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Finn the Janitor · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is a good question.
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  SPEAKER_00: Doug asks this.
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  SPEAKER_00: He goes, Scott, I normally tip my dog roomer 20%.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is that too much?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: I uh okay, so here I got a great answer for this one, too.
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  SPEAKER_00: If we're gonna get deep into I I don't really want to dive too deep into the tipping conversation of who and who not and who this.
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  SPEAKER_00: But here's a couple that are standards.
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  SPEAKER_00: If they're doing your hair, your dog's hair, they get a tip.
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  SPEAKER_01: Also, my dog gets their anal glands expressed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Jesus, Mary and Joseph, tip them.
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  SPEAKER_01: So if you have to touch my dog's butthole, I mean I have the same rule too.
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  SPEAKER_01: I always tip Sonia five or twenty percent.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_01: Not five, but twenty percent.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you're gonna say you were gonna you told Zach if you're gonna touch that, you have to leave a tip.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I ask him to leave a tip as well.
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  SPEAKER_01: But for Sonia.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know where that was going.
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  SPEAKER_01: But for Sonia, who waxes me, I I always give her 20% too, because if she has to see my I mean, you gave her 100% already.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why would you not?
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: I would just keep adding to now it's 120%.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good morning.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, man.
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  SPEAKER_00: And that ties right into what the hell's going through the mind here of uh Taiwan Dave.
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  SPEAKER_00: He said, good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Happy weighing out Wednesday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't forget to do the Allie crack crap wipe after the shower.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gotta keep that taint very dry.
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  SPEAKER_00: First of all, not queen.
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  SPEAKER_00: We haven't even talked about a taint.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, we just did.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, now we did, but where did that happen?
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  SPEAKER_00: Where's that coming from?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did we mention this last week?
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  SPEAKER_01: Was this having to do with how we dry off in the shower?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't recall that conversation recently.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't remember.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sure over 20 years something's come up where we're talking about drying ourselves.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or do we did we honestly both just forget what we talked about recently?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's also a very big possibility there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Happy weighing out Wednesday, Pony Joe.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, let's see here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we're good.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're caught up.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna see if I can find it by the keyword, but Taiwan Dave, you're gonna have to remind us what we talked about.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_01: Because I'm sure it has to do with that.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I I definitely don't share a towel with my significant other, and I don't think you do either.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh so I would.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: No, I don't mind sharing a towel.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't I don't I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Only if we're in dire straits, if it's like when we were at Seneca, we were up on Seneca the other day at Smith Park, and that's a sharing a towel occasion.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're just in the lake, we're just drying off.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna actually shower later.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I'm not going to I would prefer to share the sh the towel after the shower when I know you're clean and the towel is just wet and clean.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's still your crack.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_00: It's still it's still so let me tell you the ridiculousness happening right now at the house.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um we we'd also been talking about how Junior is spending the rest of the month in Cleveland being spoiled rotten, and how if you'd like to, you know, borrow a couple dogs for a couple nights.
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  SPEAKER_00: So Finn is the funniest.
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  SPEAKER_00: So Finn is dad, okay?
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  SPEAKER_00: So, you know, you got Ginger and Finn were the OGs.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: Well, Ginger was the OG, then Finn.
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  SPEAKER_01: Finn's the one that couldn't keep it in his pants.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, and he also apparently in a past life, I'm convinced of this.
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  SPEAKER_00: I believe we come back as an animal.
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  SPEAKER_00: I really do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you believe in reincarnation.
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  SPEAKER_00: I do.
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  SPEAKER_00: I believe that you could come back as an animal.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, let's say you have a love for giraffes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ah.
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  SPEAKER_00: You might come back as a giraffe.
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  SPEAKER_00: But it it, you know, it's I believe this is where my happy brain goes.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you're gonna come back reincarnated as an animal, you have to come back as an animal that you like.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, you don't want to come back as like a rat.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna come back as an alligator.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah, that, yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: So uh at any rate, I'm convinced now Finn was a janitor in his past human life.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anytime I'm he cleans up, anytime I'm vacuuming or mopping, he's gotta be right there.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we've we've started a nickname, and I've literally, it's gotten to the point I'm like, dude, you gotta move out of the way.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like I got I need a mop right there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like he watches you vacuum and mop.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I don't know if he's just like the supervisor or what.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I was telling Tiffany, I said, we need to get him a janitor outfit.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, I you know, you know, like the gray overalls and like a cap, like you know, a a locomotive, uh a locomotive uh uh engineer would have.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I she just went on Amazon.
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  SPEAKER_00: I kid you not, I jokingly call him now.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I swear, other people, don't you, if you have more than one dog, you start nicknaming them, or is that just because I have a pack of eight?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, I mean Junior has a lot of nicknames for sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh I think I mean, obviously you have it a little bit more, but back to that whole janitor thing, I think I know why.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because Finn isn't just pug, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, he's got a little bit of border collie in him.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ah, there you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: There it is.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's his cap.
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  SPEAKER_01: That that's exactly what it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: So he's he was presenting to me herding tendencies, like how an Australian Australian kettle herder would be, or you said border collie, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And that's a herding dog.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: So that's why he's always by your side.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a weird mix.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's he's pug, a little bit of peekingese, and a little bit of border collie.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know anything, I don't know anything about peekinees.
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  SPEAKER_01: And how like, was this a thruple?
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, how did we get the peekanese in there?
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  SPEAKER_01: All of a sudden the peekanese is like parents, eh?
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_01: All of a sudden the peekinese is like, um, me too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll take something.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_01: Instead of meeting on Tinder, they or met on Popter?
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  SPEAKER_00: So it was sure.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_01: That was really bad.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wow, that was rough.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: And that was worse.
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  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: Hey yo.