
  us. He blocked me.
• 2:05:05
  I wasn't going to do a cringe coffee house on mini Manson.
• 2:05:08
  He's. I can't use a pot.
• 2:05:09
  Awful goon. You know how fucking tasteless
• 2:05:12
  that would be? I know people do.
• 2:05:14
  But, like, that's a pot awful original goon, you know what I
• 2:05:17
  mean? Not even like, merch.
• 2:05:19
  Merch is merch, right? I could talk about Mersch all I
• 2:05:23
  want, but like, pot awful's goon, Yeah, mini man's in his
• 2:05:26
  pot, awful's goon for sure. People tried to poach him and
• 2:05:30
  they blocked me because they thought I was going to poach him
• 2:05:33
  just because Shmuley's friends with him.
• 2:05:35
  And like, no, I don't do content on Mini Manson.
• 2:05:38
  That's he's too gross for me sometimes.
• 2:05:42
  But he also has really good crying fits, you know?
• 2:05:47
  Yeah, Shmui wanted me to interview Minnie Manson at
• 2:05:50
  first. Yeah, we should have him on the
• 2:05:52
  show. I'm telling you this tonight,
• 2:05:53
  he's hosting Pod Awful. It's his big break again.
• 2:05:59
  We could have him perform on the show.
• 2:06:02
  No, no, we won't be doing any of that.
• 2:06:04
  Yeah, on this show. We're not going to have Minnie
• 2:06:07
  Manson on the show. Yeah, we have.
• 2:06:09
  Then no one would ever come on the show again.
• 2:06:12
  But but a man can dream. Hey, I could.
• 2:06:19
  Have him Co host the Cringe Coffee House.
• 2:06:23
  Yeah, you. Yeah, you could.
• 2:06:26
  Wouldn't it that be an idea. Is me and Minnie Manson watching
• 2:06:30
  awful Internet content like Dice Golden and Dave?
• 2:06:36
  That would, that would. And we could.
• 2:06:37
  Give them advice on how to be less of a fucking online locale,
• 2:06:42
  even though he's way more of one than both of them, and I'm just
• 2:06:48
  going to sit there and drink coffee and agree with him.
• 2:06:51
  That would that would be awesome.
• 2:06:53
  Yeah, I could. I could totally see it.
• 2:06:56
  So. He could be a permanent Co host
• 2:06:58
  of the Cringe Coffee House. He would be the perfect.
• 2:07:00
  Co Host. Actually, now that I think about
• 2:07:02
  it. So yeah, that that sounds good.
• 2:07:07
  He is cringe Incarnate. Anything.
• 2:07:13
  Any other topics on the docket? Let's see.
• 2:07:18
  We covered Russia, We covered Vince, We did video games
• 2:07:23
  already, and we even did some. You know, neither paid any
• 2:07:29
  attention attention to the Super Bowl, because fuck the NFL.
• 2:07:35
  Fuck again. Fuck.
• 2:07:37
  Yes, fuck the NFL. I said it so I don't have any
• 2:07:42
  other anything else unless. You.
• 2:07:44
  What do you think about WrestleMania, Sam?
• 2:07:49
  Are you what? Are you a Cody Crybaby or are
• 2:07:53
  you a team Team Rock? Where do you stand, Sam?
• 2:07:58
  I'm Team Rock even though. Morpheus.
• 2:08:04
  If I have to pick it up, pick a team, I'm Team Rock.
• 2:08:06
  But I quite honestly don't give a fuck.
• 2:08:09
  Yeah, so no Cody Crybabies in the house.
• 2:08:13
  Isn't that interesting? They seem to be so popular.
• 2:08:16
  Maybe it's the kind of people that would like, buy a ticket to
• 2:08:19
  a show. I don't know.
• 2:08:20
  Anyway, I guess that's the match.
• 2:08:24
  Yeah, you're not asked, 'cause that's that's the big thing
• 2:08:27
  around wrestling decides. Vince McMahon's dirty DMS.
• 2:08:30
  And by the way, stop watching porn, you fucking degenerate.
• 2:08:36
  If you think I'm talking to you, that means I am.
• 2:08:39
  Well, that, well, that's the other thing.
• 2:08:41
  That's the other. Thing is like Vince is that is
• 2:08:44
  the one thing that Vince that I am kind of curious about just to
• 2:08:47
  kind of rabbit upping up like Vince is Vince is rich enough
• 2:08:54
  right theoretically that he that he could like and I I hate to
• 2:08:59
  say this derogatory but like he could pretty much like buy any
• 2:09:04
  pussy that he wanted right. So why does Vince have porn
• 2:09:08
  brain? It's not like he's.
• 2:09:11
  Because the boomers do that. I'm telling you, these guys like
• 2:09:14
  in the middle. Of the promoter brain that he
• 2:09:16
  has. The guys in in middle age that
• 2:09:19
  they get into the fucking porn on their phones, it's just
• 2:09:22
  because the convenience of it, right?
• 2:09:27
  And then they get hooked. It's just about, I think it's.
• 2:09:30
  I'm talking about addiction and I was using it as a vehicle to
• 2:09:33
  say if you think that you might have a problem with porn, you do
• 2:09:37
  knock it off. That's the best I can do for
• 2:09:42
  you. I can't direct you anywhere to
• 2:09:43
  get help. I just knock it off, go to Nofap
• 2:09:48
  on Reddit or something. I don't know.
• 2:09:52
  You'll get a bunch of awful information over there, I'm
• 2:09:55
  sure, yeah. Don't don't go, don't go to the
• 2:09:59
  Tape brothers either. So.
• 2:10:03
  Yeah, yeah, just have some self-discipline and fucking.
• 2:10:06
  If you fucking looking at some weird shit, ask yourself why.
• 2:10:15
  How did you get there? You know, where did you start
• 2:10:21
  get help. I don't know where you get it
• 2:10:24
  and go find it. And and have a happy Valentine's
• 2:10:31
  Day, I guess. So.
• 2:10:34
  Well, I guess we could always bring, like I said and watching
• 2:10:36
  the Super Bowl, watching porn. I was reading a book and we
• 2:10:39
  should revive the No Fat Book Club.
• 2:10:44
  Would you Would anybody be interested in joining the No Fat
• 2:10:47
  Book Club? All you have to do is do the 30
• 2:10:54
  day No Fat Challenge and read the assigned book.
• 2:10:59
  Depends on what the book is, but maybe.
• 2:11:02
  Well, there will be a list and then anyone who's a participant
• 2:11:06
  would vote. I I still have my recommended
• 2:11:11
  reading list. Could be.
• 2:11:15
  Most of it will be fiction, so like, that's the idea.
• 2:11:20
  Could be interesting. Old.
• 2:11:24
  Old fiction, sci-fi, you know, stuff like that.
• 2:11:27
  That has something to say that. We used to do that.
• 2:11:33
  But the other people turned into, like, weirdos so we could
• 2:11:35
  revive that. That was my brand, The No Fat
• 2:11:37
  Book Club. You read a book and you don't
• 2:11:39
  fucking jerk off for a month. Yeah.
• 2:11:45
  Just 130 days. It's a lot of control, but.
• 2:11:51
  Isn't that a cigar you're smoking?
• 2:11:54
  Yeah, yeah. It's a big, big cigar.
• 2:11:59
  Old old Rush Limbaugh tribute. I I see.
• 2:12:05
  So yeah, kind of. Totally.
• 2:12:11
  No, it's like organic hemp wraps, huh?
• 2:12:18
  Nice. I I wish, I I wish I I wish I
• 2:12:24
  had a filter in here because other because I'd be joining you
• 2:12:28
  if I did so. Yeah.
• 2:12:34
  It's mostly marijuana, though. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:12:43
  See, I don't. I don't get why people think I
• 2:12:46
  hate weed. I don't.
• 2:12:48
  I know. I.
• 2:12:49
  Don't I just it's perfectly legal.
• 2:12:53
  And this, like The thing is, it's all grown in Massachusetts,
• 2:12:56
  so I'm not dealing with cartels. I'm putting an end to them.
• 2:13:01
  Yeah. Although they taxed the shit out
• 2:13:04
  of all the other states, so I don't know what they're doing.
• 2:13:06
  My my friend who was with us was counting all the car license
• 2:13:11
  plates and almost all of them were from Rhode Island because
• 2:13:15
  it's ultra expensive there. Who would have thought?
• 2:13:21
  Yeah. Thanks for all that tax revenue
• 2:13:23
  into our state though. So.
• 2:13:26
  All righty, folks. Well, I guess unless Morpheus
• 2:13:30
  has anything, we'll catch you next.
• 2:13:33
  Week. Oh, black people.
• 2:13:37
  It's Black History Month. You got to say something about
• 2:13:40
  black people. Oh.
• 2:13:43
  Otherwise it wouldn't be very diversity of you.
• 2:13:47
  Well. Talk about putting them on the
• 2:13:52
  spot. I I suppose if I'm going to go
• 2:13:59
  down that rat hole, shout at shout at Will Nash, Great guy in
• 2:14:09
  front of the show. So Sam Sam defaults the Black
• 2:14:13
  Friend Defense. I see No, no.
• 2:14:16
  Nash is awesome. He.
• 2:14:18
  He I think he, I think he kind of like hates Black History
• 2:14:23
  Month, which is why I, which is partially why I'm doing it, to
• 2:14:27
  push his buttons. But.
• 2:14:30
  I feel like we haven't clipped this now 'cause I.
• 2:14:33
  Think Oh yeah, yeah, we no, we totally do so.
• 2:14:38
  It's putting you on the spot out of nowhere, like black people,
• 2:14:44
  'cause it's Black History Month. Oh, well, I know.
• 2:14:47
  In all seriousness. Like, I know.
• 2:14:50
  I know that. You know how?
• 2:14:51
  Forced it is. That's why I think you'll
• 2:14:53
  appreciate it, right? It's such a forced meme now.
• 2:14:56
  We'll. See.
• 2:14:57
  Make sure you think about this, OK?
• 2:15:02
  We'll see. Yeah.
• 2:15:04
  Like, in all seriousness, like, I know you don't watch.
• 2:15:08
  Read more Malcolm X is Is that what they're saying, 'cause I I
• 2:15:11
  like Malcolm X? You know, I like had.
• 2:15:15
  Some interesting. Thoughts I like I know a lot of
• 2:15:19
  people people think that like, jazz is only for old people, but
• 2:15:23
  like, it's not. And John Coltrane was is my
• 2:15:31
  favorite saxophonist. Well, when you go with like
• 2:15:34
  music, you know you can't skip. If you really love music, you
• 2:15:38
  can't skip over the Blues. And like, you have to give that.
• 2:15:40
  That's like all black. Very few white guys were doing
• 2:15:44
  the Blues back in the Dixie days.
• 2:15:47
  There's so few recordings of original shit, but it's.
• 2:15:50
  I've Hey, it was. Like all modern contemporary
• 2:15:55
  music, right? So you got to give it up to the
• 2:15:57
  Blues. Hey, hey.
• 2:15:59
  It was two years ago this month I saw a Buddy Guy in concert
• 2:16:03
  here in Florida. So.
• 2:16:06
  Most of them were doing jazz too, 'cause that's where the
• 2:16:09
  money was at, right? Blues was what they did for the
• 2:16:12
  fucking black audiences who were like down on their luck and then
• 2:16:16
  they'd all play in jazz bands cause like, you gotta make
• 2:16:18
  money. It was the Depression and shit.
• 2:16:21
  Yeah, yeah. So by the way, that's how.
• 2:16:26
  But for Black History Month, it's almost which was, which was
• 2:16:30
  almost as long as the month itself.
• 2:16:33
  The Sam Sam's answer to say something good about black
• 2:16:36
  people was My friend is black and I like black music.
• 2:16:42
  Dope. I think you.
• 2:16:44
  Nailed it. No.
• 2:16:46
  Yeah, I That's pretty much. Isn't that pretty much what all
• 2:16:49
  white liberals like say during black?
• 2:16:52
  No, no. They would have mentioned the
• 2:16:53
  food. But.
• 2:16:56
  Virtue signaled somehow. But, but, but see that but see
• 2:16:59
  that that actually seems racist to me.
• 2:17:02
  So. I mean it is.
• 2:17:05
  Hey, I I I. Enjoy some Southern black
• 2:17:10
  cuisine myself, whether they soul food.
• 2:17:13
  It's fucking delicious. It's not the first thing I would
• 2:17:16
  talk about, but that usually does seem to be the case with
• 2:17:19
  white liberals, right? They're like, oh oh, the food is
• 2:17:23
  so good. And they say that about
• 2:17:25
  everybody's food, so you start to wonder if they mean it.
• 2:17:30
  Maybe, Yeah, yeah. So.
• 2:17:33
  Or they got the Black Lives Matter sign in their yard, but
• 2:17:36
  they've never had a black person in their house.
• 2:17:41
  That's, yeah, that's my favorite one, right.
• 2:17:45
  Like Black Lives Matter. Oh, no, we don't.
• 2:17:49
  We don't actually want you in our.
• 2:17:51
  House. So yeah.
• 2:17:55
  I There's a lot of those around here, I'll tell you.
• 2:17:58
  Oh. I'm sure or Black Lives Matter,
• 2:18:03
  but only if you're. Like immigrants, Welcome over
• 2:18:06
  there. Yeah.
• 2:18:08
  Not here. Here's a little too fucking
• 2:18:13
  close. So.
• 2:18:17
  All righty. Folks, we'll talk you down the
• 2:18:21
  road and until next time, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
• 2:18:29
  Like. That doesn't include PCP.
• 2:18:31
  That leaves you wide open. So yeah, exactly gives you wide
• 2:18:38
  berth. PCP.
• 2:18:41
  Yeah, don't don't do any PCP folks.
• 2:18:44
  That's pretty bad. Leave more for Sam.
• 2:18:47
  Thanks for listening to the Whitfield report on the NGC
• 2:18:51
  network. Please visit Sam's website at
• 2:18:55
  www.thesamwhitfield.com and support Sam on
• 2:19:00
  patreon@patreon.com/whitfield Report Until next time.
• 2:19:06
  God Bless God saved this great nation and God Freedom, legacy
• 2:19:12
  in that order. And then say God take three
• 2:19:16
  months and then see what he says.